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Hold it, boys! Hold it! Before we get out,
let's remember the agreement.
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Set your brakes. Turn your lights off
and take your keys with you if you wish.
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Now, one hour. It is now 11:00 p.m.
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One hour. Then we all leave quietly,
no matter how much money you've won
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or how many girls you've met.
I repeat for the record, one hour.
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Has there ever been
such a college boy before?
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So anxious to get back to his studies
8
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that the thought of winning $10,000
at a crap table merely disgusts him.
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- It could be that girl, too.
- Who's that?
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- That heavenly girl.
- Hey.
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What does he care about girls
when he can shack up with his law books?
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One hour.
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Not what you'd call
an interesting conversationalist, is he?
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Your old daddy flew
one of those in the war, son.
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And was that how
you were killed in action, sir?
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Yes, indeed.
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I don't want to bother you, boys,
but it is now 11:03.
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- Yeah, man. Let's go where the money is.
- Yeah, man.
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Is this the place where the people live
who want to give us all this money?
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- This must be the place.
- This is my infallible roulette system.
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Now, he has a system.
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Well, if you've got a system,
you might as well get it out of your system.
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- That's what I always say.
- And you know, he always does say that!
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Sir, I wonder if you'd arrange
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to have a Brink's armored car
at the side door in about an hour?
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I expect to be making a gold shipment
about then.
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We're his male nurses.
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Madam, would you give up this sinful life
of gambling if the right man came along?
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- I might, yes.
- Excuse me. How's the play?
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I put it down, they pick it up.
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Maybe you ain't putting it down
in the right place.
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- That could explain it. Aren't you playing?
- Well, I'd like to,
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but I just get a nosebleed every time
I see that happening to my money.
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Does it bother you
when it's my money that's going?
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No, not as long as you can assure me
you got plenty more.
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- Do you mind my standing here?
- I haven't called for a guard, have I?
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No. They just get in the way.
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Jackpot!
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<i>R152, the giant jackpot, $50. A bonus, R152.</i>
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- Good luck to you, sir.
- Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- You must lead a clean life.
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Yeah, and up until now
it's been driving me crazy.
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Twenty-one red.
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I know this system is infallible
because I worked it out myself.
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Do you suppose
I could be reading it wrong?
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Oh, boy! Now I can buy that atom-powered
steam shovel I've always wanted.
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With that?
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And of course it was completely ridiculous.
I didn't know she was a countess.
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So it was right after that
my poor old gray-haired mother said to me,
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she said, "Brick, Son, I just know you're
gonna be terribly attractive to women.
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"And I do so hope you're not
going to be a beast about it."
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- Tell me, have you been a beast about it?
- Well, certainly.
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What did my poor old gray-haired mother
know about fun?
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It is now 11:19.
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Thank you. Thank you.
I don't like to wear a watch.
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I hired him to follow me around
and tell me what time it is.
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Twenty-five red.
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Well, this is it!
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Didn't you explain to him
that your system was infallible?
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I knew there was someone I forgot to tell.
Well, I've got to cash a check.
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You know, only someone
whose father owned an oil company
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could afford that system.
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You've always hated me just because
my family has money, haven't you?
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No. I have a lot better reasons than that.
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- Boys, it is now 11:21.
- The old lamplighter.
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Do you see that?
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- What? That mirror?
- You know what that's for?
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Yeah. So tall Texans can
see to comb their hair.
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Those are observation posts. Guards
sit up there and keep an eye on things.
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- Well, we have...
- Pardon me.
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I'm writing a new telephone book, and
I'd like to include your name and number.
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Eight, six and out.
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I don't know if he told you,
but he's only 13 years old.
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Be gone, son.
I am the oldest 13 you'll ever run into.
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They're cute.
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Will you pardon me, please? Excuse me.
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I'll need one of those
when my system starts working.
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By then you'll be too old to push it.
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00:09:06,537 --> 00:09:11,167
Can you handle that for me?
Don't make me have to shoot!
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How would you like it, sir?
Any particular denomination?
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Any denomination will do.
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Cashier number three.
Guy in a gray suit and gray hat.
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Two guys backing him up.
The gun's in the magazine he's holding.
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- Just hand us that magazine.
- What magazine? What's going on here?
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00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:46,608
- Yeah, what's going on?
- Take it easy and no one'll get hurt.
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Hand me that check, please.
87
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"$5,000 or I'll blow your head off."
Okay, friend, let's not disturb the customers.
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- Hey, wait a minute. Who's in charge here?
- Who's asking?
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00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:30,044
- I'm asking. What are you arresting them for?
- These characters have flipped, Al.
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00:10:30,121 --> 00:10:31,486
He's behind in his quota for the night.
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00:10:31,556 --> 00:10:34,616
- Shut up, both of you.
- I asked you why you were arresting them.
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00:10:34,692 --> 00:10:36,887
- Who are you?
- A friend of theirs.
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00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,555
We're on our way back
to Midwestern University from summer jobs.
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00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:42,963
We stopped in here
to have a drink and a few laughs.
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00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,901
- Well?
- Tell him the truth!
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00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,339
Now there's a real democratic guy.
He hates everybody.
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00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:51,898
- Look, I told you we were students!
- Yeah, yeah.
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00:10:51,976 --> 00:10:55,776
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
We don't have anything to do with him.
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00:10:56,581 --> 00:10:59,550
All right, show them
your last year's students' cards.
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00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:02,076
I never saw them before.
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00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:07,456
Sorry, boys, one of those things.
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00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:10,984
- What happened in there?
- The man tried a real crazy stunt.
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00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,893
Attempted robbery, he means.
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00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,164
Who would be crazy enough
to try and rob Harold's place?
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00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:19,259
Are you kidding?
'Cause that's where the money is.
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00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:21,737
10,000 people a day gamble in there.
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00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,866
Every now and then,
some wise Joe figures a smart angle.
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00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:30,170
It'd be easier to knock off Fort Knox.
There's no way it could be done!
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00:11:35,119 --> 00:11:38,384
- Well, gentlemen...
- Dad, you missed out on all the fun.
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I did not. I would like to make
one of my deathless remarks now.
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There may be some things better than sex,
some worse, but there's nothing quite like it.
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That was kind of a deathless remark at that.
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It is now 10 minutes to 12:00,
or don't you care anymore?
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Well, let's hop in the old car,
drive back to the old college,
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dig into those old studies,
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and start taking out
those old, old, old college gals again!
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You with me?
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00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,944
Yeah, but I wish everybody didn't know it.
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<i>- That's a song?
- Sure, it's an excerpt from Beethoven's 12th.</i>
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00:12:31,308 --> 00:12:34,141
Beethoven must have written that one
underwater with broken pencils.
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00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:37,442
- Broken fingers. Where are we anyway?
- Now he wants to know where he is!
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00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:40,177
- Kansas someplace.
- 300 miles to go.
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00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:43,015
- What are you loafing for?
- 85 miles an hour is loafing?
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00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:46,113
Anything going 85 miles an hour
is a guided missile.
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Are you still worrying about getting
back to Kay? Now what has she got?
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- I'll tell you what she's got...
- Hold it.
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Don't tell him. Don't tell him.
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00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:53,228
- Why?
- I don't want him to know.
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00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:54,321
Oh, yeah.
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Hey, about that cop in Reno
saying you couldn't rob Harold's Club.
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00:12:58,335 --> 00:13:01,304
- What did he mean it couldn't be done?
- Oh, beats me.
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00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:06,406
Anything can be done.
Of course it could be done.
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- Good old Lincoln Hall.
- Hi, Al.
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- Hats off, freshman.
- What's your name, boy?
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00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,317
It's Spieglebauer, sir. Francis Spieglebauer.
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I see. Well, son, men have
overcome greater handicaps than that.
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00:14:01,198 --> 00:14:04,599
But I have loose teeth, you see.
I think I'll just call you Spiegy. Okay?
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00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,033
- Yes, sir.
- Good lad.
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00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:08,071
Now hear this, Spiegy.
Every year we choose a freshman
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to help us with a few chores
we have to have done.
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Since the work sort of piled up last year,
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they all thought
we'd get two freshmen this year,
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00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:14,943
but you look like you could do
the work of two men!
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00:14:15,012 --> 00:14:19,540
- Hat on, Spiegy.
- Now first, in there is some of our luggage.
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00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:21,778
Suitcases, heavy articles.
In there is where we live.
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00:14:21,852 --> 00:14:25,379
Your job is to transport
one inside the other. Understand?
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00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:28,789
- Are you sure I have to do this?
- Yes, I'm sure. Are you sure?
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00:14:28,859 --> 00:14:31,555
- Oh, I'm sure.
- Well, what I mean is,
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in the booklet that the university sent me,
150
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,959
they said
they didn't haze freshmen here anymore.
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00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:40,834
That's right, Spiegy.
You see, the fellows who wrote the booklet
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00:14:40,905 --> 00:14:43,066
don't haze freshmen here anymore.
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00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:45,938
- See? Carry on, Spiegy.
- The keys, Spiegy.
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00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,375
To work, Spiegy.
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00:14:57,254 --> 00:15:00,917
It's wonderful to hear your voice again, Kay.
No, I mean it.
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00:15:00,991 --> 00:15:03,892
Don't you think he'd be embarrassed
to talk like that in front of us?
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00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:06,486
Just wait a minute. No, I'm not embarrassed.
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00:15:06,564 --> 00:15:08,828
But if a couple of characters I know
don't stop listening in,
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00:15:08,899 --> 00:15:11,766
- I may be crowded into a little violence.
- Ruffian.
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00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:17,634
Yeah, the Katzenjammer Kids, honey.
Oh, they're fine, fine.
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A little more mentally retarded perhaps,
but fine. Yeah. Surprise?
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00:15:24,849 --> 00:15:27,010
Well, that makes me nervous.
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00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:31,612
Yeah, I wanted everything
just exactly the way it was when I left.
