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- Who would win in a fight-
- Ultimate Warrior.
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That wasn't-
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I wasn't going to say
Ultimate Warrior.
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Well, you said
"Who would win in a fight?"
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and it's Ultimate Warrior.
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You have to say,
"Aside from Ultimate Warrior,"?
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or give me specific choices.
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- Give me some time.
- Give me some choices.
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Who do you think
would win in a fight, Marty,
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or Armenian Frank?
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- Armenian Frank, not Italian Frank?
- No, Armenian Frank.
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- Who?
- Marty.
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- Why?
- Marty could have a secret weapon
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that none of us know about.
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Like a nuke...
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Who do you think
is a better bowler?
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Ultimate Warrior.
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<i>d I don't want to go</i>
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<i>d I don't want to go</i>
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<i>d On my own</i>
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<i>d On my own</i>
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<i>d I don't want to go</i>
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<i>d On my own</i>
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<i>d And so you know
the bottom might trump you</i>
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<i>d And then where
would the best of us be</i>
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<i>d Well some kind of flow</i>
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<i>d So jealous of ghosts</i>
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<i>d Not a candlestick maker,
not me</i>
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<i>d I don't want to go</i>
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<i>d I don't want to go...</i>
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Marty!
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Look at you dumbshits
in yer bow ties!
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Where did you boys
pick this up?
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Valeting.
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It is a 2004.
It is in great shape.
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It's a nice car.
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Very nice. Clean.
I'll move it easy.
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- Clean interior.
- Yep.
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Except for this fry I found.
Here you go, Jethro.
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Alright...
Let's say six?
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- What, that's fair!
- Marty, I've got a mortgage.
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I'll tell you what,
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eight thousand five hundred,
not a penny less.
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Damn right!
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Seven thousand.
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- Alright, we'll take it.
- Fine.
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It is endlessly fucked up to me
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that you steal cars
from dead people.
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- They're not dead people.
- They're dead peoples' relatives.
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- I remember when you were nice boys.
- Yes...
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You're breaking
my heart, Marty.
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My favorite, favorite,
favorite degenerates.
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Okay, Barbara Walters
or Cloris Leachman?
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Cloris Leachman, no question.
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No not-I know what
you're thinking.
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You're thinking Cloris Leachman
in Young Frankenstein.
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But Cloris Leechman now.
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- Hi y'all.
- Hey.
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- How's it going?
- It's alright, alright.
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Just getting settled in.
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I went to my school,
it's pretty close.
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- Yeah-
- Uh just one thing though...
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About the rent.
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I was really hoping to be able
to pay the whole amount.
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You know, it's just that
I haven't found work yet.
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Right...
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The FEMA money that we got
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is only a two thousand
dollar cash card.
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And then they tell me now
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that they don't know when
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the rest can be
processed, so...
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- I can't really afford...
- What?
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Fifteen hundred
to fourteen hundred.
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Ah...
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- Say a thousand a month, is that okay?
- Really?!
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Thank you, thank you.
That is so nice of you!
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It's pretty wonderful,
you know,
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you getting on
the property ladder
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at such a young age, Alan.
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- Impressive.
- Yeah, thank you.
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So what is it that you do?
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<i>- Hey boys.
- Hey, what it is.</i>
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- Juice.
- Thank you.
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So what do you want?
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- Um...
- Ah...
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Well, aren't we
forgetting something?
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- Ah yes.
- Alan, come on.
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- Well it is a Wiggles Waffles policy.
- Alan-
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That when a server -
that'd be you,
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greets the customer -
that'd be us,
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that you must perform the
Wiggles Waffles Wiggle.
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Alan, please.
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Welcome to Wiggles,
the Wiggles Waffles Wiggle
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Thank you for wiggling
into Wiggles Waffles...
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...Diner.
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- Oh God, every time.
- So stupid!
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Fuck you, bed-shitter!
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<i>Whoa!</i>
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So...
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what's the grift of the day?
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Actually, forget it.
I don't want to know.
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Well actually,
we can't decide today.
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You know you should just
snatch some old ladies' purses.
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- It's more direct.
- No, please.
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What do we look like?
Criminals?
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Well, looks can be deceiving.
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That's precisely why
we're so successful.
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So, Mom called yesterday.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Dad got into another bar fight.
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Mom's really upset.
You should really call her.
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Well I will have the
pancakes... Pancakes?
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- Yes, please.
- Pancakes, sure.
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It's from both of us...
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Hey, Mac, how're you doing?
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- Mountain View?
- Alright.
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- Another wiggle?
- Oh yeah.
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Welcome to Wiggles,
the Wiggles Waffles Wiggle
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Thank you for wiggling...
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Who do I think is a better
bowler? Who or who?
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You don't say anyone
I'm going to say me.
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- Who talks that fast?!
- Me.
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When do you ever-
you never talked that fast.
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- Yes I do. I talk this fast all the time.
- No you-
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- It's ridiculous.
- Who are we burying today?
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I dunno.
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I left the paper at Wiggles.
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Sloppy, Alan.
That's sloppy.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Condolences.
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Is that...
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Any good CD's over there?
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Oh, let's see.
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Kelly Clarkson.
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Kelly Clarkson.
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Kelly Clarkson -
Christmas Is A Time For Giving.
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- Mariah Sings Kelly Clarkson,
- Dude...
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- Oh my God...
- and Rammstein.
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Oh right, with the
Kelly Clarkson...
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What is it?
Gimme this...
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Amanda?
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Oh fuck.
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Oh fuck! Fuck!
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- Fuck, look at the... at the-
- Oh yeah!
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Oh yeah.
Did we steal...?
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- Yeah, we fucking did!
- We stole your ex-girlfriend's car?
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We stole Amanda's car.
I don't believe this.
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Oh my God!
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The one time
I didn't scout the paper.
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- Oh shit. Oh shit.
- What?
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Oh shit...
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- Okay, just pull over.
- Okay, I am.
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- Right here?
- Yeah, right here's good.
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Be careful, don't hit the curb.
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I'm not gonna hit the curb.
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- Smiles.
- Smile, we should smile?
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Yeah, we didn't do
anything wrong.
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License and
registration, please.
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License and registration.
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Yes, uh...
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Sorry.
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I'm a little deaf in this ear.
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Here you go.
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You know at what speed
you were driving, just there?
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Forty-ish
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- in a twenty-five.
- Twenty-five?
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School zone.
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So which one of you two
is Amanda Beekler?
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Amanda is my girlfriend.
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Yeah, here actually...
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- Here's a picture of us, right here.
- Oh yeah.
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That's us.
We were at Guido's.
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- It was our six-month anniversary.
- Cute.
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Then we went home
and had the weirdest sex.
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Alright, son.
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No, apparently if you're
double-jointed here then-
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Enough. I'm going to let
you two off with a warning.
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- Thank you.
- You two have a pleasant afternoon.
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You as well.
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What are you two?
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Waiters?
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- Well-
- Hey, hold on, hold on.
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Let's just leave the car.
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With who, the florist?
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Well, there's no need
to interrupt them in their...
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...time of need,
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so let's just drop the keys
off and get out of here.
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What do you say?
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You want to ding-dong-ditch
a Mercedes
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that you stole from
your ex-girlfriend
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on the day her father
was buried?
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Yeah. I do.
That's what I want to do.
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So I'm gonna do that.
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Um... Amanda...
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Hi.
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Wow...
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Hi.
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Hey, Amanda.
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Alan.
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Um... Listen, we just wanted
to tell you that we...
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...are very sorry to hear about
your father's, uh...
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That's all?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well...
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Yeah...
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This is so like you.
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What... you don't know
what I'm... what is so like me?
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You're a liar.
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And a coward, Ben.
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And maybe one day
you'll realize that
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it's not some great
embarrassment to have feelings.
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Or care about someone.
You know?
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Probably you won't
figure it out
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until you're an old,
pathetic man
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who lives in a
flophouse downtown
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trying to steal enough food
from the garbage can
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to keep your incontinent body
from shutting down
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from pity and boredom
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- Geez...
- I'm not finished, Alan.
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- Alright.
- I was ready to share forever with you.
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But did you care? No!
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You'd rather share it with him
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and steal, steal,
steal, Alan, Alan,
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I mean, was I just
some hole for you?
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What does he have
that I don't have?
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Well, an indoor voice.
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- Do you know why we broke up?
- I have some hypotheses.
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A thousand reasons, but mainly
because I could not pierce
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your emotional exoskeleton,
no matter how hard I tried.
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What is so funny?
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You did just say
emotional exoskeleton?
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- Yeah. And?
- Yeah, okay. Definitely.
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- That was what was funny.
- Fuck you!
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I told you I loved you
and... I was wrong.
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Okay. Because a love
could never ever feel...
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So strong.
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Stop.
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- What is so god damn funny?!
- I am not laughing, he...
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I'm sorry. You speak in
Michael Bolton lyrics.
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- That's funny.
- Fuck you, Alan. Fuck you.
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You are ugly
and you have a little dick.
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- Large for my height.
- How would you... listen-
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Please, okay, I just want
to tell you that today
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- we were working, okay-
- You were stealing.
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...at Mountain View,
around noon,
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and totally, coincidentally,
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- Without any malice-
- Or whatever we took...
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I should have known it was you.
You stole my car?
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Yeah, but we didn't
know until after.
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You stole my fucking car!
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- It wasn't like...
- ...but we did.
252
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,942
- And we're sorry.
- We're so sorry.
253
00:11:52,943 --> 00:11:57,080
- And I still love you.
- And I still love you... um...
254
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:57,781
I don't still love you...
255
00:11:57,982 --> 00:12:00,382
I don't like you...
I don't hate you...
256
00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:02,154
it's in the middle.
It's right in the middle.
257
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,153
Ow!
258
00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:05,859
It... it's ambivalence, mainly...
259
00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:10,894
You really wanna do
another funeral today?
260
00:12:10,895 --> 00:12:13,931
Ah, I'm open.
What do you feel like?
261
00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,899
What is it?
262
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,500
Hey.
263
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,202
Is he wearing camouflage?
264
00:12:19,203 --> 00:12:22,038
<i>- Hey.
- You want some tea?</i>
265
00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:24,175
<i>No.</i>
266
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,511
You want to come out
of the hedge?
267
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:30,848
What are you doing, Alan?
He probably has lice.
268
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:32,383
Ben!
269
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,319
Hey, shouldn't you be at school?
270
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,588
I'm not going today.
271
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:40,491
Look, kid, if you want
to do good in school...
272
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:41,292
Well.
273
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,562
If you want to do
well in school,
274
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,297
You got to keep showing up.
275
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,132
Until graduation.
276
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,100
When did you graduate?
277
00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:51,935
That is a good question.
When did you graduate?
278
00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:52,736
That's -
that's not the point.
279
00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,438
There's something
called a G.E.D.
280
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:57,575
Anyways...
Stay in school.
