A Lot Like Love 2005 . English subtitles. Субтитры к фильму на английском языке.

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A Lot Like Love (2005)
Subtitle by Physio

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Awesome.

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Hey, does Mom know
you drive like that?

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Whatever, Ok. Can you get your stuff?
I'm missing <i>90210.</i>

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You know, you're lucky you have
all that gear in your mouth,

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'cause they're gonna need your teeth
to identify your charred remains.

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- Shut up, you're such a dick!
- Bye, Nicole.

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- ...time apart. That's all.
- Where is this coming from?

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You can come, all right?
It's not...

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Never mind. You don't want me
to come, I'm not coming.

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- Fine. Then I want you out. Bye!
- Am I a partner or am I not?

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You don't support me.
You don't support me and my band.

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I support the band.
I love the band.

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Just get in the car.

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Don't hurry back.

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Come on!

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You missed a spot right here.

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Can I clear these for you, sir?

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Will you be wanting any more peanuts?

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They have another crate
in the galley.

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Thanks.

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Oh, dear. All right, then.
I'll just be getting you a towel.

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Oh, dear, I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm fine, thank you.

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There's towels in here.
So I don't really need...

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- Everything all right, sir?
- Every... Yeah, everything's good.

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<i>Your attention. please.</i>

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<i>There has been a luggage carousel</i>
<i>change for flight 640.</i>

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<i>It will now be on carousel 4.</i>

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Don't.

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I'm Oliver.

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- I just thought we'd chat...
- Blah, blah, blah.

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- See, it's ruined.
- What's ruined?

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Our little secret.

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Actually, I think the stewardess
was kind of onto us, so...

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Well, she'll have to be killed.

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- I'm Oliver.
- You keep saying that.

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Wow, you don't make it
easy for a guy.

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I think I made it
pretty easy for ya, Oliver.

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So, what's Bon Jovi do?

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- Who?
- The boyfriend.

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Ex-boyfriend.

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Yeah, I noticed that.

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So, what happened there?

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What, are we friends now?

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I'd say we're a little bit
more than friends.

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Bon Jovi get a big record contract
or something?

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His name's not Bon Jovi.

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Oh.

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He plays guitar.

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- Everyone plays guitar.
- You play guitar?

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No.

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- Strike two.
- Strike two?

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What was strike one?

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Would you like to sit
next to your girlfriend?

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Thank you very much,
I'd love to.

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So, what's your deal, Oliver?
You're in New York on business?

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Me? Oh, uh...
Well, thank you for asking.

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No, actually I'm here
visiting my brother.

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He's a lawyer. Well, he's going to be.
He's in law school, so...

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- Is that what you wanna do, too?
- I don't know.

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I just finished school.

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Don't people usually
graduate in June?

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Yeah.

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It's almost a year ago.
You still don't have a job?

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What are you, my mom?

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I don't know, when you look at me,
do you see your mom?

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- What sign are you?
- What sign am I?

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Cancer.

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Strike three.

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Thanks.

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It's Emily.

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I'd have never guessed Emily.

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Don't get mugged.

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How was your trip?

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You know... it was alright.

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Who's that?

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Don't be shy. C'mere.

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Meet my brother.

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I thought you'd like to catch up.

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This is my girlfriend.

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Hi. I'm Oliver.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you too, Oliver.
I'm Carol. I've heard a lot about you.

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I'm sorry, I thought you were...

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You thought she was deaf, huh?

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much.

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- Where'd it go?
- What?

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- My jacket, it was right there.
- What jacket?

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I ain't seen no jacket.

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What?

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What can I get for 20?

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20? Dollars?

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You know, kissing a smoker
is like licking an ashtray.

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Really?
What's screwing one like?

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- You stalking me?
- Yes.

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Oh, somebody stole my jacket.

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What you doing?
You wanna do something?

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What, are we friends now?

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Ah! Here she is.

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- I thought you were using the 'ladies'.
- I was. But, um...

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I just came out to get some air.

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- Hi, I'm Brent, Emily's father.
- Hi, Oliver.

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- Christine.
- My stepmother.

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So, you ready for some Guggenheim?

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You know what? Can I... Would you
mind if I skipped the museum?

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- Oh, Em, Christine took off work.
- I know. I'm sorry, it's just...

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Would you mind if I tell them?

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No, not at all.
Go ahead.

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Oliver is getting
some test results back today,

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and he was wondering
if I could go with him.

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It's a scary time. It's okay.

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So... It won't take long.

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Oh, don't you worry about that.
You take as long as you need.

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I'm sure everything
will turn out fine.

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You'll see.

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Good luck.

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- I'll see you later?
- Okay.

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You know, stuff like that's
not even funny.

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You only get a chance
to make a first impression.

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What do you care
what my dad thinks?

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What if we hit it off,
become a thing or something?

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- What was that?
- You and I would never become a thing.

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Oh! Ok, you really think pretty
highly of yourself, don't you?

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First of all, why would I get
mixed up with a guy

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who I know first hand will jump
into an airplane bathroom

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with the first girl
that comes a-knockin'?

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That was with you!

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You don't wanna get mixed up
with me because I slept with you?

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Second of all, you're not even
close to being my type.

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Well, I'm not lookin' for
a girlfriend anyway, so...

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And thirdly, it turns out
you might be gay!

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I mean, I want a girlfriend.

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Whatever.
First things first, you know?

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- What things?
- I don't know.

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Make a plan
and get all my ducks in line.

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You mean ducks in a row?

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- Yes, I mean ducks in a row.
- Well, what ducks are those?

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Like the normal kind of ducks.
Like, job, career, house, future.

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And what? Then the girl of your
dreams will just come and find you?

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Yep.

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I'll find her.
We'll find each other.

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Don't worry about me and girls, okay?
I do all right.

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Here.

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What's that? Stop!

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You're not unattractive.

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You do realize it's the middle
of the afternoon, right?

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Two more?

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You know what? I still got
stuff to do today, so...

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So do I.

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You know what?
Make 'em doubles.

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They are doubles.

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Twenty-six.

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You know what?
I got it.

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- I know.
- You know.

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You know what?
I don't mind paying,

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but I hate the fact
that you assume that I'm paying.

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That's just... I mean,
at least make a move.

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Like, make the reach for it
or something.

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What if you don't get
your ducks in a row?

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I'll get my ducks in a row.
In a line.

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What if it takes 20 years?

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It's not gonna take 20 years,
It's gonna take 5 years.

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6, maybe. Max.

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You don't even have a job,

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You don't even have an inkling of a job.

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See, that's not true.

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I'm kinda interested in all the stuff
going on with the Internet.

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That's good,
I hear that's gonna be huge.

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- It will be.
- I'm sure.

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- Are you being sarcastic?
- No!

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I think you're gonna be beating away
chicks with a stick.

