A Cinderella Story 2004. .

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GIRL: Once upon a time, in a faraway
kingdom, lived a beautiful little girl...

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...and her widowed father.

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its beautiful.

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GIRL: Okay. It wasn't that long ago.
And it wasn't really a faraway kingdom.

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[HONKING AND DRILLING]

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It was the San Fernando Valley.
It looked faraway...

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...because you barely see it
through the smog.

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But to me, growing up,
the Valley was my kingdom.

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[SAM GIGGLES]

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I was my dad's best friend.
And he was mine.

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Being raised by a man put me behind in
the makeup and fashion departments.

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But I never felt like I missed out
on anything.

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I was the luckiest girl in the world.

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My dad owned the coolest diner.
I loved hanging out there.

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Diet was a four-letter word here...

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...and grease came
at no additional charge.

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At Hal's, everyone felt like family.

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WOMAN:
Oh, yeah, I have drinks.

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Happy birthday!

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Make a wish, princess.

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What did I need a wish for? I had
amazing friends and the coolest dad.

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FIONA:
Oh!

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But I guess my dad thought I needed
one more thing: Fiona.

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I am so sorry.

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WOMAN:
You look beautiful, Fiona.

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MAN:
Hey, Hal!

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Hi. Hi.

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Along with my new stepmother came
her twin daughters, Brianna and Gabriella.

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My out-of-step-sisters.

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But as long as my dad was happy,
so was l.

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We were going to be
one big, happy family.

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Cheese.

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One's enough.

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Unfortunately, this was no fairy tale.

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DAD:
"He took her hand, and he kissed it.

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Then he swooped her up onto
his horse.

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And the beautiful princess and the
handsome prince rode off to his castle...

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...where they lived happily ever after."

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[SAM GIGGLING]

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Do fairy tales come true, Dad?

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Well, no. But dreams come true.

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-Do you have a dream?
-Yeah.

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My dream is that you'll grow up
and go to college...

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...and then maybe someday you'll build
your own castle.

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-Where do princesses go to college?
-Uh....

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They go...

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...where the princes go.

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They go to Princeton.

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But, Sam, you know, fairy tales aren't
just about finding handsome princes.

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They're about fulfilling your dreams...

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...and about standing up for what
you believe in.

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As I always say, never let
the fear of striking out--

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-Keep you from playing the game.
-Right.

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Just remember, if you look carefully,
this book contains important things...

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...that you may need to know
later in life.

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[RUMBLING]

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-Earthquake.
-My kingdom crumbled...

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...during the Northridge earthquake.

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FIONA:
Help! Help!

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-Don't go.
-I'll be right back.

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I lost my best friend that day.

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From then on, the only fairy tales
in my life...

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...were the ones I read about in books.

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Since my father didn't leave a will,
my stepmother got everything.

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The house, the diner,
and to her dismay, me.

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FIONA [OVER SPEAKER]:
Sam.

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Sammy.

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Sam!

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It's breakfast time.

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So bring me my breakfast.

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[FIONA WHISTLES]

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FIONA [SCREAMING]:
Sam!

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[GRUNTS]

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MAN: Careful, ladies. Look for the eyes.
One, two, three, bicycle.

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And feint. Magpie, magpie, magpie.
Flap and flap and flap. Mary Lou Retton!

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Palm tree and palm tree.
Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty.

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Around the harbor. Around the harbor.
Circle Line tour.

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And hurricane.

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Can you believe how extraordinarily
gifted my girls are?

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Absolutely unbelievable.

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BRIANNA: Ow!
-Really.

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-Sam!
BLAINE: Find each other. Look....

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-I'm coming.
BLAINE: One, two, three and four...

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...and right, left, up and down.

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Is this the Norwegian salmon I asked for?
I need my omega-3s.

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Only the best.

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Hmm. Uh-huh.

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I can tell.

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You know, it costs a fortune to fly
that stuff in from Norwegian.

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And push it, ladies. Push it, ladies.
Push it, ladies.

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BRIANNA: Ready? Okay.
BLAINE: And--

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-Oopsie.
-Ew!

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-Gross. Mom!
-I have a spastic colon.

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Well, you have a spastic brain.

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-Stop. Stop hitting her.
GABRIELLA: You bit me.

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What are you doing just standing there?
Get to work.

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I can't go to work now.
I've got a big test I have to study for.

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Listen, Sam. People go to school
to get smarter...

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...so that they can get a job.

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You already have a job.
So it's like skipping a step.

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Come on, get going.

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-And Flying Karamazov.
GABRIELLA: Oh....

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[SHRIEKING]

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No, honey. Leave those on.

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The lawn looks a little brown.

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Fiona, we're supposed to be conserving
water. We're in the middle of a drought.

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Droughts are for poor people.

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Do you think J.Lo has a brown lawn?

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[SHRIEKS]

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People who use extra water
have extra class.

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[GABRIELLA SCREAMS]

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[PLAYING FONTELLA BASS'
"RESCUE ME"]

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[WHISTLING]

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You call that grade-A beef? Well,
that cow must have cheated on his test.

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BOBBY: Pickup.
ELEANOR: Oh....

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Jeez.

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Bobby, enough with the salmon.

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You already made a salmon omelet,
salmon soup and salmon pudding.

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Come on.

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-Help me. Fiona wants to eat me.
-That's nasty.

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-Bite me, Rhonda. Bite me.
RHONDA: That's nasty.

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-Eleanor, your order's up.
ELEANOR: Coming. I got it.

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-Safe.
-Ooh....

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ELEANOR:
I'm okay.

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-Chuck, how you doing?
CHUCK: Super.

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That's good. So cheese omelet,
extra bacon, crisp...

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-...blueberry muffin and a Coke.
-Make it a Diet Coke.

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I'm trying to watch my weight.

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Oh. It ain't going nowhere.

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[BELL RINGS]

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BOBBY:
Pick up these salmon waffles.

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-Sam, why are you still here?
-I'm almost done.

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-You'll be late for school.
-I'll get there.

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-Fiona goes ballistic if I don't finish.
-I don't care.

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-What I care about is your education.
-But--

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She's got you getting up
at the crack of dawn.

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-Your dad would want you at school.
-But--

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No more "buts." You just leave Fiona
and her big butt to me.

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-Thanks, Rhonda.
-Get.

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Hey, looking good, Mr. Farrell.

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A man's best friend is his Mercedes,
Sam.

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I'll remember that.

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Any-- Anything is possible
if you just believe.

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-Anything is possible if you just--
-Audition today, son?

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-Yeah, 5:00, all right? Tell Mom.
-Knock them dead.

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Dad. Now, do you see what I have to go
to school in? No offense, Sam.

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Honestly, don't you feel sorry
for me?

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No, I feel sorry about the three cars
we got you that you totaled.

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Okay. All right.

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[SAM CLEARS THROAT]

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-Carter, what are you wearing?
-What--?

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This is my Snoop Dizzle look.

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I cannot drive you to school like that.

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Sam, I am a Method actor, okay?
This is part of my training.

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I know, I know, I know. But look at this.

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All right. Take two.

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Buenos dias, Fighting Frogs.

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Here's your daily drought reminder
to conserve agua.

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Cut your showers short.

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Brownie points go out to Mr. Rothman,
who hasn't had one in weeks.

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Remember, today's your last chance
to get tickets...

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...to the big Halloween homecoming
dance.

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You too can dress up like someone
you're not, for a change.

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-I mean, I--
-I pledge allegiance to the flag...

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...of the United States of America,
and to the republic...

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...for which it stands, one nation--

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CARTER:
Primo parking spot dead ahead.

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GIRLS: There's a spot. There's a spot.
CARTER: Sam, watch out. Watch out.

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GIRLS:
Okay. You snooze, you lose!

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Well, if it isn't Shelby Cummings
and her ladies in waiting.

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-Shelby wants me so bad.
-You've never even talked to her before.

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Oh, I've talked to her. Okay?

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In my mind. And let me tell you,
in my mind, she wants me so bad.

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Carter, you could do so much better than
Shelby Cummings. Even in your mind.

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-There's another spot.
SAM: Got it.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Come on.

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[LAUGHING]

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[CAR STALLING]

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SHELBY:
Austin.

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People like Shelby and Austin...

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...are genetically programmed
to find each other.

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How can so much ego be
in one relationship?

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-imagine what they say about you.
-They don't even know I exist.

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Ew! Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock.

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The white zone is for cool people only.
No geeks.

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Hey, diner girl, can I get a
breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.

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And you thought they didn't
know you exist.

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DAVID: That car's as old as that hat.
SAM: Right.

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[BELL RINGING]

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Move. Move. Move.

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-Move.
-Hi.

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-Move.
-Shelby. Hey, sister-friend.

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Remind me why we tolerate them.

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They gave you a Prada bag
for your birthday.

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Try "Frada" bag. Totally fake.

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Greetings. Samantha, you look absolutely
stunning today, as per usual.

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Thank you, Terry.

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[BEEPING]

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lf you'll excuse me, I must get back
to my galaxy now.

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Zion, Lieutenant Terry here. Hello?

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Can you hear me? Captain?
You're going in and out.

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-Poor guy.
-At least he's happy.

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CARTER: Happy?
-I copy.

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CARTER:
Guy lives in another world.

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Sometimes fantasy is better
than reality, Carter.

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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-Speaking of fantasy.
-I'll see you later.

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Yes, the secret admirer beckons.

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BOY: Where have you been?
We haven't talked in ages.

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We talked this morning.

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I can't stop thinking about you.

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What's on your mind right now?

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You first.

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Well, I'm thinking that Professor
Rothman's dissected one too many frogs.

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Ribet, ribet.

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Laugh out loud.

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I wanna hear your laugh.
When can we finally meet?

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[BELL RINGING]

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SAM:
Soon.

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AUSTIN:
How's your day so far?

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Raging stepmom, work and cool kids
who can't get over themselves.

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-Ever feel like you don't belong?
AUSTIN: Absolutely.

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I can be surrounded by a sea
of people and still feel all alone.

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Then I think of you.

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SAM: Hey, Nomad, do you think
we've ever met?

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AUSTIN: I don't know. Our school
has over 3500 kids.

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SAM:
Well, that narrows it down.

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[AUSTIN CHUCKLES]

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AUSTIN:
Well, at least I can eliminate the guys.

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You're not a guy, right?
Because if you are, I'll kick your butt.

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SAM:
I am not a guy.

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Have you told your dad
about Princeton yet?

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AUSTIN: If only I could. I haven't even
told him I wanna be a writer.

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SAM: My father always encouraged me
to pursue my dreams.

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00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,435
AUSTIN: Not mine. He has another plan
for my life.

237
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,480
It's 2 a.m. We've been at this
for five hours.

