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-[man] Hello, Junior.
-[bell dings]
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-[man laughs]
-[TV, indistinct]
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[boy on TV laughs]
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<i>-[man</i> laughs]
<i>- Magic trick.</i>
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Oh!
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You guys. That poor kid
might have really gotten hurt.
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Oh, sweetie. It's hilarious.
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-[horn blares]
- OK, we are late. I gotta go.
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Thanks for taking care of her, Dad.
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Bye, Rudie. I love you.
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Bye, Chickenbutt.
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Let's get one of us both.
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- OK.
- OK.
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<i>[man on TV] There's no place
like Magic Land.</i>
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[Rudie] That looks fun.
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Of course, I can't go.
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Oh, it's all hype anyway.
You make your own fun.
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Besides, amusement parks these days...
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Let's just say Magic Land
lost its magic a long time ago.
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<i>Or for the best deal, purchase a memb...</i>
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And I should know.
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Your mom ever tell you that your old papaw
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owned one of the greatest
amusement parks of all time?
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- She didn't?
- No.
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What? It was epic. That's my damn legacy.
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Yeah, this was when I was living
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up in the woods near Calico Ridge.
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Oof! It was a wild time.
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[animal growling]
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[sighs]
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Things could be worse.
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<i>My next-door neighbor
was an alcoholic bear</i>
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<i>who would sneak into my yard
and try to kill me for my beer.</i>
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<i>Yep, true story.</i>
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Go on. Go away.
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Go away. No, no, no. Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
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Don't be a prick. Don't you be a prick.
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[roars]
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<i>He was a persistent little bastard too.</i>
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<i>I would have shared the beer with him,</i>
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<i>but he was kind of an angry drunk.</i>
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No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
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Good boy.
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[yells]
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[groans]
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Oh, fuck.
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- Come on, Papaw.
- What? That's how it happened.
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Honest lnjun.
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Guess you can't say that anymore.
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<i>Those days were different.</i>
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<i>There weren't so many rules.</i>
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<i>Kids were allowed just to be kids</i>
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<i>and do what kids love to do.</i>
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<i>Dumb, crazy shit they might regret.</i>
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<i>Action Point was my baby.</i>
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<i>I built her from the ground up.</i>
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<i>It wasn't some huge monster park,</i>
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<i>just a couple of slides and rides,</i>
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<i>but all the kids in town loved it.</i>
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<i>And the ones who had nowhere to go</i>
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<i>and no one to look after 'em,
well, I put 'em to work.</i>
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<i>I called them the Shitbirds.</i>
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<i>There was Ziffel.
He was our chief engineer.</i>
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<i>Stiv worked security.</i>
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Don't fuck with me.
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<i>Four Finger Annie was our ride supervisor.</i>
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<i>Rodney, he was the numbers guy.</i>
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<i>Hot Headed Pete
was in charge of complaining.</i>
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Can someone help me with this? Hello?
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<i>And then there was Killer.</i>
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<i>He wasn't exactly a kid
and he wasn't on the payroll,</i>
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<i>but he did come every day</i>
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<i>to pick fights with random strangers.</i>
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<i>Never a dull moment.</i>
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<i>To be honest,</i>
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<i>I think he escaped from a mental hospital.</i>
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<i>Anyhoo, the park bordered
the Calico River,</i>
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<i>so we had water activities too.</i>
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<i>And your Great Uncle Benny
was in charge down there.</i>
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<i>Not one single person
ever drowned on his watch</i>
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<i>most of the time.</i>
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- And I looked up...
-[woman] Help!
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...and I saw her vagina
staring me right in the eye.
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And I knew, like,
"No, this is not just for peeing.
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This is for something else."
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Up until then I thought
babies came out of the butt.
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<i>Everyone loved to hear his stories,</i>
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<i>none of which I will share with you,
young lady.</i>
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[Woman] Help me!
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<i>Back then there was a little thing</i>
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<i>called personal responsibility.</i>
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<i>If you screwed up and got hurt,</i>
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<i>you didn't call no lawyer or the media.</i>
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<i>You just dusted yourself off</i>
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<i>and bragged about it
to your dumb little buddies.</i>
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That sounds awesome. What happened to it?
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[toilet flushes]
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Oh.
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Well, that's a long story.
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But we have all afternoon, right?
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Well, you're absolutely right.
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Hey, speaking of...
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Who wants a little mani-pedi?
I mean, it's just us girls.
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[gm] Go, go, go!
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Lay off the brakes, asshole.
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-[girl] Whoo-hoo!
- Here, boss.
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Goddamn it, Lumpy.
What were you trying to do?
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- I wanted to go faster.
- That's fair.
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Give me that tape.
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[tape ripping]
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Just hold it.
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Give her the old criss-cross apple sauce.
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All right, that'll hold her
for a bit, Merle.
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Now, let me take a look at that thing.
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Whoo-wee! Mmm.
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Going to...
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There we go.
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[grunts]
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What? That's what
it was invented for in Vietnam.
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Better than stitches, stronger than skin.
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- You're gonna be all right.
-[grunts]
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Where the hell's Rodney?
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Rodney!
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- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
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Somethings off. I see our regular kids.
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But where's the fresh fish?
What's our attendance today?
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Down about 45%.
Pretty close to my projections.
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It could be worse,
considering 7 Parks just opened.
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The new amusement park
a half hour's drive from here.
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I told you they were building it
all last winter.
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That's not my listening season.
You should have told me louder.
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You heard me. It's just that
selective proactivity of yours.
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Get lost, Rodney.
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Hello there. Any of you work here?
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Yeah, not if we can help it. [chuckles]
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Oh, I see. I'm Greg Knoblach
with Trustwood Developments.
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You've probably seen my billboards.
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Huh?
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OK. I was looking for D.C.
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Well, lookee here. Old Knoblick.
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It's Knoblach, and that wasn't
even funny in high school.
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D.C., the chairlift broke again.
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-[D.C.] Oh, shit.
- Help me!
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Rodney!
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Amazing. [laughs]
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Anyway, back to why I'm here.
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I suppose you probably heard
you got some competition in town now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know all about <i>7</i> Narcs.
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Yeah. Here, take a look at those, kids.
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They've got log flumes, roller coasters,
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and a chairlift that actually works.
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Mm-hm.
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My son Travis just took a job
there for the summer.
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Little cocksucker. [clears throat]
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Looks like a big, bright,
shiny corporate asshole to me.
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OK, listen, D.C.
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-[girl] What's he got in here?
-[Knoblach] I got friends at the bank.
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So I know you took out a loan
on this place last year.
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What was it, 100,000?
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How are you ever gonna pay that off?
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Let me find a buyer for your land.
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It's not gonna be easy, but
I'm sure I can find somebody.
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Well, look, Nodgecock,
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I didn't build this place
for you or the bank.
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I built it for the kids.
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So I'm not selling
to any of you fanny-blowers.
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Good day.
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[laughter]
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Hey. Hey!
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Hey, those are Cubans.
Give me that. Give me that.
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You're lucky we saved
your people in that war.
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<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>And that's about the
time
your mom arrived for the summer.</i>
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[gasps]
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- Chickenbutt! Hi.
- Hi!
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Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
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Oh. I recognize those.
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How's your mom? Still hate me?
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Still with that guy,
the physical therapist?
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She doesn't hate you,
and you know he's a doctor.
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Yeah, that's what he says.
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All right, baby.
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Well, let's hit it.
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You remember this one? You used
to love it when you were a kid.
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[man singing on tape]
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Here.
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00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:03,747
Listen to this.
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00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:09,712
[The Clash: "Janie Jones"]
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00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,424
Beat's good, but the lead singer
sounds kind of harelipped.
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- They're called The Clash.
- Ah, The Clash.
190
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,389
They're playing New York.
A lot of my friends are going.
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It's no big deal.
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They're actually all right.
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00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,647
Hey, well, I think
their tour's coming through LA.
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00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,692
You think maybe we could check 'em out?
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Sure. We got all summer.
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Home sweet home.
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House looks the same.
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[D.C.] Spent a little time
cleaning her up.
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I got the luggage. Don't worry about it.
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- Draw.
-[gunshot]
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<i>Huh. Too slow.</i>
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00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,143
B 'B0Ogie!
enny! Oh, my God!
203
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,979
[D.C.] The hell you doing here?
You're supposed to be at the lagoon.
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00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,485
I don't believe it. You blossomed.
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00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,573
Um, I'm gonna go unpack.
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00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:22,451
- You gotta see my new hatchet.
-[D.C.] Oh, Jesus.
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00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,828
I invented this game.
It's called Kill the White Man.
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00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,705
You think this shirt makes me look fat?
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00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,707
I don't really care if it does. It's rad.
210
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,793
I stole it from my sister.
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Oh, please, Dad. It's a tampon.
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Do not swear at me, young lady.
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00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,848
It's fine. It's totally natural.
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She left Action Point a child.
She returned a woman.
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-[snaps fingers]
- All right, that's it. Back to the lagoon.
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Come by and see me later, Boogie.
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We'll gab like little schoolgirls.
218
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- OK, Benny.
-[Benny] Bye.
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He's a peach.
220
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Oh, God. I'm gonna go. Are you OK?
221
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,912
Um, actually... Well, no. No, it can wait.
222
00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:09,290
- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm gonna get a shower.
223
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I'll come find you later.
We can talk then.
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00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,377
OK. Um...
225
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,089
Oh, we got a rogue bear around here,
so keep an eye out.
226
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:20,134
There's some bear repellent
over next to the hairspray.
227
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But don't get 'em mixed up.
