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THE BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL
SPECIAL JURY PRIZE
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TO <i>A WOMAN IS A WOMAN</i>
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FOR ITS ORIGINALITY, YOUTHFULNESS,
DARING AND IMPERTINENCE.
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BEST ACTRESS: ANNA KARINA
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FOR A DISPLAY OF QUALITIES
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RARE IN A NEWCOMER.
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ONCE
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UPON A TIME
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Coffee, very white.
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A coffee, green.
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What time is it?
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5:30.
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It’s too hot. Gotta run.
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I’M EXPECTING A BABY
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SLEEPING BEAUTY
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How about this?
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You don’t have anything sexier?
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Let’s go, children.
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Hi.
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Still mad?
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- No, precious.
- Then you love me?
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Yes...
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my precious!
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Look.
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What a pretty postcard, Emile.
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Why are you crying?
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Because I’d like to be
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both yellow animals at the same time.
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Always asking for the impossible.
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I’ll take my drum and beat it.
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Hi, Angela.
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You look so sad.
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Not at all.
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We have to talk.
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Go take a long walk somewhere else.
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This is serious.
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I don’t have time. I’m late.
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What’re you thinking?
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Nothing.
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I think I exist.
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There she goes.
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<i>Hurry, Angela.</i>
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Hi, kids.
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Happy unbirthday.
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Got my newspaper for the horoscope?
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Read mine: Virgo.
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- You go on before Daniele, so hurry.
- What for?
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Ask Luciano.
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- A pack of Gitanes.
- Ten francs.
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You’ll get your money.
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Dominique out of the hospital?
- She has your thingamajig.
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What’s this? It’s so cute.
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I got it at the department store.
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Really cute.
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Did you read the horoscope?
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"Virgo...
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Romance:
A blessed event is on the way."
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No kidding.
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This is great.
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Seen my new act?
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Watch this.
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Great.
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Did you go to the Champs Elysees?
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- Why not?
- Because.
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- Meaning?
- There are more important things to do.
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Hurry, Angela. You’re on soon.
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- Here I am.
- I have your thing.
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- How does it work?
- It’s easy.
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I’ll put it in the drawer.
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Okay.
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<i>You’ll be like the man</i>
<i>who saw the man</i>
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<i>who saw the man</i>
<i>who saw the man</i>
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<i>who saw the bear.</i>
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"Creations of art are the 40 days
of nature’s glorious life."
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<i>People usually admire</i>
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<i>That tower built by Eiffel</i>
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<i>But I’d rather take in</i>
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<i>Angela, who’s an eyeful</i>
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<i>People always wonder why</i>
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<i>Men go crazy when I walk by</i>
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<i>It’s simple, really</i>
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<i>The truth is plain to see</i>
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<i>I’ve got breasts</i>
<i>to make men holler</i>
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<i>And eyes like purple gems</i>
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<i>A little sailor’s collar</i>
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<i>And panties made of...</i>
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<i>I just hate it when it’s early</i>
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<i>And I’m pulled out of the sack</i>
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<i>I just love it when</i>
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<i>Someone strokes my back</i>
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<i>I’m the kind who always says:</i>
<i>Yessiree</i>
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<i>When a fella says:</i>
<i>C’mon, sweetie</i>
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<i>Because when a guy gets amorous</i>
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<i>That’s no time to make a fuss</i>
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<i>I’m not the kind of girl to behave</i>
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<i>I’m really very cruel</i>
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<i>But men never rant and rave</i>
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<i>Because I am</i>
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<i>Beauti...</i>
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<i>ful</i>
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- Let me try.
- Sure.
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Great.
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How does it work?
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I’m for the rhythm method.
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- Really?
- It worked for Cherie’s kid.
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Don’t listen to her.
This is scientific.
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Bianchini wants girls for Marseilles.
A 400 francs salary.
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- Sign here.
- Can I bring my iron?
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- Where will we stay?
- At a hotel.
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- Can we do laundry?
- Sure.
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Coming, Angela?
- I don’t want to.
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Anyway, I hate the Riviera.
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Red stocking, bluestocking.
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You, Angela, no time?
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Me, Angela, no time.
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- Me?
- Yes, you.
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You owe the Hotel Bikini 520 francs?
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- Me?
- July 9.
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You left without paying the bill.
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Wait. I’ll tell you.
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I write down everything I do.
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October, September...
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July...
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July 20.
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July 9.
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You’ve got it all wrong.
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"10:00 a.m.: Call Paul to play cards.
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Noon...
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lunch at the snack bar.
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5:30..."
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You’re right.
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"Left Hotel Bikini without paying."
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So you gonna pay up?
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No, never.
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Jerk.
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- Creep.
- Son of a bitch.
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- Pain in the ass.
- Shithead.
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- Wandering Jew.
- Fascist.
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Pervert.
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Why didn’t you wait for me?
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I have important things to do.
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Isn’t it important that I want you?
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Funny, isn’t it?
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It’s darker now than an hour ago.
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It’s not funny.
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Then it’s not funny.
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Then why say it’s funny?
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I don’t know. I’m sad.
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You’re a funny girl.
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How’s Agnes doing?
Did she have her baby?
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Dunno.
It’s none of my business now.
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You’re a funny guy.
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You really don’t care
if I’m interested in you?
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In French, if the adjective
comes after the noun instead of before,
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is the meaning the same?
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What d’you mean?
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For example,
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is a "blessed event"
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the same as "an event that’s blessed"?
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Is that why you’re sad?
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Then why?
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Because I’d like to be
in a musical comedy
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starring Cyd Charisse
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and Gene Kelly.
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Choreography...
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by Bob Fosse.
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What now?
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You didn’t say good-bye.
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Missed.
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Yesterday you asked
why I love Emile and not you.
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Because he’s handsome and clever.
You’re not.
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I’m very clever.
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Really?
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I bet you can’t do everything I can.
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Try me.
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Thanks for the roast.
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You’re welcome, Mrs. Recamier.
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I’ve got something to tell you.
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Not now.
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"Madam...
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the Cycle Day Indicator
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enables you to determine,
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with scientific precision,
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the days when you’re fertile."
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"With scientific precision."
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"Hold the white ring
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between the fingers of your left hand.
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Turn the black cylinder...
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with your right hand...
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until the triangle is opposite
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the zero."
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"The days you can conceive
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will now appear
in the window of the cylinder."
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November 10.
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What’s today?
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What’s that scarf?
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I treated myself
to an early Christmas gift.
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Here’s your <i>Marie-Claire.</i>
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- Is the match over?
- What match?
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Goddamn it, Angela!
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The Madrid-Barcelona match!
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I told you to tune in!
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I have to do everything!
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What’s wrong now?
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Before acting out our little farce,
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we bow to the audience.
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What’s wrong?
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You don’t love me.
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Listen to this fool!
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Listen to this idiot!
I love only you!
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Are you crazy?
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I love only you.
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Your eyes, your neck, your shoulders...
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your waist.
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Your feet.
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Will you sweep up
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instead of acting silly?
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<i>I love only you</i>
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<i>Di Stefano has the ball.</i>
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<i>He attacks on the right wing.</i>
<i>Beautiful.</i>
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<i>It’s fantastic.</i>
<i>It’s pure Shakespeare.</i>
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<i>Divine Alfredo,</i>
<i>the Julius Caesar of soccer,</i>
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<i>centers to Del Sol,</i>
<i>Del Sol to Puskas, Puskas to Del Sol.</i>
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<i>Del Sol to Di Stefano,</i>
<i>Di Stefano to Del Sol.</i>
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<i>Madrid’s grand today.</i>
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<i>Del Sol drives into the penalty zone.</i>
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<i>He’s alone in front of Ramallets.</i>
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<i>He shoots.</i>
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I’m not finished.