238
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,317
Well, I think we broke our record.

239
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,527
[CHUCKLES]

240
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,281
SAM: We should turn in. Sweet dreams.
-Wait.

241
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,827
I can't sleep without knowing
there's hope.

242
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,123
Half the night I waste in sighs.

243
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,293
In a wakeful doze I sorrow.

244
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:29,381
For the hand, the lips...

245
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,842
...the eyes.

246
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,386
For the meeting of tomorrow.

247
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,973
SAM:
Quoting Tennyson. Impressive.

248
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,768
AUSTIN: Please meet me at
the homecoming dance.

249
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:45,481
I'll be waiting for you at 11:00
in the middle of the dance floor.

250
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,153
Sweet dreams.

251
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,784
Oh! That was close.

252
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:02,164
-You're finally gonna be able to meet him.
-I don't know. He's too good to be true.

253
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,921
Come on. It's been, like, a month...

254
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,674
...since you met him
in that Princeton chat room, okay?

255
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,009
You talk to him all the time.
You know him.

256
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,261
I know, but he doesn't know me.

257
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,098
What if I meet him
and I'm not what he expects?

258
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,726
Maybe this whole relationship's
just better for cyberspace.

259
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,563
Ow! Ow! Ow!

260
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,067
Listen, okay? You have to go
to that dance, okay?

261
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:34,863
This Nomad guy isn't gonna be
in one place for long, all right?

262
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,866
-lf it helps, I'll be your escort.
-Really?

263
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,120
-Yeah.
-You rock, Carter.

264
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,746
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

265
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,251
-Hello?
FIONA [OVER CELL PHONE]: Sam.

266
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:51,672
Some little brat got into my salmon
and ate it all.

267
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,676
I need more salmon.
And pick up my dry cleaning.

268
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,386
And wash the Jag.

269
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,890
Fiona. One more pitch.

270
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,559
Why do you act like her slave?

271
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,895
Simple. No Fiona,
no money for Princeton.

272
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,064
-That sucks.
-Tell me about it.

273
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,652
[FIONA TAUNTING]

274
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:17,031
[SCREAMING]

275
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,742
CARTER:
Hey, it's out of here.

276
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,584
Damn, a girl hit that.
See, now that's impressive.

277
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,129
So, what are you and Shelby going
to the dance as?

278
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,966
Uh.... I don't know
if I'm going with Shelby.

279
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,762
You're not gonna go with Shelby?
Who else you gonna go with?

280
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,890
I don't know. It's a mystery to me.

281
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,268
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

282
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:52,483
MAN: Okay, guys. Come on.
A little bit further. Right there.

283
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,944
Thirty percent off for USC alumni.

284
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,159
Looks good, my friend.
Make sure you get these rims.

285
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,828
-Austin.
-What's up?

286
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,082
What's with all those college brochures
in your bedroom?

287
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,376
What are you doing in my room?

288
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,339
-I'm trying to keep my options open.
-You don't need options.

289
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,008
It is all taken care of.

290
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:23,263
Look, son, we've been working on this
program since you were 9 years old.

291
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,933
You're gonna play USC football,
graduate...

292
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,978
...and then you'll manage this business
with me. Your future's set.

293
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,148
So don't mess with the plan. All right?

294
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,484
Wouldn't think of it.

295
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,821
There's another customer.
Go make them happy.

296
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,240
[MAN WHISTLING]

297
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,159
MAN:
Yes, sir, here's your car.

298
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,079
Well, you need a wax.

299
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,791
-Excuse me?
-I meant the car.

300
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,210
Oh, fine.

301
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,255
[CAR HORN PLAYS
"BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC"]

302
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:03,220
[CAR HORN PLAYS "DIXIE"]

303
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,015
-Austin.
-Hi.

304
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,225
-We need our cars washed.
-Yeah, look.

305
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,019
Dirt.

306
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,312
[GABRIELLAAND BRIANNA GIGGLING]

307
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,481
AUSTIN:
One second, ladies. All right.

308
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,360
Take this inside when you're done.
Thank you very much.

309
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,363
GABRIELLA:
Oh, my God, he is an angel.

310
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,699
-He's so cute.
-I know.

311
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:27,745
So who'd you guys pay to make
your cars so dirty?

312
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:32,708
Excuse me? Like, what are you,
the dirt police?

313
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,626
Yeah. The dirt police.

314
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:39,214
Like, excuse me, miss, do you know
how fast your dirt was going?

315
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:42,009
You should have stopped
with the dirt police.

316
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,764
You should get going,
because our mom's looking for you.

317
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:50,601
-Well, where is she?
-She's at home, baking.

318
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,564
SAM: You wanted to see me?
-Yes.

319
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,444
Oh, my-- Did you finish your errands?

320
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:04,239
Because I need you to head to the diner
and take the night shift.

321
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,952
Tonight's my night off and it's
the Halloween dance at school, so--

322
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:14,416
I know, but you need to stop being so
self-centered and start thinking of others.

323
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,003
Others need you to go to the diner
and mop the floors tonight.

324
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,632
But I really need to go to this dance,
Fiona. I have to.

325
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,718
You need to earn your tuition money
for college.

326
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,721
You gotta bus a lot of tables.

327
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,099
I'm a straight-A student.

328
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,686
I work seven days a week
and I'm taking extra AP classes.

329
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:38,899
I never asked you for anything.
Please let me go to this dance.

330
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:43,737
Sweetheart, now that you're
old enough...

331
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,407
...there's something
I've always wanted to tell you...

332
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,575
...and I think you're ready to hear it.

333
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,663
You're not very pretty,
and you're not very bright.

334
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,792
I'm so glad we had that talk.

335
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,797
[SCREAMS]

336
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,845
BOY 1 : Man, you--
BOY 2: Scoot over, bro.

337
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,973
BOY 1 : See if we can get a bigger table.
GIRL: Move over.

338
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,350
Oh....

339
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,185
You're in my way.

340
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:21,483
It must be Halloween. Look what just
flew in. The wicked witch of the Valley.

341
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:22,693
[CHUCKLING]

342
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:26,780
Im gonna be picking up Gabriella
and Brianna at the Halloween dance.

343
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:30,492
-Ill be back by 1 2 sharp.
-Okay.

344
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,997
Ooh. Still got room in there, huh?

345
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:39,960
Well, if it isn't little Betty Crocker
from the 'hood.

346
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,796
Don't you have something to do,
like cleaning toilets?

347
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:47,676
You know, I would, but Im too busy
running this place. But be my guest.

348
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:53,140
Im sorry, I can't, because I just got
a $1 50 manicure. Silver palm trees.

349
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:59,355
Keep it up, Fiona, and Im gonna find
a place to put my $6 pedicure.

350
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:02,483
Where are your skates?
That's part of the uniform.

351
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:06,320
Fiona, if I wanted to look like a clown,
Id join the circus.

352
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,155
lf you were part of my circus...

353
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:11,533
...Id have you clean elephant butts
with a Wet One.

354
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:16,038
-I don't think you realize that I could--
-Fire me? Oh, please, go right ahead.

355
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,833
And let's see how many customers
you have left when you do.

356
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:24,171
I am a very appealing person.

357
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,636
Yeah, in your head.

358
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:38,185
-"Im a very appealing person."
-"Im a very appealing person."

359
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,145
That woman can make a nun swear.

360
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:44,650
Im graduating a year early so I can
be 3000 miles away in Princeton.

361
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:50,572
You could go to the University of Mars
and it still wouldn't be far enough.

362
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,116
Honey, Im desperate.

363
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,743
-Can you cover that back booth?
BOY: We're waiting.

364
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,205
SHELBY: I can't eat anything here.
-But--

365
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:05,087
I have the feeling I won't be able
to get a Zone meal here.

366
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:09,049
-I already ate.
-Laxatives don't qualify as a food group.

367
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,302
-Surprised you didn't know that.
SHELBY: Stop it.

368
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:15,180
Well, if it isn't diner girl.

369
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,390
[LAUGHING]

370
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,893
-What can I get you guys?
-What can I get here that has no sugar...

371
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:23,147
-...no carbs and is fat-free?
-Water.

372
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:26,608
DAVID: Water? Feisty.
-Was that supposed to be a joke?

373
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:28,402
It was funny.

374
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,904
-Ill have a Voss.
-Excuse me?

375
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:34,116
-It's water. From Norway.
SHELBY: She's the worst.

376
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:37,327
Sorry, we only have water
from the Valley.

377
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,997
Oh, well, then Ill have an iced tea.

378
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,499
Make that two.
And Im still waiting...

379
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,753
-...on that breakfast burrito, diner girl.
-See you.

380
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,340
DAVID: Thank you.
-She is so not getting a tip.

381
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:53,594
Shelby, we really need to talk.
Privately.

382
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,765
Anything you say to me,
you can say in front of my peeps.

383
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,643
Okay.

384
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,355
I wanna break up.

385
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:05,773
-What?
DAVID: Ouch.

386
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,149
That was harsh.

387
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,152
-Are you in love with somebody else?
-I think so.

388
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,154
MADISON: No way.
DAVID: What? Who, bro?

389
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:14,073
I don't know.

390
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:18,577
-But we can still be--
-Don't say the word "friends."

391
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:22,998
Fortunately for you, Im gonna overlook
this mental breakdown of yours.

392
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:28,337
Look, just chill out. We're gonna go get
ready for the dance, and Ill see you there.

393
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:31,924
Later. Late.

394
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,300
[CHUCKLING]

395
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,679
-That went well, bro.
-No, she took it well.

396
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:39,473
Good looking out.

397
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,518
DAVID: Later, diner girl.
RYAN: Too late.

398
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,563
Oh. Don't worry about it.

399
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:55,489
You know, those kids remind me
of why I used to fight in school.

400
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,703
Have no fear.

401
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,163
Zorro is here.

402
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:08,168
And he's got the keys
to his dad's Mercedes.

403
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,171
You're going dressed as a bus girl?

404
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,550
-Carter, Im not going.
-What do you mean, you're not going?

405
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:18,470
Okay, sorry. Sorry.
What about cyberdude?

406
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,097
Cyberdude?

407
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,599
That the boy that's been sending
you love notes?

408
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,936
-They're not love notes. They're e-mails.
-Oh, okay.

409
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:30,733
lf a man is taking his time to write down
his feelings for you, it's a love note.

410
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,569
You've got a secret admirer.

411
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:37,114
And he wants to meet her tonight
at the dance.

412
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,075
-What are you still doing here?
-Im obeying orders.

413
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:44,038
-Sam, this is your true love.
-Well, true love is gonna have to wait.

414
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:47,166
Oh, girl, please, save all that drama
for the soap operas.

