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- Cindy. Hi.
- Who, me? Him?
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- Not you.
- Don't worry about it.
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Hey!
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- How are you doing?
- Oh, fuck off.
5
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- What's up?
- Feel good. All right.
6
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Excuse me.
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- Yeah. Score.
- Very nice.
8
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All right. Let's talk
to this little lady called Night.
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I broke the window again.
10
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- Dad's gonna be pissed.
- I'll just tell him you did it.
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But I didn't do it.
I'm driving. Don't do that.
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So anyways, I'm standing there,
waiting to use the pay phone...
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And this guy on the phone turns
around and tips his hat like this.
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And who do you think that guy was?
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- Emilio Estevez.
- "The Mighty Duck". I was there!
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Of course you were. You yelled
the "Breakfast Clubber's" name.
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So, anyway.
You guys wanna make out or what?
18
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Oh, man. It was perfect that time.
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Four months of work for nothing.
20
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- What's up?
- Did you know you were doing 50?
21
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Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls
over just anybody? Make a move.
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- What's up?
- Not much. Just giving you an $80 ticket.
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She is <i>so</i> into you.
24
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- I want you to do me a favor.
- Whatever you say, "T.J. Hooker".
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Please obey all posted speed limits.
Have a good night.
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It's already been good, now
that you've served and protected me.
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Way to go my friend! You got her badge number--
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plus a month from now you got a date to meet
her at The Municipal State Court. Up top.
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- What was the point of that?
- Sorry.
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Come next week. I'm gonna
take care of you. All right, man.
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This is the Roxbury. We have a list.
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- We're on the list. Doug Butabi.
- Steve Butabi.
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- You're brothers?
- No.
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- Yes. Man!
- That's quite a joke.
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- Doug is hilarious.
- Check this out.
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You ever heard of this one?
You're not on the list. Get in line.
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- Is that...?
- It's the king of "21 Jump Street".
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Richard Grieco.
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- Excuse me.
- See you later. We'll go wait in line.
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- Maybe we'll hang out later?
- No chance.
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- Sounds good.
- Know what's wrong with this place?
42
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- They don't evaluate the clientele.
- I thought we just weren't cool enough.
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You are a beautiful man. Know what
we're gonna do when we get our club?
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We're gonna treat all wannabes just
as well as any legendary TV-star.
45
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- That's pretty Roosevelt of you.
- It's just what I believe in.
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- Wanna dance?
- We're not in the club yet.
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So, maybe when we get in?
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So I'm waiting to use the pay phone,
and this guy tips his hat like this.
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- And who do you think that guy was?
- Emilio Estevez!
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"The Mighty Duck", man. I swear
to God. I was, like, "Emilio!"
51
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"Emilio...!"
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The club is closed, folks. Sorry.
53
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- Nozzled you, my friend.
- Totally got me.
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That was in my nose.
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- You're an idiot.
- Oh yeah? You like it.
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Get off... Watch it!
57
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Where's Mom? And who's this
gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen?
58
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- Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe?
- What do you think of my new chin?
59
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Is it better than last year's?
60
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Behave yourselves. Look who's
gracing us with their presence.
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- Who?
- Here, Dad.
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It's a health shake.
It helps me hit my physical peak.
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Get the camera.
He's gonna hit his peak.
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- Honey, do it in your room.
- Oh, Mom, you're so funny.
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Steve? In the store in a half hour.
Wear something nice. Emily's back.
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As if he gives a flying rat's ass.
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"Flying rat's ass..."
That would be wild to see.
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Steve, at the store in a half hour.
Bring your dancing monkey brother.
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Hey, are you from out of town?
You have a local number?
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Are you all right? Sure?
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Finally. An hour and a half late.
Steve, go dust the roses.
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Idiot boy,
go cover the cash register.
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00:11:02,999 --> 00:11:07,337
Idiot boy,
go cover the cash register.
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00:11:13,301 --> 00:11:19,850
Hi. How are you paying for these?
Cash, check or charge?
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- Charge.
- Okay.
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00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:27,899
- Is this a Visa or a Mastercard?
- Move your thumb.
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Good one. Okay.
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Sure this is your card? It's not
processing. I have to call it in.
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- Operator 238, please.
- Authorization. Card number?
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00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:56,970
- What's up?
- I told you not to call anymore.
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- I need an approval.
- Card number?
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00:12:01,183 --> 00:12:07,272
- Not the card, sweetness, me.
- Shut up and swipe it.
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I can go for that.
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You like that? Does that feel good?
'Cause I can swipe it all night.
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- The card's fine. Bye, Doug.
- Bye, 238.
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Hi. Can I help you?
87
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Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool.
Can my model friends come in?
88
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- No. Yes.
- You're so funny and cute and tall.
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00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:41,097
Let's shake it.
90
00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:47,437
What are you doing? You have to cut up
my plants and make toys of them?
91
00:12:47,646 --> 00:12:51,691
- It's a club with a jungle theme.
- You're a jungle theme.
92
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:56,196
Go find your brother and load
the trucks. Idiot... Useless!
93
00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:11,586
- Steve...?
- Don't look.
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00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:15,423
- Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug.
- Whatever.
95
00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:21,680
So, you're back from school, working
for your dad at the lamp store?
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00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:26,351
I missed you. You said when I
got back, we could get together.
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Now I'm back,
so we can get together.
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- You wanna go see a movie?
- Sure.
99
00:13:34,442 --> 00:13:41,449
Or we could just drive around
and make out. I love making out.
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- And I'm really good at it.
- Sounds good.
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Back off, Chicklett. My brother and
I, we live life in the fast lane.
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That means no stop signs,
no pulling over to take pictures.
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See this man? He's my co-pilot
on this magic carpet ride.
104
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:07,726
- You're just way too much luggage.
- Shut up, Doug.
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00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:14,482
Emily?
I see you've picked the right son.
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00:14:14,691 --> 00:14:18,653
You know, Steve likes you very much.
107
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:25,702
Mr. Butabi. Is Steve asking Emily
to marry him again?
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00:14:25,911 --> 00:14:29,789
You know something?
If they have enough children, -
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00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:32,834
- we won't have to hire salesmen.
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00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:38,798
- Oh, Kamehl, you kill me.
- No, you kill me, Mr. Sanderson.
111
00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:46,014
- Can you please leave Steve alone?
- He likes the girl... Yes, you do!
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00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:51,436
You see this wall? After they
get married, we'll combine stores -
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- and have the first plant-lamp
shop. Steve and Emily will run it.
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00:14:55,774 --> 00:15:04,407
- Maybe you can clean the toilets.
- You're living on "Fantasy Island".
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00:15:04,616 --> 00:15:08,078
- God, that was a sweet show.
- I have a fantasy.
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00:15:08,286 --> 00:15:13,416
That I have two capable sons.
Not one with his head up his ass!
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00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:20,340
Is this how you load trucks?
Disgusting. Get out of here.
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00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:26,638
- So we're on a break?
- I guess.
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00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:32,686
- You wanna crunch it?
- Sure. Let's crunch.
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00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:41,528
- Can the rest of us use the mirror?
- Appreciate it.
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00:15:41,736 --> 00:15:46,157
- Everyone's got an attitude here.
- Gentlemen! Looking large.
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00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:50,370
Want my power bar?
How about an energy bar?
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00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:56,585
- I got a muscle triplicator bar.
- Supplements aside...
