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A-HAUNTING WE WILL GO
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HAMILTON
POLICE STATION
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Well, gentlemen, we trust you
spent a comfortable night with us.
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And we hope that your
breakfast was satisfactory.
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Well, to be truthful,
my oatmeal was a little lumpy.
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I would've been more comfortable
with another mattress on my bed.
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We'll correct those defects
on your next visit.
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- Thank you. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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What a peaceful day...
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Now, listen, if you aren't
out of town in six hours...
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...you'll spend 60 days
with a pick and shovel.
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Stay away from the freight yards
and stick to the highway.
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Well, here's another nice predicament
you've gotten us into.
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Your oatmeal was lumpy.
Get out!
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Florida isn't that way.
It's this way.
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Want a lift, boys?
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Okay.
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Oh, yes, sir.
Thank you very much.
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Yes, sir.
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Whew!
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- You all right?
- Yes, sir.
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Here we go.
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- Gosh, I think my battery is
dead. - I'll give you a push.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Only take a second.
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Tell him to put it in gear.
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- Put it in gear.
- Okay.
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And when I get it going fast
to let his clutch out.
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- When it's fast, let your
clutch out. - Right.
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Come out and help me.
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- Come out and help him.
- Not him, you.
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- You all ready?
- All ready.
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- Here we go.
- Go ahead.
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Well, thanks ever so much, boys.
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- Aren't you going to Florida?
- Florida?
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Yes, I hope to go
to Florida someday.
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I hear it's a very,
very pretty place.
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I've got to go in the house
and phone for a battery.
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Thanks for everything.
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See what Superman is doing.
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Listen to this: "Free transportation
and expenses to Dayton.
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Phone Evergreen 4-2120."
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This is our chance
to get out of town.
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See if there's one for Florida.
I'm dying for an orange.
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You'll have to be
satisfied with Dayton.
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Come on.
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436. This is it.
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It's locked.
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Another customer.
Hurry up, get that wig on.
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And ditch that cigar.
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The glasses.
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Good morning, sir. I phoned
in answer to your advertisement.
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What does he want?
We didn't advertise for two.
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But we can do the work of one.
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It so happens that our business
takes us to Dayton and I thought...
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- We'll see. Come in.
- Thank you.
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This way, please.
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Aunt Mary, these gentlemen have come
in answer to our advertisement.
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- Now what did I do?
- Shh.
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She's all broke up over her boy.
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- What happened to him?
- Caught a cold, went like that.
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Where did he go?
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May we offer
our deepest sympathies.
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- Mine too.
- Thanks.
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Come this way.
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Here he is, Cousin Charlie.
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Sweeter boy never lived.
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But what has he got to do
with the trip to Dayton?
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- He's going too.
- With us?
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No, you're going with him.
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Ollie, let's go to Florida.
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I'm sorry, sir, but we couldn't
even consider it.
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My partner and I have confidential
business to discuss on the way...
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...and, well, three's a crowd.
Goodbye and thank you very much.
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Well, how do you like that?
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Gee, they was perfect for it.
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- A stupider pair of jerks I've
never seen. - Perfect is right.
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Only a BB-head would let them
get away.
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- I didn't think they were sharp.
- Who asked you to start thinking?
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- You're in for a sock on the chin.
- Go ahead and start...
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Now cut it out, you guys.
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You know, Joe,
it ain't right to hit a dame.
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- I don't like that crack
either, Darby. - Okay, Ma.
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Look, the police.
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- We'd better go back.
- To the coffin?
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Better to spend one night with a corpse
than 60 days with the cops. Come on.
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Uh, we've changed our minds.
That is, if we could both go.
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Yeah, I can ride on Ollie's lap.
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Just a minute, please.
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Aunt Mary's anxious
to have you accompany Charlie.
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She says you remind her
of her two nephews...
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...Sheldon and Cheesey.
- Isn't that sweet.
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I'll give you 100 bucks
for the job.
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Half when I meet you at the train,
the rest when you deliver Charlie.
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That's fine. Now, could we have
a little something on account?
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- On account of we haven't eaten.
- Well, here's 20.
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- Thank you. - I'll give you
the other 30 at the train.
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It's the afternoon train
for Dayton, 4:00.
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We'll be there. Goodbye, ma'am.
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We'll take good care of Charlie.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Okay, Darby.
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Nice going, Joe.
You handled it great.
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Take it easy. It's the back door.
Get it, Joe.
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- Who is it?
It's me, Dixie.
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You little rooster.
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- There he is.
- Doc Lake, you old walrus.
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Greetings, Joseph, my boy.
You're looking fit as a fiddle.
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- Alcatraz agrees with you.
- It was tough but I can take it.
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Are we glad to see you.
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Guess who this is.
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Why, I don't believe
I've had the pleasure.
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- How do you do, Mrs...?
- Mrs. Frank Lucas.
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What?
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How are you, Doc?
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Well, I declare.
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Since when have you
gone in for histrionics?
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Still hanging lace on your
language. How you been doing?
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Where do you think I dug up the old
croaker? Reading palms in a gypsy joint.
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- Merely a fill-in during a
financial hiatus. - I see.
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Doc, we got another surprise
for you too.
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Wait until you see this.
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Darby Mason.
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Who got him? The police?
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No, and they never will.
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We fooled you, didn't we, Doc?
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Yes. You boys had me
at a great disadvantage.
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This is very mysterious to me.
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- Didn't Dixie tell you?
- No.
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- You wanted to surprise him.
- Show him the clipping.
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Here.
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"Attorney still seeking
Egbert Norton, heir to fortune.
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The will of the late
Jasper 'Rags' Norton, aged recluse...
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...who was found dead in his shack
at the city dump last year...
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...is to be probated next Thursday.
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The will bequeaths
his entire fortune of...
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...$250,000 to his missing
nephew, Egbert Norton...
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...but provides
that in case he is not located...
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...the entire estate goes to the
city for the erection of a new zoo.
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Anyone knowing of his whereabouts
is urgently requested...
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...to contact Attorney Malcolm
Kilgore, executor of the estate."
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Can you imagine using my 250 G's to
cage up a lot of moth-eaten animals?
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Your 250 G's?
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Dr. Lake, I happen
to be Egbert Norton.
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No.
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How do you like that
for a handle? "Egbert."
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Never mind the cracks, Dixie.
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Why, it's a veritable bonanza.
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Oh. But you, you're
as hot as a volcano.
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That's the idea of the wooden
overcoat: A pushover.
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Remember that sanitarium
near Dayton?
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- I do.
- The place is still there...
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...broken-down and deserted, and
you're going to open it up again.
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That, my boy,
would be extremely hazardous.
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Not for a few days, it won't.
We're gonna work fast.
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You and Dixie will take
the 3:00 plane out.
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- Frankie and me will go on
the next one. - Yeah?
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- What about Darby? - He's
going on the train in the box.
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Yeah. Come here.
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Get the air conditioning.
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You can open it
from the inside. See?
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- Will I get enough air, Doc?
- Why, of course.
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- During normal breathing, a man's...
- Never mind the lecture.
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- Will I be breathing when I get
to Dayton? - You have my guarantee.
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You see, we got nothing
to worry about.
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Yeah, we've got nothing
to worry about, eh?
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Attention all police officers,
highway patrols, and county sheriffs.
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Darby Mason is believed
trapped in the city.
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Watch all airports and depots.
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Repeating his description:
He is 6 feet tall...
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...brown complexion,
and when last seen...
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Cover this end of the platform,
men. Keep a sharp lookout.
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Looks like a police convention.
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They just come down
to see that we leave town.
