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Not sleeping well?
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No.
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Hard time dealing
with reality?
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Always.
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Feel the world is against you?
That nobody understands you?
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Uh-huh.
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Spending a good part
of your time daydreaming?
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Rescue fantasies
and the like?
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Hmm?
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Like you save the day or
save a girl from some threat or villain...
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...which you can easily overcome.
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Frequently.
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Say, a few times a day?
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That's about right, doc.
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Very good.
Let's take a look inside.
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Can you take your hat off, please,
and turn sideways?
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Okay, it looks like about 70 percent
of your brain, this whole region here...
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...is concerned
pretty much exclusively with sex.
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You're using about 20 percent
of what remains...
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...on your desire for
power and money.
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This small section here
is used to deal with bodily functions...
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...and also manage your affairs.
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Affairs?
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Like balancing your checkbook,
mortgage, et cetera.
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Right, right. I get it.
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Wait. I'm looking closer.
I'm seeing an additional area.
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An active one, and this is usually
the area devoted to close relationships.
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I'm noticing an older woman.
Very old.
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My grandma.
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Right. And a young man.
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That's Kirby, my best pal.
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Hey, batter, batter, batter.
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And a young woman?
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Charles.
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- My sister.
- I see.
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And what is all this?
What are all these shoes?
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I was trying to block that out.
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Well, who do they belong to?
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Ivana.
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Why are the shoes
all over the floor?
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She threw them there.
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Well, I understand, but why?
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Because, uh...
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...she was leaving me.
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I'm still in love with her.
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I can't do this anymore!
I can't believe this is how you treat me!
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You know that's the drawer
where I keep all my pictures.
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That's the drawer
where we keep pictures of us.
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I don't want to be in the same
fucking drawer as them.
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I'm sorry, Ivana.
Can you just believe that I love...?
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Oh, fuck. Typical shit.
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Fuck.
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Mother of Christ.
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Fuck.
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Come on.
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Fuck.
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I can not love as I have
loved and yet I know not why.
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Is the one great woe of life
to feel all feeling die?
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He would have loved this.
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Charlie?
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You were great, Penny.
Smart with a cute accent.
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You're all pants and no trousers.
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I loved it when you said that.
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- And me?
- You were a pain in the ass.
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But it was worth it.
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- Magnificent.
- Naughty boy.
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You deserve to have your
heart broken by her.
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Is that so?
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How did it look?
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Great man, just great.
I didn't know you could dance like that.
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- Was Ivana here? Did she see?
- She's here. She was very impressed.
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Was she sad?
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- Devastated. Definitely.
- Good.
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- He's just trying to get my attention.
- Ignore him.
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He's a total asshole. This whole dying
fantasy thing is ridiculous.
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He used to be so sweet.
And charming.
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Go ahead and unplug it.
I don't want to live.
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I don't think I have the ability
to fall in love again.
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To tell all my old stories.
And spend the time caring.
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I guess I'm just
gonna end up alone.
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You gotta let your
uncle rest, honey.
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What did the doctor say
about my experience?
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He said death fantasies
were pretty normal.
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- This was not a fantasy.
- Take these pills.
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It'll bring your blood
pressure down.
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Ivana didn't call, did she?
Forget it. I keep going over it and over it.
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- My brain is so tired.
- Look. This came from work.
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- Maybe that will get you out of your funk.
- I can't deal with this right now.
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I do hope you're gonna do the cover
to my novel when you're feeling better.
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- Of course I will.
- But I don't want any bosomed women.
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No? Why not?
What's it about?
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- It's about my life, you idiot.
- Am I in it?
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Maybe.
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Tell me. Be honest.
You didn't like her, did you?
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There are many things I liked about her.
She had a big personality, a charisma.
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- She was a bitch.
- She was not good for you.
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- But it was worth it.
- Really?
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You don't think so? Yeah, you're right.
But how could I resist her?
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Why? Because she was young
and she had perfect tits?
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That is a sign of health. it has been
scientifically proven that...
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- You're working yourself up.
- I didn't make this stuff up.
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- Maybe you want what you can't have.
- And you want what you have?
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I don't have to be here.
I have crud I'm trying to deal with.
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You're right, you're right.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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The doctor said you need to relax.
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Until we get these tests we don't really
know what we're dealing with.
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My chest hurts, it's hard to breathe,
my left arm tingles.
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Isn't that all a bad sign?
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You're fine. They're gonna patch you up.
You could take a break. Go to Mexico.
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Oh, fuck Mexico. The beds are hard.
The toilet paper's hard. It's such a hassle.
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Guess what. My dentist tells me
I'm getting a periodontal...
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- This is a classic mid-life crisis.
- Oh, come on, not from you.
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I'm gonna give you
the number of my therapist.
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Hey, I don't need some guy in wingtips
to tell me that I'm suffering.
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Ah, she hates me.
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She doesn't hate you. She probably
just doesn't have time for your bullshit.
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And what is the matter
with my bullshit?
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And the winner is...
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...Charles Swan III.
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Mr. Swan won this evening
in the category of Best Kisser.
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He was a nominee...
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I'd like to thank the Academy of Sexy
Women for honoring me with this award.
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I'm deeply moved to be recognized
by this extraordinary group of women.
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You know, sometimes when I'd be
laying out a line of bullshit...
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...I didn't think anybody
was paying much attention.
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It should've been
the Biggest Asshole award.
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You're telling me.
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This recognition.
It's personally very gratifying.
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I don't know what else to say
except thank you.
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Thank you, Charlie!
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- Hey. Am I glad to see you.
- Hey, you look great.
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I thought you were gonna be pale white
with drool and a paralyzed claw hand.
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Talking out of the
side of your mouth.
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- I didn't think you were gonna make it.
- Oh, thanks.
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I'm double-parked
in an ambulance zone.
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It shouldn't be a problem.
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It is really good to see you.
Thanks for coming by.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Of course, man. Anything.
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Do I have tits?
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Do you have tits? What are you
talking about? Of course not.
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She said I was getting tits.
Are you being honest?
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- Heh.
- I gotta get in shape, man.
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I'm so busted up.
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Oh, zing.
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Rewind. Did you guys break up?
What did you do?
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She didn't want to be in
the drawer with the other girls.
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Well, obviously.
I totally agree with that.
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I have no idea
what we're talking about.
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She found some old
stupid snapshots.
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Of your ex-girlfriends?
Oh, my God, man, that's beginner stuff.
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That's a dumb mistake.
Here's what we tell her. The photos...
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She refuses to talk to me.
I'm so mad. I just hate her.
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And then all of a sudden I'll remember
something that makes me love her again.
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You know, an image will flash
into my mind. Like Halloween.
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Right. I remember I was
Carmen Miranda.
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She was an Indian.
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Tell me everything. Favorite food. Color.
Where you grew up. First car.
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Pizza. Um, blue. Kansas City.
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- More.
- More?
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In high school
I went to the state finals.
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The only I was good at was running
and then I started smoking pot.
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- Heh, that's great. That's perfect.
- Ha, ha.
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Come on. Dig deeper. More.
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When I was 7 and my toothbrush
would get old and worn out...
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...I would make a little hole in the ground
and I would bury it behind my house.
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I've been dreaming about you
my whole life.
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Heh, I'm just a small town girl.
But you, you're the intriguing one.
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- Did you always do art as a kid?
- Well, I always liked to draw.
