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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cheers, mate.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo.</font>
3
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Elvis. You've
seen D?</font>
4
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not looking
for D.</font>
5
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You on the dollies
again?</font>
6
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you see a welcome
sign
over my head?</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go away, Baz.</font>
8
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Brass monkeys,
man.</font>
9
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are you crashing
tonight?</font>
10
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, seriously.
You've seen D?</font>
11
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously, I'm
on the script.</font>
12
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it this
time.</font>
13
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, who doesn't?</font>
14
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, tell D I'm
looking for him, yeah?</font>
15
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">3 quid, mate.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">82...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...4, 6, 8, 10...</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're short.</font>
19
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all I've got.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's 3 quid, mate.</font>
21
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I've barely
eaten all day.</font>
22
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's 3 quid.</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can you let me
off 9p?
- No!</font>
24
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, I'll
tell you what.
I'll play you a little song, yeah?</font>
25
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about that?
Play you a little song...</font>
26
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and you let
me off 9p, okay?
All right.</font>
27
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thanks, mate.
That's great.
- Don't come back.</font>
28
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
- Don't want you here. Go on!</font>
29
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right! Okay,
I'm going.</font>
30
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks a lot.</font>
31
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get out of here!</font>
32
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, sorry.</font>
33
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, Elvis. Get
in.</font>
34
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Whose is it?
- The bloke who forgot to lock it.</font>
35
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I found D.</font>
36
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have some.</font>
37
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here.
No, no, no.</font>
38
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's nice, that's
nice.</font>
39
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You don't have
to do this.
- Yes, I do. You're late.</font>
40
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Who are these?
- I don't know. It's your car!</font>
41
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long have they
been here? Hey!</font>
42
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing
in my car?
You didn't knock on the door?</font>
43
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Why should I?
- James.</font>
44
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">James!</font>
45
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">James! James, come
on, wake up.</font>
46
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't do
this! Not now!
- Did you see them get in?</font>
47
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Do I look like
a genie?
- From a certain angle.</font>
48
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! What? Come
back here!</font>
49
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Get after him,
will you? Hey.
- This isn't Batman and Robin, you know.</font>
50
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey.
- Pay for the ticket and move.</font>
51
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up. You're
in my car. Hey.</font>
52
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, he's...</font>
53
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's not moving.</font>
54
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did they bring
my guitar?</font>
55
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice to see you,
too.</font>
56
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, I'm not
exactly myself
this morning.</font>
57
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a matter
of opinion.</font>
58
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- They brought
it to me.
- To you?</font>
59
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, it isn't
our first time
at this circus, is it?</font>
60
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>
61
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know I made a
mistake.
I messed up.</font>
62
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tell me something
I haven't
already heard 20 times today.</font>
63
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>
64
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I prefer the sound
of silence
to bullshit.</font>
65
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you feel?</font>
66
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like death.</font>
67
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at me, I'm...</font>
68
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's horrible.</font>
69
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Turns out you've
also got hepatitis.</font>
70
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Congratulations.</font>
71
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ever wonder why
you see so many
old alkies, never junkies?</font>
72
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're all full
of good news
this morning, aren't you?</font>
73
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't mix heroin
with methadone.</font>
74
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You OD. You know
this stuff.</font>
75
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- Do it again, and you'll probably die.</font>
76
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. Look, I...</font>
77
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sorry...
- Silence over bullshit.</font>
78
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>
79
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll see you
when you're discharged.
- Yeah.</font>
80
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Did you nick an orderly's uniform?</font>
81
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I didn't nick
it.</font>
82
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">A nurse gave it
to me
because they lost my T-shirt.</font>
83
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>
84
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know the drill.
Sign that one...</font>
85
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and take that
one to the chemist
every day for your methadone.</font>
86
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Check in with me
every 2 weeks.</font>
87
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And addicts who
stop the methadone
and go back to heroin...</font>
88
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...have a higher
percentage of ODing.
- Of ODing. Yeah, I know this already.</font>
89
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my job to
tell you.
Fall off methadone...</font>
90
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and it's more
likely you'll OD
the next time you do heroin.</font>
91
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you could well
die.</font>
92
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
93
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is there anyone
I can call?</font>
94
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Any relative anywhere?</font>
95
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm kind of solo
these days.</font>
96
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,340
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No word from your
dad?</font>
97
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,004
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or mum?</font>
98
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:07,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
99
00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,049
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Get lost."</font>
100
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I guess that's
two words.
- Here you go.</font>
101
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,144
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
102
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna play
something for me?</font>
103
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna hear
me sing?</font>
104
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,983
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you any good?</font>
105
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
106
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you are, mate.</font>
107
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,501
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, get moving.</font>
108
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,045
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, on your
way.</font>
109
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,521
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wouldn't be begging
you
if it wasn't a special case.</font>
110
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Special?</font>
111
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,583
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got 3 single
mums
waiting for a spot.</font>
112
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,667
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a sweet
old pensioner
getting kicked out of his son's house.</font>
113
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,502
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They all need emergency
housing.
They're all special.</font>
114
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please.</font>
115
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's so special
about a drug addict?
Why this one?</font>
116
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,338
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>
117
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every now and then,
one comes along...</font>
118
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,727
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and you just
know
they have it in them to be clean.</font>
119
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think this is
his last shot.</font>
120
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,144
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He really wants
to be clean,
but he's got nothing.</font>
121
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,934
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No support system
at all.</font>
122
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,694
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I have to get him
off the street,
or I'm gonna lose him.</font>
123
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. I'm not giving
a spot to a user.</font>
124
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's in the program.
- He falls off methadone, he's out.</font>
125
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Period.
- He won't.</font>
126
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hope.</font>
127
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, everybody.</font>
128
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, then.
Albert, this side.</font>
129
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Val?
- Hey. Come in.</font>
130
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Welcome home.</font>
131
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You okay?
- Yeah.</font>
132
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,217
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was a little
bit stuffy,
so I just opened a window.</font>
133
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,010
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hot water.</font>
134
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I've gotta
run.</font>
135
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,266
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Keys.
- Right, yeah.</font>
136
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,483
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Val, I...</font>
137
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,942
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're welcome.</font>
138
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I put some
cereal in the kitchen
and milk in the fridge.</font>
139
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,452
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what
to say.</font>
140
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,581
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say you're gonna
stay in the program
and you won't miss our next meeting.</font>
141
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,538
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I promise. I promise
you.</font>
142
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cross my heart,
hope to die.</font>
143
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
144
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you out.</font>
145
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoever's there,
you better leave!</font>
146
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,884
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it!</font>
147
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,221
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a weapon
here!</font>
148
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm seriously armed!</font>
149
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,762
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was you making
all that noise?</font>
150
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,689
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you get...</font>
151
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see.</font>
152
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,818
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a thief,
are you?</font>
153
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stealing all my
corn flakes?</font>
154
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, are you friendly?</font>
155
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,546
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Guess that answers
that.</font>
156
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Come on. This
way.</font>
157
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>
158
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,886
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're better
with
a bit of milk, actually.</font>
159
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna get this
out.</font>
160
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not a very
good thief,
by the way.</font>
161
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Next time, try
and be a bit quieter.</font>
162
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,608
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the trick,
I hear.
Come on.</font>
163
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,187
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Up you come. Look.</font>
164
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.</font>
165
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's gonna be
a family
worried about you.</font>
166
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,164
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You'd better go
home now.</font>
167
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,297
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>
168
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,507
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This way.</font>
169
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. But I think
it's time,
you'd better go home.</font>
170
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,262
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, no, this way.
There you go.</font>
171
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on. Go out there.</font>
172
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it. Go on.</font>
173
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:59,068
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, don't look
at me like that, okay?</font>
174
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,942
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, then.</font>
175
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,986
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One night, okay?</font>
176
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then I'm gonna
take you back to your owner.</font>
177
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,660
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, deal?</font>
178
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,414
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>
179
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you in
the morning, okay?</font>
180
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Over there?</font>
181
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me.</font>
182
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you lose a
cat?</font>
183
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it there?</font>
184
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No?</font>
185
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,539
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me?</font>
186
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you lose a
cat?</font>
187
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
188
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a little
ginger cat down here,
if anyone's looking for it.</font>
189
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
190
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,423
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what number
life are you on?</font>
191
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,059
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Apparently, I'm
on my ninth.</font>
192
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, did anybody
lose a cat?</font>
193
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Get out of here!
Go away!
- Thanks.</font>
194
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
195
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>
196
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Someone will come
looking for you.</font>
197
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,027
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take care of yourself.</font>
198
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
199
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,366
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Methadone, right?</font>
200
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, mate.</font>
201
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not you again.
Oi!</font>
202
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,042
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on, on your
way.
- Don't do this, mate.</font>
203
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,253
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know the rules.
You're causing an obstruction.</font>
204
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just trying
to make a living here.
I'm not in anyone's way.</font>
205
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,046
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's an health
and safety issue.</font>
206
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,385
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you stand there,
you're obstructing the exit.</font>
207
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,300
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, if you stand
there, you are.</font>
208
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- One toot on this,
they'll haul you away.
- Right.</font>
209
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,015
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- If it was up
to me, I'd arrest the lot of you.
- I'm sure you would.</font>
210
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,185
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Flippin' vermin.