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- Draw.
-[gunshot]
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<i>Too slow.</i>
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<i>[Rudie]
Sounds like my mom's worst nightmare.</i>
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00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,601
Well, it wasn't back then.
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She wasn't the uptight...
excellent mother she is now.
233
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She was pretty normal.
234
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,945
Come on, I was gonna paint your nails.
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- You don't wanna...
- Papaw.
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You... Oh. Oh, OK. Suit yourself.
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[giggles]
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My tootsies are ticklish.
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Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. No!
240
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Ooh. Ooh, you touched 'em.
241
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,802
- Ooh.
- It looks good.
242
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,347
- It's an improvement.
- Ooh.
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00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,393
[yells]
244
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,941
- Smartass.
- All right, let's do this.
245
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,069
Boogie, it's on you.
246
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,406
You ready, Stiv?
247
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,742
OK.
248
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:27,951
Flaughs]
249
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,621
Three, two, one!
250
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,040
[laughter]
251
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:36,335
'[D-C-] It works!
{Boogie} Sorry, Stiv!
252
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,670
She's not sorry.
253
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,464
[Killer] Hey, D.C.
254
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,092
{veins}
-[Killer] Relax, Pete.
255
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,929
It's not gonna hurt you.
Just a baby snake.
256
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,640
- Oh, my God.
- Found him out in the woodpile.
257
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,809
What do you think, D.C.? Can I keep him?
258
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,853
Sure, Killer. Just get him
the hell out of here.
259
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,438
Awesome.
260
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,900
Hey, D.C., not so awesome is that snake
261
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,486
came from underneath
the last piece of lumber we got.
262
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,115
Oh, damn. We need that wood for the rides.
263
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,700
How we looking on funds, Rodney?
264
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,703
Well, no problem.
265
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:15,082
We can go get some more
after closing tonight.
266
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,418
I know a place we can get it on credit.
267
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,919
Get back to it.
268
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,757
[Benny] Siouxsie, come on.
269
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,843
[D.C.] Let's go. Let's load her up.
270
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,887
Are we in?
271
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,849
-[Pete] We're in.
- All right. Let's go.
272
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,183
[Ziffel whistles]
273
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,189
[D.C.]
Ugh. This place gives me the creeps.
274
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,988
All right, hand me the key.
275
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:54,288
Come on. Come on, Siouxsie. Good girl.
276
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,373
Good girl, Siouxsie.
277
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,084
[dog barking]
278
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,503
Look, Siouxsie. Look, Siouxsie.
279
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,797
Oh, who's that? Oh, he's so handsome.
280
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,841
You get him. Good girl.
281
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:11,847
Oh, you get him. Go on.
Good girl, Siouxsie.
282
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,359
Whoa.
283
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,615
[barks]
284
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,158
[D.C.] Come on, guys. Let's go!
285
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,744
-[Ziffel] We're going.
-[grunting]
286
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,330
[Pete] Just shove it.
287
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,333
Watch out, Rodney.
Move your ass. Get the goddamn...
288
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,504
- Just move.
- Fucking... Give me that.
289
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,422
Damn it.
290
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,675
Keep it moving.
291
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,683
Motherfucker.
292
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,938
[chattering]
293
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,754
[grunts]
294
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,799
[unzips pants]
295
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,884
-[chuckling]
-[urinating]
296
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,055
[zips up]
297
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,348
[gasps]
298
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,601
- Shh.
- What are you doing?
299
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,311
Come on.
300
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,439
[indistinct voices]
301
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,901
[Knoblach] I talked to the mayor.
302
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,571
We are talking about a very big deal here.
303
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,322
I don't want you standing out there
304
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,991
with your balls in the wind.
305
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,367
Take my word for it,
306
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,369
as soon as this guy
misses his next payment,
307
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,830
you are getting Action Point
at short sale prices,
308
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,665
with no other bidders.
309
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,209
You can trust me on this...
310
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:06,295
- What you doing?
- Sorry, D.C.
311
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,298
My tummy gets upset when we do black ops.
312
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,340
Dad?
313
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,427
- No, no.
-[Boogie] What? What?
314
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,928
_GQ, g0, g0.
-[alarm rings]
315
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,276
Siouxsie! Siouxsie!
Come on, Siouxsie Sioux!
316
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,111
Sioux! Siouxsie Sioux!
317
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,364
[D.C.] Get in the truck!
318
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:38,327
Siouxsie! Siouxsie! Siouxsie Sioux!
Siouxsie, come on, girl.
319
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,787
- Come on, Siouxsie.
-[all] Come on!
320
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,290
Come on, baby. Good girl.
321
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,459
'[50099] Come on!
"[D-C.] Let's g0!
322
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,711
- Get her in.
- Get the dog.
323
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,546
- I got her. Let's go.
- Come on!
324
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,803
Knoblach thinks he's selling our place
to those <i>7</i> Park pricks.
325
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,056
[Ziffel] Hey, why is your dog's ass wet?
326
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,518
<i>[Old</i> D.C.]
<i>I knew I had to come up with</i> a <i>big
idea,</i>
327
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,228
<i>an idea that would catch fire</i>
328
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,523
<i>and help us compete with
those corporate douchebags.</i>
329
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,901
<i>But, whew, it wasn't easy.</i>
330
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,445
<i>Thinking is not my superpower.</i>
331
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,657
[D.C. imitates bomb falling, exploding]
332
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,492
[clattering]
333
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,498
[D.C. grunts]
334
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,555
-[D.C. humming]
-[clattering]
335
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,394
Ooh. Oh!
336
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,978
Goddamn it.
337
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,073
[D.C. hums]
338
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,536
[howling]
339
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,126
[growls]
340
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:11,461
Hi, Boogie.
341
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,926
[yells]
342
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,137
[splashing]
343
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,402
- Come on. We need more slack.
- It's coming.
344
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,654
You guys are supposed to be cleaning
the slide. What the hell are you doing?
345
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,449
Yeah, we're gonna power-wash it.
346
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,744
Fucking stupid cart. Fuck!
347
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,121
On Pete?
348
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,497
Yeah.
349
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,961
So, uh, how are the numbers,
Rodney? How are we looking?
350
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:57,048
-[Rodney] Attendance is up.
- That's good. How much?
351
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,092
-[Rodney] 1%_
-[D.C.] Oh.
352
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,847
Well, sounds like we gotta up our game.
353
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,684
- Hey, Pete!
- W hat?
354
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,937
[all] Whoa!
355
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,108
- Oh, shit.
- Sorry, D.C.
356
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,693
Holy shit.
357
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:22,407
[laughs] Holy shit.
358
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:28,205
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>Sometimes I get my
best ideas
when I'm freshly concussed.</i>
359
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,041
<i>As I was lying on my back
on the verge of a seizure,</i>
360
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,126
<i>something happened.</i>
361
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:38,173
<i>It was a damned epiphany,
a real eureka moment.</i>
362
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,805
Are you OK? It was Ziffel's idea.
363
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,558
Action Point team meeting. Let's go.
364
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,605
All right, everybody. Listen up.
365
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,275
- Ow. Shit.
-[laughter]
366
00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,654
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
367
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,782
We're not in trouble because
I think I got this, all right?
368
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,701
What this place needs
is an excitement enema.
369
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,912
<i>7</i> Parks may have taken our customers,
370
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,539
but we can take 'em right back.
371
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,415
So what we're gonna do
372
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,668
is we're gonna make this place
fast and loose,
373
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,628
teach these little cooter-flutes
374
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,506
to use a little hand-eye coordination
for a change.
375
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:22,300
We'll let 7 Parks be about
what you can't do.
376
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,719
Action Point is gonna be about
what you can do.
377
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:28,181
-[all] Yeah!
- So what are you going to do?
378
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,475
We're gonna take the brakes
off this place.
379
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:34,271
Every ride, every attraction,
no rules, no speed limits.
380
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:37,107
- Just pure fun.
-[all] Yeah!
381
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,861
All right, you Shitbirds,
size it up and paste it on a pigeon.
382
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,029
Our ass is getting started right now.
383
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,489
<i>"LETS
Mock song DEV-mg“</i>
384
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:45,448
[Pete] After lunch.
385
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,493
Yeah, so, yeah, that's
the speed limiter right there.
386
00:22:48,577 --> 00:22:50,120
Well, rip the sucker off.
387
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:53,331
Ah! You ready, Slappy?
388
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,626
All right, here we go.
389
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,297
Oh, yeah.
390
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:04,217
-[Ziffel] Is he gonna be OK?
-[D.C.] He's fine.
391
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,891
And bye-bye, Mr. Brakes.
392
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,893
One, two, three.
393
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,979
[screams]
394
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,565
Looks good. Who's first?
395
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,650
I'm breaking this bastard in.
396
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,195
[yells]
397
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:29,910
- Oh, my God!
- Hope that's a strong line.
398
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:38,209
Oh, fuck!
399
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,675
[Pete] What the fuck?
400
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,389
[yells]
401
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,892
All right, this is called
the loop-dee-loop.
402
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:59,397
"Oh, I'm walking up the steps
and I'm in. Whoa!"
403
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,108
Yeah? All right.
404
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,986
- Give Daddy a little push.
- Good luck.
405
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:12,118
Whoa!
406
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,912
[song continues]
407
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,420
[whoops]
408
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,676
[groans]
409
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,804
[chuckles]
410
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,931
-[Pete] Fuck.
- Ow.
411
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:36,893
- Holy shit, that was amazing.
- You want this?
412
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:39,521
[D.C.] I think you're gonna
have to feather it a little
413
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,439
on that last turn.