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My mom encouraged me.
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And then I started taking pictures.
I did an album cover for Kirby.
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And before I knew it, the thing just took off,
turned into a whole business.
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I thought I was going to do my paintings,
but I did advertising instead.
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Welcome to Swan Design.
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- Heh.
- This is where it all happens.
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That's Lance, this is Hicks.
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Come back here.
I want to show you where I work.
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Right this way.
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Wow!
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You're lucky.
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I'm still trying to figure out
what I want to do.
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- Is acting stupid?
- No, you should give it a shot.
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So did you always
know what you wanted to do?
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I've always been a daydreamer.
I know that much.
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Like when I was young,
say, on the bus...
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...I'd talk to myself in my head
and imagine all sorts of scenarios.
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Either with the girls in school
or whoever.
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So, what would you do?
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It would go something like this:
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You'd be there, and a bad guy would
burst in and try to take you away.
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Aah! Charlie!
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I would reach into my shoe...
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...and pull out a poison dart.
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Charlie, you in there?
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Yeah, what do you want?
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Marnie had a meeting set
with you 10 minutes ago.
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- Not now. I'm busy.
- Sorry.
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Charlie! Oh, my God. Charlie!
Charlie!
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And then one hit.
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Barn. And then I save you.
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Stay the fuck out.
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Heh, oh, my God.
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And that's
how the rescue fantasy goes.
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- Charlie. You're nuts.
- I know I am.
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You're nuts.
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00:20:23,404 --> 00:20:25,698
We've passed the deadline
for the pizza redo...
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00:20:25,865 --> 00:20:28,284
...and they're still not happy
with the cheese pool.
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00:20:28,909 --> 00:20:29,952
Fuck them.
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00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:33,122
Also we need to get started
on Kirby's cover soon.
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We really need an idea from you.
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00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:41,755
Ugh, I'm sorry I just don't...
I don't have any ideas just yet.
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00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:47,052
Well, what can I do to help?
Get a researcher? Dig up some scrap?
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Get one of the younger guys
to sketch something?
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No, no, no. Just give me some time.
I'll come up with something.
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I know you think the
new receptionist is foxy...
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...but Charlie, I have to be honest.
I don't think she's doing a very good job.
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00:21:07,946 --> 00:21:11,449
Well, let's not fire her just yet.
I say we give her a second chance.
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I know that you're thinking
something terrible.
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Just get your overactive imagination
working on Kirby's album cover, okay?
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00:21:19,248 --> 00:21:24,462
Well, I tried rope and twine
A corral of barbed wire
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But they kept on escapin'
So I built the fence higher
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00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:34,930
Why does love need a prison
To keep an object of desire?
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You know, there was also
the mattress thing.
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Huh?
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00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:44,773
She wanted me to get a new mattress
because I'd fucked other girls on it.
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00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:47,818
You know what? You guys deserve
each other. You're both crazy.
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That's what I told her.
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So how about my album cover?
Any ideas yet?
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I thought it was different with her.
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00:21:55,324 --> 00:21:59,954
I'm sorry, Kirb. I can't concentrate.
I think of her every three or four minutes.
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I hear you, man, but after some time
passes you'll start to forget.
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I'd kill to have someone
to be in love with.
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No, you don't.
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She was over it, but I wasn't.
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- I'm suffering, man.
- Sorry, brother.
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Then I started to get intuitions
that she was seeing another guy.
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Those are usually right.
You had no hard facts?
237
00:22:20,056 --> 00:22:23,893
There was this one suspicious scene
partner dude from her acting class.
238
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:26,353
Right. And all that late night
rehearsal bullshit.
239
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,356
You know, there is one way you can
find out, but you can't go back.
240
00:22:29,523 --> 00:22:32,067
- What's that?
- You bug her.
241
00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:33,694
- Huh?
- You plant a bug.
242
00:22:33,861 --> 00:22:36,447
What do you mean? Like tap her phone?
I can't do that.
243
00:22:36,697 --> 00:22:39,992
Not saying you should. Just saying
there's a guy in my studio, he did.
244
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,952
That's crazy. I could never do that.
That's beyond the pale.
245
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:44,287
I agree.
246
00:22:45,246 --> 00:22:47,206
- Find anything out?
- He got a divorce.
247
00:22:47,957 --> 00:22:49,041
I'm not surprised.
248
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,545
Let me ask you, Kirb.
Can you love someone...?
249
00:22:52,712 --> 00:22:54,505
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
250
00:22:56,632 --> 00:22:58,718
Sorry. Thought I heard something.
Never mind.
251
00:22:58,885 --> 00:23:00,052
Can you love someone what?
252
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,554
Can you love someone
and hate them too?
253
00:23:02,888 --> 00:23:05,682
You've heard about the battle
of the sexes, man. This is it.
254
00:23:06,808 --> 00:23:08,560
Look at that.
255
00:23:09,644 --> 00:23:11,938
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
256
00:23:14,149 --> 00:23:15,901
- Let's take a closer look.
- Mm-hm.
257
00:23:25,993 --> 00:23:29,747
- Is she looking at me or you?
- Howdy, ladies.
258
00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:33,334
I'd say we could both use a bath.
259
00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:38,713
Isn't that weird to get clean
in such dirty water?
260
00:23:46,262 --> 00:23:48,306
Go, go, go!
261
00:23:55,021 --> 00:23:56,522
God damn honey trap.
262
00:23:56,939 --> 00:23:58,524
Sleazy bitches.
263
00:24:00,025 --> 00:24:01,068
Here!
264
00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:05,781
- You hit?
- Unh.
265
00:24:05,948 --> 00:24:07,866
No, but I think I might have pulled
a muscle.
266
00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:09,785
- You got a gun?
- No, I thought you did.
267
00:24:09,952 --> 00:24:13,705
Shit. No gun. Guess we're
gonna have to lasso them.
268
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:20,044
Stupid lasso.
269
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:21,879
Fuck! We're outnumbered.
270
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:24,006
These women are really
on a Warpath.
271
00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:34,849
Well, partner, you can dig a hole
and crawl into it...
272
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,978
...or you can face them like a man.
273
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,272
Are you a man?
274
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,066
Of course I am.
275
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,235
Show me.
276
00:24:56,704 --> 00:25:00,165
Just aim and squeeze.
277
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,003
Ivana, can't we just talk?
278
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,008
No.
279
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:16,556
I'm hit.
280
00:25:17,765 --> 00:25:19,809
- Clean through the heart.
- Savages.
281
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,686
You got any whiskey?
282
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,817
Bite down on this.
283
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:32,696
All right, this is gonna hurt. Unh.
284
00:25:34,823 --> 00:25:37,659
Oh, God! Heh.
285
00:25:40,996 --> 00:25:43,457
- It shouldn't hurt that much.
- Well, it does.
286
00:25:43,707 --> 00:25:46,709
You can put your gown back on.
The doctor will bring the results.
287
00:25:53,007 --> 00:25:57,094
I'm sorry to bug you here, but I told
Izabelle that I needed to see you.
288
00:25:57,345 --> 00:25:58,763
Everything okay?
289
00:25:59,764 --> 00:26:01,057
Not really.
290
00:26:02,558 --> 00:26:06,311
All right, first I need to get you
to sign this extension.
291
00:26:09,939 --> 00:26:12,025
Okay, that bought you
a few more weeks.
292
00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:13,568
It's that bad?
