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This film is purely fictitious,
fruit of the writers' imagination.
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Any reference, even indirect, to actual
people is not meant to be factual
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but merely a portrayal
of purely fictitious facts and events.
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM
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5 STAR CHRISTMAS
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DEDICATED TO CARLO VANZINA
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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ROME
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- Good morning, Mr. President.
- Good morning.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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- Pinna.
- Morning, Mr. President.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
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- Hello.
- Morning, Mr. President.
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- Bianchini.
- Morning, Mr. President.
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Mr. President, something to drink?
Whiskey, champagne?
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Thanks, but I need to remain sober.
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I wouldn't mind a sip of prosecco.
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Prosecco, my foot.
We need to remain sober.
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You're right. Never mind.
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See that hostess? Polite, refined,
nice eyes. and a nice...
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Sober, Mr. President.
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A nice attitude, Bianchini!
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How dare you make assumptions!
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You're right.
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Here's our 3-day schedule in Budapest.
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This brick for 3-days?
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Miss being the opposition party now?
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I don't get it, with all the issues
we have in Italy,
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why waste time on a bilateral meeting
in Budapest
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on Christmas week?!
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By the way, Bianchini,
you're in charge of gifts.
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Buy things that are useful or classy.
Nothing tacky, please.
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Does this whole herd have to come with us?
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So much for the spending review!
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Who are they?
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The federations of Industry,
Enterprises, Artisans, and Farmers.
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The opposition party's here, too,
why are they coming?
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Mr. President, you have a rather
democratic idea of pluralism.
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Senator Rossi, sorry,
I didn't know you were here.
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Without those traitorous
northern separatists,
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you'd barely have the Senate majority.
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With all due respect,
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the opposition party
represents millions of citizens,
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or rather, the people!
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Enough with the word "citizens",
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the French Revolution is over!
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In any case, Senator Rossi,
you shouldn't complain, you lost votes
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because you campaigned for a leader
who's full of baloney. Shame on you!
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Shame on you!
Promising basic income without the funds.
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By the way, take a look
at this morning's polls... you'll see.
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Bianchini...
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- Are we dropping?
- Dropping? We're plummeting...
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for now.
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According to polls, we'll drop 7-8 points
in the next few weeks.
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- We should give up.
- Keep your opinions to yourself.
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You seem to be enjoying
our approval drop.
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Never!
I'm with you, truly faithful.
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So now you're faithful?
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"Truly faithful," my foot.
You're a flip-flopper!
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- You were a democrat.
- So were you.
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No, I was not a democrat,
I was a progressive.
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You jumped ship to be with the winners.
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And remember this,
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if this government flops,
you'll go back to your old life.
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Remember?
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A town clerk
in the boondocks of Guidonia.
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Before becoming Prime Minister
you were nobody, too.
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Hush! I got my start in politics in Rome
thanks to...
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Never mind.
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Listen, you won the online elections
with 124 votes.
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124 votes! That's incredible!
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Pure luck, don't you forget.
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- Pure luck for us both.
- How so?
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You went from bookkeeper
to Prime Minister.
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- It's mom.
- Mom?
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Mom!
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You can't use your work phone
for private calls.
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- But mom just broke her femur.
- Who cares!
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The millions of citizens
who voted for us don't care either.
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But she's old, ill, and needy...
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Don't forget that lawfulness
is one of our pillars.
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That's yours, President.
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It's work!
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Hello?
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Sure, I can talk.
It's Luigi Di Maio.
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Yes?
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There are some issues
with Matteo Salvini?
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Tension?
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But how can I now? I'm heading
to Budapest, we're taking off now.
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- Liar.
- No, don't worry,
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I'll handle it.
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I "gots" it covered!
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I wasn't mocking you,
it was just a joke. Bye.
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In 1873, the city of Buda
merged with the city of...
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Pest!
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To create Budapest
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where about two million people now live.
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Excuse me.
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Work.
Matteo? I'm all ears, what is it?
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I know, there's tension
with Luigi Di Maio.
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I'll call him.
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No, don't worry, I'll placate him.
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This government's a nuthouse.
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Is it that hard to open a door?
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- Welcome, Mr. President.
- Thank you.
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I'm Alberto Fracassi-Torre Rossano.
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Torre Rossano's in the Marches?
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It's his last name.
He's our ambassador.
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Nice to meet you.
I've heard great things about you.
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- I'm honored.
- So tan!
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Just came from the mountains.
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As representative of the Hungarian
government, here's Ferenc Szabo,
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- Foreign Affairs Undersecretary.
- Undersecretary?
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Why didn't the minister come?
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Mr. President,
it's the week of Christmas.
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To be honest,
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due to shared ideas,
they would've preferred Salvini.
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Let's go.
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Chop...
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- Dear President, welcome in Hungary.
- Unlike Matteo Renzi, I understand.
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Thanks, Undersecretary.
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Didn't you go to Harvard?
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That's what your resume said.
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The boondocks.
I'll ship you back to the boondocks!
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- Franco Rispoli.
- No, no. He's the gardener.
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Who?
The gardener.
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The gardener's still a citizen.
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The ancient Magyar school of gardening
is esteemed.
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- How long will this take?
- Thirty minutes.
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I'm dying to go
take a shower at the hotel.
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Me, too.
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We're in different hotels,
I'm in Buda and you're in Pest.
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- Is there a difference?
- The Danube separates us.
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You and doors don't get along, Pinna!
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Look how nice!
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Is that him?
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It is!
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Can I take a selfie with you?
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Of course, you'll get heaps of likes
when you post it.
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- Rocco, can I take a selfie with you?
- Sure.
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- Me in the middle!
- Women in the middle!
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Thanks, Rocco.
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- Thanks, bye.
- Bye.
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- He touched my butt!
- Rocco? Awesome!
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- Who's that?
- Rocco Siffredi.
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- Right.
- Rocco Siffredi...
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He married a Hungarian
and lives in Budapest now.
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That Rocco Siffredi sure keeps
the Italian flag flying high.
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Indeed, very high and upright!
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He's a huge asset for Italy,
a very huge asset. Enormous!
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Mr. President,
I'm the hotel manager.
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Your prestigious presence is an honor
for our historic Grand Hotel.
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The honor is all mine.
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Other noteworthy guests we've had:
Emperor Franz Joseph,
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Kaiser Wilhelm, Prince of Wales,
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President Macron with his wife Brigitte,
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and more recently,
Paolo Gentiloni from Italy.
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He's at 19 percent now... Anyway,
I hope you've given me the best room.
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Yes, the Imperial Suite.
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Macron and Brigitte's?
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Indeed. Top floor
with a view of the Danube.
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The great Italians Pupo
and Toto Cutugno also stayed there.
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Like Rocco Siffredi,
they keep the Italian flag flying high.
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Rocco Siffredi keeps it higher!
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Okay, Rocco is Rocco.
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As for security,
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if you need anything
just speak to Brigadier...
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Pinna?
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Brigadier Pinna, my bodyguard, all right?
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No worries, sir.
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For you we'll create
an impassable wall of security.
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Thanks, we may be
in a coalition together,
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but I'm no separatist, no wall needed.
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No Budapest wall in the hotel...
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Just don't post a guard
outside of my door, please.
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Maybe just discreet security
at the elevators.
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You have a private elevator.
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Good, I'm opposed to favoritism.
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I'm a regular citizen, too...
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- As you wish.
- Thanks.
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Pinna, you know
who's allowed up or not.
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I'm in your hands.
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Mr. President,
I'll show you to your suite.
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I mean, Mr. Super President!
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I love being Prime Minister!
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Mom?
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<i>Walter, what's going on?</i>
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Do phones not work in Hungary?
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I've been calling you for three hours.
I was losing my mind!
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Because I'm working.
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I'm the Prime Minister's secretary,
I've got a lot on my mind.
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If you want to chat, call Aunt Lole.
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No way, she's such a whiner!
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"My head's spinning,
my blood pressure's spiking..."
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So what's up?
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Nothing...
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It's just that I'm nearing 80,
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I'm in a wheelchair
because I slipped and broke my femur.
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I'm stuck with an African tribeswoman
who can barely speak Italian.
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But apart from that, I'm fine.
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Just focus on your President.
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Shame on you.
You were born a Communist!
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You went from Togliatti to Fico!
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And now you're with Salvini, shameful!
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<i>Mom, how's the weather in Guidonia?</i>
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Why me?
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Honey...
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you can't imagine how incredible
this Imperial Suite is!
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Wonderful.
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The one they gave Macron.
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Seems only fair, right?
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I'm really sorry you couldn't come.
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But my schedule is so packed,
three days of encounters.
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We wouldn't have had
a minute alone, believe me.
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How are things at home?
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Good.
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Listen, honey...
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I have to run, I'm meeting the head of the
Italian Cultural Institute.
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Right now. Gotta run.
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Bye, we'll talk later. Bye-bye.
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Done!
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Senator, you can come in.
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- Senator...
- President?
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Still dressed?
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You sure know how to lie...
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- And what did you tell your husband?
- I cooked up some lies, too.
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How amazing, three days alone
here in Budapest
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without guards, paparazzi,
snooping reporters.
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Without wives!
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And without your husband!
All alone.
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An amazing pre-Christmas
5-star weekend.
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Franco, are you sure
we're doing the right thing?
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The Prime Minister
with a Democratic Senator...
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If Italians found out, we'd be doomed.
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Nobody at all will find out.
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We're in Hungary,
they don't care about Italians.
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There are no gossip reporters.
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Oh, God, go get undressed now!
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- Are you okay?
- Yes!
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- Need help?
- No, thanks.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Coming.
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Ta-da!
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Oh, Lord!
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Wow, you're a knockout!
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Thanks.
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Mr. President.
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Nonsense, thank you!
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- My love, thank you.
- Franco,
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you do know
what we're doing is disgraceful.
252
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I feel so uptight and nervous...
253
00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:37,255
I'm not used to these things.
This is my first time!
254
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,213
- Mine too!
- Liar.
255
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,838
My first time with you.
256
00:18:41,047 --> 00:18:44,838
But we're so different,
politically, age-wise...
257
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,547
I don't know why I'm doing this.
258
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,422
You'd be my first Prime Minister!
259
00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:56,422
No, do not say "Prime Minister"!
Don't!
260
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:59,880
Every time I hear that word,
I burst into flames inside.
261
00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:03,630
My husband's frigid, a block of ice.
262
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:07,255
Why'd you marry
a northern separatist councilman
263
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,380
who's not even from the north,
but from Civitavecchia!
264
00:19:10,547 --> 00:19:14,088
Giulia, enough now! Enough!
265
00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:15,713
Take off...
266
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:18,672
your glasses.
267
00:19:19,463 --> 00:19:21,088
Right away, sir.
268
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:25,338
- Can you see?
- Yes, I have perfect vision.
269
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,630
The Party made me wear them
270
00:19:27,797 --> 00:19:29,797
so I look less hot and more brainy.
271
00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:32,755
Not a bad idea... No, no.
272
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,547
Put them back on.
273
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,422
I like you more with glasses. Come here.
274
00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:41,255
Let's go into the Imperial Suite!
275
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,213
They sure gave you a great place.
276
00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:47,213
We opposition party members
are in a tourist hotel.
277
00:19:47,547 --> 00:19:50,297
I am the Prime Minister, after all.
278
00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:53,005
- With a mere six vote Senate majority.
- Yes.
279
00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:55,380
But... <i>Je suis le President.</i>
280
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,963
I ordered oysters and champagne
to celebrate our first encounter.
281
00:20:03,213 --> 00:20:08,380
Aren't oysters and champagne
against your coalition's "world view"?
282
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:10,963
Politically, yes,
283
00:20:11,088 --> 00:20:13,338
but this isn't a political encounter.
284
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,422
This is a romantic encounter.
285
00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:18,463
Romantic.
286
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,880
Honey!
287
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,463
My husband didn't even order
oysters and champagne for our honeymoon.
288
00:20:24,963 --> 00:20:29,297
- Civitavecchia only has shrimps.
- We went to the spas in Montecatini.
289
00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:33,630
The interpreter told me
there are amazing spas here, too.
290
00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,838
Afterwards... we'll go.
291
00:20:37,047 --> 00:20:39,880
Budapest must be mind-blowing,
from up here.
292
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,672
- Mind-blowing...
- Really lovely.
293
00:20:43,838 --> 00:20:45,088
- Want to see?
- Yes.
294
00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:48,047
Not there.
295
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:51,797
Over here, the view's better here.
296
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,172
I can't believe
they put up scaffolding to do work,
297
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:58,005
even if I'm in this suite now,
they could see me...
298
00:20:58,297 --> 00:20:59,297
And see me!
299
00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:03,088
- Idiots.
- Oh, my God!
300
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:07,255
A killer view,
though it's not Montecatini, but...
301
00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:09,797
Franco, I'm feeling ill.
302
00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:11,755
Vertigo?
303
00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:13,422
Terrifying!
304
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,463
We're on the fifth floor,
305
00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:18,755
but trust me, just keep looking up,
306
00:21:19,005 --> 00:21:20,172
never look... Oh, God!
307
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,713
- Who's that?
- Know him?