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Is dinner ready?
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Overdone.
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Would you rather have fish
or meat for dinner?
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Fish.
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What would you have preferred
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if you were having meat?
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I dunno.
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Veal.
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If you were to have beef
rather than veal,
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would you prefer a steak or a roast?
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A steak.
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Had you answered roast,
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would you prefer it rare or well-done?
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Rare.
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Well, honey, you’re out of luck.
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My roast beef’s a bit overdone.
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Are you mad?
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It’s nothing to fight about.
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Too bad.
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Because I’m very worked up.
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I went by to see Gerardin.
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He’s on for Sunday.
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Really?
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At first he said no,
but he changed his mind.
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Great!
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At Parc de Prince stadium
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at the start of the rally.
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Want a soft-boiled egg instead?
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Sure, precious.
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But on one condition.
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What?
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I want a baby.
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All right.
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Okay, Angela.
- No kidding?
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You really want to?
- Sure. I’m no ogre.
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Once we’re married.
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00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,626
Then let’s get married.
267
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:22,102
I’ll write to Copenhagen
for my birth certificate.
268
00:25:22,311 --> 00:25:23,700
We’ve got time.
269
00:25:24,743 --> 00:25:26,585
I don’t understand.
270
00:25:26,828 --> 00:25:29,957
Look, if we had a baby,
271
00:25:30,201 --> 00:25:32,356
we’d get married at once.
But we don’t.
272
00:25:36,942 --> 00:25:38,507
I wish we did.
273
00:25:41,463 --> 00:25:42,818
We’ll see.
274
00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:51,680
What’d the Lido guy say?
275
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:55,713
I didn’t go.
276
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,249
That’s stupid, Angela.
277
00:25:58,494 --> 00:26:00,996
The Lido’s important.
It beats the Zodiac.
278
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,201
Why are you so cruel?
279
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,391
What did I do?
280
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,346
That’s just it.
281
00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:11,910
Just what?
282
00:26:13,057 --> 00:26:14,933
Speak to me in another tone.
283
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,158
What kind of tone?
284
00:26:17,262 --> 00:26:19,243
A quieter tone.
285
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,067
You’ll break my eardrums.
286
00:26:23,693 --> 00:26:25,604
I speak quietly and it suits me fine.
287
00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:28,384
Not at all.
288
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,313
- I don’t speak quietly?
- "I don’t speak quietly?"
289
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,067
You can’t even pronounce your R’s.
290
00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,091
Yes, I can.
291
00:26:40,758 --> 00:26:41,767
Pathetic.
292
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,854
Why is it always women who suffer?
293
00:27:06,514 --> 00:27:08,322
Women are the cause of all suffering.
294
00:27:08,530 --> 00:27:09,955
Or "woman is the cause..."
295
00:27:10,164 --> 00:27:13,153
Either form is correct.
"Are said to be"
296
00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,030
or "is said to be."
297
00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,418
Cut the baloney
298
00:27:20,662 --> 00:27:22,816
or I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich
299
00:27:23,024 --> 00:27:25,213
and you’ll be eating humble pie.
300
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,857
You took the morning paper?
301
00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:35,329
I despise you.
302
00:27:36,684 --> 00:27:38,178
Here, you commie.
303
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:39,882
Drop it, Angela!
304
00:27:44,192 --> 00:27:46,000
There she goes.
305
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,828
I don’t know whether to laugh
306
00:27:55,002 --> 00:27:56,392
or cry.
307
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:58,790
I find a crying woman ugly.
308
00:28:00,215 --> 00:28:01,571
I don’t.
309
00:28:02,856 --> 00:28:04,316
On the contrary.
310
00:28:04,489 --> 00:28:06,159
That’s what Agnes said.
311
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:08,870
Nothing’s more beautiful
than a woman in tears.
312
00:28:10,365 --> 00:28:13,250
We should boycott
women who don’t cry.
313
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:19,645
Modern women are stupid...
314
00:28:21,522 --> 00:28:22,982
when they try to elim...
315
00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:25,137
That isn’t it.
316
00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:33,132
A woman who can’t cry is stupid.
317
00:28:33,932 --> 00:28:35,495
These modern women
318
00:28:35,703 --> 00:28:37,858
who try to imitate men.
319
00:28:46,617 --> 00:28:48,668
I’m fed up with all of you.
320
00:28:48,877 --> 00:28:50,371
Manage on your own.
321
00:28:51,552 --> 00:28:52,943
All of us?
322
00:28:53,152 --> 00:28:55,063
Do your own cooking.
323
00:28:55,306 --> 00:28:56,765
All of us?
324
00:28:58,121 --> 00:29:02,016
Meaning?
- You’re not the only man on earth.
325
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:06,291
- Meaning what?
- I want a baby.
326
00:29:06,499 --> 00:29:07,854
We have time.
327
00:29:08,063 --> 00:29:10,912
I mean, honestly.
Really. Sincerely.
328
00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:13,486
What?
- That’s right.
329
00:29:13,694 --> 00:29:15,710
I want a baby in the next 24 hours.
330
00:29:16,682 --> 00:29:17,969
You’re incredible.
331
00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:20,992
Look at Anquetil, the cycling champ.
332
00:29:21,201 --> 00:29:23,877
Every time his wife came to visit,
he’d fall behind.
333
00:29:24,712 --> 00:29:26,625
I have to be in shape Sunday.
334
00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:28,779
In that case, I’m leaving.
335
00:29:28,953 --> 00:29:30,551
"In that case, I’m leaving."
336
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,323
- I am.
- "I am."
337
00:29:32,498 --> 00:29:34,792
You think I’m crazy. I’m not.
338
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,668
"You think I’m crazy. I’m not."
339
00:29:37,781 --> 00:29:39,241
I’m going home to Copenhagen.
340
00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:41,048
"I’m going home to Copenhagen."
341
00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:44,072
Okay, I’ll do what you want.
342
00:29:44,246 --> 00:29:46,018
"Okay, I’ll do what you want."
343
00:29:47,721 --> 00:29:49,877
- I want a baby.
- I -
344
00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:52,380
I don’t see why, all of a sudden.
345
00:29:52,554 --> 00:29:54,049
Because, right away.
346
00:29:55,264 --> 00:29:57,941
I’m saying it
since I thought you loved me.
347
00:29:58,149 --> 00:30:00,722
But since you don’t,
it’s quite simple.
348
00:30:01,555 --> 00:30:04,371
I’ll just ask the first guy I meet.
349
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:07,429
- I bet you won’t.
- I bet I will.
350
00:30:08,229 --> 00:30:10,036
Then go ahead.
351
00:30:10,244 --> 00:30:11,774
It’ll do you good.
352
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,664
Police.
353
00:30:20,464 --> 00:30:23,557
A terrorist just threw a bomb nearby.
Can we look around?
354
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,858
You read the communist paper?
355
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,890
Nice work. Keep it up.
356
00:31:05,127 --> 00:31:07,178
I knew you wouldn’t dare ask anybody.
357
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,246
How about those soft-boiled eggs?
358
00:31:11,524 --> 00:31:13,156
How about a baby?