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Do you really think that
6 years from now,

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a guy like me, with a job,
a house, a nice car, and a future,

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you think I'm gonna have a problem

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findin' somebody to fall in love with me?

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Oh, I think you're gonna have
a big problem.

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You...

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What are you doing?

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All right. I am writing down
my parents' phone number.

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- You live with your parents?
- No...

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Yes. But not in 6 years, I won't.

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What does 6 years have
anything to do with it?

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Yeah, well, if you let me finish,
it's my whole... it's my whole point.

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6 years from now,
you call this phone number,

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my parents will answer the phone.
You ask 'em how to reach me.

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They'll give you the number.
Then you call my house,

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and when my beautiful wife
answers the phone,

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then you can ask her where to
send the 20 bucks you owe me.

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20 bucks? I thought you were gonna
be some hotshot business guy.

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Fine. 50.

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- 50 big ones.
- 50 it is.

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Any time before Christmas.

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- I'm saving my film.
- For what?

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For your trip? This is your trip,
it's happening right now.

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Don't. Be careful. I got it
for Christmas, so don't...

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Oh, no.
You're not shooting me!

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Oh. All the places I've traveled.

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- Nice. Mom's gonna love that one.
- Look alive.

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Look alive. Look, act really
natural in your surrounding.

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Look sexy.
Let's see Ollie being sexy.

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Ooh, I like it.

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There you go, that's good.

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Yeah!

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Make love to the tree.
Yeah!

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Now give it to me,
give me the camera.

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Would you give me the camera?

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- Are you done?
- You're out of film.

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No.

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- How did you shoot a whole roll?
- You're very shootable.

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Did I not just say
I'm saving the film?

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Hey.

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- Did you get the right film?
- I don't know.

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- 400 speed?
- I don't know, I just got film.

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- Was there change?
- Shut up. Give me that.

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I gotta go.

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Okay.

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- So...
- Don't.

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You'll ruin it.

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That was, uh...

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That was pretty good.

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- Pretty good?
- All right, awesome.

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- Mm-hm.
- Mind-blowing.

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Out of this world.
Is that working for ya?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah? All right.

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- Where are you going?
- I got... I gotta work. I'm so sorry.

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Oh, my God, are you serious?
I thought I was terrible.

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Ok, wait, let me just get a pen.
Hold on.

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Honey...

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Okay, go ahead.

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Is that the Valley?
Okay.

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No, am I gonna be late?

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Ok, Ok. I will.
I will. Ok, thank you.

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Ok, bye.

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I got it.
I got it!

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- You... what? You got the part?
- No, I got a callback, but still!

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It's one of those low-budget
independent films, but who cares?

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Sweetie, will you just run
my lines with me before I go?

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Okay, what do you think?

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I don't wanna look too desperate,
even though I am.

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What are you doing?

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I'm going.

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Honey, you don't have to go, I'm going.
You can have 2 whole hours here.

246
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,679
No, Em.
I mean...

247
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,199
I'm going. I'm sorry.

248
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,039
- Martin, please, listen to me.
- Let go, Alexa.

249
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,439
It can't end this way, Martin,
not like this.

250
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,659
You should've thought of
that before, Alexa.

251
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,239
Don't turn your back on me, Martin.
You owe me more than that.

252
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,919
I don't have any more to give, Alexa.
You've taken it all.

253
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,759
- I'm sorry... Look at me, Martin.
- Ok, thank you.

254
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,559
Sorry, I just lost my place.
Sorry.

255
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,319
Emily, Emily, it's...
It's very, very good.

256
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,159
Just try and keep in mind
how much you love him.

257
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,959
- Martin?
- Yeah.

258
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,579
- Ok.
- He's the love of her life, Ok?

259
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,259
So how would that make her feel
if he was leaving her?

260
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,599
- Desperately unhappy?
- Exactly.

261
00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:01,799
Just one more thing.
Try and keep in mind she's a vampire.

262
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,799
Okay, here we go.
And action.

263
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,919
You're better off.
That's what I think.

264
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,321
Of course she's better off.

265
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,759
Dumps you right before New Year's.
It's awful.

266
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,239
I didn't want to say anything to you
while you were still seeing him...

267
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,639
- Here, Dallas.
- ...but it's always gotta be about him.

268
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,639
Well, I didn't see Peter that way at all.
He could be too nice.

269
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,759
Yeah, I guess you're right.
But she's still better off.

270
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,999
- Oh, she is much better off.
- When it's over, it's over.

271
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,359
- You're coming tomorrow, aren't you, Em?
- She's coming.

272
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,959
Hey, how about a blind date?
I know someone.

273
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,423
You can't take a blind
date to New Year's.

274
00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:38,964
Why?

275
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,999
Why? Because it's a blind date.
You don't roll the dice on New Year's.

276
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,642
Well, you don't go to
New Year's alone either.

277
00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:44,664
Why not? I'm going alone.

278
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,564
Well, that's you.

279
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,624
- And what's that supposed to mean?
- I'm just sayin'.

280
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,159
The point is, is that it's New Year's.
And you know, date or no date,

281
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,559
you just don't spend
New Year's alone.

282
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,679
Don't. She quit.

283
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,759
Hi, uhm... is David there?

284
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,479
Hi, is Chris there?

285
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,759
Hi, I was looking for Frank.

286
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,239
Yeah. No, most people... most people to
normal people have plans, you know,

287
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,919
being that it's New Year's and all,
but thanks anyway.

288
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,119
Do you happen to know if he...
if he'll be back later or...?

289
00:24:43,544 --> 00:24:45,144
Oh.

290
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,239
What's your name?

291
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,399
Hello, Martin residence.

292
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,839
Hello?

293
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,499
Hey... He-hello?

294
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,759
Hi. Is Oliver there?

295
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,679
Yes, just a second.
Oliver!

296
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,759
- Yeah?
- Telephone!

297
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,839
<i>Hello?</i>

298
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,319
- Hello? Oliver?
- This is.

299
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:00,079
This is Emily.
I don't know if you remember me.

300
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,199
- Emily, New York Emily?
- Yeah.

301
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,239
<i>- Hello?</i>
- I got it, Ellen.

302
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,639
<i>Ok. God. I didn't know.</i>
<i>Sorry.</i>

303
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,479
What a goof ball, huh?
You still there?

304
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,199
Yeah, yeah. I'm here.

305
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,639
So what's up?

306
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,399
No, I was just...
I was just wondering...

307
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,519
I just came across your number
all of a sudden

308
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,639
and I was just thinking to myself...

309
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,199
you know, "Wow, I wonder
what Oliver's doing".

310
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,119
You know, I know that you're
probably busy tonight,

311
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,139
but I was just wondering if you
wanted to grab a coffee this afternoon.

312
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,479
- Sure.
- So, really?