As if we haven't got enough to do.</font>
211
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,941
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad? Dad.</font>
212
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Dad. What
are you doing here?</font>
213
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,697
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're...</font>
214
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A little bit of
shopping. This and that.</font>
215
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,665
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, yeah.
- You good?</font>
216
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. I've stopped
using.</font>
217
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,538
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm in the program.
- Again?</font>
218
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It won't be like
last time.</font>
219
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I've got my own
flat now, and everything.
- Jack.</font>
220
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You remember
Hilary.
- Hi.</font>
221
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're late, darling.
I'm sorry, we've got to...</font>
222
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We were just chatting
about Christmas, actually.</font>
223
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Family and all
that. Coming together.</font>
224
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,775
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Christmas dinner.
Right, Dad?</font>
225
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I wish we'd
known.
Unfortunately, our table's full.</font>
226
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,485
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Always room
for one more at Christmas. Right?</font>
227
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,946
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't you think,
darling?
Maybe one more would...</font>
228
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, in our house?
We'll have children there.</font>
229
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's that supposed
to mean?
- Jack, we're late. Come on.</font>
230
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not contagious,
you know.</font>
231
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take this.</font>
232
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,725
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, I don't want
your money.
- Here.</font>
233
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,503
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe...</font>
234
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,464
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe New Year's,
okay?</font>
235
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Darling. Hold up.</font>
236
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,464
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, wait up.</font>
237
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:21,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
238
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:31,892
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mate.</font>
239
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, boy.</font>
240
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.</font>
241
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're hurt.</font>
242
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,161
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What have you been
doing today?</font>
243
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you been in
a fight?</font>
244
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,621
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it okay if I
take you
and try and find your owner?</font>
245
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,209
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that okay?</font>
246
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,211
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.</font>
247
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,262
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, down here?</font>
248
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me.
Do you know whose cat this is?</font>
249
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, I have a
hurt cat here.</font>
250
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's you, with
the dogs.</font>
251
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, it's just
in there.</font>
252
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did you do
to it?</font>
253
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me? I didn't do
anything.
I just found him over there.</font>
254
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't just stand
there.</font>
255
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all right.</font>
256
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,261
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's okay, it's
okay.
- There you go.</font>
257
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There we go.</font>
258
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,022
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, it might
be purulent.</font>
259
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,942
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It might be what?
- The wound.</font>
260
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,102
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He needs antibiotics
before it's infected.</font>
261
00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:00,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe they can
glue it together.
He needs a vet.</font>
262
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,532
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That sounds expensive.</font>
263
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you put a price
on love?</font>
264
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,571
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. He's not
my cat.</font>
265
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just found him.
I think he's a stray or...</font>
266
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't know.
- Well...</font>
267
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,580
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He is telling me
he was put here to be with you.</font>
268
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Reading his spirit
loud and clear.</font>
269
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,005
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He came to you
for a reason.</font>
270
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,965
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really? You're
sensing that?</font>
271
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course not.
What do I look like,
some kind of nut?</font>
272
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,933
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's a card
there
for the vet that I volunteer at.</font>
273
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a charity.</font>
274
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,104
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Tell them Betty
sent you.
- Okay, thanks.</font>
275
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you are?</font>
276
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me? I'm James.</font>
277
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James Bowen.</font>
278
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't believe
in last names.
Patriarchal burdens.</font>
279
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I gotta go. I've
got dogs to walk.</font>
280
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, yeah.</font>
281
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,285
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, mate. It's
all right.</font>
282
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,081
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Allergic. Animals.</font>
283
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,249
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Ironic, huh?
- Yeah.</font>
284
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You should go.</font>
285
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,052
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bacteria's multiplying
by the second...</font>
286
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,884
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and Bob needs
a vet.</font>
287
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,172
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob?</font>
288
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what he
told me
he wants you to call him.</font>
289
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.
He's not actually my cat, you know.</font>
290
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mine, yours.
We all belong to each other.</font>
291
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See you, Bob!</font>
292
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was nice to
meet you.</font>
293
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a bit of
an attention hog.</font>
294
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,563
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know that,
Bob?</font>
295
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. I got
you.</font>
296
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,215
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi there.</font>
297
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just found this
cat,
and he's hurt himself.</font>
298
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A stray?</font>
299
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>
300
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:55,055
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you asking
us to put him down?
- What? No.</font>
301
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,064
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how many
stray cats
are in London? It's an epidemic.</font>
302
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, he's got
a name. It's Bob.</font>
303
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And the wound,
it's purulent.</font>
304
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:04,897
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Take a number.</font>
305
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,825
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's gonna be a
long wait.</font>
306
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've gotta be somewhere.</font>
307
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,245
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't I drop him
off and come back?</font>
308
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,202
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Does this look
like a dry-cleaner's?</font>
309
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay.</font>
310
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,049
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, it's
okay.</font>
311
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay.</font>
312
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look. It's a rabbit.</font>
313
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,812
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>
314
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't look at the
rabbit.
The rabbit's not for dinner, okay?</font>
315
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't worry about
him, Bob.
It's okay.</font>
316
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, look, it's
the month of the cat.</font>
317
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
318
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,967
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the kind
of hat for you, isn't it?</font>
319
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,100
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at Tiffany.
She looks cute.</font>
320
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's that? Look
at that one.</font>
321
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Lucky. Look at
Lucky.</font>
322
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Doesn't look so
lucky, does he?</font>
323
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,025
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've missed my
appointment.
Val's gonna kill me.</font>
324
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,818
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't miss rush-hour
busking.
I've gotta go, all right?</font>
325
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll have to come
back tomorrow.</font>
326
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Number 62 is up.</font>
327
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. It's
okay.</font>
328
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,129
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi.</font>
329
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He did great.
- You okay?</font>
330
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah? Come on,
then, mister.
In you get.</font>
331
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's it. Good
boy.
- Okay.</font>
332
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You get your
pills from the front desk.
- Okay.</font>
333
00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">22 pounds.</font>
334
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought she said
this place was free.</font>
335
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,975
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not the drugs.</font>
336
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, mate.</font>
337
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:09,813
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hang on.</font>
338
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:14,610
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's all I've
got.
Come on, he's really sick.</font>
339
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, wait.</font>
340
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,623
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is my food
money for the next week.
- It's up to you.</font>
341
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. Come on,
Bob.</font>
342
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:35,097
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Time for your medicine.
This is gonna make you feel better.</font>
343
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, what's that?
Yeah, exactly.</font>
344
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, ready?</font>
345
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Open wide.</font>
346
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no, no.
Come here.</font>
347
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:48,061
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, look.
Yeah. Just down the hatch, mate.</font>
348
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi. Come back here,
mister.</font>
349
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here.</font>
350
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:55,735
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here, oi.
Hey.</font>
351
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Bob.</font>
352
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,243
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
353
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. Okay.</font>
354
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,378
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Treat.</font>
355
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, mister.</font>
356
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,967
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's try this
again.</font>
357
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:23,854
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Twice a day for
2 weeks, they said.</font>
358
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,889
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, come here.</font>
359
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>
360
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,730
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no. Stay
here, stay here.</font>
361
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay here. Bob,
Bob, Bob.</font>
362
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,903
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi! Come here,
come here.</font>
363
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, come here.</font>
364
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,611
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, what's that?
What's that? What's that?</font>
365
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,620
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that? What's
that?</font>
366
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,780
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
367
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all right,
mate. It's okay.</font>
368
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>
369
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,497
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I swear he wasn't
like this earlier.</font>
370
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,257
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I've had
practice.</font>
371
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did they tell you
to bring him back
in a couple of weeks?</font>
372
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,930
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that'll be
a good time
to get him snipped.</font>
373
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- "Snipped"?
- Yeah, the man parts.</font>
374
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- But, I mean...
- Please, it isn't a big deal.</font>
375
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's easy for you
to say.
Besides, he's not even mine.</font>
376
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">An intact male
alone on the streets,
it's the worst life imaginable.</font>
377
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,569
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They fight for
food,
they fight for territory.</font>
378
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't need to imagine
that, do we?</font>
379
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't give
him a home,
at least give him a chance to stay alive.</font>
380
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, ordinarily,
I don't touch meat...</font>
381
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but Bob's gonna
need some protein.</font>
382
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:30,375
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you do?
How did you end up here?</font>
383
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,586
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Me?
- Well, I know what he does.</font>
384
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What have you
got there?
- Allergy pill.</font>
385
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. I thought...</font>
386
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,384
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Otherwise, I am
100 percent anti-drug.</font>
387
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Lot of addicts
in here.</font>
388
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I steer clear.</font>
389
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:47,350
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what do you
do?
How did you end up here?</font>
390
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,765
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a musician.</font>
391
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,524
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I write songs
and play.
- Yeah?</font>
392
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't exactly
been discovered yet...</font>
393
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,939
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I just moved
in here, which is good.</font>
394
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,732
<font face="Comic Sans MS">From... Australia.</font>
395
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've actually been
back a while.</font>
396
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:07,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been sort
of in between places,
I guess you could say.</font>
397
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:11,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But no, I got taken
out there when
I was a kid when my parents split up.</font>
398
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,123
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And my mum took
me out there,
and Dad stayed here.</font>
399
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He had his business
to run...</font>
400
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...and didn't
like flying, apparently.