308
00:21:22,922 --> 00:21:24,630
Santa Claus? No.
309
00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:27,005
Oh, God! Oh, God!
310
00:21:27,588 --> 00:21:29,672
Hold on. Hold on.
311
00:21:34,797 --> 00:21:36,672
I don't know him.
312
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,713
- No heartbeat.
- Is he dead?
313
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:41,713
Obviously.
314
00:21:42,005 --> 00:21:43,838
- Is he warm?
- Yes, he's still warm.
315
00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:46,672
- How creepy.
- He's dead.
316
00:21:47,213 --> 00:21:49,755
- Poor thing!
- Poor thing, my foot.
317
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,588
It's a thief dressed as Santa Claus
who was trying to break in.
318
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,838
- You think?
- Obviously.
319
00:21:56,422 --> 00:21:59,297
He tried to get in,
but it seems the window
320
00:21:59,463 --> 00:22:02,213
came down like a guillotine
and slam!
321
00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,047
Must be defective.
322
00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:07,505
- No kidding?!
- Let's call the police.
323
00:22:07,588 --> 00:22:09,880
The police?
No way!
324
00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:11,130
What'll we say?
325
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:15,130
They'll see Democratic Senator Rossi
with the President.
326
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:18,797
There's only one elevator,
so if you leave they'll see you!
327
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:23,380
- But he's dead, Franco!
- You think the police will resurrect him?
328
00:22:23,588 --> 00:22:25,255
We can't ignore it.
329
00:22:25,338 --> 00:22:28,005
If not the police,
call the manager, then.
330
00:22:28,088 --> 00:22:31,005
Then he'll call the police.
331
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:35,422
I'm only saying this out of concern
for you, believe me.
332
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,463
You're not concerned about me.
333
00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:41,297
You're concerned about your wife,
the media, the polls, and your career.
334
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:44,213
No... Yes.
335
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,880
I can already picture the headlines:
336
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:51,088
"Democratic Senator and President
have orgy with corpse"!
337
00:22:51,755 --> 00:22:53,838
Forget about Bunga Bunga!
338
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,005
We have to tell someone.
339
00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:00,797
Yes, I must tell someone.
340
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,630
I must tell someone...
341
00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:06,588
- I'll tell Walter!
- Veltroni?
342
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,547
Not Veltroni, Bianchini!
343
00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:13,922
Who's that? Your secretary?
What can he do?
344
00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:17,422
Bianchini does whatever I tell him to.
345
00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:37,047
Hungarian salami, good stuff!
346
00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:38,963
Good day!
347
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,963
Seventy euros.
348
00:23:48,672 --> 00:23:51,713
- Not enough.
- Not enough. How not enough?
349
00:23:54,838 --> 00:23:56,963
How much does this darn salami cost?
350
00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:06,797
I'll take a selfie for mom,
she loves markets.
351
00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:09,380
I'll send it and make her happy.
352
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,922
Like this.
353
00:24:18,963 --> 00:24:20,422
That's Berta!
354
00:24:20,838 --> 00:24:21,838
Berta?
355
00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,047
Berta?
356
00:24:27,088 --> 00:24:30,338
Mr. Walter,
what are you doing in Budapest?
357
00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:33,047
I'm here for work
with an Italian delegation.
358
00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:36,213
Great to see you,
you moved back to Budapest?
359
00:24:36,797 --> 00:24:40,880
Yes, after your mom fired me
the recession started in Italy.
360
00:24:42,338 --> 00:24:45,338
I figured it was better to be broke
at home.
361
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,547
- Right.
- So I came back here.
362
00:24:49,005 --> 00:24:52,505
- I bet that's mom.
- No doubt. I'll mute it.
363
00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:56,505
- I remember how obsessive she was.
- Yes.
364
00:24:57,588 --> 00:25:01,463
When I was her helper:
"Berta, I want some chamomile."
365
00:25:01,547 --> 00:25:05,338
"Berta, I'm cold.
Berta, my cardigan."
366
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,922
Mr. Walter,
do you still live with your mom?
367
00:25:09,338 --> 00:25:11,838
It's my destiny,
how can I go live on my own?
368
00:25:12,588 --> 00:25:16,755
She has a Cameroonian helper now,
but she has a snowball's chance in hell.
369
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:21,588
- She's relentless.
- Like a pit bull. She won't let go.
370
00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:25,547
Why don't you come to dinner
at my mom's tonight?
371
00:25:26,005 --> 00:25:29,588
- Another mother in Budapest?
- No, don't worry.
372
00:25:30,213 --> 00:25:32,338
My mom's democratic, you know.
373
00:25:33,213 --> 00:25:38,088
She's heard lots about you,
I'd love for you to come.
374
00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:41,297
- At 7:00?
- I have a work dinner...
375
00:25:41,588 --> 00:25:43,630
but maybe I can get out of it.
376
00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:45,172
Perfect.
377
00:25:45,547 --> 00:25:50,255
My address and number.
We'll make a special goulash for you.
378
00:25:50,672 --> 00:25:52,547
I'll call you, save my number.
379
00:25:52,713 --> 00:25:55,130
- Okay, later.
- See you.
380
00:25:58,088 --> 00:25:59,088
My salami!
381
00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:10,963
Six missed calls. Not from mom!
382
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:14,713
Mr. President!
383
00:26:15,047 --> 00:26:17,672
Okay. Bianchini will be here soon.
384
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,963
Not exactly the seventh cavalry!
385
00:26:21,297 --> 00:26:22,797
Who's that?
386
00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:27,547
- Who's there?
- Room service for suite 648.
387
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,672
Not now.
388
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,755
Oysters, caviar, champagne.
389
00:26:32,047 --> 00:26:33,880
Not now... come back later!
390
00:26:35,005 --> 00:26:36,005
Room service.
391
00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:40,047
Oh God. Go hide,
this guy won't go away.
392
00:26:40,338 --> 00:26:43,213
- Go.
- This is so wrong.
393
00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:48,422
Coming!
394
00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:50,255
Close that!
395
00:26:54,297 --> 00:26:56,380
Hello, Mr. President. Finally.
396
00:26:57,172 --> 00:26:59,463
A little bump.
It's all under control.
397
00:27:05,838 --> 00:27:07,922
- Are you Italian?
- From Naples.
398
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,547
From Naples.
399
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:11,755
I said bye to Italy
and those politicians.
400
00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,505
- Which politicians?
- Not you, the others.
401
00:27:15,547 --> 00:27:17,297
Because you all... You all...
402
00:27:17,713 --> 00:27:19,213
- We?
- Never mind.
403
00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:21,422
No, do tell.
404
00:27:21,588 --> 00:27:25,588
Thanks to the brain drain,
I came here.
405
00:27:26,838 --> 00:27:29,588
Good thing this isn't hot
or it'd be cold by now.
406
00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:34,588
Where shall I leave it?
407
00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,797
Right there.
408
00:27:42,588 --> 00:27:43,797
Hold on...
409
00:27:44,422 --> 00:27:46,672
Hello? Yes? Mr. Manager.
410
00:27:47,755 --> 00:27:50,922
A man on the scaffolding?
What? No such thing!
411
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,672
There's no problem at all.
412
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:57,922
Maybe it's another suite, not ours.
Where are you going?
413
00:27:58,088 --> 00:27:59,755
Where are you going?
414
00:27:59,838 --> 00:28:02,588
Yes, everything is fine, thanks.
415
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:03,880
Thanks again, thanks.
416
00:28:04,172 --> 00:28:07,297
- Maybe we should check.
- Everything is fine.
417
00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:09,797
As you wish, sir.
Will you sign, please?
418
00:28:10,338 --> 00:28:12,047
- Why?
- Oysters and champagne.
419
00:28:13,005 --> 00:28:16,463
- Isn't it all included?
- I do as my manager says.
420
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,797
Hold this for a second.
421
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:30,755
Did Macron pay for his own incidentals?
422
00:28:32,213 --> 00:28:33,255
No.
423
00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,505
I'll talk to the manager, thanks.
424
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,505
- You're welcome.
- Thanks.
425
00:28:45,088 --> 00:28:49,672
Things were different when I delivered
food to Pupo and Toto Cutugno...
426
00:28:50,088 --> 00:28:51,922
Right.
427
00:28:55,338 --> 00:28:57,380
What's right is right.
428
00:29:03,755 --> 00:29:07,172
- When shall I come get the cart?
- I'll call for you.
429
00:29:07,588 --> 00:29:09,547
- I'll be waiting, Mr. President.
- Okay.
430
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,338
What are you doing, Franco?
431
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,505
What do you think?
<i>Dancing with the Stars?</i>
432
00:29:19,588 --> 00:29:22,255
Give me a hand,
we'll put him in the closet.
433
00:29:24,547 --> 00:29:25,547
Oh, God!
434
00:29:26,463 --> 00:29:29,547
See how it happened?
The window fell and... slam!
435
00:29:29,963 --> 00:29:32,713
A corpse must not be moved
from where it died.
436
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,130
The corpse couldn't care less.
437
00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:36,963
You're doing something awful.
438
00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:40,297
We're doing... Come on!
439
00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:44,213
- This is what they do in films.
- But this isn't a film.
440
00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,172
- Really?
- Really!
441
00:29:46,338 --> 00:29:48,963
Okay, pull him up.
442
00:29:52,422 --> 00:29:54,380
Wait. Wait...
443
00:29:54,838 --> 00:29:57,422
I have an idea, hold him.
444
00:29:59,338 --> 00:30:01,172
Lift him up. Lift him up.
445
00:30:01,588 --> 00:30:05,630
- How?
- Like this. This is perfect.
446
00:30:05,797 --> 00:30:07,338
You can go, it's done. Come on.
447
00:30:07,797 --> 00:30:08,797
There.
448
00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:14,005
Now get dressed and go to your hotel.
449
00:30:14,297 --> 00:30:18,005
- Where's my dress?
- I was holding it...
450
00:30:20,047 --> 00:30:21,338
Oh, God!
451
00:30:21,713 --> 00:30:24,547
I gave it to the waiter,
he took it with him.
452
00:30:25,088 --> 00:30:27,713
- I can't believe it.
- Damn it!
453
00:30:28,422 --> 00:30:31,047
- Who is it?
- The manager, open up!
454
00:30:31,213 --> 00:30:33,672
Hide in there.
455
00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:36,005
Coming!
456
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:39,463
This isn't just wrong,
it's a real fuck-up!
457
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,963
Coming!
458
00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:50,922
- Sorry, this is rather serious.
- I bet.
459
00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:53,005
The guest next door
460
00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:57,505
saw a man kneeling down
and peeking through your window.
461
00:30:58,838 --> 00:31:00,463
Must be a liar.
462
00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:02,588
He's no liar.
463
00:31:03,338 --> 00:31:05,838
He's Hungary's skeet shooting champion.
464
00:31:09,547 --> 00:31:11,755
He's eagle-eyed.
465
00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,672
He saw a man motionless,
peeking inside.
466
00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:17,380
- A peeping Tom?
- Or a thief.
467
00:31:18,130 --> 00:31:19,838
He must've climbed the scaffolding.
468
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:23,463
It encircles the whole suite.
We should check the bedroom.
469
00:31:25,755 --> 00:31:28,630
I just came from the bedroom,
no need to check.
470
00:31:28,713 --> 00:31:33,255
I must. I'm responsible
for your safety in this hotel.
471
00:31:33,422 --> 00:31:36,880
No, Brigadier Pinna is responsible
for my safety.
472
00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,588
I assume you spoke to him.
473
00:31:39,255 --> 00:31:41,380
- I couldn't find him.
- What?
474
00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:45,422
Fine, if you must check...
475
00:31:45,588 --> 00:31:49,797
The manager must check the bedroom,
fair enough.
476
00:31:49,922 --> 00:31:53,047
I suppose you'll check
the scaffolding, too, now?
477
00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:55,088
- Absolutely.
- Go ahead.
478
00:31:55,297 --> 00:31:56,880
- May I?
- Sure.
479
00:31:57,588 --> 00:31:58,588
Oh, God.
480
00:31:59,672 --> 00:32:00,797
The dress...
481
00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:03,422
- I'm here...
- Bianchini, hush.
482
00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:08,213
Listen, I'm going to say something
I will never repeat again.
483
00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:13,088
Something awful happened in this suite,
the body's in the closet.
484
00:32:13,797 --> 00:32:16,297
- The body?
- Hush, let me finish.
485
00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:19,047
You'll have to find it later, not now.
486
00:32:19,547 --> 00:32:21,380
What do you mean, "body"?
487
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:25,713
When you find it, I'll be meeting
with the Hungarian president,
488
00:32:25,838 --> 00:32:27,838
- and she'll be gone.
- She?
489
00:32:28,005 --> 00:32:29,588
Yes, she!
490
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:33,547
- I don't understand, I'll...
- No, stay here.
491
00:32:33,922 --> 00:32:35,547
When the manager comes in,
492
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:40,255
pretend that whatever I told you
didn't happen, okay?
493
00:32:40,505 --> 00:32:43,130
- All the better.
- What's that?
494
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,672
- Salami for you.
- Salami?
495
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:48,172
- The Christmas gifts.
