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That year there
were two eclipses.
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One of the sun and
one of the moon.
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Sibylla was 14.
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Alexander was 41.
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And I was 14, like Sybilla.
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I remember how many times I
kissed Sibylla that summer: 73.
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She said I was allowed 100 kisses,
but I didn't reach that figure.
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It was interrupted by
the blast of a hunting rifle.
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Wait for me!
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Wait for me!
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My dear redhaired cutie!
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That gunner is
a complete fool!
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It's dangerous to
drive past the range.
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Veronica, my darling!
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We've got to meet up!
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Just steer clear of Veronica.
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You know her lieutenant
is a real nut.
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I don't really give a damn!
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Ready!
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12-70!
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Fire!
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Lavrenti, dear, let's
go to bed together.
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Leave me in peace.
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When you get drunk, you yell
about not having children.
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Where will they come from,
if you bang around with guns?
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Fire!
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Hurry, get out!
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Come on, guys. Push, come on.
But all together!
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Piotr, stop just standing around.
Leave your accordion and push.
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Alexander, help us push!
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That's it! Let's go!
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Hurry up. Get up!
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The brakes aren't working.
It must be from the explosion.
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I'll keep going,
and you jump out.
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Sibylla, don't jump!
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Alexander, help her.
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Are you okay?
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-Weren't you afraid?
-No.
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You sound just like Grandma
Katerina on the phone.
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-I'll drop you at home.
-Just a moment.
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I'm so happy to see you.
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You'll drive, Mika?
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She's my niece.
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The girl's an angel.
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Let's go.
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-Where are you off to?
-I'll be right back.
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-What's up with you?
-I've got diarrhea.
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-Something you ate?
-No, I've fallen in love.
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Who with?
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Her name's Sybilla and
she's out on the motorbike.
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I saw her and fell in love.
So much that it upset my stomach.
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It's good, we were
passing by your place.
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And your friend?
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He's coming.
Here, take it, it's 207 years old.
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Thank you.
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Shall I compare you
to a summer day?
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Though you are more lovely
and more tempered.
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Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May.
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Summer has all
too short a date.
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You can witness
the princess bathing.
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Go behind the curtain.
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Don't worry, the electricity
often gets turned off.
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Alexander is an
extraordinary man.
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Since his wife died...
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he spends all his time in the
observatory, watching stars...
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and pretending there are
no women in the world.
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His son, Mika, is a good boy.
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I really had to laugh when
I saw him looking at you...
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devouring you with his eyes.
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It stings, I've got some
soap in my eye.
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-Let me have a look.
-It hurts.
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Just a minute,
let me open the door.
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Sorry, Marta, but I can't take
the flowers home with me.
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My lieutenant
is a real Othello.
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He'll start asking me all
about who gave them.
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Tell your admirer that yellow
roses lead to separation.
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It was a present for us.
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Yellow roses!
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You have to hold them up to
the moon and make a wish.
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Moon, make papa
come back to mama.
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Make Grandma Katerina
regain her sanity.
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I've fallen in love.
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Please, make my bad blood
calm down, as mama says.
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What a moon...
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I thought you weren't
sleeping anymore.
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I came to watch the
light of the dying star.
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You did promise to show me.
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You put that beautifully:
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"The light of the dying star."
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When I was ill, I used
to talk to the moon.
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Papa used to say,
"Sibylla fell from the moon."
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I think about you
all the time.
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I know it's not right for a girl
to go to a man at night.
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I know it isn't.
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Do you know Sappho?
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Papa has a friend
called Sappho.
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When she sees Papa,
she instantly falls asleep.
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I'm not talking about some idiot,
but about the poetess!
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She wrote poems and launched
them into the air like birds.
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Like this... look!
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He's going to come out...
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stop and then go back.
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What is it, Dad?
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-I forgot my keys on the table.
-I'll get them.
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-Catch.
-Thanks.
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-How many spoons of sugar?
-Eight.
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One, two, three, four...
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five, six, seven, eight.
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Don't stir it!
I hate it too sweet.
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Martha, don't be late
for the rehearsal.
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-What's the time?
-Four o'clock.
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Here's the x-ray of
a man in love...
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who swallowed three forks.