293
00:26:13,818 --> 00:26:15,278
Uh,yeah.
294
00:26:17,989 --> 00:26:21,368
All right, now, um.
Basically running on fumes.
295
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:24,578
Now, you're feeling okay, right?
296
00:26:25,996 --> 00:26:30,084
I think so. They're running tests
on my heart. I got these pains, unh.
297
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,877
- Serious?
- Yeah.
298
00:26:32,127 --> 00:26:34,046
All right. I don't want
to bother you now...
299
00:26:34,213 --> 00:26:36,632
...but I've got some bills
that I need to review with you.
300
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:43,221
Okay, there's this one.
Samurai Helmet, 15,000 dollars.
301
00:26:43,554 --> 00:26:46,974
You can't afford that.
I'm gonna return it.
302
00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:49,852
But I have some work coming in.
303
00:26:50,228 --> 00:26:53,398
Maybe coming in.
You just don't have any money.
304
00:26:53,856 --> 00:26:55,608
Can we sell those
old coins I bought?
305
00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:58,611
We already did that.
306
00:26:59,861 --> 00:27:03,156
All right, there's another new one
that's, ahem...
307
00:27:05,951 --> 00:27:08,954
All right, ahem,
a tow truck company...
308
00:27:11,456 --> 00:27:14,626
...had to rent a crane, ahem...
309
00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:18,045
...to remove a car from
a record producer's swimming pool.
310
00:27:18,587 --> 00:27:20,005
What the fuck is that?
311
00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,967
Sorry. Can't we do one of those
insurance things with that?
312
00:27:24,135 --> 00:27:28,472
It's just not done, Charlie.
It's just not done.
313
00:27:30,099 --> 00:27:31,726
And after yesterday...
314
00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:36,146
...I'm thinking you're incredibly
irresponsible not to have a will.
315
00:27:36,312 --> 00:27:40,024
Hey, hey, it's, heh, not what I need
to hear right now.
316
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,320
You okay? You suddenly
seem a little tense.
317
00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,782
No. I'm a mess.
318
00:27:48,825 --> 00:27:50,660
Can we make this about me
for a second?
319
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:51,995
Well, of course.
320
00:28:02,838 --> 00:28:05,632
I spent the day
looking at shitty apartments.
321
00:28:07,593 --> 00:28:09,678
Things between me and Karen are...
322
00:28:11,847 --> 00:28:14,015
...kind of fucked.
323
00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:16,309
Hey, I'm so sorry.
324
00:28:19,812 --> 00:28:25,443
We've been together 22 years,
man, 22 years.
325
00:28:30,822 --> 00:28:33,742
I'm sorry to be acting like this.
326
00:28:33,992 --> 00:28:36,036
No, no. Hey, look,
why don't you, uh...?
327
00:28:36,369 --> 00:28:38,747
Why don't you stay at my place
while I'm still here?
328
00:28:38,914 --> 00:28:41,124
Lupe can make you some nice soup,
you can relax.
329
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:44,669
Thanks, Charlie.
I might just take you up on that.
330
00:28:52,510 --> 00:28:53,761
You've been good to me.
331
00:28:54,011 --> 00:28:55,930
I was gonna say the same thing.
332
00:29:09,108 --> 00:29:14,072
I think I heard she looks
something like this.
333
00:29:14,572 --> 00:29:16,241
No?
334
00:29:16,407 --> 00:29:18,243
Uncle Charlie,
what are you doing, heh?
335
00:29:18,409 --> 00:29:19,911
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
336
00:29:20,078 --> 00:29:22,747
- Are her boobs bigger?
- Please.
337
00:29:22,914 --> 00:29:23,957
No way.
338
00:29:24,123 --> 00:29:26,124
I heard from your morn
that when she picks you up...
339
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,252
...this is what she sees.
340
00:29:28,919 --> 00:29:30,337
No way.
341
00:29:30,504 --> 00:29:32,589
I'm back.
Music in the hospital is forbidden...
342
00:29:32,756 --> 00:29:35,425
- ...but I told them you needed it for work.
- Good thinking.
343
00:29:35,592 --> 00:29:37,094
All right, boys, here we go.
Set it up.
344
00:29:37,261 --> 00:29:41,431
Remember, two 500s, two hundreds,
two fifties, six twenties, and five of the rest.
345
00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:42,975
- I'm the top hat.
- I'm the dog.
346
00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:44,183
I want the dog.
347
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,935
We don't have time.
Guys, we gotta go.
348
00:29:46,102 --> 00:29:48,938
Come on. I'm not going to be
the policeman. Out in the hall.
349
00:29:49,105 --> 00:29:51,440
Hey, listen.
The doctor, who's very handsome...
350
00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:54,110
...he's gonna call me as soon as
he gets your results.
351
00:29:54,277 --> 00:29:56,445
I'm not worried.
I know you're gonna be fine.
352
00:29:59,282 --> 00:30:00,491
Thank you, Izabelle.
353
00:30:03,577 --> 00:30:07,080
I don't ever get to see you
and the kids as much.
354
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:12,460
Yeah. Me too.
355
00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:18,633
Hey, hey, listen. Saturday is
Granny's 95th birthday party.
356
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,260
If you die before she does
it will be pathetic.
357
00:30:21,427 --> 00:30:23,137
- Get your shit together.
- Heh.
358
00:30:23,971 --> 00:30:27,349
Hey, Iz. What did Geronimo say
when he jumped out of the airplane?
359
00:30:27,516 --> 00:30:29,101
Me!
360
00:30:56,753 --> 00:31:00,589
Charlie, we are all pulling
for you to recover quickly.
361
00:31:00,756 --> 00:31:03,508
But also we're needed you
and hoping you return soon.
362
00:31:04,343 --> 00:31:06,720
Just a few things.
For the Christmas party...
363
00:31:06,929 --> 00:31:10,140
...everyone's into the idea of formal 30's,
so it's going to be black tie.
364
00:31:10,682 --> 00:31:13,310
I'm thinking it's okay to spend
about 10 dollars each...
365
00:31:13,477 --> 00:31:16,312
...on gifts for the employee's kids.
Let me know if you disagree.
366
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:22,526
Saul said he already spoke with you,
but that he was serious about the will.
367
00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:28,074
Let me know if you need
any help with that. Best, Marnie.
368
00:31:35,330 --> 00:31:39,125
I, Charles Swan Ill, being of somewhat
sound mind and body...
369
00:31:39,292 --> 00:31:42,337
...do hereby make
my last will and testament.
370
00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:47,092
Coco, my toucan,
should go to the best possible zoo...
371
00:31:47,425 --> 00:31:51,221
...with an appropriate fund to care for her.
She must have the best.
372
00:31:51,929 --> 00:31:54,848
My Paddock 565
can be sold for this purpose.
373
00:31:55,557 --> 00:32:00,729
My personal effects, artwork, clothing,
are to be disbursed...
374
00:32:00,938 --> 00:32:04,608
...handled, executed, whatever,
by my sister Izabelle.
375
00:32:06,443 --> 00:32:12,031
I would also like that my sailboat
be repaired and donated...
376
00:32:13,449 --> 00:32:14,617
No.
377
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:20,081
No, it should be burnt
and sunk in the harbor.
378
00:32:27,755 --> 00:32:29,631
Hold on, heh.
379
00:32:31,341 --> 00:32:34,261
- Come on, sweetie. It's time to go.
