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I've got you now.
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That's it,
my little misunderstood friend.
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Nibble the powdery cinnamon bliss.
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No! Your path ends in death!
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(woman screams)
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(baby cries)
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(baby giggles)
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(people gasp)
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Nooooooo!
10
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You have been saved.
No charge.
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Aaargh!
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This is certainly an ironic situation,
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with an apex predator there
and me over here,
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holding this little guy
at the bottom of the food chain and all.
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Hey, Mom!
Look what I found.
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Ace Irwin Ventura, get out of that habitat
and away from that man-eating alligator this instant!
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OK.
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Stay!
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Aaaaargh!
20
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- How many times have I told y ou?
- A million.
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- Visiting me...
...is a privilege.
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- And this is the last time I get to come here if I'm...
...going to behave this way.
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- I'm serious, Ace.
- You're alway s serious, Mom.
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- And do y ou knowwhy?
- Because y ou're not gonnalose me like y ou lost Dad.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
I don't knowwhy I had to save him, I just did.
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It's a mouse, Ace.
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That's why we have traps here.
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You are not - I repeat, not - responsible
for every stray animal
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in every corner of this planet.
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- I'm not?
- No!
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Now give me the mouse.
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And the hedgehog.
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And the guinea pig.
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And the ferret.
35
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And the toad.
36
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Oh! There we go.
37
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What?
38
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- Baby gator.
- What baby gator?
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Fine. Here.
40
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Nowy ou're late for school.
Let's go.
41
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- Hey, what's that?
- Ace!
42
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- What's going on over here?
- Honey. Honey, come back here.
43
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- Ace. OK, look...
- Pong Ping?
44
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The Chinese governmentloaned us Pong Ping
and Ting Tang, the world's mostfamous pandas.
45
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There's gonna be an unveiling
nextweek. Now...
46
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I know. I promise.
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No try ing to find missing pets
or helping animals or any thing.
48
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- Even if they're about to get run over.
- OK, that's notwhat I mean.
49
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And I will try to be normal.
50
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Thank y ou, A.J.
Nowwill y ou please go to school?
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OK.
52
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(bell rings)
53
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(Ace Jr.) Normal.
54
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Normal.
55
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Must be normal.
56
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(boy) Tara,
is it true what happened to y our pet?
57
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Yeah. I woke up this morning
and my pet rabbit Mimzy was totally gone.
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Rabbit. Mimzy. Lost!
59
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- Of course we're depressed.
- Our skunk's been missing twwo weeks.
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We're emotional wrecks about it.
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I will be normal.
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- My friend can'tfind her chinchilla.
- (boy) This is really weird.
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It's an animal-nabbing epidemic!
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- (boy) Laura, what abouty ou?
- You think that's bad?
65
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The other day, Greeny, my incredibly rare
emerald-green koi fish, vanished out of the aquarium.
66
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Aargh!
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(PA) Yourattention, please.
I have some sad news.
68
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Mr. Chompers,
ourbeloved swim-team mascot, has gone missing.
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(all) Awww.
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Any studentwith information
is requested to reportto the pool immediately.
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Well, he's gone.
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Do y ou know
where our mascot is or not?
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- Well, I wouldn't say I knowwhere he is.
- Buty ou knowwho took him?
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- Not exactly.
- Buty ou have some kind oflead?
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- Define "lead."
- Forget this loser.
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No. Wait!
I can find him.
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- What makes y ou think that?
- I just... know I can.
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Ooh, what are y ou?
Some kind of pet...
79
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finder guy?
80
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(girls laugh)
81
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Just give me four day s.
What have y ou got to lose?
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You got 72 hours.
83
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OK. 72 hours.
84
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That's like... twwo weeks.
85
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That's great!
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(dog barks)
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I knowwhat Mom said, but this is important.
She won'tfind out.
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(whimpers)
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Cowboy up, dog,
because we're notjust gonna go find Mr. Chompers.
90
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I hear a whole lot oflost pets
calling my name.
91
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(rings bell)
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That'll do it.
93
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- This is the busiest intersection in town, Ox.
- (brakes screech and carcrashes)
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Thousands of people will see this.
95
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Recognize y our Mimzy?
96
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- No.
- Number three, hop to the right.
97
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Uh-oh.
Number one justwent number twwo.
98
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Numberfour,
stop doing that to number three!
99
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Would y ou guy s stop multiply ing?
100
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Well, how about now?
101
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Lost hamster.
Milk for Milton.
102
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Help find Milton.
Runaway rodent.
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Do a brother a solid.
Milk for Milton.
104
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Please, help find Milton.
105
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- I found Milton!
- No. Uh-uh.
106
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I didn'tfind Milton.
107
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Offensive action!
Three, twwo, one.
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(both fart)
109
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(skunk splutters)
110
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Now, that's offensive.
111
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- Stop toy ing with our emotions.
- That's not Breezy, moron!
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- (girl) Skunk!
- (girls scream)
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Waaaaah!
114
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It's called "papering the town,"
Oxnard.
115
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Avery effective method
for disseminating information.
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(Ox barks)
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That's not true. I treat every one of my missing pets
exactly the same, no matterwho they belong to.
118
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Well, here we are, Ox.
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Casa de Laura Wilson's house.
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- The scene of the crime.
- (barks)
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Sorry, old friend.
Now's not the time to tell Laura how I feel.
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- (Ox barks)
- I am not scared to talk to her.
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(Ox growls)
124
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Oh, y ou think so, huh?
Yeah, well, watch and learn, Puppy Chow.
125
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:04,510
We'll find her pet,
and then I'll find time to express how I really feel.
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00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:08,247
- Hi, Ace.
- (shoutss) Oh, my God, y ou're pretty!
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00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:12,053
- What?
- (Ox whimpers)
128
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,319
Um...
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Your koi fish.
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She's itty-bitty.
131
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Yeah, she sure is.
132
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Much like a grunion.
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Stand aside, ma'am.
Clues don'tfind themselves, y ou know.
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Oxnard, while I'm y oung?
135
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,838
Crime scene is secure.
No sign of forced entries.
136
00:10:33,913 --> 00:10:38,577
Initial suspects include the scuba man
and the treasure chest.
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Rememberwhen I brought her into school
as part of my report on unusual animals?
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The next morning when I woke up,
Greeny was gone.
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Really?
140
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Case number 349A49320451.
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00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,733
Neptune-Alpha-Charlie-Horse.
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Missing green koi fish.
Answers to Greeny.
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Question.
Have y ou tried calling her?
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00:11:09,949 --> 00:11:12,611
- Calling her? She's a fish.
- Uh-uh-uh.
145
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:17,555
- May I?
- Sure.
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00:11:25,064 --> 00:11:26,929
(gargles) Greeny!
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Greeny! Greeny!
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00:11:32,238 --> 00:11:34,638
Greeny!
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Yoo-hoo!
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00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,607
- Well, she's gone.
- Yeah.
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Owner is one Laura Wilson.
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Smart, funny, greatlistener.
(sniffs)
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Excellent personal hy giene,
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a smile that'll make y ou feel
like pudding inside
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00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:56,520
and skin like peaches and cream.
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Exceptfor may be this one spot
on her perfectly formed chin.
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- Possibly a pimple?
- A pimple? Where?!
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00:12:04,871 --> 00:12:07,499
- Oh, I'm such an idiot.
- (barks)
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00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:10,041
No one asked y ou. Um...
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Oxnard and I must be going now.
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Anyw way, y our collection of aquatic friends
will have their emerald companion back in...
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- (clock ticks)
- (bell chimes)
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...three day s.
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- Really?
- I promise.
165
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:27,024
You broke y our promise.
What did I tell y ou?
166
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That I'm not responsible for the well-being
of every stray animal in every corner of the planet.
167
00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:36,934
- But, Mom, I had to.
- Do y ou think I like scooping poop all day? I don't.
168
00:12:37,937 --> 00:12:41,634
I got this job so y ou could see animals
as much as y ou want, when y ou want,
169
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safely and with complete supervision.
170
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Yeah, but it's not the same, OK?
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I want to find lost animals.
I love it.
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OK, I tried every other extracurricular activity
y ou wanted me to
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and I mastered them all.
174
00:13:01,861 --> 00:13:03,055
What?
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00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:04,926
(sings loudly) Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Next.
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(blows whistle)
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Bananas.
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P-r-e-t-t-y. Pretty.
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- (man) That is correct.
- (applause)
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Yourword is
"antidisestablishmentarianism."
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P-r-e-t-t-y.
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- Pretty.
- (buzzer)
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(sniffs)
185
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,768
- This was a dumb idea!
- (loud splash)
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Aaaaaargh! Argh!
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OK, may be I didn't
master all of them,
188
00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:04,786
but may be athletics
aren't my calling.
189
00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,920
W-wait, was Dad an athlete?
190
00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:10,155
A good speller?
An entertainer?
191
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:14,029
This is not abouty our dad.
We'll talk about him another time.
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00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:18,196
- Mom, y ou alway s say that.
- I'm not ready for that talk y et.
193
00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:20,671
- We can have itwhen y ou're older.
- (Ox burps)
194
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:25,143
I am older, Mom. I'm 12 y ears old
and I'm starting to have all these weird feelings
195
00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:27,236
and I don't have a dad for...
196
00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:29,372
"that talk."
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00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:34,410
Honey, every body y our age
has those feelings.
198
00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:36,546
No, Mom. (slurps noisily)
199
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:42,392
Not these feelings.
200
00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:50,798
That's it! You are not eating out of a dog bowl,
y ou are not sticking y our head out of a carwindow
201
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:55,364
and y ou'll use the toiletfor something other than drinking.
You'll be like other kids!
202
00:14:55,441 --> 00:14:58,308
- But, Mom, this is who I am.
- No, it's not.
203
00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:00,641
It's who y ou're acting like.
204
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,233
(panda squeals)
205
00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:28,866
(panda roars)
206
00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:31,171
(pandas whine)
207
00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:41,743
Huh?!
208
00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,066
(fartss)
209
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,560
- Morning.
- Good morning, Mom.
210
00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:58,722
- Hey, what's with that hat on?
- What hat?
211
00:16:58,798 --> 00:17:02,461
- Ace.
- It's what all the kids are doing.
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00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:06,904
You said y ou wanted me to be like them,
so here y ou go.
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00:17:07,907 --> 00:17:10,705
Not at the table.
214
00:17:22,254 --> 00:17:25,587
Mom.
Mom, the cereal!
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00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:27,922
- Oh, my God.
- What?
216
00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:30,291
- It's happening.
- What is it?
217
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:32,627
(man) Puty our hands up!
218
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:38,563
Stay still!
219
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,534
Don't move!
220
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,204
- Melissa Ventura?
- Yeah.
221
00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:50,044
Oh, wow.
One more punch and y ou get a free y ogurt.
222
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,644
What? "The Cinnamon Hippo"?
Is thatlike Chuck E Cheese?
223
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,053
Never mind that.
Russell Hollander, NBFW.
224
00:17:58,124 --> 00:18:03,187
- National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife.
- Smart kid. I'm in charge here.
225
00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:08,723
Do y ou have any idea how often they let a member
of Fish and Wildlife lead a SWAT team?
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00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:13,465
Yeah. Never.
You guy s don't even get badges. You wear patches.
227
00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:17,236
Give me that.
I'll have y ou arrested for assaulting a federal officer.
228
00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:21,075
OK, fine. Jeez.
But, technically, police dogs outrank y ou.
229
00:18:21,147 --> 00:18:24,548
- (man) Ranger Hollander? They're towing y our car, sir.
- Again?
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00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:27,814
(Melissa) Wait.
Can'ty ou just tell us whaty ou're looking for?
231
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:34,224
Your case is the biggest in history. They're calling guy s
back from Alaska for this. Play ing dumb isn't gonna work.
232
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:39,230
You left alot of evidence at the scene, Mrs. Ventura.
We found y our shoeprints all over the place.