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Why, don't they trust us?
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Gangway, fellas.
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- Look, here's Charlie.
- Just a minute.
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- We'll help. We're taking
him to Dayton. - Okay.
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Give me a hand.
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Here, hold that.
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- Clumsy. - It slipped.
I couldn't help it.
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That's all right.
They can take it.
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Thanks for the help, fellas.
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- I wonder where Charlie's
friend is. - I wonder.
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- We'd better go look for him.
- That's a good idea. We'll go and look...
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- Hey. Come here.
- Oh, hello there.
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- It's nearly time and we were worried.
- Yeah, about the other $30.
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- Charlie's right over there.
- As snug as a bug in a box.
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- Here's your 30.
- Thank you.
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Get this. Check the coffin
through to Dayton.
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When you get there, Mr. Draper of the
Deluxe Funeral Parlor will meet you.
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Is that clear?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, hold it.
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Hurry it up, boys. We're late.
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Wilcox?
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- Step on it. We can't hold the
train. - We got tied up in traffic.
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Show folks wait
till the last minute.
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- Suspense, colonel. We live by it.
- Well, start tying them on.
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DANTE The Magician
TEMPLE THEATRE, DAYTON, OHIO
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- Is my costume trunk on, Tommy?
- Of course.
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- I told you it always goes
on first. - Just checking.
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You won't forget the time
I left it in Philadelphia.
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Assisting Uncle Harry in a bathing
suit made an impression on me.
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On the audience too.
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- Anything I can get you?
- Wait till I give these to Wilcox.
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- I'll be with you.
- Okay.
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- Your tickets. Check him through.
- Goodbye.
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Don't worry about Charlie,
because...
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Pardon me, are you the baggage man?
Will you check Charlie onto the train?
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- Who's Charlie?
- Right over there.
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- He's going to Dayton. - Yeah?
Well, he almost missed the train.
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- He's got plenty of time.
Better step on it.
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From ATLANTA
To DAYTON
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We'll get him there.
Don't worry about that.
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Aboard!
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A tidy little nest egg.
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How about some dinner?
I'm getting hungry.
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Don't be so greedy.
We just split a hamburger.
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And besides, we can eat in Dayton
for half of what it costs in the diner.
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- I'll be twice as hungry in
the morning. - Don't bicker.
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By the way, Phillips, have we enough
money for expenses in Medford?
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By Jove, it slipped my mind.
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- How much you think we'll need, Parker?
- I should say $ 100 will suffice.
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I hope you have
the necessary dollar bill.
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Fortunately, I just have one.
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Thank you.
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Did you see that?
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He put a dollar bill in there
and a $ 10 bill came out.
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Pardon me, gentlemen,
but isn't that counterfeiting?
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Oh, no, no.
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You look like a man familiar
with good United States currency.
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- Up to a certain point.
- Amazing. Silk threads and all.
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- Hm.
- It's genuine, Stanley.
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It certainly is. Mm-mm-mm.
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Thank you.
238
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,312
A $ 100 bill!
239
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,190
- You think $ 100 will be enough?
- We'll manage all right.
240
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,150
Just what is all this about, sir?
241
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,986
Is it possible that men
of your apparent intelligence...
242
00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:12,030
...have not heard
of the "Inflato"?
243
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,991
You see, we've been out of town,
haven't we, Ollie?
244
00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:17,369
- Inflato? - Yes, the name
of this little device.
245
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,538
Inflato, taken from
the word "inflation."
246
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,916
It's a spread-the-wealth project
sponsored by the O.C.C.
247
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,335
- What's an Ock?
- Ock?
248
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,505
O.C.C.,
Office of Currency Circulation.
249
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,590
Where could we get one of those?
250
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,968
We'd only make enough
for our bare necessities.
251
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,095
- And a swimming pool.
- Yeah.
252
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:37,472
I'm afraid the O.C.C. Had issued
the Inflato quota for the year.
253
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,682
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
254
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,142
We're getting into Medford.
255
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,811
Phillips, I've always subscribed
to the idea...
256
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,981
...that the American public
is 99 percent honest.
257
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:51,194
As I have my Inflato in my trunk, I think
we can let these gentlemen have this.
258
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,988
They look honest.
259
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:57,075
I'll never use another slug in
an Automat. Cross my heart.
260
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,077
- There you are.
- Thank you. Thank you.
261
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,955
In case we haven't enough
money to carry us in Medford...
262
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,791
...would you give us the cash
you have? - Oh, sure, gladly.
263
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,378
There you are, sir. You'd better
leave us a dollar to start production.
264
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,965
- Of course.
- Thank you. Two princes.
265
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:15,969
- A pair of kings.
- A couple of jerks.
266
00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:20,223
- What a stroke of good fortune.
- It sure is.
267
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,310
Let's try it and see
what a $ 1000 bill looks like.
268
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:26,354
Think of what we can do
for our country, you and I.
269
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:30,150
- And Inflatto.
- Inflato, stupid.
270
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:33,361
We can take the whole world
out of bankruptcy.
271
00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:36,489
- And our watches out of hock.
- There will be no more poverty.
272
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,367
- It will stop all crime.
- You know what?
273
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:41,828
We can put every cop on a pension.
274
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,372
Except those two that
pinched us, you remember?
275
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,500
- I wouldn't...
- I'll grind out millions...
276
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:51,379
...billions for our people,
night in, night out...
277
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,715
...day in, day out.
278
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,594
As long as this good right arm...
279
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,474
has the strength to carry on.
280
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,082
There's no further need
for thrift, Stanley.
281
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,876
I know, but it might
rain tomorrow.
282
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,380
Aah.
283
00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:40,345
- Enjoying your dinner, gentlemen?
- Yes, indeed.
284
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,806
- How much is the check?
- Now, let me see.
285
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,974
Two number 7's
and two number 8's...
286
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,852
With a couple of New York steaks
and a couple cigars.
287
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,979
Which comes to 6.80 even.
288
00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:54,067
- Very, very reasonable.
- It certainly is.
289
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:08,623
There you are, my good man.
Give me a dollar and keep the rest.
290
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,253
PHONEY MAZUMA
YOU CAN'T PASS ME
291
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:23,012
Yes, sir, this sure is
a good trick.
292
00:20:23,596 --> 00:20:26,599
But y'all can't pass
stage money on me.
293
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,644
Stage money?
294
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,820
Something's happened to Inflato.
295
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:42,449
- Ordinarily, this produces
millions. - While you wait.
296
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:46,035
Now, if you gentlemen is serious,
I got to go and report this.
297
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,831
Give it another whirl, Ollie.
Let me try it.
298
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:55,253
Wait a minute, maybe l... Let me
try, see if I can't get this thing...
299
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,722
Maybe I can get it from this side.
300
00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:10,810
What kind of a phony are you guys
trying to pull here, anyway?
301
00:21:10,977 --> 00:21:15,148
- Something's gone wrong with Inflato.
- Yeah, it's got him by the throat.
302
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:16,608
Aah!
303
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:23,156
Very funny.
Now, just cough up $6.80.
304
00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:27,702
This thing's supposed to print money,
with silk worms and everything, isn't it?
305
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,831
I've heard some dillies in my years on
this road but this one wins the marbles.
306
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,959
You guys dig up the dough
or off you go at the next stop.
307
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:38,296
- Just be patient. I'll get the money...
- What are you trying to do?
308
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,048
Insult my intellect?
309
00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:43,218
Tell Vince to stop at Milledgeville.
310
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,346
- Blackguard.
- And his name fits him too.
311
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:49,766
- We better go and find those two.