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00:15:56,793 --> 00:16:00,755
- How long have we been friends?
- All seven years of high school.
125
00:16:00,964 --> 00:16:08,763
That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat
it. I'm worried about your triceps.
126
00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:14,144
You aren't going all the way down.
I'm not seeing full extension.
127
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:19,024
We had a long talk about that
the other night.
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00:16:19,232 --> 00:16:25,989
You just shouldn't cheat yourselves.
Sorry to come down on you like this.
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00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:29,618
That's why we love you and hate you.
130
00:16:29,826 --> 00:16:33,079
- Still friends?
- You know it.
131
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:36,499
I'm glad we had this talk.
132
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:56,061
I had a great idea for the store...
133
00:16:56,269 --> 00:17:02,526
The store? You're supposed to be
thinking about... Hey, what's up?
134
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:07,239
- Can we call you sometime?
- Want some of this?
135
00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:11,785
- Think about our future.
- You're Mount St. Helensing on me.
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00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:15,038
Why are you forgetting our plans?
137
00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:20,126
The plans about you and I opening up
only the coolest club a la the Roxbury.
138
00:17:20,335 --> 00:17:27,133
- How? We can't even get in.
- We're letting them not let us in.
139
00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:32,639
But no more. It's time we step up
into that sweet-ass world.
140
00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:38,395
From now on, the only club
we're going to is the Roxbury.
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00:17:38,603 --> 00:17:41,523
- We can't...
- We can. You know why?
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00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:46,862
- We're good looking?
- Very good looking. You especially.
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00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:51,658
Repeat after me:
We can get into the Roxbury.
144
00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:56,538
We can get into the Roxbury.
145
00:17:56,746 --> 00:18:00,417
Roxbury...!
146
00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:10,093
Hey, what's up? You want some
of this? How about a little of that?
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00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:18,643
She starts to smell them.
She thought they were real plants!
148
00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:24,232
- Hello?
- What's up?
149
00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:29,446
The Sandersons are here to see
your mother's new chin. Get dressed.
150
00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:35,076
- Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight.
- Steve? I'll be right back.
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00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:40,832
I like your bathing suit. You have
really good muscle definition.
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00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:45,962
Most Americans don't wear revealing
bathing suits. Very European of you.
153
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:51,885
It's really sexy and I have
a really good taste in what's sexy.
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00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:55,680
- Steve!
- Whatever, Emily.
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00:19:11,988 --> 00:19:13,865
Good.
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00:19:14,074 --> 00:19:16,701
What's going on...?
157
00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:22,082
Are you from out of town...?
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00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:02,622
When I tell you to do something,
I mean it. Never come in half-naked.
159
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:07,711
- Put some clothes on and come down.
- Isn't on our things-to-do-list.
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00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:12,883
- We have something to do tonight.
- Yes. To get downstairs.
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00:20:13,091 --> 00:20:16,678
I don't want to!
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00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:21,850
How do I get through
to this individual?
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00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:25,312
Doug is like a fax machine.
164
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,734
Without a cover page, people don't
know where it's coming from.
165
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:36,364
And sometimes you get a busy signal.
That's why you got a redial button.
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00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:42,537
- Actually, I always screw it up...
- Don't bother. He'll never understand.
167
00:20:42,746 --> 00:20:49,669
I understand very well. You're going
to a new, hot club tonight, right?
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00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:54,966
- But how are you gonna get there?
- What are you doing?
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00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:26,623
You can take away our phones
and our keys, but <i>not</i> our dreams.
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00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:31,086
'Cos we're, like, sleeping
when we have them.
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00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:33,797
Later much!
172
00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:43,849
Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving
without a phone.
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00:21:44,057 --> 00:21:46,935
How old are these? How embarrassing.
174
00:21:47,143 --> 00:21:51,606
You know, in case of emergency.
Have fun.
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00:21:51,815 --> 00:21:55,944
- Did Mom get lipstick on me?
- It looks like you were making out.
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00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:13,378
- How's my hair? Roxbury-good?
- You know it.
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00:22:13,587 --> 00:22:18,049
I've got to tell you, Steve,
tonight, I can taste it.
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00:22:19,843 --> 00:22:25,015
I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now.
I don't know what to do.
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00:22:25,223 --> 00:22:29,728
- You're mad-cowing on me. Relax.
- I'm nervous.
180
00:22:29,936 --> 00:22:36,193
- It's this pressure to get in.
- You must take control of yourself.
181
00:22:36,401 --> 00:22:40,447
No, <i>you</i> take control.
I'm barely hanging on here.
182
00:22:42,782 --> 00:22:48,038
Come on, relax. Think puppies
and candy canes, all right?
183
00:22:48,246 --> 00:22:53,960
- Hey, hotlegs. What's going on?
- We'll clean it up later. Don't worry.
184
00:22:56,087 --> 00:23:02,093
I see your Roxbury balloon
and I hate to burst it, -
185
00:23:02,302 --> 00:23:07,807
- but I don't think
our names are on that list.
186
00:23:08,016 --> 00:23:10,060
Perfect. "Rites of Passage".
187
00:23:10,268 --> 00:23:15,524
Remember? A boy in the jungle
with only a spear to hunt the lion.
188
00:23:15,732 --> 00:23:19,819
This van is our spear.
That Roxbury is our lion.
189
00:23:20,028 --> 00:23:23,949
- Does the bouncer know about this?
- He's about to find out.
190
00:23:24,157 --> 00:23:26,993
See you next week.
191
00:23:27,202 --> 00:23:32,123
- My good <i>hombre</i>. Remember us?
- Doug and Steve Butabi.
192
00:23:32,332 --> 00:23:36,753
- You're brothers?
- No... Yes.
193
00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:40,048
- Man!
- Works every time.
194
00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:43,343
Now I remember. You can't come in.
195
00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:50,350
What's up, partner?
How are you doing tonight?
196
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:54,563
Time to play a little softball.
197
00:23:54,771 --> 00:24:00,569
- Hey, good man. How's it going?
- Good. You still can't come in.
198
00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:06,157
That's not what my friend told me.
His name is Abraham.
199
00:24:08,952 --> 00:24:12,789
- You don't know him?
- What about his two friends?
200
00:24:12,998 --> 00:24:19,004
George Washington
and George Washington?
201
00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:28,263
And George Washington is a little
lonely. Wants to join his buddies.
202
00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:33,977
And look who else we've got.
Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Jefferson.
203
00:24:37,772 --> 00:24:40,901
Thanks... Great.
204
00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:47,199
- Is that an ATM?
- That's where we drop off videos.
205
00:24:47,407 --> 00:24:50,869
- Hello, that's it.
- That was a card store.
206
00:24:51,077 --> 00:24:56,875
- That's just Weight Watchers...
- ATM. That's it.
207
00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:07,719
- Shit. The car.
- What about me?
208
00:25:07,928 --> 00:25:11,640
This racing car is illegal.
All I need is a police report.
209
00:25:13,808 --> 00:25:17,896
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, let me see.
210
00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:25,487
Great. They're starting
with the neck injuries. I'm screwed.
211
00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:28,240
Jesus, man.
212
00:25:28,448 --> 00:25:33,036
- Sorry about your van.
- No way. Richard Grieco!
213
00:25:34,871 --> 00:25:41,127
- We saw you at the Roxbury.
- Right. So what do you want to do?
