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When I was going through
my wardrobe
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I found an extra hairpin
on the floor
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That's nothing, I found
her hair in my bed.
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Just another tragedy of
a down-and-out, I guess
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For I'm selling
the thing
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That means everything
to my life..
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Some women
bring happiness..
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wherever they go.
Others, whenever they go.
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I do both.
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Husbands like to
see me come..
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wives prefer to see
me go.
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There she is.
That's her.
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Whose husband didn't she
sleep with?
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- Who's she with now?
- Who knows.
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- She's older than I thought.
- Look. Watch.
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This will teach her.
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I'm sorry, Mrs Erlynne, but
that account was closed.
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By Mrs Fairchild.
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I wish you'd told me before
I ordered the Bordeaux.
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What Bordeaux, Mrs Erlynne?
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Joe, you're my kind of guy.
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- Is she behind me?
- In the blue.
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Charge it to Senator Kleghorn.
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That's Mrs Kleghorn sitting
next to Mrs Fairchild.
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- What a small world.
- And Mrs Winters on her right.
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And getting smaller.
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You wanna go out
the back?
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No, if you go out the back, you'll
never come in the front, Joe.
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A lady always leaves the
way she came.
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I thought my husband
had more taste.
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So sorry to hear you're
leaving us, Mrs Erlynne.
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- I'm leaving you?
- I'll prepare your bill.
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I ask you to
make me an offer
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I don't know how much
it will bring
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It isn't a lot..
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but it's all I've got
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Pooled by an old
gold ring?
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It's known me as poor
as a beggar
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And it's known me as
rich as a king
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And it's known me in hell
And in heaven as well
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Pooled by an
old gold ring?
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My sudden change
in circumstance..
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was not the only reason
for my departure.
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The italian coast in summer
attracts the rich and famous.
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I'm infamous and poor.
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Close enough.
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One door closes,
another opens.
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Sometimes that door is
not the one you expect.
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I saw my chance and
decided to take it.
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Meg, dear. Come along.
Come along.
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Ah, Giuseppina.
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She's my friend.
Give her a discount.
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Come here.
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It's the best glove shop in the city.
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She'll give you a good discount.
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You go along, I'll find your
husband, don't worry.
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This way, madam.
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These are pretty.
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- Your hand looks about right.
- I beg your pardon?
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My little sister. She was
adamant about every detail but..
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neglected to tell me the size.
Would you mind?
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Oh, no, of course not.
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It's always a little snug
the first time.
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Maybe you should take
off your ring.
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It's my wedding ring,
I never take it off.
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The other hand, then.
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No need to button it. You can see
it fits perfectly.
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Lord Darlington,
you depraved man.
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What have you been up to?
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Ignore him, Meg, dear.
He's a great sinner.
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But an excellent bridge partner.
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Or I would never tolerate him.
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- Do you know each other?
- The year I spent in the London office.
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I told you about John.
But you've met.
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- No. It's nice to meet you.
- It's a pleasure, Mrs Windemere.
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Your wife was helping me select
gloves for my mother.
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- Your sister, you said.
- Either one.
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We should have dinner.
Where are you staying?
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The Grand, but we're trying
to find a villa.
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So late in the season.
I warned you.
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I know one that's available.
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Isn't it an election year in
the wild west?
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Who says I'm running?
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- It's perfect. It's beaultiful.
- Did I mention the ghost?
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I feel like a princess
in a fairly tale.
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You are a princess.
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That's because I
married the prince.
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I have her completely fooled,
poor girl.
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If I could fool a woman as
pretty, I wouldn't be a bachelor.
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- Now you've made her blush.
- Don't be silly.
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Come and see the paintings.
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Come on.
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Good evening.
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Lady Plymdale?
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Oh, is she the one
with the big..
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Feet. Enourmous feet.
Poor old Plymdale.
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- Ace, Queen, King, Jack.
- No honours.
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No, no, John's yacht,
John's rules.
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- Have it.
- Thank you.
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Huge feet. Pontoons.
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If desire had an antidote, it would
be those pontoons of hers.
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I grow ill thinking of then.
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How many times have you
been divorced, Tuppy?
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- Three, four? I've simply lost count.
- That's bigamy.
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Bigamy is having one wife
too many.
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So is monogamy
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One should always have a proper
basis for marriage. A mutual..
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- Misunderstanding?
- Exactly.
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A man can't be happy
with one woman.
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A man can be happy with any woman.
As long as he doesn't love her.
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For a man who's never thought
of getting married..
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you seem to know an awful
lot about it.
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I've thought very seriously of marrying.
That's why I'm still single.
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Hear, hear.
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I just haven't met the right woman.
Look at Cecil, still with Edna.
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One keeps one's eyes wide open
before the wedding..
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and half shut after.
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- That's all there is to it.
- Exactly.
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I fancy raising the stakes.
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Oh, lucky blighter!
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You don't look as if
you're enjoying yourself.
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Oh, I am. It's a very
nice party.
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- Can I get you a drink?
- No, thank you. I don't drink.
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You don't drink?
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- Do I seem like a prig?
- No, of course not.
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- It's the way I was raised.
- In a convent?
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By my Aunt Julia.
My father's sister.
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My mother died when I
was very little.
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It's the only picture I
have of her.
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My father never remarried.
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She's every bit as beaultiful
as her daughter.
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Have I offended you?
I meant it as a compliment.
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- You pay me too many compliments.
- I'll stop at once.
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- Thank you.
- Just so you know, I meant every one.
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You pretend to be bad, but..
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- you're not really.
- There is no good or bad.
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People are either charming
or tedious.
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If I've been the latter,
I sincerely apologize.
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- I'd like us to become friends.
- We already are, aren't we?
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Not if you keep flattering me and
paying me silly compliments.
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Define silly.
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I want your word.
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I find the best way to keep my
word is never to give it.
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It's always a pleasure
to see a pretty woman.
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Good day.
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It has to be something
really special..
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My wife's birthday.
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This is a very special
object.
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What do you think?
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The sapphire matches your eyes.
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It's for my wife.
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A man should never buy his
wife jewellery.
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And why is that?
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It makes her wonder what
he bought his mistress.
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My wife has nothing to
wonder about.
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She's a lucky woman.
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If I was your wife..
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- this is what I'd want.
- A fan?
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Not for stirring the air,
for stirring the heart.
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For centuries..
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an erotic language between
men an women.
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If a woman placed it on her breast
like this, it meant "I love you".
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"When can I see you?"
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"Wait for me."
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"You may kiss me."
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"We're being watched."
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I'm sold.
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How much?
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No, it's not for sale.
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Not for sale.
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It would break my
mom's heart.
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My mama.
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Real gold.
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If you give him everything, who's
going to buy me an espresso?
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My back.
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And Americans everywhere.
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You'd never know there was a
depression in that country.
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Please, something to drink
before I faint.
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They don't shop, they pillage.
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And they speak loudly.
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Could the entire nation be
hard of hearing?
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Something in the diet, perhaps?
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But we have American
friends, mama.
