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Hold on 'cause I'm letting go
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I'm gonna lasso your heart like a rodeo
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I'm gonna give you some
till you want some more
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'cause all I see is an open door
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and I see where it's leading me
all of this energy
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been bottled up way too long
it's powerful, powerful
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you see what I'm getting at
I'm ready for all of that
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if I'm not a star, you're blind
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I've got rings on my fingers
and glitter in my hair
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I've got a one-way ticket
and I just got here
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I'm gonna run this town
run this town
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I'm gonna run this town
run this town
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I've got high heel stilettos
and I'm kicking in doors
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and kissing your ass
ain't what my lipstick's for
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I'm gonna run this town
run this town
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I'm gonna run this town
run this town
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where's breakfast?
I want waffles, spaghetti!
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Spaghetti waffles! Whoo. Whoo!
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Victor. Victor.
Please wait in the house, please.
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My body is entering hunger shock.
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Oh, bad news.
The cat pooped in the den.
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Worse news,
I used your blanket to clean it up.
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- We don't have a cat.
- No kidding.
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Oh. I... sorry.
I didn't think you'd be awake.
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You have an appointment...
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...with guy Morgan,
I didn't think you'd wanna be late.
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Oh, look at you thinking. Cute.
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But I always have time for my portrait.
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Look alive. Paint.
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I'm feeling spiritually blocked.
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Draw me a sesame seed bath.
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Bath. Now.
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Now, make momma look more beautiful
and thinner.
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And make that water more quiet.
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- Bev, you awake?
- Of course I'm awake.
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If I waited for you, I'd never be on time.
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Lucky you never wait for me, then.
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Katie:
Victor, no.
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Uh, don't you want a glass?
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Hmm. Earthy. A tad fishy.
Lovely gravel finish.
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Did you let Victor put worms
in the blender again?
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Yes. I mean, no.
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I mean, it just happened.
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You know nothing can kill me.
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Nothing.
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Gail: Step on it, Katie.
I cannot be late for this meeting.
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Just run them over if you have to.
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Hello? No, the kids don't need a library.
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I am the Dean, and the Dean gets
what she wants, and I wanna remodel.
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You're just boring. I'm being honest.
I don't know what else to tell you.
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Gail: And I wanted my office done
for my meeting with guy Morgan...
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...the music mogul, but no.
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And using bollywood
as a theme for the dance?
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That's totally un-American.
I don't care if it was my idea.
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Guy: Hello.
Gail: Oh. Oh.
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I'm Dean Van ravensway,
and you must be...
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- Guy Morgan.
- Ah, yes. Guy Morgan, a pleasure.
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You look like a man who knows things.
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Aha, even some things I shouldn't know.
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- And I'm Luke.
Gail: Great.
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So tell me, guy, is it true?
Are you the new judge on idol?
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Well, let's just say
that Randy may be in the doghouse.
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- Now, let's talk about my son.
- Of course.
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- Have you reviewed your schedule, Luke?
- Yes, I have.
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In fact, um, I'd like to add a music class.
Um, the music theory...
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Wellesley has a great business program.
That's why we're here.
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There are two types of people
in the music biz: Artists and businessmen.
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- Luke is a businessman.
- Of course.
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Katie, get in here. Look alive.
Make yourself useful.
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Luke is gonna need a tour of the campus.
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So text bev and ask her
to escort Mr. Morgan around campus.
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Now, Luke, if you are half as talented
a producer as your father...
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The verdict's still out.
He hasn't earned it.
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Heard the story of how I started
in the music business?
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- Yes, everybody's heard it, dad.
- Then everybody should know how it goes.
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There I was,
working for the rolling stones...
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- ...when Mick himself...
- Dad.
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Fine. As I said,
the verdict is still out on my son.
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He just produced an album
with the fruity dangers?
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Do you mean danger fruit?
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That record was amazing.
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I forgot what they were called because
they made me absolutely no money.
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Thank you. Rare I meet anyone
who's heard their album.
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What, are you kidding?
They're a cult phenomenon.
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I'm sorry. Why are you talking?
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Guy: What I need is for Luke to learn
to spot a commercially viable star.
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Image drives the bottom line, right?
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I feel you. Would we have bieber fever
if he were an ugly troll?
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Actually, he is a tad hobbit-like, isn't he?
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I'd like Luke
to produce your semester showcase...
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- ...to see if he can identify sellable talent.
- I produce the semester showcase.
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I will double your showcase budget.
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I will invite every talent scout I know.
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This could be the beginning
of a relationship...
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...between Wellesley
and Kensington records.
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Looks like we have a new producer.
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Oh, and this is my daughter, bev.
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Bev, this is the platinum-selling,
grammy-winning...
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...and very handsome producer,
guy Morgan.
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Could you give his son, Luke, a tour?
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Sure. Would you like
to see the Wellesley perks?
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Um, yes, brilliant. Sure.
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- Katie.
Bev: I love your accent.
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Gail: Katie.
Bev: Wanna come over tonight?
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What are you still doing here? Go.
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Guy and I have things we need to discuss.
Out. Now.
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So, guy, you've gotta tell me,
what was that like working under Mick?
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Watch out.
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- Dangerous balls.
- Ha, ha. Thanks.
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- So you womanned up and did it?
Boy 1: Hey!
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- Oh, I did it.
Boy 1: Hey!
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- What happened?
Boy 2: Can we have our ball?
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I didn't give my cd to Luke.
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I snuck it in his dad's bag.
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But guy Morgan has your demo.
That's huge. What you need is a champion.
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No, what I need is to graduate.
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You giving our ball back or what?
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Oh, do you want this?
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She shoots, she scores.
Unlike you, soccer boy.
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Oh, so spill it. Is Luke Morgan
as hot as everyone tweets he is?
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Hotter.
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You should ask him to the dance.
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Because I'm so forward with guys.
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First time for everything, right?
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- Hi, Luke.
- Hello.
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You have to hear my demo.
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It's a retro-funk-jazz explosion.
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Back off. I was here first.
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Hold on, hold up. Please hold on.
My boy does not want your demos yet.
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Walk away. Move along. Bye.
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It was nice chatting
or whatever that was.
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- Yes, hi, I'm, uh...
- Luke Morgan, right?
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Who is producing the showcase.
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I don't think I'm gonna do the showcase,
so I need to keep a low profile...
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Yeah, yeah. Listen close now.
There's two kinds of people in this school.
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There are the wannabes
and there's gonnabes.
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You and I, we're gonnabes. What do we do?
We stay away from the wannabes, all right?
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And girls named yolanda. There are three
of them and they are certifiably...
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Crazy? You attract
crazy women? Shocking.
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It may seem like I don't have game,
but ladies love a listener.
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Plus, I'm telling you,
let me help you find acts.
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- Ah, so you're a talent scout?
- Well, bottom line, I'm a dj.
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- Oh, you're a dj as well?
- Check this.
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Mickey:
Whoa.
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Okay, yes. You could be very useful.
It was nice meeting you.
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You got a girl for the dance?
Because I can hook you up.
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Uh, no. Thanks.
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Uh, but what do you know
about bev Van ravensway?
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- Supposed to see her tonight.
- Bev?
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- Yeah.
- She's hot...
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...but the girl is mad, mad drama, okay?
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I am talking to you
and you don't even know my name.
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- I'm Mickey O'Malley.
- Mickey O'Malley.
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A rarity in the Irish community.
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Gail:
Om.
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Ravi: Om.
- Om.
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- Om.
- Om!
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This is not a contest, Ms. Gail.
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Just concentrate on your breathing.
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My butt is numb.
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If your butt is suffering,
then you are suffering.
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In fact, your entire life is suffering. Why?
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Because you crave
that which is meaningless.
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Are you calling me shallow?
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No, I'm saying to stop your craving
and release your butt.
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Just release it. Release it, yeah.
Release that butt.
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Release that butt
oh, yeah, release that butt
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oh, yeah, release that butt
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Mrs. Van ravensway?
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What part
of "if you interrupt my meditation...
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...i will jerk your tail in a knot"
do you not understand?
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You told me
to tell you when dinner was ready.
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Oh, thank god.
I'm craving some bourbon.
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Katie:
Victor.
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- Oh. Um, dinner's ready.
- Tell me something I don't know.
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Do you have any idea how stressful it is
to run this academy?
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Yes, I spent the money at the spa.
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Five thousand dollars a night
is not very expensive...
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...when you think about the alternative,
which is me having a nervous breakdown.
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Ow.
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Gail: What are you doing?
I'm on the phone.
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- I'm cleansing.
Victor: Heh, heh.
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Mac and cheese.
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Gail:
I don't need your spiritual counseling.
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I'm thinking of firing you.
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Pace yourself, Ms. Gail,
or you will not be one with everything.
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Honey, that's what I got you for.
Now, make me one with everything.
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This showcase is giving me the vapors.
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How did this become my life?
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Did I ever tell you all about the time
I nearly got my big break?
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All: Yes.
- Good.
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Then you'll all know how it goes.
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I ain't gonna leap, I'm gonna jump
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find my way right out of this dump
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- I had talent, and they made me...
All: A laughingstock.
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Now look at me.
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I got two ungrateful kids...
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...a dwarfish, hairy, elfin servant...
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...and a random
tablecloth-wearing Asian...
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- Indian.
- ...Who makes no sense at all, ever.
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Why don't you have another drink, mom?
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Katie, napkin me.
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I have got to impress guy Morgan...
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...so I can stop pretending to care
about this insufferable school...
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...and we can all move to Hollywood where
no one pretends to care about anything.
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Mom, I think that you're forgetting
about the most important thing. Me.
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Guy will give me a deal
as soon as he hears me sing.
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- I doubt that.
- No, I've been practicing really hard.
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My voice teacher says
I've transcended to a whole new level.
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Yeah, I doubt it.
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When my first single drops, I'll buy you
that mansion in the Hollywood hills...
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...and you can finally afford
to have your legs lengthened.
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- Oh, ba...
- Ms. Gail.
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- Miss bev has clarity.
Victor: Katie.
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- You see...
- Look.
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The lowly peasant tills the soil
for 40 years without any rain.
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But the unemployed salesman
who has recently discovered hydroponics...
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- ...all of a sudden gets disgusted by the...
- And see? No sense.
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- That didn't make any sense.
- Let me finish. You...
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Oh, I doubt it. You have me pray all day.
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- I don't feel nothing.
- You don't have a soul.
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Gail: No, you don't have a soul.
- I have a many souls. I'll give you one.
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- Where's your third eye? Turn that thing on.
- I have a fourth eye too. You wanna see it?
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- What?
- Shh.
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I wanna be 6'4". Wow me, bev.
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Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
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just stop. Stop the wowing, okay?
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Bev: What's wrong?
- Somehow you've gotten worse.
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I don't know how that was possible...
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...but there isn't enough auto-tune
that's gonna fix you.
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- Well, Katie's bad playing threw me off.
