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The party's over boys. Move on.
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Let's get a group together.
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Please be respectful of the
neighbours and go home quietly.
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Mace. The sidewalk
sale has commenced.
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Sidewalk sale. Everything
marked down fifty percent.
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Total liquidation.
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Everything must go.
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Giveaway.
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Love in the twenty-first century?
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People can be what
they wanna be?
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Any way you want it?
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Any way you want it?
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Love in the twenty-first century?
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Good morning, Marilyn.
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Though we're living
in a modern world?
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I still believe in?
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Baby, maybe I'm a special
girl 'cause I'm looking for?
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A different kind of love?
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Turn around, baby.
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Not the ordinary one?
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I'm trying to find?
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Inhale. Come back
into ''warrior one'
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A different kind of love?
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And exhale. Bring the
hands to the floor...
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and take your left foot
back 'downward facing dog.'
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Take your right foot
up to your hands...
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and breathe into
'warrior one' posture.
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And exhale come into a
''warrior two' posture.
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Pause here for a moment.
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Alive?
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Did I have fun?
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Yes.
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Did I?
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Yeah.
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Got everything?
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Cell phone?
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Yes.
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Wallet?.
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Yes.
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Self-respect?.
41
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That wasn't with me last night.
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I'm dying to find?
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A different kind of love?
44
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I bought this for my... girlfriend.
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And, uh... you know...
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It just...
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It wasn't the right fit.
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So what's your return...
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Sir, we kind of have a policy -
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There's no exchanges or
refunds on dildos...
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or penetrating devices.
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I mean, but it wasn't what we
were looking for, you know.
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I understand. Maybe
you can take it home...
54
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and use it as a dog chew
toy or a paperweight.
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Thanks for coming
to the Gaybourhood.
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Thanks.
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Have a good day.
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'morning.
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Good morning.
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You're late.
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I know.
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Considering this is only your
second week on the job -
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You sure treat it with
a lot of contempt.
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Oh, don't take it personally, Zeke.
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I treat all of my
jobs with contempt.
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Don't expect me to last very long.
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I don't.
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Good morning, sir.
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All purple dildos are on sale today.
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Don't forget to buy in bulk.
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It's a wonderful day
for dildo-buying.
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Zeke, I had the most
incredible fourgy last night.
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I just don't even
know where to begin.
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Please, don't. I just had breakfast.
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Zeke -
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Sex can be a lot of fun.
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Don't knock it.
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Just because I define
myself as a gay man,
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doesn't mean that I'm a whore.
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I never charged a penny in my life.
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Hi. Swimwear is on sale, right?.
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For you, anything.
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Twenty-nine dollars.
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I'll take them.
85
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These are going to
look hot on you.
86
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Hey, don't I know
you from somewhere?
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I don't know.
88
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You look familiar, too.
89
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Long John'
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Excuse me?
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That's how I entered
you in my cell phone.
92
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We hooked up about a year ago.
93
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I fucked you in my bathroom.
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Jesus Christ.
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Right. I vaguely remember now.
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Fun times.
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How you been?
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Good.
99
00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,602
Long John, these
are gonna hug you...
100
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in all the right places.
101
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So do you still have my number?.
We should do it again sometime.
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I'm flattered, but actually
I don't do that anymore.
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Bathtubs?
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Sex.
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I'm in S.C.A.
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Oh I'm sorry, I
don't speak acronym.
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Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
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Right, hush hush.
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Why?
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You couldn't tell I'm
a sexual compulsive?
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No. I thought you had sex
with me because you like me.
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Not because you're a compulsive.
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When we had sex...
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I had a slip.
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I never smelled anything.
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Here's my card.
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Perhaps we can
hang out sometime.
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Yeah, but how will I know
when you're having a slip?
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Oh, not for sex.
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Maybe you'd like to
check out an SCA meeting?
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Or a cuddle party.
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Cuddle party?
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How sad.
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He is one of life's
cruel contradictions -
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A total bottom with
a dick to die for.
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And then - when he should
be going to meetings...
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to learn how to top -
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He decides to stop
having sex all together.
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Double sad.
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I don't see what's sad about
someone realizing they have...
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a problem, and trying to
do something about it.
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Seeing all these grown
up men spending...
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all their time trying to
get laid, now that's sad.
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Oh Zeke, please.
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There's a lot of important
stuff happening out there.
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Issues that we need to fight for...
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Civil rights,
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Discrimination, equality, marriage.
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Well I don't see you
out on the barricades.
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You're working here with me
here, peddling rubber dick.
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Now why is that?
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This is just temporary.
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Hey Marilyn.
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Oh Peter. Peter.
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Guess what?
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What?.
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Who's getting married?
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I am.
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Bart asked me to marry him
this morning. I'm engaged.
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Congratulations.
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My God, that's awesome.
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Did you guys set a date?
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We're thinking mid-September.
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There's just so much to do.
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Oh Peter. I am so excited for us.
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You and Derek moving in together
and me off to get married.
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It really goes to
show, you, you know -
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Dreams do come true.
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Congratulations, Bart.
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Bart, sit down over here...
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so we can discuss the
wedding invitations.
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Not your department?.
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I thought so.
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Leave us alone then.
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Kissy Kissy.
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Kissy Kissy.
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Men - it's never too late
to teach them new tricks.
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Anyway, it might be a
bit premature, but...
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I've started working
on a seating chart.
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Let me get your input.
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This is huge.
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Maybe this would be a good
time to go over some rules.
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What kind of rules?
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I would just hate for us to fight...
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about the small stuff,
you know, like...
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...who's turn it is to do the dishes,
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00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,384
and taking out the
garbage and stuff.
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And then there's the
toilet seat issue.
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You know how much
that bothers me.
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Maybe we could put up a sign,
you know, to remind me.
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I'm serious.
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A lot of relationships go bad
when people move in together.
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I just don't want
that to happen to us.
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Baby, it won't.
185
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We just have to be
considerate of each other,
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and give each other some slack.
187
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Right?.
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Right.
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Besides, it's too late.
Unless you were planning...
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on putting me out on
the street or something.
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I didn't say I changed my mind.
192
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Are you trying to get me drunk?
193
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Here, let's have a toast, okay?
195
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To ten wonderful
months together and...
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many, many more to come.
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I love you.
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I love you more.
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Let the manhunt begin.
200
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Loose a button, make a friend.
201
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,261
You gonna come up for air, baby?
202
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,145
It's just so cavernous.
203
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,314
I'm addicted to cleavage.
I don't understand it.
204
00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,450
Um, maybe because
it resembles ass?
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00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,317
Halt.
206
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,351
Quality control.
207
00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:15,588
I need to verify that this
drink is not poisoned.
208
00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:16,756
Water?.
209
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,491
What?. Are you
pregnant or something?
210
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,226
That is a rare species of cock.
211
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,163
What are you? Some kind
of penis anthropologist?.
212
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:25,498
What do we have here, Mace?
213
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:29,335
We have an ergonomic variety.
Not often found in North America.
214
00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:30,636
I am South African.
215
00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,571
Well that explains it.
216
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,005
So what will it be Luke?
217
00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,308
Something stiff and
fruity. Like my men.
218
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,443
Two vodkas. Splash of cranberry.
219
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,554
I've got me a
twenty-five dollar pussy,
220
00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:41,347
ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my god.
221
00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,650
A five dollar ghetto booty
and two dollar titties.
222
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,750
Oh there they go.
223
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,187
Who needs Botox when
you got cupcakes?
224
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,663
You know what Annie
said, don't you?
225
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,965
Uh, who?
226
00:09:59,065 --> 00:09:59,999
You know, Orphan Annie.
227
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,134
That lucky little bitch
with the red hair.
228
00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,469
I give up.
229
00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,205
You're never fully
dressed without a smile.
230
00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,855
And that would make you naked.
231
00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:10,676
I see...
232
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,345
So, what do you do?
233
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,445
Oh.
234
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,016
Now did you go ask him
what he does for a living?
235
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:17,550
Yeah...
236
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,118
Cause Luke is allergic
to that question.
237
00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,218
Vodka.
238
00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:24,390
I cannot be defined
by how I pay my rent.
239
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:28,427
Then how? By that ridiculous scarf
and all the body glitter?
240
00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:32,031
Honey, if you're not sparkling -
what the fuck are you doing?
241
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,232
Touchй.
242
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,467
I'm Luke.
243
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,689
What name do they call
out when they pin...
244
00:10:36,789 --> 00:10:38,204
your ankles behind your ears?
245
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,438
I'm Stephen.
246
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:42,341
Stephen with a V or
Stephen with a PH?
247
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,976
Uh... PH.
248
00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,279
Just verifying that you are gay.
249
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,515
Just for the record - my ankles
are never behind my ears.
250
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,217
Try yoga. You'll get there.
251
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,952
Not necessary, I'm a total top.
252
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:58,018
How... Limiting. Why?
253
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:01,727
Not that it's any of your business
but I just don't like to get fucked.
254
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,666
Wait, your name is
Stephen with a PH...
255
00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:04,830
and you're a total top?
256
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,266
Papi, how could you neglect
your prostate like that?
257
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,368
You know, nice talking
with you girls -
258
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:13,172
And a great reminder of why I
don't come to places like this.
259
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,740
And just what do
you mean by that?.
260
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,076
People here are so... typical.
261
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,744
Are you calling me typical?
262
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,080
Typical might not be
flamboyant enough.
263
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,416
I'd say, you're more
of a gay clichй.
264
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,728
Eres mas pasiva que
la puta que te pario.
265
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:26,686
(You're more of a bottom than
the bitch that gave you birth. )
266
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,154
He called me a gay clichй.
267
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,255
Oh fuck him.
268
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,490
What does he want me to do?
Wear flannel and go hiking?
269
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,825
I'll show him gay clichй.
270
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,925
Oh, no.
271
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,602
Would the crazy faggot
get off the furniture?.
272
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,138
Would the drag queen please
get a wardrobe budget?.
273
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,373
Security.
274
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,618
I'm Tess Tickles
and this is my show.
275
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,278
Get your paws off me.
276
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,378
Whoa.
277
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,215
Oh.
278
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,315
Hey there, shy boy.
279
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,119
Where do you live?
280
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,787
No, where do you live, stud?
281
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,323
I'm sick of changing my sheets.
282
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,423
Eightieth and Broadway.
283
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,496
Where do you live?
284
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:13,486
I live around the corner actually.
285
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,707
Bye.
286
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,773
I was starting to judge myself...
287
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:34,057
And I have the potential
to judge myself...
288
00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:36,217
right back into a bar.
289
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,689
So I dumped that little pee-wee,
290
00:12:39,789 --> 00:12:43,262
cause ain't nobody taking
my fucking sobriety.
291
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:47,492
No way. No how.
Ain't gonna happen.
292
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,907
Hi, I'm Marilyn and
I'm an alcoholic.
293
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:55,908
Hi Marilyn.
294
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,177
Thanks for the share, Sheila.
295
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,380
I'm still having
trouble... Letting go.
296
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,916
I'm having trouble
getting to step three...
297
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:08,776
But thanks to my sponsor
Trisha, I think I'll get there.
298
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:12,692
I'm learning to appreciate
the little things in life.
299
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,427
You know, like cranberry juice.
300
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,740
I used to resent
cranberry juice because...
301
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,198
it made my vodka taste so...
302
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,266
I don't know...
303
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,134
Sweet.
304
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:26,568
Now I realize cranberry
juice can be really tasty.
305
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,706
Straight up.
306
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,481
Luke?
307
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,665
Try to look busy.
308
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:39,251
The owner said he
might come by today.
309
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,686
What do you want me to do?
310
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,550
I don't know... Dust porn.
311
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,136
You know, I never in
a million years...
312
00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:49,128
imagined I'd grow up to be this -
313
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,830
A duster of porn.
314
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,865
Who said you're grown up?
315
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,967
God knows you're no
spring chicken...
316
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,726
...but as far as fitting into the...
317
00:13:56,826 --> 00:13:58,437
sociological
framework of an adult?
318
00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,472
Eh-eh.
319
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,483
I suppose you learned all this...
320
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,909
sociology mumbo-jumbo
at the New School?
321
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,144
Before they kicked you out?
322
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,847
They didn't kick me out. I left.
323
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,314
Well, I didn't have to
waste time at college...
324
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,650
to learn about sociology.
325
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,388
Did you know that some
study on the correlation...
326
00:14:13,488 --> 00:14:14,754
between penis size
and various things -
327
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,542
Found that there is no
connection whatsoever...
328
00:14:16,642 --> 00:14:17,590
with the size of the feet?.
329
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,425
And you bring this up because...?
330
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,005
The study did claim however,
331
00:14:21,105 --> 00:14:23,896
there is a connection between
penis size and height.
332
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:27,066
But I often find glaring
exceptions to that rule.