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They don't need to know what
we say about them.
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If everyone knew what everyone
said of each other..
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there wouldn't be four friends
in the world.
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I like America.
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Name me another society that's gone
from barbarism to decadence..
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without bothering to create a
civilization in between.
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Tribute to American efficiency.
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- There's Mr Windemere.
- He must join us then.
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He can't see you, mama.
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Who's that with him?
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Looks like his wife.
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No, I don't think it is.
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I can't see now.
They're getting into the car.
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It must be the wife if she's
getting into the car.
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It wasn't her.
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Then I must know who it is.
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I think we should mind our
own business.
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My own business bores me.
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I much prefer other people's.
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Poor little Meg,
she's so sweet.
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And the girl has no mother.
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- I want to take her to my breast.
- I had a similar thought.
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I don't suppose Mr Windemere
would be pleased to hear it.
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Merital bliss..
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is a great burden to place
on two people, Tuppy.
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Sometimes a third person is
needed to lighten the load.
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It would seem,
Mr Windemere agrees with you.
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I can guess what you were doing.
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Shopping for my birthday present?
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I was right.
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What did you get?
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Not a thing. You're too old
for presents.
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- A hint. A tiny speck of a hint.
- You'll have to wait and see.
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- Perfume?
- No, stop it.
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A book of poems?
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A dress?
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A crocodile handbag like the
one the Contessa has..
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with the little claws hanging
off the bottom?
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No more guessing.
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Robert?
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Promise we won't end up like those
old married couples..
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sitting opposite each other at
dinner with nothing to say.
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You, with nothing to say?
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I promise.
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We'll always tell each
other the truth?
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Except around birthdays.
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You're feisty.
What have you been reading?
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- What do you mean?
- No, it's nice.
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Turn out the lights.
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- But I like to see you.
- Please?
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I'll take them all.
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- Good day, madam.
- Excuse me.
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I bought a suit.
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It's being altered.
For Margaret Windemere.
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Ah, Mrs Windemere.
One moment, please.
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Thank you.
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Forgive me.
You're American, aren't you?
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I'm from New York.
Mrs Erlynne.
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Rhode Island.
Mrs Windemere.
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I need an opinion from here.
Now be honesty.
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Would you wear it?
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Well, it doesn't leave much
to the imagination, does it?
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That depends on the imagination.
Some men have more than others.
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I suppose it's certainly immodest.
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Do you think it's vulgar?
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Some people might.
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Is your husband with you?
I'd love a man's opinion.
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00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,080
I can tell you.
He's very conservative.
252
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,560
A woman doesn't know
her own husband.
253
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,000
Oh, I know Robert.
We've been married over a year.
254
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,960
A year? Pratically forever.
255
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,880
Here it is, signora.
256
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,960
Oh, thank you.
257
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,000
Thank you very much.
Come back again to see us.
258
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,000
- Goodbye
- You're not taking the hat?
259
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,480
The colour looks perfect on you.
Don't you like it?
260
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,720
No, I've nowhere to wear it.
It's not exactly church on sunday.
261
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,240
Why not?
262
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,640
Can you imagine what
people would say?
263
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,360
Well, if we're always guided by
other people's thoughts..
264
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,280
what's the point of
having our own?
265
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,240
It was nice meeting you,
Mrs Ewin.
266
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,680
- Erlynne.
- Erlynne.
267
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,880
She was staying in a pensione..
268
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,600
now she's in a villa a
few minutes from the club.
269
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,800
He's there.
270
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,160
I can't help seeing him.
271
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,480
He comes and goes all
hours of the day.
272
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,960
Of course, in public, she's
always with other men.
273
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,720
She wears nothing but
the latest fashions.
274
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,840
Somebody must be giving her a very
generous allowance.
275
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,400
Silence!
276
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,160
And she'll have her hand in Tuppy's
pocket next, if he doesn't wake up.
277
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,880
She's nothing better than
a common prostitute.
278
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,440
And Mrs Windemere has no idea?
279
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,760
None at all.
280
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,120
- I'm sorry.
- She must be on the terrace.
281
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,840
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to frighten you.
282
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,760
- Yes, you did.
- Yes, you did. What's that?
283
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,200
I'm making a menu for
my birthday party.
284
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,360
What's italian for lobster?
285
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,120
Aragosta.
286
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,120
Aragosta.
287
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,560
Very good. Now you've made me hungry.
288
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,680
Leave it, come on. Everyone's
lunching at the club.
289
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,040
Okay. I'll get Robert.
290
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,600
I thought you agreed not to
call me at home?
291
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,880
How can I seduce you if you
always bring your husband?
292
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,480
Too slow. Come on.
293
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,360
All right.
294
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,000
Yes, I'll be there.
In an hour.
295
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,720
Okay, in an hour.
296
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,800
It's quitting time.
We're going to lunch.
297
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,520
Can't, sorry.
298
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,240
- You're working?
- Money never sleeps.
299
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,000
Bugger!
300
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,280
All paying jobs absorb..
301
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,080
and degrade the mind.
302
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,560
You never had a paying job.
303
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,280
I rest my case.
304
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,240
Cultivated leisure is
man's true calling.
305
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,000
- I have to send some telegrams in town.
- I'll wait for you.
306
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,600
I'll be all afternoon.
I don't want you to waste the day.
307
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,840
- Do you mind, John?
- Do I mind?
308
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,680
No, of course not.
309
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,840
If you have to escort that woman to
the opera, please don't sit with us.
310
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,160
Think of Alessandra.
311
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,040
Mrs Erlynne has her own seats.
312
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,720
Who pays for them?
313
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,200
Her uncle just died.
She's come into some money.
314
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,640
And Mr Windemere's visits?
315
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,920
He's managing her investments,
of course.
316
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,720
You're so fond of gossip.
317
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,880
You don't give the truth a chance
to put its pants on.
318
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,040
It's not the truth that's going without
pants, dear Tuppy.
319
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,240
Would you mind not smoking?
320
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,160
Opera makes me feel so romantic.
321
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,320
Anything too stupid to be
said is sung.
322
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,120
How's that romantic?
323
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,280
And the women are
always so fleshy!
324
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,400
Excuse me, that's my foot.
325
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,280
Right over here?
326
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,360
What did I tell you?
327
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,160
Stop, boy!
328
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,920
Fried anchovies and clams
in a bog. Delicious.
329
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,840
Careful, it's hot.
330
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,960
You told Robert we were
going to the club.
331
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,600
I have a very poor sense
of direction.
332
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,280
You have a very poor sense
of decorum.
333
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,680
I never use that word.
I'm not sure what it means.
334
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,880
- At the club we'd be with other people.
- You're right.
335
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,480
Here we are,
in the sunshine..
336
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,600
eating fish, literally
just off the boat..
337
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,560
when we could be squashed between
Lord Tubby and Cecil the Scintillating..
338
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,280
listening to one or the
other gripe about his digestion..
339
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,680
while the Contessa, in a
counter-medley, wails that..
340
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,600
Alessandra cares more for..
