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Look here. Naomi.
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Fucker!
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You think you are a lover, a Valentino.
But the ladies think differently,
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want the real thing, no light-version,
but rather a big boon!
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From here to the moon!
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Rico, that does not rhyme at all!
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Friendships are like desires:
great, big, absolutely gigantic.
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And when they get a hold of you,
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they won't let you go.
Sometimes forever.
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If he had a girlfriend, her name would be
Susanne! But he does... not!
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I heard you don't want to
stay at the hospital?
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Alright.
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Good. In the execution of a sentence
against Johannes Floyd Klebeck,
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Fцrsterweg 143 in 20359 Hamburg,
currently employed as station assistant
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at the district hospital Hamburg-Sьd,
the district juvenile court Hamburg decides:
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the convict
Johannes Floyd Klebeck
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will be exempted from his punishment
from the verdict of 09/24/97 after the
expiration of his probation
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of 26 months according to § 26a JGB
because of a successful probation.
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At the same time the police remark
is declared eliminated.
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Ok, you can go.
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Just a little bit more! Yeah, cool!
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Off! Off! Off!
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Hey! Turn it off! Off!
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Yes, Klaus...
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Off!
It is off!
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Say, Butty, are you about done?
I really got to get going.
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I got the 2nd shift now. If I won't be there
on time, my boss is gonna force me to play sex games again.
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Say, are you totally nuts?
I'm trying to talk on the phone!
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I'm yelling from the top of my lungs!
In a minute Klaus is gonna get his thing...
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... his, his...
Convertible?
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And if not everything is spotless...
Where is that thing anyway?
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Under the green covers.
Covers off, there you go.
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Old rackabones, hey!
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Let me see the nice piece.
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What's up with the car?
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Some tape still has to
come off and then...
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I can't believe it.
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Listen up for a second.
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I said: black, yes?
Black! Black!
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But it is black.
No!
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No! It is... No!
Black, dopey! Black!
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I meant without a bill.
[= under the table]
Black, you know?
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You asked if black was possible.
Yes. Black.
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Ok, now listen closely.
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By Monday noon you will have
transformed this mortuary piece
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of shit into a sinful dream in
anthracite-mint!
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Just as we had arranged it. Alright?
Or else I am gonna rip your balls off!
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Hello, yes?
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Hey Walter, you dumbass, freeze!
Don't you think that you can go
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and hang around with your gay friends.
There's work to be done here!
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But you said when the car is ready...
I'm not gay!
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I'm not interested in either of it.
You make sure this thing here will be
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anthracite-mint, in fact yesterday!
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Pussies, ladies, babes und sisters!
Come to me, I'll give you blisters!
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I was with it today, tomorrow, yesterday!
All females cry: extra-fly!
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Among the cars I am the limo.
James Brown - good god! -
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calls me sex machine. Always ready!
I know the score! Am immune, liberated!
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Got the copyright! On the lustiness,
delightfulness, moisture, wetness!
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Twosome! Alright? That was a gewgaw.
Your lover is so soft I could puke.
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Ladies, look at me!
I am like Charles Bronson!
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Or mellow, uninhibited, steamless?
An endless, timeless love party?
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Then the watch will melt like Salvador
Dali's! I am the maximo in gigolo!
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With distinction!
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So? How do you like it?
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Floyd!
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Super! Really good. I'd say,
that will probably have
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a totally different impact on
women, but... respect!
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Hey!
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I am Rico! The maximo in gigolo!
With discinction! Rico!
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Richard, Richard, Richard,
Richard, Richard.
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Today you really made it.
Today you managed
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to come in late twice in one day.
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Bravo!
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Fuck you!
[Asshole of the Month]
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Or you do it with a Fish-Mac!
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'cause you are wack!
Come and wipe away that speck!
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You cannot even jerk off anyway!
Cannot sit and cannot stay!
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Because you are just dumb as shit!
Don't even know my name, bro!
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I'll say it to you loud and low!
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7 Macs with, 9 without,
5 Maxis double without, 3 with!
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Richard! Fast! Fast! Fast!
Richard! Faster!
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My name's Rico! Rico!
And I am fast!
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And I do stuff fast!
And this, dammit, is fast!
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[Buy and Sell]
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Hi, Telsa.
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I dreamt that I fell off a
really high balcony.