214
00:25:41,336 --> 00:25:46,132
- Go to the Roxbury again.
- We couldn't get in.
215
00:25:46,341 --> 00:25:53,223
You want me to get you
into the Roxbury? Great. Follow me.
216
00:25:54,266 --> 00:25:57,269
- Amazing.
- It all comes from within.
217
00:25:57,477 --> 00:26:00,730
He felt it because he's an actor.
218
00:26:02,148 --> 00:26:07,404
We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury.
I just don't want a lawsuit.
219
00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:27,299
Oh, my God, this is the most
amazing place I've ever been.
220
00:26:27,507 --> 00:26:31,511
This is the coatroom.
The club's in there.
221
00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:38,143
What's up...?
222
00:26:41,146 --> 00:26:45,859
- Get a hold of yourself.
- It's hottie overload in here.
223
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:50,405
- Just pace yourself.
- What's up? Two, three, four.
224
00:26:50,614 --> 00:26:54,492
What's up? Two, three, four...
225
00:26:58,872 --> 00:27:01,416
- Sweet!
- Sweet!
226
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:04,628
Richie, good to see you. Get over here.
227
00:27:04,836 --> 00:27:11,051
- The place is kicking.
- Jumping like "21 Jump Street".
228
00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:13,929
Who are your friends?
229
00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:18,767
- Mr. Zadir owns the place.
- Doug Butabi.
230
00:27:18,975 --> 00:27:24,064
You look like good boys.
Come to my VIP table.
231
00:27:24,272 --> 00:27:26,942
- The owner.
- The man we want to be.
232
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:31,821
- I thought we wanted to be Grieco.
- Professionally, it's this guy.
233
00:27:35,867 --> 00:27:41,540
Dooey, my main man. I love
this man. Meet the Butabi brothers.
234
00:27:41,748 --> 00:27:47,587
These are good boys.
Did you grab my ass?
235
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:51,967
- No, sir. I did not grab your ass.
- It's okay if you did.
236
00:27:52,175 --> 00:27:57,180
I understand. It's just that
you're barking up the wrong tree.
237
00:27:59,558 --> 00:28:03,061
- You guys come here a lot?
- All the time.
238
00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:07,107
- But we've never been inside.
- Watch what you're saying.
239
00:28:07,315 --> 00:28:10,735
So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here?
240
00:28:13,196 --> 00:28:17,117
No.
241
00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:23,707
All right... Listen, Bennie,
see you later. See you, guys.
242
00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:27,669
- See you, Richard Grieco.
- See you, Grieco's lady.
243
00:28:30,046 --> 00:28:36,469
I'm honored to shoot the shit with
the owner of the club of all clubs.
244
00:28:36,678 --> 00:28:42,350
- And we're proficient club hoppers.
- We usually go to the Mudd Club.
245
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:46,021
- That place is rank.
- They let any asswad in the door.
246
00:28:46,229 --> 00:28:50,567
- I own that place also.
- It's a really good location, though.
247
00:28:50,775 --> 00:28:57,407
No, you're right. One day
you're hot, the next day you're not.
248
00:29:00,118 --> 00:29:04,289
Actually, I had an idea for a club.
249
00:29:04,497 --> 00:29:09,002
- Wait. Did you grab my ass?
- No.
250
00:29:09,211 --> 00:29:14,341
- Do you want to?
- No. Should I?
251
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:19,387
Okay. Continue.
252
00:29:19,596 --> 00:29:26,102
People waiting outside are bummed,
'cos they're trying to get in.
253
00:29:26,311 --> 00:29:30,482
What if the outside of the club
looked like the inside?
254
00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:36,196
With couches and music and all that.
But then on the inside...
255
00:29:36,404 --> 00:29:40,617
...it looks like the street.
You know, cars and signs.
256
00:29:40,825 --> 00:29:45,455
The outside is the inside
and the inside is the outside.
257
00:29:45,664 --> 00:29:48,166
Doesn't that blow your mind?
258
00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:54,005
- What about that guy?
- Owns a restaurant. One.
259
00:29:54,214 --> 00:30:00,345
- Boy, has this place gone downhill.
- No one over six figures. Let's go.
260
00:30:00,554 --> 00:30:04,850
- Wait. That's that Zadir guy.
- Who are those guys with him?
261
00:30:05,058 --> 00:30:09,312
If they're with Zadir,
they've got to be worth something.
262
00:30:09,521 --> 00:30:12,858
Great. Let's work.
263
00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:17,445
- Tell him about the vampire idea.
- That's a dumb idea.
264
00:30:17,654 --> 00:30:20,073
I have to say hello to Jim Carrey.
265
00:30:20,282 --> 00:30:23,660
Come here,
you pet detective bastard.
266
00:30:23,869 --> 00:30:28,582
"Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch.
267
00:30:28,790 --> 00:30:33,795
- Was I too pushy? Did I speak well?
- You were totally articulate.
268
00:30:34,004 --> 00:30:39,259
It's hard to pitch in a nightclub.
The music is way too loud in here.
269
00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:43,054
We have to get a meeting. Steve...?
270
00:30:57,068 --> 00:30:59,654
- You want to dance?
- Yes.
271
00:30:59,863 --> 00:31:04,117
- All right. Take it easy.
- She said yes.
272
00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:07,579
Hotties wanna shake it. Come on.
273
00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:19,836
That's some good ass-grabbing
going on there.
274
00:33:28,303 --> 00:33:31,473
1980. Good year.
275
00:33:31,681 --> 00:33:35,310
Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit.
276
00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:43,443
- And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started.
- Chachi gives a fuck about Joanie.
277
00:33:43,652 --> 00:33:49,115
Cambi makes a good point.
But tonight we have some fun.
278
00:33:49,324 --> 00:33:54,704
- Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir.
- But you know what makes a party?
279
00:33:54,913 --> 00:33:58,416
- Fluffy whip.
- But not putting it on stuff.
280
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:04,422
You press the little white nozzle
and you suck on it. It's fun.
281
00:34:04,631 --> 00:34:10,637
- You mean, like, nitrous oxide?
- No. What is that?
282
00:34:10,846 --> 00:34:15,267
Dooey, we have to stop and get
some fluffy whip for the party.
283
00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:19,187
- Yes, sir.
- It has to be in a can.
284
00:34:19,396 --> 00:34:21,606
He can't hear you.
285
00:34:21,815 --> 00:34:26,278
Hey, Dooey, tell your mom
I had a nice time last night.
286
00:34:26,486 --> 00:34:29,489
- And your dad.
- What?
287
00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:35,120
- I mean, your sister.
- Good one!
288
00:34:35,328 --> 00:34:38,790
- Only in a Limo.
- We nailed him.
289
00:34:38,999 --> 00:34:42,460
Disco-dicks.
290
00:34:44,671 --> 00:34:49,342
- And that alien was Robin Williams.
- I'll be right back.
291
00:34:49,551 --> 00:34:54,139
- It's my boss's card.
- I'll take care of that.
292
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:02,480
- Operator 238, please.
- Hello, Doug.
293
00:35:02,689 --> 00:35:09,029
- Guess where we went tonight.
- The One-Stop Market on Ventura?
294
00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:13,408
No, I mean before that,
you sly, little credit vixen.
295
00:35:13,617 --> 00:35:17,871
I give up, you nasty card-swiper.
296
00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:23,251
- The Roxbury. Come out some time.
- I would.
