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Hi, I'm Jake Winton.
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If you're receiving
this video,
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it means that you have invested
in MINDS i.
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It also means that we have
raised $2.5 million
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to start production
on the sickest piece
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of wearable technology
on the market today.
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It's also much more affordable
than any of our competitors.
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I'm not gonna name any names,
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but I think you know who you are.
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I'm telling you, there is no other product
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on the market today that is
as comprehensive, easy to use,
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and fucking cool as MINDS i.
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<i> Wired</i> Magazine,
TechCrunch,
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and a whole mess of other media agree.
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Look, I'm not an inventor. I'm an investor.
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All of my money is in this product.
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I know a good thing when I see it,
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and I want you guys to see it all, so thank you.
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And you're welcome.
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Gersh, congrats, her dad's out of jail.
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Love the Windsor.
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Chatakov, thank you for the pork bun rack.
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Sam, you're not on the list, you can't be here.
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Hey, dude, take off the braided belt.
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No bullshit in my house, okay?
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- It's Hudson's apartment.
- Do what he says, dick.
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- Dick.
- You're gonna kill it, Dick.
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We're in for another 75K.
This launch is gonna be huge.
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When I look around this room,
I see so many people
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that I love...for their money.
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But this is where I say
something that I really mean.
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I really want to thank you guys all for being here
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and investing your money and your time
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and your trust into MINDS i.
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You are all gonna be so much
more interesting to talk to
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at a dinner party a week from now,
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and you are gonna have
so much more money on paper.
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Whoo! - To MINDS i.
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- Not bad.
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Now, please, everybody enjoy their champagne.
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It's filled with rufies, so we're gonna have
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a good fucking time tonight.
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Oh, my God, you guys, that is so hot.
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Mmm, yeah, it is.
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Who wants a cup of coffee?
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Mmm--I do. Yes.
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Hey, lawyer man, tell me
you're bringing by more demos.
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People want their eyes to get fucked by technology.
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Hudson, please.
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They're the manufacturer.
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What do you mean, they can't manufacture the part?
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No, no, fuck.
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Look, it's China, it's a big-ass country.
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We'll just find someone else to make the part, okay?
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We just need to keep this quiet and keep the launch smooth.
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You're reading this off of TechCrunch, aren't you?
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Jesus Christ. It's already out.
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You guys are gonna leave me in here?
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B dog.
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What, did you have your fucking mom
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do the production research?
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My mom's dead.
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- Right.
- But we're gonna find
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a new manufacturer and make this right.
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Fuck you, fuck head.
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Already on the phone, I love it.
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Yeah, no, I'm on my way home.
He--he lost all the money.
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See you, man.
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What time is it?
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We are gonna watch the sun rise
every day together, dude,
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until your soul is healed.
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Oh, I can't stay here.
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Tickets.
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Get your tickets out, please.
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I'm sorry, I forget where...
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I put it. There it is.
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Going backwards makes a lot of people nauseous.
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Yeah, I don't get nauseous, man.
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New Rochelle. Be there in no time.
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Hey, man, where's my money?
I trusted you, give me a call--
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Hey, great party.
Way to fuck up my life.
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Stop texting Kat, okay?
She broke up with you, dude.
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The end, she's done.
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Hey, Jake, my kids aren't going to camp
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...this summer. Thanks, buddy.
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I just wanted to let you know
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that you probably shouldn't come
to the reunion this weekend.
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You better find another fucking manufacturer--
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Hey, Jake, I want you to tell my wife that she's probably
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gonna have to get a second job. I changed your name
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in my phone to "life ruiner."
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Jake, don't come to my birthday party next week.
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I wanted to leave you a voice mail
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so you could hear in my voice
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how disappointed and angry and pissed I am!
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Hey.
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It's Jake, your brother. I left you messages.
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Well, I had no idea--
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What are you doing here? Hi.
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Uh--
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Do you not answer your phone anymore?
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I know, yeah, it's basically impossible
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for me to talk on the phone.
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Hi--come in, hi.
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Hi. Ugh.
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Whoa. You all right?
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No, it's good. I'm good, I'm fine.
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I'm pregnant.
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Really? Wasn't Teddy born, like, yesterday?
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He's three.
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He is?
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And there's another one in there?
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There's like nothing going on with this belly.
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Sorry, I just--I don't like people touching it.
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But you can touch it.
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No, it's fine, I don't need to touch anything.
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So how pregnant are you?
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13 weeks.
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Wow.