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Come on, tell me about it.
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00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:47,132
Look at him! See how happy he is?
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Why, just a few short hours ago,
he didn't know a soul in this college
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and now he has friends!
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I'm telling you, it makes a man appreciate
the American educational system.
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00:16:00,217 --> 00:16:02,742
Spiegy, you see what a deep thinker he is?
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00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,414
You should feel privileged
to know a man who thinks that deeply.
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00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:09,755
- Yes, sir. Can I ask a question?
- Why not?
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00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:12,924
Why not spoil him just a little. Go ahead.
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00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:16,433
Well, the guys in the next room said
that Al and Brick were in Korea together.
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00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,025
- So?
- Well, they said that Brick saved Al's life.
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00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,594
- So?
- They said that Brick got a medal
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- and a bad head wound doing it.
- So?
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Well, so nothing.
That's what the guys in the next room said.
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- Don't pay any attention to them.
- They're drunk most of the time.
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- Were you two guys in Korea?
- What's that?
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I said, were you two in Korea?
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00:16:36,153 --> 00:16:38,212
- Are you questioning our patriotism?
- Why, no! I...
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I suppose you think
we wouldn't have been there
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if it hadn't been for our liver conditions.
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I suppose you think it's fun
to have a liver condition
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and never get to go
to any wars with the rest of the guys?
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00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:46,721
- Why, I didn't mean anything. I...
- You just better take it easy
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and watch who you call yellow from now on.
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- Whom.
- Yeah, whom.
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- I didn't call whom yellow, I...
- Get on with your work, Spiegy.
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- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.
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- How's Kay?
- She's got a surprise for me.
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00:17:00,544 --> 00:17:02,808
- Maybe she's turned into a boy.
- That girl?
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00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:06,873
Wants me to meet her at the Campus Club
tonight. Wonder what that could mean.
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00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,977
Any number of things, and none of them
too good from your standpoint.
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00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:11,078
What are you talking about?
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00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,486
Now I'm supposed to know
what I'm talking about!
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It would ruin all your charm.
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00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:18,322
Spiegy, don't just stand there.
Move, boy, move.
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00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:23,683
I don't get it. How did this happen?
200
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,551
When we left,
she was working in a department store.
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00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,647
This must be the surprise.
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00:19:29,426 --> 00:19:31,724
- Hi, Kay.
- Welcome home, boys.
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00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,228
Hello, Kay.
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I think you gentlemen made a mistake.
Your table's over there.
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00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:41,470
- He's ashamed of us.
- He wishes we were dead.
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00:19:41,538 --> 00:19:44,735
- That's right.
- I'll be back in a minute.
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00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:49,705
- I want to get out of this singing dress.
- And you know, she's right.
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00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,078
That dress actually does sing.
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00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,912
Why don't you guys go ahead and order,
I want to talk to Kay privately.
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00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,080
What's with you?
You on a diet or something?
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Diet? That's at least 2,500 calories
he's following.
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00:20:14,138 --> 00:20:17,232
- Hey, when did all this happen?
- About two weeks ago.
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00:20:17,307 --> 00:20:21,368
It began as a joke.
Not that it hasn't gone right on being that.
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00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:24,778
A bunch of us came in one night,
and someone dared me to get up and sing.
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00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,715
- So you know me...
- I don't know whether I know you or not.
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00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,446
The girl I knew couldn't sing a note.
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Nothing's changed.
It's just that the management thinks I can,
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and they're willing to pay for their opinions.
Now you tell me. How was the summer?
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I wrote you. There has never been
such a long, long summer.
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00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,004
Well, I'm glad to see that all the time
you were wasting away for me
221
00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:50,301
you weren't forgetting to eat
some of those cows you were punching.
222
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:55,243
Same old story, huh? You just won't believe
anything I tell you about how I feel.
223
00:20:55,779 --> 00:20:59,237
- Don't you want me to feel the way I do?
- I'd tell you if I didn't.
224
00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:03,753
- I know that, so what is it?
- AI, I grew up in this town.
225
00:21:04,755 --> 00:21:07,417
I've been dating college boys since I was
old enough to be noticed by them.
226
00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:09,482
Well, that, I agree, must have been horrible.
227
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,586
It's no trick for a girl
to be busy in a college town.
228
00:21:13,163 --> 00:21:16,724
And these weren't cheap little liars, Al.
They meant it, I guess.
229
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:20,299
But there's something
about being away to college
230
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,398
makes for deep and lasting love affairs,
231
00:21:22,472 --> 00:21:25,635
which are forgotten
the minute graduation's over.
232
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:32,010
Yeah. You know, you've had a real rough life
233
00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:36,580
and I wish there was some way
I could make it up to you.
234
00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:40,555
Okay. But you asked me for the reason
I couldn't take you too seriously.
235
00:21:40,624 --> 00:21:42,649
And you haven't answered me yet.
236
00:21:43,627 --> 00:21:48,189
Look, this isn't my first trip away from home
and it's only technical that
237
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,234
- I'm one of the boola-boola boys at all.
- You're not all that old.
238
00:21:51,301 --> 00:21:52,825
No, but I'm all that experienced
239
00:21:52,903 --> 00:21:56,839
that I know the difference
between a few early fumblings with a girl
240
00:21:56,907 --> 00:22:00,638
and something that's nice and lasting
that's happened to me.
241
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:03,979
It's time you begin realizing
that I know the difference.
242
00:22:04,047 --> 00:22:10,145
This summer, if anything, has only made you
more lovable and willing to admit it.
243
00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:16,057
- Would you care to dance?
- No, but it's part of my duties here.
244
00:22:19,263 --> 00:22:24,098
- Whatever will the other B-girls think!
- That you've finally gotten a live one.
245
00:22:35,412 --> 00:22:38,540
- Want a light?
- Okay.
246
00:22:40,684 --> 00:22:43,812
I'm a stranger in town.
Can you direct me to your house?
247
00:22:45,355 --> 00:22:48,950
- Did you lose the address?
- Why, I was wrestling cows all summer,
248
00:22:49,026 --> 00:22:52,826
- and my writing hand got all cramped up...
- Oh, I see. How are the cows out West?
249
00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:55,126
Oh, they're... Oh, you mean the cows?
250
00:22:57,868 --> 00:23:01,497
Look, I guess I must have been
all crossed up last spring.
251
00:23:01,571 --> 00:23:04,665
I thought you and I were a big,
hot, breathless item,
252
00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:07,175
then not even a card this summer.
253
00:23:08,045 --> 00:23:12,505
- Well, Jean, I meant to call you, I really did...
- Oh, fine. Now I feel much better.
254
00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:17,447
How could you possibly feel any better?
255
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:26,856
- Real cozy.
- Look, buddy,
256
00:23:27,397 --> 00:23:30,662
why don't you go back to your table
before somebody eats up your minimum?
257
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:34,135
- She happens to belong with me, pal.
- Only in spirit, son.
258
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,630
You get back inside.
259
00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:50,416
I know all about you, pal. A real war hero.
One of the fruit salad boys.
260
00:23:53,457 --> 00:23:56,620
Well, how do you like your beatings?
Standing up or on the ground?
261
00:23:56,693 --> 00:23:58,183
Don't crowd me, Mac.
262
00:24:04,267 --> 00:24:06,394
You'd better leave it lay, junior.
263
00:24:19,549 --> 00:24:23,144
Brick! Brick! Get him out of here. Fast!
264
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,915
I'll kill that...
265
00:24:24,988 --> 00:24:29,516
Brick! Brick! It's me, Al. Al.
266
00:24:52,816 --> 00:24:55,808
Come on, Brick. I'll take you home. Come on.
267
00:25:05,595 --> 00:25:06,994
Here, Brick.
268
00:25:14,171 --> 00:25:15,968
Listen to me, Brick.
269
00:25:17,674 --> 00:25:20,939
You know, it might not be a bad idea
going back to the vets hospital to check...
270
00:25:21,011 --> 00:25:22,808
- I'm not going back there, Al.
- Just a check...
271
00:25:22,879 --> 00:25:26,110
I'm not going back!
I don't want any part of that cage.
272
00:25:26,183 --> 00:25:28,481
They were only trying to help you.
273
00:25:28,552 --> 00:25:31,419
Treat you like an animal.
Like something under a rock.
274
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,388
All the time telling you you're psycho.
275
00:25:33,457 --> 00:25:35,448
A lot of guys went through shock
like you did.
276
00:25:35,525 --> 00:25:37,686
Look, Al, I'm okay. I'm okay!
277
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,854
Sure, sure, you're okay.
You're in great shape.
278
00:25:40,931 --> 00:25:42,159
But it still wouldn't hurt to have a check-up.
279
00:25:42,232 --> 00:25:44,166
Look, lay off of me, will you?
280
00:25:45,535 --> 00:25:47,833
You want to get rid of me?
What's the matter?
281
00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:48,996
You tired of having me
hanging on your back?
282
00:25:49,072 --> 00:25:50,937
Okay, I'll get out of here. I'll get out now!
283
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,840
- You're not going anywhere.
- They told you to call, didn't they?
284
00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:57,107
"Give us a call, Captain, in case 3742
starts going off his rocker again."
285
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:01,310
- I'm not making any calls.
- That for sure?
286
00:26:02,452 --> 00:26:03,441
Sure.
287
00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:31,444
You know, you really could have
hurt that kid at the club.
288
00:26:32,282 --> 00:26:33,579
I know!
289
00:26:37,287 --> 00:26:40,654
What do you think
is going to happen to you if you...
290
00:26:43,527 --> 00:26:47,088
Be sensible, Brick.
Go over and have a talk with the doc.
291
00:26:52,435 --> 00:26:56,462
Look, Al, I'm a lot better now.
This isn't going to happen again.
292
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,701
I just had a couple of drinks too many,
that's all.
