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A SERBIAN FILM
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Directed by Srdjan Spasojevic
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Baby, I'm gonna fuck you up!
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Are you insane?
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Haven't we agreed about
putting away your flicks?
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What's that?
Give it to mommy.
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Sorry, but it's
not a big deal.
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I saw my first porn
when I was his age.
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How are you, kiddo?
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But your dad wasn't
starring in it!
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Maria, I'm sorry
I didn't mean it.
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I dug up that DVD because...
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Laylah called and
wanted to see me today.
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Baby, you want mommy
to make you a toast?
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The jumping bread!
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Mom, what was dad
doing there?
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Nothing, hon.
Just playing with a girl friend.
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It's like a cartoon
for the grownups.
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Honey, I have to pay
for Petar's singing lessons.
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Bye, dad.
- Bye, dad.
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Easy on that whiskey.
Rye kills sexual appetite.
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That's why I drink it.
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So, how's family life?
- Nice.
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How are Petar and... Maria?
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Yes, Maria.
They're fine.
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Next year Petar's
starting school.
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It'll be interesting
when they ask about
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his father's occupation.
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His father is a fine gentleman
in a premature retirement.
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The problem with that pension
is that it's not lifelong.
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How much do you have
stashed? 5 or 10 grand?
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Milos, you were more
than just a porn star
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you were an artist.
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All actresses you worked with
wanted to marry you.
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You're still an artist,
but with a temporary block.
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And I'm your guardian angel.
Listen.
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Something big is about to
happen. Artistic pornography
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of the highest level.
Here, in Serbia.
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In Serbia? -Only filmed here,
but for the foreign market.
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Terribly professional.
Phenomenally paid. If you accept
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your family will be settled
till the end of Petar's life.
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The man's name is Vukmir.
He'll call you in a few days.
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Be nice to him.
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Here's something for the junior.
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Wow, where's his pussy?
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You didn't tell me you brought
your copper bro to the meeting.
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I came on my own. I knew you'd
be here and couldn't miss
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a chance to see you.
I'm your great admirer.
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You're well preserved.
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Who's the plastic surgeon
we have to thank to?
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You know I started early.
I don't need plastic yet.
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Everybody needs it.
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These don't
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So long, fags.
Milos, you heard my advice.
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A hooker!
- A porn star.
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Has-been.
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You know the kind of work
she did after you married?
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I know.
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No one could handle
a dick like she could.
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A natural talent.
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Funny she hasn't
contacted her dealer
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in the past few years.
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Is she off drugs?
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Doubtful. A new,
rich provider, more likely.
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You'll alienate me
from my friends
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if you keep checking on them.
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Friends, in Serbia?
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You can't check them enough.
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I gotta go.
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Say hello to your kid
and his beautiful mom.
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I'm paying for the bite.
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So long.
- Bye.
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Sleeping time, hands up.
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Dad?
- Yes?
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Know that friend of yours
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that you were
beating in the video
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It's only a movie. Make believe.
When dad was young.
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I know, but while
I was watching it
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I felt something
strange. - What?
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Like some kind
of a wheel, spinning.
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A wheel? Where?
- Down there, near my willie.
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Several of them,
like a family, traveling.
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Do they live in me?
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They do, hon, in all of us.
We all have them.
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Everyone in the world?
- Yes, everyone.
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They're gone now,
so close your eyes
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think of them and
you'll fall asleep faster.
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What language is that?
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I'm translating
for some Swedes.
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Swedish? I'm great in it.
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That's right.
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Wait, I know more.
Listen to this.
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You would be a mega star.
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So, you say Laylah is
offering you a serious job?
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So she said.
It's strange.
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Why would anyone
offer me big money
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after such a long pause?
In Serbia?
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And after all the crap
I shot, look at this.
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Maybe they need
the only porn star
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a university diploma.
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Do you miss it?
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What?
- The job.
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I don't know. No.
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I miss the money so we could
escape away from here.
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All those poor girls
you threw away like condoms...
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How come you've never
done me like them?
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Well, I love you.
I've just fucked them.
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Does it mean that you
never wanted to fuck me?
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<i>Am I talking to the
Balkan sex god.</i>
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<i>Nikola Tesla of
world pornography?</i>
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You must be Vukmir?
