Уличный кот по кличке Боб. A Street Cat Named Bob 2016 . Субтитры к фильму на русском языке.

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cheers, mate.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Elvis. You've seen D?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not looking for D.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You on the dollies again?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you see a welcome sign
over my head?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go away, Baz.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Brass monkeys, man.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are you crashing tonight?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, seriously. You've seen D?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously, I'm on the script.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it this time.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, who doesn't?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, tell D I'm looking for him, yeah?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">3 quid, mate.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">82...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...4, 6, 8, 10...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're short.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all I've got.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's 3 quid, mate.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I've barely eaten all day.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's 3 quid.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can you let me off 9p?
- No!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, I'll tell you what.
I'll play you a little song, yeah?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about that?
Play you a little song...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and you let me off 9p, okay?
All right.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thanks, mate. That's great.
- Don't come back.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
- Don't want you here. Go on!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right! Okay, I'm going.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks a lot.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get out of here!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, sorry.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, Elvis. Get in.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Whose is it?
- The bloke who forgot to lock it.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I found D.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have some.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
No, no, no.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's nice, that's nice.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You don't have to do this.
- Yes, I do. You're late.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Who are these?
- I don't know. It's your car!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long have they been here? Hey!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing in my car?
You didn't knock on the door?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Why should I?
- James.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">James!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">James! James, come on, wake up.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't do this! Not now!
- Did you see them get in?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Do I look like a genie?
- From a certain angle.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! What? Come back here!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Get after him, will you? Hey.
- This isn't Batman and Robin, you know.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey.
- Pay for the ticket and move.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up. You're in my car. Hey.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, he's...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's not moving.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did they bring my guitar?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice to see you, too.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, I'm not exactly myself
this morning.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a matter of opinion.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- They brought it to me.
- To you?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, it isn't our first time
at this circus, is it?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know I made a mistake.
I messed up.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tell me something I haven't
already heard 20 times today.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I prefer the sound of silence
to bullshit.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you feel?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like death.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at me, I'm...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's horrible.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Turns out you've also got hepatitis.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Congratulations.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ever wonder why you see so many
old alkies, never junkies?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're all full of good news
this morning, aren't you?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't mix heroin with methadone.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You OD. You know this stuff.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- Do it again, and you'll probably die.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. Look, I...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sorry...
- Silence over bullshit.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll see you when you're discharged.
- Yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Did you nick an orderly's uniform?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I didn't nick it.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">A nurse gave it to me
because they lost my T-shirt.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know the drill. Sign that one...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and take that one to the chemist
every day for your methadone.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Check in with me every 2 weeks.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And addicts who stop the methadone
and go back to heroin...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...have a higher percentage of ODing.
- Of ODing. Yeah, I know this already.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my job to tell you.
Fall off methadone...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and it's more likely you'll OD
the next time you do heroin.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you could well die.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is there anyone I can call?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Any relative anywhere?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm kind of solo these days.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No word from your dad?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or mum?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Get lost."</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I guess that's two words.
- Here you go.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna play something for me?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna hear me sing?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you any good?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you are, mate.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, get moving.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, on your way.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wouldn't be begging you
if it wasn't a special case.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Special?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got 3 single mums
waiting for a spot.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a sweet old pensioner
getting kicked out of his son's house.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">They all need emergency housing.
They're all special.</font>

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00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please.</font>

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00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's so special about a drug addict?
Why this one?</font>

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00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,338
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>

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00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every now and then, one comes along...</font>

118
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,727
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and you just know
they have it in them to be clean.</font>

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00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think this is his last shot.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">He really wants to be clean,
but he's got nothing.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No support system at all.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I have to get him off the street,
or I'm gonna lose him.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. I'm not giving a spot to a user.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's in the program.
- He falls off methadone, he's out.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Period.
- He won't.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hope.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, everybody.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, then. Albert, this side.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Val?
- Hey. Come in.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Welcome home.</font>

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00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You okay?
- Yeah.</font>

132
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was a little bit stuffy,
so I just opened a window.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hot water.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I've gotta run.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Keys.
- Right, yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Val, I...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're welcome.</font>

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00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I put some cereal in the kitchen
and milk in the fridge.</font>

139
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what to say.</font>

140
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say you're gonna stay in the program
and you won't miss our next meeting.</font>

141
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I promise. I promise you.</font>

142
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cross my heart, hope to die.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you out.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoever's there, you better leave!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it!</font>

147
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a weapon here!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm seriously armed!</font>

149
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was you making all that noise?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you get...</font>

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00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see.</font>

152
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,818
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a thief, are you?</font>

153
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stealing all my corn flakes?</font>

154
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, are you friendly?</font>

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00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,546
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Guess that answers that.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Come on. This way.</font>

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00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>

158
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,886
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're better with
a bit of milk, actually.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna get this out.</font>

160
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not a very good thief,
by the way.</font>

161
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Next time, try and be a bit quieter.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the trick, I hear.
Come on.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Up you come. Look.</font>

164
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.</font>

165
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's gonna be a family
worried about you.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You'd better go home now.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This way.</font>

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00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. But I think it's time,
you'd better go home.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, no, this way. There you go.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on. Go out there.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it. Go on.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, don't look at me like that, okay?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, then.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">One night, okay?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then I'm gonna
take you back to your owner.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, deal?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you in the morning, okay?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Over there?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me.</font>

182
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you lose a cat?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it there?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No?</font>

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00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,539
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me?</font>

186
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you lose a cat?</font>

187
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>

188
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a little ginger cat down here,
if anyone's looking for it.</font>

189
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>

190
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,423
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what number life are you on?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Apparently, I'm on my ninth.</font>

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00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, did anybody lose a cat?</font>

193
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Get out of here! Go away!
- Thanks.</font>

194
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

195
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>

196
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Someone will come looking for you.</font>

197
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,027
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take care of yourself.</font>

198
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

199
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,366
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Methadone, right?</font>

200
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, mate.</font>

201
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not you again. Oi!</font>

202
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,042
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on, on your way.
- Don't do this, mate.</font>

203
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,253
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know the rules.
You're causing an obstruction.</font>

204
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just trying to make a living here.
I'm not in anyone's way.</font>

205
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,046
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's an health and safety issue.</font>

206
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,385
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you stand there,
you're obstructing the exit.</font>

207
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,300
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, if you stand there, you are.</font>

208
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- One toot on this, they'll haul you away.
- Right.</font>

209
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,015
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- If it was up to me, I'd arrest the lot of you.
- I'm sure you would.</font>

210
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,185
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Flippin' vermin.
As if we haven't got enough to do.</font>

211
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,941
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad? Dad.</font>

212
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?</font>

213
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,697
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're...</font>

214
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A little bit of shopping. This and that.</font>

215
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,665
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, yeah.
- You good?</font>

216
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. I've stopped using.</font>

217
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,538
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm in the program.
- Again?</font>

218
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It won't be like last time.</font>

219
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I've got my own flat now, and everything.
- Jack.</font>

220
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You remember Hilary.
- Hi.</font>

221
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're late, darling.
I'm sorry, we've got to...</font>

222
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We were just chatting
about Christmas, actually.</font>

223
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Family and all that. Coming together.</font>

224
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,775
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Christmas dinner. Right, Dad?</font>

225
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I wish we'd known.
Unfortunately, our table's full.</font>

226
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,485
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Always room
for one more at Christmas. Right?</font>

227
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,946
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't you think, darling?
Maybe one more would...</font>

228
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, in our house?
We'll have children there.</font>

229
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's that supposed to mean?
- Jack, we're late. Come on.</font>

230
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not contagious, you know.</font>

231
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take this.</font>

232
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,725
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, I don't want your money.
- Here.</font>

233
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,503
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe...</font>

234
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,464
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe New Year's, okay?</font>

235
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Darling. Hold up.</font>

236
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,464
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, wait up.</font>

237
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:21,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

238
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:31,892
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mate.</font>

239
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, boy.</font>

240
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.</font>

241
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're hurt.</font>

242
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,161
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What have you been doing today?</font>

243
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you been in a fight?</font>

244
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,621
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it okay if I take you
and try and find your owner?</font>

245
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,209
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that okay?</font>

246
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,211
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.</font>

247
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,262
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, down here?</font>

248
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me.
Do you know whose cat this is?</font>

249
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, I have a hurt cat here.</font>

250
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's you, with the dogs.</font>

251
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, it's just in there.</font>

252
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did you do to it?</font>

253
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me? I didn't do anything.
I just found him over there.</font>

254
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't just stand there.</font>

255
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all right.</font>

256
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,261
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's okay, it's okay.
- There you go.</font>