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Why?
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-His lover left him for another.
-Quick, let's go!
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Break's over, enough singing.
Back to work.
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I've still got
"Saint-Saens's Dying Swan."
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Beautiful, Veronica.
Beautiful.
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I know, but it still
needs a lot of work.
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How are things?
Are you pregnant yet?
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Pregnant? I'm not the Virgin Mary,
with her immaculate conception.
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We've got a timetable,
so I fall pregnant.
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Today, at noon.
What time is it?
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-It's almost noon.
-So where's Lavrenti?
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I don't understand why he's
being so irresponsible.
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Quick!
Piotr has shot himself!
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Come and see for yourself!
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You know that crazy guy!
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What an asshole!
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And he still gets his kicks!
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I wanted to shoot a rat and
shot myself in the leg.
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If only it'd been his
empty head instead!
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Give me that pistol!
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Enroll me in your choir. Women
love me, the halls will be full.
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-Where's Veronica?
-Over there.
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Go up in a tank
or in a battleship!
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If the gun between
your legs is flabby...
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it'll do no damn good!
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This way, Alexander. You've
never been to my place before.
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I want to have a serious talk.
We can't go on like this.
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We live in a small town.
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My husband...
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Not in such a hurry.
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My husband...
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Why did I let her
go off alone?
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And she lied to me,
saying she'd go with you.
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Be careful, children!
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Don't jump, it's dangerous.
There's a whirlpool.
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Our German teacher
drowned here last year.
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-I'm not afraid.
-If you jump, I'll jump too.
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-Don't do that.
-Are you sure?
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I want to dive right to the
bottom, like Ophelia.
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Who's Ophelia?
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What's the use talking to you?
You don't get anything.
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Don't mess with my dress!
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Leave it, or I'll
bash your heads.
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Don't touch it!
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Let's hide her clothing.
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That showed them alright.
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They deserved it,
the bastards.
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-Hey, you little thief!
-I'm not a thief.
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Walking around town almost naked.
Men will look at you!
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Have you no sense of shame?
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Is it you, Martha want
to enroll in our school?
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We don't take girls like you.
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-I don't need your school.
-If Karlovitch saw this...
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-Who is that?
-My husband, the headmaster.
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He would burn
me at the stake.
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You talk a lot.
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I can do a lot too. See?
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Are you talking of Karlovitch? He's
a paragon of virtue in our town.
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Among other things.
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Birthdays are so good.
We remember old times.
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Yes, nowadays people don't
even say hello to each other.
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I'm sorry to say it...
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but I'd give your niece
low marks for conduct.
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Yes, her behavior
is terrible.
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That Alexander,
he's like a blond Tarzan.
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Do you like it?
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What do you think?
Will he look at me today?
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I bet, I'll manage
to steal his cigars.
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At that age, something
happens with girls.
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Their bad blood seethes
at the age of 14.
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It's not their blood that's
bad, it's their education.
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She needs leeches, I've got
some down in the shop.
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Why leeches?
She's pale and thin already.
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Or vitamins.
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Maria Markovna is
a professional player.
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I'm a professional marksman.
Unlike my son-in-law...
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who takes aim for a whole half
hour and then hits the privy.
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That's a poor joke.
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I'm not good with jokes.
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I'm keeping an eye
on your Sibylla.
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She needs more love, more
caress and a good belting!
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00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,954
You touched the ball,
that's against the rules.
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Who does he think he is?
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-Let me help, it's heavy.
-No.
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00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:22,164
What a splendid goose.
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"I love you. Do you hear?
If I die, my love will come to you...
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like the light
of a dying star."
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00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:38,406
A bit high-flown. The goose
is heavy. Come and have some.
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00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,763
What did you show my father?
Let me have a look.
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00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:58,435
Leave me alone,
you little sod.
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-What have you done, idiot?
-Don't worry. You'll dry.
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00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,844
Alright then.
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00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,924
He's watching me.
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00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,892
How terrible!
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00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:46,007
Then he says, "It's so hot!"
And he drowns.
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00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:50,545
Yesterday I watched episode
17 of the soap opera.
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And I thought...
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Alexander looks a lot
like Rodrigo Martinez.