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<i>Of course. Milos, if you're
ready to change your life</i>
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<i>right now and provide
your family for good</i>
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<i>a car will be waiting
at your door in 30 minutes.</i>
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<i>You just hop in, and take
a ride towards fulfillment</i>
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<i>of your personal and
my professional fantasies.</i>
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<i>Can't wait to meet you!</i>
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I'm honored to shake hands
to such an artist, I'm Vukmir.
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I'm Milos, nice to meet you.
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Right hand is the
sex center in any man,
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It's direct line between
your brain and cock.
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Ever since you childhood.
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Your hand is special
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for it has jerked
such a special cock.
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Milos, it's an honor
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to shake a hand
to such an artist of fuck.
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Pornography is art,
but people can't see that!
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Why not?
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Because they just want
to jizz into a napkin
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what they can't
into a woman.
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These movies are
mostly made so that
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those who can't
get laid can cum.
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They're made by butchers
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who can't tell a camera
from a broom.
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Their 'actors' would be
fucking a hole
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in the wall if there
were no pussy.
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Do you know
what proves that
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there is art in pornography?
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What?
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You, Milos.
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You are the proof!
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Your sense of handling
a woman, your rhythm
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of exhausting her,
your talent to humiliate her,
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and then, when she is reduced
to a dog-shit, to win her back.
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And your love for it,
that's art.
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Sadly, this is
no country for real art.
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Where there is no life,
there can't be real art.
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A real talent will rot here,
while maggots
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are giving press conferences.
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Have you done anything
I could've seen?
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I'm doing stuff
that no one else is.
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Just for the selected clients.
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All right, but what is it?
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Art, naked art!
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Truth.
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Real people, real situations,
real sex...
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minimal editing.
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There's a serious script.
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We know it, you don't!
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And what am I
supposed to do?
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The same as always, Milos.
Just stand before the cameras,
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whip out your cock,
and fuck until it's raw.
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I dunno, I'm a little tired
of cameras and fucking.
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You're also tired of
humping scum
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any time your family
needs money.
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Kissing some
wretched cunts
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with the same lips
you'd kiss your kid.
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Thanks, doctor.
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What's that?
- The contract.
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No need to read all,
just the numbers.
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Something wrong?
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I don't know what I'm
signing, what I'm shooting.
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You're not supposed to know.
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If you knew,
you wouldn't be so good.
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<i>In a winter night
way up the hill</i>
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<i>A creek was frozen
and covered by the snow.</i>
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<i>A bunny's weeping
for that frozen creek</i>
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<i>young bunny's crying
with all his heart.</i>
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<i>But poor li'l bunny
there upon the hill</i>
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<i>perhaps he' after the swallows
heading for a warmer South.</i>
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Vukmir! Sounds like a name
of one of your guys
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at the Hague tribunal.
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Are you sure he's not
an arms dealer?
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No, he's some kind of
an artist philosopher
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with a grand plan.
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So, is it grand?
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Dunno, but seems like he
desperately needs me
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since he's willing
to offer such cash.
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How much?
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I won't tell you.
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Yes you will,
or I'm not giving it back.
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OK, I'll tell you,
just let go.
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Don't tell me you refused?
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Of course I did.
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I wanted to see if you're
with me for the money.
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If I were,
I'd have dumped you
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for your brother long ago.
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So, you prefer poor
porn stars to bad cops.
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Does it means that I should
rent my dick to Vukmir?
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Remember what
you told me
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when I asked
if you missed your job?
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Milos, I want both of your
heads to be clear and hard.
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If it's true...
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If what is true?
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That you were always
able to have it erected
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with no touching
or looking.
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Like a cock at dawn,
rising to its own song.
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I also know that
you filmed all your scenes
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in the first take.
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Don't be so modest,
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you're the best,
that's why you're here.
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How long do you
think it would take?
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A few days.
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I haven't translated
from Russian since 1994.
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What is it exactly?
Some take-over contract?
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We're sending some goods
to Moscow for redistribution.
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Want one?
- Yes.
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No thanks.
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You said you would.
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Oh, sorry.
I'm a bit...
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I miss female company.
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A least you can always
arrest a fine looking lady.
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Yes, but I doubt I'll
ever have the real thing.
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A relationship, marriage.
Like two of you.
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You stopped
hoping too soon.
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Women here like
men in uniform.
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Especially if
they're not wearing it.
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Sorry, gotta go
to the bathroom.
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You know what
they say about rye.