313
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,639
- <i> Oliver.</i>
- I'm on the phone, Ellen.

314
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,839
I know. When you gettin' off?
I'm expecting a call.

315
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,179
- Well, you got a pager, Ellen.
<i>- I know, but I can't talk on a pager.</i>

316
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,719
- Ellen, get off the phone.
- You are such a dick!

317
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,719
Get off the phone, Ellen!
Mom, tell Ellen to get off the phone.

318
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,639
- Ellen!
- Hello?

319
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,319
Sorry about that.
You still there?

320
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,039
Yeah.

321
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,479
Uh, where are you?
I'll come over.

322
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:04,872
Now?

323
00:27:04,898 --> 00:27:07,584
Yes. Why don't I...
Why don't I come over?

324
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,799
- Hello?
<i>- Hello, it's me.</i>

325
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,959
Hey. The gate's broken, so just
give it a jiggle and then just push.

326
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,639
- Hi.
- Hi.

327
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,759
- I'm Emily.
- I'm Oliver.

328
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,599
You're not Oliver.

329
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,879
That's it? I thought
you'd at least invite him in.

330
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,599
You owe me 10 dollars.

331
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,159
I knew he wasn't you,
you're not that good-looking.

332
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,679
She says you're not that good looking.

333
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,223
She didn't say that.

334
00:28:05,249 --> 00:28:06,184
Wait, what did he say?

335
00:28:06,209 --> 00:28:07,905
What did he tell you I said?
I said you were good-looking.

336
00:28:08,131 --> 00:28:08,784
Told you.

337
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,759
That's what I said. You...

338
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,519
She didn't say that.

339
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,719
She's backpedaling.

340
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,719
- He's a little...
- He's saying you're crazy.

341
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,359
Yeah, I got that.

342
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,839
Did she honk?

343
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,319
Why?

344
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:34,239
- My wife. I'm going. Bye.
- Bye.

345
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,279
Thanks for the ride.

346
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,479
Have fun.

347
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,559
- Hi.
- Hi.

348
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,959
- You look different.
- So do you.

349
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,719
- But, like, good different.
- You, too. I like your hair.

350
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,039
Thank you.

351
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,559
I'm still signing.

352
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,639
Why? I don't know.
I'm stopping, okay.

353
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,919
Your brother screen
all your dates?

354
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,559
This is a date?

355
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,839
Can I get you anything to drink?
A tea or a soda?

356
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,319
- I'm good, thanks.
- Just gonna grab a beer.

357
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,359
I can't believe you assumed
this was what this was about.

358
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,199
You can't... You can't believe I assumed
that what was about the what?

359
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,999
Because I'm not the same girl
you met 3 years ago.

360
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,879
I mean, I'm the same girl,
but it's not at all the same situation.

361
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,399
Right.
I understand.

362
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,379
I'm not one of those girls
who needs to sleep with someone

363
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,879
after every stupid breakup
just to prove she's still got it. I...

364
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,439
Yeah.

365
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,959
What are you doing?

366
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,799
I am looking
for your crazy pills.

367
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,659
You know, they have to be around here
somewhere for moments like these...

368
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,359
That's not funny.
What if I really was crazy?

369
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,919
Have you eaten today?

370
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,999
How can you live in LA
and not have a car?

371
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,199
I had a car, then I sold it.
I needed the capital for my business.

372
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,479
That's right.
The plan! The ducks.

373
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,999
It's all coming back to me now.

374
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,159
Only two and a half more years
until you're rich.

375
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,279
Is your beautiful wife gonna live in
your parents' basement with you?

376
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,559
- I don't live with my parents.
- Just visiting?

377
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,239
No, I was just pickin' some
stuff up 'cause I'm moving.

378
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,399
"Diaper-rush-dot-com"?

379
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,999
That's what it says.
We sell diapers on the Internet.

380
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,759
I thought the whole Internet thing
was done already.

381
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,959
- Just need a good business plan.
- Diapers?

382
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,927
So, how's Bon Jovi?
Does he still rock?

383
00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:10,824
Who?

384
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,439
Oh, him. He switched bands
and moved to Seattle.

385
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,599
Nice. Hope he knows how to steam milk
and make chocolate shavings.

386
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,399
Big talk coming from
a diaper salesman.

387
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,039
Oh, Ok.

388
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,999
And the latest breakup? What's he do?
Is he a baseball player or a cosmonaut?

389
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,039
- Who said I had a breakup?
- You did.

390
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,279
In your kitchen
during your hypoglycemic rant.

391
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,359
- So? Spill it. Who's the guy?
- I'm not telling you.

392
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,719
Did you dump him?
No. He dumped you.

393
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,199
- I'm not gonna talk about it.
- Okay.

394
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,079
- Then I'm not talking at all.
- You're not talking?

395
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,479
- You aren't getting boo out of me.
- Fine, I'm not talking either.

396
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,959
Okay, fine. I'll tell you.

397
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,839
Mmm. My brother's deaf, Em.
I can go days without talking.

398
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,839
Can we have the check, please?

399
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,439
- I met him in class.
- Yeah? You went back to school?

400
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,039
- Acting class.
- Ah, he's an actor.

401
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,759
Wow, actors. That's like
one rung up from musicians.

402
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,759
He was a writer.
Is a writer.

403
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,119
Hi. Could I get a coffee?
Just very black.

404
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,279
- After you.
- Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

405
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,519
- Frappuccino, please.
- All right.

406
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,679
I believe the question was
who dumped whom?

407
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,599
He left me.

408
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,359
- I got it.
- No, I got it.

409
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,759
No, but I appreciate the reach.

410
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,959
The acting classes
are really paying off, but I got it.

411
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,759
Shut up, I got it.

412
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,039
So what are your plans?

413
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,759
- Plans for what?
- Tonight. It is New Year's.

414
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,219
Nah, I'm not a really
big New Year's guy.

415
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,959
- Bunch of amateurs getting drunk.
- Yeah.

416
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:43,599
- Cringy people wearing those party hats.
- Ah! The hats... Lame.

417
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:47,830
I know of a party.

418
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,064
- Really?
- Let's go.

419
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,519
You've got more clothes in your trunk
than I've got in my whole closet.

420
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,799
Try this.

421
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,439
Nice. Is this Bon Jovi's?

422
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,999
Am I supposed to act like I'm some big
Hollywood-producer type or something?

423
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,559
Just be yourself.

424
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,799
Except maybe don't mention
the whole diaper thing.

425
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,879
Hey, Emily.
I gotta ask you somethin'.

426
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,839
- Hey, do you mind?
- Sorry.

427
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,599
What?
What do you have to ask me?

428
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,519
- Well, what was strike one?
- What?

429
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,159
In New York. Strike two was
that I didn't play guitar.

430
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:36,039
Strike three was that I was born
under the wrong star sign.