257
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There we go.</font>

258
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,022
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, it might be purulent.</font>

259
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,942
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It might be what?
- The wound.</font>

260
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,102
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He needs antibiotics before it's infected.</font>

261
00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:00,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe they can glue it together.
He needs a vet.</font>

262
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,532
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That sounds expensive.</font>

263
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you put a price on love?</font>

264
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. He's not my cat.</font>

265
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just found him.
I think he's a stray or...</font>

266
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't know.
- Well...</font>

267
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,580
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He is telling me
he was put here to be with you.</font>

268
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Reading his spirit loud and clear.</font>

269
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,005
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He came to you for a reason.</font>

270
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,965
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really? You're sensing that?</font>

271
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course not. What do I look like,
some kind of nut?</font>

272
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's a card there
for the vet that I volunteer at.</font>

273
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a charity.</font>

274
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,104
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Tell them Betty sent you.
- Okay, thanks.</font>

275
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you are?</font>

276
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me? I'm James.</font>

277
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James Bowen.</font>

278
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't believe in last names.
Patriarchal burdens.</font>

279
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I gotta go. I've got dogs to walk.</font>

280
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, yeah.</font>

281
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,285
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, mate. It's all right.</font>

282
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,081
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Allergic. Animals.</font>

283
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,249
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Ironic, huh?
- Yeah.</font>

284
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You should go.</font>

285
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,052
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bacteria's multiplying by the second...</font>

286
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,884
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and Bob needs a vet.</font>

287
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,172
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob?</font>

288
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what he told me
he wants you to call him.</font>

289
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.
He's not actually my cat, you know.</font>

290
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mine, yours.
We all belong to each other.</font>

291
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See you, Bob!</font>

292
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was nice to meet you.</font>

293
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a bit of an attention hog.</font>

294
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,563
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know that, Bob?</font>

295
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. I got you.</font>

296
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,215
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi there.</font>

297
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just found this cat,
and he's hurt himself.</font>

298
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A stray?</font>

299
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>

300
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:55,055
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you asking us to put him down?
- What? No.</font>

301
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,064
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how many stray cats
are in London? It's an epidemic.</font>

302
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, he's got a name. It's Bob.</font>

303
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And the wound, it's purulent.</font>

304
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:04,897
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take a number.</font>

305
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,825
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's gonna be a long wait.</font>

306
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've gotta be somewhere.</font>

307
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,245
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't I drop him off and come back?</font>

308
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,202
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Does this look like a dry-cleaner's?</font>

309
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay.</font>

310
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,049
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, it's okay.</font>

311
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.</font>

312
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look. It's a rabbit.</font>

313
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,812
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>

314
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't look at the rabbit.
The rabbit's not for dinner, okay?</font>

315
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't worry about him, Bob.
It's okay.</font>

316
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, look, it's the month of the cat.</font>

317
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

318
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,967
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the kind of hat for you, isn't it?</font>

319
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,100
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at Tiffany. She looks cute.</font>

320
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's that? Look at that one.</font>

321
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Lucky. Look at Lucky.</font>

322
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Doesn't look so lucky, does he?</font>

323
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,025
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've missed my appointment.
Val's gonna kill me.</font>

324
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,818
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't miss rush-hour busking.
I've gotta go, all right?</font>

325
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll have to come back tomorrow.</font>

326
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Number 62 is up.</font>

327
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. It's okay.</font>

328
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,129
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi.</font>

329
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He did great.
- You okay?</font>

330
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah? Come on, then, mister.
In you get.</font>

331
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's it. Good boy.
- Okay.</font>

332
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You get your pills from the front desk.
- Okay.</font>

333
00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">22 pounds.</font>

334
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought she said
this place was free.</font>

335
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,975
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not the drugs.</font>

336
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, mate.</font>

337
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:09,813
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hang on.</font>

338
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,610
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's all I've got.
Come on, he's really sick.</font>

339
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, wait.</font>

340
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,623
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is my food money for the next week.
- It's up to you.</font>

341
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. Come on, Bob.</font>

342
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:35,097
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Time for your medicine.
This is gonna make you feel better.</font>

343
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, what's that? Yeah, exactly.</font>

344
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, ready?</font>

345
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Open wide.</font>

346
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no, no. Come here.</font>

347
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:48,061
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, look.
Yeah. Just down the hatch, mate.</font>

348
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi. Come back here, mister.</font>

349
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here.</font>

350
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:55,735
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here, oi. Hey.</font>

351
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Bob.</font>

352
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,243
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

353
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. Okay.</font>

354
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,378
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Treat.</font>

355
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, mister.</font>

356
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,967
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's try this again.</font>

357
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:23,854
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Twice a day for 2 weeks, they said.</font>

358
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,889
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, come here.</font>

359
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

360
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,730
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no. Stay here, stay here.</font>

361
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay here. Bob, Bob, Bob.</font>

362
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,903
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi! Come here, come here.</font>

363
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, come here.</font>

364
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,611
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, what's that?
What's that? What's that?</font>

365
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,620
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that? What's that?</font>

366
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,780
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

367
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all right, mate. It's okay.</font>

368
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

369
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,497
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I swear he wasn't like this earlier.</font>

370
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,257
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I've had practice.</font>

371
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did they tell you to bring him back
in a couple of weeks?</font>

372
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,930
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that'll be a good time
to get him snipped.</font>

373
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- "Snipped"?
- Yeah, the man parts.</font>

374
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- But, I mean...
- Please, it isn't a big deal.</font>

375
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's easy for you to say.
Besides, he's not even mine.</font>

376
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">An intact male alone on the streets,
it's the worst life imaginable.</font>

377
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,569
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They fight for food,
they fight for territory.</font>

378
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't need to imagine that, do we?</font>

379
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't give him a home,
at least give him a chance to stay alive.</font>

380
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, ordinarily, I don't touch meat...</font>

381
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but Bob's gonna need some protein.</font>

382
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:30,375
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you do?
How did you end up here?</font>

383
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,586
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Me?
- Well, I know what he does.</font>

384
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What have you got there?
- Allergy pill.</font>

385
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. I thought...</font>

386
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,384
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Otherwise, I am 100 percent anti-drug.</font>

387
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Lot of addicts in here.</font>

388
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I steer clear.</font>

389
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:47,350
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what do you do?
How did you end up here?</font>

390
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,765
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a musician.</font>

391
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,524
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I write songs and play.
- Yeah?</font>

392
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't exactly been discovered yet...</font>

393
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,939
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I just moved in here, which is good.</font>

394
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,732
<font face="Comic Sans MS">From... Australia.</font>

395
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've actually been back a while.</font>

396
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:07,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been sort of in between places,
I guess you could say.</font>

397
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:11,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But no, I got taken out there when
I was a kid when my parents split up.</font>

398
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,123
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And my mum took me out there,
and Dad stayed here.</font>

399
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He had his business to run...</font>

400
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...and didn't like flying, apparently.
- And you?</font>

401
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,347
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well...</font>

402
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,518
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...she bought me a kitten, actually.</font>

403
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, kitten. Kitten, Dad.</font>

404
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,022
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You must have missed him.</font>

405
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad?</font>

406
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,143
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a long story.</font>

407
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Long story, eh?</font>

408
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,732
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Val, I'm so sorry I missed our time.</font>

409
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,617
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honestly, I tried to get there.
There were things...</font>

410
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:45,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There was this cat, right?
- We have an agreement.</font>

411
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You miss your appointment, you're out.
- And I met this girl, Betty.</font>

412
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:52,961
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm waiting for the part that explains
why you missed our appointment.</font>

413
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:54,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that blood on your coat?</font>

414
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Must be Bob's.
- Who's Bob?</font>

415
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob's my cat I'm telling you about.</font>

416
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, not really mine.</font>

417
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,138
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Betty's?
- No.</font>

418
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,181
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Betty's allergic.</font>

419
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But she told me to take him to the vet.</font>

420
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You seem a little rattled.</font>

421
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm trying to explain to you
why I missed our appointment.</font>

422
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob was hurt. He needed a vet.</font>

423
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It took forever.
- How'd you pay for the vet?</font>

424
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad gave me some money.</font>

425
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You saw your dad?</font>

426
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,034
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Bumped into him.</font>

427
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,617
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It didn't go very well.</font>

428
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This Betty...</font>

429
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...does she use?</font>

430
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

431
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I put myself on the line for you.</font>

432
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,214
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I know.
- Did you tell her you're in the program?</font>

433
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I told her I was a musician.
- So you didn't tell her the truth.</font>