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It's high time you started
taking care of yourself.
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With great talent comes a great
desire for self-fuckability.
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Whe, exactly, do we start?
- In three days.
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I'm not comfortable with
not knowing a thing.
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Milos, get a grip.
You're a porn actor
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who wants to know
what a porno film is about?
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It's a bit absurd.
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You're not supposed
to know, but only to relax.
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That's too much money
to leave anything to accident.
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Nothing is left to accident.
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Milos, that is
a serious organization.
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My clients know
exactly what they want,
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and I know
what I'm doing.
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Don't worry, everything
is already prepared,
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you just have to appear,
be what you are,
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relax and react
as Milos would.
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Pornography should not
be an illusion,
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but a live
transmission of sex.
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<i>Dad.
- Yes, son.</i>
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Remember the little wheels?
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00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,246
I do.
250
00:29:47,643 --> 00:29:50,395
Do you know how
to make them spin?
251
00:29:51,772 --> 00:29:55,651
I do. But you
must do it yourself.
252
00:29:55,692 --> 00:29:57,027
We all do it alone.
253
00:29:57,256 --> 00:29:59,112
Tell me how.
254
00:30:00,697 --> 00:30:06,120
When you feel them,
try to follow them
255
00:30:07,246 --> 00:30:10,582
It's a family traveling
256
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,547
and you just close
your eyes and follow them.
257
00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:25,806
Wait, the wheels are
spinning better at night.
258
00:31:11,935 --> 00:31:13,770
Put it in your ear.
259
00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:41,527
<i>Enter the building,
relaxed.</i>
260
00:31:56,313 --> 00:31:59,191
"Home for Abandoned
and Orphaned Children"
261
00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:24,800
<i>Walk slowly ahead.</i>
262
00:32:28,929 --> 00:32:30,472
Be natural.
263
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,374
I wish I impaled
myself on a fence rather
264
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,376
than giving birth to you!
265
00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:45,172
Haven't told you not to let
the villains take you away?
266
00:33:45,255 --> 00:33:48,133
Get lost, you
misbegotten wretch!
267
00:33:48,884 --> 00:33:50,636
What are you staring at?
268
00:34:00,813 --> 00:34:02,022
<i>Bravo.</i>
269
00:34:10,739 --> 00:34:12,074
What was it like?
270
00:34:15,244 --> 00:34:16,203
Fine.
271
00:34:18,413 --> 00:34:21,917
We were filming at
a Home for orphaned children.
272
00:34:24,002 --> 00:34:25,087
Where?
273
00:34:25,337 --> 00:34:27,005
Drag yourself over here!
274
00:34:27,089 --> 00:34:29,883
Look at yourself.
You can't raise a dick,
275
00:34:30,008 --> 00:34:32,094
how will you raise a child?
276
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,472
The child is mine.
Raiko only made it.
277
00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:38,308
I gave birth to it.
Come, you bitch!
278
00:34:40,644 --> 00:34:43,438
Let me go, villains!
279
00:34:43,605 --> 00:34:46,400
Give me back my child,
you bastards!
280
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,240
<i>Honey?</i>
- Hi.
281
00:38:21,323 --> 00:38:22,658
<i>What are you doing?</i>
282
00:38:22,908 --> 00:38:25,119
I picked up
Petar from classes.
283
00:38:25,369 --> 00:38:28,372
I'm taking him to a costume
party. Are you coming?
284
00:38:28,997 --> 00:38:31,834
No, I'm tired.
Must get some sleep.
285
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:33,460
<i>Everything all right?</i>
286
00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:36,004
Sure. Just you
enjoy yourselves.
287
00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:39,091
Talk to you later,
must park now. Bye.
288
00:38:40,259 --> 00:38:43,178
<i>The cake is coming.</i>
289
00:38:43,595 --> 00:38:46,515
<i>Never seen such
a cake in my life.</i>
290
00:38:47,307 --> 00:38:52,104
Aren't you in action?
<i>- Marko, you must do me a favor.</i>
291
00:38:53,897 --> 00:38:55,482
I'm all dick.
292
00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:59,862
<i>I need a detailed check
on my director,</i>
293
00:39:00,696 --> 00:39:04,366
producer, pimp, goddam
businessman, Vukmir.
294
00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:08,829
I don't know his last name.
Check his whole crew.
295
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:15,002
Little bro has changed his
views on checking his friends?