293
00:26:58,775 --> 00:27:02,233
Sure, that's what you said up in
San Francisco last year with that cab driver.
294
00:27:02,312 --> 00:27:06,408
Yeah, but, Al, these things take time.
That's all I need. Just a little time.
295
00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:07,742
Sure.
296
00:27:11,788 --> 00:27:13,085
If those doctors hear about tonight,
297
00:27:13,189 --> 00:27:16,386
- it's going to sound a lot worse than it was.
- They won't hear about it.
298
00:27:16,459 --> 00:27:20,589
- You won't say anything, Al?
- No. I won't say anything. I promise.
299
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:31,673
Brick, you're gonna have to watch yourself.
300
00:27:32,809 --> 00:27:39,339
I know. It'll work out. It'll work out.
301
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,841
Well, this is the last time
I'm going to double date with you.
302
00:28:07,911 --> 00:28:10,846
You know she danced
like 7 miles of unpaved road?
303
00:28:10,914 --> 00:28:13,712
- Spiegy's got better taste than you have.
- Oh, stop.
304
00:28:13,783 --> 00:28:17,150
Boy, what's happening to me?
How could you trap me like this?
305
00:28:19,522 --> 00:28:23,652
- What's the matter with Brick?
- Nothing a good night's sleep won't cure.
306
00:28:24,728 --> 00:28:26,662
Well, that's the trouble with liquor.
307
00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,699
You take one drink
and it makes a new man out of you.
308
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:33,934
Then the new man has to have a drink, too.
Quote and unquote.
309
00:28:47,751 --> 00:28:51,983
You can tell me your troubles. How's Brick?
310
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:56,416
Brick? Oh, he's fine, fine. Why?
311
00:28:57,494 --> 00:28:59,860
One of the men at the club
said he ought to be put away.
312
00:28:59,929 --> 00:29:03,160
The guy that said that ought to be put away.
Brick's okay.
313
00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:06,429
- Like last night?
- Well, he had one too many.
314
00:29:08,638 --> 00:29:14,167
- Then how come you're so quiet today?
- Well, since you brought it up, I'll tell you.
315
00:29:14,978 --> 00:29:17,708
It all started about the time I met you.
316
00:29:17,981 --> 00:29:21,940
Others have complained about that before.
What are the symptoms?
317
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:26,719
Well, studying that used to take me
one hour, now takes me half the night.
318
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:27,984
In the middle of a law lecture,
319
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:31,494
I suddenly find I'm repeating
the marriage ceremony to myself.
320
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,927
Now, would you say this is significant?
321
00:29:33,997 --> 00:29:37,763
- No. Frightening is the word I'd use.
- You know, I've been places
322
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:42,703
where if you didn't make up your mind
in a hurry, you never got a second chance.
323
00:29:44,941 --> 00:29:50,038
Honey, you're not in Korea anymore.
Nobody's gonna drop a bomb on you now.
324
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,643
- I'd better do something.
- What do you want to do, Al?
325
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,245
Get married.
326
00:29:58,021 --> 00:30:00,387
- Now?
- Yesterday would have been better.
327
00:30:02,459 --> 00:30:06,225
What's the big rush? What's the matter
with being sure of ourselves?
328
00:30:06,329 --> 00:30:09,628
I'm so sure of myself now,
I'm nearly dead from it.
329
00:30:12,235 --> 00:30:14,396
I guess that's the roadblock. You're not.
330
00:30:14,471 --> 00:30:18,339
I may look like the blonde bombshell who's
been everyplace, and done everything,
331
00:30:18,408 --> 00:30:23,311
but I'm not.
And all these big emotions are wonderful.
332
00:30:24,581 --> 00:30:28,984
- But they just kind of scare me, too.
- Well, look, why don't you just relax?
333
00:30:29,686 --> 00:30:35,318
I'm like you. I can't. I want to get married
today just as much as you do.
334
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:41,162
But then when I stop to think about it,
I get so scared, I just want to run.
335
00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,169
What's the good word?
336
00:30:58,047 --> 00:31:02,211
There aren't any good words. They don't
make good words the way they used to.
337
00:31:02,452 --> 00:31:04,477
Don't just stand there, Spiegy.
Run around. Do something!
338
00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:06,852
- I don't want your muscles to stiffen up.
- Yes, sir!
339
00:31:06,923 --> 00:31:09,756
Tear on over and get Cokes
for everybody, Spiegy.
340
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,561
I tell you, that boy's getting lazy.
341
00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:16,394
Why, he had the audacity to ask me
to brush my own teeth this morning.
342
00:31:16,466 --> 00:31:18,058
They don't make freshmen
the way they used to.
343
00:31:18,134 --> 00:31:20,034
No, they've even quit trying.
344
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,900
- Hi, Brick!
- Hi! Hi, hi.
345
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,009
Are you coming
to our Halloween dance tonight, Brick?
346
00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:28,470
Probably not.
347
00:31:28,545 --> 00:31:31,070
It's going to be
one of the best dances of the year.
348
00:31:31,147 --> 00:31:35,015
Sweetheart, let me tell you something.
349
00:31:36,553 --> 00:31:39,852
I wonder if now is the time
when any of us should be dancing,
350
00:31:39,923 --> 00:31:43,620
when we don't know if Little Orphan Annie
is ever going to find Daddy Warbucks.
351
00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:47,254
- She's just got to.
- I know. I know.
352
00:31:51,968 --> 00:31:54,129
Maybe one of your own would taste better.
353
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,798
No, it's not that.
I'm suffering from something.
354
00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,331
I think it's the edges-off-of-everything blues.
355
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:04,403
- Maybe you should organize a panty raid.
- No, no, it goes deeper than that.
356
00:32:05,315 --> 00:32:07,374
I don't want to get drunk.
I'm sick of being sober.
357
00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:09,680
I've seen both movies in town.
358
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:14,016
It's the mid-semester whim-whams.
What you need is a nice girl.
359
00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:20,354
Child, what I need
has got nothing to do with nice girls.
360
00:32:20,430 --> 00:32:23,058
I know what Brick means. I've got it myself.
361
00:32:23,132 --> 00:32:27,068
Bored with classes that have just begun
and notes I haven't taken yet.
362
00:32:27,136 --> 00:32:31,004
Bored with being in a place
that's run by thinkers and not doers.
363
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,771
- I come from a family that does things.
- Well, they can afford to.
364
00:32:34,844 --> 00:32:39,144
A family that does things first.
That's what I need in my life, a big first.
365
00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:43,210
You guys ever hear
of a man named Schliemann?
366
00:32:43,286 --> 00:32:47,780
Sure, played first base for the Giants
and later invented a plastic breakfast food.
367
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:50,782
He dug up the ancient city of Troy in Greece.
368
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:54,921
- Hey, what a cat, to dig Troy!
- That was a first, get my point?
369
00:32:55,465 --> 00:32:56,727
Well, I couldn't hope to do that.
370
00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:59,734
And that's what we've got to think of
to pull ourselves out of the swamp.
371
00:32:59,802 --> 00:33:04,637
To be first at something. Like the guy
who flew under the London Bridge.
372
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,375
Characters who stole
the Stone of Scone in England.
373
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:10,378
- Just like Plinehouser.
- Who was Plinehouser?
374
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:13,040
Well, just the first guy
to be called Plinehouser, that's all.
375
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,311
He's right, though. This boy's got a point.
376
00:33:15,385 --> 00:33:18,445
Everybody's got a headache today.
We've living in the aspirin age.
377
00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:22,956
- It's really very simple, Mr. Cruikshank.
- Now wait a minute.
378
00:33:23,026 --> 00:33:25,654
- Mind if I file these?
- Help yourself.
379
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,254
- You bet me $5 I can't do what?
- It's a very simple bet.
380
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:33,029
Now you're sitting right here
where I'm sitting. Follow me?
381
00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:35,593
- Yeah.
- I pour a glass of water on the floor.
382
00:33:35,672 --> 00:33:36,900
- Right here.
- Yeah.
383
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,804
- You got a knife in your hands.
- A knife?
384
00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:42,174
Now, I'll bet you $5
that I can dry up the water
385
00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:44,941
before you stab me on the hands
with the knife.
386
00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,216
All right. Who's got a knife?
387
00:33:51,921 --> 00:33:54,082
Are these regular issue for law students?
388
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:58,218
I've been getting into a lot of strange closets
lately. Dangerous moths.
389
00:33:59,362 --> 00:34:01,660
Now, you sit right where I was sitting.
390
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:16,035
Now, remember, $5 if I dry up the water
before you stab my hands.
391
00:34:16,112 --> 00:34:20,947
- Spiegy, are you sure? I mean, the blood.
- I'm sure. Now you ready?
392
00:34:21,451 --> 00:34:26,445
- Okay.
- One, two, three.
393
00:34:29,926 --> 00:34:32,622
- They grow up fast these days.
- Pay me.
394
00:34:38,334 --> 00:34:41,667
I'll bet you $5 that
you never get the $5 I owe you.
395
00:34:41,738 --> 00:34:44,605
And having won that bet, we're even,
so quit worrying about money
396
00:34:44,674 --> 00:34:46,471
- and get to work.
- Yes, sir.
397
00:34:51,481 --> 00:34:53,449
Something you invented?
398
00:34:57,420 --> 00:35:00,548
<i>Glad to meet you, mister.
Hope I don't have to kill you.</i>
399
00:35:02,158 --> 00:35:04,991
<i>- Special research.
- What for? What's My Crime?</i>
400
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,158
Remember what that cop said
in Harold's Club
401
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,993
when we got involved in that hold-up?
402
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:13,195
He said there's no way it could be done.
He should only know.
403
00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:15,499
You mean you've been thinking about it
all this time?
404
00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:20,338
I've worked out a plan how to rob Harold's
Club of a million dollars. Maybe more.
405
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,742
How much time you figure
on researching our penal system?