434
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well...</font>

435
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...you've covered a lot of ground
since I last saw you.</font>

436
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:53,063
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't take on too much too fast.
- Because I'm an emotional wreck?</font>

437
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because feelings
aren't an addict's friend.</font>

438
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bad, good, any feelings.</font>

439
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,570
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When was the last time
you were totally sober?</font>

440
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No weed, no brown, nothing.</font>

441
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When my parents split up, and I was...</font>

442
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You just couldn't deal with
your emotions.</font>

443
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,621
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Emotions are still dangerous.</font>

444
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,284
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's baby steps, James.</font>

445
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not ready for a relationship.</font>

446
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,420
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Another one?</font>

447
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna go up high?
Wanna go up high?</font>

448
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, Bob.</font>

449
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,050
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

450
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:14,344
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've got your strength back.</font>

451
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,651
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>

452
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here he is.</font>

453
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at your collar.</font>

454
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you. You're like
Shakespeare or something.</font>

455
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,578
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a little drowsy,
but the castration went well.</font>

456
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,364
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, don't even say the word.</font>

457
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think he understands English.</font>

458
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go.</font>

459
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:40,128
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. Does he hurt down there?</font>

460
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:41,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You big wally.</font>

461
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:44,041
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know how many cats
we castrate every...</font>

462
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,459
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Perform the procedure on?</font>

463
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He won't even remember.
Will you, Bob?</font>

464
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,172
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I don't know about that.</font>

465
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,138
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I was thinking, is he too thin?</font>

466
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're keeping him, aren't you?</font>

467
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I'd like to...</font>

468
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,854
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I can't. It wouldn't
be fair to him, would it?</font>

469
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Keep him cooped up all day?</font>

470
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a street cat.</font>

471
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,690
<font face="Comic Sans MS">His weight's fine.
He should be good to go in a week.</font>

472
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,282
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

473
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,986
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

474
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,667
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi. I know, I know.</font>

475
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,462
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, don't look at me like that.</font>

476
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's for your own good.</font>

477
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:29,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey. It wasn't my idea.
You can take it up with Betty.</font>

478
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:31,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, look.</font>

479
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll take that off if you promise
not to lick the stitches.</font>

480
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay?</font>

481
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. No, it's okay.</font>

482
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,940
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, you hold still there, okay?</font>

483
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Bob.</font>

484
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,735
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me just take this off.
Okay, that's it.</font>

485
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:49,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is a good boy.
Okay, here we go. There you go.</font>

486
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, look at this.</font>

487
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

488
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See, there you go.</font>

489
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm your hero now.</font>

490
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,498
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wait till you realize
you've got no bits left.</font>

491
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,569
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Morning, mate.</font>

492
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no, Bob!</font>

493
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Bob, Bob. No.</font>

494
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,132
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Naughty.</font>

495
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do I not feed you enough?</font>

496
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,809
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You only eat what I give you, yeah?</font>

497
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not the neighbors.</font>

498
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,184
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you...</font>

499
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,940
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...don't come back.</font>

500
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:14,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, look, Bob. Bob.
I've gotta go to work, all right?</font>

501
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't take care of you.</font>

502
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wish I could...</font>

503
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,344
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I can't.</font>

504
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at the big world out there
waiting for you.</font>

505
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,850
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go and explore it.</font>

506
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,935
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it. Good boy.</font>

507
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,444
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So long, Bob.</font>

508
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on. This is silly now.</font>

509
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:53,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did I just say?
You're gonna get yourself run over.</font>

510
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,584
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, it's not safe out here.</font>

511
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,469
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it.
You can't come with me.</font>

512
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously, you'd be surprised
how much he understands.</font>

513
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,134
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob.</font>

514
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,302
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, go back to the grass.</font>

515
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on. Good boy.</font>

516
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,850
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

517
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,368
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Darling, look.</font>

518
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:43,223
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing here?
Hey, no, don't go over there.</font>

519
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,009
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's not even my cat.
He's just followed me onto the bus.</font>

520
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:47,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Haven't you, eh?</font>

521
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:52,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Isn't he lovely?
- Is it okay that he's on here?</font>

522
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't know. Have you paid for him?
- 2 for 1?</font>

523
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,734
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, do you wanna go up here?</font>

524
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>

525
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a good view.</font>

526
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,654
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

527
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,662
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing,
following me into town, hey?</font>

528
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob, look.</font>

529
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at those, eh?</font>

530
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:24,301
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're a lion. You're a lion.</font>

531
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

532
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They've got nothing on you, mate.</font>

533
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Here. Would this help, love?
- That's perfect.</font>

534
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's good. It's a bit thicker.
- Yeah.</font>

535
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Not too tight, now.
- No, I know.</font>

536
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:44,614
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just if he gets spooked in town.
I don't want him to run off.</font>

537
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,653
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's not actually mine. He's a stray.</font>

538
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He doesn't look like a stray to me.
- Yeah, I know.</font>

539
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

540
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,726
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.
Come on, Bob. This way.</font>

541
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We won't make any money here, mate.
Come on, this way.</font>

542
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:14,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

543
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:16,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">On we go.</font>

544
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:18,768
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Bob, Bob!</font>

545
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry.</font>

546
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy. That's enough shopping
for one day.</font>

547
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Come on.</font>

548
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

549
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:32,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll tell you what.
You jump up here, okay?</font>

550
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We haven't got all day. Come on.</font>

551
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,250
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

552
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:39,539
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that better up there?</font>

553
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,462
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Covent Garden.</font>

554
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You okay, Bob?</font>

555
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,048
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at his cat!</font>

556
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I could eat you up!
- She doesn't mean it.</font>

557
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:51,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's gorgeous.</font>

558
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,387
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

559
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:56,564
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.
I'd like to see you do that.</font>

560
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey!
- Hi.</font>

561
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,476
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I have a photo?
- Yeah, okay. Sure.</font>

562
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say cheese, Bob.</font>

563
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right?
- Thanks!</font>

564
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're quite the little party piece,
aren't you?</font>

565
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,243
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, it's so cute!</font>

566
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:18,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a cat!</font>

567
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:19,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi.</font>

568
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,460
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wanna say hello?</font>

569
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:25,506
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're playing now over there
so if you wanna come and watch, then...</font>

570
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:26,965
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You want to?
- Yeah!</font>

571
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good work, getting the punters in.</font>

572
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">High-5. Hey, high-5.</font>

573
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,614
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know what just happened?</font>

574
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at this!</font>

575
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,411
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are a wonderful little being,
aren't you?</font>

576
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,165
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Got yourself a lovely ginger, all right.</font>

577
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:28,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

578
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had a ginger tom just like him once.</font>

579
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Loved him with all me heart.</font>

580
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:36,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's got a mind of his own.
- That's the point.</font>

581
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,101
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The gingers, got wills like iron,
they have.</font>

582
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mine wouldn't leave my side
till his last breath.</font>

583
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got yourself
a lifelong partner there.</font>

584
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,563
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Better friends than people, they are.</font>

585
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,361
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Believe me.</font>

586
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,782
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that right, Bob? Good boy.</font>

587
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:10,666
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mister.</font>

588
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You have put in a shift today,
haven't you?</font>

589
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:20,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You wanna come again tomorrow?</font>

590
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,220
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The bright lights?</font>

591
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,105
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, look.</font>

592
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,731
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This could be you, Bob.</font>

593
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your name in lights. Look.</font>

594
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:40,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna get some food
when we get home?</font>

595
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dinner is served.</font>

596
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,293
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You played a blinder.</font>

597
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:57,259
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>

598
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:01,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob.</font>

599
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:04,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

600
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,891
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're gonna be a professional
cat-harness wearer now.</font>

601
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you think about that?</font>

602
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:25,541
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, stranger.</font>

603
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,411
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Haven't seen you around.</font>

604
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's with the sign?</font>

605
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going on a march
to free farmed animals.</font>

606
00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:33,962
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Free what?</font>

607
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cows, pigs, chickens.</font>

608
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:36,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Turkeys.</font>

609
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,846
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You want them
just running in the street?</font>

610
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,106
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We want them not to be murdered.
Don't tell me you're a carnivore.</font>

611
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:45,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've never really thought about it.</font>

612
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,934
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, think about it.</font>

613
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every bite you take,
you're eating suffering.</font>

614
00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:52,523
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Living all posh now, huh?</font>

615
00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:53,937
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Off the streets and all?</font>

616
00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:55,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing here?</font>

617
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,862
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought
I'd follow a friendly face.</font>

618
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:01,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought maybe I could
crash with you for a bit, you know.</font>