- Put them in the fridge.
496
00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:51,797
- I paid 20 euros out of pocket.
- Now's not the time...
497
00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,088
Listen up.
498
00:32:55,713 --> 00:32:59,213
Make sure to agree with
everything I say, got it?
499
00:32:59,505 --> 00:33:02,505
- As always.
- No, even more.
500
00:33:02,588 --> 00:33:06,005
We have to...
Pretend like you're smart.
501
00:33:07,213 --> 00:33:08,963
Never mind, nod.
Just nod.
502
00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,422
Nod. Just nod.
503
00:33:16,047 --> 00:33:17,588
You're right, sir,
504
00:33:18,047 --> 00:33:20,713
I checked the scaffolding
and nobody's there.
505
00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:26,047
I told you! I'd like you to meet
my secretary, Walter Bianchini.
506
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:31,922
Walter works for me 24 hours a day,
but he's in a hotel far away.
507
00:33:32,047 --> 00:33:33,422
We're in Buda, he's in Pest.
508
00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:40,005
Could you find him a small room
on this floor? I'd appreciate it greatly.
509
00:33:40,505 --> 00:33:41,672
232...
510
00:33:42,213 --> 00:33:43,380
650 should be fine.
511
00:33:45,963 --> 00:33:49,463
Mr. President, I'll see what I can do
for Mr. Bianchini.
512
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,672
And I will alert security
regarding the intruder.
513
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,463
No need! As you saw, there's nobody here.
514
00:33:57,963 --> 00:34:01,297
Also, it would be bad publicity
for the hotel, understand?
515
00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:03,672
Indeed, you're right.
516
00:34:04,422 --> 00:34:08,213
The less we talk about it,
the sooner it'll be forgotten.
517
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:12,088
Great. Bianchini,
you must treasure these words.
518
00:34:12,338 --> 00:34:13,755
Excuse me.
519
00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:27,713
- Did I nod well?
- Yes. Stellar performance.
520
00:34:27,797 --> 00:34:30,588
Thanks.
Now will you explain what's going on?
521
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,380
What's going on is you'll spend
three days in a five-star hotel.
522
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,380
He's gone?
523
00:34:37,838 --> 00:34:39,463
- Hello, Bianchini.
- Senator.
524
00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:42,922
You do realize that
I'm putting myself in your hands.
525
00:34:43,297 --> 00:34:44,172
I wish!
526
00:34:44,255 --> 00:34:47,172
If word gets out,
I would be royally screwed.
527
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,713
- So would he.
- That's why we called you, Bianchini,
528
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,797
a truly faithful servant.
529
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:55,255
Can this truly faithful servant
have a word?
530
00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:56,797
Certainly.
531
00:34:57,547 --> 00:35:01,255
How could you?
With Senator Rossi of the opposition?!
532
00:35:02,088 --> 00:35:04,130
- Just look at her.
- True.
533
00:35:04,338 --> 00:35:08,463
But that's not the issue,
we need to find her dress now.
534
00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:10,547
- Where is it?
- The waiter took it.
535
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,713
Of course, silly me.
536
00:35:12,922 --> 00:35:15,005
- He knows about the corpse?
- Yes.
537
00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:17,838
There is a corpse?
You lied to me.
538
00:35:18,088 --> 00:35:20,922
No, I lied to the manager
about the thief,
539
00:35:21,047 --> 00:35:24,005
but I told you about the body,
which is in the closet.
540
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,630
The thief's body?
541
00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:29,755
- Did you kill him?
- No, the window did.
542
00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:32,213
Slam... and he died!
543
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,297
- How did he get in there?
- I moved him.
544
00:35:35,588 --> 00:35:37,422
You should never move a corpse.
545
00:35:37,755 --> 00:35:40,005
I told him it was a serious crime.
546
00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:44,755
You have no right to preach,
you rigged votes in Basilicata.
547
00:35:45,005 --> 00:35:48,255
- In Molise.
- Molise, Basilicata... same thing.
548
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:50,338
A corpse is worse than vote rigging.
549
00:35:50,463 --> 00:35:54,047
Fine, whatever,
are you truly faithful or not?
550
00:35:54,422 --> 00:35:55,505
- Should I nod?
- Nod.
551
00:35:56,797 --> 00:36:00,005
Go back into the room
while Bianchini and I find a solution.
552
00:36:00,672 --> 00:36:03,713
- Hope so.
- Giulia? This is guy stuff.
553
00:36:07,672 --> 00:36:10,005
- Quit staring!
- Did you call the police?
554
00:36:11,297 --> 00:36:13,963
Why would I call you
if I'd called the police?
555
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,255
At times, you really are a dumbass.
556
00:36:17,547 --> 00:36:20,963
You want my help
but deep down, you despise me.
557
00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:25,422
- Then I'll go.
- No! Don't be hasty.
558
00:36:26,588 --> 00:36:27,630
Listen,
559
00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:31,380
if my wife finds out
I was in a hotel in Budapest
560
00:36:31,547 --> 00:36:34,630
with Senator Rossi,
she'll rearrange my face, understand?
561
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,213
You can't understand
because you're not married.
562
00:36:37,422 --> 00:36:39,172
If I were married, I'd be faithful.
563
00:36:40,005 --> 00:36:43,255
Also, if I were Prime Minister
I wouldn't sleep with the opposition.
564
00:36:43,838 --> 00:36:46,172
Luckily, you're not the Prime Minister.
565
00:36:46,297 --> 00:36:47,838
The truth is...
566
00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:51,963
I didn't do anything with her,
I wasn't able to...
567
00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:56,047
But you must help me.
We must find a solution.
568
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:59,463
- We?
- No, you must find a solution.
569
00:36:59,672 --> 00:37:02,505
- For what?
- Moving the corpse.
570
00:37:02,838 --> 00:37:06,755
When the manager comes back
with your room key,
571
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,422
we'll move the corpse
into your room,
572
00:37:10,588 --> 00:37:13,088
place it outside of the window,
close the curtains,
573
00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:15,838
and then tonight,
you will "find" the body.
574
00:37:16,338 --> 00:37:18,380
- I'm leaving.
- No!
575
00:37:19,047 --> 00:37:21,088
Put yourself in Giulia's shoes.
576
00:37:21,297 --> 00:37:24,297
If word gets out, she'll be expelled
from the Democratic party.
577
00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:28,505
- And you'll have to resign.
- And you'll go back to the boondocks.
578
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:31,797
- The body's in the closet?
- On a hanger.
579
00:37:31,922 --> 00:37:33,672
So it won't get wrinkled.
580
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,547
Bianchini!
581
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,380
- He fell!
- Oh my God, terrifying!
582
00:37:40,963 --> 00:37:42,838
But his Santa Claus costume
is cheery.
583
00:37:42,963 --> 00:37:45,422
- Right?
- It's less creepy.
584
00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:47,047
We'll pull this off.
585
00:37:48,255 --> 00:37:49,963
- Get inside!
- Fuck!
586
00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:53,630
Mr. President.
587
00:37:54,213 --> 00:37:58,547
I found a room for Mr. Bianchini
right next door.
588
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,422
Room 650.
Can I leave the key with you?
589
00:38:01,797 --> 00:38:03,547
Wonderful.
590
00:38:03,755 --> 00:38:06,088
Did Walter find a solution?
591
00:38:08,672 --> 00:38:11,297
Have you met Mrs. Bianchini?
592
00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,005
Son of a...
593
00:38:15,338 --> 00:38:17,755
- Hello.
- Mrs. Bianchini?
594
00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:22,255
I forgot to mention that Mrs. Bianchini
will stay with her husband.
595
00:38:22,755 --> 00:38:24,297
Right, Mrs. Bianchini?
596
00:38:24,422 --> 00:38:26,338
So I'll stay here instead of my hotel?
597
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,297
You're on your honeymoon, after all...
598
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:31,672
Why split you up?
You have to sleep together.
599
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,588
With someone like Mrs. Bianchini,
I'd never fall asleep.
600
00:38:39,088 --> 00:38:40,713
You rascal!
601
00:38:41,338 --> 00:38:45,172
With a bombshell like this,
nobody could fall asleep!
602
00:38:45,672 --> 00:38:48,463
Thanks, sir, but I need my dress now.
603
00:38:50,088 --> 00:38:53,588
You see, Mrs. Bianchini
was taking a shower before
604
00:38:54,755 --> 00:38:58,505
and your waiter, the Neapolitan...
605
00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:01,005
- Pasquale.
- Yes,
606
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,088
...accidentally took her dress.
607
00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:05,047
I'll find him.
608
00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:07,630
Goodbye.
609
00:39:19,338 --> 00:39:22,505
- Mrs. Bianchini?
- I didn't know what to say!
610
00:39:22,672 --> 00:39:24,463
The coast is clear.
611
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,547
Back off, Santa.
612
00:39:28,255 --> 00:39:31,047
Mr. President,
I strongly object to all of this.
613
00:39:31,255 --> 00:39:33,547
- I second that!
- Objection overruled.
614
00:39:33,963 --> 00:39:37,338
Now go into room 650,
open the window,
615
00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:40,130
and come back here via the scaffolding.
616
00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:42,047
- I'm afraid of heights.
- Who cares!
617
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,588
I have to call my mom first,
she already called five times.
618
00:39:45,713 --> 00:39:48,963
- Enough with your mom!
- She's my mom...
619
00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:53,297
You can talk to your mom
after you find the body.
620
00:39:54,172 --> 00:39:56,880
- Room service.
- I'm not getting it.
621
00:39:57,713 --> 00:40:00,047
- Must be my dress.
- Wait!
622
00:40:02,963 --> 00:40:05,172
Sweet Lord.
Is this the wrong room?
623
00:40:05,297 --> 00:40:08,338
- No, it's right.
- Well done, President.
624
00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:11,838
Now I know why you ordered
oysters and champagne!
625
00:40:12,088 --> 00:40:13,755
You know nothing!
626
00:40:14,005 --> 00:40:18,463
They got married this morning
so I ordered it to celebrate.
627
00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:20,130
Congrats!
628
00:40:20,422 --> 00:40:25,255
The Bianchinis, my friends who will now
be staying in room 650.
629
00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:28,130
Now that you know everything,
you can go.
630
00:40:31,838 --> 00:40:34,172
- More?
- For the bride's dress.
631
00:40:34,297 --> 00:40:37,797
Why the rush to get it back?
Aren't you on your honeymoon?
632
00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:40,422
At times, your bullshit is funny.
633
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:45,047
Thanks, President, at your service.
Call me as much as you want.
634
00:40:45,463 --> 00:40:48,255
Let's move him to room 650.
635
00:40:48,338 --> 00:40:50,213
Come on, Bianchini!
636
00:40:51,005 --> 00:40:52,338
- Give me a hand.
- Oh, God!
637
00:40:52,672 --> 00:40:54,047
- Excuse me?
- What?
638
00:40:54,213 --> 00:40:56,338
- Your belt was in the hall.
- Thank you.
639
00:40:56,547 --> 00:40:59,713
- Sweet Lord, who's that?
- Vincenzo. Bianchini's brother.
640
00:41:00,297 --> 00:41:02,630
- Is he ill?
- No, just drunk.
641
00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:06,630
He was the best man this morning,
and then boozed it up.
642
00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:09,547
Who dresses like Santa Claus
for a wedding?
643
00:41:09,838 --> 00:41:12,338
- Mind your fucking business.
- Just asking.
644
00:41:12,463 --> 00:41:14,963
Ask yourself this...
645
00:41:15,213 --> 00:41:17,672
if you want to safeguard
the Bianchinis' honor,
646
00:41:17,755 --> 00:41:19,922
can you keep your mouth shut?
647
00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:21,713
Mum's the word.
648
00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:32,797
We're doomed.
A witness has seen the corpse.
649
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,880
Your brilliant plan is a flop.
650
00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:40,922
How can I pretend the body in room 650
is my brother Vincenzo's?
651
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,755
Calm down!
652
00:41:43,838 --> 00:41:48,338
We are faced with an emergency.
We need to think this through.
653
00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:51,213
Quit saying "we", please.
654
00:41:51,588 --> 00:41:55,463
- I'm voting for the Democrats, next time!
- Good.
655
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,880
Democrat or 5 Star supporter?
656
00:41:58,130 --> 00:42:01,838
Partisan grandpa, unionist father,
Berlinguer was my hero.
657
00:42:02,172 --> 00:42:03,880
Then I jumped on their bandwagon.
658
00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:07,713
How depressing,
all those principles up in smoke.
659
00:42:08,255 --> 00:42:10,380
How dare you talk about principles?
660
00:42:10,505 --> 00:42:13,338
You were on <i>Celebrity Survivor!</i>
661
00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:17,255
The Democrats only elected you
because you're hot.
662
00:42:18,547 --> 00:42:19,672
I'm leaving.
663
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:24,088
You're going to leave
your brother-in-law's body here?
664
00:42:24,297 --> 00:42:27,297
Brother-in-law, my foot.
I'm splitting.
665
00:42:27,463 --> 00:42:29,797
If you go out that way, they'll see you.
666
00:42:29,963 --> 00:42:32,755
- Mrs. Bianchini can do as she pleases.