333
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,769
Well maybe their sampling
wasn't as big as yours.
334
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,903
True.
335
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,538
So why did you leave?
336
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,773
What?.
337
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,007
School?
338
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,138
My parents stopped
helping me with tuition...
339
00:14:37,238 --> 00:14:38,344
after I came out to them.
340
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,044
Ouch.
341
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,480
They decided New York wasn't
the best place for me -
342
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,450
And instead enrolled me at
some religious school in Ohio.
343
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,684
Eww.
344
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,153
That's why I didn't go back.
345
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,054
Black anal lickers.
346
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,356
I think I know that guy.
347
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,657
That's a picture of an ass.
348
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:52,491
Yeah...
349
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,726
I think I slept with it.
350
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,763
God, you're so typical.
Where are the normal gay people?
351
00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:58,464
Typical?
352
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,765
You just hold it right there, Mister.
353
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,334
The other night, some guy
called me a gay clichй -
354
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,502
Very perceptive of him.
355
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:04,770
Excuse me?
356
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,039
For your information, there
is nothing typical about me.
357
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,207
At all.
358
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,476
Just because we work together
you think you know me.
359
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,478
I went home with
you once. Remember?.
360
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,779
Bits and pieces...
361
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:14,613
So?
362
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,015
So, I know you're not very good.
363
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:16,916
I passed out.
364
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:17,783
Exactly.
365
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:18,651
I was drunk.
366
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,351
No kidding.
367
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,253
Yoo-hoo.
368
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,379
You two are such a cute couple.
369
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,690
And you sweetie...
370
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:31,254
Oh, you remind me so much
of myself as a young man.
371
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,604
Peter, tell me...
372
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,940
Am I just a pathetic gay clichй?
373
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,040
Don't answer that.
374
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,577
I know what you think.
375
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,878
But seriously -
376
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,414
Why does this
bother me so much?
377
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,467
I guess everybody
has a need to feel...
378
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,750
significant in some way.
379
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,453
You have Derek and that
whole lovey-dovey shit.
380
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:55,588
But that's not for me.
381
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,818
I guess being single and
easy makes me feel good.
382
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:58,891
If I wanna fuck I fuck.
383
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,991
Are you following me?
384
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,965
Hey Marilyn. How is restaurant
managing treating you?
385
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,300
Luke. What a pleasant surprise.
386
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,772
Maybe I should
come work for you?
387
00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:12,538
We had such fun waiting tables
together last summer, didn't we?
388
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,273
Yes, didn't we?
389
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:17,177
Oh, and Peter tells me you
got engaged to the owner.
390
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:17,776
Way to go.
391
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,978
Thank you, Luke.
392
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,832
But... I thought you couldn't
have a relationship...
393
00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:23,716
if you're in Alcoholics Anonymous.
394
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,816
It's not a cult.
395
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,554
Anonymous means
anonymous, Peter.
396
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,388
Sorry.
397
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,824
Right. Hush, hush. If only
your liver could talk.
398
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,826
As a matter of fact,
I'm late for a meeting.
399
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,761
Trusting you can close things up?
400
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,396
Don't forget to throw out the trash.
401
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,236
Goodnight, Marilyn. Iets
go for drinks soon.
402
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:42,868
Hey baby.
403
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:43,769
Hey.
404
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,137
How you doing?
405
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,906
Good.
406
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,006
I'll have another.
407
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:50,943
Actually, we're closed.
408
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,593
Oh, come on. A friend in need.
409
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,315
Derek, you remember Luke,
one of our regulars.
410
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:57,016
Hello there Luke.
411
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,751
And hello to you.
412
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,344
He's just depressed because
he found out today...
413
00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:02,588
that he's a gay clichй.
414
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,356
I am not.
415
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,003
Okay, baby... Just
give me a few minutes.
416
00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:07,026
I just have to close out.
417
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,494
OK.
418
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,162
So Luke, right?
419
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,498
Why don't you tell me
what's bothering you?
420
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,598
How can it be?
421
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,435
I've worked so hard to stand out.
422
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,503
To sparkle.
423
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,672
Not to be some stereotype.
424
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,136
I don't think you have
to worry about that.
425
00:17:21,236 --> 00:17:22,107
You seem to stand out to me.
426
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,743
Besides, nobody fits neatly
into a stereotype Luke.
427
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,578
Do you have a big dick?
428
00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:27,913
Uhh, I don't know.
429
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:28,948
Really?
430
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:29,949
Let me investigate.
431
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,951
OK, sure, sure. I have a big dick.
432
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,386
So you're a black
man with a big dick.
433
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:37,022
We're all just a
bunch of stereotypes.
434
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:37,957
All of us.
435
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,959
There are black men
with small dicks.
436
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,193
Poor, poor souls.
437
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,862
There are exceptions
to all stereotypes.
438
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,365
But I don't want to be an
exception, or a stereotype.
439
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,558
I wanna be exceptional.
440
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,037
Sometimes it all
seems so pointless.
441
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,505
Are you lonely?
442
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,140
I'm drunk.
443
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,742
You know before I met Peter -
444
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:57,977
I felt that way a lot.
445
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,984
You know, I wasn't
unhappy, but something...
446
00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:01,547
definitely was missing in my life.
447
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,915
Baby, I'm ready to go.
448
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,015
Luke, out.
449
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,752
Don't let him
pussy-whip you, okay?
450
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,753
Excuse me?
451
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,403
I'm just saying. I know Peter.
452
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,524
I think I can take care of myself.
453
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:13,692
Hey, I said time to go.
454
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,342
No kidding. Where's the party?
455
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,336
Now we'll get you a cab
and get you home, OK?
456
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,436
Home? Who's going home?
457
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,944
Home is the four-letter
word for no other option.
458
00:18:30,044 --> 00:18:31,377
I am not going home.
459
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,711
Where's Mace?
460
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,851
Come on, honey, lets go.
461
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,519
Audrey.
462
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,619
Hi.
463
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,624
What are you doing later?
464
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,694
There's a party in my pants
and everybody's coming.
465
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,528
I'm Luke.
466
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,363
I know.
467
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,268
We've hooked up like three times.
468
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,733
You never remember me.
469
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,571
Sorry. Just trying to be polite.
470
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,206
Luke. Yeah, you made it.
471
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,174
I always do.
472
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,210
You've got to see Mace
performing in the dark room.
473
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,547
I just... I just saw like,
seven hands and a trunk.
474
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,050
It's something out
of Indian mythology.
475
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,352
Have you been
pollinating again, baby?
476
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,054
Give us the blow by blow.
477
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,044
I was nursing a giant banana slug.
478
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:22,561
I held a left hook in one hand and
a sloping cascade in the other.
479
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,963
That is the most highly
evolved species.
480
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,031
It's naturally angled to just slide...
481
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,199
My turn.
482
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,133
Follow me.
483
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,035
Beware of the trolls, Mamita.
484
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,904
Audrey, can I go home now?
485
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,531
Aww, just nuzzle in, hon. It's OK.
486
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,427
Everything's gonna be just fine.
487
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,375
Where did you learn that?
488
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,719
Hobby.
489
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,290
You've got some talent.
490
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,915
Umm, practice makes perfect.
491
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,595
You wanna...
492
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,607
You wanna finish this at my place?
493
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,966
I kind of want your
undivided attention.
494
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,768
Are you always this needy?
495
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,703
Not always.
496
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:08,240
Well, it's not everyday that
I find a sloping cascade.
497
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:08,874
A what?
498
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,976
A sloping cascade.
My friend Mace -...
499
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,311
You?
- Stephen?
500
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,912
With a PH.
501
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,280
Well that's funny.
502
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,248
Are you stalking me?
503
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,348
Hell no.
504
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:19,785
Still wanna come home with me?
505
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,619
No.
506
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,487
Why not?
507
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,589
You called me a gay clichй.
508
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,091
Aw. You didn't strike me
as the sensitive type.
509
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:26,892
I didn't mean to upset you.
510
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:27,960
Yes you did.
511
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,060
Well, I take it back.
512
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,133
Woof.
513
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,269
Meow.
514
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,338
Iets blow this joint.
515
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,907
I already have.
516
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,346
I'm beat.
517
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,446
I bet. Long day, huh?
518
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,915
Anything I can get you?
519
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,684
Always the gentleman.
520
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,987
Anything for my baby.
521
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,854
Been in this daze for days?
522
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,325
From the love you gave?
523
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,991
Still so sweet on my mind?
524
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,434
Feeling kind of crazy?
525
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,497
But I can't hardly wait?
526
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,337
To see you again?
527
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,182
Just do what you do?
528
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,917
Don't ever stop?
529
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,882
Giving me that love you got?
530
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,157
Don't ever stop?
531
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,885
Always rely on things you feel?
532
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,892
Things you feel inside?
533
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:45,182
When you need to put
your sense beside?
534
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:48,468
Let your heart decide?
535
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,937
I can't get enough.
Though it can be rough?
536
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,880
Even make you cry?
537
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,782
Never say goodbye?
538
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,317
Maybe feel the same?
539
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,086
This is not a game we're playing?
540
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:03,518
It's the truth we make?
541
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,358
I can't get enough...?
542
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,417
Get enough.... Get enough....?
543
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,354
Roses are very
conventional, of course.
544
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,345
But that's not
necessarily a bad thing.
545
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:29,014
At my cousin Suzy's
wedding, they had tulips.
546
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:32,880
Tulips. Everywhere.
It was so bizarre.
547
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,545
Just a few more minutes,
honey. I'm so ready.
548
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,792
Umm, right there, honey.
549
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:47,892
Umm, right there. That's it.
550
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,269
No tulips.
551
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,564
No tulips for me.
552
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:54,840
Wait, let me get this straight.
553
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,875
You met your perfect man -
554
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:59,177
In the backroom at Boys Room?
555
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:00,479
Isn't that ideal?
556
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,447
Most people would be
ashamed to admit that.
557
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,016
I am not most people.
558
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,350
No Kidding.
559
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,185
I've been with a lot of guys.
560
00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,221
I mean, A LOT of guys...
561
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,290
But this was something
out of the ordinary.
562
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,292
What, you didn't pass out?.
563
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,594
Stephen and I had
a real connection.
564
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,596
I think we even looked
each other in the eyes.
565
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:20,866
And the way he fucked me,
I went right into the stratosphere.
566
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,968
And then he didn't care
about cumming himself.
567
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,036
He didn't cum?
568
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,104
No. He said he didn't need to.
569
00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:27,839
It was all about my pleasure.
570
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,141
Well, you must have liked that.
571
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,309
Oh, I did.
572
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,311
I bet he's on anti-depressants.
573
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:32,944
Or Tina
574
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:33,645
What?.
575
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:34,813
Or E. He probably couldn't cum.
576
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,848
That is not true. I
can make anyone cum.
577
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:40,052
He just chose not to.
For him it was all about Moi.
578
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,520
Jesus.
579
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,821
So what about you?
580
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,157
Did you bang anyone from
naked yoga class last night?.
581
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,993
Naked yoga class is
not about sex, Luke.
582
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,221
Me and Jasper were busy...
583
00:23:49,321 --> 00:23:51,129
making flyers for the
equal rights march.
584
00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:52,297
Huh.
585
00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:53,699
Who's Jasper?.
586
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:54,633
My dog.
587
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,773
Aren't you non-stop fun.
588
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,102
Hey you.
589
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:04,443
Now that's customer service.
590
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,478
Luke is trained to satisfy.
591
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,080
Zeke, this is Stephen.
592
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,214
With a PH.
593
00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:12,284
So you're the guy who's been
keeping Luke awake all night?.
594
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,852
Hey don't I know you?
595
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:14,853
I don't' think so.
596
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,913
So, to what do we
owe the pleasure...
597
00:24:17,013 --> 00:24:19,191
of your presence here
at the Gaybourhood?
598
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,606
Interested in a butt-plug?
599
00:24:20,706 --> 00:24:22,861
May I introduce you to
the anal intruder?.
600
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,930
No smart ass, you know
I'm not into that.
601
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:25,897
I came to ask you on a date.
602
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:26,965
How proper.
603
00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:29,868
Luke doesn't date.
Too much commitment.
604
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:30,869
Is that true?
605
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,139
Not necessarily. It's just
the idea of dating...
606
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,006
Hi. How are you?
607
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:36,041
Hi.
608
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,676
Sitting across from a
complete stranger...
609
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,311
and having them ask me
forced questions...
610
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,346
Like how many brothers
and sisters I have,
611
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:43,452
where I grew up, and
what my star sign is.
612
00:24:43,552 --> 00:24:44,383
It's so unnatural.
613
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,250
Credit or debit?
614
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:45,917
Debit.
615
00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:47,786
Go ahead and swipe your
card and press your pin.
616
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:50,288
Date is a four letter
word for interview.
617
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,938
And if I wanted one of those -
618
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,727
I'd look for a real job.