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Why aren't you wearing your glasses?
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I got Lasik.
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You had surgery?
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You don't have surgery without telling people.
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I could have come in for that. When did you do it?
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I don't know. Last year.
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Wow.
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Your eyes look kind of buggy.
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Yeah, that's what I was going for.
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Maybe you should check your thyroid.
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You should check your thyroid.
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Sorry, this is Teddy's wake of destruction.
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Just step over that turtle, and have a seat.
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Where is Teddy? Teddy!
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He's actually at daycare, and I have a early meeting,
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so can you stay for dinner?
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Yeah. Is it cool if I crash here?
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Tonight? Sure.
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Oh, don't sit there.
Sorry, that's where...
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...Teddy puts his leaf babies to sleep.
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Oh, that's where his leaf babies sleep, of course.
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That makes perfect sense.
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So, how long do you
need to stay?
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For a couple nights.
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That's a big bag.
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Yeah, well, I couldn't cram
everything into a little bag
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when my entire world imploded upon itself.
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You don't seem very focused.
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Huh?
I'm focused.
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I'm focused on you and on folding this laundry
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and on not being late.
What is going on?
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Well, you can basically take
the last three years of my life
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and light them on fire. Company's fucked.
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My girlfriend dumped me. People hate me.
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Oh. Did you, uh, lose a lot of money?
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Oh, yeah, no, I lost, uh,
all of my money and then some,
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and then I lost a lot of other people's money,
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which feels surprisingly terrible.
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Dude, can you just take the day off?
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I can't. I-I've been out a lot lately
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and my principal is tracking
my level of commitment, so--
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Whatever.
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You're gonna be fine, Jake.
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Fuck those people. I'm done with the city.
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Your shirt's buttoned wrong.
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Oh.
Shit. Thanks.
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So, if it's a couple of months,
Is that okay? Three months?
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Jesus, three months?
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I'm sorry I didn't schedule my life falling apart
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better for you.
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That's not what I'm saying.
You just--
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You show up here with your big bag,
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and you haven't been out here for at least a year.
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I was here for Teddy's birthday.
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We invited you and you didn't come.
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Well, I wanted to be there, okay?
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That counts for something.
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- I have to talk to Danny.
- Like ask him permission?
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Like have a conversation where I ask him
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how he feels about you living with us for three months
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because he's my husband.
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Can you answer me
as to why there are
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so many new sconces
around the house?
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We're trying to sell
the house.
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Could you maybe not sell
our childhood home right now?
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Please?
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I'm really sorry, Jake.
Look, just...
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Just hang out,
and eat whatever you want,
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and I'll be home tonight
and we can all have dinner.
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Okay.
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It's freezing in this house.
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Can you get me a sweatshirt,
please?
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Ah! Fuck you,
you pressed wood piece of shit.
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Oh, look who it is.
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Good nap?
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Yeah, I forgot where I was.
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You were in my bed
with your shoes on.
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- Uh--
- It's okay.
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Hey, sorry to hear about,
you know, everything.
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Oh, no worries.
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So you gonna replace that door
with more sconces?
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We're doing reclaimed walnut.
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Justine and Teddy
are upstairs.
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Oh, I'll go say hi to them.
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You know what, no, no,
don't do that.
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She's pretty upset
about that nap.
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Why don't you be
my little helper?
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Help me take the door off.
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You know I pay a guy to hang
pictures in my apartment.
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Dude, it's very easy.
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You just take this,
put it in there...
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- Uh-huh.
- And then look.
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Exciting.
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- Do I need goggles?
- No, dude.
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Like that?
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Yeah.
Oh!
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- Oh, ho.
- Lookit, lookit.
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- Hey!
- Hey! Holy shit!
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Hey.
- Teddy!
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Unky!
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Look how big you are!
You're like an adult man.
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I'm holding an adult man!
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I have a train table.
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Yeah, I just used
an electric screwdriver.
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Let's go crazy!
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Let's go crazy
in the morning.
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We just came in
to say goodnight.
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Good night?
What time is it?
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7:45.
Time for books and bed.
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Oh!
- What?
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Shit, that means I've been
sleeping for, like, nine hours.
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9 1/2.
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Shucks,
that's a long nap.
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Shucks!
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You can't be mad at people
for napping.
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Dude, we get mad at anybody
who gets any sleep.
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Okay, Mr. Monster Man,
let's bring it in.
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- Family hug.
- Bring it in.
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- Family hug. Come on.
- No!
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Oh!