233
00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:43,257
- In English, Ranger Smith.
- Ting Tang has been stolen.
234
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,901
My mom works for the zoo.
Of course her prints are there.
235
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:50,271
And y our bank accounts show
y ou live pay check-to-pay check.
236
00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:53,277
I suspect a panda cub
brings big bucks on the black market.
237
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We've found something, sir!
238
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,909
What is this?
239
00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:09,623
- Your ransom note?
- Somebody sent that. I don't even knowwhat it means.
240
00:19:09,695 --> 00:19:13,426
- And this.
- A tranquilizer gun.
241
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:17,401
- Sir, y ourfinger... prints.
- Recently fired.
242
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:21,031
They give us all tranquilizer guns.
I used it to sedate a chimpanzee.
243
00:19:21,106 --> 00:19:25,042
Thatwas actually very funny.
He grabbed this tourist's leg and started...
244
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,941
That's enough, Ace.
245
00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,537
Melissa Ventura,
246
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,776
y ou're under arrest.
247
00:19:31,851 --> 00:19:33,978
- What? (snarls and growls)
- Whoa, whoa!
248
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:36,283
Down, boy! Down, boy!
Down, boy! Down! Down!
249
00:19:36,355 --> 00:19:37,549
(snarls)
250
00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:42,617
It's all been a mistake. This has all been a mistake.
There y ou go. There we go. We'll sort it all out.
251
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:46,654
That's so good.
It's like chocolate. Mm. They're so addictive.
252
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,127
(gasps)
253
00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:56,541
- (Hollander) Come on.
- Not until I make a call for someone to stay with my son.
254
00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:00,643
- Give her the cellphone.
- Mom, I'll find Ting Tang.
255
00:20:00,713 --> 00:20:04,945
No. You promised.
I don'twanty ou to do any thing, Ace.
256
00:20:05,784 --> 00:20:07,911
One call.
257
00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:13,187
- OK, while y ou walk. Come on.
- I'm gonna call his grandfather.
258
00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:16,990
But, Mom, Grandpa's gonna be
on a cruise for anotherfourweeks.
259
00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:20,293
- I'm calling y our other grandpa.
- What other grandpa?
260
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,231
Grandpa...
261
00:20:24,303 --> 00:20:27,067
- Ventura.
- Huh?
262
00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:30,641
Rex? It's Melissa.
263
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:36,408
(coughing and wheezing)
264
00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:42,180
(coughing continues)
265
00:20:51,363 --> 00:20:54,799
Come on, Spark.
Come on, Spark.
266
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:57,233
Sorry about that.
267
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:03,640
Hello, Ace.
268
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,336
Grandpa?
269
00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:08,574
First thing, y our mom is fine.
270
00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:12,777
She's gonna have a bail hearing on Friday.
You can see her then.
271
00:21:13,886 --> 00:21:15,353
(wheezes)
272
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:17,753
(coughs)
273
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:22,861
Darn hairballs.
What can y ou do?
274
00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:24,953
My cat's on his eighth life.
275
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:27,999
There are some spots
he's simply too old to lick himself.
276
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,557
(retches)
277
00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:31,034
(coughs)
278
00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:37,633
- Too much information.
- Well, Ace, I haven't seen y ou since y ou were a baby.
279
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,372
What are y ou now? 84?
280
00:21:40,446 --> 00:21:43,381
- Grandpa, I'm 12.
- Right. Dog y ears.
281
00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:45,781
84 y ears old.
282
00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:49,311
I'll bety ou're helping animals by now,
aren'ty ou?
283
00:21:49,388 --> 00:21:51,788
Come on,
show me y our office.
284
00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:57,127
Come on, Sparky.
Come on, Sparky. Here we go.
285
00:21:57,196 --> 00:21:58,891
Attaboy.
286
00:21:58,964 --> 00:22:02,491
So, these are the animals
y ou're try ing to find, huh?
287
00:22:02,568 --> 00:22:06,197
Well, I was,
but then Mom said itwas too dangerous.
288
00:22:06,271 --> 00:22:09,001
Re-he-eally?
289
00:22:15,948 --> 00:22:18,746
(Laura) Hi, Ace.
290
00:22:19,785 --> 00:22:23,482
- You obsess much?
- What? About Laura? No, not really.
291
00:22:23,555 --> 00:22:26,615
Sometimes.
May be. Yeah, I do.
292
00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:31,061
- Hey, Grandpa, can I ask y ou a question?
- Sure thing.
293
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:33,928
Whatwas my dad like?
294
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:37,333
Well, what did y our mom
tell y ou about him?
295
00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:41,772
Nothing. She say s that he disappeared
on a business trip when I was a baby
296
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,035
and that I'm too y oung
to know the rest.
297
00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:48,375
Yeah, well, y our mom's got good reasons
why she doesn'twant to talk about him.
298
00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,438
But can I ask y ou this?
299
00:22:50,516 --> 00:22:54,953
Have y ou everwondered
why y ou keep looking forlost animals?
300
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:58,319
- Because...
- Because why?
301
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,985
- I don't know.
- Because y ou're a Ventura!
302
00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:05,989
AVentura.
303
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:12,796
Now, although it took along time
for our ancestors to develop a kinship
304
00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:14,998
with the animal world,
305
00:23:15,074 --> 00:23:17,508
eventually,
we won them over.
306
00:23:17,576 --> 00:23:20,136
Even the carnivores.
307
00:23:20,612 --> 00:23:23,547
Down through history,
the Venturaline continued,
308
00:23:23,615 --> 00:23:26,914
including Charles Ventura Darwin.
309
00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:29,510
You knowwho he was, don'ty ou?
310
00:23:29,588 --> 00:23:31,647
He was the evolution guy, right?
311
00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:38,027
Survival of the least
loo-hoo-hoo-oser-est.
312
00:23:38,797 --> 00:23:42,790
Did y ou know
a Ventura would never harm an animal?
313
00:23:42,868 --> 00:23:48,602
One of y our ancestors, the greatAntarctic explorer
Sir ErnestVentura Shackleton.
314
00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:53,304
Although he and his crewwere starving to death,
they would not eat a penguin.
315
00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:56,472
Jacques Ventura Cousteau,
316
00:23:56,548 --> 00:23:58,982
who invented the scuba suit
317
00:23:59,051 --> 00:24:03,249
so thatfinally
man could commune with his watery brethren.
318
00:24:03,322 --> 00:24:05,882
Itfitlike a glove.
319
00:24:06,425 --> 00:24:11,624
So, y ou see, Ace Jr.,
the Venturaline has along and storied career
320
00:24:11,697 --> 00:24:13,688
of animal advocacy,
321
00:24:13,766 --> 00:24:17,930
communion
and search and rescue.
322
00:24:18,003 --> 00:24:21,666
Well, was my dad
like the other Venturas?
323
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:26,239
I've probably said too much already,
324
00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:30,338
buty our mom was in trouble
and I thoughty ou needed to know.
325
00:24:30,415 --> 00:24:35,045
So, whaty ou're say ing is
that I should go out and try to find Ting Tang?
326
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:38,556
I'm not say ing any thing.
327
00:24:39,424 --> 00:24:41,688
I'm just say ing.
328
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,354
Say ing what?
329
00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:49,596
Your Y chromosome
has the Ventura mutation.
330
00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:53,160
You're one of us.
331
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,305
- Come on, Sparky.
- Um... Grandpa, I'm...
332
00:24:58,377 --> 00:25:01,107
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
333
00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:05,816
He's not dead.
He's sleeping.
334
00:25:05,884 --> 00:25:09,081
Come on.
Did y ou hearwhat he said? My goodness.
335
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,588
My goodness!
336
00:25:16,995 --> 00:25:19,054
(grunting)
337
00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:34,275
Hey, if I say over the wall, it's over the wall.
Don't be a maverick. Let's go.
338
00:25:34,346 --> 00:25:35,438
Aaaargh!
339
00:25:38,016 --> 00:25:41,975
Jeez! I didn't know
the lunch lady had a nightjob.
340
00:25:43,922 --> 00:25:47,449
(Hollander) "Russell Hollander,
NBFW CSl: Orlando."
341
00:25:48,527 --> 00:25:53,555
I like the way that sounds.
I left no stone unturned, no clue undiscovered.
342
00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:56,294
Case closed,
Melissa Ventura.
343
00:25:56,935 --> 00:26:01,668
- You are guilty.
- That guy is one big-time sick monkey, my friend.
344
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:03,469
(growls)
345
00:26:19,024 --> 00:26:24,587
Case number 349A49320452.
Alpha-Beta-Delta-Airlines.
346
00:26:24,663 --> 00:26:27,496
Missing panda cub.
Answers to Ting Tang.
347
00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:31,195
Or, if y ou speak Panda, "Grrrrr."
348
00:26:31,737 --> 00:26:34,467
On loan from national government.
349
00:26:34,539 --> 00:26:36,564
Country: China.
350
00:26:36,642 --> 00:26:40,100
Crime scene
shows no sign of disturbance.
351
00:26:40,178 --> 00:26:43,011
As expected,
my mom's shoeprints are everyw where.
352
00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:45,413
And the only other prints are panda...
353
00:26:46,285 --> 00:26:48,344
Or are they?
354
00:26:50,889 --> 00:26:53,289
Holy roly-poly!
355
00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:58,360
- I knew it.
- (Pong Ping growls)
356
00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:01,761
Uh-oh.
357
00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:07,705
Hey, look, Pong Ping,
I'm a family friend.
358
00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:11,368
I knewy our uncle when he was here.
Chan Chin, or...
359
00:27:13,745 --> 00:27:16,839
Uh, Bing Bang, or...
360
00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:20,442
Hong Kong?
Wang Chung?
361
00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:22,885
(growls sorrowfully)
362
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:27,390
You miss y our cub?
363
00:27:29,261 --> 00:27:31,252
Yeah, I miss my mom, too.
364
00:27:33,699 --> 00:27:38,102
But I found some really important clues
while I was here.
365
00:27:39,438 --> 00:27:41,099
(Pong Ping whines)
366
00:27:42,307 --> 00:27:44,901
I'm not the world's greatest, uh...
367
00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:48,206
pet sleuth?
368
00:27:49,214 --> 00:27:53,014
Finder? Investigator?
I don't know.
369
00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:55,110
But...
370
00:27:55,187 --> 00:27:56,916
but I'll try.
371
00:27:56,989 --> 00:27:59,184
I promise.
372
00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:19,242
Hey, kid!
Are y ou Arnold Plushinski?
373
00:28:19,311 --> 00:28:21,643
Yeah, but call me A-Plus.
Aargh!
374
00:28:21,713 --> 00:28:24,841
(boy) You're dead, Plushinski!
I mean it!
375
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:26,713
Move!
376
00:28:26,785 --> 00:28:28,844
Uh-oh.
That can't be good.
377
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,785
(girls scream)
378
00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:37,528
(computerized voice) Proximityy alert.
Proximityy alert. Prox...
379
00:28:37,596 --> 00:28:41,464
Just give up the gummies, Plushinski,
and the horrorwill end!
380
00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:43,501
Never!
381
00:28:45,370 --> 00:28:46,462
Excuse me.
382
00:28:47,706 --> 00:28:49,173
Move!
383
00:28:55,547 --> 00:28:58,209
Argh! Aaargh!
384
00:29:01,486 --> 00:29:04,944
Move it!
Get out of the way!
385
00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:09,756
Where is he?
You can't hide the gummies forever, Plushinski!
386
00:29:13,598 --> 00:29:15,395
Where'd he go?
387
00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,561
(bell rings)
388
00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:30,273
Hello?
389
00:29:30,348 --> 00:29:33,112
A-Plus?
390
00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:35,653
(A-Plus) Why are y ou talking to me?
391
00:29:37,222 --> 00:29:41,921
- Who just said that?
- (A-Plus) No one ever talks to me, except bullies.
392
00:29:41,993 --> 00:29:44,154
You're not gonna beat me up, are y ou?
