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Guys... Guys, we're doing a video
for Cliff and Cydney.
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What you wanna say?
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First the big studio sale,
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...now the big wedding.
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M.V.P. year for our boy Clifford.
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I fucking hate you, Anderson!
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Hey, when you're all famous,
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...don't forget your crew
from film school, huh?
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Boys in the Wood Hood!
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You dance with who brung ya, Cliff,
you dance with who brung ya.
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I mean, we wouldn't be here tonight
if it wasn't me.
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I mean, I brought her to
that Black Eyed Peas concert.
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I introduced them, I mean,
basically hooked them up.
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One...
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Two...
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Two and a half...
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Three!
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And when he was ready to propose,
finally,
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I was the one that
he practiced on to get it right.
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So you gonna fuck him tonight, Rita?
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I already did.
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Can you...
Can you give me that, please?
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Tommy!
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My little brother getting
married before me?
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Yeah, I wonder why?
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Come on, your armpit smells
like ass, okay?
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Let the fuck up!
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Oh, I came all the way from Michigan to
do this one more time.
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How does that feel?
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...some of our friends
did The Kalalau Trail last year
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...and came back with the most
amazing pictures,
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So they're going to Maui, right?
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"Kauai"
The last island?
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Right there, number 5.
One-two-three-four-five, right there.
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It's called "A dollar dance. "
- In 1967, it was a dollar dance. "
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- Please, get a fifty.
- Get out of there.
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I want you guys to know,
how much I love you. I adore you.
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And I hope you'll have the best time
on your honeymoon.
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And... make it something to remember.
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Love you, guys.
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I think they just wanted to
start off their lives together...
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...with some kind of adventure.
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A PERFECT GET
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A PERFECT GETA
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A PERFECT GETAW
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A PERFECT GETAWA
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A PERFECT GETAWAY
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The red dot.
- Oh, there's a red dot, does nothing.
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Are you comfortable?
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Stop the camera, you...
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Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Cliff Anderson...
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- Yes.
- of Venice Beach, California?
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Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson,
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...formally Miss Cydney Carswell
of Pacific Palisades, California.
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How did you get this scar?
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
I didn't notice it before!
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It's long story...
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...and it involves...
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...Homeland Security.
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It's not funny,
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...me being unexpectedly pressed
into service as a deputy air marshal.
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And I don't really wanna
talk about it.
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Try again.
A little less grandiose, thank you.
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My brother... hit me with
his skateboard when I was nine.
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Hey, which brother is this?
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That'd be Tommy.
The dick from Michigan.
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I thought he said "Maryland"
at the wedding.
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Excuse me,
but whose brother is this?
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I'm so sorry, he's got like...
16 brothers. Okay?
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All right, "Tommy from Michigan"
A new wife should know these things.
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Christ! Are you insane?
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It's a rental.
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Mrs. Cydney Anderson...
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Mrs. Cydney Anderson... No!
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.
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Listen, you know, it's like writing
checks in January,
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I know I'm gonna blow it.
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Yeah, keep practicing.
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Get back in here,
my God!
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I've never seen
so many shades of green!
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Hey- hey, get a picture of me.
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Stop it.
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Look, look!
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Hey- hey... Look, look!
Trekkers.
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Hi!
- Hi!
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I'm gonna do that! Kalalau!
That trail right down there!
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Did it myself, back in the day.
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I'll show you what it's all for.
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The most gorgeous dead-end
God ever made!
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Wow!
- Yeah!
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You know, like drop me off right here.
Forget the hike.
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There's only two ways
in and out, Cydney.
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On foot or by kayak.
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But that's what makes it
so special.
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<i>¶ It's another day in paradise ¶</i>
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<i>¶ The sun is out,
the sky so blue ¶</i>
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<i>¶ The birds are singing some ¶</i>
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<i>¶ About the flowers in blue ¶</i>
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<i>¶ Here, it's always
bright and clear ¶</i>
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<i>¶ There's ever any trouble here ¶</i>
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<i>¶ Here, in paradise ¶</i>
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Yeah, beautiful it is, brother.
How many days you allow?
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One day in, one day at the beach
and another day back.
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Common mistake.
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Why, you think I need more?
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I don't know if you'll need more,
but you'll sure want more.
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As long as all your
permits are updated...
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- Yeah, yeah... see?
- Okay. Yeah.
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Because the rangers do get out
and work the trail.
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So you want to
keep these close, Cliff.
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- All right.
- And these.
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Did you miss me?
- No, three days sounds plenty to me.
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Nine whole minutes.
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Do you realize, that's the longest
we've been apart...
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...since we got married?
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You must have missed me
something awful.
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It's 11.5 miles each way, right?
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Each way.
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Tell me you miss me.
- What?
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- I'll give you a b. j. in the car.
- Okay.
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Another one!
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Anyways...
check this out, Cliff.
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Now, you're gonna
cross over five valleys,
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Each time you do,
you're gonna gain or lose...
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...a 1,000 feet of elevation.
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That's the killer.
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I missed you too, baby.
- What?
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- Oh, did you go somewhere?
- You are so bad.
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$475.35.
- All right.
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Yeah, I know, it looks like
I robbed a bank.
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It's our wedding haul.
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Wassup? Wassup?
- Scully.
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- Howzit, baby boy?
- It's good to be home.
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Glad see back. Nowhere near
Honolulu, were you?
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No, on the other side.
Waves was junk for three days.
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No bettah over here.
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Why, what's the stink in Lulu?
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Maybe nuff for now.
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Wanna help these
two out to their car?
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Yeah. I'll just dump my gear
and be right with them.
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Boy's gonna help you
with your bags.
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Aloha!
- Aloha!
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Get an early start, brother.
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- Yeah, I will.
- Aloha!
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<i>¶ So hold me close,
my love will never falter ¶</i>
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<i>¶ I need your love
each and every day ¶</i>
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<i>¶ Na-na-na-na-na-na! ¶</i>
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<i>¶ Na-na-na-na-na-na! ¶</i>
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I love our new life.
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What are you doing?
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It's Hawaii!
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Just because we're in Hawaii
we're gonna do things...
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...we don’t normally do?
Like pick up hitch-hikers?
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Come on! Nothing bad
ever happens in Hawaii, right?
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Mahalo!
- Aloha!
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So, how far are you going?
- Lumahai Beach.
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Lumahai... Lumahai...
I don't think we know that area.
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It's about 10 miles ahead,
right on this road.
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Right by where the big trail is.
You know that trail?
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Yeah, the big trail.
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But... we're not going that far.
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So how far do you go?
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Just... up the road a bit.
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So if you guys, you know,
stay here for five more minutes,
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I'm sure someone else
will come along who...
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We was waiting for, like,
an hour before you stopped.
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Maybe more.
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Shit, thought this was Hawaii!
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- Sorry.
- Come on.
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You guys, married?
- Yeah. Yeah, we just got married.
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Hold this.
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Some of these pictures
totally suck.
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It's one of those cameras
you chuck.
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- This one's...
- Cleo, what are you doing?
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These people wanna see less of us.
Not more.
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Here it is.
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That's us doing the deed on Oahu.
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We just woke up one morning
and decided to get married.
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- Pretty, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's lovely. It's a...
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- Is this in a grocery store?
- Paula's Market.
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They do it up
real nice for you.
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Yeah, yeah... here is an onion.
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The produce manager took that picture.
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I know it sounds kinda tacky.
But it's...
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...pretty frigging pretty when they
added all the little...
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...radishes in their own stuff.
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All right, that's bizzare.
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Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo
getting married on Oahu.
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Yeah, suitable for framing.
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You know what?
We'll just drive you there.
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10 miles, I mean, listen...
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Could have been there
by now.
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Maybe next time, huh?
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Kale, don't be that way.
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Baby, come on.
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Come on guys, you don't have to
make this a bigger deal...
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Cleo, get the fuck out
of this man's ride.
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I think we handled that
really well.
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Up there!
- Go!
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Kalalau Trail!
- Whoa!
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That's good.
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How do I look?
- Well, I was just pointing and shooting.
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These new things have
too many buttons for me.
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Yeah, that's what you get for
buying top of the line.
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I might have to...
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...break down, actually,
read the manual someday.
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- I'd love to see that.
- Thanks.
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Okay.
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I guess, everybody else did it.
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Did they really?
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Show it no fear!
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Do you think the rest of it kinda
washed away or something?
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Okay, watch me!
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Keep your eyes down,
your speed up.
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Avoid those green rocks...
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And just be fearless.
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Wow, he made
that look easy!
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Yeah, but he's not wearing whole
camping store on his back.
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All right...
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- World record, baby!
- Okay, okay.
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- Oh, my God!
- Careful!
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Got it.
- Well, thank you.
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You did great!
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Come on, baby,
you can do it.
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Outstanding!
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Did I almost just die right there?
- Come here, come here, come here.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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- I was doing so well I thought...
- Oh, my God!
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What's your name?
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Have we met before?
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Because when I
first saw you guys,
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I was feeling a little deja-vuey.
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No, no.
Nowhere I remember, Nick.
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But that face..
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- Are you an actor?
- No, no, no.
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Haven't seen you on TV?
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No such luck, you know?
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Actually, Cliff's a screenplay writer,
he's very sought after.
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All the big movie studios want him
to do their projects.
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Knew I smelled fame
and fortune on you!
250
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,790
A screenplay writer, huh?
- We just say screen... screenwriter.
251
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,417
Any movies I might know?
252
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,296
Actually, my, uh...
My, uh...
253
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,090
...my first script is in
pre-production right now.
254
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,759
So if you ask me again
same time next year,
255
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,179
Who's in it?
256
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,432
Still trying to figure that out.
Still casting up.
257
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,767
Well, Nick Cage is always
money in my book.
258
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,979
I like how he gets all intense
"right at the end of the sentence! "
259
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,356
So you got a good Act Two twist?
260
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,026
- Yeah. It's, uh...
- Yeah?
261
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,737
Are you in the business, Nick?
262
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,280
Me? No, no, no!
263
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,781
I mean, I just took some course...
264
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,575
...one of those writing boot camps.
265
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,411
I had so many ass-puckering
experiences in life.
266
00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:37,748
I figure, hell, I'll just
throw it down on paper,
267
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:41,502
...make myself a million bucks.
- Yeah, it's not that easy, is it?
268
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,713
I liked it all...
except the paperwork.
269
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,257
You know, actually making pages is...
270
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,343
But I got the basics down.
271
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,345
Three acts,
hero with a journey,
272
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,430
...red snappers.
All that shit.
273
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,974
- Red snappers?
- Yeah!
274
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,269
You know, you bring in a character
just to fuck the audience.
275
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,729
You try to throw them
off-track by...
276
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,941
It's a herring...
it's a red herring.
277
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,777
I'm pretty sure it's "snapper. "
278
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:08,946
Excuse me,
while I shake the bush here.