- Come on, Charlie.
380
00:32:36,972 --> 00:32:39,975
- Ouch.
- Let's get you home, girlie.
381
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:41,450
You're a big fake liar. I know that
diaphragm wasn't there before.
382
00:33:41,991 --> 00:33:43,826
Well, whose diaphragm was it?
383
00:33:44,243 --> 00:33:47,497
Maybe Mabel's, or it could have
been that French gal from ages ago.
384
00:33:47,663 --> 00:33:49,749
Shit. I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
385
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:54,545
It's like she was already over it,
and then just waiting for me to fuck up.
386
00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:57,423
- And then poof.
- It just takes that one little extra push.
387
00:33:57,590 --> 00:34:00,217
- First they spot somebody else.
- Then they wait for you to fuck up.
388
00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:03,428
Then they split. Sharon did the same
goddamned thing to me. Remember?
389
00:34:03,595 --> 00:34:05,847
It's like she was
always trying to bust me.
390
00:34:06,014 --> 00:34:08,475
I've got a whole theory about that.
It's on my record.
391
00:34:09,184 --> 00:34:13,313
One moment I'd do anything to get
her back, and the next I just wanna...
392
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,483
I just wanna kick her.
I know that's not a classy thing to say...
393
00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:19,360
Want to hear my new bit? It's funny.
It talks about all this shit.
394
00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:20,694
Listen.
395
00:34:24,198 --> 00:34:25,908
You got anything for my cover yet?
396
00:34:26,075 --> 00:34:29,537
I got the old noodle working on it. Play it.
It'll help me get some ideas.
397
00:34:30,746 --> 00:34:33,082
Now, we've all heard a lot
about women's intuition.
398
00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:37,085
But what a lot of you don't know is that
there is an organization called the SSBB.
399
00:34:37,252 --> 00:34:39,045
The Secret Society of Ball Busters.
400
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,756
Don't fucking laugh, man.
401
00:34:41,965 --> 00:34:46,386
My old lady, who I just broke it off with,
happened to be a charter member.
402
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:49,389
Now, the problem is
they're sharing information.
403
00:34:49,973 --> 00:34:53,017
"Yes. I'd like to report a man
who's cheating on me. Yes.
404
00:34:53,184 --> 00:34:55,978
Curly hair, 5 foot 7.
Yes. He is Jewish.
405
00:34:56,186 --> 00:34:57,563
Oh, my God."
406
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,189
And it's like this.
407
00:34:59,356 --> 00:35:02,401
They have a network of surveillance gear
which they use...
408
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:05,237
...to bust the asses of the guys
that are on their shit list.
409
00:35:08,282 --> 00:35:09,575
What's going on?
410
00:35:10,534 --> 00:35:12,703
We're picking up a pattern
of indiscretions.
411
00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:14,662
Shit. Pull up the report.
412
00:35:16,455 --> 00:35:18,666
Not these two turkeys again.
What'd they do this time?
413
00:35:20,793 --> 00:35:25,006
- What the fuck are those assholes doing?
- I told you. They're dogs.
414
00:35:25,214 --> 00:35:26,799
I need visuals on five!
415
00:35:28,634 --> 00:35:30,344
- Zooming in.
- Tighter.
416
00:35:30,803 --> 00:35:32,345
Engage audio enhancement.
417
00:35:34,514 --> 00:35:36,766
Just pour your phone number
into my coffee.
418
00:35:37,142 --> 00:35:39,853
Look at me. Don't break eye contact.
It's bad luck.
419
00:35:40,437 --> 00:35:43,607
Well, if I can't get your phone number,
then you should take mine.
420
00:35:43,773 --> 00:35:45,859
- Go hot.
- Coordinates three-two-niner.
421
00:35:46,026 --> 00:35:49,654
- Prepare to fire.
- Roger. Standing by.
422
00:35:49,862 --> 00:35:52,448
And, fire.
423
00:35:53,699 --> 00:35:55,451
- What the fuck is this?
- Jesus.
424
00:35:56,785 --> 00:35:58,287
Get in here now! Move your asses!
425
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,459
Fuck!
426
00:36:05,628 --> 00:36:08,838
God. What the hell was that?
427
00:36:09,172 --> 00:36:11,883
That was pretty close.
428
00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:14,135
Those harpies can eat you alive.
429
00:36:14,969 --> 00:36:16,471
Who wants popcorn?
430
00:36:18,973 --> 00:36:21,726
They got away.
We have to scramble the chopper.
431
00:36:25,188 --> 00:36:28,232
Doesn't fit. They don't fit.
The bullets are too small.
432
00:36:28,398 --> 00:36:30,150
Do you think the guns are too big?
433
00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:32,444
Sorry I didn't sit by
and let them eat you for breakfast.
434
00:36:32,611 --> 00:36:34,071
Who are you?
435
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,822
I'm with Counter SSBB.
436
00:36:36,323 --> 00:36:38,951
You two were about to be terminated.
437
00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:40,786
Let's hit it.
438
00:36:44,122 --> 00:36:46,666
You ever notice how it's the dog
that cowers that gets smacked?
439
00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:50,253
The one that growls on its hind legs
can take a leak wherever it wants.
440
00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:52,838
- Right.
- So, what now?
441
00:36:57,677 --> 00:37:00,846
The next sound you hear
is gonna be the strafing of the .50 cals.
442
00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:03,515
Because they're coming after us.
443
00:37:03,974 --> 00:37:05,308
With the whirlybirds.
444
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:11,690
Damn it. They're good.
445
00:37:11,856 --> 00:37:14,693
Stop the vehicle or we will open fire.
446
00:37:14,859 --> 00:37:16,361
They're really goddamn good.
447
00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:21,740
I'm into it.
448
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,451
- Really? You like it?
- I love it.
449
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,788
Sorry to interrupt.
Hey, I'm a big fan by the way, Mr. Star.
450
00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,498
- Thanks, doc.
- Got my test results?
451
00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:32,543
- Should I split?
- No. Stay. Please. Great news.
452
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:36,880
The symptoms you've had can be a sign
of myocardial infarction, a heart attack.
453
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:40,717
However, you'll be happy to hear
that your chest pain's merely pyrosis.
454
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:44,137
- Heartburn.
- That was not heartburn.
455
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:47,390
The inflammation of the esophagus
can be very painful.
456
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,726
I'll give you a list of foods
to watch out for.
457
00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:53,021
And I've always found
that this works quite well.
458
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,983
Turns? That's it?
459
00:37:58,358 --> 00:38:00,068
Congratulations, Mr. Swan.
460
00:38:00,819 --> 00:38:03,405
How about my brain.
Did you run any tests on that?
461
00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:07,159
- So I'm okay to go?
- Hundred percent.
462
00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:09,453
Good luck. Keep an eye on the stress.
463
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,873
Hey, by the way,
I really dig that comedy bit.
464
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,667
- Thanks. Do you wanna hear the rest?
- In the car, Kirby.
465
00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:17,752
- Can you drop me home?
- Yeah. Yeah.
466
00:38:44,319 --> 00:38:47,739
Hey. Get some rest. Okay?
467
00:38:47,947 --> 00:38:49,449
Thanks, Kirb.
468
00:39:32,823 --> 00:39:35,075
What is your problem?
469
00:39:35,325 --> 00:39:41,164
It's easy. You take the pictures
and then you put them in the garbage can.
