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Fantastic Comedy
By Ion Popescu Gopo
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An electronic computer,
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searching the vast cosmos,
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found that only nineteen
thousand planets,
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could support life,
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like Planet Earth.
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Out of these nineteen thousands planets,
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many are new and have
primary life forms.
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On other planets, civilisation
has reached unexpected heights.
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The beings on this planet are...
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suffering.
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They suffer from a shortage of energy.
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Huge telescopes explore the universe.
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When they discover...
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a new extraterrestrial fuel concept,
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they urgently send a
robot to that planet.
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It is made to appear identical to
the people who made the invention.
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"Now we will show you some photographs
of unidentified flying objects."
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These photos drive me crazy;
you're not eating your soup!
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"...on a family trip to the
Coca De Pabla Mountains."
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As you recall dear viewers, in a recent
show, we told you about a rocket,
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built in the courtyard of his
house by a provincial professor.
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This strange construction, was the
subject of controversial discussion.
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Last night a fire destroyed the rocket;
we visited the disaster scene.
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Here's some of last night's footage.
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The Professor was rushed to hospital.
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Following information we've received,
his health is out of danger.
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The Professor said after this he will...
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the condition... of his rocket...
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Is the boy going to school?
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He learns well, he wants
to become a cosmonaut.
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- Do you know the rocket professor?
- The Professor, eh?
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Hey!
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- It's his teacher, tell him.
- Have you seen the rocket? - Yes.
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- You flew in it?
- How can he fly, you see he's a kid?
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Has anyone flown in the rocket?
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How... could he fly in a rocket?
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What are you talking about?
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Has the Professor flown in it?
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- A rocket is a rocket.
- You can't build a rocket with scrap.
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The rocket's a junkyard.
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But it was a real rocket, I went inside.
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- What does this kid know?
- It's a toy, made from tin cans.
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The Professor had
specialist training?
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- Yeah, he built it on his own.
- His personal creation.
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- Unique!
- Let's be serious.
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What fuel was used by the rocket?
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There was no fuel,
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and in my opinion,
it wasn't like any rocket.
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What does it look like?
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This is a mystery.
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Maybe a new invention.
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That's nonsense, it was
good for an amusement park.
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Let's be serious.
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Too bad they burned it,
it was very beautiful.
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- Unique!
- Why did they burn it?
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- Why set it on fire?
- You start... - Let me, Dear.
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- The professor was married?
- Are you serious?
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- The world says...
- 'The world says'!
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If he wants to marry, he'd find a
good woman, not Tapiru's girlfriend.
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Miss Corina is one
very respected lady.
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- One silly...
- Spoiled to be honest.
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- So I've heard.
- Who's Tapiru?
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- Tapiru burnt the rocket.
- He caught her with the Professor.
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He didn't catch her!
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We all know Mr. Tapiru.
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The rocket could fly?
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- Please, measure your words.
- The rocket could fly?
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All men are alike.
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The rocket could fly?
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Who could transform this toy?
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- The rocket could fly?
- The rocket can fly...
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- The rocket...
- If Tapiru awoke mornings, he'd go far.
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- The rocket...
- I was inside.
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The rocket...
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Can I stay over the night?
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Victor!
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Lead the gentleman to room thirteen.
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- What's up dear?
- It's nothing, what could it be?
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Are you going to school tomorrow?
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I'll go, but my teacher is sick.
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He's at home?
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No, he was taken to
hospital by ambulance.
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- Can we see the rocket?
- It's in the yard, but it's demolished.
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- You saw him when he built it?
- I worked on it myself. - You?
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- What was your work?
- I was responible for the screws.
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Ah...
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When I found a screw,
I took it to the Professor.
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Where did you find screws?
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Occasionally, at the start I would
unscrew them from trucks,
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and fences, until the
Professor punished me.
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- But it didn't hurt, he's a good man.
- The rocket was built from scrap?
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He was reconditioning the scrap.
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It was like new.
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You couldn't identify a tin can,
a bike wheel, or something else.
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It was a real rocket.
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- Have you flown in the rocket?
- No, we were to fly during the holiday.
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What's a holiday?