393
00:29:44,229 --> 00:29:47,357
No. I need y our help.
394
00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:50,728
(A-Plus) Oh. In here.
395
00:30:06,251 --> 00:30:08,583
What the...
396
00:30:08,653 --> 00:30:10,052
(loudly) Awesome!
397
00:30:14,025 --> 00:30:16,323
(whispers) Awesome.
398
00:30:32,777 --> 00:30:36,076
Holy cellar-dweller, Batman!
399
00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:39,481
This place is...
How did y ou build this?
400
00:30:39,551 --> 00:30:43,885
This whole place was forgotten about
during a renovation, but I found a way in.
401
00:30:43,955 --> 00:30:46,423
Made my lab.
402
00:30:46,491 --> 00:30:48,789
I can't believe I have a friend
403
00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:52,296
and I didn't even
have to grow him in a petri dish.
404
00:30:52,731 --> 00:30:56,098
Oh, my God,
those are giant gummy worms.
405
00:30:56,168 --> 00:30:58,432
Hey! Uh, st...
406
00:30:58,503 --> 00:31:00,664
- That's a bully-tracking device.
- Huh?
407
00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:03,640
They transmit to my GPS here.
408
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:07,701
A bully eats a harmless-Iooking candy
and it gets into his digestive tract.
409
00:31:07,779 --> 00:31:10,577
I can track him
for up to 18 hours.
410
00:31:10,649 --> 00:31:13,140
- 12 if he eats chili.
- Ugh!
411
00:31:13,218 --> 00:31:15,243
So, how can I help y ou...
412
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,447
friend?
413
00:31:17,522 --> 00:31:21,856
Um... I have some measurements
that I need analyz zed.
414
00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:27,957
(Ace Jr.) These printss are 1.5mm deep,
as differentiated from these, which are 2.3mm
415
00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:30,126
and these, which are 5mm.
416
00:31:30,202 --> 00:31:35,765
Fascinating, Captain. These measurements
clearly indicate prints made by three different organisms,
417
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,673
weighing approximately 125Ibs,
418
00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:41,211
183.253Ibs
419
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:44,214
and 390Ibs respectively.
420
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,413
So, any thing else?
421
00:31:48,486 --> 00:31:54,652
Howlong would it take for y ou to hack into a website
called "wwww.pandafanatic.com"?
422
00:31:54,726 --> 00:31:58,457
We're in like Tolkien.
Here's a picture of the guy who runs the site.
423
00:31:58,530 --> 00:32:03,433
His email address is
m.sickinger@penningtoncorp.net.
424
00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:08,932
Pennington Corporation.
That's Pennington Jr.'s father's company.
425
00:32:09,007 --> 00:32:13,034
- Oh, he's so cool.
- Isn't that the kid who rides to school in the limousine?
426
00:32:13,111 --> 00:32:16,239
Yes. And he's extraordinarily popular.
427
00:32:16,314 --> 00:32:20,717
Of all the tables in the cafeteria,
his is the furthest away from mine.
428
00:32:20,785 --> 00:32:22,844
(snortss with laughter)
429
00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:25,856
- Do y ou mind if I keep one of these?
- Of course.
430
00:32:25,924 --> 00:32:28,893
OK. I'll just...
I'll just, um...
431
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,019
be on my way.
432
00:32:31,896 --> 00:32:34,729
I'll be on my way.
I will talk to y ou later.
433
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:38,758
Really? And y ou won't even pretend
like I'm not there or give me a swirly?
434
00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:41,601
- No, no.
- Awesome!
435
00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:46,272
(whines)
436
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:50,612
- (Ace Jr.) Grandpa, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
- No!
437
00:32:50,682 --> 00:32:53,276
He's just a good actor.
438
00:32:53,351 --> 00:32:55,410
Dead dogs don't get dinner.
439
00:32:55,487 --> 00:32:56,920
(whimpers)
440
00:32:57,789 --> 00:32:59,916
Huh. All right.
441
00:33:07,465 --> 00:33:10,127
Hard day at the office?
442
00:33:10,201 --> 00:33:13,500
It's just that I found all these clues
to help Mom's case,
443
00:33:13,571 --> 00:33:17,234
but to do that,
I had to break my promise to her.
444
00:33:17,309 --> 00:33:20,676
So, y ou're working on a case?
445
00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:24,411
- Yeah.
- You knowwhat they call those working on cases?
446
00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:27,417
Yeah. Cops.
447
00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:32,445
Face it, Grandpa. I'm just a kid who lied to his mom.
I don't knowwhat to do.
448
00:33:32,524 --> 00:33:36,483
Well, y ou can start
by being who y ou are.
449
00:33:37,762 --> 00:33:39,957
Who y ou were born to be.
450
00:33:43,735 --> 00:33:46,067
Now, ly ing to y our mom is one thing,
451
00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:48,503
butly ing to y ourself, Ace Jr...
452
00:33:49,741 --> 00:33:53,336
Son, thatleads to
alife of disappointment.
453
00:34:10,228 --> 00:34:12,890
That's not normal.
454
00:34:12,964 --> 00:34:16,456
I will be normal.
455
00:34:18,036 --> 00:34:19,469
Hah!
456
00:34:19,537 --> 00:34:24,304
Hi, this is Pennington Jr.
With a very special message justforyou.
457
00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:27,504
You're invited to my birthday partyy.
Lucky you.
458
00:34:27,579 --> 00:34:30,139
(murmurs) Yes, I'm invited.
I'm invited.
459
00:34:30,215 --> 00:34:33,673
- I'm invited!
- (all cheer)
460
00:34:33,752 --> 00:34:36,482
Uh-uh-uh-uh. Press.
461
00:34:36,554 --> 00:34:40,320
Perez Ventura.
I'm here to interview Pennington Jr.
462
00:34:40,392 --> 00:34:43,987
- Not on the list.
- List? Whatlist? I don't care about no stinking list!
463
00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:47,361
I'm with the Daily Rumor Mill.
464
00:34:47,432 --> 00:34:50,833
School paper.
Familiarwith freedom of the press?
465
00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:54,929
It's in something called the Constitution.
You should read it sometime.
466
00:34:55,373 --> 00:34:59,036
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't Taser me, bro. First-Amendmentviolation.
467
00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:01,203
(clicks fingers) Let him through.
468
00:35:01,279 --> 00:35:03,509
(man) Put him down, boy s.
469
00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:04,878
(camera clicks)
470
00:35:04,949 --> 00:35:11,912
That's admissible evidence. I haven't been humiliated like
this since they started making us shower after P.E. Ugh!
471
00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:18,886
We're on a tight schedule.
You got three minutes.
472
00:35:18,963 --> 00:35:21,090
(camera clicks)
473
00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:24,431
Is that a forest up there?
Man, y ou gotta clip those nose hairs.
474
00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:26,800
You could make
a teddy bear out of that.
475
00:35:26,871 --> 00:35:29,203
Wow.
476
00:35:30,175 --> 00:35:34,976
- You cleaned up Big Foot here real nice.
- We pride ourselves on good relations with the press.
477
00:35:35,046 --> 00:35:38,914
But the invitations have been recorded.
There's really nothing I can do.
478
00:35:38,983 --> 00:35:42,578
- (man) Waiter, lunch.
- Please, take this pass.
479
00:35:42,654 --> 00:35:47,956
Itwill gety ou into the gy mnasium on the day of the party,
where we'll be webcasting the whole thing.
480
00:35:48,026 --> 00:35:52,725
- It'll make headlines.
- Oh, that's terrific, sport. Here's a fewfor y ou.
481
00:35:52,797 --> 00:35:56,198
"Billionaire Boy
In Liposuction Incident."
482
00:35:56,267 --> 00:36:02,228
Or, "I Had Pennington Jr.'s Alien Love Baby."
I'm greatwith Photoshop.
483
00:36:02,307 --> 00:36:06,437
You're threatening to blackmail me
unless I give y ou information.
484
00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:09,071
I'm a paparazzi.
It's what I do.
485
00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:13,584
But I will get off y our back
if y ou tell me about this guy.
486
00:36:16,721 --> 00:36:21,920
Dr. Michael Sickinger. A brilliant scientist
who worked for our animal-genetics laboratory.
487
00:36:21,993 --> 00:36:24,723
- It's one of the finest.
- Indubitably.
488
00:36:24,796 --> 00:36:27,765
Unfortunately, he's quite insane.
489
00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:31,327
- Incontinently.
- He harbors a bizarre hatred for pandas.
490
00:36:31,402 --> 00:36:34,496
Incomprehensibly.
Does he still work for y ourfather?
491
00:36:34,572 --> 00:36:37,040
Oh, no.
We fired him just a fewweeks ago.
492
00:36:37,108 --> 00:36:43,274
I believe he's now the chief of non-telegenic
species research at the Dinosaur Fossils Foundation.
493
00:36:46,584 --> 00:36:51,351
- What?
- I don't knowwhat it means either. Ask him y ourself.
494
00:36:51,422 --> 00:36:53,322
Oh, I will.
495
00:36:55,593 --> 00:36:58,994
By e-by e, then.
Every shot I take, a Picasso.
496
00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:02,656
No touching the camera!
497
00:37:04,736 --> 00:37:07,933
- Where is my rabbit, loser?
- Nice to see y ou too, Tara.
498
00:37:08,006 --> 00:37:10,474
You were supposed
to find Breezy a week ago.
499
00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:15,980
- You owe us for the extra therapy session.
- I can't comment on an ongoing investigation.
500
00:37:16,047 --> 00:37:20,108
Argh! Holy magenta!
You guy s looklike a box of cray ons.
501
00:37:20,184 --> 00:37:21,481
Uh-oh!
502
00:37:21,553 --> 00:37:23,544
Why do y ou
alway s travel in a flock?
503
00:37:23,621 --> 00:37:30,584
Ladies, is this really necessary? Can'twe talk this over
like civilized adults? You can IM me and I'll texty ou back.
504
00:37:30,662 --> 00:37:33,392
You said I had 72 hours!
505
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,699
- You've had eight day s.
- Two kinds of people, people.
506
00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:44,299
- People that pee in the pool and people who lie about it.
- Find Mr. Chompers or go swimming again tomorrow.
507
00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:45,706
(bell rings)
508
00:37:50,248 --> 00:37:51,408
(girls laugh)
509
00:37:51,482 --> 00:37:53,347
(imitates girls'laughter)
510
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:58,452
- What?
- Get to class, Ventura.
511
00:38:01,426 --> 00:38:05,556
I gotta break into Dr. Sickinger's office
so y ou can upload his hard drive.
512
00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:09,066
(A-Plus) Oh,
I can only do that in my lab.
513
00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:13,869
Would y ou get out of there?
Come on, the coast is clear.
514
00:38:14,872 --> 00:38:19,172
- Sounds like a three-man job. Hey, why are y ou all we...
- (shoutss angry gibberish)
515
00:38:19,243 --> 00:38:21,871
...with the wet, OK?
516
00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:24,779
About the three-man job.
517
00:38:24,849 --> 00:38:29,081
I know someone.
But it's gonna take all my power of persuasion
518
00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:33,590
to convince this beautiful animal-Iover
to commit alevel-five felony.
519
00:38:34,158 --> 00:38:37,355
Please help me break into
the Dinosaur Fossil Foundation
520
00:38:37,428 --> 00:38:43,628
so we can stop the guy who stole Ting Tang
and save my mom before she's sent to prison!
521
00:38:43,701 --> 00:38:45,669
Um... OK.
522
00:38:46,638 --> 00:38:48,629
- Really?
- Yeah.
523
00:38:51,509 --> 00:38:54,000
- Are those from my mom's garden?
- Nah.
524
00:38:54,078 --> 00:38:55,909
Shut up.
525
00:38:57,915 --> 00:39:01,112
Right this way, folks.
Stick together.
526
00:39:06,257 --> 00:39:07,690
OK.
