A Genius Two Friends and an Idiot 1975 . English subtitles. Субтитры к фильму на английском языке.

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God will punish you, Jelly Roll.
You scared the bejesus out of me.

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Well, it ain't smart
to live alone, Tom.

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You start seeing scary shadows.
Red shadows.

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God will fry those savages in hell.

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I see them dragging their beasts
and belongings through the valley.

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And I think,
"What a waste of the Promised Land."

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You see here.

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These little flags are us.
All this nothing is them.

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- Does it make sense to you?
- It's Indian territory.

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Every Friday in the days
of the Spanish conquest

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they used to kill 12 savages
in memory of the 12 Holy Apostles.

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Those traditions
ought to be kept up.

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Hundreds of fine, Christian souls
are waiting for this land.

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And willing
to pay good prices for it.

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Not everybody's
as good a Christian as you.

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Nowadays you need a practical excuse
For killing Indians.

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Like Major Cabot.

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When he found
All them wells poisoned.

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We know, sure, in some way the major
did a bit of poisoning himself.

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But he found lots of Indian beads
Round those wells, didn't he?

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All we need is an excuse.
Why don't we cook one up ourselves?

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We get undressed like those savages
and get rid of some white trash loner.

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Fess up, Tom.

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You've been chewing the fat
with Major Cabot.

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No I ain't. Why?

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You're saying
Exactly the same he's been saying.

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That's because him and me
are practical people.

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- Pioneers of the old frontier.
- No.

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It's because you're both
made of the same clay.

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You both got the evil genius in you.

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Good old Cabot.

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Tell me, you fellas decided yet
who you're goanna scalp?

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Hey, Frank!
Bring the gent a cup of coffee.

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"Oh, look at my body."

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Stop it, man.
You're hurting the fleas.

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Looked like a rooster dance,
didn't it?

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You're smart to grease that barrel.

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If you want some good advice,
file down the sight too.

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- Why's that?
- Why?

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Sooner or later, strangers around here
get their guns

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shoved up their...

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- Don't want to get scratched, do you?
- Thanks.

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Thanks? Thanks for what?

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It's my name, Joe Thanks.

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I'm impressed. I really am.

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Hey!

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- I know you.
- Do you know?

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Yeah. You're the village idiot!

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Somebody welcomes me
like that in every town.

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You wouldn't talk like that
if I had a gun on me.

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I'm looking for a man
who can shoot fast.

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How fast?

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Not one who shoots first
but if somebody shoots at him

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he won't shoot second.

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You sound like
A hard fella to please.

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But you might give

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Doc Foster a try.

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Doc, one of these days you're going
to have to get up from this table

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and go on out
and see what's going on out there.

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Not a thing, never will be.

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This town's
one long Sunday afternoon.

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Careful, it's very hot.

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Last I saw my missus
she was nine months heavy.

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For all I know I got a family now.
Let me go home, Doc.

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I'm waiting for somebody.

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Somebody's already here.

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- He ain't somebody.
- Nobody at all.

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- Sorry, Doc.
- For what? Keep going.

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Two.

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One.

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- Pass.
- Same here.

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- Ten just to keep things going.
- Ten.

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Up to 100.

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What happens in this game
when a fella's got four cards a like?

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What happens is, I'm out.

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Same here.

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Four aces in the same hand.

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Never saw the like
in all my born days.

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Even when I cheated.

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Give this a try, Doc.
Colt Navy, model '86.

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These nice folks
are wanting to see a duel.

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- What duel?
- You know how it is in the West.

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Two fellas come out of the saloon

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and stand opposite each other.

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One usually has
his legs spread apart.

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Folks in the town get scared,
and edge backward to a safe distance.

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Somebody plays a funeral march
on a bugle in the background.

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Then nothing.

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Not a sound.

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Only the whistling wind
from the desert.

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Let me tell you the rest.

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In a few minutes you'll be one
of the deadest men that ever lived.

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- Outside! My time's precious.
- I know. You're waiting for somebody.

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Hey. Come on, everyone!

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Doc Foster and the big guy
are goanna shoot it out.

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They're goanna shoot it out, everyone!
Let's go.

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When you're ready, Doc.

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- Yours, Doc?
- Stand up. Stop acting like a booby.

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Mighty pretty animal.

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Don't play the clown.

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Nobody takes care of you, huh?

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- Poor critter was thirsty.
- Next shot's for you.

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You hear me?

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00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,751
Sorry, Doc.
Shoot when you feel like it.

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00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,556
No, Doc. Uh-uh.

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Did you like the show?
Good. That makes me happy.

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If you'd be so kind.
Whatever you can afford.

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Seems fair to me.

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Anything you want to give, folks.
For the fastest gun on earth.

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- Thanks.
- There you go, folks.

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See! Even the wind is on our side.

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Watch your head, watch your head.

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Thanks. Thank you.

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Thanks. Remember, folks.
You've just seen a risky show.

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I mean,
that is for Doc Foster.

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Whatever you can afford.

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I really appreciate it.

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Thanks.

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Thank you.

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- There's people coming!
- For your collaboration.

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A cavalry coach!

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Free the horses
and take them to the stables.

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Give them water.
After resting they'll need fodder.

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The Wild West.

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We've been expecting young ladies
to work in the boarding house.

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- The boys made a mistake.
- Yes, electing you sheriff.

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I'm a colonel.

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For your information, my man,
we're on our way to Fort Cristabel.

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Major Cabot might have sent
someone to meet me.

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Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling Clementine...

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Hey, Doc. You'd better pick it up.

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Doc, why don't you just go home?

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You've been lucky, friend.
I've got a job to do.

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So have I.

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Come in.

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She was just a child. You hear me?
Only a child.

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- Who?
- My sister!

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You raped her, you never waited,
promised to marry her.

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- Her?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Let them hear you!

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I want you to get yours
in front of everybody.

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You ravished my only little sister!

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- The man is a maniac!
- You broke her heart!

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- He's not a maniac, he's an ass.
- What's it to you?

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That beard!

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That beard!

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That's the key to it all.

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What key?

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- The key to the perfect plan.
- This ain't none of your business!

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00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:01,512
Good idea, Doc.
But this ain't none of your business.

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- What are you doing?
- Go home.

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- Out! Just go.
- Don't do that!

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My balls!

154
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:33,628
Fascinating hand you got.
I never saw such a deep life line.

155
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:38,761
That's a scar. I disarmed a man once
by grabbing his knife blade.

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Life line interrupted.
It's going from bad to worse.

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Death's waiting disguised as an Injun.
Don't join Cabot, you'll die.

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You're a maniac too.

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00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,310
My friend has
red whiskers like yours.

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Fake, but you can't tell.

161
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,903
Let's send him to reconnoitre in your uniform…

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00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,449
Don't try to go to the fort yourself.
You'll get killed.

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Lieutenant!

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Men! Men!

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00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,465
Soldiers! Men!

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00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,548
- Carry on, I'm being followed.
- Are you a bandit?

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Stop!

168
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:34,772
You don't look like those ruffians
on the wanted posters.

169
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Do they make you look ugly
to frighten the public?

170
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,990
Well.

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They're trying to show
the evil that's inside us.

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Stop!

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- Kiss me!
- What?

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00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:57,506
Papa's sending me back to Washington.
I've never kissed an outlaw.

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My girlfriends will die of envy.
Kiss me or I'll scream!