297
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:27,172
But then who would approve
all the money you spend?
298
00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:33,512
- You're always thinking of me.
- The card's good. Bye, Doug.
299
00:35:36,681 --> 00:35:40,685
She approved. Approved.
300
00:35:45,023 --> 00:35:50,946
- Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir.
- It's a place to hang my hat.
301
00:36:01,331 --> 00:36:07,379
Look. A hundred thousand dollar
sound system, and nobody's dancing.
302
00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:13,051
If I may congest, the pool is taking
up the prime dancing real estate.
303
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:19,975
If you put glass over the pool,
it would be like dancing on water.
304
00:36:20,183 --> 00:36:24,604
- And people love to do that.
- Let's not talk business now.
305
00:36:24,813 --> 00:36:27,941
Let's set up a meeting.
306
00:36:28,149 --> 00:36:32,696
Anna Nicole? Put something on.
You're making us sick.
307
00:36:32,904 --> 00:36:35,198
Meeting!
308
00:36:35,407 --> 00:36:38,827
- Let's mingle.
- Right.
309
00:36:39,035 --> 00:36:43,540
This Italian food tastes so good.
It's, like, Mexican.
310
00:36:43,748 --> 00:36:47,085
- Could you pass me a towel, please?
- Good. How are you?
311
00:36:47,294 --> 00:36:52,841
- They're right behind you.
- BMW... Vanilla, mostly.
312
00:36:53,049 --> 00:36:56,720
- There you are.
- We got scared.
313
00:36:56,928 --> 00:37:00,640
- Of who? We'll kick his ass.
- No.
314
00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:04,227
We got scared
somebody stole you away from us.
315
00:37:04,436 --> 00:37:08,440
Oh, okay.
316
00:37:08,648 --> 00:37:12,277
Like some other girls
would steal us away...
317
00:37:12,485 --> 00:37:17,532
Oh, right. Oh!
318
00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:24,289
So, do you guys wanna go some place
we can be alone?
319
00:37:24,497 --> 00:37:29,127
No... Yes! Oh, man.
320
00:37:29,336 --> 00:37:34,758
- Why does it taste so sweet?
- 'Cos it's like candy.
321
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:42,432
These are real.
They'll be dead in a week.
322
00:37:43,725 --> 00:37:49,272
You know what I always thought
would make a cool "Twilight Zone"?
323
00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:53,360
Like, we see a picture
of this lady, -
324
00:37:53,568 --> 00:37:59,574
- but to this lady, are we just
a picture of us? Ever think of that?
325
00:37:59,783 --> 00:38:02,369
No.
326
00:38:02,577 --> 00:38:05,997
Why don't you come over here?
327
00:38:06,206 --> 00:38:10,669
Vivica, you know what I heard
when I first met you?
328
00:38:10,877 --> 00:38:13,213
What?
329
00:38:19,886 --> 00:38:23,223
- What are you doing?
- That's an ambulance.
330
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:28,728
Coming to take me away.
The sight of you stopped my heart.
331
00:38:30,021 --> 00:38:36,778
Cambi, do you like blueberries
or strawberries?
332
00:38:36,987 --> 00:38:42,284
I wanna know what kind of pancakes
to order you in the morning.
333
00:38:44,494 --> 00:38:48,290
Steve!
334
00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:55,589
- I was wondering...
- What are you doing?
335
00:38:55,797 --> 00:39:01,303
Checking your label.
Just as I thought. Made in heaven.
336
00:39:01,511 --> 00:39:04,639
Doug. You've gotten past
the opening lines.
337
00:39:04,848 --> 00:39:11,104
- Is that a mirror in your pocket?
- What?
338
00:39:11,313 --> 00:39:15,400
I could see myself in your pants.
339
00:39:15,609 --> 00:39:20,739
If I said you had a nice body,
would you hold it against me?
340
00:39:24,659 --> 00:39:31,082
I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!"
And Doug was going cra...
341
00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:36,880
And Steve was, like, "Emilio!"
Oh, God, if you were only there.
342
00:39:37,088 --> 00:39:42,052
I feel like a selfish pig, going on
about myself. What about you?
343
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:46,473
Where are you from?
Any brothers or sisters? Any family?
344
00:39:46,681 --> 00:39:49,434
- Pets, what about pets?
- I got a cat.
345
00:39:49,643 --> 00:39:53,021
Really? A cat? Interesting.
346
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:58,693
I think of you more as a dog person.
Maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso.
347
00:39:58,902 --> 00:40:03,782
Something small, warm, fuzzy...
348
00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:06,493
Is this your first time?
349
00:40:06,701 --> 00:40:10,330
Yes. Isn't it yours?
350
00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:16,169
- Is this your first time?
- What?
351
00:40:16,378 --> 00:40:21,132
Are you serious?
Oh, you're hilarious.
352
00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:29,307
Oh, man. You're funny.
Hey, Steve? You're a funny girl.
353
00:40:29,516 --> 00:40:33,895
All right. Hey, where are you going?
354
00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:44,447
- Oh, my God.
- Did you just? 'Cos I just...
355
00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:55,208
Not that it hasn't happened before.
It was okay.
356
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:59,171
I'm gonna go back in and...
357
00:41:02,591 --> 00:41:05,510
- Hey, Steve?
- Yeah, Doug?
358
00:41:12,475 --> 00:41:17,731
- You got a number.
- We got a number.
359
00:41:25,697 --> 00:41:31,203
I got some great office supplies
for our new nightclub business.
360
00:41:31,411 --> 00:41:34,706
Post-It notes to annotate important
documents.
361
00:41:34,915 --> 00:41:39,669
Little ones. You write smaller than
me. Mugs with our names on them.
362
00:41:39,878 --> 00:41:43,757
Yours say Doug.
Did you call Mr. Zadir?
363
00:41:43,965 --> 00:41:49,221
Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir,
you have to have a plan of attack.
364
00:41:49,429 --> 00:41:54,809
I'd like to schedule a meeting.
Can you do... 12:30?
365
00:41:55,018 --> 00:41:58,146
Let me see.
366
00:42:02,609 --> 00:42:05,445
- I'm clear.
- You know what?
367
00:42:05,654 --> 00:42:09,783
Let's have a pre-meeting
to brainstorm before our meeting.
368
00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:15,830
Yeah, that way we don't
look like idiots at our meeting.
369
00:42:17,249 --> 00:42:21,795
- I'm sorry. Register's closed.
- Sorry.
370
00:42:24,047 --> 00:42:29,094
Mr. Butabi,
where's the other cash register?
371
00:42:31,388 --> 00:42:37,853
Steve? I was just thinking. Dad
would be really proud of us right now.
372
00:42:38,061 --> 00:42:44,359
What are you idiots doing? I pay you
to take money and push a button.
373
00:42:44,568 --> 00:42:47,445
Are your delicate fingers injured?
374
00:42:47,654 --> 00:42:52,033
- We're working our asses off.
- Our week's filling up quick.
375
00:42:52,242 --> 00:42:55,745
We've made
important business contacts.
376
00:42:55,954 --> 00:42:59,291
Dancing the Macarena
with Donald Trump?
377
00:42:59,499 --> 00:43:03,962
You're always telling us
to do something with our lives.
378
00:43:04,171 --> 00:43:09,467
You never support us or care about
what's important to us, right?
379
00:43:09,676 --> 00:43:14,931
- Yeah... for the most part.