- Before we get to Milledgeville.
312
00:21:49,974 --> 00:21:51,142
I should say so...
313
00:21:58,691 --> 00:22:01,361
Oh, gracious.
Look how they stay on.
314
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:05,073
- Gee, that's good. - It's all
by magic. There, try it.
315
00:22:05,239 --> 00:22:07,492
- Why do they stay on?
- But they don't stick.
316
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,996
- Do another one, Mr. Dante,
please. - Oh, all right.
317
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,291
- What is this?
- Sugar.
318
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,294
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
319
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,089
You watch me, I'll cover it
with a napkin. That right?
320
00:22:21,255 --> 00:22:22,882
- Yes.
- Sim Sala Bim.
321
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,927
- Oh, it's candy!
- We want some!
322
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,097
- Would you like to see
another one? - Oh, yes.
323
00:22:29,263 --> 00:22:30,932
Here's another one
I do with sugar.
324
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,642
- Sugar?
- Yes.
325
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,560
You just watch this.
And it's empty?
326
00:22:34,727 --> 00:22:36,187
Yes.
327
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,523
This time you say "Sim Sala Bim."
328
00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:42,318
- Sim Sala Bim.
- Good.
329
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,488
- A duck!
- Oh, how cute.
330
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,826
- Cute. Isn't it cute?
- He's sweet, isn't he?
331
00:22:49,992 --> 00:22:51,369
- You like ducks?
- Yeah.
332
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,747
- There you are. You take good care
of it. - Thanks a lot, Mr. Dante.
333
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:56,374
You're welcome.
334
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,668
- Your change, sir.
- That's for you, son.
335
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,045
- Oh, thanks. - And a couple
of passes for my show.
336
00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:03,589
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
337
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,262
Pardon me, sir, but have you seen
two gentlemen about this tall?
338
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,806
- It's very important.
- I don't believe I have.
339
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:15,393
Thank you, sir.
Well, if it isn't Buffalo Bill.
340
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:17,395
My dad used to tell me about you.
341
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:20,773
- You've seen the picture of Buffalo
Bill. - On the back of a nickel.
342
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,442
I didn't recognize you.
343
00:23:22,608 --> 00:23:25,194
- Those are a lot of fun.
- Not for us, they're not.
344
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,739
- Have you got an Inflato?
- I used to have one.
345
00:23:27,947 --> 00:23:31,659
- What was that you call it?
- Inflato, taken from the word "inflation."
346
00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:34,162
Money just poured out
when the gentleman sold it.
347
00:23:34,328 --> 00:23:37,415
Yeah, it was a good buy for $50
before it went haywire.
348
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,459
You mean to say
you paid $50 for this?
349
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:42,211
No, 49. We've got a dollar
tied up in the gears.
350
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:45,548
- I haven't seen one of these
for ages. - Where have you been?
351
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,759
- Do you belong to the O.C.C.?
- I'm a magician.
352
00:23:48,968 --> 00:23:50,928
A magician? Well!
353
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,932
I used to dabble in the art
of legerdemain myself.
354
00:23:56,851 --> 00:23:59,687
Pick a card. Any card.
355
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,606
- Now look at it.
- I have it.
356
00:24:01,772 --> 00:24:03,357
Place it in your pocket.
357
00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:06,194
Now concentrate very, very deeply.
358
00:24:06,402 --> 00:24:08,738
- He's been fooling me with
this for years. - Yeah.
359
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,449
- Ace of spades.
- By George, that's marvelous.
360
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,744
- Card, please. - You'll find
it in your friend's hat.
361
00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:22,543
Say, that's wonderful.
How did you do it?
362
00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:23,794
It's a secret.
363
00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:29,258
- Give me those.
- That's...
364
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:32,178
All right, you guys,
stop bothering Mr. Dante here.
365
00:24:32,386 --> 00:24:35,348
We're getting into Milledgeville
and that's where you get off.
366
00:24:35,514 --> 00:24:37,683
We'll pay you
when we get Charlie to Dayton.
367
00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:39,560
- Sure.
- Why are you putting them off?
368
00:24:39,727 --> 00:24:43,606
- They tried to beat a dinner
bill for $6.80. - We did not...
369
00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:47,693
I assure you that our intentions
were perfectly honorable.
370
00:24:47,902 --> 00:24:49,320
I'll pay their bill.
371
00:24:49,528 --> 00:24:53,699
It's up to you, but for my dough, you're
just encouraging a couple of con men.
372
00:24:53,908 --> 00:24:55,243
I'll take that chance.
373
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,787
That's where you get off.
374
00:24:58,162 --> 00:25:01,415
Sorry, boys, but you can buy these
at any novelty shop for $ 1.50.
375
00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:04,043
- You mean we've been victimized?
- I'm afraid so.
376
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:07,588
- Ollie, we've been cheated.
- How can we ever repay you?
377
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:09,840
With the $50 we're gonna get
for Charlie.
378
00:25:10,049 --> 00:25:12,051
- We can give...
- Are you stopping in Dayton?
379
00:25:12,426 --> 00:25:14,345
I'll be playing
at the Temple Theatre.
380
00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,473
Then we'll see you tomorrow.
You've been very kind. Goodbye.
381
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,308
- Goodbye, Bill.
- Goodbye.
382
00:25:25,773 --> 00:25:27,858
FERNDALE
SANITARIUM
383
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:37,910
Operator, I wanna talk to attorney
Malcolm Kilgore in Dayton...
384
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,455
...at Riverdale 3-4786.
- Darby got in all right.
385
00:25:41,622 --> 00:25:43,082
- Dixie phoned. He's on
the way over now. - Shh.
386
00:25:43,249 --> 00:25:45,001
- Good.
- What?
387
00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,670
This is Dr. Travelyan
at the Ferndale Sanitarium.
388
00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:50,673
All right, I'll hold the line.
389
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:53,926
MALCOLM KILGORE
ATTORNEY AT LAW
390
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,681
Yes, yes, this is Kilgore.
391
00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:02,309
This is Dr. Bradley Travelyan
of the Ferndale Sanitarium.
392
00:26:02,518 --> 00:26:06,188
A few days ago I read an item in
the paper regarding Egbert Norton.
393
00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:10,359
- Have you information regarding him?
- Well, I have a patient here...
394
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,570
...apparently the victim
of a hit-and-run.
395
00:26:12,778 --> 00:26:15,322
For three weeks now, he's
been between life and death.
396
00:26:15,614 --> 00:26:19,577
This morning he spoke for the first
time. Said he was Egbert Norton.
397
00:26:19,785 --> 00:26:22,788
Identify himself?
Oh, I suppose he can.
398
00:26:22,997 --> 00:26:25,624
But won't you recognize him
when you see him?
399
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,252
Egbert Norton ran away from
home when he was a boy.
400
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:31,964
As a consequence, I've never seen him.
He should be able to identify himself...
401
00:26:32,131 --> 00:26:36,427
...by a very unusual ring given him
by his uncle. That is, if he still has it.
402
00:26:36,635 --> 00:26:39,221
I have a duplicate of the ring
in my possession.
403
00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:42,266
Why, yes,
he does have an unusual ring.
404
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,603
I happened to noticed it when
I dressed an abrasion on his arm.
405
00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:48,564
That sounds encouraging.
When can he come to my office?
406
00:26:48,856 --> 00:26:52,985
In his condition, a trip to town at this
time might have serious consequences.
407
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:58,783
But on the other hand, a visit from you
might be very helpful to the boy.
408
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:02,995
Fine. We're located in Ferndale
on the road to Cincinnati.