431
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,519
What was strike one?

432
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,279
Strike one was
that I had to make the first move.

433
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,399
I got strike one
before we even met?

434
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,319
You can't get strike one
before you step up to the plate.

435
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,239
You drive.

436
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,439
- I introduced myself.
- What?

437
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,119
In New York. I introduced myself.
That's not a move?

438
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,639
- Who called who today?
- I didn't have your number.

439
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,639
You never asked.

440
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,599
You came!
And with a young man in tow.

441
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,639
This is Michelle
and Michelle's fiance, Michael.

442
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,879
Hi. Oliver.

443
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,799
I sell diapers.

444
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,239
- Well, it's nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

445
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,359
- Hello, ladies.
- Oh, my God! Look at you.

446
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,279
- Get you a drink?
- I'm good, thanks.

447
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,599
I think I'll get one.

448
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,899
Uh-uh. You are not
getting off that easy.

449
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,479
He's an old friend.

450
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,219
I wish I had an old friend that
looked like that. He's gorgeous.

451
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,039
Come on, give it up.

452
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,439
Very carefully, I want you to move
backwards in the direction of the bar.

453
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,599
In the direction of the bar.

454
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,839
- Hello?
- Ellen, it's me.

455
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,679
What do you want, Oliver?

456
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,799
Listen, I'm at this big
Hollywood party

457
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,279
<i>and I just ran into that...</i>
<i>the white rapper guy you like.</i>

458
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,959
Eminem? No way!

459
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,239
So listen. So I'm sitting at the bar,
right? And we're talking.

460
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,359
And outta nowhere he starts
running his hand up and down my leg.

461
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,839
Happy New Year, Ellen.

462
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,959
You're such a dick, Oliver!

463
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,359
- Thank you.
- Eminem's here?

464
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,999
Who's he talking to? Her?

465
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,919
Some guy.

466
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,279
- Now he's talking to her.
- She just kissed him.

467
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,679
- Kissed who?
- Peter. She's kissing Peter.

468
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,319
Is he kissing her back?

469
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,279
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
It sounded like you said you sell diapers.

470
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,119
There you are! Come on.

471
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,759
Put your hands on my ass.
That'll really get him.

472
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,119
Do you want me
to put my hands on your ass?

473
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,399
- You all right?
- Yeah.

474
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,519
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go
to the ladies' room, I'll be right back.

475
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,519
Incredible!

476
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,479
Let's go!

477
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,639
Come on in here, you all!

478
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,319
'Cause this is New Year's,
and y'all know how this goes.

479
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,999
Cheat on me and I kill you!

480
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,999
Here we go,
time for the countdown.

481
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,319
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

482
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,279
five, four, three, two, one!

483
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,159
Happy New Year!

484
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,119
- Clearly...
- Shh!

485
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:05,999
- Clearly, you're not a fan of...
- Shh!

486
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,759
I'm serious. My neighbors are, like,
flip-out kind of people.

487
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,879
- Okay, that's enough.
- Having a problem? Very serious.

488
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,559
- You okay?
- I'm fine.

489
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,839
Oliver...

490
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,679
You've been robbed.

491
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,479
- I'm moving.
- You are?

492
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,639
- Yeah, I told you.
- You did?

493
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,479
It's official, the power's off.

494
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,479
When did you tell me?

495
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,639
Earlier.

496
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,479
My business.
It's in San Francisco.

497
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,359
When are you leaving?

498
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,239
Tomorrow.

499
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,879
- Ollie...
- Yeah?

500
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,519
Ah, nice. Thank you.

501
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,439
Hey, I took this.

502
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,719
Yeah, I know.

503
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,639
You framed it.

504
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,039
- Yeah, I liked it.
- You framed my picture.

505
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,319
It's a good picture.

506
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,039
Wow.

507
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,159
Just when I'm starting to like you,
you're moving away.

508
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,359
Can I tell you something?

509
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,359
I think that...
that it's time that...

510
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,359
I think it's time that I stop...

511
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,679
being somebody's...

512
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,319
girlfriend.

513
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,039
Hold on one second.
Just one sec.

514
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:17,820
Emily?

515
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:40,799
You okay?

516
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,799
You gonna throw up?

517
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,999
Hey, baby. I'm home.

518
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,039
Sorry I'm late.
I got hung up at the office.

519
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,599
On the phone with some
bean-counters from Huggies.

520
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,390
Did you remember the wine?

521
00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:37,024
- The what?
- The wine.

522
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,159
I forgot. You know what?
I'll get it right now.

523
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,799
Uh uh... Don't bother,
I already picked it up.

524
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,339
Why'd you ask me
if I got it in the first place?

525
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,499
Because I knew you wouldn't
remember that I asked you.

526
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,039
I knew you'd forget it.

527
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,359
Well, that's something of
a self-fulfilling prophecy then, huh?

528
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,639
You know what, Oliver?
You're never here.

529
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:04,239
And even when you are here,
you're still not here.

530
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,439
I'm here right now.

531
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,239
Have you seen my red shirt?

532
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,839
- I can't do it anymore, Ollie.
- Can't do what?

533
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,639
This.

534
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,359
What are you trying to say?

535
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,399
I don't know, Ollie, I just...
I think we need to take a break.

536
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,599
- Hi. Do you mind if I just...?
- Oh, I'm sorry. I was...

537
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,839
I was gonna get that.

538
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,359
- Well, there's a bunch more.
- Right.

539
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,199
- You wanna trade?
- No, thanks, I'm gonna take this one.

540
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,319
Aha. So I see you knew
it was the import.

541
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,199
- Very sneaky. Very sly.
- It's got the acoustic B-side.

542
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,159
Yes, and a bonus track.
So you see my dilemma.

543
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,919
I can't possibly allow you to walk out
of this store with the last copy.

544
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,279
I'm not gonna walk out,
I'm gonna pay for it first.

545
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,999
Wait a minute.
Don't I know you?

546
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,919
Oh, jeez, spare me the pickup line.
Here.

547
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,239
No, it wasn't a pickup line.
I do know you.

548
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,159
Michelle's wedding.
Michelle Foster.

549
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,599
- I went to school with her husband.
- Oh. Yeah, wait. Ben something.

550
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,679
That's right. Ben Miller.
That's right. And you are...

551
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,319
...Emily.

552
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,159
- Here.
- No, I couldn't.

553
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,679
- Come on, just take it.
- Really, it's yours.

554
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,879
- Just take it, seriously, I feel bad.
- It's yours.

555
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,964
You know you want it.

556
00:49:55,990 --> 00:49:57,824
- I do want it.
- Take it.

557
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,279
- Really?
- Yeah.

558
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,199
Can't believe you just took it.

559
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,199
Thanks for looking those contracts over.

560
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,719
I'm sorry about Bridget.

561
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,999
I really liked her.