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It wasn't something like an estate balcony,
but rather like that of a mansion.
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I was wearing a long black dress.
Baroque-like with a really long veil.
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You know, I was rather watching more
than I was really experiencing it.
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but... it had still been me though.
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Do you know what I am thinking sometimes?
There should be music there always.
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Whatever you are doing.
When it's really messed up,
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then at least the music's still there.
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And at the point when...
when it's like a perfect dream,
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then the record should jump and you'd
always hear that one moment again and again.
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Shit, man, I'll be ready
in a second. Come in!
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Rico!
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Rico, who is more dangerous?
Godzilla or Hitler?
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What? Hitler!
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Where is my football shirt?
Where is that shirt, dammit?
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The one with the black and
white stripes!
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How should I know where your stuff is?
Thanks!
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You're a pain in the neck!
I'm trying to talk on the phone!
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Rico!
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Chantal, do you know where the black
and white shirt is, with the stars?
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Mano has it.
Mano, you asshole! Take it off!
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You pervert asshole! I'm on the phone!
How are you talking to each other?
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My brother's on a roll right now.
Hold on.
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Hey, did you two do it already?
Rad, huh? You can tell me.
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Ey, if you touch my sister, I am
gonna rip your balls off! Understood?
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Hey, you ass!
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Not you. Yes.
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Man, what does this smell like?
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How do you think it smelled
before? That's Chanel.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck! Haha!
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Yes.
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So what, Butty, not dressed yet?
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Hello!
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Ah! Yummy!
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Good evening, Mrs Piral.
That's a daring dress you're wearing.
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Well, if anybody can wear it,
then you. What movie is this?
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(italian) Walter, ask your friends,
if they want to eat something.
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Rico, I think, you are the funniest
funster in the world.
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Thanks. That's nice.
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(italian) No, grandma, we gotta go.
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(italian) Alright, what did he say?
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(italian)
Poor Ricco heard from the doctor today
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that he got an STD... really bad.
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Mamma mia!
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(italian) You rascal!
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What did she just say?
That I'm the lady-stinger No. 1 ?
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Nah. That you're gay.
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What?
That's true, isn't it?
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What's that? Dude, why are you
telling your grandma shit like that?
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Say, how do you smell, anyway?
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Many, many, many... women!
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Women!
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(italian)
Grandma, why don't you smell his shirt?
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(italian) Yes!
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Uh!
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No! No!
That's from my sister!
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Sistere, huh?
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What's little sister in your
fucking dumb language, hey?
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Froggio (eng. "faggot").
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Froggio.
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Froggio, huh?
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"Boys from your neighborhood".
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Ciao.
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Let's go!
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And here he is on the ball!
Someting magic is in the air!
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The masses rise! Oh, friend!
Oh, fiend! The women are crying!
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You cannot but love this man!
Because he loves the ball!
Because he returns the love to the ball!
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Because he makes millions, billions
of soccer-fans in the whole world -
bah! the universe...
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"Rico! Rico, the savior!" they shout.
Hey, what's up, you fags?
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That's what you waited for!
Who against whom, hm?
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I'd say, the heteros against the homos!
Great idea! So it's we against the rest!
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I'm gonna have kick some in
your box again! .. In your butt!
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Well, I'm playing with the gays.
Me too.
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Ey, what's that shit?
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You're shouting too much. I think
I like it better on this team.
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Exactly! We'd rather be nice!
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I'm gonna tell your dumb grandma, idiot.
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Yeah? How are you gonna do that?
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Hey!
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Hey, pass it on!
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Guys?
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As of today, I'm not on
probation anymore.
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I also don't have to go to
the hospital anymore.
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Rad! And what's up now,
free man?
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I'm gonna be gone tomorrow morning.
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I'll take a freighter to Cape Town.
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And from there on to Singapur and...
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I probably won't come back.
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You are going to leave Hamburg?
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I have to go somewhere else.
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I gotta go somewhere,
where I really belong.
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I don't know yet where that's
gonna be, but I'll find it and...
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that's where I'm going to stay.
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You're gonna be gone for good
tomorrow and did not say a word.
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Since I went on probation,
for 2.5 years,
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I have just been waiting for this day.
When I can do anything I want.
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I have to do, what I want.
And if I don't do that now...
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What kind of an asshole are you?
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Rico, you cannot be pissed at me
for that.
