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ADAM'S APPLES
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Adam?
Sorry I'm late.
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Ivan Fjeldsted.
Call me Ivan.
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I'm a bit flustered but I've
been looking forward to meeting you.
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Let's get going.
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Let me take your bag.
That was... Come on.
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People who have been in prison are
often a bit protective of their stuff.
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Have you lived
in the country before?
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This is our small church.
Just take a look at this.
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This is our apple tree.
We're very proud of it.
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There are lots of apples this year.
Lots and lots.
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It's probably because of
the warm summer.
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They're not ripe just yet.
Don't eat that. Come with me.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Adam will stay with us.
This is Khalid and Gunnar.
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I won't talk to egghead.
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There will be lots of time
for that kind of talk.
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Come on, Adam.
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What does the O stand for?
In Adam O. Pedersen?
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What's the story about the O?
Your parents must have told you.
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- I forgot to ask.
- That's a good answer.
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It says here
that you're a neo-Nazi.
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Are you really?
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It's not the first thing that springs
to mind by looking at you.
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Here it says you're EVIL. It's rude
to write that on a person's CV.
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Are you really evil?
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I didn't think so.
Tell you what, just forget about this -
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- because there are no evil people.
We don't believe in that.
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If you only look for evil
then the world is evil.
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But you can try to focus on
the silver lining as we do here.
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That makes everything easier.
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In later years the Devil
has sent his troops to test us -
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- but we have conquered them all.
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All of us here have
found God in some way.
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You just met Khalid and Gunnar.
I saw that you did.
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Gunnar was paroled
four years ago.
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He was just to stay three months,
but he chose to stay.
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Gunnar was
what you would call an alcoholic.
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He stole and raped girls
but now he's on the wagon -
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- and is studying theology. He's not
the only one. There's also Khalid.
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He used to rob gas stations.
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Do you remember a young man being
shot when he went to buy condoms?
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- No.
- Khalid is still not allowed at Statoil.
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A few hostage dramas later he's
learning Danish and is doing well.
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Tell me what I have to do.
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I can't do that. You have
to discover that for yourself.
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All I want is for you
to set yourself a goal.
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Are you listening to me?
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Yes, I believe I am.
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In any other situation
I would say that you are rude -
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- but let's not talk about that now.
What do you want your goal to be?
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I would like to bake a cake.
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Bake a cake?
Oh, an apple cake?
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Yes, an apple cake.
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- My goal is to bake a big apple cake.
- With the apples from our garden?
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- Yes, the apples from the garden.
- That's a good idea.
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I think we found your goal.
You're going to bake a cake.
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You'll look after the tree
until 1st of August.
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Then you'll use them
to bake an apple cake.
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I just wanted to give you this. It has
both the old and the new testament.
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It's a good thing to have.
Sleep tight.
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Evil has many faces -
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- and it can be difficult to tell
them apart and choose sides.
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Especially these days where so many
things are said in this and that town.
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Everything has so many nuances.
Also we humans.
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If the game of chess had undergone
the same development as humans -
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- the queen would be in front,
the rooks would be crooked -
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- and the pawn
would be the main piece.
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We no longer know
who we are and this rootlessness...
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Are we boring you, Poul?
Is the word of God boring to you?
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- Are we boring you?
- I need to go to the loo.
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- Can't it wait?
- Not really.
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We finish in 20 minutes.
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- I think that Poul can wait that long.
- Let him go for sake of fuck and crap.
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- So we can song sing now.
- Okay, democracy has spoken.
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Go, Poul.
Go take a crap.
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- But you can't come back in.
- That's okay.
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You have to use the hospital loo
because you can't use ours.
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- Why not?
- It's locked during the service.
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- Why?
- For security reasons.
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Let's continue
if it's okay with Poul.
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We'll sing 634
"You know my heart".
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There's fried pork.
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It was a good sermon today.
At least it was shorter than usual.
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Too bad for old Poul Nordkap.
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Ivan is always on his case.
He leaves during the sermon.
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It's not nice of him.
He always does that.
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It's because he was in
a concentration camp during the war.
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He's become restless in his old age.
He's 86.
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It won't be any fun
when that age comes.
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Don't worry about Ivan.
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He's okay. Just don't venture
into an argument with him.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- Me?
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- My phone!
- I thought you were sleeping.
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And my wallet! Are you stealing
my stuff? Have you gone insane?
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- I'm sorry.
- Piss off, fatso!
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- Sleep tight.
- Piss off!
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BOOK OF JOB
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- They're not moving.
- They cheeky for sake of fuck!
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Fly home bird for sake of fuck!
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What are we going to do?
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There won't be
any apples left for your cake.
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Let the paki monkey climb up
and shoo them away.
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- I'm not talking to you.
- I don't know anything about birds.
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What do we do
in a case like this?
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You leave them alone, I think.
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- Can't we let them eat the apples?
- They're Adam's apples for the cake.
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- For sake of fuck, he can't bake.
- You don't know that.
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If Adam wants to bake us a cake
it's our job to support him.
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- He can't bake bread.
- Shut up!
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- I can tell.
- What the fuck do you know, paki?
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That's the right attitude. That kind
of attitude will get us some cake.
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- There's more of them coming.
- That's just plain rude.
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That's good.
Very authentic.
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- No bird will come back now.
- Reverend Fjeldsted?
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Yes?
Call me Ivan.
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- I'm Sarah Svendsen.