619
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,827
Thank you.
620
00:24:58,096 --> 00:24:59,831
So, may I schedule one?
621
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:00,599
What?.
622
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:03,368
I like the skills on your resume.
Can I set up an interview?
623
00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,312
Only if it's a very modern-day,
624
00:25:05,412 --> 00:25:07,806
very no-strings-attached
type interview.
625
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,841
I'm a no-strings-attached
employer.
626
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,310
I won't even bother to
check your references.
627
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:14,546
Yeah, that would take years.
628
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,646
So, how about tomorrow?
629
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,250
Yes.
630
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,419
You don't know me,
and I don't know you.
631
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,254
Perfect.
632
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,524
There's a spinning class at
David Barton Gym at 7.30 PM.
633
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:26,625
Be there.
634
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,725
Will do.
635
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,099
Oh, fuck you, Zeke.
636
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,271
Come on.
637
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:44,468
Five... four... three... two... one.
638
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,945
Hit it. Up and off
that seat, come on.
639
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,045
Yeah go for it.
640
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,949
That's right, up that hill.
641
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,049
Go. Nice.
642
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,953
Pound with that foot. Pound it.
643
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,518
Yeah. Come on, you can do it.
644
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,658
Keep going. That's right.
645
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:01,758
All right guys...
646
00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:04,362
...you ready?
647
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:06,031
I said are you ready?
648
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:07,332
One - go.
649
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,100
Yeah. Go. Come on.
650
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,692
Yeah. Come on, you
can do it. Push.
651
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,071
Push. Yeah.
652
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:26,143
Save it for the steam room.
653
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:30,515
So I was wondering:
654
00:26:30,615 --> 00:26:32,357
How many brothers and
sisters do you have,
655
00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:36,622
where did you grow up,
and what's your star sign?
656
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,497
One of each.
657
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,764
Beaverton, Oregon.
658
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:40,499
Cancer.
659
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,333
And you?
660
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,203
I'm an only child. Beverly
Hills, California. Leo.
661
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,406
So, what do we do now
that we know each other?
662
00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,342
I think we take it slow.
663
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,482
All the way to my place.
664
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,347
Impressive.
665
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,582
You don't remember my
place from the other night?
666
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,417
Not at all.
667
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:03,455
I just hope you don't substitute
taste with a price tag.
668
00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,724
Well, I brought you home didn't I?
669
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:07,824
You calling me cheap?
670
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,363
So how do you afford
all your baubles?
671
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,565
Are you asking what
I do for a living?
672
00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:15,767
Let me rephrase the question.
673
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,436
Who had to die for you
to afford this place?
674
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:22,191
Well if you must know,
I have a trust fund.
675
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:26,378
Well it's not something I'm
proud of, or not proud of.
676
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,247
It just is. And it allows
me to focus on my passion.
677
00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:30,181
Which is?
678
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,050
Painting.
679
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,152
I'm getting my MFA
at the New School.
680
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:37,567
Everything you see
on the wall is mine.
681
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,291
Nice.
682
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:43,261
I'm trying to evoke visual
emotions from my art.
683
00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:45,864
I want you to feel something
when you look at it.
684
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,964
Like those ink blots?
685
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,795
Would you like to lay down?
686
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,336
Don't mind if I do.
687
00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,078
How does that one make you feel?
688
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,680
Horny.
689
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,582
And this one?
690
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,682
Horny.
691
00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,486
What's your passion in life?
692
00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:10,850
I would have to say sex.
693
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:14,092
Nothing more? Nothing
a little deeper?
694
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,192
Oh, deeper...
695
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:19,698
And you wonder why I
called you a gay clichй.
696
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,233
And what would you
like to hear doctor?
697
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,270
That all I want is to
love and be loved?
698
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,110
And until I find that,
I'll fuck to forget?.
699
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:32,110
Well, now you've given me
something to work with.
700
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,111
Great.
701
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,676
That'll be our little secret.
702
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,122
So, um...
703
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,491
How much do I owe
you for this session?
704
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,591
Just a kiss.
705
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:54,043
I'm sorry, I gotta head out.
706
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,234
I have a friend who's
going through some drama...
707
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,637
and I told her I'd meet her
for dinner at nine-thirty.
708
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,737
Oh.
709
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:06,811
To be honest I had no idea that
our date would go so well.
710
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,481
But I'm looking forward to
getting more inside of you.
711
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,581
Pun intended.
712
00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:18,156
I'll call you tomorrow.
713
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,551
I'll call you after dinner.
714
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,172
Honey - no.
715
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:36,859
Because I don't want you to
re-arrange anything in there.
716
00:29:36,959 --> 00:29:38,343
Just wait until I get home, OK?
717
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,278
Thank you.
718
00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:42,378
I love you more.
719
00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:51,027
I don't know what to do.
720
00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,523
What's that honey?
721
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,659
I just... I just need things...
722
00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:57,996
to be a certain way,
you know, and...
723
00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,531
...Derek doesn't get that.
724
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,399
And now he's started re-arranging...
725
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,468
the bedroom closet to
fit his things in.
726
00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:07,563
Even though we both know,
I would do it better.
727
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,809
Is there something
else bothering you?
728
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,909
No.
729
00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:15,439
Well... Yeah.
730
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,549
He takes everything so lightly.
731
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,814
Always so sweet to everyone.
Always in a good mood.
732
00:30:21,914 --> 00:30:23,755
Always so perfect, all the time.
733
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:27,085
And I guess that just
makes me feel...
734
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,992
Not so perfect.
735
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,821
Don't you sabotage
this, now Peter.
736
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,735
Relationships can be very scary.
737
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,370
But when it's right, it's
right. And you'll know.
738
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:40,972
Yeah, but how do you know?
739
00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:43,908
Well, I don't know. What
are you asking me for?.
740
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,210
Look, don't think so much.
741
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,400
Sometimes you just have
to just plunge ahead...
742
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,680
and go after what you want.
743
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,483
Happiness is not waiting
around for anybody.
744
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,728
It has to be grabbed,
and held on to.
745
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,256
A dirty martini for me is like...
746
00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,924
A woman's breasts.
747
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:03,323
One is not enough, but three -
748
00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:05,997
Three is definitely not enough.
749
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:09,072
Anybody else with
a burning desire?
750
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,971
I'm Marilyn, and I'm an alcoholic.
751
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,272
Hi Marilyn.
752
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041
I could really go for a Long
Island Ice Tea, right now.
753
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:20,478
But... thanks to my sponsor
Trisha, she's taught me that -
754
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:22,347
I only want something
to hold onto.
755
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:24,447
I want a prostitute.
756
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:28,917
I've been sober for...
757
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,256
Thirty-four weeks.
758
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:35,816
And as most of you know,
I'm getting married soon.
759
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,062
To my wonderful fiancй.
760
00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:41,151
So if anybody knows of a
banquet hall that would...
761
00:31:41,251 --> 00:31:44,002
compliment my colours of
cantaloupe and cream -
762
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,737
You can speak to me
after the meeting.
763
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,837
Someone else?
764
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,341
Hi, I'm Sam, and I'm an alcoholic.
765
00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:51,876
Hi Sam.
766
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:55,801
I've got a burning desire
for just... a beer.
767
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,315
Any beer.
768
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,415
One beer.
769
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:01,280
I've got just two days of sobriety...
770
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:03,321
and I've been coming
here almost two years.
771
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,106
We must realize that
we're powerless...
772
00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:06,491
in the face of our addictions.
773
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,759
Give me a prostitute.
774
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,859
A prostitute.
775
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,332
Are we all finished here?
776
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,201
Thank you.
777
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:17,335
It was delicious.
778
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,435
Good.
779
00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:23,308
I just feel so ashamed when
I see people like Bobbi.
780
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,744
Who's been in the program just
a couple of months, and...
781
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,847
...she's already on step seven.
782
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:33,651
And here I am, and I can't
even seem to reach step three.
783
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:37,655
It seems like the harder I
try, the further away I am.
784
00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:39,755
Breathe Marilyn.
785
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,379
You just need to give
up the control of...
786
00:32:44,479 --> 00:32:47,365
your life to your higher
power. Just let go.
787
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,821
I guess I feel that if
I don't control it,
788
00:32:49,921 --> 00:32:50,902
it won't get done.
789
00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:53,872
For example: I
registered at Macy's -
790
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:58,375
And there's this crock pot
that I'm dying to have.
791
00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:01,532
And when I went back
over my registry,
792
00:33:01,632 --> 00:33:03,815
they had forgotten to include it.
793
00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,915
Completely overlooked.
794
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:10,141
I mean, if I hadn't double
checked; that crock pot...
795
00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:12,891
would not be among
my wedding gifts.
796
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,231
You think I can just leave
a 300 Dollar crock pot,
797
00:33:16,331 --> 00:33:17,729
up to my higher power?
798
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,298
Is Bart able to help
you in letting go?
799
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,134
No, Bart thinks I'm making
a big fuss over nothing.
800
00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:26,804
He can't even help me locate
a venue for my bridal shower.
801
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:29,309
Maybe you should just wait
a little with your wedding,
802
00:33:29,409 --> 00:33:30,541
it seems really stressful.
803
00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:33,106
No. I wanna get it over with.
804
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,247
Do you think we can have my
bridal shower at my home group?
805
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,682
Marilyn...
806
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,782
Yes?
807
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,060
Trisha...
808
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,428
This doesn't feel right.
809
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,431
Marilyn, I know you're
attracted to me too.
810
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:54,632
I am?
811
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:57,435
You could be rushing
into this wedding...
812
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,938
To avoid dealing with
your true feelings.
813
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,739
Have you ever...
814
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,839
been with a woman?
815
00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,310
No. Never.
816
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,535
Oh, God, I'm so into you.
817
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,519
Waiter.
818
00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:15,920
Dessert menus, ladies.
819
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,155
One vodka sour, please.
820
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:17,855
Coming right up.
821
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,057
No Marilyn.
822
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,125
What have I done? I'm
to be a married woman.
823
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,961
Marilyn, you cannot
compromise your sobriety.
824
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,295
Just one, Trisha. Just one.
825
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,363
It doesn't work like that.
826
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:27,632
Just one, damn it. I'm in control.
827
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,301
No you're not. I'm not. We are not.
828
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,794
Look, I shouldn't have let
my feeling come over me.
829
00:34:32,894 --> 00:34:34,138
I'm not in control of them.
830
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:36,407
But I am your sponsor, and...
831
00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:38,507
Vodka sour.
832
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:48,684
Ok.
833
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,753
Trisha.
834
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,344
I will not drink you,
just this minute.
835
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,000
Not, just this minute.
836
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:10,172
Not...
837
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:14,510
Oops.
838
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,518
Peter, Marilyn is here to see you.
839
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:21,652
Hey.
840
00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,721
Marilyn, what are you doing here?
841
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:24,622
Is everything ok?
842
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,457
Peter I don't know what to do.
843
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:29,560
Oh, ok. Come here and
tell us what's wrong.
844
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,697
I don't have any close
girlfriends in the city.
845
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,432
What do you mean?
846
00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:37,201
Well, I thought I
had a maid of honour.
847
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:38,669
But...
848
00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,605
Well, I don't want to get into it.
849
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:43,041
Anyway, I have to put together
my bridal shower all by myself.
850
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:47,051
And I don't know where,
or how, or who, and...
851
00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,681
One really shouldn't have to
organize one's own shower.
852
00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:54,552
Maybe it's not necessary
to have a bridal shower?.
853
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,988
You know, we would love
to host your shower.
854
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:59,088
You would?
855
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,615
Yeah, of course we would.
856
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,362
It would have to be a
non-alcoholic event.
857
00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:06,462
Naturally. Naturally.
858
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:08,933
But who are you going to invite?
859
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,869
Oh, don't worry, we'll find
you lot's of girlfriends.
860
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:15,106
And Peter, your ass is gonna look
so good in a little slinky frock.
861
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:18,375
Oh no. No, I played Jo, in
an all male production...
862
00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:20,344
of Little Women, for six weeks.
863
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:22,480
I think I've had enough
drag to last me a lifetime.
864
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,300
Don't' be selfish. Do it for me.
865
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,019
I mean -
866
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,119
Do it for Marilyn.
867
00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:38,633
And yesterday this other
guy started blowing me.
868
00:36:38,733 --> 00:36:39,764
Also in the steam room.
869
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,066
But this time I didn't cum
because we got interrupted.
870
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,801
Don't you hate
when that happens?
871
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:47,105
I know. But isn't that crazy?
Twice in the same week.
872
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,773
People have no shame.
873
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:49,774
So, Luke...
874
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,424
When this... happens to you...
875
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:56,481
Do you ever think that
maybe... Just once...
876
00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:58,249
You should say no to it?
877
00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,349
No. Why?
878
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:04,158
Well... You say you like
this Stephen guy...