527
00:39:07,759 --> 00:39:10,159
You are all in
for a very special treat -
528
00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:14,392
the rarest, most complete
tyrannosaur skeleton in existence.
529
00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:18,561
It has an estimated value
of $100 million.
530
00:39:18,636 --> 00:39:20,570
Uh-huh.
531
00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:24,973
Do not touch it.
532
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:29,472
- $100 million?
- You wanty ourfish back, y ou're hot?
533
00:39:29,547 --> 00:39:32,015
"Or not?"
Don'tworry, this plan is gravy.
534
00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:37,545
Every body, stay close.
We're on a tight schedule.
535
00:39:40,925 --> 00:39:45,760
- Oh, a T. Rex. Cool.
- I'm sorry, sir. No pets allowed.
536
00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:47,821
He's my Seeing Ey e dog.
537
00:39:47,899 --> 00:39:50,197
He's facing backwards.
538
00:39:50,268 --> 00:39:52,930
And y ou're not blind.
539
00:39:53,004 --> 00:39:55,165
I can see again! I can see!
540
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,764
It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
541
00:39:57,842 --> 00:40:01,835
- Sir. I mean it, y ou...
- Fine. I'll take him off.
542
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:05,574
I'm so sorry about all this.
543
00:40:11,522 --> 00:40:15,959
- Make him stop doing that!
- He's a dog, it's a bone. Do the math.
544
00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:17,688
Wha...
545
00:40:17,762 --> 00:40:23,132
Oh. Oh, jeez. Oxnard Hueneme Carpinteria Ventura,
y ou get back here right now!
546
00:40:23,201 --> 00:40:26,693
Sir, that is a priceless skeleton
unearthed in the Bad Lands...
547
00:40:26,771 --> 00:40:29,262
Please!
This thing's lasted millions of y ears.
548
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:32,776
- It's going to survive alittle doggy love nibble.
- (crunch)
549
00:40:40,718 --> 00:40:42,652
May be not.
550
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,348
Oh!
551
00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:52,925
OK. OK. I told y ou itwould work.
Now go. I'll meety ou in the dinosaur cavern. Go.
552
00:41:00,838 --> 00:41:02,305
Security!
553
00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:15,910
- (man) Have y ou seen alittle kid run past here?
- Come on, let's go!
554
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:58,628
- A-Plus, are y ou there?
- Affirmative. This is so cool. Now I have twwo friends.
555
00:41:58,696 --> 00:42:00,926
Let's starta band. Do you play an instrument?
556
00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:04,900
I used to play the bagpipes,
butmy legs are too skinnyfora kilt.
557
00:42:04,969 --> 00:42:08,803
Come on! I'm in the office and it's really freaky in here.
Tell me what to do.
558
00:42:16,147 --> 00:42:18,980
Ohhh! Argh!
559
00:42:20,318 --> 00:42:23,481
(man) Don'tlet him get away!
He went this way!
560
00:42:23,554 --> 00:42:26,523
(man #2) That's him!
561
00:42:28,392 --> 00:42:30,724
Aaargh! Oh!
562
00:42:36,601 --> 00:42:38,592
OK. Your program's running.
563
00:42:38,669 --> 00:42:41,866
- Oh, one otherthing.
- What?
564
00:42:42,607 --> 00:42:48,273
In my instant messenger,
can I move y ou from "Contacts" to "Buddies"?
565
00:42:48,346 --> 00:42:50,337
- No.
- Can I puty ou on my fave five?
566
00:42:50,414 --> 00:42:51,779
- No.
- My Space add?
567
00:42:51,849 --> 00:42:53,339
Denied.
568
00:42:53,417 --> 00:42:55,851
Butwe're friends now, right?
569
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,184
Sure, A-Plus. We're friends.
570
00:42:58,256 --> 00:43:00,850
And y ou're a girl, right?
571
00:43:00,925 --> 00:43:02,654
Duh.
572
00:43:02,727 --> 00:43:06,322
So I can call y ou my girlfriend, right?
573
00:43:06,864 --> 00:43:08,832
Ewww! Not!
574
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,959
Fine, be thatway.
575
00:43:11,035 --> 00:43:17,031
- (man #1) There he goes! There he goes!
- (man #2) Get out of my way! No, I'm going first!
576
00:43:18,843 --> 00:43:20,105
You...
577
00:43:27,251 --> 00:43:29,515
OK, it's finished.
578
00:43:35,993 --> 00:43:38,518
(man) He's over there!
579
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,769
Beep beep!
580
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,871
- Copy that.
- (man) Come here, kid!
581
00:44:03,521 --> 00:44:05,079
Come here!
582
00:44:05,156 --> 00:44:07,488
(men shoutangrily)
583
00:44:09,527 --> 00:44:11,518
(man) Owwwww!
584
00:44:16,033 --> 00:44:17,193
Argh!
585
00:44:17,268 --> 00:44:20,169
Jeez! With the sneaking up on me, OK?
586
00:44:20,237 --> 00:44:24,606
- Mission accomplished. Where's Ox?
- Well, I don't know. He's alone wolf.
587
00:44:24,675 --> 00:44:26,734
- You're putting that bone back.
- Fine.
588
00:44:26,811 --> 00:44:32,807
(man) All right, he's in the tunnel!
Give me a flashlight. Let's go! This way!
589
00:44:44,362 --> 00:44:45,522
Whoa!
590
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,468
(man) Stay where y ou are!
591
00:44:51,535 --> 00:44:53,196
Fan out.
592
00:44:53,738 --> 00:44:56,002
Do y ou Heely?
593
00:44:56,073 --> 00:44:59,804
(# "Anthem"by Zebrahead)
594
00:45:01,178 --> 00:45:03,544
- Shall we?
- Let's do.
595
00:45:05,816 --> 00:45:08,182
Fun time's over.
596
00:45:26,404 --> 00:45:28,395
Go!
597
00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:32,536
Hey, that's my girl!
598
00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:34,510
Goty ou!
599
00:45:38,883 --> 00:45:40,680
Goty ou! (whistles)
600
00:45:43,921 --> 00:45:46,082
Vбmonos!
601
00:45:47,858 --> 00:45:52,852
- (Laura) You're not gonnalet him keep that?
- I'll put it backlater. Good job, Ox.
602
00:45:52,930 --> 00:45:55,125
Where are the kids?
603
00:45:55,199 --> 00:45:57,759
Where did they go?
Which way?
604
00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:00,964
Bunch of idiots!
Oh, man.
605
00:46:02,373 --> 00:46:06,469
Herfinancial situation is dire
and, as the bears' keeper,
606
00:46:06,544 --> 00:46:09,809
she has ready access
to the panda house at any time.
607
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,508
The agency's skilled forensics team
has concluded
608
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:16,849
that the only fresh footprints at the crime scene
belong to Mrs. Ventura.
609
00:46:16,921 --> 00:46:19,253
I object!
610
00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:30,722
Excuse me.
Who are y ou?
611
00:46:30,801 --> 00:46:33,861
Ace Ventura Darrow Hutz Junior, Esquire,
612
00:46:33,938 --> 00:46:36,873
of the following lawfirms
- one minute -
613
00:46:36,941 --> 00:46:39,273
Dewey, Fleeceum & Grab,
Wiley, Little & Weasel,
614
00:46:39,343 --> 00:46:41,937
Shakem, Down & Hard,
Cheap, Ambulance & Chaser,
615
00:46:42,012 --> 00:46:45,277
Imontha, Take & Lovitt,
Ben, Dover & Grunt,
616
00:46:45,349 --> 00:46:48,841
and the non-profit Mater Innocentus.
617
00:46:48,919 --> 00:46:53,879
My mom is innocent.
Your Honor, I represent the defendant.
618
00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:56,853
Your Honor, this is ridiculous.
619
00:46:56,927 --> 00:47:00,226
He's a 12-y ear-old behavioral case
and the defendant's son.
620
00:47:00,297 --> 00:47:03,391
This is a bail hearing.
Character is pertinent.
621
00:47:03,467 --> 00:47:05,401
Continue, y oung man.
622
00:47:05,469 --> 00:47:11,203
Ow, that must have hurt,
and it's only gonna getworse. Pay attention.
623
00:47:18,282 --> 00:47:22,082
- Thank y ou, paralegal Laura.
- You're very welcome.
624
00:47:30,728 --> 00:47:32,286
(Ace Jr. Fartss)
625
00:47:32,363 --> 00:47:36,925
- Come on, Your Honor!
- Pardon me, Your Honor. My bad.
626
00:47:46,877 --> 00:47:50,643
- Thank y ou, pretty paralegal Laura.
- You're very welcome, Mr. Esquire.
627
00:47:50,714 --> 00:47:52,705
Come on, boy s.
628
00:48:01,425 --> 00:48:04,451
Drop it.
(gruntss) OK, I'm good, I'm good.
629
00:48:06,730 --> 00:48:11,326
The only footprints thatAgent Hollander
and his personal CSI - Complete Stupid Idiots -
630
00:48:11,402 --> 00:48:13,461
found at the scene were...
631
00:48:13,537 --> 00:48:19,134
(breathless) OK, alittle help.
It's getting really heavy, bailiffs. Please!
632
00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:22,205
And let me remind y ou,
y ou're under oath!
633
00:48:22,279 --> 00:48:25,214
- I'm not.
- I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!
634
00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:29,685
Be seated, y ou maggot,
immediately, if not sooner!
635
00:48:30,688 --> 00:48:35,284
Anyw way, the only footprints
that Ranger Blockhead found in the habitat,
636
00:48:35,359 --> 00:48:39,352
besides my mom's shoeprints,
were panda prints.
637
00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:44,026
The average panda weighs 352Ibs,
with a body mass index of 21.34.
638
00:48:44,101 --> 00:48:48,197
At overfive feet in length,
the panda has slightly offsetweight distribution.
639
00:48:48,272 --> 00:48:50,797
They use a thumb-like
sesamoid bone for stability,
640
00:48:50,874 --> 00:48:53,468
and would create
a 5mm-deep footprint.
641
00:48:53,544 --> 00:48:57,071
But, as y ou can see,
these are 2.3mm-deep footprints,
642
00:48:57,147 --> 00:49:00,742
that I just created
by adding 75Ibs to my weight.
643
00:49:00,818 --> 00:49:06,757
A man weighing 183Ibs would indeed establish
a print depth of 2.3mm.
644
00:49:06,824 --> 00:49:11,056
We are looking for a 183Ibs man, not a...
Mom, how much do y ou weigh?
645
00:49:11,128 --> 00:49:13,596
- 110.
- You wanna be free or not?
646
00:49:13,664 --> 00:49:17,156
- 135.
...135Ibs woman.
647
00:49:17,234 --> 00:49:20,601
If the footprints don'tfit,
y ou must acquit.
648
00:49:20,671 --> 00:49:22,764
(applause)
649
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,308
- Order! Order!
- (Ace Jr.) Thank y ou, thank y ou!
650
00:49:25,376 --> 00:49:28,174
That's Ventura with a V,
as in victory.
651
00:49:28,245 --> 00:49:30,577
I plead for acquittal, Your Honor.
652
00:49:30,648 --> 00:49:35,449
Game, set, match.
Cut, print, moving on, and scene.
653
00:49:36,754 --> 00:49:41,782
Let me get this straight.
You trespassed on a federal crime scene.
654
00:49:41,859 --> 00:49:44,327
Or y ou're just making all this up.
655
00:49:48,299 --> 00:49:50,893
Um... Well...
656
00:49:50,968 --> 00:49:55,268
It's a hypothesis.
A theory, if y ou will.
657
00:49:56,240 --> 00:50:01,872
Well, that's terrific, tiger. But, listen, right now,
the grown-ups have to send y our mommy to jail...
658
00:50:01,945 --> 00:50:06,905
unless someone else wants to put on
a Halloween costume and vandalize the courtroom?
659
00:50:06,984 --> 00:50:09,578
(laughter)
660
00:50:10,721 --> 00:50:13,713
Order!