296
00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:19,381
Look, it's important
and urgent.
297
00:39:21,091 --> 00:39:23,594
Understood.
Everything OK with you?
298
00:39:24,386 --> 00:39:26,555
Yes, so far.
How about you?
299
00:39:27,389 --> 00:39:29,266
Working on it.
300
00:39:39,401 --> 00:39:41,570
<i>Light the candles.</i>
301
00:39:44,781 --> 00:39:47,910
<i>Happy birthday, dear Petar...</i>
302
00:39:59,213 --> 00:40:01,465
Baby, the time is flying
and your animal
303
00:40:01,548 --> 00:40:03,175
is snoozing again.
304
00:40:06,845 --> 00:40:10,516
<i>Come on, blow harder.
Blow harder.</i>
305
00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:16,063
Blow harder.
Bravo!
306
00:40:19,399 --> 00:40:22,861
<i>Now we're gonna open
the present from uncle.</i>
307
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,115
This is the present
from your uncle.
308
00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:28,784
How do you open this?
309
00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:39,461
Happy birthday,
my sweet son.
310
00:41:31,263 --> 00:41:36,435
What do you think, how does he
manage to be so hard so long?
311
00:41:38,854 --> 00:41:41,565
It's not a dick,
it's a police stick!
312
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:45,486
If you don't know,
I can't help you.
313
00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:52,326
The bitches are leaking all over,
he's servicing all three of them.
314
00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:57,080
How come he's not tired?
315
00:41:57,748 --> 00:42:01,418
Why isn't he fucking limp,
like all the normal people?
316
00:42:08,008 --> 00:42:09,927
You're at it again!
317
00:42:10,969 --> 00:42:14,348
That's hardly gonna
shape it like we all want.
318
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,811
What was so urgent?
319
00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:22,105
You tell me,
what are we shooting?
320
00:42:23,273 --> 00:42:27,528
Are those cameramen real cops?
Are they protection? What from?
321
00:42:29,112 --> 00:42:31,323
Cut the crap!
322
00:42:31,698 --> 00:42:35,744
You're drunk, nearly
impotent and turning dumb.
323
00:42:36,245 --> 00:42:38,747
I may be dumb,
but not naive.
324
00:42:39,248 --> 00:42:42,918
Vukimr knows what he's doing.
I trust him more than myself.
325
00:42:43,335 --> 00:42:46,255
They're the greatest pros
you've ever worked with.
326
00:42:46,338 --> 00:42:50,008
What've you done previously
with those pros of yours?
327
00:42:50,884 --> 00:42:54,555
Don't take it all on me cause
I fuck animals for art's sake,
328
00:42:55,347 --> 00:42:58,183
while you can't take
a bit of uncertainty
329
00:42:58,267 --> 00:42:59,977
for some big bucks.
330
00:43:00,269 --> 00:43:03,939
Does it mean I'll have to suck
a donkey's dick for money?
331
00:43:04,189 --> 00:43:06,525
It's not so bad,
trust me.
332
00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:10,320
Better than the crap
you've been lately.
333
00:43:15,742 --> 00:43:19,413
You know I miss that.
- What?
334
00:43:19,913 --> 00:43:21,915
The certainty of that crap.
335
00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:24,334
At least I knew
what I was filming.
336
00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:28,213
Do you miss this?
337
00:43:35,971 --> 00:43:37,890
You're losing it.
338
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,893
Lucky for you
Vukmir hasn't noticed yet.
339
00:44:01,497 --> 00:44:04,416
You're resting
from healthy life.
340
00:44:06,376 --> 00:44:08,837
How was the
costume party?
341
00:44:11,298 --> 00:44:14,968
Hey, what's that?
- It's a stand up balloon.
342
00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:42,204
Your Raiko was
a war hero.
343
00:44:44,373 --> 00:44:48,168
If only he knew about
his wife's whoring!
344
00:44:52,214 --> 00:44:57,177
He would've killed both you
and that poor child of yours.
345
00:46:05,913 --> 00:46:07,915
What the hell
is all this, people?
346
00:46:08,165 --> 00:46:10,751
Hello, I can't work
like this!
347
00:46:27,309 --> 00:46:30,521
Hit the whore.
Hit the whore!
348
00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:34,316
Hit her.
349
00:47:22,614 --> 00:47:25,367
Bravo, bravo!