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Sure.

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A madman and a maniac
were in my room.

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They both pulled my beard.

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I don't want them to escape.
Take them, men!

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- There's a man in her bed!
- A man in her bed?

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00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,631
A man in her bed!

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- Where?
- Right here.

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Hey.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Save me.

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Just this once
and I swear I'll never do it again.

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00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,273
He's over there.

188
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,375
Get out of here, you dogs.
Come on!

189
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:49,344
Leave me alone.
Get out of here!

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My chickens!

191
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My poor little chickens.
Hey, hey, come on now.

192
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,017
Leave me alone!
Oh, my poor chickens.

193
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:02,479
You a priest or a chicken thief?
Horrible beast.

194
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Go on, get!

195
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,897
You Catholics
keep chickens in church?

196
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:11,947
- We caught the wrong man.
- Right chicken, though.

197
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Thieves. God will damn you!

198
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,866
He can't. We work for him.

199
00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:22,374
You thieves. Chicken thieves.
Oh, my poor chickens.

200
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,082
Come, my sons.
Let's look for the real one.

201
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:59,119
- What kind of a place is this?
- A place of worship. Come on.

202
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Climb aboard, kids. Get going.

203
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:03,785
Come on.

204
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:07,790
They're all beautiful girls.
As you can see.

205
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:11,802
- Where you going, friend?
- To see the madam.

206
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Wait here and behave yourself.

207
00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:19,093
- Mike, how you doing?
- Get a move on.

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00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:22,020
- Hey.
- You'll miss your connection.

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200.

210
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:34,822
It's solid silver
and blessed by a priest.

211
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:39,450
They used to cut the hands
off church robbers.

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200 is my offer. Bag included.

213
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:59,467
Carousel's off to paradise right now.

214
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,644
What better way
to spend your money?

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00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,581
Vamps, Mari cones.

216
00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:55,773
Are you, for a change,
trying to screw me, madam?

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- Lucy?
- The offer stays.

218
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Take it or leave it.

219
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:07,576
Lucy!

220
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:12,047
Lucy, come back.
It's an order.

221
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,703
Climb aboard.
The girls are ready and waiting.

222
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,837
Steam Engine, I been looking for you.

223
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Well, now that you've found me
I'll see you around.

224
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,761
Let's empty the hall.

225
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,685
Come on!

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00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:12,148
Wait, Bill.
I haven't seen him for ages.

227
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:19,023
- We hardly said hello.
- No more hellos.

228
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,950
- One more and you'll be expecting.
- So?

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- Don't tease him. He gets jealous.
- Jealous!

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I've more important things on my mind.
I pulled her out of the gutter.

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She was a flea hive.
I washed her, combed her hair.

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I made a lady out of her.
I surrounded her with luxury.

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I catered to her every whim.
She's cost me an eye and an ear.

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00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:50,513
But I already told you.
If you want her, name your price.

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I can't do it.

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- She's priceless.
- Name your price, Joe.

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00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,567
Please, name your price.

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Don't be surprised.

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00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:22,386
And do not jump
to the wrong conclusions.

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I'm only here
to perform an act of justice.

241
00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:46,194
There he is. That's him.

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00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:56,454
- Thou art the man.
- You an informer now?

243
00:36:56,673 --> 00:37:01,759
You've been touched by God's grace.
Is that not so, my son?

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00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:05,970
- Admit it, Bill. You've been touched.
- I've been touched.

245
00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:08,386
Is it in here, my son?

246
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,063
Check it carefully, Padre.

247
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:20,277
- Why did I save you in the desert?
- Because you never cheat a friend.

248
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,234
It's all there.

249
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,905
- Thanks be to God.
- Thanks be to Joe.

250
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:32,581
Just think of it. The man before you
was already far away.

251
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,703
Free and clear.

252
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,127
When, like Paul
on the road to Damascus,

253
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:41,169
he was struck
by God's heavenly light.

254
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,418
Burdened with remorse, he returned.

255
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:48,513
His heart heavy with despair
for his misspent life

256
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:50,803
in sin and shame.

257
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,268
- Who's he talking about?
- You.

258
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,221
Me? Why, you...

259
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,640
His noble gesture
would not be known

260
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:02,816
if it weren't for the testimony
of this good soul.

261
00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:07,112
I only did my duty
as a faithful son of the Church.

262
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,783
Son of a bitch!

263
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,954
When the prodigal returns
the heavens rejoice.

264
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:18,498
Glory, glory, glory.

265
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:23,958
On our knees we're bending.

266
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:28,466
Now the erring prodigal

267
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:33,767
Turns to the righteous way.

268
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:38,681
Glory, glory, glory.

269
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:44,479
Praying for thy blessing.

270
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:49,191
Our hearts in repentance

271
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:54,788
Pledge to Christ today.

272
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,999
Glory, glory, glory.

273
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:01,120
No hymns!
This is an honest house.

274
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,961
- We don't make fun of the Church.
- Joe!

275
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:36,072
- Where's he taking us?
- Keep counting!

276
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:39,415
Where was I? 315, 320.

277
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:43,207
$325 in charity.

278
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,800
That old bag only offered me 200.

279
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:52,505
You see, Bill.
Honesty is the best policy.

280
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,974
You're richer
and a priest kissed you.

281
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,018
Disgusting!

282
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:02,060
Why do you have to act worse
than you already are?

283
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:06,143
Sure, Twinkle-Toes here
never pukes, does he?

284
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,854
He doesn't do it in his hat.

285
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:13,325
He knows to do it
where decent folks do it. The privy.

286
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,198
You're wrong, Lucy.

287
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,741
If you'd spent less time
walking the streets

288
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:24,211
and more time sitting
with decent folk on the privy,

289
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,754
you'd have met Joe before me.

290
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:45,106
I've been dreaming
a weird dream.

291
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,027
The red of the rising sun
Touches the mountains.

292
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,525
They seem bathed in blood.

293
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:56,656
The peaks throw long shadows
down into the bottomless valley.

294
00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,034
In the clear blue sky

295
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,866
a hawk glides, wide and easy.

296
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,499
- The whistling wind?
- No.

297
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,340
The wings cleaving the air.

298
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:14,465
- What's that?
- Shh.

299
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,718
That's horses' hooves.

300
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,601
And now...

301
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,772
from behind the rocks
appears a man on a white horse.

302
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,605
He's the ancient ruler
of these lands.

303
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:33,897
The shadow of a dead king
reaches out for a fleeing man.

304
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:37,701
His silhouette is dark
against the red sun.

305
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:40,696
Ringed with a halo of eagle feathers.

306
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,995
- Like rays of light.
- Oh, yeah?

307
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,415
It's your old man.
He's looking for you.

308
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:51,339
My old man never had feathers.
I'm a white man.

309
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:55,510
My face is sunburnt.
The color of my ass says I'm a white.

310
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:56,962
Look!

311
00:41:57,390 --> 00:42:02,260
What's wrong with being an Injun?
Your dad was, your mom was white.

312
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:07,105
So what? Black, white, red.
What difference does it make?

313
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:11,150
- We're all somebody's children.
- She was white.

314
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,650
So white
the other whores called her Ghost.

315
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,734
I'm not bragging.
What I told you is all I know.

316
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:22,158
I'm a lone wolf.
I don't run with the pack.

317
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:25,077
Know why they call me Steam Engine?