619
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,284
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Spread the wealth about a bit.</font>

620
00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:07,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hello, kitty.
- Hey! Go away, Baz, all right?</font>

621
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,205
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it.</font>

622
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,624
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, anything.</font>

623
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,255
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had a bit of hard lines, man.</font>

624
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,626
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James, please.</font>

625
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, James.</font>

626
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,504
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you.</font>

627
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:20,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right...</font>

628
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is for food, Baz. All right?
- Promise. Yeah, for food.</font>

629
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:25,810
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please promise me.
- Honestly.</font>

630
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, I promise.
- I mean it.</font>

631
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:31,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You need to
look after yourself, all right?</font>

632
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,985
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please, Baz, just buy some food.
- I promise. I swear.</font>

633
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,190
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And don't come back here, all right?</font>

634
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice cat.</font>

635
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:02,547
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

636
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you very much.</font>

637
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,283
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you. Merry Christmas.
- Brilliant.</font>

638
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:28,573
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- I hope you don't mind...</font>

639
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I got Bob a little something
for Christmas.</font>

640
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that, Bob!
You want a bit of that?</font>

641
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:38,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- And I made him a little something.
- You shouldn't have.</font>

642
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you. Look at that!</font>

643
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I think he likes it.
- Thank you so much.</font>

644
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're an angel.
- I wouldn't go that far.</font>

645
00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:46,928
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't always a little old lady.</font>

646
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:51,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

647
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that, Bob.
You're gonna have that later.</font>

648
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, Betty.</font>

649
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at Bob.</font>

650
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Doctor Who's twin.</font>

651
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:03,858
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Love the scarf.</font>

652
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,618
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. Just got it.
- You all right? You look tired.</font>

653
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,535
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been busy. Or rather, he has.</font>

654
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,745
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been demoted to sidekick.</font>

655
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm starving. Can I cook you dinner?</font>

656
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,203
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything...</font>

657
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...as long as it's tuna.</font>

658
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm level 4. Vegan.</font>

659
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,546
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I have no idea what you just said.
- I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.</font>

660
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't get shadows underwater,
do you?</font>

661
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,059
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about this,
I will cook you dinner.</font>

662
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:31,761
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you give me an hour.</font>

663
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- Yeah?</font>

664
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay. An hour. No more, no less.
- Okay.</font>

665
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,694
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think this is a date, Bob.</font>

666
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,732
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So who did all these paintings?</font>

667
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,026
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Only the most talented painter I know.</font>

668
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:50,413
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Well, that narrows it down.
- Steamed seitan with miso.</font>

669
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:56,043
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Just eat it. It's good for you.
- Yeah.</font>

670
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:59,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm actually painting my flat as well.</font>

671
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe not quite like this, but...</font>

672
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can see.</font>

673
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:09,883
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just bloody bought this.</font>

674
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:12,343
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got some turps in the kitchen
if you want.</font>

675
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>

676
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Painting, buying. Life must be good.</font>

677
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:19,900
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Feels like I'm joining the real world
after all these years, you know?</font>

678
00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:23,442
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Meaning?
- Just...</font>

679
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I said
about my parents splitting up?</font>

680
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,824
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just got moved around a lot and...</font>

681
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:31,408
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You went off the rails a bit?
A little angry, a little wild?</font>

682
00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you could say that.</font>

683
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,289
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, anyway, what about you?</font>

684
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,415
<font face="Comic Sans MS">More wine?</font>

685
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:41,501
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

686
00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:50,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. We need some real food, Bob.
What's it gonna be?</font>

687
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Want some hot dogs?</font>

688
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,806
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No? Okay.</font>

689
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:58,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, so, what do you fancy?</font>

690
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,482
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wild Pacific pink salmon?</font>

691
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,983
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that a yes?
Okay, we'll get one of them.</font>

692
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,446
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What else?</font>

693
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:07,819
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Some tuna?</font>

694
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?</font>

695
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. That's a yes for that as well.</font>

696
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What else?</font>

697
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,491
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Boneless sardines?</font>

698
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,202
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you want that, don't you?</font>

699
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,250
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. That's good.</font>

700
00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:26,338
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Salmon, tuna, sardines. Good to go?</font>

701
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

702
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:33,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We are gonna eat
like kings tomorrow, Bob.</font>

703
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll tell you what.</font>

704
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- We'll get these as well.
- Of course.</font>

705
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:43,977
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like them?</font>

706
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:47,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. They're for Betty.</font>

707
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:49,782
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, Bob.</font>

708
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:00,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>

709
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,415
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>

710
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:13,222
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no. Please. Bob, down.</font>

711
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz. Baz, wake up.</font>

712
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:18,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up, Baz. Wake up!
Come on, wake up.</font>

713
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:21,059
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz? Hello? Wake up.
Can you hear me?</font>

714
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,724
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz. Wake up.
Can somebody call an ambulance?</font>

715
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,564
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Bob, get away from that.</font>

716
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,900
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Baz. Come on.</font>

717
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,441
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up.
Help! Call an ambulance!</font>

718
00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:34,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- They're on the way!
- Baz, listen to me. Come on.</font>

719
00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:35,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James!</font>

720
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,664
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Has he OD'd?
- Yeah.</font>

721
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:40,540
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Have you checked his airways?
- No.</font>

722
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,825
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Help me get him back.</font>

723
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:43,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, come on.</font>

724
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is he breathing?</font>

725
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,169
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz, come on!</font>

726
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,583
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Baz, wake up.</font>

727
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, come on!</font>

728
00:52:55,214 --> 00:52:56,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's OD'd.
- What's his name?</font>

729
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Baz.
- Hello, Baz, can you hear me?</font>

730
00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,978
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You know what he's taken?
- Heroin, heroin.</font>

731
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,765
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How old is he, do you know?</font>

732
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's, like, 20.
- Baz, can you hear me?</font>

733
00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:09,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What have we got,
he's in respiratory arrest.</font>

734
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, Bob. It's okay.</font>

735
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,819
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1, 2, 3, lift.</font>

736
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:15,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Move back, please, move back!</font>

737
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Give us some room.</font>

738
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know a bit about addicts.</font>

739
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was in Sheffield...</font>

740
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,507
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...studying a veterinary course.</font>

741
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My parents didn't call.</font>

742
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They drove up and told me.</font>

743
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My brother was everything to me.</font>

744
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Protector, teacher.</font>

745
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:46,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He was the best painter I ever knew.</font>

746
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,226
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This was your...</font>

747
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your brother's place.</font>

748
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:55,532
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He died right back there
in the bathroom...</font>

749
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:58,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...needle still in his arm.</font>

750
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">28.</font>

751
00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- So why did you...?
- Move in here?</font>

752
00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:07,331
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To be near him.</font>

753
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:11,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He tried...</font>

754
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...so hard, to get clean.</font>

755
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:18,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I guess that
he didn't want it enough.</font>

756
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:23,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or could want it enough.</font>

757
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,892
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But he couldn't do it...</font>

758
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...not even for me.</font>

759
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,569
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought you wanted clean.</font>

760
00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I do. God, of course I do.</font>

761
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:39,409
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why not now?</font>

762
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:42,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm ready to come off the methadone.</font>

763
00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:43,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a process, James.</font>

764
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:45,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my job to manage
the process with you.</font>

765
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm down to 10 ml.</font>

766
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:51,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's revisit this after the holidays.
God knows they're hard enough as it is.</font>

767
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you're doing great.</font>

768
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just... I want...</font>

769
00:54:56,710 --> 00:55:00,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanna be clean.
I want to live a life, you know?</font>

770
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:03,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This kid I knew, Baz...</font>

771
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He...</font>

772
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He OD'd. He died.</font>

773
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I don't wanna go that way.</font>

774
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:13,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

775
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,688
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After the holidays.</font>

776
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,739
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?</font>

777
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:22,490
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I've got another appointment.</font>

778
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:24,363
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

779
00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,282
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, no.</font>

780
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

781
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:32,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What are you doing for Christmas?
- Betty said she'd spend it with me...</font>

782
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:35,667
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...as long as I didn't mention the words
"Christmas" or "merry" in any order.</font>

783
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:36,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My kind of girl.</font>

784
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,469
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ho, ho, ho, Happy Cats-mas!</font>

785
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's all this?
- Happy Cats-mas, Bob.</font>

786
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS">New girlfriend for you.
This is Bobina.</font>

787
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's not impressed.
- Sorry.</font>

788
00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,780
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He will. Just playing hard to get.
- Don't panic, by the way.</font>

789
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:52,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This isn't a you-know-what tree.
No, it's a lamp tree.</font>