- Right.
667
00:42:35,172 --> 00:42:37,255
Mr. President, I'm going to split, too.
668
00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:42,422
You will stay put
until we have a plan for this body.
669
00:42:43,672 --> 00:42:45,255
Fine, what?
670
00:42:50,088 --> 00:42:52,838
- Idea!
- Your ideas scare me.
671
00:42:55,672 --> 00:42:59,172
I have an idea and it's brilliant
like all new ideas!
672
00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:05,338
You will pick up this body
and toss it into the Danube.
673
00:43:05,838 --> 00:43:07,338
But how?
674
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,547
- A wheelchair?
- Yes.
675
00:43:09,672 --> 00:43:11,922
Yes. You must have one on the premises.
676
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:15,838
Of course, President.
The hotel has one for emergencies.
677
00:43:16,088 --> 00:43:17,505
Like now.
678
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:18,963
All right.
679
00:43:19,505 --> 00:43:23,005
It won't be easy.
I have to go fetch it from storage,
680
00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:25,838
haul it upstairs...
It'll be a real hassle.
681
00:43:26,297 --> 00:43:28,297
I'm sweating just thinking about it.
682
00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:31,380
I understand,
but I'm out of cash now.
683
00:43:31,713 --> 00:43:33,505
How about a credit card?
684
00:43:34,047 --> 00:43:36,005
I'll bring up the card processor, sir.
685
00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:38,630
Process my ass...
686
00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:45,880
You're sure you didn't see her?
687
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,172
I think you're hiding something from me.
688
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,630
Now what?!
689
00:44:03,922 --> 00:44:06,505
Everything's fine, Pinna, no worries.
690
00:44:14,338 --> 00:44:15,338
Mr. Bianchini.
691
00:44:15,755 --> 00:44:17,755
- Need help?
- No, thanks.
692
00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:21,297
My staff informed me
that your brother is feeling ill.
693
00:44:22,172 --> 00:44:24,172
- Is that him?
- Unfortunately.
694
00:44:24,588 --> 00:44:26,880
Dressed as Santa Claus?
695
00:44:28,172 --> 00:44:30,963
He looks unwell, almost dead.
696
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:34,130
Nonsense, he's just hungover.
697
00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:38,130
Want me to find a room for him, too?
698
00:44:38,422 --> 00:44:41,963
No, he's going on a long trip, now.
Right, Vincenzo?
699
00:44:43,713 --> 00:44:45,422
Shall I call a doctor?
700
00:44:46,088 --> 00:44:48,588
Want a doctor, Vincenzo?
He said no.
701
00:44:49,088 --> 00:44:53,422
Some fresh air will do him good.
Which way is the Danube?
702
00:44:54,463 --> 00:44:56,463
Keep going straight
and you'll walk into it.
703
00:44:56,922 --> 00:44:59,047
Walk into it? Perfect.
704
00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:01,588
Wait!
705
00:45:05,255 --> 00:45:07,713
- Why'd you hide it?
- What?
706
00:45:09,005 --> 00:45:11,713
That you got married this morning.
707
00:45:11,797 --> 00:45:15,172
Yes, but I didn't think
it was important news.
708
00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:18,797
I'll send a bottle of champagne
up to room 650.
709
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,130
No, thanks, no more alcohol!
710
00:45:21,547 --> 00:45:23,797
As the president says,
I need to remain sober.
711
00:45:30,255 --> 00:45:34,422
Italy has a solid relationship
with your lovely Hungary.
712
00:45:38,755 --> 00:45:42,505
Italy has a solid relationship
with your lovely Hungary.
713
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,297
Giulia, what are you doing here?
714
00:45:45,463 --> 00:45:47,088
- Roberto!
- Roberto who?
715
00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:48,630
My husband is here!
716
00:45:48,755 --> 00:45:49,922
The separatist?
Yes.
717
00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:53,255
You said he was at
the northern separatist rally!
718
00:45:53,547 --> 00:45:54,547
He's not.
719
00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:56,213
- Open up.
- It's him.
720
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,505
I'll break this door down!
721
00:45:58,588 --> 00:46:01,963
He will, he's hot-headed,
a real beast with fists.
722
00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:05,130
Hide in there.
723
00:46:06,047 --> 00:46:07,588
Quick, quick!
724
00:46:12,630 --> 00:46:14,505
- Hello.
- I'm Roberto Di Leo.
725
00:46:14,588 --> 00:46:16,463
Where's my wife, Giulia?
726
00:46:16,588 --> 00:46:19,713
- What are you talking about?
- Drop the act, Mr. President.
727
00:46:19,797 --> 00:46:21,380
What?
728
00:46:34,672 --> 00:46:37,005
Happy now? See?
729
00:46:37,463 --> 00:46:40,588
What makes you think
your wife would be here?
730
00:46:40,922 --> 00:46:43,630
We are bitter enemies,
politically speaking.
731
00:46:44,005 --> 00:46:45,838
Political enemies, secret lovers.
732
00:46:46,172 --> 00:46:48,297
- What are you saying?
- The truth.
733
00:46:48,463 --> 00:46:50,505
It all started
after the Cernobbio Summit,
734
00:46:50,838 --> 00:46:55,172
with an anonymous letter:
"Your wife's hot for the President."
735
00:46:55,630 --> 00:46:57,172
"The President"?
736
00:46:57,422 --> 00:47:00,922
Everyone's a president in Italy,
even movie producers.
737
00:47:01,047 --> 00:47:02,755
Quit joking!
738
00:47:03,005 --> 00:47:06,422
I had you followed...
one-on-ones, hidden cafes,
739
00:47:06,963 --> 00:47:10,172
- tea rooms!
- Tea rooms, I get it...
740
00:47:10,922 --> 00:47:15,130
Okay, we have met up,
but only to try and find a way
741
00:47:15,422 --> 00:47:18,880
to form an alliance
with the Democratic party.
742
00:47:19,047 --> 00:47:23,963
You're a northern separatist
who acts like a jealous southerner.
743
00:47:24,422 --> 00:47:26,547
- Giorgetti would ban you!
- Be quiet.
744
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,505
Your affair is in the public eye.
745
00:47:29,630 --> 00:47:31,505
Gossip shows are after you,
746
00:47:31,672 --> 00:47:35,672
they sent a reporter
to Budapest to tail you.
747
00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:38,547
- "Budapest love nest"!
- Knock it off!
748
00:47:38,713 --> 00:47:41,213
The reporter told me:
749
00:47:41,338 --> 00:47:44,380
"Di Leo, you'll catch them in Budapest."
750
00:47:44,547 --> 00:47:45,963
So I came here.
751
00:47:46,088 --> 00:47:49,755
He climbed up a scaffolding
and called me:
752
00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:52,547
"Hurry, I'm watching them
from the window..."
753
00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:55,422
Then the call ended.
754
00:47:56,047 --> 00:47:57,755
- Santa Claus!
- Who?
755
00:47:58,005 --> 00:47:59,755
No, nothing...
756
00:48:00,255 --> 00:48:01,588
- Well?
- Well, what?
757
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:04,255
Okay, I confess.
758
00:48:04,338 --> 00:48:06,505
Your wife came to my suite.
759
00:48:06,797 --> 00:48:08,463
Damn her!
760
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,297
- But not for me.
- For who?
761
00:48:13,838 --> 00:48:16,380
Walter Bianchini,
my new personal assistant.
762
00:48:17,047 --> 00:48:21,213
You think I'm a sucker?
My wife is sneaking around with you.
763
00:48:21,505 --> 00:48:24,463
Fine, then I'll confess everything.
764
00:48:24,797 --> 00:48:28,088
You know that my pillars
are based on principles.
765
00:48:28,713 --> 00:48:33,672
I tried to get Walter Bianchini
out of your wife's head,
766
00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:35,838
but to no avail.
767
00:48:35,922 --> 00:48:39,755
Because he's a playboy
who's slept with half the Senate.
768
00:48:39,838 --> 00:48:41,547
Heaps in Guidonia!
769
00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:44,422
He's a sex-addicted rabbit.
770
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:45,922
Don't believe it?
771
00:48:46,088 --> 00:48:50,130
Then go ask the front desk
about room 650,
772
00:48:50,213 --> 00:48:54,630
it's reserved for Walter Bianchini
and your Giulia.
773
00:48:57,463 --> 00:48:58,672
What's wrong?
774
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:01,422
It's all my fault.
775
00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:04,422
Knock it off, be a man.
776
00:49:04,672 --> 00:49:07,463
Let it all out, come on.
777
00:49:07,588 --> 00:49:10,047
I've always neglected Giulia,
778
00:49:10,213 --> 00:49:13,672
that's why
she's gone after Bianchini.
779
00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:16,297
Because I'm not a hot-blooded man,
780
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,838
I'm not passionate.
781
00:49:19,422 --> 00:49:20,838
You're cold, icy?
782
00:49:21,463 --> 00:49:25,422
Yes, and I often strike out
between the sheets.
783
00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:27,422
Shooting blanks?
784
00:49:28,463 --> 00:49:31,297
I'd say this is rather serious.
785
00:49:31,630 --> 00:49:35,297
You see, I love Guilia
so much that I can't...
786
00:49:35,588 --> 00:49:37,880
We could work on this, no?
787
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,088
- You think?
- Try.
788
00:49:42,338 --> 00:49:45,172
But that Bianchini guy...
789
00:49:45,588 --> 00:49:49,297
I'll go kick down the door to room 650
and kill him!
790
00:49:49,588 --> 00:49:52,797
Nobody's there, now,
they went out.
791
00:49:52,922 --> 00:49:54,172
Where?
792
00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:56,588
Dunno, a stroll along the Danube.
793
00:49:56,755 --> 00:50:00,255
Well, they'll be back.
I'll stand there and wait.
794
00:50:00,338 --> 00:50:02,422
Good idea, go.
795
00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:05,797
Catch the rabbit and keep me posted.
796
00:50:09,088 --> 00:50:11,880
- Who's this?
- The hotel's richest man.
797
00:50:12,505 --> 00:50:14,338
- Goodbye.
- Eavesdropping?
798
00:50:14,422 --> 00:50:16,172
- I was looking for...
- What?
799
00:50:16,463 --> 00:50:18,213
I came to get the cart.
800
00:50:18,297 --> 00:50:22,588
Fine, get rid of everything
and put that chair back, too.
801
00:50:22,672 --> 00:50:24,005
All right.
802
00:50:29,838 --> 00:50:32,630
- How did I do?
- Amazing.
803
00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:36,922
- Thanks.
- Not you... Roberto!
804
00:50:37,630 --> 00:50:39,547
Now I know he really loves me.
805
00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:41,297
He's never opened up like that.
806
00:50:41,588 --> 00:50:44,838
He was even brave enough
to admit his minor dysfunction.
807
00:50:45,213 --> 00:50:46,713
Minor?
808
00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:49,047
I'm glad nothing happened between us.
809
00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,422
At least I won't feel guilty.
810
00:50:51,672 --> 00:50:53,422
He thinks Bianchini's guilty.
811
00:50:54,797 --> 00:50:57,380
Go back to your hotel now.
812
00:50:57,505 --> 00:51:01,963
Actually, go this way.
Call Roberto when you get back there.
813
00:51:02,297 --> 00:51:04,338
- And say what?
- Dunno.
814
00:51:04,422 --> 00:51:07,880
You're in Matteo Renzi's party,
didn't he teach you to lie?
815
00:51:07,963 --> 00:51:09,838
Look who's talking.
816
00:51:10,005 --> 00:51:13,380
Darling, go...
before I vote you off the island.
817
00:51:13,672 --> 00:51:15,463
I may have been on <i>Celebrity Survivor</i>,
818
00:51:15,755 --> 00:51:18,880
but ever since I met
you "real" politicians,
819
00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:21,755
I've considered going back
to being a hairdresser!
820
00:51:22,047 --> 00:51:24,588
What a nasty bunch.
Willing to do anything:
821
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,588
change your minds,
jump ship, swap principles in a flash.
822
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,588
Poor Italy.
823
00:51:37,838 --> 00:51:39,088
Great legs!
824
00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:44,005
Eavesdropping again?
825
00:51:44,255 --> 00:51:46,838
- No, I'm still looking for...
- What?
826
00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:49,172
- My tip.
- Here's your tip.
827
00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:51,880
- You've disappointed me.
- You've pissed me off.
828
00:51:52,255 --> 00:51:56,172
Can't wait to see this cheapskate's
financial legislation!
829
00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:59,463
Don't touch a thing.
830
00:52:10,047 --> 00:52:11,922
- Hello?
- Walter?
831
00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,297
This isn't Walter, who's this?
832
00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:16,047
His mom, who are you?
833
00:52:16,422 --> 00:52:18,505
Room service
at Budapest's Grand Hotel.
834
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,255
He's in a different hotel now?
835
00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:24,213
Yes, thanks to President Rispoli
836
00:52:24,422 --> 00:52:27,172
who offered him a room
for his honeymoon.
837
00:52:28,255 --> 00:52:31,297
- Walter got married?
- Yes, this morning.
838
00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:34,380
<i>- You weren't at the wedding?</i>
- Dear God.