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A holiday is when school ends.
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- Are you going to school tomorrow?
- Yes.
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Good night.
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'Holiday'.
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Ho... li... day.
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'Y, a, d, i, l, o, h'.
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Unique!
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Mama.
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The mister upstairs doesn't
know what a holiday is.
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He looks like he dropped from the moon.
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- <i>'You don't build a rocket with scrap'</i>.
- <i>'It was a...'</i>
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<i>'He learns well, he wants
to become a cosmonaut.'</i>
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<i>'There was no fuel.'</i>
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- <i>'And in my opinion.'</i>
- <i>'It's a toy, made from tin cans.'</i>
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<i>'I was responsible for the screws.'</i>
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<i>'He teaches the kids well.'</i>
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<i>'Let's be serious.'</i>
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-<i> 'The rocket...'</i>
- <i>'It was a real rocket'.</i>
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<i>'Leave me alone.'</i>
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<i>'A rocket is a rocket'.</i>
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<i>'This is a mystery;
maybe a new invention.'</i>
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<i>'Nonsense! It was good
for an amusement park'</i>
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<i>'A personal invention, unique.'</i>
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- <i>'To be serious...'</i>
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<i>'A holiday is when school ends.'</i>
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Mm... an extraordinary man,
very well prepared.
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He often forgot that they are children,
and kept them true academic conferences.
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Do you believe me, Sir? Even I...
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Did not understand everything.
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A very weird man.
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I could say...
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An excellent professor,
respected by everyone.
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He had a hobby.
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He was filming and
photographing all of the day.
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Weird.
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Very weird.
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He was not like an ordinary man.
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- You believe in extraterrestrials?
- I'm curious...
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They're robots, they look like us,
and we can't distinguish them.
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They talk and sing.
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Because they have a
computer instead of a brain.
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Do you believe the Professor was...
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an extraterrestrial?
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I didn't say anything,
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but you know what people say, that even
Leonardo Da Vinci was extraterrestrial.
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But stayed here on Earth
to teach us new things.
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He wasn't punished by extraterrestrials
because at their school,
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he was the most stupid student.
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Do you believe that the Professor...
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All the things done by
the Professor were...
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strange,
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very strange.
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On one evening...
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Welcome, Director.
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What brings you here?
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Eh, what are you saying?
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He tried to reconstruct the appearance
of life in a large bowl with water.
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Interesting, but I have
another appointment.
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One question.
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The rocket could fly?
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I think the Professor
was flying the rocket.
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Wait, wait. kids.
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Ask the Professor to do
another hour of gymnastics.
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Professor!
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The Director said to do
another hour of gymnastics.
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Very well.
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Attention!
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He was flying?
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Every day.
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With what fuel?
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Without fuel.
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See that hole in the ceiling?
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- That hole?
- An ink pot went through it.
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Did you see any of this?
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I just assumed, since the ink
pot went through the ceiling.
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Did you see the ink pot going
through the ceiling? - No.
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But it's not normal, since you
can see the hole and the ink.
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Maybe a student threw it.
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Those were the Professor's
words, to hide his invention.
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Sometimes,
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I am afraid of the Professor.
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Move him to another school, Inspector!
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Please, Mister Inspector!
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Inspector?
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I don't understand.
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With what kind of fuel does it function?
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With string.
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How much did you give for this?
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Three coins, like these.
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How many dollars does it cost?
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Miss?
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Is Mr. Tapiru home?
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You're Mr. Tapiru?
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Good evening.
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Did you demolish...
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the rocket?
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That construction wasn't
strengthened very well.
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It could have fallen over
the children anytime.
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The rocket...
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was able to fly?
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Rocket? You call that bullshit a rocket?
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You see it fly?
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Are you crazy?
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No way.
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If you want to know the
truth, ask the others too.
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The rocket was just for show.
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To fly?
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It was constructed for...
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other purposes.
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What was the Professor...
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doing inside...
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- He was creating life?
- Just how?
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Have you seen him
make fishes with legs?
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Fishes with legs?
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Sure.
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I saw fishes with legs,
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and butterflies with hooves.
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He also made a snail
with hair on its chest.