- Even your brother isn't convinced.
380
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:21,396
Why? He uses his brain, unlike you.
You're a loser! New policy.
381
00:43:21,605 --> 00:43:27,611
No more clubs.
Yes! Your life is retail.
382
00:43:27,819 --> 00:43:31,031
- Go clean the stockroom.
- You know what?
383
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:37,204
Not only will we not clean out
the stockroom, we're out of here!
384
00:43:37,412 --> 00:43:40,999
What about the stockroom?
385
00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:45,587
We don't need you.
We made huge-ass contacts last night.
386
00:43:45,795 --> 00:43:49,633
Plus we met these girls, Dad.
387
00:43:49,841 --> 00:43:53,970
We'll make it without you.
You'll see.
388
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:59,392
I'll see when you come home, begging
for food and shelter. Morons!
389
00:43:59,601 --> 00:44:05,732
Steve? You're an ass, Doug.
You want to go to the beach later?
390
00:44:05,941 --> 00:44:10,111
I know a beach where you don't have
to wear a bathing suit.
391
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:15,200
- Plus with my milky white skin...
- This is a major family crisis.
392
00:44:15,408 --> 00:44:18,662
I have to take
a rain check on this convo.
393
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:26,211
Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't
mean that metaphorically.
394
00:44:27,212 --> 00:44:31,716
Just give me a call if you wanna
go out. Or just call me anyway.
395
00:45:11,673 --> 00:45:15,844
You notice we forgot to ask her
something. That's weird.
396
00:45:16,052 --> 00:45:21,474
We're in serious relationships right
now, and our ladies can trust us.
397
00:45:21,683 --> 00:45:27,397
Why go out for burgers,
when you got steak at home?
398
00:45:36,114 --> 00:45:40,535
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, fine.
399
00:45:40,744 --> 00:45:43,622
- Doug and Steve Butabi.
- You're brothers?
400
00:45:43,830 --> 00:45:50,212
- We can't get into that right now.
- Your names are not on the list.
401
00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:52,714
We have a meeting.
402
00:45:52,923 --> 00:45:57,844
- Doug, Mr. Zadir!
- Security.
403
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:05,018
- Dooey... Yeah. Up top.
- Main man.
404
00:46:05,227 --> 00:46:10,524
- Raging party last night.
- Is that what my mother told you?
405
00:46:10,732 --> 00:46:14,653
- What?
- The fluffy whip was a big hit.
406
00:46:14,861 --> 00:46:20,158
- I was sent out looking for more.
- You, sir, are a party animal.
407
00:46:20,367 --> 00:46:24,955
It's been great spending quality
time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir.
408
00:46:25,163 --> 00:46:29,668
Zadir was drunk last night.
He doesn't even remember you.
409
00:46:29,876 --> 00:46:34,047
You think you're the first losers
I've had to get rid of on a Monday?
410
00:46:34,256 --> 00:46:39,594
- Are we being blown off?
- Actually, you're being kicked out.
411
00:46:49,646 --> 00:46:53,567
That doesn't feel good at all...
412
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,947
- What's going on?
- Just some trespassers.
413
00:46:59,155 --> 00:47:05,120
- And the boys from last night?
- I haven't located them yet.
414
00:47:05,328 --> 00:47:08,832
Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
415
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,211
From where I'm standing,
that's a physical impossibility.
416
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:17,591
I know your tricks, Dooey.
417
00:47:30,228 --> 00:47:33,315
Maybe we should just go back to work.
418
00:47:33,523 --> 00:47:38,528
Maybe we should go to college, not
put gel in our hair and wear jeans!
419
00:47:38,737 --> 00:47:43,241
- Let's do that, Steve!
- Sorry.
420
00:47:48,371 --> 00:47:51,416
Cambi's number.
421
00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:58,798
- We had a pretty sweet time, right?
- Sweet-ass time.
422
00:47:59,007 --> 00:48:03,970
Diabetic.
I could see us doing that again.
423
00:48:04,179 --> 00:48:07,974
Maybe even a couple of times a week.
424
00:48:08,183 --> 00:48:12,354
The ladies await, my friend. Cell.
425
00:48:14,481 --> 00:48:18,568
So you do travel to places
other than Japan.
426
00:48:18,777 --> 00:48:22,405
- These hotties are sweet.
- Sweet ass sweet.
427
00:48:24,407 --> 00:48:28,453
- Who is it?
- Just a bunch of pound signs.
428
00:48:28,662 --> 00:48:33,166
- Are you doing it right?
- You have to hit the pound sign.
429
00:48:35,252 --> 00:48:40,382
You have to put in our number
and then hit the pound sign.
430
00:48:42,467 --> 00:48:45,804
Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy.
431
00:48:46,012 --> 00:48:49,599
That's a sweet show, too.
432
00:48:52,269 --> 00:48:58,567
Cambi, it's your boyfriend.
Look, I need to see you.
433
00:48:58,775 --> 00:49:02,487
- I'm at the Skybar.
- <i>We'll be right there.</i>
434
00:49:02,696 --> 00:49:07,659
- Nice.
- I was focused the whole time.
435
00:49:07,868 --> 00:49:11,496
Did you have a good time last night?
436
00:49:11,705 --> 00:49:15,876
I had a great time.
I think we've reached a point -
437
00:49:16,084 --> 00:49:20,088
- where I can call you Viv
and leave out the "ica".
438
00:49:20,297 --> 00:49:24,968
You wanna hang out
or do what we did last night?
439
00:49:25,177 --> 00:49:29,723
- Or eat, then do what we did?
- Sounds good.
440
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:37,063
- Have your boarding passes ready.
- You'll have to check your bag.
441
00:49:37,272 --> 00:49:44,696
The movie on this flight will be...
I can't think of any more.
442
00:49:44,905 --> 00:49:51,870
- Where's your car?
- Our dad got mad, took it away.
443
00:49:52,078 --> 00:49:58,043
We used to work for him, but we quit
today. Actually, we're unemployed.
444
00:49:58,251 --> 00:50:03,423
- You don't work with Mr. Zadir?
- We just met him last night.
445
00:50:03,632 --> 00:50:10,305
- We will be. So no, but yes.
- If we ever get to see him again.
446
00:50:14,226 --> 00:50:19,356
- You don't need boarding passes.
- Get away from us.
447
00:50:19,564 --> 00:50:23,527
- You guys are a big waste of time.
- <i>Como</i> what?
448
00:50:23,735 --> 00:50:28,907
- Steve, you're a jerkoff.
- I'm glad you shared that with me.
449
00:50:29,115 --> 00:50:34,120
- It's a big step for both of us.
- Consider last night a favor.
450
00:50:34,329 --> 00:50:37,958
Now do us a favor.
Never talk to us again!
451
00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:41,837
- What did we do? We'll change.
- You can't change.
452
00:50:42,045 --> 00:50:45,632
You are ugly, pathetic losers.
453
00:50:45,841 --> 00:50:50,887
I can't believe we actually had sex
with these asswads!
454
00:50:51,096 --> 00:50:56,810
That's the problem. Poor <i>schmucks</i>
look just the same as rich <i>schmucks</i>.
455
00:51:09,155 --> 00:51:14,703
- No... Yes...
- This is the worst day of my life.
456
00:51:14,911 --> 00:51:18,623
I'd really appreciate it
if you didn't talk to me right now.