281
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,877
Okay?
Get a job.
282
00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:02,079
Don't drink and drive.
283
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,014
Just say no.
284
00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:06,984
- Okay, we gotta go to work.
- Yeah.
285
00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:08,952
What do you do?
286
00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:12,122
Can I come with you
to your job or something?
287
00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:13,456
I've got money.
288
00:13:13,457 --> 00:13:14,959
I can buy sodas.
289
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,129
I don't think your mom
would like that very much.
290
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,270
She won't care.
291
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:29,941
So, what kind of placement
are you looking for, Lynette?
292
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:34,110
Anything really. I just
would love to get to work.
293
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:38,249
Okay.
294
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,618
Your resume looks... fine.
295
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,988
Do you have call
center experience?
296
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,657
No, I don't.
But I like people.
297
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:50,994
Okay.
And what's your WPM?
298
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:52,998
- Excuse me?
- Words per minute.
299
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,398
Oh.
300
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,201
Thirty, thirty five.
301
00:13:57,202 --> 00:14:00,403
- Right...
- But I'm getting faster.
302
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,139
Are you up to date on Mac OS-X?
303
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,375
Um, some yeah.
304
00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:08,479
The older version, I think.
305
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,580
Excel?
306
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,114
Uh, no-
307
00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:14,685
Quicken... or should
I bother to ask?
308
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:15,658
I'm sorry...
309
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:22,526
- Hey look at this.
- Hey!
310
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:24,394
Dickhead!
311
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:25,275
Why you talk so funny?
312
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:26,730
Shut up, Scott.
313
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,299
- Part of growing up.
- Or what, Dickhead?
314
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,133
Get off me!
315
00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:32,503
Ooh.
Kid's got a jab.
316
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,138
You gonna cry, pussy?
317
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,240
Hey! That's enough of that.
Get out of here.
318
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:37,941
Leave him alone.
319
00:14:37,942 --> 00:14:38,642
Get!
320
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:44,149
- What do you got?
- Oh nice!
321
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,617
They're unlocked.
322
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,958
- Are you really do that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
323
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,496
Hey, what're you doing?
324
00:14:59,496 --> 00:15:00,602
Come here.
325
00:15:05,602 --> 00:15:07,274
It was an accident.
326
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:13,310
So you're new here,
aren't you, this year?
327
00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:16,146
Yeah.
328
00:15:16,147 --> 00:15:18,317
What school did you come from?
Luther Burbank?
329
00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:23,220
No... Louisiana.
330
00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,754
We just moved here.
331
00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,527
After the hurricane?
332
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,530
That must have been scary.
333
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:35,132
Yeah.
334
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,003
Well I'm glad that
you're here now.
335
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:38,963
I'll keep my eye on you,
336
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,672
and if any of the kids
give you a hard time
337
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,342
I'll have them suspended.
Understand?
338
00:15:45,342 --> 00:15:47,411
Okay.
339
00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:49,283
- Can I go now?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:55,432
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah, see you tomorrow.
341
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:10,768
Hi, Mom.
342
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,302
How was your interview?
343
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,038
The same.
344
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,441
What happened to your face?
345
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,409
I got punched.
346
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:22,452
Yeah, I can see that.
Let momma see.
347
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:31,522
- I think it's cool.
- No Kelsey! It's not cool!
348
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,591
- Who hit you?
- One of my friends I made at school.
349
00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:36,726
We were playing chase.
350
00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:41,098
It was an accident.
351
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,233
Well go put some ice on it.
352
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:45,402
We don't have any.
353
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,775
Well, there then.
354
00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:53,118
Keep that on there.
355
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:01,101
Go do your schoolwork.
356
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,269
- You got arrested? Really?
- No, not really.
357
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,702
But it was close.
358
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:23,172
- We did a valet job... Nothing fancy
- Mm-hmm.
359
00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:25,276
but I got caught speeding
in a school zone
360
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:30,114
and then the next thing we know
we've got boyfriends in Chino.
361
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,182
You guys are stupid.
362
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:34,316
Well, we got out of it Mel so...
363
00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:36,585
Yeah, but you could have
gone to prison. A Felony.
364
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,353
Come on!
I just don't understand
365
00:17:38,354 --> 00:17:40,123
how you can live like that.
366
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:42,158
I wonder what's
in the pie case today.
367
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,160
Pie is in the pie case
probably, Ben.
368
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:45,661
Let me just check it out.
369
00:17:45,662 --> 00:17:48,831
I just don't know how you
could come here every day.
370
00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:50,499
It's easy.
I get up in the morning
371
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,237
and I go to work, that's it.
372
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,604
So do I. That's it.
373
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,405
No, what you do
isn't work, it's-
374
00:17:56,406 --> 00:18:01,144
Well it pays my bills.
And sometimes yours.
375
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:02,548
That's not fair.
376
00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:06,349
Look, you can't be
a thief forever.
377
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,219
What are you going to do?
I mean, come on!
378
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,220
Go back to school, get a job.
379
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:13,756
- Fuck it-I could get you a job here.
- Are you nuts?
380
00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:15,757
- Stop it.
- Me? Waiting tables?
381
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:19,194
- Wiggling?
- Don't you dare insult waiting tables.
382
00:18:19,195 --> 00:18:21,396
- Just don't.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
383
00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:23,699
I'm not made to, you know,
sling bacon and juice
384
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,201
for whatever shithead
sits down in a booth.
385
00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:29,374
So what happens when you
luck runs out? Then what?
386
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,543
This never runs out.
387
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,442
You've got to be kidding me.
388
00:18:34,443 --> 00:18:36,185
Says the girl who's
wearing a waffle.
389
00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:43,886
Don't. Don't. I don't want it.
390
00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:45,655
You too good for it?
391
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:47,258
You're gonna start paying
your own tuition?
392
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,226
Ben. You're leaving.
393
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:49,927
Okay.
394
00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:54,430
- Alright.
- Did you stick your fingers in my pie?
395
00:18:54,431 --> 00:18:55,603
I barely touched it.
396
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:03,539
I find it difficult to listen
to Mel's version of reason.
397
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,576
We've had a plan,
398
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,979
it's always worked,
we've never been caught.
399
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,814
Yeah, but what if
she's right, you know.
400
00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:14,518
What if our luck runs out?
401
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:20,257
Our con-luck or our like,
regular-person-luck?
402
00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:25,261
I don't know. I guess both.
403
00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:26,298
Well, how I figure it,
404
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,766
our circumstances
such as they were in Fresno
405
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:32,335
provided us few options.
406
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:33,270
Right.
407
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:36,806
So whatever we had
to do to get there,
408
00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:41,920
I figure, we're sort of
karmically okay for doing.
409
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,620
What are you doing
with those clothes?
410
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,455
I told you to hang them up.
411
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,589
I accidentally shrunk them.
412
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:56,260
I knew you were gonna say that!
Goddammit Kelsey!
413
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,630
I told you exactly
what to do and junk!
414
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,765
Goddammit!
415
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:04,002
Fetch me those clothes pins
you little Satan.
416
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:06,779
You ruined my nice blouse...
417
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,583
- Sorry, Mom.
- I don't want your sorries!
418
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:21,384
I wanted my friggin' wardrobe.
419
00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:23,054
I guess someone's soda money
is gonna be helping
420
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,323
get me some decent interview
clothes now, huh?
421
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:27,460
Yes, Mom.
422
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,527
- Stupid!
- I said I'm sorry...
423
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:33,865
Just get in the house, Kelsey.
Get out of my face.
424
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,979
Now!
425
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:50,386
Oh, that boy.
I swear.
426
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,458
Well...
427
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,859
I, uh...
428
00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:04,897
I...
429
00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:08,845
I dunno...
430
00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:21,845
Hey.
431
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:24,382
Melanie Manilow?
What a pleasant surprise!
432
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,650
- Hey, Marty.
- Hi, yourself.
433
00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:29,353
You're look positively
winsome...
434
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,888
- 'Winsome'...?
- He's has a vocabulary calendar.
435
00:21:31,889 --> 00:21:34,958
Yes, I do. Excuse me.
436
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,028
My seat's over here.
437
00:21:37,028 --> 00:21:38,662
Watermelon?
438
00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,631
No I can't,
I have to study later.
439
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,034
So how you been living, Mel?
You looking good.
440
00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:45,402
I mean, healthy.
441
00:21:45,403 --> 00:21:48,604
Yeah. I'm fine.
Marty. How are you?
442
00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:51,874
- Yeah, pretty good... Pretty good...
- Yeah?
443
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,844
- A little lonely.
- Oh.
444
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,712
Gets lonely at the shop,
working...
445
00:21:56,713 --> 00:21:58,382
Alone...
446
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,717
Going back to an empty place.
447
00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:02,585
No furniture.
448
00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:03,653
No furniture?
449
00:22:03,654 --> 00:22:05,122
Danish.
450
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:08,092
- That's nice.
- Nothing warm though, like a lady...
451
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,625
Okay...
452
00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:11,161
I'm gonna go see-
453
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:13,429
I forgot what's in
the corner over here...
454
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,566
- Oh yeah, there it is.
- Did that get weird?
455
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,100
- Yes.
- Hey guys.
456
00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:18,402
Who's this?
457
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:20,569
- Oh, this is...
- Kelsey.
458
00:22:20,570 --> 00:22:24,607
Kelsey. Kelsey, this is
my sister Melanie.
459
00:22:24,608 --> 00:22:25,977
You know Ben.
And this is my-
460
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,844
SU-perior.
461
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:30,146
That means boss.
462
00:22:30,147 --> 00:22:34,048
- So Kelsey, what's up?
- Can someone take me to the store?
463
00:22:34,049 --> 00:22:36,753
I ran out of Hungry Mans
and there's no more food.
464
00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:38,755
Well, where's your mom?
465
00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:39,456
I dunno.
466
00:22:40,023 --> 00:22:41,460
But I've got some money.
467
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,929
See. And I'll trade you
some sodas for a ride.
468
00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:51,133
- No.
- Would you like a steak instead?
469
00:22:51,134 --> 00:22:53,670
- Okay.
- But I'll take a soda.
470
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:57,774
You can pick.
I've got cherry, grape,
471
00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,844
cherry coke and... yeah.
472
00:23:00,845 --> 00:23:02,651
- Wow, great.
- Come on.
473
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,085
- I'm going for it!
- You're gonna ask her out?
474
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:09,752
I know just what to do.
475
00:23:09,753 --> 00:23:12,456
Did you see the way
she looked at me?
476
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:14,556
I'm gonna mix
a Squirt and a Root beer,
477
00:23:14,557 --> 00:23:15,825
I call it a Squoot Beer.
478
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:16,926
I'd just like a Squirt.
479
00:23:16,927 --> 00:23:19,196
I wouldn't drink that,
there's a lot of tequila...
480
00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,163
That's impressive...
481
00:23:21,164 --> 00:23:23,666
Careful, careful,
careful, Marty!