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I think you're kidding me!
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I'm interested in the Professor's work.
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The story with the rocket is a lie.
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I don't understand.
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He made the rocket as
bait for naive girls.
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He fooled Corina with it.
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Tell me please.
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Please,
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turn it off.
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Tape recorder?
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Japanese?
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It's empty on the inside.
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What's the mechanism?
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The mechanism is so miniaturised,
you can't see it with the naked eye.
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At my password,
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'ura',
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attack.
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Now, split up.
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I'm pretty angry by nature, and the
Professor drove me out of my mind.
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The tape's finished?
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No.
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It functions with dried chromosomes.
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You're from the police?
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No.
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No investigation?
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No.
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Then why, why did I tell this to you?
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Be calm.
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Well, you can see that I'm calm!
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He's not calm.
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We are calm.
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We are calm, yes.
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We take the coin from
the pocket, we put it...
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and,
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if the screen shows two oranges
and one lemon, we are rich.
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Congratulations, you
think that the rocket...
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- The rocket...
- Maybe it was a prototype.
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You make me yell, it's a bunch of scrap!
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Perhaps it's a flying saucer.
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Nonsense, nonsense!
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- Have you seen it fly?
- Take him, take him!
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- I just want to know if it flies.
- No more!
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Kid.
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00:37:14,182 --> 00:37:16,131
How was this professor?
261
00:37:16,354 --> 00:37:20,254
He was a good man, when he
gave us a bad mark, he was sad.
262
00:37:20,662 --> 00:37:22,453
But he wasn't guilty,
263
00:37:22,806 --> 00:37:24,142
we were.
264
00:37:24,469 --> 00:37:27,611
He was like... Frankenstein?
265
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:29,816
No.
266
00:37:31,736 --> 00:37:33,066
He was a...
267
00:37:33,808 --> 00:37:35,192
Don Juan?
268
00:37:36,194 --> 00:37:38,033
No, he was a good man.
269
00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:40,411
Tell more.
270
00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:43,065
The Professor took us to museums,
271
00:37:43,189 --> 00:37:45,688
and showed us all kind of devices.
272
00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:04,023
Do you know Miss Corina?
273
00:39:04,905 --> 00:39:07,124
Where can I find Miss Corina?
274
00:39:10,885 --> 00:39:13,988
Come on, stop faking,
tell me about the rocket.
275
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,950
Let's go to Miss Corina.
276
00:39:41,037 --> 00:39:42,294
Miss Corina?
277
00:39:42,394 --> 00:39:43,816
Good evening.
278
00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:46,574
Do you love the Professor?
279
00:39:48,077 --> 00:39:48,993
No.
280
00:39:49,093 --> 00:39:50,430
I mean yes.
281
00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:53,182
Everybody loves the Professor.
282
00:39:57,425 --> 00:39:59,868
Are you 'inloved' with Mr. Tapiru?
283
00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,543
I think I know what you're saying.
284
00:40:02,724 --> 00:40:04,364
I loved this man.
285
00:40:05,693 --> 00:40:07,634
Now everything is over.
286
00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:10,951
He was unfair to the Professor.
287
00:40:11,051 --> 00:40:13,090
Have you seen the rocket?
288
00:40:13,894 --> 00:40:15,391
It was like a dream.
289
00:40:32,939 --> 00:40:36,869
Marble sarcophagus where the
coffin of a young girl was found.
290
00:40:38,488 --> 00:40:42,801
Garlands of flowers, ornamental
objects that were found in the coffin.
291
00:40:43,536 --> 00:40:45,567
Also there has been found:
292
00:40:46,434 --> 00:40:47,675
necklaces,
293
00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:49,589
combs, earrings,
294
00:40:50,277 --> 00:40:53,369
teaspoons, bottles... saucers,
295
00:40:53,714 --> 00:40:54,958
bracelets,
296
00:40:55,209 --> 00:40:56,430
slippers,
297
00:40:56,673 --> 00:40:58,121
jewelry boxes.