341
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,520
the mating habits of the
blue bellied finch..
342
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,800
than those of her own species,
and the widow Plymdale..
343
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,120
bats her eyes logingly every
passing pair of trou.
344
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,840
All of which is time well
spent in my book.
345
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,200
So, yes, I take your point.
346
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,360
I can't argue. At the club, we'd
be with other people.
347
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,480
Afraid we'll be seen?
348
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,840
Set the chins wagging?
349
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,160
Do you know what I find
worse than being talked about?
350
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,640
Not being talked about at all.
351
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,880
Mrs Erlynne will see you upstairs.
352
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,240
In her bedroom.
353
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,520
Thank you. I won't be long.
354
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,760
"I won't be long."
355
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,560
This is expensive.
356
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,120
- Nothing but the best for you.
- I know, I paid for it.
357
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,360
Well, there is that.
358
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,880
Should we be drinking this
early in the day?
359
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,560
Well, somewhere in the world
it's very late.
360
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,880
I don't want you thinking
I make a habit of this.
361
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,920
Is that why you look so guilty?
362
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,880
I don't like lying to her.
363
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,440
I should go.
She's only gone to lunch.
364
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,760
This is all the cash
I have right now.
365
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,280
I'll set you up with an account.
366
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,720
You can draw on it directly.
367
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,760
I met Meg.
368
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,320
It was by chance.
369
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,640
It's all right,
she had no idea who I was.
370
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,360
You spoke to her?
371
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,960
Yes, for a minute.
She's very pretty.
372
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,000
How did you two meet?
Was it love at first sight?
373
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,480
I have to go.
374
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,440
I'm curious. It's only natural.
375
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,680
There's no point
to these questions.
376
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,360
- Do you love her?
- Very much.
377
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,920
I'd rather cut off my arm
than see Meg hurt.
378
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,400
Are you protecting her or
your reputation?
379
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,960
You don't know me at all.
380
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,720
Did he work on your
wedding night?
381
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,120
He's very conscientious
and I respect him for it.
382
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,560
Suppose it wasn't work,
suppose he had a mistress.
383
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,480
Well, I couldn't respect that.
384
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,160
Once a wife's been betrayed..
385
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,160
she has the freedom to
do likewise.
386
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,480
No, that would make her as bad
as her husband, wouldn't it?
387
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Modern marriage thrives on
mutual deception.
388
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,480
We are completely honest
with each other.
389
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,320
You should make
him your model.
390
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,560
I intend to.
From this moment on.
391
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,560
Don't you like it?
392
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,520
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert.
He loves figs.
393
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,080
Share mine, then.
394
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,280
Can we go to the
telegraph office?
395
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,080
He probably hasn't eaten.
396
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,120
Alberto? Fabrizio?
397
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,560
Oh, what's his name?
398
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,320
Mario?
399
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,400
Barman.
400
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,280
Whisky.
401
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,920
And another thing, your Mrs Erlynne
has no principles at all.
402
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,040
I like people more than principles.
403
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,880
And people without principles,
even better.
404
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,320
But Lord Augustus, she only
wants you for your money.
405
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,400
Now why shouldn't she?
It's my best asset.
406
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,840
Old-ish, fat-ish,
absolutely no brain..
407
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,480
heaps and heaps of banknotes.
408
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,439
No need to
put yourself down, Tuppy.
409
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,840
Your friends can always do that.
410
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,680
Down by the marina, strolling along,
pretty as you please..
411
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,680
guess who I saw with
Lord Darlington?
412
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,440
They haven't seen him today.
413
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,760
Do you know where
my husband is?
414
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,280
I thought he left
after you, signora.
415
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,120
Robert?
416
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,360
How was lunch?
417
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,840
We went to the telegraph office.
Where were you?
418
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,160
Well, we must have just
missed each other.
419
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,320
Now I see uncle.
He's with the american woman.
420
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,760
Too much rouge and not
enough clothing.
421
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,200
She's appealing to the worst
in the poor man.
422
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,120
It's what women do best.
423
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,480
I heard she left New York
without paying her hotel bill.
424
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,320
Quite a scandal.
425
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,120
- Who? Someone you know?
- Someone you don't want to know.
426
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,520
No. Steer clear.
427
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,640
She's the one
with Lord Augustus.
428
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,760
You've met Mrs Erlynne,
haven't you?
429
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,880
- No.
- But I've seen you.
430
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,080
Oh, was that your foot?
431
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,040
Wherever do you find
shoes to fit?
432
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,480
My feet are in perfect proportion
to the rest of me.
433
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,840
Oh, yes, of course.
434
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,840
Though they have a habit of finding
themselves in peculiar places.
435
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,680
Those people are
staring right at us.
436
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,840
Who?
437
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,000
Don't worry about them.
438
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,440
It's my brother's wife and
her friend, Lady Plymdale.
439
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,040
Lord Plymdale passed on
last year. Liver, I think.
440
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,400
- Poor woman.
- Oh, yes, very sad.
441
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,200
Her hair turned quite
gold with grief.
442
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,400
Erlynne, that's right.
She came into some money.
443
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,920
- I made an investment for her.
- An inheritance, I suppose?
444
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,800
The woman in the shop.
I told you, remember?
445
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,320
The dress?
446
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,560
No, back and almost no front.
You could see everything.
447
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,000
It was indecent.
448
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,000
You're just not used to
Italian fashions, that's all.
449
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,880
No, I'm sure your wife is
on the mark.
450
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,600
Mrs Erlynne is a
notorious Jezebel.
451
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,360
That's a slanderous statement. If you
can't back it up, I wouldn't repeat it.
452
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,760
Robert always gives everybody
the benefit of the doubt.
453
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,320
I'm sorry, I just don't like gossip.
454
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,320
Gossip's all right, it's the
moralising that's in poor taste.
455
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,800
She's got her eye on me,
if you know what I mean.
456
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,280
So I wouldn't worry about what they
say, it's all cats in a bag.
457
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,960
Why, what do they say about me?
458
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,040
That I'm a wanton woman?
459
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,800
Brazen - with a past.
460
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,960
A brazen woman.
Oh, dear.
461
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,720
You're very brazen yourself
to be seen in my company.
462
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,440
I've got a bit of a past
myself you know.
463
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,440
Married and divorced twice.
464
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,720
Every experience is of value and
whatever you say..
465
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,120
about marriage it certainly
is an experience.
466
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,120
People call something
an experience..
467
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,800
They usually mean
it was a mistake.
468
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,640
I couldn't agree more.
469
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,600
We've all got a couple of
skeletons in the closet.
470
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,960
If they're going to rattle,
they may as well dance.
471
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,800
You're absolutely right.
472
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,800
Whenever anyone agrees with me,
I'm sure I must be wrong.
473
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,120
You like to be the
odd man out, do you?
474
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,440
I'll never understand women.
475
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,280
Women don't want to be understood,
they want to be loved.
476
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,400
You're dead wrong on that.
477
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,840
You're very understanding.