I'm sorry, y oung man.
661
00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:19,752
It's an interesting theory, but this case involves
an endangered species, international relations.
662
00:50:19,830 --> 00:50:23,095
Bail is set at $500,000.
663
00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:29,163
Melissa Ventura, y ou're remanded
to the custody of the state of Florida.
664
00:50:30,174 --> 00:50:33,541
Ace, where did y ou get
all that information?
665
00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:36,204
- You promised y ou wouldn't...
- But Grandpa said...
666
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,444
- He carries around a dead dog, Ace.
- It's not dead, it's just sleeping.
667
00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:44,112
I thought I could help y ou solve the case
by finding Ting Tang or something,
668
00:50:44,188 --> 00:50:46,383
but no one believes me,
not even y ou.
669
00:50:46,457 --> 00:50:49,824
Of course I do.
I just don'twant to lose y ou.
670
00:50:49,893 --> 00:50:54,057
- Like y ou lost Dad?
- Yeah, like I lost Dad.
671
00:50:55,432 --> 00:50:59,766
I realize now that no matterwhat I say,
y ou're gonna be who y ou are.
672
00:50:59,837 --> 00:51:02,670
I wanty ou to know the truth
abouty our dad.
673
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:07,541
I just didn't talk about him
orwhat he did because I...
674
00:51:07,611 --> 00:51:10,171
I didn'twanty ou
to follow in his footsteps.
675
00:51:10,247 --> 00:51:12,238
What happened to him?
676
00:51:14,451 --> 00:51:16,442
He was on a case.
677
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:21,355
Using an ultralight plane, he was leading
a flock of disabled Canadian snow geese
678
00:51:21,425 --> 00:51:25,486
back to theirwinter breeding ground in Miami.
679
00:51:25,562 --> 00:51:28,395
They said that he got disoriented,
680
00:51:29,433 --> 00:51:33,836
and he vanished from radar
somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle.
681
00:51:33,904 --> 00:51:35,565
Oh, Ace.
682
00:51:38,409 --> 00:51:40,639
Time is up.
Gotta gety ou on the bus.
683
00:51:40,711 --> 00:51:42,975
I've been saving something for y ou.
684
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:47,407
Yourfather bought this.
685
00:51:47,484 --> 00:51:53,081
He wanted y ou to have it
when y ou were old enough, and nowy ou are.
686
00:51:53,157 --> 00:51:55,751
Look up in the attic.
You'll find it there.
687
00:51:55,826 --> 00:51:59,057
- No, Mom, I promise, I'll be normal.
- Be who y ou are, Ace!
688
00:51:59,129 --> 00:52:02,326
Hollanderwill find the pandanapper
and we'll be a family again.
689
00:52:02,399 --> 00:52:05,596
- I love y ou, Ace!
- I love y ou, Mom.
690
00:52:15,779 --> 00:52:18,270
Ace, I'm so sorry.
691
00:52:18,348 --> 00:52:20,942
So what do we do now?
692
00:52:21,018 --> 00:52:24,010
Nothing. I'm aloser.
It's over.
693
00:52:24,788 --> 00:52:27,382
Sorry abouty our koi fish.
694
00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:29,858
Come on, Ox.
695
00:52:29,927 --> 00:52:32,987
Hey, Laura,
where the heck is Bermuda?
696
00:52:33,063 --> 00:52:35,054
I have no idea.
697
00:52:50,881 --> 00:52:53,782
That's notwhat I think it is, is it?
698
00:52:53,851 --> 00:52:55,751
I guess.
699
00:52:55,819 --> 00:52:57,980
Your mom gave that to y ou?
700
00:52:58,856 --> 00:53:01,347
Yeah, but it's not important.
701
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,951
What about the animals?
702
00:53:05,028 --> 00:53:07,861
Animals have never brought me
any thing but trouble.
703
00:53:07,931 --> 00:53:10,297
I gotta be like every one else, Grandpa.
704
00:53:10,367 --> 00:53:14,428
- You can't.
- Well, I will if it kills me.
705
00:53:14,505 --> 00:53:18,669
You'll never be like every one else,
'cause y ou're one in a million.
706
00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:21,210
Justlike y our ancestors.
707
00:53:21,278 --> 00:53:23,269
Justlike y ourfather.
708
00:53:23,947 --> 00:53:26,279
Eaty our own food, Ox.
709
00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:29,786
I've been try ing to gety ou
to figure this out,
710
00:53:29,853 --> 00:53:33,653
but I guess I'm just
gonna have to come out and say it.
711
00:53:33,724 --> 00:53:36,716
- Say what?
- The magic word.
712
00:53:40,797 --> 00:53:43,061
Don'ty ou knowwhaty ou are?
713
00:53:44,735 --> 00:53:47,226
I'm a kid, right?
714
00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:50,603
You're more than that.
715
00:53:50,674 --> 00:53:53,234
You're a pet...
716
00:53:55,746 --> 00:53:57,407
detective.
717
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:06,020
- Like my dad?
- Yeah.
718
00:54:06,623 --> 00:54:09,820
- Whatwas he like?
- Justlike y ou.
719
00:54:13,096 --> 00:54:15,860
And y ou know,
720
00:54:15,933 --> 00:54:18,595
this thing y ou threw away,
721
00:54:19,836 --> 00:54:23,328
this is the key
to y ourfuture.
722
00:55:18,762 --> 00:55:20,889
All righty, then.
723
00:55:20,964 --> 00:55:24,058
(# "Ace Is In The House"by Tone Loc)
724
00:55:57,934 --> 00:56:01,335
- Nice outfiit.
- Let's talk fashion.
725
00:56:01,405 --> 00:56:06,069
Tara's wearing the latest in the "Spoiled and Shallow"
collection. Love the shoes. Hate y ou!
726
00:56:06,143 --> 00:56:10,978
Ventura, our therapist said for us to order y ou
to stop inflicting emotional damage on us.
727
00:56:11,048 --> 00:56:14,984
Franken Berry called. Count Chocula
wants his wardrobe back. And the sun's out.
728
00:56:15,052 --> 00:56:18,783
Get back in y our caskets.
Is there a veterinarian in the house?
729
00:56:18,855 --> 00:56:21,756
Because these are some sick puppies.
730
00:56:21,825 --> 00:56:26,819
Hey, watch the hair!
Oxnard, I need y ou!
731
00:56:41,411 --> 00:56:43,879
Time for another
motivational dunking, dork!
732
00:56:43,947 --> 00:56:47,041
- No, buty ou don't underst...
- (Ox barks)
733
00:56:49,352 --> 00:56:53,152
Jeez, next time y ou're late like that,
I'm buy ing a cat.
734
00:56:54,257 --> 00:56:56,248
(Ox barks)
735
00:56:57,861 --> 00:57:00,455
Tell y our dog to back off, Ventura!
736
00:57:00,530 --> 00:57:04,057
Are y ou crazy?
I'm not going near him! He looks rabid.
737
00:57:04,134 --> 00:57:06,728
And he can smell y ourfear.
738
00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:08,168
(barks)
739
00:57:08,238 --> 00:57:11,765
You are Spartan!
740
00:57:23,553 --> 00:57:28,047
- What about our alligator?
- I told y ou I'd find him, and I will.
741
00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:32,289
But right now,
I've got biggerfish to fry.
742
00:57:32,362 --> 00:57:35,991
Oxnard!
Allons-y, muchacho!
743
00:57:36,066 --> 00:57:39,797
Oh, and sorry about that
whole buy ing a cat thing.
744
00:57:39,870 --> 00:57:41,861
Ace?
745
00:57:42,739 --> 00:57:44,502
Ventura...
746
00:57:44,574 --> 00:57:46,769
Junior.
747
00:57:46,843 --> 00:57:48,834
Pet Detective.
748
00:57:48,912 --> 00:57:51,312
Um... OK.
749
00:57:52,048 --> 00:57:56,075
- What's wrong?
- The question, y oung Laura, is what is right?
750
00:57:56,153 --> 00:57:59,213
The answer - every thing.
751
00:57:59,289 --> 00:58:03,749
- So y ou feel like solving that case?
- I thoughty ou gave up.
752
00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:06,523
Even Tiger Woods shanks one
from time to time.
753
00:58:06,596 --> 00:58:08,723
But the past is past.
754
00:58:08,799 --> 00:58:12,895
- Now, A-Plus.
- Wow! This table is great.
755
00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:17,128
I looked through Sickinger's hard drive.
He's a biological researcher
756
00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:22,201
specializing in non-telegenic
endangered organisms.
757
00:58:22,279 --> 00:58:26,215
- In English, Mr. Spock.
- He advocates for ugly animals.
758
00:58:26,283 --> 00:58:32,984
He planned a demonstration forlike-minded
activists at a publicity stop for a famous feline.
759
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:38,325
OK, I didn't understand
a word y ou just said,
760
00:58:38,395 --> 00:58:40,625
exceptfor "ugly animals"
and "Sickinger."
761
00:58:40,697 --> 00:58:43,996
He's organizing a protest
at Tabby the Tabby's autograph session
762
00:58:44,067 --> 00:58:48,163
at the Animal Actors Studio
at Universal, Orlando.
763
00:58:48,238 --> 00:58:50,502
Itlooks like we're going
on a field trip.
764
00:58:50,574 --> 00:58:52,132
L'chaim!
765
00:58:54,144 --> 00:58:57,511
I'll take a few of these for the road.
2% next time.
766
00:58:57,581 --> 00:59:00,914
- Field trip? Wait, do I need a permission slip?
- No, y ou don't!
767
00:59:00,984 --> 00:59:05,182
Have a meow-tastic day.
Thanks for coming.
768
00:59:05,255 --> 00:59:07,985
Tabby say s,
"Have a meow-tastic day."
769
00:59:09,359 --> 00:59:13,193
Thanks for coming.
Tabby say s, "Have a meow-tastic day!"
770
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:16,922
Thanks for coming.
Tabby say s, "Have a meow-tastic day!"
771
00:59:17,167 --> 00:59:20,864
Thanks for coming.
Tabby say s, "Have a meow-tastic day!"
772
00:59:20,937 --> 00:59:23,167
There's Sickinger!
773
00:59:27,878 --> 00:59:32,076
No justice, no peace!
Equal treatmentfor ugly species!
774
00:59:32,315 --> 00:59:36,046
No justice, no peace!
Equal treatmentfor ugly species!
775
00:59:36,119 --> 00:59:38,178
Take him down!
He's an ecoterrorist!
776
00:59:38,255 --> 00:59:42,316
Cease and desist immediately,
or I'll be forced to use this!
777
00:59:42,392 --> 00:59:45,156
Don't even think about moving!
Slow down! Just stop!
778
00:59:45,228 --> 00:59:47,321
(speakerblares)
779
00:59:47,397 --> 00:59:49,627
- Don't Tase me, bro!
- Get him!
780
00:59:49,699 --> 00:59:53,191
No justice, no peace!
No justice, no...
781
00:59:58,909 --> 01:00:02,345
- We shall not be silenced!
- Be quiet!
782
01:00:02,412 --> 01:00:05,347
Ugly animals of the world, unite!
783
01:00:05,415 --> 01:00:08,782
- You have nothing to lose...
- This guy is crazy.
784
01:00:08,852 --> 01:00:11,047
...buty ourleashes!
785
01:00:11,121 --> 01:00:13,453
- We shall not be silenced!
- (Taserbuzzes)
786
01:00:13,523 --> 01:00:15,354
- Ow!
- (woman screams)
787
01:00:15,425 --> 01:00:17,893
Tabby is gone!
788
01:00:17,961 --> 01:00:20,122
Find Tabby! Tabby's gone!
789
01:00:20,730 --> 01:00:22,823
Yikes! Tabby's been nabbied.
790
01:00:22,899 --> 01:00:25,333
- Tabby!
- This is bigger than I thought.
791
01:00:25,402 --> 01:00:29,133
Sickinger must be running some
sort of criminal animal-napping netwwork.