359
00:31:14,964 --> 00:31:16,041
Anybody.
360
00:31:17,154 --> 00:31:18,648
I’ll call Alfred.
361
00:31:25,287 --> 00:31:26,156
Shall I get him?
362
00:31:27,477 --> 00:31:29,146
You make me sick.
363
00:31:41,137 --> 00:31:43,014
- Coward.
- All right.
364
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:45,933
I’ll get him.
365
00:31:56,675 --> 00:32:01,539
EMILE TAKES ANGELA AT HER WORD
366
00:32:01,818 --> 00:32:04,877
BECAUSE HE LOVES HER
367
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:20,796
ANGELA FALLS INTO THE TRAP
368
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:26,010
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM
369
00:32:32,544 --> 00:32:33,864
You heard me.
370
00:32:39,981 --> 00:32:41,579
Is Alfred there?
371
00:32:49,193 --> 00:32:50,618
Come up.
372
00:32:54,823 --> 00:32:56,458
What for?
373
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:59,273
Just come up.
374
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,122
Well?
375
00:33:03,478 --> 00:33:05,215
What’d you tell him?
376
00:33:05,424 --> 00:33:07,614
- That I want a baby.
- You jerk.
377
00:33:07,822 --> 00:33:10,152
- I said, come up.
- And the light bulbs?
378
00:33:10,327 --> 00:33:12,307
- I forgot.
- Jerk.
379
00:33:12,516 --> 00:33:15,678
- There are limits.
- What’s that mean?
380
00:33:15,956 --> 00:33:17,451
It means what it means.
381
00:33:18,146 --> 00:33:20,161
Don’t avoid the issue.
What limits?
382
00:33:21,135 --> 00:33:23,325
I’m acting just like you.
383
00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:27,183
Women have a right
to dodge issues, Mr. Emile.
384
00:33:28,399 --> 00:33:30,171
Men don’t.
385
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:32,292
- By what right?
- Because.
386
00:33:34,238 --> 00:33:36,048
Say something nice.
387
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:37,855
Leave me alone.
388
00:33:39,662 --> 00:33:41,643
- Please.
- Me too, please.
389
00:33:50,401 --> 00:33:53,356
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE IN LOVE
390
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:56,622
THAT EVERYTHING WILL GO WRONG
391
00:33:56,831 --> 00:33:59,092
FOR ANGELA AND EMILE,
392
00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:13,411
WHO MISTAKENLY BELIEVE
393
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:15,288
THEY CAN GO TOO FAR
394
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:17,720
BECAUSE OF THEIR MUTUAL
395
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,459
AND UNDYING LOVE
396
00:34:54,148 --> 00:34:57,172
- What’s the matter?
- Emile has something to tell you.
397
00:34:58,145 --> 00:34:59,813
Not me. Angela does.
398
00:35:00,021 --> 00:35:01,586
No, Emile does.
399
00:35:03,983 --> 00:35:06,138
Not me. Emile does.
400
00:35:06,311 --> 00:35:07,668
Absolutely not.
401
00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:09,232
Absolutely not.
402
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,484
What?
403
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,221
Emile does.
404
00:35:15,871 --> 00:35:20,459
Make up your minds.
<i>Breathless</i> is on TV tonight.
405
00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:22,162
- Well, Angela?
- Well, Emile?
406
00:35:22,406 --> 00:35:23,970
Well, Angela-Emile?
407
00:35:26,194 --> 00:35:29,913
Will you sire a child
for the lady present?
408
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,693
Is this a tragedy or a comedy?
409
00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:35,578
With women you never know.
410
00:35:35,892 --> 00:35:38,151
- Come into the bathroom with me?
- May I?
411
00:35:39,855 --> 00:35:41,974
If you mind, say so.
- No, I’m delighted.
412
00:36:10,406 --> 00:36:12,213
Why are you doing this?
413
00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:13,813
I don’t know.
414
00:36:13,987 --> 00:36:15,550
Want me to stay?
415
00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:17,948
Want me to go?
416
00:36:21,910 --> 00:36:23,614
You always say yes. It’s dumb.
417
00:37:14,777 --> 00:37:18,602
Jesus told Matthew, "Get off the trolley
and pump up my tires."
418
00:37:23,468 --> 00:37:24,858
She’s pulling your leg.
419
00:37:29,237 --> 00:37:32,261
Well, I’m going to eat at Chez Marcel.
420
00:37:36,328 --> 00:37:38,691
Me, too. So long, Angela.
421
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:41,993
Wait for me.
422
00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:44,845
No, you bug us.
423
00:37:54,714 --> 00:37:56,940
Get lost, you stupid bastards!
424
00:38:03,439 --> 00:38:04,898
And me?
425
00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:07,192
What am I?
426
00:38:15,882 --> 00:38:17,482
Aren’t you two gone yet?
427
00:38:19,254 --> 00:38:21,235
Are you going with him or me?
428
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:24,781
Yes, men are just
as curious as women.
429
00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:30,862
With whoever does
the most extraordinary thing.
430
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:53,003
- Well?
- It’s nothing but bad theater.
431
00:38:53,143 --> 00:38:56,271
You’re both mean.
Never trifle with love.
432
00:38:56,514 --> 00:38:59,817
- By distrusting women.
- We’re splitting.
433
00:39:10,278 --> 00:39:11,773
I love you.
434
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:18,516
What did you say, Angela?
435
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,714
I don’t love you.
436
00:39:21,853 --> 00:39:24,530
- Okay, Angela, that’s peachy.
- Peachy and cream.
437
00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:58,689
"Farewell, Camille.
438
00:40:58,897 --> 00:41:00,842
Return to your convent.
439
00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:03,625
All men are lying, fickle, false,
440
00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:06,823
garrulous, hypocritical and arrogant.
441
00:41:08,351 --> 00:41:10,124
In love, we are often betrayed,
442
00:41:10,889 --> 00:41:12,313
often hurt,
443
00:41:12,521 --> 00:41:14,190
and often unhappy.
444
00:41:15,024 --> 00:41:16,554
But we love.
445
00:41:16,694 --> 00:41:19,057
And on the brink of the grave
446
00:41:19,195 --> 00:41:21,802
we turn to look back and we say,
447
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:25,695
’I have often suffered,
448
00:41:25,973 --> 00:41:27,989
I have sometimes been mistaken,
449
00:41:29,068 --> 00:41:30,841
but I have loved.
450
00:41:31,049 --> 00:41:32,751
I have lived my life
451
00:41:33,481 --> 00:41:36,158
and not some substitute
452
00:41:37,513 --> 00:41:40,988
forged out of my pride
and world-weariness."’
453
00:41:42,276 --> 00:41:43,769
"She exits."
454
00:41:45,994 --> 00:41:48,844
LOVELY BREASTS
455
00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:53,745
Be right back.
456
00:41:54,267 --> 00:41:57,292
Why do men always leave
saying "Be right back"?
457
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,819
They’re cowards.
458
00:41:59,064 --> 00:42:01,600
It makes up for all women being ugly.
459
00:42:04,971 --> 00:42:06,605
<i>In that case, I’ll sulk.</i>
460
00:42:06,813 --> 00:42:08,379
<i>There, she’s sulking.</i>
461
00:42:08,553 --> 00:42:10,915
<i>I hope you realize I’m sulking.</i>
462
00:42:11,472 --> 00:42:13,104
I’m ignoring it on purpose.