415
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,751
You are going to that dance.

416
00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,253
Go ahead, girlfriend.

417
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:56,633
I can't go. Fiona would kill me and then
bring me back to clean up the mess.

418
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,386
She's gonna have to go
through me to hurt you.

419
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:03,223
-Go, girlfriend. Do your thing.
-Call me "girlfriend" one more time.

420
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:04,767
Okay, sorry.

421
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:08,479
Sam, your dad did not leave this earth
wanting you to be unhappy.

422
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:12,399
It's time for you to find your own bliss,
starting with this dance.

423
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,985
BOBBY:
Sam, you need to listen to Rhonda.

424
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:18,739
You're always studying, always working.
Take some time for yourself.

425
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:21,658
Yeah, why don't you go out
and bust a move.

426
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:26,163
-Put your freak on.
-Whatever it is you kids do these days.

427
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,335
You know what? You guys are right.
I never do anything for myself.

428
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:32,836
-No, you don't.
BOBBY: True.

429
00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,922
And I deserve to have some fun.

430
00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:36,632
-That's right.
BOBBY: Yeah.

431
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,219
-I am gonna go to that dance.
-Okay, great.

432
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,389
And I am gonna meet my true love
and Im gonna dance all night.

433
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,224
[CHEERING]

434
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:52,147
-I can't go.
-What?

435
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,982
I don't have a costume.

436
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:59,988
-But you will. Are you coming, Zorro?
CARTER: Yes, ma'am.

437
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,409
[KEYS RATTLING]

438
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:10,374
Vernon. Sam needs a costume.

439
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:13,168
No. No, Rhonda. I am closed.

440
00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:17,006
Come on, Ill give you free breakfast
for a week.

441
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:20,300
Make it a month.

442
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,971
There's gotta be something here.

443
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,057
There is this one.

444
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,644
Ew.

445
00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:33,022
Perfect.

446
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:36,567
-Ole!
-No way.

447
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,363
Hey, you're killing me here.

448
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,038
Aloha.

449
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:51,290
No, no. I got something.

450
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,962
Bless you.

451
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,884
Rhonda, this is hopeless. Oh.

452
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:10,225
RHONDA:
Vernon, let me see that mask.

453
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:16,982
I don't have an outfit
that goes with that.

454
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,068
Yeah, but I do.

455
00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:21,987
[CARTER HUMMING]

456
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,330
Rhonda, you sure do have a knack...

457
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,917
...for taking something simple
and making it beautiful.

458
00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:40,881
Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.

459
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,928
I was saving this dress for my
next attempt down the aisle.

460
00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:50,057
Long story.

461
00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,771
It's beautiful.

462
00:30:56,481 --> 00:31:02,277
-Rhonda, I can't wear that.
-Yes, you can. And you will.

463
00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:07,574
That dress has been in that box so long,
it deserves a night out.

464
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,452
SAM:
Let's go.

465
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,414
RHONDA:
This is gonna look so good on you.

466
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,713
[MUSIC PLAYING]

467
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,340
ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]:
Welcome, high school seniors...

468
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,467
...to the Halloween homecoming dance.

469
00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:30,139
Tonight, our panel of esteemed teachers
will use their years of higher education...

470
00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:33,434
...to choose our homecoming
prince and princess.

471
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:37,438
In true L.A. fashion,
it's not about who you are.

472
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:42,776
It's about what you wear.
Are you ready to crank it up? Yeah.

473
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:51,326
I cannot believe I put you in charge
of costumes.

474
00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:56,165
I told you Siamese cats,
not Siamese twins.

475
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,543
Are we having a catfight?

476
00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:01,170
[SCREAMING]

477
00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:06,258
[GROANING]

478
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,885
[SNEEZES]

479
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:09,470
[GROANS]

480
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,305
CARTER: Welcome.
RYAN: What up?

481
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,266
-Sorry about your costume getting lost.
-It's all good.

482
00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:17,394
No, it's not. We don't get to be
the Three Musketeers.

483
00:32:17,562 --> 00:32:21,231
You get to be Prince Charming
and we're the two wimps in wigs.

484
00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:28,989
Take the cape off already.
You look amazing.

485
00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:32,910
-Im sorry, Im just freaking out here.
-Listen, it's gonna be okay.

486
00:32:33,078 --> 00:32:36,205
-Hurry up, it's almost 11 .
-Carter, wait.

487
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,957
Remember, I have to be back
in the diner by 1 2, okay?

488
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,169
Okay, give me your cell phone.
Come on, cell phone.

489
00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:49,468
Okay. All right, Im going to set
the alarm for a quarter to 1 2, okay?

490
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:53,430
-Okay.
-All right, there. Now, give me the cape.

491
00:32:53,598 --> 00:32:55,182
Come on, it's time.

492
00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,810
[PALMER & DUFF'S
"THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" PLAYS]

493
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,104
[CHEERING]

494
00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:17,287
Sam, what are they all staring at?

495
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,626
Love her dress. Hate her.

496
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,475
Sam, don't worry, okay?

497
00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:25,314
Any guy would have to be completely
insane not to like you, all right?

498
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:28,359
Im just gonna be standing
right over here. Okay.

499
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,747
TERRY: Do you know
you're standing precisely...

500
00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:44,541
...in the middle of the dance floor?

501
00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:50,923
Fate has brought us together right here
at this anointed hour...

502
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:53,342
...under the shimmering disco ball.

503
00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,845
Terry.

504
00:34:57,263 --> 00:35:00,265
-Are you Nomad?
-Nomad?

505
00:35:01,017 --> 00:35:06,146
Indeed. I have traveled through time
and space to find you.

506
00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:08,524
Now join me in
the mating dance of Zion.

507
00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:16,323
SAM:
Terry, that's nice.

508
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,243
[COOING]

509
00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:21,912
Hey, I know that girl from somewhere.

510
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:24,665
Uh.... Uh....

511
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:29,253
-Im thirsty. I gotta get some punch--
-Some libations for the fair maiden?

512
00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:31,588
Your wish is my command.

513
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,930
I knew this was too good to be true.

514
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:44,393
Princeton Girl?

515
00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:53,318
Austin Ames?

516
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:57,322
-You're Nomad?
-Yeah, I guess my costume doesn't do...

517
00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:02,077
-...a very good job at hiding who I am.
-No, I know exactly who you are.

518
00:36:03,246 --> 00:36:06,623
Im sorry. This was a really big mistake.
Ive gotta go.

519
00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,712
Wait. Wait.

520
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,964
Wait. It's not a mistake.

521
00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:19,595
-Don't you know who I am?
-Of course I do. You're Princeton Girl.

522
00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:23,140
You're the girl Ive been waiting to meet.
I know who you are.

523
00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,892
What's your name?

524
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,936
Your sweet libations, my lady.

525
00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:30,356
Mr. Anderson.

526
00:36:30,982 --> 00:36:37,029
Austin Ames with my lady.
A devastating blow.

527
00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,948
Aworthy opponent.

528
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:50,000
-What about your girlfriend?
-It's over.

529
00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:02,638
I guess you were expecting some guy
who hangs out at Starbucks...

530
00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:06,642
-...and writes poetry.
-Something like that.

531
00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:09,478
Come on, you're Austin Ames.

532
00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:12,439
You're football captain
and student body president.

533
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:17,361
And closet poet?
You can't be both guys.

534
00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:20,989
-Im not.
-Then who are you?

535
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:25,828
On September 7th, I wrote you:

536
00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:30,457
"I live in a world full of people pretending
to be something they're not.

537
00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:34,545
-But when I talk to you--"
-"Im the guy I wanna be."

538
00:37:35,338 --> 00:37:38,007
Give me a chance to be that guy.

539
00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:41,051
Do you want to join me
for a stroll outside?

540
00:37:41,219 --> 00:37:44,722
lf you wanna be voted homecoming
prince, you'd better stay inside.

541
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:47,683
I really don't care about becoming
homecoming prince.

542
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:06,869
[CHUCKLES]

543
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:12,624
AUSTIN: So, Princeton Girl, would you
tell me who you are if I guessed it right?

544
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:16,003
SAM: Maybe.
-Maybe?

545
00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,964
-Well, how about we play 20 questions.
SAM: How about 1 0.

546
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:20,716
Ill take what I can get.

547
00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:26,096
Okay, first question.

548
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:29,391
You do actually go to
North Valley High School, right?

549
00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:31,727
-Of course.
-Look, Im just checking.

550
00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:34,313
I mean, you never know
with the Internet.

551
00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:37,149
Okay, next question.

552
00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,279
Were you disappointed when you
found out that I was Nomad?

553
00:38:42,572 --> 00:38:47,409
-Be honest.
-Surprisingly, no.

554
00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:50,704
Did you vote for me for
student body president?

555
00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:54,041
-Surprisingly, yes.
-Really? Hmm....

556
00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:57,503
Okay, I got it. Given the choice...

557
00:38:57,671 --> 00:39:00,798
...would you rather have a rice cake
or a Big Mac?

558
00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:05,761
-A Big Mac. But what does that matter?
-Well, I like a girl with a hearty appetite.

559
00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:09,431
And besides, you just eliminated about
50 percent of the girls in our class.

560
00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:11,475
[SAM GIGGLING]

561
00:39:16,606 --> 00:39:19,441
You'd think Id remember those eyes.

562
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,444
You're so beautiful.

563
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,988
Um....

564
00:39:25,156 --> 00:39:27,408
Next question.

565
00:39:29,911 --> 00:39:31,120
What's up, girl?

566
00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:34,123
-What are you supposed to be?
-A Three Musketeer.

567
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:37,459
-You don't look like a candy bar.
-Right.

568
00:39:37,627 --> 00:39:40,129
Look, now that you
and Austin are toast...

569
00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:43,424
...okay, why don't we
have our own little party.

570
00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:46,635
-Back off, David.
-Come on, Shelby. I know you like me.

571
00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:48,929
-No. Stop it. No.
-I know-- I know it.

572
00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:50,806
-No, stop it. Stop.
-Come on.

573
00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:54,309
The lady said, "Stop."

574
00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:56,311
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

575
00:39:56,479 --> 00:39:58,772
DAVID: Give me that!
-Oh, God.

576
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:01,483
I just saw your life flash
before your eyes.

577
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:07,156
Oh, yeah? Well, did you see the part
where I run away?

578
00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,872
[STUDENTS SHRIEKING]

579
00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:18,500
-That was awesome.
DAVID: Oh, you're dead, taco boy!

580
00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:20,502
CARTER:
Ladies.

581
00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:26,675
DAVID: You're mine!
CARTER: Move over, please.

582
00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:30,095
[CARTER SHRIEKING]

583
00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:34,975
[LAUGHS]

584
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,353
-It's over, dude.
-Oh, yeah?