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Pissed? Who is pissed?
Are you pissed?
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No, I'm not pissed.
Well then. So what now?
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Nothing, what should be?
Well, then everything's clear, right?
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Everything's clear, right?
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You are probably the biggest asshole
I've ever met!
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What was I supposed to say? I've known
you since I had this apartment and the job
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at the hospital and the stupid probation.
But I've been wanting to go even
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before I knew you! What was I supposed
to say? Hello, it's me, Floyd!
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Nice meeting you. By the way:
I gotta go in 2.5 years.
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You are the best buddies I've
ever had. I had...
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the greatest time in my life
with you, but...
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Tomorrow morning at 10 I'll
be gone.
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What are we going to do now?
What do you want to do?
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Doesn't matter, something together.
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What, together?
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Should we go to Horst?
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Dulle! Dulle! Dulle! Dulle!
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Dulle! Dulle! Dulle!
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Man, can you shut up for once, Dulle?
You half-able moron!
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00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:22,680
Maybe some people just want to sit
here for a while without having
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to listen to your bullshit all
the time!
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A little game?
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By the way, you owe me a revenge.
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Later I'd happily
get you once or twice.
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00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:45,200
Later won't work, by the way. Guess
who I am going to play with tonight.
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With Snake. Snake and I as a team.
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But we don't play for allowance,
only for large amounts!
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Probably nothing for you.
A pity, really.
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00:25:00,527 --> 00:25:04,679
Then the girl residental school
went silent and had to go potty!
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Snake and Dulle!
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00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:15,717
Snake. What kind of shit is that?
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Have you ever played against him?
Seen him once.
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00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:23,278
What's up, men? Sad?
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00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:25,800
Can't you take a joke anymore?
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Yes, Horst. We are sad!
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00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:31,315
Because we have to live in fuckin'
city like Hamburg! Everything sucks here!
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Especially the people.
Hans Albers, for example...
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when he had already been the big
blonde Hans, when he spent his eventide
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somewhere at the Starnberg Lake
among all the rich and famous.
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Incredibly miserable he sat there in
his mansion next to this bavarian puddle.
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In quiet hours he listened to tapes with
sea noise and seagull cries.
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He longed for Hamburg. Then he died
sick and totally isolated
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in a strange land.
No, he lived there with his woman.
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His partner.
She's a woman, right?
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Antje was her name, Antje Burg.
She just had been gone shortly
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during the war, because she was Jewish.
Hitler wanted that.
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But Albers was mainly pissed at Hitler,
because he had more fans than him.
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Hitler was lazy.
You can't say that. That is not true.
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Oh yes, that's true. And after the war
she returned and...
233
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Hitler was a totally lazy pig!
Hitler was a vegetarian!
234
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Slept in all the time.
Non-smoker! Never ate raw meat.
235
00:26:30,087 --> 00:26:34,239
And the whole thing, that wasn't Hitler.
That was the whole German people itself, yes!
236
00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:38,280
Yes, Dieter, it's ok now...
Nothing is ok! Nobody here knows anything!
237
00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:42,320
But, Dieter!
It's ok, we heard it!
238
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:46,280
Horst, could you please tell your
drunk dimwit customers
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00:26:46,327 --> 00:26:48,300
to calm down?
239
00:26:48,527 --> 00:26:51,000
Nobody forces you to stay,
my friend!
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Nobody! And if I
may remind you:
241
00:26:54,327 --> 00:26:57,285
You started this talk here!
I didn't start anything!
242
00:26:57,327 --> 00:27:01,320
You asked: Hello, men, how are you?
And I said: Shitty! Because there are
nothing but idiots here!
243
00:27:01,367 --> 00:27:05,360
And then everybody starts talking
shit that nobody wants to listen to!
I said it sucks here.
244
00:27:05,407 --> 00:27:09,320
Listen up, buddy, ok? I didn't say
Men, how are you? I said: Men, what's up?
245
00:27:09,447 --> 00:27:13,406
Sooner or later they'll all end up here.
And those who think they are special,
246
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or are able to do something really big,
those will be the worst eventually.
247
00:27:17,527 --> 00:27:20,520
Sooner or later they'll all stand
at the counter! All of them!
248
00:27:20,522 --> 00:27:25,685
Can't you suckers keep your trap shut?
Nobody is interested in your loser-shit!
Nobody!