- And you?</font>
401
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,347
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well...</font>
402
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:26,518
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...she bought me
a kitten, actually.</font>
403
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dad, kitten. Kitten,
Dad.</font>
404
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,022
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You must have missed
him.</font>
405
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad?</font>
406
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,143
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a long story.</font>
407
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Long story, eh?</font>
408
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,732
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Val, I'm so sorry
I missed our time.</font>
409
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,617
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honestly, I tried
to get there.
There were things...</font>
410
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:45,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There was this
cat, right?
- We have an agreement.</font>
411
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You miss your
appointment, you're out.
- And I met this girl, Betty.</font>
412
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:52,961
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm waiting for
the part that explains
why you missed our appointment.</font>
413
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:54,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that blood on
your coat?</font>
414
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Must be Bob's.
- Who's Bob?</font>
415
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob's my cat I'm
telling you about.</font>
416
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:00,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, not really
mine.</font>
417
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,138
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Betty's?
- No.</font>
418
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,181
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Betty's allergic.</font>
419
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But she told me
to take him to the vet.</font>
420
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You seem a little
rattled.</font>
421
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm trying to explain
to you
why I missed our appointment.</font>
422
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob was hurt. He
needed a vet.</font>
423
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It took forever.
- How'd you pay for the vet?</font>
424
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My dad gave me
some money.</font>
425
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You saw your dad?</font>
426
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,034
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Bumped into
him.</font>
427
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,617
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It didn't go very
well.</font>
428
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This Betty...</font>
429
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...does she use?</font>
430
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
431
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I put myself on
the line for you.</font>
432
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,214
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I know.
- Did you tell her you're in the program?</font>
433
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I told her I
was a musician.
- So you didn't tell her the truth.</font>
434
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well...</font>
435
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...you've covered
a lot of ground
since I last saw you.</font>
436
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:53,063
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't take
on too much too fast.
- Because I'm an emotional wreck?</font>
437
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because feelings
aren't an addict's friend.</font>
438
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,938
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bad, good, any
feelings.</font>
439
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,570
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When was the last
time
you were totally sober?</font>
440
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No weed, no brown,
nothing.</font>
441
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When my parents
split up, and I was...</font>
442
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You just couldn't
deal with
your emotions.</font>
443
00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,621
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Emotions are still
dangerous.</font>
444
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,284
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's baby steps,
James.</font>
445
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not ready
for a relationship.</font>
446
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,420
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Another one?</font>
447
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna go up
high?
Wanna go up high?</font>
448
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:09,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, Bob.</font>
449
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,050
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
450
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:14,344
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've got your
strength back.</font>
451
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,651
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>
452
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here he is.</font>
453
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at your collar.</font>
454
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you. You're
like
Shakespeare or something.</font>
455
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,578
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a little drowsy,
but the castration went well.</font>
456
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,364
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, don't even
say the word.</font>
457
00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think he understands
English.</font>
458
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go.</font>
459
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:40,128
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. Does
he hurt down there?</font>
460
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:41,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You big wally.</font>
461
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:44,041
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know how
many cats
we castrate every...</font>
462
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,459
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Perform the procedure
on?</font>
463
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He won't even remember.
Will you, Bob?</font>
464
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,172
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I don't know
about that.</font>
465
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,138
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I was
thinking, is he too thin?</font>
466
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're keeping
him, aren't you?</font>
467
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I'd like
to...</font>
468
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,854
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I can't.
It wouldn't
be fair to him, would it?</font>
469
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Keep him cooped
up all day?</font>
470
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a street cat.</font>
471
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,690
<font face="Comic Sans MS">His weight's fine.
He should be good to go in a week.</font>
472
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,282
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
473
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,986
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
474
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,667
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi. I know, I know.</font>
475
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,462
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, don't look
at me like that.</font>
476
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's for your own
good.</font>
477
00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:29,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey. It wasn't
my idea.
You can take it up with Betty.</font>
478
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:31,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, look.</font>
479
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:34,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll take that
off if you promise
not to lick the stitches.</font>
480
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay?</font>
481
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right. No, it's
okay.</font>
482
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,940
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, you hold still
there, okay?</font>
483
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Bob.</font>
484
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,735
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me just take
this off.
Okay, that's it.</font>
485
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:49,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is a good
boy.
Okay, here we go. There you go.</font>
486
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, look at this.</font>
487
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
488
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See, there you
go.</font>
489
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm your
hero now.</font>
490
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,498
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wait till you
realize
you've got no bits left.</font>
491
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,569
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Morning, mate.</font>
492
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no, Bob!</font>
493
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Bob, Bob.
No.</font>
494
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,132
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Naughty.</font>
495
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do I not feed you
enough?</font>
496
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,809
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You only eat what
I give you, yeah?</font>
497
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not the neighbors.</font>
498
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,184
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you...</font>
499
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,940
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...don't come back.</font>
500
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:14,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, look, Bob.
Bob.
I've gotta go to work, all right?</font>
501
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't take care
of you.</font>
502
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wish I could...</font>
503
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,344
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I can't.</font>
504
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at the big
world out there
waiting for you.</font>
505
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,850
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go and explore
it.</font>
506
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,935
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it. Good
boy.</font>
507
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,444
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So long, Bob.</font>
508
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,625
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on. This is
silly now.</font>
509
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:53,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did I just
say?
You're gonna get yourself run over.</font>
510
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,584
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, it's not safe
out here.</font>
511
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,469
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it.
You can't come with me.</font>
512
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Seriously, you'd
be surprised
how much he understands.</font>
513
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,134
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob.</font>
514
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,302
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, go back
to the grass.</font>
515
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on. Good boy.</font>
516
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,850
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
517
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,368
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Darling, look.</font>
518
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:43,223
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing
here?
Hey, no, don't go over there.</font>
519
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,009
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's not even my
cat.
He's just followed me onto the bus.</font>
520
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:47,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Haven't you, eh?</font>
521
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:52,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Isn't he lovely?
- Is it okay that he's on here?</font>
522
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't know.
Have you paid for him?
- 2 for 1?</font>
523
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,734
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, do you wanna
go up here?</font>
524
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>
525
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a good view.</font>
526
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,654
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
527
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,662
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing,
following me into town, hey?</font>
528
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob, look.</font>
529
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at those,
eh?</font>
530
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:24,301
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're a
lion. You're a lion.</font>
531
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
532
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They've got nothing
on you, mate.</font>
533
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Here. Would this
help, love?
- That's perfect.</font>
534
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's good.
It's a bit thicker.
- Yeah.</font>
535
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Not too tight,
now.
- No, I know.</font>
536
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:44,614
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just if he
gets spooked in town.
I don't want him to run off.</font>
537
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,653
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's not actually
mine. He's a stray.</font>
538
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He doesn't look
like a stray to me.
- Yeah, I know.</font>
539
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
540
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,726
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.
Come on, Bob. This way.</font>
541
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We won't make any
money here, mate.
Come on, this way.</font>
542
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:14,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
543
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:16,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">On we go.</font>
544
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:18,768
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Bob, Bob!</font>
545
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry.</font>
546
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy. That's
enough shopping
for one day.</font>
547
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Come on.</font>
548
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,487
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
549
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:32,453
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll tell you what.
You jump up here, okay?</font>
550
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We haven't got
all day. Come on.</font>
551
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,250
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
552
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:39,539
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that better
up there?</font>
553
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,462
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Covent
Garden.</font>
554
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You okay, Bob?</font>
555
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,048
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at his cat!</font>
556
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I could eat you
up!
- She doesn't mean it.</font>
557
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:51,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's gorgeous.</font>
558
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,387
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
559
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:56,564
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.
I'd like to see you do that.</font>
560
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey!
- Hi.</font>
561
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,476
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I have a
photo?
- Yeah, okay. Sure.</font>
562
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say cheese, Bob.</font>
563
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,481
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right?
- Thanks!</font>
564
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're quite the
little party piece,
aren't you?</font>
565
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,243
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, it's so cute!</font>
566
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:18,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a cat!</font>
567
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:19,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi.</font>
568
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,460
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wanna say hello?</font>
569
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:25,506
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're playing now
over there
so if you wanna come and watch, then...</font>
570
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:26,965
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You want to?
- Yeah!</font>
571
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good work, getting
the punters in.</font>
572
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:13,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">High-5. Hey, high-5.</font>
573
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,614
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know what
just happened?</font>
574
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at this!</font>
575
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,411
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are a wonderful
little being,
aren't you?</font>
576
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,165
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Got yourself a
lovely ginger, all right.</font>
577
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:28,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
578
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had a ginger
tom just like him once.</font>
579
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Loved him with
all me heart.</font>
580
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:36,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's got a mind
of his own.
- That's the point.</font>
581
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,101
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The gingers, got
wills like iron,
they have.</font>
582
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mine wouldn't leave
my side
till his last breath.</font>
583
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got yourself
a lifelong partner there.</font>
584
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,563
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Better friends
than people, they are.</font>
585
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,361
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Believe me.</font>
586
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,782
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that right,
Bob? Good boy.</font>
587
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:10,666
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mister.</font>
588
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You have put in
a shift today,
haven't you?</font>
589
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:20,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You wanna
come again tomorrow?</font>
590
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,220
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The bright lights?</font>
591
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,105
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, look.</font>
592
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:25,731
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This could be you,
Bob.</font>
593
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your name in lights.