562
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,439
Tell Carol, "Hi"...

563
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,839
...and my nephew.

564
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,279
Will do.

565
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,199
- Airport.
- Yeah.

566
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,879
Dude, dude, this is what I want.
Exactly like this.

567
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,135
All black like Batman.

568
00:50:32,161 --> 00:50:33,304
- Very cool.
- Yep.

569
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,919
- What are you doin'?
- Test-driving. Hop in the back, dude.

570
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,079
Yo, you should get one, too,
like Batman and Robin.

571
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,319
Except without the tights.

572
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,759
It's like...
Where you gonna park it?

573
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,039
This thing?
Wherever I want.

574
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,439
We're not in the money yet.

575
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,759
You heard your brother, all right. I mean,
we wow 'em in New York, it's a lock.

576
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,519
Come on, hop in.

577
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,559
You know what? I'm gonna stick
around here and finish some stuff up.

578
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,519
Would you relax, please?

579
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,719
Dude, take a step back, man.
You're startin' to depress me.

580
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,039
Go take a weekend off.
Do somethin' for yourself, all right?

581
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,879
Beautiful.

582
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,919
- Gorgeous.
- Come on, Hailey.

583
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,319
Wait, Hailey!

584
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,679
Hailey, hold on. Sweetie!

585
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,879
Oh, my God, are you guys kidding?
Get a room.

586
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,439
Oh, I can't help it, he's so hot.

587
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,519
Hi, Emily.

588
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,279
Oh, thank God you can't get pregnant
when you're pregnant.

589
00:52:15,304 --> 00:52:16,539
Hi.

590
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:22,359
- So, you and Ben went on a little date?
- Yeah, we had lunch.

591
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,759
It was nice.

592
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,279
That's all I'm gonna get
out of you, isn't it?

593
00:52:28,305 --> 00:52:28,824
Yeah.

594
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,879
Well, then I should probably
get back to work.

595
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,679
- Bye, honey.
- Bye, sexy.

596
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,279
- Bye.
- Bye.

597
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,639
Lunch? What's the matter?
You don't like him?

598
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,379
Why do you say that? Just 'cause
we didn't jump right into the sack?

599
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,159
What's jumping in the sack?

600
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,999
It's a game people play
at picnics, honey.

601
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,959
Hey.

602
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:20,039
I do weddings, head shots, baby
showers, you know, for the money.

603
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,199
But I met a girl at a party,
she owns a gallery,

604
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,239
and she said she might show
my work there, so...

605
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,319
That's really cool.
How'd you do that?

606
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,679
You leave the shutter open.
The hard part's staying still,

607
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,799
otherwise you're just a blur,
like the cars in the background.

608
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,719
I'm gonna go splash
some water on my face.

609
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,519
So make yourself at home.

610
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,279
Wait, he just landed on your doorstep?
Honey, that's perfect.

611
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,839
Don't get excited,
he lives 400 miles away.

612
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:53,879
<i>Emily, let's not get picky.</i>

613
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,959
And I couldn't look less sexy.

614
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,799
<i>Oh, stop it, you're gorgeous.</i>

615
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,559
- Has he put the moves on you yet?
- He's not the type.

616
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,839
Someone's gonna have sex.

617
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,519
Shh! Will you stop it!
I gotta go. Wish me luck.

618
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,439
<i>You don't need it.</i>
<i>Call me.</i>

619
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,319
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

620
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,519
I mean, she owned a business, right?
Like, selling antiques.

621
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,079
And she used to work for
the mayor's office as an advisor.

622
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,999
- But she said she didn't like it.
- Wow, two careers already.

623
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,599
Yeah. So I thought that
she would understand,

624
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,779
you know, the kinda work that you gotta
put in when you're first startin' out.

625
00:54:35,804 --> 00:54:36,403
But...

626
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:44,279
She said that she couldn't be
number 3 or number 4

627
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,719
on someone's list of priorities.

628
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,239
She said she could be number 2,
but not if number 1 was selling diapers.

629
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,959
<i>Hi, it's me calling</i>
<i>to see how things are going.</i>

630
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,639
This is... Hi. Hello?

631
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,319
It's a work-related call.
I'll just be one second.

632
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,239
Yes, can you get the...?

633
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,839
Please figure out if the negatives
are gonna be ready by tomorrow.

634
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,679
- What?
- How's it going?

635
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,519
- It's not.
- <i>It'll be fine.</i>

636
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,279
As long as you're not wearing
that orange sweatshirt.

637
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,599
Don't call back here.

638
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,799
Sorry about that, I just...

639
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,039
- Where are you going?
- What's your stance on pancakes?

640
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,119
I'm pro pancakes.

641
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,439
Do you know
what you're gonna have yet?

642
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,839
I just can't...

643
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,319
I can't decide what to get.

644
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,279
Come on, Ollie,
you've got to just let it go.

645
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,559
Smile.
You're here with me.

646
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,359
There it is.
That's the one.

647
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,319
Hi.

648
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,919
- Gina, hi! How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?

649
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,759
- Good. It's been such a long time.
- Really long, yeah.

650
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,679
- I've been meaning to call you.
- Me too.

651
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,399
I was hoping we could actually
get together and talk a bit.

652
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,279
- Yeah, that would be great.
- It'd be good.

653
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,159
Do you have a couple of bucks
for the waitress?

654
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,519
Emily. Hi.

655
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,799
- Hey.
- How's everything? How are you?

656
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,319
- I'm good.
- Yeah? You're good? - Yeah.

657
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,959
- Great.
- I was gonna sneak on by

658
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,079
but then I thought, "I saw you,
so you probably saw me and..."

659
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,639
Yeah, no, it's good that
you both said hi.

660
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:58,039
I knew that she'd be fine with it.
It's been a long time.

661
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,239
Yeah, no, I'm glad you sa...

662
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,439
- Hi. Oliver.
- Peter.

663
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,639
- Oliver.
- Good to see you again.

664
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,399
Um, you know, we should probably
go if we're gonna catch that...

665
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,439
- You're right. Emily, take care.
- Take care, it was good to see you.

666
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,519
- Bye.
- Nice meeting you!

667
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,559
I'm starving.

668
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,599
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay.

669
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,759
All right.
Come on. Let it go.

670
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,039
Smile.
You're with me.

671
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,519
Shut up.

672
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,119
Get off the road, grandma!

673
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,439
Come on.

674
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,839
Let it go.
Smile, you're with me.

675
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:09,719
Where we goin'?

676
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,119
We're headin' north.

677
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,519
I've been killing myself at work.
Nights, weekends.

678
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,679
Even at home, Well, Bridget's home.

679
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,519
Cos I moved in with her.

680
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,999
That was my big mistake right there.

681
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,799
I shoulda stuck with the plan.
I mean, the plan was working.