- Hi. This is my assistant Adam.
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I'm not from around here. I wanted
to come to the service but I couldn't.
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Don't apologize.
You only cheat yourself.
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What's this?
You're in a bad way.
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Let's go inside and talk.
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- I met this guy.
- The milk has gone bad.
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- Fine.
- I was thinking about her.
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- Me too.
- No, you didn't.
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Are you saying I didn't?
Are you?
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Let's take that discussion right now.
This may be the right time and place.
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John says: "He came to Canaan
after having turned water into wine. "
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"A boy was sick. Jesus said: Do to
others as you want them to do to you. "
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Don't call me inconsiderate.
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- It's okay. I don't take milk.
- Maybe we have some cookies.
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Adam, could you go see if there's
a few cookies for Sarah and me?
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- Maybe I shouldn't have come.
- Sure. So you met a guy?
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I have been in Indonesia working for
the World Wide Fund for Nature.
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I made love to a man
and got pregnant.
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I used to drink a lot before.
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Now I'm in AA
and I've been sober for 341 days.
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Now they're saying that
the baby may be handicapped.
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- I don't know where the dad is...
- Just a second, Sarah.
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Why do I get three cookies and Sarah
only two? Don't you find that odd?
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There were five left.
Hers looked bigger.
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I don't think so. Have you measured
the cookies? He never does that.
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Let's stop this discussion.
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- You would like to get rid of it?
- Yes... No!
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There's a 60% chance
that the baby is handicapped.
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I have to decide within a week
before it's too late.
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I can't handle
a handicapped child.
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60 per cent is a lot, right?
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It's just statistics.
Let me tell you something.
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When we were expecting our son we
were told that he could be disabled.
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We could have been intimidated
by statistics and reason -
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- but we chose to look
at the bright side, and now...
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When I see him run around in the
garden or doing his homework -
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- we're happy that
we chose to have him.
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You won't find anyone
to say otherwise.
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The Devil is testing us all the time.
We have to make the right choices.
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If we all listened to reason the
world would be a gloomy place to live.
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You need to follow you heart
and have the baby.
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- Fuck!
- Good morning.
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Fuck, that hurt!
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Why the hell haven't
you turned the cooker off?
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This looks bad.
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What did reverend Fjeldsted say?
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He's a frigging idiot.
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He may be weird,
but he's a good boy.
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His life sure as shit hasn't been easy.
Everything went wrong from the start.
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His mother died
giving birth to him.
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He lived with his father and sister.
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- Until they took him away.
- Ivan? They took Ivan away?
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No, nobody took Ivan away.
The father was taken away. Henning.
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Why?
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He was fucking those kids black
and blue. They could hardly walk.
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- Shut up and fix this.
- Pardon my forthrightness.
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I've learned
it's best to tell it like it is.
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You're best served
by being told the truth.
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What's this I hear?
The cooker bit you?
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- Gunnar forgot to turn it of.
- Take a seat. I'd like to talk to you.
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Do you know why
all this is happening?
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Why are all these birds in the tree?
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And the cooker. Why did you
burn yourself all of the sudden?
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I think someone is trying to tell you
that you shouldn't go near the cooker.
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You can't bake
a cake without a cooker.
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I think Satan is testing us.
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By not letting me bake the cake?
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He's trying to fight us. He's testing
your strength to withstand him.
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He's always doing it to me.
Look at your hand.
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You're a complete moron.
Nobody is doing anything.
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- Gunnar just forgot to turn it off.
- He always makes sure to turn it off.
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- That fat pig is hammered!
- Hey, fat and drunk!
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So many accusations,
but there may be an explanation.
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You should know that he was the
best Danish tennis player in his youth.
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He won all his matches but then a
ball was mistakenly called to be out.
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Gunnar lost
and everything went downhill.
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What about Khalid?
This was in his coat pocket.
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- What are you saying?
- Those two haven't changed.
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- You're a joke.
- Let's forbid people to wear hats.
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- It's a balaclava during summer.
- Khalid is from a hot climate.
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- Here's fucking 17,000 in cash.
- You're reaching, Adam.
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Khalid is saving to buy new clothes.
You didn't know.
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Give me my phone and my wallet
or I'll smash your face in.
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That's not fucking mine!
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Stay away from my stuff.
Do you understand?
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You're lucky that I'm going back in
because I would beat you every day.
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- I'm going to the casualty room,
- Will you pass the market?
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- I could.
- Could you get my cough syrup?
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- Sure, what's it called?
- Von Osten.
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Right. Think about what we can
do about the birds, if you have time.
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Here you go. It can't be traced
but throw it away anyway.
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Can you shoot with that hand?
Are you going to whack the priest?
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He's fucked up.
He got it in the ass as a kid.
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- Now he's all turn the other cheek.
- But you're getting out in 11 weeks.
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We're waiting for you.
Espen can't control them.
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- I'm not going to shoot him.
- I just want to understand.
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I need to break him.
All that goodness shit.
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Does it involve the pear pie?
Espen says you talk about a pie.
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It's an apple cake, okay?
It doesn't matter.
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I said that I would bake a cake
and the idiot won't let up.
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He says that the Devil is testing us
because birds are eating the apples.
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Do you need help?
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Who the fuck do you
think you're talking to?
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See you.
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Go on.
Get them!
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Don't be afraid.
Go on. Get them.
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- He's making them nervous.