Magnificent!
350
00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:32,791
Milos?
351
00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:42,217
Milos, what's wrong?
352
00:47:42,301 --> 00:47:44,094
I'm not doing this.
I'm not beating women
353
00:47:44,219 --> 00:47:45,888
in front of kids or cameras.
354
00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:50,142
Milos, Jeca is our kid.
I'd never dream of hurting her.
355
00:47:50,225 --> 00:47:53,520
Her mother fucked everything,
from stones to barbed wire.
356
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,898
You're like
a Sunday picnic for her.
357
00:47:55,981 --> 00:47:57,941
I'm not only an artist
but also a professional.
358
00:47:58,025 --> 00:47:59,985
I'd never do a thing
against one's will.
359
00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:01,820
You're doing against mine.
360
00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:04,364
I won't stand
any kind of torture.
361
00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:07,284
Yeah, you seem to
know a lot about torture.
362
00:48:08,202 --> 00:48:10,454
Did you enjoy less than
a midget woman whom
363
00:48:10,537 --> 00:48:13,791
you locked up in an oven in
Stuttgart and pierced a hole
364
00:48:13,874 --> 00:48:16,168
in it so she could
suck you up for hours?
365
00:48:20,339 --> 00:48:24,009
At least your
dick enjoyed it,
366
00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:30,766
and he never lies.
367
00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:36,480
Vukmir Vukmir.
His name is also his surname.
368
00:48:38,732 --> 00:48:42,402
Worked as a psychologist
in orphanages until 1992.
369
00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:49,159
Then he moved
to the Children's Program
370
00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,870
of the State TV. It's
getting better and better!
371
00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:55,040
A lifelong fascination
with the world of film.
372
00:48:58,210 --> 00:49:00,963
Now, it follows with a
mess I had to clarify
373
00:49:01,088 --> 00:49:03,715
with data from
the State Security.
374
00:49:04,049 --> 00:49:08,595
Allegedly, he worked
for them, too.
375
00:49:10,472 --> 00:49:14,143
Sent abroad on a mission,
his trace was lost in Japan.
376
00:49:15,477 --> 00:49:18,856
If he's done any movies,
no one's seen them.
377
00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:24,778
That's about it.
378
00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:28,157
I don't know
what bothers you.
379
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,785
According to this
380
00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:34,204
you've never worked
with a more educated man.
381
00:49:34,329 --> 00:49:36,665
Who are you gonna trust
if not a child psychologist.
382
00:49:36,748 --> 00:49:38,584
who is working
for the Security?
383
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:56,745
Hit it, dad, tear it, dad,
uncle Vukmir is shooting.
384
00:51:44,626 --> 00:51:46,336
Want something to eat?
385
00:51:46,462 --> 00:51:48,714
No, I've had my
daily dose of rye.
386
00:52:01,435 --> 00:52:05,105
You don't have to go, you
can do it over the phone.
387
00:52:05,981 --> 00:52:09,651
No, I must show up.
It wouldn't be fair.
388
00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:07,000
Today we're shooting
at home again.
389
00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:11,338
Without me.
As today, I'm retiring.
390
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:21,473
Is there any way for me
to convince you otherwise?
391
00:53:22,057 --> 00:53:23,100
No.
392
00:53:26,353 --> 00:53:29,273
The kids bother me. I can't do
such stuff in the kindergarten.
393
00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:32,693
I fully understand you.
394
00:53:34,778 --> 00:53:37,614
But, in that case
between you and the kids,
395
00:53:37,739 --> 00:53:41,034
I must choose kids. They're
my specialty, my whole life.
396
00:53:42,286 --> 00:53:45,956
It's my fault. I thought you'd
be better if you didn't know...
397
00:53:47,624 --> 00:53:51,295
If I had known from the start,
I'd only have declined sooner.
398
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,425
What did you say,
kindergarten?
399
00:53:58,177 --> 00:54:00,637
That's a good term.
400
00:54:03,265 --> 00:54:06,643
This whole fucking country is
one big shitty kindergarten.
401
00:54:08,437 --> 00:54:10,856
A bunch of kids
discarded by their parents.
402
00:54:11,523 --> 00:54:13,901
Do you know
what it feels like?
403
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:17,446
Your whole life you're
compelled to prove
404
00:54:17,571 --> 00:54:20,532
that you're able
to take care of yourself.