790
00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Taste like turkey?</font>

791
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,574
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Not even vaguely.
- It does!</font>

792
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,406
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Tastes like rubber.
- No, it doesn't!</font>

793
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:06,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's nice, but what I think is
that if you're gonna eat tofu...</font>

794
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:10,201
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...why pretend it's turkey,
or burgers or whatever?</font>

795
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,415
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's like giving tofu
an inferiority complex.</font>

796
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:14,251
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let it be who it wants to be.</font>

797
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I am tofu.</font>

798
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:17,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am inedible."</font>

799
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's not inedible!
- No.</font>

800
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Give it to Bob to try.
- Okay.</font>

801
00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:23,930
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's a better judge than you.
- Bob? What's that?</font>

802
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>

803
00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think we'll take that as a "no."</font>

804
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,188
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love it!</font>

805
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah?
- Thank you.</font>

806
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,700
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, so I'll read this to you, mate.</font>

807
00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:48,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look.</font>

808
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Dear James and Boblet...</font>

809
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,286
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...happy Cat-mas.
Lots of purrs and whiskers.</font>

810
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:54,704
<font face="Comic Sans MS">From Betty."</font>

811
00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:56,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good, right?</font>

812
00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:57,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

813
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:02,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this one of your brother's?</font>

814
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:03,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

815
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's just out...</font>

816
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,682
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, just out there.</font>

817
00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:11,054
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Betty, that is so beautiful.</font>

818
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:00,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

819
00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:02,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No. No, I can't sing.
- Yes you can.</font>

820
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:06,362
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's awful. Horrible.</font>

821
00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

822
00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:13,786
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

823
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. Is it crazy?</font>

824
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, surprising your dad
and his new family on New Year's Eve...</font>

825
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:24,423
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...when they've given no indication
that they want you there?</font>

826
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, when you put it like that...</font>

827
00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:30,341
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But he didn't exactly say
I couldn't come.</font>

828
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, I don't know, things have been
going pretty good lately.</font>

829
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:49,026
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you ever wonder
why people kiss with their lips?</font>

830
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, why not...</font>

831
00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...rub ears like, "I want to hear you."</font>

832
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or wrists, like this.</font>

833
00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:01,898
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you did way too many threes!
And there's not even a 7 on the dice.</font>

834
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:05,061
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You cheated. You have to go back.
- If you cheat, I get an extra card!</font>

835
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:07,321
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's cheating.
You've gotta put that back.</font>

836
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:10,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't you play quietly? Come on.
Have you cleaned your teeth?</font>

837
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:14,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't cheat! That's cheating!
- Oh, come on! For goodness' sake.</font>

838
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,746
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy families, eh, Bob?</font>

839
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, come on. We've got this far.</font>

840
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:21,418
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Girls! Come and clean this up.</font>

841
01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:23,203
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what?</font>

842
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:24,542
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's put you under here.</font>

843
01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:27,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Girls, they'll be here in a minute.
- Two surprise guests...</font>

844
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:30,844
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...might be more than they can handle.
No, come on. Come on.</font>

845
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

846
01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,723
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's the door now. All right!</font>

847
01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy New Year.</font>

848
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:44,648
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>

849
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:47,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you doing? All right?</font>

850
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:48,729
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice house.</font>

851
01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi, kids.
- Girls, you remember your brother.</font>

852
01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:54,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pris, Faith, this is James.</font>

853
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've grown up so much
since I last saw you.</font>

854
01:00:57,112 --> 01:01:00,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What were you playing in there?
Dad and I used to play Trivial Pursuit.</font>

855
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:01,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You remember?
- Yes.</font>

856
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,887
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You let me play the adult version
that weekend before I left for Melbourne.</font>

857
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Did I?
- Yeah.</font>

858
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:07,164
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She was cheating.</font>

859
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:08,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And Mummy doesn't like you.</font>

860
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,175
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mummy says you're a junkie.</font>

861
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I didn't cheat, you cheated.
- Did not, you cheated!</font>

862
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:15,097
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- She says I'm a junkie.
- Stop it, girls!</font>

863
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Where did she get that idea from?
- Stop it.</font>

864
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,068
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't be here.
We've got guests coming.</font>

865
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,528
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Girls! Mummy will be down in a minute.</font>

866
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought you said
New Year's would be okay.</font>

867
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said "maybe."
You should have called.</font>

868
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a junkie. He's a junkie.</font>

869
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:28,244
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Will you leave the tree alone?
- James is a junkie!</font>

870
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:29,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A recovering addict, actually.</font>

871
01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,822
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Daddy, he's got a cat!
- What the hell?</font>

872
01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,699
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, kids, meet Bob.</font>

873
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:38,742
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, hey hey! Bob! Bob!</font>

874
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Pris, leave it!
- Come here, Bob.</font>

875
01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Faith, stop screaming!
- Jack, what is going on?</font>

876
01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:45,126
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're coming at 8:00.</font>

877
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,502
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's James.</font>

878
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Hilary. Happy New Year. Bob.</font>

879
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:53,043
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's he doing here? Faith.
- Mummy, Mummy! He's got a cat!</font>

880
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- But she's allergic!
- I know!</font>

881
01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:56,547
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

882
01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:58,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Pris, stop chasing...
- Get that thing out of here!</font>

883
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,763
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- She'll have an attack.
- I'm trying.</font>

884
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- James, please.
- Come on, Bob. Come on.</font>

885
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,106
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come here. Bob, come on, mate.
- For goodness' sake, James.</font>

886
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,891
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob!
- No!</font>

887
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was my mother's.</font>

888
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:14,860
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

889
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:17,867
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Bob. I'm so sorry.</font>

890
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,653
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Get out of my house!
- Bob!</font>

891
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,163
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You and your creature, just get out!
- Come on.</font>

892
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, I'm sorry!</font>

893
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:28,461
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, come on. It's okay.</font>

894
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:30,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Calm down.
- How did he get in?</font>

895
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:33,087
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's my son. You think I'd
close the door in his face?</font>

896
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What have I told you!
- Let's get your lead on.</font>

897
01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,215
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What?
- Don't let him in!</font>

898
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want to stroke him.</font>

899
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,804
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I?
- Yeah, you can try.</font>

900
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,970
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's so cute.
- When he's here everything goes wrong!</font>

901
01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:47,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- How old is he?
- I don't know.</font>

902
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I want a kitten.
- He's never allowed into this house!</font>

903
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:52,485
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My friend Sammy has a kitten.</font>

904
01:02:52,644 --> 01:02:54,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Make sure he's out of here!</font>

905
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy New Year, Dad.</font>

906
01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:26,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>

907
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice to see you again.</font>

908
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:07,723
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cats are weird.</font>

909
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:11,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, right there.</font>

910
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:14,226
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's it. Go on.
- Hey!</font>

911
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,521
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Piss off, you moron!
- Looks more like "piss on" to me.</font>

912
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,406
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get that dog away from here.
I'm trying to play here. Come on.</font>

913
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:22,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on.
- What?</font>

914
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,945
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Don't touch me.
- Can you get that person out of here?</font>

915
01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:29,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's all right, Bob. It's okay.
- Don't touch me! Shut up!</font>

916
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi, back off! Back off!</font>

917
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:34,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a cat under here!</font>

918
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,382
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi! Oi! That's enough!</font>

919
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,087
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Give it up!
- Hey!</font>

920
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,422
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's him, it's not me!</font>

921
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:42,007
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The dog needed a piss.</font>

922
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's your fault! It's that dog!
I've got a cat in here!</font>

923
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,262
<font face="Comic Sans MS">CCTV proved it wasn't your fault.</font>

924
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,726
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're prohibited from busking
for 6 months.</font>

925
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,015
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said where's Bob?</font>

926
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:56,452
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you want to thank me for
coming down here and bailing you out?</font>

927
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:59,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe you can focus.
You can't go back to Covent Garden.</font>

928
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:02,361
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're banned from busking.
- I wanna know where my cat is!</font>

929
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,244
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You missed your meds, didn't you?
- I just wanna know where Bob is.</font>

930
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:09,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's safe. He's in the police kennel.
We can go and get him right now.</font>

931
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:12,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got yourself arrested,
and you didn't get your methadone.</font>

932
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:13,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>

933
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,082
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are so close.</font>

934
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,417
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't lose it now.</font>

935
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,458
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It wasn't my fault, none of this.
It wasn't my fault.</font>

936
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,046
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna call the chemist...</font>

937
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...authorize them to give it to you
even though you missed it yesterday.</font>

938
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:28,095
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You go straight there. I'll get Bob. Okay?</font>