482
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,502
Is he? He's out.
He's out.
483
00:23:25,503 --> 00:23:28,537
Oh man...
484
00:23:28,538 --> 00:23:30,104
He hit his head pretty hard.
485
00:23:30,105 --> 00:23:32,475
Yeah... he had the
melon to break it.
486
00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:35,044
Well there's only
one thing we can do.
487
00:23:35,045 --> 00:23:36,545
What happened?
Did he drink the whole thing?
488
00:23:36,546 --> 00:23:37,946
He was just doing it
to impress you.
489
00:23:38,015 --> 00:23:39,682
Oh. It so worked...
490
00:23:39,683 --> 00:23:41,549
- Kelsey. You got any markers?
- Yeah.
491
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,152
Cool.
We need them. Get 'em.
492
00:23:43,153 --> 00:23:44,420
Can I talk to you two
for a second?
493
00:23:44,421 --> 00:23:47,088
I don't care what you say, Mel,
I'm drawing dicks on his face.
494
00:23:47,089 --> 00:23:49,160
No, it's not about that.
Shit, I'll help.
495
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,728
It's... have you been in there?
496
00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:52,963
- In there?
- Yeah.
497
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:54,096
- No.
- No.
498
00:23:54,097 --> 00:23:56,266
- She must not-
- Mel,
499
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,033
It can't be that bad.
They just moved in.
500
00:23:58,034 --> 00:23:59,101
No seriously, it's bad.
501
00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:00,702
You should call someone,
like the authorities.
502
00:24:00,703 --> 00:24:01,640
Or, you know...
503
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:05,709
Well it's not really
our business, so...
504
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,978
No, I'm serious.
505
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:10,579
It's bad. It's like neglect.
506
00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:11,715
You should do something.
507
00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,517
Okay, I will do something.
508
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:14,617
I will.
509
00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:17,987
I will draw a big hairy dick
on Marty's forehead.
510
00:24:17,988 --> 00:24:19,891
Yeah, we'll start with that
and go from there.
511
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,958
- Yeah, we'll see.
- Yeah.
512
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:23,195
- Purple!
- Green.
513
00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:26,717
Thanks, Kelsey.
514
00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:48,817
- Mom?
- Hmm?
515
00:24:48,818 --> 00:24:50,625
I cleaned up.
516
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,661
Right. Supper. Ahh...
517
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:01,201
- You want me to throw something-
- I did it already.
518
00:25:04,201 --> 00:25:07,604
- You want some?
- No.
519
00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:08,771
You want a soda?
520
00:25:08,772 --> 00:25:11,206
- I... gotta go out.
- You just got home.
521
00:25:11,207 --> 00:25:13,611
Yeah, well, Momma'a
gotta have a life, okay?
522
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:18,047
Just 'cause she
had you don't mean...
523
00:25:18,048 --> 00:25:19,017
Just go to bed at ten.
524
00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:21,851
You hear me?
525
00:25:21,852 --> 00:25:24,153
You hear me, Kelsey?
526
00:25:24,154 --> 00:25:26,323
Well, see you in the morning.
527
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:27,980
Bye...
528
00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:53,317
<i>- Hello?
- Vince Ortega, CDCS for Wyatt Joelson,</i>
529
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,719
Sixth grade civics, Newberry.
530
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,253
Very funny, Vince.
How you doing?
531
00:25:57,254 --> 00:25:59,689
Ah, what's up, buddy.
I'm good.
532
00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:01,055
Just drowning in paperwork.
533
00:26:01,056 --> 00:26:02,827
You were smart to get out, man.
534
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:05,694
<i>Was I?
I'm drowning in homework.</i>
535
00:26:05,695 --> 00:26:06,728
What's going on?
536
00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:09,366
I caught a name,
should be up at your school.
537
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:12,067
- Who's the kid?
- Kelsey Patterson.
538
00:26:12,068 --> 00:26:14,803
Yeah, I got him in my
fifth period social studies.
539
00:26:14,804 --> 00:26:15,905
What's your take then?
540
00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:17,973
<i>Don't really have one.</i>
541
00:26:17,974 --> 00:26:21,310
He's quiet, he's an odd kid.
542
00:26:21,311 --> 00:26:24,114
He's new.
He doesn't have any friends.
543
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,381
<i>I honestly don't know
him that well.</i>
544
00:26:25,382 --> 00:26:26,315
<i>What's the complaint?</i>
545
00:26:26,316 --> 00:26:28,217
Just general neglect,
from the neighbor.
546
00:26:28,218 --> 00:26:29,117
<i>Do you want to do me a favor?</i>
547
00:26:29,118 --> 00:26:30,853
<i>I'd like to see my wife
this month.</i>
548
00:26:30,854 --> 00:26:32,254
<i>Will you go talk to the mother,</i>
549
00:26:32,255 --> 00:26:34,123
<i>if it looks bad,
call me and we'll pull him.</i>
550
00:26:34,124 --> 00:26:36,693
<i>- Okay?
- All right. What's the address?</i>
551
00:26:36,694 --> 00:26:38,995
<i>Lynette Patterson?</i>
552
00:26:38,996 --> 00:26:41,064
<i>Hello?</i>
553
00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:42,931
Anybody home?
554
00:26:42,932 --> 00:26:44,770
Alan, we have a visitor.
555
00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:47,804
Cop?
556
00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:49,439
<i>Hello? Is anybody home?</i>
557
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,241
Uh, we're not religious.
558
00:26:52,242 --> 00:26:53,248
It's not about that.
559
00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:00,182
- Hey.
- Hi.
560
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:01,083
Who did you say you were...?
561
00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:03,119
I'm just looking for
Lynette Patterson,
562
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,188
Kelsey's mom.
563
00:27:05,189 --> 00:27:09,258
Oh, no, wrong house.
They're over there, actually.
564
00:27:09,259 --> 00:27:10,295
There was a report made,
565
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:14,329
actually a complaint
filed by Melanie Manilow.
566
00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:15,364
Is she home?
567
00:27:15,365 --> 00:27:16,766
Oh.
568
00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:19,335
No. She's my sister,
569
00:27:19,336 --> 00:27:21,470
but she doesn't live here.
570
00:27:21,471 --> 00:27:26,142
Oh, because she filed a report
with Child Protective Services.
571
00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:28,044
Melanie's a little...
572
00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:29,880
Do you guys notice anything
573
00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:33,950
out of the ordinary?
Any neglect?
574
00:27:33,951 --> 00:27:36,853
- Well-
- I wouldn't say 'neglect',
575
00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:39,288
but I mean the mother
doesn't seem
576
00:27:39,289 --> 00:27:40,958
to give the kid much time.
577
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:44,259
Mel said there wasn't
any food over there.
578
00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:45,294
So your general impression
579
00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,362
is that this isn't
an abuse case,
580
00:27:47,363 --> 00:27:49,363
just that this women
shouldn't win
581
00:27:49,364 --> 00:27:51,335
any Mother-Of-The-Year
awards?
582
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,268
Definitely.
583
00:27:52,269 --> 00:27:55,171
I mean, we had it
rougher than he does.
584
00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:57,240
Alright, well thanks
for your time.
585
00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:58,775
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
586
00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:00,416
So what do you think
you're gonna do like,
587
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:02,177
what do you do now?
588
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:03,978
Do you guys call the police
or anything?
589
00:28:03,979 --> 00:28:07,482
No. I'll just have look around,
probably send a notice out.
590
00:28:07,483 --> 00:28:08,584
Cool. That's all?
591
00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:11,422
I mean, if I can I'd like to
spare him the system.
592
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:14,124
Getting processed is... well...
593
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,859
- It should be the last resort.
- Really?
594
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,994
Yeah, I mean if
this kid's being
595
00:28:18,995 --> 00:28:20,530
severely beaten or starved.
596
00:28:20,531 --> 00:28:21,530
No. Whoa!
597
00:28:21,531 --> 00:28:23,066
Then you process
598
00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:25,933
and the kid gets bounced
from one house to the next,
599
00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:28,036
and you hope the family is not
600
00:28:28,037 --> 00:28:29,539
just doing it for
the food stamps.
601
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,841
Shit! I had no idea.
602
00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:34,411
- Thanks for your time.
- Cool, yeah sure.
603
00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:35,348
Bye.
604
00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:40,082
What do you guys feel like?
605
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,249
How about the next time you send
606
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,953
any law enforcement agency
to the house,
607
00:28:43,954 --> 00:28:46,155
give us a heads up.
608
00:28:46,156 --> 00:28:47,790
What?
609
00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:50,160
Better yet, don't do it at all.
610
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,895
- Child services?
- Yeah.
611
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,829
So what happened?
612
00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,433
He left a note.
613
00:28:57,433 --> 00:28:59,501
- A note? That's it?
- Yeah.
614
00:28:59,502 --> 00:29:03,472
He said it looked okay to him.
615
00:29:03,473 --> 00:29:05,307
I don't believe that.
616
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:10,145
Look, maybe our shitty,
fucked up upbringings made us...
617
00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:14,255
You in particular, Mel -
susceptible to overreaction.
618
00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:19,383
Kelsey, you in there?
619
00:29:46,383 --> 00:29:48,918
- Oh...
- Can I help you?
620
00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:53,456
Hi, I was just looking
for my brother, Alan.
621
00:29:53,457 --> 00:29:55,624
In my windows?
In my house?
622
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,493
Sorry.
I should just go.
623
00:29:58,494 --> 00:30:03,266
They're not here,
I think they're working.
624
00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:04,634
I know it's not
any of my business,
625
00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:10,140
but I know how you
keep this place,
626
00:30:11,141 --> 00:30:14,544
keep Kelsey.
627
00:30:14,545 --> 00:30:17,512
And I've seen the
condition of the house.
628
00:30:17,513 --> 00:30:20,183
- It's unacceptable.
- You're right it's not your business.
629
00:30:20,184 --> 00:30:22,986
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
630
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,255
Because I've talked to Kelsey,
631
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:28,124
and I know what's going on here
632
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:32,996
and being out of work
is not an excuse.
633
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,564
Okay?
634
00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:35,269
Hey.
635
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:41,904
You buy that car on a
waitress salary? On tips?
636
00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:43,976
- No, it was a gift.
- Oh.
637
00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:47,047
I thought not.
638
00:30:50,047 --> 00:30:51,016
Okay...
639
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,599
You're a fucking bitch!
640
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:49,305
So, what kind of placement
are you looking for, Lynette?
641
00:31:49,306 --> 00:31:51,074
Um... anything really.
642
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,355
I just would love
to get to work.
643
00:31:53,009 --> 00:31:55,444
Okay. Your resume looks... fine.
644
00:31:55,445 --> 00:31:57,714
Do you have call
center experience?
645
00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:01,150
No, I don't.
But I like people.
646
00:32:01,151 --> 00:32:03,987
Mm-hmm.