792
01:00:29,205 --> 01:00:32,003
Oh, the humanity! Tabby!
793
01:00:32,075 --> 01:00:36,375
I knowy ou don'twant to, Ace,
buty ou better talk to Hollander.
794
01:00:36,446 --> 01:00:38,971
Now he'll listen to y ou.
795
01:00:39,049 --> 01:00:41,984
- You're notlistening!
- I'm sorry, what?
796
01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:47,718
Dr. Sickinger - we saw him creating a distraction at
the Animal Actors stadium when Tabby vanished!
797
01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:50,885
This is a major criminal netwwork.
We have evidence.
798
01:00:50,961 --> 01:00:53,020
- Tabby the Tabby.
- Catnapped.
799
01:00:53,096 --> 01:00:55,360
- Ting Tang.
- You knowwhat happened to him.
800
01:00:55,432 --> 01:00:57,832
- Princess.
- Championship West Highland terrier.
801
01:00:57,901 --> 01:01:01,860
Her Majesty was stolen from a meaningless
international dog showlastweek!
802
01:01:01,938 --> 01:01:05,271
- Freedom the Hawk.
- Mascotfor Stars and Stripes Burger Company.
803
01:01:05,342 --> 01:01:08,903
His freedom was taken when he was stolen
from the Jacksonville veterinarian!
804
01:01:08,979 --> 01:01:11,743
They even took Snuggles,
the fabric softening bear.
805
01:01:11,815 --> 01:01:13,942
- They took Snuggles?
- Yes!
806
01:01:14,017 --> 01:01:15,609
And?
807
01:01:15,685 --> 01:01:20,247
Sickinger's organization
is stealing famous animals!
808
01:01:20,323 --> 01:01:23,554
Jeez! You're welcome for solving
the case, doing y our job!
809
01:01:23,626 --> 01:01:26,686
Need me to wipe y our buttfor y ou?
I just did!
810
01:01:27,464 --> 01:01:30,194
So when can I get my mom back?
811
01:01:30,934 --> 01:01:33,129
Ten, 20 y ears, I'd say.
812
01:01:33,203 --> 01:01:34,795
What?!
813
01:01:34,871 --> 01:01:39,968
You see, doorstop, a major investigation like this
takes on alife all of its own.
814
01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:44,742
I think y our mom's guilty,
and I spent all morning on CNN say ing she is.
815
01:01:44,814 --> 01:01:48,079
Her case is putting this agency on the map.
Look atwhat they gave us.
816
01:01:48,151 --> 01:01:51,314
And that's just the beginning.
Get this.
817
01:01:51,388 --> 01:01:54,653
CSl: Fish and Wildlife.
818
01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:57,619
Guess who's gonna play me?
819
01:01:57,694 --> 01:01:59,355
Gumby.
820
01:01:59,429 --> 01:02:03,456
I didn'twant it to have to come to this, Russell,
but now it's on.
821
01:02:04,534 --> 01:02:06,525
Ha!
822
01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:08,364
Ha!
823
01:02:08,438 --> 01:02:10,906
- Out.
- With the pushing!
824
01:02:10,974 --> 01:02:14,375
I am gonna get Sickinger,
solve this case, prove my mom's innocent,
825
01:02:14,444 --> 01:02:17,277
and show the world
what an idioty ou are!
826
01:02:17,347 --> 01:02:19,713
Nice hair.
827
01:02:19,783 --> 01:02:22,308
(laughing)
828
01:02:25,655 --> 01:02:31,150
This used to be the most pristine
Ty rannosaurus skeleton on Earth,
829
01:02:31,227 --> 01:02:35,095
formerly valued at $100 million.
830
01:02:35,165 --> 01:02:37,531
(Ace Jr.) How much is itworth now?
831
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,091
(sighs) Substantially less.
832
01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:43,799
Please do not touch it.
833
01:02:44,808 --> 01:02:48,403
Let's move very carefully
to the gift shop.
834
01:02:54,617 --> 01:02:57,677
I don't think itlooks that bad.
Here, y ou put it back.
835
01:02:57,754 --> 01:02:59,745
You put it back.
836
01:03:30,019 --> 01:03:33,750
- Yes?
- Dr. Sickinger, I presume?
837
01:03:34,724 --> 01:03:36,885
Wait!
838
01:03:38,027 --> 01:03:40,052
Who are y ou?
839
01:03:40,130 --> 01:03:43,793
Ace Ventura Jr.
Pet Detective.
840
01:03:44,734 --> 01:03:48,568
- You're kidding me, right?
- Do I looklike I'm kidding?
841
01:03:51,774 --> 01:03:56,370
I get it!
Young supporters of the cause, y es!
842
01:03:56,446 --> 01:04:01,110
Oh, it's brilliant! Yes, y es.
You're never too y oung for political mobilization.
843
01:04:01,184 --> 01:04:03,448
We don'twant to join y our movement.
844
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,115
Look, buddy, my mom's in jail
because of y ou,
845
01:04:07,190 --> 01:04:11,092
so tell us where the panda is
so we can get him back to the zoo.
846
01:04:12,095 --> 01:04:15,189
If I were going to steal
an animal from the zoo,
847
01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:18,760
the panda is the last one I'd take.
848
01:04:20,470 --> 01:04:22,904
I don't think y ou understand.
849
01:04:22,972 --> 01:04:24,997
(plucks guitarstring)
850
01:04:25,074 --> 01:04:28,669
- This is the Madagascan Ay e-ay e.
- Ugh!
851
01:04:29,712 --> 01:04:33,671
- The Proboscis Monkey.
- Big nose.
852
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,342
Ugh!
853
01:04:35,418 --> 01:04:37,943
The Chinese paddlefish.
854
01:04:41,191 --> 01:04:43,853
The Marabou Stork.
855
01:04:45,595 --> 01:04:48,996
All of them endangered,
y et no one's ever heard of them.
856
01:04:49,065 --> 01:04:51,898
- You knowwhy?
- No.
857
01:04:53,503 --> 01:04:55,994
They're hideous.
858
01:04:56,072 --> 01:04:58,336
Ugly.
859
01:04:58,408 --> 01:05:01,172
- Butt-ugly, actually.
- You got it there.
860
01:05:01,244 --> 01:05:02,802
(Sickinger) Whoops!
861
01:05:02,879 --> 01:05:05,347
Sorry, that one's from vacation.
862
01:05:05,415 --> 01:05:07,679
Ace, shoot me now.
863
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:09,741
Lights, lights.
864
01:05:11,888 --> 01:05:15,380
And this has what to do with the panda?
865
01:05:16,226 --> 01:05:18,217
Well, every thing!
866
01:05:18,294 --> 01:05:21,889
We put all of these cute creatures
in zoos,
867
01:05:21,965 --> 01:05:27,130
and then we spend insane amounts of money
to protect them.
868
01:05:27,203 --> 01:05:29,535
And forwhat?
869
01:05:29,606 --> 01:05:30,903
(retches)
870
01:05:30,974 --> 01:05:37,777
I started the Pandafanatic website
to get attention for my cause.
871
01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:40,339
That's all.
872
01:05:41,618 --> 01:05:44,917
I didn't kidnap Ting Tang,
873
01:05:44,988 --> 01:05:47,980
or any of those other animals.
874
01:05:48,057 --> 01:05:51,117
All species of animals,
including the ugly ones,
875
01:05:51,194 --> 01:05:56,461
should be treated with the same
respect as the cute ones, like pandas.
876
01:05:57,300 --> 01:06:00,633
I think I just busted this case wide open.
877
01:06:02,472 --> 01:06:05,373
Amigos, vбmonos!
878
01:06:08,945 --> 01:06:10,537
I have a car.
879
01:06:12,115 --> 01:06:14,447
Ace! So what's going on?
880
01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:17,077
Well, here's the plot up until now.
881
01:06:17,153 --> 01:06:20,020
Our perpetrator
is stealing famous animals.
882
01:06:20,089 --> 01:06:22,421
And there's none more famous
than Calypso.
883
01:06:22,492 --> 01:06:26,189
He play ed the hero unicorn
in the epic trilogy that they shot in NewZealand.
884
01:06:26,262 --> 01:06:29,026
His owners are doing
a benefit magic performance today,
885
01:06:29,098 --> 01:06:32,226
and I got a feeling our thief
is gonna try and steal him there.
886
01:06:32,302 --> 01:06:34,293
Punch it.
887
01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:40,532
Here's the plan.
Doc, y ou watch the exits.
888
01:06:40,610 --> 01:06:42,601
Ox.
889
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,678
You watch Doc.
Let's go.
890
01:06:47,550 --> 01:06:49,040
Hi.
891
01:06:49,118 --> 01:06:54,055
(Ace Jr.) OK, when we get past this,
A-Plus, Laura, split up.
892
01:06:54,123 --> 01:06:56,114
Whoeverfinds Calypso, call in.
893
01:06:56,192 --> 01:07:00,253
We'll stake out the perpetrators
and waitfor them to reveal themselves.
894
01:07:05,601 --> 01:07:07,592
I've been looking around here all day.
895
01:07:07,670 --> 01:07:11,037
- I can'tfind Calypso.
- He's right over there.
896
01:07:11,107 --> 01:07:13,337
(man) For my next illusion...
897
01:07:13,409 --> 01:07:15,570
- Magic show.
...I need a volunteer.
898
01:07:15,645 --> 01:07:17,408
(crowd shoutss)
899
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:22,816
- (man) Avolunteer? Who wants to be in the show?
- (Ace Jr.) Me! Here! Pick me!
900
01:07:22,885 --> 01:07:25,046
You. How abouty ou?
901
01:07:25,121 --> 01:07:27,919
- No, no, me! Hey, wannabe magic man.
- Any one else?
902
01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:31,426
- Me!
- Sure, son. OK, go inspect the box.
903
01:07:31,494 --> 01:07:35,453
You'll see that there are no mirrors.
There are no strings.
904
01:07:35,531 --> 01:07:37,522
There are no trap doors.
905
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,330
- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
906
01:07:40,403 --> 01:07:43,702
Ace Irwin Ventura Jr.
Aty our service.
907
01:07:43,773 --> 01:07:48,506
- Don'tworry, y ou'll be OK.
- (man) This is what I do.
908
01:07:48,578 --> 01:07:51,274
- Are there any back doors?
- There are no back doors.
909
01:07:51,347 --> 01:07:54,282
- Are there any mirrors?
- No mirrors!
910
01:07:55,051 --> 01:07:57,485
- All right, go on.
- Stranger danger.
911
01:07:57,553 --> 01:07:59,783
- Give him a big hand.
- (applause)
912
01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:04,293
Raise the box.
You won't believe whaty ou're about to see.
913
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,521
Every one, remain calm.
914
01:08:07,663 --> 01:08:10,393
One, twwo, three!
915
01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:16,061
(crowd cheers)
916
01:08:22,011 --> 01:08:24,809
And now...
Close the box.
917
01:08:24,881 --> 01:08:29,341
Raise the box, gentlemen, raise the box. I'm
a professional, so nobody try this at home.
918
01:08:29,419 --> 01:08:32,718
And now... Calypso!
919
01:08:40,696 --> 01:08:42,926
What the...?!
920
01:08:43,933 --> 01:08:47,767
- What happened?
- (man #2) Where's my horse?
921
01:08:47,837 --> 01:08:50,635
Where's Calypso?
That horse gets six million a picture.
922
01:08:50,706 --> 01:08:52,901
- Where's Calypso?
- Houdini, I want him back.
923
01:08:52,975 --> 01:08:56,240
That kid right there. The volunteer.
He must know something.
924
01:08:56,312 --> 01:08:59,611
What, me? No. Where would I be
keeping a horse that big? In my pocket?
925
01:08:59,682 --> 01:09:03,209
- Where's Calypso?
- Why don'ty ou check y our mother's house?
926
01:09:03,286 --> 01:09:05,584
- He's justjoking.