318
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:29,082
I got fed up with city society
and jumped a train.

319
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:33,958
That's right. The man who gallops
on an iron horse.

320
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,338
- That's far enough.
- You're at the end of the road.

321
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:43,684
- You crazy? You gonna fight?
- You're at the end of the track.

322
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:47,478
- What's happening?
- Jump!

323
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,439
Bill!

324
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,257
Bill. You all right?

325
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:18,460
Did you get hurt?

326
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:22,965
Yeah, I'm all right, Lucy.
Who ever planned this railway?

327
00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,056
Maybe they're gonna build a bridge.

328
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:30,897
I remember
When this place was nothing.

329
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:43,944
- Is this where the rails stop?
- This is the end.

330
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,871
Of the Western Railroad Company.

331
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:55,380
Those are all the tracks we got left.
And where's the Pacific?

332
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:59,376
- Answer me that.
- He's right. Where is it?

333
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,836
Listen to what I tell you.

334
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:06,137
There's no future for railroads
In this country.

335
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:10,182
- Where are you going?
- To look for a new job.

336
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:14,774
The company left us high and dry
and we're skedaddling.

337
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:28,951
Joe, Bill, come on.
There's still some hot coffee.

338
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,876
Come on, Bill.

339
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:48,884
Take it easy, Bill.
Don't go getting yourself plastered.

340
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:52,555
I don't get plastered.
I just get happy.

341
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,273
Come on. You call that happy?

342
00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,935
Injuns are gloomy by nature.

343
00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:04,028
Bill, a chief's son
shouldn't fly off the handle like that.

344
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:05,741
9h, yeah?

345
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:10,948
If I had a handful of men
who really knew where their balls are,

346
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:14,205
I'd screw this whole goddamn country.

347
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,960
Loneliness.

348
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,627
That's what it is.

349
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,504
The loneliness of genius.

350
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,678
Open your ears, genius.
Can you do that?

351
00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:29,641
I've got a proposal for you.
We could work together.

352
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:32,636
Yeah!
What a fantastic idea.

353
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,472
- A triad.
- Not what I had in mind.

354
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:37,307
Are you in or out?

355
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:42,609
Well, if there's a chance
to snuff somebody out. Who's the guy?

356
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:47,325
- His name is Major Cabot.
- Is that the famous Indian hunter?

357
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:51,621
Someone who without a doubt deserves
our complete respect.

358
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:57,836
Look here, Bill. if you can get
all of $300 or a bit more together

359
00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:01,707
we could make
a fast $300,000 out of it.

360
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,714
How much is that again?

361
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:12,596
The amount the major didn't give
to the Injun Agency.

362
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:14,849
What do I have to do?

363
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:21,105
- You've been in the army.
- Right. Like all white men.

364
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,481
Rank?

365
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,486
Deserter.

366
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:32,412
- How'd you like to be a colonel?
- Could be nice for a change.

367
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,702
What do you say, Lucy?

368
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,500
Where you goanna get the uniform?

369
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:42,581
That's on its way
but you'll need whiskers.

370
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:44,465
Whiskers?

371
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:47,168
Like these?

372
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:50,718
The guy you're standing in for
has a real set.

373
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:55,719
Then I'll grow my own.
Just give me time.

374
00:46:57,690 --> 00:47:01,729
All the time you want
wouldn't give you whiskers.

375
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,940
They don't grow on Injuns.

376
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:08,360
On me they do!
Because I'm not an Indian!

377
00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:28,960
- What is it?
- Shh!

378
00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:32,889
Someone's coming.
A wagon or a stage...

379
00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:50,524
That's what the stupid redskins do
to hear far-off sounds.

380
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:56,155
In the age of the telegraph they still
throw themselves on the ground.

381
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,747
- Coming this way?
- Who?

382
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,791
How do I know?

383
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:05,918
You believe you can put your ear
to the ground and hear a stagecoach?

384
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,629
- An escort?
- It's being followed.

385
00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:13,300
- How many riders? Injuns?
- Four. No, the horses are shod.

386
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:17,346
- Joe, they're shooting!
- Yeah, I know.

387
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:23,523
How the Christ can you know
without your ear to the ground?

388
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,859
They're shooting at a colonel
with a red beard.

389
00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:16,030
See? When you're not an Indian
you get it wrong.

390
00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:20,284
Where are you? There's the coach
and there's the idiot.

391
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,075
But where are the four riders?

392
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:50,526
Here we are, Steam Engine.

393
00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,487
Mortimer!

394
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:57,734
What are you doing
with the beads on?

395
00:49:57,953 --> 00:49:59,990
It's the fashion.

396
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:04,203
But what ain't never the fashion
is witnessing.

397
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,534
Throw down your gun.

398
00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:19,680
You shouldn't have seen
what you just saw.

399
00:50:20,059 --> 00:50:22,175
Why? What did I just see?

400
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,599
You saw the colonel.

401
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:29,857
You saw us made up in beads.

402
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:34,938
Oh, you got beads on, huh?
I swear to God I never even noticed.

403
00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,612
- In any case, you noticed us.
- Me?

404
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,818
No! No!

405
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:44,911
- So who the hell are you talking to?
- Myself.

406
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,871
I always talk to myself.

407
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:52,956
You know what prairie folk are like.
I talk and I listen.

408
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:56,672
Hoping that someone somewhere

409
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,921
will hear and answer me.

410
00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:05,556
For the sake of the old days
when we worked together.

411
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,227
Remember?

412
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,598
Mortimer.

413
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:19,116
Jelly Roll will hate you
for even thinking about such an idea.

414
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,952
Why don't you answer me?

415
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,498
- Let's cut it short.
- No! It's a joke.

416
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:34,417
No!

417
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:36,044
Stop!

418
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:37,918
Don't shoot.

419
00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:46,137
He's my brother.

420
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:50,226
Where did you get hold
of a sister like her?

421
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:55,518
Come on. Let's have a better look.

422
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,868
Be a good girl.
Bring up the curtains.

423
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:12,710
To save his life and make us happy
you'll have to split into four.

424
00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:22,553
Stop!

425
00:52:22,931 --> 00:52:24,968
Don't lay a hand on my girl.

426
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:28,389
Christ! How many are you back there?

427
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:32,935
Leaving out the women
and unarmed men, just me.

428
00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:36,401
But I'll split into four
to make you happy.

429
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,816
Now cool off, buster.

430
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,740
We only meant to have a little fun
with your girl.

431
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,779
Why not, Joe?

432
00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:48,530
Let them have a little fun.
Let's all have fun.

433
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:51,244
What's wrong with that?

434
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:57,668
Why take chances, darling?
There are too many of them.

435
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:04,716
Throw down your gun.

436
00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:08,258
Throw it down, darling.

437
00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:38,042
- I missed!
- Naturally. He moved.

438
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:43,468
- What do you mean, naturally?
- You can only hit sitting targets.

439
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:47,763
Throw it away.
You'd be better with a bow and arrow.

440
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,882
I was so scared.

441
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:55,722
- Keep it up and I'll name my price.
- Name it!

442
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,315
Oh, Bill!

443
00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:03,063
How come you call him darling
and me brother?

444
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:06,615
The true fact is
I can't make up my mind.

445
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,110
I don't know who I love most.

446
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:21,297
Told you.
But you had to have it your own way.

447
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,210
I'm... going to die.