463
00:42:14,496 --> 00:42:17,380
Then there’s no reason to sulk.
464
00:42:17,588 --> 00:42:20,926
I’m not sulking,
so that you’ll stop sulking.
465
00:42:21,134 --> 00:42:23,115
Men always have the last word.
466
00:42:23,255 --> 00:42:25,514
Women always act like victims.
467
00:42:26,452 --> 00:42:28,155
In that case, I refuse to sulk.
468
00:42:28,399 --> 00:42:29,754
Then I’ll sulk.
469
00:42:38,652 --> 00:42:40,564
- What do we do?
- Whatever you like.
470
00:42:41,224 --> 00:42:42,684
I’ll join you at the Zodiac.
471
00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,951
If we do it, I must see you naked.
472
00:42:46,195 --> 00:42:47,621
Right?
- Right.
473
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,818
Why? We can meet you later
at the Neptuna.
474
00:42:50,992 --> 00:42:53,633
<i>Vera Cruz</i> is showing.
- With your pal Burt Lancaster.
475
00:42:54,988 --> 00:42:56,343
To the Zodiac.
476
00:42:59,819 --> 00:43:01,523
<i>Off with your clothes.</i>
477
00:43:03,678 --> 00:43:04,790
<i>Where do we sit?</i>
478
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,639
<i>Cheri-Bibi.</i>
479
00:43:07,814 --> 00:43:10,838
<i>With Cheri-Bibi</i>
<i>you’re about to discover</i>
480
00:43:11,012 --> 00:43:14,037
<i>all the savage sensual delights</i>
<i>of the Amazon.</i>
481
00:43:18,624 --> 00:43:19,806
<i>Disgusting!</i>
482
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:22,690
<i>- It’s your friend’s fault.</i>
<i>- Lousy music.</i>
483
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,915
- When do you go on?
- In 15 minutes.
484
00:43:25,714 --> 00:43:27,660
Look at Angela.
485
00:43:37,428 --> 00:43:39,896
- Come here often?
- Not often.
486
00:43:40,591 --> 00:43:42,260
Are you enjoying the show?
487
00:43:53,556 --> 00:43:55,050
She’s milk chocolate.
488
00:43:55,259 --> 00:43:56,788
That’s colonial diplomacy.
489
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,872
You make me sick!
490
00:44:13,437 --> 00:44:14,931
<i>In comedy,</i>
491
00:44:15,244 --> 00:44:19,312
<i>as in tragedy, late in Act Three,</i>
<i>the heroine hesitates.</i>
492
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,222
<i>Her Fate is in the balance.</i>
493
00:44:21,432 --> 00:44:24,352
<i>It’s what old Corneille</i>
<i>and young Moliere call</i>
494
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:26,332
<i>suspense...ion.</i>
495
00:44:44,754 --> 00:44:46,491
You prefer me in pajamas
496
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:49,377
or an overnight-gown, my darling?
497
00:44:49,516 --> 00:44:50,595
Pajamas.
498
00:44:52,297 --> 00:44:54,347
I’ll wear my overnight-gown.
499
00:44:57,163 --> 00:44:58,482
It’s more practical.
500
00:45:01,507 --> 00:45:03,002
It’s more practical.
501
00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,400
What have you done now?
502
00:45:05,677 --> 00:45:07,485
What did I do now?
503
00:45:07,694 --> 00:45:09,188
The soap’s all mushy.
504
00:45:09,535 --> 00:45:10,995
No, it isn’t.
505
00:45:11,169 --> 00:45:13,186
- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn’t.
506
00:45:13,394 --> 00:45:14,821
I said it’s...
507
00:45:16,558 --> 00:45:17,635
Besides...
508
00:45:20,312 --> 00:45:22,189
Next time, I think...
509
00:45:23,891 --> 00:45:28,028
You agree?
- I agree, darling, but I think...
510
00:45:31,885 --> 00:45:33,206
You idiot.
511
00:45:33,727 --> 00:45:35,187
I’m not speaking to you.
512
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,835
I’m not speaking to you either.
513
00:46:07,687 --> 00:46:09,146
We’re not speaking?
514
00:46:15,368 --> 00:46:16,828
We’re not speaking.
515
00:46:24,753 --> 00:46:26,246
My fanny’s cold.
516
00:46:27,706 --> 00:46:29,097
Go to sleep.
517
00:46:29,271 --> 00:46:32,434
I have a cold fanny.
518
00:46:34,242 --> 00:46:35,771
We’re not speaking.
519
00:47:01,075 --> 00:47:03,890
MONSTER
520
00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:38,683
EVA-CUATE YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE
521
00:48:33,809 --> 00:48:34,956
EXECUTIONER
522
00:48:36,519 --> 00:48:38,745
PERUVIAN MUMMY
523
00:48:41,803 --> 00:48:43,819
CON ARTIST
524
00:48:43,959 --> 00:48:45,279
SARDINE
525
00:48:52,542 --> 00:48:53,968
ALL WOMEN
526
00:48:55,846 --> 00:48:58,557
TO THE FIRING SQUAD
527
00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:47,599
What is it?
528
00:49:48,713 --> 00:49:50,241
I can’t hear a thing.
529
00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:56,637
- What is it?
- <i>Call for you.</i>
530
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,339
Coming.
531
00:49:59,139 --> 00:50:01,294
<i>There’s a trembling in my heart</i>
532
00:50:01,539 --> 00:50:03,450
<i>And my hands are shaky</i>
533
00:50:04,283 --> 00:50:08,767
<i>No one could possibly be</i>
<i>more unhappy than me</i>
534
00:50:21,106 --> 00:50:22,288
Who’s calling?
535
00:50:22,566 --> 00:50:24,269
I’m calling.
536
00:50:29,623 --> 00:50:30,422
Why "no kidding"?
537
00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:32,437
Nothing. Just "no kidding."
538
00:50:34,314 --> 00:50:35,912
No, I don’t forgive you.
539
00:50:38,485 --> 00:50:40,154
Yes, I forgive him.
540
00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:44,082
What?
541
00:50:48,321 --> 00:50:49,364
Why...
542
00:50:52,979 --> 00:50:54,822
When I begged you for a baby.
543
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:56,976
I went... brrr.
544
00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:05,388
I just remembered...
545
00:51:06,361 --> 00:51:08,239
you piss me off!
546
00:51:11,470 --> 00:51:14,390
- Something wrong, Mr. Recamier?
- She can go fry an egg.
547
00:51:55,057 --> 00:51:57,386
<i>My face looks just awful</i>
548
00:51:57,595 --> 00:51:59,193
<i>but I have a cute...</i>
549
00:52:02,565 --> 00:52:04,963
- Now what?
<i>- Phone.</i>
550
00:52:05,102 --> 00:52:06,075
Coming.
551
00:52:14,070 --> 00:52:16,155
Hi, Alfred. Just a second.
552
00:52:41,285 --> 00:52:43,231
I’m listening.
553
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,518
Well...
554
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,306
something important came up.
555
00:52:49,870 --> 00:52:51,364
Yes, last night.
556
00:52:53,902 --> 00:52:55,189
Last night.
557
00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,872
What "no kidding"?
558
00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:00,957
Nothing. I said "No kidding."
559
00:53:03,391 --> 00:53:04,954
Not right now.
560
00:53:07,388 --> 00:53:08,257
Because.
561
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,587
Not right now.
562
00:53:11,802 --> 00:53:13,402
In a half hour at Chez Marcel.