682
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,839
The irony of it is that
Bridget actually loves plans.

683
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,679
We used to go on these trips.

684
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,519
She would plan everything
down to the very last detail.

685
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,879
I mean, like, including the gas station
that we were gonna stop at.

686
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,079
I remember this one time,

687
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,879
we were in Ashland, right?

688
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,039
d Baby please don't go. d

689
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,439
We were at this B&B station, right?

690
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,839
d If you leave me now... d

691
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,039
And it starts raining, right?
I'm not talking about regular rain,

692
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,719
it was like torrential-downpour rain.

693
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,959
d Baby please don't go. d

694
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,799
So Bridget comes up
with this great idea, right?

695
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,719
- dI just want you to stay. d
- Park the car in the car wash.

696
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,759
Because who's gonna wash
their car when it's raining?

697
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:28,999
d A love like ours is love
that's hard to find. d

698
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:35,799
d How could we let it slip away? d

699
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,759
Come on.

700
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:46,519
d We've come too far
to leave it all behind. d

701
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:53,199
d How could we
end it all this way? d

702
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,679
d ... We said today. d

703
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,479
- Do you want something?
- Just... just pick something.

704
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,919
Did you buy the whole store?

705
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,999
Want some pie?

706
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,759
You want some Cheetos?

707
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,719
Look at the moon.

708
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,599
Let's pull over.

709
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,519
- Did you love him?
- Peter?

710
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,119
No. Maybe a little.

711
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,479
Do you love Bridget?

712
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,559
- Yeah I guess so.
- Do you or don't you?

713
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,199
I thought I did.

714
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,679
Well, if it wasn't love,
it was a lot like it.

715
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:45,199
Now I don't know.
Sounds stupid when I say it out loud.

716
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,199
Honestly, if you're not willing to sound
stupid, you don't deserve to be in love.

717
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,719
- Take this.
- What?

718
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,479
What was that?

719
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,679
- What?
- That.

720
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,959
I didn't hear anything.

721
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:07,959
Oh, my God!

722
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:13,159
Oh, my God.
Ollie, are you all right?

723
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,479
Okay, I'm freezing...

724
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,239
- Whoa, you just looked.
- No, I didn't.

725
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,719
- You said you weren't gonna look.
- I did not. Go.

726
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,159
I looked.

727
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,519
- Ooh, looking good.
- Shut up.

728
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,279
Ooh, very nice.

729
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,739
You're just taking advantage
of me right now. Come on.

730
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,731
Okay, the shutter's
gonna stay open

731
01:02:47,757 --> 01:02:49,804
for 40 seconds, you have
to keep very still, Ok?

732
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,879
Ok.

733
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,559
- Are you ready?
- Ready.

734
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,999
It's cold.

735
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,239
- Hi.
- No moving.

736
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,319
- You're moving.
- I can't help it.

737
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,719
Folks, can I talk to you
out here for a second?

738
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,519
Folks...

739
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,879
Folks, this is a national park.

740
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,359
Why don't you get back in your clothes,
back in your car

741
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,319
and back on the highway.

742
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,199
Have a nice day.

743
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:18,999
I gotta go.

744
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,239
Okay.

745
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,319
So anyway, we got this
big VC meeting in New York.

746
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,879
Got to put on this big
dog and pony show.

747
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,919
- You know what VC is, right?
- No.

748
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,039
It's venture capital.
It's like a big influx of cash,

749
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,919
to really help us grow our business.
It sounds exciting.

750
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,799
- I'll grab this.
- I got it, I got it.

751
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,599
Well...

752
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,639
You've got my number.

753
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,319
And you've got mine.

754
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,399
Yes, I do.

755
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,909
So I'll let you know how
things go... in New York.

756
01:06:42,935 --> 01:06:43,984
Oh yeah, yeah, good.

757
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,399
I've still got some...

758
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:56,319
some, like, feelings to sort through.

759
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:58,459
- About...
- Bridget?

760
01:06:59,784 --> 01:07:00,599
Yeah.

761
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,959
I didn't forget.
It's Bridget.

762
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,359
- I... it's...
- It's okay.

763
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,999
- Is it?
- Yeah.

764
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,399
I met someone.

765
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:16,559
You met someone?

766
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,539
Yeah, I mean, it's not like we're
getting married or anything, but...

767
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,679
Wait, I'm confused.

768
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,999
This... this is someone different?
Not the writer guy?

769
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,199
Yeah, no, a different guy.
A new guy.

770
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,239
A different guy?

771
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,399
What?

772
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,399
I don't... You know, it's...

773
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,199
Thank you.

774
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,519
So...

775
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,159
Don't.

776
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:05,519
You'll ruin it.

777
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,959
Get out of here, I'm sick of you!

778
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,079
Pitch and go. Pitch and
go, keep up the pace.

779
01:08:37,105 --> 01:08:38,624
It's not a big deal. I'm sorry.

780
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,759
It actually is quite a big deal,
but don't go too fast.

781
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,819
Ollie, you get really jittery
when you go too fast.

782
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,419
And I need to make sure that you don't
speed through the whole thing

783
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:48,599
in such a way that nobody understands
exactly what you're saying.

784
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,635
Because we invested a lot of time,
and everything that we're that we're do...

785
01:08:50,661 --> 01:08:53,104
Jeety, I need you to shut up!

786
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,879
- This is exactly what I'm talkin' about.
- You're driving me crazy.

787
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,119
So...

788
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,159
the baby...

789
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,079
The...

790
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,199
The client inputs the child's data

791
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,719
and the baby actually
tracks its growth.

792
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,399
So when it's time
to move up to a bigger size...

793
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,399
There it is.
Bam! Just on your doorstep.

794
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,119
No hassle, no fuss.

795
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,959
Does the baby have a name?

796
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,839
Does the baby have a name? Yes.

797
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,879
What were we saying
for the baby's name?

798
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,879
- Freddy.
- Freddy.

799
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,607
Doesn't have to be Fred.

800
01:09:48,633 --> 01:09:51,504
Gabe was another
choice we came up with.

801
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,759
Gabe the babe.

802
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:01,199
My point is that there are
10,000 babies born every hour.

803
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,799
That's 254,000 babies a day.

804
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:09,519
And somebody's got to figure out
where to put all that shit.

805
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,919
I wanna be that guy.

806
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,559
10,000 babies an hour.
Wouldn't that be 240,000 babies a day?

807
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,719
Yes.

808
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,359
It was good, Ollie.
You were great.

809
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:42,319
There was that one little thing,
but I don't think it was a big deal.

810
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,159
How about you?
You think it was good?

811
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,039
It's mine.

812
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,279
- Hey, I'm Jeeter. How you doing?
- Hi.

813
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,639
- Hello?
- <i>Ollie?</i>

814
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:55,719
- Hi.
- <i> Are you still in New York?</i>

815
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:59,199
Yep. Can you hold on one second?
It's bad reception here.

