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<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Subtitle
By: Ivandrofly</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">&
Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: July 10, 2018</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
And last but not least, to
Susan "The Steamroller" Purtree
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for putting this all together.
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And now, finally, at long last,
as some of you may be saying,
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it is my honor, my privilege,
my personal pleasure
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to present to you the
man of every hour,
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University of Perth's own
Professor Edgar Solomon.
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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(APPLAUSE)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Hear, hear!
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
MURMURS)</font></b>
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Thank you. Sincerely.
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A bear taking a dump
asked a rabbit,
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"Does shit stick to
your fur as a habit?"
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"Of course not," said the hare,
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"it's really quite rare,"
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so the bear wiped his
ass with the rabbit.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHTER)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">EDGAR:</font></b>
There once was a lady named Dot...
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who lived off of pig shit and snot.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(SLIGHT CHUCKLES)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">EDGAR:</font></b>
When she ran out of these,
she ate the green cheese...
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that she grew on the sides...
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- of her twat.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GASPING,
MURMURING)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Oh, my God.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(WHISPERING)</font></b>
Are you all right? You OK?
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- I'm so sorry.
- OK.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Edgar? What are
you doing? Oh, my...!
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREAMS)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(SHOUTING,
SCREAMING)</font></b>
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- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Stop!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUN COCKS)</font></b>
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- Hands over your head, sir!
- Just one moment.
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Please, sir, don't
reach in your jacket!
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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(EDGAR GRUNTS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(THUDDING)</font></b>
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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(EDGAR COUGHING)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(MOANING, GAGGING)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ON PHONE)</font></b>
I'm calling on
behalf of AAMQ debt acquisitions,
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regarding the balance on
your LBF Platinum card...
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ON PHONE)</font></b>
This is an
attempt to collect a debt.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ON PHONE)</font></b>
If you do not
pay your outstanding bill...
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ON PHONE)</font></b>
Your power will be
cut off by noon Friday, July...
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Hello? Hi, I'm here. And I
might be able to pay you today.
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I think I'm about to
get some good news.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(SOFT MUSIC
PLAYS ON RADIO)</font></b>
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- I think you're gonna get it.
- Oh, stop jinxing it.
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- It's unjinxable. You got it.
- Stop saying that.
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- Too bad. <b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>
- Just tie my lucky tie.
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- Senior sales representative.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BOTH LAUGH)</font></b>
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Honey, when's the last time Kopeckny
asked you in for a meeting one on one?
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- Never.
- So there.
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If I get this promotion, we
are so going on a honeymoon.
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Who needs a honeymoon?
After this weekend we'll be married.
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You'll ask, "Where's the remote?"
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But I mean like a husband asking
his wife where is the remote.
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- Thank you.
- Hey.
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- Yes?
- What about the kid?
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- The kid.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>
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Geez.
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All right. Senior sales
representative, here I come!
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Sir, I'm just trying to understand.
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You're firing me?
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I made more sales
than ever last month.
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And you're still not producing.
What does that tell you?
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Explain to me what
happened yesterday.
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I made the sale.
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The woman was interested
in the gold plan.
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- You talked her out of it.
- Wh...
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You talked her out
of the gold plan.
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I sold Ms. Palmer a policy that was
appropriate to her age and income.
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I didn't feel like I should
take advantage... of her.
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That's what we do here?
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- We take advantage of people?
- No. No, not at all.
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- That's not what I meant.
- I got it.
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- Sir...
- No, I got it. I do, really.
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We shame you.
You're too pure for this job.
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Please, I cannot lose this
job right now. Sir...
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My brother is mentally disabled,
and if I lose this job,
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I'm going to lose my insurance.
And if I lose my insurance,
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I'm not gonna be able to
afford his outpatient care
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and they're gonna
re-institutionalize him.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIGHS)</font></b>
Sounds like you have a
lot of people depending on you.
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You got this brother.
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You're getting married,
having a baby.
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Yeah.
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You realize the same things
that make you a lousy salesman
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are going to fuck
you up as a father?
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Or a husband, for that matter.
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I mean, you're marrying this girl.
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She's marrying someone who
refuses to get his hands dirty,
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who lacks the balls
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to ever really lay it on the
line for her or her child.
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If you think I'm being unfair,
tell me to go to hell.
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Like a man. Huh?
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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>
Mm-mm-mm...
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR OPENS)</font></b>
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Vince... get him out of here.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
No, no, no. OK, 'cause...
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they'll send me back to Bayview.
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And I can't go back to Bayview.
They lock the doors on you at Bayview.
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- I know.
- Then you have to say a promise to me,
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that you promise me I don't
have to go back there.
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Like, "I promise," well,
"I promise you, Michael,
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you don't have to go
back there to Bayview."
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You have to say that to me.
You have to promise me.
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- OK.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(ELEVATOR
DINGS)</font></b>
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OK. You take the elevator
and I'll take the stairs
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and I'll meet you
like in five seconds!
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
I know it's only a day
away, but is there any way
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to move the rehearsal dinner
into maybe a smaller room?
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ON PHONE)</font></b>
The Cypress Room's
already our most economical.
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There's a number of affordable
motor inns all along the highway.
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- No! It's just, things have come up.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE BEEPING)</font></b>
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- I have to take this.
- Hello?
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Dad, why didn't you show me this?
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I could've at least been
looking for a place for you!
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
What kind of nigger paradise do you
think you're going to move me into?
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I'm not gonna live among Bantus.
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I'm gonna have to move in
with you. We both know it.
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- Dad.
- Oh, I know. I'm a blight.
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This is why you should
have made more money.
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You sealed all our fates when you
settled on a liberal arts major.
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Mythology and Folklore.
What the fuck were you thinking?
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- If I just had more time.
- You had 15 years by my count.
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Fifteen years to find
something you were good at.
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By the time I was your age,
I'd amassed a fortune so huge,
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it took decades of dedicated
self-destruction to wind up like this.
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Dad, you know we already have
Michael living with us...
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- Leave me alone.
- And the baby on the way.
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My bowels are finally moving. Let me
savor these last little victories.
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Your father despises me, Elliot.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Shelby, I know how hard this
is gonna be on everybody. I know that.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
Then why did you tell him yes?
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Hey, Ellie, do you remember
when Dad would always...
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was always saying he was
going to have a man
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from the orphanage
to come and get us?
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And we never knew why that
was going to be a punishment
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to get to live away from him.
Do you remember that?
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Yeah, I remember.
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Well, that's not even
an option anymore.
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Do you remember Deborah, who
lived across the street, Ellie?
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Well, I wonder if she's still alive.
She's probably still alive, Ellie.
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She wouldn't be that old. She'd be
maybe 57 now. That's not that old.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(BLOWING)</font></b>
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Ellie, can you give me a ride
to Joe Burger? I took my pill.
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OK? I just... I took
my pill already.
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Well, I can't go back to
Hot Dog Castle right now
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'cause things just got
very unpleasant there.
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- OK? Well...
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(HORN HONKING)</font></b>
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- Don't go faster, Ellie.
- I won't.
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- Just don't do that.
- I won't. I'm not.
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Just stay there.
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Well, yeah, because he knows
that Marisol likes me
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and there's sometimes when
she is at the counter,
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we'll make... <b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>
we'll make
eyes at each other sometimes.