563
00:53:17,502 --> 00:53:19,693
In a half hour at Chez Marcel.
564
00:53:22,265 --> 00:53:23,273
What?
565
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:31,823
I said okay.
Don’t you understand French?
566
00:53:42,945 --> 00:53:43,849
How are you?
567
00:53:45,066 --> 00:53:46,770
How’s <i>Jules and Jim</i> coming along?
568
00:53:47,047 --> 00:53:48,021
Moderato.
569
00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,643
Hey, Suzanne, you okay?
570
00:53:52,921 --> 00:53:54,936
No, I wanted to see you.
571
00:53:55,145 --> 00:53:56,883
What’re you reading?
572
00:54:04,113 --> 00:54:05,816
<i>Shoot the Piano Player?</i>
573
00:54:05,990 --> 00:54:07,415
I saw the movie.
574
00:54:07,624 --> 00:54:09,848
Aznavour is fabulous.
575
00:54:10,056 --> 00:54:11,726
The factory gave me the sack.
576
00:54:14,158 --> 00:54:15,548
For handing out tracts.
577
00:54:15,758 --> 00:54:18,051
<i>That why you called last night?</i>
578
00:54:19,058 --> 00:54:21,595
<i>Think I could temp at the Zodiac?</i>
579
00:54:21,805 --> 00:54:23,751
<i>Can’t the Party help?</i>
580
00:54:23,891 --> 00:54:26,254
<i>They kicked me out, too.</i>
581
00:54:26,498 --> 00:54:28,097
<i>No kidding?</i>
582
00:54:28,305 --> 00:54:31,641
<i>I always got up too late</i>
<i>to sell the Sunday paper.</i>
583
00:54:33,518 --> 00:54:36,403
<i>How much does stripe-ties pay?</i>
<i>- Striptease.</i>
584
00:54:36,576 --> 00:54:38,976
<i>Stripe-ties.</i>
<i>It’s American, not English.</i>
585
00:54:40,122 --> 00:54:42,381
<i>- Really?</i>
<i>- I’m telling you.</i>
586
00:54:42,624 --> 00:54:45,197
<i>You don’t mind undressing for men?</i>
587
00:54:45,371 --> 00:54:46,864
<i>No, I despise humanity.</i>
588
00:54:47,733 --> 00:54:49,194
<i>So do I.</i>
589
00:54:52,809 --> 00:54:54,720
<i>- What’s the pay?</i>
<i>- Thirty francs a day.</i>
590
00:54:54,999 --> 00:54:56,529
<i>Think I can try it out?</i>
591
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,567
<i>Talk to Luciano,</i>
592
00:55:01,846 --> 00:55:03,236
<i>or else Bianchini.</i>
593
00:55:03,479 --> 00:55:06,086
<i>He wants girls for Marseilles.</i>
594
00:55:06,330 --> 00:55:08,762
<i>My girlfriend Lola went to Marseilles.</i>
595
00:55:09,701 --> 00:55:11,090
<i>She ended up in Buenos Aires.</i>
596
00:55:13,942 --> 00:55:16,341
In that case, try Luciano.
597
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,678
<i>Damn, I forgot to tell you.</i>
598
00:55:20,929 --> 00:55:23,082
<i>Emile just asked me to spy on you.</i>
599
00:55:23,257 --> 00:55:25,273
- What for?
- I dunno.
600
00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:27,114
<i>In case you see Alfred.</i>
601
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,617
<i>- Didn’t you break up?</i>
<i>- I’m sorry we did.</i>
602
00:55:31,008 --> 00:55:35,039
<i>- He had nice shoulders.</i>
<i>- I love Emile’s knees.</i>
603
00:55:35,109 --> 00:55:37,508
<i>- What good are knees?</i>
<i>- Knees squeeze.</i>
604
00:55:39,037 --> 00:55:40,671
<i>Mr. Luciano.</i>
605
00:55:40,914 --> 00:55:43,800
<i>- What’s he looking at?</i>
<i>- The girls from the pool.</i>
606
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:46,440
Good luck.
- See you.
607
00:55:54,747 --> 00:55:56,241
I’m late.
608
00:55:56,450 --> 00:55:57,737
Hi, Angela.
609
00:55:58,849 --> 00:56:00,795
Been here long?
610
00:56:01,074 --> 00:56:02,742
No, 27 years.
611
00:56:03,854 --> 00:56:05,383
What’ll you have?
612
00:56:06,844 --> 00:56:08,268
A Dubonnet.
613
00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:19,494
What shall we talk about?
614
00:56:20,990 --> 00:56:22,101
Dunno.
615
00:56:22,936 --> 00:56:24,291
I’m scared.
616
00:56:30,201 --> 00:56:31,764
So am I.
617
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:34,441
I’m scared.
618
00:56:38,056 --> 00:56:40,003
Did my call today surprise you?
619
00:56:41,358 --> 00:56:42,643
I wonder.
620
00:56:44,486 --> 00:56:46,016
Were you glad?
621
00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:49,561
I wonder.
622
00:56:52,897 --> 00:56:54,635
What’ll we talk about?
623
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,104
I don’t know.
624
00:56:57,521 --> 00:56:58,945
I’m thinking.
625
00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:02,977
In the morning paper...
626
00:57:04,369 --> 00:57:05,862
there was a funny article.
627
00:57:06,870 --> 00:57:07,878
What?
628
00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:12,397
A girl’s in love with two guys
at the same time.
629
00:57:13,508 --> 00:57:15,421
She sends them express letters,
630
00:57:15,664 --> 00:57:18,550
arranging to meet them,
the first at Gare du Nord,
631
00:57:20,114 --> 00:57:22,199
and the other, two hours later,
in southern Paris.
632
00:57:23,589 --> 00:57:25,291
She sends them off.
633
00:57:26,578 --> 00:57:28,629
And just as they go off...
634
00:57:30,192 --> 00:57:31,965
she realizes she mixed up
the envelopes.
635
00:57:32,939 --> 00:57:35,754
The letter which starts
"Paul darling"
636
00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:40,063
is in the envelope to Pierre,
and vice versa.
637
00:57:41,175 --> 00:57:42,845
So she’s in a panic.
638
00:57:43,957 --> 00:57:45,800
She rushes to the first guy’s place.
639
00:57:47,293 --> 00:57:48,754
The letter hasn’t arrived yet.
640
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:53,272
So she says, "Darling,
you’ll get an express letter.
641
00:57:53,862 --> 00:57:55,706
Don’t believe what’s in it."
642
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,660
So she has to explain everything.
643
00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:03,942
In the end,
644
00:58:04,151 --> 00:58:05,644
he throws her out
645
00:58:06,618 --> 00:58:09,227
when he learns she’s got another guy.
646
00:58:10,234 --> 00:58:11,799
So she thinks,
647
00:58:12,077 --> 00:58:15,691
"I’ve lost one,
but I still have the other one."
648
00:58:15,935 --> 00:58:19,271
She rushes across town
to see the second guy.
649
00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,635
But he’s received her letter.
650
00:58:23,303 --> 00:58:25,493
The guy doesn’t seem at all upset.
651
00:58:26,466 --> 00:58:28,168
On the contrary.
652
00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:31,366
She says, "You’re so sweet.
You forgive me."
653
00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:35,156
He’s surprised but keeps quiet.
She tells him the story,
654
00:58:35,364 --> 00:58:37,970
thinking he wants
to humiliate her first.