- Come on!
927
01:09:05,655 --> 01:09:07,850
- Just get him!
- Hey, kid!
928
01:09:09,158 --> 01:09:11,183
- Stop!
- (Ace Jr.) Slow down, Simba!
929
01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:14,457
- (Laura) Calypso's really gone?
- (Ace Jr.) My plan worked!
930
01:09:14,530 --> 01:09:17,363
- (A-Plus) What plan?
- I fed him one of y our homing devices.
931
01:09:17,433 --> 01:09:22,769
Strawberry gummy, he loved it. Now he's gonna
lead us to whoever's behind all this treachery.
932
01:09:22,839 --> 01:09:25,672
- Get him!
- Stop!
933
01:09:25,741 --> 01:09:28,801
Sickinger, start the car!
I think they have rabies!
934
01:09:30,146 --> 01:09:33,138
Here. Dog.
Car, car!
935
01:09:34,817 --> 01:09:39,345
- Seatbelts!
- Seatbelts? What, are y ou kidding me? Let's go!
936
01:09:40,223 --> 01:09:42,623
Where's my horse?!
937
01:09:45,228 --> 01:09:47,560
They're getting off the highway
at Palm Grove.
938
01:09:47,630 --> 01:09:52,294
That's where all the rich kids from our school live,
butwhere exactly?
939
01:09:52,368 --> 01:09:55,804
- My invitation!
- (mocking) My invitation.
940
01:09:57,573 --> 01:10:00,838
You're invited to my birthday partyy
this Saturday,
941
01:10:00,910 --> 01:10:03,845
at3421 Tropicana Avenue.
942
01:10:05,381 --> 01:10:08,714
OK, party people.
Suit up!
943
01:10:09,452 --> 01:10:11,511
Party?
I haven't partied since '99.
944
01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:13,487
Ox, vбmonos!
945
01:10:18,194 --> 01:10:23,689
(A-Plus) No, up there. No, wait!
Wait, stop, stop! Stop right here!
946
01:10:23,766 --> 01:10:28,100
- No, stop here! Stop!
- I'm stopping, backseat driver!
947
01:10:35,611 --> 01:10:37,977
All right, Laura and I
are going inside.
948
01:10:38,047 --> 01:10:42,177
If we're not back by three o'clock,
implement...
949
01:10:44,754 --> 01:10:46,585
plan B.
950
01:10:46,656 --> 01:10:48,851
Sy nchronize watches.
951
01:10:48,925 --> 01:10:49,584
Let's go.
952
01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:56,522
A red carpet? What is this, an awards show?
Where's Joan Rivers when y ou need her?
953
01:10:56,599 --> 01:11:00,558
Hey, y ou, make sure no weirdos get in here.
Talk aboutfilthy stinking rich.
954
01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:03,002
Do y ou knowwhere the back of the line is?
955
01:11:03,072 --> 01:11:06,041
How's the wife and kids?
What's the word I'm looking for?
956
01:11:06,108 --> 01:11:09,737
- It's very regal.
- Exactly. Egomaniacal.
957
01:11:09,812 --> 01:11:11,677
- Thank y ou.
- Holy Shaq!
958
01:11:11,747 --> 01:11:15,205
How many puberties
have y ou gone through?!
959
01:11:15,284 --> 01:11:17,343
- All right.
- Thank y ou.
960
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:19,911
Wear the wristband at all times.
961
01:11:20,823 --> 01:11:23,553
Whoa. Invite only, kid.
962
01:11:23,626 --> 01:11:27,084
- He's my date.
- What, did y ou lose a bet?
963
01:11:27,163 --> 01:11:29,654
Ha ha! You're killing me, Smalls.
964
01:11:29,732 --> 01:11:33,930
How abouty ou pick on somebody
y our own size? Like Sasquatch.
965
01:11:34,003 --> 01:11:36,665
Now band me.
966
01:11:36,739 --> 01:11:39,765
- Gray areas are offlimits.
- Yeah, y eah, y eah.
967
01:11:39,842 --> 01:11:41,833
(machine bleeps)
968
01:11:42,778 --> 01:11:45,576
- Electronic device.
- Here.
969
01:11:45,648 --> 01:11:51,382
Don't touchy the hair! I haven't been treated this badly
since I got sick in a country with socialized medicine.
970
01:12:02,331 --> 01:12:07,735
- 10,000 shares of Exxon stock! Awesome!
- (disappointed) I got a Rolex.
971
01:12:09,605 --> 01:12:12,972
- Didn'ty ou bring him a gift?
- I got him the one thing he doesn't have.
972
01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:15,101
- What?
- Nothing.
973
01:12:15,678 --> 01:12:17,737
Holy real estate!
974
01:12:22,118 --> 01:12:24,177
This place probably has its own zip code.
975
01:12:24,253 --> 01:12:26,687
I bety ou we need an exitvisa
to get out of here.
976
01:12:26,756 --> 01:12:29,554
Best party ever!
Bananas!
977
01:12:31,761 --> 01:12:34,423
Get out of the way.
Make room for Mr. Pennington.
978
01:12:34,497 --> 01:12:36,988
Ooh, it's Mr. Big Scary Billionaire Man.
979
01:12:39,435 --> 01:12:43,394
"Pirates of the Caribbean"
is the other side of town, sport.
980
01:12:43,472 --> 01:12:47,568
- Don't touch me.
- Stay back, people. Thank y ou. Out of the way.
981
01:12:47,643 --> 01:12:49,634
He's mean.
982
01:12:50,346 --> 01:12:53,315
Young ladies and gentlemen,
983
01:12:53,382 --> 01:12:56,545
may I directy our attention to the sky!
984
01:13:03,726 --> 01:13:08,026
The Pennington Estate now proudly presents
the momentwe've all been waiting for.
985
01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:11,726
Puty our hands together
and welcome my son,
986
01:13:11,801 --> 01:13:14,497
Pennington, Jr.!
987
01:13:14,570 --> 01:13:17,164
(applause)
988
01:13:17,239 --> 01:13:19,673
(girls scream)
989
01:13:21,744 --> 01:13:23,974
- Wow!
- Big deal.
990
01:13:24,847 --> 01:13:30,945
(Pennington Jr.) Hi, how are y ou?
Great to see y ou. Thanks for coming.
991
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:34,114
- How are we gonna get inside?
- Oh, I know.
992
01:13:34,190 --> 01:13:37,626
Let's crash into the door
in our million-dollar personal helicopter.
993
01:13:37,693 --> 01:13:40,457
- Ace.
- I'm working on it.
994
01:13:41,097 --> 01:13:43,725
Hey, Laura, glad y ou could make it.
995
01:13:43,799 --> 01:13:46,324
Hi, how are y ou?
996
01:13:47,269 --> 01:13:52,138
Well, I asked my fatherfor the best party ever,
and, as y ou can see,
997
01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:56,304
what a Pennington wants,
a Pennington gets.
998
01:13:56,378 --> 01:14:00,007
- So please do not embarrass y ourselves...
- I got it. Let's go.
999
01:14:00,082 --> 01:14:04,519
...by breaking any of the following rules.
Dad?
1000
01:14:05,421 --> 01:14:09,653
Gifts in the party bags
are not tax deductible.
1001
01:14:09,725 --> 01:14:12,853
Do not take any photos.
1002
01:14:13,362 --> 01:14:15,956
Any one found to be outside
of the designated areas
1003
01:14:16,031 --> 01:14:19,933
will be prosecuted
to the fullest extent of the law.
1004
01:14:20,703 --> 01:14:23,934
- Have fun, kids!
- (applause)
1005
01:14:24,473 --> 01:14:30,070
We'll cut the cake in 45 minutes.
Until then, happy birthday to me!
1006
01:14:37,486 --> 01:14:40,455
- Ace!
- I'm thinking.
1007
01:14:41,457 --> 01:14:43,448
- Down here.
- Yeah.
1008
01:14:46,262 --> 01:14:48,560
Ow! Watch the hair!
1009
01:15:08,651 --> 01:15:11,119
Will y ou stop spinning? I'm dizzy!
1010
01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:14,418
Let's go.
The tunnel oflove.
1011
01:15:14,490 --> 01:15:17,653
- In y our dreams, Ace.
- How did y ou know about that?
1012
01:15:17,726 --> 01:15:19,751
Oxnard. Big mouth!
1013
01:15:30,072 --> 01:15:32,233
(Ace Jr.) Follow me.
1014
01:15:44,453 --> 01:15:46,444
Who's the man?
1015
01:15:52,094 --> 01:15:54,358
They could have seen y ou!
1016
01:16:06,342 --> 01:16:09,675
- Why do y ou keep doing that?
- That's just how I roll, baby.
1017
01:16:09,745 --> 01:16:11,736
(sniffs)
1018
01:16:16,352 --> 01:16:22,120
If Scooby-Doo has taught me any thing,
it's that one of these books will activate a secret door.
1019
01:16:22,191 --> 01:16:24,182
(continues sniffing)
1020
01:16:28,397 --> 01:16:35,064
Earthy, sweet, a strong bouquet of bamboo
with a slight infusion of crocus.
1021
01:16:35,137 --> 01:16:37,605
Just a touch of wild grass and... butt!
1022
01:16:40,643 --> 01:16:42,634
I smell panda poop.
1023
01:16:43,779 --> 01:16:45,770
Excellenty ear.
1024
01:17:00,529 --> 01:17:03,794
- How did y ou know that?
- I'm a meddling kid.
1025
01:17:12,341 --> 01:17:16,300
Dookie marks the spot.
Must be Poo-mas.
1026
01:17:16,378 --> 01:17:18,778
Or Jimmy Poo.
1027
01:17:18,847 --> 01:17:21,941
The Penningtons think they're smart,
but they're poo-pid.
1028
01:17:22,017 --> 01:17:26,113
We've caught them brown-footed.
They really stepped in it.
1029
01:17:26,188 --> 01:17:28,679
OK, Ace, enough of this crap.
1030
01:17:30,392 --> 01:17:33,225
You said "crap."
You did. OK, fine, fine.
1031
01:17:36,832 --> 01:17:40,063
(man) National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife,
how can I directyou?
1032
01:17:40,135 --> 01:17:43,468
Yes, I have an anony mous tip
forAgent Hollander.
1033
01:17:43,539 --> 01:17:46,940
Is he currently on... doodie?
1034
01:17:47,142 --> 01:17:48,973
(beeping)
1035
01:17:49,044 --> 01:17:51,842
- Gum! I need a piece of gum.
- Here.
1036
01:18:05,694 --> 01:18:08,754
We received an anony mous tip
instructing us to come here.
1037
01:18:08,831 --> 01:18:11,026
From whom?
1038
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,931
Anony mous.
1039
01:18:13,002 --> 01:18:17,530
The tip said that the case of the missing panda cub
has been solved!
1040
01:18:18,140 --> 01:18:22,736
You're the one who called in the tip?
That's it, short stack. Nowy ou're in big trouble.
1041
01:18:22,811 --> 01:18:28,374
No. He's in big trouble!
We found these shoes in his closet!
1042
01:18:28,450 --> 01:18:33,080
It proves that my mom
didn't steal the panda.
1043
01:18:35,257 --> 01:18:37,350
I think I understand.
1044
01:18:37,426 --> 01:18:42,363
This cartoon has taken advantage
of my son's hospitality.
1045
01:18:42,431 --> 01:18:45,264
He's found some cheap
costume store haberdashery,
1046
01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:48,963
snuck it in as a birthday gift,
and planted it in my home.
1047
01:18:49,038 --> 01:18:55,102
And now he expects y ou to believe that I used
these ridiculous things in the commission of a crime?
1048
01:18:55,177 --> 01:18:59,841
Yes! Can y ou believe this guy?!
I mean, he's pathetic!
1049
01:18:59,915 --> 01:19:03,009
I'm glad I'm not in his shoes!
No pun intended.