879
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,924
Maybe you should
explore monogamy?
880
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:08,392
That's true.
881
00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:10,261
I really do like Stephen.
882
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,168
And yesterday as I was
getting my dick sucked,
883
00:37:12,268 --> 00:37:13,631
I thought about
him the whole time.
884
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,731
Isn't that special?
885
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:18,269
But what can I say?
I get distracted easily.
886
00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:19,662
If attention deficit disorder...
887
00:37:19,762 --> 00:37:21,139
had been around
when I was a kid -
888
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,373
I definitely would have had it.
889
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,849
It's not ADD, Luke.
It's a compulsion.
890
00:37:24,949 --> 00:37:26,878
You have a compulsive disorder.
891
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,012
I do not.
892
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,948
If someone offers you
dick, you can't say no.
893
00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:33,048
Of course I can.
894
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,819
Do you feel that?
895
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,287
Oh, my.
896
00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:38,289
Your steam room story...
897
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:40,983
Really turned me on.
898
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:43,694
Maybe it's time we
finish what we started?
899
00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:44,595
I'll lock the front door.
900
00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:46,695
See? You can't say no.
901
00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:48,716
All the world ever sees
of our community...
902
00:37:48,816 --> 00:37:50,535
is people like you.
It's really a shame.
903
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,270
Why are you always trying
to change the world Zeke?
904
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,172
Because it's the only thing to do.
905
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,339
I'm going to lunch.
906
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:58,159
So you think maybe I'm a nympho?
907
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,213
I think you really
like this Stephen guy.
908
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:06,363
But, you're petrified of
love and do everything...
909
00:38:06,463 --> 00:38:09,438
and everyone to
keep your distance.
910
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,457
Huh...
911
00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:28,973
Hey, Luke.
912
00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,200
Long John? Hey.
913
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,713
Hi Luke.
914
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:36,781
Tripod.
915
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:37,715
Luke.
916
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,815
Jackhammer. Hi.
917
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:43,331
Ok, well, welcome everybody.
918
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,723
Why don't we...
919
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,058
Why don't we get started.
920
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,061
And we'll go around the room
and introduce ourselves.
921
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,263
I'm Bob, and I'm a
sexual compulsive.
922
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:54,363
Hi Bob.
923
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,369
Hello, my name is Nacho,
and I am a sexual compulsive.
924
00:38:58,469 --> 00:38:59,971
Hi Nacho.
925
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:02,306
Hi, I'm Nicki and I'm a sexoholic.
926
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:03,774
Hi Nicki.
927
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:05,943
Hi, I'm Lair and I'm a sexual addict.
928
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:06,944
Hi Lair.
929
00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:10,281
Hi, I'm Vlad, and I'm
addicted to Internet sex.
930
00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:11,349
Hi Vlad.
931
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:12,450
Hi, I'm Sara.
932
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:13,451
Hi, I'm Brandi.
933
00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:16,287
And we're co-dependant
and sexually compulsive.
934
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:17,822
Yeah we fuck a lot.
935
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,757
Hi Sara and Brandi.
936
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,493
Hi, I'm Michael.
I'm a sexual compulsive.
937
00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:24,593
Hi Michael.
938
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:28,359
Hi, I'm Luke and I love sex.
939
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:29,867
Hi Luke.
940
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:34,006
So each morning when I wake
up next to a stranger,
941
00:39:34,106 --> 00:39:35,773
I don't blame myself.
942
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,409
I just need to come here
and stick with my plan.
943
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:42,113
Remembering that compulsion
is not a choice.
944
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,272
Thank you. Someone else?
945
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:48,119
My name is Roger, I'm
a sexual compulsive.
946
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,287
Hi Roger.
947
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,618
I've learned to accept... surrender.
948
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,929
Whether it be a donut or a bicep.
949
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,830
I realize that I'm
powerless over both.
950
00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:00,865
That's why I'm here.
951
00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:01,799
Thank you.
952
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,467
Anyone else?
953
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,837
Hi, I'm Luke, and I just
have to say I'm one of you.
954
00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:09,026
I was out recently on
the dunes of Fire Island,
955
00:40:09,126 --> 00:40:10,441
fooling around with this stud.
956
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:11,567
His ass was so hard,
957
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:14,145
I couldn't help myself
from actually biting it.
958
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,845
So as I'm fucking him, all
these guys start appearing...
959
00:40:16,945 --> 00:40:18,883
out of nowhere pulling
out their fat meat.
960
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:22,053
I came all over this guys back,
so I wasn't really horny anymore.
961
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:24,647
But I knew if I didn't have
a piece of everyone there
962
00:40:24,747 --> 00:40:26,857
I would hate myself so
much the next morning.
963
00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:27,858
So I -
964
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:30,848
Like you all - accepted surrender.
965
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,262
I took to that hard hung herd...
966
00:40:32,362 --> 00:40:33,998
like a mosquito to
blood. And had my...
967
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,801
Luke, Luke. Luke.
You have to stop.
968
00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,903
Because what you're
doing is acting out.
969
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:41,454
And you're enticing others
to act out as well,
970
00:40:41,554 --> 00:40:43,407
and that's not what we're here for.
971
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:46,723
We're here to help each other,
and support each other.
972
00:40:46,823 --> 00:40:48,346
Not to pander to our vice.
973
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,348
Ok everyone, repeat after me:
974
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:54,817
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
975
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:59,190
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission.
976
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:03,090
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
977
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:08,239
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission.
978
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:12,069
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
979
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:16,707
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission...
980
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,008
It was crazy...
981
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,744
Like they all got into a trance.
982
00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:22,380
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
983
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,983
Always seeking out new ways
to trick us into submission.
984
00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:26,984
And then -
985
00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:29,220
They started flogging
themselves with ropes.
986
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,221
They did not.
987
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,355
I swear.
988
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:32,890
They did not.
989
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:33,846
Well, they might have.
990
00:41:33,946 --> 00:41:35,626
I was out of there
before it came to that.
991
00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:37,194
Met a cute guy though.
992
00:41:37,294 --> 00:41:38,028
Got his number too.
993
00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:39,296
Your hopeless.
994
00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:41,440
But, I didn't call him. I
decided to wait and see...
995
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:42,900
how things were
going with Stephen.
996
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,268
So, you see -...
997
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:45,970
not hopeless.
998
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:47,905
Well, Luke. That reminds me.
999
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:48,939
What?.
1000
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:51,008
I remember where I
know Stephen from.
1001
00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:52,476
You went to college together.
1002
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,245
At the New School?
1003
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,150
He's getting his MFA in painting.
1004
00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,049
Callboy. com?
1005
00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:03,087
300 dollars. Out only.
Total top with a total package.
1006
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:05,189
A big dick and a college degree.
1007
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,291
Remember how you said
he fucked like a pro?
1008
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,093
It's definitely him.
1009
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,233
And his sloping cascade.
1010
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,031
Nico?
1011
00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:16,066
Now you know why
he doesn't cum.
1012
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,435
With you.
1013
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,271
Will make you feel like
you 're the one and only.
1014
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,072
He's got testimonials too.
1015
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:23,170
You little gutter snipe.
1016
00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:25,142
I can't believe you
printed this out for me.
1017
00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,510
Tough love, Luke.
1018
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:29,180
You know what I did last
night when he had...?
1019
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,280
It's all making sense.
1020
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,984
You know what I did last night
instead of fuck a stranger?.
1021
00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:35,186
I went home.
1022
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:36,287
Alone.
1023
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,379
Thinking about... Nico.
1024
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:42,493
And just what exactly are
you doing on callboy. com?
1025
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:47,164
I wrote a paper on queer culture
and online sex last semester.
1026
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:49,099
For Sociology class.
1027
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:53,237
No wonder your parents
stopped paying your tuition.
1028
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,606
Zeke... Do you have a roommate?
1029
00:42:55,706 --> 00:42:56,574
Just Jasper.
1030
00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:58,108
Who's Jasper?
1031
00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,143
My dog.
1032
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:02,813
Right. Fabulous. I'm
gonna need your help.
1033
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,607
I just wanna feel
special, Nico, and...
1034
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:10,199
you sound like special
people medicine.
1035
00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:13,023
Oh I bet you've got a
lot of regulars, Nico.
1036
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:16,694
Maybe if all goes well tonight,
I'll be a regular too.
1037
00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:17,995
Really?
1038
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,697
Oh, dear me.
1039
00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:21,889
Now you're sure you
don't need a passport...
1040
00:43:21,989 --> 00:43:23,400
to come all the way to Queens?
1041
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,500
Take the W train.
1042
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,959
To thirtieth Avenue.
I'm at 1151 Vernon.
1043
00:43:29,059 --> 00:43:31,609
Apartment 1C. One second Nico.
1044
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:32,142
What?.
1045
00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:34,622
Ask if he'll bottom for you.
1046
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:36,818
Sorry about that,
1047
00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:40,217
my wife is all up in
my shit, as they say.
1048
00:43:40,317 --> 00:43:42,219
Now one more little thing -
1049
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:45,909
I'm really in the mood to do
a little pummeling tonight.
1050
00:43:46,009 --> 00:43:47,324
Are you a strict top?
1051
00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:49,424
Double the price?
1052
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:52,196
Well what's money to me?
I'm sure you're worth every penny.
1053
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,531
Oh, you don't say.
1054
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,665
Excuse me? Can I try these...
1055
00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:56,765
Shut up.
1056
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:58,402
Alright, Nico.
1057
00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:00,271
Tonight. 7pm.
1058
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,371
Ciao.
1059
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:05,540
How may I help you?
1060
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,668
What?. Not the climax
you were expecting, Nico?
1061
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:31,535
You tricked me?
1062
00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:33,737
You're the only trick I see.
And way overpriced.
1063
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,306
Fuck you.
1064
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,043
Yeah, fuck you.
1065
00:44:36,143 --> 00:44:38,108
I'm the one who's supposed
to be angry here.
1066
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:40,277
Well I guess you got
me real good, huh?
1067
00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:42,279
Set me up for your
Bette Davis moment.
1068
00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:44,415
You thought I'd cry and apologize?
1069
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,450
This is me, Luke.
This is what I do for a living.
1070
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:47,484
Why?
1071
00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:48,552
I need the money.
1072
00:44:48,652 --> 00:44:51,712
Oh, yeah, what about
the trust fund?
1073
00:44:51,989 --> 00:44:52,756
You don't wanna hear it.
1074
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,224
Oh, go on - tell me more lies.
1075
00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:56,324
I never lied to you.
1076
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,964
Look - My parents blocked
access to my trust. OK?
1077
00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:01,963
My family has money, but
I haven't seen a penny...
1078
00:45:02,063 --> 00:45:03,767
since they kicked me
out when I was eighteen.
1079
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,494
Let me guess. They
found out you were gay,
1080
00:45:05,594 --> 00:45:06,503
and cut you off, right?.
1081
00:45:06,603 --> 00:45:11,278
No. I was molested by my uncle
from the age of thirteen.
1082
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:13,148
When I finally told the
school counsellor...
1083
00:45:13,248 --> 00:45:14,378
and the police got involved -
1084
00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:16,680
My parents refused to believe it.
1085
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,883
They said I was a disgrace
to the family name...
1086
00:45:19,983 --> 00:45:22,703
And didn't want to see me again.
1087
00:45:23,153 --> 00:45:24,221
I'm sorry.
1088
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:26,361
I still love my parents.
1089
00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,642
But it's kind of hard to accept...
1090
00:45:29,742 --> 00:45:32,630
that they've never
been there for me.
1091
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:36,233
So this is what I do to
put myself through school.
1092
00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,333
It's not forever.
1093
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,774
But if you're going to
stand there in judgment,
1094
00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:41,639
like my parents -
1095
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,474
Then I don't want anything
to do with you either.
1096
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:44,842
Don't' you turn this around on me.
1097
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:47,444
I tried to be monogamous for you.
1098
00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:49,544
I never asked you to.
1099
00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:52,483
Look as two men, we're
free to find our own way.
1100
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,485
But we're not gonna find it
if you play games with me.
1101
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,228
I wouldn't have
confronted you at all...
1102
00:45:56,328 --> 00:45:57,421
if I didn't care about you.
1103
00:45:57,521 --> 00:45:58,522
A lot.
1104
00:45:58,622 --> 00:45:59,390
Really?
1105
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,524
Yeah...
1106
00:46:00,624 --> 00:46:03,719
I would have just
told all my friends
1107
00:46:03,819 --> 00:46:06,539
I'm fucking a rent boy for free.
1108
00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:09,933
So...
1109
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:12,033
Are we still good?
1110
00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:14,469
Maybe...
1111
00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:16,473
Well, should we find out?.
1112
00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:19,371
Do I still get to pummel?
1113
00:46:21,211 --> 00:46:22,980
Are you still paying double?