585
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,147
-Yeah.
-Well, I hate to tell you this, dude...

586
00:40:40,315 --> 00:40:43,067
...but I starred in Pirates of Penzance
three times.

587
00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:46,320
-Oh, yeah?
-Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1 .

588
00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:52,659
[GROANS]

589
00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:04,672
SAM:
wow.

590
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:05,881
[AUSTIN CHUCKLING]

591
00:41:06,716 --> 00:41:10,010
AUSTIN: lf I ask you to dance,
does that count as a question?

592
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,721
There's no music.

593
00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:15,057
So?

594
00:41:17,602 --> 00:41:20,521
[SAM GIGGLING]

595
00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:29,029
[GUITAR PLAYING
EDWIN McCAIN'S "ILL BE"]

596
00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:39,164
[GIGGLING]

597
00:42:50,695 --> 00:42:53,197
All out of questions?

598
00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:55,991
Do you believe in love at first sight?

599
00:42:57,994 --> 00:42:59,370
Ill let you know.

600
00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:05,876
-But Ive seen you before?
-Yes.

601
00:43:06,336 --> 00:43:10,714
Man. How could I have
seen you before...

602
00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:12,675
...and not know who you are now?

603
00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:17,179
Maybe you were looking,
but you weren't really seeing.

604
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:21,684
-You've got one more question left.
-Okay.

605
00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:27,940
[CHUCKLING]

606
00:43:28,566 --> 00:43:30,734
Do you, Princeton Girl...

607
00:43:32,028 --> 00:43:35,531
...feel like you made the right choice
meeting me here tonight?

608
00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:39,284
I do.

609
00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:44,915
And do you, Austin Ames,
ever wanna see me again after tonight?

610
00:43:47,210 --> 00:43:48,919
Id have to think about that.

611
00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,549
Absolutely.

612
00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:03,475
[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

613
00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:05,060
SAM:
Not now.

614
00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:07,563
-What?
-Ive gotta go.

615
00:44:07,772 --> 00:44:10,566
-You have a curfew or something?
-Something like that.

616
00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:14,945
Im sorry, but thank you.
This has been the most amazing night.

617
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,990
-Where are you going?
-Im late.

618
00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:21,410
-For what?
-Reality.

619
00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:33,672
[MUSIC STOPS]

620
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,300
I was right in the middle
of a powerjam.

621
00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:39,678
-You totally harshed my mellow.
-You'll get over it and live.

622
00:44:39,846 --> 00:44:43,891
Hello! It is almost midnight.

623
00:44:44,059 --> 00:44:47,978
And that means it's time to announce
who we have selected....

624
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:50,773
DAVID: What's up?
-Have you seen the girl I was with?

625
00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:53,108
No, I haven't seen her,
but you missed it.

626
00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:55,277
I beat some kid's butt. It was crazy.

627
00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:59,448
WELLS: Now, the moment you've
all been waiting for.

628
00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:03,118
-Carter? Carter. Carter, come on.
-Your new North Valley High...

629
00:45:03,286 --> 00:45:05,329
...homecoming prince and princess...

630
00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:09,291
-Im gonna be late.
-...are Prince Charming and Cinderella!

631
00:45:09,959 --> 00:45:12,795
It's you, bro. It's you.

632
00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:17,841
My dear, I must bid you adieu.
Im sorry.

633
00:45:18,009 --> 00:45:22,346
-A what?
-I gotta go. Im sorry.

634
00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:24,348
WELLS:
Hurry up!

635
00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:25,641
[CROWD CHEERING]

636
00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:29,019
WELLS:
Bravo! There he is, bravo!

637
00:45:29,187 --> 00:45:32,147
Looks like Cinderella
is playing hard to get.

638
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,384
SAM:
I almost kissed Austin Ames!

639
00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:03,303
CARTER: I totally, totally kissed
Shelby Cummings!

640
00:46:03,471 --> 00:46:08,183
Wait, so, what--? What did he say
when he found out that you were you?

641
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:12,104
He didn't say, because he didn't find out.

642
00:46:12,272 --> 00:46:14,815
You didn't tell him? Why not?

643
00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:18,152
Carter, I live in an attic, okay?

644
00:46:18,319 --> 00:46:23,532
I drive a beat-up old car,
and he's expecting Malibu Barbie.

645
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,368
Ill be doing him a favor
if I just disappear.

646
00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:28,912
GABRIELLA: Shotgun.
BRIANNA: Im shotgun.

647
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,622
GABRIELLA: Get in.
-Stop pulling.

648
00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:33,542
FIONA: Where are your crowns?
Where are your prizes?

649
00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:37,129
-Winners get prizes.
-We didn't win, Mom.

650
00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:39,923
Some girl stole it from us.

651
00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:44,928
I am very, very, very, very upset
about this.

652
00:46:45,722 --> 00:46:50,184
-You don't look upset.
-It's the Botox.

653
00:46:50,352 --> 00:46:53,062
I can't show emotion
for another hour and a half.

654
00:46:53,229 --> 00:46:56,857
CARTER: I told you she wanted me bad.
SAM: Carter, just drive.

655
00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:03,739
-Spam?
-Spam?

656
00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,909
BRIANNA & GABRIELLA:
Mom!

657
00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:10,204
-It's Sam! Over there.
-Over there.

658
00:47:10,538 --> 00:47:14,333
Hi, Mrs. Montgomery.

659
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:21,674
-Mom, she was there. She's in the car.
BRIANNA: We saw her, Mom.

660
00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:25,386
That's ridiculous.
She's working tonight.

661
00:47:25,553 --> 00:47:28,305
-She would never disobey me.
-She was there.

662
00:47:28,473 --> 00:47:30,265
GABRIELLA: She was.
BRIANNA: In the car.

663
00:47:30,433 --> 00:47:31,892
-I--
FIONA: Shut your cat face.

664
00:47:35,230 --> 00:47:37,564
SAM: Did they see me?
-No, I don't think so...

665
00:47:37,732 --> 00:47:41,443
...but the wannabe Olsen twins
might have.

666
00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:44,405
[HONKING]

667
00:47:47,033 --> 00:47:50,327
I know you wanna take care of this car,
but can you step on it?

668
00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:54,873
In case you haven't noticed, Im already
going 38 in a 35-mile zone, Sam...

669
00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:57,251
...so can you just lay off, please?

670
00:47:58,169 --> 00:48:00,129
GABRIELLA:
Come on, catch up to them.

671
00:48:00,296 --> 00:48:03,674
Will you speed up? We've got to
beat Sam back to the diner.

672
00:48:03,842 --> 00:48:07,469
Shut up, girls. We'll be back
at the diner soon enough.

673
00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,513
Soon enough isn't soon enough!

674
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,599
What are you doing?
Take your paw off the gas!

675
00:48:12,767 --> 00:48:14,476
I can't. It's stuck!

676
00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:17,062
[SCREAMING]

677
00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:30,534
SAM:
Go, go.

678
00:48:30,952 --> 00:48:33,078
Carter, you could've totally
made that light.

679
00:48:33,246 --> 00:48:38,625
FYI, Sam, yellow means slow down,
okay? Not speed up.

680
00:48:38,793 --> 00:48:42,421
I need The Fast and the Furious,
not Driving Miss Daisy.

681
00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:43,881
[TIRES SCREECHING]

682
00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:45,341
[FIONA SCREAMING]

683
00:48:45,508 --> 00:48:48,635
BRIANNA:
We're gonna die!

684
00:48:50,138 --> 00:48:52,973
-Was that...?
-Uh-huh.

685
00:48:57,228 --> 00:49:01,148
GABRIELLA: Mother, stop!
-We're gonna die!

686
00:49:01,358 --> 00:49:02,775
[HONKING]

687
00:49:15,205 --> 00:49:19,041
Uh-oh. I think I need to use
the litter box.

688
00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:23,379
GABRIELLA: Ew.
-Oh, my God. My face is back.

689
00:49:23,713 --> 00:49:25,547
[JUKEBOX PLAYING MUSIC]

690
00:49:28,551 --> 00:49:31,553
-Ha! I told you she wasn't here.
BRIANNA: No dope.

691
00:49:31,721 --> 00:49:34,348
-Where is Sam?
-What do you mean, where is Sam?

692
00:49:34,516 --> 00:49:37,017
-Where do you think she is?
-She better be here.

693
00:49:37,185 --> 00:49:41,271
Fiona, I was gonna talk to you about
something that I really-- Fiona, wait!

694
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:45,734
I want my breasts done.
Where did you get those?

695
00:49:45,902 --> 00:49:48,278
San Diego. Excuse me.

696
00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:52,241
Did you notice how shiny the floors
are since we switched to Mr. Clean?

697
00:49:52,742 --> 00:49:57,871
-What are you, a commercial? Click.
ELEANOR: Oh, mommy, oh.

698
00:49:58,039 --> 00:50:01,000
Fiona, Im so glad you're here,
because....

699
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:04,920
The fish. Nemo is no more. Smell.

700
00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:08,424
-There is a tear in one of the booths.
-We were gonna tell you.

701
00:50:08,591 --> 00:50:10,759
What am I supposed to do
with a dead fish?

702
00:50:10,969 --> 00:50:12,011
[BABBLING]

703
00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:14,263
FIONA:
Everyone, shut up!

704
00:50:14,764 --> 00:50:18,183
When I find her, Im gonna wring her--

705
00:50:18,351 --> 00:50:20,144
Order's up.

706
00:50:21,604 --> 00:50:26,442
-Sam. What are you doing back there?
-Just working on my cooking skills.

707
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:30,612
Yeah, I was teaching her to make
pancakes with salmon.

708
00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,073
How was the dance, girls?

709
00:50:34,492 --> 00:50:37,786
You know, something stinks
around here.

710
00:50:37,954 --> 00:50:40,456
And it's not the fish.

711
00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:46,628
You're gonna get it. Come on, girls.

712
00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:59,975
We made it, and not a scratch.

713
00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:07,983
FIONA: Girls, come on.
GABRIELLA: You bit me, you dumb face.

714
00:51:08,151 --> 00:51:10,486
FIONA: Car smells like bad cheese.
GABRIELLA: Ow!

715
00:51:16,826 --> 00:51:19,828
BRIANNA:
Don't put your dirty paws all over me.

716
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,334
[GASPING]

717
00:51:25,543 --> 00:51:27,336
What is he doing here?

718
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:38,055
Tonight must be my lucky night.
Okay.

719
00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:40,599
[SCREECHING]

720
00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:46,480
[SCREAMING]

721
00:51:57,534 --> 00:51:58,909
Mrs. Montgomery...

722
00:52:00,912 --> 00:52:03,163
...your sign hit my...