- They care fucking not about the cat.
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- All can see.
- Yes. Lambert is not working.
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My granddad
had a cherry tree.
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It was attacked by birds, so he shot
a few in the morning and evening.
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00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:15,050
Shot them?
With a gun?
228
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,569
No, a waffle iron.
229
00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:21,409
Of course it was a gun.
What gun?
230
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:24,612
One like this.
231
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,736
You know what?
232
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:33,331
I think that we should try it.
Can you take them from there?
233
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:37,499
Can we guns use?
For sake of fuck, why you not said?
234
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,814
- Well...
- Lambert?
235
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:49,456
Lambert, are you okay?
236
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:52,618
What just happened?
237
00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:59,296
He's dead.
238
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,129
- It was a shit cat anyhow.
- He shot my cat.
239
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:07,413
Let's stop with the accusations.
It was an old cat.
240
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:11,408
He just happened to fall down
while we were shooting.
241
00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:15,374
If you want
to discuss it now we can.
242
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:17,298
Okay.
243
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:26,570
We talked about your grandfather.
Do you know what I think?
244
00:28:26,780 --> 00:28:30,011
I think
it's going to be a good day.
245
00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:44,729
It's too bad that Khalid won't come in
when we're making his favorite food.
246
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:49,092
- He's embarrassed about Lambert.
- Where did he get the gun?
247
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:54,010
- Is he a terrorist?
- He wants to return to Saudi Arabia.
248
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:57,849
You should see his dream house.
It's really nice.
249
00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:01,416
With a bit more Statoil money
he can go home.
250
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:06,569
- Why not just rob a bank
- Khalid is very committed to politics.
251
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:11,331
He only robs multinational companies.
That's why he robs Statoil.
252
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:18,013
Statoil stole his father's land for the
oil. Khalid is taking back his property.
253
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:21,929
- Statoil is Norwegian.
- No, I don't think so.
254
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:26,452
- Statoil is Norwegian!
- Remember to tell Khalid that.
255
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:31,529
- So Ivan knows what he's doing?
- Yes. Ivan just want him to be calm.
256
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:34,652
Ivan is not exactly normal.
257
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:39,297
The anniversary
of his wife's death is coming up.
258
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:44,016
- He had a wife?
- Yes, Linda.
259
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:50,932
She ate some pills and killed herself
because they got a handicapped son.
260
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:57,693
He's got cerebral palsy. He can't
move at all. She couldn't take that.
261
00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:05,291
Can I come in?
262
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:12,736
Adam, there sure is no shortage of
recipes for apple cake in this world.
263
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:26,290
It looks like we've
won round one.
264
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:37,856
- What a handsome man. Your father?
- That's Hitler.
265
00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:40,779
No, Hitler had a beard.
266
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:49,892
You're right. I'm thinking of that
Russian guy. I'll leave you to it.
267
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:54,696
Hitler's enemies didn't
take him seriously either.
268
00:30:54,900 --> 00:31:00,736
Don't you think that I do?
That's just plain rude.
269
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:08,454
Old Paul Nordkap who's in the
hospital with no will to live -
270
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:11,652
- he was a bigger Nazi than anyone.
271
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:15,296
Why do you think
they ask me to cheer him up?
272
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,968
Wasn't he in a camp?
273
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:24,130
Sure. He was working there.
He met Goblins and all those folks.
274
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,969
- Goebbels?
- He was probably also there.
275
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:32,776
Come with me to visit. Then we
can see who takes who seriously.
276
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:34,936
Deal?
277
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,968
BOOK OF JOB
278
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:27,369
Hello!
I'm glad that you could make it.
279
00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:33,177
He's dying. He won't last through
the night. I broke it to him gently.
280
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:37,214
Well,
let's give him a good sendoff.
281
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,969
- How's the hand?
- Okay.
282
00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:46,413
What about the honker, Ivan?
It took quite a beating.
283
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:51,296
You don't have to waste
money on perfume anymore, Ivan.
284
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,298
You won't smell anything again.
285
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,697
Yes.
Come on, Adam.
286
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:07,177
What's up with you, Poul?
Have you lost your appetite?
287
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:12,693
- I've brought a guest for you.
- Hello. Adam Pedersen.
288
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:17,291
- Are you feeling a bit low?
- I'm scared.
289
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:20,253
Relax.
What have you been up to?
290
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:26,490
- Have the nurses been nicer to you?
- Don't make them. I don't deserve it.
291
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:31,615
They have been nagging Poul because
of this past but we put a stop to that.
292
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:36,769
Didn't we, Poul?
Has Miriam been nicer to you?
293
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:42,850
Yes, she made me hot chocolate
yesterday and tucked me in.
294
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:48,578
- They are all so nice to me.
- That's good. Don't be upset.
295
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:54,855
- I don't deserve it. Let it be.
- Everybody deserves to be tucked in.
296
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:59,292
- Did she fluff your duvet and pillow?
- Yes.
297
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,536
There, there.
298
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:07,098
I apologize for trying to cheat.
299
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:11,179
I just don't like
being inside the church.
300
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:15,692
- That's all forgotten now.
- I know that's what you always say.
301
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:21,179
I'm scared, Ivan.
I dare not sleep. I'm so afraid.
302
00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:25,293
Fiddlesticks!
You have nothing to worry about.
303
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:31,689
Let's focus on the people who cares
for you and all your lovely memories.
304
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,529
Oh God!