655
00:58:40,543 --> 00:58:43,220
Then, suddenly,
he throws her out, too,
656
00:58:43,462 --> 00:58:45,409
as he shows her his letter.
657
00:58:47,182 --> 00:58:48,676
And she realizes
658
00:58:49,441 --> 00:58:51,630
she hadn’t mixed up the envelopes.
659
00:58:53,055 --> 00:58:54,445
And then?
660
00:58:56,148 --> 00:58:58,304
Nothing.
She was a bit like you.
661
00:58:59,451 --> 00:59:01,260
Me? Not on your life.
662
00:59:02,684 --> 00:59:04,735
I don’t mean the story.
663
00:59:05,707 --> 00:59:07,411
But... I dunno...
664
00:59:07,654 --> 00:59:08,975
the personality.
665
00:59:10,331 --> 00:59:11,963
Always getting things wrong.
666
00:59:12,207 --> 00:59:13,527
No kidding.
667
00:59:17,734 --> 00:59:19,680
Why’re you looking at me that way?
668
00:59:21,278 --> 00:59:22,703
Because I love you.
669
00:59:23,782 --> 00:59:25,589
Come off it.
670
00:59:27,537 --> 00:59:28,857
I do.
671
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:31,254
I didn’t sleep last night.
672
00:59:32,228 --> 00:59:33,723
I realized that.
673
00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:37,059
- All by yourself?
- Of course.
674
00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:40,534
It’s not true.
675
00:59:41,890 --> 00:59:43,385
Does that bother you?
676
00:59:44,045 --> 00:59:45,610
That it’s not true?
677
00:59:49,225 --> 00:59:50,650
I don’t know.
678
00:59:53,118 --> 00:59:54,787
Yes, it’s true.
679
00:59:56,837 --> 00:59:58,783
I don’t know what’s true or not.
680
01:00:00,729 --> 01:00:02,432
I always get things wrong.
681
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,499
But there’s no way of knowing.
682
01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:09,800
For example, tell me a lie.
683
01:00:14,251 --> 01:00:16,996
- It’s raining.
- And now the truth.
684
01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:18,768
The sun’s out.
685
01:00:19,569 --> 01:00:20,750
What’s wrong?
686
01:00:20,925 --> 01:00:23,808
Your expression didn’t change.
687
01:00:23,983 --> 01:00:25,338
So what?
688
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,628
But the truth
should look different from a lie.
689
01:00:32,950 --> 01:00:34,514
What of it?
690
01:00:35,487 --> 01:00:37,329
You just need to know.
691
01:00:38,024 --> 01:00:39,450
You know.
692
01:00:41,118 --> 01:00:43,308
But others don’t have to believe you.
693
01:00:44,698 --> 01:00:46,298
And that’s too bad.
694
01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:50,364
It means every man for himself.
695
01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,457
People always manage somehow.
696
01:00:54,812 --> 01:00:57,662
That’s just it. It’s sad.
697
01:01:00,409 --> 01:01:02,390
Why don’t you believe I love you?
698
01:01:04,024 --> 01:01:05,901
Because I want to be sure.
699
01:01:07,151 --> 01:01:08,820
So do I.
700
01:01:09,585 --> 01:01:11,705
You’re not even sure?
701
01:01:12,679 --> 01:01:14,486
About me, yes. But not you.
702
01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:16,189
Then everything’s okay.
703
01:01:17,370 --> 01:01:20,985
- No, it’s not.
- But for me it doesn’t matter
704
01:01:21,228 --> 01:01:23,001
whether I love you or not.
705
01:01:23,174 --> 01:01:25,434
<i>Have pity on two blind men.</i>
706
01:01:26,199 --> 01:01:27,763
Not with me, you don’t.
707
01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:30,266
Oops, sorry.
708
01:01:32,108 --> 01:01:33,603
It’s these dark glasses.
709
01:01:33,846 --> 01:01:35,375
You can’t see a thing.
710
01:01:40,137 --> 01:01:42,326
I never saw them before.
711
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,655
We were informers together.
712
01:01:46,497 --> 01:01:48,305
The one in blue is Albert.
713
01:01:48,931 --> 01:01:50,390
I like him.
714
01:01:51,642 --> 01:01:53,624
He came up with a neat stunt.
715
01:01:55,188 --> 01:01:58,350
He wrote to pregnant women saying,
716
01:01:58,559 --> 01:02:00,123
"Send me 10 francs,
717
01:02:00,331 --> 01:02:02,138
and I’ll predict your child’s sex.
718
01:02:02,973 --> 01:02:04,641
If I’m wrong, I’ll refund your money."
719
01:02:06,449 --> 01:02:08,499
He was right half the time, obviously.
720
01:02:10,307 --> 01:02:12,288
It’s a great scheme.
721
01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:16,146
I think it’s disgusting.
722
01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:19,136
It’s not dishonest.
723
01:02:20,457 --> 01:02:22,542
Half the time he was wrong.
724
01:02:22,854 --> 01:02:24,523
So he refunded their money.
725
01:02:26,504 --> 01:02:28,555
But even so.
726
01:02:30,536 --> 01:02:32,518
What I find disgusting
727
01:02:33,421 --> 01:02:34,950
is being with one guy
728
01:02:36,202 --> 01:02:37,973
and thinking of another.
729
01:02:40,893 --> 01:02:44,614
If you don’t know
what you’re saying, keep quiet,
730
01:02:44,822 --> 01:02:46,283
Mr. Alfred.
731
01:02:47,706 --> 01:02:50,696
I know what I’m saying:
You’re thinking of Emile.
732
01:02:51,530 --> 01:02:52,989
That’s just it, no.
733
01:02:54,832 --> 01:02:57,856
How can I convince you
that I love you?
734
01:03:00,532 --> 01:03:02,409
Got any change?
735
01:03:03,069 --> 01:03:04,702
Wanna hear a record?
736
01:03:07,587 --> 01:03:09,013
Which one?
737
01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:10,717
"Itsy-Bitsy Bikini"?
738
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,427
- No. Charles.
- Aznavour?
739
01:03:17,911 --> 01:03:19,440
Look at this photo.
740
01:03:23,228 --> 01:03:24,863
What’s this photo?
741
01:03:28,546 --> 01:03:29,902
A photo.