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00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:33,189
I saw a photo of Alexander in the
paper. I wanted an autograph.
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00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,593
But he's got a
barber's moustache.
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What do you mean?
His moustache suits him very well.
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00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:43,334
"Rodrigo Martinez"!
That's real art!
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00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:48,206
What's that?
Rodrigo Martinez is fat.
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00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:51,849
Our Alexander is much
more masculine.
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"Emmanuelle" is screening
at the factory on Friday.
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Just one screening.
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Is it the film showing different
ways of making love?
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Yes, but it's
not for children.
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-I'm not "children."
-What are you then, girl?
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My photo is on a "wanted"
poster at the police station.
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"A girl, a runaway from
a respectable family...
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a thief and lover
of erotic cinema."
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How terrible.
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00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:41,058
Sibylla, your behavior is
atrocious. Leave the table!
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That's that.
Well, my dear son-in-law...
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I beat you at pool, so now
crawl under the table.
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Come on, come on!
You lost!
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00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:06,183
No, no...
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00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,825
Please stop, Mama.
That's enough.
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00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:44,927
There's a fire in my heart...
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that only you can quench.
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00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,663
I'm an opera singer.
I'm giving a concert tomorrow.
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00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:57,431
I'll be singing for you!
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00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:20,496
-What do you want it for?
-I need it.
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00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,427
Take the pistol.
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00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,266
Think before you shoot.
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00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:34,836
-Come on, sing!
-What?
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00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:38,675
Get into the bathtub
and sing!
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00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:43,183
-Sing what?
-An aria, or I'll shoot you all.
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00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:46,824
Come on, sing it!
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00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:03,033
How terrible.
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00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,112
Are you singing in the
bathroom, Abessalom?
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00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,971
I've lost my cat.
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00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:19,743
It's a chilly summer.
248
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:23,206
I've got something for you.
249
00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:28,680
How many years was
it under water?
250
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:39,052
Seven.
251
00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:43,723
Captain, your cat is
nowhere to be found.
252
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,903
Keep looking for it!
253
00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:53,071
I so much wanted
to refloat her.
254
00:36:55,346 --> 00:36:59,783
And now the sea has disappeared...
evaporated.
255
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:04,420
Instead, there is the desert,
sand and dry grass.
256
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:12,259
My beauty.
257
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:17,866
She was lying at the bottom, with
hundreds of other ships, rotting.
258
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,730
Unbearable.
259
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:23,236
I've been sailing her my
whole life long. Wait...
260
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:31,381
Imagine the cemetery
I took her from.
261
00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:37,617
Now I'm going to take her back
to your lake, to the river...
262
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:39,914
to the sea.
263
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,691
You know...
264
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:50,266
people are not the only
ones who leave us.
265
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:55,462
The sea leaves us too.
It's alive.
266
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,008
It's gone.
267
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:27,602
How good this honey smells.
268
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,138
I'll cut you out
the sweetest piece.
269
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:47,618
If you're not afraid,
they don't sting.
270
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,690
I'm not afraid of anything.
271
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:54,864
Only fools know no fear.
272
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:15,079
Watch out.
273
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:25,023
You said you weren't
afraid of anything, right?
274
00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:40,568
Alexander!
275
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:49,881
-Are you crazy!
-You shaved your moustache?
276
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:19,543
How old is your father?
277
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:24,687
-41
-41? I'm 14.
278
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:28,224
That's my age with
the digits reversed.
279
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,496
Will you teach me to whistle?
280
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,196
It's not hard.
You stick out your tongue...
281
00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:48,742
and show it to the sun
till it dries a bit.
282
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,880
Like that?
283
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:56,283
Like that. And afterwards...
284
00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:54,477
This film isn't for you.
285
00:41:54,979 --> 00:42:00,042
-She knows a funny joke.
-Tell me.
286
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:03,014
What makes people fly?
287
00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,489
Dynamite.
288
00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:10,424
Do you know it?
289
00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:12,562
Go on, go home.
290
00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:28,406
Sometimes there are miracles like
this: we're gonna watch a film.
291
00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:31,679
Quiet! Quiet!
292
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:35,545
When I was a boy I
saw comrade Stalin...