279
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,824
So you're like...
halfway to famous, huh, Cliff?
280
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,118
- Pretty much.
- That's outstanding!
281
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:18,330
Yeah, there's a whole big crew
getting ready up in Vancouver.
282
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:20,332
Building sets and stuff.
283
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,544
But they're there...
you're here?
284
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,464
Yeah. Yeah, it's...
285
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:30,592
It’s hard to explain but...
they brought in another guy to do a...
286
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,637
- A quick rewrite, so...
- On your story?
287
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,514
Yeah, just a two-week punch-up.
288
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:39,059
- It's common.
- Yeah? And how long ago was this?
289
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,480
Nine weeks. Yeah.
290
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,108
Oh, no, that's fucked up!
291
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,569
That's your vision, Cliff!
That's your baby!
292
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,571
You can't let them get away
with that shit.
293
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,072
He's got these agents,
294
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,075
...and they don't do, I mean,
they don't fight for him or anything.
295
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,577
And I was just telling Cliff
the other day...
296
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,037
Not that... "me" isn't
my favorite subject.
297
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,206
But maybe we could talk
about something else for awhile.
298
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,751
Well.. I'll leave you with
one last pearl of wisdom.
299
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:08,088
- Get new agent?
- You get new story.
300
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,552
I got it! I got it!
- What?
301
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,637
Me too.
- I have one.
302
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,556
No. Wait a minute.
- What shall we do?
303
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:18,599
Should we go up or
should we just go back to town?
304
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,934
I don't know. This must be
the best service ever.
305
00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:21,894
I don't care.
306
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,479
Did you hear about Oahu?
What happened there?
307
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:25,439
What?
What happened?
308
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,649
Well, my dad just called from K.C.K.
309
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,194
Reception's like major shit out here,
310
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:33,447
...but he said something about
some murders.
311
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,452
Still there's no reception.
312
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,828
Flat line?
313
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,997
Coming in and out.
Mostly out.
314
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,957
Wait!
Is this in Honolulu?
315
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,667
Dad wants us to leave.
316
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,128
I think he's in major
over reaction mode, okay?
317
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:50,422
Some newlyweds was killed.
Some more of it he said.
318
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,299
That's what happened. So...
- Yeah!
319
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,800
Aw, that's awful!
320
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:57,012
You know, we were just there.
Like, the day before yesterday.
321
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,348
We've been planning this for, like,
five and half months.
322
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,517
Does he not even know
it's a different island?
323
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,519
What...
What did your dad say?
324
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,188
I mean, do they know who did it?
Do they know anything?
325
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,690
He says that they are
looking for two people,
326
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,859
...a man and a woman.
That's all I got.
327
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,528
It's like that movie, huh?
328
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,988
It's, um... "Natural Born Killers. "
329
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,908
Oh, my God! That movie, like,
totally freaked me out.
330
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,160
- When his head was doing that thing?
- Majorly!
331
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,081
Well, what do you think?
332
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,917
I mean, that's Oahu,
not here.
333
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,003
Speak now or
forever hold your peace.
334
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,634
Hey. I mean,
it's our honeymoon, right?
335
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,679
Why don't you guys come with us?
We're going all the way to Kalalau Beach.
336
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,180
All the way to the end.
337
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:44,017
Wait! You guys are like...
newlyweds?
338
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,478
Yeah.
339
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,192
Have a swell honeymoon!
340
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,486
Wait...
Stop!
341
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,584
Well, my exit here.
342
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,588
Be safe.
Some hard yards ahead.
343
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,464
Are you...?
344
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,551
Are you camping over at Secret Falls?
345
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,680
I read all about it
in the guide book.
346
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,017
Yeah, just for the day.
347
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,603
I had to run back to
the truck for a little butane.
348
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,606
Well... how close is it?
349
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,026
It's like everything else in Hawaii,
as close as faraway gets.
350
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,612
Oh, baby,
it's sound so romantic?
351
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,864
Yeah, but I'd like to get to the beach
before the sunset.
352
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,450
But it's only, like, what?
A mile or something?
353
00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:44,453
Honey, come on.
Maybe we'd give the man his privacy.
354
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,665
Don't matter to me.
Plenty of Eden to go around.
355
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,678
What?
- Oh, nothing.
356
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,348
One mile, huh?
357
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:08,268
What? Serious?
Cool!
358
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,853
<i>Hey, wait up!</i>
359
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,970
Well...
360
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,472
I do believe she's clotheless.
361
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,351
Hi there, stranger.
362
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,562
I do believe he is too.
363
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,281
This is Gina!
364
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,617
Did he mention Gina before?
365
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,288
The crazy ass love
of my crazy ass life.
366
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:13,709
He has now.
- Okay, so...
367
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,545
...they're like a couple?
368
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,967
You all coming in or what?
369
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,262
Baby, are we going in or what?
370
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,347
Yeah, wait a minute.
Let me...
371
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:29,141
...see if I can get some receptions.
372
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:31,852
Okay.
373
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,368
Wow, that's nice!
374
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:52,956
I hope we are not...
375
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:56,293
...intruding on your own
private paradise here?
376
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:58,045
Well... forget it!
377
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,797
Nicko's always bringing
home strays.
378
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:05,052
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.
We're newlyweds.
379
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:08,347
Miss Gina Scruggs.
We're not.
380
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,771
<i>Because it's illegal to
marry children.</i>
381
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,484
You're so dead!
382
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,549
Here we go...
Come on!
383
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,807
Thursday on Oahu...
384
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:55,936
...possibly Mainlanders
on their honeymoon...
385
00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,815
Teeth and fingerprints removed.
386
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:01,900
There are reason to believe...
387
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:06,154
...killers may have jumped islands,
to Kauai.
388
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:15,247
Are you shitting me?
- No. This girls on the trail told us.
389
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,625
I feel like, may be
we even saw something?
390
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,961
They know who it was did the killing?
391
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,213
No. I don't think so.
392
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:36,894
Security cameras release
photo of suspects.
393
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,530
You know what I heard?
394
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,617
A few people
die out here every year.
395
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,994
They just stand under a waterfall,
396
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,621
...get hit by some falling rock.
397
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:58,957
Or maybe they just slip
and go right on over...
398
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,417
...and vanish.
399
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,796
Who knows how, huh?
Or even why?
400
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,132
Could be the wages of your sin.
401
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,721
How you doing, Hot Wheels?
402
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,641
I'm good.
403
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,437
That's two lies in one day.
404
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:22,773
Comes natural to you, don't it?
405
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,402
Are you following us, Kale?
406
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,699
You know, it ain't the fact
that you deceived us.
407
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,577
Every man's got a pack of lies
in his mind.
408
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,788
It's that you thought,
409
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,165
...we were foolish enough
to buy it.
410
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:44,920
- I'm sorry, I don't...
- What do you think anyway?
411
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,507
Just 'coz we choose to look a certain way,
that makes us, what?
412
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:51,635
- Desperados?
- No. I don't think...
413
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:55,472
Jesus, man! You know, sometimes
it feels like the whole world's just...
414
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,808
...spitting in my face.
415
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:02,646
Excuse me.
416
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,983
Look...
417
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,694
I thought you said
you were going to Lumahai Beach?
418
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:11,947
Going to that area.
That's what we said.
419
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:15,200
Well, you didn't say
you were doing the trail, so...
420
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,369
Neither did you.
421
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,289
Look, we offered you a ride,
422
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,749
...you didn't want it,
you didn't take it.
423
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:26,420
So, I don't really understand
what the issue is between us.
424
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:28,964
Kale...
425
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:36,013
Joy and happiness here?
426
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:38,974
Yeah, I think we're good.
427
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:42,102
Outstanding!
428
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,939
So how far you going, Hot Wheels?
429
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,816
Playing it by ear.
430
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:51,945
- You?
- Maybe the next beach, uh, kind of...
431
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,490
- What's it called?
- Hanakapiai.
432
00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,909
That one, yeah.
Maybe there, maybe further.
433
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:59,077
You need permits to go farther.
434
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,709
You shoulda just given us a ride, man.
435
00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:08,670
Come on.
436
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:21,058
...so after a $45 taxi ride,
437
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:23,227
...we wind up
at the Ocean View Hotel.
438
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:25,020
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
439
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,147
The problem is it didn't
actually had...
440
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,733
...an ocean view since 1987,
441
00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,402
...when all these high-rises
went up across the street.
442
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:36,156
Jesus! Their ads like...
"Oh, Waikiki is so great! "
443
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,242
Honestly, was dancing
on my last nerve.
444
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:46,583
Are... are we okay?
- Yeah.
445
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:47,876
Let's keep an eye
on our time, okay?
446
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,128
Yeah, but do those packs belong to
who I think they belong...
447
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,172
Yeah, they said they were doing
the trail all along.
448
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:53,590
I don't know,
maybe they were.
449
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,343
Shit, it's 1:30 already.
Come on, let's go!
450
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:03,684
Baby, you wanna break this down?
We should be clack-a-lacking, too.
451
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,395
- Okey-dokey.
- Thank you.
452
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,357
So, you guys don't mind
if we tag along?
453
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:13,151
I mean, we're all going
to the same place so...
454
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,404
Yeah, it’s fine with me.
455
00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,490
Yeah, are you kidding?
456
00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:22,411
Did you take the permits?
457
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,037
No. I didn't touch them.
458
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,331
Well, they were right here
in this brochure...
459
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:29,751
Did you leave them at the store?
460
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,462
No! I'm pretty sure I put it...
461
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,047
No, I'm positive that I put...
462
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,549
Shit!
463
00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:02,951
While we're still young, Cliff!
464
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:05,787
Yeah, one sec!
465
00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:14,963
We leave no man behind.
466
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,673
Let's do some hard yards.
467
00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:36,818
Guess you can't have rainbows
without a little rain.
468
00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,195
Right?
469
00:29:48,831 --> 00:29:51,959
You hear that, uh,
Cliff here's a big screenplay writer?
470
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:56,713
You write for the movies?
Well, whoopty-tah!
471
00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:58,006
Yeah, we say screenwriter.
472
00:29:58,048 --> 00:30:00,050
- He's on the prowl for a new story.
- Sorry.
473
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,301
You know, I could tell you shit...
474
00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:03,178
...you ain't seen in
no Hollywood movie before.
475
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:06,098
- You watch yourself now.
- What?
476
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:08,058
What "what"?
You know what!
477
00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:10,227
Maybe Cliff here
can change the names...
478
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:11,854
...to protect the guilty.
479
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:14,231
- You guys do that in movies, right?
- Yeah.
480
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,483
You know Johnny Depp?
- He knows Nick Cage.
481
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:17,985
Can you see him
playing me in some movie?
482
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:21,572
- Baby, you know Nick Cage?
- Yeah. Yeah, I do now.
483
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,616
Now, see me myself, I like that
Johnny Depp better.