457
00:51:18,832 --> 00:51:22,252
I don't know how to respond to that.
458
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:29,593
Big surprise. You don't know how to
work the clubs, talk to the ladies.
459
00:51:29,801 --> 00:51:34,389
You only know how to ask me
how to do everything!
460
00:51:34,598 --> 00:51:38,768
That's why everything has gone
wrong. You're holding me back.
461
00:51:38,977 --> 00:51:47,986
You're like this thing tied to my
leg, this dragging thing on a chain.
462
00:51:48,195 --> 00:51:51,990
- A lead weight?
- Yes, thank you. But not anymore!
463
00:51:52,199 --> 00:51:55,702
Nothing. That's all. Nothing.
464
00:51:55,911 --> 00:52:01,833
You can't blame me. Today was just
a series of random events gone awry.
465
00:52:02,042 --> 00:52:07,839
Maybe they wouldn't go awry
if I had someone next to me with a brain!
466
00:52:08,048 --> 00:52:13,929
You know what? Dad was right.
You are a loser.
467
00:52:14,137 --> 00:52:19,893
You know what, Steve?
I lied. You're not good looking.
468
00:52:20,101 --> 00:52:25,106
Did you say something? I can't hear
things from that low to the ground.
469
00:52:25,315 --> 00:52:29,819
- Consider me your ex-brother.
- I don't care.
470
00:52:30,028 --> 00:52:33,949
Care about this?
You want the real thing?
471
00:52:34,157 --> 00:52:36,785
- Do you want...?
- Stop talking to me.
472
00:52:36,993 --> 00:52:39,496
Fine. My pleasure.
473
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:29,421
Little Post-Its, you little idiot.
474
00:53:29,629 --> 00:53:32,757
Get out, 'cos I hate you.
475
00:53:41,808 --> 00:53:45,854
- <i>You should take a lesson from it.</i>
- Grieco.
476
00:54:12,339 --> 00:54:17,719
- You'll be very happy with these.
- How long do they last?
477
00:54:17,928 --> 00:54:23,099
They last forever. They're silk.
They'll always be in bloom.
478
00:54:23,308 --> 00:54:29,272
They'll never die, never change.
Never say you're not good looking.
479
00:54:29,481 --> 00:54:36,404
They'll always be in your room, not
suddenly move to the guest house.
480
00:54:36,613 --> 00:54:40,700
Something has come up. Excuse me.
481
00:54:40,909 --> 00:54:46,873
- All the customers are depressed.
- It's just that I miss Doug.
482
00:54:47,082 --> 00:54:51,962
- He's in the guest house. It's a mansion.
- There's no cable.
483
00:54:52,170 --> 00:54:57,801
- Yes, there is. They have Cinemax.
- But there's no HBO. God!
484
00:55:00,887 --> 00:55:05,642
- Feel it right here. Squeeze.
- Hey, Steve.
485
00:55:05,851 --> 00:55:09,229
I heard about your brother.
486
00:55:09,437 --> 00:55:15,068
- So when are we gonna go out?
- I know a place with spinach wraps.
487
00:55:15,277 --> 00:55:20,657
I know you've had you heart set on
this, but the truth is, I'm a rebel.
488
00:55:20,866 --> 00:55:24,744
You're like this
sweet-girl-from-next-door type.
489
00:55:24,953 --> 00:55:32,127
I go to college. Translation: Drunken
orgies with occasional Cliff notes.
490
00:55:32,335 --> 00:55:37,465
It sounds good, but I just got out
of this very serious relationship.
491
00:55:37,674 --> 00:55:41,469
I have to nurse my emotional wounds.
492
00:55:41,678 --> 00:55:45,473
That could take till... Saturday.
493
00:55:45,682 --> 00:55:50,979
That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets
for David Copperfield this Saturday.
494
00:55:51,188 --> 00:55:57,652
It's gonna be so much fun
to see things appear and disappear.
495
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:03,909
I'll see you.
496
00:56:09,164 --> 00:56:14,920
- Oh, man. Great glutes.
- I don't care.
497
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:44,199
- That's expensive.
- Gotta go.
498
00:56:47,244 --> 00:56:51,331
Who decorates like this?
Steve, come on.
499
00:57:24,281 --> 00:57:30,120
"Business. Human Relationships
in Management."
500
00:57:30,328 --> 00:57:33,540
"Covers the development of..."
501
00:57:33,748 --> 00:57:38,795
Here's one. "Business Computer
Systems." That's a good one.
502
00:57:39,004 --> 00:57:44,426
Machines are Doug's thing.
I'm more of a people person.
503
00:57:44,634 --> 00:57:51,349
A business man must have knowledge
of computers. Come on.
504
00:57:51,558 --> 00:57:56,021
Here's another one.
"Venture Management."
505
00:57:56,229 --> 00:58:01,943
Gosh, Emily, school?
I'll have to read, and homework...
506
00:58:02,152 --> 00:58:06,781
Teachers saying: "Would you share
that with the rest of the class?"
507
00:58:06,990 --> 00:58:09,701
Do you want me to be less horny?
508
00:58:09,910 --> 00:58:15,207
- No, that wouldn't be good.
- Look, here's what we do.
509
00:58:15,415 --> 00:58:21,546
First, we combine the stores, okay?
Then we can add the furniture.
510
00:58:21,755 --> 00:58:25,133
Recliners and sofa beds...
511
00:58:25,342 --> 00:58:29,179
- And end tables and...
- Chairs.
512
00:58:29,387 --> 00:58:34,476
- Oh, yes, chairs.
- Ottomans.
513
00:58:34,684 --> 00:58:40,857
Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger
than Ikea... Home Depot.
514
00:58:45,278 --> 00:58:49,074
Ikea!
515
00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:04,089
I think we're moving way too fast.
You're talking like we're married.
516
00:59:05,549 --> 00:59:11,137
Oh, Steve.
You just made me so happy.
517
00:59:11,346 --> 00:59:15,392
What? No, I don't mean that.
518
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,771
It's just that I don't...
519
00:59:24,067 --> 00:59:26,194
Okay.
520
00:59:38,623 --> 00:59:44,713
Doug, if I'm not mistaken,
this place has got it going on!
521
00:59:44,921 --> 00:59:48,383
I owe you big time for inviting me.
522
00:59:48,592 --> 00:59:54,347
Who wants to dance?
I call this one the sprinkler.
523
00:59:56,183 --> 01:00:01,396
You think it would be okay to wear
this to your brother's wedding?
524
01:00:01,605 --> 01:00:06,151
Your brother's wedding, man.
What are you gonna wear?
525
01:00:06,818 --> 01:00:11,448
You have to hand it to Steve.
That Emily is the perfect woman.
526
01:00:11,656 --> 01:00:16,578
Strong legs, tight stomach,
positive mental attitude...
527
01:00:16,786 --> 01:00:24,085
- She can really keep you on track.
- Shut up...! Idiot.
528
01:00:25,921 --> 01:00:29,883
Just because you and your brother
are having problems, -
529
01:00:30,091 --> 01:00:35,805
- that's no reason to refer to my
intellect in a diminutive manner.
530
01:00:36,014 --> 01:00:40,769
I'm sorry. It's just...
531
01:00:40,977 --> 01:00:45,232
Can we not talk
about my brother for a second?
532
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,903
- 10-4. Boundary set.
- Thank you.