- I don't think it was that.
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Again.
233
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,710
Really? Okay.
234
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:45,512
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do
235
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,799
ouch.
236
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:50,102
I could belch this song better.
237
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,813
Have you been drinking
the floor wax again?
238
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,439
Anything to forget I live here.
239
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,516
Ugh. My head is buzzing
like a Skeeter on a septic tank.
240
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,652
Ravi, meditate me.
Good luck, buddy.
241
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,656
Well, it doesn't matter,
because I have my own plan.
242
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,459
Does it make me a bad person
that I kind of enjoyed that?
243
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,124
No.
244
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,632
Hmm. Nice work.
245
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:33,065
- Guess who's on his way over.
- Not now, Victor, I'm busy.
246
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,727
Guess or prepare to get creamed.
247
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,316
Katie:
Victor! Victor! Victor, stop!
248
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,906
Katie:
I've got rings on my fingers
249
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,173
and glitter in my hair
250
00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:01,424
I've got a one-way ticket
and I just got here
251
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,918
I'm gonna run...
252
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,880
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Victor, what are you doing?
253
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,591
Victor!
254
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:11,011
Victor, where did you put my clothes?
255
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,351
- Surprise!
- What? No.
256
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,484
Katie:
I'm gonna kill you. Victor!
257
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,525
Oh, hi, Katie.
258
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,120
You are evil. Let me in.
259
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,705
I control every lock on this property.
260
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,582
Crap.
261
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,670
This is insane.
262
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,917
Yeah, try the shed, it's unlocked, idiot.
263
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,814
You gotta be kidding me.
264
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,191
Crap.
265
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:08,073
How did such an untalented daughter
spring from my loins?
266
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:12,028
Focus, Ms. Gail. We are making
an offering to your personal deity.
267
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,331
Tell him to give me fame and fortune.
268
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,205
Not exactly how it works.
269
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,911
Now, breathe through your mula bandha.
270
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,172
Oh, honey, if I could do that,
I'd get a million hits on YouTube.
271
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,586
How much longer is this gonna take?
Ugh.
272
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,925
The prayer or the fame and fortune?
273
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,718
Ha, ha. See you later.
274
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,770
Victor.
275
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,024
Luke:
Katie?
276
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,442
- Luke.
- Katie.
277
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,901
- Are you wearing a doormat?
- Yes.
278
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,873
- Welcome.
- Why, thank you.
279
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,738
The truth. Um...
280
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,326
My stepbrother locked me
outside of the house.
281
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,870
Naked.
282
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,167
Oh, sorry. You should...
You should take my jacket.
283
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,918
Katie: Oh.
- Oh, no, no.
284
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,420
There.
285
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,843
- Thanks. Now the pants.
- Hmm?
286
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,063
I'm kidding.
287
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,442
- You got me.
- Ha, ha.
288
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:24,769
No, no.
289
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:28,320
One more parent-teacher conference,
I swear I'm gonna lose it.
290
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,735
Look at me. I'm an educator.
291
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:36,031
I have no real skills. And I will die
before I go back to my daddy's farm.
292
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:40,293
You tell my personal deity
to help me achieve guy Morgan. Do it.
293
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,075
I'll put another banana on the altar.
294
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,630
What is that?
295
00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,423
Do you hear angels singing?
296
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,592
Perhaps the gods
have answered your prayer.
297
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,551
Hey. What...?
298
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,859
- This is Gail Van ravensway.
- Guy: Hello.
299
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,649
Guy Morgan here. How are you?
300
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,952
Oh, well, hello, guy.
301
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,366
What a surprise
to see you calling this number.
302
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,615
Do you hear this?
303
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,406
I can justify
304
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,290
that's the demo your girl, Katie...
305
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,787
...slipped into my briefcase.
306
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,169
And it sounds like money, dear.
307
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,207
She gave you a cd?
308
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,760
Oh, well. Well, ain't that the berries.
309
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,888
Ravi, what frigging god did you pray to?
310
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:44,177
Guy, yeah, it seems someone's
not being entirely honest here.
311
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,396
Katie, somebody get that door!
312
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,113
So...
313
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,072
...that meeting today...
314
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:57,068
...it was obvious
that your dad doesn't get you.
315
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,406
He's an idiot for not liking your music.
316
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,076
Well, it's... it's complicated.
317
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,497
I'm gonna just, uh...
318
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,867
Is it as complicated as me...
319
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,212
...getting stuck outside
in only a welcome mat?
320
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:14,210
That's not complicated.
That is a gift from god.
321
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,886
Luke. Katie. What are you doing?
322
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,097
Well, it seems your brother
is Satan's very own personal mini-me.
323
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,599
Oh, I know, tell me about it. Come on in.
324
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,235
Oh, my god, did you work out today?
325
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,152
- Sit down.
- Ooh, look at this.
326
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,451
- Ha, ha. Some lemonade.
- Why, thank you.
327
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,076
You know, my stepsister,
she has body issues...
328
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,414
...so I don't like
to discourage her nudity.
329
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,790
That's interesting.
330
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,706
- She's absolutely lovely...
- Would you like an appetizer?
331
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,126
Oh, fromage.
332
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,964
I only have cheese.
333
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,050
I just got off the phone
with guy Morgan.
334
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,177
Your phone.
335
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:05,019
He just loved that little demo
you left him.
336
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:06,814
I have underestimated you.
337
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,141
It'd make me proud
if I cared about you.
338
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,443
- I didn't lie about anything.
- Oh, but, chicken, you did.
339
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,228
At least that's what guy thinks,
now that I've clarified.
340
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:19,612
I told him it was bev's demo
and that you stole it from her.
341
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:23,031
- But you can't do that. That's my song.
- It's bev's song.
342
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:26,662
And guy can't wait to see her perform it
at the showcase.
343
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,960
If you try to contact him, I'll deny
everything and lock you in the basement.
344
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:35,295
- She can't sing to save her life.
- No, but you can, can't you?
345
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,717
Now, let's hear this amazing voice.
346
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:48,727
Like a malignant tumor
she's got no sense of humor
347
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:53,024
just like a swollen blister
it's best to just resist her
348
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,980
she's not exactly a witch
she's just a terrible bi...
349
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,072
Well, your lyrics stink.
350
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,398
But guy's right, you've got chops.
351
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,410
Do you know what other instruments
I'm good at?
352
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:11,413
I have a feeling I could get in trouble
with a question like that.
353
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,834
I like trouble.
354
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,497
Gail:
Hey, kids.
355
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,216
- Good evening, miss Van ravensway.
- Sorry, I need you to go. Now.
356
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:24,145
Family emergency. I need bev
to help me pass a kidney stone.
357
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:28,184
- So she had a lovely evening. Ta-ta.
- Are you trying to ruin my life?
358
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:33,733
I have figured out a way for you
to wow guy Morgan in the showcase.
359
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,397
- So you do think I've improved?
- Oh, no, honey.
360
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,188
But my month of spiritual devotion
has taught me...
361
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,321
...that god works in annoying ways.
362
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,698
How am I to wow guy Morgan
if I supposedly can't sing?
363
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:47,777
You can't, but Katie can.
364
00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:50,663
- What?
- I know. Like I said, annoying.
365
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:54,211
We'll record her voice
and you will lip-synch.
366
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,166
What if I don't want to?
367
00:22:57,294 --> 00:23:00,964
Don't you get snarky with me,
you ungrateful toad.
368
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,223
- I saved your life.
- You didn't do anything.
369
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,635
- My dad married you.
- Yeah, and then he died.
370
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,014
I tried to put you in foster care,
but they was all fulled up on ugly.
371
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:10,638
Funny.
372
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,439
I thought it was
because you didn't wanna look bad.
373
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,441
Katie, if you don't sing...
374
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,767
...I'm gonna find a way for that savings
your dad left to disappear.
375
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,900
That means, you can forget college, forget
moving out, you're stuck here with me.
376
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:28,324
But, pumpkin, we're gonna have
so much fun growing old together.
377
00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:31,414
Why don't you just have her perform
if you like her so much?
378
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,830
Because, honey, look at you.
379
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:36,119
You are a star.
380
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:40,503
That is what guy Morgan needs.
You, the star.
381
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,262
I'm a star.
382
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:46,594
- A bright, gassy star.
- Yes, you are.
383
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,142
And guy Morgan is gonna
give you a swimming pool...
384
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,306
...shaped just like Colin Farrell.
385
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:53,025
Every part of him.
386
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,735
Or, bev, you could just see every part
of Colin Farrell on the Internet.
387
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,687
And just leave me out of this.
388
00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:03,493
- Okay, so how do we do this?
- First rule of lie club...
389
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,614
...is don't talk about lie club.
390
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,066
Which includes you, Katie.
391
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,952
As far as everyone knows,
you can't sing.
392
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,159
And no more talking to Luke or guy.
393
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,750
Are we clear?
394
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,325
Crystal.
395
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,293
Yeah, dad, we're about to meet
some fresh talent right now.
396
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:25,473
Remember when you signed Jay-Z?
No, you passed on him, my bad.
397
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:28,094
Um, this is like that,
except it's gonna be brilliant.
398
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,592
Yeah. Okay.
399
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,893
- Yeah, okay. Bye.
- Dude, what'd he say?
400
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:33,597
These guys you told me about are good?
401
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:37,137
Yes. The oral majority has potential.
They'll be here any second.
402
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,022
Talking about potential,
how was your little date with bev?
403
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,440
- Her mom kicked me out.
- I told you. Bev is drama.
404
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,189
Technically, it was Gail's drama.
405
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,491
But bev's interesting, man. She's...
406
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,105
I'm worried she's bonkers.
407
00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:51,122
See, my last girlfriend, she was hot,
but absolutely mental.
408
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:53,955
I need a girl who's not gonna be
shipped to the loony bin.
409
00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:55,871
Hang on, I'm gonna hit the facilities.
410
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,789
Facilities. That's a new one.
411
00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:00,878
- Hey, man. Sorry we're late.
- Hey, what's good, y'all?
412
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,804
Nobody talks to my boy
until he comes from the facilities.
413
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,174
We're here to impress.
414
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,630
- This way, right? All right.
- Guys?
415
00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,890
When you're fighting just to keep it sane
416
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,347
throw your will
at the eye of the hurricane
417
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,728
- sing it out
- eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
418
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:22,226
- help me sing it out
- eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh
419
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,939
if you wanna find out who you are
stop running
420
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:28,400
in the end you'll figure out
it's all about nothing
421
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:33,872
all night, it's gonna be all right
hey, hey, hey, hey
422
00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:40,786
all right
turn your dreams into your life
423
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,500
that's good.
424
00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:53,851
I'm clean. No one followed me.
And I got your intel.
425
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,970
Oh, Katie, baby, your life sucks.
426
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,102
Trust me, it gets worse.
427
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:03,693
Okay, dude, those guys, they
just went oral majority on me in there...
428
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,067
- I was trying to hold them back...