816
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,439
Found it.

817
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,319
How does it look?

818
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,919
Looks good.

819
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,319
- She was young, huh?
- <i> Yeah.</i>

820
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,199
What kind of flowers
did you get?

821
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,319
Blue.

822
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,079
That's perfect.

823
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,519
Today's her birthday.

824
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,319
Talk to me.

825
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,159
I don't know what to say.

826
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,439
Doesn't matter.

827
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,399
All right.

828
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,959
There's a...

829
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:16,239
There's this kid, okay?
<i>And he's in his backyard</i>

830
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:18,119
<i>and he's digging a hole.</i>

831
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:25,199
And the neighbor lady
looks over the fence and says,

832
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,599
"What you doing over there,
little Johnny?"

833
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:32,999
The kid looks really sad
and he says, "Well, my goldfish died."

834
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:39,399
<i>"And so I'm having a funeral for it."</i>
<i>And the lady says,</i>

835
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,959
"That's an awfully big hole
for a goldfish."

836
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,199
And little Johnny says,

837
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,959
"That's because
he's inside your stupid cat."

838
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,679
You know, that's terrible.

839
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,239
Thank you.

840
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,959
<i>Final call for flight 701
to Los Angeles.</i>

841
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,039
<i>This flight is now closing.</i>

842
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,239
Excuse me, are you traveling with us
to Los Angeles, sir?

843
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:59,159
She lives in Los Angeles
and my work is in San Francisco, so...

844
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:06,599
That's... If this VC money comes in,
we're gonna be swamped anyway, so...

845
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,519
But it's like...
How can I be there for her

846
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,279
if I don't even have
my thing figured out? You know?

847
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,039
I can't.

848
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,239
And I was clear with her
right from the top that...

849
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:28,439
The first day that we met
I told her that I had to have my things,

850
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:32,519
my work and stuff that...

851
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:43,479
So you won't be traveling with us
to Los Angeles then?

852
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:50,479
No.

853
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,039
Okay.

854
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:10,536
- Hi.
- Hi.

855
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,639
- I'm Jeeter.
- I'm Natalie.

856
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,679
- Nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you, too.

857
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,999
You know, in about 24 hours
I'm gonna be rich.

858
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,759
- Really?
- Yeah. You from New York?

859
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:29,399
- No, I'm from LA.
- Okay. Did I mention I was gonna be rich?

860
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,660
You did, actually.

861
01:15:30,686 --> 01:15:32,024
- Yeah?
- You like that?

862
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:33,279
It's interesting.

863
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:36,319
Natalie, what would you do with
6.2 million dollars, hypothetically?

864
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,479
- Should we check it?
- Check it.

865
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:50,039
Does it work?

866
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,559
There's a dial tone.

867
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,359
Maybe we should call them.

868
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,479
No. They said Friday afternoon.
It's still Friday afternoon.

869
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,559
It's not Friday afternoon
in New York.

870
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,559
- Seriously, we should call them.
- They'll call.

871
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:06,799
We don't wanna look desperate.

872
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,919
Hello? Diaper...

873
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:15,879
It's not... Which?

874
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,719
Hello? There.
Hello? Diaperush.

875
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,799
This is Oliver speaking.

876
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,799
Yeah.

877
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,119
Right.

878
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,999
Right. Okay, so...

879
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:37,079
We'll talk to you next week.

880
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,959
Thank you.

881
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:53,239
- We got it.
- Oh! Oh! We got it, baby!

882
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,719
We got it!

883
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:02,279
Yes!

884
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,839
That is one special lady.

885
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:22,959
I'm gonna miss her.

886
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,959
Well, no one can say
we didn't try, right?

887
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,319
- Just need the keys.
- Oh! Yeah.

888
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:37,439
Hey, can I hang on to the key chain?

889
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,959
- They're, like, 25 bucks.
- You serious?

890
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,279
Yeah. Just keep it.

891
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,319
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

892
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,439
You need a ride?

893
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,879
Just gonna clear some stuff
out of my office.

894
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,679
This was fun.

895
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:11,439
- Hey, you come to LA, give me a call.
- Yeah, definitely.

896
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,319
Does the artist ever come in here?

897
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:32,479
Most days.
You just missed her, actually.

898
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,399
Hi. Back again?

899
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,519
Yep.

900
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:50,959
Chris!

901
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,679
Not so far.
Just come back. There you go.

902
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,119
You should get one.

903
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,079
That was the plan.

904
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,239
Instead,

905
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,239
I'm almost thirty,

906
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:10,359
unemployed,

907
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,639
and living with Mom and Dad.

908
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:19,879
Oliver,

909
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,359
this is your life.

910
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:23,999
Right now.

911
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:27,199
It doesn't wait for you
to get back on your feet.

912
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:03,039
d I guess this time
you're really leaving. d

913
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:08,399
d I heard your suitcase
say goodbye. d

914
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:09,719
I...

915
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:13,599
Don't say anything,
'cause I'll lose my nerve.

916
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,799
d As my broken heart
lies bleeding d

917
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,679
d They say
the true love is suicide. d

918
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:31,399
d You say you cried
a thousand rivers d

919
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,279
d And now you're swimming
for the shore. d

920
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:43,079
d You left me drowning in my tears d

921
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:49,679
d And you won't save me anymore. d

922
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,439
d Now I'm praying to God
you'll give me one more chance, girl. d

923
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:59,079
d I'll be there for you,
these five words I swear to you. d

924
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:02,159
d When you breathe
I want to be the air for you. d

925
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:05,639
d I'll be there for you. d

926
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,919
d I'd live and I'd die for you. d

927
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,279
d Steal the sun
from the sky for you. d

928
01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:14,119
d Words can't say
what a love can do. d

929
01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:18,079
d I'll be there for you. d

930
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,119
You suck!

931
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,039
I know you like Bon Jovi, so...

932
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:32,879
I don't.

933
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:35,999
Emily...

934
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,799
I'm flat broke.

935
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:43,959
I don't have a job.
I don't have a plan.

936
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:47,479
And I know I'm...

937
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,759
I know I'm probably
6 years too late,

938
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,799
but will you give me strike one back?

939
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:03,679
You're married.

940
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,279
I'm engaged.

941
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:19,119
Do you wanna come in?

942
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:25,599
No. I think I need the air.

943
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:32,599
I'm... I have to get the baby.
I'm sitting for Michelle.

944
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,359
You sound really good.

945
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:00,319
Well...

946
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:06,639
I guess when I'm an old man,
I'll never have to wonder,

947
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,119
"What if?".

948
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:03,239
So how long have you
had this place, Ben?

949
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:07,079
Going on 4 years,
but I still have a lot of plans for it.

950
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:10,079
Oh, I'm sure Em would be happy
to help you with those plans.