305
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:41,292
Poul, don't cry anymore.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
306
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,139
All has been forgiven.
307
00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:50,859
If you only knew what we did...
All those poor people.
308
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:55,292
- It can't be forgiven.
- Stop it. Nobody remembers anymore.
309
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,298
Oh God!
310
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:02,288
Stop your whining.
It's not as bad as all that.
311
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:06,459
We all make mistakes
but we don't let it bring us down.
312
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:12,331
You're crazy, man.
313
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:19,858
Why do you say that? Why spoil
the mood by being plain rude?
314
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:24,019
I'd be happy to discuss it,
but this is not the place.
315
00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:27,292
Let's focus on the word of God.
316
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:32,096
God forgives all, Poul.
God forgives all.
317
00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:49,130
It's difficult.
318
00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:54,016
Even though you seen it before
it's still difficult every time.
319
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:06,736
- Did you discuss your wife's death?
- Yes, I talked to lots.
320
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:13,857
- A wife's suicide must be painful.
- Yes, that can't be nice.
321
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:17,848
- Linda didn't take her own life.
- But she took pills?
322
00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:22,690
Yes, but it was an accident.
323
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,856
Accident how?
324
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:30,817
Christoffer had been playing with her
pills and had put them in a candy dish.
325
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:37,493
Linda always had a sweet tooth and
she thought they were yellow M&Ms.
326
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,851
Your son Christoffer?
327
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:45,815
- So he's actually able to move?
- Why wouldn't he be?
328
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:50,377
- I thought he was paralyzed.
- No, I wish.
329
00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:55,096
There's no stopping him. Just
yesterday he was playing rounders.
330
00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:01,011
I don't believe you, Ivan.
331
00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:15,852
- I just don't.
- I've never heard anything that crazy.
332
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:21,009
Has Gunnar told tall stories and
played fast and loose with the truth?
333
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:24,769
If it is
that's just plain rude.
334
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:30,493
Why don't you bring him tomorrow?
335
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:35,012
He's already coming. He's been
pestering me all week to come.
336
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:39,293
- Good.
- Then you can see for yourself.
337
00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:02,009
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
338
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:11,815
Christoffer, this is Adam.
Adam, Christoffer.
339
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:15,490
Maybe you could go say hello.
Yum, eggs.
340
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,735
Small mouthfuls.
341
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:46,298
- He's paralyzed.
- What did you say?
342
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:50,459
- I have to go in tower.
- You two stay here.
343
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:54,016
- I need shoot black bird.
- Sit down.
344
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:57,376
He's paralyzed.
345
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:03,249
Christoffer,
go into daddy's office. Now!
346
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:14,534
This will not be pleasant to watch.
What did you say?
347
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:18,528
He's paralyzed.
Isn't he paralyzed, Ivan?
348
00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:21,459
Is he really, Adam?
349
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:25,369
Yes, he has cerebral palsy.
350
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:31,730
That is just crazy.
Khalid, what do you have to say?
351
00:39:34,780 --> 00:39:36,736
Khalid?
352
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:40,012
Him is it.
353
00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:43,974
Ivan, he's spastic paralyzed.
354
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:49,249
Your son's a spastic.
Your wife killed herself.
355
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:53,692
Your mother died giving birth to you.
Your dad raped you.
356
00:39:57,860 --> 00:40:01,091
Look at me, Ivan.
Look at me.
357
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:11,219
You bleeding from an ear. You
bleeding from an ear, for sake of fuck!
358
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,014
The other way.
359
00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:28,655
- Ivan was bleeding from an ear.
- That has happened to me.
360
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:33,012
Just drink milk.
Plenty of milk.
361
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:24,017
Just give up, Ivan.
362
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:41,295
There's something
you should know.
363
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:48,178
Christoffer is recovering from
a very nasty bout of the flu.
364
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:52,851
I'm the first to admit that
he's been a bit sluggish lately.
365
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:57,850
- Shut the fuck up!
- If he hurts you turn the other cheek.
366
00:41:58,060 --> 00:42:00,813
God is on my side.
367
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:46,853
What is his problem?
He needs to be locked up!
368
00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:50,848
I'm not one to gossip -
369
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:54,655
- but he's always been
considered a phenomenon.
370
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:58,853
- I don't know if you know?
- How the hell should I know?
371
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:04,851
- He's sick. Very sick.
- I bloody well know that.
372
00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:08,848
No, not like that.
Well, he is that too -
373
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:13,850
- but he's terminally ill.
374
00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:18,850
- What's wrong with him?
- Cancer.
375
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:22,689
He has a brain tumor
the size of a volleyball.
376
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:26,893
I've never seen anyone
with such a large brain tumor.
377
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:31,013
I'll bash your face in
if you call him a walking miracle.
378
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:34,735
Have you heard about
the Ravashi syndrome?
379
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,738
Ravashi was
an Indian footballer -
380
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:42,536
- who lost both his feet
in a go-kart accident in 1957.
381
00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:49,657
In a state of shock over the accident
he ran home on the stumps of his legs.
382
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:53,694
His brain blocked the fact
that he had no feet.
383
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:57,449
For two months
he came to practice.
384
00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:03,576
- He kept his midfield position.
- Without feet?
385
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:08,296
They were a bad team.
They were maybe in the fifth league.
386
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:12,413
Ivan has experienced
so much hardship -
387
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:16,852
- that he needs to find an
explanation in order to live with it.