Excel?
647
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,555
No.
648
00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:07,094
Filing?
649
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:13,296
Do you have any useful skills
for office work?
650
00:32:13,297 --> 00:32:18,034
Look just get me-
just fucking get me a job!
651
00:32:18,035 --> 00:32:21,537
I need a fucking job.
Just a job, okay. Whatever.
652
00:32:21,538 --> 00:32:23,072
I'll learn anything
653
00:32:23,073 --> 00:32:26,776
I drove here with nothing.
And don't you...
654
00:32:26,777 --> 00:32:30,579
Don't you sit there
with your fucking...
655
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,253
Fuck...
656
00:32:37,253 --> 00:32:39,626
Can you please help me?
657
00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:45,560
Hey guys.
658
00:32:45,561 --> 00:32:47,698
Here, my mom sent me
over with this.
659
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,297
Okay.
660
00:32:49,298 --> 00:32:51,433
So, what you doing?
661
00:32:51,434 --> 00:32:53,036
Chess.
662
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:54,170
You ever play?
663
00:32:54,171 --> 00:32:56,372
Sometimes with my Grandpa.
664
00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:59,642
That's cool.
Where's he live?
665
00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:02,178
Heaven.
666
00:33:02,179 --> 00:33:04,179
So you guys must
not be very good,
667
00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:05,715
the pieces are all mixed up.
668
00:33:05,716 --> 00:33:08,116
Whatever you say, Bobby Fisher.
669
00:33:08,117 --> 00:33:10,220
- You'll have to play sometime.
- That'll be fun.
670
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:14,190
But you'll have to come up
with something to bet. Right?
671
00:33:14,191 --> 00:33:15,790
I mean, no game
is all that much fun
672
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:17,258
without a little risk.
673
00:33:17,259 --> 00:33:18,729
You'll learn that
when you get older.
674
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:21,730
Oh, I got stuff to bet.
675
00:33:21,731 --> 00:33:24,067
Yeah, we don't need
any sodas, Kelsey.
676
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:26,068
I got Penthouses'.
677
00:33:26,069 --> 00:33:30,105
Yeah, seven of them.
You guys must have some too.
678
00:33:30,106 --> 00:33:33,209
Maybe we could like trade some.
679
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,143
- Wow...
- I've seen mine bunches of times.
680
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:39,680
We unfortunately have to
go light ourselves on fire.
681
00:33:39,681 --> 00:33:41,718
- What? What did I do?
- Nothing.
682
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:45,188
We just have to
get up early for work. So...
683
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,593
You mean stealing cars?
684
00:33:49,593 --> 00:33:52,494
All the cars in front of
the house all the time...
685
00:33:52,495 --> 00:33:53,761
That's what you do, huh?
686
00:33:53,762 --> 00:33:56,131
- It's complicated.
- Stealing cars?
687
00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:58,102
- Nope, actually it's not-
- Ben?!
688
00:33:58,103 --> 00:33:59,634
What? What?
689
00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:01,436
A ten year old
thinks we steal cars.
690
00:34:01,437 --> 00:34:03,404
- Hey, I'm twelve.
- Whatever.
691
00:34:03,405 --> 00:34:04,538
It's an easier explanation than
692
00:34:04,539 --> 00:34:06,777
my uncle owns
a used car dealership
693
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:10,812
in Torrance and he lends me
the cars to test them out.
694
00:34:10,813 --> 00:34:13,649
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
695
00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:15,384
Twellman and Sons.
696
00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:18,888
Autocircle Way right off
the Five in Torrance.
697
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:23,392
- My dad's brother.
- My dad has a new family...
698
00:34:23,393 --> 00:34:25,266
Doesn't want us anymore...
699
00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:31,635
You see, that's not fair.
700
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:34,604
So maybe tomorrow
we can play chess?
701
00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:36,339
Mm-hmm.
702
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,406
See ya, bud.
703
00:34:38,407 --> 00:34:40,542
Or...
704
00:34:40,543 --> 00:34:43,146
- We could trade Penthouses.
- La-la-la...
705
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:47,582
Okay. Whoo-yes...
706
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,417
Geez.
707
00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:50,773
Awesome!
708
00:35:10,773 --> 00:35:15,410
Hey Mark, it's... me.
709
00:35:15,411 --> 00:35:18,647
You know that though,
don't you...
710
00:35:18,648 --> 00:35:20,751
I'm sorry to call,
I'm just in a...
711
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,391
I'm in a spot.
712
00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:29,225
I'm looking for work,
713
00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:31,893
and I am this time, I am...
714
00:35:31,894 --> 00:35:36,265
I just wish that you could be
responsible for Kelsey.
715
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:38,335
Just for a little while.
Just till I get on my feet.
716
00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:40,903
Because I'm over my...
717
00:35:40,904 --> 00:35:43,945
And Sherry, Sherry you better
not delete this.
718
00:35:48,945 --> 00:35:52,333
Mark, you can't just take him?
I mean he's your son too!
719
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:44,817
Hello?
720
00:37:33,817 --> 00:37:35,088
- Is it broken?
- No.
721
00:37:38,088 --> 00:37:38,788
Hello?
722
00:37:42,659 --> 00:37:44,963
H-Hello.
723
00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:49,497
Can we help you?
724
00:37:49,498 --> 00:37:54,638
Ah... ah... sorry.
Just um... Nah, nothing...
725
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:57,938
- Did you need something?
- Yes...
726
00:37:57,939 --> 00:38:00,541
I was gonna ask if
I could borrow some eggs.
727
00:38:00,542 --> 00:38:02,913
But when I knocked the door
just came right open.
728
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:07,549
I didn't know if you were here,
so I just came on in.
729
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:10,721
Well, I'll leave you be.
I'll see y'all later.
730
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:13,355
Don't you want those eggs?
731
00:38:13,356 --> 00:38:14,957
Yes.
732
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:18,560
Sorry, thank you.
That'd be really nice.
733
00:38:18,561 --> 00:38:21,096
- How many?
- Two's fine.
734
00:38:21,097 --> 00:38:22,405
Thanks.
735
00:38:28,405 --> 00:38:31,107
Since you're here,
736
00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:34,846
the check for the
rent didn't clear.
737
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:36,846
Oh, thanks.
738
00:38:36,847 --> 00:38:41,683
The bank said that the account
had been closed.
739
00:38:41,684 --> 00:38:43,386
Oh... did...
740
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,988
Oh... oh.
741
00:38:46,989 --> 00:38:50,426
God, I wrote this
from my old account.
742
00:38:50,427 --> 00:38:53,129
With my husband.
743
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,997
My ex-husband.
744
00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:58,767
Ex...
745
00:38:58,768 --> 00:39:01,102
Sorry, I don't know
what I was...
746
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:03,872
- Old habits.
- Yeah.
747
00:39:03,873 --> 00:39:06,642
Um...
748
00:39:06,643 --> 00:39:09,412
Maybe there's...
749
00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:13,915
...another way we could...
750
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:17,787
...the three of us...
751
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:20,455
...come to an understanding.
752
00:39:20,456 --> 00:39:22,695
I think the check...
753
00:39:25,695 --> 00:39:28,497
Yeah. I have a check
in the house.
754
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:31,034
Just leave it in the mailbox,
whenever.
755
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,489
Sure.
756
00:39:52,489 --> 00:39:53,189
Night.
757
00:40:57,152 --> 00:40:58,746
Hey, Lynette.
758
00:41:23,746 --> 00:41:25,798
What is this?
759
00:41:42,798 --> 00:41:43,558
Oh my God, she's...
760
00:41:45,168 --> 00:41:45,868
Lynette!
761
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:47,713
Lynette!
762
00:41:56,713 --> 00:41:57,413
"Kelsey, there is
forty-six dollars
763
00:41:58,014 --> 00:41:59,248
in my purse in the kitchen.
764
00:41:59,249 --> 00:42:02,317
- Mommy had to..."
- Oh my God...
765
00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:03,953
Okay, okay...
766
00:42:03,954 --> 00:42:05,320
Wait. Wait-wait-wait...
767
00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:06,255
What, what, what?
768
00:42:06,256 --> 00:42:07,891
Get some gloves.
769
00:42:08,891 --> 00:42:12,694
- Why?
- The cops will send him to a group home.
770
00:42:12,695 --> 00:42:14,391
- Come on, Ben!
- Okay. Okay.
771
00:42:41,391 --> 00:42:43,292
About a month ago.
772
00:42:43,293 --> 00:42:44,660
Single.
773
00:42:44,661 --> 00:42:45,407
No family...
774
00:42:58,407 --> 00:42:59,841
Hey guys.
775
00:42:59,842 --> 00:43:01,343
Hey.
776
00:43:01,344 --> 00:43:03,878
- How'd you get me out of school?
- Easy.
777
00:43:03,879 --> 00:43:05,715
I said I was your uncle Alan.
778
00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:06,915
Awesome!
779
00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:09,151
You wanna go get some food?
780
00:43:09,152 --> 00:43:10,434
Sure, why not.
781
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:26,100
Hey.
782
00:43:26,101 --> 00:43:28,037
Hey Kelsey, what's up?
783
00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:29,304
They got me out of school.
784
00:43:29,305 --> 00:43:31,874
Oh. So I can see.
785
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,677
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Yeah...
786
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,276
Here, let's go sit.
787
00:43:35,277 --> 00:43:36,018
Right over there.
788
00:43:42,018 --> 00:43:43,887
I've never been here before.
789
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:48,924
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
We come here a lot.
790
00:43:48,925 --> 00:43:51,825
When you're not test driving
cars for your uncle?
791
00:43:51,826 --> 00:43:53,050
Huh? Oh yeah, yeah, right.
792
00:44:14,050 --> 00:44:15,353
Did you pick yet?
793
00:44:18,353 --> 00:44:20,822
You can have anything
you want, okay?
794
00:44:20,823 --> 00:44:22,092
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
795
00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:23,357
Wow.
796
00:44:23,358 --> 00:44:24,993
Thanks.
797
00:44:24,994 --> 00:44:30,933
Um... Please, I will have
the chocolate chip waffles.
798
00:44:31,934 --> 00:44:34,937
And fish sticks.
799
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:36,939
And...
800
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:39,107
...a Red Bull.
801
00:44:39,108 --> 00:44:40,150
Okay.
802
00:44:48,150 --> 00:44:50,518
- Is she okay?
- Yeah.
803
00:44:50,519 --> 00:44:52,057
Yeah, I think so.
804
00:44:55,057 --> 00:44:56,329
Kelsey, we uh...
805
00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:01,263
We have to...
806
00:45:01,264 --> 00:45:03,902
This isn't going to be...
807
00:45:05,902 --> 00:45:08,337
Okay, um...
808
00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:09,108
Okay.
809
00:45:12,108 --> 00:45:16,278
When I was about as old
as you are I lived on a farm.