839
00:52:34,463 --> 00:52:37,630
<i>Lovely guests, lovely party,
and such good food!</i>
840
00:52:37,838 --> 00:52:39,922
I'm going to faint!
841
00:52:40,755 --> 00:52:43,255
Come on, ma'am...
842
00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:46,547
I'm going to have a stroke!
Oh, God...
843
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,172
<i>Hello?</i>
844
00:52:48,297 --> 00:52:49,338
Walter...
845
00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:50,838
Hello?
846
00:52:51,713 --> 00:52:53,630
Mom got cut off.
847
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:57,380
He didn't even invite his mom?
How shameful.
848
00:52:57,630 --> 00:52:59,505
What can you do...
849
00:52:59,713 --> 00:53:01,672
A mother feeds 100 kids,
850
00:53:01,797 --> 00:53:04,338
but 100 kids don't feed a mother.
851
00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:43,755
Oh, God, Santa Claus!
Where's the body?
852
00:54:43,963 --> 00:54:47,130
I have to tell the President!
Where's my phone?
853
00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:49,297
In the suite.
854
00:54:55,922 --> 00:54:58,047
Berta, it's Mrs. Bianchini.
855
00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:01,922
Mrs. Bianchini, what a surprise!
856
00:55:02,213 --> 00:55:04,755
I ran into your son
by chance in Budapest.
857
00:55:05,047 --> 00:55:07,088
I'm calling about that wretch.
858
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,047
<i>He got married this morning.
It was a secret wedding.</i>
859
00:55:10,297 --> 00:55:12,297
My son's life is a mystery.
860
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:14,922
I need you to solve it.
Go find him!
861
00:55:15,422 --> 00:55:18,255
He's honeymooning at Grand Hotel.
862
00:55:18,672 --> 00:55:21,463
<i>Go there and call me
when you have news.</i>
863
00:55:21,672 --> 00:55:24,547
Do you understand? Hurry,
I'm a bundle of nerves!
864
00:55:26,838 --> 00:55:28,630
Italians...
865
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,463
3,000 forints, please.
866
00:55:33,713 --> 00:55:37,380
I left the necklace Roberto gave me
at Franco's.
867
00:55:40,797 --> 00:55:44,213
If I'm not wearing it,
Roberto will never forgive me.
868
00:56:06,547 --> 00:56:08,338
How's your brother?
869
00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:10,672
He dis... departed.
870
00:56:11,338 --> 00:56:14,422
Excuse me, I heard
you were looking for the President.
871
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,380
Are you part of the delegation?
872
00:56:17,963 --> 00:56:22,338
Do you know Walter Bianchini,
the President's secretary?
873
00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:24,130
Yes, why?
874
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,797
- I want to kill him.
- Why?
875
00:56:27,338 --> 00:56:30,005
He's having an affair
with Giulia Rossi, my wife.
876
00:56:30,463 --> 00:56:33,213
- Says who?
- The President.
877
00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:36,005
- What an asshole.
- The President?
878
00:56:36,172 --> 00:56:38,463
No, Bianchini.
879
00:56:38,672 --> 00:56:42,672
When I find him, I'll kick his balls in
and head-butt him.
880
00:56:42,922 --> 00:56:44,588
- Thug style?
- Yes.
881
00:56:45,755 --> 00:56:47,172
Then I'll punch him.
882
00:56:47,422 --> 00:56:51,463
It won't be easy. Bianchini's big,
a 7-foot giant.
883
00:56:51,797 --> 00:56:54,630
Massive shoulders,
shovel-like hands,
884
00:56:54,963 --> 00:56:58,005
he's an ex-martial arts champ.
I'd steer clear.
885
00:56:58,713 --> 00:57:02,713
I'll get a bulldozer from Civitavecchia
and pave him.
886
00:57:06,755 --> 00:57:08,422
What a day...
887
00:57:13,838 --> 00:57:15,672
Here you go, 6,000 forints.
888
00:57:22,297 --> 00:57:23,963
Oh no, my shawl...
889
00:57:24,088 --> 00:57:25,630
Who gives a shit.
890
00:57:55,713 --> 00:57:57,672
"Welcome, newlyweds"...
891
00:58:00,255 --> 00:58:02,047
I'm not married, I'm a bachelor.
892
00:58:15,088 --> 00:58:16,088
Pinna!
893
00:58:16,713 --> 00:58:18,380
You suck!
894
00:58:18,838 --> 00:58:20,547
Mr. President?
895
00:58:25,713 --> 00:58:29,588
Fracassi, you said it'd be a full house,
standing room only.
896
00:58:29,713 --> 00:58:32,255
Mr. President, it's Christmas.
897
00:58:32,838 --> 00:58:35,380
If Rocco Siffredi were here,
it'd be jam-packed.
898
00:58:35,505 --> 00:58:37,297
Like the stadium.
899
00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,672
My goodness!
900
00:59:20,547 --> 00:59:23,547
Italy has a solid relationship
901
00:59:23,838 --> 00:59:26,005
with your lovely Hungary.
902
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,963
Respectful and warm greetings to all!
903
00:59:32,797 --> 00:59:37,088
I am delighted that so many of you
have come despite the Christmas season.
904
00:59:38,047 --> 00:59:41,297
Italy and your wonderful country, Hungary
905
00:59:41,547 --> 00:59:45,088
have shared an intimate connection
since ancient times.
906
00:59:45,713 --> 00:59:46,713
I promise
907
00:59:47,213 --> 00:59:50,213
I will do my best to make our friendship
even more fruitful.
908
00:59:56,422 --> 00:59:59,255
How can we forget
Prince Eugene of Savoy,
909
00:59:59,713 --> 01:00:02,880
who halted the Ottoman onslaught
on Buda's hills
910
01:00:02,963 --> 01:00:06,130
to reaffirm Christian principles
in Magyar territory.
911
01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:11,088
We helped reaffirm Christian principles.
912
01:00:22,422 --> 01:00:23,797
I feel obliged...
913
01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:27,422
Excuse me...
914
01:00:29,255 --> 01:00:30,172
It's work.
915
01:00:30,255 --> 01:00:31,255
Work.
916
01:00:31,505 --> 01:00:33,505
An important State matter...
917
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,547
Donald calling from the Oval Office.
918
01:00:36,672 --> 01:00:37,672
Donald?
919
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,838
- Donald?
- Forget Donald, it's me.
920
01:00:41,047 --> 01:00:43,088
Any news about the Danube?
921
01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:46,880
I have some news:
bad news and worse news.
922
01:00:48,630 --> 01:00:49,755
Deep shit!
923
01:00:50,172 --> 01:00:52,505
- The bad news?
- The body vanished.
924
01:00:52,755 --> 01:00:55,088
That's great news!
925
01:00:55,505 --> 01:00:57,463
The worse news?
926
01:00:59,755 --> 01:01:01,422
The body reappeared
927
01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:03,630
and is about to sneak into your suite.
928
01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:04,922
Walking dead?
929
01:01:05,213 --> 01:01:08,213
And I'm shitting myself.
Gotta go, Prez.
930
01:01:08,547 --> 01:01:10,172
Freeze, don't move.
931
01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:12,213
Don't hurt me, Santa Zombie.
932
01:01:12,463 --> 01:01:14,922
I'm an only child
who cares for his sick mother.
933
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:18,547
Where's President Rispoli
and Senator Rossi?
934
01:01:33,255 --> 01:01:34,797
Still here?
935
01:01:35,047 --> 01:01:37,338
- It's a long story.
- So I see.
936
01:01:37,547 --> 01:01:39,088
- And you?
- A long story.
937
01:01:39,297 --> 01:01:42,755
Help me hide this corpse,
if it is a corpse.
938
01:01:43,005 --> 01:01:45,463
- Meaning?
- I told you it's a long story.
939
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,130
<i>- Where's my husband's room?
- Almost there.</i>
940
01:01:52,422 --> 01:01:55,213
Mrs. Rispoli, the President's wife.
Hide in the bedroom.
941
01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:57,088
- My bag.
- Yes.
942
01:01:57,630 --> 01:02:00,463
<i>The hallway is so long!</i>
943
01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:02,047
<i>Here we are.</i>
944
01:02:02,463 --> 01:02:04,172
Mrs. Rispoli...
945
01:02:04,630 --> 01:02:07,255
this is the hotel's nicest suite.
946
01:02:08,088 --> 01:02:09,672
Delightful.
947
01:02:09,922 --> 01:02:11,755
- Looks like a museum.
- Thanks.
948
01:02:11,963 --> 01:02:13,797
I'll put your bag in the room.
949
01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:15,838
No! No.
950
01:02:16,297 --> 01:02:18,880
Bianchini? What a surprise!
951
01:02:19,047 --> 01:02:20,422
In the closet?
952
01:02:20,505 --> 01:02:23,422
Give it to me, carrying bags is my job.
953
01:02:25,047 --> 01:02:27,088
- Here.
- Only five?
954
01:02:27,505 --> 01:02:29,297
I'm a bag-carrier, not the President.
955
01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:31,005
- Five euros?
- Scram.
956
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:34,963
Franco was right,
it's a delightful suite.
957
01:02:35,422 --> 01:02:38,963
Before becoming First Lady
I only went on field trips.
958
01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:42,547
I teach geography,
but I've never been to Budapest.
959
01:02:42,838 --> 01:02:47,838
To be honest, I've never seen
a hotel like this before!
960
01:02:47,963 --> 01:02:50,713
Why the unexpected visit,
Mrs. Marisa?
961
01:02:50,797 --> 01:02:53,213
Because today's our wedding anniversary,
962
01:02:53,588 --> 01:02:57,047
but with all of his duties,
Franco must have forgotten.
963
01:02:57,213 --> 01:02:59,255
So I decided to surprise him.
964
01:02:59,672 --> 01:03:03,047
I know my husband
and he'll be thrilled to see me.
965
01:03:03,172 --> 01:03:04,922
Overjoyed.
966
01:03:05,005 --> 01:03:07,588
What a lovely lady!
Who is she?
967
01:03:07,713 --> 01:03:09,422
Dunno, some dame.
968
01:03:09,963 --> 01:03:12,338
Bianchini, why aren't you with him?
969
01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:16,505
I came back here to get
some documents he'd forgotten.
970
01:03:16,588 --> 01:03:18,630
He forgets everything!
971
01:03:19,005 --> 01:03:23,005
- Bet he keeps you running around.
- Especially today...
972
01:03:23,255 --> 01:03:25,630
How can you stand such intensity?
973
01:03:25,713 --> 01:03:29,630
I get breathless just thinking about it.
974
01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:31,922
Okay. Bianchini,
975
01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:36,713
I'll go freshen up
and take a look at the bedroom.
976
01:03:38,255 --> 01:03:40,755
- Don't go in this room.
- Why?
977
01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:43,338
Because it's better over there.
Where?
978
01:03:43,672 --> 01:03:44,922
In my room.
979
01:03:46,588 --> 01:03:49,880
- You're in this hotel, too?
- Yes, room 650. Come...
980
01:03:50,255 --> 01:03:53,338
- Where?
- Over there, just us two.
981
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:54,880
Now's our chance.
982
01:03:55,047 --> 01:03:57,130
Our chance for what?
983
01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,755
To make love.
984
01:04:04,922 --> 01:04:06,047
Crazy!
985
01:04:06,255 --> 01:04:08,547
You are crazy!
986
01:04:08,713 --> 01:04:12,380
Yes.
I'm crazy about you, Marisa.
987
01:04:13,547 --> 01:04:17,463
I feel so odd, like I'm alive.
988
01:04:17,672 --> 01:04:19,505
How incredible!
989
01:04:19,672 --> 01:04:21,380
You are amazing.
990
01:04:22,172 --> 01:04:24,838
It was love at first sight,
don't resist me.
991
01:04:26,088 --> 01:04:27,338
I won't.
992
01:04:32,547 --> 01:04:35,380
Why'd you wait so long?
993
01:04:35,588 --> 01:04:38,547
- Not again!
- Why'd you keep it bottled up?
994
01:04:38,755 --> 01:04:41,588
Because I toe the line.
You shouldn't.
995
01:04:42,672 --> 01:04:43,672
Walter.
996
01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:48,088
I've been married for ages,
I didn't have tenure,
997
01:04:48,172 --> 01:04:50,338
then my husband took to politics
998
01:04:50,422 --> 01:04:53,422
and doesn't look at me anymore,
barely touches me,
999
01:04:53,505 --> 01:04:55,547
he's focused on his career,
1000
01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,422
on meeting with Macron, Merkel...
1001
01:04:57,630 --> 01:04:59,880
It's all become so dull.
1002
01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:03,172
But right by his side
1003
01:05:03,338 --> 01:05:06,588
was a man who longed for me.
1004
01:05:06,672 --> 01:05:08,255
A lot!
1005
01:05:09,130 --> 01:05:11,422
Let's get to it.
Room 650 awaits!
1006
01:05:11,505 --> 01:05:12,922
No, wait.
1007
01:05:13,047 --> 01:05:15,505
They'll see us in the hall,
we'll use the scaffolding.
1008
01:05:16,047 --> 01:05:17,672
Scaffolding...
1009
01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:19,630
An adventure.