484
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:27,286
I mean, he's just dreamy.
485
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:28,954
I mean, the way he looks at you...
486
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:30,038
Jesus Christ!
487
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,499
Honey, it all starts with story.
488
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,710
- Am I right, Cliff?
- Yeah.
489
00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:36,712
You know,
I once made a surprise visit...
490
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,298
...to a certain dictator's palace
on the Tigris River.
491
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:40,883
Newly evacuated...
492
00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:43,719
Still smell the Havana tobacco
hanging in the air.
493
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,888
We were tasked
with finding perishable intel...
494
00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,514
...computer disks, shit like that.
495
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:49,308
But in the master bathroom...
496
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,226
...about the
size of fucking EthiШpia,
497
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,229
...by the way, these
golden dolphins for faucets...
498
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,732
There was this lock box
bolted to the floor.
499
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,942
Had his initials engraved on top.
500
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,819
We started beating on
that fucking lock..
501
00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,863
Wait... Iraq?
You were in Iraq?
502
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:06,074
Yeah, first in.
Me and my wolf pack.
503
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,452
Fuck those pictures you saw
about the 4th Infantry.
504
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:09,703
That was later.
505
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,955
What I'm giving you now is
God's Real Shit.
506
00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:14,541
He's not supposed to be talking
about this stuff.
507
00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:17,628
So inside this box,
508
00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,755
I figure maybe cash,
509
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,424
...a set of pearl handled pistolas.
510
00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:26,178
Hell, maybe some damn
fine Presidential-grade hashish.
511
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:29,389
We finally burned it open
with 50-grain det-cord.
512
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,725
It's a handy tool, det-cord.
- Yeah?
513
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,769
Wrap it around a tree
three feet thick,
514
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,104
...drop it across the trail
when someone's hot on your ass.
515
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:37,731
- Remember that trick.
- Yeah.
516
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,317
Yeah... Det cord.
It's a nice detail.
517
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,944
You gotta get the details right, Cliff.
518
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:44,822
Otherwise, you're just making
another big crap-tastic movie.
519
00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:47,658
So, we open this thing,
what do we find?
520
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,034
What do we found?
What do we found?
521
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:50,744
Iron Man. Avengers.
522
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,579
The dude was a
Silver Age Marvel freak.
523
00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,290
And you know, what he had most of?
In his own personal stash?
524
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,042
I don't know, Nick.
I wasn't there.
525
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,710
- Sub-Mariner.
- What?
526
00:31:58,752 --> 00:31:59,753
All in French for some reason.
527
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:02,214
"Namor, Prince of the Deep?"
Why the Sub-Mariner's?
528
00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,092
- Isn't that like one of the shit titles?
- One theory?
529
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,302
Tug-job material.
530
00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:10,097
Mr. President had a thing for
French speaking fellahs...
531
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,974
...little Speedos
and big spears.
532
00:32:12,224 --> 00:32:13,392
One theory.
533
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:18,981
So, uh,
534
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:22,776
You were like...
Special Ops?
535
00:32:23,402 --> 00:32:25,696
Or the Seals, Rangers?
536
00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:31,160
Officially, I'm only allowed
to say that I've been a sworn officer...
537
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,037
...participating in the tactical phase
of certain missions...
538
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,664
...that would make
most men wanna...
539
00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:38,292
...crawl up and hide
inside their own assholes.
540
00:32:38,876 --> 00:32:41,170
And unofficially?
541
00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:44,548
I'm a goddamn American Jedi!
542
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:48,886
Possible Title number one,
by the way.
543
00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,766
You see this?
544
00:32:58,979 --> 00:33:01,023
Took frag from a bouncing betty.
545
00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,025
It's anti-personnel mine.
546
00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:06,737
Caved in the back of my fucking head!
547
00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:13,035
Medivacked out to Germany,
got my skull rebuilt with a...
548
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,912
...space-age titanium.
549
00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,581
I can't go through a metal detector
without ringing cherries.
550
00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:18,790
But that's cool.
551
00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:21,668
Let's me travel with Gilligan
just about wherever I want.
552
00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:25,964
- Gilligan?
- Uh, it's a...
553
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:31,094
My little buddy.
554
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,017
That's some toothpick.
555
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,519
Here's the kicker though,
556
00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:40,979
When I took that shrapnel...
557
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,898
I never felt it.
558
00:33:43,148 --> 00:33:44,733
I mean, I felt the impact,
559
00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:47,736
...and felt my backside go all wet.
But no real pain.
560
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,614
Now maybe I don't recall
events in full...
561
00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:53,450
...they did scoop out
a little Grey Spam back there but...
562
00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:54,743
Get this.
563
00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:57,663
My wolf pack...
they will swear...
564
00:33:57,704 --> 00:34:00,040
...that I was ambulatory
for more than 17 minutes,
565
00:34:00,082 --> 00:34:02,167
...before they
forced me to lie down.
566
00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:03,252
Tackled me!
567
00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:06,505
And even then, I was looking to
monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light.
568
00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:10,676
There is no nerve endings
in the brain, Cliff.
569
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:15,347
Remember that
when you write the scene.
570
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:19,935
Yeah. There's some...
really good details there.
571
00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:23,480
Yeah, he is really hard to kill.
572
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,123
Hey, y'all make it to the beach?
573
00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:42,958
Yeah, it's great.
Just keep going.
574
00:34:49,548 --> 00:34:51,633
You seen any rangers up ahead?
- Not that I saw.
575
00:34:51,717 --> 00:34:54,344
It's only like three miles
to the beach? We hope?
576
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,514
Yeah, but... lots of
twists and turns ahead.
577
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:04,313
Hey, the further we go,
the fewer people on the trail.
578
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:06,523
And your point is...?
579
00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:14,865
Get back there.
Pretend you gotta pee.
580
00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:17,201
Pretend?
581
00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:25,375
The cops in Honolulu released
a photo of the killers.
582
00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:28,629
Apparently they didn't know
they were on camera.
583
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,803
- Shit!
- What?
584
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:46,688
- It could be anybody.
- Are you sure about that?
585
00:35:47,523 --> 00:35:49,233
They don’t look familiar to you?
586
00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,320
Y'all good or what?
587
00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:55,405
I'm having a bathroom break.
588
00:35:57,282 --> 00:36:01,078
You're freaking me out.
It could be anybody.
589
00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:03,247
What?
590
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,332
I mean, what do we really know
about these people?
591
00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,000
Aside from him and his stories?
592
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:10,420
Which, I might add, are starting to sound
more and more bullshitty to me.
593
00:36:10,504 --> 00:36:12,631
Next thing we're gonna find out
he's got the heart of a...
594
00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:14,132
...baboon or something.
595
00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:15,676
I think, he's just trying to impress.
596
00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:17,553
I mean, he's thinking
you're gonna write him...
597
00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:19,763
...a movie about his life
or something.
598
00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:22,516
What do we know?
599
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,271
Well, she's from Savannah,
her father's a controlling military shit.
600
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,398
She rebelled,
she met Nick in South Carolina,
601
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:30,858
...but he reminded her
too much of Daddy.
602
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:33,026
He chased her until finally
giving up and moving on,
603
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:34,903
...that's when she got interested
in him, of course.
604
00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:36,155
It's their first time in Hawaii.
605
00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:37,948
They thought Waikiki
was a little Las Vegas,
606
00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,867
...but they love
it here on Kauai.
607
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:42,369
Girls talk.
608
00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:47,666
So they were on Oahu, too.
609
00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,130
I guess they were.
610
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,395
Interesting guy, Cliff.
611
00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:10,105
Yeah.
612
00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:13,984
First man ever who wants to talk
while he's in the bathroom.
613
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:16,862
What is going on back there?
614
00:37:19,156 --> 00:37:21,867
You keep shaking that bush
so we know you're there!
615
00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:24,244
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!
616
00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:44,097
Honey, we're supposed to be
on our honeymoon, okay?
617
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:47,893
So slow down that
overactive brain of yours.
618
00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:50,604
Because I want to
enjoy myself here.
619
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,774
Babe, we're gonna be fine.
620
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:09,540
Well, I guess the beach
will still be there tomorrow.
621
00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:11,625
Yeah and hope we are.
622
00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:21,426
All right,
we got macaroni and cheese...
623
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:25,389
...with real
imitation cheese.
624
00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:29,017
Honey, that's a vegetable dish
where I come from.
625
00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:30,477
What else you got?
626
00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:33,355
"Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash!?"
627
00:38:33,939 --> 00:38:37,568
- What's "Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash?"
- That is suspicious.
628
00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:40,946
But, I might...
I might dig into that, um,
629
00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:44,032
...before eating
"Chicken Omelette Surprise?"
630
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:45,492
Oh, what's bad about that?
631
00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:49,830
Well, the surprise is that they're gonna
take the egg out of the chicken...
632
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,625
...whip it up, then put the chicken
back into the egg.
633
00:39:11,852 --> 00:39:13,437
It's good reflexes!
634
00:39:14,146 --> 00:39:15,564
For a writer!
635
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:23,989
What?
636
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,408
I love that stuff.
637
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:50,933
What?
- What what?
638
00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,228
What do you mean "What what?"
What's everybody looking at?
639
00:39:55,479 --> 00:39:57,314
Whatever he's looking at.
640
00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:04,822
Probably just a goat.
641
00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,824
There's lot of them
in these valleys.
642
00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:18,001
- I haven't seen any goats.
- I don't expect you would, Cliff.
643
00:40:18,877 --> 00:40:21,713
Your situational awareness
kinda sucks.
644
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,048
That's not a knock.
645
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:26,301
You're a screenwriter,
I'm a Jedi.
646
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:28,554
It's just the different paths
we chose.
647
00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,307
Think they kill him first?
648
00:40:33,892 --> 00:40:36,311
Or he just drown in there?
649
00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:39,022
I always wonder.
650
00:40:40,315 --> 00:40:41,608
No, I'm good.
651
00:40:42,276 --> 00:40:44,820
Just so I know whether or not
to be offended,
652
00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:47,072
...define "situational awareness".
653
00:40:47,739 --> 00:40:50,367
What's the first thing you do
when you step onto to a plane?
654
00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:54,371
Maybe have a
sip of that fine champagne, huh?
655
00:40:55,122 --> 00:40:57,124
You do fly First Class, right?
656
00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,878
I put away my shit
like everyone else.
657
00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:07,676
Well, when I board a plane...
658
00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:09,761
...making my way
back to the cheap seats,
659
00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:11,346
I clock every door.
660
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,933
I pace off the distance
between those exits and my seat.
661
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,227
If that plane loses power
on take-Шff,
662
00:41:17,352 --> 00:41:19,897
I can make egress in the dark,
totally blind.
663
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:23,108
If the aisle crowds up, I'm gonna
climb over the back of 36D,
664
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:26,445
...the guy with that shiny-ass toupee,
making over the wing exit.