478
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,480
That girl in lilac,
do you know her?
479
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,040
Oh, yes, it's Robert's wife.
480
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,160
All lovey-dovey,
very charming.
481
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,240
I wish she'd stop staring at me.
482
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,400
She isn't at all.
483
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,120
Those women must be
giving her an earful.
484
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,840
- You mustn't mind.
- I don't, as a rule.
485
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,880
Look, it's terribly stuffy in here,
I can hardly breathe.
486
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,120
Shall we go? Would you mind?
487
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,120
I can't think of anything
I'd mind less.
488
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,400
Good.
489
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,680
I can't believe it - she's got him!
490
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,880
Poor Tuppy.
491
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,480
Shall I get a taxi?
492
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,600
- Could we walk?
- Why not.
493
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,000
Beautiful city.
494
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,280
The Romans call it
"The Land of the Sirens.."
495
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,880
from Homer's Odyssey.
496
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,840
Is that so? Aren't you clever?
497
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,360
- I read it somewhere.
- I like a good read myself.
498
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,400
Nothing too laborious. I don't want
to tamper with natural ignorance.
499
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,480
- It's the key to happiness.
- Do you really think so?
500
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,560
Absolutely. Good health,
it's important, but..
501
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,960
ignorance is the key. Too much
knowledge and you're doomed.
502
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,200
Well, here we are.
503
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,800
Aren't you going to invite me
in for a nightcap?
504
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,120
The sirens were said to be
half woman, half monster.
505
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,440
They lured the sailors with
their songs.
506
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,040
The ships crashed on the
rocks and the men all drowned.
507
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,880
Oh, let's go in. You can tell me
more about it.
508
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,240
Poor Lady Plymdale, I think she
really likes Tuppy.
509
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,280
- Where do you suppose they went?
- Who?
510
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,480
Tuppy and Mrs Erlynne.
511
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,840
Probably back to her apartment.
512
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,760
Probably.
513
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,960
Do you think he'll invite
her to my party?
514
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,920
I'll make sure he doesn't.
515
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,640
- Well, don't be mean about it.
- No, of course not.
516
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,760
It's just I don't want anyone
to be uncomfortable, you know?
517
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,560
Someone like that makes
things awkward.
518
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,240
You can say it's a small party.
Private, just friends.
519
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,840
- No investors.
- All right.
520
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,640
It's not just girl gossip. John
Darlington knows all abou it.
521
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,400
He said her friend is
a married man.
522
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,400
It's disgusting.
523
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,960
You know what, people like to
hear themselves talk.
524
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,440
- Why do you insist on defending her?
- I'm not defending her.
525
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,240
Yes, you are.
526
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,160
Let's drop it.
527
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,800
It's just.. Should you
be helping her invest?
528
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,480
Everyone knows how she
came into the money.
529
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,400
New topic.
530
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,720
Close your eyes.
531
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,520
- Robert?
- Close your eyes.
532
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,440
It's after midnight.
Happy birthday.
533
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,720
- It's beautiful.
- Do you like it?
534
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,000
Thank you.
535
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,880
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
536
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,400
Oh, my!
537
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,320
- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
538
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,720
You like it?
539
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,960
Food is the rock..
540
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,120
on which we build.
541
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,920
No love is pure and simple
as the love of food.
542
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,080
Love is rarely pure, Lord Augustus.
And never simple.
543
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,520
I don't think you've been
in love, Mrs Erlynne.
544
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,560
You may presume
to call me Stella..
545
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,480
but don't presume
to know my heart.
546
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,880
For your information,
I'm always in love.
547
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,760
Good. Excellent attitude.
And you're beautiful.
548
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,000
Smart, too. Smarter than me,
I expect, but..
549
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,000
that's not saying much,
I'm afraid.
550
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,400
No, I think I'll do very well
to marry you.
551
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,600
How very practical.
552
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,520
I've begun too many romances
out of sentiment.
553
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,240
They always end in settlement.
554
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,440
I could listen to you all night,
Lord Augustus.
555
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,680
Tuppy, please.
556
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,640
You'll think about my offer?
557
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,320
Men don't marry women like me.
558
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,000
There aren't any women like you.
559
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,280
At least, not among the women
I've met, and I've met my share.
560
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,640
I was married - I didn't take to it.
561
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,080
People change. You might
feel differently.
562
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,040
When I think of it, I think
of a room..
563
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,480
where you can't open a window.
564
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,120
Where there is no window.
565
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,760
Every day you wake up
and the room is smaller.
566
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,160
You don't notice, not at first.
It happens slowly.
567
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,960
In inches.
568
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,840
Then one morning,
you open your eyes..
569
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,400
and the room is so small..
570
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,080
you can't move.
571
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,120
You can't take a breath.
572
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,040
You have to get out.
573
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,880
You can't think of anything else.
574
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,880
Or anyone else.
575
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,240
You married the wrong man,
that's all.
576
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,800
He married the wrong woman.
577
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,240
It's late.
578
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,760
It's time for bed.
579
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,720
Sleep.
580
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,680
"..Perchance to dream".
581
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,200
That's the bard, you know.
I'm a bit of a reader myself.
582
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,400
So you said. Goodnight, Tuppy.
583
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,200
I hate the taste of tobacco.
584
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,000
Well - that's it then.
585
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,600
I quit. On the spot.
586
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,760
What else can I tell you?
587
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,520
I'm a very rich man, you know.
588
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,520
You're a very nice man.
589
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,560
Go to bed.
590
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,560
You know, I'm glad I quit.
591
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,280
Filthy habit, really.
592
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,920
Goodnight.
593
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,960
Is there going to be a lion tamer,
or is it just the usual clowns?
594
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,880
Robert was afraid it might rain.
595
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,840
I just wanted a few people for dinner
but he said you are only 21 once.
596
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,760
I know plenty of women who, of their
own accord, turn 35 year after year.
597
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,320
I'm sure you can be 21 as many times.
598
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,360
I think it's silly to lie about your age.
599
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,040
- You have no redeeming vices.
- I hope not.
600
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,280
Happy Birthday.
601
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,440
The invitation said no gifts.
602
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,360
That's why I brought it now.
603
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,600
It's too expensive. I know you
don't mean anything by it, but..
604
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,080
it wouldn't look right.
605
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,000
Gold looks right with everything.
Just wear it. No-one has to know.
606
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,600
I'd know.
607
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,440
I do mean something by it.
608
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,360
- Please..
- It's a gift of friendship, Maggie.
609
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,600
You'll hurt me deeply if you refuse.
610
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,000
Now look what you've made me do.
611
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,080
A little sincerity can be a very
dangerous thing.
612
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,640
Any more could be fatal.
613
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,720
Just take the damn thing before
I die and ruin your terrace.
614
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,200
It's very pretty. Thank you.
615
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,480
Where's Robert? Off sending
another telegram?
616
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,560
Signora, the florist is waiting
for his money.
617
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,320
I'll have to get it from
Mr Windemere.
618
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,880
Can he come back later?