249
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:29,700
And that your lives are nothing but a pile
of shit has nothing to do with us!
250
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:33,077
Nothing! Damn shit!
251
00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:54,401
I think I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
252
00:27:59,407 --> 00:28:01,398
Ok.
253
00:28:03,927 --> 00:28:05,918
Walter?
254
00:28:08,407 --> 00:28:11,399
Are you gonna do me one more favor?
255
00:28:19,527 --> 00:28:21,518
(unintelligible)
256
00:28:29,087 --> 00:28:32,079
Turn right! Right! Right!
257
00:28:53,487 --> 00:28:55,478
Yes!
258
00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:57,718
Cool.
259
00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:00,836
A stuntshow!
260
00:29:00,887 --> 00:29:05,165
Maybe they can do with a couple tough
helldriver-guys.
261
00:29:08,087 --> 00:29:11,636
Dude, Rico!
What do you want from them?
262
00:29:11,687 --> 00:29:15,157
Wow! A two-wheel-ramp!
263
00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:26,161
Good evening, guys!
264
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,080
Elvis Presley?
265
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:36,158
Respect!
266
00:29:36,487 --> 00:29:40,480
Well, really, your style really has...
267
00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:45,606
Well, I gotta say:
Looks great!
268
00:29:49,607 --> 00:29:53,282
Well, I wanted to ask about the...
about the ramp over there?
269
00:29:53,407 --> 00:29:57,559
Well, if we could...
go up there real quick?
270
00:30:03,047 --> 00:30:06,676
Say, were you sad when Elvis died?
271
00:30:12,327 --> 00:30:16,286
Weren't we all?
272
00:30:17,287 --> 00:30:21,280
Well, me for sure?
That was really a bad loss.
273
00:30:21,327 --> 00:30:25,286
Well, Elvis Presley
could really sing well.
274
00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:29,485
What do you want?
275
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:33,281
We are Elvis Presley fans!
276
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:40,076
When did the King die?
277
00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:44,086
16th of August 1977
278
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at the age of 42 from heart failure
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00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:52,280
in Graceland,
his mansion in Memphis, Tennessee.
280
00:31:00,447 --> 00:31:03,996
Hey, Rico! Hey, come here!
281
00:31:04,687 --> 00:31:08,362
Hey, would you please
get out of the car? Hey!
282
00:31:08,407 --> 00:31:12,400
Could you please turn off the engine?
Rico! Hey! Hello!
283
00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:17,164
Hey, Man! Man!
284
00:31:44,207 --> 00:31:46,767
Yes, this baby has quite some power!
285
00:31:46,807 --> 00:31:48,798
Yes!
286
00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:54,838
Crap!
287
00:32:04,247 --> 00:32:06,238
Respect!
287
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,238
[Elbe Tunnel - Tollway]
288
00:32:59,087 --> 00:33:02,159
Hey, stop! Open up! Hey!
289
00:35:16,887 --> 00:35:20,880
Did you see that, huh? I said,
did you see that, yes?
290
00:35:20,927 --> 00:35:24,920
She is really addicted to me!
Totally addicted to my body!
291
00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:28,198
I'm also addicted to your body.
Thanks.
292
00:35:28,247 --> 00:35:31,717
Hey, guys?
Interested in a couple videos?
293
00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:33,901
Hey. What's that?
293
00:35:33,902 --> 00:35:36,601
Erotic stuff and history.
294
00:35:36,647 --> 00:35:40,526
How much is that supposed to be?
Depends. Erotic stuff is 3 for 20.
295
00:35:40,567 --> 00:35:44,526
and I'll give you "Hitler Private, the
Wolfsschanze - How the Fьhrer really lived".
296
00:35:45,047 --> 00:35:48,676
So, 3 erotic, 1 Hitler,
together: 20 marks.
297
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:54,520
This one is really cool!
For this one I gotta take 15.
298
00:35:56,047 --> 00:36:00,006
Is that erotic?
Nah, history.
299
00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:06,276
A bottle of Vodka, please.
300
00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:11,282
70.
300
00:36:12,247 --> 00:36:13,282
80.
301
00:36:14,327 --> 00:36:17,285
Such a thing, yeah?
302
00:36:17,327 --> 00:36:21,286
And he slides this needle in
really slowly
303
00:36:21,327 --> 00:36:25,286
and it doesn't hurt just after a
couple moments, which is what
304
00:36:25,327 --> 00:36:29,479
one would expect, but: No!