1114
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,080
Oh, yeah.
1115
00:46:28,185 --> 00:46:30,354
So you're going to
date a prostitute?
1116
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,856
I realized I can have
my cake and eat it too.
1117
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,591
And how did I eat my cake.
1118
00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:36,293
But he totally lied to you..
1119
00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:38,128
It was a misunderstanding.
1120
00:46:38,228 --> 00:46:40,364
But the best part was he
finally came with me.
1121
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,332
It shot right past my
head onto the pillow.
1122
00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:43,534
Wait - whose pillow?
1123
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,736
Oh, don't worry.
I found a sponge in your kitchen.
1124
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,301
Ew. I slept there last night.
1125
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:49,907
Hey, babe.
1126
00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:52,007
Hey.
1127
00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,009
So. Is this the accomplice?
1128
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,117
You get off a three?
1129
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:00,884
I do.
1130
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:03,387
But I have a bridal
shower to attend.
1131
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:04,488
You wanna come?
1132
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,890
Is this the thing where you
need to dress like a woman?
1133
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,593
Yes, and it will be lot's of fun.
1134
00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:12,668
Why don't you just
come over after.
1135
00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:14,497
You can come to
the party to, Zeke.
1136
00:47:14,597 --> 00:47:15,632
I've got wigs to spare.
1137
00:47:15,732 --> 00:47:18,027
No thanks. I'll be at home.
1138
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:20,135
Washing my sheets.
1139
00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:24,441
I swear, Madeleine - men in New
York they drive you to drink.
1140
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:28,536
I have to say you look
real good in that Burka.
1141
00:47:29,446 --> 00:47:31,715
You think I'll get any today?
1142
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:35,581
Has a man in drag ever
gotten laid? Ever?.
1143
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:41,225
Luke, don't spill any of that, Ok?
1144
00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:43,393
My name is Conness du Cunt.
1145
00:47:43,493 --> 00:47:45,696
Everybody, look who just arrived.
1146
00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:47,796
Hey.
1147
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,166
Marilyn, congratulations.
1148
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:51,401
Oh, thanks Luke.
I hear your dating someone too.
1149
00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:52,736
Unbelievable, no?
1150
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:53,604
Is he here?
1151
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:54,505
No, he had to work.
1152
00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:55,606
He's a hustler.
1153
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:56,907
It's perfect.
1154
00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:58,242
That's such a cop out.
1155
00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:00,338
Come Marilyn, lets go put
that in the bedroom...
1156
00:48:00,438 --> 00:48:01,411
with the other presents.
1157
00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:04,081
So, how are things
going with the hustler?
1158
00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:05,482
I call him Stephen.
1159
00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:07,684
Oh, so it's serious
then. Maybe love?
1160
00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:08,886
No. Absolutely not.
1161
00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:11,755
It's anything but serious.
It's not serious at all. Just fun.
1162
00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:12,956
For now.
1163
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,201
Ah, the lady doth
protest too much...
1164
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,796
I'm not even sure there
is such as thing as love.
1165
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,564
What our society
refers to as love -...
1166
00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:23,400
seems to be all about power
struggle and addiction.
1167
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,335
People will do anything
they can to get love.
1168
00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:27,971
And once they get it, they'll
do anything to keep it.
1169
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,567
Give me my love fix and
I'll make your dinner,
1170
00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:32,776
wash your socks and
give up my freedom.
1171
00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,578
Give me my love now.
1172
00:48:34,678 --> 00:48:36,713
Or I'm going to make you
pay, you fucking pig.
1173
00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:38,215
And so on and so forth.
1174
00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:40,445
Hmm. Or love can be about...
1175
00:48:40,545 --> 00:48:43,220
two people helping
each other grow.
1176
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,323
Yeah. And where does the love go
once your done growing?
1177
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:48,423
After it all ends?
1178
00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:50,928
You know, the last guy
I was serious about...
1179
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:52,429
I knew there was one.
1180
00:48:52,529 --> 00:48:53,931
It was really intense, you know.
1181
00:48:54,031 --> 00:48:55,899
We really meant
everything to each other.
1182
00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:57,999
He had my back.
1183
00:48:58,035 --> 00:49:00,035
And then it ended.
1184
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,840
I ran into him last year,
and I go up to him. All excited.
1185
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,293
All warm inside. Like I
want to hug him all over.
1186
00:49:05,393 --> 00:49:07,010
Like he still meant so much to me.
1187
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:09,012
And I run up to him and he says -...
1188
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,112
'What up, Luke? '
1189
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:12,816
And that was it.
1190
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:16,887
All those powerful moments.
All the 'I love you's.'
1191
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:19,356
And in the end, that's all it's worth.
1192
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:22,118
A frigid 'What up, Luke? '
1193
00:49:22,359 --> 00:49:24,127
Peter, how did you know
that you were gay?
1194
00:49:24,227 --> 00:49:26,227
Uh, I just knew.
1195
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,559
But... How did you know?
1196
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:35,806
Um. You know, it feels natural,
like writing with my right hand.
1197
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:38,041
But couldn't you learn to
write with your left hand?
1198
00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:41,634
Well... Probably, but my
penmanship would be shit,
1199
00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:43,881
and it would feel real awkward.
1200
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,116
Hi Peter. I brought a cake.
1201
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:47,417
From the Hamptons.
1202
00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:48,819
Thank you, Edie.
1203
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:50,854
Congratulations, Marilyn.
1204
00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:52,954
Thanks.
1205
00:49:54,524 --> 00:49:57,094
So you never questioned
your sexuality?
1206
00:49:57,194 --> 00:49:58,795
Um. No. Never.
1207
00:49:58,895 --> 00:49:59,930
Why not?
1208
00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,899
I'm just not into women.
1209
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,400
Have you ever been
with a woman?
1210
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,801
No. I have not.
1211
00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:07,271
So how do you know
you're not into them?
1212
00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:08,405
Marilyn -...
1213
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,540
you and I are friends, ok?
1214
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,680
That's not what I meant.
1215
00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:13,977
Look at this -
1216
00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:17,222
Little black marks
all over my floor.
1217
00:50:18,482 --> 00:50:21,282
There was this pervert
who hid in the woods...
1218
00:50:21,382 --> 00:50:23,253
behind my junior high school...
1219
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,903
and flashed some of the girls.
1220
00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:30,193
I used to wander in those
woods everyday after school...
1221
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:33,863
hoping and praying that
he would flash me.
1222
00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:36,831
It never happened.
1223
00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:39,854
But that's how I knew I was gay.
1224
00:50:39,903 --> 00:50:41,471
Derek, what's going on here?
1225
00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:43,468
Conness and I were just having
a little heart to heart...
1226
00:50:43,568 --> 00:50:44,474
and please, call me La Ronda
1227
00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:48,011
La Ronda, take off those pumps.
They're scuffing up my parquet.
1228
00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:49,479
Ok, you need to
leave me alone and...
1229
00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:51,248
who's La Ronda
without her pumps?
1230
00:50:51,348 --> 00:50:53,161
She's the woman who's
going to be on her knees...
1231
00:50:53,261 --> 00:50:54,618
scrubbing the kitchen
floor tomorrow.
1232
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,321
You see why I prefer the
life of a single gal?
1233
00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:59,546
Leave my man alone, slut.
1234
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:02,956
Slut?. Am I a slut?
1235
00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:05,495
Are you a slut?.
1236
00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:08,332
I can't speak for my ass.
It's public property
1237
00:51:08,432 --> 00:51:10,897
What's wrong with you people?
1238
00:51:11,034 --> 00:51:12,869
Don't you want somebody
to wake up with?
1239
00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:16,039
Who you know will be there
through sickness and in health?
1240
00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:18,139
Till death do you part?
1241
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,541
God knows that's what I want.
1242
00:51:22,979 --> 00:51:26,083
You know it is quite
a beautiful feeling.
1243
00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:28,151
Why are you all so
in love with love?
1244
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,664
I just want to be able
to unhinge my jaw...
1245
00:51:30,764 --> 00:51:31,688
like an anaconda.
1246
00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:34,825
Right?. I mean why I can't I
enjoy sex for the sake of sex...
1247
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,393
without being labelled a slut?
1248
00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:40,630
It's really not our fault, Conness.
I mean we're attractive and social,
1249
00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:41,999
so we meet a lot of people.
1250
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,582
Precisely. And it's our
duty to take advantage...
1251
00:51:44,682 --> 00:51:46,803
of the opportunities
presented us in life.
1252
00:51:46,903 --> 00:51:49,531
Sluttiness is life affirming.
1253
00:51:49,806 --> 00:51:53,071
Slut is a four letter word for YES.
1254
00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:01,852
I can't believe you came
over here wearing that.
1255
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,742
Do you know, I have
closet case clients...
1256
00:52:03,842 --> 00:52:05,589
who would happily bash
you in the street?
1257
00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:10,527
Did you know I was bashed once?
In the West Village. Unbelievable.
1258
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,095
Were you in drag?
1259
00:52:12,195 --> 00:52:14,664
Are you suggesting it
would be justified?
1260
00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:16,099
No, of course not.
1261
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,200
Yes you are.
1262
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,455
You're saying if I was some
swaggering macho man...
1263
00:52:19,555 --> 00:52:21,104
in baggy jeans I'd
never be attacked.
1264
00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:22,973
Well, yes.
1265
00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:25,868
I mean, you're saying
that I'm asking for it,
1266
00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:27,878
because I swish and wear heals.
1267
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,047
You're never going to change
the world by thinking like that.
1268
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,249
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1269
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:34,349
Change the world?
1270
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:38,321
Take off that wig. I can't
even take you seriously.
1271
00:52:38,421 --> 00:52:41,056
Why should I take it off, Nico?
1272
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,825
Give me a break Luke.
1273
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,363
What, do you feel the
same way as your clients?
1274
00:52:46,463 --> 00:52:50,628
Look, just chill out. You
remind me of my sister.
1275
00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:52,807
Wait. You have a sister?
1276
00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:57,183
Get over here. You still
got glitter everywhere.
1277
00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:01,211
Do not take it off. What am
I doing if I'm not sparkling?
1278
00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:03,480
You don't need glitter to sparkle.
1279
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:07,484
Yeah, well you don't need to be
straight acting to be a man.
1280
00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:09,584
Touchй.
1281
00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,524
That was a big mistake.
1282
00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:18,628
I thought it was fun.
1283
00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:20,728
Of course you did.
1284
00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:23,733
What is that supposed to mean?
1285
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:26,937
The way you were all over
everyone. All touchy feely.
1286
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,760
Oh come one. I was just
being a good hostess,
1287
00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:30,307
you know making
everyone feel welcome.
1288
00:53:30,407 --> 00:53:32,407
By grinding on them?
1289
00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:35,217
I didn't grind on anybody. I
probably overdid it a little...
1290
00:53:35,317 --> 00:53:36,613
to make up for your uptightness.
1291
00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:38,381
I was just trying to make
sure the party ran smoothly.
1292
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,090
Oh yeah, by nagging
and running around...
1293
00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:41,718
telling everyone not
to touch anything.
1294
00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:43,887
Look it was your idea to have
the party here, not mine.
1295
00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:45,722
Maybe you should have taken
a little more responsibility.
1296
00:53:45,822 --> 00:53:47,824
Don't used that cloth on the
floor its for the kitchen.
1297
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:50,260
Would you stop telling me what
to do all the God damn time?
1298
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,795
Don't yell at me.
1299
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:56,333
I'm not yelling ok. Just relax.
This party was for Marilyn -
1300
00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:57,990
And the important thing was
that she had a good time.
1301
00:53:58,090 --> 00:53:59,102
And you know what?
I think she did.
1302
00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:00,143
Yeah, I'm not so sure.
1303
00:54:00,243 --> 00:54:01,905
She was acting strange
the whole time.
1304
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,632
And you know she
can't stand Luke.
1305
00:54:03,732 --> 00:54:05,408
God only knows why
you invited him.
1306
00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:07,508
Peter, stop.
1307
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,946
Come here.
1308
00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:12,046
What?.
1309
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,293
We love each other right?.
1310
00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:19,554
Of course we do.
1311
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:24,006
Good, that's all that
matters. Let's not fight ok?
1312
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:32,202
Hi, I'm Carol and I'm an alcoholic.
1313
00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:33,370
Hi Carol.
1314
00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:39,476
I'm also a sex and a love addict,
'cause I... I really want to find love.
1315
00:54:39,576 --> 00:54:42,927
I'm also in cocaine
addicts anonymous,
1316
00:54:43,027 --> 00:54:45,027
'cause I love cocaine.
1317
00:54:45,181 --> 00:54:47,350
Have you seen Trisha recently?
1318
00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,718
No, but I hear she's
been going to the...
1319
00:54:49,818 --> 00:54:52,255
thirteenth street group
down in the village.
1320
00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:54,841
And I'm also in
overeater's anonymous.