665
00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:28,655
And I know the handle
swings down, not up.
666
00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,699
And I know the door
swings in, not out.
667
00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,076
And I know all that
inside of 30 seconds.
668
00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:35,662
Before they even pop the cork
for you up there...
669
00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,789
...in Hollywood Class.
670
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,252
See, if you wait
until the emergency happens...
671
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:44,338
...before you decide
what to you do...
672
00:41:45,005 --> 00:41:46,840
...you're already died.
673
00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:53,847
- What chance... do you've of that happen?
- Happened in Sioux City.
674
00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:56,308
- Sioux City?
- DC-10.
675
00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:58,560
Rolled four times on landing.
676
00:41:59,061 --> 00:42:01,063
Wound up in a Iowa cornfield.
677
00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:03,023
112 people died.
678
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:05,359
Yeah, I remember seeing
that on T.V.
679
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,487
Yeah...
I saw it from the inside.
680
00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:13,116
He is really hard to kill.
681
00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:19,581
Let's go.
682
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,044
What are you gonna do
with that thing?
683
00:42:24,169 --> 00:42:26,505
Dinner. Come on!
684
00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:30,342
Uh, dry underwear.
But thanks though.
685
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:34,388
Here, kitty, kitty...
kitty, kitty...
686
00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:37,182
Come on, kitty, kitty...
kitty, kitty...
687
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,643
Excuse me?
688
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,229
Oh, it's no problem.
689
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,649
You wanna stay in the kitchen
with the lady-folk, you stay.
690
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,777
Oh, yeah... I'm an adult!
691
00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:51,238
So that kitty noise...
that, that...
692
00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:53,323
It's not... don't work anymore.
693
00:43:14,511 --> 00:43:18,056
You know?
It crossed my mind...
694
00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:23,312
...that it crossed your mind,
that we are the ones.
695
00:43:24,229 --> 00:43:25,647
Me and Gina.
696
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,444
- The ones who...?
- It's okay, Cliff.
697
00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:32,946
That's your screenplay-writer mind
working it's magic,
698
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:36,325
...spinning shit every which way.
You gotta think like that.
699
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:40,078
What?
The killers?
700
00:43:40,204 --> 00:43:42,206
"The Gruesome Twosome!"
701
00:43:43,874 --> 00:43:45,667
Possible title number two.
702
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:48,795
See now, I think
your mind's spinning Nick.
703
00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:51,381
So you think it's just coincidence
we were there at the same time.
704
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:53,634
- On Oahu?
- Just like Cydney and I were there.
705
00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:55,886
Just lotta people on Oahu
when the murders happened.
706
00:43:55,928 --> 00:43:59,056
That's the way you look at it?
- That's exactly how I look at it, Nick.
707
00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:00,265
Good.
708
00:44:02,184 --> 00:44:04,603
Though would make a helluvan
Act Two twist.
709
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,529
We're not really
hunting goats here, are we?
710
00:44:13,946 --> 00:44:15,239
No.
711
00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:20,327
Then mind telling me
what the hell are we doing out here?
712
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:22,621
We got us a shadow.
Two of them.
713
00:44:22,704 --> 00:44:24,289
Haven't identified as hostile yet.
714
00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:26,917
But they passed by our camp,
doubled back for a second look.
715
00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:30,128
And then they took cover,
somewhere here.
716
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:33,674
I know, you didn't see them.
717
00:44:34,258 --> 00:44:36,552
- People from the falls?
- This, someone else.
718
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:38,428
All right, we'd get back to camp.
Come on!
719
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:40,180
Gina could take care
of herself.
720
00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:43,267
I was thinking about Cydney.
721
00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:46,019
Gina could take care of her, too.
722
00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:49,231
Are you just so
fucking with me, Nick?
723
00:44:49,398 --> 00:44:52,776
If I was the killer,
I wouldn't stay on Oahu.
724
00:44:53,569 --> 00:44:57,114
- I'd come right here.
- Wait.
725
00:44:59,158 --> 00:45:02,119
I'm a... little worried about Cliff.
726
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:06,832
He's not really, you know,
the bow and arrow type.
727
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:08,208
Oh, please.
728
00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:10,294
Boys are happiest when they're
hunting something...
729
00:45:10,335 --> 00:45:12,337
...they can’t quite catch.
730
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:17,217
Besides, gives us a little
time together.
731
00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,309
No, dope's not really my thing.
732
00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:31,982
So what is your thing, Cydney?
733
00:45:32,065 --> 00:45:35,444
Because we really...
haven't heard yet.
734
00:45:36,612 --> 00:45:39,239
It could sound...
kinda boring to you.
735
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:41,283
Oh, try me.
736
00:45:44,786 --> 00:45:49,082
Well, we've been working really hard
in getting pregnant.
737
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:53,420
We're gonna have five kids,
two boys and three girls and...
738
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:58,300
They'll be beautiful
beyond belief, of course.
739
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:02,095
We wanna get a place in the Palisades
close to one of the bluffs.
740
00:46:02,513 --> 00:46:05,140
Long walks in summertime and...
741
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,267
...watch all the boats come in.
742
00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:11,313
You know, I wanna just be... us.
743
00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:13,398
You know, our family.
744
00:46:13,732 --> 00:46:14,733
And you... I guess...
745
00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:18,445
You know, I'd just be happy
being called "Mom" and...
746
00:46:19,071 --> 00:46:21,365
..."Mrs. Cydney Anderson. "
747
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:25,244
For a while.
748
00:46:27,746 --> 00:46:29,748
You know, there was this...
749
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,751
...preacher back in Georgia.
750
00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,880
And he used to tell all us kids
how we'd rot in hell...
751
00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,842
...for having sex outside the
sanctity of marriage.
752
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:43,595
And then one day, you know,
blessings a little hard.
753
00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:47,641
His wife caught him out back
of the Waffle House with some hooker.
754
00:46:49,601 --> 00:46:51,895
A hooker with a really big dick.
755
00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:56,984
Yeah, so...
756
00:46:57,526 --> 00:47:00,320
Now when people
wanna tell me...
757
00:47:00,362 --> 00:47:03,907
...how so fucking perfect
their lives are...
758
00:47:06,285 --> 00:47:07,995
I don't believe them.
759
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,538
Nick!
760
00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:58,754
I do lie about my old life sometimes.
761
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:02,382
You see, when my parents stopped
scrapping the crap out of each other...
762
00:48:02,424 --> 00:48:04,009
and split up...
763
00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:07,888
...they decided that
they could have two kids each.
764
00:48:08,055 --> 00:48:09,348
The problem was...
765
00:48:09,765 --> 00:48:11,183
...there was five kids.
766
00:48:11,266 --> 00:48:16,230
So I did the... the foster-scare
thing for a while and...
767
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,525
That only lasted until
I met this guy named Rocky.
768
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,568
He was couple of years older.
769
00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:27,574
And it's so funny, everyone
in the neighborhood thought...
770
00:48:27,616 --> 00:48:31,411
...he was like this
fine young gentleman, you know?
771
00:48:31,453 --> 00:48:33,580
But I saw something different in him.
772
00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:35,791
Something... risky.
773
00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:39,753
Something crooked or cool.
774
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,548
Didn't hurt that he had
his own truck, neither.
775
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:44,675
He did.
776
00:48:45,676 --> 00:48:47,094
Wrong paint on one door.
777
00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:49,972
But damn, he had some
nice chrome wheels on it.
778
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,890
Yeah, I know Rocky.
779
00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,977
Yeah, this one night, he...
780
00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:57,521
...drove me on to the lake.
781
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:01,358
And it was hot and raining.
782
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:07,156
And I had the top button of my shorts
all undone for this guy.
783
00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:11,910
Just hoping this is why
we came down here.
784
00:49:12,327 --> 00:49:14,329
Oh, my God!
785
00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:18,417
I remember, the way the cracks
in the vinyl seat...
786
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,502
...were pinching
the back of my legs.
787
00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:22,337
You know, and that
was bothering me...
788
00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:25,007
...but what he was doing
with his fingers sure wasn't.
789
00:49:25,716 --> 00:49:29,887
And suddenly he was in my hand
all slippery and nice...
790
00:49:30,262 --> 00:49:31,597
He's about to go off...
791
00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:35,017
...and I'm about to cum for, like,
the first time ever.
792
00:49:37,352 --> 00:49:40,606
And then...
he puts the headlights on...
793
00:49:42,107 --> 00:49:45,235
...and makes me get out
of the car and to go...
794
00:49:46,236 --> 00:49:49,490
...to look at something
over by a pile of leaves.
795
00:49:52,618 --> 00:49:55,746
And it was Goldie,
the neighbor's labrador.
796
00:49:57,331 --> 00:49:59,333
And he still had...
797
00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:02,711
still had the panty-hose
wrapped around his neck...
798
00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:05,047
...from when he had hung it
from the tree.
799
00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:14,890
He said he would kill me
if I ever told anybody.
800
00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:22,523
Did you ever tell anybody?
801
00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:29,279
Yeah!
802
00:50:31,573 --> 00:50:33,158
Right now.
803
00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:53,262
You know, it always amazes me
how much people talk about themselves...
804
00:50:53,303 --> 00:50:54,888
...when they're on vacation.
805
00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:57,266
Talk to people
they only just met.
806
00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:03,397
Yes... yeah.
807
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:35,762
Hey, what are you doing?
808
00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:39,850
Cliff? Yeah?
809
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:43,020
- Cliff Anderson?
- What are you doing?
810
00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:45,230
I thought it was you,
but then I saw four peeps...
811
00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:47,524
...instead of two, you know?
I got it all mixed up.
812
00:51:47,691 --> 00:51:48,442
But what are you doing here?
813
00:51:48,525 --> 00:51:50,110
Why are you following us
and who's that female?
814
00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:52,863
- It's my bitch, Jessie.
- But what are you doing here?
815
00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:56,450
Your permits, brother!
You went leaving them at the store, okay?
816
00:51:58,577 --> 00:52:01,205
- You came all this way to...?
- Aunty thought you'd need them.
817
00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:03,040
This ain't the mainland, brother.
818
00:52:03,165 --> 00:52:04,750
We do that shit here, okay?
819
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:07,794
Okay? Okay?
820
00:52:07,878 --> 00:52:09,880
- All right, I'm sorry.
- Easy...
821
00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:12,841
No, no, hey, I'm sorry.
822
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:15,969
I guess we're all just stressed...
823
00:52:16,011 --> 00:52:18,305
...with those killers
being over here now.
824
00:52:18,388 --> 00:52:20,265
I'm... I'm really sorry.
825
00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:21,767
- Here.
- No, no, no!
826
00:52:22,184 --> 00:52:23,477
On this island?
827
00:52:24,353 --> 00:52:26,188
My papers, brother.
828
00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:31,026
I saw a news report on it.
You didn't?