Look.</font>
594
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:40,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna get some
food
when we get home?</font>
595
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dinner is served.</font>
596
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,293
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You played a blinder.</font>
597
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:57,259
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>
598
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:01,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob.</font>
599
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:04,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
600
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,891
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're gonna
be a professional
cat-harness wearer now.</font>
601
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you think
about that?</font>
602
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:25,541
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, stranger.</font>
603
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:28,411
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Haven't seen you around.</font>
604
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's with the
sign?</font>
605
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going on a
march
to free farmed animals.</font>
606
00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:33,962
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Free what?</font>
607
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cows, pigs, chickens.</font>
608
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:36,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Turkeys.</font>
609
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,846
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You want them
just running in the street?</font>
610
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,106
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We want them not
to be murdered.
Don't tell me you're a carnivore.</font>
611
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:45,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've never really
thought about it.</font>
612
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,934
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, think about
it.</font>
613
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,691
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every bite you
take,
you're eating suffering.</font>
614
00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:52,523
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Living all posh
now, huh?</font>
615
00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:53,937
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Off the streets
and all?</font>
616
00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:55,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing
here?</font>
617
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,862
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought
I'd follow a friendly face.</font>
618
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:01,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought maybe
I could
crash with you for a bit, you know.</font>
619
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:04,284
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Spread the wealth
about a bit.</font>
620
00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:07,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hello, kitty.
- Hey! Go away, Baz, all right?</font>
621
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:09,205
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean it.</font>
622
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,624
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, anything.</font>
623
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,255
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had a bit of
hard lines, man.</font>
624
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,626
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James, please.</font>
625
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, James.</font>
626
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,504
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you.</font>
627
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:20,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right...</font>
628
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is for food,
Baz. All right?
- Promise. Yeah, for food.</font>
629
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:25,810
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please promise
me.
- Honestly.</font>
630
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, I promise.
- I mean it.</font>
631
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:31,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You need to
look after yourself, all right?</font>
632
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,985
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please, Baz,
just buy some food.
- I promise. I swear.</font>
633
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,190
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And don't come
back here, all right?</font>
634
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice cat.</font>
635
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:02,547
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
636
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:22,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you very
much.</font>
637
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,283
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you. Merry
Christmas.
- Brilliant.</font>
638
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:28,573
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- I hope you don't mind...</font>
639
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I got Bob a
little something
for Christmas.</font>
640
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:34,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that, Bob!
You want a bit of that?</font>
641
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:38,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- And I made him
a little something.
- You shouldn't have.</font>
642
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you. Look
at that!</font>
643
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I think he likes
it.
- Thank you so much.</font>
644
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're an angel.
- I wouldn't go that far.</font>
645
00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:46,928
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't always
a little old lady.</font>
646
00:48:50,302 --> 00:48:51,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
647
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that, Bob.
You're gonna have that later.</font>
648
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, Betty.</font>
649
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at Bob.</font>
650
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Doctor Who's twin.</font>
651
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:03,858
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Love the scarf.</font>
652
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,618
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. Just got
it.
- You all right? You look tired.</font>
653
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,535
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been busy.
Or rather, he has.</font>
654
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,745
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been demoted
to sidekick.</font>
655
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm starving. Can
I cook you dinner?</font>
656
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,203
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything...</font>
657
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...as long as it's
tuna.</font>
658
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm level 4. Vegan.</font>
659
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,546
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I have no idea
what you just said.
- I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.</font>
660
00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't get shadows
underwater,
do you?</font>
661
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,059
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about this,
I will cook you dinner.</font>
662
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:31,761
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you give me
an hour.</font>
663
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- Yeah?</font>
664
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay. An hour.
No more, no less.
- Okay.</font>
665
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,694
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think this is
a date, Bob.</font>
666
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,732
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So who did all
these paintings?</font>
667
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,026
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Only the most talented
painter I know.</font>
668
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:50,413
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Well, that narrows
it down.
- Steamed seitan with miso.</font>
669
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:56,043
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Just eat it.
It's good for you.
- Yeah.</font>
670
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:59,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm actually painting
my flat as well.</font>
671
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe not quite
like this, but...</font>
672
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can see.</font>
673
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:09,883
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just bloody bought
this.</font>
674
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:12,343
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got some turps
in the kitchen
if you want.</font>
675
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>
676
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Painting, buying.
Life must be good.</font>
677
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:19,900
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Feels like I'm
joining the real world
after all these years, you know?</font>
678
00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:23,442
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Meaning?
- Just...</font>
679
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I said
about my parents splitting up?</font>
680
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:27,824
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just got moved
around a lot and...</font>
681
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:31,408
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You went off the
rails a bit?
A little angry, a little wild?</font>
682
00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you could
say that.</font>
683
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,289
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, anyway, what
about you?</font>
684
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,415
<font face="Comic Sans MS">More wine?</font>
685
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:41,501
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
686
00:50:47,086 --> 00:50:50,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. We need
some real food, Bob.
What's it gonna be?</font>
687
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Want some hot dogs?</font>
688
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,806
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No? Okay.</font>
689
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:58,602
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, so, what
do you fancy?</font>
690
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,482
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wild Pacific pink
salmon?</font>
691
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,983
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that a yes?
Okay, we'll get one of them.</font>
692
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,446
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What else?</font>
693
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:07,819
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Some tuna?</font>
694
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?</font>
695
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. That's a
yes for that as well.</font>
696
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What else?</font>
697
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,491
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Boneless sardines?</font>
698
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,202
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you want
that, don't you?</font>
699
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,250
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. That's good.</font>
700
00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:26,338
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Salmon, tuna, sardines.
Good to go?</font>
701
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,006
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>
702
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:33,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We are gonna eat
like kings tomorrow, Bob.</font>
703
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll tell you what.</font>
704
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- We'll get these
as well.
- Of course.</font>
705
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:43,977
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like them?</font>
706
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:47,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. They're for
Betty.</font>
707
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:49,782
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, Bob.</font>
708
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:00,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
709
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,415
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
710
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:13,222
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no. Please.
Bob, down.</font>
711
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz. Baz, wake
up.</font>
712
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:18,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up, Baz. Wake
up!
Come on, wake up.</font>
713
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:21,059
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz? Hello? Wake
up.
Can you hear me?</font>
714
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,724
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz. Wake up.
Can somebody call an ambulance?</font>
715
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,564
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Bob, get away
from that.</font>
716
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,900
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Baz. Come
on.</font>
717
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,441
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wake up.
Help! Call an ambulance!</font>
718
00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:34,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- They're on the
way!
- Baz, listen to me. Come on.</font>
719
00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:35,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James!</font>
720
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,664
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Has he OD'd?
- Yeah.</font>
721
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:40,540
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Have you checked
his airways?
- No.</font>
722
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,825
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Help me get him
back.</font>
723
00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:43,327
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, come on.</font>
724
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is he breathing?</font>
725
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,169
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Baz, come on!</font>
726
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,583
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Baz, wake
up.</font>
727
00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,047
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, come on!</font>
728
00:52:55,214 --> 00:52:56,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's OD'd.
- What's his name?</font>
729
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Baz.
- Hello, Baz, can you hear me?</font>
730
00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,978
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You know what
he's taken?
- Heroin, heroin.</font>
731
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,765
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How old is he,
do you know?</font>
732
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's, like, 20.
- Baz, can you hear me?</font>
733
00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:09,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What have we got,
he's in respiratory arrest.</font>
734
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, Bob.
It's okay.</font>
735
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,819
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1, 2, 3, lift.</font>
736
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:15,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Move back, please,
move back!</font>
737
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Give us some room.</font>
738
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know a bit about
addicts.</font>
739
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was in Sheffield...</font>
740
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,507
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...studying a veterinary
course.</font>
741
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My parents didn't
call.</font>
742
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They drove up and
told me.</font>
743
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My brother was
everything to me.</font>
744
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:44,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Protector, teacher.</font>
745
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:46,811
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He was the best
painter I ever knew.</font>
746
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,226
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This was your...</font>
747
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:50,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your brother's
place.</font>
748
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:55,532
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He died right back
there
in the bathroom...</font>
749
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:58,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...needle still
in his arm.</font>
750
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,325
<font face="Comic Sans MS">28.</font>
751
00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- So why did you...?
- Move in here?</font>
752
00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:07,331
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To be near him.</font>
753
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:11,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He tried...</font>
754
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...so hard, to
get clean.</font>
755
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:18,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I guess that
he didn't want it enough.</font>
756
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:23,060
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or could want it
enough.</font>
757
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,892
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But he couldn't
do it...</font>
758
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...not even for
me.</font>
759
00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,569
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought you wanted
clean.</font>
760
00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I do. God, of course
I do.</font>
761
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:39,409
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why not now?</font>
762
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:42,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm ready to come
off the methadone.</font>
763
00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:43,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a process,
James.</font>
764
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:45,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my job to
manage
the process with you.</font>
765
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm down to 10
ml.</font>
766
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:51,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's revisit this
after the holidays.
God knows they're hard enough as it is.</font>
767
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you're doing
great.</font>
768
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just... I want...</font>
769
00:54:56,710 --> 00:55:00,260
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanna be clean.