939
01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello.</font>

940
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,492
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you fail to show up any day,
we can't give you the medication.</font>

941
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But she called you, didn't she?
My key worker, she called?</font>

942
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,858
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just warning you.</font>

943
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

944
01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:45,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sign.
- Yeah.</font>

945
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:52,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man.</font>

946
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:06,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Let me explain!
- What's to explain? I have eyes, James.</font>

947
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:08,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're an addict. You lied to me!</font>

948
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:10,304
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I didn't!</font>

949
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:13,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I just shaded the truth a little.
- Oh, please!</font>

950
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, look! Okay, yeah,
I'm on the methadone program...</font>

951
01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:19,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I haven't used for 3 months.
Believe me. I am trying to get clean.</font>

952
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,902
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't be around addicts.
I told you that.</font>

953
01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:24,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just, it's too much...</font>

954
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't do it.
And I wasn't shading the truth.</font>

955
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:29,653
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This dog came after Bob,
and I was trying to protect him.</font>

956
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then this whole fight broke out,
and then I got arrested.</font>

957
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,217
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't doing anything wrong.
It wasn't my fault.</font>

958
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now I can't busk. If I do,
then I'll get arrested again.</font>

959
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:41,126
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then I don't know
what will even happen to Bob.</font>

960
01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:43,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't sing,
you can't make any money.</font>

961
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if you do sing,
you'll get arrested.</font>

962
01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:48,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And all you're thinking about
is what happens to the cat!</font>

963
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>When you sell our magazine,
you get out what you put in.</i></font>

964
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,132
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how they say
weed is a gateway drug?</font>

965
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,384
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm a little familiar
with the concept.</font>

966
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,921
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, The Big Issue
is a gateway opportunity.</font>

967
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:32,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll start you off with a handful of
free ones. Just like a pusher, right?</font>

968
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You sell them, the next ones
you buy from us.</font>

969
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,728
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sell those, make a little profit,
buy even more.</font>

970
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:41,608
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After a while, you get better territories,
work your way up, etcetera.</font>

971
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,768
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Before you know it,
you're Rupert Murdock...</font>

972
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,107
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...except not a dickhead.</font>

973
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:47,443
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't sell them,
we don't buy them back.</font>

974
01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:48,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you gotta plan.</font>

975
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,863
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You get one designated territory. Get it?</font>

976
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:52,823
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Poach on anyone else,
and you're done.</font>

977
01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,659
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Period. Boom. Clear?</font>

978
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,368
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Boom. Clear.
- Good.</font>

979
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't have an animal in your photo.</font>

980
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is your official ID.
- What animal?</font>

981
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't see an animal.
This is my co-pilot.</font>

982
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:06,212
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I heard about that.</font>

983
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:07,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

984
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:09,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look this way.</font>

985
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,129
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say "cheese," Bob.</font>

986
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what?</font>

987
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I might have just the right thing
for you two.</font>

988
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:18,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It'll cost a tenner, but it's worth it.</font>

989
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue! Big Issue!</i></font>

990
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:43,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue! Come on, guys! Give it a try!
Help Bob and I! Big Issue!</i></font>

991
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,252
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey. Big Issue?
- Can I have a selfie with the cat?</font>

992
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:50,339
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You take a picture,
and then you buy a paper. How's that?</font>

993
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:53,254
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Is that a deal?
- You are a good businessman. I like it.</font>

994
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:55,014
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob, look at the camera.</font>

995
01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,426
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There you go.
- Thank you.</font>

996
01:08:57,592 --> 01:09:00,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He wants to give you a high-5.
High-5, Bob.</font>

997
01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:03,064
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- High-5 there.
- That's 2.50 pounds.</font>

998
01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:05,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've only got 2.30 pounds. Is that all right?</font>

999
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I can see that's 2.50 pounds.
- I'll owe it to you.</font>

1000
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:09,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Excuse me, mate.
- Hey, mate.</font>

1001
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:10,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello. Peter Gruner.</font>

1002
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:13,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm from the Islington Tribune.
- Thank you.</font>

1003
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:15,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Would you mind if I did a story
on you and the cat?</font>

1004
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you taking the mick?
- Can I pet him?</font>

1005
01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:21,787
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can try. Just behind the ears.
- See? You're a human interest story.</font>

1006
01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:23,292
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's that?
- Would you mind?</font>

1007
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:25,537
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, right. Yeah, sure.</font>

1008
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look this way, Bob.</font>

1009
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:28,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, look over there.</font>

1010
01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:30,420
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Lovely.</font>

1011
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:33,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Let me get another one. Hang on.
<i>- Big Issue!</i></font>

1012
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,008
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue.</i></font>

1013
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Bob cat. Bob cat.</font>

1014
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:41,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue. Big Issue.</i></font>

1015
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue.</i></font>

1016
01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:45,807
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bloody stupid cat.</font>

1017
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mate.</font>

1018
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:17,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go screw yourself.</font>

1019
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, watch your mouth.
I've got a minor here.</font>

1020
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:23,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me, sir.</font>

1021
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:25,055
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir! Sir.</font>

1022
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Me?
- Can I take a picture of you and your cat?</font>

1023
01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,901
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please?
- Yeah, sure. Sure.</font>

1024
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, Bob. He likes your hat.</font>

1025
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:38,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Great.
- Thank you. Can we buy a magazine?</font>

1026
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:41,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, it's not my patch.
You've got to speak to that guy.</font>

1027
01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:42,538
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We really wanna help.</font>

1028
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't...
- Thank you.</font>

1029
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,334
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Have a great day.
- Okay. All right. And you.</font>

1030
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,830
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I wasn't poaching.
He knows I wasn't poaching.</font>

1031
01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:52,544
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My patch, you're selling papers.</font>

1032
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,334
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What else do you call it?
- Envy.</font>

1033
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Envy? I'll envy your arse...
- Stop! Stop it!</font>

1034
01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:59,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- James, you knew the rules.
- I wasn't selling...</font>

1035
01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1 month, no papers.</font>

1036
01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:03,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on! Don't do this.
I wasn't selling, I promise you.</font>

1037
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:06,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was this one couple.
You saw what happened.</font>

1038
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:08,181
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So they forced you to sell to them?</font>

1039
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:10,787
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I wasn't trying to...
- Look, you're taking business off me.</font>

1040
01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:12,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why are you making this up?
Why are you picking on me?</font>

1041
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:14,821
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You took the money. Yeah?
- Enough. Enough.</font>

1042
01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:17,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1 month, no papers.</font>

1043
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:35,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

1044
01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:38,131
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing.</font>

1045
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,177
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just the chaos.</font>

1046
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:43,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chaos around drug addicts?</font>

1047
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:46,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where life's a constant shit storm...</font>

1048
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...that kind of chaos?</font>

1049
01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:56,733
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, put the frog down.</font>

1050
01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,363
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leave it.</font>

1051
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1, 2...</font>

1052
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:22,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks, there you go.</font>

1053
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:41,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll leave that one.
That's for the tuna. Thank you.</font>

1054
01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,445
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on. There you go.</font>

1055
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:47,413
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You need this more than me.</font>

1056
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

1057
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cheers.</font>

1058
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

1059
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,588
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob.</font>

1060
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:50,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mate, there's nothing there.</font>

1061
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's empty, mate.</font>

1062
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob...</font>

1063
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,488
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, stop it.</font>

1064
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:07,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Give it a rest, mate. Come on.</font>

1065
01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:11,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob.</font>

1066
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop it!</font>

1067
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,338
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

1068
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:22,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. I know you're hungry, buddy.</font>

1069
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,461
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

1070
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll find a way, okay?</font>

1071
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:33,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll find a way.</font>

1072
01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,648
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James. What are you doing?</font>

1073
01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:22,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Betty. Hi. I'm just...
- Wait, you've been banned from busking.</font>

1074
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,687
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, Bob's hungry, I'm hungry...</font>

1075
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:25,855
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you get arrested...</font>

1076
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...you won't be able to feed Bob.
- They're not gonna arrest me here.</font>

1077
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, do you think
you're just above the rules?</font>

1078
01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like they don't apply to you?
So typical.</font>

1079
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Typical of what, Betty?
- Stop it.</font>

1080
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,283
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, go on, say it. Let them hear.
- Stop it.</font>

1081
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to eat?</font>

1082
01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:41,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't know.
- What do you want me to do...</font>

1083
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,545
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...just erase the last 20 years of my life
and start over?</font>

1084
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:45,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know!</font>

1085
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I would if I could.</font>