298
00:40:58,635 --> 00:41:01,748
Objects that in the
faith of the ancients,
299
00:41:02,158 --> 00:41:03,865
accompany the dead,
300
00:41:04,048 --> 00:41:06,551
on their way to other worlds.
301
00:41:06,777 --> 00:41:10,415
I've heard that when the
cosmonauts go into space,
302
00:41:10,515 --> 00:41:12,382
they take their toothbrushes,
303
00:41:12,682 --> 00:41:15,012
and shaving machines.
304
00:41:18,296 --> 00:41:19,979
This fantastic snake,
305
00:41:20,143 --> 00:41:21,528
it is unique.
306
00:41:21,877 --> 00:41:25,104
It shows very interesting
features: a ram's head,
307
00:41:25,913 --> 00:41:27,659
human ears and hair,
308
00:41:28,428 --> 00:41:30,710
a feathered serpent body,
309
00:41:31,296 --> 00:41:33,196
and very interestingly,
310
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,802
a lion's tail.
311
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,863
For the ancients, this was a god.
312
00:41:38,475 --> 00:41:40,810
With that, our visit has ended.
313
00:41:45,015 --> 00:41:46,776
Have you seen the rocket?
314
00:41:47,481 --> 00:41:48,691
It was...
315
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:52,095
It was just an invention
by the Professor.
316
00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,911
Everything was made with love,
317
00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:56,910
and a lot of finesse.
318
00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,742
It was able to fly?
319
00:41:59,682 --> 00:42:01,116
It could fly.
320
00:42:01,774 --> 00:42:05,332
The Professor said it could
fly for two milion years.
321
00:42:05,645 --> 00:42:07,096
What kind of fuel?
322
00:42:08,073 --> 00:42:09,306
I don't know.
323
00:42:09,733 --> 00:42:11,703
The Professor studies a lot.
324
00:42:12,215 --> 00:42:13,744
He's a scholar.
325
00:42:14,036 --> 00:42:15,870
He's interested in...
326
00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:17,915
flying saucers,
327
00:42:18,109 --> 00:42:21,705
or unidentified flying objects:
328
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:23,527
'UFO'.
329
00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:26,784
He always laughed when
he read the newspaper.
330
00:42:29,396 --> 00:42:31,622
His rocket was similar to a...
331
00:42:32,385 --> 00:42:34,404
flying saucer?
332
00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:37,225
I don't know.
333
00:42:37,325 --> 00:42:38,319
It was,
334
00:42:38,419 --> 00:42:39,828
it was something,
335
00:42:39,928 --> 00:42:42,156
how can I tell you, it was...
336
00:42:42,676 --> 00:42:44,112
extraordinary.
337
00:42:47,205 --> 00:42:48,594
The Professor,
338
00:42:48,694 --> 00:42:50,456
told me about his plan.
339
00:42:50,556 --> 00:42:53,446
He said at his rocket
launch, journalists...
340
00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:58,190
from the world over will be there, and
it'll be broadcast live all over Earth.
341
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,406
And fly just like music?
342
00:47:23,614 --> 00:47:24,778
Of course.
343
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,033
Tell me.
344
00:47:28,862 --> 00:47:29,910
And...
345
00:47:30,771 --> 00:47:32,807
after two million years...
346
00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:36,388
Could a man be born,
347
00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:38,537
just like this?
348
00:49:38,637 --> 00:49:40,762
In a large bowl of water?
349
00:49:41,189 --> 00:49:43,864
Don't you think the Professor's idea...
350
00:49:43,998 --> 00:49:45,599
is extraordinary?
351
00:53:34,487 --> 00:53:38,697
Good morning, my child,
my dear child, you've grown up.
352
00:53:41,108 --> 00:53:42,647
I'm your father.
353
00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:49,942
You can see me, but
I can't see you, because...
354
00:53:51,322 --> 00:53:52,571
I am dead,
355
00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:54,806
by two million years.
356
00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:02,012
And now,
357
00:54:02,112 --> 00:54:04,575
I'll teach you about life.
358
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,804
It's awful,
359
00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:24,419
the child should be afraid
of his father's face?
360
00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:28,373
You know, the Professor
always thought like a...
361
00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:29,675
scientist,
362
00:54:30,008 --> 00:54:31,357
like a man.