293
00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,244
I saw comrade Stalin
play the accordion.
294
00:42:38,455 --> 00:42:43,825
And today we watch the film
"Emmanuelle". Enjoy yourselves!
295
00:42:55,472 --> 00:43:00,535
Look, a moustache.
Let me put it on you.
296
00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:07,875
-Why are you making fun of me?
-The film's started. Let's go.
297
00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:17,550
So do you want to come in?
Don't bother trying! Piss off!
298
00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:33,169
Don't worry. We'll be able
to see it when we grow up.
299
00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:14,875
This way.
300
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:17,381
Come on.
301
00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:23,191
-I've hurt myself.
-Are you okay?
302
00:44:45,115 --> 00:44:49,449
-From here you can see even better.
-Much better.
303
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,183
-Do you like her, that cow?
-No.
304
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,330
-I like you.
-Prove it.
305
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,729
I wrote you a poem.
306
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,305
A poem?
307
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:18,313
"I recall a wondrous moment.
308
00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:22,645
You appeared before my eyes."
That's Pushkin!
309
00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:24,912
No, I wrote it
when I saw you...
310
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:30,550
...for the first time.
-I don't like liars!
311
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,041
Alexander...
312
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,803
is sleeping.
313
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:52,448
He sleeps all the time.
He mixes up night and day.
314
00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:54,480
It's a shame. We're going.
315
00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:58,845
How terrible!
Get up immediately!
316
00:45:59,857 --> 00:46:01,449
It's a shame!
317
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,831
How can you watch this?
318
00:46:14,004 --> 00:46:16,905
-I don't like your father.
-Why not?
319
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:20,668
He only thinks about women,
sleeping and cigars.
320
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:23,005
And stars.
321
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,849
-Let's go.
-Wait.
322
00:46:31,221 --> 00:46:35,317
-Can you see Alexander?
-Yes.
323
00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:55,240
Take your hands off me!
324
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:58,673
Let's wait until
everyone has left.
325
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,281
-Sometimes I want to kill you.
-And other times?
326
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:12,791
Other times, I want
to love you forever.
327
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:38,177
-Piotr!
-What?
328
00:47:39,823 --> 00:47:44,783
Are you eating onion again?
Why?
329
00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:47,726
In the film, there
was palm trees...
330
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:49,898
the ocean... Bangkok...
331
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:52,694
Rubbish! Do you know why
Emmanuelle is happy?
332
00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:55,030
Because the guys
in the film...
333
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:59,839
have got big guns.
Like Pushkin! Like me!
334
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:07,347
You don't understand anything.
You just eat raw onion.
335
00:48:08,518 --> 00:48:10,543
Such passion.
336
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:20,592
Why so crude?
337
00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:25,461
Love has to be beautiful,
it has to be poetic! Bangkok...
338
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:33,972
-You want Bangkok?
-Yes.
339
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:13,283
What are you doing?
340
00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:15,875
Here are your palm trees!
341
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,921
Here's your Bangkok!
342
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,631
-Here's your...
-Emmanuelle.
343
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:39,507
-But I can't.
-What can't you?
344
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:44,303
The size of your
dick isn't normal.
345
00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:49,485
My lieutenant's
is like this...
346
00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:57,183
But yours is very big.
It's just not possible.
347
00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:59,385
You want me cut if off?
348
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,461
Cut it.
349
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,427
Okay.
350
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,730
-Piotr!
-Let me.
351
00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:13,742
He's crazy.
352
00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:42,996
Some door should be open.
353
00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:57,313
Can I help you?
Yes...
354
00:51:04,528 --> 00:51:06,120
Okay.
355
00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:11,358
-What's wrong?
-Piotr put bearings on his penis...
356
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:13,968
and had sex with Veronica.
357
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:17,197
The lieutenant's wife?
With ball bearings?
358
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:19,773
It's because his is very big.
359
00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:24,443
Like the pilot's
in "Emmanuelle"?
360
00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:26,639
Idiot.
He's heard something....
361
00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:30,719
about constriction devices.
But they're not made of steel!
362
00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:18,027
The penis is inflated
like a zeppelin.
363
00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:22,000
-Show me!
-Show him.
364
00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:23,968
Come on!