1086
01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:49,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know
who shouts like this in public?</font>

1087
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:52,723
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Junkies do. And the people
who fall in love with them, that's who.</font>

1088
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't do this again.</font>

1089
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't like it any more than you.</font>

1090
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:06,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Those are the rules.</font>

1091
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Welcome back.
- Thank you.</font>

1092
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,657
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>

1093
01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Watch yourself, okay?</font>

1094
01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:13,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1095
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue!</i>
Give it a try! Help Bob and I!</font>

1096
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Big Issue. Come on.</font>

1097
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:19,825
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, mate.</font>

1098
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:21,535
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you very much.</font>

1099
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,581
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's adorable.
- This is Bob. You wanna say hello?</font>

1100
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:25,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Say hello.
- Hi!</font>

1101
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. Care for a Big Issue, madam?
- Oh, yes.</font>

1102
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Actually, we came to see the cat.
- Oh, yeah?</font>

1103
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:35,942
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Graham can't stop talking about him.
- Where's he from?</font>

1104
01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:38,185
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's beautiful, isn't he? I found him.</font>

1105
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Do you like Bob? 2.50 pounds, please.
- All right.</font>

1106
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:43,649
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. He's my best mate.
- You want the best for him...</font>

1107
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There you go.
- ...all of that.</font>

1108
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you very much. Of course.</font>

1109
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,984
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What I mean is,
I'd be willing to take him.</font>

1110
01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:50,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, to buy him.</font>

1111
01:16:51,398 --> 01:16:52,820
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- How much?
- He's not for sale.</font>

1112
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:55,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Obviously this isn't the
best environment for an animal...</font>

1113
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please.
- ...living on the street and all.</font>

1114
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:00,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yes, all right, darling.
- We've got a flat...</font>

1115
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We'd be able to give him
all the things you can't...</font>

1116
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...like a decent home.
- He's not for sale.</font>

1117
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,339
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sure you could use cash.
- No, I don't want your money.</font>

1118
01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:10,217
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about how much for your kid?
I'll trade you.</font>

1119
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,504
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll give him a decent home.
- Excuse me?</font>

1120
01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:14,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How dare you.
That's exceptionally rude.</font>

1121
01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:18,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1122
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! No!</font>

1123
01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:21,603
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1124
01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:25,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come back!</font>

1125
01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1126
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:32,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1127
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1128
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:43,409
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1129
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:45,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you so much.</font>

1130
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me,
did you see a cat here?</font>

1131
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,425
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A ginger cat? No?</font>

1132
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,926
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1133
01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,220
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1134
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,427
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1135
01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:00,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1136
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,346
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob.</font>

1137
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:07,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, mate. Where are you?</font>

1138
01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:08,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob?</font>

1139
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:11,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob?</font>

1140
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What if a dog got him? Or a car, or...</font>

1141
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't...</font>

1142
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's been 2 nights, you know.</font>

1143
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,378
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I'm not saying this is it...</font>

1144
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,299
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but maybe Bob did
what he was meant to do.</font>

1145
01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:39,140
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a cat.
Cats are independent animals.</font>

1146
01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:41,346
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my own stupid fault.</font>

1147
01:18:41,508 --> 01:18:43,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't watching him.</font>

1148
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:47,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know,
I promised I'd take care of him...</font>

1149
01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:50,935
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I wasn't watching him.</font>

1150
01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:52,621
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This isn't a time
you wanna be on your own.</font>

1151
01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:55,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What about your dad, or Betty?
- No, I need to...</font>

1152
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:59,281
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need to get home.
I need to wait for him there.</font>

1153
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:01,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe he'll come back.</font>

1154
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:03,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I really think you should
have someone with you.</font>

1155
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,332
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He might come back, mightn't he?</font>

1156
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:06,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He might do, yeah.</font>

1157
01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:08,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He could come home, couldn't he?</font>

1158
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>

1159
01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:50,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know these two.</font>

1160
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:53,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I used to see them all the time
when he was singing.</font>

1161
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,882
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But look at this.</font>

1162
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This guy and his cat
are all over YouTube.</font>

1163
01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:58,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at the hits.</font>

1164
01:19:58,544 --> 01:19:59,545
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Over a million.</font>

1165
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,845
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're on Instagram.
And Facebook.</font>

1166
01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:05,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is so cute.</font>

1167
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:07,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.</font>

1168
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:10,306
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Incredible.
- So you're thinking a book?</font>

1169
01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:48,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You looking for paradise?</font>

1170
01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I've got it all here.</font>

1171
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:53,733
<font face="Comic Sans MS">White, brown, whatever you like.</font>

1172
01:20:59,772 --> 01:21:01,365
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want my cat.</font>

1173
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:04,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm looking for a ginger cat.</font>

1174
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you seen it anywhere?</font>

1175
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:11,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1176
01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Bob!</font>

1177
01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:35,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>

1178
01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:36,892
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mister.</font>

1179
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:39,441
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where have you been, hey?</font>

1180
01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where have you been?</font>

1181
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Bob.</font>

1182
01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:50,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where have you been?</font>

1183
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:53,784
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm ready.</font>

1184
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:56,290
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you are, too.</font>

1185
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's about weathering the tests, James.</font>

1186
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:03,093
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Can I do it straight?"
That's always an addict's question.</font>

1187
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,926
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Think of the worst flu you've ever had.</font>

1188
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:09,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Multiply that by a hundred.
Do you know what "riding the bike" is?</font>

1189
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:13,141
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When you can't keep your legs still
even when you're lying down.</font>

1190
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,852
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For a week, every day will be a fight.</font>

1191
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,733
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every hour, a struggle
not to go out and score-.</font>

1192
01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's harder coming off methadone
than kicking heroin.</font>

1193
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:24,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't do it on your own.</font>

1194
01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not.</font>

1195
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got him. He got me this far.</font>

1196
01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:34,124
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The other day, we were selling papers,
and this guy came up to us.</font>

1197
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,580
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really well-dressed...</font>

1198
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:38,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...the sort that wouldn't wanna
share the pavement with me before.</font>

1199
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:42,090
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He called me "sir."</font>

1200
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Sir, do you mind
if I take your picture?"</font>

1201
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,681
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No one's ever called me "sir" before.</font>

1202
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,099
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's because of Bob.</font>

1203
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:54,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's shown me what life could be like...</font>

1204
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...on the other side.</font>

1205
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:21,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Betty?</font>

1206
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,969
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you're in there.</font>

1207
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted to say you're not gonna
see me for a few days.</font>

1208
01:23:32,549 --> 01:23:34,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Val's given me the go-ahead.</font>

1209
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:37,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I'm doing it.</font>

1210
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:44,646
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry that I've disappointed you.</font>

1211
01:23:47,147 --> 01:23:49,570
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After all this...</font>

1212
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I'll make it up to you.</font>

1213
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll make it up to everyone I ever knew.</font>

1214
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,209
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted to let you know.</font>

1215
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:16,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna need food, a stockpile...</font>

1216
01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:20,143
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...because any excuse to go outside,
and you're gonna try and score.</font>

1217
01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:22,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me bring you the food.
Then lock the door.</font>

1218
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,977
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tofu?</font>

1219
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:28,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll make an exception this once.</font>

1220
01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:30,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

1221
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:33,364
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that's all.
I don't want you to see me like that.</font>

1222
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:34,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I've got Bob.</font>

1223
01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:36,705
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He'll look after me.</font>

1224
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:31,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob!</i></font>

1225
01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:12,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>

1226
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,605
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mister.</font>

1227
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,124
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm proud of you, James.</font>

1228
01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:12,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what are you gonna do now?</font>

1229
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:13,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, first thing...</font>

1230
01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:16,375
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I'm gonna try and find
a way to thank you.</font>

1231
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:17,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here.</font>

1232
01:28:21,505 --> 01:28:24,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, come on, mister.
Let's go. Come on.</font>

1233
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:26,802
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1234
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,730
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You take care of yourself.</font>

1235
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:32,687
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you.</font>

1236
01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:34,601
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks, Val.</font>

1237
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, mate.</font>

1238
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:39,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Coming.</font>

1239
01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:44,573
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that one too.</font>

1240
01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:46,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll go in, yeah?</font>

1241
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,575
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wanna give us a hand with this?</font>

1242
01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:50,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ready.</font>

1243
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,161
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, I don't know
why the door was shut...</font>

1244
01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,130
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Hi.</font>

1245
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,258
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you.</font>

1246
01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:00,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You did it.</font>

1247
01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:02,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, just.</font>

1248
01:29:03,547 --> 01:29:06,050
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You look great.
- Thanks.</font>