363
00:54:32,241 --> 00:54:35,298
He had forgotten how
important a mother's love is.
364
00:54:35,692 --> 00:54:39,656
Mr. Professor stopped
manufacturing people in space?
365
00:54:40,314 --> 00:54:48,681
Not at all. The thing with the
love wasn't set up, that's all.
366
00:54:49,609 --> 00:54:54,329
The child had to develop under the
guidance of a robot, run by a computer.
367
00:54:55,096 --> 00:54:57,528
I... was thinking as a woman,
368
00:54:58,145 --> 00:54:59,471
as a mother.
369
00:54:59,571 --> 00:55:03,342
I imagined the child alone in the
rocket, without consolation.
370
00:55:03,442 --> 00:55:06,048
Who's going to care
for him if he's sick?
371
00:55:06,148 --> 00:55:10,496
I've always told the Professor; children
don't grow up just with knowledge.
372
00:55:10,596 --> 00:55:14,239
Look how many don't attend
school and become like Tapiru.
373
00:55:15,141 --> 00:55:18,710
- Are you a musician?
- Not at all; is that what you see?
374
00:55:21,171 --> 00:55:22,440
Due to me,
375
00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:23,985
the Professor,
376
00:55:24,085 --> 00:55:28,253
introduced singing lessons
into the computer.
377
00:55:30,385 --> 00:55:34,452
<i>'Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, si, do'</i>
378
00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:39,143
<i>'Do, si, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do.'</i>
379
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,028
- Very well, one more time.
- Again?
380
00:56:04,537 --> 00:56:05,925
Here, you've...
381
00:56:06,025 --> 00:56:09,310
everything you need, you can
command the entire rocket.
382
00:56:10,643 --> 00:56:13,219
Look, you see? This is a computer.
383
00:56:15,809 --> 00:56:19,802
I don't think you'll understand,
but you've all the time in the world.
384
00:56:19,902 --> 00:56:22,200
In these cards,
385
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,905
more exactly,
386
00:56:25,267 --> 00:56:26,800
in this holes,
387
00:56:27,029 --> 00:56:28,465
you can find,
388
00:56:28,979 --> 00:56:31,725
all the wisdom of the twentieth century.
389
00:56:35,387 --> 00:56:38,048
First let's start with 'ABC'.
390
00:56:38,901 --> 00:56:39,910
'A'...
391
00:57:54,495 --> 00:57:56,589
And now the gymastics hour.
392
00:57:56,753 --> 00:57:59,883
And... one, two, three, four.
393
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,341
One, two, three, four.
394
00:58:02,895 --> 00:58:04,670
Breathing...
395
00:58:14,082 --> 00:58:15,711
Running... and...
396
00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:17,544
One, two, three, four.
397
00:58:17,644 --> 00:58:20,605
One, two, three, four,
one, two, three, four.
398
00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:24,234
Lift your legs, lift your legs;
one, two, three, four.
399
00:58:26,104 --> 00:58:27,353
Breathing.
400
01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:16,093
And now,
401
01:00:16,193 --> 01:00:18,337
I will try to tell you a...
402
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:21,156
story, that I'm sure you will like.
403
01:00:21,431 --> 01:00:24,643
It's about the beginning
of life on Planet Earth.
404
01:00:24,743 --> 01:00:29,912
What you see here are images of the
405
01:00:30,012 --> 01:00:33,128
Paleozoic era, a period
that lasted longer...
406
01:00:33,430 --> 01:00:35,474
A period that lasted...
407
01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:19,587
Meanwhile,
408
01:01:20,995 --> 01:01:23,821
some scientists have
changed their minds.
409
01:01:24,357 --> 01:01:26,312
Man is not a monkey!
410
01:01:27,199 --> 01:01:28,993
It's a separate species,
411
01:01:29,093 --> 01:01:30,790
at least for a time.
412
01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:32,417
And now,
413
01:01:33,129 --> 01:01:34,462
I'll show you,
414
01:01:34,589 --> 01:01:36,132
a short history.
415
01:03:59,090 --> 01:04:00,587
This is my idea.