1010
01:05:20,588 --> 01:05:22,963
I brought a negligee with me.
1011
01:05:23,130 --> 01:05:26,963
We might not need it,
but it cost a fortune, so I'll wear it.
1012
01:05:28,672 --> 01:05:30,255
Careful!
1013
01:05:32,838 --> 01:05:34,588
Goodness...
1014
01:05:35,172 --> 01:05:36,713
Hot, cold...
1015
01:05:36,797 --> 01:05:38,672
Cold, hot!
1016
01:05:38,963 --> 01:05:43,172
I never know what to wear! Bianchini?
1017
01:05:44,088 --> 01:05:45,755
Where are you?
1018
01:05:45,838 --> 01:05:47,630
- Franco?
- You?
1019
01:05:47,838 --> 01:05:50,755
I left this behind.
Roberto's wedding gift.
1020
01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:55,713
I saw him fuming in the lobby,
he wants to kill Bianchini!
1021
01:05:55,922 --> 01:05:59,380
- Did you see Bianchini?
- Yes, I have some bad news.
1022
01:05:59,630 --> 01:06:02,005
Bad and worse news?
1023
01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:04,547
No, just worse news. Come here.
1024
01:06:04,672 --> 01:06:06,255
What?
1025
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,380
First news.
1026
01:06:08,505 --> 01:06:10,838
I thought he had risen?
1027
01:06:11,213 --> 01:06:13,047
Whatever.
1028
01:06:13,255 --> 01:06:15,088
- Know who he is?
- No.
1029
01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:18,213
- A gossip reporter.
- Oh, God!
1030
01:06:18,422 --> 01:06:22,713
The second news is even worse,
so brace yourself.
1031
01:06:22,838 --> 01:06:25,088
- Have a seat.
- No, I'm too tense.
1032
01:06:25,297 --> 01:06:28,172
Know who's come to Budapest? Your...
1033
01:06:28,505 --> 01:06:30,422
- What now?
- My head.
1034
01:06:30,588 --> 01:06:33,630
He dies, rises, then dies again.
What's wrong?
1035
01:06:33,755 --> 01:06:35,463
Do you know who I am?
1036
01:06:36,088 --> 01:06:37,422
- No!
- No!
1037
01:06:37,588 --> 01:06:40,505
Then we're screwed,
because I don't remember.
1038
01:06:40,713 --> 01:06:43,547
- What's my name?
- This news is...
1039
01:06:43,713 --> 01:06:45,463
Dreadful.
1040
01:06:45,713 --> 01:06:47,922
Why am I dressed like this?
1041
01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:50,588
Why was I in a closet
in your home?
1042
01:06:50,963 --> 01:06:55,755
No, this isn't our home,
this is a hotel.
1043
01:06:55,963 --> 01:06:58,463
- A hotel?
- Yes, hotel.
1044
01:06:59,130 --> 01:07:01,422
Now it's starting to come back.
1045
01:07:01,630 --> 01:07:03,588
Don't exert yourself.
1046
01:07:03,797 --> 01:07:07,338
- Ouch, my head.
- See? Don't exert yourself.
1047
01:07:07,547 --> 01:07:08,797
- You're lucky.
- Why?
1048
01:07:09,047 --> 01:07:12,005
Because we have a doctor here,
a neurologist.
1049
01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:14,672
She's great, we'll consult her.
1050
01:07:15,588 --> 01:07:18,047
Dr. Neurologist,
what should he do?
1051
01:07:18,213 --> 01:07:21,672
Total bed rest, eyes closed, lying down.
1052
01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:24,588
- To the bedroom.
- Let's go.
1053
01:07:26,547 --> 01:07:30,380
Come to think of it,
your faces look familiar.
1054
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:33,380
You're not cooperating.
1055
01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,630
Stop thinking! Stop thinking!
1056
01:07:36,797 --> 01:07:41,213
God, what a day.
Her, them, the corpse...
1057
01:07:42,297 --> 01:07:43,838
He's gone again?
1058
01:07:43,963 --> 01:07:45,255
Bianchini?
1059
01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,505
Where the heck were you?
1060
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,672
- Santa woke up.
- So I see.
1061
01:07:50,797 --> 01:07:53,463
Know who he is?
A gossip reporter.
1062
01:07:53,755 --> 01:07:58,922
Luckily, the bang to the head
made him lose his memory.
1063
01:07:59,213 --> 01:08:03,338
- Now we have to go back to Plan A.
- Plan A?
1064
01:08:03,588 --> 01:08:07,172
Move him into your room,
room 650,
1065
01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:09,963
because my suite
is getting rather crowded.
1066
01:08:10,338 --> 01:08:12,755
- So is mine.
- Why?
1067
01:08:13,713 --> 01:08:17,130
Sir, take a deep breath,
sit down and I'll explain.
1068
01:08:17,422 --> 01:08:19,797
No, you can explain later,
1069
01:08:20,005 --> 01:08:23,713
let's move him before
he recognizes me, it's our only choice.
1070
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,338
We still have Plan B.
1071
01:08:25,713 --> 01:08:27,422
- Plan B?
- Tell the truth.
1072
01:08:27,672 --> 01:08:29,297
The truth?
1073
01:08:29,588 --> 01:08:32,713
Are you nuts?
And topple the government?
1074
01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:35,130
- I go back to the boondocks?
- Yes.
1075
01:08:35,255 --> 01:08:36,755
- Then Plan A.
- Good.
1076
01:08:37,088 --> 01:08:38,922
He remembered his name!
1077
01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:41,963
Oh, God, this is a nightmare!
1078
01:08:44,505 --> 01:08:45,963
God, what a madhouse.
1079
01:08:46,463 --> 01:08:50,213
These two names
keep whirling in my mind:
1080
01:08:50,797 --> 01:08:52,922
Rossi and Rispoli...
1081
01:08:53,297 --> 01:08:55,422
- Ring a bell?
- No...
1082
01:08:56,547 --> 01:08:58,755
Ouch, my head!
1083
01:08:59,422 --> 01:09:01,880
Go get my sleeping pills
in the bathroom.
1084
01:09:02,255 --> 01:09:04,130
- How many?
- The whole box.
1085
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:06,422
- What?
- And the drops, too.
1086
01:09:06,547 --> 01:09:07,922
He'll die.
1087
01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:11,797
Then we'll resort to Plan C:
wheelchair and Danube.
1088
01:09:12,422 --> 01:09:13,755
This is politics, baby.
1089
01:09:14,213 --> 01:09:17,255
Maybe I should go back
to the boondocks!
1090
01:09:17,922 --> 01:09:18,922
<i>Housekeeping.</i>
1091
01:09:21,838 --> 01:09:26,005
Mr. President.
I'm here for turndown service.
1092
01:09:26,255 --> 01:09:28,755
- Who are you?
- Caterina, I'm from Apulia.
1093
01:09:29,047 --> 01:09:30,172
Only Italians work here?
1094
01:09:30,338 --> 01:09:33,588
No, we Italians were assigned to you.
It's an honor.
1095
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:38,463
I came here because I'm dating
an Apulian porn actor.
1096
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,005
I see, great.
But quit dicking around and get out.
1097
01:09:42,213 --> 01:09:44,338
- And the bed?
- Do it later.
1098
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,755
Cookie, come here!
1099
01:09:49,005 --> 01:09:51,047
I ordered oysters and champagne.
1100
01:09:51,130 --> 01:09:54,547
I told you to wait in there,
your husband could come back.
1101
01:09:54,672 --> 01:09:55,547
Yes!
1102
01:09:55,672 --> 01:09:58,505
- Sign for the oysters and champagne.
- God...
1103
01:10:00,255 --> 01:10:01,422
Stop it.
1104
01:10:01,922 --> 01:10:03,505
Enough!
1105
01:10:03,922 --> 01:10:05,255
You leech!
1106
01:10:05,547 --> 01:10:08,213
Take an oyster as a tip,
you might find a pearl.
1107
01:10:09,172 --> 01:10:12,297
Props to you, Mr. Bianchini,
a threesome honeymoon.
1108
01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:13,963
Yes, join us!
1109
01:10:14,255 --> 01:10:17,297
- Really?
- No, get lost!
1110
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:21,463
- Hope it's the last time I see you.
- The night is still young.
1111
01:10:23,630 --> 01:10:26,297
Let's go back.
Whatever you want!
1112
01:10:27,047 --> 01:10:28,963
Go on, Marisa!
1113
01:10:30,047 --> 01:10:31,880
God, Mrs. Rispoli!
1114
01:10:32,588 --> 01:10:33,963
Mrs. Rispoli?
1115
01:10:34,255 --> 01:10:36,130
For fuck's sake...
1116
01:10:40,672 --> 01:10:42,797
Who's that? Coming!
1117
01:10:57,963 --> 01:10:59,547
Coming!
1118
01:11:04,505 --> 01:11:07,255
Berta, why are you here?
Pinna let you up?
1119
01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:08,713
Your mom sent me.
1120
01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:11,672
She said you got married this morning.
1121
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,047
She's worried sick.
Where's the bride?
1122
01:11:14,380 --> 01:11:17,672
Calm down Berta,
there's no bride, I'm not married.
1123
01:11:17,922 --> 01:11:20,505
Walter, what a kiss!
1124
01:11:20,588 --> 01:11:22,338
What a bang!
1125
01:11:22,463 --> 01:11:26,130
- There is a bride.
- No, she's the President's wife.
1126
01:11:26,255 --> 01:11:27,797
- I'll wait here.
- Sure.
1127
01:11:28,005 --> 01:11:30,505
She said, "Walter, what a kiss!"
1128
01:11:30,838 --> 01:11:32,547
Yeah, more or less.
1129
01:11:33,005 --> 01:11:36,088
- Where's your wife?
- In the bedroom but she's not my wife.
1130
01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:39,047
- How many women are there?
- I lost count.
1131
01:11:39,297 --> 01:11:42,005
I want to see this bride for myself.
1132
01:11:42,088 --> 01:11:43,463
- Come!
- Where?
1133
01:11:43,672 --> 01:11:45,880
- To my room.
- For what?
1134
01:11:46,005 --> 01:11:47,755
Hot lovemaking!
1135
01:11:51,505 --> 01:11:53,422
Mr. Walter, are you crazy?
1136
01:11:53,505 --> 01:11:56,088
Crazy about you.
I dream of you more than soccer!
1137
01:11:56,255 --> 01:11:58,130
Don't resist me, Berta!
1138
01:11:58,838 --> 01:12:00,463
I won't!
1139
01:12:03,130 --> 01:12:06,005
Mr. Walter,
to think we wasted all this time.
1140
01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:08,672
I've longed for you all these years...
1141
01:12:09,963 --> 01:12:12,130
...but I kept it bottled up.
1142
01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:14,463
That's my line.
1143
01:12:14,588 --> 01:12:18,505
And it's the truth because
I've always liked you.
1144
01:12:18,797 --> 01:12:20,463
But you're married!
1145
01:12:20,588 --> 01:12:23,088
I'm not married, I'm still a bachelor.
1146
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:26,505
What about the lady in the closet
and in the bedroom?
1147
01:12:26,672 --> 01:12:28,713
I'll explain under the sheets.
1148
01:12:28,922 --> 01:12:31,422
- I won't be a mistress!
- Trust me!
1149
01:12:33,755 --> 01:12:35,963
Fine, let's go!
1150
01:12:39,130 --> 01:12:41,088
- Come on.
- Wait.
1151
01:12:42,047 --> 01:12:43,213
- The key.
- Okay.
1152
01:12:43,422 --> 01:12:47,963
First room on the left, 650.
I'll finish up and be right there.
1153
01:12:48,088 --> 01:12:50,255
I'll be waiting naked.
1154
01:12:51,713 --> 01:12:53,880
All right, baby! I can't wait!
1155
01:12:58,463 --> 01:12:59,922
What a babe!
1156
01:13:02,630 --> 01:13:05,880
What a dumbass, they all wanted me
but I had no clue.
1157
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,922
- More!
- More than 80?
1158
01:13:10,672 --> 01:13:14,380
Eighty-one, 82, 83, 84, 85...
1159
01:13:14,588 --> 01:13:16,047
Enough!
1160
01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:19,297
Here.
1161
01:13:20,672 --> 01:13:23,672
- What's that?
- Spa water.
1162
01:13:25,713 --> 01:13:27,672
- Will it help?
- For sure.
1163
01:13:34,297 --> 01:13:36,547
He's finally asleep.
1164
01:13:38,505 --> 01:13:40,963
Now help me move him to your room.
1165
01:13:41,130 --> 01:13:42,880
- Not my room.
- Why?
1166
01:13:43,172 --> 01:13:47,047
Because there's a naked lady
waiting in my bed for me.
1167
01:13:47,213 --> 01:13:50,672
Now's not the time for practical jokes.
1168
01:13:51,047 --> 01:13:52,755
What's that?
1169
01:13:54,963 --> 01:13:58,088
Marisa! Marisa! Marisa!
1170
01:13:58,463 --> 01:13:59,463
Marisa!
1171
01:13:59,630 --> 01:14:00,755
- Marisa?
- Huh?