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Is that what people say, to
"make eyes at each other"?
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- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah, to make eyes. Well...
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I think that Shelby is like Mom.
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When she was alive, she was poor.
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You don't think about
that, but they were.
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Dad didn't make his
money until later
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and he didn't start to be
mean until later. So, yeah.
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Bye.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(FLY BUZZING)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
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What the fuck?
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- Hello?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ON PHONE)</font></b>
Mr. Elliot Brindle?
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- Yes?
- Congratulations.
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You have been selected
for the opportunity
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to take part in a
one-of-a-kind game show!
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- Uh, look...
- Of a long list of candidates
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in financial need, you have been chosen
to compete for a fantastic cash prize.
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I think you may have
dialed the wrong number.
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Elliot Brindle, age 32.
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Your mother was killed in a car
accident when you were nine.
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Ever since, you've felt
responsible for your brother,
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whose outpatient care
cost you $1,200 a month.
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Add that to $90,000 in student
loans and credit card debt,
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- no wonder you have trouble sleeping.
- Who is this?
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You always mean well, but follow-through
has often been a problem.
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Like today, you somehow were
unable to protect your fiancee
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from having a vindictive old
racist move in with her.
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- What do you want?
- You can't honestly even say
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you put up much of a fight on
that one, can you, Mr. Brindle?
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OK, I'm gonna hang up now.
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And at this moment, you are
being defeated by a fly.
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Don't be alarmed, Mr. Brindle.
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All that matters is the
challenge I put before you now.
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Swat the fly.
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If you kill the fly,
$1000 will be instantly
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credited to your Nola Bank
account number 5366286.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(FLY BUZZING)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(BUZZING STOPS)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
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Shit.
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
If you wish to proceed, we
have another challenge for you,
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no more complicated than
the first. Are you ready?
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- Swallow the fly you just killed.
- What?
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If you eat the fly,
$3,622 will be credited
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to your account, exactly what
Shelby owes on her MasterCard.
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That would be a nice wedding
gift for her, wouldn't it?
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<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
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00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,824
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR OPENING)</font></b>
205
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,829
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
206
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,060
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
207
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:26,111
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Well done. You have
completed challenge two.
208
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:31,869
$3,622 has been credited
to your Nola bank account.
209
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,581
Jesus. You're watching me now?
210
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,586
You can have your privacy
back right now, if you like.
211
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:44,541
But I must tell you, great
wealth is within your grasp.
212
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:48,022
Thirty-six hours from now,
you can be a very rich man.
213
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,310
All you have to do is
complete 13 challenges.
214
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,351
You've already completed
two, so only 11 more to go.
215
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,982
Please make sure you are
alone, entirely alone,
216
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,347
as I relate to you the rules.
217
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,628
There are 11 more challenges.
218
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:09,183
For each one you complete, the
cash prizes will grow in value.
219
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:14,904
If you complete challenge 13, you
will claim a life-changing fortune.
220
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,064
Our last winner took
home 6.2 million.
221
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,143
Six point two million dollars?
222
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,865
If you fail to
complete a challenge,
223
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,229
the game will end and you
will lose everything,
224
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,145
including any money you
have won to that point.
225
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,622
There are two other
ways the game can end.
226
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,465
One, tell anyone you
are playing the game.
227
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,467
Two, attempt to contact or in any
way interfere with the game.
228
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,066
- Why me?
- Everything will be revealed to you
229
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,029
at the appropriate time.
230
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,706
If you understand the rules
and wish to continue,
231
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,670
please press one to
register your entry.
232
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,825
- Otherwise, press two, end the game.
- El?
233
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,028
<b><font face="Rockwell">(KNOCKING ON
DOOR)</font></b>
234
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,988
- <b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
Mr. Brindle?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(KNOCKING)</font></b>
235
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,745
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SOFT JAZZ
PLAYS OVER PHONE)</font></b>
236
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,630
Did you just slam the
door in my face?
237
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,066
No.
238
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,144
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Congratulations, Elliot Brindle.
- Elliot...
239
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,509
You are now a
registered contestant.
240
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,301
Now, please, face forward and say,
241
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,306
"I will dance with a golden toad."
242
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,350
- I will dance with a golden toad.
- Excellent!
243
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,582
Get a good night's sleep,
and in the morning,
244
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,950
be sure to wear a comfortable
pair of walking shoes.
245
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,421
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
246
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,061
Who was that?
247
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,870
- It's a surprise.
- Hm.
248
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,506
Everything will be revealed to
you at the appropriate time.
249
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,106
OK. Mm-hm.
250
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,069
Now, back to bed.
251
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,107
<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
You know, when Shelby was little...
252
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,301
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
Mom!
253
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,704
<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
She used to always go on
about the wedding she was gonna have,
254
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,943
and it always got bigger.
255
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,983
By the time she was 12,
256
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,509
she was riding in at the head
of a parade of elephants...
257
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,150
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHTER)</font></b>
258
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,826
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Attended by six eunuchs!
- I've since amended that.
259
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,745
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
- Give me one second.
260
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,507
- Hello?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Good morning, Mr. Brindle.
261
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,668
This is challenge three of 13.
262
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,302
For $5,000, make a child cry.
263
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,468
- What?
- You have five minutes.
264
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,827
- What?
- We wish you luck.
265
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,187
- Elliot?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
266
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,782
- Everything OK?
- Yeah.
267
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,509
- And now I gotta urinate.
- Right.
268
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,946
I'll just post it on Facebook.
269
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,383
We can put out a proper
press release later.
270
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,502
Hey...
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>
271
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,301
- Your mommy doesn't love you.
- Yes, she does.
272
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,189
They don't want to let you know,
but the man from the orphanage
273
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,466
is coming to take you away.
274
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,670
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
275
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,670
That's what they're
talking about right now.
276
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,424
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
CHATTER)</font></b>
277
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,583
It's because of what you did.
278
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,260
Mommy! Mommy!
279
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,508
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
280
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,982
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GIRL SOBBING)</font></b>
- I'm so sorry!
281
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,585
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
What's the matter?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
What's wrong, sweetie?
282
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,711
OK, so we're off? Let me get that.
283
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,147
- OK.
- Thank you.
284
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,261
- I got it.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
Bye, Dad!
285
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,586
If you want, I can just go pick my dad
up myself and drop you off at home.
286
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,823
- Are you trying to get rid of me?
- No.
287
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,187
We're not even married yet,
and it's already started?
288
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,705
- Women, right?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Hey!
289
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,109
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
What the...?
290
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,660
<b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
How fucking dare you!
What kind of a pervert are you?
291
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,380
- <b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
Stop the car! Stop the car!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Sick, twisted...!
292
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,225
- Whoa! Baby, stop, stop!
- The fuck is wrong with you?!
293
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,104
Fuck you!
294
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,461
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHURCH BELLS
TOLLING)</font></b>
295
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,580
<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell">(WHISPERS)</font></b>
He's right there.
296
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,063
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BEEPING)</font></b>
297
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,110
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
298
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,740
- I'm not loving this new ringtone.
- I'm sorry.
299
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,949
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
This next one is worth $10,000!
300
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,023
Challenge four of 13.
301
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,946
We'd like to draw your
attention to a nativity scene.
302
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,344
Handcrafted in darkness by the children
of the Chabert Home for the Blind.