1321
00:54:54,941 --> 00:54:56,693
Not because I overeat but -
1322
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:59,513
It's all women. It's all loving.
1323
00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:05,520
Thank you Carol. Let's continue
with day counts. Ryan.
1324
00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:06,036
I'm Ryan.
1325
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,370
Hey Ryan.
1326
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:11,839
I'm an alcoholic. I've got
58 days in the program.
1327
00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:20,916
Hi I'm Carlos, and I have
a desire to stop drinking.
1328
00:55:21,016 --> 00:55:23,396
I had nine days on Thursday.
1329
00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:30,352
I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic.
And today is 246 days.
1330
00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:37,573
Commercial closet. org.
They're the ones that get...
1331
00:55:37,673 --> 00:55:39,336
positive portrayals in
the mainstream media.
1332
00:55:39,436 --> 00:55:42,156
See if they can cover it. Great.
1333
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,641
What's going on here Guttersnipe?
1334
00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:47,376
Your specialty. Dick inventory.
1335
00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:49,079
What's with the boa?
1336
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,714
Shock value.
1337
00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,183
You can't shock
anybody is Chelsea.
1338
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,530
True, but you should have
seen the sensation...
1339
00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:58,121
it caused at my high school
reunion in rural Oregon.
1340
00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:00,957
Speaking of high school,
I'm not coming in tomorrow.
1341
00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:03,047
I'm on the GLBT panel at
1342
00:56:03,147 --> 00:56:06,207
Booker Washington
High in the Bronx.
1343
00:56:06,796 --> 00:56:07,998
What's the panel about?.
1344
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,232
Teen empowerment.
1345
00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:11,510
Did you know that gay
teens are four times...
1346
00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:13,837
as likely to commit
suicide as straight teens?
1347
00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:16,373
Yeah, especially if
they live in the Bronx.
1348
00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:19,142
It's not a joke Luke. It's
an epidemiological trend.
1349
00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:20,443
Fancy word Zeke.
1350
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:23,280
And it can be prevented with
education and awareness.
1351
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,049
Gay teens are often
conditioned to believe...
1352
00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,016
that they're not normal,
1353
00:56:26,116 --> 00:56:30,053
which leads to feelings of
inadequacy, depression, suicide.
1354
00:56:30,153 --> 00:56:33,456
Teen is just a four letter
word for inexperienced.
1355
00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:35,292
I prefer men that can teach
me a little something.
1356
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:39,988
Luke, why are such a
egocentric self serving cunt?.
1357
00:56:40,263 --> 00:56:41,965
Don't you have any
concern for other people?
1358
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,600
Cunt. Why that's just another
four letter word for...
1359
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:44,801
Shut up.
1360
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,628
I'm talking about a
superlatively serious issue here,
1361
00:56:47,728 --> 00:56:50,140
and as always you make
it into a smartass joke.
1362
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:54,244
Gay kids are killing themselves.
Show some fucking compassion.
1363
00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:56,579
Why? You think I haven't
been through it all?
1364
00:56:56,679 --> 00:56:58,092
You think I've forgotten
that every day...
1365
00:56:58,192 --> 00:56:59,082
of high school was torture?
1366
00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:01,501
That not a moment went by
where I wasn't called...
1367
00:57:01,601 --> 00:57:03,019
fag, fruit, fairy, Tinkerbelle?
1368
00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:05,155
Well guess what? I
didn't kill myself.
1369
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,189
I don't think you forgot.
1370
00:57:06,289 --> 00:57:07,952
I think you remembered
it when you wore a...
1371
00:57:08,052 --> 00:57:09,559
feather boa to your
High School reunion.
1372
00:57:09,659 --> 00:57:10,687
And I think you remember it...
1373
00:57:10,787 --> 00:57:12,462
each and every time you
have cheap detached sex.
1374
00:57:12,562 --> 00:57:13,596
Right I embrace It all now.
1375
00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:16,933
No, your trying to prove to the
world that you're a big fag.
1376
00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:19,336
Well guess what? You don't
have to prove anything Luke.
1377
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,171
Try just being you.
1378
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,174
Don't you need a license
to practice therapy?
1379
00:57:23,274 --> 00:57:24,874
Why am I always being
analysed by you?
1380
00:57:24,974 --> 00:57:26,476
Why are you so self destructive?
1381
00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:27,838
You're not only hurting yourself,
1382
00:57:27,938 --> 00:57:29,479
but your behaviour is
hurting all of us.
1383
00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:30,914
Who? Who else does it hurt?
1384
00:57:31,014 --> 00:57:33,483
Us. Gay men as a
group. The community.
1385
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,352
The community. You
know what Zeke?
1386
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,686
You're only a homosexual
crusader because...
1387
00:57:37,786 --> 00:57:40,123
your parents do not and
will never accept you.
1388
00:57:40,223 --> 00:57:42,223
Accept that.
1389
00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,576
So Stephen...
1390
00:57:59,676 --> 00:58:00,810
Uh huh?
1391
00:58:00,910 --> 00:58:03,120
What do you like about me?
1392
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,441
Your hairy chest. Your
kisses. Your ass.
1393
00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:09,386
What about my inner qualities?
1394
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,653
What about them?
1395
00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:12,155
Like do I have any?
1396
00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:13,523
Of course you do. Why?
1397
00:58:13,623 --> 00:58:15,125
I don't know.
1398
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,260
No, it was just
something Zeke said.
1399
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,130
It made me think maybe
I'm not such a swell guy.
1400
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:22,332
Oh please, Zeke? He's an idiot.
1401
00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:23,566
Why do you say that?
1402
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,070
Him and his crazy gay agenda.
That kid's a pain in the ass.
1403
00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:28,705
He really does care though.
1404
00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:30,405
Yeah, well I don't care for him.
1405
00:58:30,505 --> 00:58:32,208
He tried to break
us up. Remember?
1406
00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:34,049
He's probably jealous because...
1407
00:58:34,149 --> 00:58:35,945
you have somebody
and he doesn't.
1408
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:37,881
I bet he's in love with you.
1409
00:58:37,981 --> 00:58:39,981
No, he's not.
1410
00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:45,853
Hey.
1411
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,356
Yeah I'm available.
1412
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,740
Alright. I can arrange that.
1413
00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:56,628
Ok you won't be disappointed.
1414
00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:02,468
Ok. Yeah, let me call
you back in a few.
1415
00:59:09,812 --> 00:59:14,651
It's one of my regulars for tonight.
He wants me to bring a friend.
1416
00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:17,520
Don't look at me. I
will never charge.
1417
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:18,801
I wouldn't dream of it.
1418
00:59:18,901 --> 00:59:20,723
I never mix business
with pleasure.
1419
00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:23,226
Kind of hard to believe
in your line of work.
1420
00:59:23,326 --> 00:59:25,386
Let me make it perfectly
clear to you...
1421
00:59:25,486 --> 00:59:26,596
that when I'm working,
1422
00:59:26,696 --> 00:59:29,953
I'm able to remove intimacy
from sex completely.
1423
00:59:30,053 --> 00:59:30,967
Like a switch.
1424
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,735
I'd like to see you afterwards.
1425
00:59:32,835 --> 00:59:35,215
Won't you be all fucked out?
1426
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:38,708
Fucked out yeah.
And ready to make love to you.
1427
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:40,808
Define 'make love.'
1428
00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:44,378
'Make love.'
1429
00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:48,386
When you're with one
special person...
1430
00:59:48,486 --> 00:59:51,036
and you're completely present.
1431
00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:55,425
You can close your eyes
and there's nobody else.
1432
00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:57,525
Just the two of you.
1433
00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:01,685
All other sexual fantasies vanish.
1434
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,432
Can you try that?
1435
01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:14,491
Who are you fantasizing about?
1436
01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:19,347
I love you Luke.
1437
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:29,690
Stop trying to fix me.
1438
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,928
What?.
1439
01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:33,872
I know I'm not perfect,
but I'm pretty happy...
1440
01:00:33,972 --> 01:00:35,131
with who I am. I'm a good guy.
1441
01:00:35,231 --> 01:00:36,199
Do you even know that?
1442
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:37,333
Yeah, of course I do.
1443
01:00:37,433 --> 01:00:38,701
Let me be me, Peter.
1444
01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:40,270
Baby, what are you talking about?.
1445
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,062
You don't even know do you?
1446
01:00:41,162 --> 01:00:42,238
You don't even realize
what you're doing?
1447
01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:42,872
What?.
1448
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:44,507
Listen, I prefer doing
dishes using a brush -
1449
01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:46,576
I'm fine with you using the sponge
even though its less sanitary.
1450
01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:48,645
But I won't have you tell
me I have to do it as well.
1451
01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:49,979
It doesn't fucking matter, Peter.
1452
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:51,881
Watch your potty mouth, dear.
1453
01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:54,276
Stop telling me what to do.
1454
01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:58,919
Oh man.
1455
01:01:00,123 --> 01:01:01,558
Why don't you just
go ahead and say it?
1456
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,259
Say what?.
1457
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:05,261
That you don't love me
anymore and that...
1458
01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:07,030
it was a mistake to
move in together.
1459
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:08,665
That's not what I'm saying Peter.
1460
01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:10,266
But that's what you're
thinking isn't it?.
1461
01:01:10,366 --> 01:01:11,167
That's not true.
1462
01:01:11,267 --> 01:01:14,237
There's no use denying it.
I can feel it.
1463
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:15,705
You don't love me anymore.
1464
01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,607
The only reason you're still
here is because you gave up...
1465
01:01:17,707 --> 01:01:19,609
your apartment and you
have no where else to go.
1466
01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:21,709
I have places to go.
1467
01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:24,436
Yeah, then why don't you?
1468
01:01:24,914 --> 01:01:26,914
Are you asking me to?
1469
01:01:26,983 --> 01:01:29,218
If you aren't happy with
me, you shouldn't stay here.
1470
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:31,821
You know what,
you're unreasonable.
1471
01:01:31,921 --> 01:01:34,390
Wait, don't you dare leave
while I'm trying to talk to you.
1472
01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:37,493
For the last time, stop
telling me what to do.
1473
01:01:37,593 --> 01:01:38,394
Where are you going?
1474
01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:40,494
Out.
1475
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,532
Trisha.
1476
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,304
I really missed you.
1477
01:01:48,404 --> 01:01:49,606
Marilyn.
1478
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,086
I haven't seen you in weeks.
1479
01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:55,078
And you didn't bother
coming to my bridal shower.
1480
01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:56,613
Why haven't you called me back?
1481
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:59,518
Haven't you found
a new sponsor?.
1482
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:03,058
I thought about what you
said and I just feel...
1483
01:02:03,158 --> 01:02:05,555
really confused about everything.
1484
01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,256
I need you.
1485
01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:09,356
Like you need a drink?
1486
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,790
I feel very close to
you. As a friend.
1487
01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:16,727
Marilyn, why are you here?
1488
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:20,041
I want to keep you in my life. I...
1489
01:02:20,436 --> 01:02:23,106
Let me help you work
through your feelings.
1490
01:02:23,206 --> 01:02:24,474
Feelings?
1491
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,720
You don't have to
disappear just because...
1492
01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:29,479
you're in love with me.
1493
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,280
In love with you?
1494
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:33,116
Marilyn...
1495
01:02:33,216 --> 01:02:36,021
I just wanted to bump your donut.
1496
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,489
Bump... donut?
1497
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:42,625
I did not switch meetings
because I'm in love with you.
1498
01:02:42,725 --> 01:02:45,190
I just disappeared because...
1499
01:02:45,394 --> 01:02:47,063
...you're a threat to my sobriety.
1500
01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,331
What?.
1501
01:02:48,431 --> 01:02:50,606
I can't be around people
who have tendencies...
1502
01:02:50,706 --> 01:02:51,934
to fall out of the program.
1503
01:02:52,034 --> 01:02:54,034
But you're my sponsor.
1504
01:02:54,203 --> 01:02:56,203
Not anymore.
1505
01:02:59,675 --> 01:03:02,650
Nothing so wrong,
nothing so right?
1506
01:03:02,845 --> 01:03:06,245
I say it's just a
matter of perspective?
1507
01:03:06,315 --> 01:03:07,884
You try to move on?
1508
01:03:07,984 --> 01:03:09,452
But in a hard light?
1509
01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:13,989
Things are even worse
than you suspected?
1510
01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:22,498
Inhale...
1511
01:03:22,598 --> 01:03:25,573
Exhale, come back
into Warrior One.
1512
01:03:26,502 --> 01:03:27,670
Inhale.
1513
01:03:27,770 --> 01:03:30,178
And exhale. Bring your
hands to the floor...
1514
01:03:30,278 --> 01:03:33,076
and your left foot comes
back. Downward Facing Dog.
1515
01:03:33,176 --> 01:03:38,773
Roll the bones away?