723
00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:05,624
...car.

724
00:52:07,085 --> 00:52:08,335
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

725
00:52:08,503 --> 00:52:11,380
ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]:
Here's your daily drought reminder:

726
00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,215
Only flush for number two.

727
00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:17,886
Austin Ames was crowned prince
of the homecoming dance.

728
00:52:18,054 --> 00:52:21,140
Big shocker there.
Didn't see that one coming.

729
00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:25,352
But the real mystery, though,
is who was his princess?

730
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,231
SAM: How long are you grounded for?
CARTER: Well, how long is forever?

731
00:52:29,399 --> 00:52:32,067
-So you're not gonna tell Austin?
-Come on, Carter.

732
00:52:32,235 --> 00:52:37,197
It's not like he'll pine for me. Trust me,
he's forgotten all about Cinderella by now.

733
00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:51,754
CARTER: Yeah, he's obviously forgotten
all about you.

734
00:52:57,093 --> 00:53:00,471
Dude, why are you going through
all this trouble for one chick?

735
00:53:00,638 --> 00:53:04,683
Look, she's not just some chick, all right?
She was real.

736
00:53:04,851 --> 00:53:08,395
-Real. Like, she still had her old nose.
-No, real.

737
00:53:08,563 --> 00:53:11,357
A girl who has more on her mind
than what she wears...

738
00:53:11,524 --> 00:53:13,609
...or how much weight
she wants to lose.

739
00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:15,778
-She listens to me.
DAVID: Listens to you?

740
00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:19,865
Hey, brother, I listen to you, okay?
I feel your pai--

741
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:24,620
-Hello, kitty.
-Yeah, you're a great listener.

742
00:53:24,788 --> 00:53:27,122
-Well--
-Look, man, you found her cell phone.

743
00:53:27,290 --> 00:53:30,501
-You just gotta get some clue from that.
-The phone's locked.

744
00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:34,171
I keep getting messages like,
"I need you," and, "Come see me now."

745
00:53:34,339 --> 00:53:37,341
-Oh, dude, it's so hot.
-See, that's what I thought.

746
00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:40,594
Until I got one that said,
"Come fix fryer."

747
00:53:40,762 --> 00:53:43,514
Oh, dude, that's hot and kinky, baby.

748
00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:47,643
You know what Im saying?
Can I get one? Let me get a pound, baby.

749
00:53:48,812 --> 00:53:51,647
He's looking for you everywhere.
Tell him it was you.

750
00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:54,525
Isn't it better to cling
to what might've been...

751
00:53:54,693 --> 00:53:57,111
...instead of ruining everything
with reality?

752
00:53:57,278 --> 00:53:59,863
-You can't hide from him forever.
-Not forever.

753
00:54:00,031 --> 00:54:03,784
Just until graduation, when I leave
this place and never see him again.

754
00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:07,788
Okay, so, what about you, Zorro?
When are you gonna tell Shelby?

755
00:54:07,956 --> 00:54:11,542
Well, Ive been thinking about doing
just that, as a matter of fact.

756
00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:16,964
Right. Okay, so the day you tell Shelby
it was you, Ill tell Austin it was me.

757
00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:19,550
-Deal.
-Deal.

758
00:54:19,718 --> 00:54:21,885
Look in the yearbook again.

759
00:54:22,053 --> 00:54:24,513
Maybe she's foreign exchange.
That's hot.

760
00:54:24,681 --> 00:54:28,183
Totally. That's, like--
That's, like, le hot.

761
00:54:28,351 --> 00:54:32,479
Look, there's no way I missed her.
I mean, we had a connection.

762
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:43,532
-Thanks.
CARTER: Jeez, are you okay?

763
00:54:53,376 --> 00:54:56,587
GABRIELLA: Keep your legs straight.
Straighter, straighter.

764
00:54:56,755 --> 00:55:02,176
What are you doing? Brianna!
After the flip, it's the butterfly rollover.

765
00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:04,470
-No, it's not. It's mermaid plunge!
-Yes!

766
00:55:04,637 --> 00:55:08,223
Oh, my God. I cannot wait
for my solo career!

767
00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:10,726
When are we going solo?

768
00:55:10,894 --> 00:55:15,439
He was so mysterious,
but really obvious at the same time.

769
00:55:15,607 --> 00:55:21,904
I mean, kind of dangerous, but very safe.
And wild, but tame.

770
00:55:22,739 --> 00:55:25,157
GIRL:
Im gonna go change.

771
00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:28,243
I cannot believe you're gonna tell Shelby
it was you.

772
00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:33,624
Sam, once she realizes that she's found
her Zorro, okay, she'll be thrilled.

773
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:38,128
-Now, watch and learn.
-Good luck.

774
00:55:38,296 --> 00:55:42,257
-And, oh, my God, when I kissed him, l--
-Enough already.

775
00:55:43,134 --> 00:55:48,055
Madison, I think somebody's got a green
monster on their back called Mr. Jealousy.

776
00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:53,769
-Shelby, baby, what's up?
-And you are?

777
00:55:53,978 --> 00:55:55,854
[CHUCKLING]

778
00:55:56,022 --> 00:56:01,235
Yeah. Allow me to refresh your memory.

779
00:56:02,779 --> 00:56:07,282
-Zorro.
-You mean zero.

780
00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:09,660
-Who is he?
-That's Carter Farrell.

781
00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:12,162
He's the guy you cheat off
of in Algebra ll.

782
00:56:12,622 --> 00:56:14,957
The freak who hums show tunes?

783
00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:22,673
BRIANNA: Im in front.
-Quit it.

784
00:56:22,841 --> 00:56:24,091
BRIANNA:
Sorry.

785
00:56:24,259 --> 00:56:26,301
GABRIELLA: Let me in the front.
-Listen.

786
00:56:26,469 --> 00:56:30,806
Last night I had a very bad cold,
and I drank a whole bottle of Ny Quil.

787
00:56:30,974 --> 00:56:36,603
-I just wasn't myself.
-But I thought we had, like, a connection.

788
00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:40,816
Okay. We don't have anything.

789
00:56:40,984 --> 00:56:44,987
We are from completely different classes
of human.

790
00:56:45,155 --> 00:56:48,115
Let's go back to our usual lives,
where we only mingle...

791
00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:51,660
...when I copy you in Algebra II, okay?

792
00:56:53,538 --> 00:56:55,581
-"Okay?"
GABRIELLA: We didn't rehearse it!

793
00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:57,249
[SCREAMING]

794
00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,753
[GIRLS LAUGHING]

795
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,005
BRIANNA:
Was that good?

796
00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:08,218
[WATER SLOSHING]

797
00:57:08,386 --> 00:57:09,636
You all right?

798
00:57:09,804 --> 00:57:13,891
lf she thinks she's still cheating off me,
she's crazy.

799
00:57:14,059 --> 00:57:16,352
AUSTIN: I don't know about this.
RYAN: Come on.

800
00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:19,063
-Just trust us.
-We asked every girl...

801
00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:22,524
...if they were with you at the dance.
These said yes.

802
00:57:22,692 --> 00:57:27,279
-Oh, no. No, no, no.
-Austin! Introduce me on the cell phone.

803
00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:30,199
-Guys, come on.
-Sit down here.

804
00:57:30,367 --> 00:57:31,408
[GAME SHOW TUNE PLAYING]

805
00:57:31,576 --> 00:57:34,036
Okay! Austin Ames!

806
00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:37,956
Let's bring out bachelorette number one!

807
00:57:38,124 --> 00:57:41,877
She's a transfer from Woodland Hills,
enjoys collecting puka shells...

808
00:57:42,045 --> 00:57:44,755
...long walks on the beach
and getting tubed.

809
00:57:44,923 --> 00:57:46,590
Pleased to meet you, Missy!

810
00:57:47,342 --> 00:57:50,344
-What's up, Austin?
-Thanks for coming, Missy.

811
00:57:51,096 --> 00:57:54,098
-See you, dude.
-You're dead.

812
00:57:54,265 --> 00:57:58,560
Okay, okay, let's bring out
bachelorette number two!

813
00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:01,230
This little filly's into barbells...

814
00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:06,527
...World War II and protein shakes.
Here's Helga.

815
00:58:06,945 --> 00:58:08,737
Thank you.

816
00:58:09,572 --> 00:58:11,615
You are so dead.

817
00:58:11,866 --> 00:58:17,871
-Okay, okay, next up is--
-Enough, enough. Guys, come on.

818
00:58:19,124 --> 00:58:23,460
Look, you're beautiful, okay?
But Im not your prince.

819
00:58:23,628 --> 00:58:25,754
You'll meet him someday,
but it's not me.

820
00:58:26,006 --> 00:58:27,589
BACHELORETTE:
Thanks, Austin.

821
00:58:27,757 --> 00:58:31,385
-Uh-oh. Late entry.
-David, you stop it right now.

822
00:58:31,553 --> 00:58:34,555
You're a bad boy,
and that is a terrible shirt.

823
00:58:35,598 --> 00:58:38,058
Everybody, back to your class.

824
00:58:38,226 --> 00:58:40,019
Hi, Ryan.

825
00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:42,021
GIRL:
That's not fair!

826
00:58:47,193 --> 00:58:53,032
Don't want that, don't want that,
don't want that, don't want that.

827
00:58:54,325 --> 00:58:55,826
FIONA:
Oh....

828
00:59:05,337 --> 00:59:09,506
Accepted? Oh, this won't do.

829
00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:16,430
-Hey. Anything in the mail for me?
-Oh, actually...

830
00:59:16,598 --> 00:59:19,975
...there's a personalized letter here
from Ed McMahon...

831
00:59:20,143 --> 00:59:23,020
...saying you just won a million dollars.

832
00:59:23,188 --> 00:59:24,313
[LAUGHING]

833
00:59:24,481 --> 00:59:27,232
Don't spend it all in one place.

834
00:59:32,781 --> 00:59:35,157
Oh....

835
00:59:38,161 --> 00:59:42,289
AUSTIN: I need to know who you are.
I can't take my mind off you.

836
00:59:42,832 --> 00:59:44,833
Please tell me who you are.

837
00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:52,675
SAM:
Okay.

838
00:59:54,094 --> 00:59:58,389
-My name is--
BRIANNA: Sam!

839
00:59:58,556 --> 01:00:02,810
-You missed the "Do Not Disturb" sign.
-No, I saw it.

840
01:00:02,977 --> 01:00:06,021
So you almost done with my report?
It's due Friday.

841
01:00:06,189 --> 01:00:08,649
-Im working on it.
-Well, hurry up.

842
01:00:08,983 --> 01:00:11,193
It makes me nervous
to have to wait for it.