388
00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:23,852
That's why he thinks that
the Devil has it in for him.
389
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:28,850
Ivan would say that
everything is a test.
390
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:33,451
You're a test, his cancer is a test,
his son's handicap is a test.
391
00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:39,576
In Ivan's mind he's locked in
fierce battle with the Devil himself.
392
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:45,810
Ivan has no mind to lose and he
blocks out everything like Ravashi.
393
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:51,413
He's in denial about all the bad stuff.
Death, mutilation, hardship, evil.
394
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:56,011
That simply
doesn't exist in Ivan's world.
395
00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:01,579
Why does he bleed from his ears?
396
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:07,730
We have asked ourselves that. I think
it's when something comes too close.
397
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:14,812
Someone once got through to him.
He bled from his ears once before.
398
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:17,853
That was three years ago.
399
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:23,657
- What happened?
- You don't know his sister Katinka.
400
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:27,250
A total slapper.
She fucked everybody.
401
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:32,580
I even fucked her when she was
here to have her adenoids removed.
402
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,250
When she died
Ivan almost fell to pieces.
403
00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:39,293
He bled from his ears
and got sick.
404
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:44,856
- What happened then?
- You know Ivan.
405
00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:49,770
A few days later
he was jolly as ever.
406
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:53,370
You could kill him by
making him understand?
407
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:56,413
Yes, in theory.
408
00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:17,733
Give up, Adam.
409
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:22,013
God is on my side.
Never forget that.
410
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:32,693
Hi.
The cooker is broken.
411
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:36,939
- I wanted to make Christoffer a pizza.
- Let's fix it.
412
00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:40,098
- I don't know how.
- We'll get by.
413
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:44,771
- Where did Christoffer go?
- He's in your office with a woman.
414
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:51,738
She's quite upset. Her name is Sarah
and she's a real hottie.
415
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:57,731
When she saw Christoffer she started
screaming. She didn't want coffee.
416
00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:02,013
Well, we'd better...
417
00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:09,056
So nice of you to visit again.
418
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,536
- Has he been good?
- Tell me he isn't yours.
419
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:17,655
I can't because this is Christoffer.
Have you two been introduced?
420
00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:24,174
- How can you say the things you did?
- Say what kind of things?
421
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:29,818
You said that nothing was wrong
with him. That he could do math.
422
00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:34,059
Yes, he can.
Even the complicated kind.
423
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:45,009
Adam, maybe you should go get
some of the cookies that Sarah likes.
424
00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:10,055
I'll come too.
425
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:17,697
Is anyone hungry?
426
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,858
You can hook up the new cooker now.
We'll see if this one lasts a bit longer.
427
00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:44,416
- What are you doing?
- Playing with coins.
428
00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:48,249
- Gunnar is good.
- But you're pregnant.
429
00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:52,419
- It's a bit late for that.
- We're rewriting an article.
430
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:57,899
- About what?
- The tigers in the Orient.
431
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:02,332
Here they write that
there's only 400 left.
432
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:06,453
That's a sure way
to make them extinct.
433
00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:10,858
- Like last round at the pub.
- What do you do then, Gunnar?
434
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:15,497
- You buy a pint an a chaser.
- The fuck you do!
435
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:18,897
Gunnar is right.
We have to do something.
436
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:22,649
- Shut up, man!
- Stay out of it.
437
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:26,614
Yes, Adam, stop disturbing
us because we're busy.
438
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:32,452
- Five tigers is dying every day.
- Six! Six tigers a day, Adam.
439
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:35,811
They can really
jump high those tigers.
440
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:06,013
I'll come right out and say it.
You better come with me.
441
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:11,738
There's a new apple problem. Shall
we say in five minutes by the tree?
442
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:21,254
I come and no understand.
I look fruit and see worm.
443
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:26,614
No, I actually discovered it,
but I don't need any credit.
444
00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:29,618
For sake of fuck,
is on all fruit.
445
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:34,211
That's just plain rude.
446
00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:38,971
Yes, Adam,
it never stops.
447
00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:45,528
Let's do something about it. Take
down the sick fruit and spray the rest.
448
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:51,019
Gunnar, come with me. We have
to arrange Poul's return to God.
449
00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:23,900
BOOK OF JOB
450
00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:21,536
Poul Bжkel Hermann, known to
friend and foe as Poul Nordkap -
451
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:25,210
- lived a long and full life.
452
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:30,335
In his life Poul learned that to know
God you must dance with the Devil.
453
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:34,215
If any Poul Nordkap surely did that.
454
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:38,379
Poul learned that it's futile
to fight good because -
455
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:45,213
- despite all the cruelty, screaming
and tears he had caused in his youth -
456
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:49,333
- he realized in the end that
this was just a mere moment.
457
00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:53,215
The ocean heaved
but it was a wasted effort.
458
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:58,540
The world continued
and good prevailed as always.
459
00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:04,451
That's why Poul can return
to God with peace of mind.
460
00:54:04,660 --> 00:54:09,939
Adam and I were by his side
when he passed quietly away.
461
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:15,009
His last words were:
"I'm not afraid. I'm ready. "
462
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:18,530
But this is not all about Poul -
463
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:25,578
- because today Christoffer turns nine.
Before we gorge ourselves on cake -
464
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:28,692
- let's honor Poul
with a hymn.
465
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:33,735
Kaj Munk's number 634.