405
00:54:21,575 --> 00:54:24,495
To prove that you
can shit, eat, fuck
406
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:26,830
drink, bleed, earn money...
407
00:54:27,122 --> 00:54:30,876
do whatever it takes
to survive, until you die
408
00:54:33,212 --> 00:54:36,965
Would you believe m
if I told you that me and
409
00:54:37,257 --> 00:54:41,386
this wonderful family, that
you're so anxious to leave
410
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:46,433
are the only warrant of
this nation's survival?
411
00:54:48,310 --> 00:54:52,397
We are the backbone
of this country's economy.
412
00:54:53,273 --> 00:54:57,152
Only we can prove that
this nation is alive
413
00:54:58,237 --> 00:55:01,031
and useful for anything.
414
00:55:04,785 --> 00:55:08,455
I can see that you're insane,
I need no proof for that
415
00:55:09,164 --> 00:55:12,292
Just tell me, how does it
all connect to pornography?
416
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,515
No, Milos, no, no!
417
00:55:24,179 --> 00:55:27,558
Not pornography,
but life itself!
418
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,894
That's life of a victim.
419
00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:34,702
Love, art, blood...
420
00:55:36,525 --> 00:55:39,444
Flesh and soul of a victim.
421
00:55:39,987 --> 00:55:43,761
Transmitted live to the
world who has lost all that
422
00:55:44,408 --> 00:55:47,578
and now is paying
to watch that
423
00:55:47,661 --> 00:55:50,902
from the comfort
of an armchair.
424
00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:54,501
I have no doubt
that it sells well
425
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:57,171
based on the sum
you offered me.
426
00:55:58,192 --> 00:56:01,029
Victim sells, Milos.
427
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,910
Victim is the priciest
sell in this world.
428
00:56:08,682 --> 00:56:12,352
The victim feels the most
and suffers the best.
429
00:56:13,395 --> 00:56:15,856
We are victim, Milos.
430
00:56:16,023 --> 00:56:19,172
You, me, this whole
nation is a victim.
431
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,945
We're just too retarded.
432
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,365
And I won't be
a victim because of that.
433
00:56:27,326 --> 00:56:28,577
But Milos...
434
00:56:28,827 --> 00:56:31,705
you're the only one in this
film who is not a victim!
435
00:56:33,832 --> 00:56:34,917
Is that so?
436
00:56:40,339 --> 00:56:42,216
Allow me,
as your shepherd
437
00:56:42,299 --> 00:56:44,551
to show you
the power of a real victim.
438
00:59:09,321 --> 00:59:13,075
Can it be that you
don't get it?
439
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,328
This is a new genre, Milos!
440
00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:20,457
Newborn porn!
441
00:59:21,917 --> 00:59:23,669
Newborn!
442
00:59:37,891 --> 00:59:41,687
<i>...so that tomorrow,
on 18th of May...</i>
443
00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:45,566
<i>...you'll witness a new Serbian
jet-set extravagance...</i>
444
01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,923
<i>Mobile user is not
available at the moment...</i>
445
01:03:05,808 --> 01:03:08,268
<i>Mobile user is not
available at the moment...</i>
446
01:05:24,947 --> 01:05:26,990
If you only
knew how easily
447
01:05:27,074 --> 01:05:29,409
cattle aphrodisiac
is diluited in whiskey.
448
01:05:29,535 --> 01:05:32,496
Actually, rye doesn't kill
sexual desire at all, right?
449
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,584
Viagra for bulls!
450
01:05:37,709 --> 01:05:41,463
A special recipe concocted
by our sexy doctor who is
451
01:05:41,672 --> 01:05:44,758
so fond of speed that
she puts it into coffee, too.
452
01:05:45,384 --> 01:05:46,844
Can he follow
my words?
453
01:05:49,263 --> 01:05:50,722
Now, that's our stud!
454
01:05:51,849 --> 01:05:53,308
Look at him, look at him!
455
01:05:54,059 --> 01:05:55,498
Bravo, bravo!
456
01:06:44,109 --> 01:06:46,862
<i>She's a dirty junky cunt!</i>
457
01:06:46,945 --> 01:06:49,615
<i>She destroyed her child,
daughter of a war hero!</i>
458
01:06:49,698 --> 01:06:53,827
<i>Sweet little Jeca watched
her mother fuck the junky bums.</i>
459
01:06:53,911 --> 01:06:57,581
<i>She is scum.