1050
01:19:03,085 --> 01:19:06,521
He's been try ing to save his mom
with all sorts of crazy theories.
1051
01:19:06,588 --> 01:19:11,321
Get rid of these. He came by
the NBFW command center just the other day.
1052
01:19:11,393 --> 01:19:13,793
- National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife?
- Yeah.
1053
01:19:13,862 --> 01:19:18,356
I play golf with y our director. Join us for dinner
next time he's in Florida, Agent...?
1054
01:19:18,434 --> 01:19:20,732
Russell Hollander.
Thatwould be great.
1055
01:19:20,803 --> 01:19:23,237
How's the panda investigation coming?
I read...
1056
01:19:23,305 --> 01:19:26,741
Hey, Hometown!
You're not here to be interviewed!
1057
01:19:26,809 --> 01:19:29,801
Arrest this guy,
and let my mom out!
1058
01:19:29,878 --> 01:19:32,938
Would y ou excuse me for one second,
Mr. Pennington?
1059
01:19:33,015 --> 01:19:35,347
Call me Pennington.
1060
01:19:36,151 --> 01:19:41,179
Don'tworry, Ventura. I'm gonna make an arrest.
Two of them, in fact. Because y ou're out of control!
1061
01:19:41,256 --> 01:19:45,522
You wanna see out of control?
Let's go, right now! Ha!
1062
01:19:45,594 --> 01:19:48,722
Ha! I win, bedhead.
Take these twwo in!
1063
01:19:48,797 --> 01:19:51,129
Ex-squeeze me?
1064
01:19:51,934 --> 01:19:56,871
I'll make sure y ou're locked up until the panda case
is completed. We don't need more distractions.
1065
01:19:56,939 --> 01:19:58,804
(beeping)
1066
01:19:58,874 --> 01:20:00,774
Three o'clock!
1067
01:20:00,843 --> 01:20:03,676
- What the hell is that?
- Plan B.
1068
01:20:04,847 --> 01:20:07,372
- Sorry! Sorry!
- (panda noises play on stereo)
1069
01:20:07,449 --> 01:20:10,475
- Ah, panda song.
- Here we go.
1070
01:20:11,053 --> 01:20:12,782
Uh-oh. Hello!
1071
01:20:12,855 --> 01:20:16,484
The sweet sound of a mother panda
calling her y oung.
1072
01:20:17,092 --> 01:20:19,253
Oops! We're out of power!
1073
01:20:19,328 --> 01:20:22,786
- The house is clean!
- (panda noises continue)
1074
01:20:22,865 --> 01:20:25,299
- Check around back!
- OK.
1075
01:20:27,669 --> 01:20:30,365
They're small.
Why did y ou let them go?
1076
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:35,069
Turn it up! Go!
Ting Tang will hear his mom calling him!
1077
01:20:37,613 --> 01:20:41,105
- Let's go!
- Get the guy with the boom box!
1078
01:20:46,688 --> 01:20:49,316
(Ace Jr.) Over there, point it over there!
1079
01:21:03,906 --> 01:21:07,967
Congratulations.
You found my horse stalls.
1080
01:21:08,043 --> 01:21:12,412
- Sir, I apologize for the misunderstanding.
- Get him off my property!
1081
01:21:12,481 --> 01:21:15,245
Silence!
They're all here.
1082
01:21:15,317 --> 01:21:18,081
Come on, half pint,
I'm getting tired of this.
1083
01:21:18,153 --> 01:21:20,280
Ha!
1084
01:21:23,492 --> 01:21:26,256
Don't go near those doors!
1085
01:21:30,766 --> 01:21:33,030
(Ace Jr.) Princess! Tabby!
1086
01:21:38,006 --> 01:21:39,871
Otter! Piggy!
1087
01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:48,511
Tortoise! Freedom the Hawk!
Be free!
1088
01:21:48,584 --> 01:21:50,745
Possum!
1089
01:22:06,935 --> 01:22:09,699
Ting Tang, I found y ou!
Touchdown!
1090
01:22:10,539 --> 01:22:13,531
Go to the hay stack!
I'll be right back!
1091
01:22:14,610 --> 01:22:16,601
Oh, no, y ou don't.
1092
01:22:23,085 --> 01:22:25,952
Come to me, my jungle friends!
1093
01:22:44,673 --> 01:22:46,732
(yells)
1094
01:22:50,178 --> 01:22:52,646
Vбmonos, amigos.
1095
01:22:55,117 --> 01:22:58,245
You had every thing, sir.
Why did y ou do this?
1096
01:22:59,521 --> 01:23:02,820
I decided to start
an animal collection.
1097
01:23:03,392 --> 01:23:05,952
I wanted only the mostfamous pieces.
1098
01:23:06,028 --> 01:23:08,553
Smooth ride for stolen property,
Pennington.
1099
01:23:08,630 --> 01:23:11,827
And what a Pennington wants,
1100
01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:14,232
a Pennington gets.
1101
01:23:14,569 --> 01:23:18,471
Mr. Pennington, Sr., sir,
y ou're under arrest.
1102
01:23:18,540 --> 01:23:21,065
(various animal noises)
1103
01:23:23,745 --> 01:23:26,612
(imitates dice rolling) Whack!
1104
01:23:27,282 --> 01:23:29,216
Yahtzee!
1105
01:23:29,284 --> 01:23:31,616
What's that on y our tie?
1106
01:23:33,121 --> 01:23:35,419
I win.
1107
01:23:35,490 --> 01:23:38,618
- Exit stage left.
- Come on.
1108
01:23:41,530 --> 01:23:44,090
He's going to jail,
he's going to jail!
1109
01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:47,465
Ace, y ou're a really great pet detective.
1110
01:23:48,937 --> 01:23:51,565
What can I say?
1111
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,870
Like father, like son.
1112
01:23:55,644 --> 01:23:57,942
I'm good, I'm good.
Let's go.
1113
01:23:58,747 --> 01:24:01,648
So when are y ou gonna find my koi fish?
1114
01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:06,279
I just solved a huge case!
I'm working on it.
1115
01:24:14,763 --> 01:24:17,596
Nothing to see here.
Just one of y ourfellow classmates
1116
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:21,329
taking down a powerful billionaire
for stealing celebrity animals.
1117
01:24:21,403 --> 01:24:25,169
Hey, I knowwhere y ou're going,
and my future license plate is going to be
1118
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:27,538
"ACE JR."
1119
01:24:32,347 --> 01:24:35,009
Where's he going?
1120
01:24:35,083 --> 01:24:37,244
Like father, like son.
1121
01:24:44,359 --> 01:24:47,487
Like father, like son!
Come on!
1122
01:24:48,263 --> 01:24:51,391
You guy s wanty our pets or not?
Come on!
1123
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:12,209
(girl) Mr. Chompers!
You stole our pets?
1124
01:25:12,287 --> 01:25:15,586
I'm the pet detective here.
He stole y our pets.
1125
01:25:15,657 --> 01:25:17,852
He wants to be justlike his dad.
1126
01:25:18,093 --> 01:25:20,084
He wants to be justlike his dad.
1127
01:25:20,162 --> 01:25:22,596
Cruel, shallow, and selfish.
1128
01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:25,428
You forgotfilthy rich and egomaniacal.
1129
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,832
We're Penningtons.
We can have whatwe want!
1130
01:25:27,903 --> 01:25:31,202
Oh, y ou're quite a pair.
But this time an Ace trumps a pair!
1131
01:25:31,273 --> 01:25:32,570
(laughs)
1132
01:25:32,641 --> 01:25:34,871
You did notjust make thatlame joke.
1133
01:25:34,943 --> 01:25:41,075
Oh, I did, sir! And y ou and y our dad
are going to look great in matching orange jumpsuits.
1134
01:25:41,149 --> 01:25:43,617
You think y ou're a good detective?
1135
01:25:43,685 --> 01:25:46,586
- Solve this.
- (alligatorgrowls)
1136
01:25:50,525 --> 01:25:53,050
The fish...
1137
01:25:53,128 --> 01:25:55,619
is about to disappear.
1138
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,628
- Greeny!
- No!
1139
01:26:01,703 --> 01:26:04,536
Come on, I need help!
1140
01:26:04,606 --> 01:26:06,767
Open his mouth, I'm going in.
1141
01:26:06,842 --> 01:26:09,606
- (Sickinger) No!
- Five of y ou are going on a mission.
1142
01:26:09,678 --> 01:26:13,273
Couple of y ou
probably aren't coming back.
1143
01:26:15,150 --> 01:26:17,516
Ace, be careful!
1144
01:26:18,820 --> 01:26:21,721
What the...? Mazel tov.
1145
01:26:21,790 --> 01:26:24,623
(girl) Easy, Mr. Chompers.
1146
01:26:24,693 --> 01:26:27,253
That's where my hairdry erwent.
1147
01:26:29,664 --> 01:26:33,430
His mouth is closing!
People, his mouth is closing!
1148
01:26:33,502 --> 01:26:35,629
I think I got him! I got him!
1149
01:26:36,571 --> 01:26:38,129
(Sickinger) Careful!
1150
01:26:38,206 --> 01:26:42,506
Ewww! I think I just squeezed his liver!
That's disgusting!
1151
01:26:45,847 --> 01:26:47,838
Greeny!
1152
01:26:56,091 --> 01:26:57,558
No!
1153
01:27:10,972 --> 01:27:13,338
Way to go, Sparky!
1154
01:27:14,175 --> 01:27:16,336
Grandpa, what are y ou doing here?
1155
01:27:16,411 --> 01:27:21,371
I'm taking ten minutes off from retirement
to help y ou wrap up y ourfirst case.
1156
01:27:21,449 --> 01:27:25,886
- Thanks, Grandpa.
- Hey, Sparky, good going! Good Sparky!
1157
01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:29,390
I told y ou.
I told y ou he was sleeping.
1158
01:27:30,692 --> 01:27:35,391
Who had the hamster?
And the snake, and the turtle...
1159
01:27:35,463 --> 01:27:38,261
- Thanks, Ace.
- It's what I do.
1160
01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:42,667
Now, Laura,
since I solved y our case...
1161
01:27:43,905 --> 01:27:46,840
there was something
I kind of wanted to tell y ou.
1162
01:27:47,375 --> 01:27:49,366
What?
1163
01:27:51,079 --> 01:27:55,948
Well, it all kind of started
when I mety ou in third grade...
1164
01:27:56,017 --> 01:27:58,076
Don't be shy, Ace.
1165
01:27:58,153 --> 01:28:02,112
You like me.
You have a crush on me.
1166
01:28:02,924 --> 01:28:04,721
No.
1167
01:28:04,793 --> 01:28:06,784
I have a huge crush on y ou!
1168
01:28:08,029 --> 01:28:10,520
That's what I just said.
1169
01:28:19,074 --> 01:28:23,534
I'm good, I'm good now.
All right, let me just get my sealegs. This way.
1170
01:28:29,451 --> 01:28:33,512
I am Ace Ventura Jr.,
Pet Detective.
1171
01:28:34,255 --> 01:28:37,156
And I declare all of y our cases...
1172
01:28:37,225 --> 01:28:40,353
closed!
1173
01:28:40,428 --> 01:28:42,862
(cheering)
1174
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:48,958
(crowd chantss) Ace! Ace! Ace!
1175
01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:10,255
Ace Jr... y ou're the man!
1176
01:29:10,325 --> 01:29:15,524
Actually, y ou knowwhat, Grandpa?
You're right! I am the man!
1177
01:29:15,597 --> 01:29:17,588
Get over here, Laura.
1178
01:29:38,086 --> 01:29:41,886
- I am so proud of y ou, Ace.
- Ventura!
1179
01:29:41,956 --> 01:29:44,186
- Thank y ou, honey.
- I love y ou, too, Mom.
1180
01:29:44,259 --> 01:29:46,454
All righty, then!
1181
01:30:07,949 --> 01:30:10,383
(# "Ace Is In The House"by Tone Loc)
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