829
00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:34,112
No...
I don't watch the news.
830
00:52:34,446 --> 00:52:38,116
- It's way too... informational.
- Fuck!
831
00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:40,577
Hey, just...
832
00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:43,580
why don't you come back to camp
and have some dinner with us?
833
00:52:44,206 --> 00:52:47,584
Okay? You and
your... bitch friend.
834
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:48,961
Thanks, brother.
835
00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:51,338
You know, I'm not feeling the
running stream of love here.
836
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,297
You know, what I mean?
837
00:52:52,464 --> 00:52:56,009
Here's your permit.
I'm going back to town.
838
00:52:56,552 --> 00:52:58,262
Careful on the trail, huh?
839
00:52:59,054 --> 00:53:01,348
Mess you up good
unless you know it good.
840
00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:19,241
Hey, where have you been?
Are you okay?
841
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:20,450
Yeah.
842
00:53:20,951 --> 00:53:22,161
Where's Nicko at?
843
00:53:22,244 --> 00:53:25,497
Last time I saw him,
he was... up...
844
00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:27,833
I don't know, over there...
845
00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:41,388
Well, look at that!
846
00:53:45,684 --> 00:53:48,520
Yeah, baby, look at that.
847
00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:52,232
Hold this for me, please?
848
00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:54,860
One to the neck,
I broke it off.
849
00:53:54,985 --> 00:53:56,403
The body's clean.
850
00:53:57,821 --> 00:54:00,240
Baby, you are a "Man in full. "
851
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,326
But howzabout putting
the head that away...
852
00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:05,037
...so the blood runs downhill
instead of all over our shit?
853
00:54:05,537 --> 00:54:06,121
Okay.
854
00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:09,875
And howzabout, you'd make sure
cinch off the oesophagus this time?
855
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,376
So you don't foul the meat.
856
00:54:11,502 --> 00:54:13,629
Oh, I'm sorry...
you're gonna do this or am I?
857
00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:18,175
I ran into your friends.
858
00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:20,552
They looked a little spooked.
What'd you say to them?
859
00:54:20,886 --> 00:54:23,555
- Just, uh...
- Hey, Cliff, can I see that thing?
860
00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:27,226
Thank you.
861
00:54:30,103 --> 00:54:32,731
You see, I spent a summer...
862
00:54:33,232 --> 00:54:36,777
in the meat department
at Piggly Wiggly's, so...
863
00:54:37,903 --> 00:54:42,825
this aint nothing to me.
But if you're squeamish...
864
00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:46,119
You wanna get all the way
back here... the anus...
865
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,288
And now what you wanna do is...
866
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:52,668
Get the bag, well,
the gut bag... out.
867
00:54:54,545 --> 00:54:59,049
I mean, I find that more interesting
than gory, really.
868
00:55:02,511 --> 00:55:04,096
Are you guys hungry?
869
00:55:14,565 --> 00:55:15,732
Okay...
870
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:20,654
These two have graduated
to the official...
871
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:23,282
...crazy category.
You know that, right?
872
00:55:24,116 --> 00:55:27,244
So let's just pack our bags
and get out of here.
873
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:28,745
We can make some excuse.
874
00:55:28,829 --> 00:55:30,539
- We can...
- Like what?
875
00:55:30,747 --> 00:55:33,876
- Like, we think you are the killers?
- No!
876
00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:36,879
But we can say...
one of us doesn't feel good.
877
00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:38,881
Or something, look, we don't have
to go through with this.
878
00:55:38,964 --> 00:55:40,382
- We can just packup our bags...
- Hey, look!
879
00:55:40,465 --> 00:55:43,302
It was hard enough getting in here.
We can't just leave.
880
00:55:44,845 --> 00:55:46,430
What do you suggest?
881
00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:52,478
It's only two more miles
to the beach, right?
882
00:55:52,644 --> 00:55:55,272
- Two long miles!
- I know!
883
00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:58,400
But I think we have to
ride this thing out.
884
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:01,862
Keep Nick talking,
keep him thinking,
885
00:56:01,904 --> 00:56:04,198
...he's gonna be the star
of some Hollywood movie.
886
00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:05,741
Keep them both happy.
887
00:56:05,949 --> 00:56:08,785
So that everybody
gets to that beach alive.
888
00:56:13,248 --> 00:56:15,876
But we keep our game face on.
889
00:56:16,418 --> 00:56:17,711
Do not let them know...
890
00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:20,422
...that anything is wrong here.
Do you understand me?
891
00:56:21,298 --> 00:56:24,259
Hey, do you understood me?
892
00:56:25,844 --> 00:56:27,846
<i>Can you hold that?</i>
893
00:56:38,941 --> 00:56:42,319
I just thought we were gonna
have a real honeymoon.
894
00:56:50,744 --> 00:56:53,997
<i>Rise and shine!
Wake up, folks!</i>
895
00:56:54,706 --> 00:56:56,708
<i>Out of your tents, now!</i>
896
00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:00,420
<i>Outside, now!</i>
897
00:57:02,589 --> 00:57:05,008
<i>We wanna see all your faces!</i>
898
00:57:09,137 --> 00:57:11,974
Shit!
It was only one goat!
899
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:26,572
<i>This is the Kauai County police.</i>
900
00:57:26,697 --> 00:57:30,576
<i>We want you face down
on the ground, now!</i>
901
00:57:42,087 --> 00:57:43,672
Those boys are coming in heavy.
902
00:57:43,755 --> 00:57:46,175
You might wanna hang back,
let them do their thing.
903
00:57:49,803 --> 00:57:50,846
Get down on the ground!
- Fucking pigs!
904
00:57:50,929 --> 00:57:51,930
Raise your hands!
905
00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:53,974
Fuck you! What're you messing
with us for, man?
906
00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:56,226
We got nothing to do with it.
Nothing!
907
00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:00,939
Just hold it, right there!
908
00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:07,112
So what the hell they do?
- I can't say.
909
00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:09,156
Quit groping me!
910
00:58:11,116 --> 00:58:12,951
All right, man!
- Hey, relax!
911
00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:16,038
Does it has something to do
with murders in Honolulu?
912
00:58:16,747 --> 00:58:18,332
Really can't say.
913
00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:23,712
It's those guys...
it's Kale and Cleo.
914
00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:25,339
They think it's them!
915
00:58:25,464 --> 00:58:26,757
Hey, baby, don't worry!
Relax!
916
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,258
They ain't got nothing on us!
917
00:58:28,425 --> 00:58:30,135
I will sue your fucking ass!
918
00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:32,679
You go ahead, man.
Look all you want.
919
00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:35,849
Is there a gun in there?
Show me a gun.
920
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,897
We almost picked
these guys up in the car.
921
00:59:03,919 --> 00:59:05,504
What the fuck, man!
922
00:59:11,009 --> 00:59:12,594
You know, I have to admit...
I...
923
00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:14,847
I thought it might have been
you guys.
924
00:59:15,973 --> 00:59:17,391
Are you joking?
925
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,893
So much for our game face, huh?
926
00:59:20,144 --> 00:59:22,354
I can't believe it!
I thought it was you!
927
00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:24,857
I gotta admit... your face!
928
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,987
You, the killer?
929
00:59:52,259 --> 00:59:54,261
Well, whoopty-tah!
930
00:59:57,848 --> 01:00:00,142
Ample time to sunset, too, huh?
931
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,978
Outstanding!
932
01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:09,943
Hey, you guys!
933
01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:11,528
Mind getting a shot...
934
01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:12,905
...of us
in front of this rainbow?
935
01:00:12,946 --> 01:00:15,157
Oh, baby, I look like hell.
936
01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:16,950
- No, you look great.
- Come on!
937
01:00:17,034 --> 01:00:19,036
You... you're a good liar.
938
01:00:20,496 --> 01:00:22,331
- All right, here we go.
- Okay.
939
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:26,960
- Just point and shoot it, huh?
- Yeah.
940
01:00:27,211 --> 01:00:30,589
- Right, rolling!
- Hey!
941
01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:34,301
We survived the rail!
942
01:00:34,635 --> 01:00:36,345
And our honeymoon!
943
01:02:03,015 --> 01:02:04,850
There are sea caves
down the coast.
944
01:02:04,933 --> 01:02:07,227
Yeah.. read about that.
945
01:02:07,478 --> 01:02:09,313
West-southwest,
round this point, I guess.
946
01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:10,564
So let's do it!
947
01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:14,568
No, I cut a deal with these guys.
948
01:02:14,610 --> 01:02:17,571
I got two kayaks,
one hour, 40 bucks.
949
01:02:17,863 --> 01:02:19,865
And no, you don't owe me 20.
950
01:02:20,073 --> 01:02:21,909
Yeah, I just got plans, that's all.
951
01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:25,412
- What kind of plans do you have?
- Covert plans.
952
01:02:25,496 --> 01:02:27,206
You do know
how to handle a kayak?
953
01:02:27,289 --> 01:02:29,917
Pallie, I've done shark fishing
in a kayak!
954
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,835
- Of course!
- Loud and real, coast off Alaska.
955
01:02:31,919 --> 01:02:33,420
Kinda 400 pound
sand beach shark.
956
01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:35,923
He put up hell of a fight, but you know
who's gonna win that battle.
957
01:02:36,006 --> 01:02:38,008
Nick, are any of your stories true?
958
01:02:38,091 --> 01:02:39,259
You want me to
send you pictures?
959
01:02:39,343 --> 01:02:40,761
- Yeah.
- Yeah...
960
01:02:40,928 --> 01:02:42,346
Come on, let's go!
961
01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:46,475
Come on! It give us a chance
to talk about our movie deal.
962
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,147
Cydney!
963
01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:55,943
Tell her I'll be back
for a sunset walk.
964
01:02:56,026 --> 01:02:57,444
Me and Gina!
965
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,462
Where are they going?
966
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:24,054
<i>- What?
- To the sea caves.</i>
967
01:03:24,388 --> 01:03:26,390
<i>They won't be long!</i>
968
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:29,601
Son of a bitch!
969
01:04:48,931 --> 01:04:52,059
Nick! Wait!
Don't go!
970
01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:55,938
<i>Nick!</i>
971
01:04:56,688 --> 01:05:00,067
Hey, what is she saying?
- I don't know.
972
01:05:00,526 --> 01:05:02,110
Come back!
Come back!
973
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,322
She got a nice bounce to
her though, don't she?
974
01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:07,032
Nick!
975
01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:09,743
Sunset! I'm coming back!
976
01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:12,830
Damn it! Nick!
977
01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:34,226
Come on, come on, come on!
978
01:05:34,518 --> 01:05:35,936
Come on! Come on!
979
01:05:39,565 --> 01:05:40,858
Shit!
980
01:06:36,455 --> 01:06:38,040
Are you running out of gas?
981
01:06:42,211 --> 01:06:44,213
Our own tactical frequency, huh?