Hit the whore! Hit the bitch!</i>
460
01:07:01,376 --> 01:07:03,587
Yeah, you bitch!
461
01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,132
<i>Yes, that's one
of the bitch-mothers</i>
462
01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:09,510
<i>who conceive
babies in lust</i>
463
01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:11,595
<i>and than throw
them into a river.</i>
464
01:07:11,678 --> 01:07:13,534
<i>The lustful
brood of wenches</i>
465
01:07:13,743 --> 01:07:16,058
<i>with endless
gashes in them.</i>
466
01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:28,403
<i>Imagine she were
your son's mother.</i>
467
01:07:28,529 --> 01:07:31,281
<i>Imagine her turning Petar
into a dog-fucker's bitch!</i>
468
01:07:32,074 --> 01:07:33,867
<i>Imagine that, Milos!</i>
469
01:07:37,079 --> 01:07:38,997
<i>Strike her, hit her!</i>
470
01:07:58,183 --> 01:08:00,269
<i>That's it!
Bravo!</i>
471
01:08:01,103 --> 01:08:04,189
<i>The unique magic of
rigor mortis!</i>
472
01:10:43,056 --> 01:10:46,059
<i>That's right, make it right.</i>
473
01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:51,148
<i>Fucking cell!</i>
474
01:10:55,330 --> 01:10:57,196
<i>What?</i>
475
01:10:58,530 --> 01:11:02,201
<i>Never mind, he'll come to me.
Don't worry, he will.</i>
476
01:11:04,995 --> 01:11:08,665
<i>Fucking hell.
OK, run now.</i>
477
01:11:33,482 --> 01:11:35,651
<i>This one is on me.</i>
478
01:12:11,937 --> 01:12:14,356
<i>Now you ruined it all.
You've destroyed the project.</i>
479
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:16,024
<i>I did what? How?</i>
480
01:12:16,150 --> 01:12:19,570
<i>You could've drugged any of
your apes to fuck like insane.</i>
481
01:12:19,695 --> 01:12:23,991
<i>You had Milos. Now you don't.
Now he's a headless dick.</i>
482
01:12:25,117 --> 01:12:27,744
<i>If only you sliced, say,
his son's ear</i>
483
01:12:27,870 --> 01:12:30,497
<i>he'd be his old self again!</i>
484
01:12:31,123 --> 01:12:34,460
<i>He'd fuck God in the ass
at your command!</i>
485
01:12:34,668 --> 01:12:39,381
<i>Instead, you take a genius and
fill him with a fuck-dope.</i>
486
01:12:40,299 --> 01:12:43,177
<i>You're cheap,
just like everyone else.</i>
487
01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:45,888
<i>Fear is bad.
It's a downer.</i>
488
01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:50,350
<i>He needs to rise high. To feel
the ecstasy of a free fuck.</i>
489
01:12:50,517 --> 01:12:53,479
<i>When he feels it,
he'll forget all</i>
490
01:12:53,604 --> 01:12:56,482
<i>including his wife,
son, mother...</i>
491
01:12:57,566 --> 01:13:00,611
<i>What do you know
about free fuck?</i>
492
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:04,448
<i>What do you
know of ecstasy?</i>
493
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:07,993
<i>This is no art.
You're no longer an artist!</i>
494
01:13:09,411 --> 01:13:11,997
<i>I'm not working
for you anymore.</i>
495
01:13:12,122 --> 01:13:14,875
<i>Nor is Milos.
I'm taking him home.</i>
496
01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:45,484
Get away from me!
497
01:15:55,911 --> 01:16:00,707
<i>God itself brought you, son.
God sent you to deliver us...</i>
498
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:06,004
God itself brought you, son.
God sent you to deliver us...
499
01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:10,008
from that whore,
may she rest in peace,
500
01:16:11,885 --> 01:16:16,682
She was a shame
to our house.
501
01:16:17,474 --> 01:16:23,230
Raiko was a great warrior,
but had a poor taste in women.
502
01:16:25,149 --> 01:16:30,821
Since he was killed, this house
rots with no male to govern it.
503
01:16:32,072 --> 01:16:38,078
That's why God sent you as
our savior from all worry.
504
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:50,924
There's not only house, but a
daughter to take care of, too.
505
01:16:53,552 --> 01:16:58,557
Our poor Jeca
became an orphan.