406
00:35:22,812 --> 00:35:26,976
When I say a plan, I mean one
where you'd walk away free and clear.
407
00:35:29,018 --> 00:35:34,320
- You know what Bitsy Brain's doing now?
- Last year he planned to drain Foster's Lake
408
00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:38,622
and collect all the pennies that had
been thrown there for the last 130 years.
409
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:41,290
He figured it would amount to over $70,000.
410
00:35:41,364 --> 00:35:43,662
A man is never appreciated
in his own century.
411
00:35:43,733 --> 00:35:45,701
Yeah, well, maybe when
you get out of prison in the next one,
412
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:48,202
you'll be with people
that understand your language.
413
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,796
You really think
you could knock off Harold's Club?
414
00:35:50,873 --> 00:35:54,274
A joint that's open 24 hours a day,
seven days a week, 52 weeks out of the year,
415
00:35:54,343 --> 00:35:57,107
- with over 1,000 people in it every second.
- I do.
416
00:35:57,180 --> 00:36:00,308
The main cash vault is right in the middle
of the floor of the gambling room.
417
00:36:00,383 --> 00:36:03,409
It looks like the Rock of Gibraltar
and opens like the Panama Canal.
418
00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:04,919
It has two doors, both steel-barred,
419
00:36:04,987 --> 00:36:06,716
and one doesn't open
until the other's closed.
420
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:09,883
Oh, great, that's a cinch. All you need
is a hairpin and a toy hammer, huh?
421
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,722
I've got that all worked out.
422
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:15,389
The only thing left I've got to figure
is how to leave Reno without a trace.
423
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:17,228
This boy's got a little Dillinger blood in him.
424
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,030
This boy has the spirit of adventure
in his heart.
425
00:36:20,103 --> 00:36:23,231
- You really think you could do it?
- Oh, I could do it all right.
426
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,675
The question is, "Would I do it?"
Of course, I wouldn't keep the money if I did.
427
00:36:28,244 --> 00:36:32,271
- Now he's a communist. He hates money.
- He's a crazy, mixed-up rich kid.
428
00:36:32,348 --> 00:36:37,308
- And they're the worst kind, you know.
- Yeah. Okay, Mr. First, what's the gimmick?
429
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,219
I wouldn't mind being first
with a million bucks myself.
430
00:36:43,426 --> 00:36:47,658
<i>You louse this deal, Jack,
I'll gut you and shoot my way out of here.</i>
431
00:36:49,232 --> 00:36:54,534
It's all done with psychology. A simple
and basic motivation. Fear, gentlemen.
432
00:36:55,438 --> 00:37:00,774
- In this case, worth $1 million.
- Gee, a million bucks.
433
00:37:01,777 --> 00:37:05,235
Well, I wouldn't be afraid. I'd be petrified.
434
00:37:36,145 --> 00:37:39,205
<i>This must be the place
where they rehearsed Tobacco Road.</i>
435
00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:41,147
Now, why would he want a trailer?
436
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:44,380
Well, to transport his old money
to the scrap heap, perhaps.
437
00:37:44,453 --> 00:37:46,887
Or to take his old girlfriends in
for a retread job, perhaps?
438
00:37:46,956 --> 00:37:50,119
I bought both the car and the trailer,
and I did it without leaving a single trace.
439
00:37:50,193 --> 00:37:52,354
- This is desirable?
- I used a fictitious name
440
00:37:52,428 --> 00:37:54,862
and bought them across the state line
from the "Smiling Dutchman."
441
00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:57,365
Who must be laughing out loud
after this deal.
442
00:37:57,433 --> 00:38:00,027
- You're sure you didn't steal it?
- Does this look like I stole it?
443
00:38:00,102 --> 00:38:01,797
How can I think when I'm blinded?
444
00:38:01,871 --> 00:38:04,601
His folks must have clipped a coupon
last night, or sold a state.
445
00:38:04,674 --> 00:38:07,802
Well, it was just a small one.
Rhode Island, wasn't it, Ronnie?
446
00:38:07,877 --> 00:38:11,369
Why, it's a perfect set-up. One guy drives,
the others hide inside, out of sight,
447
00:38:11,447 --> 00:38:15,349
- and no one can trace it back.
- According to the law I've studied,
448
00:38:15,851 --> 00:38:20,015
it's a misdemeanor to ride in a trailer
when it is in motion.
449
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,387
You think a couple of misdemeanors
is gonna bother Ronnie?
450
00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:24,323
He's only interested in felonies.
451
00:38:24,393 --> 00:38:27,191
Yeah. But you're still going to
have to stop for gas, oil and water.
452
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:31,632
Everything you need, you carry in the trailer.
Gasoline, drinking water, canned foods.
453
00:38:31,701 --> 00:38:35,262
- Dynamite for blasting out of jail.
- And Thanksgiving is a perfect time for it.
454
00:38:35,338 --> 00:38:39,035
It's Jamboree Week in Reno. And everybody
wears cowboy outfits and false beards.
455
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:43,841
- It's just like a Western Mardi Gras.
- You're talking like this could be done.
456
00:38:44,647 --> 00:38:47,844
- I mean, actually.
- It can be done, Brick. And I mean actually.
457
00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:50,112
- So what? None of us are gonna do it.
- Why not?
458
00:38:50,186 --> 00:38:54,145
- Call it a field experiment in psychology.
- It's not what we call it that matters.
459
00:38:54,223 --> 00:38:56,783
If we don't keep the money,
we're not committing any actual crime.
460
00:38:56,859 --> 00:38:58,588
Suppose they grab us
before we get a chance to show them
461
00:38:58,661 --> 00:39:00,561
- we weren't going to keep the money.
- They won't, I tell you.
462
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,461
I've got everything worked out
and it's foolproof.
463
00:39:02,531 --> 00:39:04,396
We leave the trailer in Reno.
We board a train
464
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,459
and we're out of town before
anybody knows we've even been there.
465
00:39:07,536 --> 00:39:12,564
- Yeah... What are you shutting up about?
- It all takes place in seven minutes.
466
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,907
At the first stop, we get on the phone
and let them know where the money is.
467
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:18,469
Well, you know me,
always the first one to tear down a goalpost,
468
00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:22,506
- or any other red-blooded college prank.
- Please, don't talk about blood!
469
00:39:22,952 --> 00:39:25,045
- What else will you need?
- A cart.
470
00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:28,554
We'd have to build a cart,
just like the one we saw at Harold's Club.
471
00:39:28,624 --> 00:39:30,819
- And we'd need another guy.
- Why?
472
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,425
Well, the plan calls for four guys
to make it work.
473
00:39:34,964 --> 00:39:39,230
- Do you think Al would go for it?
- Not if he knew what he was doing.
474
00:39:40,636 --> 00:39:46,575
Last couple of days, I promise you he hasn't.
Do you think it would work with Al,
475
00:39:46,642 --> 00:39:49,543
if he didn't know what was up
until the last minute?
476
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,977
You really need him?
477
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,918
It might be fun if we all did it together.
478
00:39:58,754 --> 00:40:01,917
Clear out the attic, Mother,
I'm having in a few friends to hide.
479
00:40:01,991 --> 00:40:05,358
- It's easier than swallowing goldfish.
- Well, who said I want to do that, either?
480
00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:07,293
- About Al.
- Yeah?
481
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,389
- I've got to have four guys.
- How about Spiegy?
482
00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:14,469
- You got Al.
- Spiegy!
483
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:37,318
- The Ancient Mariner.
- Very funny.
484
00:40:37,793 --> 00:40:39,818
What are you doing here, Brick?
I thought you were packing.
485
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:42,295
- How's Kay doing?
- Oh, fine, fine.
486
00:40:42,365 --> 00:40:47,268
Took three encores tonight. And she'll be
out of the shower in five minutes.
487
00:40:47,536 --> 00:40:50,027
You're getting to be
a regular night-club Johnny, aren't you?
488
00:40:50,106 --> 00:40:54,065
- Yeah, I like it.
- Listen, the guys insist you come along.
489
00:40:54,143 --> 00:40:55,405
Vacation starts tomorrow.
490
00:40:55,478 --> 00:40:58,345
We go to Reno a couple of days
and then up to Ronnie's ranch.
491
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,041
Why drive all that distance?
492
00:41:00,116 --> 00:41:03,313
Well, everybody gets
their own private monogrammed turkey.
493
00:41:03,386 --> 00:41:06,082
Maybe we win a couple of dollars at roulette.
494
00:41:06,155 --> 00:41:08,521
I can have more fun right here.
495
00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:13,395
You know, it might do you and Kay some
good not to see each other for a week or so.
496
00:41:13,462 --> 00:41:17,023
You know the old gag
about absence makes the something...
497
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,159
Yeah. I know that old gag.
498
00:41:20,236 --> 00:41:24,400
Brick, this year we're stuffing our turkey
with dressing rooms, not dressing.
499
00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:41,355
- Who is it?
- Why?
500
00:41:41,991 --> 00:41:44,619
No reason, except I'm just out of the shower.
501
00:41:47,062 --> 00:41:51,431
You know, I never told you, but I used
to have a job in a ladies' Turkish bath.
502
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,934
Hey, what about those Turkish women?
Pretty cute?
503
00:41:54,003 --> 00:41:56,301
Yeah, but they all had Turkish men.
504
00:41:56,405 --> 00:41:58,805
Oh, you do get the bad breaks, don't you?
505
00:41:58,874 --> 00:42:02,537
You know, a soap opera is a fast,
funny musical compared to my life.
506
00:42:06,348 --> 00:42:10,614
However, there are moments
I wouldn't trade for mountains of uranium.
507
00:42:13,122 --> 00:42:15,522
You know, I've been doing
a lot of thinking about us.
508
00:42:15,591 --> 00:42:17,081
Oh, you, too?
509
00:42:18,093 --> 00:42:20,926
You told me the boys invited you
to go along with them to Reno
510
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:22,463
over the Thanksgiving holidays.