365
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:34,483
You drink my whisky...
366
00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:38,085
you screw the ballerina
in my office!
367
00:52:38,288 --> 00:52:40,153
Do you want some water?
368
00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:42,818
Calm down.
369
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:50,089
How did this happen?
370
00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:53,567
-We watched "Emmanuelle".
-Me too.
371
00:52:53,770 --> 00:52:55,169
Did you like it?
372
00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:59,035
Yes, but no one there puts
ball bearings on his prick!
373
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:04,043
-Could it be sawed off?
-It's made of special steel!
374
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:06,778
I've tried Hartmann method.
375
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:13,183
He recommends wrapping
the penis with tape...
376
00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:17,190
beginning at the distal end and
moving upwards in a spiral...
377
00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:19,988
towards the point
of constriction.
378
00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:24,327
But with such swelling,
the method won't work.
379
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:26,195
Call Maria Markovna.
380
00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:31,063
-Which Markovna?
-Your mother!
381
00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:35,574
Call Marta too.
The consequences are hard to predict.
382
00:53:35,912 --> 00:53:42,579
-No, she's retired and got asthma.
-Our steel's worth gold!
383
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:46,286
And you go and put it on your prick!
Really!
384
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,049
It worked.
385
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:21,921
Bring him here, the rake.
386
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:25,621
Just look at him.
387
00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:29,961
Stay calm.
388
00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:47,683
Don't be frightened.
389
00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:09,204
Go!
390
00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:28,624
Watchmaker's precision.
Congratulations.
391
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:42,260
Where are you, Veronica?
Show yourself!
392
00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:44,440
I'll blow this whole
town in pieces!
393
00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:48,372
Come out, Veronica!
Where have you gone?
394
00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:51,672
Come out this instant...
395
00:55:51,881 --> 00:55:54,907
or I'll blow this
factory to pieces!
396
00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:59,846
In all my professional practice,
I've never seen anything like that.
397
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,357
I could say even more:
398
00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:10,661
it was huge, terribly huge!
399
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:15,035
27 centimeters!
400
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:19,169
And if it had burst?
401
00:56:19,442 --> 00:56:23,902
I'll kill you!
Believe me, I'll kill you!
402
00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,344
-You're a bitch!
-Shut up!
403
00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,039
-I'm not a bitch!
-Be quiet!
404
00:56:28,284 --> 00:56:31,082
-Not in the face, Mama!
-Shut up!
405
00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:54,837
What are you doing here?
406
00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:57,308
I've come to watch the moon.
407
00:58:50,093 --> 00:58:54,257
-What are you doing here?
-I want them to drink my blood.
408
00:58:54,831 --> 00:58:59,632
Idiot! I'm the one with bad blood.
I need leeches.
409
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:10,474
You've got all the leeches
of the swamp on you.
410
01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:32,822
Now he's going to come out.
411
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:38,498
He's going to come out,
to take five steps...
412
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:40,970
and then stumble.
413
01:01:37,894 --> 01:01:42,058
-I missed it, Dad.
-Once more. Aim well.
414
01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:20,433
Is this what you
call hunting?
415
01:02:20,636 --> 01:02:25,801
They said, there are
wild boars here.
416
01:02:26,008 --> 01:02:27,908
Look! A pig!
417
01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:44,559
What is it?
418
01:02:45,461 --> 01:02:48,692
-A boar?
-It doesn't look like it.
419
01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:51,695
Was it a wild boar?
420
01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:56,600
I think we've just killed
a domesticated pig.
421
01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,637
Let's get out of here, quick!
422
01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:03,972
-Maybe it was a real boar.
-No, boars have tusks.
423
01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:11,019
Lulu! Where's
my little piggy?
424
01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:14,249
Have you seen my pig?
425
01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:16,525
The silly thing escaped again.
426
01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:18,489
-What's its name?
-Lulu.
427
01:03:18,694 --> 01:03:22,255
-Lulu? She ran that way.
-Thanks.
428
01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:34,305
That's just disgusting.
429
01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:38,537
It's not my fault.
After the film...
430
01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:42,809
he asked me the unimaginable.
This morning, he was dead in bed.