414
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,942
- I'm next.
-[Pete] Fuck you. I'm next.
415
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,695
- Help me up.
- You OK, boss?
416
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,279
Ow.
417
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,534
- Thanks.
-[Benny] That was incredible.
418
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,763
Have you tethered any of that down yet?
Damn it.
419
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,724
Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it.
420
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:20,145
Shouldn't we be facing the water
in case someone needs help?
421
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,605
Ah, let God sort 'em out.
422
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,364
Dude, what the fuck?
423
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,117
It's like one continuous train wreck.
424
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,660
Now, to the untrained eye,
425
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:38,705
all this might look
dangerous and haphazard,
426
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:43,376
but your father is an artiste
and this is his canvas.
427
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,087
[B00gie] on!
428
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:49,591
I want to talk to him
about something, but...
429
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:53,803
I'm kind of dreading it.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
430
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:56,806
It's just... he may think it's a big deal.
431
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,934
It's just Mom travels so much with work,
432
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,771
and her boyfriend looks after me
most of the time.
433
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,858
He floated the idea
and Mom liked it, and...
434
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,068
What is it?
435
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,989
That he become an official
legal guardian of mine,
436
00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:15,241
and I need Dad to sign the papers.
437
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,118
Holy shit. Really?
438
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,995
Mmm.
439
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,623
Whoa. No, no, no, no, no.
440
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:24,084
Your dad is not gonna like that at all.
441
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,044
Look, I thought I had problems,
442
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,671
but you, young lady, you have problems.
443
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,215
Shut up, Benny.
444
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:34,427
It'll work itself out. It always does.
445
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:36,513
Oh, whoa!
446
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:39,015
- Jeez!
-[Annie] I'm sorry.
447
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:46,314
Do you work here? Does anybody work here?
448
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,316
[D.C.] Yeah, yeah.
449
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:52,695
My son is stuck up there
and he won't come down.
450
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:56,324
- Please, just do something.
- Absolutely.
451
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,828
Get down from there, you little bastard!
452
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,915
- No!
- Walk it off.
453
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:05,667
Whoo!
454
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:16,302
-[boy] That was fucking awesome.
- You deserved that.
455
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:19,681
This place should be closed down.
456
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,599
Come on, Leslie.
457
00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:26,354
- What'd she say?
- She said, "Come on, Leslie."
458
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,772
[D.C.] Before that.
459
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:30,316
She said this place should be closed down.
460
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,277
She may be right.
461
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:37,740
This place is a lawless,
reckless free-for-all,
462
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,784
and people need to know about it.
463
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,293
So why are we boycotting our own park?
464
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:51,087
Because there's no better publicity
than a boycott.
465
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:54,382
Remember the big grape boycott
that helped the farm workers?
466
00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:57,051
Yeah. Yeah, we studied it this year.
467
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,636
Grape sales went through the roof
468
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,138
'cause all anybody ever heard
469
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:02,682
was the word "grape" over and over again.
470
00:28:02,765 --> 00:28:05,059
[Pete] And why the shit
are we dressed like this?
471
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,145
[D.C.] So we blend in, Pete.
472
00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:09,314
[Waylon Jennings:
"Ain't No God in Mexico"]
473
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:29,292
[song fades]
474
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,128
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>Knob/ach was greasing
the wheels all over town,</i>
475
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,923
<i>trying to steal away Action Point's land.</i>
476
00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:37,634
<i>- He even had the mayor in his hip pocket.
- Thank</i> you.
477
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,887
A very exciting day here today.
478
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:44,015
And I would like to applaud
Trustwood Developments
479
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,810
for all their efforts
on helping us revitalize
480
00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:50,730
downtown Calico Ridge.
481
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:53,900
But what are you going to do
about Action Point?
482
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:54,984
Yeah.
483
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:57,278
- Excuse me?
- Action Point.
484
00:28:57,362 --> 00:29:00,657
- That place is out of control.
- That guy's right.
485
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,492
They just put in a zipline there,
486
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,535
and all the girls
are flashing their titties.
487
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:06,621
-[people gasping]
- No, no, I didn't know that.
488
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:10,458
And beer is so cheap,
they're practically giving it away.
489
00:29:11,209 --> 00:29:13,378
[D.C.] Action Point is the craziest place
490
00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:15,838
with the most dangerous rides
in the world.
491
00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:18,216
- Who do we wanna close?
-[all] Action Point!
492
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:21,302
- When do we wanna close it?
-[all] After Labor Day.
493
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:26,057
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Action Point has got to go!
494
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,684
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
495
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,686
<i>Action Point has got to go!</i>
496
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,562
<i>Hey, hey! Ho, ho!</i>
497
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:33,982
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>The plan worked.</i>
498
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:35,984
<i>Word had gotten out that Action Point</i>
499
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:40,029
<i>was the craziest, rowdiest
no-holds-barred amusement park</i>
500
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:41,823
<i>in the good old US of A.</i>
501
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:44,367
[rock song playing]
502
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:53,418
<i>Slappy added a special ingredient
to the cotton candy that day,</i>
503
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,545
<i>and the kids loved it.</i>
504
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,630
[song continues]
505
00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:10,351
This cotton candy's getting
quite popular. OK, OK, OK.
506
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:14,480
[song ends]
507
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,234
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>And, of course,
Knoblach got wind of our good fortune</i>
508
00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:22,238
<i>and he sent his pissant little son Travis
over to spy on us.</i>
509
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:26,451
Jesus. Look at all these
fucking pathetic losers.
510
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:29,746
Hey, here you go, babe.
511
00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:33,124
Nice shorts. Watch where you're going.
512
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,544
Hey, Bobo, check this one.
513
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:41,341
Hey, has anyone ever told you
you look like a Manson Family reject?
514
00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:43,843
Has anyone ever told you to eat a dick?
515
00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:46,387
What the fuck you just say to me?
516
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:47,680
Hey, shit-eyes,
517
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:49,515
how about respecting
the old personal space, huh?
518
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,225
-[snarling]
- Siouxsie Sioux.
519
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:54,437
-[barks]
- Get ahold of your dog, man.
520
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,898
- I don't like this fucking dog.
- Let's get out of here.
521
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,566
I don't think she likes you either.
522
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:00,568
Good fight, though, guys.
523
00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:03,613
- Good girl.
- Thanks. That was sweet of you.
524
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:05,782
- Benny.
- I'm Mia.
525
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:09,452
- This is Siouxsie Sioux.
- Oh, hey, Siouxsie Sioux.
526
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,580
Oh, thank you too, girl.
527
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,082
I love your hatchet.
528
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:15,792
It's just like the ones
that the Franks used
529
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,418
to defeat the Roman Empire.
530
00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:19,253
Really? I love French fries.
531
00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:21,172
- I love French fries too.
- Yeah?
532
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,677
What a day. We ran out of beer,
corn dogs and toilet paper.
533
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:29,514
- In that order.
- That's right.
534
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:31,224
Rodney, why don't you send the bank
535
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,476
a nice fat installment on our loan?
536
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,853
Well, there's a little more
to it than that, D.C.,
537
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,522
but, yeah, I'll take care of it.
538
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:38,856
Great.
539
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,199
Here. I was just coming to show you this.
540
00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:53,079
- Barry Manilow?
- No, no. The Clash.
541
00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,957
Oh, yeah, these blokes.
542
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,042
So can we still go?
543
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,879
Yeah, all right.
I reckon why the hell not?
544
00:32:03,047 --> 00:32:06,676
Hey, D.C.! D.C.!
545
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,761
Oh, hell.
546
00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:16,686
[boy] Stop it.
547
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:24,110
D.C., Lost and Found
is for sunglasses, flip-flops.
548
00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:25,987
Not little kids, OK?
549
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,990
Their brothers and sisters just
dump them here and run off to the rides.
550
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,324
OK, just calm down.
551
00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:32,076
We just need to figure out something to do
552
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,703
with these little bastards.
553
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:37,123
Animals. I used to love
that petting zoo you took me to.
554
00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,585
Maybe we can do a Kiddieland
with a petting zoo.
555
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,128
- Yeah.
- Killer's got snakes.
556
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,714
- Oh, well...
- Hey, you like snakes?
557
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,175
[m utters]
558
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,636
You're not gonna catch anything.
559
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,805
You're not gonna catch anything.
You're a pussy.
560
00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:54,474
That has nothing to do with catching.
561
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,684
[Pete] Are you sure
peanut butter's a good idea?
562
00:32:56,767 --> 00:33:00,354
Absolutely. Just go to sleep
with your eyes open
563
00:33:00,438 --> 00:33:01,939
and say whatever's on your mind.
564
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,357
Yeah.
565
00:33:03,441 --> 00:33:04,567
[Pete] Is it near me right now?
566
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:08,029
He's coming this way.
What, are you scared, Pete?
567
00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:10,573
[Pete] Yes, I'm terrified.
568
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,325
You look really brave.
569
00:33:12,408 --> 00:33:15,411
-[Pete] Eat the peanut butter.
- Oh, he's coming.
570
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,246
Grab him. Grab him.
571
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,582
He just dragged his nuts
across your face, Pete.
572
00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:26,380
Cage. Give me the cage.
573
00:33:26,464 --> 00:33:28,341
Give me the cage.
574
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:33,804
Shit.
575
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:36,015
[Benny] It's a porcupine.
576
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,893
It comes from the Middle French word
meaning "thorny pig."
577
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:41,270
Hold my beer.
578
00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:44,899
You need to charm him, like a lady.
579
00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:48,653
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
580
00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:50,863
Put him in the bucket.