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I'm hungry, I'm gonna have to
eat some of--grr.
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- No, you can't eat him!
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All right.
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- Mwah.
- I'll start dinner.
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- Hi.
- Good night.
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- Okay.
- Good night!
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Night, Teddy.
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What is that?
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- This guy.
- Is that that--
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Is that that song
from<i> The Shining?</i>
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Yeah, this guy
wants to kill me.
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I love that song.
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Jeez, You guys are eating
like rescue dogs.
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I know, we got to slow down.
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You talk to him yet?
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No.
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What?
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I need to stay here
for a few months.
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00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,200
Yeah, sure.
259
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,568
Mm!
260
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,869
What?
261
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,137
My sister moved back in
with my parents
262
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,372
after she had
that nervous breakdown,
263
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,074
dropped out of school.
Same thing.
264
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,209
Yeah, it's the same thing
as that.
265
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,044
I haven't had a chance
to talk to him yet.
266
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:57,015
I can help out around the house,
buy groceries, build stuff,
267
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,050
rip shit out of walls
as needed.
268
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,885
You want to watch Teddy?
269
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,420
Yeah, sure.
I'll watch cartoons with him
270
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,888
while you guys have
a night on the town.
271
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,826
I could do that, like,
every other week.
272
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,495
He can watch Teddy.
273
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,064
You mean like "watch him"
watch him?
274
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,499
- No.
- Come on, dude.
275
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,001
That day care sucks.
It's not clean.
276
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,104
The kids are always
licking the toys, and--
277
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,672
One got whooping cough
last week.
278
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,340
Yeah, It's fucking dark ages
there.
279
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:26,344
Plus, he'll help us out
money-wise.
280
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,679
We're not broke.
281
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:30,014
Well--
282
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,216
What?
283
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,918
Hi.
What the fuck's going on?
284
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,520
I--
285
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,188
Nothing, it's--
Well,
286
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,558
I guess--
The idea on the table
287
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,462
is that you...
stay for a few months,
288
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,298
and you look after Teddy.
289
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,301
Guys, I'm talking about,
like, buying groceries,
290
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,237
maybe build a few things.
291
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,772
I need you to make me
feel better.
292
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,207
Come on, you fuck.
He's cute.
293
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,076
You need to get
a flu shot.
294
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,411
We'll take care of it, dock it
out of your pay, or whatever.
295
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,813
Oh, we're paying him now?
296
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,214
We can't not.
297
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:07,619
Can't not.
How much we talking about?
298
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,620
300.
299
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,654
A day?
300
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,590
A week, maybe.
301
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,526
You should take it, bro.
302
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,731
Fine.
303
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:24,235
Awesome!
I'm gonna get the Breyers.
304
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,770
You seriously gonna do this?
305
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,839
You know I have a DUI, right?
306
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,241
You don't trust me
with your kid?
307
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,976
Absolutely.
308
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,584
Dude!
The old room.
309
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,253
I'm gonna need, like, four guys
to get rid of that thing.
310
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,455
- It's all right.
- Look,
311
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,425
left your dope-ass
Bar Mitzvah thing up.
312
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,593
Guess I had
a lot of interests.
313
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,665
Still badass.
314
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,940
Are you okay?
Do you want to talk?
315
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,541
No, I'm good.
316
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,443
Open or closed?
317
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,911
Closed.
318
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,347
Good night.
319
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,950
Good night.
320
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,820
Hey, so you're cool, right,
with the whole thing?
321
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:49,988
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
322
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,989
Fine.
323
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,924
Okay.
324
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,497
He decides when he comes
and when he goes, you know.
325
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,567
Whatever works for him.
326
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,602
Okay, so we are gonna
talk about it?
327
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:08,406
No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm done.
328
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,440
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
329
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,943
Okay.
330
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,717
You know, he doesn't even
know how old Teddy is.
331
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:23,454
I just don't--I mean, it's not
like he has to get him anything.
332
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:28,092
He's just like my dad.
Everything's a fly-by, I--
333
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,861
He just shows up here
like--
334
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,863
Okay, I'm gonna go
and drink a coke
335
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,798
so we can keep talking about it.
- No, it's fine.
336
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,401
No, it's fine, it's fine.
I--
337
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,903
He's my brother.
338
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,939
Okay.
339
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,181
Fuck, I forgot
to brush my teeth.
340
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,400
Spit in this.
341
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,307
I love you.
342
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,642
Hmm?
343
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,810
I love you.