409
00:27:03,162 --> 00:27:06,248
Huh? Say, 1:00?
410
00:27:06,457 --> 00:27:08,417
Oh, that will be quite satisfactory.
411
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,669
Yes, I'll see you then, sir.
Goodbye.
412
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:17,051
Well, gentlemen, that calls for
a drink. Has anyone a bottle?
413
00:27:27,978 --> 00:27:29,647
It's Dixie.
414
00:27:31,857 --> 00:27:33,192
- Hi, fellas.
You got him?
415
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,194
He's in the box.
Nice going, Dixie.
416
00:27:35,402 --> 00:27:38,405
Steady.
- Come on, give us a hand, Doc.
417
00:27:38,614 --> 00:27:41,116
- Easy now, easy.
- Keep punching, Darby, old boy.
418
00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:43,536
- We'll have you out in a shake.
- Gently, now.
419
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:45,079
Are you breathing, Darby?
420
00:27:45,287 --> 00:27:47,373
- Lf he ain't, we're
all dead gooses. - Geese.
421
00:27:47,581 --> 00:27:50,251
- Watch out for that first step.
- Don't tip it. Easy.
422
00:27:51,418 --> 00:27:54,088
- You're putting all the weight
on me. - Never mind that.
423
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,006
Bring him in. Put it down.
That's it.
424
00:27:56,173 --> 00:27:58,342
- All right, Darby, you're home.
- Open up.
425
00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:00,552
- You're amongst friends.
- Darby.
426
00:28:02,179 --> 00:28:03,722
- Darby!
- I'll get my respirator.
427
00:28:03,931 --> 00:28:06,350
Get me a jimmy.
Get out of the way.
428
00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:08,519
Come on, help me here.
429
00:28:08,727 --> 00:28:10,980
All right, there we are.
430
00:28:12,898 --> 00:28:15,484
Well, can you tie that?
Boy, he sure spoiled fast.
431
00:28:16,443 --> 00:28:18,487
He must've ate something.
432
00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:21,740
- This is a mummy.
- An imitation one at that.
433
00:28:21,949 --> 00:28:24,451
You wouldn't be pulling
a fast one, would you, Dixie?
434
00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:26,370
Who, me?
Have you blown your topper?
435
00:28:26,578 --> 00:28:28,163
- Where's Darby?
- I don't know...
436
00:28:28,372 --> 00:28:29,832
Hold it, Joseph, my boy.
437
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,126
I've just made
a very significant discovery.
438
00:28:32,334 --> 00:28:34,878
These handbills belong to Dante,
the Magician.
439
00:28:35,087 --> 00:28:38,215
- You mean, he made Darby disappear?
- Inadvertently, yes.
440
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:42,302
- Find out if Dante's playing Dayton.
- He is. I read he's at the Temple Theatre.
441
00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:44,888
My deduction is correct.
This must be Dante's.
442
00:28:45,097 --> 00:28:48,142
- By coincidence, identical with ours.
- Let's go. Temple Theatre!
443
00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:52,062
Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We must do this with the utmost care.
444
00:28:52,271 --> 00:28:54,023
Any one of you might be recognized.
445
00:28:54,231 --> 00:28:56,900
Since I can walk the streets
with reasonable impunity...
446
00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:59,194
...I think I'm
the logical one to go.
447
00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:01,655
Yeah, I guess he's right.
448
00:29:01,864 --> 00:29:04,867
Mr. Kilgore. I almost forgot.
449
00:29:07,786 --> 00:29:11,081
Hello, operator.
Get me Riverdale 3-4786.
450
00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:14,209
Mr. Malcolm Kilgore.
Hurry, please.
451
00:29:14,585 --> 00:29:16,420
Yes, yes.
452
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,297
A relapse?
453
00:29:18,505 --> 00:29:20,507
Oh, that's too bad, doctor.
454
00:29:20,716 --> 00:29:24,386
Tomorrow? I think
I can make that. Same time?
455
00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:26,972
Good. I'll be there.
456
00:29:49,661 --> 00:29:51,830
Just a minute.
Where are you guys going?
457
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:54,958
- We have an appointment with
Mr. Dante. - He didn't leave word.
458
00:29:55,209 --> 00:29:58,629
- We owe him some money. - You
owe Dante money? That's a laugh.
459
00:29:58,837 --> 00:30:02,591
- Yes, and we're going to pay him too.
- Yeah, and that's a bigger laugh.
460
00:30:02,841 --> 00:30:06,512
One hundred,
200, 300, 400...
461
00:30:06,762 --> 00:30:10,140
Pardon me, miss. Could you tell me
where I could find Mr. Dante?
462
00:30:10,390 --> 00:30:13,477
- On the stage, I think.
- Thank you very much.
463
00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:22,361
Stanley, must you touch everything
you see? Oh!
464
00:30:22,903 --> 00:30:24,530
Oh.
465
00:30:27,824 --> 00:30:30,077
Let that alone. Oh!
466
00:30:46,176 --> 00:30:48,136
Oh, Mr. Dante.
- Well, hello.
467
00:30:48,303 --> 00:30:50,013
We came to pay you
the money we owe.
468
00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:52,140
- Oh, thank you.
- Don't mention it.
469
00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:56,353
Gee, it's too bad nobody showed up
to see you, but we'll stay.
470
00:30:56,603 --> 00:30:58,438
- Everything's ready, Mr. Dante.
- Good.
471
00:30:58,689 --> 00:31:00,566
This is Tommy White,
my stage manager.
472
00:31:00,816 --> 00:31:02,442
- Hardy's my name.
- How do you do?
473
00:31:02,651 --> 00:31:05,571
- And this is my associate,
Mr. Laurel. - How do you do?
474
00:31:07,322 --> 00:31:09,700
- Glad to know you.
- Why?
475
00:31:10,284 --> 00:31:13,662
- George, bring that booth forward.
- Yes, sir.
476
00:31:13,912 --> 00:31:15,956
Right about there.
That's good.
477
00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:19,626
- Having telephone trouble?
- No, just a little experiment of mine.
478
00:31:20,168 --> 00:31:24,214
Gee, you're awful late. We've had
telephones for years. Haven't we, Ollie?
479
00:31:24,464 --> 00:31:26,633
It's an illusion, silly.
480
00:31:26,883 --> 00:31:29,344
- Oh.
- Could I be of any help to you?
481
00:31:30,804 --> 00:31:33,557
We wanna try the illusion.
Is everything ready, Tommy?
482
00:31:33,765 --> 00:31:35,058
Yes, I think so.
483
00:31:35,309 --> 00:31:38,603
If one of you would step into
that booth, we can give it a try.
484
00:31:38,854 --> 00:31:41,606
I'll be tickled delighted.
I certainly will.
485
00:31:42,899 --> 00:31:45,652
- Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry, Ollie, really.
486
00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:49,614
- Look, there's a booth over there.
- Thank you.
487
00:31:52,659 --> 00:31:54,453
I won't be a minute, Ollie.
488
00:31:54,661 --> 00:31:56,747
That's quite all right.
489
00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:04,963
- You got two dimes for a nickel?
- Yes.
490
00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:06,923
- There you are.
- Thank you.
491
00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:08,467
You're quite welcome.
492
00:32:15,223 --> 00:32:18,727
- Can't I have a little privacy?
- I'm terribly sorry.
493
00:32:32,741 --> 00:32:34,117
Oh!
494
00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:38,038
- Well, it works all right, Tommy.
- It sure does.
495
00:32:44,377 --> 00:32:48,173
- That's a perfect illusion,
Mr. Dante. - But where is Stanley?