Put him in the bucket.
581
00:33:51,447 --> 00:33:53,366
Come on. In. In, in, in.
582
00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:56,035
Ow! [whimpers]
583
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:59,872
I'm going to just slip one in
in case the squirrel's frisky.
584
00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:03,626
Just stay relaxed.
585
00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,171
Here. Lookee here.
586
00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:08,965
Yeah. Wait, wait.
587
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:12,635
There's more where that came from.
Lookee here.
588
00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:15,972
-[Benny] Shh. Fucking shut up.
-[D.C.] Dude, it's in.
589
00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:18,599
- Ow! Ow. Ow.
-[squeaks]
590
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:21,978
[Pete] Dude, he likes it.
That's disgusting.
591
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,814
Give me the bag.
It's totally in your pants.
592
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,274
Hold it in there. Just trap it.
593
00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:29,360
[Benny] Drop it. He'll take it.
Don't give him a fright.
594
00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:32,572
- Stand up slow.
- I am, I am.
595
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:34,699
- He's moving.
- Shh, shh, shh.
596
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,201
Ow. Ow. Goddamn.
597
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,620
[yells]
598
00:34:39,704 --> 00:34:42,206
- D.C.
- Oh, we got it!
599
00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:44,125
- Yeah, baby!
- Nice job, Benny.
600
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,251
Don't let it out.
601
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:48,296
-[B00gie] OK.
.No peeking. You peeking?
602
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,381
- No, they're closed.
- Keep 'em closed.
603
00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:53,926
All right, and... voil?!
604
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,429
Kiddieland!
605
00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,474
Oh! Um...
606
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,521
It's not exactly how I saw it.
607
00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:07,690
Are you kidding? It's fantastic.
608
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:11,110
- Oh, my God! Don't touch it.
- Sorry.
609
00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:12,153
Dad.
610
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,406
Lookee here.
611
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:18,618
[Boogie] Where did you find all this?
612
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:21,329
[D.C.] Well, I bought some
and caught some.
613
00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:24,498
- That's really dangerous.
- No, no, he's in full control.
614
00:35:24,582 --> 00:35:25,791
He's in control.
615
00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:28,544
All right.
616
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:32,089
Children...
617
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:36,927
Boogie. Hey. You wanna hold one?
618
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:38,471
I'm fine, thanks.
619
00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:40,556
He sure has a way with kids, don't he?
620
00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:47,855
[ringing tone]
621
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:50,441
Channel 7 News. You're speaking to Mia.
622
00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:51,942
I'm looking to buy a merkin.
623
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:54,028
It's one of them wigs for your vagina.
624
00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:57,490
Benny. I'm at work.
625
00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:58,824
[chuckles]
626
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:01,285
- Hey, <i>hey!</i> Ho, ho!
- Oh, here it is, here it is.
627
00:36:01,369 --> 00:36:02,411
<i>Action Point has got...</i>
628
00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:06,791
<i>- You look like Sean Connery.
- Thanks,</i> baby. <i>You're</i> so <i>sweet.</i>
629
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:11,337
Oh, shit. Here comes my dickhead boss.
I gotta go.
630
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:13,422
'Big hugs.
- Bye. Bye,
631
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:16,133
[boy] Watch out!
632
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,849
Look at those two nestlecocks.
633
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:27,186
That's like the tenth <i>7</i> Parks T-shirt
I've seen this week.
634
00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:29,563
Who's shitting down whose chimney now?
635
00:36:29,647 --> 00:36:31,065
Wait a second.
636
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,567
Damn it, Benny. That's my bottle.
637
00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:36,987
I'm sorry.
638
00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:42,410
Mmm, there.
Hit it at the bottom of the ball.
639
00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:45,454
Really POD--
640
00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:48,457
flaughs]
641
00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:50,960
[phone rings]
642
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,295
- Are you OK?
- I'm good.
643
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:58,217
[D.C. groans]
644
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,386
- Hello?
-[Boogie] Hey, Dad.
645
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:03,472
Oh, hey, Boogie. How's the wedding?
646
00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:06,308
<i>Oh, it's beautiful.
It's on the lake. It's so pretty.</i>
647
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,769
Oh, sounds absolutely lovely.
648
00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:12,398
<i>- So, did you guys go out?
- No, haven't left the den.</i>
649
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:15,401
Just telling Rudie about
the old times in Action Point.
650
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,403
- Dad.
- Oh, she's fine.
651
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:19,739
She's never been so safe
in her whole life.
652
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:21,323
Duct-taped her to the couch.
653
00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:24,076
<i>OK, Dad, we're about to leave,
so I will see you soon, OK?</i>
654
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,747
All right.
Well, bring us some cake. Talk soon.
655
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:31,375
Mom doesn't like you
talking about Action Point?
656
00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:33,711
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>Nah, she loved Action
Point.</i>
657
00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:36,422
<i>But the irony is it was her idea</i>
658
00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,090
<i>that got the park shut down.</i>
659
00:37:38,174 --> 00:37:40,968
<i>Yeah, Knoblach got word
of the petting zoo,</i>
660
00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:43,596
<i>so he sicced the state inspectors on us.</i>
661
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:46,140
I'm sorry. You do not have
a permit for a petting zoo.
662
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:49,310
It's not a petting zoo.
It's an animal refuge.
663
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:53,606
Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes.
They are not protected animals.
664
00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:56,901
I have to close you down.
665
00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:59,069
- The entire park?
- Yep.
666
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:03,699
This is an outrage. An outrage!
667
00:38:05,201 --> 00:38:07,036
Shit!
668
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:10,122
That's it. We're closed down.
669
00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:37,566
All right. We'll have this place
back up and running in no time.
670
00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:40,277
Keep moving,
you magnificent sons of bitches.
671
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:43,614
Yo. Got your, uh, supplies.
672
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:45,324
Well, let's do it.
673
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,868
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>So we patched</i>
a <i>few holes around the park</i>
674
00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:51,247
<i>and hatched a plan to capture
my neighbor, the boozy bear.</i>
675
00:39:01,966 --> 00:39:04,385
[whispers] That a boy. That a boy.
676
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,435
[whispering]
677
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:17,857
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
678
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:24,238
- We got him. We got him.
-[cheering]
679
00:39:25,823 --> 00:39:27,658
Good bear. Good boy.
680
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:29,660
[Benny] D.C., I think he's drunk.
681
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,957
[D.C.]
"Oh, let me get the door for you, boss.
682
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,294
Oh, oh, boss, boss,
your forgot your briefcase."
683
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,713
Poor old Ron.
684
00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:43,299
If I ordered a whole truckload
of pompous pricks
685
00:39:43,382 --> 00:39:46,594
and they only sent Knoblach,
I'd pay for the shipment.
686
00:39:46,677 --> 00:39:50,848
Hey, welcome back, boys. Good to see you.
687
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:52,391
- Ron.
- D.C.
688
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:55,269
Lobcock, my bossy little bottom.
689
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:59,231
The mayor himself asked me to attend,
690
00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,734
make sure the good people of the city
are kept safe.
691
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,235
Oh, OK.
692
00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:05,404
Kind of like how he's safely
tucked up the mayor's ass?
693
00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:08,490
- Uh-huh.
- All right, this way, fellas.
694
00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:10,492
- Morning.
- Morning.
695
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,369
Show you around the new, improved,
696
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,413
safe and up-to-code Action Point.
697
00:40:19,335 --> 00:40:21,629
Well, I still see a petting zoo.
698
00:40:21,712 --> 00:40:23,339
Killer, if you will.
699
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:31,764
[roars]
700
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:32,681
You have a bear?
701
00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,767
[Rodney] Yes, sir. A genuine brown bear.
702
00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:37,561
Which falls under
the protected class of animals.
703
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,693
[Knoblach] Half your park gets shut down
over safety concerns,
704
00:40:44,777 --> 00:40:47,947
and you think a loop-dee-loop
will pass inspection?
705
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,990
I don't know.
ls there anything on the books
706
00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:52,910
prohibiting a 360-degree loop-dee-loop?
707
00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:55,371
- I think it's inventive.
- This is bullshit!
708
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:58,248
This can't be legal. This is not safe.
709
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:02,711
[laughter]
710
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:06,215
Oh, poor Stopcock. Him's got wet.
711
00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:07,633
Flaughs]
712
00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:11,470
By the way, you shit waffle, guess what?
We're hereto stay.
713
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,348
I ain't leaving this park
for you or anybody!
714
00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:17,935
[imitates Knoblach] "It's not safe."
Oh, did you see his face?
715
00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:25,109
My friends.
716
00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:28,737
Do you guys know what time it is?
717
00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:30,823
[cheering]
718
00:41:31,824 --> 00:41:34,910
One, two, three.
719
00:41:46,463 --> 00:41:48,882
Hey, D.C.
720
00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:52,845
What? Oh, what are you sulking about?
721
00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:56,306
I just got off the phone with
our loan officer at the bank.
722
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,398
And?
723
00:42:04,481 --> 00:42:06,358
They're calling the rest of the loan.
724
00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:09,611
We owe them the remainder
and he called it a balloon payment.
725
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:13,115
A what? Can they even do that?
726
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:15,117
They just did it.
727
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,870
How much time do we got?
728
00:42:18,746 --> 00:42:20,372
Ten business days.
729
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,918
Fucking Knoblach
and his buddies at the bank.
730
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:30,174
We're gonna have to make
a real push here. I mean...
731
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:33,177
We're already getting all the locals.
Everyone knows about us.