416
01:04:01,923 --> 01:04:04,964
To plant a flower from
the twentieth century,
417
01:04:05,130 --> 01:04:06,477
on a planet,
418
01:04:06,845 --> 01:04:08,387
in the universe.
419
01:07:11,266 --> 01:07:13,391
Why are they missing pages?
420
01:07:16,118 --> 01:07:19,011
But why were there missing pages?
421
01:07:20,452 --> 01:07:24,062
The Professor informed the
youngster born on the rocket,
422
01:07:24,229 --> 01:07:26,834
about the achievements of our century.
423
01:07:27,038 --> 01:07:28,682
He hid one thing.
424
01:07:28,881 --> 01:07:30,735
The ugly face of people.
425
01:07:31,101 --> 01:07:33,111
He shred the pages of books,
426
01:07:33,211 --> 01:07:35,633
that showed poverty, misery.
427
01:07:36,601 --> 01:07:40,139
From 'Romeo and Juliet' only
the balcony scene remained,
428
01:07:40,239 --> 01:07:42,033
and from 'Hamlet',
429
01:07:42,632 --> 01:07:44,169
only the covers.
430
01:07:45,096 --> 01:07:46,702
Can you imagine...
431
01:07:46,907 --> 01:07:48,817
The poor child,
432
01:07:50,077 --> 01:07:51,893
alone in the...
433
01:07:51,993 --> 01:07:53,087
cosmos,
434
01:07:53,693 --> 01:07:58,419
perfect and untainted, a free
game for a scientific genius.
435
01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:02,426
Who needs such perfection?
436
01:08:03,295 --> 01:08:05,972
Better to live among
men with a purpose.
437
01:08:06,589 --> 01:08:09,691
To know about this
perfection, if it exists.
438
01:08:09,861 --> 01:08:13,475
To help their peers to become better.
439
01:08:13,776 --> 01:08:15,777
For us all to become better.
440
01:08:15,877 --> 01:08:17,510
But the Professor,
441
01:08:17,902 --> 01:08:19,542
had his own ideas.
442
01:08:23,145 --> 01:08:28,681
My dear, I imagine your joy, today
you're twenty-one years old.
443
01:08:29,358 --> 01:08:31,088
Happy birthday, son!
444
01:08:31,655 --> 01:08:35,627
You embody the most
cherished things in science.
445
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:36,810
Now,
446
01:08:36,910 --> 01:08:39,258
you can discover,
447
01:08:40,008 --> 01:08:42,045
the 'philosopher's stone'.
448
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,235
I envy you...
449
01:08:45,135 --> 01:08:46,927
and I'm proud of you.
450
01:08:47,105 --> 01:08:49,468
I have created a perfect man.
451
01:08:50,328 --> 01:08:51,926
Look at your work!
452
01:08:53,016 --> 01:08:54,765
Done scientifically,
453
01:08:56,126 --> 01:08:58,070
scientifically educated,
454
01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,275
I am perfect!
455
01:09:07,724 --> 01:09:09,167
I am a doctor,
456
01:09:09,757 --> 01:09:11,396
I am an engineer,
457
01:09:12,337 --> 01:09:13,984
I am an architect.
458
01:09:16,168 --> 01:09:18,399
I have learned elegant manners.
459
01:09:19,326 --> 01:09:20,431
But why?
460
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:21,444
Why?
461
01:09:21,544 --> 01:09:23,304
Why, I've learnt to count,
462
01:09:24,270 --> 01:09:26,504
to count the days without sun.
463
01:09:29,177 --> 01:09:32,676
When I'm awake, I'm rational.
464
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,707
But at night,
465
01:09:39,383 --> 01:09:41,131
did you ever think,
466
01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:45,757
that I'd be dreaming?
467
01:09:49,772 --> 01:09:51,704
These dreams torment me.
468
01:09:53,325 --> 01:09:55,005
There, in my dreams,
469
01:09:55,105 --> 01:09:57,801
I bath in the clear water of the rivers,
470
01:09:58,170 --> 01:10:01,739
and I compete with the young and old.