1249
01:29:06,216 --> 01:29:07,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you feel?</font>

1250
01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:11,347
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, now I feel good.</font>

1251
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:14,645
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Same...</font>

1252
01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:16,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but totally different.</font>

1253
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:19,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's going on? You're moving.</font>

1254
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:20,446
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1255
01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:22,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going home for a while.</font>

1256
01:29:22,732 --> 01:29:25,326
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Right.
- I can't stay here.</font>

1257
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:27,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not my life.</font>

1258
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:30,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was my brother's...</font>

1259
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:32,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and I need to move on.</font>

1260
01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:34,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- You actually helped me see that.</font>

1261
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:37,163
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>

1262
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:38,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1263
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It doesn't necessarily mean goodbye.</font>

1264
01:29:43,670 --> 01:29:45,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No.
- Wait.</font>

1265
01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:53,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For you.</font>

1266
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:55,983
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I made this one.</font>

1267
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:59,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You just have to hang it over...
- Yeah, I know what these are.</font>

1268
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

1269
01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,695
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my address.
It's my parents' address.</font>

1270
01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:07,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's where I'll be staying.
- Elizabeth Robinson.</font>

1271
01:30:08,111 --> 01:30:09,738
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my real name.</font>

1272
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,824
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, reality.</font>

1273
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My number's on there, too...</font>

1274
01:30:15,535 --> 01:30:16,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...in case you need me.</font>

1275
01:30:18,371 --> 01:30:19,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Until we meet again.</font>

1276
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:24,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was a guy hanging around
who wanted to give you this.</font>

1277
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:26,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He asked me to make sure you got it.</font>

1278
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Literary agency.</font>

1279
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:31,810
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>

1280
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:35,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Say hi to Bob.
- I will do.</font>

1281
01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Good luck.
- Yeah, you too.</font>

1282
01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:38,642
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye.</font>

1283
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, we were thinking a book,
for starters.</font>

1284
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:49,982
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- We'd like to team you with a ghostwriter.
- He'll help you tell your story.</font>

1285
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, stories.</font>

1286
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:55,492
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We think it would make a great book.</font>

1287
01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:57,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or a series of books.</font>

1288
01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:02,215
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The important thing is
we need to get hold of you.</font>

1289
01:31:02,374 --> 01:31:05,048
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't actually have a phone currently.
- Okay.</font>

1290
01:31:05,585 --> 01:31:07,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We can sort that.
Should we get one for Bob?</font>

1291
01:31:07,754 --> 01:31:09,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think we can share.</font>

1292
01:31:10,674 --> 01:31:12,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Looks like he wants to write it, though.</font>

1293
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you...</font>

1294
01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:27,608
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm clean, Dad.</font>

1295
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- "Clean" as, what, like...?
- Everything.</font>

1296
01:31:33,029 --> 01:31:35,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted you to know.</font>

1297
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:38,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I was...</font>

1298
01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:42,171
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was thinking while I was
standing here just now...</font>

1299
01:31:43,039 --> 01:31:47,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...the last time
I wasn't high in front of you...</font>

1300
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I was 11.</font>

1301
01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:52,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Before Australia.</font>

1302
01:31:55,552 --> 01:31:57,179
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanted to apologize.</font>

1303
01:31:59,431 --> 01:32:01,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For everything.</font>

1304
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,902
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't blame you for giving up on me.</font>

1305
01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,660
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Dad, I don't want your money.</font>

1306
01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:26,332
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't give up on you.</font>

1307
01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:30,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was ashamed...</font>

1308
01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:32,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...of myself.</font>

1309
01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,426
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was never afraid to fly.</font>

1310
01:32:37,927 --> 01:32:40,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just didn't know how to do...</font>

1311
01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:45,026
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't know how to be your father.</font>

1312
01:32:51,941 --> 01:32:54,785
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the one who needs to apologize.</font>

1313
01:32:55,862 --> 01:32:58,206
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No...
- Jack, what are you doing out there?</font>

1314
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,083
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm talking to my son.</font>

1315
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:10,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And my grandson.</font>

1316
01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Got him on a lead, don't worry.</font>

1317
01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:23,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait till you see the screensaver.</font>

1318
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,642
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.</font>

1319
01:33:27,727 --> 01:33:28,819
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?</font>

1320
01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:35,534
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where'd they go, hey?</font>

1321
01:33:36,778 --> 01:33:39,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you doing
in the deep blue sea there, Bob?</font>

1322
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, come on. I've gotta get this bloke
Gary a load of notes.</font>

1323
01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop fishing.</font>

1324
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:57,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Morning, monster.</font>

1325
01:33:59,008 --> 01:34:00,134
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, mate.</font>

1326
01:34:02,428 --> 01:34:03,850
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Caught any fish yet?</font>

1327
01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:11,697
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>How is a guy, who's spent a third
of his life checked out, to write a book?</i></font>

1328
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:15,533
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob, help me out here.</font>

1329
01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:17,619
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm stuck.</font>

1330
01:34:26,911 --> 01:34:29,005
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Bob!</font>

1331
01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:40,012
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just loved it.</font>

1332
01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:41,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Every word.
- Thank you.</font>

1333
01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:43,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you.
- Thank you. Okay.</font>

1334
01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:45,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James, we're about to start.</font>

1335
01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:49,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not before you say hi
to your biggest fan.</font>

1336
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,441
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Betty.
- I'm so proud of you.</font>

1337
01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:55,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi. Thanks for coming.</font>

1338
01:34:58,693 --> 01:34:59,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>

1339
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:03,702
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- James.
- Yeah.</font>

1340
01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:05,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob.
- Okay.</font>

1341
01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:07,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Off you go.</font>

1342
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Bob.</font>

1343
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:12,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Great, thank you.</font>

1344
01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Ready?
- Yeah.</font>

1345
01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:17,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Good luck.
- Thank you.</font>

1346
01:35:17,754 --> 01:35:19,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob.</font>

1347
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, Dad.
- Son.</font>

1348
01:35:23,635 --> 01:35:26,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's all a bit overwhelming.
- Yeah.</font>

1349
01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:28,978
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got your scarf.</font>

1350
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:31,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I told you he wasn't a stray.</font>

1351
01:35:31,601 --> 01:35:32,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, you good?</font>

1352
01:35:32,936 --> 01:35:33,937
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1353
01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:40,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, Bob. High-5.</font>

1354
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:42,408
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>

1355
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,085
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, everyone.</font>

1356
01:35:49,535 --> 01:35:52,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Didn't expect there to be
so many people here.</font>

1357
01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:56,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I could make some joke about there
not being enough room to swing a cat...</font>

1358
01:35:56,668 --> 01:35:59,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I don't think Bob would like that.</font>

1359
01:36:01,130 --> 01:36:03,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A friend helped me with this.</font>

1360
01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:07,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And when I was stuck,
her advice was...</font>

1361
01:36:07,553 --> 01:36:10,853
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...start by mentioning that
everyone gets a second chance.</font>

1362
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:15,107
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that not everyone
manages to take them.</font>

1363
01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:18,610
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Luckily for me...</font>

1364
01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:22,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I had some
very important companions...</font>

1365
01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:24,704
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...to help with my second chance.</font>

1366
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:27,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then she said...</font>

1367
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:30,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...to just tell the truth.</font>

1368
01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:32,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And that's what I've done.</font>

1369
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:45,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Absolutely loved it, mate. Well done.
- Thank you.</font>

1370
01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:50,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Little paw print there.</font>

1371
01:36:50,596 --> 01:36:52,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you so much.
- Here you go.</font>

1372
01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:56,861
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You enjoy that?
- Felt like I lived every moment.</font>

1373
01:36:57,395 --> 01:36:58,442
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>

1374
01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:01,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Hi.</font>

1375
01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:29,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, you guys.</font>

1376
01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:35,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Keep it going. That's great.</font>

1377
01:37:35,516 --> 01:37:36,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you guys.</font>

1378
01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:50,452
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Beautiful! That's great.
Now, the basses.</i></font>

1379
01:37:55,912 --> 01:37:57,289
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Come on, get low.</i></font>

1380
01:38:02,251 --> 01:38:03,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All together!</font>

1381
01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it, beautiful!</font>

1382
01:38:14,639 --> 01:38:16,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We'll break it down now.</font>

1383
01:38:35,827 --> 01:38:38,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah! Give yourself a round of applause!</i></font>

1384
01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:40,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, brother. Yes, mate.</font>

1385
01:38:40,581 --> 01:38:42,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice one, dude.
Bob the cat, eh?</font>

 
 
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