732
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,304
Everyone in town knows about us,
733
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:38,557
but we're gonna have to start pulling 'em
in from other parts of the state.
734
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,519
But don't worry, I got this, all right?
735
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:44,605
It's gonna be fine.
736
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,149
Shit.
737
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,650
- Ow!
{Boogie} Shit!
738
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,528
Damn it! Fix that, Rodney.
739
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:55,324
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>Once again</i>
a <i>blow to the head
gave me clarity</i>
740
00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:57,326
<i>where there was once none.</i>
741
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,536
<i>I had an idea.</i>
742
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:00,496
[rock song playing]
743
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,915
Action Point commercial. Take one.
744
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:06,919
All right, everyone in the go-karts,
let's haul some ass.
745
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:08,545
Action!
746
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:10,964
Race like a pro at Action Point.
747
00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:12,549
[Annie] This time try not to sound
like a little bitch.
748
00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,468
<i>"QM!</i>
749
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,095
Action!
750
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:19,181
Action Point is the greatest place
to bring your kids.
751
00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:22,684
Oh, Jesus.
752
00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:24,686
Oh, my goodness.
753
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:28,065
- Great job, Gerber.
- Do not look over there, OK?
754
00:43:28,148 --> 00:43:30,234
You're not gonna tell Mommy
about this, OK?
755
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:33,612
Are you ready, Rodney?
'Cause he's already had a 12-pack today.
756
00:43:33,695 --> 00:43:35,030
He's getting a little grumpy.
757
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:39,868
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
758
00:43:39,952 --> 00:43:44,164
- Whoo-hoo!
- I love this place.
759
00:43:44,248 --> 00:43:46,250
Hit it.
760
00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,840
[laughs] Attaboy.
761
00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:56,218
OK. Can we get in closer together?
762
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:59,096
[all] We love Action Point!
763
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:01,849
- Glasses.
- Glasses? OK, right.
764
00:44:01,932 --> 00:44:04,226
- Rodney!
- Shut up. He's gonna do it.
765
00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:07,729
[cheering]
766
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:09,398
[song continues]
767
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,445
[D.C.] Way to go, Rodney! Can he swim?
768
00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:18,240
[Mia] That key is for the back door.
769
00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,659
The room you wanna get into
is that window right there.
770
00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:22,828
- All right.
- Got it.
771
00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,622
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
772
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,501
See you, Siouxsie Sioux.
773
00:44:31,587 --> 00:44:33,589
- Psst. D.C.
- What?
774
00:44:37,176 --> 00:44:40,137
- Maybe I should do this.
- Why?
775
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,054
First of all,
776
00:44:41,138 --> 00:44:43,682
you don't need to be getting arrested
in front of Boogie.
777
00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:46,643
Second of all? Mia's watching.
778
00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:49,521
And it turns her on when I butch it up.
779
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:54,860
OK, buddy. But don't fuck this up, OK?
780
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:58,572
You gotta get in there fast
and locate the room.
781
00:45:00,449 --> 00:45:02,826
And when you find it,
782
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:06,246
do the old Texas switch
with our commercial, all right?
783
00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,332
- Yeah.
- OK.
784
00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:13,253
This is the key. Look. This is the key.
785
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:18,800
Most of all, Benny, stay focused.
786
00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:22,471
- I won't let you down, D.C.
- OK.
787
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,308
[sighs]
788
00:45:26,767 --> 00:45:28,894
-[keys clatter]
- You dropped the keys.
789
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:32,564
Sorry.
790
00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:38,654
[D.C.] There goes a brave man.
791
00:45:39,363 --> 00:45:40,530
[Siouxsie whines]
792
00:45:42,366 --> 00:45:44,952
-[D.C.] Jesus Christ.
-[Siouxsie whines]
793
00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:48,330
Easy, Siouxsie Sioux. He'll be back.
794
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:51,708
Studio Three...
795
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,627
[Johnny Paycheck: "I'm the Only Hell
(My Mama Ever Raised)"]
796
00:45:55,671 --> 00:45:56,755
Studio Three.
797
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:05,639
Go on.
798
00:46:05,722 --> 00:46:08,517
[song continues]
799
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:34,042
He's totally got this.
800
00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:35,919
[song continues]
801
00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:39,131
<i>Oh, shh. Get down.</i>
802
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:41,049
<i>Sh“. Get down.</i>
803
00:46:41,133 --> 00:46:44,303
- Who is that?
-[Mia] Oh, shit.
804
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:46,138
That's Lyle, our anchorman.
805
00:46:47,139 --> 00:46:50,100
And our drunken weathergirl, Margie.
806
00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:52,352
Get down. Hey, Siouxsie Sioux, lay down.
807
00:46:55,397 --> 00:46:57,399
[door closes]
808
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,819
[song continues]
809
00:47:37,272 --> 00:47:38,231
[song ends]
810
00:47:38,315 --> 00:47:39,524
[both moaning]
811
00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,860
[yells]
812
00:47:41,943 --> 00:47:44,029
[Margie screams]
813
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:45,530
Shit.
814
00:47:45,614 --> 00:47:48,075
[screaming continues]
815
00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:52,287
God. Jesus.
816
00:47:52,371 --> 00:47:54,998
[engine sputters, starts]
817
00:47:55,082 --> 00:47:57,834
[Boogie] There he is.
There he is. Go, go, go, go, go.
818
00:47:57,918 --> 00:48:02,547
-[D.C.] Oh! Come on, Benny!
- Go, 90, go, go! Go, g0, g0!
819
00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:04,633
[D.C.] Come on.
820
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:08,136
Go, go, go!
821
00:48:10,806 --> 00:48:12,724
Siouxsie, no!
822
00:48:15,352 --> 00:48:18,313
<i>Schlitz Light, the beer that has
less calories, is less filling...</i>
823
00:48:18,397 --> 00:48:20,774
Rodney, when's this shit coming on, man?
824
00:48:20,857 --> 00:48:23,276
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
825
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,653
<i>[all shouting] Action Point!</i>
826
00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:29,241
<i>Race like a pro at Action Point.</i>
827
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:35,956
<i>These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.</i>
828
00:48:36,832 --> 00:48:39,501
<i>Come to Action Point
and get a free season's pass</i>
829
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:40,752
<i>with the price of admission.</i>
830
00:48:40,836 --> 00:48:41,837
[man choking]
831
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,381
- Cheers!
-[roars]
832
00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:47,092
'[00ughing]
- Shut up!
833
00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:49,678
<i>[all] We love Action Point!</i>
834
00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,763
[all cheer]
835
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,516
Son of a...
836
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:57,602
[Nick Lowe: "So It Goes"]
837
00:49:09,448 --> 00:49:10,365
Come on.
838
00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:17,080
[D.C.] Welcome to Action Point.
839
00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:23,003
[song continues]
840
00:49:40,103 --> 00:49:41,563
[song fades]
841
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,149
- I can't do this.
- Yeah. Yeah, you can.
842
00:49:44,232 --> 00:49:47,277
You want that car or not?
Come on, be a man.
843
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,988
- Are you a Knoblach or not?
- Knoblach.
844
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:51,656
Go the extra mile.
845
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:54,034
[screams]
846
00:49:57,829 --> 00:50:00,582
- I hope he gets hurt.
- Totally.
847
00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:06,421
It's so sore. It's so sore.
848
00:50:06,505 --> 00:50:09,049
- Does it hurt'?
- It hurts. Obviously it hurts.
849
00:50:09,132 --> 00:50:10,467
- Jesus.
- Right there?
850
00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:12,552
No! Don't touch it.
851
00:50:13,428 --> 00:50:15,096
- God.
- This way.
852
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,182
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes-
853
00:50:18,767 --> 00:50:20,602
You gotta learn to hold on, Trav,
854
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:24,064
or you're gonna keep
falling off all the rides.
855
00:50:24,147 --> 00:50:26,149
Go away.
856
00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:35,992
- Oh, shit.
- Dude. Lumpy, Jesus.
857
00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,578
Gotta go. It's time to go.
858
00:50:38,662 --> 00:50:42,791
All right, see you tomorrow,
you drunk bastards.
859
00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:46,461
- Today was insane.
- Crazy.
860
00:50:46,545 --> 00:50:47,462
We're actually gonna make it.
861
00:50:47,546 --> 00:50:49,714
By about noon Monday,
that loan is paid off.
862
00:50:49,798 --> 00:50:51,174
Han!
863
00:50:52,551 --> 00:50:56,137
- Long live Action Point.
-[man] D'shawn Chico Carver?
864
00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:57,722
Who?
865
00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:01,643
- D'shawn Chico Carver.
- I'm D.C.
866
00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:06,731
- Who are you?
- Joel Green.
867
00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:09,651
Joel Green and Associates.
868
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,488
[D.C.] All right, why don't you
give me a minute?
869
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:20,078
I am serving you with papers.
870
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:23,290
You are being sued for running
a reckless and dangerous establishment
871
00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:25,166
by one Gregory Knoblach.
872
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,668
I believe his son was injured
873
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,254
on one of your rides just this morning.
874
00:51:29,963 --> 00:51:33,508
Damn, Joel, you got here awfully quick.
875
00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:37,137
Smell a rat.
876
00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:40,223
Well, you're welcome to prove
those allegations in court.
877
00:51:40,307 --> 00:51:43,768
Also be advised my client is willing
to hear settlement offers.
878
00:51:43,852 --> 00:51:45,687
Here's my card.
879
00:51:47,397 --> 00:51:49,399
Think it over, huh?
880
00:52:01,703 --> 00:52:04,706
- How much did he want?
- Two million dollars.