"You know my heart".
466
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:32,890
There you are.
I thought you had gone to bed.
467
00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:36,251
- I'd like to talk to you.
- Can't it wait?
468
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:41,215
It has been a long day for
Christoffer with all this attention.
469
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:48,371
- I'd like to talk to you now.
- Okay then.
470
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:53,654
Go into dad's office
and cuddle up under a blanket.
471
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:58,536
What's up with you?
Is the business with the birthday cake?
472
00:55:58,740 --> 00:56:03,575
- What if the Devil isn't testing you?
- What do you mean?
473
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:07,409
What if it isn't him
who's been dogging you?
474
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:11,932
I see.
You're reaching again.
475
00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:15,576
If not the Devil then who?
A little elf?
476
00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:20,854
Maybe all the birds, the cooker and
the worms are just a coincidence?
477
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:26,896
- Is that what you're telling people?
- God.
478
00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,933
- Pardon?
- God.
479
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:36,936
- I don't understand.
- What if God is on your case?
480
00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:40,335
Why would he do that?
481
00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:45,694
Because he hates you.
I've read this book. Book of Job.
482
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,573
- Yes.
- You've read it, right?
483
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:58,933
No. It's about a crocodile.
That's what I've heard.
484
00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:04,009
Yes, it's about a crocodile,
but it's also about much more.
485
00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:09,419
Remember God killed Job's cattle?
His seven camels and his ten kids?
486
00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:13,977
He takes everything away from him
and makes him a leper.
487
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:17,013
Does that
remind you of anything?
488
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:21,289
I never had a camel.
489
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:24,776
Look at me.
Look at me, Ivan!
490
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:29,935
You know that God
is behind this, right?
491
00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:33,212
God is not on your side, Ivan.
492
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:37,095
Yes, he is.
493
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:44,217
I don't believe any of this shit.
I just want you to know that it's God.
494
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:48,493
The Devil hasn't
wasted any time on you.
495
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:51,009
God wants to kill you.
496
00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:56,692
You're just so dense
that you don't get it.
497
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:59,460
Why are you doing this to me?
498
00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:03,699
Because I'm evil.
You can't change that.
499
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:58,810
There fire in sky.
500
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:03,491
Him Ivan gone?
He forgot moron kid.
501
00:59:12,060 --> 00:59:15,848
For sake of fuck,
it was all fresh!
502
00:59:16,060 --> 00:59:19,370
Every night
we now go to bed hungry.
503
01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:21,335
He's done for. You could use him
as a crapper. Have you had coffee?
504
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:27,251
- No. Is he going to...
- Die? You bet your ass he is.
505
01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:33,217
Why do you think that the bloke began
bleeding from all orifices in his skull?
506
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:37,208
I give him four weeks, five tops.
507
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:42,972
From a medical point of view it doesn't
matter. He's come to his senses.
508
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:47,617
Somehow you've managed
to take away his faith.
509
01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:52,132
- That's why I want to buy you coffee.
- It doesn't matter.
510
01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:54,808
Well excuse me.
511
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:30,210
Are you ready?
512
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:34,174
Get up, Ivan,
we need the room.
513
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,291
Go with Adam.
514
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:42,099
Are you coming?
515
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:52,380
Call me
when he gets to weak.
516
01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:56,368
We'll give him a room
and a shot of morphine.
517
01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:28,653
God hates us, Christoffer.
518
01:05:28,860 --> 01:05:31,249
He's always hated us.
519
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:35,213
It doesn't look too good.
520
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:43,258
Gather the others.
521
01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:09,812
Well, the fact is...
522
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:15,975
Adam already knows but...
523
01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:20,291
I'm dying.
524
01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:25,690
- Die how?
- I'll sleep with the worms.
525
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:31,372
- Are you not going to stay?
- No, that would be difficult.
526
01:06:31,580 --> 01:06:34,970
What are we to do?
527
01:06:35,180 --> 01:06:38,934
Well, I hope that you...
528
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,736
I don't know.
529
01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:52,175
I don't know what you should do.
I don't know anything anymore.
530
01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:58,819
If I said anything that you
can use then do that or don't.
531
01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:01,215
I don't care.
532
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:06,256
That's all.
533
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:25,091
- Where you're going?
- I feel like a drink. I've earned that.
534
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:29,373
- Gunnar...
- Leave me alone.
535
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:34,131
- You idiot!
- Gunnar, that's stupid.
536
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:16,734
You had a hair.
537
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:22,655
Here's one more.
We have three.
538
01:08:22,860 --> 01:08:26,853
- Ivan deserve good cake.
- What the fuck are you doing?
539
01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:33,692
- I'm picking apples.
- With a paki?
540
01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:39,255
- What happened?
- Lightning.
541
01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:44,090
What's wrong with you?
Are you fucking kidding us?
542
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:50,091
- You climb trees with a nigger.
- That...
543
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:56,091
- Esben, just go home.
- He say go away and take fat friend.
544
01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:03,058
Jшrgen, let's teach our little
Black friend some manners.
545
01:09:03,260 --> 01:09:06,093
What the fuck are you doing?
546
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:10,088
I feel stress.
He come with psycho knee.
547
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:14,179
- He shot me.
- Here witness. Him done before.
548
01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:17,975
- He shot me!
- I say sorry, fatso!
549
01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:21,616
- Take him with you.
- You'll regret this.
550
01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:25,256
And you, nigger, you're dead.