982
01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:47,466
I just wanna make assure
we get you back in time.
983
01:06:47,841 --> 01:06:50,969
- Copy that. Jedi out.
- Jedi out.
984
01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:30,300
Outstanding!
985
01:08:17,306 --> 01:08:18,599
Shit!
986
01:08:19,183 --> 01:08:20,767
Where are you?
987
01:08:23,353 --> 01:08:27,024
Gotta ask you something.
- Shoot!
988
01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,693
What is that?
989
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:34,656
"Shake that bush. "
What is... What is that mean?
990
01:08:35,491 --> 01:08:36,658
Kidding me?
991
01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:41,705
What some Special Op lingo?
992
01:08:46,752 --> 01:08:49,171
"What we have got here is...
993
01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:51,965
...failure to communicate. "
994
01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:57,262
It's Paul Newman,
"Cool Hand Luke. "
995
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:59,348
Right before he breaks
from the chain-gang.
996
01:08:59,431 --> 01:09:01,016
You should know that.
997
01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:03,477
I should, yeah!
998
01:09:18,909 --> 01:09:20,911
He goes in alive...
999
01:09:48,230 --> 01:09:50,232
Well, the stories were great, Nick.
1000
01:09:51,817 --> 01:09:53,110
They're really helpful.
1001
01:09:53,318 --> 01:09:55,445
But your situational awareness?
1002
01:09:56,405 --> 01:09:58,240
It actually kinda sucks!
1003
01:10:04,288 --> 01:10:06,915
- Cliff...
- Call me Nick.
1004
01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:16,360
Rule number one...
1005
01:11:18,529 --> 01:11:20,656
Never cut fШrensics a break.
1006
01:11:40,092 --> 01:11:42,511
<i>It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves...</i>
1007
01:11:42,553 --> 01:11:43,720
<i>...when they're on vacation.</i>
1008
01:11:43,846 --> 01:11:45,556
<i>Talk to people they just met.</i>
1009
01:11:46,682 --> 01:11:47,975
How did she say?
1010
01:11:49,101 --> 01:11:51,520
It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves...
1011
01:11:51,562 --> 01:11:52,855
...when they're on vacation.
1012
01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:54,690
Talk to people they just met.
1013
01:11:56,275 --> 01:11:58,569
Wait, what was...
what was the other one?
1014
01:11:59,945 --> 01:12:01,655
We say screenwriter.
1015
01:12:02,030 --> 01:12:04,032
We say screenwriter...
writer.
1016
01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,617
We say it's screenwriter.
1017
01:12:05,784 --> 01:12:08,078
I'm gonna give you some books.
- Yeah.
1018
01:12:09,705 --> 01:12:12,124
Yeah, working on a, uh,
two week punch-up.
1019
01:12:14,459 --> 01:12:17,421
And we invited...
I had to invite my other sisters,
1020
01:12:17,462 --> 01:12:19,173
...you know,
my sorority sisters.
1021
01:12:19,339 --> 01:12:21,049
<i>I basically hooked them up.</i>
1022
01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:23,051
Check this out!
Hello?
1023
01:12:23,135 --> 01:12:26,805
Yeah, we're in pre-production
in Canada...
1024
01:12:27,306 --> 01:12:30,559
And we're... still casting up.
1025
01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:31,810
Hey, my brother is a dick.
1026
01:12:31,894 --> 01:12:33,479
I don't know
why I'm telling you this.
1027
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:34,688
We just came here to dance.
1028
01:12:34,771 --> 01:12:37,399
<i>You dance with who brung ya, Cliff,
you dance with who brung ya.</i>
1029
01:12:37,483 --> 01:12:39,610
<i>I absolutely love you...</i>
1030
01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:41,570
...just the most magical weekend.
1031
01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:43,405
Our wedding haul!
1032
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:46,325
Magical! Magical!
1033
01:12:53,582 --> 01:12:56,210
<i>This is the happiest day of my life!</i>
1034
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:10,432
She was kind of classy, huh?
1035
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,352
Hey, Rule Two.
1036
01:13:14,728 --> 01:13:16,563
Keep your game face on.
1037
01:13:20,359 --> 01:13:21,527
Come on, honey.
1038
01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:45,259
Babe, get a picture of me
with Honolulu in the back.
1039
01:13:46,844 --> 01:13:49,388
I have a better idea.
Let's get the both of us.
1040
01:13:49,471 --> 01:13:51,807
<i>It's right there!
It's right there! Help!</i>
1041
01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:54,893
Excuse me, can you...
1042
01:13:55,519 --> 01:13:58,480
Whoa, whoa... wait, wait!
- Crap!
1043
01:13:59,022 --> 01:14:01,316
- Honolulu!
- Hawaii!
1044
01:14:02,067 --> 01:14:04,069
We made it!
We made it!
1045
01:14:04,486 --> 01:14:05,654
Shit!
1046
01:14:08,282 --> 01:14:10,159
Maybe that wasn't the
one to Kauai.
1047
01:14:10,534 --> 01:14:11,952
- Pretty sure it was, doll baby.
- No, no, no.
1048
01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:14,163
It's probably the one to Kauai,
smaller boat.
1049
01:14:14,329 --> 01:14:16,165
We are looking for something...
more substantial,
1050
01:14:16,248 --> 01:14:18,834
- something with some big-ass...
- Have a look right there.
1051
01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:20,210
Pretty sure it was.
1052
01:14:20,878 --> 01:14:22,254
Let's see how much time
we need to kill.
1053
01:14:22,337 --> 01:14:25,549
You know, if you're so freaking smart,
you'd play stupid once in a while.
1054
01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:26,884
<i>That would be your job.</i>
1055
01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:32,306
Something I can show you?
1056
01:14:33,974 --> 01:14:36,101
Well, not me, but...
1057
01:14:36,393 --> 01:14:40,022
...see that dangerously
handsome man over there?
1058
01:14:40,105 --> 01:14:42,024
When he comes in here
and asks you, what I was looking at,
1059
01:14:42,107 --> 01:14:43,942
...can you show him this ring?
1060
01:14:44,109 --> 01:14:45,694
And that one.
1061
01:14:46,195 --> 01:14:49,448
And let's not deny him
that little rascal right there.
1062
01:14:49,948 --> 01:14:53,327
Seems like he's more interested
in water sports, right now.
1063
01:14:53,494 --> 01:14:55,579
Well, that's just an operational cover.
1064
01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:57,706
Trust me,
he is watching us.
1065
01:14:57,873 --> 01:15:00,375
Any second now,
he's gonna come in here.
1066
01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:02,252
Drag me out and then...
1067
01:15:02,544 --> 01:15:03,504
...forget some.
1068
01:15:03,879 --> 01:15:06,131
He'd double-back
and ask you all private-like,
1069
01:15:06,215 --> 01:15:08,008
...what was that
what I was looking at.
1070
01:15:08,217 --> 01:15:09,801
Been playing this game awhile?
1071
01:15:10,803 --> 01:15:11,970
Nicko...
1072
01:15:12,137 --> 01:15:15,390
I love him to tears, but
he does take his own sweet time.
1073
01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:17,518
<i>Anytime, hon.</i>
1074
01:15:20,729 --> 01:15:23,023
You know what? Also show him
that one, right there.
1075
01:15:23,190 --> 01:15:24,358
Okay?
1076
01:15:27,152 --> 01:15:28,987
Shit!
- What?
1077
01:15:29,071 --> 01:15:30,239
Left my drink.
1078
01:15:30,489 --> 01:15:33,325
- Well, let's go back and get it.
- No, no, no, I'll get it.
1079
01:15:35,702 --> 01:15:38,539
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1080
01:15:40,249 --> 01:15:41,834
I'll wait right here.
1081
01:15:46,088 --> 01:15:50,592
And let's not forget
this little rascal right here.
1082
01:15:53,971 --> 01:15:56,265
So I take it
you're planning the next step?
1083
01:15:56,306 --> 01:16:00,561
Oh, I got plans.
Covert plans.
1084
01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:04,690
I'm gonna make a sunset proposal
on Kalalau Beach.
1085
01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:07,860
Okay, I just need to make sure
that this isn't gonna be...
1086
01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:09,111
you know, underwhelming
1087
01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:12,906
...compared to whatever's stuck inside
that twangy little head of hers.
1088
01:16:13,157 --> 01:16:14,575
You know, let me...
1089
01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:21,123
Is that gonna work?
1090
01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:24,084
If it's truly gonna
disappoint her,
1091
01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:25,752
I'll roll over
and play dead for you.
1092
01:16:25,836 --> 01:16:27,004
Gonna be the easiest mark
you ever had.
1093
01:16:27,087 --> 01:16:29,089
Just please,
help me get it right.
1094
01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:31,842
Gina is gonna be the first
and the last for me.
1095
01:16:32,009 --> 01:16:33,302
She is the one.
1096
01:16:34,678 --> 01:16:36,263
Well, to tell you the truth...
1097
01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:42,269
I think she'll love anything
you give her.
1098
01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:44,229
<i>So you didn't buy anything?</i>
1099
01:16:44,354 --> 01:16:46,773
- What I wanna buy in there?
- I don't know.
1100
01:16:46,857 --> 01:16:50,277
I mean, just took you so long
I was thinking may be they got you.
1101
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,196
No, no, I got away clean.
1102
01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:55,282
Yeah, it's 16:00 hrs,
we should catch that ferry.
1103
01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:01,663
Where is your drink?
- Goddamn it!
1104
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,210
No!
1105
01:17:11,798 --> 01:17:15,177
<i>This is the scene right now
in the Harbour area near Pier 19.</i>
1106
01:17:15,552 --> 01:17:17,846
Where, late today,
a City trash collector...
1107
01:17:17,930 --> 01:17:21,183
<i>...stumbled upon what appears
to be another of those homicides.</i>
1108
01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:23,894
Come on, this ain't got
nothing to do with us.
1109
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:35,155
Congratulations Mr. Anderson,
it's part of the honeymoon package.
1110
01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:37,199
Thanks, you're the best.
1111
01:17:38,408 --> 01:17:40,536
Take this too.
- Mahalo!
1112
01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:55,133
Fucking repeat.
1113
01:18:21,076 --> 01:18:22,911
Tell me it'll never end.
1114
01:18:24,371 --> 01:18:25,831
It will end.
1115
01:18:26,915 --> 01:18:29,751
Trick is to have
more starts than ends.
1116
01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:31,795
Hate this whole...
1117
01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:35,591
...C-world
always playing catch up.
1118
01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:44,391
All I wanna do
is catch up on my sleep.
1119
01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:48,854
- Rule Number Three...
- Oh, go away with your rules!
1120
01:18:49,104 --> 01:18:51,940
Nothing is getting me off
this balcony today.
1121
01:18:55,277 --> 01:18:58,822
You're such an incredible asshole!
- Asshole!