881
00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,751
And I knew this was just the tip
of the tort iceberg
882
00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,919
and there'd be more claims and lawsuits
883
00:52:10,003 --> 00:52:12,213
and jackhole attorneys coming around.
884
00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:13,423
So what'd you do?
885
00:52:16,426 --> 00:52:17,719
Whoo!
886
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:21,264
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>Well,</i> Papaw
<i>still had
some screwing up to do.</i>
887
00:52:21,348 --> 00:52:25,268
[punk rock playing through headphones]
888
00:52:32,984 --> 00:52:34,861
[song continues, faint]
889
00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:49,167
- Hey, Dad, you ready to go?
- One second, baby. Sorry.
890
00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:52,170
I'm just... I gotta
figure this stuff out or...
891
00:52:53,505 --> 00:52:55,340
But I thought tonight we were gonna...
892
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:59,803
Baby, I'm sorry. I got a lot.
893
00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:04,808
Is that a new look for you?
894
00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:10,063
Yeah. Yeah, just...
I'm just trying it out.
895
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:12,148
Right.
896
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,162
[D.C.] Shit.
897
00:53:31,418 --> 00:53:33,128
[Shores]
898
00:53:39,968 --> 00:53:42,178
-[Pete] Where is she?
-[Annie] Hey!
899
00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:44,305
-[Pete] Boogie!
-[Annie] Boogie!
900
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,558
-[Pete] Whoo-whoo!
-[Annie] Hey, Boogie!
901
00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:48,601
Get in, get in, get in!
902
00:53:48,685 --> 00:53:51,020
[Pete] Come on, Boogie, let's go.
903
00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,815
-[Stiv] Boogie!
"[Ziffel] All right!
904
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,067
- Who0!
-[Annie] Let's go!
905
00:53:56,151 --> 00:53:58,153
[Pete] Yeah!
906
00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,866
[Ziffel] This is my security device.
907
00:54:02,949 --> 00:54:04,743
[radio tuning]
908
00:54:04,826 --> 00:54:08,163
- Can I have a beer, please?
-[Pete] Yeah, beer me, beer me.
909
00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:10,081
-[Ziffel] Beer, please.
- Hey, can I have one?
910
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:12,417
I don't know, Boogie.
911
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:15,086
<i>[man on</i> radio] <i>...less calories,
is less filling and yet has great taste.</i>
912
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:17,505
One.
913
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,675
OK.
914
00:54:25,138 --> 00:54:27,432
-[Pete] Oh!
- Here we go. Attagirl.
915
00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:31,686
[The Damned: "Smash It Up, Part 2"]
916
00:54:31,770 --> 00:54:34,063
- Cheers.
-[all] Yeah!
917
00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:01,090
[song StOPS]
918
00:55:02,091 --> 00:55:04,260
[Pete] What the f...
919
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:08,097
[Travis] Ha-ha-ha.
It's the Action Point pussies.
920
00:55:08,181 --> 00:55:10,391
Hey, just give 'em back, all right, man?
921
00:55:10,475 --> 00:55:12,602
Take 'em.
922
00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:16,022
Seriously. Um... OK.
923
00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,732
-[Bobo] Yeah? You want 'em?
- Yeah.
924
00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:20,193
Fuck off.
925
00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:22,654
Circus freaks.
926
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,322
Watch your...
927
00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:27,951
Annie, no, it's cool.
What are you doing? Let go of her.
928
00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:30,620
You gonna fucking push me, asshole?
Hit me.
929
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:33,581
- Come on, hit me, asshole.
- Travis, get him.
930
00:55:33,665 --> 00:55:35,875
- Get off!
-[siren wails]
931
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,754
- Hey, let's go!
- Right, let's break it up!
932
00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:44,092
Get your hands on the hood now.
Get over here.
933
00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:47,136
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hands on the hood.
934
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:48,471
[cop] Out of the car, now.
935
00:55:48,555 --> 00:55:50,348
[cop 2] Get over here.
Let me see your hands on the hood.
936
00:55:53,309 --> 00:55:57,063
You're such a fucking disappointment.
Look at me.
937
00:55:58,606 --> 00:56:00,733
- D.C.
- Wilh0i't.
938
00:56:03,778 --> 00:56:05,780
You're free.
939
00:56:06,865 --> 00:56:08,867
They sure grow up fast.
940
00:56:13,705 --> 00:56:15,206
Sneak out on me, huh?
941
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:19,794
- What do you care?
- Excuse me?
942
00:56:19,878 --> 00:56:22,881
You're always so busy
with your precious park.
943
00:56:22,964 --> 00:56:24,632
Always so distracted.
944
00:56:24,716 --> 00:56:27,552
I mean, you can't even do
one single thing that I like.
945
00:56:27,635 --> 00:56:30,763
That's not true.
I enjoy doing things you like.
946
00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:33,600
Except going to the Clash concert, right?
947
00:56:35,894 --> 00:56:37,770
Shit. Did I...
948
00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:42,692
I'm sorry, Boogie.
949
00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:47,697
You sorry that you never come to New York?
950
00:56:49,866 --> 00:56:52,201
Kind of think you're only so sorry.
951
00:56:55,038 --> 00:56:57,040
Which is fine,
952
00:56:57,123 --> 00:57:00,543
because the podiatrist
wants to be my guardian.
953
00:57:03,296 --> 00:57:06,132
All you gotta do is sign the papers.
954
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:11,304
What? What... What are you talking about?
955
00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:15,767
Do you think I'm gonna let some
short-timer boyfriend of your mother's
956
00:57:15,850 --> 00:57:18,102
become your guardian?
957
00:57:18,186 --> 00:57:21,189
They've been together for four years, Dad.
958
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:26,986
He is a positive m...
male influ... influence.
959
00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:28,696
[vomits]
960
00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:30,949
- Baby.
- Get off me.
961
00:57:31,032 --> 00:57:33,034
It's OK.
962
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,744
[coughs, vomits]
963
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:37,246
Jesus. It's all right.
964
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:43,461
[Pete] What the hell are you guys
calling this thing?
965
00:57:43,711 --> 00:57:44,879
A trebo what?
966
00:57:44,963 --> 00:57:47,757
[Benny] A trebuchet.
It was used to besiege castles.
967
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,678
Personally I prefer a small bomb
the French invented called a petard.
968
00:57:51,761 --> 00:57:53,638
"Petard" is the French word for "fart."
969
00:57:53,721 --> 00:57:57,433
[D.C.] It's a catapult.
It's gonna get everybody talking again.
970
00:57:57,517 --> 00:58:00,561
-7 Parks ain't got this.
- D.C., this is fucked, OK?
971
00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:04,232
I mean, this is gonna be tricky at best.
That pool's tiny.
972
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,359
It's the worst idea for an attraction.
973
00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:07,694
It's not an attraction.
974
00:58:07,777 --> 00:58:09,404
It's a stunt we can charge admission for.
975
00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:12,949
We're gonna make a bundle.
Let's see what this baby can do.
976
00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:15,034
[insect buzzes]
977
00:58:15,118 --> 00:58:17,370
[D.C.] You guys ready down there?
978
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:21,791
-[insect buzzes]
-[Pete] Oh, shit!
979
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,210
-[D.C.] Whoa! Wrong way!
-[Pete] Shit.
980
00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:29,132
Oh, shit.
981
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,552
-[Annie] Come on!
- Shit, shit.
982
00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:38,307
Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit.
983
00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:40,560
- He's all right. He's OK.
-[Pete] Oh, my God.
984
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,979
[groans]
985
00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:45,565
Gonna have to noodle
on that one a little more.
986
00:58:45,648 --> 00:58:49,569
- Sorry, D.C.
- Well, hey, it worked. Yeah?
987
00:58:50,278 --> 00:58:51,821
Hey, Boogie Bear.
988
00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:55,616
Sweetie?
989
00:59:00,455 --> 00:59:02,165
Shit. Chickenbutt.
990
00:59:04,459 --> 00:59:06,878
Boogie's gone. 80's her luggage.
991
00:59:06,961 --> 00:59:09,881
There's 300 dollars missing
from the Snack Shack.
992
00:59:09,964 --> 00:59:11,924
I only took 200.
993
00:59:12,759 --> 00:59:14,802
- Where's she headed?
- I don't know.
994
00:59:14,886 --> 00:59:17,972
New York. Home.
995
00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:32,111
[tires screech]
996
00:59:40,995 --> 00:59:42,622
Shit.
997
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:49,295
I'm sorry.
998
00:59:53,091 --> 00:59:55,468
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm looking for my daughter.
999
00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:57,553
She's 14 years old. Her name is Boogie...
1000
00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:01,390
- Long hair? Pissed off?
- Yeah. Has she been here?
1001
01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:03,935
- I'm sure she has.
- Why do you say that?
1002
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:05,770
Because this is called a bus station.
1003
01:00:05,853 --> 01:00:09,065
All we have here are runaway daughters
and the fathers that are looking for 'em.
1004
01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:11,359
[man] Rebecca!
1005
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:14,946
Oh, the last bus that left here,
where was it going?
1006
01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:17,865
- East. Eastbound.
- Eastbound to where?
1007
01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:20,743
- Next!
- No, no, no. Eastbound to...
1008
01:00:20,827 --> 01:00:22,745
- Watch out. What the...
- Psst.
1009
01:00:22,829 --> 01:00:24,831
Hey, man.
1010
01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,209
I think I saw the girl you're looking for.
1011
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:30,628
She was on the last eastbound.
1012
01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:32,880
I think it was headed towards Vegas.