810
00:45:16,279 --> 00:45:21,785
Outside of Fresno. My dad,
and brother, and Mom and I.
811
00:45:23,786 --> 00:45:26,321
When I was your age...
812
00:45:26,322 --> 00:45:28,524
My older brother, Ric,
813
00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:31,859
he was fourteen,
814
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:36,297
he fell off the barn.
815
00:45:36,298 --> 00:45:40,201
Our barn.
We were playing up there...
816
00:45:40,202 --> 00:45:44,205
And, um...
817
00:45:44,206 --> 00:45:48,209
He broke his back
in seven places.
818
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:52,080
Cracked his head...
819
00:45:52,081 --> 00:45:56,218
I mean... couldn't walk,
brain damage.
820
00:45:56,219 --> 00:45:59,187
And eventually...
821
00:45:59,188 --> 00:46:01,924
...he died.
822
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:06,460
And that was -
that was hard on me,
823
00:46:06,461 --> 00:46:10,198
it was hard on my dad...
824
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:14,236
No secret Ric was his favorite.
825
00:46:14,237 --> 00:46:18,339
And, um...
826
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:22,076
At that age... your age,
827
00:46:22,077 --> 00:46:23,544
like I was then...
828
00:46:23,545 --> 00:46:28,484
it's impossible not
to blame yourself.
829
00:46:30,485 --> 00:46:33,955
You know, find a
hundred different ways
830
00:46:33,956 --> 00:46:36,092
that you could have
shaped the day
831
00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:39,460
not to end up on that roof.
832
00:46:39,461 --> 00:46:43,198
Or even just...
833
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:48,203
Even just some reason that
this kind of terrible shit
834
00:46:48,204 --> 00:46:53,010
has to happen to people who are
835
00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:57,178
basically good.
I mean, a good person.
836
00:46:57,179 --> 00:47:01,049
You know?
Someone who was...
837
00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,151
trying...
838
00:47:03,152 --> 00:47:08,957
But we all get a...
839
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:11,627
We all get a bag of hammers.
840
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:15,430
You know what I mean?
Whether it's being poor,
841
00:47:15,431 --> 00:47:19,301
or catching cancer,
842
00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:21,203
divorce...
843
00:47:21,204 --> 00:47:23,538
Losing your brother...
844
00:47:23,539 --> 00:47:26,607
Losing your mother...
845
00:47:26,608 --> 00:47:30,678
You know what I mean, Kelsey?
It's...
846
00:47:30,679 --> 00:47:35,517
But the thing is, is what you do
with these hammers.
847
00:47:35,518 --> 00:47:37,386
When you get 'em...
848
00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:43,326
Because that shows you
what kind of a man you are.
849
00:47:44,327 --> 00:47:49,196
Even if you're not ready
to be one yet.
850
00:47:49,197 --> 00:47:51,500
So...
851
00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:55,102
This is gonna be hard to hear.
852
00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:58,306
Okay?
853
00:47:58,307 --> 00:47:59,179
Okay.
854
00:48:03,179 --> 00:48:05,556
Your mom died today.
855
00:48:14,556 --> 00:48:18,225
I'm sorry, man.
856
00:48:18,226 --> 00:48:20,221
I'm really sorry about that.
857
00:49:52,221 --> 00:49:54,055
What's up?
858
00:49:54,056 --> 00:49:56,524
So...
859
00:49:56,525 --> 00:49:58,759
What do you want to do now?
860
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,629
Just let him sleep, man.
861
00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:02,096
He's had a rough day.
862
00:50:02,097 --> 00:50:04,198
Fine, but...
863
00:50:04,199 --> 00:50:06,401
What do you wanna...
864
00:50:06,402 --> 00:50:07,768
you know,
865
00:50:07,769 --> 00:50:12,441
when are we gonna
get him situated?
866
00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:15,276
Oh. Um...
867
00:50:15,277 --> 00:50:18,279
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
868
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,550
Tomorrow we'll
pick him up a mattress
869
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,317
or a sofa bed,
or futon-
870
00:50:22,318 --> 00:50:26,855
Whoa, won't the
foster-whatever have a...
871
00:50:26,856 --> 00:50:29,525
Dude, they're not gonna
buy us a mattress.
872
00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:32,259
- 'Us?'
- Kelsey.
873
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:35,629
- No-
- Besides, if we tell them we have him,
874
00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:38,367
obviously they're going
to take him away.
875
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:41,875
Well, we're not gonna keep him.
876
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,776
Dude, that...
877
00:50:47,777 --> 00:50:48,575
That wasn't the plan.
878
00:50:48,576 --> 00:50:49,644
You're not like
all of a sudden...
879
00:50:49,645 --> 00:50:52,380
What did you think we hid
him from the cops for?
880
00:50:52,381 --> 00:50:55,116
I dunno. Keep him
out of a group home?
881
00:50:55,117 --> 00:50:58,787
I think it's time to,
you know, step up.
882
00:50:58,788 --> 00:51:03,125
And I think this happened
to us for a reason.
883
00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:05,628
- We can't even keep fish!
- Ben, you're spiraling.
884
00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:07,662
What about his real father?
885
00:51:07,663 --> 00:51:09,263
I mean, he must have...
886
00:51:09,264 --> 00:51:12,333
Yeah of course, sure,
but no, he's not involved.
887
00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:13,269
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
888
00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:16,671
At least he's blood,
better than nothing.
889
00:51:16,672 --> 00:51:19,507
- We're not 'nothing.'
- Well, I know when the novelty wears off
890
00:51:19,508 --> 00:51:21,577
- and you ditch this kid, that's forever.
- No.
891
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:24,346
His father isn't your father.
892
00:51:24,347 --> 00:51:25,714
That's nice.
893
00:51:25,715 --> 00:51:26,581
The last thing the kid needs
894
00:51:26,582 --> 00:51:28,583
is to be gotten rid of
one more time
895
00:51:28,584 --> 00:51:31,720
so let's just find out
where his dad is
896
00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:33,288
and take him there.
897
00:51:33,289 --> 00:51:34,791
<i>I can't go to my dad!</i>
898
00:51:36,791 --> 00:51:38,426
I don't even know him.
899
00:51:38,427 --> 00:51:40,628
How long have you
been standing there?
900
00:51:40,629 --> 00:51:42,729
I haven't seen him
since I was little.
901
00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:44,867
He doesn't want me.
That's what he said.
902
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:47,301
- Kelsey-
- No, I won't go!
903
00:51:47,302 --> 00:51:49,604
What if you had to go?
904
00:51:49,605 --> 00:51:52,239
I'd run away.
905
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:54,342
That's harder than
it sounds, bud.
906
00:51:54,343 --> 00:51:56,678
Trust me, I know.
907
00:51:56,679 --> 00:51:58,880
I'd start stealing cars,
like you two.
908
00:51:58,881 --> 00:52:01,616
I don't know. Okay?
909
00:52:01,617 --> 00:52:04,451
Don't make me go.
910
00:52:04,452 --> 00:52:05,489
Okay?
911
00:52:07,489 --> 00:52:08,360
Don't make me go.
912
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,400
Promise?
913
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,899
Okay.
914
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:21,203
Promise.
915
00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:22,947
Go back to bed, okay.
916
00:52:31,947 --> 00:52:33,848
Ben?
917
00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:35,450
Ben...
918
00:52:35,451 --> 00:52:37,318
- Ben-
- You just promised him he could stay.
919
00:52:37,319 --> 00:52:39,920
- Did you see his face?
- He's twelve. He'll get over it.
920
00:52:39,921 --> 00:52:42,224
- How can you say that?
- We steal shit.
921
00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:45,526
We do what we want.
We do not raise children.
922
00:52:45,527 --> 00:52:47,262
That is not what
we set out to do.
923
00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:49,430
He has no one.
924
00:52:49,431 --> 00:52:50,539
We had each other.
925
00:52:56,539 --> 00:52:57,411
Him or me?
926
00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:03,778
I decided.
927
00:53:03,779 --> 00:53:05,480
Well, fuck you!
928
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,582
- Ben.
- Hi, Marty.
929
00:53:40,583 --> 00:53:41,414
You look perturbed.
930
00:53:41,415 --> 00:53:43,385
What the fuck's
the matter with you?
931
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:48,422
I just... I need
a place to sleep.
932
00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:51,660
Take the Camry, in the garage.
933
00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:54,395
What's going on?
934
00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:55,997
Where's Alan?
935
00:53:55,998 --> 00:53:58,033
We had a fight.
936
00:53:58,034 --> 00:53:59,033
Ah.
937
00:53:59,034 --> 00:54:02,037
Alan wants to keep Kelsey.
938
00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:04,305
For a sleepover?
939
00:54:04,306 --> 00:54:05,607
What? No!
940
00:54:05,608 --> 00:54:08,010
The mother punched her
own ticket and now...
941
00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:09,710
- No shit.
- Yeah.
942
00:54:09,911 --> 00:54:11,445
And now Alan just
wants to just change
943
00:54:11,446 --> 00:54:12,527
our whole fucking situation
944
00:54:13,014 --> 00:54:14,716
so I was like 'no.'
945
00:54:14,717 --> 00:54:18,419
- No fucking way. No.
- No, no. Ben, listen...
946
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:19,653
I'm no psychologist.
947
00:54:19,654 --> 00:54:22,488
Relationships?
Never been my strong point.
948
00:54:22,489 --> 00:54:23,958
Look at you two.
You're lucky.
949
00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:25,660
Out here ten years -
950
00:54:25,661 --> 00:54:27,328
nothing but each other.
951
00:54:27,329 --> 00:54:29,930
You and Alan together...
952
00:54:29,931 --> 00:54:30,966
So?
953
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:34,502
So you're worthless to me
without each other.
954
00:54:34,503 --> 00:54:37,378
Because you won't make a dime.
955
00:54:42,378 --> 00:54:44,659
Thanks for the...
956
00:54:57,659 --> 00:54:59,496
Jesus, Marty!
957
00:55:00,496 --> 00:55:06,368
<i>d And the swell of my sea
is the call of all being</i>
958
00:55:06,369 --> 00:55:09,537
<i>d And the sun brings me through</i>
959
00:55:09,538 --> 00:55:12,906
<i>d And the moon draws the waves</i>
960
00:55:12,907 --> 00:55:18,781
<i>d and the pull of my heart
to the stars I keep seeing</i>
961
00:55:19,782 --> 00:55:25,654
<i>d I am light I am dark
I am no more afraid</i>
962
00:55:26,655 --> 00:55:30,058
<i>d We are off for all time</i>
963
00:55:30,059 --> 00:55:33,560
<i>d We are off as still feeling</i>
964
00:55:33,561 --> 00:55:37,568
<i>d Praise the Lord we are one...</i>
965
00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:41,170
Oh my god. I am so sorry.
I completely didn't see you.
966
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,604
Oh, me neither.