- You're right.
429
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,155
They have potential and they're great.
430
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:13,570
But first, my talent-finding friend,
promise me no more auditions in the bogs.
431
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,992
- The what?
- The loo.
432
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:18,243
- Bathroom. Toilet.
- Got it.
433
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,043
All right. Okay, come on.
I wanna show you something.
434
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:25,345
So now I have to rehearse in secret.
435
00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:26,634
Why not, not rehearse?
436
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:28,757
Make bev sound bad. What do you care?
437
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,974
No song, no savings account. No life.
438
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:36,546
Angela:
People. Coming. Now.
439
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,940
Okay.
440
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,849
Dude, what are we doing?
The suspense is killing me.
441
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,939
Luke:
Can you grab the Mike?
442
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:49,109
Not about to serenade
a brother, are you?
443
00:26:49,318 --> 00:26:51,108
Luke:
Dude, with bromance, comes a fine line.
444
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,610
Mickey:
That I shall not cross.
445
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,372
So sing something.
446
00:26:58,035 --> 00:26:59,545
Luke:
Okay.
447
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,415
I'm lost in a world
that rattles my brain
448
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:09,087
I'm cleaning up my life
from the mess you made
449
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,706
oh, oh
450
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:13,173
whoa, oh, oh, oh
451
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:17,388
my soul's in debt, but my bills are paid
452
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:20,096
I'd give anything just to make an escape
453
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,887
oh, oh
454
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,062
whoa, oh, oh, oh
455
00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:27,942
so you can keep
knocking, knocking, knocking
456
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,478
baby, you're rockin'
but there ain't no way I'm ever letting you in
457
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,112
He's amazing.
458
00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:35,199
Not again
459
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,914
so keep on
knocking, knocking, knocking
460
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:44,287
but, baby, you're better off walking
'cause I ain't gonna let you in
461
00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,078
never again
462
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,707
I went out on a limb again
463
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,460
I guess I had to lose to win
464
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:56,973
I was too confused to know
which way to turn
465
00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:01,058
- And she could be a millionaire...
- Crap.
466
00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:03,525
- Gail needs me to drive her home.
- I don't care
467
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,345
'cause, baby, there's nobody home
468
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:09,062
nobody's home at all, yeah
469
00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:15,607
- What? Did you write that?
- Yeah.
470
00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:18,411
Reminds me of, um... uh...
471
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:21,945
- Danger fruit, right? Danger fruit.
- Ha, ha. Because I wrote their album too.
472
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,704
Shut up. Took me forever
to find that bootleg online.
473
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:26,873
- I love that album. That's crazy.
- Yeah.
474
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:29,332
My dad doesn't know.
And he thought the record...
475
00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:31,253
...was a pile of crap.
476
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,213
He thinks writing's a waste of time.
477
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:37,470
Because he basically wants me
to be like him. Only with better hair.
478
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:42,008
But the first thing I thought when
I heard those guys in the urinals was...
479
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,262
...good acoustics.
480
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:48,020
Second thought was these guys,
these guys could be great, if...
481
00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:49,268
You gave them your song.
482
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,317
Mate, that's a brilliant idea.
483
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,736
- So put them in the showcase?
- Put them in the showcase.
484
00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,244
Mickey:
Yeah.
485
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:05,499
You can never tell where this might go
486
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,037
you wrote that song today?
487
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:10,707
- You've been home for what, two hours?
- It's like an answer to his song.
488
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,251
You really like this guy.
489
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:14,131
Yeah, I'm an idiot.
490
00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:16,918
You have to sing that for him.
491
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,182
What if you sang to him in secret?
492
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:24,812
At the dance. Ta-da.
493
00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:31,233
Okay, I know the card's
like, really cheesy, but...
494
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:35,733
Oh, god, I hope you like it.
495
00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:39,528
Ange, it's beautiful,
but are you crazy?
496
00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:41,738
No, I know you're crazy.
497
00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:42,989
Am not.
498
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:47,004
- What if he doesn't even like me?
- You'll both be in disguise.
499
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:49,834
It's your chance to see
if he was really flirting with you.
500
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,580
I was naked. Of course he was flirting.
501
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,463
And why even torture myself?
It's not like I can have him.
502
00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:57,551
Why not? Tell him how you feel.
503
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:01,796
If he feels the same way, you can reveal
your hot self and he won't tell Gail.
504
00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:05,257
And if he hates the song,
leave the disguise on.
505
00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:09,735
Okay.
506
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,600
I'm going to the dance.
507
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,152
That's my girl.
508
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:17,357
Maurice, no, no.
Again, in francais, longer legs.
509
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:20,858
I wouldn't go in your closet
for a little while, if I were you.
510
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:22,781
What? Why?
511
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,370
Hey. Wake up.
512
00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,795
Gail:
Katie!
513
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:33,377
The cat has pooped in my closet.
I need you to clean it up.
514
00:30:33,584 --> 00:30:35,044
Go.
515
00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:36,962
I told you we don't have a cat.
516
00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:38,511
Angie, heads up.
517
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:41,755
Katie!
518
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,682
What's going on?
519
00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:50,271
Nothing.
520
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:53,555
I am, uh, re-organizing and labeling. I...
521
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,060
I took up crochet.
Do you want new socks?
522
00:30:56,273 --> 00:31:00,323
I would make you a sweater, but I hear
that the arms, that they're really hard.
523
00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:07,702
Oh, you thought you could sneak off
and go to the dance.
524
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:10,080
After what you pulled today with guy.
525
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:11,707
Oh, no, no.
526
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,374
Oh, no, no, no.
527
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,843
You're on Victor watch tonight...
528
00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:19,674
...tomorrow night and every night.
529
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,920
Fun.
530
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:24,221
I'll give Victor all the mothering
you don't have time for.
531
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,796
Oh, I wish you could be my mommy.
532
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,720
I'm off to my cinnamon colonic.
533
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,056
Katie: Hey. Get down.
You're gonna break yourself.
534
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:39,647
Or worse, the furniture.
535
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:43,073
Angela: Hello?
- Hey.
536
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,490
- You look like you're having fun.
- Always.
537
00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:49,873
Well, I couldn't let you not go to the dance
without me.
538
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:52,447
Besides, we have six hours
of shirtless team Jacob.
539
00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,543
So let's just get this party started.
540
00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,789
- So is Victor driving you nuts?
- I swear to you, he's not human.
541
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:03,335
I mean, can you really blame him, though?
Just look at his family.
542
00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:05,800
Victor, what are you doing?
543
00:32:15,853 --> 00:32:18,063
Oh, no. Great.
544
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:20,482
Eh, she actually looks prettier
that way.
545
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:24,106
Katie:
True. Ugh. Whatever.
546
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:28,409
Why did I ever think that tonight
could've been something special?
547
00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:31,409
Think bev's all over Luke at the dance
right now?
548
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,868
They're probably making out. See?
549
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:37,289
- Victor, give it a rest.
- Just check it out. Come on.
550
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:43,092
Luke is gonna produce
whoever wins this showcase.
551
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:46,337
So we need a little insurance.
552
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:49,720
- I know what I'm doing, mother.
Gail: Do you?
553
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,467
I can't take it anymore, okay?
554
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,682
I'm taking my life into my own hands.
555
00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,023
I'm talking to Luke.
556
00:32:57,603 --> 00:33:00,063
- Finally.
- Okay, but we have gotta be home...
557
00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:01,732
...before Gail gets here.
558
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:03,782
What about the demon spawn?
559
00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:05,034
Mm-hm.
560
00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:06,565
Katie:
Right.
561
00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:08,991
Okay, just watch him.
562
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,325
Angela:
Hmm.
563
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,135
Is that all you've got, Angela?
564
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:21,791
Ravi?
565
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:26,005
Ravi:
My sister could catch that, jerknut.
566
00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:28,635
Put some nuts in that sack, ref.
567
00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:33,301
Miss Katie, I am most startled.
568
00:33:33,514 --> 00:33:34,724
Obviously.
569
00:33:35,265 --> 00:33:37,725
All right. All right. Don't hate me.
570
00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:39,445
Okay, don't hate me. I'm sorry.
571
00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:43,025
But my name ain't ravi. It's Tony.
572
00:33:43,565 --> 00:33:46,645
- Tony.
- Tony gupta from Jersey.
573
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,530
- From Jersey.
- I am half Indian.
574
00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:53,245
My friends call me meatball
because the other half is Italian.
575
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,330
Truth is I always wanted to be an actor.
576
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,202
But I never got my shot.
577
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:59,582
I'm working at kfc,
and one day, Gail comes in...
578
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:02,170
...she's like, "are you Indian?"
I'm like, "what?"
579
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,536
She's like, "are you a guru?"
I'm like:
580
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,253
"Who is asking?"
581
00:34:06,505 --> 00:34:09,845
She says, "someone
who's paying for some spiritual guidance."
582
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:12,590
And I'm like, "whaa! It's a miracle!"
583
00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:17,183
I finally get a chance to do
a total immersion into a character.
584
00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,734
Real training and I get paid.
Are you kidding me?
585
00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:22,315
Ravi is my king lear.
586
00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:25,266
You wanna hear
the monologue from my fair lady?
587
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:26,652
- Oy, mate.
- No, thanks.
588
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,530
I'm sorry I barged in. Whoops.
589
00:34:33,365 --> 00:34:37,035
Your secret's safe with me, okay?
But I need to ask you a favor.
590
00:34:37,703 --> 00:34:39,753
- Meatball.
- Ha, meatball.
591
00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:42,375
Please watch Victor tonight
so I can go to the dance?
592
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:43,633
Are you kidding me? Done.
593
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:46,500
Blow it up.
594
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:50,045
Thank you.
595
00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:01,230
Angela:
Whoa.
596
00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:04,025
Katie: How am I supposed to find Luke
if everybody's got a mask?
597
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:07,229
Angela: I never said this was
gonna be easy. Let's do some recon.
598
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:10,992
I am assistant principal
Dorothy plumberg.
599
00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:14,415
No drinking. No texting. No kissing.
600
00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:20,037
Luke? No. Luke Morgan?
601
00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:23,865
No leaving the premises
and no experiencing joy of any kind.
602
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,923
Luke? Ugh.
603
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:33,719
Where is he?
604
00:35:34,551 --> 00:35:37,351
That reminds me.
I got a new act for you to listen to.
605
00:35:37,554 --> 00:35:39,184
- Now?
- No time like it.
606
00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:41,809
- Dude, not again...
- We're called big pain ticket.
607
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:48,862
I wanna kiss your apocalypse
608
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:52,356
wrap you in my armageddon
609
00:35:52,569 --> 00:35:54,739
sing you a twisted serenade
610
00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:57,657
they're good, but I'm worried
that chain saw's unsafe.
611
00:35:57,866 --> 00:36:00,286
Dude, the chain saw's,
like, the best part.
612
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:08,134
I think I found him.