470
00:39:42,457 --> 00:39:44,709
I put them in the drawer
so you wouldn't see them.
471
00:39:44,918 --> 00:39:46,336
That's just crap from my past.
472
00:39:46,503 --> 00:39:48,754
What the fuck
you going through my stuff for?
473
00:39:48,963 --> 00:39:51,173
I was looking for the picture of us.
474
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:54,635
Come on. You know that's the drawer
where I keep all my pictures.
475
00:39:54,802 --> 00:39:58,347
I don't wanna be in the same fucking
drawer as them.
476
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:02,226
I'm sorry, Ivana.
477
00:40:03,561 --> 00:40:05,354
Can you just believe that I love you?
478
00:40:09,315 --> 00:40:11,985
How can I believe anything you say?
479
00:40:13,194 --> 00:40:15,738
What now?
The whole diaphragm thing?
480
00:40:16,531 --> 00:40:19,367
I thought I explained that.
I thought you forgave me.
481
00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:26,123
Tsk, I'm sorry, Ivana.
482
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,542
I really am.
483
00:41:04,409 --> 00:41:05,702
Sweetie?
484
00:41:07,704 --> 00:41:08,747
Hey.
485
00:41:14,711 --> 00:41:16,338
- Hey.
- Hmm.
486
00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:17,672
Jesus.
487
00:41:19,507 --> 00:41:21,842
- Saul?
- You're not in the hospital.
488
00:41:22,426 --> 00:41:24,637
Aw, shit. I forgot.
489
00:41:25,763 --> 00:41:29,517
- I'm sorry. I'll go.
- No, no, no. No. Stay.
490
00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:31,602
Go back to sleep.
491
00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:37,441
I can't sleep. I can't do anything.
492
00:41:38,816 --> 00:41:40,109
- I know.
- Heh.
493
00:41:43,029 --> 00:41:44,489
You Okay?
494
00:41:44,906 --> 00:41:46,074
Uh...
495
00:41:50,161 --> 00:41:51,746
I love my wife.
496
00:41:52,372 --> 00:41:53,831
But she's so heart...
497
00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:57,960
Hard, ahem, to live with.
498
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,130
She wants me out.
499
00:42:02,714 --> 00:42:05,592
She's decided. And that is the deal.
500
00:42:06,843 --> 00:42:10,472
Don't you think deep down
Karen wants it to work?
501
00:42:11,056 --> 00:42:13,850
You guys have been together forever.
And the kids.
502
00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:16,185
She's been unhappy.
503
00:42:17,645 --> 00:42:21,983
Kind of like she was just waiting.
504
00:42:22,483 --> 00:42:24,986
You know, waiting for the kids
to get a little older.
505
00:42:25,778 --> 00:42:29,490
Waiting for me to lose...
506
00:42:29,657 --> 00:42:35,328
...almost all desire for her,
whatsoever.
507
00:42:36,496 --> 00:42:38,206
Did she lose patience with you?
508
00:42:38,373 --> 00:42:40,750
Ivana started losing patience with me,
man.
509
00:42:41,668 --> 00:42:45,171
Oh, yeah. Exactly.
510
00:42:47,924 --> 00:42:49,884
That's the beginning of the end.
511
00:42:52,052 --> 00:42:54,513
I've been thinking about
the Greek Isles.
512
00:42:57,016 --> 00:43:00,352
There's so many beautiful girls there.
513
00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:06,275
I wanna be free.
514
00:43:09,444 --> 00:43:13,990
To lay whatever girl
who might be interested...
515
00:43:14,157 --> 00:43:17,869
...in a old balding
business manager.
516
00:43:18,369 --> 00:43:21,164
Do you ever stop wanting
the sexy young ones?
517
00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:25,960
Hmm.
518
00:43:26,878 --> 00:43:30,505
Desire is about as close to happiness
as I'm gonna get.
519
00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:38,821
Hello, my friend.
520
00:44:39,279 --> 00:44:42,949
Come with me
you pretty, pretty thing you.
521
00:44:44,033 --> 00:44:45,410
There you go.
522
00:46:09,448 --> 00:46:11,283
Beautiful bird, why aren't you eating?
523
00:46:26,464 --> 00:46:28,800
Hi, Stacey. It's Charlie. Charlie Swan.
524
00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:30,550
I heard that you called.
525
00:46:33,261 --> 00:46:35,847
Well, don't you think
she should call for herself?
526
00:46:37,182 --> 00:46:39,851
Right. Uh-huh.
527
00:46:40,393 --> 00:46:41,895
Well, I disagree with you.
528
00:46:42,896 --> 00:46:45,023
What the fuck, Stacey? This is crazy.
529
00:46:45,398 --> 00:46:47,818
She can't have her sister
do her dirty work for her.
530
00:46:48,235 --> 00:46:52,446
Tell her if she wants her fucking stuff to
get her fat ass over here and come get it.
531
00:46:55,908 --> 00:46:59,036
No. Well, yes, I'm angry.
532
00:46:59,829 --> 00:47:01,664
Only because I still love her.
533
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,627
Well, I can't accept that,
especially coming from you.
534
00:47:09,045 --> 00:47:12,799
You don't know what she put me through.
And I still love her.
535
00:47:15,426 --> 00:47:17,679
Look, Stace,
I'm sorry I got upset with you.
536
00:47:18,096 --> 00:47:20,807
You just have to understand
what I'm going through.
537
00:47:26,562 --> 00:47:28,355
Right. Right.
538
00:47:28,897 --> 00:47:31,692
Okay. Will you tell her
I'm still thinking about her?
539
00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:35,445
I don't know if she heard,
but I had a health issue with my heart.
540
00:47:35,946 --> 00:47:39,908
Yes, I'm serious. No, no, no. I'm fine.
I'm all better now.
541
00:47:40,492 --> 00:47:43,328
Maybe you could let her know
I'd like to tell her in person.
542
00:47:47,623 --> 00:47:49,625
Okay. Okay. I understand.
543
00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:52,920
But only if you let her know
I'm being cool about everything.
544
00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:57,133
Okay. When you wanna come by?
545
00:47:59,010 --> 00:48:00,469
Tomorrow is soon.
546
00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:05,515
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Her ski stuff's
here somewhere. Mm-hm.
547
00:48:06,433 --> 00:48:10,312
Wait. Are you telling me she wants
her ski stuff because she's going skiing?
548
00:48:10,979 --> 00:48:12,606
Well, what the fuck, Stacey?
549
00:48:12,772 --> 00:48:15,817
I can barely even shave in the morning
and she's going skiing.
550
00:48:16,985 --> 00:48:18,403
Who's she going with?
551
00:48:19,404 --> 00:48:23,324
Goddamn it, Stacy. Don't be evasive.
She's going with a guy. Isn't she?
552
00:48:24,450 --> 00:48:25,993
Oh, God.
553
00:48:27,661 --> 00:48:31,874
This is the worst phone conversation
I have ever had.
554
00:49:32,848 --> 00:49:39,396
Hey. Oh, no, barnacles.
I'm being attacked by barnacles.
555
00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:43,566
Happy birthday, Grandma.
I brought you flowers.
556
00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:46,277
- You look great for 95!
- Who are you?
557
00:49:47,654 --> 00:49:49,948
I'm Charlie. I'm your grandson.
558
00:49:50,490 --> 00:49:53,367
I'm Mary's son. Your daughter.
I'm her baby.