1516
01:03:40,116 --> 01:03:45,554
Help is on the way?
1517
01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:52,127
Roll the bones away?
1518
01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:58,663
Help is on the way?
1519
01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:05,636
Help is on the way?
1520
01:04:07,476 --> 01:04:08,644
'Morning Zeke.
1521
01:04:08,744 --> 01:04:11,214
Stephen had to work all night,
so I went out and got even.
1522
01:04:11,314 --> 01:04:13,314
God I am so tired.
1523
01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:15,827
I think I'll take a nap
behind the counter for...
1524
01:04:15,927 --> 01:04:17,253
a couple hours if that's ok with...
1525
01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:18,154
you.
1526
01:04:18,254 --> 01:04:19,989
You must be Luke.
1527
01:04:20,089 --> 01:04:20,823
Who are you?
1528
01:04:20,923 --> 01:04:21,691
Dale.
1529
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:23,493
I used to work here. I'm
covering Zeke's shifts...
1530
01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:24,594
until they find a replacement.
1531
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:25,595
Where's Zeke?
1532
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:26,763
I dunno. He quit.
1533
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:27,797
He quit?
1534
01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:31,977
Yes. And no you cannot
sleep behind the counter.
1535
01:04:37,573 --> 01:04:38,508
What are you doing here?
1536
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:39,909
Didn't you get my messages?
1537
01:04:40,009 --> 01:04:42,178
I've been busy Tinkerbelle.
1538
01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:45,915
Look Guttersnipe, I'm sorry about
what I said about your parents.
1539
01:04:46,015 --> 01:04:47,283
That was below the belt.
1540
01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:49,408
Oh. Thanks.
1541
01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:52,158
You don't mean you came
all the way out here...
1542
01:04:52,258 --> 01:04:53,022
to apologize did you?
1543
01:04:53,122 --> 01:04:55,091
Zeke, please come back
to work. I miss you.
1544
01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:57,293
And that Dale person
is scaring me.
1545
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,228
Luke, I didn't quit because of you.
1546
01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:00,296
You didn't?.
1547
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,498
Of course not. I got a better job.
1548
01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:03,065
You did?
1549
01:05:03,165 --> 01:05:03,966
Yes.
1550
01:05:04,066 --> 01:05:04,634
Doing what?
1551
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,502
It's very exciting actually.
1552
01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:08,757
The administration at
the school I spoke at...
1553
01:05:08,857 --> 01:05:10,773
offered me a job as
a student councillor.
1554
01:05:10,873 --> 01:05:13,075
They might even pay for
me to finish my degree.
1555
01:05:13,175 --> 01:05:15,175
But, it's in the Bronx.
1556
01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:16,712
That is correct.
1557
01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:18,047
But, what about me?
1558
01:05:18,147 --> 01:05:19,549
This isn't about you Luke.
1559
01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,851
I'm doing something I believe in.
Be happy for me.
1560
01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:22,652
I'll miss you.
1561
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:25,655
We can still be friends.
We just won't work together.
1562
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:26,856
Will we hang out?.
1563
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:28,591
Sure we will.
1564
01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:32,061
And for what it's worth,
I think you're normal.
1565
01:05:32,161 --> 01:05:34,697
I am not normal. I'm exceptional.
1566
01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:36,332
I mean inherently normal.
1567
01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:38,768
Normal enough to exist
outside of the gay ghetto.
1568
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:40,069
I tricked in Jersey once.
1569
01:05:40,169 --> 01:05:42,464
You know what?. I gotta go.
1570
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,106
But wait. We have
things to talk about.
1571
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:44,841
Like what?.
1572
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,158
Nico, for example. He
told me he loves me.
1573
01:05:47,258 --> 01:05:47,910
What do I do?
1574
01:05:48,010 --> 01:05:49,445
Do you love him?
1575
01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:53,015
I think I might.
So, I should tell him then? Right?.
1576
01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:53,816
Is that what you're saying?
1577
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:54,817
I don't know Luke.
1578
01:05:54,917 --> 01:05:56,052
I shouldn't tell him?
1579
01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:57,653
Do you really know this guy?
1580
01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:59,388
Do we ever really know anyone?
1581
01:05:59,488 --> 01:06:01,676
He told you he was getting
his MFA in painting...
1582
01:06:01,776 --> 01:06:02,959
from the New School, right?
1583
01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:05,828
Don't tell me the New
School has no MFA program?
1584
01:06:05,928 --> 01:06:08,393
Oh, they have an MFA program.
1585
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,631
In creative writing.
1586
01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,274
There you are.
1587
01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:19,609
Cheers.
1588
01:06:19,709 --> 01:06:20,943
To what?.
1589
01:06:21,043 --> 01:06:23,763
Us. Happy one month anniversary.
1590
01:06:23,779 --> 01:06:25,047
You've been counting days?
1591
01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:28,651
Yes. And I wanted to
show you this gallery.
1592
01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:30,720
I've been thinking about buying it.
1593
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,820
Sounds expensive.
1594
01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,807
Well, I've always
wanted my own gallery.
1595
01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:35,791
I've been saving up.
1596
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:38,327
And Christopher said he'd
help put the money together.
1597
01:06:38,427 --> 01:06:39,562
Christopher?
1598
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,957
Ciccone. Madonna's brother.
1599
01:06:42,598 --> 01:06:44,467
You know Madonna?
1600
01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:47,970
Well we've hung out a few times.
She's a sweetheart.
1601
01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:50,373
The thing is, Christopher
used to be in love with me.
1602
01:06:50,473 --> 01:06:52,275
So, I'm hoping it
won't be a problem.
1603
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,712
Anyway, he says he
really likes my work...
1604
01:06:54,812 --> 01:06:56,012
and wants to help out.
1605
01:06:56,112 --> 01:06:58,147
Those paintings at your house...
1606
01:06:58,247 --> 01:06:58,881
Yes?
1607
01:06:58,981 --> 01:07:00,981
Are they even yours?
1608
01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:02,952
What did you say?
1609
01:07:03,052 --> 01:07:04,453
Did I stutter?
1610
01:07:04,553 --> 01:07:06,122
Well, what do you
mean by that Luke?
1611
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:08,257
Why don't you tell me Stephen?
1612
01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:10,626
What the fuck.
You don't think those are mine?
1613
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:12,987
I spoke to Zeke. The
New School has no
1614
01:07:13,087 --> 01:07:14,497
MFA program in painting.
1615
01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:18,592
Zeke's a fucking freak, ok?
Look I never said...
1616
01:07:18,901 --> 01:07:21,422
My degree is at the New School.
1617
01:07:21,522 --> 01:07:24,707
The MFA is in
conjunction with Parsons.
1618
01:07:24,807 --> 01:07:26,965
You know, this isn't
the first time you...
1619
01:07:27,065 --> 01:07:28,644
fucking tried to trick me Luke.
1620
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:29,946
You have a real problem.
1621
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,981
This isn't the first time
I caught you lying to me.
1622
01:07:32,081 --> 01:07:35,481
Did I ever say that
I wasn't a hustler?.
1623
01:07:36,652 --> 01:07:38,454
So you take classes at Parsons?
1624
01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:39,789
My studio is at Parsons.
1625
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:40,756
What's the address?
1626
01:07:40,856 --> 01:07:41,824
Oh fuck you Luke.
1627
01:07:41,924 --> 01:07:43,526
I just want to know where
the Parson's studio is.
1628
01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:45,261
Fifth and thirteenth, ok?
1629
01:07:45,361 --> 01:07:46,329
Do you want me to take you there?
1630
01:07:46,429 --> 01:07:47,563
Yes.
1631
01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:49,817
You know, you are unbelievable.
1632
01:07:49,917 --> 01:07:52,568
I don't have to prove
anything to you.
1633
01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:54,668
Happy Anniversary baby.
1634
01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:56,870
I gotta go.
1635
01:07:59,842 --> 01:08:02,712
Obviously we have some
serious trust issues here.
1636
01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,480
Yes we do.
1637
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:08,405
I believe in you Luke.
Will you believe in me?
1638
01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:11,552
I'll call you later.
1639
01:08:15,724 --> 01:08:20,559
I want to give you my
faggotty attention?
1640
01:08:20,863 --> 01:08:23,668
Baby, let me make you feel right?
1641
01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:27,599
With my faggotty attention?
1642
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,667
Baby all I need is the night?
1643
01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:34,741
Let the manhunt begin.
1644
01:08:37,546 --> 01:08:39,548
Loose a button, make a friend.
1645
01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:41,648
I don't think so.
1646
01:08:46,222 --> 01:08:48,690
Oh, homerun honey-lover.
1647
01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:53,835
Knick knack paddy whack,
give this dog a bone.
1648
01:08:56,198 --> 01:08:58,238
An undiscovered species.
1649
01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:00,603
Impossible.
1650
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:05,072
I want to give you my
faggotty attention?
1651
01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:08,112
Baby, let me make you feel right?
1652
01:09:08,177 --> 01:09:11,943
With my faggotty attention?
1653
01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:16,206
My favourite flavour is
yum yum butterscotch.
1654
01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:21,679
Hi, I'm conducting
an informal survey.
1655
01:09:21,779 --> 01:09:23,159
Which is more important -
1656
01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:25,061
Length or girth?
1657
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,201
There's only one answer.
1658
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:30,030
Oh look. Fur.
1659
01:09:30,299 --> 01:09:32,299
I'm a mammal.
1660
01:09:33,536 --> 01:09:37,039
Oh que pasa Luke? What your
heart not in it tonight?
1661
01:09:37,139 --> 01:09:39,689
Yeah, I'm not into it tonight.
1662
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,176
Que lindo.
1663
01:09:44,747 --> 01:09:46,747
The scent of a man.
1664
01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,552
Hey Mace -
1665
01:09:49,652 --> 01:09:52,188
Wanna take off and maybe
catch a movie at my place?
1666
01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:53,656
You're kidding.
1667
01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:54,790
Right?.
1668
01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:56,890
Actually no.
1669
01:09:57,059 --> 01:10:00,799
Luke, a libido is a
terrible thing to waste.
1670
01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:04,431
It's Tuesday night.
1671
01:10:07,002 --> 01:10:09,212
Luke, what did you expect?
1672
01:10:09,638 --> 01:10:11,273
Mace and I have always
been like this.
1673
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:13,075
That's because you've always
been on the same track.
1674
01:10:13,175 --> 01:10:16,378
Maybe you're moving in
a different direction.
1675
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,747
When are you going to settle down
with a man that deserves you?
1676
01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:21,482
What?. And give up all my boys?
1677
01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:25,811
Watch it Audrey. That's my line.
1678
01:10:51,113 --> 01:10:53,649
Did you sleep with
someone else last night?
1679
01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:56,809
You know you don't
need to ask that.
1680
01:10:57,353 --> 01:10:58,420
I know.
1681
01:10:58,520 --> 01:10:59,922
Hey boys.
1682
01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:02,258
I knew I could find you here.
1683
01:11:02,358 --> 01:11:06,662
I need some relationship advice
from the perfect couple.
1684
01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:08,831
I've really been making an effort
with my rent boy, Nico.
1685
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:09,798
That's nice.
1686
01:11:09,898 --> 01:11:12,067
I just don't believe a thing he says.
1687
01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,969
He tells me it's me.
1688
01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:15,037
Maybe it is.
1689
01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:18,274
Well, what is it that he's saying
that you don't believe?
1690
01:11:18,374 --> 01:11:20,535
Small things. Big things.
1691
01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,077
Everything.
1692
01:11:22,177 --> 01:11:24,212
He told me he used to
hang out with Madonna...
1693
01:11:24,312 --> 01:11:25,214
and date her brother.
1694
01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:27,314
Well, maybe it's true.
1695
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,952
Yeah, and maybe not.
1696
01:11:30,052 --> 01:11:33,537
You just can't anyone
fuck with you Luke.
1697
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,458
Hey Marilyn. Great
party the other night.
1698
01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:37,459
Are you fully recovered?
1699
01:11:37,559 --> 01:11:40,194
There's no use. She won't talk.
1700
01:11:40,396 --> 01:11:41,197
What do you mean?
1701
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:44,433
She came in about an hour ago,
made a double vodka cranberry,
1702
01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:48,504
and has been sitting over there
starring at it ever since.
1703
01:11:48,604 --> 01:11:52,208
I can't get a hold of Bart.
I just, I don't know what to do.
1704
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,433
Let me take care of this.
1705
01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:58,111
Hey Marilyn.
1706
01:11:58,647 --> 01:12:02,218
If you're not going to shit
you need to get off the pot.
1707
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,831
Some people are actually
into that stuff.
1708
01:12:03,931 --> 01:12:04,720
Can you believe that?.
1709
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:06,820
Isn't that sick?
1710
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:10,793
I guess I could pee on someone
if they really wanted me to.