448
00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:29,384
Well, we're sorry as we can be.

449
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:40,145
- Yeah! It's real!
- Please!

450
00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:44,570
Don't let me die like this.
Not knowing.

451
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:48,862
- What, Colonel?
- Why do you all keep pulling...

452
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:52,153
my beard?

453
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:01,830
Didn't have time to tell him.

454
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:05,378
Soon Major Cabot will know
he's dead.

455
00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:07,835
- Back to square one.
- Yeah.

456
00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:13,266
- He's getting the hang of it.
- Jesus! Is he moving!

457
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:17,599
He's not heading for Cabot.

458
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,894
He's going to Jelly Roll.

459
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:28,364
What's this Jelly Roll like?

460
00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:31,822
He believes in an eye for an eye.

461
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:36,289
Well, we didn't get them all, did we?
One got away.

462
00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:39,250
Yeah. But three of them are dead.

463
00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:44,001
So? Everything depends
on how you tell it.

464
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:48,175
He did it.
Shot them right between the eyes.

465
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:52,426
He threw me the gun, Jelly Roll.
I'd never shoot your men.

466
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,008
Hey, keep moving! Come on!

467
00:55:56,728 --> 00:56:00,517
You caught their attention
with your creamy thighs.

468
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:05,527
- I didn't force them to look.
- Pity you can't hit a moving target.

469
00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:09,901
- Poor Steam Engine.
- Right. But I was wise to them.

470
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:12,988
And I got out of the way.

471
00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:16,157
- You see?
- I can hit six out of six!

472
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,492
But you didn't know
that Mortimer was...

473
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,535
wise to you.

474
00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:25,003
I didn't. Where did you go?

475
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,047
To my right.

476
00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,054
Like you should have.

477
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,551
It's easy to hit a moving target.

478
00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:41,683
Now only four of us know
Colonel Pembroke is dead.

479
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:45,520
It's good to meet a man
who catches on so fast.

480
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:51,238
What are we goanna do with Mortimer?

481
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:55,155
Bury him in a Mexican cemetery.
Wise guy, huh?

482
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:59,238
- Trust him. He's with me.
- Looks like you're with him.

483
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:03,247
Let's see if we can raise the colonel
from the dead.

484
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,852
"We're not ordinary people."

485
00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:28,396
We're not ordinary people,
Major Cabot, we're Americans.

486
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:32,739
The prairies must be firmly anchored
to our great country

487
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,403
if we're to realize our ideals.

488
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:37,277
- How's that?
- It'll do.

489
00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:39,404
Now the beard.

490
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:52,632
Jesus!

491
00:58:06,108 --> 00:58:10,318
Oh, well. But with the proper...

492
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:13,188
trousers and boots,

493
00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,191
shoulders,

494
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:21,453
a little spit and polish
here and there...

495
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,282
Well, what do you think?

496
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:29,204
- I think he's fine.
- So do I.

497
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:35,839
Then... there's no doubt about it.

498
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,717
They'll shoot you.

499
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,395
Keep saying it, Bill.

500
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:50,520
We're not ordinary people,
Major Cabot...

501
00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:54,730
Not that. You said it all night.
The instructions.

502
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:58,157
Goddammit!
I'm fed up with this clown act!

503
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,656
Go to the fort,
pass yourself off as Pembroke.

504
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:05,240
- Confiscate the $300,000. Then?
- Then?

505
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:10,461
If they haven't strung me up,
I head due east fast and meet you.

506
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:14,707
If Cabot gives me an escort,
you'll stop the coach

507
00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:18,256
shove a gun in my neck
and say "Move and I'll shoot."

508
00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:22,682
- Go on.
- If there's no escort, don't do it.

509
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,260
We get the hell out of there

510
00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:28,597
and live happily ever after
on a beach.

511
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,438
- Fine.
- Perfect. What are you so sore about?

512
00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,569
That'll do, Michelangelo.

513
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:46,114
What am I so sore about? Look at him.
Think he'll pass for a cavalryman?

514
00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:51,123
- You think you'll pass for a colonel?
- That's what I'm saying!

515
00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:56,003
They won't even let us into the fort.
They'll eat us alive.

516
00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,674
- Too bad for them. Let's go.
- Giddy up, there!

517
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,866
Whoa!

518
01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,790
A wagon without a driver.

519
01:00:56,695 --> 01:01:01,986
Who the hell are you talking to? Me?
A colonel in the United States Army?

520
01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:12,450
Keep on croaking.
I can't understand a word you say.

521
01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,123
If what you're saying is words.

522
01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:21,842
You know what you can do with it.

523
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:25,380
Hey!
Let's have a little respect here.

524
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:29,718
- He sees beyond the mountains.
- I see right in front of my nose.

525
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:33,429
If an old redskin can see it too,
I'm screwed.

526
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:39,852
- What was that?
- The Western Railroad Company.

527
01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:44,281
On its relentless march to the sea.
This is where I get off.

528
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:49,032
- Good luck, Colonel.
- The branch is too big for that Injun.

529
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:50,737
Hey, Joe.

530
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:53,915
Give old Dry Branch there a hand.

531
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,096
Whoa!

532
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,972
Whoa!

533
01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:21,564
Attention!

534
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,106
Whoa!

535
01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:33,780
Colonel.

536
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:52,349
Welcome to Fort Christabel, Colonel.
I'm Major Cabot.

537
01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:58,769
- We're not ordinary people, Major...
- Later, Daddy.

538
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:01,893
This is, I presume, Miss Pembroke?

539
01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:09,654
- Yes, presumably she's my daughter.
- Many a flower's born to blush unseen.

540
01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:12,824
And waste its sweetness
on the desert air.

541
01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:15,285
Shall we go inside?

542
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:30,300
- Who did you build the gallows for?
- Oh. That Indian, sir.

543
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,566
A horse thief. Follow me.

544
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,861
This way.

545
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:55,992
I've had the best quarters in the fort
prepared especially for you.

546
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,703
I'm astonished, Major Cabot.

547
01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:04,209
Frankly, I never expected to meet up
with such a polished gentleman.

548
01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:08,008
- This makes it worth it.
- Compliments on the set-up.

549
01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:12,721
Beneath these rough uniforms
lurk hearts of purest gold.

550
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:18,143
Sergeant Milton looks like a bear
but he's just a child grown too fast.

551
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:22,314
In here.
The rest of us are ordinary people.

552
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:27,144
We're not ordinary people,
Major Cabot, we're Americans.

553
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:32,655
Colonel, would you care for a cigar?
I think it's a flavor you might enjoy.

554
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,736
The prairies...

555
01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:37,487
Yes, indeed.

556
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,833
Daddy, you're smoking!

557
01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,548
Of course I'm smoking.

558
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,544
The prairies must be firmly anchored...

559
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:55,764
If that's anchored
you'll burn to death. Take it off.

560
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:05,477
There you are.

561
01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:09,938
The best quarters
prepared especially for you.

562
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:14,533
And wastes its sweetness
on the desert air.

563
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:18,282
I'm goanna waste your sweetness,
little girl.

564
01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:20,535
Let's go, Sergeant.

565
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:32,210
It's all over, Bill.
They got you by the short hairs.

566
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,761
- Son of a bitch!
- It was our plan.

567
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:38,349
For you to dress like a colonel.
And you did it.