I want to live a life, you know?</font>
770
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:03,885
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This kid I knew,
Baz...</font>
771
00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He...</font>
772
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He OD'd. He died.</font>
773
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I don't wanna
go that way.</font>
774
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:13,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>
775
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,688
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After the holidays.</font>
776
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,739
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?</font>
777
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:22,490
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I've got
another appointment.</font>
778
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:24,363
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
779
00:55:26,281 --> 00:55:27,282
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, no.</font>
780
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
781
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:32,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What are you
doing for Christmas?
- Betty said she'd spend it with me...</font>
782
00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:35,667
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...as long as I
didn't mention the words
"Christmas" or "merry" in any order.</font>
783
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:36,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My kind of girl.</font>
784
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,469
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ho, ho, ho, Happy
Cats-mas!</font>
785
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's all this?
- Happy Cats-mas, Bob.</font>
786
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,428
<font face="Comic Sans MS">New girlfriend
for you.
This is Bobina.</font>
787
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's not impressed.
- Sorry.</font>
788
00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:48,780
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He will. Just
playing hard to get.
- Don't panic, by the way.</font>
789
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:52,525
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This isn't a you-know-what
tree.
No, it's a lamp tree.</font>
790
00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Taste like turkey?</font>
791
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,574
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Not even vaguely.
- It does!</font>
792
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:03,406
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Tastes like rubber.
- No, it doesn't!</font>
793
00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:06,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's nice, but
what I think is
that if you're gonna eat tofu...</font>
794
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:10,201
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...why pretend
it's turkey,
or burgers or whatever?</font>
795
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,415
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's like giving
tofu
an inferiority complex.</font>
796
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:14,251
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let it be who it
wants to be.</font>
797
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I am tofu.</font>
798
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:17,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am inedible."</font>
799
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's not inedible!
- No.</font>
800
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Give it to Bob
to try.
- Okay.</font>
801
00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:23,930
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's a better
judge than you.
- Bob? What's that?</font>
802
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>
803
00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think we'll take
that as a "no."</font>
804
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,188
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love it!</font>
805
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,698
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah?
- Thank you.</font>
806
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,700
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right, so I'll
read this to you, mate.</font>
807
00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:48,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look.</font>
808
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Dear James
and Boblet...</font>
809
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,286
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...happy Cat-mas.
Lots of purrs and whiskers.</font>
810
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:54,704
<font face="Comic Sans MS">From Betty."</font>
811
00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:56,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good, right?</font>
812
00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:57,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
813
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:02,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this one of
your brother's?</font>
814
00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:03,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
815
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's just out...</font>
816
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,682
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, just out
there.</font>
817
00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:11,054
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Betty, that is
so beautiful.</font>
818
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:00,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
819
00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:02,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No. No, I can't
sing.
- Yes you can.</font>
820
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:06,362
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's awful. Horrible.</font>
821
00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
822
00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:13,786
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
823
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. Is
it crazy?</font>
824
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, surprising
your dad
and his new family on New Year's Eve...</font>
825
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:24,423
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...when they've
given no indication
that they want you there?</font>
826
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, when
you put it like that...</font>
827
00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:30,341
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But he didn't exactly
say
I couldn't come.</font>
828
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, I don't know,
things have been
going pretty good lately.</font>
829
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:49,026
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you ever wonder
why people kiss with their lips?</font>
830
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, why not...</font>
831
00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...rub ears like,
"I want to hear you."</font>
832
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or wrists, like
this.</font>
833
00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:01,898
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you did way
too many threes!
And there's not even a 7 on the dice.</font>
834
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:05,061
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You cheated.
You have to go back.
- If you cheat, I get an extra card!</font>
835
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:07,321
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's cheating.
You've gotta put that back.</font>
836
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:10,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't you play
quietly? Come on.
Have you cleaned your teeth?</font>
837
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:14,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't cheat!
That's cheating!
- Oh, come on! For goodness' sake.</font>
838
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,746
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy families,
eh, Bob?</font>
839
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, come
on. We've got this far.</font>
840
01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:21,418
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Girls! Come and
clean this up.</font>
841
01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:23,203
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what?</font>
842
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:24,542
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's put you under
here.</font>
843
01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:27,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Girls, they'll
be here in a minute.
- Two surprise guests...</font>
844
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:30,844
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...might be more
than they can handle.
No, come on. Come on.</font>
845
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,345
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
846
01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:34,723
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's the door
now. All right!</font>
847
01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy New Year.</font>
848
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:44,648
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>
849
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:47,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you doing?
All right?</font>
850
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:48,729
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice house.</font>
851
01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi, kids.
- Girls, you remember your brother.</font>
852
01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:54,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pris, Faith, this
is James.</font>
853
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've grown up
so much
since I last saw you.</font>
854
01:00:57,112 --> 01:01:00,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What were you playing
in there?
Dad and I used to play Trivial Pursuit.</font>
855
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:01,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You remember?
- Yes.</font>
856
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,887
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You let me play
the adult version
that weekend before I left for Melbourne.</font>
857
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Did I?
- Yeah.</font>
858
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:07,164
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She was cheating.</font>
859
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:08,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And Mummy doesn't
like you.</font>
860
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,175
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mummy says you're
a junkie.</font>
861
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I didn't cheat,
you cheated.
- Did not, you cheated!</font>
862
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:15,097
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- She says I'm
a junkie.
- Stop it, girls!</font>
863
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Where did she
get that idea from?
- Stop it.</font>
864
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,068
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't be here.
We've got guests coming.</font>
865
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,528
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Girls! Mummy will
be down in a minute.</font>
866
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought you said
New Year's would be okay.</font>
867
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said "maybe."
You should have called.</font>
868
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a junkie.
He's a junkie.</font>
869
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:28,244
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Will you leave
the tree alone?
- James is a junkie!</font>
870
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:29,895
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A recovering addict,
actually.</font>
871
01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,822
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Daddy, he's got
a cat!
- What the hell?</font>
872
01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,699
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, kids, meet
Bob.</font>
873
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:38,742
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, hey hey! Bob!
Bob!</font>
874
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Pris, leave it!
- Come here, Bob.</font>
875
01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Faith, stop screaming!
- Jack, what is going on?</font>
876
01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:45,126
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're coming
at 8:00.</font>
877
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,502
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's James.</font>
878
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Hilary. Happy
New Year. Bob.</font>
879
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:53,043
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's he doing
here? Faith.
- Mummy, Mummy! He's got a cat!</font>
880
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- But she's allergic!
- I know!</font>
881
01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:56,547
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
882
01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:58,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Pris, stop chasing...
- Get that thing out of here!</font>
883
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,763
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- She'll have an
attack.
- I'm trying.</font>
884
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,849
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- James, please.
- Come on, Bob. Come on.</font>
885
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,106
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come here. Bob,
come on, mate.
- For goodness' sake, James.</font>
886
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,891
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob!
- No!</font>
887
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was my mother's.</font>
888
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:14,860
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>
889
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:17,867
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Bob. I'm so
sorry.</font>
890
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,653
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Get out of my
house!
- Bob!</font>
891
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,163
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You and your
creature, just get out!
- Come on.</font>
892
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, I'm
sorry!</font>
893
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:28,461
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, come on.
It's okay.</font>
894
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:30,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Calm down.
- How did he get in?</font>
895
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:33,087
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's my son. You
think I'd
close the door in his face?</font>
896
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What have I told
you!
- Let's get your lead on.</font>
897
01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,215
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What?
- Don't let him in!</font>
898
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want to stroke
him.</font>
899
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,804
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I?
- Yeah, you can try.</font>
900
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,970
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's so cute.
- When he's here everything goes wrong!</font>
901
01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:47,021
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- How old is he?
- I don't know.</font>
902
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I want a kitten.
- He's never allowed into this house!</font>
903
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:52,485
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My friend Sammy
has a kitten.</font>
904
01:02:52,644 --> 01:02:54,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Make sure he's
out of here!</font>
905
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Happy New Year,
Dad.</font>
906
01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:26,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks.</font>
907
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice to see you
again.</font>
908
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:07,723
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cats are weird.</font>
909
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:11,932
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, right there.</font>
910
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:14,226
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's it. Go
on.
- Hey!</font>
911
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,521
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Piss off, you
moron!
- Looks more like "piss on" to me.</font>
912
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,406
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get that dog away
from here.
I'm trying to play here. Come on.</font>
913
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:22,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on.
- What?</font>
914
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,945
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Don't touch me.
- Can you get that person out of here?</font>
915
01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:29,499
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's all right,
Bob. It's okay.
- Don't touch me! Shut up!</font>
916
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,457
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi, back off! Back
off!</font>
917
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:34,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got a cat
under here!</font>
918
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:37,382
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oi! Oi! That's
enough!</font>
919
01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,087
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Give it up!
- Hey!</font>
920
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,422
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's him, it's
not me!</font>
921
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:42,007
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The dog needed
a piss.</font>
922
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,923
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's your fault!
It's that dog!
I've got a cat in here!</font>
923
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,262
<font face="Comic Sans MS">CCTV proved it
wasn't your fault.</font>
924
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,726
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're prohibited
from busking
for 6 months.</font>
925
01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,015
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said where's
Bob?</font>
926
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:56,452
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you want to
thank me for
coming down here and bailing you out?</font>
927
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:59,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe you can focus.
You can't go back to Covent Garden.</font>
928
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:02,361
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're banned
from busking.