742
01:03:45,577 --> 01:03:48,775
<i>It’s funny, when I look at you</i>
743
01:03:49,366 --> 01:03:52,251
<i>While not a single word is said</i>
744
01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:56,109
<i>I know I had a drink or two</i>
745
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:59,030
<i>But that’s not what’s gone to my head</i>
746
01:04:00,316 --> 01:04:02,089
<i>I laugh and I recall our youth</i>
747
01:04:03,514 --> 01:04:05,703
<i>Perhaps you’ll say that I’m uncouth</i>
748
01:04:06,990 --> 01:04:10,326
<i>But it’s high time you knew the truth</i>
749
01:04:11,161 --> 01:04:12,758
<i>About the way you make me feel</i>
750
01:04:13,697 --> 01:04:16,374
<i>And what the future holds in store</i>
751
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,641
<i>For I can’t stand it anymore</i>
752
01:04:22,352 --> 01:04:24,542
<i>Why should I even try and hide</i>
753
01:04:24,681 --> 01:04:27,323
<i>Whatever I may feel inside</i>
754
01:04:28,192 --> 01:04:30,695
<i>You lie, you curse and you provoke</i>
755
01:04:30,903 --> 01:04:33,857
<i>And then you treat it as a joke</i>
756
01:04:34,899 --> 01:04:38,027
<i>You know at times you go too far</i>
757
01:04:39,383 --> 01:04:41,504
<i>Even in front of all my friends</i>
758
01:04:42,547 --> 01:04:44,945
<i>How could we hope to make amends</i>
759
01:04:45,118 --> 01:04:47,794
<i>You know that you’ve let yourself go</i>
760
01:04:50,472 --> 01:04:52,000
<i>You look a sight, you look great</i>
761
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,747
<i>Your stocking seams not even straight</i>
762
01:04:55,755 --> 01:04:58,084
<i>That old faded dressing gown</i>
763
01:04:58,883 --> 01:05:02,046
<i>Your hair in curls hanging down</i>
764
01:05:03,645 --> 01:05:05,868
<i>What could I have been thinking of</i>
765
01:05:06,077 --> 01:05:08,301
<i>Was it with you I fell in love</i>
766
01:05:09,554 --> 01:05:11,222
<i>Are you the girl that could inspire</i>
767
01:05:12,578 --> 01:05:16,296
<i>A heart with passion and desire</i>
768
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:19,563
<i>I gaze at you in sheer despair</i>
769
01:05:19,737 --> 01:05:22,136
<i>And see your mother standing there</i>
770
01:05:24,638 --> 01:05:26,584
<i>In front of strangers you’re the same</i>
771
01:05:27,349 --> 01:05:29,783
<i>You don’t mind putting me to shame</i>
772
01:05:30,581 --> 01:05:33,049
<i>You contradict each word I say</i>
773
01:05:33,257 --> 01:05:36,282
<i>Why, you would turn night into day</i>
774
01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:40,662
<i>You like to hurt me when you can</i>
775
01:05:40,871 --> 01:05:43,720
<i>I’m just a rag and not your man</i>
776
01:05:44,624 --> 01:05:47,926
<i>I hit the jackpot, yes, I know</i>
777
01:05:48,135 --> 01:05:49,943
<i>You’ve let yourself go</i>
778
01:05:52,479 --> 01:05:54,217
<i>At times you’re cruel beyond control</i>
779
01:05:55,226 --> 01:05:57,102
<i>Have you no heart, have you no soul</i>
780
01:05:59,396 --> 01:06:01,482
<i>And as I take a look at life</i>
781
01:06:01,690 --> 01:06:03,394
<i>I realize you’re my wife</i>
782
01:06:06,244 --> 01:06:07,947
<i>A little effort, not much more</i>
783
01:06:08,121 --> 01:06:10,032
<i>And things could be just as before</i>
784
01:06:11,665 --> 01:06:14,446
<i>You know you’d lose a little weight</i>
785
01:06:16,254 --> 01:06:17,957
<i>If you watched all that you ate</i>
786
01:06:19,694 --> 01:06:21,190
<i>A little style, a little grace</i>
787
01:06:21,398 --> 01:06:23,309
<i>Try to put a smile on your face</i>
788
01:06:27,132 --> 01:06:30,505
<i>I’d never hate you if I tried</i>
<i>I only want you by my side</i>
789
01:06:32,382 --> 01:06:34,641
<i>So try and be the girl I knew</i>
790
01:06:35,371 --> 01:06:38,360
<i>Let’s really start our love anew</i>
791
01:06:39,297 --> 01:06:41,697
<i>I want to hold you in my arms</i>
792
01:06:41,871 --> 01:06:45,033
<i>And then surrender to your charms</i>
793
01:06:46,007 --> 01:06:49,030
<i>So try and set my heart aglow</i>
794
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,463
<i>Come close to me</i>
795
01:06:51,672 --> 01:06:54,975
<i>And let yourself go</i>
796
01:06:58,311 --> 01:06:59,806
Who’s the girl?
797
01:07:00,014 --> 01:07:01,579
Isn’t it obvious?
798
01:07:02,377 --> 01:07:03,768
It’s obvious.
799
01:07:05,157 --> 01:07:07,869
You haven’t answered my question.
800
01:07:08,843 --> 01:07:10,233
What question?
801
01:07:11,693 --> 01:07:14,195
What can I do to prove I love you?
802
01:07:15,515 --> 01:07:18,192
Yes, what could you do?
803
01:07:19,443 --> 01:07:22,329
If I ran my head into a wall,
would you believe me?
804
01:07:24,449 --> 01:07:27,056
I wonder if I should say "of course"
805
01:07:27,195 --> 01:07:28,550
or "maybe."
806
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,010
I’ll do it.
807
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,181
I believe you.
808
01:07:50,657 --> 01:07:52,394
1:30. I have to run.
809
01:07:54,306 --> 01:07:57,086
Shit. Three francs.
I don’t have enough.
810
01:07:57,294 --> 01:07:58,823
I don’t have any money.
811
01:08:00,111 --> 01:08:01,814
I’ve got an idea.
812
01:08:08,348 --> 01:08:09,981
Let me ask you a question.
813
01:08:11,128 --> 01:08:13,285
Answer yes or no, okay?
814
01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:15,856
- Coming?
- Just a sec.
815
01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:20,026
Answer yes,
and I owe you 100 francs.
816
01:08:21,382 --> 01:08:23,849
Answer no,
and you owe me 100, okay?
817
01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:25,100
Okay.
818
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,534
Here’s the question:
819
01:08:28,508 --> 01:08:30,558
Can you loan me 100 francs?
820
01:08:37,093 --> 01:08:38,969
Then you owe me.
821
01:08:39,178 --> 01:08:41,298
I’ll pay you back next week.
822
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,848
You never wait for me.
823
01:08:50,614 --> 01:08:53,081
Because I have to get lunch ready.
824
01:08:56,036 --> 01:08:57,565
Lunch for Emile?
825
01:09:03,543 --> 01:09:05,908
Lunch for Emile?
826
01:09:06,116 --> 01:09:07,575
I’m thinking.
827
01:09:08,409 --> 01:09:11,782
C’mon, Angela.
I mean, c’mon, really...
828
01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:14,944
If in five minutes
the awning’s still down,
829
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,968
it means I’ll be back down.
830
01:09:18,977 --> 01:09:20,784
And if it’s up?
831
01:09:21,027 --> 01:09:22,556
It means I won’t be back...
832
01:09:24,468 --> 01:09:26,414
that I’ve made up with Emile...
833
01:09:29,230 --> 01:09:31,037
and that I’m happy.
834
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,517
<i>I want to be alone.</i>
<i>Must I say it in Chinese?</i>
835
01:10:53,762 --> 01:10:57,271
- And this photo?
- That’s ancient history.
836
01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:02,241
You could say "kiss me"
if you want to be forgiven.
837
01:11:02,449 --> 01:11:03,806
Kiss me.
838
01:11:05,267 --> 01:11:07,421
- I want a baby.
- Don’t start that again.
839
01:11:09,715 --> 01:11:11,626
I’m not starting. I’m continuing.
840
01:11:11,766 --> 01:11:13,121
Don’t continue.
841
01:11:14,650 --> 01:11:16,353
I’m not. I’m starting again.
842
01:11:16,527 --> 01:11:17,918
Stupid bitch!
843
01:11:44,265 --> 01:11:45,794
I want a baby.
844
01:11:46,072 --> 01:11:47,739
Don’t be crude, Angela.
845
01:11:48,017 --> 01:11:49,894
Don’t be mean, Emile.