551
01:09:27,220 --> 01:09:31,099
- You stupid? I have gun.
- You can't just shoot people.
552
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:37,011
He came with that shoulder.
Psycho shoulder. There's his back.
553
01:09:38,660 --> 01:09:40,890
Stop it!
554
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:52,011
I are off balance.
I no like seeing Ivan like that.
555
01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:56,657
It's a shitty day.
I want leave this faggot country.
556
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:34,088
Khalid...
You have to talk to him.
557
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,689
He has problems.
558
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:40,370
Gunnar is also behaving strangely.
559
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:46,813
- Well, you know... They need you.
- Leave me alone.
560
01:10:48,550 --> 01:10:52,020
Gunnar is also behaving strangely.
561
01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:58,463
- Well, you know... They need you.
- Leave me alone.
562
01:10:59,950 --> 01:11:05,308
Yes, but just have a talk with them.
563
01:11:05,510 --> 01:11:07,899
They'll listen to you.
564
01:11:14,430 --> 01:11:17,308
I'll put the apples in the fridge.
565
01:11:18,350 --> 01:11:20,989
Do as you please.
566
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:36,901
Gunnar, what are you doing?
567
01:11:40,950 --> 01:11:44,420
- Nothing.
- Where's Sarah?
568
01:11:46,350 --> 01:11:51,140
- She's gone home.
- What's with all those things?
569
01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:55,309
- It's just an aubergine...
- And the racket?
570
01:11:57,950 --> 01:12:03,308
It was in.
Everyone said that is was in.
571
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:12,147
- Go on in.
- Not while you are here.
572
01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:15,069
Can I see how you live?
573
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:21,264
No.
574
01:12:29,950 --> 01:12:33,909
- She got very drunk.
- What have you done?
575
01:12:34,110 --> 01:12:38,740
Nothing yet.
She just got drunk.
576
01:12:38,950 --> 01:12:42,022
- She wanted it.
- Put that stuff down.
577
01:12:45,950 --> 01:12:49,101
It's her fault for getting that drunk.
578
01:12:58,950 --> 01:13:02,738
Let's go to bed.
579
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:05,589
You come with me.
Go on.
580
01:13:12,590 --> 01:13:17,618
- Wow, so many guns.
- Khalid, where are you going?
581
01:13:17,830 --> 01:13:19,946
Statoil must die.
582
01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:23,301
- Wouldn't you rather stay here?
- No.
583
01:13:23,510 --> 01:13:28,538
- You won't shoot anyone, right?
- Drop it. I no want to shoot you.
584
01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:31,662
You meddle
and I shoot your face.
585
01:13:31,870 --> 01:13:37,024
- Can we go with you?
- You want rob with me?
586
01:13:37,230 --> 01:13:40,779
- Yes.
- So nice. But no smoke in car.
587
01:13:40,990 --> 01:13:44,983
No.
Get in.
588
01:14:09,790 --> 01:14:12,907
I'll go in first.
I have to use the loo.
589
01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:19,299
Okay, but no shooting anyone
before me come in.
590
01:14:19,510 --> 01:14:22,582
Hat on, Gunnar.
591
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:28,345
Is there a back door?
Run! Get out of here!
592
01:14:28,550 --> 01:14:31,303
Get out!
Run!
593
01:14:36,190 --> 01:14:39,500
- Where's employee?
- They ran.
594
01:14:39,710 --> 01:14:42,588
For sake of fuck!
595
01:14:54,310 --> 01:14:58,064
- Are you done?
- Don't you want some cigarettes?
596
01:15:12,310 --> 01:15:14,540
Stop it!
Let's go!
597
01:15:33,630 --> 01:15:35,586
Are you hurt?
598
01:15:40,350 --> 01:15:42,910
That went well.
599
01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:46,785
You have to talk to Ivan.
You need help, both of you.
600
01:15:46,990 --> 01:15:50,460
He also needs help.
Come on.
601
01:15:50,670 --> 01:15:53,309
- Take of that hat.
- Yes.
602
01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:11,220
- Hi. Where did you go last night?
- We were at the gas station.
603
01:16:11,430 --> 01:16:14,900
- Was I very drunk?
- No, you were nice.
604
01:16:15,110 --> 01:16:18,659
What are you doing?
Where are the other apples?
605
01:16:18,870 --> 01:16:23,546
- We ate them.
- Have you eaten seven apples?
606
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:29,746
- He was hungry. You only had beer.
- For fuck's sake!
607
01:16:29,950 --> 01:16:36,742
You look good in that outfit.
Did we fool around yesterday?
608
01:16:39,230 --> 01:16:43,826
The girlie boys are here again.
There are more.
609
01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:52,867
- Go into the church.
- I no hide from that bunch of faggots.
610
01:16:53,070 --> 01:16:56,824
Look how many they are.
Go into the church.
611
01:17:11,630 --> 01:17:14,383
You can go fuck yourself.
612
01:17:14,590 --> 01:17:18,868
- We just want the paki.
- Will you stop that noise!
613
01:17:30,310 --> 01:17:36,749
I really shouldn't have come out here
and ask for some peace and quite.
614
01:17:36,950 --> 01:17:40,704
I have six,
maybe seven, days left to live.
615
01:17:40,910 --> 01:17:43,378
I deserve to be able to nap.
616
01:17:43,590 --> 01:17:48,459
I can't manage you rude people.