471
01:10:03,476 --> 01:10:04,799
And I pick,
472
01:10:05,144 --> 01:10:06,678
the same flower,
473
01:10:08,259 --> 01:10:09,895
for the same girl.
474
01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:16,737
Huh?
475
01:10:16,937 --> 01:10:18,786
Do robots have dreams?
476
01:10:19,894 --> 01:10:21,632
Come on, answer me,
477
01:10:21,942 --> 01:10:23,072
please!
478
01:10:24,582 --> 01:10:26,172
Please answer me!
479
01:10:27,755 --> 01:10:29,229
Have mercy,
480
01:10:29,352 --> 01:10:31,172
on a perfect man!
481
01:10:32,957 --> 01:10:36,890
I didn't understand your words,
the microphones were jammed.
482
01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:39,456
You screamed,
483
01:10:39,556 --> 01:10:41,438
you screamed, my dear.
484
01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:45,278
Maybe you suffer, perhaps my
experience is too hard on you.
485
01:10:46,144 --> 01:10:48,115
I have a surprise for you.
486
01:10:48,215 --> 01:10:52,280
Form program, seven, five,
five, six, three, b, c.
487
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,563
You will make a trip to Earth.
488
01:11:42,896 --> 01:11:43,835
See?
489
01:11:43,935 --> 01:11:46,759
In the cabin, there appears four screens.
490
01:11:47,292 --> 01:11:50,150
On each screen, an
image will be projected.
491
01:20:41,158 --> 01:20:43,291
More fantasy?
492
01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:47,476
- You think so?
- Yes.
493
01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:48,515
Oh.
494
01:20:48,930 --> 01:20:51,262
You'll write an article that's...
495
01:20:52,177 --> 01:20:53,612
extraordinary.
496
01:20:55,431 --> 01:20:56,967
I would call it,
497
01:20:59,008 --> 01:21:00,553
'Phoenix bird'.
498
01:21:01,144 --> 01:21:02,788
What's an article?
499
01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:06,453
You're not a reporter?
500
01:21:06,553 --> 01:21:09,206
- You're not from the newspaper?
- No.
501
01:21:09,306 --> 01:21:10,230
Oh!
502
01:21:11,385 --> 01:21:12,634
I thought...
503
01:21:13,386 --> 01:21:15,112
you came to welcome the...
504
01:21:15,814 --> 01:21:16,935
rocket.
505
01:21:17,136 --> 01:21:19,028
No, I am a robot.
506
01:21:19,908 --> 01:21:22,444
Mm... who's not a robot these days?
507
01:21:22,613 --> 01:21:23,334
No,
508
01:21:23,457 --> 01:21:25,097
I am a real robot.
509
01:21:25,519 --> 01:21:30,149
I was sent from Neptune, to find
new forms of energy on Earth.
510
01:21:31,870 --> 01:21:34,948
Now it's your turn to tell stories.
511
01:21:36,486 --> 01:21:39,519
And finally, what energy
have you discovered?
512
01:21:40,217 --> 01:21:41,498
The rockets,
513
01:21:41,598 --> 01:21:43,363
fly with fuel,
514
01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:45,622
on known principles.
515
01:21:46,428 --> 01:21:47,964
But the people,
516
01:21:48,538 --> 01:21:50,542
have an energy, that's...
517
01:21:50,755 --> 01:21:52,167
inexhaustible.
518
01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:55,136
Humour... and fantasy.
519
01:21:55,646 --> 01:21:56,756
Come on,
520
01:21:56,856 --> 01:21:59,705
this gentleman is
starting to tell jokes!
521
01:22:00,941 --> 01:22:03,070
Our compliments to the neutron.
522
01:22:04,501 --> 01:22:05,730
Thank you.
523
01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:14,019
If I didn't have wires instead of a
heart, I would fall in love with her.
524
01:22:14,210 --> 01:22:15,979
Will you come to us again?
525
01:22:17,285 --> 01:22:18,803
In the holiday.
526
01:22:19,112 --> 01:22:21,809
'Y, a, d, i, l, o, h.'
527
01:22:49,010 --> 01:22:51,950
Original Translation Unknown
Revised By Kosmikino
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