846
01:11:51,910 --> 01:11:54,066
That plaid skirt doesn’t suit you.
847
01:11:55,352 --> 01:11:56,290
Good.
848
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:59,141
I don’t want to look nice for anyone.
849
01:12:16,659 --> 01:12:18,119
I want a baby.
850
01:12:18,362 --> 01:12:20,030
Stop being an idiot.
851
01:12:20,238 --> 01:12:22,011
I’m going to the Zodiac.
852
01:12:22,150 --> 01:12:24,689
Sure, go undress in public.
You make me sick.
853
01:12:24,862 --> 01:12:28,547
You jerk.
We can’t live on your 250 francs.
854
01:12:29,658 --> 01:12:32,786
You’re a coward.
- It beats being stupid.
855
01:12:35,357 --> 01:12:38,000
Why is it stupid to want a baby?
856
01:12:39,008 --> 01:12:41,163
Stop or I’ll leave.
857
01:12:41,405 --> 01:12:43,145
Where would you go?
858
01:12:43,353 --> 01:12:45,230
I don’t know... Mexico.
859
01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:48,671
- You’re nuts.
- No, you are.
860
01:12:49,679 --> 01:12:51,313
I want a baby.
861
01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,055
Excuse me.
862
01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:03,338
Would you sleep with this lady
to get her pregnant?
863
01:13:05,563 --> 01:13:07,023
This is hardly the moment.
864
01:13:07,231 --> 01:13:08,413
I have a busy day.
865
01:13:30,727 --> 01:13:32,292
Is Angela here?
866
01:13:33,093 --> 01:13:34,725
She goes on after Dominique.
867
01:14:05,937 --> 01:14:08,788
- What’re you drinking?
- Is Angela on next?
868
01:14:08,996 --> 01:14:10,526
- Why not?
- She left.
869
01:14:12,924 --> 01:14:14,766
- Old fart!
- Same to you.
870
01:14:20,536 --> 01:14:22,970
IS
871
01:14:26,793 --> 01:14:30,963
SO UNHAPPY
872
01:14:35,934 --> 01:14:40,244
THAT HE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN
873
01:14:48,621 --> 01:14:50,393
So it’s without meaning to...
874
01:14:52,027 --> 01:14:53,729
that people act unfairly,
875
01:14:54,564 --> 01:14:56,753
and they’re unfair and mean.
876
01:14:58,456 --> 01:15:00,020
Without meaning to...
877
01:15:00,856 --> 01:15:02,038
or so
878
01:15:02,837 --> 01:15:04,748
it seems to me.
879
01:15:06,242 --> 01:15:08,536
And they’re unfair and mean.
880
01:16:03,002 --> 01:16:04,532
I need the phone.
881
01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:14,855
Bye, angel.
882
01:16:24,726 --> 01:16:26,498
This is Emile Recamier.
883
01:16:27,332 --> 01:16:28,862
Is Alfred Lubitsch home?
884
01:16:55,451 --> 01:16:57,641
Tell him I’m going to Mexico.
885
01:17:23,084 --> 01:17:24,475
Why Mexico?
886
01:17:26,422 --> 01:17:27,951
It’s not fair.
887
01:17:30,731 --> 01:17:33,720
It’s always when we’re together
that we’re not together.
888
01:17:36,013 --> 01:17:37,509
And vice versa.
889
01:17:39,177 --> 01:17:40,637
Meaning what?
890
01:17:42,932 --> 01:17:44,809
Meaning I’m going to Mexico.
891
01:17:58,503 --> 01:18:01,561
<i>I’m not a girl who behaves</i>
892
01:18:02,882 --> 01:18:06,357
<i>I really can be very cruel</i>
893
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,008
<i>But men never rant and rave</i>
894
01:18:10,808 --> 01:18:13,309
<i>Because I am</i>
895
01:18:14,631 --> 01:18:15,708
<i>Beauti...</i>
896
01:18:17,306 --> 01:18:19,011
<i>ful</i>
897
01:19:32,905 --> 01:19:34,608
I don’t know what to tell you.
898
01:19:38,676 --> 01:19:40,273
Tell me the truth.
899
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:43,645
I was at Alfred’s.
900
01:19:45,278 --> 01:19:46,981
I slept with him.
901
01:19:47,155 --> 01:19:48,790
I don’t believe you.
902
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:56,019
It’s true.
903
01:19:56,645 --> 01:19:58,451
But why, for chrissake?
904
01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:01,094
To have a baby.
905
01:20:01,302 --> 01:20:03,284
You wouldn’t do it.
906
01:20:03,492 --> 01:20:05,195
You’re pulling my leg.
907
01:20:05,473 --> 01:20:06,934
Maybe I am.
908
01:20:13,712 --> 01:20:15,552
I don’t know if this is a comedy
909
01:20:16,457 --> 01:20:17,744
or a tragedy,
910
01:20:18,682 --> 01:20:20,350
but it’s a masterpiece.
911
01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:22,678
He played that Aznavour song.
912
01:20:23,304 --> 01:20:25,980
You know, the one
that always gets to me.
913
01:20:26,746 --> 01:20:28,205
It begins...
914
01:20:30,187 --> 01:20:32,341
No, it’s...
915
01:20:33,002 --> 01:20:34,357
No, it’s...
916
01:20:37,693 --> 01:20:39,223
No, it’s...
917
01:20:41,656 --> 01:20:43,013
Please, Emile.
918
01:20:43,847 --> 01:20:45,271
I’m turning in.
919
01:21:06,021 --> 01:21:07,343
Lights out?
920
01:21:07,585 --> 01:21:09,046
Lights out.
921
01:21:10,263 --> 01:21:12,069
It’s sad.
922
01:21:12,278 --> 01:21:13,461
Yes, it’s sad.
923
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:20,063
I’m sorry, honey.
924
01:21:23,887 --> 01:21:25,694
I’m not speaking to you.
925
01:22:18,945 --> 01:22:21,689
Read it, moron.
Even if you don’t love me,
926
01:22:21,864 --> 01:22:23,880
I love you.
927
01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:28,155
And if you’re pregnant?
928
01:22:28,329 --> 01:22:29,894
It’d be terrible.
929
01:22:41,606 --> 01:22:43,414
I just had an idea.
930
01:22:45,777 --> 01:22:47,272
So did I.
931
01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:50,782
It’s quite simple.
932
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,701
- We won’t know for a few...
...days if you’re...
933
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:54,675
...pregnant.
934
01:22:54,814 --> 01:22:57,526
- To make sure...
- you get me pregnant so...
935
01:22:57,734 --> 01:23:00,271
- I’d be sure...
...of being...
936
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:01,869
...the father.
937
01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:06,527
Here we go.
938
01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:08,718
ONCE
939
01:23:08,892 --> 01:23:10,212
THE DEED WAS DONE,
940
01:23:10,386 --> 01:23:11,915
ANGELA TURNED ON THE LIGHT
941
01:23:15,043 --> 01:23:16,329
Phew.
942
01:23:17,338 --> 01:23:18,935
We had a close call.
943
01:23:19,874 --> 01:23:21,230
What’s so funny?
944
01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:23,316
Angela...
945
01:23:23,455 --> 01:23:26,234
...damn you.
- Me?
946
01:23:26,409 --> 01:23:27,973
Not damn me.
947
01:23:29,398 --> 01:23:31,379
But a dame, <i>me.</i>
948
01:23:40,173 --> 01:23:44,170
THE END
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