1711
01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:13,613
Wouldn't necessarily turn me on.
1712
01:12:14,596 --> 01:12:16,517
Which I guess is a good thing,
cause it's kinda hard...
1713
01:12:16,617 --> 01:12:18,467
for a guy to pee if he's
turned on. Know what I mean?
1714
01:12:18,567 --> 01:12:20,567
Hey this is good stuff.
1715
01:12:21,637 --> 01:12:23,530
I guess if you're
going to drink again,
1716
01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:25,074
you ought to go for top shelf.
1717
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,174
So do you want some?
1718
01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:31,307
Then you better give
me a good reason.
1719
01:12:31,814 --> 01:12:34,109
I can't let go and let God.
1720
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,085
Excuse me?
1721
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:39,365
I need to be in
control of everything.
1722
01:12:39,465 --> 01:12:42,100
And I feel like I'm loosing it.
1723
01:12:42,558 --> 01:12:44,938
I want to get married, I do.
1724
01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:46,762
But I'm scared.
1725
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:49,157
And how do I know he's it?.
1726
01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,531
Or that any man is it?.
1727
01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:57,812
I might be a lesbian you know.
I kissed a girl.
1728
01:12:58,607 --> 01:13:00,175
Did you like it?.
1729
01:13:00,275 --> 01:13:02,275
It was soft.
1730
01:13:02,478 --> 01:13:05,298
So, you are a sexually confused,
1731
01:13:05,398 --> 01:13:08,576
obsessive compulsive,
control freak.
1732
01:13:09,918 --> 01:13:12,154
And now you don't know what
to do about what's his name.
1733
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:15,124
This could call for a
drink. I admit that.
1734
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,926
But what I always ask myself
in times like these -
1735
01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:20,496
Could I really give up dick
for a pair of titties?
1736
01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:22,097
I think not.
1737
01:13:22,197 --> 01:13:23,265
Could you?
1738
01:13:23,365 --> 01:13:24,366
No.
1739
01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:25,434
I thought so.
1740
01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:26,805
And the second thing,
1741
01:13:26,905 --> 01:13:29,938
and this is really important
so listen carefully;
1742
01:13:30,038 --> 01:13:32,038
Do I love him?
1743
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:35,203
That's the question you
need to ask yourself.
1744
01:13:35,303 --> 01:13:36,512
It's the one that matters.
1745
01:13:36,612 --> 01:13:38,612
Do you love him?
1746
01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:40,516
What's his name.
1747
01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:42,117
I do.
1748
01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:45,192
Good. Then go home
and tell him so.
1749
01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:48,071
The rest will work itself out.
1750
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,665
Thank you Luke.
1751
01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:58,765
Don't mention it.
1752
01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:06,540
Oh, hey Marilyn.
1753
01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:08,708
Thanks for the drink.
1754
01:14:16,418 --> 01:14:18,418
And thank you boys.
1755
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,920
Now I know what I need to do.
1756
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,196
Please forgive me Derek.
1757
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:30,833
I'm just going to let you be you
from now on, I promise.
1758
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:32,933
You're amazing.
1759
01:14:33,302 --> 01:14:35,302
I love you.
1760
01:14:35,571 --> 01:14:37,571
I love you more.
1761
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,143
Hey.
1762
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,216
I was just on my way out
to get something to eat.
1763
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,885
Not that I've had an
appetite all day.
1764
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:51,220
Hey listen...
1765
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,589
I don't know why I'm so paranoid.
1766
01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:55,748
Stephen, I'm sorry.
1767
01:14:56,458 --> 01:15:00,662
If you're willing to let me,
I'd like to work on trusting you.
1768
01:15:00,762 --> 01:15:03,198
Let's work on it together, ok?
1769
01:15:03,298 --> 01:15:07,469
We have something really special.
Just don't freak out on me.
1770
01:15:07,569 --> 01:15:09,569
Agreed.
1771
01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:05,091
Luke?
1772
01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:08,363
What the fuck are you doing?
1773
01:16:08,463 --> 01:16:11,867
I'm going to work on the trust
after some minor verification.
1774
01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:13,035
Get out of there.
1775
01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:14,536
Canada?
1776
01:16:14,636 --> 01:16:17,005
Look I lived there briefly
after my parents kicked me out.
1777
01:16:17,105 --> 01:16:18,240
Stop giving me excuses.
1778
01:16:18,340 --> 01:16:20,709
They're not excuses,
they're explanations.
1779
01:16:20,809 --> 01:16:22,878
Wait you said you were 18
when your parents kicked you out -
1780
01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:26,208
This license you got
when you were 16.
1781
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:29,807
Look, they didn't cut me off
until I was 1 5 I moved to my...
1782
01:16:29,907 --> 01:16:31,987
grandparents for a
while and then...
1783
01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:34,087
You're not even a Leo.
1784
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:36,790
My rising is in Leo.
1785
01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:37,526
Who are you?
1786
01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:38,494
Stephen.
1787
01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:41,059
Not Nico? Just plain Stephen?
1788
01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:44,500
Look. I've had a lot of shit happen
to me in life. Ok?
1789
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,169
I have to be a lot of different
things to a lot of different people.
1790
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,605
And sometimes I get confused.
1791
01:16:49,705 --> 01:16:50,305
So you lie?
1792
01:16:50,405 --> 01:16:51,206
No.
1793
01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:54,610
Stephen, I don't know if anything
you've ever told me is true.
1794
01:16:54,710 --> 01:16:57,646
I don't care where you're from.
I don't care if you're a painter.
1795
01:16:57,746 --> 01:17:00,516
And I certainly don't care
whether or not you're a Leo.
1796
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,684
But I do care about honesty.
1797
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,319
You're going to have
to trust me, Luke.
1798
01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:07,456
Trust has to be built. You
have a problem Stephen.
1799
01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:09,556
I don't have a problem.
1800
01:17:09,891 --> 01:17:12,002
You know, I knew
the day I met you...
1801
01:17:12,102 --> 01:17:14,096
that you were a typical gay clichй.
1802
01:17:14,196 --> 01:17:16,798
Things get a little
rocky, and you run, huh?
1803
01:17:16,898 --> 01:17:18,233
So fucking typical.
1804
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,436
Oh, I forgot to tell you,
I had Madonna on the phone,
1805
01:17:21,536 --> 01:17:25,531
She said her brother's
never even heard of you.
1806
01:17:31,446 --> 01:17:33,682
Fucking typical. Do you hear me?
1807
01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:35,551
Try accepting who
you are Stephen.
1808
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:36,885
Whoever that is.
1809
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:39,721
You're just like every
other gay man out there.
1810
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:43,425
Yeah? Well if putting honestly
first makes me a gay clichй -
1811
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:45,394
Then that's what I am.
1812
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:47,494
I love you Luke.
1813
01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:51,903
I've never been able to
say that to anybody.
1814
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,602
Will you stop lying?
1815
01:17:53,702 --> 01:17:55,702
I don't lie.
1816
01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:58,407
Then love is just
another four letter word.
1817
01:17:58,507 --> 01:17:59,041
For what?
1818
01:17:59,141 --> 01:18:00,208
Huh?
1819
01:18:00,308 --> 01:18:02,210
A four letter word for what?
1820
01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:03,712
I don't know.
1821
01:18:03,812 --> 01:18:05,812
I don't know.
1822
01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:11,675
And after all that
we've been through?
1823
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:15,883
It's sad I'm still in love with you?
1824
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:20,757
And in my heart I know it's true?
1825
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:26,562
That I'm still in love with you?
1826
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,700
That I'm still in love with you?
1827
01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,133
At my friend Melinda's wedding,
1828
01:18:44,233 --> 01:18:47,856
you should have seen how
that little girl squealed.
1829
01:18:47,956 --> 01:18:50,367
I guess what I'm getting at Bart,
1830
01:18:50,467 --> 01:18:53,996
is that flower girls can
really ruin a ceremony.
1831
01:18:54,096 --> 01:18:57,833
And that niece of yours,
has just got to stop eating.
1832
01:18:57,933 --> 01:19:00,811
I've never seen a three
year old quite so big,
1833
01:19:00,911 --> 01:19:02,771
and she's only getting bigger.
1834
01:19:02,871 --> 01:19:06,975
Keep in mind that her dress
has already been fitted.
1835
01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:10,188
I mean what is she just going
to bust out at the seams...
1836
01:19:10,288 --> 01:19:12,347
right there in the
middle of the isle?
1837
01:19:12,447 --> 01:19:15,041
I refuse to be upstaged...
1838
01:19:16,017 --> 01:19:19,321
by the world's biggest
toddler at my own wedding.
1839
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:21,421
Oh.
1840
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:25,151
Yes. Oh Bart. Baby. Yes.
1841
01:19:25,327 --> 01:19:26,194
Right there.
1842
01:19:26,294 --> 01:19:31,630
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh Bart.
1843
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,332
The wedding is off.
1844
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,537
I mean the ceremony is off.
1845
01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:44,719
The formalities, the
production, the protocol.
1846
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,415
Fuck it.
1847
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,083
Let's elope.
1848
01:19:48,183 --> 01:19:49,951
You killed Bridezilla?
1849
01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:52,051
I did.
1850
01:19:53,855 --> 01:19:56,824
I finally did step 3 Bart.
1851
01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:00,954
Thank you Higher Power.
1852
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:20,282
So how many teenagers have
you saved from themselves?
1853
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,718
I have a great rapport
with my students.
1854
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,919
I bet you do.
1855
01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:26,722
And what's going on
with you young Luke?
1856
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:29,221
Have you ever wanted to
press Control/Alt/Delete...
1857
01:20:29,321 --> 01:20:29,991
and start over?
1858
01:20:30,091 --> 01:20:32,582
Definitely.
Steven slash Nico?
1859
01:20:33,094 --> 01:20:34,730
Hopeless case.
1860
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,398
I'm sorry.
1861
01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:37,599
How are you?
1862
01:20:37,699 --> 01:20:39,699
Normal.
1863
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:42,804
No, it's all good. I had
a nice time with Stephen.
1864
01:20:42,904 --> 01:20:44,866
And it's nice to know
I'm capable of having...
1865
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:46,141
a relationship with someone.
1866
01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:48,310
It just has to be the right someone.
1867
01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:49,611
Or I could get a puppy.
1868
01:20:49,711 --> 01:20:51,836
So cute. What's his name?
1869
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,748
Jasper.
1870
01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,417
Jasper. Such a pretty name
for such a pretty dog.
1871
01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,152
He's the best. Aren't you babe?
1872
01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:00,555
I'm glad you called.
1873
01:21:00,655 --> 01:21:02,224
I actually missed you.
1874
01:21:02,324 --> 01:21:04,960
Really? What did the community
have to say about that?.
1875
01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:08,120
The community is at
peace with that.
1876
01:21:08,663 --> 01:21:10,663
I missed you too.
1877
01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:15,804
So what did you miss about
me you little guttersnipe?
1878
01:21:15,904 --> 01:21:19,814
I don't know Tinkerbelle.
Your 'joie de vivre.'
1879
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,743
I guess I am pretty
fun to be around.
1880
01:21:21,843 --> 01:21:23,843
And argue with.
1881
01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:29,184
What? Are we going to
home and fuck now?
1882
01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:31,409
Let's just go for coffee.
1883
01:21:35,490 --> 01:21:36,958
Unless you wanna fuck behind
that tree over there.
1884
01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:38,062
Oh, I was just going to say,
1885
01:21:38,162 --> 01:21:39,694
let's go fuck behind
that tree over there.
1886
01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:41,686
Or we could get a gang
bang with those guys.
1887
01:21:41,786 --> 01:21:42,531
What do you think?
1888
01:21:42,631 --> 01:21:44,199
Ehhh...
1889
01:21:44,299 --> 01:21:47,104
You go ask them, I'm intimidated.
1890
01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:50,270
You’re intimidated?
1891
01:21:51,973 --> 01:21:57,536
Love in the twenty-first century?
1892
01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:03,677
People can be what
they wannna be?
1893
01:22:05,687 --> 01:22:07,687
Anyway you want it?
1894
01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:10,723
Anyway you want it?
1895
01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:16,864
Love in the twenty-first century?
1896
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:22,563
Though we're living
in a modern world?
1897
01:22:22,971 --> 01:22:24,971
I still believe in?
1898
01:22:25,006 --> 01:22:30,569
Baby, maybe I'm a special
girl 'cause I'm looking for?
1899
01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:34,615
A different kind of love?
1900
01:22:35,283 --> 01:22:40,346
Not the ordinary one?
1901
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,989
I'm trying to find?
1902
01:22:44,492 --> 01:22:48,121
A different kind of love?
1903
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:54,626
One that gives me what I want?
1904
01:22:55,003 --> 01:22:57,003
I'm dying to find?
1905
01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:02,034
A different kind of love?
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