967
00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,537
Oh that's my crystal decanter
968
00:55:44,538 --> 00:55:46,874
for my father's
sixty-fifth birthday.
969
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:47,742
Did I tell you about my son?
970
00:55:47,743 --> 00:55:49,543
I wanted him to go
to dental school,
971
00:55:49,544 --> 00:55:51,478
but no, he wants to
study photography.
972
00:55:51,479 --> 00:55:52,545
That's my curse.
973
00:55:52,546 --> 00:55:54,648
- and I said to him-
- What am I supposed to do?
974
00:55:54,649 --> 00:55:56,751
This was like four
hundred dollars!
975
00:55:56,752 --> 00:55:58,447
Where's the receipt?
976
00:56:25,447 --> 00:56:28,183
- What the fuck?!
- Hey...
977
00:56:28,184 --> 00:56:30,989
- Hey.
- I didn't see you.
978
00:56:33,989 --> 00:56:36,925
Out of curiosity,
how much did you take today?
979
00:56:36,926 --> 00:56:40,160
About a hundred.
980
00:56:40,161 --> 00:56:41,930
- A hundred?
- Yep.
981
00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:44,466
Dollars?
982
00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:48,069
Stealing Girl Scout cookies?
Giving sperm?
983
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:48,770
Maybe if you grew up to
984
00:56:48,871 --> 00:56:52,210
man sized crimes
instead of pranks.
985
00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:56,614
No? Is it too much?
986
00:56:59,614 --> 00:57:00,447
Fucking amateur hour.
987
00:57:00,448 --> 00:57:02,588
I told you you'd be
worthless solo.
988
00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:08,723
What's wrong?
989
00:57:08,724 --> 00:57:09,559
Ben left.
990
00:57:11,559 --> 00:57:12,829
What?
991
00:57:13,829 --> 00:57:16,964
He won't stay if I keep Kelsey.
992
00:57:16,965 --> 00:57:20,100
I'm not just gonna put
him into foster care,
993
00:57:20,101 --> 00:57:22,101
I'm not gonna get rid of him.
He's staying with me.
994
00:57:23,005 --> 00:57:24,840
What are you
talking about? Alan...?
995
00:57:24,841 --> 00:57:28,243
It's fine, it's cool.
No one knows, Melanie.
996
00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:29,976
We hide everything
from the police...
997
00:57:29,977 --> 00:57:32,047
What do you mean you hid
everything from the police?
998
00:57:32,048 --> 00:57:33,046
Are you crazy?
999
00:57:33,047 --> 00:57:35,682
This is the stupidest
thing I have ever heard!
1000
00:57:35,683 --> 00:57:36,782
What is your problem?
1001
00:57:36,783 --> 00:57:38,619
I am helping this kid,
that's wrong?
1002
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:40,221
- Even if that were true...
- It is true!
1003
00:57:41,023 --> 00:57:42,722
You don't know
how to do anything
1004
00:57:42,723 --> 00:57:44,557
except walk out on people.
1005
00:57:44,558 --> 00:57:47,226
- I'm not going to do that to him.
- Well you did it to me.
1006
00:57:49,297 --> 00:57:52,532
- Mel, I had to get out.
- You took Ben. Not me.
1007
00:57:52,533 --> 00:57:54,267
Who got hit when you left?
1008
00:57:54,268 --> 00:57:56,204
- That's not my fault.
- Of course it's not your fault.
1009
00:57:56,205 --> 00:57:57,684
Nothing's your fault.
1010
00:58:08,684 --> 00:58:09,920
Are you mad at me?
1011
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:12,620
No.
1012
00:58:16,224 --> 00:58:17,329
Why not?
1013
00:58:20,329 --> 00:58:23,336
- Why would I be mad at you?
- Where did Ben go?
1014
00:58:28,336 --> 00:58:29,708
Is he coming back?
1015
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:33,744
I don't know.
1016
00:58:36,744 --> 00:58:38,184
Can I stay?
1017
00:58:43,184 --> 00:58:44,255
Yep.
1018
00:58:47,255 --> 00:58:48,306
Cool.
1019
00:59:05,306 --> 00:59:08,209
Yo' man,
can I get a smoke from ya?
1020
00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:09,190
Ah...
1021
00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:23,663
Do I look like a father to you?
1022
00:59:27,663 --> 00:59:29,402
Do I look like
I should be a father?
1023
00:59:34,402 --> 00:59:36,913
I don't know.
1024
00:59:44,913 --> 00:59:46,130
Forget it.
1025
01:00:01,130 --> 01:00:02,172
Thank you.
1026
01:00:10,172 --> 01:00:11,465
Can I...
1027
01:00:36,465 --> 01:00:38,342
God bless you, friend.
1028
01:00:48,342 --> 01:00:51,412
I'm gonna go to bed.
1029
01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:52,182
Good night.
1030
01:00:54,182 --> 01:00:55,393
Good night.
1031
01:01:38,393 --> 01:01:40,828
What are you doing?
1032
01:01:40,829 --> 01:01:41,529
Nothing.
1033
01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,807
Where you been?
1034
01:01:52,807 --> 01:01:56,310
You can't... you can't do that.
1035
01:01:56,311 --> 01:01:58,812
Don't do that.
1036
01:01:58,813 --> 01:02:00,215
Don't fucking walk on me, man.
1037
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:04,551
So we're... we're gonna do this?
1038
01:02:04,552 --> 01:02:06,021
We're gonna raise
this little boy?
1039
01:02:07,021 --> 01:02:08,522
And feed it?
1040
01:02:08,523 --> 01:02:14,431
And stop him from crying,
and bleeding, and do homework?
1041
01:02:18,432 --> 01:02:20,438
And love him?
1042
01:02:24,438 --> 01:02:26,908
Why?
1043
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,014
You know why.
1044
01:02:33,014 --> 01:02:37,584
What if we can't protect him?
1045
01:02:37,585 --> 01:02:42,156
I mean, what if he gets hurt?
What if we hurt him?
1046
01:02:42,157 --> 01:02:44,936
You know?
We can't do that...
1047
01:02:54,936 --> 01:02:57,104
Sorry...
1048
01:02:57,105 --> 01:02:59,239
It's alright.
1049
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,241
You smell horrible...
1050
01:03:01,242 --> 01:03:04,477
You smell like bum piss.
1051
01:03:04,478 --> 01:03:07,214
Well, I did hug
a homeless person...
1052
01:03:07,215 --> 01:03:09,984
A woman.
1053
01:03:09,985 --> 01:03:13,053
She was very sad.
1054
01:03:13,054 --> 01:03:15,589
She looked like,
she needed a hug.
1055
01:03:15,590 --> 01:03:16,290
I gave...
1056
01:03:17,025 --> 01:03:20,393
You don't hug anyone,
and you hug a hobo?
1057
01:03:20,394 --> 01:03:22,867
Yeah. First I gave
her all my money.
1058
01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,533
Good for you.
1059
01:03:26,534 --> 01:03:28,871
But... she liked
the hug better I think.
1060
01:03:28,872 --> 01:03:30,872
Where's Kelsey?
1061
01:03:30,873 --> 01:03:32,007
He's asleep.
1062
01:03:33,007 --> 01:03:36,880
- Well, shall I go talk to him?
- Yeah, sure.
1063
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:42,886
<i>d Everybody in this
place is dreaming</i>
1064
01:03:45,887 --> 01:03:50,995
<i>d It's been that way forever</i>
1065
01:03:53,996 --> 01:03:57,665
<i>d They're all gonna
wake up soon</i>
1066
01:03:57,666 --> 01:04:03,279
<i>d They're all be hell
for leather</i>
1067
01:04:10,279 --> 01:04:15,486
<i>d Up the smoky walls
of yesterday</i>
1068
01:04:18,487 --> 01:04:24,294
<i>d And the dusty prince
of last year</i>
1069
01:04:27,295 --> 01:04:31,064
<i>d And nicotine
burning sycophants</i>
1070
01:04:31,065 --> 01:04:36,344
<i>d And the glowing mould of fear</i>
1071
01:04:43,344 --> 01:04:47,614
<i>d Blow me home</i>
1072
01:04:47,615 --> 01:04:51,019
<i>d Blow me home, blow me home</i>
1073
01:04:52,019 --> 01:04:57,091
<i>d Take me in hold me close</i>
1074
01:04:58,092 --> 01:05:00,361
<i>d Blow me home</i>
1075
01:05:00,362 --> 01:05:06,236
<i>d We're aware of perspective
to not be rejected</i>
1076
01:05:09,237 --> 01:05:11,372
<i>d Blow me home</i>
1077
01:05:11,373 --> 01:05:14,642
<i>d Blow me home,
blow me home tonight</i>
1078
01:05:14,643 --> 01:05:17,111
You want some tea?
1079
01:05:17,112 --> 01:05:19,647
I don't like it.
1080
01:05:19,648 --> 01:05:23,551
Tea is for civilized people.
1081
01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:27,687
People drink tea
in centers of learning.
1082
01:05:27,688 --> 01:05:29,193
I've never had it before.
1083
01:05:32,193 --> 01:05:34,595
Well...
1084
01:05:34,596 --> 01:05:36,629
You're gonna have to learn.
1085
01:05:36,630 --> 01:05:38,031
Why?
1086
01:05:38,032 --> 01:05:41,067
Here. Take it.
1087
01:05:41,068 --> 01:05:42,669
Careful.
1088
01:05:42,670 --> 01:05:46,306
Just... drink it.
1089
01:05:46,307 --> 01:05:47,413
Okay...
1090
01:05:51,413 --> 01:05:52,711
- Mm-mm.
- I don't believe you. Yeah right.
1091
01:05:52,712 --> 01:05:53,432
- Mm-mm.
- Come on.
1092
01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:55,416
- You like it a little bit.
- Mm-mm.
1093
01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:59,352
Kelsey! Kelsey!
1094
01:05:59,353 --> 01:06:01,154
Let's go!
1095
01:06:01,155 --> 01:06:02,425
Let's go.
1096
01:06:04,425 --> 01:06:05,726
What are you driving?
1097
01:06:05,727 --> 01:06:06,794
What?
1098
01:06:06,795 --> 01:06:09,595
Geez. I'm gonna get my ass
kicked if someone sees.
1099
01:06:09,596 --> 01:06:11,296
Just get in.
And don't say "ass".
1100
01:06:11,297 --> 01:06:12,664
Come on,
it's all we could find.
1101
01:06:12,665 --> 01:06:15,237
We gotta get you
to the doctor's by four.
1102
01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:16,404
Doctor's?
1103
01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:17,704
That's right.
You need some shots.
1104
01:06:17,705 --> 01:06:19,742
Yeah, so you don't
bring home diseases.
1105
01:06:20,742 --> 01:06:22,575
- Just kidding!
- We're going to Splash World!
1106
01:06:22,576 --> 01:06:24,146
We faked you out so hard!
1107
01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:25,446
Look at your face.