568
01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:42,686
What's the matter with you?
Why do you suddenly trust me?

569
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:46,811
Poor Bill baby.
That takes all the fun out of it.

570
01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:08,003
Now we have to think
about the third member.

571
01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:12,583
He's sly so we have to think hard.
What did Jelly Roll call him?

572
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,842
- Joe Thanks.
- What?

573
01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:18,843
- Joe Thanks.
- The names these people have.

574
01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:22,135
You'd better send
your men after him.

575
01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:26,229
Where, sir?
Jelly Roll says you can't grab him.

576
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:30,150
He's here, he's there.
Slippery as an eel.

577
01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:34,605
- Where we gonna look?
- That's your own problem, my boy.

578
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:37,782
- Just get him, will you?
- Yes, sir.

579
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:41,820
I want him in my office immediately.

580
01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:57,590
What are you doing here?
Who are you?

581
01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,635
What do you want?

582
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,603
An e99-

583
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:10,770
An egg this small.
Pale green and speckled brown.

584
01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:14,068
You'd call it
the color of buffalo shit.

585
01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,778
A baby buzzard with a hooked beak.

586
01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:23,658
He sticks out his pink-green neck
then his bare big toe.

587
01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:27,203
Mama buzzard,
like any loving mother,

588
01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:31,833
swoops down
with a nice, fat piece of carrion.

589
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,962
I know the desert sun
can affect the brain.

590
01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,255
Shh!
High above...

591
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:43,090
Papa buzzard, his wings steady,

592
01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:49,305
ensures nothing disturbs the little one
munching on the tender, rotten meat.

593
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,773
Suddenly: Boom!

594
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:56,736
Thunder shakes the mountain.
The rocks are burst asunder.

595
01:07:57,115 --> 01:08:01,575
And the dust of death rises
up, up, up into the sky.

596
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:07,201
Papa buzzard weeps in the heavens.

597
01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:14,379
Weeps for his murdered mate and baby.
"Make them stop killing everything."

598
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:16,539
Who?

599
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:22,046
They're here with their dynamite.
Drilling holes in the rock and: Boom!

600
01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:26,426
All dead.
Papas, mamas, helpless little ones.

601
01:08:26,644 --> 01:08:29,978
What's worse,
it's hard for a fella to relax.

602
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:33,932
I sleep in a cave under Red Rock.
Tell them to stop.

603
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:37,027
- Get out of here.
- My mistake.

604
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,397
I heard you're protecting buzzards.

605
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:41,944
I am.

606
01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:44,318
I feed them flesh of people

607
01:08:44,537 --> 01:08:46,744
who enter my office and bother me.

608
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,993
Now get out of here!

609
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,675
Stop!

610
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,762
Just a minute.

611
01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:27,201
Did you talk to anyone else about...

612
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:34,081
Did you mention your concern
for the buzzards to anyone before me?

613
01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:36,662
No, I came straight here.

614
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,999
You did the right thing, my boy.

615
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:43,293
Guard!

616
01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:52,386
This Cabot runs a lousy prison.
Not a match in the place.

617
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:55,438
He's out to break me
with slow torture.

618
01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:58,768
He said he'd waste my sweetness.

619
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:04,235
This'll learn you to listen
to that baby-blue-eyed wise guy.

620
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,488
What's Joe got to do
with us being here?

621
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:10,328
Jelly Roll cheated us, not Joe.

622
01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:14,992
You got a noose around your neck
and still you stand up for him.

623
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:19,580
- Answer me!
- No!

624
01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:24,176
I'm standing up for him
because he's a friend of mine.

625
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,511
I can count on him.

626
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:31,718
If you're still counting on him
to name his price, forget it!

627
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,143
Because it's too late.

628
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,725
Say what you will.

629
01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:39,308
The only thing I regret

630
01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:42,645
in my whole life is Joe.

631
01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:44,187
Me too.

632
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:47,449
$300,000!

633
01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:52,617
He has everything worked out.
Never makes a slip. A genius!

634
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:58,372
Know what I'd do if I had him here?
Tear off his head and eat it like this.

635
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,171
Go ahead but don't ruin your dentures.

636
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:03,627
Oh, Joe!

637
01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,001
- Joe! Joe!
- Lucy!

638
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:09,762
I knew he'd get us out.

639
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,511
Oh, sure.

640
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:16,265
Am I making a mistake
or are you also a guest here?

641
01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:18,848
You couldn't be more right.

642
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,860
Oh, that quietness my heart.

643
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:29,066
This is a pleasure.
They'll string us up in the morning.

644
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,822
At least we'll swing together.

645
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:36,994
- Will we, Joe?
- The Injuns are always pessimistic.

646
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:39,993
- It's working out how we planned.
- Is it?

647
01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:44,210
It's like playing pool.

648
01:11:44,425 --> 01:11:49,135
The ball bounces into another ball
and drives it into the hole.

649
01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:05,560
Where are you going?

650
01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:10,866
No power on Earth can persuade us
to go forward with this railroad.

651
01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:14,866
So you can save your breath.
We're going back.

652
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,571
We're through.

653
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:22,044
Think it's worth blowing up a mountain
just to get to the Pacific?

654
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:26,044
I tell you, it's full of stones
as hard as metal.

655
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,837
Never seen anything like it.

656
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,303
Milton!

657
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,106
This is all alluvial rock.

658
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:48,482
Those railroad men didn't see
what was before their eyes.

659
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:51,156
This is quartz. Pure quartz.

660
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:55,361
Scratch it and you'll have
an avalanche of nuggets.

661
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,743
Take a pickax
and you'll find pure gold.

662
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,417
Like I found on that chair.
I had it tested.

663
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,289
Pure gold.

664
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,871
Gold.

665
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:12,920
I've said there's gold here
for 15 years but nobody...

666
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,432
Nobody believed me.

667
01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:35,908
Seems we've lost our horses.

668
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:52,338
You're the linguist, Sergeant.
It's all yours.

669
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:56,129
- I'll try
- Don't overdo it.

670
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:24,124
I'll trade a wide tract of grazing land
with plenty of good water and buffalo

671
01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:26,334
in exchange for

672
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,754
this useless piece of sand and rock.

673
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:35,215
And to show that I mean business
I'll even sign a treaty.

674
01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:49,354
- What did he say?
- He'll only deal with the colonel.

675
01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:51,939
The one who just came to the fort.

676
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,904
Not with a son of like you.

677
01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:58,483
- That screws us.
- That depends.

678
01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:02,529
Ask him if he ever met the colonel.

679
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:12,126
He says
he knows him only by reputation.

680
01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:17,593
Then tell him the colonel
will be delighted to shake his hand

681
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,842
and strike a bargain.

682
01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:25,393
- But Colonel Pembroke...
- Is enjoying our fort's hospitality.

683
01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:37,697
You're only hanging the two of us?

684
01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,488
Get 90mg-

685
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,237
Come on.

686
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,829
This way.

687
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:48,536
I think he's fine.

688
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,370
Just fine.

689
01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:12,224
This way, Colonel.

690
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,653
Get moving. On the double.

691
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:21,362
- Come on.
- Colonel Pembroke, sir.

692
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,239
My fellow officers and I hope

693
01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:27,618
you'll accept
our fort's humble hospitality.

694
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:31,747
Miss Pembroke, you come to us
like a desert flower.

695
01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:35,250
- How charming.
- Not at all, Miss Pembroke.