613
00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,585
Angela:
Well, he is blond.
614
00:36:13,715 --> 00:36:16,005
Oh, my god, what is she doing here?
615
00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:20,178
I hate teenage desperation.
616
00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:21,719
What are you doing here?
617
00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,732
Oh, honey, the prize pig
doesn't win the blue ribbon...
618
00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:26,525
...by covering up its third best asset.
619
00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:30,068
A, what does that even mean
and, b, did you just call me a pig?
620
00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:32,074
Honey, I saw you making sweet love...
621
00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:34,736
...to a plate of Swedish meatballs
at the snack table.
622
00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:39,275
It's now or never, babe.
623
00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:44,246
- What if she recognizes me?
- I'll distract her. Go.
624
00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:46,584
- So was I right or was I right?
- You were right.
625
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:49,630
You have very cool taste.
Any more auditions in the men's...
626
00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,805
...and you're fired.
627
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:58,338
- I know your secret.
- Which secret is that?
628
00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:02,471
I heard you sing at school.
629
00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:03,771
You were amazing.
630
00:37:03,974 --> 00:37:05,064
Do I know you?
631
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,976
- I wanna show you something.
- What's your name?
632
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,398
Angela, what are you doing?
633
00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:19,529
I'd like to make a request.
634
00:37:24,036 --> 00:37:26,826
I will make your night. I promise.
635
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,419
Angela:
Miss Van r.
636
00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:31,327
Is it true you wanted to be a dancer
when you were younger...
637
00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:32,713
...but were never good enough?
638
00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:35,841
Who told you that?
639
00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:54,975
Gail:
Well, now, how lovely.
640
00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:58,322
But I've seen better dancing
in a Filipino prison, sugar.
641
00:37:58,529 --> 00:37:59,649
Crowd:
Oh!
642
00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:04,083
Really? Because I think
I just challenged you to a dance battle.
643
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:11,503
Would Luke Morgan please pick up
the white courtesy phone?
644
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:14,588
Luke Morgan, white courtesy phone.
645
00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:22,091
Luke: Hold on. What is that?
Katie: You've never seen a guitar before?
646
00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:25,097
You hid a guitar in here.
You hiding anything else?
647
00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:26,555
Follow me.
648
00:38:31,603 --> 00:38:33,443
Luke:
Oh, wow.
649
00:38:35,899 --> 00:38:41,489
Madam, while your exquisite eyes
tell of a radiant, but mischievous beauty...
650
00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,204
...i have grown impatient.
651
00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:48,118
Off with your veil,
so that I may know the truth.
652
00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:50,831
Or not.
653
00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:56,133
I'm hoping this answers
a lot of your questions.
654
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:05,932
I can see it from the spark in your eyes
655
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:11,392
you believe in all the things
you've denied
656
00:39:11,602 --> 00:39:15,112
you wanna fly
and leave your worries behind
657
00:39:15,314 --> 00:39:19,324
don't you? Don't you?
658
00:39:21,278 --> 00:39:24,608
Well, now I'm knocking
at your front door
659
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:30,118
and I'm looking for the right cure
660
00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:34,457
I'm still a little bit unsure
661
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,788
okay, now take off that veil.
662
00:39:38,253 --> 00:39:39,303
Uh-uh.
663
00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:21,248
I think I've blown something.
664
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,128
Does anyone else smell cinnamon?
665
00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:28,303
Gail:
Move it, fatso.
666
00:42:30,008 --> 00:42:36,638
You can never tell where this might go
667
00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:40,979
okay, you are blowing my mind.
You have to show me who you are.
668
00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:54,952
- We have to go.
- What?
669
00:42:55,158 --> 00:42:57,118
- Come.
- No, ange.
670
00:42:57,327 --> 00:42:59,867
In the middle of a really big moment
right now.
671
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,040
Someone had an accident
and went home.
672
00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:05,881
Katie:
I'm so sorry.
673
00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:07,837
Wait, you...
674
00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:10,125
Hey. Wait.
675
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:11,550
But who are you?
676
00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:14,338
Over here. Go, go, go.
677
00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:25,519
- We beat her.
- I love you for this.
678
00:43:43,874 --> 00:43:46,044
Interesting babysitting attire.
679
00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:49,713
I should've known
you'd go behind my back again.
680
00:43:50,172 --> 00:43:53,092
And that Paula Abdul wannabe,
trying to distract me.
681
00:43:53,425 --> 00:43:55,635
Don't talk about her like that.
682
00:43:57,638 --> 00:44:00,678
Your friend wants to be a choreographer,
if memory serves.
683
00:44:00,891 --> 00:44:04,521
She might've made a decent one
if she hadn't gotten herself expelled.
684
00:44:04,728 --> 00:44:06,938
Guess she can kiss
them Juilliard dreams goodbye.
685
00:44:07,147 --> 00:44:10,227
Look, I'll do whatever you want.
Okay? Just leave ange out of this.
686
00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:13,646
That depends if you pull another stunt
like tonight, sugar.
687
00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:17,701
- I won't.
- I'll be taking this.
688
00:44:24,206 --> 00:44:27,376
Only her eyes were piercing at me
through this veil, but her voice...
689
00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:29,634
How hot was the girl
on a scale of one to 10?
690
00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,707
- An 11.
- The hotness scale only goes 10.
691
00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:33,592
Yeah, this girl had love potential.
692
00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:36,089
- Ooh, love.
- Shut it.
693
00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:41,599
We are gonna do this for hours
until we get it right. Even if it takes hours.
694
00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:46,189
Now, sing like your life depends on it.
Because, sugar, it does.
695
00:44:47,271 --> 00:44:48,901
We're recording.
696
00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:50,979
Plug in the Mike
697
00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:52,441
open the curtain
698
00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:54,896
turn on the lights
699
00:44:55,112 --> 00:44:56,822
I'm through rehearsing
700
00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:59,320
- dang, she's good, man.
- Told you, man.
701
00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:00,743
Check this out, all right?
702
00:45:00,951 --> 00:45:04,501
Thirty-nine girls in the singing program
which means 85 percent...
703
00:45:04,705 --> 00:45:06,505
...have music during the sixth period.
704
00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,537
So your girl's in one of those rooms.
705
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,750
The feeling ignites
706
00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:12,091
I'm in control
707
00:45:12,296 --> 00:45:14,206
oh, cut. Cut.
708
00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:16,263
That was subpar at best.
709
00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:18,966
From the top, pretty please.
710
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,970
Girls:
Amazing grace
711
00:45:23,182 --> 00:45:24,722
it's cool, I got this.
712
00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:27,273
Ladies, all my single ladies.
713
00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:30,437
My boy Luke here has a special favor
to ask of you, all right?
714
00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:33,727
He needs vocals
for this big show coming up, so...
715
00:45:33,942 --> 00:45:35,492
- My name is...
- Luke Morgan.
716
00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:38,824
You will put me in the showcase.
Oh, yes, you will.
717
00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:42,913
- Maybe I could ask you to sing first?
- I am so gonna rock your world.
718
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,450
I love the way you love me, Luke
719
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,253
inside my head every night
720
00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:51,878
you come and kiss me good night
721
00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:55,125
whatever you see is what you get
722
00:45:55,339 --> 00:45:57,879
why don't you not suck
and do it again, okay?
723
00:45:59,635 --> 00:46:04,185
I wanna be with you forever...
724
00:46:04,389 --> 00:46:07,309
Plumberg:
What is going on in here? Disgusting.
725
00:46:07,518 --> 00:46:10,348
You two boys are not in my class.
Stop. Wait.
726
00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:19,611
Stop. Wait. Stop.
727
00:46:38,715 --> 00:46:41,005
I got nothing to lose
728
00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:42,338
I've been exposed
729
00:46:42,553 --> 00:46:44,853
I'm paying my dues
730
00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:46,385
playing the role
731
00:46:47,224 --> 00:46:49,354
- oh, really?
- We are back where we started.
732
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,640
This is not good.
733
00:46:52,229 --> 00:46:53,979
That's her. That's her voice.
734
00:46:54,189 --> 00:46:56,019
Plumberg:
Don't think you can get away from me.
735
00:46:56,233 --> 00:46:58,573
- Step aside. Step aside.
- Please. Wait.
736
00:46:58,777 --> 00:47:02,107
Okay. But first, why don't you
just both audition for me?
737
00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:03,372
Listen...
738
00:47:03,574 --> 00:47:06,994
Luke, you are the one for me, yes you are
739
00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:08,832
you just don't know it yet
740
00:47:20,716 --> 00:47:24,676
Make you believe in me
741
00:47:24,887 --> 00:47:27,847
I can be what you want me to be
742
00:47:28,056 --> 00:47:31,636
tonight is the night
where I make you see
743
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:35,732
That I can be
anything, anything, anything
744
00:47:35,939 --> 00:47:39,779
I'll make you believe in me
745
00:47:40,277 --> 00:47:43,147
I can be what you want me to be
746
00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:46,413
tonight is the night
where I make you see
747
00:47:48,243 --> 00:47:50,163
It was you?
748
00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:53,959
- Oh, sorry to interrupt.
- Oh, no, honey. Interrupt away.
749
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:58,715
I didn't think I'd see you. It was killing me.
Because I felt like we connected.
750
00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:03,339
Excuse me.
Uh, how exactly did you two connect?
751
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:06,260
Yeah, how did we? I mean, we did?
752
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:08,640
- Through...
- With your lyrics. They just...
753
00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:11,984
- I can't get them out of my head.
- My lyrics. Yeah.
754
00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:14,137
Gail:
Well, how wonderful.
755
00:48:14,353 --> 00:48:17,523
But, uh, bev has to prepare
for her showcase audition.
756
00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:19,981
Oh, no. She doesn't need to audition.
You're in.
757
00:48:21,485 --> 00:48:23,285
Do you wanna grab a bite later?
758
00:48:23,487 --> 00:48:24,567
- Yeah.
Plumberg: Wait.
759
00:48:25,489 --> 00:48:26,949
You have a date with detention.
760
00:48:27,157 --> 00:48:28,577
Actually, he has a date with me.
761
00:48:28,784 --> 00:48:30,454
Dear me, did I not fire you?
762
00:48:30,661 --> 00:48:33,331
- I have tenure.
- One call and you're wearing a paper hat...
763
00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:36,619
...that says "welcome to McDonald's.
How may I take your order?"
764
00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,294
- Five calls.
- Two calls and text.
765
00:48:38,502 --> 00:48:40,382
Two calls, a text, several long e-mails.
766
00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:43,337
Gail: One text and a tweet.
- One text and a re-tweet.
767
00:48:43,549 --> 00:48:45,879
Oh, for god's sakes,
go lick a chalkboard.
768
00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:47,553
Fine.
769
00:48:48,345 --> 00:48:49,885
I hate you.
770
00:48:53,517 --> 00:48:57,687
Okay. Um, I'd love to write a song with you.
Let's talk about it tonight?