303
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,989
- Hey, Bill, you ready?
- Yeah, I'm fuckin' ready.
304
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,428
What do you think? I gotta
piss like a racehorse.
305
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,424
- OK.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
We wish you luck.
306
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,947
- You can't be serious.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
307
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,989
<b><font face="Rockwell">BILL:</font></b>
The baby was a miscalculation.
308
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,861
Elliot's already collapsing
under the weight of it.
309
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,307
You'll get tired of
propping him up.
310
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,349
Years go by,
311
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,903
and your bitterness will grow
in proportion to your ass.
312
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,710
<b><font face="Rockwell">(FLUSHING)</font></b>
313
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,424
Come here and give me a hand.
314
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,901
With my zipper, please.
315
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,791
My arthritis.
316
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,023
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
317
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,582
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ELLIOT HUMMING)</font></b>
318
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,066
Fuck.
319
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,024
I'm wondering what Elliot's
told you about his mother.
320
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,150
He told you I was driving?
321
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,065
- He told you that, at least.
- Uh-huh.
322
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,269
- I know he thinks I was drinking.
- Were you?
323
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,027
I was in a hurry. I was a
busy man in those days.
324
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,706
Things to do, an empire to build.
325
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,511
I couldn't slow down for anything.
326
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,583
Least of all a telephone pole.
327
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,501
Fuck!
328
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,027
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ALARM RINGING)</font></b>
329
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,786
- Do you hear that? The fire alarm?
- Hm?
330
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,744
No, I didn't. Sorry.
331
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,782
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ALARM WAILING)</font></b>
332
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,307
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
333
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,863
- Hello?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Mr. Brindle!
334
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,944
I'm sorry, that was a
total accident. I didn't...
335
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,469
Take a breath, and when you're ready
to begin challenge five of 13,
336
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:36,547
follow the unseasonably dressed
homeless person across the street.
337
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,589
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIRENS APPROACHING)</font></b>
338
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,787
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
What's going on?
339
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,704
<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
I'm still working on the surprise.
340
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,191
I'm gonna be gone for
a couple of hours.
341
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,388
- Fuck you!
- I'm not joking, I gotta go.
342
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,301
If I were a paranoid bridezilla, I'd
think you were getting cold feet.
343
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,706
- My feet are very warm.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(FIRE TRUNK
HONKS)</font></b>
344
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,101
What if, just say, your
extremely strange behavior...
345
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,719
you do agree, it's
extremely strange...
346
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,901
<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Yes, definitely.
347
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,631
Well, what if, hypothetically,
I decided I didn't find it
348
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,221
as delightful as all that and
I seriously wanted to know
349
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,030
- where you're running off to!
- I'd just have to hope
350
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,467
it blew over by tonight.
I love you!
351
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,822
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
You're doing great.
I know this is taking a little while,
352
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,427
but we're almost done.
That should do the beard.
353
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,504
Um, let's move on to the eyes.
354
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:25,382
Do you think the eyes were
bigger or smaller than these?
355
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,908
- What do you think?
- Katie? Katie?
356
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,821
- Honey, the guy's eyes?
- That's him! That's the man!
357
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,467
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Who?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">KATIE:</font></b>
That's the man who said
358
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,907
that I was gonna go
to the orphanage.
359
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,791
It says "wanted."
360
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,705
- What's this?
- This is just weird is what this is.
361
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,945
Beautiful back there, claims that this
guy came up to him on the street
362
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,900
and offered to trade him an ostrich
for his clothes and shopping cart.
363
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,188
- Did he have an ostrich?
- He did.
364
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,547
What would a homeless guy
want with an ostrich?
365
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,182
He didn't want an ostrich, so the guy
sweetened the deal by a thousand bucks.
366
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,463
- And he believed him.
- The guy's got an ostrich.
367
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,782
He might have a thousand bucks.
368
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,030
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SOFTLY)</font></b>
What do you got?
- Ostrich Boy again.
369
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,105
This is from the identikit of the church
arson that happened earlier today.
370
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,991
There's security footage, too.
I just put Richardson and Dobbs on it.
371
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,585
- I'll go myself.
- They just left.
372
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,705
- Call them back. I'll go myself.
- OK.
373
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,581
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
374
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:58,261
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Challenge six for $50,000
is a good deed, for a change.
375
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,584
Upstairs in 6-B lives
Mr. Shaw, a lonely man.
376
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,346
- Take him for a cup of coffee.
- And?
377
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,824
And there's a diner called Taylor's
two blocks from where you are.
378
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,588
Have him there with a cup of
coffee in front of him by 4:00.
379
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,504
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
380
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,304
Mr. Shaw?
381
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,428
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYS
FAINTLY ON STEREO)</font></b>
382
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,863
Mr. Shaw?
383
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:49,307
<b><font face="Rockwell">(MUSIC CONTINUES)</font></b>
384
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,828
Mr. Shaw?
385
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,151
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ELLIOT GASPS)</font></b>
Oh, my god.
386
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,506
Oh, my God.
387
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,310
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(RECORD SCRATCHES)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
388
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,871
Oh!
389
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,068
That man is dead.
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PANTING)</font></b>
390
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:35,350
That man is really dead.
You kill him?
391
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,107
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Mr. Brindle,
this man took his own life.
392
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,901
You see there in that tub what
the meek actually inherit.
393
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,269
No. No, I can't.
I'm not doing that.
394
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:51,307
This is not swatting flies anymore.
It's a crime. It's desecration.
395
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:57,103
Dragging a corpse through the streets.
Are you insane? Who are you?
396
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,026
Two paths lie before you.
One requires a bit of courage
397
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,501
and leads to enough money
to settle your debts,
398
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,947
keep Michael safe, and
provide your child
399
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,547
everything from a pony
to a college education.
400
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,748
The other leads to
loveless poverty.
401
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,302
All that requires is you
just continue being you.
402
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,462
- You don't know me.
- Well...
403
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,391
No, you don't know me.
You don't know anything about me!
404
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,823
Maybe you've done research, maybe you
know facts, but you do not know me!
405
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:29,384
You have until 4:00. Mr. Shaw
takes his coffee black.
406
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,348
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
407
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,023
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>
408
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,262
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CRACKING)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS,
PANTING)</font></b>
409
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,665
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PANTING)</font></b>
410
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,863
- Hi there. How we all doing today?
- Great.
411
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,546
- My name is Jeanette...
- He's just gonna have a cup of coffee.
412
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,664
- Black, please.
- OK.
413
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,186
- And for you?
- Nothing for me.
414
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,679
If you're sitting at the booth,
you have to order something.
415
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,111
Well, I'm gonna be going, so...
416
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,981
- I'll have a cheeseburger.
- The Bernars burger?
417
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,670
Yeah, that sounds great.
418
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,911
OK. And you get sides with that.
419
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,348
Your choices are baked
potato, baked beans...
420
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,821
- Baked beans. The baked beans.
- OK.
421
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,631
My name is Jeanette, and I
will be taking care of you.
422
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,942
Great. Can you just take care of me?
You don't have to explain
423
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,900
any of the procedure or anything.
He just really needs a cup of coffee.
424
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,863
Thank you.
425
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,507
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR OPENING)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BELL JINGLING)</font></b>
426
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,822
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
POLICE RADIO CHATTER)</font></b>
427
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,143
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
She puts in for a transfer,
he takes early retirement.