696
01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:40,802
- I hope you won't pick my petals.
- They must be plucked, not picked.

697
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,180
May I accompany you to the table?

698
01:16:56,862 --> 01:17:01,447
Remember when Indians surrounded us
in the Black Mountains?

699
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:05,573
A bedraggled squad of cavalry
trapped on a hilltop

700
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:08,246
encircled by a swarm of Indians.

701
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:10,619
I was a mere lieutenant.

702
01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:13,038
And you, Colonel.

703
01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:15,916
Were you a major or a captain?

704
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,837
I was a general.

705
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:28,137
I never met a funnier man
than your father.

706
01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:30,389
Yes. Me neither.

707
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:39,568
Seeing there was no way out
the colonel said, "Dismount.

708
01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:44,274
We shall stand and die together."
It was a massacre.

709
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,867
Oh, you mean they got us?

710
01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:53,241
- I'll get you if you bail on us.
- What should I do?

711
01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:57,545
- Tomorrow you talk to an old Indian.
- About the 300,000?

712
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,872
- Trifles!
- What trifles?

713
01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:02,959
Your father asked
why I wasn't decorated

714
01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:05,466
for that day's deeds.

715
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,890
As I told him,
the joy of serving my country

716
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,718
has been satisfaction enough.

717
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,731
We are not ordinary people.

718
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:22,353
We are Americans.

719
01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:25,314
Shit!

720
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:29,869
- No fun playing alone, is it?
- I need a queen, I got a jack.

721
01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:35,367
- Turn it into a queen.
- Gone crazy or were you born that way?

722
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:43,712
Let me see it.

723
01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:46,343
- What?
- Let me see it.

724
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:17,916
Jack.

725
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,582
Queen.

726
01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:29,587
- See? Easy.
- If I could do that at a poker game!

727
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:34,096
You can do better than that.
Watch this.

728
01:19:37,815 --> 01:19:39,305
Now...

729
01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:00,580
One,

730
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,207
two,

731
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,913
three.

732
01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:08,213
- Kids' stuff.
- Let me try.

733
01:20:29,533 --> 01:20:32,616
I get it.
The trick is to open the cards.

734
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:35,490
The trick is to get the door open.

735
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,712
There it is. Yeah!

736
01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:49,167
You got bad cavities.
Shut your mouth or I'll fill them.

737
01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:53,846
I can shut you up and open the lock
with one shot. The keys!

738
01:21:37,184 --> 01:21:38,674
Halt!

739
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:43,053
Left face!

740
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:50,769
Attention!

741
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:07,333
- Where do you come from?
- El Paso.

742
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:37,025
- Don't we know each other?
- I don't think so, sir.

743
01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:40,153
- I'm from a different place.
- What kind of place?

744
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:43,201
A place where men are men, sir.

745
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:48,377
I'll teach all of you
what a real man is.

746
01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:50,629
That's my job here.

747
01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:56,089
I'm gonna hit this fella
and he's goanna smile and say,

748
01:22:56,305 --> 01:23:00,094
"I didn't feel it,
I'm a soldier of the 5th Cavalry."

749
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,676
- Let's try.
- As you wish, sir.

750
01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,385
- Did it hurt?
- No, sir.

751
01:23:04,605 --> 01:23:07,973
- Why not?
- I'm a soldier of the 5th Cavalry.

752
01:23:13,906 --> 01:23:15,317
- Did it hurt?
- No, sir.

753
01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:18,775
- Why not?
- I'm a soldier of the 5th Cavalry.

754
01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:23,826
- Did it hurt?
- No. It wasn't my foot, it was his.

755
01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:27,866
Silence!

756
01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,579
Left...

757
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:34,999
face!

758
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:40,304
To the quartermaster's store.
Forward...

759
01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,381
march!

760
01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:59,399
Hey, you!

761
01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:01,275
Stop!

762
01:24:01,495 --> 01:24:02,985
Stop him.

763
01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:04,661
I know him.

764
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:06,576
He's crazy.

765
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:09,284
Grab him!

766
01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:14,626
That guy insulted our major.

767
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,046
- Come down here.
- No. I wanna be free.

768
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:57,540
Listen.

769
01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:01,928
- Come down here.
- I'm afraid you're gonna beat me.

770
01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:04,797
Go back to your cell.

771
01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:09,727
- The major doesn't like escapees.
- No. I don't care about the Cavalry.

772
01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:15,892
- Saw down that pole.
- Sergeant! What are you doing?

773
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:21,814
No. Stop it.
Make them stop, Sergeant.

774
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:27,366
- Make them stop, Sergeant! Sergeant!
- Are you goanna come down, then?

775
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,530
Yes, sir.

776
01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:39,089
No. No, Sergeant.
I wanna be free like a buzzard.

777
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,802
- I want to be free!
- He's crazy! Saw it down.

778
01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:49,467
Make them stop, Sergeant.
That's dangerous. I wanna live.

779
01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,887
I wanna live.
No. Don't. No. No.

780
01:25:53,273 --> 01:25:55,139
No!

781
01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:00,356
Get him out of that wagon.

782
01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:07,568
Open wide.

783
01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:18,128
And now?

784
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:22,879
Now it's solitary confinement for you.

785
01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:28,093
You! Bring me the keys.

786
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:31,217
- Back inside?
- Sir.

787
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:33,724
Give them a hand.

788
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,857
Come on.

789
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,448
Look at the sun, Sergeant.

790
01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,034
Bye bye!

791
01:26:59,715 --> 01:27:01,422
Shoot him down!

792
01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:18,226
Shut the doors!

793
01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:33,783
Stop, you fool.

794
01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:36,907
That cannon's loaded.

795
01:27:40,714 --> 01:27:45,925
Don't shoot, you stupid...
It's pointing at the ammunition wagon.

796
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:53,470
- What do you want?
- I forgot my hat.

797
01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:56,389
If you don't mind, Sergeant.

798
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:08,322
I'm afraid I have a very bad habit.

799
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:12,068
Pass the hat round, Sergeant.

800
01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:13,944
Come on.

801
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:20,410
Whatever you can afford, boys.
Put it in the hat.

802
01:28:20,670 --> 01:28:22,160
Come on.

803
01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:25,669
- Come on, men.
- Thanks.

804
01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:28,133
Hurry up, Sergeant.

805
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,011
Hey, you.

806
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,552
MY gun.

807
01:28:35,393 --> 01:28:37,304
Take it to him.

808
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:44,521
- Give, men.
- Thanks. Hurry up. Not too tight.

809
01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:46,393
Thanks.

810
01:28:47,948 --> 01:28:49,985
Thank you.

811
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:53,943
You're doing fine, Sergeant.
Your turn now.

812
01:28:56,873 --> 01:28:58,363
Thanks.

813
01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:05,954
Careful with that cigar.

814
01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:16,015
Don't forget,
you're a soldier of the 5th Cavalry.

815
01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:23,146
Whoa! Take over, Major.

816
01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,826
- The stupid Indians are falling for it.
- Sergeant.

817
01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:47,879
You let that madman get away
with horses and a cannon.

818
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:49,877
Who's stupid?

819
01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:55,012
Colonel.
I think we should take positions.

820
01:29:56,057 --> 01:30:00,016
Don't try anything
or I'll send the sergeant to the fort

821
01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:03,437
and he'll do awful things
to your daughter.