771
00:48:57,938 --> 00:48:59,858
- I'd love to.
- Okay, you're on.
772
00:49:06,446 --> 00:49:08,026
I've always wanted to write a song.
773
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:11,410
Maybe I'll write about my skin.
They say love tightens your pores.
774
00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,038
What rhymes with pores?
775
00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:16,005
Chores. Bores. Sores.
776
00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,376
Katie, I've got a new task for you.
777
00:49:18,584 --> 00:49:20,754
Crushing disappointment.
778
00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:24,711
You are gonna write a song for bev
to say she wrote for Luke.
779
00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:26,927
A song
about what a good kisser Luke is?
780
00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:29,014
Gail:
We can't just give him a song.
781
00:49:29,219 --> 00:49:32,389
He wants to write it with you
and you know nothing about music.
782
00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:35,020
Katie, I'm sorry to say...
783
00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:37,725
...but bev's gonna need some help
keeping your man.
784
00:49:37,936 --> 00:49:39,056
Well, I mean, her man.
785
00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:56,124
Oh, and that silky smooth sound
you hit on the high notes, that is just...
786
00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:58,540
It is the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
787
00:49:59,082 --> 00:50:01,842
Silky and sexy. That's good. Ha, ha.
788
00:50:02,044 --> 00:50:05,384
I don't know why, but I was kind of
surprised that you were into music.
789
00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:07,302
- Yeah, me too.
- What?
790
00:50:07,758 --> 00:50:09,798
I mean, I am.
791
00:50:10,052 --> 00:50:12,802
Are you okay?
You keep checking your phone.
792
00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,852
Yes. Um... um...
793
00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:20,231
My grandma fell and broke her hip.
794
00:50:20,854 --> 00:50:22,194
So she just sends me updates.
795
00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:24,607
- Old people and their cell phones.
Luke: Yeah.
796
00:50:24,816 --> 00:50:27,736
- So I just I don't wanna miss anything.
- I hope she's okay.
797
00:50:27,945 --> 00:50:28,995
Gail:
Thanks.
798
00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:31,406
But, uh, you were right.
799
00:50:31,615 --> 00:50:33,625
I, um... I have been hiding.
800
00:50:34,326 --> 00:50:36,406
- From your dead?
- Sorry?
801
00:50:37,496 --> 00:50:38,826
Dad.
802
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:40,079
Dad?
803
00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:43,342
- Hiding from your dad?
- Yes.
804
00:50:44,086 --> 00:50:46,546
You seemed upset
that first day that we met.
805
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:49,875
And I thought maybe your dad
had something to do with it.
806
00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:53,302
He wants me to be just like him.
And I wanna play music.
807
00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:56,892
I don't wanna be
some suit managing musicians.
808
00:50:57,432 --> 00:51:00,942
You feel like he wishes
you were a totally different person?
809
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,360
Yes. And sometimes I even wish that.
810
00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,815
- Does that sound stupid?
- Yes.
811
00:51:07,025 --> 00:51:08,225
Sorry?
812
00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:10,237
I mean, no.
813
00:51:10,445 --> 00:51:11,695
I mean, no.
814
00:51:11,905 --> 00:51:14,865
Luke:
So who is your favorite artist?
815
00:51:15,784 --> 00:51:18,414
Today, it would have to be moose.
816
00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:19,790
Do you mean muse?
817
00:51:20,247 --> 00:51:22,117
Yeah, muse. That's what I said.
818
00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:23,925
Oh.
819
00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:28,756
But old-school
would have to be John Lennon.
820
00:51:28,964 --> 00:51:31,634
Oh, god, I love Lennon.
His lyrics are so honest.
821
00:51:32,593 --> 00:51:35,353
His voice was just like an angle.
822
00:51:36,638 --> 00:51:39,138
- An angle?
- Yeah.
823
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:40,981
Learn how to read.
824
00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:44,485
Yeah, it would be like, uh, a right angle,
you know.
825
00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:46,938
It would start out at 90 degrees.
826
00:51:47,149 --> 00:51:51,649
And then it would just take you somewhere
that you never expected you would go.
827
00:51:54,323 --> 00:51:56,783
- Doesn't really make any sense, does it?
- Not at all.
828
00:51:56,992 --> 00:51:59,122
Maybe you could just ask me
another question.
829
00:51:59,328 --> 00:52:01,998
I wasn't kidding when I said
we should write together.
830
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:03,536
That's not a question.
831
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,130
Oh, okay.
832
00:52:06,335 --> 00:52:09,005
Um, how about what inspires you
to write music?
833
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,170
What inspires me?
That's a good question.
834
00:52:13,842 --> 00:52:17,142
You know, I would have to say...
It would be, um...
835
00:52:18,931 --> 00:52:20,181
Inspiration!
836
00:52:21,058 --> 00:52:22,518
Oh. Wow. Ahem.
837
00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:25,146
You know,
inspiration is such a deeply, uh...
838
00:52:25,354 --> 00:52:30,734
It's personal. It's, like, kind of indefinable,
I guess you could say.
839
00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:36,029
It's just personal. Oh, my god.
840
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,160
- I'm so sorry.
Luke: No, you're okay. Um...
841
00:52:39,368 --> 00:52:41,948
Bev: Did it get on your jacket?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
842
00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:44,162
Luke: No, you know what? You're fine.
It's just...
843
00:52:44,373 --> 00:52:45,543
Oh, no. Uh...
844
00:52:45,749 --> 00:52:49,339
- Is grandma okay?
- Uh, no. Um, she has to go to the bathroom.
845
00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:52,425
- Oh, she does tell you everything.
Bev: I should go to the bathroom too.
846
00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:55,722
I'll be right back.
847
00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:02,521
What are you doing? Get back out there.
This is working like a charm.
848
00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:05,524
What do you want me to do?
Send smoke signals?
849
00:53:05,727 --> 00:53:08,937
- No.
- Look, you can go back in there, okay?
850
00:53:09,147 --> 00:53:11,517
But you are so in over your head
you don't even know it.
851
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:12,983
No, I'm not. You know what?
852
00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:15,453
I'm so sick of using your words.
I don't need you.
853
00:53:15,654 --> 00:53:17,704
I can do this on my own.
Luke wants me.
854
00:53:17,906 --> 00:53:19,736
I talk good.
855
00:53:20,534 --> 00:53:21,914
Hey, good luck.
856
00:53:25,956 --> 00:53:27,866
- Hi.
- Sorry.
857
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:31,843
So let's talk classical music.
Who are your favorites?
858
00:53:32,045 --> 00:53:33,085
Mozart.
859
00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:34,960
Beethoven?
860
00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:37,587
Tchaikovsky. You are a swan lake girl,
aren't you?
861
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:41,222
- I have bad news. My grandma croaked.
- Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
862
00:53:41,430 --> 00:53:43,810
- I should go.
- Look, if you wanna talk about it, i...
863
00:53:44,016 --> 00:53:47,846
You know, I would prefer to remember
my grandma's memory in silence.
864
00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:53,944
Crap.
865
00:54:02,034 --> 00:54:03,244
Mah-meh, mah-meh.
866
00:54:03,452 --> 00:54:06,752
Gail: Victor, if you have stolen my
commemorative Gandhi knife again...
867
00:54:06,955 --> 00:54:08,615
...i will make you into a eunuch.
868
00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:13,595
You were supposed to be
watching Victor.
869
00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:16,085
You told me you wanted the chandelier
to sparkle.
870
00:54:16,298 --> 00:54:19,798
Now I want you to throw out
my facelessness.
871
00:54:37,819 --> 00:54:39,649
Victor, is bev in?
872
00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:44,485
I'll tell you
when you can guess what song I'm playing
873
00:54:44,910 --> 00:54:45,990
is bev in?
874
00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:47,543
Guess what song!
875
00:54:47,746 --> 00:54:49,826
It doesn't sound like anything
I've ever heard!
876
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:54,380
That's because I don't know how to play!
We could be here all day!
877
00:54:54,586 --> 00:54:56,416
Well, I could show you some chords!
878
00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:01,050
- I thought you wanted to see bev.
- Bev can wait a sec.
879
00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:02,546
- Okay.
- Yeah?
880
00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:05,141
Now, I'm gonna show you three chords.
881
00:55:05,347 --> 00:55:07,307
- And we're gonna turn it into a song.
- Okay.
882
00:55:07,516 --> 00:55:09,176
This is the first chord.
883
00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:11,270
It's an e.
884
00:55:11,562 --> 00:55:13,692
All right. Second chord.
885
00:55:14,523 --> 00:55:16,023
Go to g. Slide it up.
886
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,861
Oh, yeah. Okay.
887
00:55:19,069 --> 00:55:22,069
There we go.
Slide it up again. You got an a.
888
00:55:22,447 --> 00:55:24,027
There. We're gonna put it together.
889
00:55:24,241 --> 00:55:25,871
- It's gonna be a whole song.
- Okay.
890
00:55:30,706 --> 00:55:31,826
Now.
891
00:55:54,313 --> 00:55:57,403
Very good. You can play, you rascal.
892
00:55:57,608 --> 00:56:00,778
If you practice and with that haircut,
you could be a beatle.
893
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:03,236
No, the stones are a lot better.
894
00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:07,115
- Luke.
- Hey.
895
00:56:07,326 --> 00:56:08,986
Katie: Hi.
- I keep running into you here.
896
00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:10,953
But no partial nudity this time.
897
00:56:11,163 --> 00:56:14,213
Um, I didn't know you and bev
had a date today.
898
00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:16,376
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm kind of surprising her.
899
00:56:16,585 --> 00:56:19,005
I'll go get her.
900
00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:22,297
He's crazy.
901
00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:24,128
So it looks like she lost her head.
902
00:56:24,676 --> 00:56:28,966
Oh. Yeah, it's an artist's rendition
of what's going on up there.
903
00:56:30,849 --> 00:56:32,269
You play a Gallagher?
904
00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:33,985
That is so cool.
905
00:56:34,186 --> 00:56:36,096
- You know guitars.
- No. Uh-uh.
906
00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:41,360
I mean, yeah, a little. Not really.
907
00:56:41,777 --> 00:56:46,697
Yeah, I know. I like the way the, um...
The rosewood holds the, uh...
908
00:56:48,158 --> 00:56:50,618
- The notes.
- Notes.
909
00:56:51,078 --> 00:56:52,118
Notes, yeah. Um...
910
00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:57,205
You always seem to disappear.
I really wish you wouldn't.
911
00:56:58,335 --> 00:56:59,955
You're actually quite cool.
912
00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:01,804
You think I'm cool?
913
00:57:04,132 --> 00:57:06,762
Luke. Hi.
914
00:57:06,969 --> 00:57:08,009
- What a surprise.
- Um...
915
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:11,060
- Oh, god, I love your skinny jeans.
- Oh, thank you. Uh...
916
00:57:12,057 --> 00:57:14,347
I brought my guitar.