344
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,578
- I'm sorry, I didn't--
- Okay.
345
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,460
I'm jumping.
346
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,197
Stop.
Stop, Teddy.
347
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,000
Too early, buddy.
Stop jumping on the bed, okay?
348
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,003
It's 7:00.
We've been up for two hours.
349
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,537
- What?
- Yeah.
350
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,773
He has?
How's that possible?
351
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,375
That's crazy.
352
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,646
It's going down!
353
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,815
Can you--I really feel it.
Can you?
354
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,118
Yeah, I can feel it.
355
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,553
Unky Jake needs
a little coffee,
356
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,355
and then I'll be ready
to play, okay?
357
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,894
Coffee bean!
358
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,864
Coffee beans!
359
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,300
"I used to just splash.
Now I make waves.
360
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,337
"I used to be shy.
Now I am brave.
361
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:22,707
"I used to just watch.
Now I can dig.
362
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:28,646
I used to be little.
Now I am big."
363
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,549
How is this not
putting you to sleep?
364
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,718
Okay, Teddy's gonna be
a good boy
365
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,354
while Unky Jake
does his business.
366
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,855
No, Teddy, you can't
play with that.
367
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,757
That is a heavy
glass paperweight.
368
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,192
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
369
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,227
you can't play with glass
like that, buddy.
370
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,897
Okay.
371
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,598
Hold on a second,
we're gonna deal with this.
372
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,836
This better be an emergency.
373
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,005
Yeah, no,
this is an emergency.
374
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,674
I can't even go to the bathroom
without him breaking something.
375
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,943
I'm here with a student
who is literally
376
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,246
a million times smarter
than you.
377
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,015
She's gonna
get into Harvard.
378
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,450
Well, what am I supposed to do?
379
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,118
Jake, just leave
the door open.
380
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,619
I tried
leaving the door open,
381
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:12,123
but your devil child
wouldn't listen to me.
382
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,727
I'm sorry,
it's my little brother.
383
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,029
He's kind of an idiot.
384
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,697
Oh my God, mine's
an effing moron.
385
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,634
You really think
I can get into Harvard?
386
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,503
Yeah, I really do.
387
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,977
Don't climb up there.
Teddy, please,
388
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,545
just give me one minute.
389
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,114
Teddy, that's--
it's fragile.
390
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,882
I know you think
this is hilarious,
391
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,218
but this is one of the more
embarrassing events of my life.
392
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,331
Look, Jean, if Shirley's gonna
organize meeting with parents
393
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,166
about college prep strategy
during lunch,
394
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,767
I'm gonna need
a little more notice.
395
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,836
What's happening?
Are we rescheduling?
396
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,771
You left me a note
about a parent meeting?
397
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,507
Yes, I did, right there
in your mailbox.
398
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,674
I have a cell phone.
399
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,576
Yes, I know you have
a cell phone.
400
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,978
- They're everywhere.
- Look, Shirley,
401
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,679
my brother just showed up
out of nowhere
402
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,416
and he's staying with us.
I'm pregnant.
403
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,785
I have
a doctor's appointment.
404
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,488
Listen, I'm sure
the baby will be great,
405
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,824
but I would like
for you and I to be great,
406
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,293
and that means we gotta put
a little more effort
407
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,629
into our communication.
Mm-hmm.
408
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,031
Okay.
So let me be clear.
409
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,001
You want me to miss
my ultrasound appointment
410
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,802
to check that my baby
is healthy
411
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,038
because I didn't check
my mailbox?
412
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,944
Jean, we'll reschedule.
Can you make that happen?
413
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,979
And please look around
and find my password.
414
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,248
I can never remember it.
415
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,403
Yeah?
416
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,405
Hi, uh, how do you
open the stroller,
417
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,240
and what time
are you coming home?
418
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,342
You step down on it, and then
you push the handles up and out.
419
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,911
I can't talk, I'm at work.
I gotta go.
420
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,914
Who I am,
421
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,517
not for what
you wanted me to be.
422
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:28,626
I just wanted you to be happy.
That's all.
423
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:36,901
Oh, my God.
424
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,538
Sweet rides, right?
Good afternoon, ladies.
425
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,674
What, you've never
seen a kid in a suitcase before?
426
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,076
Who's a stud, Teddy?
427
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,177
Me!
428
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,180
Yeah, that's right.
429
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,683
Suitcase stud!
430
00:20:56,288 --> 00:21:00,324
Kind of a beat scene,
huh, Teddy?