431
01:03:59,068 --> 01:04:03,164
The headmaster in the
French teacher's bed.
432
01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:27,019
What's he doing here?
433
01:04:29,365 --> 01:04:31,959
It's very hard to see
one's husband...
434
01:04:32,168 --> 01:04:37,003
dead in someone
else's bed, but...
435
01:04:38,474 --> 01:04:40,999
I don't know this man.
436
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:59,516
And I hardly know him.
437
01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:04,763
Hardly!
438
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,570
You know what?
439
01:05:12,141 --> 01:05:14,473
The school will take
care of the funeral.
440
01:05:15,177 --> 01:05:18,146
He was a good headmaster
and a man of morals.
441
01:05:18,347 --> 01:05:20,281
It's better this way.
442
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:34,829
Have you found your cat?
443
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:39,962
I've lost the sea,
I've lost my cat.
444
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:42,897
Here, eat this.
445
01:05:43,472 --> 01:05:47,533
Your eyes are so sad.
Why?
446
01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,908
Look, do this.
447
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:53,445
You can hide behind them.
448
01:06:17,506 --> 01:06:19,736
Here's your lamb.
449
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,005
Let me take it some
other time, okay?
450
01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:42,854
Hello, Captain Nemo!
451
01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:46,293
I'm not Captain Nemo.
452
01:06:47,536 --> 01:06:49,697
-I'm a stray dog.
-A what?
453
01:06:49,905 --> 01:06:52,135
A dog.
454
01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:55,742
-Homeless.
-Where are you going?
455
01:06:56,579 --> 01:07:00,982
I've lost the sea. I'm searching
for another, but there isn't one.
456
01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,541
Are you married?
457
01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:07,247
-Me?
-Yes.
458
01:07:07,923 --> 01:07:10,323
-No, no.
-No?
459
01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:15,962
-My boat is my wife.
-Why?
460
01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:22,694
In our town, there are so
many marriageable girls!
461
01:07:22,905 --> 01:07:25,897
It's unbelievable!
462
01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:28,910
We'll come and visit
you tonight, okay?
463
01:07:29,111 --> 01:07:31,443
Alright? You agree?
464
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:50,125
-You okay?
-Where are you going to?
465
01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:54,496
-Is it good?
-Yes, I'm gonna swim.
466
01:09:03,706 --> 01:09:06,903
The crazy guy is back.
467
01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:10,606
What's wrong, Mama?
468
01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:16,949
-Where's Veronica?
-Around. What's up? A bit drunk?
469
01:09:17,419 --> 01:09:20,388
You blockhead, she's in
the bushes with a lover.
470
01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:23,080
What bushes? What lover?
Are you crazy?
471
01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:26,090
No, I'm not.
I know everything.
472
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:28,593
-No, you don't.
-Shut up.
473
01:09:36,772 --> 01:09:38,637
So beautiful!
474
01:09:43,145 --> 01:09:45,079
Beautiful?
475
01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:49,684
I ought to turn away, but I can't.
Such beauty.
476
01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:52,647
I'm coming closer.
477
01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:20,100
There's no love!
478
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:28,307
-There is!
-No, there is not!
479
01:11:29,184 --> 01:11:32,312
Yes, yes!
480
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:43,698
Have you guys seen Sibylla?
481
01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:45,298
Have you guys seen Sibylla?
482
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:48,231
Your little tart is busy pulling
someone's pants down.
483
01:12:59,808 --> 01:13:02,436
Who's that bird in the photo?
Your grandma?
484
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:10,712
One day, grandpa caught her
with a man in the laundry.
485
01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:24,328
Can you see better now?
486
01:13:30,773 --> 01:13:33,003
How terrible.
487
01:13:42,785 --> 01:13:44,650
My husband.
488
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,120
I'm about to be unfaithful,
and there he is having a shave.
489
01:13:52,227 --> 01:13:55,424
But you told me you
were a lonely woman...
490
01:13:55,631 --> 01:14:01,035
...looking for a man.
-I am a lonely woman.
491
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:24,150
Now I know where
my cigars go.
492
01:14:29,731 --> 01:14:32,131
Into the kitchen. Come on.
493
01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:35,428
Into the kitchen? Now?