559
00:49:53,534 --> 00:49:54,827
You're her baby?
560
00:49:55,077 --> 00:49:58,580
You're Charlie. I know who you are.
You're not a baby.
561
00:49:58,747 --> 00:50:00,749
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.
562
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,209
- What?
- She's 95.
563
00:50:02,376 --> 00:50:04,169
I'm just joking, Grandma.
564
00:50:04,545 --> 00:50:06,505
Izabelle, are you married?
565
00:50:07,006 --> 00:50:12,969
Yes. Grandma, look.
I have three kids, a dog and a husband.
566
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,262
A dog?
567
00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:16,764
- She can't hear you.
- When are you getting married?
568
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:20,101
Don't give her a hard time.
- Grandma, damn it, I'm married.
569
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,438
You're never gonna believe this.
570
00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:25,732
Her sister calls,
tells me she's going skiing.
571
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:29,151
Got to be that actor from her class.
I never should have encouraged it.
572
00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:32,946
Let's not talk about her. It's over.
Face it. It's probably for the best.
573
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,115
- You never liked her.
- That's not true.
574
00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:38,160
She's beautiful. She's funny.
She's full of life.
575
00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:42,122
- I didn't think she was that great for you.
- What about that is not great for me?
576
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:47,126
- Know what? This whole thing's boring.
- Yes, it is. It's boring. Forget her.
577
00:50:47,293 --> 00:50:49,462
You're not the only person, Charles.
578
00:50:50,796 --> 00:50:56,552
- What's wrong with you?
- I'm in a bad mood. I'm sorry.
579
00:50:58,304 --> 00:51:00,890
Why are you wearing those glasses?
Did Martin hit you?
580
00:51:01,307 --> 00:51:03,392
- No.
- Because I'll kick his fucking ass.
581
00:51:03,934 --> 00:51:07,062
Martin did not harm me.
He's not capable of that.
582
00:51:08,104 --> 00:51:09,564
Tsk.
583
00:51:11,816 --> 00:51:13,568
Oh, Iz, what happened?
584
00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:28,123
"Dear Miss Swan, we regret to inform
you that the Orpheum Press...
585
00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:31,168
...is electing not to publish your
manuscript."
586
00:51:33,087 --> 00:51:35,089
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
587
00:51:36,006 --> 00:51:37,966
Sweetie, there are other publishers.
588
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,260
They're the one that I wanted.
589
00:51:41,844 --> 00:51:43,679
They published my last book.
590
00:51:43,930 --> 00:51:45,598
Oh, they're stupid.
591
00:51:47,016 --> 00:51:50,019
I am so... I'm so disappointed.
592
00:51:51,395 --> 00:51:54,649
Come here. It's okay.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
593
00:51:58,027 --> 00:51:59,695
I'll beat them up for you.
594
00:52:19,713 --> 00:52:23,008
Where?
Oh, where is my pizza?
595
00:52:23,801 --> 00:52:28,681
Where's my pizza?
I ordered it an hour ago
596
00:52:28,848 --> 00:52:29,974
Where's my pizza?
597
00:52:30,141 --> 00:52:31,767
Hey.
598
00:52:31,934 --> 00:52:34,520
Everybody,
in case you don't know this man...
599
00:52:34,687 --> 00:52:38,106
...this is Charles Swan Ill, the dude
who was going to do my album cover.
600
00:52:38,773 --> 00:52:39,941
Charles.
601
00:52:40,984 --> 00:52:42,402
I need your help, man.
602
00:52:45,697 --> 00:52:48,366
Charlie, listen to me.
I'm telling you this is a mistake.
603
00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:50,577
I know it is.
It's a mistake I'm gonna make.
604
00:52:50,743 --> 00:52:53,246
- You can't go back.
- I have to find out what's going on.
605
00:52:53,413 --> 00:52:55,706
- I'm spinning out, man.
- You don't listen.
606
00:52:56,039 --> 00:52:57,749
Sanchez, grab the case, man.
607
00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,459
You don't listen.
608
00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:04,423
What did you mean when you said
I wasn't going to do your album cover?
609
00:53:04,923 --> 00:53:07,593
The label wants to talk to other
designers. It's not what I wanted...
610
00:53:07,759 --> 00:53:10,304
- Oh, bullshit. Are you kidding me'?
- You missed the deadline.
611
00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:13,681
I've never made a deadline in my
whole life. What the fuck, Kirby?
612
00:53:13,848 --> 00:53:17,059
Don't say fuck to me and don't
give me shit about what I can't do.
613
00:53:17,226 --> 00:53:20,730
You're the one acting like a dipshit
this whole time. Fuck you.
614
00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,232
No. Fuck you.
Let me see the goddamn wire tap.
615
00:53:23,399 --> 00:53:25,902
Forget it. Sanchez, put it back.
No, actually, you know what?
616
00:53:26,319 --> 00:53:29,530
Lay it on him. Let the train wreck
leave the fucking station.
617
00:53:31,032 --> 00:53:32,949
Why is it so hard
to get a goddamn album cover?
618
00:53:33,116 --> 00:53:35,327
Going down the rabbit hole.
619
00:53:35,869 --> 00:53:39,915
Last time I used this it fucked me up
for four months, dude.
620
00:53:40,832 --> 00:53:41,875
All right.
621
00:53:42,626 --> 00:53:44,628
The antenna, you plug it in here.
622
00:53:44,961 --> 00:53:48,590
You keep it as high as you
can to get the best possible reception.
623
00:53:48,798 --> 00:53:50,382
This is a transmitter.
624
00:53:50,758 --> 00:53:54,178
- Gotta get it within earshot of the bitch.
- Don't call her a bitch.
625
00:53:54,345 --> 00:53:56,555
Oh, okay, whatever you say.
626
00:53:56,805 --> 00:54:00,351
Uh, this is a squelch. It'll give you
about 100 yards line of sight.
627
00:54:01,268 --> 00:54:05,564
Uh, um, now,
are you sure you want to do this?
628
00:54:10,526 --> 00:54:11,945
It's all yours.
629
00:54:48,521 --> 00:54:49,522
Lupe.
630
00:55:06,246 --> 00:55:11,209
No, no, no. Oh, God.
631
00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:13,545
Oh, God.
632
00:55:16,131 --> 00:55:18,300
Now I don't have anything.
633
00:56:02,674 --> 00:56:05,093
You dirty rat. Go ahead and try.
634
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:06,553
Leave a message at the tone, see?
635
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,639
Charlie, it is Marnie.
636
00:56:09,806 --> 00:56:11,308
I haven't heard back
from you all day.
637
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:15,479
Tonight is the Christmas party. Please
don't forget. Wear your tux. Goodbye.
638
00:56:18,606 --> 00:56:19,940
It's Stacey.
639
00:56:20,107 --> 00:56:22,651
I'm coming by to get Ivana's
ski stuff and shoes after work.
640
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:26,113
You can leave it by the garage door,
okay? Thanks, Charlie.
641
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:15,216
Alex, what is wrong with this picture?
642
00:58:16,384 --> 00:58:18,219
There you go. My man.
643
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,391
Here. Keep it.
644
00:58:26,393 --> 00:58:29,104
We're in this thing together, Alex,
you and me.
645
00:58:29,563 --> 00:58:33,525
You always take really good care of me.
I really appreciate it. Thank you.
646
01:00:46,735 --> 01:00:48,653
Hey. Hey.