843
01:00:11,528 --> 01:00:14,947
imagine how nervous you'd be
if you actually had to write it.

844
01:00:16,199 --> 01:00:18,367
My God, you're right.

845
01:00:18,535 --> 01:00:22,371
So this time, could you try
to make it sound more like me?

846
01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:25,916
Im so sick of having to explain
why I sound so smart on paper...

847
01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:29,336
...and so not smart not on paper.

848
01:00:29,879 --> 01:00:33,382
FIONA: Sam? Can you come downstairs?
-Ill be right there.

849
01:00:33,675 --> 01:00:35,676
Now!

850
01:00:39,222 --> 01:00:41,432
Ill be right back.

851
01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:43,726
Hurry up.

852
01:00:51,276 --> 01:00:53,527
Huh-huh....

853
01:00:57,115 --> 01:01:01,744
Huh.... Who the heck is Nomad?

854
01:01:05,373 --> 01:01:08,917
"Cinderella, are you not talking to me
because you freaked...

855
01:01:09,085 --> 01:01:11,170
...when you found out Im...

856
01:01:11,838 --> 01:01:14,757
...Austin Ames?"

857
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:19,011
Sam is Cinderella?

858
01:01:24,809 --> 01:01:29,605
AUSTIN: Wow. I got in.
AMES: Austin!

859
01:01:29,773 --> 01:01:32,608
-Austin.
-What?

860
01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:36,820
What's going on?

861
01:01:37,072 --> 01:01:38,906
Nothing.

862
01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:44,078
Let me guess. You're thinking,
"Is USC really the right choice for me?"

863
01:01:44,245 --> 01:01:47,498
Well, yeah. Ive been thinking
a lot about this and--

864
01:01:47,665 --> 01:01:53,087
Don't worry about it. You're making
the right choice, all right?

865
01:01:55,465 --> 01:01:57,132
[CAR BRAKES SQUEAKING]

866
01:01:57,634 --> 01:01:59,301
Okay.

867
01:01:59,469 --> 01:02:03,722
It's me, Austin. It's Cinderella,
from the dance.

868
01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:07,267
Oh, you found me.

869
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,645
Oh, no.

870
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:14,274
"You see, Austin, I live in this world--"

871
01:02:14,442 --> 01:02:18,612
Full of people pretending
to be something they're not.

872
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:22,533
-Pretending--
-"I miss you. I don't want--"

873
01:02:22,701 --> 01:02:24,368
AUSTIN:
I got it.

874
01:02:27,122 --> 01:02:29,707
-How are you doing?
-Good.

875
01:02:32,961 --> 01:02:37,006
-Regular wash?
-No, more like the royal treatment.

876
01:02:37,173 --> 01:02:40,634
I mean, that's what Cinderella
would want.

877
01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:43,721
-What did you just say?
-Im her, Austin.

878
01:02:43,888 --> 01:02:46,890
Im Cinderella, your dream girl.

879
01:02:47,058 --> 01:02:51,020
-You see, I live in a world full of--
GABRIELLA: You.

880
01:02:51,187 --> 01:02:54,106
What are you doing here?

881
01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:59,069
Im Cinderella,
coming to meet my prince.

882
01:02:59,571 --> 01:03:02,656
That's a little hard,
considering Im Cinderella.

883
01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:05,951
I mean, Im the most "Cinderelly"
Cinderella there ever was.

884
01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:09,204
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Look, I can settle this, all right?

885
01:03:09,372 --> 01:03:13,709
The girl that I met at the dance,
she dropped something on her way out.

886
01:03:14,502 --> 01:03:17,838
-What was it?
-Oh, that's easy.

887
01:03:18,006 --> 01:03:20,341
-A wallet.
-No.

888
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:25,596
-I meant a wallet-purse.
-No.

889
01:03:25,764 --> 01:03:28,807
Oh. A fish.

890
01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:31,560
-A fish?
-It was the first thing...

891
01:03:31,728 --> 01:03:35,230
...that popped into my head.
You said, "wallet-purse." What's that?

892
01:03:35,398 --> 01:03:38,442
-Austin?
AUSTIN: Well.

893
01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,905
Look what you did. See?
You always ruin everything.

894
01:03:43,073 --> 01:03:45,741
I was supposed to be Cinderella.
Im the oldest.

895
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:52,081
By a minute and 26 seconds.
And you never let me forget it!

896
01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:58,962
-Well, maybe this will help you remember.
BRIANNA: No.

897
01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,756
GABRIELLA:
Come here!

898
01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:02,049
[BRIANNA SCREAMS]

899
01:04:02,217 --> 01:04:04,134
You're dead. Im gonna kill you!

900
01:04:04,302 --> 01:04:05,344
[BRIANNA SCREAMS]

901
01:04:10,058 --> 01:04:11,767
Bri?

902
01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:18,774
Oh, Im gonna kill you! Get off!

903
01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:25,030
-That's what you get for stealing my idea!
GIRL: Hey, Dad, isn't that our car?

904
01:04:25,198 --> 01:04:26,407
[GIRL GIGGLING]

905
01:04:26,616 --> 01:04:29,284
GABRIELLA: I hate you!
BRIANNA: I hate you!

906
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:33,789
[SCREAMING]

907
01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:42,131
-Oh, no!
-Not the--

908
01:04:42,298 --> 01:04:44,008
-Hot wax!
-Hot wax!

909
01:04:44,592 --> 01:04:45,884
[SCREAMING]

910
01:04:46,052 --> 01:04:49,138
[BUZZING]

911
01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:06,613
[JOSH KELLY'S "TO MAKE YOU FEEL
MY LOVE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

912
01:05:07,282 --> 01:05:09,158
[BELL RINGING]

913
01:05:11,411 --> 01:05:14,621
[REGISTER CLICKING AND DINGING]

914
01:05:15,832 --> 01:05:18,042
MAN:
Thank you. Have a good night.

915
01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:24,173
ELEANOR: Bobby, can I get two BLT's?
BOBBY: It's coming.

916
01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,801
[MOUTHING]
That's him.

917
01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:31,847
-[MOUTHS] That's good. Go over.
-No.

918
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,766
[ELEANOR CLEARS THROAT]

919
01:05:44,235 --> 01:05:46,028
Hey.

920
01:05:46,529 --> 01:05:48,489
Can I get you something?

921
01:05:49,949 --> 01:05:51,992
Do you know what bugs me?

922
01:05:53,244 --> 01:05:56,872
-People taking your order?
-No.

923
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,208
Taking people's orders.

924
01:05:59,376 --> 01:06:03,879
-Why would you do that?
-You don't know my dad.

925
01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:09,051
Ugh. Sushi and doughnuts?
Who does that?

926
01:06:10,136 --> 01:06:14,098
-Ill take a coffee. Thank you.
MAN: Excuse me, miss?

927
01:06:16,768 --> 01:06:20,062
Do you ever feel like if you show
someone who you really are...

928
01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:22,064
...they won't accept you?

929
01:06:22,732 --> 01:06:25,401
Yeah. I do.

930
01:06:25,985 --> 01:06:29,446
Like being yourself isn't good enough.

931
01:06:30,573 --> 01:06:33,617
-Right.
-Like you're wearing a mask.

932
01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:36,537
That's exactly how I feel.

933
01:06:38,623 --> 01:06:42,418
You just wanna be honest
with this person and tell them, "It's me.

934
01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:45,629
Im the one that you've
been looking for."

935
01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:47,756
Yeah.

936
01:06:48,717 --> 01:06:50,592
Austin...

937
01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,595
-...Im--
FIONA: Sam!

938
01:06:55,306 --> 01:06:57,307
-One second.
-No, now.

939
01:06:59,769 --> 01:07:02,104
No, it's cool, I gotta bounce.

940
01:07:06,443 --> 01:07:07,943
Oh, great, thank you so much.

941
01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,153
Oh.

942
01:07:10,780 --> 01:07:13,073
Thank you very much, Sam.

943
01:07:16,077 --> 01:07:17,619
You're welcome.

944
01:07:17,787 --> 01:07:21,123
ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Bonjour,
Fighting Frogs. Here's your daily reminder:

945
01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:25,252
Don't hose your lawn, your car,
or anybody else, for that matter.

946
01:07:25,545 --> 01:07:28,297
And remember, tickets
for the big game go on sale....

947
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:34,011
And then she told us that she was
going to try to steal...

948
01:07:34,179 --> 01:07:37,306
...Austin away from you
if that was the last thing she did.

949
01:07:38,308 --> 01:07:42,102
Our stepsister has always been
jealous of you.

950
01:07:44,481 --> 01:07:45,773
Go on.

951
01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:49,651
Well, that's when she invented
this whole Cinderella plot.

952
01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:52,321
She got a hold of Austin's
e-mail address...

953
01:07:52,489 --> 01:07:55,324
...and that's when she
started the whole affair.

954
01:07:55,492 --> 01:07:59,953
We wanted to tell you sooner,
but she threatened to kill us.

955
01:08:00,121 --> 01:08:02,456
She's such a monster.

956
01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:07,461
Look, if you don't believe us,
look at the e-mails.

957
01:08:07,837 --> 01:08:12,633
She goes by Princeton Girl 81 8,
but her real name is Sam Montgomery.

958
01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:14,677
And we're Brianna and Gabriella.

959
01:08:15,428 --> 01:08:16,762
Ow.

960
01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:22,810
So that little boyfriend stealer
thinks she can pull a fast one on me?

961
01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:26,230
Well, we'll just see about that.

962
01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:38,200
Austin was really late today and asked me
if you'd read this announcement.

963
01:08:42,497 --> 01:08:43,747
"Cinderella...

964
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:49,461
...if you're listening, your prince wants to
rendezvous with you after the pep rally."

965
01:08:50,005 --> 01:08:53,382
Nothing like a pep rally
to warm up our prince.

966
01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:58,303
[BELL RINGING]

967
01:09:04,144 --> 01:09:07,521
Carter! I talked to him.
And not as Cinderella.

968
01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:10,899
I talked to him as me, Sam,
and he didn't hate me.

969
01:09:11,067 --> 01:09:13,027
So you told him everything?

970
01:09:13,194 --> 01:09:16,280
No, not everything. Not the part
about me being Cinderella.

971
01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:20,409
But Im gonna go tell him right after
the pep rally. You coming, cowboy?

972
01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:24,538
-So you think I look like a real cowboy?
-Sure.

973
01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:28,459
[CROWD CHEERING]

974
01:09:54,110 --> 01:09:56,945
-Who we gonna beat?
ALL: The Lancers!

975
01:09:57,113 --> 01:09:59,281
-And when we gonna beat them?
-Friday!

976
01:09:59,449 --> 01:10:02,117
Good news. I just got off
the phone with Hank Cole.