1122
01:18:59,490 --> 01:19:02,034
Hey, never wear the same skin
too long.
1123
01:19:02,784 --> 01:19:04,077
We keep moving.
1124
01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:10,667
Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo
getting married on Oahu.
1125
01:19:12,294 --> 01:19:13,879
Suitable for framing.
1126
01:19:16,715 --> 01:19:19,676
While we're still young, Cliff!
- One sec!
1127
01:19:23,722 --> 01:19:27,100
Here's your permits.
I'm going back to town.
1128
01:19:27,559 --> 01:19:28,977
Careful on the trail, huh?
1129
01:19:29,269 --> 01:19:31,396
Mess you up good
unless you know it good.
1130
01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:33,023
Hey, wait a minute...
1131
01:19:34,066 --> 01:19:36,360
Maybe you're allowed to
carry guns out here?
1132
01:19:36,527 --> 01:19:38,529
Guns? No, no.
Who's got guns?
1133
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:41,907
A guy named Kale,
runs with a girl named Cleo.
1134
01:19:42,157 --> 01:19:46,370
I think it was a 9mm.
I'm not too good at these things.
1135
01:19:46,537 --> 01:19:49,915
Maybe when you get back,
you can tell somebody about it, okay?
1136
01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:53,293
Let the cops decide
if it's important or not.
1137
01:19:54,002 --> 01:19:56,296
You keep shaking that bush
so we know you're there!
1138
01:19:56,964 --> 01:19:59,091
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!
1139
01:20:00,634 --> 01:20:03,053
What is this idiot talking about?
1140
01:20:06,598 --> 01:20:09,726
I say we let Nick
keep pitching his stories.
1141
01:20:10,394 --> 01:20:12,229
Let him dig his own grave.
1142
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:17,025
This isn't Honolulu and he's not
some soft-boy screenplay writer.
1143
01:20:17,109 --> 01:20:20,487
What, you actually buy this
Jedi shit?
1144
01:20:21,238 --> 01:20:24,199
Gets his skull opened up by
a land-mine and just walks it off?
1145
01:20:24,283 --> 01:20:25,367
He's trying to impress me.
1146
01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:28,495
Me, because he thinks I'm gonna
make a movie about his life,
1147
01:20:28,662 --> 01:20:31,290
...everything becomes exaggerated
and overblown.
1148
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:34,418
Trust me, I know a narcissist
when I see one.
1149
01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:36,879
This guy... amateur-hour.
1150
01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:38,922
Screenwriter!
1151
01:20:39,464 --> 01:20:42,301
I don't know...
if half his stories are true?
1152
01:20:42,426 --> 01:20:47,473
Look, I know exactly what he is.
He has no clue what I am.
1153
01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:49,641
That's the advantage
that we exploit.
1154
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:55,522
We'll do it on the beach.
- There will be people there.
1155
01:20:56,273 --> 01:20:59,401
- So?
- I just think we're rushing.
1156
01:21:01,737 --> 01:21:04,156
Don't tell me
you're starting to like Gina.
1157
01:21:04,656 --> 01:21:06,950
See, that's your mistake.
1158
01:21:07,159 --> 01:21:11,121
- You too close, you're too attached...
- Maybe I'm starting to like Cydney.
1159
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,207
Bigger mistake!
1160
01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:17,085
She's a nice girl.
1161
01:21:18,378 --> 01:21:21,757
I want you to start thinking about me
the way Cliff would think of her.
1162
01:21:21,924 --> 01:21:23,342
Even if it's not real.
1163
01:21:23,425 --> 01:21:26,804
Even if you're physically incapable
of feeling anything.
1164
01:21:28,931 --> 01:21:31,558
I want you to pretend that part, too.
1165
01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:41,360
We're supposed to be on our
honeymoon, okay?
1166
01:21:41,527 --> 01:21:45,405
This is one of the most beautiful
places on Earth, rain or shine, so...
1167
01:21:45,572 --> 01:21:48,534
Slow down that
overactive brain of yours.
1168
01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,702
I want to enjoy myself here.
1169
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:56,458
Babe, we're gonna be fine.
1170
01:22:17,896 --> 01:22:20,190
Sometimes it seems like...
1171
01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:22,651
...like nothing exists
until we get there,
1172
01:22:22,734 --> 01:22:24,444
...until we put our eyes on it.
1173
01:22:24,528 --> 01:22:27,156
Like the whole fucking world
was manufactured...
1174
01:22:27,239 --> 01:22:29,658
...for our wants and needs,
you know?
1175
01:22:33,954 --> 01:22:35,122
You think it'll be a nice sunset?
1176
01:22:35,205 --> 01:22:38,458
I mean like if I take,
if I just turn my head...
1177
01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:39,793
You know?
1178
01:22:39,877 --> 01:22:42,004
For just a minute and...
but don't tell me.
1179
01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:46,175
But does everything just stop?
Just shut down?
1180
01:22:46,758 --> 01:22:50,971
Go into some energy saving
hibernation mode.
1181
01:22:51,388 --> 01:22:55,893
Till I choose to
reactivate them by simply...
1182
01:22:59,688 --> 01:23:02,107
You should say sweet stuff
to me sometimes.
1183
01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:04,818
Look at this... look at that.
1184
01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:07,613
I mean, fucking idiots, man.
1185
01:23:08,697 --> 01:23:09,698
Just say it.
1186
01:23:09,781 --> 01:23:12,075
How many times
do I need to tell you?
1187
01:23:12,618 --> 01:23:16,497
If there's anyone in this world
that I could love, it's you.
1188
01:23:16,705 --> 01:23:20,250
- Why is that never enough?
- Just forget about it.
1189
01:23:27,591 --> 01:23:28,759
Look.
1190
01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:32,888
You helped create this
fevered dream of immortality.
1191
01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:35,974
You are the privileged witness...
1192
01:23:36,141 --> 01:23:39,686
...who's gonna help me lead
a hundred different lives.
1193
01:23:49,404 --> 01:23:51,824
How about this for a new rule?
1194
01:23:53,116 --> 01:23:56,495
Always be sincere even if you're not.
1195
01:23:58,997 --> 01:24:01,291
I know that in some bend way,
1196
01:24:01,542 --> 01:24:04,670
...your need for detachment fits
my need for attachment.
1197
01:24:04,753 --> 01:24:05,629
That's it!
1198
01:24:05,796 --> 01:24:07,923
It's fitting fucking and fucking fit!
1199
01:24:08,048 --> 01:24:09,883
I get it, okay?
1200
01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:13,554
Let's stop lying to ourselves, okay?
1201
01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:19,768
I'm not lying now.
1202
01:24:20,144 --> 01:24:22,437
I love the idea of loving you.
1203
01:24:24,648 --> 01:24:26,650
And I love hearing it.
1204
01:24:30,904 --> 01:24:32,906
It's sick and it's sad.
1205
01:24:37,578 --> 01:24:39,413
Does that make me crazy, Rocky?
1206
01:24:39,496 --> 01:24:42,124
Am I crazy? Am I?
1207
01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:45,169
It's makes you exciting.
1208
01:25:05,147 --> 01:25:06,982
Well, whoopty-tah!
1209
01:25:12,905 --> 01:25:14,615
Outstanding!
1210
01:25:18,827 --> 01:25:20,662
No!
1211
01:27:25,662 --> 01:27:27,080
Nick!?
1212
01:27:33,879 --> 01:27:35,297
Nick!
1213
01:29:02,259 --> 01:29:03,427
Who is this?
1214
01:29:04,011 --> 01:29:05,179
<i>Hello, my name is Woody.</i>
1215
01:29:05,262 --> 01:29:06,430
<i>And I'm calling to make sure...</i>
1216
01:29:06,513 --> 01:29:08,223
<i>...you're getting the most
out of your AT&T calling plan.</i>
1217
01:29:08,307 --> 01:29:10,934
Sweet flaming Jesus, you don’t
work the whole trip...
1218
01:29:11,101 --> 01:29:12,936
Where are you at?
What state are you in?
1219
01:29:13,270 --> 01:29:14,271
<i>I'm not supposed to say.</i>
1220
01:29:14,354 --> 01:29:17,232
Okay, Woody, there's been
some murders in Honolulu,
1221
01:29:17,316 --> 01:29:19,234
...maybe you've heard,
maybe you haven't.
1222
01:29:19,318 --> 01:29:21,445
But they're coming after me
and I need your help.
1223
01:29:21,528 --> 01:29:23,363
Can you do this for me, Woody?
1224
01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:25,491
Woody, are you there?
1225
01:29:26,074 --> 01:29:28,076
<i>I hear your concerns, madam.</i>
1226
01:29:28,243 --> 01:29:29,661
<i>But with our "free to roam" plan,</i>
1227
01:29:29,745 --> 01:29:32,372
<i>we can offer you more minutes
regardless of the time of day...</i>
1228
01:29:32,456 --> 01:29:33,207
Screw the calling plan.
1229
01:29:33,290 --> 01:29:34,708
Now listen to me good, okay?
1230
01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:37,252
You're gonna be my 911 boy,
okay, Woody?
1231
01:29:37,753 --> 01:29:41,048
All right, I need you to call the
Princeville, Kauai Police Department.
1232
01:29:41,215 --> 01:29:43,842
And you tell them that
I can have the killers...
1233
01:29:43,967 --> 01:29:46,929
...to the Kalalau Beach
in about 3Ш minutes.
1234
01:29:47,095 --> 01:29:49,097
Can you do that for me?
1235
01:29:49,848 --> 01:29:50,599
Woody?
1236
01:29:50,682 --> 01:29:52,392
<i>I must put you on brief hold.</i>
1237
01:29:52,476 --> 01:29:54,603
No! No!
You do not put me on hold!
1238
01:29:54,686 --> 01:29:57,940
You do not check with your supervisor.
I need you to just do it!
1239
01:29:58,106 --> 01:29:59,817
Okay... and I also need you to...
1240
01:29:59,900 --> 01:30:02,194
...may be call for some
air-ambulance or something.
1241
01:30:02,361 --> 01:30:04,071
Because just...
1242
01:30:08,075 --> 01:30:11,203
<i>Hello?
Hello, madam?</i>
1243
01:30:12,955 --> 01:30:13,956
<i>Hello?</i>
1244
01:30:14,623 --> 01:30:16,124
Please tell me that
you would do this for me.
1245
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:18,836
Please, please, please,
swear to me that you'll.
1246
01:30:19,461 --> 01:30:21,171
<i>Is this in the Pacific Ocean?</i>
1247
01:30:21,463 --> 01:30:22,464
Jesus!
1248
01:30:22,714 --> 01:30:24,007
God, I hope you're recording this call.
1249
01:30:24,091 --> 01:30:25,926
Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean!
1250
01:30:26,009 --> 01:30:28,846
Yes, it is one of five islands...