647
01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:51,071
Hey. Hey, what are you doing?
648
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,115
Oh, hey.
649
01:00:54,158 --> 01:00:56,702
Oh, hey, stop, man! Stop!
650
01:00:58,245 --> 01:01:00,080
Hey, Bobby, get down here.
I need some help.
651
01:01:00,247 --> 01:01:02,291
This guy just busted the front door.
652
01:01:05,961 --> 01:01:07,171
Stop. Stop.
653
01:01:08,881 --> 01:01:09,964
Damn it.
654
01:01:15,053 --> 01:01:18,097
Hey, stop! Come back here.
655
01:01:19,932 --> 01:01:22,226
Hey! Hey!
656
01:01:27,731 --> 01:01:28,982
Whoa, whoa!
657
01:01:29,149 --> 01:01:30,525
What the fuck!
658
01:01:30,734 --> 01:01:33,111
Really? How about some of that?
659
01:01:35,781 --> 01:01:39,242
- Asshole.
- Taxi. Taxi. Taxi.
660
01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:41,620
Thank you.
661
01:01:45,499 --> 01:01:48,584
Hey, man.
Can I buy some drugs from you?
662
01:01:48,918 --> 01:01:51,379
You know where I can get some coke
or some grass?
663
01:01:51,545 --> 01:01:53,756
Heh,no.
664
01:01:53,923 --> 01:01:57,343
But I have a friend who sells caviar.
Beluga, from Russia.
665
01:01:57,510 --> 01:02:00,054
Perfect. Take me there. Yay!
666
01:02:07,644 --> 01:02:09,938
Eight hundred bucks? Wow.
667
01:02:10,772 --> 01:02:12,232
This shit better be good.
668
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,277
It's the best. Beluga from Caspian Sea.
I brought here myself.
669
01:02:16,611 --> 01:02:18,279
Only the best for me, right?
670
01:02:18,446 --> 01:02:20,281
- Heh.
- Only the best, heh.
671
01:02:20,907 --> 01:02:23,117
Hey, oh, here.
672
01:02:24,535 --> 01:02:25,786
Thank you.
673
01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:42,552
I want to get drunk.
674
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:47,682
You seem like you already are.
- Bullshit.
675
01:02:51,269 --> 01:02:52,311
Mm.
676
01:02:53,146 --> 01:02:54,480
Oh, yeah.
677
01:02:54,647 --> 01:02:56,774
Mm, mm.
678
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:58,317
Oh, yeah.
679
01:02:58,776 --> 01:03:01,236
- Heh, do you like it?
- Great.
680
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:05,490
Exactly. See, you get it.
681
01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:09,953
That's why I'm so mad at her.
She never gave me a chance to explain.
682
01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:13,790
Okay, yeah, yeah. Just keep going.
683
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,502
God, I'm an asshole.
684
01:03:21,338 --> 01:03:23,841
What I'm about to do
can never be forgiven.
685
01:03:25,509 --> 01:03:27,678
You're not going to hurt somebody?
686
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:29,513
Maybe somebody hurt me.
687
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:32,016
Did you think of that?
Maybe somebody hurt me.
688
01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,267
Get out of here!
689
01:03:33,851 --> 01:03:38,146
No, no, heh, ha, ha, look, look.
It's just a headphone.
690
01:03:38,354 --> 01:03:40,774
It's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.
691
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:44,110
Just keep going. Here. More vodka?
692
01:04:01,877 --> 01:04:05,422
Here's 100 bucks. I want you to wait
right here. I'll be right back.
693
01:04:05,881 --> 01:04:07,216
Here's more.
694
01:04:24,899 --> 01:04:27,235
Fuck. Prickle.
695
01:04:34,449 --> 01:04:36,868
...taught me about passion,
about truth.
696
01:04:37,702 --> 01:04:40,539
Thought I'd never be able to...
To feel again.
697
01:04:40,747 --> 01:04:42,415
Then you came into...
698
01:04:44,709 --> 01:04:49,046
And now that you're in my arms
I'm never gonna let you go.
699
01:04:59,765 --> 01:05:01,350
Do you see that?
700
01:05:02,977 --> 01:05:05,145
There's someone outside the...
701
01:05:06,647 --> 01:05:09,440
Outside the window, behind that tree.
702
01:05:10,775 --> 01:05:14,529
Oh, my God.
It's my ex-boyfriend behind that tree.
703
01:05:19,868 --> 01:05:20,910
Charlie?
704
01:05:21,744 --> 01:05:22,954
Who is this guy?
705
01:05:24,122 --> 01:05:27,374
- Who am I? Who are you?
- Stephen, go back inside.
706
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,251
So this is time alone?
707
01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:33,463
Act one, scene two.
We're rehearsing, you idiot.
708
01:05:33,672 --> 01:05:36,258
Buddy, she wants you to leave her alone.
We're working.
709
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,802
Are you asking me to kick your ass?
710
01:05:39,428 --> 01:05:41,305
- Oh, my God.
- I studied Wing Chun.
711
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,848
Shut up and just go inside.
712
01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:50,980
What are you doing here?
713
01:05:52,064 --> 01:05:53,691
Trying to find out the truth.
714
01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:56,986
And now I know.
You're going skiing with him.
715
01:05:57,153 --> 01:06:00,448
Are you drunk?
What's with the headphones?
716
01:06:01,073 --> 01:06:02,824
You loved me in the beginning.
717
01:06:03,491 --> 01:06:06,202
Don't you understand?
I don't want to be with you anymore.
718
01:06:06,369 --> 01:06:08,622
And yes, I'm going skiing with Stephen.
719
01:06:08,788 --> 01:06:11,374
- I didn't change.
- That's your problem.
720
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:15,795
You loved me before
and then you just changed your mind?
721
01:06:15,962 --> 01:06:17,756
I don't know what you want me
to say to you.
722
01:06:17,923 --> 01:06:21,508
You're crazy. You're selfish.
Go away. It's over.
723
01:06:23,135 --> 01:06:29,058
How could you be so sweet to the
toothbrushes and such a bitch to me?
724
01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:31,310
What are you talking about?
725
01:06:34,313 --> 01:06:36,482
You know, Ivana, I was thinking.
726
01:06:37,524 --> 01:06:39,400
It was kind of a sad thought.
727
01:06:42,236 --> 01:06:46,366
I'll meet someone and it won't be you.
728
01:06:46,699 --> 01:06:49,452
And I'll fall in love with her...
729
01:06:50,036 --> 01:06:53,247
...and I'll have kids
and a happy family...
730
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:58,126
...and then I won't love you
like this anymore.
731
01:06:59,378 --> 01:07:01,254
And I'll miss it.
732
01:07:02,214 --> 01:07:04,216
And I'll miss you.
733
01:07:05,384 --> 01:07:09,888
I can't bear not loving you.
734
01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:18,354
It will really be totally
over between us.
735
01:07:25,194 --> 01:07:27,738
And then much later...
736
01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:37,580
...I'll see you again and you'll
have grown older, and I'll be old.
737
01:07:38,707 --> 01:07:40,625
And I won't even care.
738
01:07:41,376 --> 01:07:47,257
You'll just be a wrinkly old lady
with gray hair.
739
01:07:48,425 --> 01:07:51,011
And I won't even care anymore.
740
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,434
I don't want to not love you.
741
01:08:01,895 --> 01:08:03,188
Come here.