1013
01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:34,924
- Vegas?
- Yeah.
1014
01:00:35,007 --> 01:00:37,343
- Oh. Thank you.
- You bet, buddy.
1015
01:00:37,426 --> 01:00:38,970
- Hey. Thank you.
- Yeah, good luck.
1016
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,638
[Benny] Vegas.
1017
01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:49,021
In the 1930s there was
a Hollywood stagehand called O.K. Freddy,
1018
01:00:49,105 --> 01:00:51,899
and he had a huge tallywacker,
1019
01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:53,985
maybe even bigger than my grandpa's.
1020
01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:56,237
And when they were gonna start filming,
1021
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,030
to sort of christen the picture,
1022
01:00:58,114 --> 01:01:00,741
the producers would gather up
all the cast and crew
1023
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,994
and call O.K. Freddy to the front
1024
01:01:03,077 --> 01:01:04,662
and they'd shout, "O.K. Freddy!"
1025
01:01:04,745 --> 01:01:06,497
And he'd pull out his dong,
1026
01:01:06,581 --> 01:01:08,374
shake it around a couple of times
1027
01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,418
and then they could start filming.
1028
01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:11,961
[chuckles]
1029
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:14,046
All right.
1030
01:01:14,881 --> 01:01:16,382
Well, when I was a kid,
1031
01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:19,260
I had an English bulldog
that I called O.K. Freddy,
1032
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:24,390
and one day he ran away
and it felt horrible.
1033
01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:27,476
But then we found him
right alongside the road
1034
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,187
and we were happy again.
1035
01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:34,442
Before we could get to him,
he got hit by a truck.
1036
01:01:36,194 --> 01:01:37,612
Boy, did he fly.
1037
01:01:38,738 --> 01:01:40,156
Why would you tell me that?
1038
01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:42,283
I guess I could have left out
the last part.
1039
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,534
Yeah, I guess.
1040
01:01:43,618 --> 01:01:46,037
Whoa, whoa. I see a bus.
1041
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,122
[beeps horn]
1042
01:01:49,207 --> 01:01:51,209
<i>Boom.!</i>
1043
01:01:51,918 --> 01:01:54,086
{Benny} Boogie!
'B00gie!
1044
01:01:55,171 --> 01:01:58,841
-[honks horn]
- Stop, please! Hey, yo, pull over!
1045
01:01:58,925 --> 01:02:03,304
Son of a bitch.
Here, let's switch. Let's switch.
1046
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,932
- Take the wheel. Got it?
- Yeah.
1047
01:02:07,767 --> 01:02:09,810
Pull alongside of the bus.
1048
01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:13,648
Boogie! It's Daddy Bear, Boogie!
1049
01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:18,027
Boogie, it's Daddy! It's Daddy!
1050
01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:20,154
I'm looking for my daughter! Hey!
1051
01:02:21,113 --> 01:02:24,909
I said open the damn door!
1052
01:02:24,992 --> 01:02:26,869
Open it! Open it!
1053
01:02:26,953 --> 01:02:29,163
Son of a bitch. The hell with it.
1054
01:02:29,247 --> 01:02:30,831
- Keep it steady.
- Why?
1055
01:02:30,915 --> 01:02:32,375
I'm gonna bust in the damn door.
1056
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,835
- That's stupid.
- Just do what I say.
1057
01:02:36,045 --> 01:02:39,674
One... two...
1058
01:02:45,388 --> 01:02:47,765
Just get out of the damn driver's seat.
1059
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:52,520
Idiot! Unbelievable.
What the hell were you doing?
1060
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,690
- I was vehiculating.
- What?
1061
01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,441
They're getting away. Come on.
1062
01:02:57,525 --> 01:02:59,402
You were supposed to hold it in the road.
1063
01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:02,238
-[engine stutters]
- Come on, come on, come on.
1064
01:03:02,321 --> 01:03:04,407
When did you last
get this thing serviced, D.C.?
1065
01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:06,284
- Come on.
- Probably never.
1066
01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:12,123
-[Benny] Think she was on that bus?
-[D.C.] Ah. Probably not.
1067
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:13,916
We lost 'em anyway.
1068
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,086
- Well, now what?
- I don't know.
1069
01:03:17,169 --> 01:03:19,630
Wait a second. I might know.
1070
01:03:19,714 --> 01:03:21,716
[tires screech]
1071
01:03:30,725 --> 01:03:33,102
Is that her?
1072
01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:35,187
Yeah, that's her.
1073
01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:40,735
[car doors open, close]
1074
01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:48,743
Hey, Chickenbutt.
1075
01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:03,215
When you were two years old,
1076
01:04:03,299 --> 01:04:06,302
I told your mom I wanted
to freeze you at that age.
1077
01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:14,018
You were so cute with those big eyes,
and".soinnocenL
1078
01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:17,188
How's that supposed to make me feel?
1079
01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:19,315
Like it's not OK to grow up?
1080
01:04:19,398 --> 01:04:20,900
No, it's just...
1081
01:04:20,983 --> 01:04:25,446
Well, with myself
I'm pretty free from fear, but...
1082
01:04:30,451 --> 01:04:32,536
with you I get scared.
1083
01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:34,455
Then why do you do it?
1084
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:37,583
Why are you so obsessed with the park?
1085
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:43,881
When your mom left with you,
1086
01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:48,427
and she had her reasons, I lost my family.
1087
01:04:50,846 --> 01:04:53,766
I guess the Shitbirds and the park,
1088
01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:55,851
they became my family.
1089
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,149
And I didn't wanna lose them
like I lost you.
1090
01:05:03,234 --> 01:05:05,986
You... You didn't lose me.
1091
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:09,907
<i>[Old</i> D.C.]
<i>As we talked, I realized the reason</i>
1092
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,951
<i>I was so terrified of her growing up</i>
1093
01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:15,621
<i>is 'cause I hadn't been there
to watch her grow up.</i>
1094
01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:21,961
- Papaw, are you crying?
- No, hell, no.
1095
01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:26,382
I'm... I'm just old,
and my eyes steam over sometimes.
1096
01:05:26,465 --> 01:05:31,262
It's a side effect of Cialis.
That's Papaw's heart medication.
1097
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,765
So what happened to Action Point?
1098
01:05:34,849 --> 01:05:37,226
Action Point was doomed.
1099
01:05:37,309 --> 01:05:39,395
It couldn't exist today in the nanny state
1100
01:05:39,478 --> 01:05:40,938
with all the helicopter parents.
1101
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:44,108
No way. I just had to accept reality.
1102
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:48,154
<i>I didn't have enough money
to pay off the lawyers,</i>
1103
01:05:48,237 --> 01:05:50,698
<i>and, well, the talk with your mom
got me to thinking.</i>
1104
01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:54,660
<i>So I did what any reasonable man would do.</i>
1105
01:05:54,743 --> 01:05:56,370
<i>I blew the whole thing up.</i>
1106
01:05:57,580 --> 01:05:58,914
We had a damn good run.
1107
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:01,041
[Knoblach] Get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
1108
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:05,045
Get the hell out of my way.
Move it. Move your ass.
1109
01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:07,381
There's fucking Knoblick and his lawyer.
1110
01:06:07,465 --> 01:06:09,175
Fucking lawyers.
1111
01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:11,927
That's the injury? Looks like a sprain.
1112
01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:14,096
[Stiv] It didn't look like that
the other night.
1113
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:16,390
Open up! Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
1114
01:06:16,474 --> 01:06:17,975
Flaughs]
1115
01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:20,728
- Morning, Slobcock.
- Boogie.
1116
01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:24,565
- Oh.
- Why didn't I think of that?
1117
01:06:25,316 --> 01:06:27,526
Well, guess you got my message.
1118
01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:30,404
Yes, I did, and I am very happy
1119
01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:32,615
you decided not to delay the inevitable.
1120
01:06:32,698 --> 01:06:36,827
I hope you brought the title
to Action Point.
1121
01:06:58,057 --> 01:06:59,892
I made a lot of mistakes in my life,
1122
01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,727
but I never hurt my kid on purpose.
1123
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:04,480
Ah, well, thank you.
1124
01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:08,025
He's buying me a Z28, so...
1125
01:07:12,530 --> 01:07:14,198
[Knoblach] Come on, let's go.
1126
01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:15,366
You can just put an X
1127
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,326
if you don't remember
how to spell your name.
1128
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:21,705
No, no. What's he doing?
1129
01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:27,586
Sure is a lot of people out front.
1130
01:07:27,670 --> 01:07:31,757
For God's sake, D.C.,
just sign the damn thing.
1131
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,927
All right, all right. You win, Knoblach.
1132
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:38,681
It's all yours.
1133
01:07:45,312 --> 01:07:47,314
- There you go.
- Thank you.
1134
01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:51,944
This is not a victory for me.
1135
01:07:52,027 --> 01:07:55,072
This is a victory for all of Calico Ridge.
1136
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:57,658
-[man] Fuck you.
- That's right.
1137
01:07:57,741 --> 01:08:01,412
Action Point and everything in it
is now officially yours.
1138
01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:03,831
Yeah, I know. That's great.
Thanks for the information.
1139
01:08:03,914 --> 01:08:06,125
And contractually I just want to point out
1140
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:08,836
that I'm no longer liable
for any lawsuits or injuries
1141
01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:11,255
or anything else regarding this park.
Isn't that right, Rodney?
1142
01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:14,925
Right, those have all been
legally transferred over to the new owner.
1143
01:08:15,009 --> 01:08:18,345
- And that's you, Knoblick.
- Yeah, well, who gives a shit?