951
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:11,639
I'm sure she will.

952
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,599
This is a phase
I am glad you grew out of.

953
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:15,719
I don't even recognize you.
Oh, that skirt!

954
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:19,399
Those are great boots,
you still have those?

955
01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:20,479
Not the boots.

956
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:22,119
What am I looking for here?
The guy?

957
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,479
- No, not the guy.
- Whatever happened to that guy?

958
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:27,639
The photos.
They're from before we met.

959
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:30,359
- Before you and who met?
- Me and Oliver.

960
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:34,199
- What are you talking about?
- He took them before I even saw him,

961
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:36,599
so he did make the first move.

962
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,519
Kind of.

963
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:42,479
- You ready?
- I've got to go.

964
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,559
I'm gonna stop by tomorrow, Ok?
I'll help you move.

965
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,999
- Where you going?
- Michael needs a new suit.

966
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:48,999
I can't let him shop alone.

967
01:28:58,320 --> 01:28:59,799
Talk. Tell me.
Do I look fat?

968
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:02,879
Seriously. The pinstripes,
they make me look fat?

969
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,199
Michael, this is the seventh suit
you've tried on today.

970
01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:06,639
What do you want me to say?
It's a suit.

971
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:09,579
Oh, I just need some, you
know, give in the shoulders.

972
01:29:09,605 --> 01:29:12,224
- I just need a little...
- Yeah, well, they do alterations, move.

973
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:14,559
- Yeah.
- Shirts, huh?

974
01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:16,439
That's a nice shirt.
Look at this one.

975
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:18,319
Shirts.

976
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,359
Those legs,
they go all the way to the floor.

977
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:22,839
- Here.
- Socks. Yeah.

978
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,439
- About done here?
- Hold on now.

979
01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:29,359
We don't want our pants falling down
in the middle of "I do."

980
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:31,199
Nobody wants to see that.

981
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:42,599
Thought you quit smoking.

982
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,279
I did.

983
01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:01,079
What's going on, Em?

984
01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,239
Oh, all right, what are you doing?

985
01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:15,439
I'm hungry.

986
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:16,879
I don't care, you have to wait.

987
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:18,079
- Mom!
- What?

988
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:20,519
- Have you seen my tie?
- I don't... Did you look in your room?

989
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:23,839
- Yes. I don't know where it is.
- You better find it.

990
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:25,879
Is that my tie?

991
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:27,439
- Mom.
- What?

992
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:29,519
- Graham took my tie.
- Why did he take your tie?

993
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:32,279
I don't know.
Why? Give it to me.

994
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:36,279
Hi, I've been trying this number
all morning and I was just wondering

995
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,539
if you could find out if there's
something wrong with the line,

996
01:30:38,564 --> 01:30:39,319
or if it's been disconnected,

997
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:41,319
or if I can make
an emergency breakthrough.

998
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:45,399
- She's sleeping.
- Ok, Ok. Thanks anyway.

999
01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:47,159
Is everything packed?
I brought the minivan.

1000
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:50,519
- I'm not moving.
- What's going on?

1001
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,039
Ben and I broke up.

1002
01:30:56,120 --> 01:30:57,639
Honey...

1003
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,079
Are you okay?

1004
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:03,519
Why didn't you call me?
What happened?

1005
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:05,519
I had to do this.

1006
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:11,719
Okay. We are gonna sit down
and we are going to take a deep breath.

1007
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,079
It's gonna be fine.

1008
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:18,314
It is so natural to be nervous
before you get married.

1009
01:31:18,340 --> 01:31:19,224
Do you remember me?

1010
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:22,359
Don't worry,
Ben is gonna understand.

1011
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,079
You just need to talk to him.
Just set a time to meet.

1012
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:27,119
Tell him you need a day or
two to think things over.

1013
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,639
- I have to call Oliver.
- Oliver?

1014
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,639
- Who doesn't have call waiting?
- Sweetie...

1015
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:35,119
I have to talk to him.
I have to tell him I'm not getting married.

1016
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:36,959
Stop. Give me the phone.

1017
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,519
- I saw him.
- You saw who?

1018
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:43,599
Oliver.

1019
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:46,919
Emily...

1020
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:49,799
he's getting married.

1021
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:54,519
When?

1022
01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:08,079
Hi, I have a phone number
and I was wondering

1023
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:10,699
if you could give me the address
that goes with that phone number.

1024
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:11,799
What are you gonna say?

1025
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:14,599
I'm gonna say I broke it off with Ben.
I'm just gonna tell the truth.

1026
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:16,599
Oh, no, no.
I wasn't speaking to you. Sorry.

1027
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,119
Okay, you ready?
Here it is.

1028
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:22,079
I forgot the number.
Find the number.

1029
01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:25,059
- Hold on, I'm looking, I'm looking.
- She's looking, she's looking.

1030
01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:31,639
You look like shit.

1031
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:33,759
Thank you.

1032
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,039
Big day!

1033
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:38,879
Are you ready, gentlemen?

1034
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:41,399
Ready? Yeah.

1035
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:44,719
- All right.
- Let's get started.

1036
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:14,479
Hello?

1037
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:44,279
Honey, are you okay?
Shall I call a doctor?

1038
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,959
I'll get somebody to help you.
Go get somebody to help her.

1039
01:33:46,984 --> 01:33:48,839
- Call 9-1-1.
- Just get her some ice...

1040
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,159
Are you okay?

1041
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:53,439
- I got it. I got her.
- I'm sure there's a doctor...

1042
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:55,279
- I got her. It's fine.
- Okay.

1043
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:58,559
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1044
01:33:59,480 --> 01:34:02,399
- What are you doing here?
- I'm so sorry. I have to go.

1045
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,199
Excuse me, are you here with the ice?

1046
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:07,479
How did you find me?

1047
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:11,119
I had your number and I just...
I called Information and got your address.

1048
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:14,599
Wow. Information sure gives out
a lot of information.

1049
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:16,959
- I got this.
- All right.

1050
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:20,999
- Is your head okay?
- Ollie! We're waiting on you, son.

1051
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:22,359
Yes.

1052
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:24,279
You should go.

1053
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,399
I'm gonna go.

1054
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:30,959
Oliver.

1055
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:33,999
Okay.

1056
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:48,439
Emily...

1057
01:34:59,280 --> 01:35:01,559
It's too late. I'm too...

1058
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:07,799
Oliver!

1059
01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:09,959
What's going on?

1060
01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:12,959
You're not too late.

1061
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,119
I'm not getting married,
my sister is.

1062
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:22,439
You're such a dick!

1063
01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:31,599
Let's go. Let's start without him,
you guys. Come on, let's go.

1064
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:33,759
Don't.

1065
01:35:34,360 --> 01:35:35,559
You'll ruin it.

 
 
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