428
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,462
- Scoot.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LOW CHATTER)</font></b>
429
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,749
- We ain't gonna fit in this booth...
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(MAN LAUGHS)</font></b>
That's true.
430
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,908
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN 2:</font></b>
I think so. There you go.
Come on, get it...
431
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,983
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN 3:</font></b>
Wide load.
432
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,824
- I remember.
- Right.
433
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,030
- OK. Three regular and one decaf.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Yeah.
434
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,831
Good and hot, fresh pot.
435
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,784
- Sugar.
- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
436
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,820
The hair of the dog.
437
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,110
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
438
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,661
- Hey, hey!
- You got a problem here, sir?
439
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,744
No. Not at all. I, uh...
440
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,586
- I was waiting before you. I'm sorry.
- Excuse me?
441
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,111
I, uh...
442
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,944
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Why don't we step outside real
quick and have a word about this?
443
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,421
- Is that a flask?
- What?
444
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,824
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Is that a flask on the table?
- I'm gonna need you to step outside.
445
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,105
You know that's not
just a code infraction.
446
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,230
In uniform, it's a 306.
447
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,702
My guess is you've never been
to a diversion program before.
448
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,660
Make you open up to a shrink like three
days a week, and there's group sessions.
449
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:01,188
They show films about empowerment.
There's reading materials, too.
450
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,144
You want your coffee? Please.
451
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,666
No? OK.
452
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,742
Drink your coffee, buddy.
453
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,506
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
454
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,102
Did you see how it
went down back there?
455
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,662
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Kudos! We were so impressed
by the way you avoided arrest
456
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,108
during challenge six, we've
decided, what the hell,
457
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,945
to count that as challenge
seven completed as well.
458
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,944
- Thank you so much!
- You'll be less pleased to hear
459
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,547
your brother's doctor's office just
received an anonymous phone call
460
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,388
alerting them to the fact that Michael
would soon no longer be insured.
461
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,908
- What?
- His file's already marked for review.
462
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,826
But none of this matters,
of course, if you win.
463
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,545
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
464
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,062
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ENGINE STARTS)</font></b>
465
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,389
<b><font face="Rockwell">(AIR BRAKES
HISS)</font></b>
466
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,669
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
POLICE RADIO CHATTER)</font></b>
467
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,943
- Who was that?
- He said he was a reporter.
468
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,024
What was he asking you?
469
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,901
If you guys had said anything about
other things the guy might have done,
470
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,143
the destruction of a sacred place.
471
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,666
He gave you something?
472
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,183
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
473
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,587
- Yes.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Before the next challenge,
474
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,381
please take out your New
Orleans Parish Library card.
475
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,941
My library card?
476
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,828
- I don't have it.
- No, you don't.
477
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,870
You dropped it back at Taylor's
Diner, where it's been found.
478
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:17,070
It won't be long till they trace the
number to you, if they haven't already.
479
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,587
You're facing at least
ten years in prison
480
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,506
for arson, assault, and
desecration of a corpse.
481
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,901
But here's the good news.
482
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,950
If you successfully
complete all 13 challenges,
483
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,671
we will make all these
charges go away.
484
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,822
It's what we do for winners.
485
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,870
Losers, however, are on their own.
486
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,621
Try to think of this in the
most positive, empowering way
487
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,067
as a gun pointed to your head.
488
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,346
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
489
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,270
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(KNOCKING)</font></b>
- Mr. Vogler?
490
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,667
Mr. Vogler!
491
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,503
Mr. Vogler!
492
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,949
I'm with the police.
493
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,784
I'm not here to arrest you.
494
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,461
You were at the diner today.
495
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,942
You seem to know something
about a man I'm looking for.
496
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,627
- I can't trust you.
- You saw my badge.
497
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:32,263
That doesn't mean anything! They got
cops working for them, I'm sure!
498
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,468
- They?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(PANTING)</font></b>
499
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,705
All right. I'll tell you this, in
case you are who you say you are.
500
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,104
If you get this guy in your
sights, do not hesitate,
501
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,661
blow his brains out.
502
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,229
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BANGING)</font></b>
503
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,627
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR CREAKING)</font></b>
504
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,545
Hello.
505
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,510
Hi.
506
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,790
Um...
507
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,231
I'm sitting here counting to ten
over and over again on my fingers.
508
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,065
You get used to things, you know?
509
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,869
OK.
510
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,580
- Gum?
- No, thanks.
511
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,504
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR OPENS)</font></b>
512
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,466
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
You know, um...
513
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,341
you kinda had this thing
in your head and...
514
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,470
but then it actually gets to you.
515
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,985
You know?
516
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,268
Is this your fantasy?
517
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,585
Have you ever done
one of these before?
518
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,942
<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Done what?
519
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,425
You didn't go to Holmes, did you?
520
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,942
Holmes Middle School? Yeah, I did.
521
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,023
Did you have Metal
Shop with Fishman?
522
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,466
Uh-huh.
523
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,704
- I'm Elliot Brindle.
- That's right.
524
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,386
I'm John Witter.
525
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:42,108
I was in real estate
for a long time.
526
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,422
Made good money.
527
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,104
But I had some reversals.
528
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,591
- What's going on here?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
529
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,710
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
We've gone to a great deal of
effort to arrange this reunion.
530
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,626
You don't remember Johnny Witter
from Mr. Fishman's class?
531
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,262
How he and his brother
Tom tormented you daily?
532
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:12,141
How they held you by the ankles
out the computer lab window?
533
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,747
Challenge eight is worth $100,000.
534
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,141
Amputate his right arm
just below the elbow.
535
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,348
- No. No way.
- It's your right to decline, of course.
536
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,743
But if you don't complete
all 13 challenges,
537
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,986
you will forfeit the grand prize,
as well as everything you've won.
538
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,551
You should know that Mr. Witter
539
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,147
has quite gladly consented
to this procedure.
540
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,665
Ask him.
541
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,830
You want your arm cut off?
542
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,506
Yes.
543
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,271
- Yes?
- Just get on with it.
544
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,310
They're paying you.
545
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,349
<b><font face="Rockwell">(JOHN PANTING)</font></b>
546
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,624
- He's still awake.
- I've given him a local anesthetic.
547
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,668
You have no right to
back out of this.
548
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,150
I knew you were gonna
pussy out! I knew it!
549
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,707
- Look, I know you are trying to...
- You're gonna give me fucking sympathy?
550
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,070
Are you for real?
You're fucking sickening.
551
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,470
You know why we always picked on you?
'Cause you fucking asked for it!
552
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,466
You walked around with that stupid
look on your fucking face saying,
553
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,100
"Please punch me in
my fucking throat."
554
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,228
The day after we threw
you in the dumpster,
555
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,826
you passed me in the quad
and you smiled at me.
556
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,308
You fucking smiled at me!
557
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,510
My brother pissed on
your brother's face.
558
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,307
You remember that? You can't
tell me you don't remember that.
559
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,751
I do. I bust a gut every
time I think about it.
560
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:05,748
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SAW WHIRRING)</font></b>
- Now do it! Go on, do it!
561
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,821
Come on.
562
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,144
Come on, come on, come on!