511
00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:24,863
Yeah, Brick's outside now
trying to sign me on.
512
00:42:24,934 --> 00:42:29,428
You know, why they should want me
with my sad face is more than I can figure.
513
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:33,938
You know, I was thinking
that if you went along with them
514
00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:37,035
and we didn't see each other
until after you got back...
515
00:42:38,881 --> 00:42:43,147
I just thought that it would give us a week
to get away from each other
516
00:42:44,053 --> 00:42:46,613
and just kind of think things over.
517
00:42:46,822 --> 00:42:47,914
Sure.
518
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,089
Don't get sore, Al.
519
00:42:53,963 --> 00:42:56,124
- It's just that when we're together, I can't...
- Look,
520
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:59,634
you don't have to explain anything to me.
You can see or not see anybody you want.
521
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:00,862
It's only a week, Al.
522
00:43:00,936 --> 00:43:02,494
It's not the seven long miserable days, baby.
523
00:43:02,571 --> 00:43:04,436
It's the fact that
you still have to think up trick gimmicks
524
00:43:04,507 --> 00:43:06,475
to find out whether you're in love with me.
525
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,976
- It isn't that. I know I'm in love with you.
- Do you?
526
00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,409
Well, then maybe
when we're talking about love
527
00:43:10,479 --> 00:43:12,242
we're talking about two different things.
528
00:43:12,314 --> 00:43:13,781
Maybe we're not.
529
00:43:13,849 --> 00:43:15,942
In my book, it means consideration
for the feelings of the person
530
00:43:16,018 --> 00:43:17,042
you're supposed to be in love with!
531
00:43:17,119 --> 00:43:18,143
Have you noticed my feelings lately?
532
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,711
- They're pretty well beat.
- You feel real sorry for yourself, don't you?
533
00:43:20,789 --> 00:43:24,316
No. I don't feel sorry for myself.
I feel sorry for you.
534
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,393
You just can't make up your mind, can you?
535
00:43:28,030 --> 00:43:29,395
- AI.
- What?
536
00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:35,226
Let's forget what I said.
537
00:43:36,138 --> 00:43:39,164
- Maybe it was a lousy idea at that.
- No. Maybe it's a good idea.
538
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:42,369
Anyway, let's give it a try. It can't get
any worse, as far as I'm concerned.
539
00:43:42,444 --> 00:43:45,470
Look, we don't have to decide anything
this minute.
540
00:43:45,548 --> 00:43:47,982
- I'll give you a call later.
- No, don't. Maybe...
541
00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:50,814
Maybe we can get together
after Thanksgiving if we still want to,
542
00:43:50,886 --> 00:43:53,855
- and you can make up your mind.
- AI, please.
543
00:44:02,665 --> 00:44:04,895
- Let's get out of here.
- Sure.
544
00:44:05,701 --> 00:44:07,896
- When are you leaving for Reno?
- In the morning.
545
00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:10,097
Okay. The sooner, the better.
546
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:18,808
- Hey, Al.
- Yeah?
547
00:44:18,881 --> 00:44:22,248
There's a cream cheese looking for you.
She's downstairs. Said it's urgent.
548
00:44:22,318 --> 00:44:24,377
She wanted to come up,
but I told her it was against the...
549
00:44:26,388 --> 00:44:27,980
The house rules.
550
00:44:30,259 --> 00:44:31,726
Thanks, Larry.
551
00:44:37,399 --> 00:44:40,425
Would there be any room in there
for my things?
552
00:44:40,502 --> 00:44:43,562
I don't know.
It depends on where you're going.
553
00:44:44,506 --> 00:44:49,466
I hear they marry people in a hurry in Reno.
I have a friend who's going there.
554
00:44:56,185 --> 00:44:59,882
If what you've been going through is
anything like what I've been going through,
555
00:44:59,955 --> 00:45:03,049
then I'm marrying
the toughest guy in the world.
556
00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:07,620
You're absolutely sure now?
557
00:45:08,097 --> 00:45:11,931
I tell you, I've been boiled in oil,
and I know what I'm doing.
558
00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:23,041
Well, I know I should get discreetly
out of here, but I'm going to stay and watch.
559
00:45:23,112 --> 00:45:26,707
We're getting married.
Hey, I said we're getting married.
560
00:45:26,782 --> 00:45:31,219
Yeah, I heard you. I was just wondering
if I should sing something appropriate.
561
00:45:31,286 --> 00:45:34,619
- Easy, boy, easy.
- There, that'll ruin you for all other men.
562
00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,157
Well, I think you two are
going to like marriage.
563
00:45:36,225 --> 00:45:39,490
I've heard it described as something like
tennis played with 40-millimeter cannons.
564
00:45:39,561 --> 00:45:42,359
- No, that's before you get married.
- Oh, I see.
565
00:45:42,431 --> 00:45:44,991
Say, I wonder if Ronnie would mind
giving us a lift as far as Reno?
566
00:45:45,067 --> 00:45:46,932
We'll leave you fast enough after that.
567
00:45:47,002 --> 00:45:49,630
- Well...
- Well, never mind. We'll catch a train.
568
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,832
Come on. I'll take you home.
569
00:45:53,976 --> 00:45:55,068
Hey, wait a minute.
570
00:45:55,144 --> 00:45:57,078
You're going to need money
like you never needed money before.
571
00:45:57,146 --> 00:46:00,741
Like you never dreamed of. And this child
is not going to travel alone with you
572
00:46:00,816 --> 00:46:02,477
until you've done the right thing, by her.
573
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,076
Old Brick is gonna see that
he doesn't get away from you
574
00:46:05,154 --> 00:46:08,214
- now that he's ruined you!
- Thank you, old Brick.
575
00:46:08,957 --> 00:46:11,551
Hey, won't it be great on a honeymoon
with just the five of us?
576
00:46:11,627 --> 00:46:12,889
We'll see you, Brick.
577
00:46:12,961 --> 00:46:14,895
- Good night.
- Good night.
578
00:47:06,081 --> 00:47:09,209
- Down with three!
- Next time, gin! One.
579
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:11,809
Oh, think you're pretty smart, huh?
580
00:47:13,555 --> 00:47:16,285
Haven't seen you look so sharp
since Tokyo, buddy.
581
00:47:16,358 --> 00:47:18,189
Look sharp, be sharp!
582
00:47:19,328 --> 00:47:22,695
Hey, you warned Ronnie
about the chance he's taking?
583
00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:24,232
Chance? What chance?
584
00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:26,790
You know they're going to
throw the book at you if you're caught.
585
00:47:26,869 --> 00:47:31,465
- What are you talking about?
- Well, riding back here. It's against the law.
586
00:47:31,907 --> 00:47:34,899
Oh, well, we just won't tell the cops
what we're doing, that's all.
587
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:38,469
Okay by me. It's your funeral.
Hey, you hungry?
588
00:47:38,547 --> 00:47:39,571
Starved.
589
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:42,208
What do you say we stop
in the next town and get a bite to eat?
590
00:47:42,284 --> 00:47:45,048
When we're so completely self-sufficient?
Everything we need is right here.
591
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,486
Food, gas and oil, water. You name it.
592
00:47:47,556 --> 00:47:50,923
Yeah, we figured on getting you two
to Reno non-stop.
593
00:47:51,727 --> 00:47:54,218
- Come on, Brick, let's eat.
- Right.
594
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:58,326
Complete down to the red, rough hands.
595
00:48:02,571 --> 00:48:04,903
Where'd you get the cart, Ronnie?
596
00:48:04,973 --> 00:48:08,170
I built it. Electric torch, book of instructions.
597
00:48:08,710 --> 00:48:10,735
<i>Tom Swift and His Radioactive Uncle,
you know.</i>
598
00:48:10,813 --> 00:48:14,180
I didn't know
you could do anything like that, Ronnie.
599
00:48:14,249 --> 00:48:18,709
Not a bad job, either.
Pretty nice along the seams.
600
00:48:18,787 --> 00:48:25,056
Al, here are your sandwiches.
It's something I designed for Dad's ranch.
601
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:29,926
I've seen a cart like that somewhere before.
I can't remember where.
602
00:48:30,098 --> 00:48:32,362
- I'll trade you.
- Okay.
603
00:50:14,369 --> 00:50:17,133
Now, is this what you've been
yapping about for so long?
604
00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:18,570
Just about.
605
00:50:19,841 --> 00:50:22,810
You know, I must've been batty
to be scared about us.
606
00:50:22,878 --> 00:50:27,679
Well, you were young. We'll change all that.
607
00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:33,953
I was young, happy, successful at my work,
and now you're taking me out of all this.
608
00:50:34,022 --> 00:50:38,118
Well, sometimes a little misery
and poverty is character building.
609
00:50:38,193 --> 00:50:41,219
That's what I want to build first, character.
610
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Don't miss a one of them, Roy.
We can't leave a single print
611
00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:50,297
- inside this trailer.
- What happens if we do?
612
00:50:50,372 --> 00:50:52,465
Then this rig can be traced back to us.
613
00:50:52,541 --> 00:50:54,839
What happens if someone
in Harold's Club starts shooting?
614
00:50:54,910 --> 00:50:57,310
- You know, with guns?
- I told you. No guns.
615
00:50:57,379 --> 00:51:00,974
- Yeah, but you didn't tell them.
- This plan is absolutely foolproof.
616
00:51:01,049 --> 00:51:03,449
He's a genius. If he says it is, it is.
617
00:51:03,518 --> 00:51:05,349
You know,
they charge double fares for bodies.
618
00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:07,547
- What do you mean by that?
- Just that.
619
00:51:07,622 --> 00:51:10,489
A body has to have
two tickets on a train or plane.
620
00:51:10,559 --> 00:51:15,622
- There's a regulation about it somewhere.
- There's an example of real positive thinking.