431
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,204
Teddy, why don't you go hit
the monkey bars for a second?
432
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:17,008
Yeah, why don't you go hit
the jungle gym, bud.
433
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,649
Oof.
434
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,251
They grow up so fast now,
they can just play on their own.
435
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,654
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
436
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,956
How old's your little boy?
437
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,424
She's a girl.
438
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,627
No doubt, no doubt.
439
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,297
You're a girl too,
aren't you?
440
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,300
I'm Jake.
441
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,401
Blanca.
442
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,803
Blanca?
But you're not white?
443
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,837
Funny.
444
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,172
- I know, right?
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,840
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's funny,
446
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,409
'cause it's like--
- Whoo! Pa-pow, pow, pow!
447
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,844
Pa-pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
Pa-pow, pow!
448
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,246
Hey, Armin.
449
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,781
Hey, Blanca.
450
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,316
Mwah.
451
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,850
- How are you, gorgeous?
- No, you're gorgeous.
452
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:03,154
No, Georgia is gorgeous.
Hello, Georgia.
453
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,089
Hey, if you want,
Bash and I are gonna go
454
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,691
have snacks
on the giant turtle today,
455
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,459
so you are invited.
- Ooh.
456
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,660
Oh, shit, I forgot
to feed Teddy.
457
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,861
Do you have any snacks?
458
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,129
Hey, language, man.
459
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,597
Just a little something.
I'm sorry, he--
460
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,867
- Wow.
- So this is Teddy's nanny.
461
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,436
Oh.
462
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,138
I'm actually his uncle,
and what does "oh" mean?
463
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,274
Ah, nothing, man.
I'm just effing with you.
464
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,142
Oh, hey, are you guys going
to the wool festival today?
465
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,944
Mm-hmm.
- Oh, great.
466
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,313
You're gonna love this.
It's--they've got live sheep.
467
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,949
The kids can pet the sheep.
There's a knitting workshop.
468
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,452
The kids go crazy for it.
There's a yarn toss.
469
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,886
- Remember, we went last year.
- Uh-huh.
470
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,722
Oh, is that where you made
the pizza hat?
471
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,725
Nope, Blanca got me
this hat.
472
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,193
'Cause I was gonna say,
it's awesome.
473
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,328
- Yeah.
- I mean, everybody loves pizza.
474
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,730
You know, I'm not touching carbs
right now, but--
475
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,398
- We're going.
- Okay, good.
476
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,301
- Oh, shit.
477
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,136
No, don't sip it
from the straw.
478
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,505
Hold it up to your face,
please, okay?
479
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,073
There you go, like that.
480
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,242
- Good.
- Hey!
481
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,345
Oh.
Hi, little monster.
482
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,881
How's my little baby?
You okay, hey, honey?
483
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,349
I'm letting him do
whatever he wants.
484
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,151
Hey, you did exactly
what I would've done.
485
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:11,389
Tongues and lips bleed
like a m-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r.
486
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,824
- Hey, hey. Let me see.
- I don't know
what you're spelling.
487
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,594
I called you, like,
a gazillion times,
with information.
488
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,696
Hey, I'm sorry. I know,
I had my phone on silent.
489
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,097
I had five students today
who didn't
490
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,198
get into their first choice
of schools.
491
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,733
It was an s-h-i-t-show.
492
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,902
- Just stop spelling.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
493
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,170
I had to pry his mouth open
494
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,339
to see if his teeth
were still there.
495
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,107
It was fucking rough.
496
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,876
My God, you still have
baby blood on your shirt.
497
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,944
What?
Oh, my God.
498
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,446
Oh, my God!
499
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,047
Oh.
500
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,850
Okay, hey, let me wash it.
I'll wash it off for you.
501
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:43,587
Jake.
Whoa, what's up, Channing Tatum?
502
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,189
Huh?
What is up with that?
503
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,958
That is my letter of resignation
written in baby blood.
504
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,261
Come on, it's been one day.
Where are you going?
505
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,530
I don't know, I just--I gotta
go out for a little while.
506
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,565
I'll bring the car back,
and then I'm gonna figure out
507
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,133
where I'm gonna go next.
508
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:59,336
Jake, come on.
509
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:04,074
Hey.
Hey.
510
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:07,311
Are you my little monster?
Huh?
511
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,613
Yeah?
512
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:13,784
Let me see your mouth, baby.
Oh.
513
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,768
Hey, are you smoking
my cigarettes?
514
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:31,936
What?
You're smoking?
515
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,604
- No.