563
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,871
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREAMING)</font></b>
564
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,030
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font></b>
565
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,903
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BONE CRACKS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SAW TURNS
OFF)</font></b>
566
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,910
<b><font face="Rockwell">(NO AUDIO)</font></b>
567
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,225
Where's your car?
568
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,509
<b><font face="Rockwell">(JOHNNY PANTING)</font></b>
Did you call my brother?
569
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,865
Did you tell him who you were?
570
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,991
This doesn't change anything.
You're still a loser.
571
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,346
You'll always be a loser.
572
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,822
Yeah, well, you've obviously
done very well for yourselves.
573
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,150
Got yourselves a nice
leather jacket, fancy car.
574
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,867
It's going to be a little difficult
for you to put it in gear, though.
575
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,790
Guess you didn't really
think that one through.
576
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,386
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANING)</font></b>
577
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,949
Thank you.
578
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,871
- We're going to need a report.
- Of course.
579
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,347
Sir. Sir?
580
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,788
<b><font face="Rockwell">(OVER PA)</font></b>
Dr. Anderson to Maternity,
please. Dr. Anderson...
581
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,631
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
I don't care about
your goddamn system!
582
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,951
It's Witter. W-I-T-T-E-R.
583
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,989
I know you have my brother
back there somewhere.
584
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,519
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Just a moment.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Get off your fat fucking ass,
585
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,799
- and go find out where he is!
- Hey. I'll tell you what
586
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,028
happened to your brother.
Just grab a chair.
587
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,310
- What the fuck!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Security!
588
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,227
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
PA ANNOUNCEMENT)</font></b>
- Oh, oh!
589
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,070
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>
590
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,709
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Security!
591
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,431
- Elliot Brindle.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
592
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,346
<b><font face="Rockwell">(MAN GRUNTING)</font></b>
593
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,269
You were a challenge.
594
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,109
You were a challenge.
595
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,389
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYS)</font></b>
596
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,021
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CLASSICAL
MUSIC PLAYS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
CHATTER)</font></b>
597
00:48:55,720 --> 00:49:00,747
I can't believe Sergio gave us the grand
ballroom. He says we get it all night!
598
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,222
- Elliot's a miracle worker.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Uh-oh! Speak of the devil!
599
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,748
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
Oh! Well, well, well.
600
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,950
- My man of mystery.
- Mmm...
601
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,661
- Hm... You look rather snazzy.
- Mmm. So do you.
602
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,901
Where did you get this?
603
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:31,988
- Aunt Jessica. You look amazing.
- Thank you.
604
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,790
Have you told her the story
of your Alaskan cruise?
605
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,704
- You gotta hear it, it's amazing.
- What?
606
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,147
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
CHATTER)</font></b>
607
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,344
Have a good night.
608
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,744
- Nice of you to show up.
- Yeah.
609
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,823
- Looking good.
- You don't have to do that.
610
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,749
I can do that myself. OK?
611
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,904
- Well, you look good.
- Thank you.
612
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,024
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
RADIO CHATTER)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
That one's clean.
613
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,705
What about this dresser?
614
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,624
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN 2:</font></b>
Check underneath.
615
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,623
Could be a false bottom there.
616
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,861
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Got something, boss.
617
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,751
Looks like they're attending
their wedding rehearsal dinner
618
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,709
at the country club.
619
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,702
- Boss?
- Let's go.
620
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,581
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CLASSICAL
MUSIC PLAYING)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUESTS CHATTERING)</font></b>
621
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,020
Congratulations.
622
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,911
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CLASSICAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)</font></b>
623
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,944
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
624
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,266
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Challenge ten of 13 is a
worth a half million dollars.
625
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,425
All you have to do is wait until
you're called upon to give a toast
626
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,501
and then destroy the wedding hall,
while singing "The Internationale."
627
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,822
- What?
- We're quantifying destruction
628
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,905
in the following manner: At
least 75 percent of all ceramic
629
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,382
or crystal objects in the
hall must be shattered.
630
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,907
- Bastard!
- At least one of the wonderful
631
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,070
floral centerpieces
must be urinated upon.
632
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,224
If you're not familiar with the
Internationale Communist Anthem,
633
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,589
you will find the lyrics in
your left jacket pocket.
634
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,105
You know I was doing this for her.
635
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,831
And it is for her you
must soldier on!
636
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,348
You've committed six felonies.
Any future with Shelby,
637
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,141
indeed, any future not organized
around routine sodomy,
638
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,430
now depends on you completing
all 13 challenges.
639
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,588
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
640
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,789
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
I first met Elliot two years ago
641
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,069
and I knew right away all I
needed to know about him...
642
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,666
that he made my daughter happy.
643
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,551
I already feel you're like a son.
644
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,747
- Son?
- Baby.
645
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,866
<b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b>
Speech! Speech! Speech!
646
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,030
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Come on!
647
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,182
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ELLIOT CLEARS
THROAT)</font></b>
648
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,989
<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Shelby, there's a
life that you deserve,
649
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,304
and I swear to you I'll do
anything to make that real.
650
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,343
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
RADIO CHATTER)</font></b>
651
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,150
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Sir?
652
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,943
That gentleman over there, we're
gonna need to speak with him.
653
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,183
Got a few questions we need
to ask him. I'm sorry...
654
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,624
- All right. Give me a minute.
- Yes, sir.
655
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,544
We'll be waiting.
656
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,342
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Son?
657
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,580
Park security, they want Michael.
658
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,182
They say he exposed himself
to a girl at the tennis court.
659
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,705
I told them you'll talk to them.
660
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,941
- Um, everyone...
- Michael?
661
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,671
Let's have our drinks outside
while we wait for our food.
662
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,666
- Shall we? Thank you.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LOW CHATTER)</font></b>
663
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,584
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Let's just get
the folks outta here.
664
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,788
- What happened?
- I didn't touch her or anything.
665
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,102
I just wanted to show her it.
666
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,871
- OK? I just wanted to show it to her.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
It's OK.
667
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,624
They'll make me pee in a cup.
668
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,624
I haven't had my pill in
three days. In three days.
669
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,989
- It'll be OK.
- No. Horowitz will institutionalize him
670
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,346
if he can't trust him
to take his meds.
671
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,427
They'll make me go back to Bayview.
I don't want to go back to Bayview, OK?
672
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,628
They make me pee in a cup.
673
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,463
Michael, get ready to run.
I have an idea.
674
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:34,109
- Ready to run...
- Arise, ye workers, from your slumbers!
675
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,265
- Go home and take your pill.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Sir, that's enough. Sir?
676
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,986
- Elliot!
- I'm buying him time.
677
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,461
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
What are you doing?!
678
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,907
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROCK MUSIC
PLAYS)</font></b>
679
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,345
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INAUDIBLE
DIALOGUE)</font></b>
680
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,626
Stay back! We don't want
anyone getting hurt!
681
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,941
- Put it down. Let's talk about it.
- Stay right there.
682
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,790
Look away.
683
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,750
I said look away...
look away right now!
684
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,224
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
685
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,229
<b><font face="Rockwell">(HUMMING)</font></b>
686
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,024
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(URINATING)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
687
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,424
- Easy.
- This one's goin' nowhere.
688
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,826
- Easy.
- This boy is mine.
689
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,266
Easy!
690
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,071
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Stop right there!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN 2:</font></b>
Stop, you son of a bitch!