533
01:00:50,111 --> 01:00:54,783
I'm having a hell of a time.
534
01:01:02,123 --> 01:01:07,254
At this moment, I want to make
a toast to Steve and Emily, -
535
01:01:07,462 --> 01:01:11,716
- who after tomorrow
will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi.
536
01:01:11,925 --> 01:01:15,762
- Emily Sanderson-Butabi.
- Whoever.
537
01:01:15,971 --> 01:01:24,437
I would like to thank my parents,
who came in all the way from Maine.
538
01:01:24,646 --> 01:01:29,359
- Despite Mom's sciatica.
- Terrific, sir.
539
01:01:30,819 --> 01:01:35,657
And the Butabis, who came in
all the way from Yayman.
540
01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:41,079
- Yemen.
- And that's not the only union.
541
01:01:41,288 --> 01:01:47,002
- We got a new lamp-plant store.
- Plant-lamp store. Much better.
542
01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:52,132
- Seriously, it sounds better.
- Steve?
543
01:01:52,340 --> 01:01:54,926
You want to make a toast?
544
01:01:55,135 --> 01:01:58,763
I think you should make a toast.
All the men are making toasts.
545
01:02:03,393 --> 01:02:09,816
Okay, I just want to say,
"What's up, Grandma, Grandpa?"
546
01:02:10,025 --> 01:02:14,779
And to the other two old people,
"What's up?"
547
01:02:14,988 --> 01:02:18,783
- Yeah, you.
- Very nice.
548
01:02:18,992 --> 01:02:24,039
Steve is thrilled
that this family's coming together.
549
01:02:24,247 --> 01:02:31,338
I'd like to show you some of our
business plans for after the merger.
550
01:02:34,508 --> 01:02:39,888
Dad? Is there any way
we can cancel this whole thing?
551
01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:45,810
- Yes... No!
- That is <i>so</i> funny.
552
01:02:46,019 --> 01:02:51,149
But it's like Emily turned out to be
this whole different other person.
553
01:02:51,358 --> 01:02:53,777
Let me explain something.
554
01:02:53,985 --> 01:02:58,657
The caterer has been paid.
Your grandparents came.
555
01:02:59,783 --> 01:03:03,912
All men are nervous
the night before their wedding.
556
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:11,002
All guys are nervous and kind of
hope she eats a can of botulism?
557
01:03:11,211 --> 01:03:16,299
She could hang out with a deer and
accidentally be shot by a hunter.
558
01:03:16,508 --> 01:03:21,012
You know, when she's sleeping she
makes that nose whistle sound, -
559
01:03:21,221 --> 01:03:26,643
- and you want to ram her toothbrush
up her nostril into her skull.
560
01:03:28,562 --> 01:03:32,274
These are perfectly normal feelings.
561
01:03:41,199 --> 01:03:45,370
Doug, are you there? It's Steve.
562
01:03:54,796 --> 01:03:59,926
Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi.
I'm outside living it up.
563
01:04:00,135 --> 01:04:02,679
Unlike my pussywhipped brother -
564
01:04:02,888 --> 01:04:08,143
- who's too busy throwing his life away
for Emily. Beep.
565
01:04:08,351 --> 01:04:14,024
Doug? Sorry I missed you.
I guess I'm getting married -
566
01:04:14,232 --> 01:04:19,487
- and I'm just wondering
if you wanted to be my best man.
567
01:04:19,696 --> 01:04:21,907
Give me a call or page me.
568
01:04:22,115 --> 01:04:26,995
I'm in our room still
across from the pool.
569
01:04:27,204 --> 01:04:29,581
See you.
570
01:04:37,005 --> 01:04:41,885
- Let's go over this one more time.
- I know my duties as best man.
571
01:04:42,093 --> 01:04:46,473
I walk down the aisle.
I stand next to you.
572
01:04:46,681 --> 01:04:51,061
- I settle interwedding skirmishes.
- No, no...
573
01:04:51,269 --> 01:04:57,776
You're the best man. Not the wedding
bouncer. You just back me up.
574
01:04:57,984 --> 01:05:02,572
Like, if things get too heavy,
I step in like a spotter.
575
01:05:02,781 --> 01:05:05,909
- Yeah, right.
- Thanks, man.
576
01:05:06,117 --> 01:05:12,040
Let's go. We're ready, let's go.
577
01:05:12,249 --> 01:05:15,836
Do you want your kid blessed or not?
578
01:05:18,296 --> 01:05:24,344
- Richard Grieco. You know Steve?
- I just don't want to be sued.
579
01:05:24,553 --> 01:05:29,599
No, listen to me. You can't get your
kid confirmed for less than $150.
580
01:05:29,808 --> 01:05:33,395
You want your kid blessed,
you call me.
581
01:05:33,603 --> 01:05:41,194
Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party.
That's a major part of a wedding.
582
01:05:41,403 --> 01:05:46,741
So could we delay a couple of hours
so that we could go to a strip club?
583
01:05:46,950 --> 01:05:50,871
I have to go. Leave me a message.
584
01:05:53,498 --> 01:05:57,002
Hey... Steve getting married.
You're the man!
585
01:05:57,210 --> 01:06:02,716
Shut up, Craig. I'm walking
down the aisle, you dick!
586
01:06:02,924 --> 01:06:08,638
I told you to wear white.
Grandma, get off the phone.
587
01:06:23,028 --> 01:06:26,740
Dearly beloved. We're gathered
here today to join...
588
01:06:26,948 --> 01:06:31,703
Did we already start? Oh.
589
01:06:31,912 --> 01:06:37,292
I thought there was supposed
to be a buzzer or a whistle or something.
590
01:06:37,501 --> 01:06:40,879
...to join together this man
and this woman in holy matrimony.
591
01:06:41,087 --> 01:06:46,676
But first I understand the bride and
groom have each prepared something.
592
01:06:49,137 --> 01:06:54,643
"Dear Steve. They say if you set
something free and it comes back -
593
01:06:54,851 --> 01:06:58,939
- you should love it forever.
Like one of your silk plants, -
594
01:06:59,147 --> 01:07:04,986
- I'll try to stay beautiful. I know
our lives together will be great."
595
01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:09,199
"Just like when we saw David
Copperfield on our first date."
596
01:07:09,407 --> 01:07:11,660
"Love Emily."
597
01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:24,422
"I used to see you outside
my father's store -
598
01:07:24,631 --> 01:07:31,638
- and then we went on some dates
and you let me have sex with you."
599
01:07:37,477 --> 01:07:40,814
Oh, I'm done.
600
01:07:41,022 --> 01:07:45,735
If anyone has reason to believe
that this man or woman -
601
01:07:45,944 --> 01:07:51,199
- should not be married, speak now
or forever hold your peace.
602
01:07:51,408 --> 01:07:57,539
- What's up? From out of town?
- Don't hit on the bridesmaid.
603
01:07:57,747 --> 01:08:03,503
- It's your wedding.
- Wait till after the ceremony.
604
01:08:04,629 --> 01:08:10,260
Do you promise to love Emily for
as long as you both shall live?
605
01:08:10,468 --> 01:08:14,764
My dad already paid the caterer.
606
01:08:16,349 --> 01:08:21,855
Do you promise to love Steven for
as long as you both shall live?
607
01:08:22,063 --> 01:08:25,609
- Steven, repeat after me.
- After me.
608
01:08:31,865 --> 01:08:37,287
- With this ring, I thee wed.