- I wanna know where my cat is!</font>
929
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:05,244
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You missed your
meds, didn't you?
- I just wanna know where Bob is.</font>
930
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:09,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's safe. He's
in the police kennel.
We can go and get him right now.</font>
931
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:12,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got yourself
arrested,
and you didn't get your methadone.</font>
932
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:13,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>
933
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,082
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are so close.</font>
934
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,417
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't lose it now.</font>
935
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,458
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It wasn't my fault,
none of this.
It wasn't my fault.</font>
936
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,046
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna call
the chemist...</font>
937
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...authorize them
to give it to you
even though you missed it yesterday.</font>
938
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:28,095
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You go straight
there. I'll get Bob. Okay?</font>
939
01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,980
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello.</font>
940
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,492
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you fail to
show up any day,
we can't give you the medication.</font>
941
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But she called
you, didn't she?
My key worker, she called?</font>
942
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,858
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just warning
you.</font>
943
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
944
01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:45,066
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sign.
- Yeah.</font>
945
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:52,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man.</font>
946
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:06,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Let me explain!
- What's to explain? I have eyes, James.</font>
947
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:08,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're an addict.
You lied to me!</font>
948
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:10,304
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I didn't!</font>
949
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:13,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I just shaded
the truth a little.
- Oh, please!</font>
950
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, look! Okay,
yeah,
I'm on the methadone program...</font>
951
01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:19,769
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I haven't
used for 3 months.
Believe me. I am trying to get clean.</font>
952
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,902
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't be around
addicts.
I told you that.</font>
953
01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:24,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just, it's
too much...</font>
954
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,859
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't do it.
And I wasn't shading the truth.</font>
955
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:29,653
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This dog came after
Bob,
and I was trying to protect him.</font>
956
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then this whole
fight broke out,
and then I got arrested.</font>
957
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,217
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't doing
anything wrong.
It wasn't my fault.</font>
958
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now I can't busk.
If I do,
then I'll get arrested again.</font>
959
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:41,126
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then I don't
know
what will even happen to Bob.</font>
960
01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:43,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't sing,
you can't make any money.</font>
961
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if you do sing,
you'll get arrested.</font>
962
01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:48,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And all you're
thinking about
is what happens to the cat!</font>
963
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>When you
sell our magazine,
you get out what you put in.</i></font>
964
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,132
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how they
say
weed is a gateway drug?</font>
965
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:26,384
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'm a little
familiar
with the concept.</font>
966
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,921
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, The Big Issue
is a gateway opportunity.</font>
967
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:32,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll start you
off with a handful of
free ones. Just like a pusher, right?</font>
968
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You sell them,
the next ones
you buy from us.</font>
969
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:37,728
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sell those, make
a little profit,
buy even more.</font>
970
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:41,608
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After a while,
you get better territories,
work your way up, etcetera.</font>
971
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,768
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Before you know
it,
you're Rupert Murdock...</font>
972
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,107
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...except not a
dickhead.</font>
973
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:47,443
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't sell
them,
we don't buy them back.</font>
974
01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:48,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you gotta plan.</font>
975
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,863
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You get one designated
territory. Get it?</font>
976
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:52,823
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Poach on anyone
else,
and you're done.</font>
977
01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,659
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Period. Boom. Clear?</font>
978
01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,368
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Boom. Clear.
- Good.</font>
979
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't have
an animal in your photo.</font>
980
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,086
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is your
official ID.
- What animal?</font>
981
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't see an
animal.
This is my co-pilot.</font>
982
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:06,212
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I heard about
that.</font>
983
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:07,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
984
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:09,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look this way.</font>
985
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,129
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say "cheese,"
Bob.</font>
986
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what?</font>
987
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I might have just
the right thing
for you two.</font>
988
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:18,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It'll cost a tenner,
but it's worth it.</font>
989
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue!
Big Issue!</i></font>
990
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:43,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue!
Come on, guys! Give it a try!
Help Bob and I! Big Issue!</i></font>
991
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,252
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey. Big Issue?
- Can I have a selfie with the cat?</font>
992
01:08:47,415 --> 01:08:50,339
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You take a picture,
and then you buy a paper. How's that?</font>
993
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:53,254
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Is that a deal?
- You are a good businessman. I like it.</font>
994
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:55,014
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob, look
at the camera.</font>
995
01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,426
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There you go.
- Thank you.</font>
996
01:08:57,592 --> 01:09:00,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He wants to give
you a high-5.
High-5, Bob.</font>
997
01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:03,064
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- High-5 there.
- That's 2.50 pounds.</font>
998
01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:05,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've only got 2.30
pounds. Is that all right?</font>
999
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I can see that's
2.50 pounds.
- I'll owe it to you.</font>
1000
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:09,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Excuse me, mate.
- Hey, mate.</font>
1001
01:09:09,395 --> 01:09:10,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello. Peter Gruner.</font>
1002
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:13,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm from the
Islington Tribune.
- Thank you.</font>
1003
01:09:13,274 --> 01:09:15,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Would you mind
if I did a story
on you and the cat?</font>
1004
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are you taking
the mick?
- Can I pet him?</font>
1005
01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:21,787
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can try.
Just behind the ears.
- See? You're a human interest story.</font>
1006
01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:23,292
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's that?
- Would you mind?</font>
1007
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:25,537
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, right. Yeah,
sure.</font>
1008
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look this way,
Bob.</font>
1009
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:28,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, look over
there.</font>
1010
01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:30,420
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Lovely.</font>
1011
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:33,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Let me get another
one. Hang on.
<i>- Big Issue!</i></font>
1012
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,008
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue.</i></font>
1013
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,173
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Bob cat. Bob
cat.</font>
1014
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:41,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue.
Big Issue.</i></font>
1015
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue.</i></font>
1016
01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:45,807
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bloody stupid cat.</font>
1017
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mate.</font>
1018
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:17,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go screw yourself.</font>
1019
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, watch your
mouth.
I've got a minor here.</font>
1020
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:23,265
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me, sir.</font>
1021
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:25,055
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir! Sir.</font>
1022
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Me?
- Can I take a picture of you and your cat?</font>
1023
01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,901
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please?
- Yeah, sure. Sure.</font>
1024
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, Bob.
He likes your hat.</font>
1025
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:38,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Great.
- Thank you. Can we buy a magazine?</font>
1026
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:41,287
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, it's not
my patch.
You've got to speak to that guy.</font>
1027
01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:42,538
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We really wanna
help.</font>
1028
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You can't...
- Thank you.</font>
1029
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,334
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Have a great
day.
- Okay. All right. And you.</font>
1030
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:50,830
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I wasn't
poaching.
He knows I wasn't poaching.</font>
1031
01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:52,544
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My patch, you're
selling papers.</font>
1032
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,334
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What else do
you call it?
- Envy.</font>
1033
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Envy? I'll envy
your arse...
- Stop! Stop it!</font>
1034
01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:59,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- James, you knew
the rules.
- I wasn't selling...</font>
1035
01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,133
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1 month, no papers.</font>
1036
01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:03,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on! Don't
do this.
I wasn't selling, I promise you.</font>
1037
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:06,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was this
one couple.
You saw what happened.</font>
1038
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:08,181
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So they forced
you to sell to them?</font>
1039
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:10,787
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I wasn't trying
to...
- Look, you're taking business off me.</font>
1040
01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:12,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why are you making
this up?
Why are you picking on me?</font>
1041
01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:14,821
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You took the
money. Yeah?
- Enough. Enough.</font>
1042
01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:17,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1 month, no papers.</font>
1043
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:35,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
1044
01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:38,131
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing.</font>
1045
01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,177
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just the chaos.</font>
1046
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:43,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Chaos around drug
addicts?</font>
1047
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:46,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where life's a
constant shit storm...</font>
1048
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:47,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...that kind of
chaos?</font>
1049
01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:56,733
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, put the frog
down.</font>
1050
01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,363
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leave it.</font>
1051
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">1, 2...</font>
1052
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:22,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks, there you
go.</font>
1053
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:41,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll leave that
one.
That's for the tuna. Thank you.</font>
1054
01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,445
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on. There
you go.</font>
1055
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:47,413
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You need this more
than me.</font>
1056
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
1057
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cheers.</font>
1058
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
1059
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,588
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob.</font>
1060
01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:50,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mate, there's nothing
there.</font>
1061
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's empty, mate.</font>
1062
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,267
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob...</font>
1063
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,488
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, stop it.</font>
1064
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:07,572
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Give it a rest,
mate. Come on.</font>
1065
01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:11,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob.</font>
1066
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,747
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop it!</font>
1067
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,338
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>
1068
01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:22,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know. I know
you're hungry, buddy.</font>
1069
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,461
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>
1070
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll find a way,
okay?</font>
1071
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:33,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll find a way.</font>
1072
01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,648
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James. What are
you doing?</font>
1073
01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:22,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Betty. Hi. I'm
just...
- Wait, you've been banned from busking.</font>
1074
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,687
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, Bob's hungry,
I'm hungry...</font>
1075
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:25,855
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you get arrested...</font>
1076
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,333
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...you won't
be able to feed Bob.
- They're not gonna arrest me here.</font>
1077
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, do you think
you're just above the rules?</font>
1078
01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like they don't
apply to you?
So typical.</font>
1079
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Typical of what,
Betty?