We could write that song.
917
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,310
- Awesome. Yeah.
- Okay.
918
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,900
Oh, yeah. I guess I gotta go disappear.
919
00:57:20,482 --> 00:57:23,822
And can you just wait in there
for one minute?
920
00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:25,817
Thanks.
921
00:57:34,663 --> 00:57:36,793
- I need your new song.
- What? I'm not done yet.
922
00:57:36,999 --> 00:57:38,289
Give me what you have so far.
923
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,710
- Come on.
- Don't break my heart.
924
00:57:40,919 --> 00:57:42,709
I will break more than that.
925
00:57:42,921 --> 00:57:44,671
- No, that's the Lyric.
- What?
926
00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:46,505
That's it?
927
00:57:46,842 --> 00:57:50,302
You have had forever to work on this.
Oh, my god, you're giving me a twitch.
928
00:57:52,222 --> 00:57:53,682
Fine.
929
00:57:58,353 --> 00:57:59,403
Bev:
Victor?
930
00:57:59,605 --> 00:58:01,195
- Victor.
- Victor.
931
00:58:01,857 --> 00:58:03,817
Bev:
I know you're there.
932
00:58:10,574 --> 00:58:14,334
You're trespassing
and you've just entered a world of hurt.
933
00:58:14,536 --> 00:58:16,996
Yeah, well, I know all about
your surveillance crap, Victor.
934
00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:19,706
Your cameras hidden in every nook
and cranny, I know.
935
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:22,918
- What kinds of nooks and crannies?
- You can't prove anything.
936
00:58:23,128 --> 00:58:26,088
Well, I won't tell mom
if you do me a favor.
937
00:58:27,049 --> 00:58:28,929
I need Katie to talk to me
with no one knowing.
938
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:31,264
- No one can hear her. She can hear me.
- Don't.
939
00:58:31,470 --> 00:58:34,220
- Is it possible?
- Say no.
940
00:58:35,557 --> 00:58:36,887
You've come to the right man.
941
00:58:37,309 --> 00:58:39,809
Watch and learn, ladies.
942
00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:49,396
I can hide a Mike anywhere.
943
00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:51,237
Mom swallowed one.
944
00:58:51,448 --> 00:58:53,738
And you don't wanna hear the live feed,
trust me.
945
00:58:53,951 --> 00:58:55,241
Oh, this is insane.
946
00:58:55,744 --> 00:58:57,084
I guarantee my work.
947
00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:59,211
- Hey, Victor, set up Katie.
- Okay.
948
00:58:59,414 --> 00:59:01,214
Here you go, Katie.
949
00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:04,209
I put this in my ear?
950
00:59:04,419 --> 00:59:07,459
You put it on your ear and you talk.
951
00:59:08,924 --> 00:59:11,264
Well, you are ugly,
you could probably fit all it in there.
952
00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:13,929
Luke, I'm so sorry.
953
00:59:14,179 --> 00:59:16,559
I have to give Katie a sisterly talk,
you know.
954
00:59:16,765 --> 00:59:18,635
She's so high-maintenance. Ha, ha.
955
00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:20,811
Anyway, well, where were we?
956
00:59:21,019 --> 00:59:22,349
Uh, well, we hadn't started.
957
00:59:22,563 --> 00:59:24,563
- Perfect. Let's start.
Katie: Bev.
958
00:59:24,773 --> 00:59:26,233
Uh, bev, hey, can you hear me?
959
00:59:26,441 --> 00:59:27,611
What do you wanna start with?
960
00:59:27,818 --> 00:59:28,858
- Katie: Bev?
- Yes.
961
00:59:29,069 --> 00:59:31,199
- What?
- What? Ha.
962
00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:33,325
Luke:
You wanna sing and I'll play Harmony?
963
00:59:33,532 --> 00:59:35,742
Uh, no.
I was thinking maybe you could sing...
964
00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:38,161
...and I could give you some lyrics
that I wrote.
965
00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:39,750
Luke:
That sounds good, okay.
966
00:59:39,955 --> 00:59:42,085
- I... um...
Bev: I'll just write them down.
967
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,881
They are, um... um...
968
00:59:45,627 --> 00:59:46,797
Don't break my heart.
969
00:59:47,504 --> 00:59:48,884
Don't break my heart.
970
00:59:50,132 --> 00:59:51,842
Before I give it to you.
971
00:59:52,176 --> 00:59:53,636
Before I give it to you.
972
00:59:53,844 --> 00:59:56,304
Don't break my heart
before I give it to you, okay.
973
00:59:56,597 --> 00:59:59,517
Katie: Don't tell me no.
- Don't tell me no.
974
01:00:00,976 --> 01:00:02,346
Before I ask you to.
975
01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:04,191
Bev:
Before I ask you to.
976
01:00:04,396 --> 01:00:06,226
Don't tell me no, before I ask you to.
977
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,900
- Yeah.
- That's good. Um...
978
01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:09,283
Thanks.
979
01:00:09,484 --> 01:00:11,444
Luke:
Don't break my heart.
980
01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:15,823
Luke:
More?
981
01:00:16,033 --> 01:00:17,333
Don't say it doesn't fit.
982
01:00:17,534 --> 01:00:19,164
Don't say it doesn't fit.
983
01:00:19,661 --> 01:00:21,121
Before you try it on.
984
01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:22,790
Before you try it on.
985
01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:25,538
Don't say it doesn't fit
before you try it on.
986
01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:26,841
Bev:
Try it on.
987
01:00:27,044 --> 01:00:28,924
- I like it.
- Thanks. Ha, ha.
988
01:00:30,255 --> 01:00:33,625
Um, there's too much to lose.
989
01:00:33,842 --> 01:00:36,302
- There's so much to lose.
Katie: Too much to lose.
990
01:00:36,512 --> 01:00:38,302
Too much to lose.
991
01:00:38,514 --> 01:00:40,144
Katie: To be wrong.
- To be wrong.
992
01:00:40,349 --> 01:00:44,889
Too much to lose to be wrong.
993
01:00:45,103 --> 01:00:47,813
- Yeah. That's good.
Bev: Yeah.
994
01:00:48,482 --> 01:00:49,522
More? You got any more?
995
01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:52,573
Bev: Yeah.
- And it feels like there's something here.
996
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:56,075
Bev: And it feels like
there's something here.
997
01:00:56,657 --> 01:00:58,367
And it feels like there's something here.
998
01:00:58,575 --> 01:01:01,785
But I wanna see it before it disappears.
999
01:01:02,246 --> 01:01:05,616
But I wanna see it
before it disappears.
1000
01:01:08,794 --> 01:01:10,004
- Yeah.
Bev: Do you like that?
1001
01:01:11,463 --> 01:01:14,383
And if there's something real
between me and you.
1002
01:01:14,716 --> 01:01:18,426
Bev: And if there's something real
between me and you.
1003
01:01:18,637 --> 01:01:22,967
Luke: If there's something real between...
- or are we both open to?
1004
01:01:26,895 --> 01:01:30,685
Don't break my heart before I give it to you
1005
01:01:31,692 --> 01:01:35,362
don't tell me no before I ask you to
1006
01:01:36,530 --> 01:01:40,490
don't say it doesn't fit before you try it on
1007
01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:44,331
there's too much to lose to be wrong
1008
01:01:45,664 --> 01:01:49,084
and it feels like there's something here
1009
01:01:50,419 --> 01:01:54,959
but I wanna see it before it disappears
1010
01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:59,894
and if there's something real
between me and you
1011
01:02:00,095 --> 01:02:04,055
well, are we both open to
1012
01:02:04,266 --> 01:02:08,396
all these possibilities
1013
01:02:08,604 --> 01:02:13,234
so many little possibilities
1014
01:02:25,037 --> 01:02:27,117
Katie: Who wants pie?
Both: Ugh!
1015
01:02:27,789 --> 01:02:30,249
Sorry. Um, I was just gonna go
get some pie and thinking:
1016
01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:34,549
"Why should I get pie for myself? There
might be other people that want some pie."
1017
01:02:34,796 --> 01:02:35,836
I want pie.
1018
01:02:36,048 --> 01:02:38,928
No, Katie, there's no pie needs here
at the moment. Thank you.
1019
01:02:39,134 --> 01:02:40,264
You know what? I should go.
1020
01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:43,559
Um, I've got some acts to finalize
for the showcase so I'll, uh...
1021
01:02:43,764 --> 01:02:46,604
We were singing.
And we were doing things.
1022
01:02:46,808 --> 01:02:48,768
And it was amazing. All of it.
1023
01:02:48,977 --> 01:02:51,397
And I'll catch you later, okay?
1024
01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,055
Okay, I'll walk you out.
1025
01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:55,153
- Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
1026
01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:26,971
What are you doing in my bed?
1027
01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:32,442
While waiting for you,
I meditated so strenuously that I fell asleep.
1028
01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:36,606
Mr. Victor,
time for your weekly meditation.
1029
01:03:37,234 --> 01:03:41,994
Today, we are working on, uh,
silence and potty training.
1030
01:03:42,197 --> 01:03:44,237
Gail:
Oh, sit.
1031
01:03:45,742 --> 01:03:46,912
I said sit.
1032
01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:50,369
What in the name of bhuvaneshwari?
1033
01:03:54,293 --> 01:03:55,543
Holy cow.
1034
01:03:55,752 --> 01:03:58,882
Uh, a bottle of wine ago,
I was gonna be sweet as sugar...
1035
01:03:59,089 --> 01:04:03,839
...and apologize for living up
to the stereotype of stepmotherhood.
1036
01:04:04,052 --> 01:04:05,222
Dumb.
1037
01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:10,230
You know, by making you watch
my real daughter steal the boy you like...
1038
01:04:10,434 --> 01:04:11,774
...and the song you wrote.
1039
01:04:12,102 --> 01:04:13,482
You're saying you're sorry?
1040
01:04:13,687 --> 01:04:16,227
Oh, bless your heart. No, no, no.
1041
01:04:16,857 --> 01:04:22,277
I came to my senses and I realized
it was better to just tell you the truth.
1042
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:25,910
You are never gonna amount
to anything.
1043
01:04:26,116 --> 01:04:28,236
My mom is a beyotch.
1044
01:04:28,452 --> 01:04:31,252
And you're a sneaky, sneaky spy,
Mr. Victor.
1045
01:04:31,455 --> 01:04:32,875
How many cameras do you have?
1046
01:04:33,081 --> 01:04:35,751
Enough to know your accent's
faker than my mom's soul.
1047
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:39,419
Oh, and don't get the dumb idea
to throw that showcase.
1048
01:04:39,630 --> 01:04:40,920
Because I talked to a lawyer.
1049
01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:45,761
And he found a loophole that allows me
to access that money your daddy left you...
1050
01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:48,509
...should I need it for a medical reason.
1051
01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:51,562
You know, hello, longer legs.
1052
01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:55,437
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you go...