619
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,800
Has Robert a cheque-book
in his office?
620
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,760
- Can you sign on the account?
- Ah, yes, of course.
621
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,080
Tell him to wait.
I'll see you tonight.
622
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,400
People don't always behave
the way we expect.
623
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,400
Just the opposite. The truth is I
don't want to see you hurt.
624
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,480
What are you talking about?
625
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,960
You may need a friend
one of these days.
626
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,200
When you do, I'm here.
Will you remember that?
627
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Yes, of course.
628
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,760
I came as quickly as I could.
629
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,000
We're all so distressed over it.
630
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,720
But you mustn't take it personally.
631
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,880
Mrs Erlynne is one of
those women..
632
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,800
that attract men like a
bee to a flame.
633
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,160
- A moth.
- Bee to a moth.
634
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,000
There must be some
other explanation.
635
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,000
I have an idea - shall
we go for a walk?
636
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,400
When there's marriage without love,
there'll be love without marriage.
637
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,200
But Robert and I married
for love..
638
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,000
Of course. And so did I.
639
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,560
But before the year was over..
640
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,960
Benito was lifting all kinds
of petticoats.
641
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,600
I had to dismiss my best maid.
642
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,640
No, no, I remember.
643
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,760
I passed her on to
my cousin.
644
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Her husband was so
short-sighted, I thought.
645
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,920
But he navigated by scent,
it seems.
646
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,120
So unfortunate.
647
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,360
Believe me, darling,
it happens to us all.
648
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,160
Undying love is like the
ghost in your villa.
649
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,560
Everybody talks about it..
650
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,040
but try and find one person
who has seen it.
651
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,680
- Can I ask you a favour?
- Anything at all.
652
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,600
About, Mrs Erlynne..
653
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,360
Very clever woman.
654
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,200
She threw me out last night.
655
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,560
Knows what a fool I am.
Knows it as well as I do myself.
656
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,160
She's meeting me here
for tea, though.
657
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,200
It's a great thing to come across a
woman who thoroughly understands me.
658
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,720
Would you mind not bringing
her to our party tonight?
659
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,600
That's the favour?
660
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,560
Meg feels it might make
things awkward.
661
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,360
So it's true, then?
662
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,640
I don't believe it.
You don't seem the type.
663
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,480
Though I will say Mrs Erlynne's damn
fascinating. Hard to resist, but..
664
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680
You're not serious, are you?
665
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,200
I warn you, you'll have to
fight me for her.
666
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,040
And I'm a man in love.
667
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,960
What are you talking about?
668
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,240
This ways, Mrs Erlynne.
669
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,040
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
670
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,520
- Come with me.
- Where are you taking me?
671
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,480
- Let go of my arm.
- I have to talk to you.
672
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,280
I'm meeting Lord Augustos.
673
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,480
You must leave Amalfi at once.
674
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,240
And go where? You've paid my
rent here for the season.
675
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,600
I'll pay it somewhere else. I want
you on the first plane out tomorrow.
676
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,040
- I don't understand.
- People are talking.
677
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,560
About us.
678
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,960
I don't see the humour.
679
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:24,280
Bury a real secret and
a false one pops up in its place?
680
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,960
There's a certain irony,
you have to admit.
681
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,240
I'm not ready to leave.
I'm enjoying myself here.
682
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,960
I'm begging you.
683
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,920
Think of Meg. If she knew that
you were her mother..
684
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,760
it would destroy her.
685
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,000
Meg, of the magnificent
Windemeres?
686
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,800
Family scandal is unhealthy
for aspiring politicians.
687
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,800
I'm not the only pragmatist
in this room.
688
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,880
Pragmatist? Twenty years,
and not a word.
689
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,320
You turn up when she marries
a man with money.
690
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,960
You call that pragmatism?
I can think of other words.
691
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,920
Are you trying to hurt
my feelings?
692
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,760
Do you have any? That can't
be purchased, I mean.
693
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
How much - to get you
on the first flight out?
694
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,880
I feel every time he's
kissed me it's filthy.
695
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,680
A lie, every minute we've
been together.
696
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,720
How could he?
697
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,960
Every man is born truthful
and every man dies a liar.
698
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,000
Now, whatever you do, you
mustn't make a scene.
699
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,160
It's too unpleasant.
And you waste your energy.
700
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,680
No, of course not. I wouldn't.
701
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,480
Crying is the refuge
of plain women.
702
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,680
Pretty women go shopping.
703
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,600
Be on that plane.
I'll send the cash.
704
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,360
Did I hear you correctly?
705
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,600
That Meg Windemere is
your daughter?
706
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,960
My daughter?
707
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,920
Robert's wife?
708
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,280
How dare you.
709
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,440
She must be twenty at least.
Her mother?
710
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800
Do I look as old as all that?
711
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,240
Of course not.
712
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,360
I must have nodded off.
713
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,600
You were dozing.
Go back to sleep.
714
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,880
Come on.
715
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,480
No business tonight.
We can talk another day.
716
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,480
- Good to see you.
- Lovely party.
717
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,480
More champagne.
718
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,320
Welcome.
Have a great party.
719
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,680
- Good evening, Mr Dumby.
- Oh, good evening, Mrs Stutfield.
720
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,320
Last party of the season,
I suppose.
721
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,240
- It's been delightful, hasn't it?
- Quite delightful.
722
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,680
Good evening. Here it is,
the last party of the season.
723
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,600
I suppose so. It's been a very dull
season, though, hasn't it?
724
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,920
Dull. Yes, terribly dull.
725
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,280
- Evening, Cecil.
- Hello, Dumby.
726
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,360
I suppose this'll be the last
party of the season.
727
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,520
Surely not. Probably
be two more at least.
728
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,160
I had the oddest dream today.
729
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,680
A bit of it has just
come back to me..
730
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,440
So what are we drinking?
731
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,760
- Where's the birthday girl?
- Transforming herself.
732
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,520
Sausages and women.
733
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,440
If you want to enjoy the
experience..
734
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,280
never watch the
preparation of either.
735
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:38,240
- Is that new?
- Just out of the box. Do you like it?
736
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,560
You might be a little cold.
I'll get you a wrap.
737
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,800
And spoil the lines? Didn't your friend
teach you about Italian fashion?
738
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,480
My friend?
739
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,760
I saw the cheques. Don't even..
740
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,880
Lady Plymdale, so good of
you to come.
741
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,640
Do you want another glass of
champagne?
742
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,600
Let's get us both some.
743
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,080
Why don't you ask me how I am?
744
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,120
I like people to ask.
745
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,120
It shows a widespread
interest in my health.
746
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,320
And you can't imagine how
comforting that is.
747
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,520
Lovely party.
748
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,280
- How are you, Cecil?
- Oh, not well at all.
749
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,840
I'd like Alessandra..
750
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,040
to know Mr. Hopper
from Australia.
751
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,640
- Would you introduce her?
- Would you just excuse me for a moment?
752
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,880
Go with Mr Windemere.
Thank you.
753
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,280
She's my last, you know.
I will miss her.