- You're an idiot.
516
00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,840
- Don't yell at me.
- I'm not yelling at you.
517
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:41,312
Please.
You're about to have two kids.
518
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:44,248
No cigarettes, please.
519
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,550
And they're not yours.
You have to ask.
520
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,156
Smooshed.
521
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,991
You know I can just
buy more.
522
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,327
Not on your salary.
523
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,995
Good night, assholes.
524
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,701
Ow.
Don't kiss me so it hurts.
525
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,808
So what's up?
526
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,810
Uh, nothing.
527
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,813
Well, what are you
gonna do now?
528
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,018
Well, I was gonna sit here
and obsess over all the shit
529
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,553
I've done wrong
the last few years,
530
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:26,357
and then probably fall asleep
watching Bravo.
531
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,793
Want to smoke pot?
532
00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:31,862
I don't have pot.
533
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,904
So cigarettes are a no-fly zone
but she's okay with this,
534
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,839
or she doesn't know
about this?
535
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,807
Dude, I stopped this.
536
00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:46,644
When he turned two,
I stopped.
537
00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,978
And she didn't even ask me
to stop.
538
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,547
She was like,
"You don't have to stop
539
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,515
'cause he's getting older,"
and I was like,
540
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,350
"I don't--I want to stop,"
and she's like, "Well, you don't
541
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,185
have to want to stop just
because he's getting older."
542
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,988
I-I'm like--
543
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,191
I don't know--Dude, I don't
know, stop asking questions.
544
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:04,662
Hey, you like
the renovations?
545
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,332
- No.
546
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,768
Nah.
547
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,771
I like that you like
staying up late.
548
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,407
I love staying up late.
549
00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,710
And this--this gets
the smell out?
550
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,378
Fuck yeah.
551
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,347
It's unreal, man.
552
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:27,751
I did, like, a whole system.
I put fucking Joy's blanket
553
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,287
that she gave us--right?
That's perfect--
554
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,623
Fan, fucking box--
555
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:37,094
Oh, sure, but you know what?
I always forget to do this.
556
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:42,700
You know, Teddy has got
the tiniest fucking hands.
557
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:46,770
He puts 'em all over everything
so I have to do this.
558
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,613
His hands are tiny.
559
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,115
Dude, it's no joke.
They're teeny.
560
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,750
- His hand is tiny.
- He says--
561
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:00,985
His mom--I mean,
your sister's are tiny.
562
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,486
His little ears--his ears.
563
00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:05,055
The ears, you can't even see
your sister's ears.
564
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,156
Justine's--
565
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,459
Hold on, what is that?
566
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,727
That something?
567
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,604
So what's your plan?
568
00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:24,408
Well, I'm gonna eat
all the Cheddar Bunnies
569
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:28,679
in the goddamn universe.
570
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,081
After that, I don't know.
571
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,918
Are you scared?
572
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,490
I don't want
to start over again.
573
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:42,026
At least I'm not getting
death threats anymore.
574
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:45,262
Fuck it, dude, you should just
open a cheese shop.
575
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:48,265
Or a bakery.
Like, little, tiny pies.
576
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,467
That's all anybody wants,
is comfort, right?
577
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:56,273
All right, 17 weeks.
578
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,542
Great.
If you want me to film this, I--
579
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,110
No.
580
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,980
Are you wanting to know
the sex of the child?
581
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:07,051
Don't.
Don't say anything.
582
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,152
Danny likes surprises.
583
00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:11,522
I can't even look at this.
584
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,623
Oh, my God, what is that?
585
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,725
What?
586
00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:17,494
- Babe, you're an asshole.
- Just relax.
587
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,862
Fluid looks great.
588
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:21,699
Yes, my fluid.
589
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,568
It looks good.
590
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,597
You can't be that happy,
you're getting a massage
591
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:57,167
in a strip mall.
592
00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:05,943
No.
No, no, no, no.
593
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:33,036
Wow.
Been drinking?
594
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:36,073
No. I had, like,
3 1/2 glasses of Riesling.
595
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,609
Dude, You can't drink
and drive my car.
596
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,277
Okay, Dad.
597
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,113
You already know I have a kid,
that's not really an insult.
598
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,883
I'm not drunk.
599
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,718
Good day?
600
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,221
Yeah, yeah, I went--
got some frozen yogurt
601
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:54,725
waiting for that bar to open.
Cross Creek Square.
602
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:56,126
Awesome.