It hurts so bad from the start,
305
00:36:29,527 --> 00:36:33,884
like nothing ever hurt in my
whole entire life!
306
00:36:36,087 --> 00:36:40,046
And I got this probe in my
dick and I notice
307
00:36:40,087 --> 00:36:44,080
how he slides it in deeper and
deeper and I cry like mad
308
00:36:45,527 --> 00:36:49,600
and suddenly I notice,
that it gets to a point,
309
00:36:49,647 --> 00:36:53,276
where it hurts infinitively
worse than everything
310
00:36:53,327 --> 00:36:57,479
that had ever been before together!
And the doc tells me someting about:
311
00:36:57,527 --> 00:37:00,803
That the needle is now at a
point,
312
00:37:00,847 --> 00:37:04,806
where it has to slide into the
right channel. And that hurt so bad!
313
00:37:05,687 --> 00:37:08,281
And I scream!
314
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:12,286
The nurse stares at me panically,
while I am screaming like mad...
315
00:37:12,327 --> 00:37:16,798
and the doc sweats and pushes,,,
316
00:37:16,847 --> 00:37:20,806
and suddenly I was in someting
like a giant container,
317
00:37:21,007 --> 00:37:24,602
with slick walls and I tried
to get out...
318
00:37:24,647 --> 00:37:28,322
and I slipped and slipped.
319
00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:32,326
When I opened my eyes again,
320
00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:37,282
the doc was drumming on my chest
with two fists like a madman.
321
00:37:37,327 --> 00:37:41,286
I had a syringe in my arm with...
322
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:44,246
adrenaline or something.
323
00:38:05,087 --> 00:38:07,078
Hey!
324
00:38:08,207 --> 00:38:10,198
Hey!
325
00:38:10,687 --> 00:38:12,484
Hey!
326
00:38:12,527 --> 00:38:14,518
Fuck!
327
00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:16,998
Hey!
328
00:38:17,687 --> 00:38:20,804
Dude, what is this shit?
Come out of there!
329
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:23,800
Dude, what's up with you?
330
00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:28,080
What's up with him, dude?
Stay out! What the fuck is going on?
331
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,522
Pisser!
Careful! Watch your friend.
332
00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:36,526
Piss off, you asshole!
Don't touch my woman!
333
00:38:36,567 --> 00:38:40,276
It's ok! Hey, it's ok!
334
00:38:46,927 --> 00:38:49,077
Hey, there!
335
00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:52,081
Yes.
336
00:38:57,127 --> 00:39:01,245
You know, Rico: If you want
to fuck, you gotta be nice.
337
00:39:01,287 --> 00:39:03,323
What, nice?
338
00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:07,360
Could you please help me across
the road?
You really like grandmas, huh?
339
00:39:07,407 --> 00:39:11,366
But only his own. Say...
340
00:39:11,407 --> 00:39:15,036
Floyd, what would you do?
341
00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:19,046
What would you do or say
or do...
342
00:39:19,087 --> 00:39:22,284
to get together with a woman?
I don't know.
343
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:25,286
Come on, Floyd!
344
00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:30,115
I really don't know. Well, what
I did once at a date...
345
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:33,876
I just listened. Yeah.
And then we were
346
00:39:33,927 --> 00:39:38,045
close to a staircase and
I just hurled myself down.
347
00:39:38,087 --> 00:39:42,160
Yeah, sure!
Yeah. Then she got worried
and came after me.
348
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:46,160
And then she bent over me and
I just kissed her.
349
00:39:46,247 --> 00:39:50,160
And that worked?
Yeah. The crucial element is the look!
350
00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:55,966
Say, excuse me...
351
00:39:56,007 --> 00:39:59,966
You are standing here all alone...
I am just asking, supposedly...
352
00:40:00,007 --> 00:40:02,282
In case you would like a drink...
353
00:40:02,327 --> 00:40:06,286
but I mean, since you're
thinking that anyway, right?
354
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:11,281
May I get you something to drink...
Do you want to?
355
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:15,286
I'm getting the feeling,
you are talking a little bit too much.
356
00:40:15,327 --> 00:40:19,286
Well, I once saw a movie with
Robert Redford. He just leaned
357
00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:23,485
on a door said to this woman:
358
00:40:23,527 --> 00:40:27,281
"I am so lonely in this
big city."