754
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,920
But it's best to get them out
of the nest..
755
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,000
before they turn on you.
756
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,120
Girls begin by loving their mothers.
But as they grow they judge us.
757
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,760
Rarely do they forgive us.
758
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,800
Oh, poor fool.
He'll never learn.
759
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,080
Which fool?
Don't make me choose.
760
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,200
Tuppy,
he's brought Mrs Erlynne.
761
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,200
All the women will snub her.
762
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,680
She may have better
luck with the men.
763
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,400
It is because of men..
764
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,760
that women distrust other women.
765
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,360
Women don't trust women,
men don't trust women..
766
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,320
no-one trusts women.
767
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,880
It's what binds the Hindu
and the Catholic.
768
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,400
I know I promised, but I must tell
you how beautiful you look tonight.
769
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:17,120
Well, if you must, you must.
770
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,680
I beg your pardon, I was
looking for someone else.
771
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,800
Well, you found me.
772
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,720
Mrs Erlynne.
773
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,560
May I call you Stella?
774
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,320
Lord Augustus is getting
me champagne.
775
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,600
You and I can trade favours.
776
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,720
Tempting, but no.
777
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,560
I'd rather he didn't see us under the
moonlight. He might misunderstand.
778
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,560
Hear me out.
779
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,880
Windemere's fortune exceeds Tuppy's.
780
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,280
Why change horses now?
781
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,560
You can have want you
want and Meg's free.
782
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,760
Free?
783
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,840
She hasn't the courage to leave him.
784
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,080
But if it's clear to her that
he's with you..
785
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,320
He's not.
786
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:58,360
You've been buying idle gossip.
You should get a refund.
787
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,240
Excuse me.
788
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,840
I had to invite her, Dumby.
789
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,000
The point is, she's a changed woman.
You can see it in her eyes.
790
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,560
Do you think she'd look at
you if you were poor?
791
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,400
Do you think I'd look at her
if she were ugly?
792
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,760
Fair's fair, exchange rates
and so forth.
793
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,960
I know she's had her this
and her that, but..
794
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,360
if a man can tolerate
his own past..
795
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,960
Why not a past in his wife?
At any rate..
796
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,680
it's wipe the slate.
Clean start.
797
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,680
She and I, we..
understand each other.
798
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,000
And you know what they say.
799
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,080
Every saint has past,
every sinner has a future.
800
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,600
I'm going to ask her to marry
me if she'll have me.
801
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,000
You know why they call it
an altar, Tuppy?
802
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,400
It's where they make
human sacrifices.
803
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,240
I had a dream about
Mrs Erlynne today.
804
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,320
Yes, well..
805
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,360
you couldn't help it,
I suppose. She..
806
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,880
she is quite the woman.
807
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,960
But in future..
808
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,520
please try to dream of
someone else.
809
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,400
Don't you think you've
had enough?
810
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,720
- Lovely party.
- Thanks for coming.
811
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,360
Meg?
812
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,440
I have to change.
813
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,480
- Did you see her?
- Don't.
814
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,640
You're lovely.
815
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,000
It's ridiculous on a woman at her age.
816
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,640
Why didn't you tell me?
817
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,440
You said you were my friend.
818
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,800
Men and women can't be friends.
819
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,800
- Meg?
- No.
820
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,080
Can you stay with him?
821
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,520
Can you get into bed
with him tonight?
822
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,560
Tomorrow night?
Nights after that?
823
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,880
You said yourself, there's no
forgiving a man who betrays his wife.
824
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,120
What will you choose?
825
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,760
A false degrading marriage, or your
own true self, free of compromise?
826
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,760
I've loved you from the beginning.
It's the truth.
827
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,640
Moment you held out your hand to me in
the glove shop, I thought 'there she is..
828
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,480
And then, suppose I'd walked
by without stopping?
829
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,680
Just the thought of it.
830
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,120
I've never loved anyone until now.
831
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,120
Stop.
832
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,240
John?
833
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,280
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to startle you.
834
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,800
I'm looking for Meg. If you see her,
it's important.
835
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,280
Have you had a row?
836
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,640
A little misunderstanding.
837
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,240
Try the bar.
838
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,040
Tuppy's given up smokes for her.
839
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,360
Women.
840
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,280
Women inspire us to great things.
841
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,760
Then somehow prevent us
from doing any of them.
842
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,640
He's proposing to her.
843
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,360
It will be his third time up the aisle.
844
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,120
Hope trumps experience, Dumby.
845
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,200
It's God's joke on the human race.
846
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,800
He's quite convinced she's
changed her spots.
847
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,280
Care to make it interesting?
848
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,880
I told you I was serious.
849
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,520
Hasn't anyone warned you
against me?
850
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,520
Oh, yes. Everyone.
851
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,560
Put it away.
852
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,200
Now, you don't have to love
me right away.
853
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,320
Think of the money.
854
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,480
Suppose I marry you, and in a year
your investments go sour.
855
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,040
I'll be stuck with a pauper.
856
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,600
On the other hand..
857
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,320
I could drop dead on the golf course
next Tuesday..
858
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,439
and you'd be left very
well-appointed.
859
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,480
Life's a gamble, Stella.
860
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,680
I don't know what to say.
861
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,880
People say too much as it is.
862
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,880
Mrs Windemere and
Mrs Erlynne..
863
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,320
look like mother and daughter,
don't they?
864
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,680
They're wearing the same dress.
865
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,480
Well, that'll be it.
866
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,080
Come away with me.
867
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,440
We could set sail tonight.
868
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,040
Please.
869
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,320
Is this your idea of a joke?
870
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,200
I need to speak to you.
It's about Darlington.
871
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,000
Follow me.
872
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,800
He's in love with Meg.
873
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,480
I know we said cash, so I'm raising
the amount. I want you to leave now.
874
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,400
I'd be more concerned
if I were you.
875
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,160
You're not me.
876
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,200
The problem is I've been
lying to my wife..
877
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,160
and I'm not very good at it.
878
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,040
I can add up the rumours..
879
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,760
and show her a big fat zero.
I'm Tuppy's girl.
880
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,360
- Case closed.
- I'll do my own explaining, get out.
881
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,480
I'd like to say goodbye to her.
882
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,200
You said goodbye to her twenty
years ago. No second chances.
883
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,520
I'll leave first.
884
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,400
- We shouldn't walk out together.
- You're the expert.
885
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,320
Count to a 100.
886
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,240
Mrs Windemere?
887
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,000
Dear Robert, I thought our
marriage was perfect.
888
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,560
I thought we would
always be together.
889
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,880
If you love Mrs Erlynne,
you should be with her.
890
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,680
I feel so foolish.
891
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,760
Everyone knew but me.
892
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,960
Meg, let me in,
I wanna talk to you.
893
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,440
Please, open the door.
894
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,680
There is nothing between me
and Stella Erlynne.
895
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:44,960
How can you think it?
896
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,280
She's old for God's sake.
She dyes her hair.
897
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,560
She paints her face
like an Indian.