603
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,761
Yeah, you know that one,
it's across the street
604
00:29:57,763 --> 00:30:02,966
from the frame store and that
sad-ass spa. You been there?
605
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,569
Got a lot of choices over there.
You can get whatever you want.
606
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:10,374
A lot of toppings.
So how was that spa?
607
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,010
Okay, I don't wanna--
608
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,645
What?
609
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,580
I don't know.
Look at me, I'm drunk,
610
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:18,282
and I'm not even gonna
remember this tomorrow.
611
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,083
You're not drunk, dude.
612
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,685
Okay, listen to me.
613
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:24,655
I went and I had a massage
with my business associate.
614
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,123
I know that sounds bad,
615
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,926
but we weren't even
in the same room.
616
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,861
It's not a good spa.
617
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,030
I came in here for juice.
618
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,666
Hey, look, I fuck around on all
my girlfriends a little bit,
619
00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,502
so don't listen to me. I don't
even know what I'm saying.
620
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:39,670
You know
what you're saying.
621
00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:40,804
I'm not saying anything.
622
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,506
Nothing happened, okay?
623
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:48,212
Except the occasional couples
massage in separate rooms.
624
00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,714
Anything else?
625
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:51,682
I don't know.
626
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:54,585
Do we need to talk?
627
00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,191
Okay, I'm gonna go
to my air mattress now.
628
00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,734
Add the power of oxygen
to every load--
629
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,703
When you open a restaurant,
630
00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,339
it's scary, 'cause you're
putting yourself out there.
631
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:20,077
Hey. You want to watch
something stupid?
632
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:23,347
Hmm?
Like<i> Chopped?</i>
633
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:26,049
I'd be asleep before they even
fuck up the appetizers.
634
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:30,520
Justine, come on.
You know what's on next.
635
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,757
<i> House Hunters International.</i>
636
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,802
Move over.
Your touching my elbow.
637
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:10,861
Oh, shit.
What--why are you up so early?
638
00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:13,563
I thought we should spend
some time together today.
639
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,965
Okay.
640
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:18,201
Since it's--
you know, the anniversary.
641
00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:24,942
Mom died on the 15th.
It's tomorrow.
642
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,977
Oh, you gotta be
kidding me.
643
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:29,212
I'm going back to bed.
644
00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:33,350
No, no, come on, come on.
You're already up.
645
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:39,289
Hi, Duncan.
646
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,625
So where are you
gonna move?
647
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,061
I don't know, we can't afford
anything around here.
648
00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,562
So don't sell our house.
649
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,664
I want to.
I need a change.
650
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,166
We can't live there
forever.
651
00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:51,134
If we don't sell it now,
we'll never leave.
652
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,337
Oh, is that
Dana Sormin's dad?
653
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:54,805
Yeah.
They still live here.
654
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,107
You've got to switch
with me.
655
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,576
He caught me feeling up
his daughter in eighth grade.
656
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,911
I can't let him see me.
657
00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,512
Don't worry about it.
658
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,782
You've gained a lot of weight
since high school, Jake.
659
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:08,018
What? No, my body's
just changed shapes.
660
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,820
Is that why you're
wearing Mom's coat?
661
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,621
- This is Mom's coat?
- Yeah.
662
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,024
He's gonna think I'm walking
with my Aunt Lynne.
663
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:15,292
"Hello, Madam."
664
00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,927
"Oh, hi, sweetie.
665
00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:18,628
You married that Cuban boy,
huh?"
666
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,697
"You know, the Cubans
and the Jews, they really--
667
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:21,765
They really get along."
668
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,433
"They understand oppression."
669
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,669
That's right.
670
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,604
Be nice.
He never gets to talk to us
671
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:30,774
in the same place
at the same time today.
672
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:31,708
Be nice.
673
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,243
You said that already.
674
00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:40,484
- Hey.
- Hi, Dad.
675
00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:41,852
Oh, there you are.
676
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,520
We just thought we would
call you together
677
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,055
and see how are you doing
today.
678
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:46,623
It's terrible here.
679
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,025
- Yeah.
- - Oh, my gosh.
680
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,393
It's just like a blow furnace
out here.
681
00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:52,295
It's supposed to go
up to 103 today.
682
00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:54,197
- Forget having a hairdo.
- Really?
683
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,866
Soon we're just--we're gonna
stop wearing clothes altogether.
684
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,300
Oh, wow.
685
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,668
We're just gonna wear
rash cream.
686
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,570
- Wow.