822
01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:05,889
- Yeah, you told me.
- Right.

823
01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:09,192
Look happy.
You only have to sign your name.

824
01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:14,023
It'd be easier if I had to kill
20 of your men with my left hand.

825
01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,412
I can't write.

826
01:30:45,857 --> 01:30:49,725
Is this the Indian?
But this old man knows me well.

827
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:52,653
He's known me since I was a kid.

828
01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:57,741
- You've grown up. You have a beard.
- He sees beyond the mountains.

829
01:30:57,953 --> 01:31:00,445
He's probably recognized me.

830
01:31:15,762 --> 01:31:18,595
- The chief says...
- I'm not deaf.

831
01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:22,550
- You can understand him? How?
- I'm a lip-reader.

832
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:35,313
- The chief says...
- I'm not deaf.

833
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:39,776
- I'm not either. What did he say?
- He's willing to sign.

834
01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:43,204
If Colonel Pembroke's here
to witness.

835
01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:45,743
Okay, I'll watch you sign.

836
01:31:47,836 --> 01:31:49,873
Let's get on with it.

837
01:31:56,094 --> 01:32:00,964
- Everything all set here?
- All ready. You just need to sign.

838
01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:31,418
What's he want? A little extra bonus?
A bottle of whiskey?

839
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:36,711
- You better tell him, Sergeant.
- No, you better tell him, Colonel.

840
01:32:36,926 --> 01:32:40,009
The chief is satisfied with the treaty

841
01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:45,091
but asks why you're giving them
this land full of water and buffalo

842
01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:49,269
for a hole in the rock
full of nothing but fool's gold.

843
01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:56,142
Fool's gold?

844
01:32:57,947 --> 01:33:02,657
Sure, it's gold. But what the hell?
Anybody can buy gold dust.

845
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:08,205
Joe Thanks was the other partner.
The one you sent the boys looking for.

846
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:11,954
All the time
he was locked up in the next room.

847
01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:16,004
- I can't figure out why he did it.
- I'll tell you.

848
01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:21,382
He was in cahoots with the old Indian,
cheating me out of that territory.

849
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,837
To succeed he had to use you.

850
01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:28,517
To force me to present you in public
as Colonel Pembroke.

851
01:33:29,896 --> 01:33:34,606
The 300,000 greenies were an excuse
to get you working for him.

852
01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:38,227
He just wanted
the Indians to get the land back.

853
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:43,908
Indians! You're right!
That fella has a thing about Indians.

854
01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:47,737
He was in cahoots
with that decrepit redskin.

855
01:33:48,123 --> 01:33:51,616
That's why he got me into this mess.
To screw me.

856
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:54,242
Now you're goanna screw him.

857
01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:56,495
Yeah. All right.

858
01:33:56,714 --> 01:34:00,332
Major, Joe may have scr...
done us wrong

859
01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:03,882
but Bill wouldn't double-cross
a friend.

860
01:34:04,097 --> 01:34:07,635
- He'd prefer to hang?
- Bill has Indian blood.

861
01:34:07,851 --> 01:34:12,846
Indians don't even double-cross
people who double-cross them.

862
01:34:13,064 --> 01:34:16,602
Indians, no. Me, yes.
I'll double-cross anyone.

863
01:34:16,818 --> 01:34:20,812
- You, my ma, my pa.
- Don't let them drag you down!

864
01:34:21,030 --> 01:34:25,069
If Joe did what he did,
he must have had a good reason.

865
01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:29,620
I got 1,000 good reasons
to give him right back what I got.

866
01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:34,454
Genius!
I'll show that son of!

867
01:34:34,836 --> 01:34:37,749
Now you're talking
like I like to hear.

868
01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:45,879
- When do you want me to betray?
- The $300,000 is to be split.

869
01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:50,807
All we have to do is follow
your friend's plan to the letter.

870
01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:53,932
But with one tiny variation.

871
01:34:59,068 --> 01:35:01,184
Ah, Colonel Pembroke, sir.

872
01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:06,865
I hereby consign to you $300,000
to be returned to the U.S. Government.

873
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:11,324
Colonel, may I have
your signature, please?

874
01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,996
It's time to make your mark.
Captain.

875
01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:20,250
- Major.
- The escort is assembled?

876
01:35:20,465 --> 01:35:25,631
- Yes, Major. Assembled and waiting.
- The coach will be leaving shortly.

877
01:35:25,845 --> 01:35:29,964
The sooner it's underway,
the less chance it'll get lost.

878
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:35,344
Thank you. Thank you, Colonel.

879
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:38,017
Escort!

880
01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:39,723
Attention!

881
01:35:42,028 --> 01:35:46,113
Will you allow me to escort you
as far as Albuquerque?

882
01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:48,440
- And if I don't?
- Very kind.

883
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,822
- May I assist you?
- Thank you.

884
01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:01,169
Here's the variation I told you about.

885
01:36:02,632 --> 01:36:04,873
When he holds up the coach

886
01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:09,302
he's not goanna get the money.

887
01:36:09,514 --> 01:36:15,260
Excuse me, my dear, would you mind
showing a little surprise to your papa?

888
01:36:20,942 --> 01:36:22,808
He is going to...

889
01:36:23,736 --> 01:36:25,773
get this.

890
01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:31,025
I'd like to see Joe's face.

891
01:36:31,244 --> 01:36:34,032
I'd really like to see his face.

892
01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:40,621
Yes. You'll see it.
You'll be there when he opens it.

893
01:37:27,467 --> 01:37:28,957
Stop!

894
01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:34,216
He's riding slap bang into it.

895
01:37:35,892 --> 01:37:37,428
Stop!

896
01:37:39,228 --> 01:37:41,686
Stop! They wanna kill...

897
01:37:44,192 --> 01:37:46,229
Colonel Pembroke!

898
01:37:47,111 --> 01:37:50,069
They wanna kill Colonel Pembroke!

899
01:37:50,490 --> 01:37:54,529
- Not a man in black on a black horse?
- No.

900
01:37:55,328 --> 01:37:58,571
I see a man in white on a white horse.

901
01:37:58,956 --> 01:38:01,243
- But it comes to the same.
- It's Joe!

902
01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:06,837
They wanna kill Colonel Pembroke.
They wanna kill Colonel Pembroke.

903
01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:15,011
- They want Colonel Pembroke's life.
- Who? Who?

904
01:38:15,223 --> 01:38:17,260
Who wants to kill me?

905
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,136
I do.

906
01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:25,313
Major, order your men
to drop their guns over there.

907
01:38:26,609 --> 01:38:29,567
He's an assassin.
Do what he says.

908
01:38:31,155 --> 01:38:33,192
Out of the way.

909
01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:36,149
I will give that order.

910
01:38:42,917 --> 01:38:45,750
Our colonel's life is at stake.

911
01:38:46,337 --> 01:38:48,453
Do what this man says.

912
01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:52,086
Escort! Throw down your guns.
Over there.

913
01:38:52,468 --> 01:38:54,505
Escort! Follow me!

914
01:39:03,896 --> 01:39:06,513
Mind handing me that box of money?

915
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,688
Major!
I order you to give him that box.

916
01:39:13,573 --> 01:39:15,234
Very well, Colonel.

917
01:39:16,784 --> 01:39:18,274
Excuse me.

918
01:39:26,669 --> 01:39:27,750
Thanks.