691
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,783
What the hell are you doing?
Open the door.
692
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,829
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
693
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:18,269
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Mr. Brindle, you did
complete this last challenge,
694
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,311
but we've observed you're still far too
concerned with what people think of you.
695
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,704
You're still holding back, still
clinging to an old image of yourself.
696
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,823
- But I did it.
- So you did.
697
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,347
And now challenge 11 of 13
698
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,391
is to open that door and surrender
to the security guards.
699
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,430
- What?
- So says the golden toad.
700
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,942
A brave arm makes a
short sword long.
701
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,547
What am I supposed to do?
702
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,510
Is this a punishment or are
we still playing the game?
703
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,105
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LINE DISCONNECTS)</font></b>
704
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,780
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Guys, hold up. He's comin' around.
705
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,063
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
706
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,710
Cocksucker!
707
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,868
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTING)</font></b>
708
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,021
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
709
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:23,869
So... things just got to you?
710
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:29,547
Oh, I understand how it is.
711
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:34,547
Things build up, all the shit a
person goes through during the day.
712
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,590
All the petty little humiliations.
713
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,868
I have no complaints.
714
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:45,742
Is it political? Do you have
feelings about the government?
715
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,870
Did someone order you
to do these things?
716
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,909
I didn't say that.
717
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,861
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SOFTLY)</font></b>
Tell me about the voice.
718
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,064
What?
719
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,544
I didn't say anything
about the voice.
720
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,704
Did it just start telling
you to do things today?
721
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,821
How did you know about the voice?
722
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,701
I want it on record I didn't
say anything about the voice.
723
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,511
It's probably been there for years.
724
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,188
A little whisper, and then
today it became a roar.
725
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,101
- You think I'm crazy.
- Is it a pure coincidence
726
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,501
that the voices directing
you told you to do
727
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:37,541
all the dark, secret little
things you wanted to do anyway?
728
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,708
What satisfaction did you get
729
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,021
from pushing that old woman
down that flight of stairs?
730
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,141
- I didn't do that.
- No?
731
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,587
And I guess you didn't burn
down the Hindu shrine, either!
732
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,789
<b><font face="Rockwell">(STAMMERS)</font></b>
No, I didn't do this.
I didn't do any of these.
733
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,989
So somebody else was having a bad
day, too? There's two of you out there?
734
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,827
I... I...
735
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,427
I need to get out of here.
I want a lawyer.
736
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,548
Good answer.
737
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,863
Hm...
738
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,342
- I was just there.
- Yeah?
739
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,468
Captain, I'd love it if I could
have a moment with him alone.
740
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,022
- Is that so?
- That is so.
741
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,660
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHAIR CREAKS
SOFTLY)</font></b>
742
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,026
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SNAPPING)</font></b>
743
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,981
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Hey, hey!
744
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,639
Mr. Brindle, you don't
want to do this.
745
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,424
I'm sorry, but I do.
I need my cell phone.
746
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,504
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Put the gun down.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
Easy, Officer. Easy.
747
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,860
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Don't do nothing stupid here.
748
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,308
- Easy.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Thank you.
749
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,261
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
750
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,741
I need a second, please.
751
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,829
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Hold fire.
752
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,664
Watch him, watch him.
753
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,864
- Send 'em around the other side.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
He has a hostage!
754
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,387
<b><font face="Rockwell">(OVERLAPPING
CHATTER)</font></b>
755
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,102
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
Cuff yourself.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN OUTSIDE:</font></b>
Mr. Brindle.
756
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,463
Uh... cover your ears and hum
"The Star Spangled Banner."
757
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,226
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Talk to us!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BANGING
ON DOOR)</font></b>
758
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,468
So there's another player?
Is somebody else playing the game?
759
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,622
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
There is one other player, yes.
760
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,465
That's a little wrinkle we were
going to spring on you later.
761
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,341
- You can't just change the rules!
- You knew there were time limits.
762
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,191
Your ultimate time limit
is the other player.
763
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,947
If he completes challenge 13
before you, he gets the prize
764
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,105
and you get 20 years for the remarkable
stunt you're pulling right now.
765
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,342
- Keep humming!
- Mr. Brindle, talk to us.
766
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,750
You should know your opponent is on
challenge 11, too. Right there with you.
767
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,902
What? I'm on 12 right now!
768
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:44,110
This is not a challenge.
This does not count as challenge 12.
769
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,984
But you rigged the
thing on the chair!
770
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,064
We assure you we had
nothing to do with that.
771
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,989
You're doing this on your own.
772
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,830
<b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
You don't have
a lot of time, Brindle.
773
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,426
- OK, I'm doing this on my own.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(KNOCKING)</font></b>
774
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,629
I've been on my own all day.
I've been on my own my whole life!
775
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,066
- <b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
Mr. Brindle.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
The other guy,
776
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,110
he bust out of a police
station, too? No, he didn't.
777
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,786
He did not. But I'm gonna do it.
No matter what you throw at me,
778
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,544
I chew it up and I
spit it the fuck out!
779
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,741
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUNSHOT)</font></b>
780
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,789
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREAMS)</font></b>
- Shit!
781
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,180
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
YELLING OUTSIDE)</font></b>
782
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,990
- It's just his foot!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Go, go!
783
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,551
<b><font face="Rockwell">(OFFICERS YELLING)</font></b>
784
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,187
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Move, move!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Get it open!
785
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,181
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTING)</font></b>
786
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,702
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
I've got a clear shot!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
I said stand down!
787
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:29,861
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN 2:</font></b>
Back alley!
788
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,705
- <b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
Go. Go get him.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Go, go, go!
789
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,582
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
790
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,305
<b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
Brindle...
791
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,145
you gonna make me say "freeze"?
792
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,110
What are you doing?
793
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,821
You think this is a game?
794
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,863
You get shot, that's gonna
end the fun pretty quick.
795
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,119
- <b><font face="Rockwell">WOMAN:</font></b>
Freeze!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUNFIRE)</font></b>
796
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,222
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(OVERLAPPING
SHOUTS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUNFIRE)</font></b>
797
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,708
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SHOUTS CONTINUE)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUNFIRE)</font></b>
798
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,030
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
799
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,263
No, I don't know.
800
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,344
Yeah, there's something going
on like right down the street.
801
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,780
No, I'm gonna check it out.
It's like... Hey!
802
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,910
- Are you there? Are you watching?
- What the fuck?
803
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,506
- Why don't you give me my phone!
- Just walk away, man.
804
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,390
Walk away.
805
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,304
I know you're watching!
806
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:46,709
I got a phone! You can
call me on this phone!
807
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:29,351
I know you didn't just happen by.
They sent you, didn't they?
808
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,300
I know you're my next challenge!
Tell me, what am I supposed to do?
809
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,303
<b><font face="Rockwell">(WOMAN SPEAKING
SPANISH)</font></b>
810
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,623
Oh, you just wanna go home.
OK, where's your home?
811
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,350
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SPEAKING SPANISH)</font></b>
812
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,744
- OK, come on, come on!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(WHIMPERING,
SPEAKS SPANISH)</font></b>
813
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:03,906
If you don't want to be found, you
can't just switch off your phone.
814
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,461
You gotta take the battery out.
815
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,224
Give us a minute.
816
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:19,029
So if I were a part
of this conspiracy,
817
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,587
why would I be even
asking you questions?
