Сериал Alf - Альф на английском языке с английскими и русскими субтитрами. Эпизод 2.

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Here he comes!
Here he comes!

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Brian, stay with me.

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My gosh,
it's hairy!

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Let's put it over here.

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Not on the couch!

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Lynn, clear off
the coffee table.

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Quick, it's heavy.

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Heavy and hairy!

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I can't believe it.

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What do you
think it is?

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A real alien!

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Willie...
Willie what is it?

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I don't know.

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Brian's right.
It's an Alf.

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What?

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An Alf.
An A-l-f.

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That's short for
"Alien life form."

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Can Alf stay in my room?

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No!

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This thing is not
staying in...

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It's not staying!

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Why not?
E.T. got to stay.

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E.T. was a movie.
This is real.

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This is on our coffee table.

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This is incredible;
Truly amazing.

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After all those years
of wondering, and hoping...

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that it might be possible
to contact alien life...

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to have this happen,
it's a miracle.

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It's the fulfillment
of a lifelong dream.

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We got to get rid of it!

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Absolutely.

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We don't know anything about it.
It could be dangerous.

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It could be diseased.
It could be hostile,

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Or have hostile friends
or acquaintances.

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It could be anything.

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We better report
it to the authorities.

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What if the authorities
do something to it?

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Yeah, what if they
poke needles in it?

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No, they wouldn't
poke needles in it.

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Would they, Willie?

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Well, they could.

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I don't think they would,
but they could.

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And they might.

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It's exciting, but
there's any alternative.

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We've got to
report this!

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What other choice
do we have?

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Aagh.

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Ah, can i make a suggestion?

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Sure, why not?

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Well, if it's not
too much trouble,

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how about fixing
my spaceship?

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Hello!
Read my lips.

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It talks.

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It's heavy, it's hairy
and it talks.

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Good. Now how about
fixing my spaceship...

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so i can get my heavy,
hairy body out of here?

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I'm not sure...

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I can fix
your spaceship.

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I mean, not tonight,
not in the dark.

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Yeah, you could use
a light in that driveway.

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I've been meaning
to put one out there,

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But you know
how it is.

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You get busy with
one thing and another.

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- Willie!
- I'm sorry, it seems so human!

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Hey, there's no need
for name calling.

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I don't think we should
get too friendly, Willie.

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She's right.

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Let's have a snack now.
We'll get friendly later.

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Snack?
What kind of snack?

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You got a cat?

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You eat cats?

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You can't eat Lucky.

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No cat eating.
Not in this house.

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All right, all right.
How about a cat-food can?

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I could use the roughage.

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Can we give Alf a can, mom?

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Please?

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Please?

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All right.

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A dented one.

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C'mon, Alf.

 

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Вот он!
Вот он!

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Брайан, не отходи от меня.

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Боже, оно волосатое!

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- Опускай его сюда.
- Только не на диван!

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Линн, убери все со стола.

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Быстрее, он тяжелый.

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Он тяжелый и волосатый!

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Не верю своим глазам.

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Как вы думаете, кто он?

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Настоящий пришелец!

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Вилли...

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Вилли, что это?

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Не имею ни малейшего понятия.

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Брайан прав.
Это - Альф.

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- Кто?
- Альф. A-l-f.

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Это сокращение от
"Alien life form – инопланетная форма жизни".

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Можно Альф будет жить со мной?

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Нет!

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Это существо здесь не останется.

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Но почему?

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И-Ти ведь остался.

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И-ти был героем фильма.
А этот настоящий.

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Развалился тут на нашем кофейном столике.

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Это невероятно!

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Просто потрясающе!

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После многих лет
сомнений и надежд...

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На контакт с инопланетной формой жизни...

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Это случилось. И это чудо.

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Мечта человечества сбылась.

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- Мы должны избавиться он него!
- Несомненно.

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Мы ничего не знаем о нем.
Он может быть опасным.

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Он может быть переносчиком инфекции.

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Или он может быть агрессивным,
или у него могут быть агрессивные друзья.

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Он может быть чем угодно.
Ваша мама права, лучше сообщить о нем властям.

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А что если они что-то сделают с ним?

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Да, что если они будут втыкать в него иголки?

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Нет, они не станут втыкать в него иглы.

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Ведь правда, Вилли?

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Ну, они могут.

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Я не думаю, что они станут это делать,
но они могут.

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И, возможно, так они и сделают.

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Конечно, это все очень здорово,
но я не думаю, что у нас есть выбор.

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Мы должны доложить о нем!

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Разве у нас есть выбор?

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Ох.

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- Ааа, а можно мне внести предложение?
- Да, конечно, почему бы и нет?

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Если вас не затруднит,

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Не могли бы вы починить мой корабль?

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Але!
Читайте по губам!

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Оно разговаривает.

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Он тяжелый, волосатый и разговаривает.

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Да, да. Но может вы все же почините мой корабль,

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Чтобы я мог отправить свое тяжелое, волосатое тело подальше отсюда?

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Ну не знаю...
Я думаю, что могу починить твой корабль.

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Я имею в виду, не прямо сейчас,
сейчас уже поздно и темно.

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Зажги фонарь у гаража.

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Я все собирался повесить его,

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Но ты же знаешь, как это бывает.
Закрутился с одним, с другим.

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- Вилли!
- Извини.

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Но он так похож на человека!

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Эй, вовсе не обязательно навешивать ярлыки.

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Я не думаю, что мы должны проявлять к нему дружелюбие, Вилли.

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Она права.

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Давайте перекусим.
А дружелюбие проявите потом.

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- Перекусим? Чем, например?
- У вас есть кошка?

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Ты ешь кошек?