898
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,120
She's a cold,
selfish woman.
899
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,160
Not all attractive
once you know her.
900
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,320
Look, she was going
to damage someone.
901
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,120
A person who'd never done
her any harm.
902
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,800
She came here with a secret that
would have broken your heart.
903
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,000
Look, I wanted to tell you. I just
didn't know how.
904
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,000
I was trying to protect you,
you have to believe me.
905
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,840
She asked me for money
and I gave it to her, but..
906
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,240
I'm not proud of
being blackmailed..
907
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,320
I didn't know what else to do.
908
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,600
I should have told you
at the start.
909
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,040
I'm not lying to you now, I..
910
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,520
I love you.
911
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,680
And there's no other
woman in my heart..
912
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,360
or in my bed.
913
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,280
Meg..
914
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:42,800
please open the door.
915
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,800
We both had too
much champagne.
916
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,320
We can talk in the morning.
917
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,400
- Splendid.
- Thank you for coming.
918
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,680
- Lovely party. Goodnight, Robert.
- I'll see you at the club.
919
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,600
- There's the girl.
- Take Windemere to the club.
920
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,840
Keep him out all night.
Get him drunk if you have to.
921
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:28,240
- Just don't let him come home.
- Why?
922
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,960
What? What?
923
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,480
I like you, I do.
924
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,520
But if this is going to work
between us, you can't do that.
925
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,520
- Do what?
- "Where? What? Why?"
926
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,680
I can't always explain
myself to myself..
927
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,840
let alone anyone else.
928
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,040
Good for you -
takes the pressure off.
929
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,160
Nine times out of ten, men
don't give two pins about why..
930
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,280
they just feel obliged
to take an interest.
931
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,920
So, I'll do exactly as you wish..
932
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,520
and I'll feel as if
we're married already.
933
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,560
Oh, can you get yourself
home all right?
934
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,040
Why, Tuppy..
935
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,200
you're the first man who's
asked me that.
936
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,640
I don't need to be the first,
Stella. Just the last.
937
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,160
There's a taxi waiting
at the end of the dock.
938
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,240
My husband sent you.
939
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,800
Your husband thinks you're
in bed sleeping off..
940
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,960
a litre of Perrier Jouet.
941
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,920
Let's go.
942
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,800
He gave me money,
that's all.
943
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,720
I'm an old friend of the family.
944
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,480
Do you think I'm stupid?
945
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,520
Married to man you love
and running off..
946
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,800
with an international playboy?
Do I think you're stupid?
947
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,200
This is none of your business.
948
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,000
You think because hems are higher
and women can vote..
949
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,080
that anything has
really changed for us?
950
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,680
Friends will stop calling.
951
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,840
He'll be invited into homes
you're not.
952
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,760
You manage.
953
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,280
Don't compare yourself.
954
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,720
It takes practice and
skill to live without regret.
955
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,400
A marriage takes
your whole heart.
956
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,960
Selfish people can't pull it off,
but you're not that.
957
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,560
You can succeed where
the rest of us fail.
958
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,480
- Why should I believe you?
- Don't believe me, believe him.
959
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,280
He's been faithful to you,
I'll swear it on my life.
960
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:10,920
He told you to lie.
961
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,360
He doesn't even
know you're here.
962
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,240
He never has to know.
963
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,000
You want me to lie again?
964
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,080
Everything's spoiled
between us. I can't.
965
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:26,880
What's happened to you?
966
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,840
Who taught you to be so
unforgiving?
967
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,840
You made a mistake,
don't make it worse.
968
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,400
You shut your eyes to everything
that isn't perfect..
969
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,400
you're just asking to fall
into a hole.
970
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,760
Fine.
971
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,920
Go ahead.
972
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,000
Step over love to pick up
pride and guilt.
973
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:52,080
What will that trade
be worth in a year?
974
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,520
In twenty?
975
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,560
Darlington, does your boat
really have to be so big?
976
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,680
You know what they say about
men with big boats.
977
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,440
- I should be getting home.
- You'll take a cigar, surely?
978
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,240
I thought you'd quit
for the love of a good woman.
979
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:24,800
Good woman isn't exactly the
moniker I'd choose for Mrs Erlynne.
980
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,320
You imply she's
the devil's handmaiden.
981
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,200
Dumby and I are just concerned
for your future.
982
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:35,320
Devilish women are a bother,
and good ones are a bore.
983
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,440
That's the only difference.
984
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,320
Mrs Erlynne is neither a bother
nor a bore.
985
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,520
You change your habits,
but I doubt she'll change hers.
986
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,120
I've bet Dumby fifty quid.
987
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:46,840
Enough of this.
988
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,200
I won't hear any more words
said against her.
989
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,240
She's everything I've ever
wanted in a woman.
990
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:55,800
My dear Tuppy, in this world
there are only two tragedies.
991
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,840
One is not getting what one wants,
the other is getting it.
992
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:03,520
The last is very much the worst.
The last is a real tragedy.
993
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,280
Marriage.
994
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:09,480
It has its pains - ask Edna.
995
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,880
Celibacy has no pleasures.
996
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,120
- What would you know about it?
- I can learn.
997
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,320
If it will prove my love.
998
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:18,600
A woman who needs proof?
999
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,160
Before she'll leave her husband.
1000
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,680
John, you are a cad.
1001
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,960
We're all in the gutter.
1002
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,720
But some of us are looking
at the stars.
1003
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,880
What men call gallantry..
1004
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,560
ans God's adultery..
1005
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:35,600
is far more common
where the climate's sultry.
1006
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,800
That's the one I bought Meg.
1007
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,160
For her birthday.
1008
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,120
Are you sure?
1009
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:47,880
She must have left it last week
when you came for lunch.
1010
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:50,040
She was carrying it tonight.
1011
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,320
One fan looks very much
like another.
1012
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,840
John?
1013
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:58,160
- I've no idea.
- Meg's not here, is she?
1014
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,160
No, of course not.
1015
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,200
- What's that?
- I didn't hear anything.
1016
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,400
She's downstairs.
1017
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,920
Calm down.
You've had too much..
1018
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,120
Don't make an ass of yourself.
1019
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,320
Too late.
1020
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,440
- Bloody hell!
- You better put some ice on that.
1021
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,760
I thought it was mine.
1022
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,600
I must have picked up
Mrs Windemere's by mistake.
1023
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,640
Tuppy, I swear, I had no idea.
1024
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,400
You owe Cecil fifty quid. Sorry.
1025
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,680
It seems I'm the ass,
Windemere. Not you.
1026
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,320
I spent the night on John's boat.
1027
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,280
I had too much to drink.
1028
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,640
Can I ask you to forgive me?
1029
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,800
I did something very stupid
last night.
1030
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,560
You're not in my league.
1031
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,400
I made a complete ass of myself.
1032
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,400
Ruined it for poor Tuppy.
1033
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,400
Better now than later, I guess.
1034
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,680
Tuppy?
1035
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,160
His engagement to
Mrs Erlynne is off.