621
00:51:16,298 --> 00:51:20,234
Listen, let's get serious a minute, Ronnie.
All of us within the next 24 hours
622
00:51:20,302 --> 00:51:22,930
could be lying on a dirty floor
surrounded by cigarette butts,
623
00:51:23,005 --> 00:51:26,532
staring up at a ring of strange faces
with bullet holes in our heads.
624
00:51:26,608 --> 00:51:28,940
Just wipe the cards and relax.
625
00:51:30,812 --> 00:51:35,181
I've just rubbed this queen of spades
so hard I've turned her into a jack.
626
00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,083
We'll pull off the road up ahead.
It's good and dark outside.
627
00:51:38,153 --> 00:51:42,317
Brick, you bury all that stuff.
Break the glass jugs and scatter the pieces.
628
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:46,122
- When do these go on?
- When we stop. I'll take care of that.
629
00:51:46,194 --> 00:51:49,925
Roy, your job is to keep Al and Kay busy
while we handle everything here.
630
00:51:49,998 --> 00:51:54,025
Keep them busy? I never saw
two busier people in my whole life.
631
00:51:54,102 --> 00:51:56,161
They haven't stopped once!
632
00:51:59,341 --> 00:52:02,139
What are your folks going to say about this?
633
00:52:02,210 --> 00:52:03,677
It's been the ambition of the whole family
634
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:07,374
to get somebody in good-looking enough
to answer the door.
635
00:52:08,116 --> 00:52:10,607
And what do the others do
while I'm answering the door?
636
00:52:10,685 --> 00:52:14,348
Oh, they peek out from behind the curtain
and look at you.
637
00:52:17,192 --> 00:52:20,650
Hey, you trying for some insurance money
or something?
638
00:52:21,396 --> 00:52:23,796
I just lost all my shame for a minute.
639
00:52:23,865 --> 00:52:26,095
Well, don't go looking for it.
640
00:52:28,370 --> 00:52:30,964
You know, you're a nut, but I love you.
641
00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:07,139
Harold's Club! Sure, that's what it looks like.
642
00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:12,101
You're right.
It looks like a dead ringer, doesn't it?
643
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:15,645
<i>Glad to meet you, mister.
Hope I don't have to kill you.</i>
644
00:53:15,717 --> 00:53:19,881
<i>You louse this deal, Jack,
I'll gut you and shoot my way out of here.</i>
645
00:53:19,955 --> 00:53:23,254
- What's the pitch?
- Brilliant, isn't it? Now watch!
646
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:29,556
<i>Yeah, Jack! You getting this? Get going!</i>
647
00:53:30,765 --> 00:53:32,164
- What is it?
- I don't know.
648
00:53:32,234 --> 00:53:34,134
It's the greatest hoax of the century.
649
00:53:34,202 --> 00:53:37,968
As nefarious as Fu Manchu
and as practical as a zipper.
650
00:53:38,039 --> 00:53:42,999
It's a way to hold up Harold's Club in Reno
and get away with it. A perfect crime.
651
00:53:43,945 --> 00:53:48,109
- Did you know about this, Brick?
- Yeah, sure, I knew about it.
652
00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:52,815
- Yeah, you set him up for it, huh?
- No. It's his own idea, not mine.
653
00:53:54,422 --> 00:53:57,823
Well, there's no harm done yet.
At least you haven't broken any laws
654
00:53:57,893 --> 00:54:01,954
as far as I can see, but you're trying hard
for a cell block and your varsity number.
655
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,691
Ronnie, how could you dream up
such a thing?
656
00:54:03,765 --> 00:54:05,528
I don't know
what everyone's getting so excited about.
657
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,194
I've just come up with the greatest idea
since the bikini bathing suit
658
00:54:08,270 --> 00:54:09,601
and you treat me like a hardened criminal.
659
00:54:09,671 --> 00:54:12,105
All right. Let's pull this rig over
to the side of the road.
660
00:54:12,174 --> 00:54:13,436
Okay, Al.
661
00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:21,372
All right, honey. You stay here
in the trailer with Ronnie there.
662
00:54:40,502 --> 00:54:43,733
How could you let these kids fool around
with anything this stupid, Brick?
663
00:54:43,805 --> 00:54:47,241
Oh, you know how Roy is,
he'll go along with anything for laughs.
664
00:54:47,309 --> 00:54:50,210
But Ronnie's gone to
a lot of trouble and expense.
665
00:54:50,278 --> 00:54:54,942
He's worked out a plan, great plan. He really
could rob Harold's Club, you know?
666
00:54:55,016 --> 00:54:57,416
Yeah, I know, he could do anything.
But how about you?
667
00:54:57,485 --> 00:54:58,782
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
668
00:54:58,853 --> 00:55:01,981
- I'm dead serious.
- Come on, let's quit horsing each other.
669
00:55:02,057 --> 00:55:03,922
Don't talk down to me, Al.
670
00:55:03,992 --> 00:55:06,825
I don't feel a fit coming on or anything.
I'm as cool as a trench knife.
671
00:55:06,895 --> 00:55:10,058
I'm not talking down to you.
Just tell me about it.
672
00:55:10,131 --> 00:55:14,067
All right. Any guy who wants to lead himself
a quiet, peaceful, uneventful life
673
00:55:14,135 --> 00:55:18,265
- picked the wrong time to get born.
- Sure, sure, you had it tough. So did I.
674
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:21,503
- But we made it back. That evens things up.
- No, it doesn't.
675
00:55:21,576 --> 00:55:25,637
I did a lot of brain-beating in that hospital.
I got it figured out. I figured it this way.
676
00:55:25,714 --> 00:55:28,376
A guy's got to have
a little money to call his own.
677
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,678
Every time I thought I could make ends meet,
678
00:55:29,751 --> 00:55:32,117
some joker came along
and moved the ends out. Well, no more.
679
00:55:32,187 --> 00:55:34,553
- I'm gonna do anything to get what I want.
- Keep talking. Keep talking.
680
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:37,353
I'm not going to graduate this year
or any year! You know it, and I know it.
681
00:55:37,425 --> 00:55:39,552
Sure you'll graduate.
We'll help pull you through.
682
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,994
No, you guys had me
hanging around your neck long enough.
683
00:55:42,063 --> 00:55:44,122
I wasn't cut out for law.
684
00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:46,429
Well, you're not cut out
for 50 years in prison, either.
685
00:55:46,501 --> 00:55:48,731
Look, I've already had my lost years.
686
00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,135
You realize there are guys our age
that are in practice already?
687
00:55:51,206 --> 00:55:53,071
You're not thinking straight, Brick.
You better get yourself
688
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:54,369
- back to that hospital fast.
- How much money
689
00:55:54,442 --> 00:55:56,205
you got in your pocket, right now?
690
00:55:56,278 --> 00:55:58,838
How much you think you're gonna have
a year after you get out of school?
691
00:55:58,913 --> 00:56:01,381
Ten? Twenty? Fifty bucks?
Ronnie's cooked up a sure thing.
692
00:56:01,449 --> 00:56:03,314
- You're both wrong!
- We can be in and out of that club
693
00:56:03,385 --> 00:56:05,546
in six minutes tonight, Al, with a fortune.
694
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:08,521
Tonight, Al,
tonight you can have 50,000 bucks, maybe.
695
00:56:08,590 --> 00:56:09,614
You and Kay could live
696
00:56:09,691 --> 00:56:12,251
- high on the hog on that.
- I hear words and they don't make sense.
697
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,192
We're counting on you.
698
00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:16,088
Counting on me?
699
00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:19,429
Sure. I figured it right down the line.
Just like old times, Al.
700
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:23,528
Look, Brick. You saved my life once.
I'm grateful to you for that.
701
00:56:24,039 --> 00:56:25,836
I'm going to help you.
702
00:56:25,907 --> 00:56:29,638
We're going over to that trailer, get that
cart out and shove it over right down there.
703
00:56:29,711 --> 00:56:33,977
Then we're going in to Reno
and forget we ever had this conversation.
704
00:56:34,115 --> 00:56:35,446
- AI.
- Yeah?
705
00:56:37,319 --> 00:56:41,221
You know, when you first decided
to bring Kay along, it kind of worried me.
706
00:56:41,289 --> 00:56:46,693
- Now I can see how it's going to help.
- You leave Kay out of this, Brick.
707
00:56:47,295 --> 00:56:52,358
Know why? I got a part in the hold-up
for her, too. She's going to drive the car.
708
00:56:57,706 --> 00:57:02,575
- Hey, only got one punch for me, old buddy?
- Don't push me, Brick.
709
00:57:05,647 --> 00:57:08,912
You involve Kay in anything,
I'm going to kill you.
710
00:57:10,285 --> 00:57:13,345
Hey, that'd boost your legal career
real good, wouldn't it?
711
00:57:13,421 --> 00:57:16,288
Every law firm in the country would
want you for a junior partner.
712
00:57:16,358 --> 00:57:18,121
You're really sick.
713
00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:23,857
Ronnie, go in that trailer
and bring that cart out here!
714
00:57:23,932 --> 00:57:25,024
Al!
715
00:57:27,135 --> 00:57:29,126
No guns, Brick. The deal was no guns.
716
00:57:29,204 --> 00:57:32,367
Now this is the way it works.
You three stay inside the trailer.
717
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,206
Give me the trailer key, Ronnie.
Come on, toss it.
718
00:57:42,484 --> 00:57:46,011
Okay, you'll stay in deep freeze
till we get to Reno.
719
00:57:46,521 --> 00:57:48,955
My old buddy here is gonna drive.
He has to rehearse his part,
720
00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:50,854
so he'll know what he's doing
when we get to Harold's Club.
721
00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:53,860
You won't get away with this, Brick.
Gun or no gun.
722
00:57:53,928 --> 00:57:57,728
Yes, I will. You want to know why?