818
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,584
Even if you worked for them, they'd
probably keep you in the dark.
819
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,710
You probably know a
tenth of what I know.
820
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,187
Fair enough, but, um...
821
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,468
in that scenario,
you're dead already.
822
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,745
So, why not talk?
823
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,229
But if, on the other hand,
824
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,704
there is a, uh, a one in a hundred
chance that I'm a real cop
825
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,749
and you're holding back information
826
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,507
while there's a maniac
out there running wild,
827
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:54,870
well, that would make you
an accessory to, uh...
828
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:59,070
I don't know. Shall we start
tallying the charges?
829
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:18,587
I came home from work one day, and
found that my wife had left me...
830
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,744
and killed our dog.
831
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,141
And partially eaten him.
832
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,501
Now, you'll just have
to take my word for it,
833
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,583
that was completely
out of character.
834
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,906
You see, that's the true
objective of the game,
835
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,348
the spectacle of transformation.
836
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,744
To show that anyone can
be turned into a monster.
837
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,909
You don't know anything
about the game, do you?
838
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,904
You're just an old
woman, aren't you?
839
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:24,624
It's over. I'm so sorry.
840
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,389
<b><font face="Rockwell">(WOMAN GROANS)</font></b>
841
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,749
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SPEAKING SPANISH)</font></b>
842
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,423
You need help?
You want me to hang that?
843
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,665
- OK.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SPEAKING
SPANISH)</font></b>
844
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,709
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTING)</font></b>
845
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,547
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SIGHS)</font></b>
846
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,941
That's it?
847
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,706
No.
848
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,270
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR CLOSES)</font></b>
849
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,343
<b><font face="Rockwell">(REVVING MOTOR
IN DISTANCE)</font></b>
850
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:31,710
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT
CHATTER)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(MOTORCYCLES
REVVING)</font></b>
851
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,306
- Fuck.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BIKERS CHATTERING)</font></b>
852
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:00,828
- Stop!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHING,
SHOUTING)</font></b>
853
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,310
Stop!
854
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:10,545
Wait! Stop!
855
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,825
<b><font face="Rockwell">GIRL:</font></b>
Whoo!
856
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:33,230
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(ENGINES
REVVING)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE RINGS)</font></b>
857
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:42,303
That was the easiest hundred bucks ever.
Anything else we can do for you?
858
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,464
<b><font face="Rockwell">ELLIOT:</font></b>
No...
859
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:08,107
Wait! Stop! Stop!
860
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:13,342
Wait! Stop! Stop!
861
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,069
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SHOUTING,
CHATTERING)</font></b>
862
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,702
Stop! Stop!
863
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,627
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BIKERS CHATTERING)</font></b>
864
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,665
Don't!
865
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,862
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TIRES SCREECHING)</font></b>
866
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,991
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ELLIOT WHIMPERING)</font></b>
867
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,628
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
868
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:49,505
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
We're back! And we have
a very special announcement!
869
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:55,508
Elliot Brindle, as of four minutes
ago, you are a millionaire!
870
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,429
Congratulations.
871
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:01,341
We've now reached a point in the game
where we like to give our audience
872
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:05,989
the opportunity to ask our contestants
a few questions. Are you ready?
873
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,301
Saint Inna 57 says
he's very impressed
874
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,942
with how you have grown in
these last several hours...
875
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,541
I'm not playing anymore!
876
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,584
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SOBBING)</font></b>
877
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:53,144
It was a game just for
someone's amusement, right?
878
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:57,828
Whose? I don't know.
879
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,468
But sometimes...
880
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:06,106
Sometimes I think about how
few people on this planet
881
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,989
really decide everything.
882
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:11,189
One percent of one percent.
883
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:17,824
They are the functional
equivalent of gods.
884
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,665
They must get... bored.
885
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:31,944
How does it end? This game?
886
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,741
Thirteen is the end.
887
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,028
Thirteen never changes.
888
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:46,148
Some contestants think they can
walk away, but it's a snuff shell.
889
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,031
There's only one way those end.
890
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,985
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TRAIN WHISTLE
BLOWS)</font></b>
891
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:03,068
<b><font face="Rockwell">PA:</font></b>
Please be advised to expect delays
for the 342 train to New Orleans...
892
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,022
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
893
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:19,305
- Excuse me.
- Get your hands off me.
894
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,940
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
895
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,189
Did you hear that?
Do you have a phone?
896
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,183
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
Watch it.
897
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,749
- Who has a phone?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN 2:</font></b>
Cell phone?
898
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,830
Shit. You crazy?
899
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,425
- Hey!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CROWD CHATTERING)</font></b>
900
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,264
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
What's your hurry, buddy?
901
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,708
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PANTING)</font></b>
902
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,062
You don't have to do this.
903
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:05,060
They're killing people.
Listen to me. I quit.
904
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,582
You could quit, too.
905
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,148
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ENGINE REVVING)</font></b>
906
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,745
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ICE CREAM
TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS)</font></b>
907
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,782
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ENGINE STRUGGLING,
GEARS GRINDING)</font></b>
908
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,110
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CIRCUS MUSIC
RINGTONE PLAYS)</font></b>
909
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,581
What are you?
910
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:47,107
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b>
You know, thwarting
your opponent's progress
911
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:50,025
could be interpreted as
interfering with the game.
912
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,387
Yeah? What's he gonna do, huh?
913
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,622
What's he gonna do that's gonna top
what happened back on that road?
914
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,919
Is he going to crash a plane?
Blow up a fucking school?
915
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:00,069
Thirteen is a bit more
intimate than that.
916
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,666
And it's the same for all
players, including you.
917
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,345
I told you I'm not playing anymore.
918
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,868
The final challenge is
worth four point...
919
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,866
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TIRES SQUEALING)</font></b>
920
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:39,103
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BIRD SQUAWKS
NEARBY)</font></b>
921
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:52,381
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BIRD SQUAWKS)</font></b>
922
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:36,864
Dad. Dad! You OK?
923
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,627
What happened to you?
924
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,545
I had an eventful day.
925
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,863
You look like you're
about to shit yourself.
926
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,545
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
927
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,351
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TOILET FLUSHING)</font></b>
928
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,700
You're here?
929
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,501
<b><font face="Rockwell">(STAMMERS)</font></b>
You're here, too.
930
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,150
My stomach's upset. I think I
ate something that was bad.
931
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:31,030
- How are you doing?
- Michael, what are you doing here?
932
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:34,224
I thought you said you were gonna
go home and take your pill.
933
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,270
Yeah, well, I had to do some stuff.
934
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:42,267
- What stuff?
- Well, I was with Marisol.
935
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,390
- Marisol from the Hot Dog Castle?
- Yeah.
936
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,464
What's it mean you were
"with" her? Like a date?
937
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,985
Yeah, like a date.
938
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:55,544
Like people go on to the
movies, OK? We... OK?
939
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,863
- What movie did you see?
- I don't remember.
940
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,431
<b><font face="Rockwell">(UNZIPPING
BAG)</font></b>
941
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:03,020
- You don't remember?
- It's not like science fiction, Elliot,
942
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:07,429
that I could go on a date
with somebody, ever. OK?
943
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,548
What's in the bag, Michael?
944
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,027
Michael, what's challenge 13?
945
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:24,947
You gotta tell me.