506
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:02,978
My Alice in Wonderland.
507
01:17:04,021 --> 01:17:08,066
Raiko was killed just
when he was supposed to
508
01:17:08,317 --> 01:17:12,446
prove to Jeca that
he's not only a father,
509
01:17:12,571 --> 01:17:16,408
but a man as well.
You came instead of him.
510
01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:22,581
You'll have the honor
of giving her
511
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:26,794
a virgin's communion.
To make her a woman.
512
01:17:29,004 --> 01:17:33,383
Like my late father
did with me.
513
01:17:44,394 --> 01:17:47,940
Come on, come on...
514
01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:53,612
Now!
515
01:18:06,959 --> 01:18:09,211
I'm gonna cut it off,
you motherfuckers!
516
01:18:09,461 --> 01:18:10,963
No, Milos, no...
517
01:18:22,766 --> 01:18:24,476
<i>Our film jumped
through the window!</i>
518
01:18:24,726 --> 01:18:26,436
<i>What are you waiting
for? After him!</i>
519
01:21:02,801 --> 01:21:07,264
Marko, it's me. Come for me.
<i>Milos, what's wrong?</i>
520
01:21:07,347 --> 01:21:11,518
<i>Where are you?</i>
I'm in the Celopecka street, no 7.
521
01:21:11,602 --> 01:21:13,979
<i>Milos!</i>
522
01:21:49,056 --> 01:21:52,726
Hey, baby, where
you headin' for?
523
01:21:53,101 --> 01:21:56,688
Out naked, but
won't take a dick?
524
01:21:58,607 --> 01:22:01,777
Be polite,
the girl is underage.
525
01:22:03,237 --> 01:22:05,948
So what if
I am underage?
526
01:22:12,329 --> 01:22:13,997
Look at this jerk!
527
01:22:38,147 --> 01:22:40,607
No, Rasa, don't.
528
01:22:48,323 --> 01:22:51,410
<i>Rare kind of Monks
put seven adult he-goats</i>
529
01:22:51,493 --> 01:22:53,829
<i>into a shed
during summer.</i>
530
01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:57,666
<i>They leave them
for a month</i>
531
01:22:57,749 --> 01:23:00,836
<i>until their balls
are like melons.</i>
532
01:23:01,295 --> 01:23:05,466
<i>When they get too hot,
they start fucking one another.</i>
533
01:23:08,594 --> 01:23:09,678
<i>The monks take the dried
bloody cum off their balls</i>
534
01:23:10,095 --> 01:23:12,639
<i>and mix it with milk.</i>
535
01:23:14,391 --> 01:23:19,188
<i>It makes the finest
bread spread there is.</i>
536
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:25,235
<i>You're a he-goat, Milos.
I'm your monk.</i>
537
01:23:26,653 --> 01:23:29,364
Don't worry, my child.
538
01:23:34,244 --> 01:23:36,872
My he-goat.
539
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:44,171
I'll provide a
fitting end for you.
540
01:26:56,947 --> 01:27:00,826
Welcome to a
warm family home.
541
01:29:55,667 --> 01:29:59,922
A real, happy
Serbian family.
542
01:30:02,758 --> 01:30:04,176
Life...
543
01:30:05,886 --> 01:30:07,304
Art.
544
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:40,355
That's it, Milos.
That's the cinema.
545
01:32:56,849 --> 01:32:58,976
That's film!
546
01:33:13,323 --> 01:33:14,825
Get away from me!
547
01:37:01,093 --> 01:37:08,433
<i>In a winter night
way up the hill</i>
548
01:37:11,311 --> 01:37:16,942
<i>A creek was frozen
and covered by the snow.</i>
549
01:39:42,296 --> 01:39:43,922
Come on.
550
01:39:48,260 --> 01:39:50,345
Start with the little one.
551
01:40:00,606 --> 01:40:03,400
DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER
552
01:40:04,401 --> 01:40:07,196
WRITERS
553
01:40:07,905 --> 01:40:10,157
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
554
01:40:10,741 --> 01:40:12,993
PRODUCTION DESIGNERS
555
01:40:13,660 --> 01:40:15,913
EDITOR
556
01:40:16,663 --> 01:40:18,916
MUSIC COMPOSER
557
01:40:19,875 --> 01:40:22,127
A SERBIAN FILM
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