359
00:40:28,847 --> 00:40:32,283
I am in the city.
Yeah. Exactly like that!
360
00:40:42,047 --> 00:40:44,277
Good morning.
Morning.
361
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,285
Three times everything.
362
00:40:54,487 --> 00:40:57,285
Hey!
363
00:40:57,847 --> 00:41:01,283
Hey Rico. Fries are like women.
364
00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:03,045
Sometimes hot,
365
00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:05,123
sometimes greasy,
366
00:41:05,167 --> 00:41:07,283
sometimes cold, sometimes
rubbery,
367
00:41:07,327 --> 00:41:09,522
crunchy. Doesn't matter!
368
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:13,276
Somehow always rad.
I think, everybody likes fries.
369
00:41:13,887 --> 00:41:15,878
Everybody!
370
00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:55,159
I once heard that Elvis,
371
00:42:55,207 --> 00:42:57,198
the King,
372
00:42:57,367 --> 00:43:01,360
croaked with a cheeseburger in his
hand on the toilet.
373
00:43:03,927 --> 00:43:05,918
Well.
374
00:43:06,327 --> 00:43:10,286
Maybe it was just one
cheeseburger too much.
375
00:43:31,287 --> 00:43:35,883
Why does the last night have to
be the shittiest of all?
376
00:43:53,487 --> 00:43:57,275
For heaven's sake!
What happened to the car?
377
00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:04,280
Hey, Telsa!
Where are you coming from?
378
00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:09,680
Hey, Floyd,
what's with your eye?
379
00:44:15,567 --> 00:44:19,526
What's with the hat?
380
00:44:19,567 --> 00:44:23,685
It's a full moon -
of course I'm wearing a hat!
381
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:33,276
Of course, Telsa.
What's up with you?
382
00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:36,758
Nothin'.
383
00:44:37,287 --> 00:44:40,677
Nothin' really. Nothin' at all.
384
00:44:43,607 --> 00:44:47,680
Well, doesn't matter anyway.
You wanna go dance?
385
00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:51,358
Hey!
386
00:45:52,887 --> 00:45:56,880
Hey, Rico! Time for a revenge!
387
00:46:01,007 --> 00:46:05,080
Snake's down in the basement!
How about it?
388
00:46:34,447 --> 00:46:36,278
Fuck.
389
00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:38,318
Fuck.
390
00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:44,485
Do you have any dough at all?
Monetas.
391
00:46:44,887 --> 00:46:47,082
Fuck. That's good.
392
00:46:48,287 --> 00:46:52,075
The game has 11 balls.
If someone leads with 6 goals
393
00:46:52,247 --> 00:46:56,081
the game is automatically over.
If we score a goal,
394
00:46:56,167 --> 00:47:00,877
you get the ball.
So that you get it at least once!
395
00:47:02,647 --> 00:47:06,083
By the way, Snake always plays red!
396
00:47:11,767 --> 00:47:13,758
Hey, Snake!
397
00:47:13,807 --> 00:47:17,800
Here are some more.
Wanna play against you badly.
398
00:47:38,327 --> 00:47:42,286
What kinda shake is this?
Chocolate was out, I'm afraid.
399
00:47:48,007 --> 00:47:50,680
Your name is Shake?
400
00:47:51,727 --> 00:47:54,685
His name is Snake!
401
00:47:56,487 --> 00:48:00,275
Ah. But he drinks shake?
402
00:48:02,927 --> 00:48:07,239
What do you three idiots want?
403
00:48:09,247 --> 00:48:12,239
Ok! let's go, girls!
404
00:48:12,527 --> 00:48:16,600
Hey, give the money back, fucker!
405
00:48:16,647 --> 00:48:20,686
420.
406
00:48:38,367 --> 00:48:41,165
Ready, girls?
407
00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:51,118
Yeah!
408
00:49:07,607 --> 00:49:09,598
Yeah!
409
00:49:47,407 --> 00:49:49,398
Yeah.
410
00:50:29,767 --> 00:50:31,758
Yeah!
411
00:50:46,087 --> 00:50:48,078
Hold on.
412
00:50:58,647 --> 00:51:02,686
This is the key to a '74
Granada GLX Coupe by Ford.