496
00:33:01,728 --> 00:33:03,188
Aah!
497
00:33:04,105 --> 00:33:06,691
Wasn't that a cute trick, Ollie?
498
00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:10,153
Tommy, they might get us
some laughs in the show.
499
00:33:10,403 --> 00:33:13,406
- Yeah, we could sure use
a few too. - Engage them.
500
00:33:13,657 --> 00:33:15,992
Boys, how would you like
to work for Mr. Dante?
501
00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:19,579
- Well, I've had no experience.
- I've had enough for both of us.
502
00:33:19,788 --> 00:33:22,791
- How about 25 a week?
- Well, that's agreeable, to start.
503
00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:25,669
- Not with me, it isn't.
- What do you mean, not with you?
504
00:33:25,877 --> 00:33:28,004
I want 40 a month or nothing.
505
00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:29,965
- Take it or leave it.
- We leave it.
506
00:33:30,173 --> 00:33:31,633
Okay, we'll take it.
507
00:33:31,842 --> 00:33:34,302
- I want to fit you with
some costumes. - Mr. White...
508
00:33:34,553 --> 00:33:37,931
...you may depend upon me for the
greatest performance of my career.
509
00:33:38,181 --> 00:33:40,767
- Okay, boys, follow me.
- Come, Stanley.
510
00:33:43,812 --> 00:33:45,522
Stanley.
511
00:33:48,775 --> 00:33:50,652
Come on here.
512
00:33:51,194 --> 00:33:54,030
- Good and tight now, boys.
- Yes, all right.
513
00:33:54,322 --> 00:33:55,865
Okay, boys, take it away.
514
00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,487
Now Playing TEMPLE THEATRE
DANTE
515
00:34:41,494 --> 00:34:43,621
- Hold still, Uncle Harry.
- All right.
516
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:46,333
Excuse me. There's a couple
of gentlemen to see you.
517
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,209
All right, Tommy.
518
00:34:49,794 --> 00:34:51,713
Well.
519
00:34:56,009 --> 00:34:58,261
- How do you like us, Mr. Dante?
- Fine.
520
00:34:58,511 --> 00:34:59,888
Look.
521
00:35:04,059 --> 00:35:06,353
You look like a page
out of the Arabian Nights.
522
00:35:06,603 --> 00:35:09,856
- Ollie looks like the whole book.
- I sure do...
523
00:35:10,732 --> 00:35:12,609
Well, I guess everything's all set.
524
00:35:12,859 --> 00:35:16,112
If you'll get me a goldfish bowl,
two white rabbits and a glass...
525
00:35:16,321 --> 00:35:19,240
Wait a minute. You just
follow Mr. Dante's instructions.
526
00:35:19,491 --> 00:35:21,659
Meantime, you can help us
set up some props.
527
00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:23,912
- Anything you say.
- Within reason.
528
00:35:24,162 --> 00:35:25,455
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
529
00:35:25,705 --> 00:35:27,165
Goodbye.
530
00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:31,294
Boys, pick up this table
and put it in the other entrance.
531
00:35:31,503 --> 00:35:33,129
Yes, sir.
532
00:35:40,095 --> 00:35:43,848
- It's real. T-bone.
- Oh, boy.
533
00:35:57,070 --> 00:35:58,863
Oh, boys, please don't fool
with the props.
534
00:35:59,114 --> 00:36:02,200
- The most amazing thing just
happened. - You'd never believe it.
535
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:04,619
Just stand over to the side,
out of the way.
536
00:36:04,869 --> 00:36:07,247
- Eddie. Get that other bird.
- Yes, sir.
537
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:13,753
Clumsy.
538
00:36:15,088 --> 00:36:16,714
Ooh. Ow!
539
00:36:16,923 --> 00:36:18,842
- Just a minute.
- Yes, sir.
540
00:36:19,801 --> 00:36:22,971
- Come in here. I wanna
talk to you. - Yes, sir.
541
00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:24,264
At your service.
542
00:36:24,472 --> 00:36:25,473
PROP ROOM
543
00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:30,562
- Where's that coffin?
- Coffin?
544
00:36:30,812 --> 00:36:33,189
- Yeah, and Doc Lake.
- Doc Lake?
545
00:36:33,439 --> 00:36:35,400
I want that coffin, get me?
546
00:36:35,650 --> 00:36:38,778
- He means the coffin.
- Oh, the coffin. Oh.
547
00:36:39,028 --> 00:36:41,197
Can that chatter and start singing.
548
00:36:52,792 --> 00:36:56,129
Shut up!
Where's that coffin?
549
00:36:56,379 --> 00:36:58,631
We followed instructions
to the letter. Honest.
550
00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:00,842
Sure, we gave it to Mr. Draper.
551
00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:04,220
- There he is. Ask him. - What
are you doing here, Mr. Draper?
552
00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:06,514
Yeah, Dixie, what are you
doing here?
553
00:37:06,723 --> 00:37:09,559
That's what I'll ask you
after I find out where the box is.
554
00:37:09,726 --> 00:37:11,728
We gave it to you.
Don't you remember?
555
00:37:11,978 --> 00:37:13,438
Why aren't you at the funeral?
556
00:37:13,605 --> 00:37:15,732
The box you gave me didn't come
from Atlanta.
557
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:19,444
Oh, yes, it did. And we can prove it.
Show him the baggage receipt, Stan.
558
00:37:19,694 --> 00:37:23,072
- I left it in my other clothes.
I'll go get it. - Oh, no, you won't.
559
00:37:23,489 --> 00:37:24,866
Get away from that door.
560
00:37:25,116 --> 00:37:27,535
- What are you doing here?
- Yeah, what's the idea?
561
00:37:27,785 --> 00:37:29,078
Same as yours.
562
00:37:29,329 --> 00:37:31,039
I followed Doc
in case he needed me.
563
00:37:31,289 --> 00:37:33,958
Yeah? That's a good enough alibi
for me too.
564
00:37:34,167 --> 00:37:36,252
That's the man that hired us.
565
00:37:36,502 --> 00:37:39,672
So it is.
Charlie had a very comfortable trip.
566
00:37:41,716 --> 00:37:44,469
You two wouldn't be pulling
a double cross, would you?
567
00:37:44,677 --> 00:37:46,054
I'm protecting my cut.
568
00:37:46,304 --> 00:37:49,641
I not so sure you're not pulling
a fast one with Doc.
569
00:37:49,891 --> 00:37:51,601
Well, you're asking for it.
570
00:37:51,809 --> 00:37:53,978
My finger's as itchy as yours,
Frankie.
571
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,566
You men ought to be ashamed of
yourselves. Quarreling over a dead man.
572
00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:01,027
He'll show up somewhere.
573
00:38:01,319 --> 00:38:03,571
Boys, I'm gonna
let you in on a secret.
574
00:38:03,821 --> 00:38:07,325
We're college men. The man in
that box wasn't really dead.
575
00:38:07,575 --> 00:38:09,369
It's an initiation.
576
00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:12,497
- Oh, a fraternity.
- Yeah, a secret fraternity.
577
00:38:12,747 --> 00:38:14,123
Well, you can trust us.
578
00:38:14,332 --> 00:38:16,542
We used to belong to a lodge,
didn't we?
579
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,086
Well, then you understand.
580
00:38:18,336 --> 00:38:22,006
The coffin I sent got mixed up with
the magician's. It's here somewhere.
581
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:24,342
You gotta find it
before Charlie suffocates.
582
00:38:24,592 --> 00:38:27,595
That's right. He could be
"asphysics..." "Aspixi..."
583
00:38:27,845 --> 00:38:30,181
He could stop breathing.