1108
01:06:25,447 --> 01:06:29,450
- That was awesome!
- Yes!
1109
01:06:29,451 --> 01:06:31,352
You smell like throw-up.
1110
01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,486
My shoe smells like
throw-up.
1111
01:06:33,487 --> 01:06:36,088
- Hello.
- Hey, how's it going, Kelsey?
1112
01:06:36,089 --> 01:06:37,724
Good. We went to
Splash Mountain.
1113
01:06:37,725 --> 01:06:40,529
- We had a very educational field trip today.
- Yep.
1114
01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:42,229
- Oh, you did?
- Yep.
1115
01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:45,764
And we learned that Splash
Mountain makes Alan puke!
1116
01:06:45,765 --> 01:06:48,068
- Kelsey, thank you...
- Yes we did, it's a beautiful thing.
1117
01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:50,436
Kelsey, you wanna go see how
Jorge makes the waffles?
1118
01:06:50,437 --> 01:06:51,237
- Sure.
- Hey, cool.
1119
01:06:51,238 --> 01:06:53,273
- Deal. Whaddya say?
- Thank you.
1120
01:06:53,274 --> 01:06:54,746
<i>- Hey, boys.
- Hey, Jorge.</i>
1121
01:06:57,746 --> 01:06:59,481
<i>Hi, Jorge.</i>
1122
01:07:00,481 --> 01:07:02,349
Just what in the fuck
are you doing?
1123
01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:05,486
Mel, we're doing this.
1124
01:07:05,487 --> 01:07:07,421
Okay? So...
1125
01:07:07,422 --> 01:07:08,854
What you're doing is selfish.
1126
01:07:08,855 --> 01:07:10,791
This wont fix you,
wont help anything.
1127
01:07:10,792 --> 01:07:12,759
It wont erase anything.
1128
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,626
You'll just fuck up
everyone involved.
1129
01:07:14,627 --> 01:07:16,795
Can I get a cup
of coffee, please?
1130
01:07:16,796 --> 01:07:18,432
- Thanks.
- If you do this...
1131
01:07:18,433 --> 01:07:22,870
You will hurt him so bad...
1132
01:07:22,871 --> 01:07:24,806
You'll make him just like you.
1133
01:07:24,807 --> 01:07:27,341
Alright, that's enough.
1134
01:07:27,342 --> 01:07:28,741
Kelsey. We're going.
1135
01:07:28,742 --> 01:07:29,711
<i>Why?</i>
1136
01:08:03,711 --> 01:08:05,846
Come on, guys.
1137
01:08:05,847 --> 01:08:07,418
- Slow pokes.
- We're coming.
1138
01:08:10,418 --> 01:08:11,583
You got my shirt
and everything?
1139
01:08:11,584 --> 01:08:13,253
Oh yeah.
The shirt is cool.
1140
01:08:13,254 --> 01:08:14,489
Kelsey, get in the car.
1141
01:08:14,490 --> 01:08:16,624
What? Why?
1142
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:18,926
- Hey wait, you can't take him!
- What are you doing, man!
1143
01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:20,426
Watch me.
1144
01:08:20,427 --> 01:08:21,827
- Kelsey!
- What are you doing?!
1145
01:08:21,828 --> 01:08:23,396
Hey! You've got no right!
1146
01:08:23,397 --> 01:08:25,831
Right? Kidnapping a little boy?
Is that a right?
1147
01:08:25,832 --> 01:08:27,866
- No, we're not he...
- Back off!
1148
01:08:27,867 --> 01:08:29,669
He has no one.
He has no extended family,
1149
01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:31,470
no father.
We're all he's got!
1150
01:08:31,471 --> 01:08:32,339
A mother dies,
1151
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:33,406
and you thought
you could just take him?
1152
01:08:33,407 --> 01:08:35,474
That no one would notice?
That no one would care?
1153
01:08:35,475 --> 01:08:37,410
- No. All we've done is take care of Kelsey.
- Save it.
1154
01:08:37,411 --> 01:08:39,611
- I'm taking him to the police.
- Don't do that man.
1155
01:08:39,612 --> 01:08:41,621
- Hold on!
- Please, don't take him!
1156
01:08:46,621 --> 01:08:48,488
They got me a sofa bed.
1157
01:08:48,489 --> 01:08:51,558
We went and tested them out.
I got to pick which one.
1158
01:08:51,559 --> 01:08:52,925
And they didn't even care.
1159
01:08:52,926 --> 01:08:55,260
- And Alan says soon we're gonna
move into the front house... - Kelsey.
1160
01:08:55,261 --> 01:08:56,795
so I can have my own room.
1161
01:08:56,796 --> 01:08:59,264
Look, that's all fine
but it's not...
1162
01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:01,603
- It's not a mother...
- She hated me!
1163
01:09:01,604 --> 01:09:03,504
I'm sure that isn't true.
1164
01:09:03,505 --> 01:09:05,372
Listen, you guys had
a very difficult time
1165
01:09:05,373 --> 01:09:06,773
with the hurricane.
1166
01:09:06,774 --> 01:09:09,944
- When an act of God like that happens...
- I'm not from there.
1167
01:09:09,945 --> 01:09:10,944
What?
1168
01:09:10,945 --> 01:09:13,480
She made me say that we
were from New Orleans,
1169
01:09:13,481 --> 01:09:15,923
so people would treat us nicer.
1170
01:09:22,923 --> 01:09:24,824
Look, you may not
understand this,
1171
01:09:24,825 --> 01:09:27,229
but this is the best
thing for you, okay.
1172
01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:28,661
They wanted me.
1173
01:09:28,662 --> 01:09:29,831
They couldn't take
care of you, Kelsey.
1174
01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:33,701
No one has ever
wanted me before.
1175
01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:34,462
But they wanted me!
1176
01:09:35,002 --> 01:09:37,411
- It's not enough.
- Yes, it is!
1177
01:09:43,411 --> 01:09:44,681
It could have been.
1178
01:09:47,681 --> 01:09:49,781
Get on it, Kels!
Get on it, Kels!
1179
01:09:49,782 --> 01:09:52,063
- Alright, come on, Kelsey.
- Get on it, Kels. Top corner!
1180
01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:57,436
- Top three, yes.
- Top three.
1181
01:10:09,436 --> 01:10:13,511
See how my sword weeps
for the poor Kings death.
1182
01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:17,710
- Yes.
- Excellent.
1183
01:10:17,711 --> 01:10:19,387
Very adult coloring here.
1184
01:10:26,387 --> 01:10:28,467
- Where you going?
- Just out. None of your business.
1185
01:10:37,064 --> 01:10:38,563
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about!
1186
01:10:38,564 --> 01:10:39,397
What am I talking about?
1187
01:10:39,398 --> 01:10:41,770
It's not my fucking
fault, it's you.
1188
01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:42,471
Fuck!
1189
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:53,583
Blue.
1190
01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:58,752
That's so easy,
it's right there.
1191
01:10:58,753 --> 01:11:00,023
You total idiot.
1192
01:11:02,023 --> 01:11:03,456
Sorry for your loss.
1193
01:11:03,457 --> 01:11:04,859
Condolences.
1194
01:11:05,859 --> 01:11:07,794
Head on the hood.
Spread your legs.
1195
01:11:07,795 --> 01:11:09,565
Do not resist me.
Do not resist me.
1196
01:11:11,565 --> 01:11:13,735
There he is.
1197
01:11:14,735 --> 01:11:15,474
Yes!
1198
01:11:19,474 --> 01:11:20,574
Welcome out.
Freedom!
1199
01:11:20,575 --> 01:11:23,645
You guys have to
stop stealing cars.
1200
01:11:24,645 --> 01:11:25,978
Kelsey!
1201
01:11:25,979 --> 01:11:26,946
- Come on.
- Yeah.
1202
01:11:26,947 --> 01:11:27,916
...six, seven, eight...
1203
01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,917
Welcome to Wiggles,
the Wiggles Waffles...
1204
01:11:30,918 --> 01:11:32,787
Can you make your hips go back?
1205
01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:34,787
And I'm a professional!
1206
01:11:34,788 --> 01:11:35,987
We just need some hotdogs.
1207
01:11:35,988 --> 01:11:36,828
What's up, buddy?
1208
01:11:40,828 --> 01:11:42,876
Yea.
1209
01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:28,712
Kelsey?
1210
01:12:31,712 --> 01:12:32,649
Kelsey?
1211
01:12:34,649 --> 01:12:39,621
The group home was okay?
1212
01:12:41,422 --> 01:12:45,158
At least the water's hot.
1213
01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:47,094
I'm sorry, Kelsey.
1214
01:12:47,095 --> 01:12:49,996
It's our job, my job actually,
1215
01:12:49,997 --> 01:12:50,865
to protect you,
1216
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:53,500
kids like you
from people like that.
1217
01:12:53,501 --> 01:12:56,903
It's no excuse,
obviously, but...
1218
01:12:56,904 --> 01:12:58,906
Sometimes, you know...
1219
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:02,910
Sometimes we just can't
get there soon enough.
1220
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:05,645
Hey,
1221
01:13:05,646 --> 01:13:10,483
I promise I'm gonna be around
1222
01:13:10,484 --> 01:13:13,620
a lot more from now on.
1223
01:13:13,621 --> 01:13:16,756
Okay?
1224
01:13:16,757 --> 01:13:17,624
We're gonna find you a family
1225
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:19,661
that you can stay
with for a while.
1226
01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:22,595
Become an adoptive
family maybe.
1227
01:13:22,596 --> 01:13:23,663
We'll see.
1228
01:13:23,664 --> 01:13:26,532
But...
1229
01:13:26,533 --> 01:13:30,636
Nothing bad is gonna happen
to you anymore.
1230
01:13:30,637 --> 01:13:33,840
Alright?
1231
01:13:33,841 --> 01:13:39,145
With the new people can
I have my own room?
1232
01:13:39,146 --> 01:13:41,019
We'll see what we can do.
1233
01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:46,073
You wanna go meet them?
1234
01:14:06,073 --> 01:14:08,075
<i>d There's a busy infidel</i>
1235
01:14:08,076 --> 01:14:10,544
<i>d She crept about the palace</i>
1236
01:14:10,545 --> 01:14:12,612
<i>d And we had poor defense</i>
1237
01:14:12,613 --> 01:14:14,781
<i>d And she had little malice</i>
1238
01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:16,916
<i>d A gentle touch put here</i>
1239
01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:18,020
<i>d A saddened hurt embrace</i>
1240
01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:21,054
<i>d I wouldn't kiss enough</i>
1241
01:14:21,055 --> 01:14:22,923
<i>d To put them in their place</i>
1242
01:14:22,924 --> 01:14:25,559
<i>d So where my father went</i>
1243
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,961
<i>d Is not now common knowledge...</i>
1244
01:14:28,962 --> 01:14:30,730
Alright.
1245
01:14:30,731 --> 01:14:32,099
Here we go.