413
00:51:03,047 --> 00:51:07,165
The car has been equipped by me
with an australian V8-5-1 engine.
414
00:51:07,247 --> 00:51:11,160
Therefore it is the fastest
accelerating machine that is
415
00:51:11,247 --> 00:51:14,683
around Hamburg in a car.
It has a vinyl roof.
416
00:51:16,447 --> 00:51:21,282
You bet the 840, be bet the car.
"We" means: we three play together.
417
00:51:22,367 --> 00:51:26,679
And this time according to our rules.
By this I mean:
418
00:51:26,727 --> 00:51:31,084
Possible player changes during the
whole game and keeper-goals count double.
419
00:52:40,447 --> 00:52:43,086
Keeper-goals count double!
420
00:57:20,767 --> 00:57:25,079
Dude, Rico! Let's get going!
We gotta get out of here!
421
00:57:25,927 --> 00:57:29,237
Where is Telsa, anyway?
422
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:32,245
What?
Telsa!
423
00:58:16,287 --> 00:58:20,326
Why did you drive off anyway?
We should have played again!
424
00:58:20,367 --> 00:58:25,202
We would have defeated 'em again!
And again! And again!
425
00:58:25,247 --> 00:58:28,284
Did you see them, huh?
Did you see my trick?
426
00:58:28,647 --> 00:58:31,684
Snake? And Dulle?
427
00:58:34,567 --> 00:58:36,558
Should we go back? Babies?
Should we go back?
428
00:58:45,687 --> 00:58:49,202
Walter?
Would you let me drive the Granada?
429
00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:13,205
That was big!
430
00:59:13,247 --> 00:59:16,205
That was totally big!
431
00:59:22,607 --> 00:59:27,203
Say, Butty, where from did you
know all that stuff about Elvis?
432
00:59:27,247 --> 00:59:29,477
Common knowledge.
433
01:00:56,007 --> 01:00:58,202
Excuse me.
434
01:01:01,967 --> 01:01:05,960
The girl had life threatening alcohol
levels and was due to vomit in the lungs
435
01:01:06,007 --> 01:01:09,966
up to 2 minutes without any
oxygen.
436
01:01:10,007 --> 01:01:13,966
I don't know if you know what
that could have meant.
437
01:01:14,007 --> 01:01:17,966
Go home and come back tomorrow.
438
01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:20,965
Let lost.
439
01:01:59,527 --> 01:02:03,486
What do you want?
440
01:02:03,527 --> 01:02:07,076
What do you want from me, asshole!
What do you want?
441
01:02:12,727 --> 01:02:14,718
Fuck!
442
01:03:46,007 --> 01:03:48,077
I want some ice-cream.
443
01:05:38,967 --> 01:05:42,960
The first thing that I can
remember is...
444
01:05:43,007 --> 01:05:46,886
...when I got a sparkler from
my mother on New Year's Eve.
445
01:05:46,927 --> 01:05:50,715
The sky was full of
rockets and fireworks
446
01:05:50,767 --> 01:05:55,079
that exploded and sparked.
That was loud.
447
01:05:56,767 --> 01:06:00,726
But I wasn't afraid.
I just held my sparkler up
to the dark sky...
448
01:06:00,767 --> 01:06:04,726
... and shook it like crazy.
I shook it so hard,
449
01:06:04,767 --> 01:06:08,726
so incredibly hard, as hard as I
could. And even harder.
450
01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:12,999
Until I couldn't any more and on and
on. Senseless and harder and harder.
451
01:06:14,087 --> 01:06:18,160
And I was small.
And so was the sparkler.
452
01:06:19,007 --> 01:06:22,682
But I was part of the biggest
and most incredible thing...
453
01:06:22,727 --> 01:06:26,686
I've ever seen.
The greatest and biggest ever,
454
01:06:26,727 --> 01:06:31,084
and I was there. Without me knowing
it, without me knowing anything.
455
01:06:35,527 --> 01:06:39,679
I think, I've never done anything
like that in my life again.
456
01:06:41,007 --> 01:06:44,238
So hard and uncompromisingly
and totally.
457
01:06:47,927 --> 01:06:51,886
I think, I never experienced
anything in my life again,
458
01:06:52,287 --> 01:06:56,280
that was so big and so gigantic.
459
01:07:09,727 --> 01:07:13,276
What time is it, by the way?
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