584
00:38:30,765 --> 00:38:33,351
Just in case you guys
ain't so dumb as you act...
585
00:38:33,601 --> 00:38:37,647
...you better dig up that box
or you're a couple of dead Turks.
586
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:40,733
We'll find it, all right.
Just wait here. Oh!
587
00:39:02,588 --> 00:39:04,549
Sim Sala Bim.
588
00:39:04,799 --> 00:39:07,260
Good afternoon, ladies and
gentlemen, boys and girls.
589
00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:09,929
In presenting these illusions,
it is our purpose...
590
00:39:10,179 --> 00:39:13,349
...to entertain you and mystify you,
if that is possible.
591
00:39:13,558 --> 00:39:17,603
And now, I have pleasure in
presenting Margo, the Magic Maid.
592
00:39:21,274 --> 00:39:23,818
That's funny, she never missed
a performance before.
593
00:39:24,068 --> 00:39:25,069
Here I am, Mr. Dante.
594
00:39:26,487 --> 00:39:27,613
Oh, there you are.
595
00:39:30,283 --> 00:39:33,452
Close your eyes and think of sleep.
596
00:39:56,183 --> 00:39:57,810
Rigid.
597
00:41:34,657 --> 00:41:39,203
There she rests. She could remain
there for hours, should I so desire.
598
00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:41,247
But watch.
599
00:41:41,747 --> 00:41:43,290
Margo, hear me.
600
00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:44,917
Are you ready?
601
00:41:45,126 --> 00:41:47,294
Then go!
602
00:41:48,671 --> 00:41:49,922
APPLAUSE
603
00:42:09,442 --> 00:42:11,360
Oh, Charlie.
604
00:42:17,408 --> 00:42:18,951
Oh, Cha...
605
00:42:20,619 --> 00:42:22,788
Oh, Charlie.
606
00:42:30,629 --> 00:42:32,798
Charlie.
607
00:42:35,467 --> 00:42:37,094
Char...
608
00:42:37,636 --> 00:42:40,931
- What are you doing up there?
- Come up here, quick.
609
00:42:49,064 --> 00:42:51,650
- What's the matter?
- I can't see through the window.
610
00:42:51,901 --> 00:42:54,987
Why, it's a painted window,
you dope.
611
00:43:04,663 --> 00:43:05,664
Whew!
612
00:43:10,169 --> 00:43:12,922
Now look what you've done.
Come on.
613
00:43:42,618 --> 00:43:45,371
I think we're being played
for suckers by those two yaps.
614
00:43:45,537 --> 00:43:48,457
- Nobody could be as dumb.
- Give them a couple more minutes.
615
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:51,877
You can bet me they're cutting in
with Doc Lake and Darby.
616
00:43:52,127 --> 00:43:53,671
Maybe you've got something there.
617
00:43:53,921 --> 00:43:55,714
Wait a minute, Joe.
Where you going?
618
00:43:55,964 --> 00:43:57,758
Tailing those two mugs.
619
00:43:57,966 --> 00:44:00,386
- And where are you going?
- I'm tailing you.
620
00:44:00,636 --> 00:44:03,722
And I don't trust either one of you.
621
00:44:12,314 --> 00:44:16,068
- We better spread out.
- Okay, but no fast ones.
622
00:44:22,032 --> 00:44:23,742
- Hello, lieutenant.
- Hi, pop.
623
00:44:23,951 --> 00:44:27,246
- Is there a Tom White with this
troupe? - He's Dante's stage manager.
624
00:44:27,496 --> 00:44:28,956
- Find him in the wings.
- Thanks.
625
00:44:29,206 --> 00:44:30,916
- Anything wrong?
- No.
626
00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:35,587
- Excuse me.
Yes, sir.
627
00:44:36,004 --> 00:44:37,297
Oh, Charlie.
628
00:44:55,399 --> 00:44:57,526
How are you, Mr. White?
629
00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:11,457
- You got nerve, coming back
to Dayton. - I couldn't help it.
630
00:45:11,748 --> 00:45:15,335
- Didn't you and I have a deal? - But
I've got this job. We're booked here.
631
00:45:15,586 --> 00:45:18,589
- You were to stay away from Dayton.
- I had to bring the show in.
632
00:45:19,298 --> 00:45:22,593
I'm sorry, kid, but I'll have
to take you down to headquarters.
633
00:45:23,469 --> 00:45:26,972
You've gotta give me a break,
Mr. Foster. I'm making good in this job.
634
00:45:27,222 --> 00:45:29,766
There's something more important:
I'm getting married.
635
00:45:29,975 --> 00:45:32,436
She's a fine girl.
She doesn't know I been in a jam.
636
00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:37,191
We'll only be here a week. If you let me
stay, I promise I'll never come back.
637
00:45:37,441 --> 00:45:38,984
Word of honor.
638
00:45:40,152 --> 00:45:44,865
I'm not much of a gambler, but I'm
gonna take a flier on you, just this once.
639
00:45:45,115 --> 00:45:47,409
Thanks. You won't regret it.
640
00:45:47,659 --> 00:45:51,872
Okay, but I'll be around,
just in case.
641
00:45:59,254 --> 00:46:01,506
- I wonder what he did.
- I don't know.
642
00:46:01,757 --> 00:46:04,760
I'll bet you Margo's the girl
he's going to marry.
643
00:46:05,010 --> 00:46:06,637
- Honest?
- Mm-hm.
644
00:46:08,138 --> 00:46:10,599
Well, what's wrong with that?
She's a wonderful girl.
645
00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:13,393
I know it. - Well, what
are you crying about?
646
00:46:13,644 --> 00:46:16,939
- I was falling in love
with her myself. - Oh!
647
00:46:25,572 --> 00:46:28,241
Do you see who's planted
at the stage door?
648
00:46:29,826 --> 00:46:31,995
- Foster. - Somebody's
tipped him off on Darby.
649
00:46:32,245 --> 00:46:34,706
- Those two stupes, I bet.
- I'll take care of them.
650
00:46:34,957 --> 00:46:37,459
- First we gotta get Darby
out of here. - All right.
651
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:40,712
- Be careful that flatfoot
don't see us. - Come on.
652
00:46:42,047 --> 00:46:44,216
- Charlie.
- Charlie.
653
00:47:26,717 --> 00:47:28,927
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
654
00:47:29,177 --> 00:47:34,015
For your pleasure, my assistants and I
will present the famous Hindu rope trick.
655
00:47:41,565 --> 00:47:45,777
The rope of this basket is controlled
by the mysterious music of India...
656
00:47:45,986 --> 00:47:51,116
...which I shall ask Sahib Oliver
to play on the magic musette.
657
00:47:55,036 --> 00:47:57,581
- Now?
- Now.
658
00:48:33,116 --> 00:48:37,162
There it is, and there it will remain
as long as the magic music continues.
659
00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:40,624
To test the rope, I shall ask
Sahib Stan to climb it.
660
00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:42,334
If you please, Your Excellency.
661
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,740
Hey, Ollie.
Look.
662
00:49:27,671 --> 00:49:30,048
Keep playing, Ollie.
663
00:50:01,329 --> 00:50:02,956
Ollie, play.
664
00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:08,670
What are you laughing at?
665
00:50:14,509 --> 00:50:17,595
Don't stop, Ollie.
Keep playing. Aah!
666
00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:47,709
Aah!
667
00:50:51,129 --> 00:50:53,089
Good work, fellas.
You're terrific.
668
00:50:57,385 --> 00:50:58,762
Whew!
669
00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:28,958
- What about me?
- Close the door.