- Stop it.</font>
1080
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,283
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, go on, say
it. Let them hear.
- Stop it.</font>
1081
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:39,386
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What am I supposed
to do?
How am I supposed to eat?</font>
1082
01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:41,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't know.
- What do you want me to do...</font>
1083
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,545
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...just erase the
last 20 years of my life
and start over?</font>
1084
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:45,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know!</font>
1085
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,092
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I would if I could.</font>
1086
01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:49,219
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know
who shouts like this in public?</font>
1087
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:52,723
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Junkies do. And
the people
who fall in love with them, that's who.</font>
1088
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,053
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't do this
again.</font>
1089
01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't like it
any more than you.</font>
1090
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:06,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Those are the rules.</font>
1091
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Welcome back.
- Thank you.</font>
1092
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,657
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>
1093
01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Watch yourself,
okay?</font>
1094
01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:13,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
1095
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Big Issue!</i>
Give it a try! Help Bob and I!</font>
1096
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Big Issue. Come
on.</font>
1097
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:19,825
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, mate.</font>
1098
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:21,535
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you very
much.</font>
1099
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,581
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's adorable.
- This is Bob. You wanna say hello?</font>
1100
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:25,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Say hello.
- Hi!</font>
1101
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. Care for
a Big Issue, madam?
- Oh, yes.</font>
1102
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Actually, we
came to see the cat.
- Oh, yeah?</font>
1103
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:35,942
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Graham can't
stop talking about him.
- Where's he from?</font>
1104
01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:38,185
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's beautiful,
isn't he? I found him.</font>
1105
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Do you like Bob?
2.50 pounds, please.
- All right.</font>
1106
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:43,649
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah. He's my
best mate.
- You want the best for him...</font>
1107
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There you go.
- ...all of that.</font>
1108
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,644
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you very
much. Of course.</font>
1109
01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,984
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What I mean is,
I'd be willing to take him.</font>
1110
01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:50,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, to buy him.</font>
1111
01:16:51,398 --> 01:16:52,820
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- How much?
- He's not for sale.</font>
1112
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:55,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Obviously this
isn't the
best environment for an animal...</font>
1113
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:57,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Please.
- ...living on the street and all.</font>
1114
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:00,374
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yes, all right,
darling.
- We've got a flat...</font>
1115
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We'd be able to
give him
all the things you can't...</font>
1116
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...like a decent
home.
- He's not for sale.</font>
1117
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,339
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sure you
could use cash.
- No, I don't want your money.</font>
1118
01:17:07,498 --> 01:17:10,217
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about how much
for your kid?
I'll trade you.</font>
1119
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:12,504
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll give him
a decent home.
- Excuse me?</font>
1120
01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:14,968
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How dare you.
That's exceptionally rude.</font>
1121
01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:18,263
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1122
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! No!</font>
1123
01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:21,603
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1124
01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:25,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come back!</font>
1125
01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1126
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:32,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1127
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1128
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:43,409
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1129
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:45,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you so much.</font>
1130
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me,
did you see a cat here?</font>
1131
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,425
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A ginger cat? No?</font>
1132
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,926
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1133
01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,220
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1134
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,427
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1135
01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:00,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
1136
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,346
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob.</font>
1137
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:07,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, mate.
Where are you?</font>
1138
01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:08,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob?</font>
1139
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:11,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob?</font>
1140
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,612
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What if a dog got
him? Or a car, or...</font>
1141
01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't...</font>
1142
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's been 2 nights,
you know.</font>
1143
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,378
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I'm not saying
this is it...</font>
1144
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,299
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but maybe Bob
did
what he was meant to do.</font>
1145
01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:39,140
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's a cat.
Cats are independent animals.</font>
1146
01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:41,346
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my own stupid
fault.</font>
1147
01:18:41,508 --> 01:18:43,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't watching
him.</font>
1148
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:47,224
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know,
I promised I'd take care of him...</font>
1149
01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:50,935
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I wasn't
watching him.</font>
1150
01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:52,621
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This isn't a time
you wanna be on your own.</font>
1151
01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:55,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What about your
dad, or Betty?
- No, I need to...</font>
1152
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:59,281
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need to get home.
I need to wait for him there.</font>
1153
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:01,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe he'll come
back.</font>
1154
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:03,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I really think
you should
have someone with you.</font>
1155
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,332
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He might come back,
mightn't he?</font>
1156
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:06,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He might do, yeah.</font>
1157
01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:08,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He could come home,
couldn't he?</font>
1158
01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>
1159
01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:50,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know these two.</font>
1160
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:53,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I used to see them
all the time
when he was singing.</font>
1161
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,882
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But look at this.</font>
1162
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This guy and his
cat
are all over YouTube.</font>
1163
01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:58,377
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at the hits.</font>
1164
01:19:58,544 --> 01:19:59,545
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Over a million.</font>
1165
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,845
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're on Instagram.
And Facebook.</font>
1166
01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:05,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is so cute.</font>
1167
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:07,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.</font>
1168
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:10,306
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Incredible.
- So you're thinking a book?</font>
1169
01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:48,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You looking for
paradise?</font>
1170
01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I've got
it all here.</font>
1171
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:53,733
<font face="Comic Sans MS">White, brown, whatever
you like.</font>
1172
01:20:59,772 --> 01:21:01,365
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I want my cat.</font>
1173
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:04,864
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm looking for
a ginger cat.</font>
1174
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you seen it
anywhere?</font>
1175
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:11,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
1176
01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Bob!</font>
1177
01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:35,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>
1178
01:21:35,265 --> 01:21:36,892
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mister.</font>
1179
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:39,441
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where have you
been, hey?</font>
1180
01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where have you
been?</font>
1181
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Bob.</font>
1182
01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:50,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where have you
been?</font>
1183
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:53,784
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm ready.</font>
1184
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:56,290
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you are,
too.</font>
1185
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's about weathering
the tests, James.</font>
1186
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:03,093
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Can I do
it straight?"
That's always an addict's question.</font>
1187
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,926
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Think of the worst
flu you've ever had.</font>
1188
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:09,843
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Multiply that by
a hundred.
Do you know what "riding the bike" is?</font>
1189
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:13,141
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When you can't
keep your legs still
even when you're lying down.</font>
1190
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,852
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For a week, every
day will be a fight.</font>
1191
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:18,733
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Every hour, a struggle
not to go out and score-.</font>
1192
01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's harder coming
off methadone
than kicking heroin.</font>
1193
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:24,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't do it
on your own.</font>
1194
01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not.</font>
1195
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,615
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got him. He
got me this far.</font>
1196
01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:34,124
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The other day,
we were selling papers,
and this guy came up to us.</font>
1197
01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,580
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really well-dressed...</font>
1198
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:38,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...the sort that
wouldn't wanna
share the pavement with me before.</font>
1199
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:42,090
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He called me "sir."</font>
1200
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Sir, do you
mind
if I take your picture?"</font>
1201
01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,681
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No one's ever called
me "sir" before.</font>
1202
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,099
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's because
of Bob.</font>
1203
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:54,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's shown me what
life could be like...</font>
1204
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,972
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...on the other
side.</font>
1205
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:21,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Betty?</font>
1206
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,969
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you're in
there.</font>
1207
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,383
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted to
say you're not gonna
see me for a few days.</font>
1208
01:23:32,549 --> 01:23:34,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Val's given me
the go-ahead.</font>
1209
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:37,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I'm doing it.</font>
1210
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:44,646
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry that
I've disappointed you.</font>
1211
01:23:47,147 --> 01:23:49,570
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After all this...</font>
1212
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I'll make it
up to you.</font>
1213
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,827
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll make it up
to everyone I ever knew.</font>
1214
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,209
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted to
let you know.</font>
1215
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:16,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna need
food, a stockpile...</font>
1216
01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:20,143
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...because any
excuse to go outside,
and you're gonna try and score.</font>
1217
01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:22,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me bring you
the food.
Then lock the door.</font>
1218
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,977
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tofu?</font>
1219
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:28,606
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll make an exception
this once.</font>
1220
01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:30,024
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
1221
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:33,364
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that's all.
I don't want you to see me like that.</font>
1222
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:34,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I've got Bob.</font>
1223
01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:36,705
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He'll look after
me.</font>
1224
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:31,562
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob!</i></font>
1225
01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:12,023
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey.</font>
1226
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,605
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, mister.</font>
1227
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,124
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm proud of you,
James.</font>
1228
01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:12,121
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, what are you
gonna do now?</font>
1229
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:13,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, first thing...</font>
1230
01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:16,375
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I'm gonna try
and find
a way to thank you.</font>
1231
01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:17,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here.</font>
1232
01:28:21,505 --> 01:28:24,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, come
on, mister.
Let's go. Come on.</font>
1233
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:26,802
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
1234
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:30,730
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You take care of
yourself.</font>
1235
01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:32,687
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you.</font>
1236
01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:34,601
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks, Val.</font>
1237
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, mate.</font>
1238
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:39,777
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Coming.</font>
1239
01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:44,573
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that one
too.</font>
1240
01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:46,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll go in, yeah?</font>
1241
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,575
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wanna give us a
hand with this?</font>
1242
01:28:49,741 --> 01:28:50,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ready.</font>
1243
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,161
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, I don't
know
why the door was shut...</font>
1244
01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,130
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Hi.</font>
1245
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,258
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you.</font>
1246
01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:00,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You did it.</font>
1247
01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:02,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, just.</font>
1248
01:29:03,547 --> 01:29:06,050
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You look great.