What's challenge 13?
946
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:30,991
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SOFTLY)</font></b>
You have to...
to kill a family member.
947
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:38,068
That's what they said,
to kill a family member.
948
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:45,347
- Go home, Michael.
- Why? Why? So you can win?
949
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,668
No, no, I wanna win. I wanna
win something one time!
950
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,790
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUN COCKING)</font></b>
- I wanna win one t...
951
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,630
Michael, I know you've been able
to do everything they've asked you
952
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,465
'cause you don't think about stuff.
953
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,384
But you're thinking now, right?
954
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:06,349
Remember when Dad used
a studded belt on me?
955
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,309
Yeah. I remember other things, too.
956
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,383
I remember how he used to dote
on you when you were little.
957
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,747
No, I don't remember
when I was little!
958
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:16,746
I remember when I was eight and
he hit me with a tennis racket.
959
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,221
So you're gonna shoot him?
960
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:23,624
Michael. Michael, he hit me, too.
Remember when I scratched the car?
961
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:29,423
It warms my heart a little to see the
two of you showing some initiative.
962
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,949
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MICHAEL:</font></b>
Did you tell him?
- Of course not.
963
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,991
The game's not what it was in
my day, I'll tell you that.
964
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,267
Drafting idiots like you.
965
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,151
They turned it into a freak show.
966
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,429
- Jesus.
- You played the game?
967
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:52,461
- I won.
- You did all 13?
968
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,385
Thirteen is the tough one.
969
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:01,020
- Bit of a leap there.
- Who did you kill?
970
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:05,346
She was the only softness in me.
971
01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:09,226
- Jesus!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(STAMMERS)</font></b>
What is he saying, Elliot?
972
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:12,742
I'm saying your mother
never wore a seat belt.
973
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,265
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GASPS)</font></b>
974
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,868
Michael, wait in the other room.
975
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,547
- Elliot?
- Just wait in the other room.
976
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,630
For real?
977
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,904
OK.
978
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,709
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR CLOSES)</font></b>
979
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,866
<b><font face="Rockwell">BILL:</font></b>
That game ruined me.
980
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:08,109
I had everything before
and nothing after.
981
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,661
It poisoned me.
982
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:13,625
Every cell from that day to this.
983
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,390
But the thing is,
984
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:20,989
I know that even if I'd had somebody
telling me all these things then,
985
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,905
it wouldn't have mattered because
I wouldn't have listened
986
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,586
any more than you're listening now.
987
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:27,821
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR CREAKING
OPEN)</font></b>
988
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:32,102
But there is one thing
I can do for you.
989
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,505
Yeah?
990
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:44,185
- I can keep you from winning.
- How are you gonna do that?
991
01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:50,545
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GURGLING SOUND)</font></b>
992
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,981
Oh... oh... oh...
993
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,869
OK...
994
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,550
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TIRES SQUEALING)</font></b>
995
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,946
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIREN WAILING)</font></b>
996
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:25,464
Well... what do we do now?
997
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:31,104
I... I did some things.
998
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,747
Yeah, me, too.
999
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:41,026
How do I know that you
won't do something to me?
1000
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,944
Why would I do something to you?
1001
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,628
You're my family member,
I'm yours. So...
1002
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:53,582
One of us could still
win, if we wanted to.
1003
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,188
Do you want to?
1004
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:02,507
No.
1005
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,344
Let's go.
1006
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,108
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BAG UNZIPPING)</font></b>
1007
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,061
- What are you doing?
- Just getting my bag.
1008
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,748
- Mikey, just leave it.
- I have to get my pills.
1009
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,141
- Why are you doing that?
- Just have to get them.
1010
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,541
Just zip it up. Just...
1011
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:34,023
- Mike! Jesus Christ!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>
1012
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,227
You're gonna be OK.
1013
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:40,742
Press really hard right there.
Press right here.
1014
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:46,782
They said I could buy you a wedding
present if I had the money.
1015
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,385
If I had the money I could...
1016
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,271
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GASPING)</font></b>
1017
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,950
I just want to win.
1018
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,828
One time I want to win.
1019
01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,630
- I understand.
- I'm sorry.
1020
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:02,585
- It's OK.
- I'm so sorry!
1021
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:06,785
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SOBBING)</font></b>
1022
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,624
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ELLIOT GASPS)</font></b>
1023
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:11,590
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SOBBING)</font></b>
1024
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,509
- Come here.
- Ah!
1025
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,229
Stop!
1026
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:21,026
- I want to win.
- Ah!
1027
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:22,701
Stop!
1028
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,582
<b><font face="Rockwell">MICHAEL:</font></b>
I'm sorry.
1029
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,344
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE DINGS)</font></b>
1030
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:46,743
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE PLAYS
SAD TONE)</font></b>
1031
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:51,581
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE PLAYS
UPBEAT MUSIC)</font></b>
1032
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:04,786
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANING)</font></b>
1033
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:36,028
<b><font face="Rockwell">DETECTIVE:</font></b>
Yeah, the evidence
trail is taken care of.
1034
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,945
My colleagues have nothing.
1035
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,626
Nah, it's pretty much
Hamlet in here.
1036
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,989
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR OPENS)</font></b>
1037
01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:01,510
This is a violation of the
terms of the agreement.
1038
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:06,109
You are forbidden to interfere with
or seek out the origins of the game.
1039
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,069
That was explained to you.
1040
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:15,827
Everything's been fixed.
No one is after you.
1041
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,744
Now, if you'll just back away,
1042
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,949
you can still go home a winner.
1043
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,030
They'll take the money away.
1044
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,621
I'm just an employee. I'm nothing.
1045
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:37,821
You're here.
1046
01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,983
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE PLAYS
SAD TONE)</font></b>
1047
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:05,060
Elliot! My God! Where are you?
Did they release you?
1048
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:07,109
Daddy said they were still
waiting to hear about bail,
1049
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:10,349
but when I went to the station, they
didn't have any record of your arrest.
1050
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:11,661
What's going on?
1051
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:15,391
I'm on my way home right now.
1052
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:17,941
Everything's been
straightened out. I just...
1053
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,430
I wanted to hear your voice.
1054
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:24,107
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
My God.
That's all I can think to say.
1055
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,386
Yeah.
1056
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:29,224
As if things weren't insane
enough, somebody called
1057
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,748
and offered me $6,000 to eat a fly.
1058
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:38,666
What did you say?
1059
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,182
<b><font face="Rockwell">SHELBY:</font></b>
What did I say?
1060
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,584
Are you kidding?
1061
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:54,625
I said fuck off! That's vile.
1062
01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:58,551
I mean, could you imagine?
1063
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,623
Anyway, I better get a move on.
1064
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,431
Oh, and of course there's already another
detour we're gonna have to make.
1065
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:08,060
We have to stop at my Uncle
Louie's and pick up his camera
1066
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:11,747
because my father, who's so proud of
his photography, dropped his camera.
1067
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,187
Don't make fun.
You know how he gets...
1068
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:16,502
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SHELBY CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY)</font></b>
1069
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,947
<b><font face="Rockwell">(MID-TEMPO
SONG PLAYS)</font></b>
1070
01:28:23,047 --> 01:28:28,047
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Subtitle
By: Ivandrofly</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">&
Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: July 10, 2018</font></b>
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