723
00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:00,801
'Cause your only chance
of getting out of this thing alive
724
00:58:00,869 --> 00:58:03,099
is to pull it off and get away clean.
725
00:58:03,171 --> 00:58:06,368
You're worse off than I thought.
You ought to be back in that psycho ward.
726
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,772
Psycho ward!
727
00:58:07,842 --> 00:58:09,867
Yeah, that's right.
I should've told you guys before.
728
00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:11,912
- Shut up!
- That's where he...
729
00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,946
Look at the evidence, Counselor.
730
00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:17,641
Who bought the trailer
and the car you're riding in?
731
00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:20,552
Ronnie. Used a phony name and address.
732
00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:25,153
And the license plates
don't go with this rig, either.
733
00:58:25,226 --> 00:58:29,094
Roy bought the groceries.
He helped Ronnie to build the cart, too.
734
00:58:29,164 --> 00:58:31,257
And that's Ronnie's voice
you heard on the tape recorder.
735
00:58:31,332 --> 00:58:32,822
Is that right?
736
00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,568
You and Kay just came along for the ride,
737
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,302
but who's gonna believe
it was just to get married?
738
00:58:41,376 --> 00:58:44,868
- You're part of a gang, Al.
- He hasn't done anything.
739
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,473
- The police aren't going to believe that.
- I'll take my chances.
740
00:58:50,118 --> 00:58:52,086
Maybe you don't read me.
741
00:58:53,121 --> 00:58:57,182
If you guys don't back me up,
I'm going to rob Harold's Club all by myself.
742
00:58:57,258 --> 00:58:59,886
You couldn't, Brick, not by yourself.
743
00:59:01,029 --> 00:59:04,328
Well, then I'll say it again slowly,
so you'll understand.
744
00:59:04,399 --> 00:59:08,301
I am going to rob Harold's Club.
With or without you guys.
745
00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:11,704
And I'm going to use the gimmick
that you figured, Ronnie.
746
00:59:11,773 --> 00:59:16,472
- They'll follow you around like Lady Godiva.
- Well, you'd better pray I make it.
747
00:59:16,544 --> 00:59:20,275
'Cause if I get caught,
I'm going to drag you all in with me.
748
00:59:20,615 --> 00:59:25,052
- Go on. Get in the back like he says.
- Now you're thinking straight, Al.
749
00:59:26,988 --> 00:59:30,719
I want that cart moved up in the back seat
of the car where I can watch it,
750
00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:33,989
and cover it up with a blanket.
Come on, move!
751
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:48,271
And then you walk up to the guy
with the cart, see? And you say,
752
00:59:49,210 --> 00:59:51,678
"I guess you don't remember me.
Mr. Gunderson introduced us,
753
00:59:51,746 --> 00:59:54,078
"but that was a long time ago."
754
00:59:56,117 --> 01:00:01,646
Look, Al. You play this through with me,
you're not going to get in any trouble.
755
01:00:03,224 --> 01:00:06,955
You were forced into a crime.
Now, even I can defend you on that.
756
01:00:08,029 --> 01:00:09,758
I should've sent you back to that hospital
757
01:00:09,831 --> 01:00:14,564
- the night you clobbered that kid at the club.
- I'm not going back there, Al.
758
01:00:15,336 --> 01:00:19,773
I wouldn't have gone back there then
and I'm not going back now, either.
759
01:00:20,608 --> 01:00:23,907
I'll do anything
to keep from going back there, Al.
760
01:00:24,345 --> 01:00:28,805
- Anything, you get that?
- This is the best way I know to get there.
761
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:34,612
After I get that money, I'm going to put
a million miles between me and the doctors.
762
01:00:35,223 --> 01:00:38,522
I can't live with that place
hanging over my head, Al.
763
01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:42,085
You think I like holding a gun on you?
You think I like that?
764
01:00:42,163 --> 01:00:43,721
You're the only guy
that ever meant anything to me.
765
01:00:43,798 --> 01:00:46,733
But I'll cut you down, Al. Even you,
I'll cut you down if you try to stop me, see?
766
01:00:46,801 --> 01:00:49,031
You've made that point enough.
767
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,263
You think I'm crummy, don't you?
768
01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:56,972
No, I don't think you're crummy.
I know you're sick.
769
01:00:57,812 --> 01:01:00,303
Not sick enough to let you stop me.
770
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:04,017
I'm not going to stop you, Brick.
771
01:01:04,085 --> 01:01:07,213
I'm gonna help you, because I don't want
a lot of innocent people to get messed up.
772
01:01:07,288 --> 01:01:08,880
You kill anyone, I'd feel responsible.
773
01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:11,187
- AI. Al, I...
- Shut up! Shut up!
774
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,858
I'm liable to get sick myself.
775
01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:52,925
Kay. Take this.
776
01:01:55,536 --> 01:01:56,525
Why?
777
01:01:56,738 --> 01:02:01,232
In 65 seconds, Brick will stop.
He'll unhitch the trailer and abandon it.
778
01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:04,403
Thirty seconds later,
we'll walk into Harold's Club.
779
01:02:04,479 --> 01:02:09,416
Exactly six minutes later, we'll come out.
An eastbound train leaves one minute later.
780
01:02:09,484 --> 01:02:12,351
Ronnie figures we can walk from the club
to the station in 15 seconds.
781
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:15,048
We'll board her just as she rolls out.
782
01:02:17,091 --> 01:02:20,583
- Why are you telling me this?
- I know how Brick thinks.
783
01:02:21,195 --> 01:02:23,789
My job is to drop the cart
at the alley entrance
784
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:27,631
three minutes and 15 seconds
after Al, Brick and Roy enter the club.
785
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:31,934
Then I park the car in Harold's garage.
No one will notice it there for a day or two.
786
01:02:32,006 --> 01:02:34,736
You don't think Brick's going to let you
out of his sight now, do you?
787
01:02:34,809 --> 01:02:37,539
No. But he will trust Kay.
788
01:02:37,745 --> 01:02:42,307
The minute he turns his head,
I'm going to yell for the first policeman I see.
789
01:02:42,383 --> 01:02:45,978
- Not if you want Al alive.
- Brick would kill him for sure.
790
01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:54,760
Take this. You have six minutes
to deliver the cart, park the car
791
01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:58,396
- and buy three tickets at the depot.
- Three tickets?
792
01:02:59,434 --> 01:03:03,632
- Brick and I won't be going back.
- Now, don't talk like that, Ronnie.
793
01:03:04,138 --> 01:03:06,902
Listen, maybe Kay is right,
maybe she could get the cops
794
01:03:06,974 --> 01:03:09,636
- and they could surround the place.
- No, it's too late, Roy.
795
01:03:09,711 --> 01:03:11,338
And they couldn't get Al clear of Brick.
796
01:03:11,412 --> 01:03:14,643
Cross Brick now
and he'd turn into a shooting maniac.
797
01:03:14,716 --> 01:03:16,684
He'd mow us down, and that's not all.
798
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:20,118
He'd kill a lot of innocent people
before they stopped him.
799
01:03:20,321 --> 01:03:22,983
No, we've got to wait
and let the professionals catch him.
800
01:03:23,057 --> 01:03:27,118
After the hold-up.
It'll all be over in seven minutes.
801
01:03:31,999 --> 01:03:35,491
It wasn't just a stunt, Roy.
I wanted to see it work.
802
01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:40,540
And I want to see it work right now.
I don't mean for the money or anything,
803
01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:43,441
but just to know I was able to do it.
804
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:16,335
All right. Bring out the cowboy outfits.
805
01:04:20,381 --> 01:04:21,814
Unhitch it.
806
01:04:29,090 --> 01:04:31,684
Come on. Start putting that stuff on.
807
01:04:43,905 --> 01:04:47,432
All right. 25 seconds.
I'm going to say this once, Kay.
808
01:04:49,076 --> 01:04:51,772
Ronnie's supposed to deliver the cart
to the back entrance of Harold's Club
809
01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:54,542
three minutes and 15 seconds
after we enter.
810
01:04:54,615 --> 01:04:57,812
Then he's supposed to park the car
in Harold's garage.
811
01:04:57,885 --> 01:05:02,845
Now, this is a change of plans. Ronnie's
going to stay with me and you do his job.
812
01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:07,987
Drive the car, follow us. I'll point out
the spot for you to leave the cart.
813
01:05:08,196 --> 01:05:11,188
The garage is across the tracks
from the club.
814
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:15,700
And if the cart isn't there three minutes
and 15 seconds after we enter,
815
01:05:15,770 --> 01:05:18,830
on the button, I'm gonna kill Al.
816
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:25,305
- I thought I told you to leave her out of this.
- You put your beards on.
817
01:05:29,483 --> 01:05:33,419
Okay, time.
Make up your mind, Kay, we're rolling.
818
01:05:34,589 --> 01:05:38,855
Six minutes after we get into Harold's Club,
we'll be out. You'll see a train. Get on it.
819
01:05:38,926 --> 01:05:41,451
We'll enter different cars and meet you later.
820
01:05:41,529 --> 01:05:44,623
Ronnie's going to buy the tickets
on the train.
821
01:05:48,002 --> 01:05:54,237
- All right, Al, you decide.
- AI, he's insane. Do what he says!
822
01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:37,106
Let's move.
823
01:07:06,747 --> 01:07:08,715
- Hi!
- Hi!
824
01:07:10,017 --> 01:07:13,714
I guess you don't remember me.
Mr. Gunderson introduced us.
825
01:07:13,788 --> 01:07:15,722
- Well, you meet an awful lot of people.
- Sure, sure. I know,
826
01:07:15,790 --> 01:07:19,988
but I wanted to talk to you. It's important.
If you could spare a second.
827
01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:24,093
Don't turn your head too quickly,
828
01:07:24,198 --> 01:07:27,292
but if you look over your right shoulder,
you'll see a man.
829
01:07:31,939 --> 01:07:34,237
- What about him?