494
01:14:48,016 --> 01:14:50,007
Get out of here!
495
01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:53,955
Let go of my hand!
496
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,987
Bloody little bitch.
497
01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:00,821
Let go of me!
498
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,568
Little girls don't
behave like that.
499
01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:11,296
I don't give a damn how
little girls behave!
500
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,771
I love you.
501
01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:18,037
And I won't let any other woman
have you! Do you understand?
502
01:15:19,381 --> 01:15:23,545
I'm an adult and I can do for
you everything they can.
503
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,583
Got it?
504
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:45,663
God-damn you! Ready!
Aim! 125-285!
505
01:15:45,874 --> 01:15:47,603
Fire!
506
01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:02,283
15-23! 16!
Ready! Aim!
507
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:03,924
Fire!
508
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:20,607
Ready! Aim!
509
01:16:20,976 --> 01:16:23,911
19-68! Fire!
510
01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:29,278
Aargh, my back!
511
01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:51,800
Shit. Damn it!
512
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,729
You see?
513
01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:31,461
It hurts a lot. Right here.
514
01:18:31,673 --> 01:18:34,073
Mika! He's over there.
515
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:26,916
I've been looking for
you for two days.
516
01:19:28,330 --> 01:19:32,198
-What are you doing here?
-They don't want to sting me.
517
01:19:33,802 --> 01:19:36,464
-Let's go.
-Leave me alone!
518
01:19:47,482 --> 01:19:49,382
Wait! Do you hear me?
519
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,080
-Please stop!
-I don't want to see you.
520
01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:55,779
Listen to me! Wait!
521
01:19:56,591 --> 01:20:00,687
You and me are the
main thing. Listen!
522
01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:02,625
You idiot!
523
01:20:02,831 --> 01:20:05,026
Wait. Are you listening?
524
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:10,795
Tell me what you want me to do.
Tell me, and I'll do it.
525
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:12,797
Marry Veronica!
526
01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:17,741
Which Veronica?
But she's married to the lieutenant.
527
01:20:18,013 --> 01:20:21,005
Then marry Maria,
the chemist...
528
01:20:21,216 --> 01:20:25,414
or that idiot Sappho.
I don't care. Just get married!
529
01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:30,624
Will you marry me?
530
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,656
My father is getting
married too.
531
01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:36,125
What?
532
01:20:36,898 --> 01:20:39,332
Sappho and he
are old friends.
533
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:43,129
He wants to marry that idiot?
534
01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:46,336
She's at his place right now.
535
01:20:46,908 --> 01:20:48,808
Actually, I quite like her.
536
01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:41,556
You idiot!
537
01:21:52,874 --> 01:21:55,968
It's been ages
since I last danced.
538
01:21:58,446 --> 01:22:00,107
Thank you.
539
01:22:00,315 --> 01:22:03,751
I drink to our
beautiful women.
540
01:22:18,533 --> 01:22:22,526
-Now, let's go.
-Where are you off to, captain?
541
01:22:22,737 --> 01:22:25,934
Don't give that idiot
no more drinks.
542
01:22:26,174 --> 01:22:29,405
Where are you going?
Where is he going?
543
01:22:30,745 --> 01:22:33,771
So many beautiful women here.
544
01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:05,267
I'll give you a night...
545
01:24:07,275 --> 01:24:13,271
I'll give you a night like you've
never had before, my love.
546
01:24:17,085 --> 01:24:20,111
I'll give myself to you.
547
01:24:20,455 --> 01:24:25,449
I'm dying of desire
to love you.
548
01:24:28,029 --> 01:24:32,193
I want every bit of you.
549
01:24:32,467 --> 01:24:35,664
My love.
550
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:51,942
Leave me alone! Please!
551
01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:00,644
Captain!
552
01:26:03,658 --> 01:26:05,592
Captain!
553
01:26:57,612 --> 01:27:01,810
Sibylla left, she sailed
away and out of my life.
554
01:27:02,951 --> 01:27:09,015
73 times I kissed her that summer,
though she said I was allowed 100.
555
01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:13,818
Where have those
27 kisses gone?
556
01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:17,588
Fire!
557
01:31:25,413 --> 01:31:28,405
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