1144
01:08:18,429 --> 01:08:20,848
<i>7</i> Parks is gonna level this dump anyway.
1145
01:08:20,931 --> 01:08:24,059
-[crowd boos]
- Just shut up.
1146
01:08:26,645 --> 01:08:29,231
- Hey, thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.
1147
01:08:29,315 --> 01:08:32,359
All right, everybody, are you ready?
1148
01:08:32,443 --> 01:08:36,030
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Action Point is now open.
1149
01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:39,033
- Free beer for everybody!
- D.C., no!
1150
01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:41,201
[cheering]
1151
01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,287
Hold on a second. No.
1152
01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:46,457
[Sham 69: "if the Kids Are United"]
1153
01:08:51,003 --> 01:08:52,212
-[blows raspberry]
-[D.C.] Have a ball!
1154
01:08:52,296 --> 01:08:55,674
Have a ball! Free beer on Knoblach!
1155
01:08:55,758 --> 01:08:57,301
Flaughs]
1156
01:08:57,968 --> 01:09:00,095
[Travis] Oh, God!
1157
01:09:01,430 --> 01:09:02,348
Oh, shit!
1158
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:11,940
[song continues]
1159
01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:16,695
You guys are losers.
You'll always be fucking losers.
1160
01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:28,582
- Jesus. Ah, that is disgusting.
-[growling]
1161
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:30,668
Oh, shit.
1162
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,841
[roars]
1163
01:09:51,105 --> 01:09:54,108
[song continues]
1164
01:10:17,548 --> 01:10:20,092
Put that down!
1165
01:10:22,511 --> 01:10:24,304
- Whoo-wee!
- Hey!
1166
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,598
Is there a lawyer in the house?
1167
01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:29,727
- You work for me!
- Our business is concluded!
1168
01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:32,479
I'm taking on new clients.
1169
01:10:32,563 --> 01:10:33,981
You...
1170
01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:37,192
Anyone need a good lawyer?
1171
01:10:37,276 --> 01:10:38,652
- Ron.
- What?
1172
01:10:38,736 --> 01:10:41,071
You take your balls out of your purse
and stop these people.
1173
01:10:41,155 --> 01:10:43,323
- What do you want me to do?
- Hey.
1174
01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:45,409
You son of a bitch.
1175
01:10:51,874 --> 01:10:53,542
Yes!
1176
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:56,587
[song continues]
1177
01:11:16,774 --> 01:11:18,525
[song fades]
1178
01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:26,992
<i>[Old</i> D.C.] <i>Later that night,
me and the Shitbirds, well,</i>
1179
01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:29,661
<i>we said goodbye to the park
in our own way.</i>
1180
01:11:29,745 --> 01:11:32,080
How the fuck do you wanna do this?
1181
01:11:32,164 --> 01:11:35,250
Who gives a shit?
Just light 'em up and see what happens.
1182
01:11:39,171 --> 01:11:42,716
[cheering]
1183
01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:20,587
[grunts]
1184
01:12:42,234 --> 01:12:43,277
B0Ogie?
1185
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,862
B0Ogie?
1186
01:12:45,988 --> 01:12:47,739
<i>Boom.!</i>
1187
01:12:48,574 --> 01:12:50,576
What? I'm right here.
1188
01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:53,912
I thought you had taken off.
1189
01:12:53,996 --> 01:12:55,873
I'm just putting my suitcase in the car.
1190
01:12:55,956 --> 01:12:58,667
Gotta be at the bus station
in an hour, you know.
1191
01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:07,676
No, we don't.
1192
01:13:09,428 --> 01:13:10,929
What do you mean?
1193
01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:14,224
Well, how about we take
a road trip, me and you,
1194
01:13:14,308 --> 01:13:16,518
all the way to New York City?
1195
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:19,146
Yeah?
1196
01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:24,985
And then... maybe I stick around
and see what happens?
1197
01:13:27,905 --> 01:13:29,948
I mean, you are going into high school now
1198
01:13:30,032 --> 01:13:33,577
and I'm gonna have to chaperone
any and all dates.
1199
01:13:36,163 --> 01:13:38,832
I also thought we would stop
in Austin along the way.
1200
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,127
What's in Austin?
1201
01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:45,339
Well, a little band called The Clash.
1202
01:13:45,422 --> 01:13:47,382
Maybe you heard of 'em?
1203
01:13:49,635 --> 01:13:52,179
- Did somebody say road trip?
- Oh, God.
1204
01:13:52,262 --> 01:13:54,932
What? Oh. Oh.
1205
01:13:55,015 --> 01:13:58,518
- Right after my morning swim.
- Dear God, Benny.
1206
01:13:59,019 --> 01:14:01,355
- Come on, Siouxsie.
-[D.C.] Guess we got company.
1207
01:14:01,438 --> 01:14:03,440
[Boogie laughs]
1208
01:14:06,234 --> 01:14:08,236
I like that story, Papaw.
1209
01:14:11,698 --> 01:14:13,700
You know, I give your mom a hard time.
1210
01:14:13,784 --> 01:14:16,703
But parenting ain't easy.
She's just looking out for you.
1211
01:14:16,787 --> 01:14:18,664
I guess.
1212
01:14:18,747 --> 01:14:21,667
Besides, she's the best thing
to ever happen to me.
1213
01:14:21,750 --> 01:14:23,585
Before you came along.
1214
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:29,675
Wow. When I was younger,
I could do four of these at a time.
1215
01:14:33,637 --> 01:14:36,014
[Rudie laughs]
1216
01:14:37,099 --> 01:14:39,142
- Dad?
- Hi, Mom.
1217
01:14:39,226 --> 01:14:41,311
You OK? You all right?
1218
01:14:41,395 --> 01:14:43,897
- Rudie, are you OK?
- Don't worry about me.
1219
01:14:45,315 --> 01:14:46,900
-[groans]
- You all right, Dad?
1220
01:14:46,984 --> 01:14:49,236
Yeah, just came outside
to get a little fresh air.
1221
01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:51,321
[Boogie] All right.
1222
01:14:51,405 --> 01:14:54,074
Oh, man.
1223
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,493
Are you gonna get sick? You want a beer?
1224
01:14:56,576 --> 01:15:00,455
Ah, it's OK.
Oh, I think I got a hemorrhoid.
1225
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,668
All right, Papaw's gotta go.
1226
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:07,004
He's got a lamb stew on slow boil.
1227
01:15:07,087 --> 01:15:10,215
Thanks, Dad. She loves having you around.
1228
01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:12,426
We both do.
1229
01:15:12,509 --> 01:15:14,803
- Bye, kid.
- Bye, Papaw.
1230
01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:17,597
Maybe next week
we'll go get us some tattoos.
1231
01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:18,974
[Rudie giggles]
1232
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:22,811
Mom, I think I'm gonna go
lie down in my room.
1233
01:15:22,894 --> 01:15:25,188
Kind of tired.
1234
01:15:25,272 --> 01:15:28,734
- Papaw has a lot of energy.
- He does.
1235
01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:42,748
[sighs]
1236
01:15:51,006 --> 01:15:53,008
[groans]
1237
01:16:04,436 --> 01:16:07,481
Ha, ha, ha. Dad, get up.
1238
01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:11,109
Flaughs]
1239
01:16:12,152 --> 01:16:15,655
Bet you thought the old man had bit it.
1240
01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:17,741
[chuckles]
1241
01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,703
Ha-ha!
1242
01:16:25,499 --> 01:16:27,501
Flaughs]
1243
01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:33,924
She always would buy dirty magazines,
and I was, like,
1244
01:16:34,007 --> 01:16:37,177
"Mom, why is Grandma
always looking at naked ladies?"
1245
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:40,472
She was, like, "Oh, Chris..."
Fuck, I used my fucking name.
1246
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:44,392
-[cackles]
-[shouts]
1247
01:16:46,186 --> 01:16:48,188
Yes!
1248
01:16:52,234 --> 01:16:54,569
Somebody hand me a beer and listen up.
1249
01:16:55,112 --> 01:16:56,238
[groans]
1250
01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:58,573
That's a hit.
1251
01:17:02,911 --> 01:17:05,413
And he's dead. You're all sad. Action!
1252
01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:10,335
[laughing]
1253
01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:16,341
[yells]
1254
01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:17,551
{Boogie} Shit!
- Jesus.
1255
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:26,893
[no audible dialogue]
1256
01:17:26,977 --> 01:17:30,939
There's, like, zebras everywhere
and there's, like, flocks of...
1257
01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:34,860
All right, hold on. I'm getting a call.
1258
01:17:37,529 --> 01:17:39,114
Hello?
1259
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:46,746
[man] Three, two, one. Action!
1260
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:49,166
Whoa! Whoa!
1261
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:53,128
[man] Can you put a nut on my lens here?
1262
01:17:53,211 --> 01:17:55,213
[screeches]
1263
01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:57,924
[man #2] He got bit.
1264
01:18:05,932 --> 01:18:09,144
I need“.
I need more of that fucking stuff.
1265
01:18:09,227 --> 01:18:11,104
It... It came out of my eyes.
1266
01:18:23,825 --> 01:18:24,951
[yelps]
1267
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,719
[cheering]
1268
01:18:46,723 --> 01:18:49,768
[Deke Dickerson: "I Was In Love"]
1269
01:22:06,631 --> 01:22:08,716
[song ends]
1270
01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:13,471
[new song starts]
1271
01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:55,073
[song fades]
1272
01:24:20,014 --> 01:24:21,683
[roars]
1273
01:24:25,645 --> 01:24:27,397
[roars]
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