977
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:06,246
You play well on Friday, and your future
is set at USC football.

978
01:10:07,624 --> 01:10:09,291
That's great, Dad.

979
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,753
And who's gonna lead us to victory?

980
01:10:12,921 --> 01:10:15,339
ALL: Austin!
BERG: I can't hear you!

981
01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:17,841
-Kill the Lancers!
ALL: Austin!

982
01:10:18,343 --> 01:10:19,385
Yay!

983
01:10:22,180 --> 01:10:26,016
The cheerleaders have put together
a skit to help get us in the spirit.

984
01:10:29,562 --> 01:10:31,230
BOY:
I love you, Shelby!

985
01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:32,731
Thank you.

986
01:10:33,191 --> 01:10:37,486
"Once upon a time, there was
a big, strong Fighting Frog.

987
01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:43,283
He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad
owned the biggest pond in all the land.

988
01:10:44,285 --> 01:10:46,286
But he still wasn't happy.

989
01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:49,081
ALL:
Aw....

990
01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:52,501
lf only he can find a princess,
then she could kiss him...

991
01:10:52,669 --> 01:10:56,547
...turn him into a prince,
and they would run away together.

992
01:10:56,756 --> 01:10:59,008
[LAUGHING]

993
01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:04,513
One night, after the slimy frog
ditches his super-hot...

994
01:11:04,681 --> 01:11:08,350
...senior-poll-most-popular girlfriend,
he meets his princess."

995
01:11:08,518 --> 01:11:10,019
BRIANNA:
Your highness.

996
01:11:12,856 --> 01:11:16,692
SHELBY: "Alas, it turned out that
our frog not only had a secret identity...

997
01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:22,531
...but also had a secret e-mail relationship
with a pen pal named Princeton Girl."

998
01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:24,700
This isn't good.

999
01:11:24,868 --> 01:11:28,203
Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait
till we finally get to meet.

1000
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,873
You're the only one
who understands the real me.

1001
01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:33,417
The man who doesn't want
to play USC football.

1002
01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:36,879
But who wants to be at Princeton,
with you.

1003
01:11:37,213 --> 01:11:40,674
-What are they talking about?
-Nothing.

1004
01:11:40,842 --> 01:11:45,721
Dear Nomad, I want you to know
who I am, but Im scared!

1005
01:11:46,598 --> 01:11:48,807
Im scared that you'll reject me.

1006
01:11:48,975 --> 01:11:53,187
And Ive never had a real kiss before.

1007
01:11:54,522 --> 01:11:57,399
-I can't believe they're reading my e-mails.
CARTER: Let's go.

1008
01:11:57,567 --> 01:11:59,360
But our princess had a secret too.

1009
01:11:59,527 --> 01:12:05,240
She wasn't royalty at all, but a geek,
a loser, a servant girl.

1010
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:10,245
[SCREAMS]

1011
01:12:10,914 --> 01:12:12,414
Yeah!

1012
01:12:12,707 --> 01:12:14,792
Any ideas about this?

1013
01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,251
[CHUCKLING]

1014
01:12:17,253 --> 01:12:19,922
SHELBY:
And who, may you ask, is this imposter?

1015
01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:25,928
Give it up for the pretend princess,
diner girl, Sam Montgomery!

1016
01:12:31,768 --> 01:12:36,772
Diner girl! Diner girl!
Diner girl! Diner girl!

1017
01:12:36,981 --> 01:12:43,362
[STUDENTS CHANTING]

1018
01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,489
CARTER:
Come on.

1019
01:13:06,344 --> 01:13:07,386
[KNOCKING]

1020
01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:10,681
FIONA: Sam!
-Go away!

1021
01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:15,477
But, Sam, you've got a letter
from Princeton.

1022
01:13:22,819 --> 01:13:24,653
What does it say?

1023
01:13:31,870 --> 01:13:33,162
I didn't get in.

1024
01:13:34,539 --> 01:13:37,499
Oh, no!

1025
01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:41,128
And you studied so hard.

1026
01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:44,089
I can't believe I actually thought
I had a chance.

1027
01:13:44,257 --> 01:13:47,176
Sam, Im heartbroken.

1028
01:13:47,552 --> 01:13:50,637
Life can be so unfair.

1029
01:13:51,639 --> 01:13:53,891
Well, just look at the bright side.

1030
01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:58,020
You have a job at the diner
for the rest of your life.

1031
01:14:00,857 --> 01:14:02,858
You want a cookie?

1032
01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:08,697
Mm. They're so moist.

1033
01:15:20,979 --> 01:15:24,273
People like her don't belong
in our world, Austin.

1034
01:16:06,983 --> 01:16:08,942
Sam, what are you doing?

1035
01:16:09,819 --> 01:16:12,321
Im trying to get these floors clean.

1036
01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:16,367
RHONDA:
Come on, sweetie, get up.

1037
01:16:17,285 --> 01:16:19,953
What I meant is, what are you
doing with your life?

1038
01:16:20,288 --> 01:16:24,333
Im diner girl. Im doing what
diner girls do, Rhonda.

1039
01:16:24,501 --> 01:16:28,712
Baby, what's gotten into you? You don't
even realize how blessed you are.

1040
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:32,758
Look, you've got a whole family
behind you.

1041
01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:36,178
We have faith in you.

1042
01:16:36,346 --> 01:16:38,305
And you gotta have faith in yourself.

1043
01:16:59,911 --> 01:17:01,328
Mother!

1044
01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:04,832
-Sam just ruined your wall.
FIONA: What?

1045
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:09,211
Yes, you did. Well, that's gonna come
out of your paycheck.

1046
01:17:11,089 --> 01:17:13,590
And cover up those stupid words.

1047
01:17:14,050 --> 01:17:18,846
"Never let the fear of striking out
keep you from playing the game."

1048
01:17:20,056 --> 01:17:23,892
All right. Im going off
to get some more lipo.

1049
01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:27,521
Come on, girls. Sam, I need you
to clean the pool tonight.

1050
01:17:27,897 --> 01:17:29,732
No.

1051
01:17:34,863 --> 01:17:36,572
Excuse me?

1052
01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:39,908
You heard me. I quit.

1053
01:17:40,076 --> 01:17:44,747
I quit this job. I quit your family.
And Im moving out.

1054
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:48,834
[LAUGHING]

1055
01:17:49,002 --> 01:17:52,087
Oh, and where are you gonna live?

1056
01:17:52,422 --> 01:17:54,131
With me.

1057
01:17:56,718 --> 01:17:58,844
You can't just walk out on me.

1058
01:17:59,095 --> 01:18:00,346
You know what, Fiona?

1059
01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:03,390
You can mess with your hair,
your nose and your face...

1060
01:18:03,558 --> 01:18:05,893
...and you can even mess
with my dad's diner.

1061
01:18:06,269 --> 01:18:08,437
But you're through messing with me.

1062
01:18:09,939 --> 01:18:11,273
Wait up, Sam.

1063
01:18:11,441 --> 01:18:15,319
You take one more step,
and you're fired.

1064
01:18:15,487 --> 01:18:19,281
Oh, no, that won't be necessary,
because I quit too. And you know what?

1065
01:18:19,449 --> 01:18:24,620
The only reason why I put up with you
all these years is because of that girl.

1066
01:18:24,996 --> 01:18:28,957
Now that she's free of you, nothing
is stopping me from kicking your butt.

1067
01:18:29,292 --> 01:18:33,253
Come on, no. Not my face. It's much
newer than the girls. Go for the girls!

1068
01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:36,298
GABRIELLA: Mom!
-Rhonda? Rhonda!

1069
01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:38,509
She's not even worth it.

1070
01:18:39,552 --> 01:18:40,594
[SCREAMS]

1071
01:18:41,721 --> 01:18:44,306
-You're right.
-You know what? I quit too.

1072
01:18:44,557 --> 01:18:48,352
Me too. Hey, Rhonda. Eleanor.
Hold up, I need a ride.

1073
01:18:48,812 --> 01:18:50,437
See you.

1074
01:18:52,315 --> 01:18:53,857
Well....

1075
01:18:54,859 --> 01:18:56,443
See you.

1076
01:18:58,905 --> 01:19:00,781
Send me a bill.

1077
01:19:04,452 --> 01:19:06,954
Fiona actually thought
you were gonna slug her.

1078
01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:08,997
I was gonna do more than that.

1079
01:19:09,165 --> 01:19:11,583
I had no idea that you were that tough.

1080
01:19:12,544 --> 01:19:15,045
Yeah, but I always knew that you were.

1081
01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:18,465
Rhonda...

1082
01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:22,678
...are you sure that this is okay?

1083
01:19:22,846 --> 01:19:25,889
Sam, I wouldn't have it any other way.

1084
01:19:32,063 --> 01:19:35,065
I haven't felt this much at home
in such a long time.

1085
01:19:35,483 --> 01:19:37,985
Im sure, compared
to the Addams Family.

1086
01:19:41,656 --> 01:19:44,867
-What's on your mind?
-I gotta do something tonight.

1087
01:19:45,035 --> 01:19:47,369
Don't wait up for me, okay?

1088
01:19:49,372 --> 01:19:51,331
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]:
Welcome to the game...

1089
01:19:51,499 --> 01:19:55,502
...between the South Bay Lancers
and the North Valley Fighting Frogs!

1090
01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:04,636
Big welcome to all returning alumni to
tonight's 38th annual homecoming game!

1091
01:20:08,391 --> 01:20:10,893
PLAYER 1 : Check it!
PLAYER 2: Chick at 3 o'clock!

1092
01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:15,647
PLAYER 3: Hey, diner girl!
PLAYER 1 : What's she doing in here?

1093
01:20:17,734 --> 01:20:19,902
[PLAYER 4 WHISTLING]

1094
01:20:22,405 --> 01:20:24,239
PLAYER 1 :
What are you doing in here?

1095
01:20:24,407 --> 01:20:26,075
Sam.

1096
01:20:26,534 --> 01:20:29,411
-Okay, I know you think Im just some--
-Coward? Phony?

1097
01:20:29,579 --> 01:20:31,914
-Okay, just listen.
-No, you listen.

1098
01:20:32,123 --> 01:20:34,917
You turned out to be exactly
who I thought you were.

1099
01:20:35,085 --> 01:20:38,462
I never pretended to be somebody else.
It's been me all along.

1100
01:20:38,630 --> 01:20:41,632
And it was me who was hurt
in front of everybody.

1101
01:20:42,425 --> 01:20:46,428
Look, I didn't come here
to yell at you, okay?

1102
01:20:46,596 --> 01:20:50,849
I came to tell you I know what it feels
like to be afraid to show who you are.

1103
01:20:51,017 --> 01:20:52,810
I was. But Im not anymore.