670
00:51:38,218 --> 00:51:41,930
- Hurry up, the sword cabinet
goes next. Coming right up.
671
00:51:52,815 --> 00:51:55,068
What's the matter with this thing?
672
00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:14,629
We better oil up those slits
after the show.
673
00:52:20,385 --> 00:52:23,388
Please, mister,
you can't do that.
674
00:52:23,721 --> 00:52:25,431
You trying to tell me
how to do this?
675
00:52:25,682 --> 00:52:29,394
- Yes, sir. You see, Ollie and l...
- Oh, scram, scram.
676
00:52:34,023 --> 00:52:36,067
Oh, poor Ollie.
677
00:52:42,573 --> 00:52:44,617
Poor Ollie.
678
00:52:56,671 --> 00:52:59,507
Come on, out of the way,
out of the way.
679
00:52:59,716 --> 00:53:01,884
Oh, poor Ollie.
680
00:53:02,218 --> 00:53:04,137
Oh, please.
681
00:53:09,517 --> 00:53:11,728
Please stop, mister.
682
00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,439
Okay, Mac, let's go.
683
00:53:17,859 --> 00:53:20,862
I'll bet he looks like a hamburger.
684
00:53:26,784 --> 00:53:29,871
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is my mysterious saber cabinet.
685
00:53:30,121 --> 00:53:33,916
I shall remove the sabers and place
the beautiful Margo in the cabinet...
686
00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:38,087
...then plunge the cold steel
of these 24 blades through her body.
687
00:53:49,098 --> 00:53:50,808
Never a dull moment.
688
00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:54,687
- I just found out where Darby is.
- Where?
689
00:53:54,937 --> 00:53:57,440
- Hanging on the ceiling.
- Cut the kidding, Joe.
690
00:53:57,690 --> 00:53:58,983
Come on.
691
00:54:11,412 --> 00:54:12,622
What are we going to do?
692
00:54:12,830 --> 00:54:15,291
When that magician does the trick
and uncovers Darby, we're cooked.
693
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:18,002
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm lamming it.
694
00:54:23,716 --> 00:54:26,385
How we gonna get past the cop
at the door?
695
00:54:29,972 --> 00:54:32,809
Here come the stupes.
They'll know another way out.
696
00:54:39,023 --> 00:54:40,566
Now don't be too hasty,
gentlemen.
697
00:54:40,775 --> 00:54:43,861
- We couldn't find your friend.
- Take it easy. We're not gonna hurt you.
698
00:54:44,070 --> 00:54:45,613
He's probably left by now
anyhow.
699
00:54:45,863 --> 00:54:48,533
- We never told a soul,
did we, Ollie? - Good.
700
00:54:48,741 --> 00:54:51,661
- We'd like to get out. - Why
don't you go out the stage door?
701
00:54:51,953 --> 00:54:53,829
- Because we're not going...
- Hold it, Joe.
702
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,456
It's a little embarrassing.
703
00:54:55,665 --> 00:54:59,126
There's a student out there we owe
some dough to and we ain't got it.
704
00:54:59,377 --> 00:55:02,463
We thought you boys might be able
to show us another way out.
705
00:55:02,672 --> 00:55:06,300
There's a window on the third floor.
You can make the sidewalk in one jump.
706
00:55:06,551 --> 00:55:09,804
- Can't you, Ollie? You just...
- One jump.
707
00:55:12,765 --> 00:55:14,308
EXIT
708
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:16,644
There's an exit door way
in the back.
709
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,940
- How do we get to it? - I think
you can reach it through here.
710
00:55:21,148 --> 00:55:23,109
That's swell. Thanks.
711
00:56:06,193 --> 00:56:08,404
Help. Help.
712
00:56:08,612 --> 00:56:11,198
Help. Help. Help!
713
00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:17,955
If the man you owe the money to
shows up, I'll tell him you left town.
714
00:56:18,205 --> 00:56:21,208
Now, remember,
keep your trap shut about this.
715
00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:22,918
Shh.
716
00:56:24,754 --> 00:56:26,547
Well, it's been swell knowing you.
717
00:56:26,756 --> 00:56:28,716
- Same to you.
- Hope to meet you sometime.
718
00:56:28,924 --> 00:56:31,093
Those college boys
are sure funny fellas.
719
00:56:31,344 --> 00:56:34,263
Say, we'd better get back.
Maybe we're holding the show up.
720
00:56:34,513 --> 00:56:36,307
Coming through, please.
721
00:56:39,185 --> 00:56:42,688
You ought to watch this next number
from out front. It's a great trick.
722
00:56:42,938 --> 00:56:44,732
Yeah? Think I will.
723
00:56:44,982 --> 00:56:47,401
You can get to the lower box
through that door.
724
00:56:47,651 --> 00:56:48,944
Thanks.
725
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,700
Tommy, who was that man
you were talking to?
726
00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:56,911
He's been hanging
around here all day.
727
00:56:57,119 --> 00:57:00,122
Well, he's a fellow I met
when I was here last time.
728
00:57:00,372 --> 00:57:03,125
- Tommy, what's the matter?
- Nothing. Nothing.
729
00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:06,462
Now, you better make your change.
You're gonna be late. Hurry.
730
00:57:06,670 --> 00:57:07,963
Okay.
731
00:57:10,633 --> 00:57:12,009
Excuse me.
732
00:57:20,267 --> 00:57:24,814
My next illusion, ladies and gentlemen,
is the famous Egyptian Invisible Transfer.
733
00:57:25,064 --> 00:57:29,985
I call your attention to the coffin
suspended from the ceiling of the theater.
734
00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:17,116
In this demonstration, I shall
endeavor to pass my subject...
735
00:58:17,324 --> 00:58:21,954
...through atomic space into the
coffin above, before your very eyes.
736
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,983
I'll bet that's Charlie.
737
01:00:15,234 --> 01:00:17,319
Keep your seats.
Stay right where you are.
738
01:00:17,569 --> 01:00:19,613
And don't move a thing
on that stage.
739
01:00:29,915 --> 01:00:32,000
Right through the heart.
740
01:00:33,043 --> 01:00:35,337
- This man's been murdered.
- What?
741
01:00:35,587 --> 01:00:38,090
No one leave the theater.
Ushers, guard the doors.
742
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:41,260
Don't let anybody out.
Drop the curtain.
743
01:00:45,722 --> 01:00:48,475
Where you going? You can't
come in. Something's happened.
744
01:00:48,684 --> 01:00:50,686
I'm an attorney.
According to the law...
745
01:00:50,894 --> 01:00:53,564
...I have the right to enter
in the interest of a client.
746
01:01:21,174 --> 01:01:23,176
- Do you know who he is?
- Yeah, I know who.
747
01:01:23,385 --> 01:01:26,388
Phone headquarters. Tell them
to send some men here right away.
748
01:01:26,597 --> 01:01:29,141
So you're only gonna stay
in Dayton a week, huh?
749
01:01:29,391 --> 01:01:31,768
I don't suppose you remember
your old pal, do you?
750
01:01:32,019 --> 01:01:33,979
But Tommy had nothing to do
with it.
751
01:01:34,229 --> 01:01:36,481
He's been right here
in the theater, working.
752
01:01:36,732 --> 01:01:38,775
You can't think Tommy
would do that.
753
01:01:39,026 --> 01:01:42,946
I know how you feel, but Mr. White here
hasn't told you things he should have.
754
01:01:44,156 --> 01:01:47,743
Oh, he's right, Margo, I should
have told you a long time ago.
755
01:01:47,951 --> 01:01:50,078
This is Doc Lake.