- Thanks.</font>
1249
01:29:06,216 --> 01:29:07,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you feel?</font>
1250
01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:11,347
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, now I feel
good.</font>
1251
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:14,645
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Same...</font>
1252
01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:16,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but totally
different.</font>
1253
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:19,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's going on?
You're moving.</font>
1254
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:20,446
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
1255
01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:22,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going home
for a while.</font>
1256
01:29:22,732 --> 01:29:25,326
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Right.
- I can't stay here.</font>
1257
01:29:26,361 --> 01:29:27,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not my life.</font>
1258
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:30,703
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was my brother's...</font>
1259
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:32,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...and I need to
move on.</font>
1260
01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:34,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- You actually helped me see that.</font>
1261
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:37,163
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>
1262
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:38,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
1263
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It doesn't necessarily
mean goodbye.</font>
1264
01:29:43,670 --> 01:29:45,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No.
- Wait.</font>
1265
01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:53,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For you.</font>
1266
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:55,983
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I made this one.</font>
1267
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:59,566
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You just have
to hang it over...
- Yeah, I know what these are.</font>
1268
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
1269
01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,695
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my address.
It's my parents' address.</font>
1270
01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:07,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's where
I'll be staying.
- Elizabeth Robinson.</font>
1271
01:30:08,111 --> 01:30:09,738
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my real name.</font>
1272
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,824
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, reality.</font>
1273
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,373
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My number's on
there, too...</font>
1274
01:30:15,535 --> 01:30:16,707
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...in case you
need me.</font>
1275
01:30:18,371 --> 01:30:19,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Until we meet again.</font>
1276
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:24,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There was a guy
hanging around
who wanted to give you this.</font>
1277
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:26,213
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He asked me to
make sure you got it.</font>
1278
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Literary agency.</font>
1279
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:31,810
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>
1280
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:35,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Say hi to Bob.
- I will do.</font>
1281
01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Good luck.
- Yeah, you too.</font>
1282
01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:38,642
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye.</font>
1283
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,783
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, we were thinking
a book,
for starters.</font>
1284
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:49,982
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- We'd like to
team you with a ghostwriter.
- He'll help you tell your story.</font>
1285
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, stories.</font>
1286
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:55,492
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We think it would
make a great book.</font>
1287
01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:57,661
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or a series of
books.</font>
1288
01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:02,215
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The important thing
is
we need to get hold of you.</font>
1289
01:31:02,374 --> 01:31:05,048
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I don't actually
have a phone currently.
- Okay.</font>
1290
01:31:05,585 --> 01:31:07,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We can sort that.
Should we get one for Bob?</font>
1291
01:31:07,754 --> 01:31:09,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think we can
share.</font>
1292
01:31:10,674 --> 01:31:12,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Looks like he wants
to write it, though.</font>
1293
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:25,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you...</font>
1294
01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:27,608
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm clean, Dad.</font>
1295
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- "Clean"
as, what, like...?
- Everything.</font>
1296
01:31:33,029 --> 01:31:35,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just wanted you
to know.</font>
1297
01:31:37,867 --> 01:31:38,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I was...</font>
1298
01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:42,171
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was thinking
while I was
standing here just now...</font>
1299
01:31:43,039 --> 01:31:47,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...the last time
I wasn't high in front of you...</font>
1300
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I was 11.</font>
1301
01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:52,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Before Australia.</font>
1302
01:31:55,552 --> 01:31:57,179
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanted to apologize.</font>
1303
01:31:59,431 --> 01:32:01,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For everything.</font>
1304
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,902
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't blame you
for giving up on me.</font>
1305
01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,660
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, Dad, I don't
want your money.</font>
1306
01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:26,332
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't give up
on you.</font>
1307
01:32:28,835 --> 01:32:30,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was ashamed...</font>
1308
01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:32,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...of myself.</font>
1309
01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,426
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was never afraid
to fly.</font>
1310
01:32:37,927 --> 01:32:40,146
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just didn't know
how to do...</font>
1311
01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:45,026
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't know how
to be your father.</font>
1312
01:32:51,941 --> 01:32:54,785
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the one who
needs to apologize.</font>
1313
01:32:55,862 --> 01:32:58,206
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No...
- Jack, what are you doing out there?</font>
1314
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,083
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm talking to
my son.</font>
1315
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:10,801
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And my grandson.</font>
1316
01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,722
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Got him on a lead,
don't worry.</font>
1317
01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:23,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait till you see
the screensaver.</font>
1318
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,642
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that.</font>
1319
01:33:27,727 --> 01:33:28,819
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah?</font>
1320
01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:35,534
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where'd they go,
hey?</font>
1321
01:33:36,778 --> 01:33:39,122
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you doing
in the deep blue sea there, Bob?</font>
1322
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, come on. I've
gotta get this bloke
Gary a load of notes.</font>
1323
01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,003
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop fishing.</font>
1324
01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:57,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Morning, monster.</font>
1325
01:33:59,008 --> 01:34:00,134
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, mate.</font>
1326
01:34:02,428 --> 01:34:03,850
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Caught any fish
yet?</font>
1327
01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:11,697
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>How is
a guy, who's spent a third
of his life checked out, to write a book?</i></font>
1328
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:15,533
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob, help
me out here.</font>
1329
01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:17,619
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm stuck.</font>
1330
01:34:26,911 --> 01:34:29,005
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Bob!</font>
1331
01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:40,012
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just loved it.</font>
1332
01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:41,643
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Every word.
- Thank you.</font>
1333
01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:43,303
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you.
- Thank you. Okay.</font>
1334
01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:45,847
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James, we're about
to start.</font>
1335
01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:49,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not before you
say hi
to your biggest fan.</font>
1336
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,441
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Betty.
- I'm so proud of you.</font>
1337
01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:55,607
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi. Thanks for
coming.</font>
1338
01:34:58,693 --> 01:34:59,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">James.</font>
1339
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:03,702
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- James.
- Yeah.</font>
1340
01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:05,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob.
- Okay.</font>
1341
01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:07,744
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Off you go.</font>
1342
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Bob.</font>
1343
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:12,465
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Great, thank you.</font>
1344
01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,467
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Ready?
- Yeah.</font>
1345
01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:17,587
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Good luck.
- Thank you.</font>
1346
01:35:17,754 --> 01:35:19,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob.</font>
1347
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, Dad.
- Son.</font>
1348
01:35:23,635 --> 01:35:26,013
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's all a bit
overwhelming.
- Yeah.</font>
1349
01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:28,978
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got your scarf.</font>
1350
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:31,142
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I told you he wasn't
a stray.</font>
1351
01:35:31,601 --> 01:35:32,773
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, you good?</font>
1352
01:35:32,936 --> 01:35:33,937
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
1353
01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:40,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, Bob. High-5.</font>
1354
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:42,408
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good boy.</font>
1355
01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,085
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, everyone.</font>
1356
01:35:49,535 --> 01:35:52,084
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Didn't expect there
to be
so many people here.</font>
1357
01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:56,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I could make some
joke about there
not being enough room to swing a cat...</font>
1358
01:35:56,668 --> 01:35:59,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...but I don't
think Bob would like that.</font>
1359
01:36:01,130 --> 01:36:03,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">A friend helped
me with this.</font>
1360
01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:07,388
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And when I was
stuck,
her advice was...</font>
1361
01:36:07,553 --> 01:36:10,853
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...start by mentioning
that
everyone gets a second chance.</font>
1362
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:15,107
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But that not everyone
manages to take them.</font>
1363
01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:18,610
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Luckily for me...</font>
1364
01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:22,323
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...I had some
very important companions...</font>
1365
01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:24,704
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...to help with
my second chance.</font>
1366
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:27,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And then she said...</font>
1367
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:30,210
<font face="Comic Sans MS">...to just tell
the truth.</font>
1368
01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:32,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And that's what
I've done.</font>
1369
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:45,641
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Absolutely loved
it, mate. Well done.
- Thank you.</font>
1370
01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:50,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Little paw print
there.</font>
1371
01:36:50,596 --> 01:36:52,098
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you so
much.
- Here you go.</font>
1372
01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:56,861
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You enjoy that?
- Felt like I lived every moment.</font>
1373
01:36:57,395 --> 01:36:58,442
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good.</font>
1374
01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:01,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi.
- Hi.</font>
1375
01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:29,927
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, you guys.</font>
1376
01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:35,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Keep it going.
That's great.</font>
1377
01:37:35,516 --> 01:37:36,893
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you guys.</font>
1378
01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:50,452
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Beautiful!
That's great.
Now, the basses.</i></font>
1379
01:37:55,912 --> 01:37:57,289
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Come on,
get low.</i></font>
1380
01:38:02,251 --> 01:38:03,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All together!</font>
1381
01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it, beautiful!</font>
1382
01:38:14,639 --> 01:38:16,186
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We'll break it
down now.</font>
1383
01:38:35,827 --> 01:38:38,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah!
Give yourself a round of applause!</i></font>
1384
01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:40,419
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, brother. Yes,
mate.</font>
1385
01:38:40,581 --> 01:38:42,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice one, dude.
Bob the cat, eh?</font>
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