1251
01:30:30,722 --> 01:30:32,015
I'm on Kauai.
1252
01:30:32,099 --> 01:30:35,978
In the Hawaiian...
chain of islands.
1253
01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:40,149
<i>You're almost there.
A little more, baby.</i>
1254
01:30:40,649 --> 01:30:41,817
<i>Right there!</i>
1255
01:32:03,732 --> 01:32:05,025
Bitch!
1256
01:32:10,823 --> 01:32:12,115
She got a call off,
1257
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:14,493
<i>...asked for help
back at the beach.</i>
1258
01:32:15,702 --> 01:32:18,664
<i>Remember, nothing exists
until we get there.</i>
1259
01:32:18,914 --> 01:32:19,915
Got it.
1260
01:32:20,624 --> 01:32:24,837
But, Rocky, nothing exists
until I get there.
1261
01:33:30,819 --> 01:33:32,237
Here I come, baby.
1262
01:34:21,954 --> 01:34:23,747
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Sorry to scare you.
1263
01:34:23,831 --> 01:34:25,040
But you haven't seen
two dudes, two kayaks?
1264
01:34:25,123 --> 01:34:28,293
He shot my boyfriend
and shot me in the fucking hand.
1265
01:34:28,377 --> 01:34:29,795
- So, let's just go back to the beach.
- Let me see, let me see that.
1266
01:34:29,878 --> 01:34:32,005
- No, let go off me!
- Hey, listen to me, I'm an EMT.
1267
01:34:32,089 --> 01:34:34,341
- I don't care who you're. I need to go, ok?
- Let me take a look at that.
1268
01:34:34,424 --> 01:34:36,385
- Because he's right behind me!
- Let's get her down. Let's get her down.
1269
01:34:36,468 --> 01:34:37,594
No! Let me go!
1270
01:34:37,678 --> 01:34:38,846
- Listen, I’m an EMT.
- Hold on! Calm down!
1271
01:34:38,929 --> 01:34:41,557
Come here, come here!
Let me take a loot at it!
1272
01:34:42,850 --> 01:34:45,978
- Okay. I go down. Go down.
- Calm down.
1273
01:34:50,149 --> 01:34:51,441
Okay, there's gonna be help...
1274
01:34:54,736 --> 01:34:56,113
- Hey, get her! Get her!
- Put her down.
1275
01:34:56,196 --> 01:34:58,198
Hey, listen to me!
You are safe.
1276
01:34:58,866 --> 01:35:00,868
He was right behind me
just a minute ago...
1277
01:35:00,951 --> 01:35:03,078
What? What're you talking about?
1278
01:35:05,289 --> 01:35:08,667
Gina, you feeling better? Huh?
1279
01:35:37,821 --> 01:35:40,449
- Just relax! Relax!
- We need to go right now, do you hear me?
1280
01:35:40,699 --> 01:35:43,202
She's a friend of my wife's,
and she has a little issue with,
1281
01:35:44,077 --> 01:35:45,662
...crystal meth, okay?
1282
01:35:45,954 --> 01:35:48,373
Normally she's pretty functional
but obviously,
1283
01:35:48,457 --> 01:35:49,750
...this ain't normal.
1284
01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:53,462
- He killed my Nicko!
- Oh, come on!
1285
01:35:53,629 --> 01:35:55,923
He wants to be us!
That's what he wants, okay?
1286
01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:58,008
Him and his girlfriend wanna be us!
1287
01:35:58,258 --> 01:35:59,843
She's iced out of her mind
right now.
1288
01:35:59,927 --> 01:36:01,053
I mean it's been...
1289
01:36:01,762 --> 01:36:03,597
Look! Look, look, look,
come here.
1290
01:36:04,264 --> 01:36:06,558
No, no, no!
Don't go, Don't go.
1291
01:36:07,309 --> 01:36:08,310
Look at this...
1292
01:36:09,061 --> 01:36:10,646
I've been finding these
the whole trip.
1293
01:36:10,813 --> 01:36:12,815
I think she just got in over
her head this time.
1294
01:36:12,898 --> 01:36:15,859
So, I hope you don't have to involve the...
police or anything like that.
1295
01:36:15,943 --> 01:36:18,362
I mean, I promise
I'll get her back safe... okay?
1296
01:36:18,529 --> 01:36:20,364
Don't listen to him!
Don't listen to him!
1297
01:36:20,531 --> 01:36:21,532
Look man,
we just are here because...
1298
01:36:21,615 --> 01:36:23,450
...someone took off with
two of our boats.
1299
01:36:23,700 --> 01:36:26,119
The last thing we want is to get
involved in somebody else's mess.
1300
01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:26,787
Okay.
1301
01:36:26,870 --> 01:36:28,580
- Right?
- Yeah, right.
1302
01:36:29,081 --> 01:36:30,916
- Except...
- Except what?
1303
01:36:31,208 --> 01:36:32,209
It's just that...
1304
01:36:32,376 --> 01:36:34,670
I don't get
why her pupils are normal...
1305
01:36:35,087 --> 01:36:37,089
...and yours the size of olives.
1306
01:36:42,594 --> 01:36:43,762
Guys...
1307
01:36:44,429 --> 01:36:46,140
...that was a perfectly
good story.
1308
01:36:58,277 --> 01:36:59,278
Fuck!
1309
01:36:59,945 --> 01:37:02,781
Count your fucking shots!
Gina, hey!
1310
01:37:17,296 --> 01:37:18,297
No way!
1311
01:38:10,808 --> 01:38:11,809
Nicko!?
1312
01:38:23,654 --> 01:38:25,072
How many people?
1313
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:28,367
Enough to get good at it.
1314
01:38:28,617 --> 01:38:30,452
Oh, I bit my tongue.
I hate that.
1315
01:38:30,619 --> 01:38:32,454
That's gonna stop hurting
in a second.
1316
01:38:32,704 --> 01:38:35,833
Hoo-yah, Nick.
You think this is it, huh?
1317
01:38:35,916 --> 01:38:38,043
Bad guy buys it,
crowd goes nuts?
1318
01:38:38,127 --> 01:38:39,837
You know what I hate
about that ending?
1319
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:41,505
Aside from it being cliche?
1320
01:38:41,588 --> 01:38:44,007
It's your version of reality, pallie.
1321
01:38:44,174 --> 01:38:45,342
Not mine!
1322
01:38:49,012 --> 01:38:52,683
Oh, it's feel so good to squeeze
that trigger right now, wouldn't it?
1323
01:38:53,016 --> 01:38:53,767
Yeah!
1324
01:38:58,105 --> 01:39:00,399
If you kill me, you kill yourself.
1325
01:39:01,066 --> 01:39:02,901
You ain't gonna do that.
1326
01:39:02,985 --> 01:39:04,278
<i>Drop all weapons, now!</i>
1327
01:39:04,528 --> 01:39:06,822
<i>Drop all weapons, now!</i>
1328
01:39:07,156 --> 01:39:09,158
You got too much to live for.
1329
01:39:09,241 --> 01:39:10,826
You got too many attachments.
1330
01:39:10,909 --> 01:39:14,288
You're just too soft.
Here, kitty, kitty kitty, kitty...
1331
01:39:14,621 --> 01:39:16,456
The guy standing with the weapon, correct?
1332
01:39:16,623 --> 01:39:18,625
He's the one,
you talked about, correct?
1333
01:39:20,377 --> 01:39:23,213
<i>This area is closed.
All trails are blocked.</i>
1334
01:39:23,297 --> 01:39:25,299
Come on, Nick!
Come on, do it!
1335
01:39:26,133 --> 01:39:27,718
If you don't kill me,
I'll just come back.
1336
01:39:27,801 --> 01:39:29,928
These fucking idiots
can't keep me locked up.
1337
01:39:30,095 --> 01:39:32,723
Hey, one year from today,
Honolulu, Pier 19.
1338
01:39:32,806 --> 01:39:34,641
Okay? By noon, be there.
1339
01:39:36,101 --> 01:39:37,269
Weapon's ready.
1340
01:39:37,519 --> 01:39:39,813
Someone gonna brush by you,
maybe give you a little nudge.
1341
01:39:39,897 --> 01:39:42,024
It might not look-like me, okay?
1342
01:39:42,107 --> 01:39:44,234
It might look
a little something like you.
1343
01:39:44,401 --> 01:39:45,819
Circle the date, Nick.
1344
01:39:45,986 --> 01:39:47,362
Because that is the day...
1345
01:39:47,446 --> 01:39:50,991
...that you're gonna realize
just how good I really fucking am.
1346
01:39:51,074 --> 01:39:53,494
I have to know,
I'm about to kill the right man.
1347
01:39:53,577 --> 01:39:55,579
Now, is he the one I want?
1348
01:39:56,747 --> 01:39:59,291
Come on, do it!
Just do it! Come on!
1349
01:39:59,374 --> 01:40:00,375
Do it!
1350
01:40:00,667 --> 01:40:01,668
Do it!
1351
01:40:04,588 --> 01:40:06,173
Outstanding!
1352
01:40:12,221 --> 01:40:13,514
Get away!
1353
01:40:19,102 --> 01:40:22,481
Don't die on me.
Don't die Шn me again. Christ!
1354
01:40:30,781 --> 01:40:32,908
I would have done,
if I were you.
1355
01:40:43,335 --> 01:40:45,045
Well, you ain't him!
1356
01:41:03,981 --> 01:41:05,566
The one you want.
1357
01:41:07,568 --> 01:41:09,862
The one who killed
all those people.
1358
01:41:11,238 --> 01:41:14,491
The one that I let fuck up my life.
1359
01:41:15,868 --> 01:41:17,578
Is the same guy...
1360
01:41:18,871 --> 01:41:20,998
...who's about to pick up that gun.
1361
01:41:32,509 --> 01:41:34,511
Yeah, him.
1362
01:41:59,578 --> 01:42:01,872
What are you doing?
- It's all right.
1363
01:42:07,044 --> 01:42:08,754
This is for you.
1364
01:42:11,131 --> 01:42:12,549
Holy crap!
1365
01:42:18,472 --> 01:42:20,766
Did you get it from that store
in Honolulu?
1366
01:42:21,266 --> 01:42:25,062
- E-Bay.
- E-Bay...
1367
01:42:28,774 --> 01:42:30,776
How long you had it?
1368
01:42:32,611 --> 01:42:33,946
Year and a half.
1369
01:42:34,196 --> 01:42:35,906
A year and a half?
1370
01:42:36,073 --> 01:42:39,034
What were you waiting for,
you dumb bastard?
1371
01:42:40,118 --> 01:42:41,537
The right moment.
1372
01:42:48,252 --> 01:42:52,047
Baby, you are a man in full.
1373
01:43:08,438 --> 01:43:09,565
Wait a second.
1374
01:43:17,573 --> 01:43:19,533
Let's not do a honeymoon.
- I don't need no honeymoon.
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