Please leave.
617
01:17:48,670 --> 01:17:51,389
We just want the paki and do him.
618
01:17:51,590 --> 01:17:58,223
Do what you want. You can take
him to the woods. I just want peace.
619
01:17:58,430 --> 01:18:03,185
- Get him!
- That is just plain rude!
620
01:18:03,390 --> 01:18:09,022
We'll do this another way.
Give me everything that makes noise.
621
01:18:23,590 --> 01:18:26,058
What the fuck was he doing?
622
01:18:26,270 --> 01:18:29,467
Asshole!
623
01:18:31,950 --> 01:18:36,626
- It wasn't my fault.
- Let's get out of here.
624
01:19:18,950 --> 01:19:21,348
In medical terms
this is called a half Kennedy.
625
01:19:21,383 --> 01:19:23,747
In medical terms
this is called a half Kennedy.
626
01:19:23,950 --> 01:19:28,626
He won't get over that.
I can assure you of that.
627
01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:34,826
Well, you just say your goodbyes
and I'll stick the kettle on.
628
01:20:04,190 --> 01:20:08,308
It's not nice to take the church car.
It's for the dead.
629
01:20:08,510 --> 01:20:12,025
Shut up, Gunnar.
So goodbye to you all.
630
01:20:12,230 --> 01:20:16,940
- You could stay. Ivan may return.
- Ivan is toasted.
631
01:20:17,150 --> 01:20:21,063
I have to go home.
What you say, Adam.
632
01:20:22,270 --> 01:20:25,342
I don't know.
You decide.
633
01:20:25,550 --> 01:20:29,543
I go. I sorry about Ivan.
I sorry that you can't make cake.
634
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,742
See you, Adam and the Sarah.
635
01:20:32,950 --> 01:20:36,625
Fuck you, Gunnar.
636
01:20:36,830 --> 01:20:38,786
Well, okay.
637
01:20:52,510 --> 01:20:57,300
- Go to your room.
- Don't get angry, but...
638
01:21:02,150 --> 01:21:05,108
- Where is that from?
- Don't hurt me.
639
01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:09,747
I took it by accident. I'm sorry.
I'll never do it again.
640
01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:32,662
- Enter.
- His bed is empty.
641
01:22:32,870 --> 01:22:36,340
- Yes.
- Where is he?
642
01:22:36,550 --> 01:22:41,385
It doesn't make sense. I'm a man
of science. I believe in figures.
643
01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:45,139
I'm going somewhere
where the sick die -
644
01:22:45,350 --> 01:22:51,380
- and don't go sit in the garden with a
cheese burger after having been shot.
645
01:22:51,590 --> 01:22:55,060
- Is he in the garden?
- Yes.
646
01:22:55,270 --> 01:22:58,626
He just got up
and went for a walk.
647
01:22:58,830 --> 01:23:03,540
The bullet simply
shot the tumor away.
648
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:10,064
Now they're telling me that the bloke
is well again. I've bloody well had it.
649
01:23:38,670 --> 01:23:40,945
Hi, Adam.
650
01:23:43,270 --> 01:23:47,582
- I baked an apple cake.
- Yes.
651
01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:52,785
Should we have a go?
652
01:25:13,030 --> 01:25:18,548
- What's the name of the child?
- Ivan Lambert Andersen.
653
01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:22,345
Ivan Lambert Andersen...
654
01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:26,987
I baptize you in the name of the
Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
655
01:25:27,190 --> 01:25:29,146
Amen.
656
01:25:32,790 --> 01:25:35,987
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
657
01:25:36,190 --> 01:25:38,658
- Come back.
- No time.
658
01:25:38,870 --> 01:25:43,625
- We're going to Indonesia.
- Interesting. Because of the tigers?
659
01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:48,858
No, I plan to play tennis again.
They have the best courts.
660
01:25:49,070 --> 01:25:51,584
It's because of junior.
661
01:25:51,790 --> 01:25:55,908
With his Down's syndrome
he'll just look like the others.
662
01:25:56,110 --> 01:26:00,581
Yes, tigers are really fascinating.
You're always welcome.
663
01:26:00,790 --> 01:26:03,987
- We have to go.
- Don't you have to change?
664
01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:06,943
I'll do it in the car.
665
01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:12,543
Come on, Gunnar.
666
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:23,505
Arne and Noller.
Ivan Fjeldsted. Call me Ivan.
667
01:26:24,710 --> 01:26:28,749
Okay then. This is my assistant,
Adam Ole Pedersen.
668
01:26:28,950 --> 01:26:32,260
We've been looking forward
to meeting you.
669
01:26:32,470 --> 01:26:35,382
Well, let's go.
I'll take the bags.
670
01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:38,821
What the fuck
is wrong with your eye?
671
01:26:40,590 --> 01:26:43,900
- What do you mean?
- You look like a spastic.
672
01:26:44,110 --> 01:26:46,066
Really?
673
01:26:46,270 --> 01:26:49,979
I think that's just
a rude way to break the ice
674
01:26:50,190 --> 01:26:54,820
We'll come through town
so let's ask what they think of me.
675
01:26:55,030 --> 01:26:59,979
This is not the place for that
discussion because you'll lose.
676
01:27:03,030 --> 01:27:06,466
The eye is fine.
We'll discuss it in the car.
677
01:27:06,670 --> 01:27:11,300
Good idea with that discussion.
Come on.
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