- Well, that man's my partner.
830
01:07:34,308 --> 01:07:36,833
He's got a gun pointed at your back.
831
01:07:37,745 --> 01:07:40,680
You make the wrong move
in the next second, he'll kill you.
832
01:07:40,748 --> 01:07:43,876
- You getting it?
- Yeah, I hear you.
833
01:07:43,951 --> 01:07:46,385
No, don't look up there. Look at me.
834
01:07:51,525 --> 01:07:54,050
I know they're watching us up there.
835
01:07:55,262 --> 01:07:59,460
Right about now you'd better start smiling.
Look at me and smile.
836
01:07:59,934 --> 01:08:03,392
This is a friendly conversation,
in case anybody's watching.
837
01:08:03,471 --> 01:08:07,498
- Smile.
- You can do better than that.
838
01:08:10,811 --> 01:08:14,747
- All right.
- What are we going to do now?
839
01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:16,709
Well, you're gonna push your cart
840
01:08:16,784 --> 01:08:20,515
down to the blackjack table at the head
of the stairs right next to the dealer
841
01:08:20,588 --> 01:08:23,318
and ask her to keep an eye on it for you.
842
01:08:23,457 --> 01:08:25,186
But she'll think that's funny if I do that.
843
01:08:25,259 --> 01:08:28,695
Oh, she'll think it's funny, but she'll do it
anyway, because you asked her to.
844
01:08:28,763 --> 01:08:32,722
While we're walking down there,
you keep looking at us and smiling.
845
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,232
Get going.
846
01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:52,784
- Keep an eye on this for me.
- Okay.
847
01:09:04,865 --> 01:09:11,100
Don't look at the ceiling. Just go out there
to the alley. Smile. Keep smiling.
848
01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,073
- Sorry, we're working in here.
- But we...
849
01:09:20,147 --> 01:09:21,910
You'll have to use
the Virginia Street entrance.
850
01:09:21,982 --> 01:09:25,349
- But we gamble there every day.
- That's the only entrance that's open.
851
01:09:30,991 --> 01:09:32,959
Give him that cigarette.
852
01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:38,322
You yell for help and we'll run.
You'll save your boss a little money,
853
01:09:38,399 --> 01:09:41,129
but just before we run, I'm going to kill you.
854
01:09:53,948 --> 01:09:56,382
That's right. That's a duplicate.
855
01:09:57,118 --> 01:09:58,483
You're gonna push that
into the money room,
856
01:09:58,552 --> 01:10:00,986
just like it's your regular cart.
857
01:10:02,223 --> 01:10:05,715
Stuff the bills in there. No silver, just bills.
858
01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:10,294
All you say is the boss wanted the money.
He sent you to get it, and he wants it quick.
859
01:10:10,364 --> 01:10:14,164
Anybody wants to know why,
you don't know and you don't care.
860
01:10:14,435 --> 01:10:18,166
Then you tie the sack up, put it on top
of the cart and push it right back here.
861
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:20,036
- You got that?
- Sure.
862
01:10:20,641 --> 01:10:24,907
I guess you're wondering why
you ought to do this, once you're inside.
863
01:10:25,913 --> 01:10:28,108
Well, it had crossed my mind.
864
01:10:28,549 --> 01:10:31,040
Meet the other member of our group.
865
01:10:33,053 --> 01:10:36,614
<i>Glad to meet you, mister.
Hope I don't have to kill you.</i>
866
01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:42,151
See, you're going to have company
in the cash room, our little friend in the cart.
867
01:10:43,230 --> 01:10:47,894
You're going to wheel him in there with you
and then out again. Wonder why?
868
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,235
Tell him why, Charlie.
869
01:10:51,605 --> 01:10:54,768
Guy in there's 5 feet tall,
no bigger than most jockeys.
870
01:10:54,842 --> 01:10:58,972
He's served time, I won't say where.
He's out, because he escaped.
871
01:10:59,947 --> 01:11:01,847
He says he'll never serve time again.
872
01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:05,875
<i>You louse this deal, Jack,
I'll gut you and shoot my way out of here.</i>
873
01:11:05,953 --> 01:11:08,649
See, he's going to watch you
all the time through these louvers.
874
01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:13,250
The top isn't fastened down. All he has to do
is stand up and he's shooting at you.
875
01:11:13,327 --> 01:11:16,125
<i>- You got that?
- Yeah, Jack! You getting this?</i>
876
01:11:17,731 --> 01:11:19,631
<i>- Yeah.
- Get going.</i>
877
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:24,103
You're due back in the vault now.
Don't stall on the way and set off the alarm
878
01:11:24,171 --> 01:11:27,299
or our friend in here
is gonna have to dust you.
879
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,724
Jackpot! I did it! I hit a jackpot!
I did it. I did it!
880
01:11:52,399 --> 01:11:56,893
<i>Another giant $1,000 jackpot! Machine C408.</i>
881
01:11:56,971 --> 01:11:58,962
<i>A $1,000 jackpot!</i>
882
01:13:17,384 --> 01:13:21,616
- Having any luck?
- No. No. I won one last time I was here.
883
01:13:28,762 --> 01:13:30,389
Ten-cent machine.
884
01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:36,397
- Yeah.
- Where's the quarter machine?
885
01:13:37,237 --> 01:13:40,001
- They're down that way.
- Okay. Good luck.
886
01:14:31,525 --> 01:14:36,155
Now, look, Eric. We're going to pick up
a bag now and go outside the door.
887
01:14:36,663 --> 01:14:39,063
We're going to a car
we got waiting out in the alley.
888
01:14:39,133 --> 01:14:43,229
We're going to blow the horn twice.
Now, the minute he hears it in there,
889
01:14:43,303 --> 01:14:46,204
he's going to push out the sides
and go out the door, too.
890
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:49,902
Now you wait right here
till you hear the horn honk twice.
891
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:53,041
- You getting this?
- Yeah, I'm getting it.
892
01:14:54,481 --> 01:14:57,473
Look, I've done everything
you've asked me to.
893
01:14:57,551 --> 01:15:00,748
I don't want him getting wild
at the last minute.
894
01:15:02,890 --> 01:15:05,518
Just follow instructions
and nobody's going to get hurt.
895
01:15:05,592 --> 01:15:08,459
He's not going to shoot anybody
he doesn't have to.
896
01:15:13,867 --> 01:15:16,836
Look out! There's a man with a gun in there!
897
01:15:23,277 --> 01:15:25,609
Brick, this has gone far enough.
898
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:41,359
I'm okay.
899
01:16:04,051 --> 01:16:05,814
Al, I've gone to the police! I've told them!
900
01:16:05,886 --> 01:16:07,114
- Tell them to stay back.
- I've gone to the police.
901
01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:08,279
Darling, please, it's too late.
902
01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,788
- It's in their hands.
- Look, Brick is a real sick guy,
903
01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,552
but he's not gonna hurt anybody
unless he's crowded.
904
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:13,923
Now, tell them to stay back
and give me a chance with him.
905
01:16:13,994 --> 01:16:15,325
Tell them!
906
01:17:27,467 --> 01:17:30,061
Hey, mister, did you see a big fellow
come by here carrying a bag?
907
01:17:30,137 --> 01:17:31,297
Nope.
908
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:37,633
- Sorry, sir. No people, just cars.
- Look, I've got to find this guy.
909
01:17:37,711 --> 01:17:40,612
Look, buster, sorry. No people. Just cars.
910
01:17:59,099 --> 01:18:02,796
Brick! Brick, where are you?
911
01:18:05,572 --> 01:18:06,732
Brick!
912
01:18:16,216 --> 01:18:17,376
Brick!
913
01:18:30,397 --> 01:18:33,833
Please, you've got to believe me.
Look, if you'll just let him alone,
914
01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:36,494
then he might be able to get him down
without anyone being hurt.
915
01:18:36,570 --> 01:18:38,435
Look, lady, you never know about a psycho,
916
01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,905
- especially if he's got a gun.
- No, no, please.
917
01:18:45,545 --> 01:18:46,876
Stay back!
918
01:18:52,753 --> 01:18:55,551
- Stop!
- Hold it, Mac!
919
01:19:22,182 --> 01:19:27,518
Brick! It's me. Al.
920
01:19:43,236 --> 01:19:45,067
I'm not crowding you.
921
01:19:50,610 --> 01:19:52,805
I wouldn't crowd you, Brick.
922
01:19:55,816 --> 01:19:57,681
I'm going to kill you.
923
01:20:00,287 --> 01:20:04,986
I'm going away.
I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.
924
01:20:09,296 --> 01:20:11,230
I'm going to kill you.
925
01:20:21,842 --> 01:20:24,572
You remember the time you brought me in?
926
01:20:29,249 --> 01:20:35,552
I had a hole in my side.
The commies were shooting at you then.
927
01:20:39,559 --> 01:20:42,119
Do you remember the tracer bullets?
928
01:20:46,099 --> 01:20:49,330
How they lit up the snow
and made it look all red?
929
01:20:53,206 --> 01:20:54,537
Remember?
930
01:21:53,967 --> 01:21:56,697
Just because I wanted to be a Mr. First.
931
01:22:02,576 --> 01:22:03,634
Hey.
932
01:22:08,815 --> 01:22:11,716
- And will you check his records?
- We check everything.
933
01:22:11,785 --> 01:22:14,720
- In Washington, I mean.
- I got most of the details from her.
934
01:22:14,788 --> 01:22:16,881
I'll get the rest from you.
935
01:22:17,157 --> 01:22:19,216
What's going to happen to him?
936
01:22:19,292 --> 01:22:23,388
Well, he'll have to stay
in the hospital this time until he's well.
937
01:22:23,463 --> 01:22:27,297
It certainly is a terrible way
for you to start your marriage.
938
01:22:27,467 --> 01:22:33,030
- You mean there's another way?
- Sure is. There sure is, honey.
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