1172
01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:06,338
Why are you in a closet in Budapest
wearing a negligee?
1173
01:14:06,505 --> 01:14:08,713
Where did you get this negligee?
1174
01:14:09,547 --> 01:14:12,338
- Why am I here?
- Why?
1175
01:14:13,338 --> 01:14:16,005
I don't know. I don't know.
1176
01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:18,880
- My memory's foggy.
- You, too?
1177
01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:22,172
- Thank goodness.
- Where are we?
1178
01:14:22,422 --> 01:14:25,005
- My head hurts.
- What happened?
1179
01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:27,922
The window hit her head
while she was climbing in.
1180
01:14:28,088 --> 01:14:30,797
- Why was she climbing in?
- I tried to explain before.
1181
01:14:31,255 --> 01:14:35,338
It's your anniversary today
so she came here to surprise you.
1182
01:14:35,422 --> 01:14:38,797
Well, she sure did. Sit down, honey.
1183
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:43,130
- No, on this sofa. Fine.
- No, this one.
1184
01:14:44,005 --> 01:14:47,463
She used room 650 to get changed.
I tried to keep her there
1185
01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:51,463
but since I've been up to my neck,
I lost control of her.
1186
01:14:51,838 --> 01:14:54,547
Honey? Honey, look at me.
1187
01:14:55,213 --> 01:15:00,130
How could I have forgotten
our wedding anniversary?
1188
01:15:00,547 --> 01:15:03,338
I'm getting screwed by politics.
1189
01:15:03,463 --> 01:15:05,005
Not just that.
1190
01:15:05,130 --> 01:15:08,005
Your face looks familiar.
1191
01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:09,588
What's your name?
1192
01:15:10,922 --> 01:15:12,422
She's out of it.
1193
01:15:12,505 --> 01:15:15,088
That window's lethal.
Robespierre would've liked it.
1194
01:15:15,338 --> 01:15:18,047
Quit blabbing,
go get her some water.
1195
01:15:18,172 --> 01:15:20,005
Honey, stay put.
1196
01:15:21,297 --> 01:15:24,047
Close your eyes and relax.
1197
01:15:29,047 --> 01:15:32,505
Relax... you'll be fine.
1198
01:15:32,630 --> 01:15:35,463
Some water, rest, and you'll be fine.
1199
01:15:40,588 --> 01:15:42,047
I'm here, baby.
1200
01:15:45,922 --> 01:15:48,922
So there is a lady in his bed!
1201
01:15:49,005 --> 01:15:50,463
Who are you?
1202
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:54,088
I'm so naive and stupid
for believing Walter.
1203
01:15:54,922 --> 01:15:56,547
He said he wasn't married.
1204
01:15:57,088 --> 01:15:59,172
Mrs. Bianchini, I don't steal husbands.
1205
01:15:59,547 --> 01:16:01,963
No, it's not a big deal.
1206
01:16:02,963 --> 01:16:04,380
Don't trust him.
1207
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:08,338
He has another woman in suite 648.
In the closet!
1208
01:16:22,213 --> 01:16:25,630
- Roberto? Honey...
- So the President didn't lie,
1209
01:16:26,338 --> 01:16:27,797
you're Bianchini's lover?
1210
01:16:27,922 --> 01:16:29,713
- Why are you here?
- Answer!
1211
01:16:30,005 --> 01:16:32,672
- Roberto, let me explain.
- What?
1212
01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:35,380
You're in room 650, Bianchini's room.
1213
01:16:35,463 --> 01:16:40,088
- You're his lover.
- No, another woman is Bianchini's lover.
1214
01:16:40,588 --> 01:16:43,172
- Who?
- Marisa Rispoli, the First Lady.
1215
01:16:43,505 --> 01:16:48,672
This is her bag with her initials:
"M R." Marisa Rispoli.
1216
01:16:48,922 --> 01:16:53,630
She secretly came to Budapest
just to be with Bianchini!
1217
01:16:53,838 --> 01:16:56,922
But... In the room
next door to her husband's?
1218
01:16:57,172 --> 01:17:01,380
When women are neglected
they can go astray.
1219
01:17:01,547 --> 01:17:04,088
If you're not Bianchini's lover,
why are you here?
1220
01:17:04,505 --> 01:17:06,005
I'm here...
1221
01:17:06,838 --> 01:17:08,338
for political reasons.
1222
01:17:09,422 --> 01:17:11,005
- Meaning?
- I can't tell you.
1223
01:17:11,297 --> 01:17:14,630
Only me, Orfini, and Di Maio know.
It's Walter's idea.
1224
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,172
- Bianchini?
- Veltroni.
1225
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,380
Bullshit! You're a liar
like the President and Bianchini.
1226
01:17:20,463 --> 01:17:23,672
Bianchini is a front.
I had you followed...
1227
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:26,130
You met secretly with the President.
1228
01:17:26,547 --> 01:17:29,713
It's true.
Why do you think I did that?
1229
01:17:30,463 --> 01:17:32,672
- Political reasons, I bet.
- Bingo.
1230
01:17:32,797 --> 01:17:35,005
Rispoli doesn't have Senate majority,
1231
01:17:35,088 --> 01:17:38,505
some northern separatists betrayed him,
so he needs us.
1232
01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:40,047
Remember the Nazareno Pact?
1233
01:17:40,297 --> 01:17:42,505
This is Pact 2
with the Five Stars.
1234
01:17:42,630 --> 01:17:45,005
But it's top secret, nobody must know.
1235
01:17:45,797 --> 01:17:48,005
- Not even Marco Travaglio?
- Roberto, look at me.
1236
01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:51,630
Look at me,
I swear I'm telling the truth.
1237
01:17:52,255 --> 01:17:54,547
You betrayed Silvio Berlusconi...
1238
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,505
but I never reproached you.
1239
01:17:59,088 --> 01:18:02,463
Betrayals are not allowed
in politics or life!
1240
01:18:03,130 --> 01:18:06,713
But I'll forgive you,
and do you know why?
1241
01:18:07,297 --> 01:18:08,422
Because I love you.
1242
01:18:09,088 --> 01:18:10,088
<i>I love you!</i>
1243
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:15,380
Finish your water and cover up,
it's cold.
1244
01:18:15,505 --> 01:18:16,713
- Yes.
- Come on.
1245
01:18:17,463 --> 01:18:20,130
- Feeling better?
- Yes, thank you.
1246
01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:22,047
Are you a doctor?
1247
01:18:23,047 --> 01:18:25,422
Hold on!
I got it!
1248
01:18:25,755 --> 01:18:26,755
Santa's back!
1249
01:18:27,338 --> 01:18:31,297
I'm Mariano Tozzi!
I'm married to Loredana!
1250
01:18:32,130 --> 01:18:36,130
I have two sons,
Giovanni and Alberto.
1251
01:18:36,547 --> 01:18:42,797
I live in Milan on via Silvio Pellico 5,
building A, apartment seven.
1252
01:18:43,005 --> 01:18:44,463
Okay, we believe you.
1253
01:18:44,672 --> 01:18:47,755
Wait... I went to Cesare Beccaria
High School,
1254
01:18:48,213 --> 01:18:51,130
class C with Professor Vignuzzi,
1255
01:18:51,463 --> 01:18:54,255
who would always say that the window...
1256
01:18:54,797 --> 01:18:56,172
The window?
1257
01:18:57,672 --> 01:18:58,880
The window...
1258
01:18:59,422 --> 01:19:03,088
Her memory might be coming back.
1259
01:19:03,463 --> 01:19:06,463
- We're in trouble.
- I remember everything.
1260
01:19:06,547 --> 01:19:11,255
I came in through the window,
and I remember...
1261
01:19:12,672 --> 01:19:14,380
everything.
1262
01:19:14,963 --> 01:19:16,047
The window.
1263
01:19:17,463 --> 01:19:18,463
Professor Vignuzzi.
1264
01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,380
God bless sleeping pills!
1265
01:19:22,755 --> 01:19:27,130
Blessed they be!
I'll put him back in bed.
1266
01:19:28,047 --> 01:19:31,213
Bianchini, who's that Santa
with my husband?
1267
01:19:31,588 --> 01:19:32,755
Your memory's back?
1268
01:19:32,838 --> 01:19:35,255
I never lost it.
I was pretending as a cover-up.
1269
01:19:35,588 --> 01:19:36,755
Brilliant!
1270
01:19:36,922 --> 01:19:39,380
Bianchini, I need a hand here.
1271
01:19:39,963 --> 01:19:42,505
Coming!
Thanks, Marisa.
1272
01:19:43,297 --> 01:19:45,672
We'll have a rematch in Rome.
1273
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:46,880
Sure.
1274
01:19:49,922 --> 01:19:52,713
- The window.
- Sleep, Tozzi...
1275
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,255
What were you whispering about?
1276
01:19:56,547 --> 01:19:59,088
Nothing, she was just rambling.
1277
01:19:59,213 --> 01:20:01,005
Poor thing.
1278
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:06,130
Hurry, we have dinner
with the Ambassador at 9:00 PM.
1279
01:20:07,255 --> 01:20:08,630
Thank you.
1280
01:20:08,755 --> 01:20:11,380
You saved the "government of change".
1281
01:20:11,505 --> 01:20:13,255
- Can I say something?
- Affirmative!
1282
01:20:13,422 --> 01:20:16,922
- Who gives a shit?
- Negative!
1283
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:01,297
Now what?
1284
01:21:01,630 --> 01:21:04,338
I came to apologize,
these are for you.
1285
01:21:05,088 --> 01:21:07,297
Give them to your wife, forget about me!
1286
01:21:07,547 --> 01:21:09,380
No, Berta, let me explain.
1287
01:21:10,713 --> 01:21:13,047
Everything I did
was to save the government.
1288
01:21:13,547 --> 01:21:16,505
Now I want to save something
I care more about.
1289
01:21:16,630 --> 01:21:18,172
My future with you.
1290
01:21:48,130 --> 01:21:49,422
Mr. President!
1291
01:21:49,922 --> 01:21:53,547
Doctor? Where are we?
Is this your hospital?
1292
01:21:53,797 --> 01:21:57,505
I'm not a doctor, I'm your husband,
the Prime Minister.
1293
01:21:57,922 --> 01:21:58,922
Sure...
1294
01:22:00,297 --> 01:22:01,547
Come on, let's go.
1295
01:22:01,755 --> 01:22:02,672
Mr. President...
1296
01:22:02,755 --> 01:22:04,047
Hear them?
1297
01:22:04,588 --> 01:22:06,963
I'm Prime Minister
and you're the First Lady.
1298
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:08,255
Who?
1299
01:22:08,380 --> 01:22:10,213
Let's go, it's cold.
1300
01:22:23,963 --> 01:22:26,297
We spent our honeymoon in Venice.
1301
01:22:27,255 --> 01:22:29,963
The President is happy to meet you,
1302
01:22:30,172 --> 01:22:33,172
he hopes these three days
will reinforce the friendship
1303
01:22:33,255 --> 01:22:36,380
and the financial partnership
between Hungary and Italy,
1304
01:22:36,463 --> 01:22:40,463
a country he loves, where he spent
his honeymoon ages ago.
1305
01:22:41,505 --> 01:22:43,922
He said all that in four words?
1306
01:22:44,130 --> 01:22:46,338
It's a Magyar custom.
1307
01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:50,797
Please, Mr. President...
1308
01:22:50,963 --> 01:22:52,463
- Doctor...
- Wait till they leave.
1309
01:22:52,547 --> 01:22:55,047
They're leaving... Doctor?
1310
01:22:55,255 --> 01:22:58,505
- I need a drink.
- But don't wander off.
1311
01:22:58,630 --> 01:23:01,422
You don't know
where you are and might get lost.
1312
01:23:04,005 --> 01:23:07,005
Mr. President? This is my girlfriend,
1313
01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:08,963
Berta Molnar.
1314
01:23:09,338 --> 01:23:12,838
- An honor, Your Excellency.
- Thanks. What a lovely lady.
1315
01:23:13,047 --> 01:23:14,630
Berta and I are getting married.
1316
01:23:15,213 --> 01:23:18,338
Married? I didn't even know
you were engaged.
1317
01:23:19,005 --> 01:23:21,380
We met this morning
and just decided.
1318
01:23:22,005 --> 01:23:23,963
You are amazing!
1319
01:23:24,422 --> 01:23:25,838
On a day like today,
1320
01:23:26,005 --> 01:23:29,297
you had time to meet her,
become an item, and propose?
1321
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,880
I'll nod.
1322
01:23:31,547 --> 01:23:34,005
What's wrong? Hands off.
1323
01:23:34,338 --> 01:23:36,380
Giulia's husband, the thug!
1324
01:23:37,672 --> 01:23:39,838
- They made up.
- They made up...
1325
01:23:39,922 --> 01:23:43,130
But if he knows I'm Bianchini,
I'll need the wheelchair!
1326
01:23:43,255 --> 01:23:46,380
- Honey, let's go.
- But we just got here.
1327
01:23:46,505 --> 01:23:48,547
- Let's stay for 10 minutes.
- I can't.
1328
01:23:48,630 --> 01:23:51,088
My world might end in 10 minutes.
1329
01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,922
Walter, wait!