He used to run a sanitarium.
756
01:01:50,287 --> 01:01:53,290
I worked as his assistant
while going through medical school.
757
01:01:53,498 --> 01:01:56,668
I didn't know we were mixed up
with a gang until they arrested us.
758
01:01:56,918 --> 01:02:00,422
I found out we were treating gunshot
wounds without making a report.
759
01:02:00,672 --> 01:02:04,426
Just a victim of circumstances,
as usual.
760
01:02:05,344 --> 01:02:08,805
Officer, that man was killed
before he was put in the coffin.
761
01:02:09,056 --> 01:02:11,558
- Who says so? - You said he
was shot through the heart.
762
01:02:11,808 --> 01:02:13,977
That bullet entered
the top of the coffin.
763
01:02:14,227 --> 01:02:16,772
I'm doing the masterminding
in this show, Mr. Dante.
764
01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:19,358
And hand over that gun
you fired at the coffin.
765
01:02:19,608 --> 01:02:22,819
I am holding you too.
- Ridiculous.
766
01:02:25,072 --> 01:02:27,407
Stanley, there's been a...
767
01:02:31,078 --> 01:02:32,621
Stanley.
768
01:02:32,871 --> 01:02:34,247
Oh, Stanley.
769
01:02:35,248 --> 01:02:37,250
Stanley.
770
01:02:37,709 --> 01:02:40,003
Oh, Stanley.
771
01:02:42,547 --> 01:02:44,341
Well, what happened, sir?
772
01:02:44,591 --> 01:02:47,177
- Somebody slugged me.
- Oh, well that's too bad.
773
01:02:47,427 --> 01:02:49,513
We'd better tell
Mr. Dante about it.
774
01:02:49,763 --> 01:02:53,225
Mr. Dante. Mr. Dante, somebody
slugged this gentleman back there.
775
01:02:53,475 --> 01:02:55,268
What do you know about the killing?
776
01:02:55,477 --> 01:02:58,313
Nothing. I was in the audience.
I'm an attorney at law.
777
01:02:58,522 --> 01:03:01,900
My name is Malcolm Kilgore. I'm
looking for a client, Egbert Norton.
778
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:05,695
I bet those college boys did it.
They're always playing practical jokes.
779
01:03:05,904 --> 01:03:08,323
- College boys?
- The ones looking for the coffin.
780
01:03:08,532 --> 01:03:10,242
- Three of them.
- Where did they go?
781
01:03:10,409 --> 01:03:12,953
I'm asking the questions. What have
college boys got to do with this?
782
01:03:13,203 --> 01:03:17,249
I don't know. They had guns. They went
out the exit through the Hawaiian tepee.
783
01:03:17,499 --> 01:03:19,334
- Wait. You mean the South Sea hut?
- Yeah.
784
01:03:19,584 --> 01:03:22,963
We better hurry if you wanna
question them. It's gonna be too late.
785
01:03:24,965 --> 01:03:26,424
Right through here.
786
01:03:26,633 --> 01:03:29,302
- Don't go in there.
- Oh, no?
787
01:03:30,554 --> 01:03:31,555
Oh!
788
01:03:33,348 --> 01:03:35,600
Help! Help!
Somebody get us out of here!
789
01:03:35,809 --> 01:03:37,352
There's a lion!
790
01:03:45,610 --> 01:03:46,987
Come on, this way.
791
01:03:50,699 --> 01:03:53,785
- Where's the lieutenant?
- In the basement. I'll show you.
792
01:03:53,994 --> 01:03:55,287
Andy, cover that door.
793
01:03:55,537 --> 01:03:59,457
Hey, break in the door!
Get the door open!
794
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:02,335
- Come on.
- Get it open! Quick, will you!
795
01:04:03,712 --> 01:04:06,715
Come on. Come on!
- Wait a minute. Oh, no you don't.
796
01:04:06,923 --> 01:04:09,009
- Anything wrong, lieutenant?
- No.
797
01:04:09,259 --> 01:04:10,468
Put the cuffs
on these yeggs.
798
01:04:10,677 --> 01:04:13,054
- Pete, get that guy in the cage.
- All right, you.
799
01:04:13,263 --> 01:04:16,975
Looks like you got your men, lieutenant.
And thanks for getting my man for me.
800
01:04:17,183 --> 01:04:19,102
- Your man? That's Darby Mason.
- Right.
801
01:04:19,352 --> 01:04:21,688
- So he's your client.
- Tell him, Darby.
802
01:04:21,938 --> 01:04:23,857
This guy is Steve Barnes,
a federal dick.
803
01:04:24,107 --> 01:04:25,901
- Why didn't you let a guy in on it?
- Sorry.
804
01:04:26,151 --> 01:04:29,154
I had to produce an imaginary
inheritance to smoke this guy out.
805
01:04:29,404 --> 01:04:31,114
- It was all a phony?
- That's right.
806
01:04:31,323 --> 01:04:34,075
I did it all with mirrors.
My apologies, Mr. Dante.
807
01:04:34,326 --> 01:04:37,412
And what happened to old Uncle
Jasper? Did he really kick off?
808
01:04:37,662 --> 01:04:39,706
No, that was a phony too.
He's in Alcatraz.
809
01:04:39,956 --> 01:04:41,666
Good. I always liked
the old stinker.
810
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,627
He'll be glad to see you too.
811
01:04:43,877 --> 01:04:47,047
- Why did you kill Doc Lake?
- Because he tried to double-cross me.
812
01:04:47,255 --> 01:04:49,132
When they dumped me here
I got out.
813
01:04:49,382 --> 01:04:51,259
When I heard somebody coming
I ducked.
814
01:04:51,468 --> 01:04:53,178
Doc Lake comes sneaking along.
815
01:04:53,386 --> 01:04:57,766
He pulls out his cannon, and thinking
I'm still in the coffin, pumps a slug in it.
816
01:04:57,974 --> 01:05:00,185
Then he starts to scram
and I let him have it.
817
01:05:00,435 --> 01:05:04,189
I stuck him in the coffin to show him
he can't make a monkey out of me.
818
01:05:04,898 --> 01:05:07,108
I'm sorry I mussed up
your show, pal. It was...
819
01:05:07,317 --> 01:05:09,194
...pretty good.
- Thanks.
820
01:05:09,444 --> 01:05:14,199
Well, we'd better get going, Darby.
You've got a long ways to travel.
821
01:05:15,909 --> 01:05:18,161
Oh, Stanley.
822
01:05:18,411 --> 01:05:20,372
Oh, Stan...
823
01:05:21,539 --> 01:05:24,292
Oh, Stanley.
824
01:05:28,713 --> 01:05:32,759
Stanley, why don't
you answer me?
825
01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:35,804
Oh, I'm coming Ollie.
826
01:05:36,012 --> 01:05:37,305
Where are you?
827
01:05:37,555 --> 01:05:39,683
Oh, Ollie, come and get me.
828
01:05:39,933 --> 01:05:43,311
Oh, get me out of here, Ollie.
829
01:05:44,312 --> 01:05:46,815
Oh, help me, Ollie.
Get me out.
830
01:05:47,065 --> 01:05:50,652
Here I am, Ollie. I'm here.
831
01:05:51,152 --> 01:05:53,154
Oh, get me out of here.
832
01:05:56,699 --> 01:05:58,743
Get me out of this thing.
833
01:06:02,831 --> 01:06:06,000
Oh, look at me now.
Oh, look at me.
834
01:06:07,794 --> 01:06:10,255
What are you laughing at?
835
01:06:15,510 --> 01:06:18,763
Sim Sala Bim.
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