1246
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,733
- You got your toothbrush?
- Yeah dad, I've got it.
1247
01:14:34,734 --> 01:14:37,736
You got the map of the school,
so you don't get lost.
1248
01:14:37,737 --> 01:14:39,137
You guys need to chill out.
Be cool.
1249
01:14:40,007 --> 01:14:42,608
- I will be fine.
- It is cool.
1250
01:14:42,609 --> 01:14:44,309
And, I just want you to know,
1251
01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:46,545
we're gonna be
around if you need...
1252
01:14:46,546 --> 01:14:48,949
It's only an hour drive.
I promise to visit.
1253
01:14:48,950 --> 01:14:50,183
- Right.
- Cool.
1254
01:14:50,184 --> 01:14:52,953
- He promises to come visit.
- Good. Good.
1255
01:14:52,954 --> 01:14:54,720
Son, I'm so proud of you.
1256
01:14:54,721 --> 01:14:55,627
Thank you.
1257
01:14:59,627 --> 01:15:00,994
Alright, you guys
need to get out of here.
1258
01:15:00,995 --> 01:15:03,930
Alright. Don't forget
your six string now.
1259
01:15:03,931 --> 01:15:05,068
Express yourself, bud.
1260
01:15:07,068 --> 01:15:09,169
I'm Kelsey Manilow-Dwellman.
1261
01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:11,573
I think I'm in room 322-B.
1262
01:15:12,573 --> 01:15:14,808
It's alright.
1263
01:15:14,809 --> 01:15:16,279
- Let's go.
- I'm not ready yet.
1264
01:15:18,279 --> 01:15:20,681
Alright, you guys
need to get out of here cuz...
1265
01:15:20,682 --> 01:15:23,183
Okay.
See you in four years.
1266
01:15:23,184 --> 01:15:25,084
- I love you, son.
- See you, bud.
1267
01:15:25,085 --> 01:15:25,785
Okay.
1268
01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:28,872
Wow, we did it!
1269
01:15:45,872 --> 01:15:47,874
<i>d All the fruit turned red</i>
1270
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,943
<i>d Some of them still green</i>
1271
01:15:49,944 --> 01:15:54,113
<i>d But never will you see one
that's stuck and in between</i>
1272
01:15:54,114 --> 01:15:58,319
<i>d As all came from a garden
where the wind has died down low</i>
1273
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:02,788
<i>d And there my father went
to help the green fruit grow</i>
1274
01:16:02,789 --> 01:16:05,992
<i>d He tends them with a smile</i>
1275
01:16:05,993 --> 01:16:08,265
<i>d His fingers stroke the leaves</i>
1276
01:16:11,265 --> 01:16:14,734
<i>d He'll never leave the garden</i>
1277
01:16:14,735 --> 01:16:16,511
<i>d It's all that I believe</i>
1278
01:18:04,511 --> 01:18:06,479
Hey, Marty.
1279
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,782
This is it...
1280
01:18:08,783 --> 01:18:09,850
What can I get ya?
1281
01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:11,453
A side of you.
1282
01:18:13,453 --> 01:18:15,087
I knew you'd be happy.
1283
01:18:15,088 --> 01:18:17,124
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
1284
01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,759
Oh Marty, no. No...
1285
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:21,894
But I can give you, you know...
1286
01:18:21,895 --> 01:18:23,196
A lots...
1287
01:18:23,197 --> 01:18:26,233
I am... sure.
You're a great guy,
1288
01:18:26,234 --> 01:18:28,534
- and I think you're...
- You touched me...
1289
01:18:28,535 --> 01:18:29,735
It's not gonna happen again,
1290
01:18:29,736 --> 01:18:32,303
and there is someone out there
who will want to touch you
1291
01:18:32,304 --> 01:18:34,465
- but I don't.
- You only know seventy percent of me...
1292
01:18:37,411 --> 01:18:40,279
- Try for his wallet, Kelsey.
- Kelsey!
1293
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,982
What are you doing?!
1294
01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:44,282
- I am so sorry...
- Apologize to this man.
1295
01:18:44,283 --> 01:18:46,418
I can't believe this.
I am so sorry.
1296
01:18:46,419 --> 01:18:48,456
No matter what we try
he just keeps on stealing!
1297
01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:50,895
You are gonna be
punished, mister!
1298
01:18:54,895 --> 01:18:58,099
Hundreds of kittens and puppies
being put down every week.
1299
01:18:58,100 --> 01:18:59,866
Hundreds of kittens...?
1300
01:18:59,867 --> 01:19:01,166
- A week.
- No, I'm sorry.
1301
01:19:01,167 --> 01:19:03,335
A small donation
could mean salvation
1302
01:19:03,336 --> 01:19:05,905
to many of these defenseless
kittens and puppies.
1303
01:19:05,906 --> 01:19:07,406
Hundreds of kittens... Lord...
1304
01:19:07,407 --> 01:19:09,508
So many people have been
so mean to me out here today.
1305
01:19:09,509 --> 01:19:10,942
I noticed you
donated to that guy
1306
01:19:10,943 --> 01:19:12,410
from the animal shelter.
1307
01:19:12,411 --> 01:19:14,282
And I... I don't know
if my conscience
1308
01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:16,349
could rest saving dogs
1309
01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:18,250
when there are 20,000 people
1310
01:19:18,251 --> 01:19:20,121
sleeping in the
Superdome tonight!
1311
01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:21,993
Fine!
1312
01:19:26,993 --> 01:19:28,828
Paper... I told you!
1313
01:19:28,829 --> 01:19:30,963
- Best five out of nine.
- No, get in there.
1314
01:19:30,964 --> 01:19:32,368
That's the last time
I'm doing it.
1315
01:19:34,368 --> 01:19:38,270
March issue. 1988.
1316
01:19:38,271 --> 01:19:39,151
Good for the articles.
1317
01:19:45,112 --> 01:19:45,812
Come on, little man, finish up.
1318
01:19:45,945 --> 01:19:47,266
You don't have
to write it a poem.
1319
01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:51,927
I'm gonna go in
the kitchen sink.
1320
01:20:00,927 --> 01:20:01,794
Kelsey, we sat you down today
1321
01:20:01,795 --> 01:20:04,095
because we want to
talk to you about.
1322
01:20:04,096 --> 01:20:05,231
Something very important.
1323
01:20:05,232 --> 01:20:06,932
First off, what happens
in Penthouse
1324
01:20:06,933 --> 01:20:08,433
does not happen in real life.
1325
01:20:08,434 --> 01:20:09,567
It never looks that good.
1326
01:20:09,568 --> 01:20:10,938
You don't want to
get a girl pregnant
1327
01:20:10,939 --> 01:20:13,874
before you're...
1328
01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:14,706
Um... In love with her.
1329
01:20:14,707 --> 01:20:16,575
And ready to start
a life with her.
1330
01:20:16,576 --> 01:20:17,276
Yes.
1331
01:20:18,011 --> 01:20:21,581
And each time you have
sex, you are risking...
1332
01:20:21,582 --> 01:20:22,621
Marriage.
1333
01:20:26,621 --> 01:20:28,956
- You put this...
- You put this on...
1334
01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:29,822
On that.
1335
01:20:29,823 --> 01:20:31,257
Why would you put
that on a banana?
1336
01:20:31,258 --> 01:20:32,218
No, not on the banana...
1337
01:20:33,027 --> 01:20:34,029
You put this on your...
1338
01:20:35,029 --> 01:20:36,568
On your... body...
1339
01:20:40,568 --> 01:20:41,599
You can't ask me to marry you
1340
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:43,203
because I'm your waitress,
1341
01:20:43,204 --> 01:20:45,971
and I have other
customers to serve.
1342
01:20:45,972 --> 01:20:48,974
And I don't serve
them... in that way.
1343
01:20:48,975 --> 01:20:49,910
You sure?
1344
01:20:49,911 --> 01:20:53,513
Okay sure, let's do it.
Let's get married.
1345
01:20:53,514 --> 01:20:55,114
Really? That's...
1346
01:20:55,115 --> 01:20:56,423
No. Fuck off.
1347
01:21:03,423 --> 01:21:04,963
Come on, bud.
1348
01:21:09,963 --> 01:21:12,400
- You know it's only a metaphor, right?
- Yeah.
1349
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,480
I thought it was nice imagery.
1350
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:06,118
<i>d Flowers in my garden</i>
1351
01:22:06,119 --> 01:22:11,758
<i>d Birds in all the trees</i>
1352
01:22:11,759 --> 01:22:17,363
<i>d This is where I am rooted</i>
1353
01:22:17,364 --> 01:22:23,303
<i>d Still I've got to leave</i>
1354
01:22:23,404 --> 01:22:26,206
<i>d Yes I must be cut down</i>
1355
01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:32,078
<i>d Yes I've got to go far</i>
1356
01:22:33,279 --> 01:22:38,718
<i>d For bread and wine</i>
1357
01:22:38,719 --> 01:22:44,590
<i>d I'll extoll the meek</i>
1358
01:22:44,591 --> 01:22:50,330
<i>d And sainted wings</i>
1359
01:22:50,331 --> 01:22:56,035
<i>d In every keep</i>
1360
01:22:56,436 --> 01:22:59,304
<i>d Chopping changing Roman girl</i>
1361
01:22:59,305 --> 01:23:05,116
<i>d Plopping laughing cockney man</i>
1362
01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:14,219
<i>d I'm in the small things
with the bloom</i>
1363
01:23:14,220 --> 01:23:20,059
<i>d And you can't
give me any news</i>
1364
01:23:20,060 --> 01:23:25,598
<i>d Except the small things
that you need</i>
1365
01:23:25,599 --> 01:23:30,603
<i>d Will be around you
when you listen</i>
1366
01:23:30,604 --> 01:23:36,509
<i>d And it will be peculiar</i>
1367
01:23:36,510 --> 01:23:42,282
<i>d That we're on this
long trodden earth</i>
1368
01:23:42,283 --> 01:23:48,087
<i>d And we might be familiar</i>
1369
01:23:48,088 --> 01:23:53,693
<i>d Were it not for them
that gave us birth</i>
1370
01:23:53,694 --> 01:23:56,795
<i>d And were it not a separation</i>
1371
01:23:56,796 --> 01:24:02,706
<i>d Cut of binding congregation</i>
1372
01:24:06,106 --> 01:24:11,644
<i>d The eyes we're given
give us sight</i>
1373
01:24:11,645 --> 01:24:17,483
<i>d Of one another in the light</i>
1374
01:24:17,484 --> 01:24:23,255
<i>d And in the doorway
of a dark cafe</i>
1375
01:24:23,256 --> 01:24:28,394
<i>d And Just before I fall asleep</i>
1376
01:24:28,395 --> 01:24:34,233
<i>d And dream of you</i>
1377
01:24:34,234 --> 01:24:40,100
<i>d And wait to find you
in another day</i>
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