1330
01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:57,338
Relax, don't worry,
he'll be back.
1331
01:23:57,463 --> 01:23:59,172
He will.
1332
01:24:02,005 --> 01:24:03,630
Who's that in the white tux?
1333
01:24:04,088 --> 01:24:06,963
Walter Bianchini, the guy
you thought was my lover.
1334
01:24:07,588 --> 01:24:11,297
Just look at him,
I'd never sleep with a guy like that!
1335
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,588
Cookie? Are you dancing?
1336
01:24:14,922 --> 01:24:17,963
- I'm so glad you're here.
- I'm going back to the hotel.
1337
01:24:18,297 --> 01:24:22,005
I'll come back to room 650 with you,
Franco will be here till late.
1338
01:24:22,297 --> 01:24:24,297
Hello, Mrs. Rispoli.
1339
01:24:24,422 --> 01:24:27,713
Hello.
Do I know you?
1340
01:24:28,213 --> 01:24:31,213
I saw you in the closet
at the hotel,
1341
01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:33,963
but we weren't introduced.
1342
01:24:34,422 --> 01:24:37,505
Berta Molnar. Walter's future wife.
1343
01:24:39,130 --> 01:24:43,130
- Really?
- Really. I kept it bottled up.
1344
01:24:43,255 --> 01:24:45,922
You bottle things up too much.
1345
01:24:46,130 --> 01:24:49,588
Very well, then.
Congratulations to you both.
1346
01:24:51,838 --> 01:24:54,172
- What was that?
- She's crazy.
1347
01:24:54,463 --> 01:24:58,005
I was a bit brutal with him
at the Grand Hotel earlier.
1348
01:24:58,297 --> 01:24:59,922
I'll go apologize.
1349
01:25:02,130 --> 01:25:04,172
God, here he comes.
Hide me.
1350
01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:07,130
He wants to kill me.
See you at the hotel in 30 minutes.
1351
01:25:07,297 --> 01:25:09,338
I'll find a way to get back.
1352
01:25:12,172 --> 01:25:13,672
Bianchini!
1353
01:25:21,255 --> 01:25:23,005
Where are you going?
1354
01:25:28,422 --> 01:25:29,422
Bianchini, wait!
1355
01:25:38,838 --> 01:25:40,047
Bianchini!
1356
01:25:41,838 --> 01:25:43,255
Stop running!
1357
01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:47,838
Bianchini!
1358
01:25:59,672 --> 01:26:01,713
Please, don't kill me!
1359
01:26:02,047 --> 01:26:05,047
I'll tell you the whole truth,
every single detail.
1360
01:26:05,297 --> 01:26:08,088
A toast to two great nations,
1361
01:26:09,172 --> 01:26:11,297
and I will make it my mission
1362
01:26:11,422 --> 01:26:17,213
to support the needs, the appeals,
and the ambitions of Hungary.
1363
01:26:18,047 --> 01:26:20,713
Prosit, and I wish you all
1364
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:22,713
a Merry Christmas.
1365
01:26:23,005 --> 01:26:24,713
- Prosit!
- Prosit!
1366
01:26:24,838 --> 01:26:27,422
Pay no attention to this man's promises.
1367
01:26:29,213 --> 01:26:33,713
Mr. President, you're a fake,
manipulating liar.
1368
01:26:34,172 --> 01:26:38,422
Shame on you!
You took advantage of a state mission
1369
01:26:38,922 --> 01:26:41,255
to have a fling with my wife,
1370
01:26:41,922 --> 01:26:45,255
the sordid opposition Senator,
Giulia Rossi.
1371
01:26:45,505 --> 01:26:48,547
- Roberto, what are you saying?
- The truth.
1372
01:26:48,630 --> 01:26:51,338
- Are you nuts?
- I have a witness.
1373
01:26:51,755 --> 01:26:52,755
Bianchini?
1374
01:26:52,922 --> 01:26:56,672
- Bianchini is truly faithful.
- But you're not faithful.
1375
01:26:57,172 --> 01:26:58,838
Shame on you!
1376
01:26:59,130 --> 01:27:02,755
Bianchini told me the whole truth,
every single detail.
1377
01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:05,380
Two rooms, scaffolding,
1378
01:27:05,505 --> 01:27:08,672
lavish tips for the staff,
oysters and champagne!
1379
01:27:09,213 --> 01:27:11,422
- What?
- Is this true?
1380
01:27:12,047 --> 01:27:15,380
- Are you talking to me or the doctor?
- Knock it off.
1381
01:27:15,547 --> 01:27:19,130
I never lost my memory.
And you're a louse!
1382
01:27:19,505 --> 01:27:23,255
Betraying me in front of everyone
on our wedding anniversary!
1383
01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:25,088
Marisa, wait...
1384
01:27:26,547 --> 01:27:27,588
It's true.
1385
01:27:27,838 --> 01:27:30,838
- It's true but not true.
- Who are you, Pirandello?
1386
01:27:31,005 --> 01:27:34,922
No, but I am a man
who lives a life of hell.
1387
01:27:35,588 --> 01:27:39,547
Deficit, bid-ask spread, pensions,
unemployment, unions!
1388
01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:43,880
Merkel, the polls, Di Maio and Salvini!
1389
01:27:44,005 --> 01:27:48,297
What else can I do
but seek out a little intrigue?
1390
01:27:48,505 --> 01:27:51,338
Where does one find a little intrigue?
At work.
1391
01:27:51,422 --> 01:27:55,547
The woman in question
has a husband with a minor dysfunction.
1392
01:27:55,838 --> 01:27:59,713
I know this all sounds
rather morally inappropriate
1393
01:27:59,922 --> 01:28:02,172
but we're humans!
1394
01:28:02,338 --> 01:28:06,088
But in my defense, we never
went further than the thought.
1395
01:28:06,963 --> 01:28:09,963
Yes, this woman and I
never did anything.
1396
01:28:10,338 --> 01:28:12,547
It's true, nothing happened.
1397
01:28:12,672 --> 01:28:15,463
In the end, life is like politics,
1398
01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:18,297
all talk, no actions.
1399
01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:21,130
Well, let me tell you something...
1400
01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:24,755
Talk, my foot,
unlike you I am all action.
1401
01:28:24,922 --> 01:28:26,963
- How so?
- I cheated on you.
1402
01:28:27,172 --> 01:28:30,505
- What?
- Yes, this afternoon. Around 6:00 p.m.
1403
01:28:31,297 --> 01:28:33,380
But not with thoughts, or real.
1404
01:28:33,463 --> 01:28:35,088
I'll let the world know,
1405
01:28:35,297 --> 01:28:38,755
because I am a woman of action!
1406
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,297
Action with who?
1407
01:28:41,963 --> 01:28:45,213
With Walter Bianchini,
in room 650.
1408
01:28:49,297 --> 01:28:51,422
Walter? Monster!
1409
01:28:52,838 --> 01:28:54,672
Berta, believe me,
it's a misunderstanding.
1410
01:28:54,922 --> 01:28:59,588
You can tell the truth now,
no need to hide, admit it.
1411
01:28:59,797 --> 01:29:02,672
You love me and kept it bottled up.
1412
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,713
Bianchini? Back to the boondocks,
you're fired.
1413
01:29:07,005 --> 01:29:09,963
- You're fired as my husband.
- You're fired as my wife.
1414
01:29:10,172 --> 01:29:11,672
We never fuck anyway.
1415
01:29:13,672 --> 01:29:17,422
I will topple the government with this.
1416
01:29:25,630 --> 01:29:29,172
Figures,
I'm all over the gossip rags.
1417
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,172
Wait, don't do it!
1418
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:53,672
Bianchini?
What are you doing?
1419
01:29:53,963 --> 01:29:55,880
Killing myself... Why live?
1420
01:29:56,713 --> 01:29:59,880
I've lost it all:
job, woman, even my dignity.
1421
01:30:00,213 --> 01:30:02,005
Think about your mom.
1422
01:30:02,297 --> 01:30:04,047
All the more reason to die.
1423
01:30:04,713 --> 01:30:08,922
Don't! If anyone
should be jumping it's me.
1424
01:30:09,255 --> 01:30:12,255
Disgraced and mocked
internationally.
1425
01:30:12,672 --> 01:30:16,505
I wonder what the polls will say!
My career is over.
1426
01:30:17,047 --> 01:30:18,963
- Let's jump together.
- No!
1427
01:30:19,088 --> 01:30:21,755
What... No. No.
1428
01:30:23,088 --> 01:30:25,672
A politician shows his true colors
in hard times.
1429
01:30:28,672 --> 01:30:29,838
Idea!
1430
01:30:30,463 --> 01:30:33,130
- I have an idea.
- Not again!
1431
01:30:33,422 --> 01:30:37,755
I could move up in the polls,
but I'll need your help.
1432
01:30:38,088 --> 01:30:40,338
I already did enough for today.
1433
01:30:40,672 --> 01:30:43,963
After everything that happened
with my wife, you owe me.
1434
01:30:44,255 --> 01:30:48,588
Nothing happened with your wife.
I swear it on my almost-over life.
1435
01:30:48,672 --> 01:30:52,213
Ever since the Renzi let-down,
I've been truly faithful to you.
1436
01:30:52,422 --> 01:30:54,588
- Truly faithful? Then prove it.
- Yes!
1437
01:30:54,797 --> 01:30:56,880
I can't, you fired me.
- You're re-hired.
1438
01:30:57,130 --> 01:30:59,755
At your service! What can I do?
1439
01:31:04,422 --> 01:31:05,672
Be my lover.
1440
01:31:06,672 --> 01:31:07,672
I'll jump.
1441
01:31:07,755 --> 01:31:09,463
You don't understand.
1442
01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:12,172
- I sure do.
- My fake lover.
1443
01:31:13,005 --> 01:31:17,255
Let me explain it: I'll write a tweet
admitting the whole truth:
1444
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:20,547
I'm gay and tried to cover it up
1445
01:31:20,713 --> 01:31:23,088
by courting Senator Giulia Rossi.
1446
01:31:24,505 --> 01:31:28,297
But I love and have always loved
only one man:
1447
01:31:28,922 --> 01:31:29,963
Walter Bianchini!
1448
01:31:30,172 --> 01:31:32,922
- Hush.
- All of Budapest must know.
1449
01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:35,172
- Not all of Budapest!
- And Italy, too.
1450
01:31:35,713 --> 01:31:37,130
How's that sound?
1451
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,713
- Awful.
- What?
1452
01:31:40,005 --> 01:31:41,755
Don't you get it?
1453
01:31:41,963 --> 01:31:45,255
This way the liberal media
will be on our side.
1454
01:31:46,088 --> 01:31:49,130
We'll be invited to every talk show,
it'll be great.
1455
01:31:49,422 --> 01:31:52,838
People will love me
and feel for me.
1456
01:31:52,963 --> 01:31:56,338
You'll see, I'll shoot up
like a missile in the polls.
1457
01:31:57,505 --> 01:31:59,505
- I'd rather jump.
- No!
1458
01:32:00,172 --> 01:32:03,213
Actually, go ahead, it's not a bad idea.
1459
01:32:03,630 --> 01:32:06,797
Not a bad idea at all,
the headlines will read:
1460
01:32:07,338 --> 01:32:10,880
"Heartbroken lover
jumps to his demise,
1461
01:32:11,380 --> 01:32:14,588
leaving the President with teary eyes."
1462
01:32:15,172 --> 01:32:17,130
It's good, it rhymes, too.
1463
01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:22,047
What am I saying?
You should live.
1464
01:32:22,422 --> 01:32:27,797
Giulia is right for saying
that life and politics
1465
01:32:28,130 --> 01:32:29,838
are the same shit.
1466
01:32:30,255 --> 01:32:33,380
But in both cases,
1467
01:32:33,755 --> 01:32:37,838
there's always room for compromises.
1468
01:32:38,213 --> 01:32:39,838
You said fake lover...
1469
01:32:40,088 --> 01:32:42,463
I'm just warming up.
1470
01:32:42,713 --> 01:32:45,505
Bianchini,
why am I calling you Bianchini?
1471
01:32:45,838 --> 01:32:49,338
Walter, I'll call you by your first name.
It's better!
1472
01:32:50,838 --> 01:32:53,380
Come on, Walter,
trust me.
1473
01:32:54,463 --> 01:32:58,380
- Isn't this grand?
- I wonder how mom will react?
1474
01:32:58,588 --> 01:33:01,797
I'm sure she'll react fine.
Just relax.
1475
01:33:02,088 --> 01:33:04,463
I'm not relaxed at all.
1476
01:33:04,797 --> 01:33:09,255
- Walter, moms understand these things.
- No!
1477
01:33:09,422 --> 01:33:11,213
So, you and Senator Rossi...
1478
01:33:11,380 --> 01:33:14,005
Nada, zilch, nothing...
1479
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:17,547
- Because you'd already fallen for me?
- Give me a break!
1480
01:33:17,672 --> 01:33:19,630
Blue balls and a white Christmas.
1481
01:33:19,838 --> 01:33:21,588
- It's snowing.
- Real romantic!
1482
01:33:21,797 --> 01:33:22,922
Sure thing...
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