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Ты не можешь съесть Лаки.

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Никаких перекусов кошками.
Не в этом доме.

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Хорошо, хорошо.
А как насчет кошачьих консервов?

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Я и их тоже ем.

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Мам, можно дать Альфу одну баночку?

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- Пожалуйста?
- Пожалуйста?

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Хорошо.

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Только уже начатую.

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Пойдем, Альф.

 

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We're going with you.

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That is amazing.
Isn't that amazing?

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Willie, will you come down
to earth for a minute?

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An alien being has come
to live with us,

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And eat our cans
and snack on our cat.

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Yeah, this will do fine.

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All right. Just
give me one day, okay?

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If i can't get Alf going,

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We'll tell somebody.
Just one day.

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Okay.

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He's quick!
I'll give him that.

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'Morning.

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'Morning.

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Willie!

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Willie!

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What's going on out there?

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Nothing.
Just screaming.

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Move out of the way.

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No problem.

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Let me put it this way, Willie.

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I don't think this
is going to work out.

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I'll take care of it.

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Everything's fine.

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Everything's under control.

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Interesting concept.

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Please, come away from there.

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Come on!
Over here by me.

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We've a little problem
here to discuss.

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Boy, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?

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Would you give those
to me, please.

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No problem.

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You must understand that
Kate is very nervous about this.

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Absolutely.

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Who's Kate?

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My wife.

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Oh, yeah.
she snores.

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She doesn't snore.

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You calling me a liar?

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You just keep your
distance, all right?

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And try to be considerate.

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No problem.

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That is not considerate!

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That is the opposite
of considerate!

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That is inconsiderate!

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Look, let's just...

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Let's just settle down here.

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Let's just take this
one step at a time.

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There's no need
for you to shave.

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You look fine.

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I want to do
everything you do.

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You're my idol.

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I'm going to
take a shower now.

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Count me in.

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I'd like to take
it alone, thank you.

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Okay. Just don't use
all the hot water.

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Do you mind?

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Never saw a thing.

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And stay away
from the window.

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We've got a very nosy
neighbor, Mrs. Ochmonek.

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"Ochmonek."
Sounds like a typo.

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Just don't let her see you.
She might turn you in.

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Trevor, is there such
a thing as a cross...

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between a kangaroo
and an aardvark?

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Ah, stop putting yourself down.

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I'm not talking about me,

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i'm talking about that thing...

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staring at me from
that bathroom window.

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What?

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I don't see nothing.

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It was there a second ago.

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I think it was shaving.

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Yeah, right, and i'm Sean Penn.

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Towel.

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You talking to me?

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Yeah, would you hand me something
to dry off with, please.

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You got it.

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Will this do the trick?

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No problem.

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Мы пойдем с вами.

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Поверь мне, она избавится от меня при первой же возможности.

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Потрясающе. Ты так не находишь?

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Вилли, спустись на землю!

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К нам прилетел пришелец, он собирается ночевать в нашем доме,

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Есть наши консервы
и закусывать их котом.

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Вот это ничего так.

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Дай мне всего один день, хорошо?

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Если я не смогу помочь Альфу,

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Мы сообщим кому-нибудь.
Всего один день.

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Ладно.

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А он довольно шустрый, надо отдать ему должное.

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Доброе утро.

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Доброе утро.

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- Вилли!
- Вилли!

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- В чем дело?
- Ни в чем.

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Просто кричим.

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- Уйди с дороги.
- Без проблем.

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Вот что я думаю, Вилли.

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Ничего не выйдет.

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Я все улажу.

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Все нормально.

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Все под контролем.

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Занятная конструкция.

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Пожалуйста, отойди от унитаза.

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Давай! Встань рядом со мной.

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Мы должны решить небольшую проблему.

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Да, мы разговорились с Линн прошлой ночью...

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Дружище, да ты слеп как крот!

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- Пожалуйста, верни их мне.
- Нет проблем.

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Ты должен понимать, что Кейт не в восторге
от всего этого.

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Несомненно. А кто такая Кейт?

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- Моя жена.
- А, точно

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Которая храпит.

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- Она не храпит.
- Не хочешь ли ты сказать, что я лжец?

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Просто веди себя прилично, хорошо?

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И постарайся быть повежливее.

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Без проблем.

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Это было совсем не вежливо!

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И даже напротив, оскорбительно!

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Возмутительно!

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Давай...

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Давай просто успокоимся.
Не будем торопиться.

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Тебе не нужно бриться.
Ты и так хорошо выглядишь.

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Я хочу делать все, что делаешь ты.

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Ты мой кумир.

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- Так, я собираюсь принять душ.
- Я с тобой.

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Спасибо, но я хотел бы сделать это один.

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Хорошо. Только не израсходуй всю горячую воду.

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- Не возражаешь?
- Да не смотрю я.


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И не высовывайся в окно.

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Наша соседка, миссис Окмонек, повсюду сует свой нос.

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Окмонек

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По-моему, здесь где-то опечатка.

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Просто не попадайся ей на глаза.
Она может сдать тебя полиции.

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Тревор, как ты думаешь, существует ли
гибрид между кенгуру и муравьедом?

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Не стоит быть такой самокритичной.

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Я говорю не о себе,

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Я говорю о существе,
которое пялится на меня из окна напротив.

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Ты о чем?

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Я ничего не вижу.

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Оно было там секунду назад.

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Мне показалось, оно брилось.

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Да, да, в таком случае я Шон Пенн.

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- Полотенце!
- Ты это мне?

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Да, тебе. Не мог бы ты дать мне что-нибудь,
чтобы я мог вытереться, пожалуйста.

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Сейчас.

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Это подойдет?

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Конечно.

 

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