1036
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,680
What are you talking about?
1037
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,880
Last night on John's yacht, Mrs
Erlynne was waiting in his bedroom.
1038
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,240
Look, I was drunk, I thought..
1039
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,360
I saw your fan, I thought that..
1040
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,880
I didn't think.
1041
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,200
It was her.
1042
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,040
She said she took it by mistake.
1043
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,440
- No, that's not true.
- Oh, of course not.
1044
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,760
Better count the spoons.
1045
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,880
You were right
not to want her here.
1046
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,040
I'd have expected more from John,
though. Tuppy's his friend.
1047
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,800
She didn't take my fan.
I left it on the..
1048
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,480
There's a telephone call
from America.
1049
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,040
It's your father, Mr Windemere.
1050
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:23,800
Not now.
1051
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,840
No, I'll take it.
He'll worry.
1052
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:34,840
- I love you.
- I love you.
1053
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,080
And a woman brought this.
1054
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,040
She's waiting downstairs.
1055
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,120
Thank you.
1056
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:21,160
What are you doing here?
We had an agreement.
1057
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,640
I came to return the fan.
1058
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,280
How is your wife
feeling this morning?
1059
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,880
You don't get within ten feet
of my wife.
1060
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,960
I only asked how she was.
1061
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:35,040
If you're here to tell
her who you are..
1062
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,960
it's better coming from me.
1063
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,760
It's my secret, not yours.
1064
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,480
You've kept it very well.
1065
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:46,240
Twenty years is a long time.
1066
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,400
It doesn't seem to have been
too much of a strain.
1067
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,320
You see a little girl..
1068
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,880
the right age,
you push the thought aside.
1069
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,360
Close the door.
1070
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:02,120
Only at three o'clock,
that in-between hour..
1071
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:05,280
too late to do anything,
too early for dinner..
1072
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,960
doors come flying open.
1073
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,400
I don't believe you feel
anything for her.
1074
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,000
You care about yourself,
and no-one else.
1075
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,040
Robert.
1076
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,960
Your father needs to talk to you,
he says it's important.
1077
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,480
Mrs Erlynne
came to return your fan.
1078
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,120
She was just leaving.
1079
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,520
No, don't leave, I need to
speak with you.
1080
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,320
- She'll miss her plane.
- Just a few minutes.
1081
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,360
Your father's waiting on the phone.
He said it's important.
1082
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,440
It would be a great mistake..
1083
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,160
to miss your plane.
1084
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,400
I came to make sure
you got home safely.
1085
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:03,320
You can't leave yet.
1086
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,800
You're my only witness that
nothing happened.
1087
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,720
Your witness?
1088
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,600
I'm going to tell him the truth.
1089
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,080
What you did is your mistake.
1090
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,840
Your sack of bricks. You carry it.
1091
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,640
You don't confess and had it off
to someone who loves you.
1092
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,360
But everybody thinks
you were having..
1093
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,200
They'll think it anyway.
It doesn't matter.
1094
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,720
That's not true,
it matters to Tuppy.
1095
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,640
I can't be responsible
for ruining that.
1096
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,400
You wanna spoil the one
good thing I've ever done?
1097
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,360
It's only right to tell him
the truth.
1098
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,000
You love each other!
That's your truth.
1099
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:41,160
Why you giving up your chance
of marriage to save mine?
1100
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,400
- It doesn't make any sense.
- I'll tell you the truth.
1101
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,360
But first, promise you're not
going to make..
1102
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,280
some grand confession.
1103
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,680
Swear it on whatever you
hold sacred.
1104
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,360
I swear on my mother.
1105
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,960
Pardon?
1106
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:06,040
She's my guardian angel.
1107
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:08,320
My whole life, I've wanted
to be like her.
1108
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:13,440
I'm sure she wouldn't hold you
to such a standard.
1109
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:18,040
She'd be so ashamed of me now.
1110
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,840
We all straddle the abyss,
Mrs Windemere.
1111
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,520
If we never look down, how can
we know who we are?
1112
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,800
A mother could never be ashamed
of a daughter who didn't fall in.
1113
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,920
I hope you're right.
1114
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,160
I've never been more certain
of anything.
1115
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,080
I swear, them.
1116
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:50,200
What is it you wanted to tell me?
1117
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,960
Nothing.
1118
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,720
I'll miss my plane.
1119
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,920
Goodbye, Mrs Windemere.
1120
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,840
I hope we meet again.
1121
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,000
So do I.
1122
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,960
Mrs Erlynne.
1123
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,560
- You didn't tell her?
- No.
1124
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,800
Why not?
1125
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,600
She has a mother.
1126
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:38,240
A photograph in a locket.
1127
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,440
It's a fairy tale.
1128
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:45,400
A kind, caring mother, who loves
and watches over her.
1129
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,920
I'm not going to take that away.
1130
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,560
And neither should you.
1131
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,560
Mrs Erlynne,
One thousand Dollars.
1132
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:08,240
For one night I thought you were in
love with another woman.
1133
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,520
For one night I thought you were in
love with another man.
1134
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,600
- She was right.
- Who?
1135
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:22,120
Mrs Erlynne said we can't
shut our eyes..
1136
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,480
to everything that isn't perfect..
1137
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,120
otherwise we might fall
into a huge abyss.
1138
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,600
We almost fell.
1139
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:30,640
She's a smart woman.
1140
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,000
She's a good woman.
1141
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,640
Better than I thought.
1142
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,680
She insisted.
1143
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,000
Who?
1144
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:22,200
Meg.
Something to remember her by.
1145
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:25,480
And she explained everything.
1146
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,600
Everything?
1147
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:30,040
Oh, yes, couse.
The flat tyre, the dog.
1148
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,920
The Brazilian taxi diver with the
pregnant daughter..
1149
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,800
who lost her purse.
1150
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:36,400
And the only thing I can say
in my defense is..
1151
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:39,240
that I have no defense.
1152
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:43,040
I jumped to conclusions and
thought the worst.
1153
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,960
Where's this old crate going to?
1154
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,360
I don't know.
1155
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,800
Will you marry me when get there?
1156
01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,820
A man gets the wife he deserves.
1157
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:03,400
Well, I've been a very, very bad man.
1158
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,360
<font color="#ffff00">
You know, John,
love's a battleground.</font>
1159
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,760
<font color="#ffff00">
lt was only a flesh wound.</font>
1160
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:20,560
<font color="#ffff00">
Men advance,
women resist.</font>
1161
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:24,080
<font color="#ffff00">
We retreat and they
block our escape.</font>
1162
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:25,640
<font color="#ffff00">
We can't win.</font>
1163
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:28,240
<font color="#ffff00">
The sexes will never understand
each other.</font>
1164
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:31,080
<font color="#ffff00">
Only because they take such pains
to deceive each other.</font>
1165
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:35,240
<font color="#ffff00">
Oh, hello Dumby,
are you awake?</font>
1166
01:23:35,247 --> 01:23:36,460
<font color="#ffff00">
Am I winning?</font>
1167
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:49,500
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