919
01:39:29,714 --> 01:39:31,204
Thanks.

920
01:39:58,618 --> 01:40:01,952
I never saw
a prettier army officer's daughter.

921
01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:06,911
Thank you.
But please... don't hurt my father.

922
01:40:07,668 --> 01:40:09,875
Then I'll take you as a hostage.

923
01:40:15,051 --> 01:40:16,883
Come on, Major.

924
01:40:17,094 --> 01:40:21,008
I think you're a little confused.
I'm only a major.

925
01:40:21,224 --> 01:40:23,591
He's a... He's a colonel.

926
01:40:23,768 --> 01:40:26,135
We got a long trip. Move!

927
01:40:35,571 --> 01:40:37,858
So long, Colonel. Miss.

928
01:40:58,511 --> 01:41:01,378
Hurry up!
Save the major! Get moving!

929
01:41:01,597 --> 01:41:04,555
Hurry up! Everybody this way!
Come on!

930
01:41:04,767 --> 01:41:07,509
And if you can't save Major Cabot,

931
01:41:07,728 --> 01:41:09,969
at least save the money!

932
01:41:10,773 --> 01:41:13,515
What am I supposed to do now,
Colonel?

933
01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:22,232
- Stay put and guard the pass.
- Yes, sir, Colonel.

934
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:28,659
Now you realize
who the real genius turns out to be.

935
01:41:59,655 --> 01:42:01,441
Surprised?

936
01:42:01,657 --> 01:42:04,524
Your partner double-crossed you.

937
01:42:04,910 --> 01:42:07,493
He and I planned this together.

938
01:42:08,581 --> 01:42:12,370
Here's Jelly Roll and his boys
to settle accounts.

939
01:42:12,585 --> 01:42:13,996
Where's the money?

940
01:42:14,378 --> 01:42:17,587
It's quite safe.
On the stagecoach.

941
01:42:18,215 --> 01:42:20,252
Safe? With Steam Engine?

942
01:42:31,854 --> 01:42:34,471
Don't shoot! It's Major Cabot!

943
01:43:49,849 --> 01:43:52,056
He's gaining!

944
01:44:06,907 --> 01:44:09,649
I found his driver's gun.

945
01:44:27,720 --> 01:44:31,258
- I don't see him any longer.
- We made it!

946
01:44:36,729 --> 01:44:39,767
- Are you hurt?
- No. He hit the shaft.

947
01:44:39,982 --> 01:44:42,690
Give me the chest. The chest!

948
01:45:00,252 --> 01:45:04,371
- What are you goanna do?
- Get off this merry-go-round.

949
01:45:04,590 --> 01:45:07,378
And put the money where it's safe.

950
01:45:07,593 --> 01:45:10,756
See you
in St. Louis, Missouri, honey.

951
01:45:57,393 --> 01:45:58,883
Joe!

952
01:46:29,758 --> 01:46:31,920
Faster, damn you!

953
01:49:11,712 --> 01:49:14,374
Hey! You got just what I want.

954
01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:21,710
Now.

955
01:50:08,727 --> 01:50:11,845
- Where's she going? Stop her.
- Hold her.

956
01:50:12,106 --> 01:50:14,347
Oh, please! Please, mister.

957
01:50:14,566 --> 01:50:17,729
- Now!
- Let me go. Let me go, I tell you!

958
01:50:33,502 --> 01:50:35,288
Blast!

959
01:50:39,716 --> 01:50:42,799
Don't. There's goanna be an explosion.

960
01:50:47,724 --> 01:50:49,340
Stop it!

961
01:50:50,060 --> 01:50:51,550
Stop!

962
01:50:51,770 --> 01:50:53,977
There's two men down there!

963
01:52:18,815 --> 01:52:21,978
$300,000

964
01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:25,107
gone up in smoke!

965
01:53:35,809 --> 01:53:37,720
Come on, you dope.

966
01:53:41,064 --> 01:53:43,146
Joe! Bill!

967
01:53:54,244 --> 01:53:56,702
- Bill, are you okay?
- No.

968
01:53:57,497 --> 01:54:00,615
- What's the matter? You hurt?
- Yes.

969
01:54:01,084 --> 01:54:02,950
- Where?
- Here.

970
01:54:03,170 --> 01:54:05,958
I wanna know something right now.

971
01:54:06,173 --> 01:54:10,633
- What the hell's going on?
- It's working out like we planned.

972
01:54:10,886 --> 01:54:14,004
Hey!
Is this the head pay office?

973
01:54:14,222 --> 01:54:17,214
Sure. This is it.
Get in line, boys.

974
01:54:21,313 --> 01:54:25,602
- Come on, boys.
- There's something for everybody.

975
01:54:27,861 --> 01:54:30,148
- Come on.
- Hey, mister.

976
01:54:30,364 --> 01:54:34,278
Thanks for giving us the job
Of blasting that rock.

977
01:54:34,493 --> 01:54:37,702
- I hope it suited you.
- You did a good job.

978
01:54:37,913 --> 01:54:42,953
- Almost smothered us to death though.
- Beautiful piece of work, Joe.

979
01:54:43,168 --> 01:54:46,206
Don't thank me.
The credit goes to my partner.

980
01:54:46,421 --> 01:54:48,037
Thanks, boys.

981
01:54:48,799 --> 01:54:51,382
- That's it. Thanks.
- Thank you.

982
01:54:52,594 --> 01:54:54,926
There you are, Jelly Roll.

983
01:55:31,007 --> 01:55:34,216
So I've been crossed
but not double-crossed.

984
01:55:34,428 --> 01:55:36,260
That's about it.

985
01:56:44,122 --> 01:56:46,363
There are times in life

986
01:56:46,583 --> 01:56:51,077
when you think money's
the most important thing there is.

987
01:56:51,713 --> 01:56:55,627
But once you get it
maybe you wish you hadn't.

988
01:57:23,286 --> 01:57:26,779
- Where are you going with the money?
- Hush, now.

989
01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:32,034
Remember?

990
01:57:32,254 --> 01:57:35,792
A ray of the dying sun
Touches the mountains.

991
01:57:36,007 --> 01:57:38,044
They seem bathed in blood.

992
01:57:38,260 --> 01:57:43,096
The peaks throw long shadows
Down to the bottomless valley.

993
01:57:43,306 --> 01:57:46,924
In the blue sky a hawk glides,
wide and easy.

994
01:57:48,061 --> 01:57:50,928
- Wings cleaving the air?
- Yeah.

995
01:58:01,324 --> 01:58:03,361
Not that horse again.

996
01:59:00,884 --> 01:59:03,626
Here's the money, Grandpa.

997
01:59:20,153 --> 01:59:22,770
Why are they dressed like this?

998
01:59:24,199 --> 01:59:26,941
Isn't that the way you wanted it?

999
01:59:35,460 --> 01:59:38,998
- Goodbye, Joe.
- Why? Where are we going?

1000
01:59:41,341 --> 01:59:44,299
Now you know why I'm going with him.

1001
01:59:48,014 --> 01:59:50,005
Gonna screw America.

1002
02:00:24,592 --> 02:00:26,629
Bringing Grandpa too?

1003
02:00:28,430 --> 02:00:31,388
He stays. He represents the past.

1004
02:00:32,642 --> 02:00:35,885
The son of a bitch
had it all figured out.

 
 
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