1104
01:20:52,977 --> 01:20:56,105
And the thing is, I don't care
what people think about me...

1105
01:20:56,272 --> 01:21:00,317
...because I believe in myself.
And I know that things are gonna be okay.

1106
01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:04,655
But even though I have no family
and no job and no money for college...

1107
01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:07,157
...it's you that I feel sorry for.

1108
01:21:07,742 --> 01:21:11,161
-Heads up. Yo, five minutes.
-Im coming.

1109
01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:16,625
I know that guy that sent those e-mails
is somewhere down inside of you.

1110
01:21:16,793 --> 01:21:19,044
But I can't wait for him...

1111
01:21:19,337 --> 01:21:22,965
...because waiting for you is like
waiting for rain in this drought.

1112
01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:25,592
Useless and disappointing.

1113
01:21:29,431 --> 01:21:31,140
AUSTIN:
Sam.

1114
01:21:31,641 --> 01:21:35,352
[PLAYERS SHOUTING]

1115
01:21:43,069 --> 01:21:45,195
CARTER: Sam.
SAM: Hey. What are you doing here?

1116
01:21:45,363 --> 01:21:47,197
CARTER:
Rhonda told me where you might be.

1117
01:21:47,365 --> 01:21:49,992
I thought you could use a friend.
Come here.

1118
01:21:51,828 --> 01:21:55,164
Sam, Im so proud of you.
You did--

1119
01:21:55,331 --> 01:21:58,917
Your stepmom and Austin,
all in one day. How do you feel?

1120
01:21:59,085 --> 01:22:03,005
Ill let you know when I can catch
my breath. Let's do something tonight.

1121
01:22:03,173 --> 01:22:07,760
Well, I was actually thinking
about going to the game...

1122
01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:10,512
...but I understand
if you don't wanna do that.

1123
01:22:11,348 --> 01:22:12,848
No, Ill go.

1124
01:22:13,475 --> 01:22:15,517
Really? You'll go to the game?

1125
01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:19,396
Yeah. I can handle it now.
It'll be our first and last.

1126
01:22:19,564 --> 01:22:22,858
And besides, if I don't go, who else
is gonna explain the game to you?

1127
01:22:23,026 --> 01:22:24,651
Yeah.

1128
01:22:25,862 --> 01:22:29,198
SAM: I like what you're wearing.
What character are you today?

1129
01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:32,701
CARTER: Myself.
-I think it's your best look.

1130
01:22:32,869 --> 01:22:34,244
CARTER:
Thank you.

1131
01:22:35,705 --> 01:22:38,999
ANNOUNCER: Come on, everybody.
Weren't they great? Let's hear it for them.

1132
01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:41,126
Let's give our cheerleaders a big hand.

1133
01:22:41,294 --> 01:22:42,836
-Make some noise.
-Yeah.

1134
01:22:43,004 --> 01:22:48,050
Austin and I are almost back together.
It isn't official or anything, but it's on.

1135
01:22:48,218 --> 01:22:49,635
SAM: Sorry, guys.
CARTER: Sorry.

1136
01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:54,014
ANNOUNCER: Okay, everybody.
Get ready. Here they come!

1137
01:22:54,182 --> 01:22:55,432
Im glad you came, Sam.

1138
01:22:55,600 --> 01:23:01,230
ANNOUNCER: The defending
regional champions, your Fighting Frogs!

1139
01:23:02,273 --> 01:23:03,315
Whoo!

1140
01:23:04,651 --> 01:23:09,822
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]

1141
01:23:12,283 --> 01:23:14,827
ANNOUNCER: Both the Lancers
and the Frogs enter the game...

1142
01:23:14,994 --> 01:23:17,538
...tied for the lead
in the conference standings.

1143
01:23:17,706 --> 01:23:20,499
The winner of tonight's game
will advance to the playoffs...

1144
01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,918
...for the state championship.

1145
01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:26,255
Austin.

1146
01:23:27,215 --> 01:23:30,551
Austin. All right, buddy.
This is the big one, all right?

1147
01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:32,970
You stay focused and win it.

1148
01:23:33,138 --> 01:23:35,597
-Everyone is counting on you. All right?
MAN: Andy!

1149
01:23:35,765 --> 01:23:38,559
Hey, Chuck! How you doing, pal?

1150
01:23:38,768 --> 01:23:40,728
[CHEERLEADERS CHEERING]

1151
01:23:40,895 --> 01:23:43,939
PLAYER 5:
Let's do it again! One more time.

1152
01:23:47,944 --> 01:24:05,878
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1153
01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:11,842
Down, set, 28 guarding, 28 guarding!

1154
01:24:13,136 --> 01:24:14,803
Hike!

1155
01:24:18,975 --> 01:24:20,225
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

1156
01:24:20,393 --> 01:24:23,312
ANNOUNCER: The clock is stopped
with nine seconds left in the game.

1157
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:28,192
-The Frogs need one touchdown to win.
-I love football! I love football!

1158
01:24:28,401 --> 01:24:31,737
Whoo! I love football! Whoo!

1159
01:24:33,448 --> 01:24:39,036
CROWD [CHANTING]: Austin! Austin!
Austin! Austin! Austin!

1160
01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:43,540
[CHANTING]

1161
01:24:49,923 --> 01:24:55,135
Carter, I thought that I could handle this,
but I really can't. Im gonna go.

1162
01:25:01,267 --> 01:25:04,311
You know what?
Ill tell you how it ends, okay?

1163
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:05,854
Okay.

1164
01:25:06,773 --> 01:25:08,982
-Come on!
-Do it, baby!

1165
01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:24,790
This is the one. This is the one, Austin.
This is the one.

1166
01:25:33,550 --> 01:25:36,760
-Sorry, boys.
AMES: Where are you going?

1167
01:25:37,387 --> 01:25:38,721
What's he--? What is he--?

1168
01:25:43,393 --> 01:25:44,518
What's the problem?

1169
01:25:44,686 --> 01:25:47,062
-Whoa! What are you doing?
-Im out of here.

1170
01:25:47,605 --> 01:25:50,441
What? You're throwing away your dream!

1171
01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:53,402
No, Dad. Im throwing away yours.

1172
01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:58,198
It's your game now. Go get them.

1173
01:26:02,078 --> 01:26:05,748
ANNOUNCER: Substituting
For Ames is number 23, Ryan Henson.

1174
01:26:06,082 --> 01:26:09,084
-Austin!
-Austin! Get back here!

1175
01:26:20,597 --> 01:26:22,890
Austin, what are you doing?

1176
01:26:23,558 --> 01:26:25,768
Something I should've done
a long time ago.

1177
01:26:30,648 --> 01:26:33,817
[CROWD CHEERING]

1178
01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:51,960
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

1179
01:26:55,173 --> 01:26:57,383
Sorry I waited for the rain.

1180
01:26:57,842 --> 01:26:59,385
It's okay.

1181
01:27:02,722 --> 01:27:03,972
No!

1182
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,476
Oh, my God.

1183
01:27:19,906 --> 01:27:21,782
[SCREAMING]

1184
01:27:22,742 --> 01:27:27,204
ANNOUNCER: Touchdown!
The Fighting Frogs won. They've done it.

1185
01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:31,709
Oh, my.... You gotta
love high school.

1186
01:27:42,679 --> 01:27:44,388
SAM:
So we won the big game that day.

1187
01:27:44,556 --> 01:27:47,141
But what I remember most
was I got my prince.

1188
01:27:47,308 --> 01:27:49,309
And a really bad cold.

1189
01:27:51,062 --> 01:27:54,481
After that, it was like everything
fell into place.

1190
01:28:09,539 --> 01:28:13,834
My dad was right. The fairy tale book
did contain something important.

1191
01:28:19,591 --> 01:28:22,217
RHONDA: Take this one and take
the two cars in the front.

1192
01:28:22,385 --> 01:28:25,054
I can pay for those parking tickets!

1193
01:28:26,222 --> 01:28:28,223
Actually, Im selling your cars, Fiona.

1194
01:28:28,391 --> 01:28:30,642
-For college tuition money.
-What?

1195
01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:33,228
What gives you the idea
you can sell our cars?

1196
01:28:33,438 --> 01:28:36,857
-She owns them.
-Exactly. I own them.

1197
01:28:37,025 --> 01:28:40,903
Im the county district attorney.
Have you ever seen this before?

1198
01:28:41,071 --> 01:28:43,364
Ive never seen that before.

1199
01:28:44,449 --> 01:28:47,159
Isn't this your signature
on the witness line?

1200
01:28:48,244 --> 01:28:51,622
I have never seen my husband's
hidden will before.

1201
01:28:53,249 --> 01:28:56,460
Im afraid you're gonna have to come
downtown with me, ma'am.

1202
01:28:59,047 --> 01:29:04,468
SAM: That will stated that the house,
the diner and everything belonged to me.

1203
01:29:05,887 --> 01:29:10,599
It turned out my stepsisters knew where
Fiona had filed my real acceptance letter.

1204
01:29:10,767 --> 01:29:12,267
GABRIELLA:
I got it!

1205
01:29:14,646 --> 01:29:17,856
SAM: My dad's diner was restored
to its former glory.

1206
01:29:20,735 --> 01:29:22,945
And my stepmother
made a deal with the DA.

1207
01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:26,615
She's working off her debt
to society at Hal's...

1208
01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:30,285
...under the watchful eye
of my new partner.

1209
01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:41,755
And my stepsisters? They finally put
their teamwork to good use.

1210
01:29:41,923 --> 01:29:44,341
[SCREAMING]

1211
01:29:48,513 --> 01:29:53,267
SAM: Austin's dad finally came around
and got off his Trojan horse.

1212
01:29:55,353 --> 01:29:57,646
Things even cleared up for Carter.

1213
01:30:00,650 --> 01:30:04,319
Anything is possible if you just believe.

1214
01:30:04,821 --> 01:30:07,197
SAM:
He ended up filming a commercial.

1215
01:30:08,324 --> 01:30:11,035
And in addition to landing
that commercial...

1216
01:30:12,037 --> 01:30:14,455
...Carter also landed the girl.

1217
01:30:22,547 --> 01:30:25,549
The San Fernando Valley
was clear and beautiful...

1218
01:30:25,717 --> 01:30:28,385
...the way it only is after a big rainstorm.

1219
01:30:31,056 --> 01:30:34,850
As for Austin and me, well,
I finally got my cell phone back.

1220
01:30:35,018 --> 01:30:39,188
We wound up going to Princeton together
and lived happily ever after.

1221
01:30:40,565 --> 01:30:44,026
At least for now.
Hey, Im only a freshman.

1222
01:35:07,248 --> 01:35:09,249
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