742
01:08:05,899 --> 01:08:08,235
I could tell you that I hate you.
743
01:08:09,361 --> 01:08:11,654
That you mean nothing to me.
744
01:08:13,281 --> 01:08:15,241
And part of it's true.
745
01:08:17,201 --> 01:08:19,037
But part of it's not.
746
01:08:21,664 --> 01:08:24,792
Thank you for everything
that you gave me.
747
01:08:25,877 --> 01:08:29,796
Our experiences, the times we've had.
748
01:08:31,131 --> 01:08:32,966
Even the bad ones.
749
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,720
It all adds up to my life.
750
01:08:38,805 --> 01:08:40,057
Me too.
751
01:08:46,438 --> 01:08:47,480
Good bye.
752
01:08:56,322 --> 01:08:59,283
You know, I always imagined
a much different ending for us.
753
01:09:03,412 --> 01:09:04,455
Of course you did.
754
01:09:05,789 --> 01:09:08,374
I'd be in a tux, like this.
755
01:09:09,501 --> 01:09:11,252
And a spotlight would come on.
756
01:09:12,337 --> 01:09:16,841
And you'd enter stage right
in a sparkling gown.
757
01:10:54,601 --> 01:10:55,893
Mwah!
758
01:10:56,059 --> 01:10:59,605
Hey, I want to get my shoes back.
Okay?
759
01:11:00,063 --> 01:11:02,774
Oh, yeah, of course.
Your shoes, you got it.
760
01:11:32,552 --> 01:11:34,596
Merry Christmas, everybody.
761
01:11:36,264 --> 01:11:37,474
Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas.
762
01:11:37,766 --> 01:11:40,810
There we go, try some of that.
Merry Christmas, good to see you.
763
01:11:40,977 --> 01:11:42,938
Hi, sweetie, Mwah.
764
01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:44,648
- You made it.
Yes, I did.
765
01:11:44,814 --> 01:11:46,483
Uncle Charlie.
- Merry Christmas.
766
01:11:46,733 --> 01:11:48,485
Hey, there they are, whoa.
767
01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:52,780
Ugh, barnacles. Aah, help,
I'm being attacked by barnacles.
768
01:11:55,574 --> 01:11:58,619
Hey, Charles. Mwah,
Merry Christmas.
769
01:11:58,786 --> 01:12:00,329
- Merry Christmas, sis.
- Thank you.
770
01:12:00,537 --> 01:12:03,749
For what?
I have fucked up so much recently.
771
01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:07,211
I heard about what you did.
Thank you for sticking up for me.
772
01:12:07,378 --> 01:12:10,296
The cops came looking for you.
I told them your car was stolen.
773
01:12:10,505 --> 01:12:11,547
Oh, quick thinking.
774
01:12:11,714 --> 01:12:14,008
Tomorrow I'll take you to impound
to pick it up.
775
01:12:14,217 --> 01:12:16,469
You're crazy,
but I love you so, so much.
776
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,554
I love you so much.
777
01:12:19,681 --> 01:12:22,225
Is, uh, is Kirby here?
778
01:12:25,853 --> 01:12:28,730
- There they are.
- Charlie. Merry Christmas.
779
01:12:28,939 --> 01:12:31,483
- Oh.
- It's so great to see you two.
780
01:12:32,359 --> 01:12:37,322
Swan, I ran your numbers again.
And things are not as dire as I thought.
781
01:12:37,781 --> 01:12:39,116
So there's hope for me?
782
01:12:40,367 --> 01:12:41,868
There's always hope.
783
01:12:43,537 --> 01:12:45,204
Hear about Karen and I?
784
01:12:45,746 --> 01:12:47,248
Going to Greece for Christmas.
785
01:12:47,415 --> 01:12:51,210
Saul is so sweet.
He put the plane tickets in my cereal box.
786
01:12:52,545 --> 01:12:54,380
What do you think of that?
787
01:12:59,719 --> 01:13:01,053
Merry Christmas, Kirb.
788
01:13:01,846 --> 01:13:03,221
I love you, man.
789
01:13:04,472 --> 01:13:06,182
Happy Hanukkah, Charlie.
790
01:13:07,058 --> 01:13:09,060
I love you too, brother.
791
01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:14,441
- Holy shit.
- What?
792
01:13:15,191 --> 01:13:16,443
I think I'm in love.
793
01:13:16,651 --> 01:13:20,030
I just met this girl over there?
I think she's perfect.
794
01:13:20,196 --> 01:13:22,239
- You think she's the one, huh?
- I think she could be.
795
01:13:22,406 --> 01:13:25,743
- That's fantastic.
- Yeah.
796
01:13:25,909 --> 01:13:30,414
Folks, listen up. We have some business
to discuss in the conference room...
797
01:13:30,581 --> 01:13:33,250
...if everyone can please
head in there now, chop chop.
798
01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:35,085
Including you.
799
01:13:36,003 --> 01:13:40,006
I've been asked to present this gift
by the employees of Swan Design...
800
01:13:40,256 --> 01:13:42,216
...to honor a very special person.
801
01:13:42,592 --> 01:13:46,220
To know him is to be
exasperated by him.
802
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:53,728
Ladies and gentlemen,
little Charlie Swan III Junior.
803
01:13:54,187 --> 01:13:56,606
Which I guess makes him
Charles Swan IV.
804
01:15:17,682 --> 01:15:20,852
I have an idea for your album cover,
it just popped in my head.
805
01:15:21,018 --> 01:15:22,603
Yeah? What is it?
806
01:15:23,062 --> 01:15:26,023
It's everything.
Everything plus the kitchen sink.
807
01:17:02,197 --> 01:17:03,281
Morning.
808
01:17:05,283 --> 01:17:06,743
Looking good.
How are we doing?
809
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,453
You have to figure it out.
810
01:17:08,620 --> 01:17:10,372
- Hey. Looking good.
- Excellent.
811
01:17:13,667 --> 01:17:16,503
- Looking sharp. How are you feeling?
- Great. Great.
812
01:18:11,597 --> 01:18:14,348
I'm Charlie Sheen
and I play Charles Swan III.
813
01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:16,934
I'm Jason Schwartzman
and I play Kirby Star.
814
01:18:17,101 --> 01:18:19,020
I'm Katherine Winnick and I play Ivana.
815
01:18:19,312 --> 01:18:21,522
I'm Bill Murray. I play Saul.
816
01:18:21,689 --> 01:18:23,899
I'm Patricia Arquette. I play Izzy Swan.
817
01:18:24,108 --> 01:18:26,569
I'm Liam Hayes and I wrote the music.
818
01:18:29,030 --> 01:18:32,033
# I'm so happy that
you're finally free
819
01:18:32,907 --> 01:18:36,036
# You jumped the fence
But you didn't take me
820
01:18:36,828 --> 01:18:40,040
# I'm in this jungle
here all by myself
821
01:18:40,874 --> 01:18:44,461
# I got this song
and not much else
822
01:18:45,128 --> 01:18:48,256
# Violet voyage on
an endless sea
823
01:18:49,007 --> 01:18:52,009
# You couldn't stay
and I couldn't leave
824
01:18:52,885 --> 01:18:56,221
# But if I had to
do it all again
825
01:18:56,889 --> 01:18:59,683
# I'd love you twice as much
As I did then
826
01:18:59,850 --> 01:19:02,519
# So much music
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