- I'll sing for bev. Don't worry.
1053
01:04:55,896 --> 01:04:57,896
Well, that was easier than I thought.
1054
01:04:58,106 --> 01:04:59,936
Now, go and make me a vodka tonic.
1055
01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:01,690
Hold the tonic.
1056
01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:13,370
Her reign of terror's gotta stop.
1057
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:15,080
I'm in. What do we do?
1058
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:17,130
Look, there's nothing you can do.
1059
01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:20,133
If you try to help,
it's just gonna make it worse.
1060
01:05:20,337 --> 01:05:23,297
That woman is a demon
spawned from darkness itself.
1061
01:05:23,507 --> 01:05:24,837
I wish she'd go straight back to...
1062
01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:26,800
Hello, Ms. Gail.
1063
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:30,390
Have you, uh, released your mind
from the shackles of thinking today?
1064
01:05:30,597 --> 01:05:32,517
- I'm working on it.
- Very good.
1065
01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:35,516
- How was your meditation?
Gail: I hate you.
1066
01:05:35,853 --> 01:05:38,103
Very good. You look pretty.
1067
01:05:38,313 --> 01:05:40,023
I know.
1068
01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:44,492
That broad
ain't getting away with ruining your life.
1069
01:05:44,695 --> 01:05:46,325
I'm pooping in her bed tonight.
1070
01:05:46,530 --> 01:05:49,320
Victor, I thought you hated me.
1071
01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:50,583
Are you an idiot?
1072
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:52,914
You're the only person
who knows my birthday.
1073
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,950
The only one who says goodnight
to me.
1074
01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:57,963
The only one who makes me
Mac and cheese.
1075
01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,877
You're annoying and ugly...
1076
01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:01,495
...but I sort of love you.
1077
01:06:03,922 --> 01:06:05,552
I sort of love you too.
1078
01:06:06,175 --> 01:06:10,645
But just promise me
you're not gonna do anything, okay?
1079
01:06:11,096 --> 01:06:12,676
- You too.
- Oh, come on.
1080
01:06:12,890 --> 01:06:14,770
- Just... no... ple...
- Just... no. Just...
1081
01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,485
- No. Tony.
- Just one...
1082
01:06:17,394 --> 01:06:18,734
Okay.
1083
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:23,399
All right.
Well, now I get to go fold bev's delicates.
1084
01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:42,536
- Have you ever heard of knocking?
- Ever heard of I don't care?
1085
01:06:42,794 --> 01:06:44,924
Where'd you put my blue blouse?
1086
01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:47,220
Oh, okay.
1087
01:06:47,424 --> 01:06:49,934
Okay, which one of these
do you like better?
1088
01:06:50,844 --> 01:06:54,764
- You actually want my opinion?
- God, I know. What's wrong with me?
1089
01:06:55,724 --> 01:06:59,564
You know how you're a bitch and I act
like I don't care, but truth is I'm sensitive?
1090
01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:02,270
- Actually...
- I need someone to talk to like a sister...
1091
01:07:02,481 --> 01:07:04,401
...and you're better than nothing.
1092
01:07:05,859 --> 01:07:10,279
I'm nervous about tonight.
Oh, my god, why did I just tell you that?
1093
01:07:12,157 --> 01:07:14,277
I don't know.
1094
01:07:14,618 --> 01:07:16,828
It's like my whole body is freaking out.
1095
01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:18,077
I have hives on my butt.
1096
01:07:18,288 --> 01:07:20,748
I can't tell mom
and I can't talk to Luke about it.
1097
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:22,208
He'll say something like:
1098
01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:25,377
"Oh, one minute
you're talented and we're connecting...
1099
01:07:25,587 --> 01:07:28,757
...and the next minute you're self-involved
and histrionic."
1100
01:07:28,966 --> 01:07:32,216
- What does that even mean? I hate history.
- He said that?
1101
01:07:34,054 --> 01:07:37,894
Listen, toadie, he's not falling for you,
he's falling for me.
1102
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:39,770
I just don't know who me is anymore.
1103
01:07:39,977 --> 01:07:42,227
Why are you nervous?
You're not really singing.
1104
01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:45,477
All you have to do is stand there
and look pretty.
1105
01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:49,897
Have you ever thought
about how that makes me feel?
1106
01:07:50,696 --> 01:07:52,106
You have talent.
1107
01:07:52,322 --> 01:07:55,832
You could go on American idol
and forget about the rest of us.
1108
01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:58,406
This is, like, my only chance.
1109
01:07:59,121 --> 01:08:00,791
Pretty doesn't last very long.
1110
01:08:00,998 --> 01:08:02,958
Just look at mom.
1111
01:08:05,127 --> 01:08:06,247
You think I'm talented?
1112
01:08:08,046 --> 01:08:10,166
If you tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it.
1113
01:08:11,842 --> 01:08:13,342
Wear the blue blouse.
1114
01:08:13,552 --> 01:08:15,512
It makes your eyes pop.
1115
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,850
This better work.
1116
01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:22,694
Because if I go down,
you're go down with me.
1117
01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:39,287
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, my party people?
1118
01:08:39,494 --> 01:08:42,544
Yeah. All right, all right, all right.
Let's get this show started.
1119
01:08:42,748 --> 01:08:46,708
Welcome to the stage, my boy, my British
biscuit and y'all's host for the night...
1120
01:08:46,919 --> 01:08:49,379
...Luke Morgan.
1121
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:55,007
Are you amped for the Wellesley academy
of the arts showcase?
1122
01:08:56,553 --> 01:09:00,643
Good. Because we have Mickey O'Malley
spinning tonight.
1123
01:09:04,561 --> 01:09:10,651
So let's get this party started
with big pain ticket.
1124
01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:24,120
I wanna kiss your apocalypse
1125
01:09:24,331 --> 01:09:27,381
wrap you in my armageddon
1126
01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:31,054
sing you a twisted serenade
1127
01:09:31,255 --> 01:09:34,345
we can run away together
1128
01:09:45,227 --> 01:09:47,227
Hello, guy. So glad you could make it.
1129
01:09:47,437 --> 01:09:50,437
My two a&r guys, tom and, uh, tom.
1130
01:09:51,024 --> 01:09:52,364
Uh, did I miss your big lineup?
1131
01:09:52,568 --> 01:09:56,108
You're just in time. And I know
you'll love the closing act. She's amazing.
1132
01:09:56,321 --> 01:09:57,991
Well, I expect nothing less.
1133
01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:03,408
Oh, yeah. Nothing and less are definitely
two words I'd use to describe it.
1134
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:06,210
Why don't I show you and the Toms
to the vip section?
1135
01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:09,925
Katie, go help bev
with her makeup, please.
1136
01:10:10,127 --> 01:10:11,747
- Okay.
- Now.
1137
01:10:11,962 --> 01:10:13,922
This way, please, come on.
1138
01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:16,221
What a lovely suit.
1139
01:10:20,804 --> 01:10:21,854
Move it.
1140
01:10:22,055 --> 01:10:24,425
Hey. Out of the way. Out of the way.
Michael. Michael.
1141
01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:26,851
I have to announce what's next.
I'll see you at the end.
1142
01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:28,940
Guy. Tom. Tom.
1143
01:10:29,563 --> 01:10:30,983
I'll be right back.
1144
01:10:33,483 --> 01:10:34,733
Good to see you.
1145
01:10:34,943 --> 01:10:36,823
Nice suit.
1146
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:47,120
What was that back there?
This is your last chance to get it right.
1147
01:10:47,789 --> 01:10:50,249
Unless you wanna see
Angela's Juilliard dreams go bye-bye.
1148
01:10:50,459 --> 01:10:54,799
Is that what you wanna be? A little
dwarfish Asian girl's dream crusher, huh?
1149
01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:56,045
- Do you?
- No. No.
1150
01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:59,086
No? No? No? Then focus!
1151
01:11:04,598 --> 01:11:07,228
- Look, ange, you...
- Gail's been threatening me too.
1152
01:11:07,434 --> 01:11:09,484
That's why you're doing
what she wants.
1153
01:11:09,811 --> 01:11:12,111
- To protect me.
- Ange.
1154
01:11:12,689 --> 01:11:14,609
You're my best friend.
1155
01:11:14,816 --> 01:11:17,236
Look, I'd do anything for you.
1156
01:11:27,704 --> 01:11:29,544
Okay.
1157
01:11:31,792 --> 01:11:36,342
So we're gonna take it up a notch
with Jason Berkeley and the funky funk.
1158
01:11:42,177 --> 01:11:43,217
Scratch that.
1159
01:11:43,428 --> 01:11:46,258
Um, here are my boys, the oral majority.
1160
01:11:55,023 --> 01:11:57,443
I'm lost in a world that rattles my brain
1161
01:11:57,651 --> 01:12:01,571
cleaning up my life
from the mess you made, oh, oh
1162
01:12:04,366 --> 01:12:05,696
Gail:
Move it. Guy.
1163
01:12:05,909 --> 01:12:10,039
This is just the boring appetizer.
The real showstopper's up next.
1164
01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:11,707
Guy: Ah!
Gail: Oh!
1165
01:12:11,915 --> 01:12:14,745
You okay, Mr. Morgan?
Here, let me get that for you.
1166
01:12:16,211 --> 01:12:17,381
Well, it had better be.
1167
01:12:17,588 --> 01:12:18,758
I have to pee.
1168
01:12:18,964 --> 01:12:22,224
Oh, I will take you to the pee, Mr. Victor.
1169
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:26,967
Sorry.
1170
01:12:27,431 --> 01:12:29,891
So keep on knocking, knocking, knocking
1171
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:35,060
but, baby, you're better off walking
'cause I ain't gonna let you in
1172
01:12:35,772 --> 01:12:37,902
never again
1173
01:12:38,108 --> 01:12:41,148
no, not again
1174
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:43,701
never again
1175
01:12:43,906 --> 01:12:47,196
no, not again
1176
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:53,329
My brothers, yeah!
1177
01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:54,960
Luke:
Okay.
1178
01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:57,462
You guys having a good time?
1179
01:12:58,003 --> 01:13:02,423
Let's keep it going
with Beverly Van ravensway.
1180
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,730
Plug in the Mike
1181
01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:18,189
open the curtain
1182
01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:19,768
turn on the lights
1183
01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:21,937
I'm through rehearsing
1184
01:13:22,152 --> 01:13:24,202
the feeling ignites
1185
01:13:24,404 --> 01:13:25,454
I'm in control
1186
01:13:25,656 --> 01:13:29,736
the crowd's in the palm of my hand
all my fans stand
1187
01:13:29,952 --> 01:13:33,332
what is the truth?
What's an illusion?
1188
01:13:33,539 --> 01:13:37,209
You're searching for proof
but are you certain?