- With this ring, I thee wed.
609
01:08:40,207 --> 01:08:43,001
Now, Emily.
610
01:08:44,544 --> 01:08:47,130
With this ring...
611
01:08:55,847 --> 01:08:59,184
Doug!
612
01:09:02,395 --> 01:09:06,149
- What the hell's he doing here?
- Make him stop.
613
01:09:06,358 --> 01:09:09,611
Turn that music off!
614
01:09:09,819 --> 01:09:14,908
You know
what I paid for this wedding?
615
01:09:15,116 --> 01:09:20,288
Don't do that with your head.
That's so dumb!
616
01:09:20,497 --> 01:09:24,209
- Mr. Butabi, I can't...
- Keep going. You want to get paid?
617
01:09:24,417 --> 01:09:31,675
- You're out of my will!
- I told you he was a jerk!
618
01:09:42,561 --> 01:09:47,023
Emily... Sorry. I'm not ready yet.
619
01:09:47,232 --> 01:09:52,195
- Steve, stop!
- Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad.
620
01:09:52,404 --> 01:09:58,493
Steve, come back here!
Don't you leave me. I'm not kidding.
621
01:09:58,702 --> 01:10:04,541
Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer
of human nature, I can tell you -
622
01:10:04,749 --> 01:10:08,420
- that your son is not ready
for this sort of commitment.
623
01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:16,052
- Hello.
- Hey.
624
01:10:23,518 --> 01:10:26,897
- Go ahead, Father.
- What are you doing?
625
01:10:27,105 --> 01:10:32,694
Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking
as is his appreciation for you.
626
01:10:32,903 --> 01:10:39,451
Now, I can bench press 305 pound,
and my body fat is less than 2%.
627
01:10:42,621 --> 01:10:47,417
I am a professional trainer. I also
hope to market my own protein bar.
628
01:10:47,626 --> 01:10:51,505
Plus, I've always loved you.
629
01:10:54,925 --> 01:10:58,929
Okay. But we should
look into infomercials.
630
01:10:59,137 --> 01:11:04,559
- This is a completely new fee. Cool?
- Yeah.
631
01:11:06,978 --> 01:11:11,775
Okay. Dearly beloved,
we're gathered here again today...
632
01:11:14,152 --> 01:11:18,990
Also, I took Craig clubbing.
633
01:11:19,199 --> 01:11:22,327
That was all right.
634
01:11:22,536 --> 01:11:26,581
Plus I rented a lot of videos.
I didn't do much else.
635
01:11:31,419 --> 01:11:34,005
Look, Steve...
636
01:11:38,051 --> 01:11:43,473
I'm sorry.
I said a lot of bad things before.
637
01:11:45,559 --> 01:11:51,273
I've been thinking...
You're my brother.
638
01:11:51,481 --> 01:11:57,529
We're brothers,
and when we're together...
639
01:11:59,239 --> 01:12:01,825
I just...
640
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,122
You don't drag me down.
641
01:12:08,582 --> 01:12:12,669
I drag me down.
642
01:12:14,087 --> 01:12:16,923
And you...
643
01:12:17,841 --> 01:12:20,844
You complete me.
644
01:12:21,052 --> 01:12:25,015
- Shut up.
- What?
645
01:12:25,223 --> 01:12:29,978
Just shut up.
You had me at "hello".
646
01:12:44,492 --> 01:12:53,084
It seems to me, you're a bit harder
on Doug than you are on Steve.
647
01:12:53,293 --> 01:12:58,548
It's true. It's just that Doug is
so rebellious. I can't control him.
648
01:12:58,757 --> 01:13:01,510
But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer...
649
01:13:01,718 --> 01:13:06,056
What other young man
does that remind you of?
650
01:13:07,307 --> 01:13:12,395
- Myself as a kid.
- So who are you really fighting with?
651
01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:21,571
Mr. Grieco...
You see right through me.
652
01:13:34,668 --> 01:13:38,171
I missed this car.
I look good in it.
653
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,091
And you look good also.
654
01:13:41,299 --> 01:13:46,179
Thanks.
Glad you moved back into the room.
655
01:13:46,388 --> 01:13:50,642
Dad was cool about the wedding
after his chat with Grieco.
656
01:13:50,851 --> 01:13:55,313
And it really improved
your relationship with him.
657
01:13:59,234 --> 01:14:02,988
- Is that an outside nightclub?
- That's your idea.
658
01:14:03,196 --> 01:14:06,074
Pull over. Let's check it out.
659
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:19,671
- We only let people in on the list.
- We're on the list.
660
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:26,636
- Steve and Doug Butabi.
- Step right in.
661
01:14:26,845 --> 01:14:32,767
- Go right in.
- I guess we should go in then.
662
01:14:34,978 --> 01:14:39,566
- We're gonna go in.
- We're going in.
663
01:14:41,401 --> 01:14:46,156
I can't believe we got in.
Sure it wasn't a mistake?
664
01:14:46,364 --> 01:14:49,701
- It's weird to be in here.
- But they stole your idea.
665
01:14:57,042 --> 01:15:02,047
Butabis? I've been looking
all over for you. Come here!
666
01:15:02,255 --> 01:15:06,551
- Mr. Zadir!
- How do you like our club?
667
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:10,347
- Our club?
- I cut you in. It was your idea.
668
01:15:10,555 --> 01:15:15,435
- Sweet ass sweet.
- Running a club is hard work.
669
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,647
- Don't worry about it.
- We're workaholics.
670
01:15:18,855 --> 01:15:23,818
Dooey just called from Pismo Beach.
He says he didn't grab your ass.
671
01:15:24,027 --> 01:15:26,238
What is he up to now?
672
01:15:26,446 --> 01:15:30,116
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
673
01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:34,412
- Let's do some business.
- All right.
674
01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:43,213
- Put some cherries on that.
- Nice call.
675
01:15:43,421 --> 01:15:49,135
- Mr. Butabi, can you approve this?
- That looks fine and all that.
676
01:15:49,344 --> 01:15:52,597
- Hi, Mr. Barntabi.
- It's Butabi, but that's okay.
677
01:15:52,806 --> 01:15:57,644
How's the hair?
Successful-club-owner good?
678
01:15:57,853 --> 01:16:02,399
That voice sounds so familiar.
679
01:16:05,402 --> 01:16:09,447
- Are you...?
- Doug?
680
01:16:09,656 --> 01:16:13,618
- Credit vixen?
- My God, I can't believe this.
681
01:16:13,827 --> 01:16:17,873
You're even more beautiful
than you sound.
682
01:16:18,081 --> 01:16:23,920
- You stopped calling.
- Not because I didn't want to.
683
01:16:24,129 --> 01:16:27,674
Am I what you expected?
684
01:16:28,925 --> 01:16:32,387
I totally approve.
685
01:16:33,638 --> 01:16:38,185
- You're not here with anyone?
- Just my friend.
686
01:16:40,270 --> 01:16:43,023
Hottie police officer?
687
01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:48,153
I was really looking forward
to meeting you in court on June 6th.
688
01:16:48,361 --> 01:16:52,908
- So, do you guys wanna dance?
- No.
689
01:16:54,659 --> 01:16:58,705
- Yes.
- Yes.
690
01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:03,543
- Oh, I love this song.
- I'm getting kind of sick of it.
691
01:17:47,838 --> 01:17:50,715
I broke the window again.
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