1189
01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:40,957
Whatever you see is what you get
1190
01:13:41,171 --> 01:13:44,921
if words paint a picture
then I bet you I can get you, yeah
1191
01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:49,303
I'll make you believe in me
1192
01:13:49,513 --> 01:13:52,723
I can be what you want me to be
1193
01:13:52,933 --> 01:13:56,313
tonight is the night
where I'll make you see
1194
01:13:56,520 --> 01:14:00,190
that I can be
anything, anything, anything
1195
01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:04,779
I'll make you believe in me
1196
01:14:04,987 --> 01:14:06,397
I can be what you want...
1197
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,370
Katie:
Give me...
1198
01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:22,131
I'm so sorry, my Mike...
My Mike isn't working.
1199
01:14:22,546 --> 01:14:25,046
Uh, excuse me.
1200
01:14:27,885 --> 01:14:30,055
I don't know.
Give me that. Give me that.
1201
01:14:35,225 --> 01:14:39,435
How dare you sabotage your mother,
you rotten, rotten little boy?
1202
01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:42,186
You, give me that. It doesn't matter.
1203
01:14:42,399 --> 01:14:45,069
- We'll do it live.
- What? What?
1204
01:14:46,445 --> 01:14:48,415
Ha. My Mike is broken. I'm so sorry.
1205
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:54,120
Here.
1206
01:14:55,704 --> 01:14:57,124
What?
1207
01:14:57,331 --> 01:14:58,961
Stay.
1208
01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:05,260
No, no, no. You gotta get out of here.
1209
01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:08,931
You're about to sing for bev.
Why are you about to sing for bev?
1210
01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:10,935
She can't sing.
1211
01:15:14,973 --> 01:15:16,433
My Mike.
1212
01:15:17,351 --> 01:15:18,561
Bev:
Come on.
1213
01:15:18,769 --> 01:15:20,689
Hey. All of you, keep playing.
1214
01:15:21,355 --> 01:15:23,115
Keep playing, you idiots.
1215
01:15:23,315 --> 01:15:25,575
It was your voice the whole time?
Bev never sang at all?
1216
01:15:27,236 --> 01:15:30,566
And she's about to not sing
for a whole bunch of people, so please...
1217
01:15:30,781 --> 01:15:33,951
And on the dates, that... that was you.
1218
01:15:38,413 --> 01:15:40,543
I got nothing to lose
1219
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,381
I've been exposed
1220
01:15:42,584 --> 01:15:44,674
I'm paying my dues
1221
01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:45,998
playing the role
1222
01:15:46,213 --> 01:15:48,553
I'm breaking the rules
1223
01:15:48,757 --> 01:15:49,917
flow in the flow
1224
01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:51,303
my camera!
1225
01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:54,050
I got the whole world nodding, yes
like some bobbleheads
1226
01:15:54,263 --> 01:15:55,643
I'll break a sweat
1227
01:15:56,807 --> 01:15:57,847
if you want it
1228
01:15:58,058 --> 01:16:00,098
confess all your sins
1229
01:16:00,310 --> 01:16:01,600
you know you got 'em
1230
01:16:01,812 --> 01:16:04,022
the room's in a spin
1231
01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:05,271
the fever's pitched
1232
01:16:05,482 --> 01:16:07,442
- you gotta go. Come on, get out there.
Katie: Aah!
1233
01:16:07,651 --> 01:16:09,321
I'm legit, I'm no counterfeit
1234
01:16:09,528 --> 01:16:13,948
I'll make you believe in me
1235
01:16:14,157 --> 01:16:16,907
I can be what you want me to be
1236
01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:20,749
tonight is the night where I make you see
1237
01:16:20,956 --> 01:16:24,536
that I can be
anything, anything, anything
1238
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:29,051
I'll make you believe in me
1239
01:16:29,256 --> 01:16:30,466
I can be what you want me to be
1240
01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:33,474
hey! Shut that camera down! Now!
1241
01:16:33,677 --> 01:16:36,097
Tonight is the night where I make you see
1242
01:16:36,305 --> 01:16:40,145
that I can be
anything, anything, anything
1243
01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:42,440
you want from me
1244
01:16:48,901 --> 01:16:50,691
That's what I'm talking about.
1245
01:16:52,529 --> 01:16:54,989
Shut the power down. Shut it down.
Just...
1246
01:16:58,202 --> 01:17:00,542
Not so fast, jerknuts.
1247
01:17:03,874 --> 01:17:05,214
Hey. Clear.
1248
01:17:08,337 --> 01:17:10,707
Luke: Sing something else.
Crowd: We want more! We want more!
1249
01:17:10,923 --> 01:17:12,223
Like what?
1250
01:17:12,508 --> 01:17:14,338
The demo you snuck my dad. I heard it.
1251
01:17:14,551 --> 01:17:16,301
Angela: Yeah, do it!
Luke: Do it!
1252
01:17:16,512 --> 01:17:21,852
Crowd: We want more!
We want more! We want more!
1253
01:17:24,645 --> 01:17:26,605
Okay, follow my lead, guys.
1254
01:17:34,321 --> 01:17:38,321
There's a little secret
I would like to tell you
1255
01:17:41,411 --> 01:17:46,081
there's a book of lies
I know they'll try to sell you
1256
01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:50,842
and they'll try and they'll try
to convince you to buy
1257
01:17:51,046 --> 01:17:52,546
you need them
1258
01:17:54,508 --> 01:17:57,888
so the next time you're down
look inside, not around
1259
01:17:58,095 --> 01:18:01,225
I can dress myself
1260
01:18:01,431 --> 01:18:04,351
there's no need for someone's help
1261
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,140
there's no one to blame
1262
01:18:06,353 --> 01:18:12,073
there's no one to save you but yourself
1263
01:18:12,276 --> 01:18:15,526
I can justify
1264
01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:18,657
all the mistakes in my life
1265
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:22,036
it's taught me to be
it's given to me
1266
01:18:22,244 --> 01:18:24,584
and I'll survive
1267
01:18:24,788 --> 01:18:27,958
'cause I have blessed myself
1268
01:18:29,418 --> 01:18:36,258
do you ever wonder
how anything can make you cry?
1269
01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:40,096
Have yourself discover
1270
01:18:40,304 --> 01:18:47,274
that the pain you feel
is the pain that you deny
1271
01:18:47,477 --> 01:18:50,687
you can bless yourself
1272
01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:53,778
there's no need for someone else
1273
01:18:53,984 --> 01:19:01,374
there's no one to blame
there's no one to save you but yourself
1274
01:19:01,575 --> 01:19:04,745
I can justify
1275
01:19:04,953 --> 01:19:07,873
all the mistakes in my life
1276
01:19:08,081 --> 01:19:11,131
it's taught me to be
it's given to me
1277
01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:13,805
and I'll survive
1278
01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:16,764
'cause I have blessed myself
1279
01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:35,903
Announcer:
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
1280
01:19:36,109 --> 01:19:39,489
We hope you enjoyed the Wellesley
academy of arts showcase.
1281
01:19:39,696 --> 01:19:42,236
Angela:
Oh, my god, you were so good.
1282
01:19:42,616 --> 01:19:44,906
Who are you?
You're like a freaking rock star.
1283
01:19:45,118 --> 01:19:47,158
Are you kidding me? Man, she likes you...
1284
01:19:58,423 --> 01:20:01,343
So, what did he say? Is he mad?
1285
01:20:01,552 --> 01:20:03,182
Yeah. He's pretty ticked off...
1286
01:20:03,387 --> 01:20:07,137
...that I'm not already making
the next big album for Kensington records.
1287
01:20:09,101 --> 01:20:10,891
Oh. Which album?
1288
01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:12,810
Your album.
1289
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:16,481
- Are you kidding me?
- No.
1290
01:20:18,068 --> 01:20:20,568
- You're... you're serious?
- Uh-huh.
1291
01:20:22,781 --> 01:20:24,071
Victor:
Go for it.
1292
01:20:24,283 --> 01:20:26,703
We're making an album.
And we're writing it together.
1293
01:20:27,244 --> 01:20:29,254
Mickey: Yeah! Yeah!
Angela: I'm so happy.
1294
01:20:29,454 --> 01:20:31,214
Tony:
You know, I sing too.
1295
01:20:31,415 --> 01:20:35,045
I can do a whole monologue album.
Incredible. Hey, congratulations.
1296
01:20:35,252 --> 01:20:39,712
- Yo, blow it up. Boom.
Mickey: I'm your boy. Call me up.
1297
01:20:39,923 --> 01:20:43,343
Luke: Yeah. Yeah, he's really good
at guitars. He's a kook.
1298
01:20:58,066 --> 01:20:59,606
Guy! Wait!
1299
01:20:59,818 --> 01:21:03,278
- What now, Gail? More lies?
- Well, everyone lies in this business.
1300
01:21:03,488 --> 01:21:04,528
It's called spin.
1301
01:21:05,157 --> 01:21:06,487
So bev can't sing.
1302
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,410
That didn't stop Jessica Simpson.
1303
01:21:08,619 --> 01:21:12,209
Well, we'll see what the school board
thinks when I give them a ring, shall we?
1304
01:21:12,581 --> 01:21:15,331
How dare you? Teaching is my life.
1305
01:21:15,542 --> 01:21:17,462
Give it up, mom.
1306
01:21:19,671 --> 01:21:21,131
Gail:
Guy!
1307
01:21:22,466 --> 01:21:26,136
I will have my nirvana moment.
1308
01:21:26,386 --> 01:21:30,096
I'll make you believe in me
1309
01:21:31,642 --> 01:21:34,642
I can be what you want me to be
1310
01:21:34,853 --> 01:21:37,443
oh, come on. Look alive, people.
I'm a star.
1311
01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:39,188
Let's try this again.
1312
01:21:39,399 --> 01:21:41,229
I'll make you believe...
1313
01:21:42,819 --> 01:21:45,569
Oh, no. You want a piece of me?
1314
01:22:11,223 --> 01:22:13,483
Hey. Clear.
1315
01:22:29,157 --> 01:22:31,277
Run this town tonight
1316
01:22:31,493 --> 01:22:33,833
where's breakfast...? Sorry.
1317
01:23:15,746 --> 01:23:18,286
I'm lost in a world
that rattles my brain
1318
01:23:18,498 --> 01:23:21,378
I'm cleaning up my life
from the mess you made, oh, oh
1319
01:23:26,340 --> 01:23:29,880
- Katie, are you wearing a doormat?
- Welcome.
1320
01:23:36,308 --> 01:23:38,388
Thanks. Now the pants.
1321
01:23:43,565 --> 01:23:47,855
And then it would just take you somewhere
that you never expected you would go.
1322
01:23:52,282 --> 01:23:55,242
You wanna hear
the monologue from my fair lady?
1323
01:23:55,452 --> 01:23:57,622
Oy, mate, oy.
1324
01:24:17,099 --> 01:24:18,929
I love my life.
1325
01:24:19,142 --> 01:24:21,312
Call me.
Hello?
1326
01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:47,002
Luke:
Yeah. You like it? You like it? Yeah.
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