- Dad, we--
687
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,040
We took some tulips
over to Mom's--
688
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,641
I appreciate that.
689
00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,244
Now, where is Teddy, huh?
690
00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,545
Yeah, where's that--
691
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,680
Because I have something
I want to show him.
692
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,150
What is this?
Oh, my gosh.
693
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,518
Dad, what are you doing?
I--
694
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,219
Just--I want to show you
the new pool.
695
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:17,521
Oh--
696
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,089
A little spray tan,
you think maybe?
697
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:20,357
Show of hands.
698
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,691
- Oh.
- Just a little.
699
00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:22,859
- Hey.
- Oh.
700
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:24,261
We just ate lunch, so--
701
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,163
Come on, I want Teddy to see
the diving board.
702
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,665
Oh, no, he's--actually, he's not
here, Dad, so you don't--
703
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,701
Whoa, is that Bruce Willis
and his new hot young wife?
704
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,371
Looking good, Bill!
705
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,939
Who is that, that handsome,
drop-dead gorgeous Danny?
706
00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:37,441
I'm just walking through.
I'm working.
707
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,409
- Don't go. Don't go.
- Where's Teddy?
708
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,578
Teddy's napping, Dad,
so it's just us, yeah.
709
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,913
Oh.
710
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,681
- Yeah.
- Miss that munchkin.
711
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,250
Well, can he swim?
712
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,552
No, he's three.
713
00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,353
Well, now's the time.
See, we waited
714
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,521
too long with you two.
715
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:52,622
- Well, he's only three.
- So--
716
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:54,624
No, don't wait too long.
717
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,426
You didn't wait too long,
did you, Dad?
718
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,095
- What?
- We can't hear you now.
719
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:00,230
- Jake.
- What? It's on mute.
720
00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:01,565
- I didn't touch a thing.
- It's not working.
721
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:03,467
He's not good on the phone,
okay?
722
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,069
It's like he has no idea what's
going on with this family.
723
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,572
He hasn't even asked
why I'm here.
724
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,073
- You done?
- You call them every week?
725
00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,075
Yeah, every week.
726
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:14,478
You have a death wish.
727
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,812
Hey.
- Probably--Oh, there we are.
728
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,447
- Hey. Hey.
- They're back.
729
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,949
What happened?
We didn't do anything.
730
00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,450
I-I think it just
dropped out for a second.
731
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,418
- What made that happen?
- Technology.
732
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,086
Yeah.
733
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,921
One of those things,
but we'll let you go.
734
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,389
It was great to see you,
and--
735
00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:27,624
- Wait, whoa, whoa.
- Don't go yet.
736
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,259
When are we gonna
get to see Teddy?
737
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,494
- Yeah, that little Teddy Bear.
- No, he's napping now,
738
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:32,095
so we'll try you
later in the week.
739
00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:35,398
Did he get those little
turquoise cufflinks I sent?
740
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,501
I did, I did, yeah.
741
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,769
You know, maybe for his
confirmation I could--
742
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,338
Or his Bar Mitzvah.
743
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:45,942
Okay, well, we'll just do
a little David thing,
744
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:47,811
and then we'll do
a little Christ thing...
745
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,079
Yeah.
746
00:35:49,081 --> 00:35:50,347
And you know,
just have a wardrobe.
747
00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,848
- Uh-huh.
748
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,650
Okay, well that's it,
so we're gonna go,
749
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,086
but it was lovely to talk
to you, Dad, we miss you.
750
00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,255
Yup, and you get that boy
swimming.
751
00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,823
I'm doing fine,
by the way.
752
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:00,991
- Okay, good one.
- Give my love to Teddy.
753
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,526
Okay, that's it, bye.
Bye.
754
00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:05,762
Okay.
- Bye.
755
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,765
I mean, that made me
physically nauseous.
756
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,867
- Do you like talking to her?
- I have a severe headache.
757
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:14,938
I can smell the hairspray
through the screen.
758
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:20,010
Teddy, you got
any straight pieces?
759
00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,511
Want to trade?
760
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:24,147
Hi!
761
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,782
- Hi!
- Mom, I love you!
762
00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:29,553
Yeah! I love you!
Come here, monster man.
763
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,788
Can I have a kiss?
Please?
764
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:32,989
Mwah.
765
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,825
Look at
these beautiful trains, huh?
766
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,827
- Yeah.
- Look at that.
767
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,730
You guys are busy.
768
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,966
So?
769
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,001
It's gorgeous.
770
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:50,006
I signed you up
for a "Mommy and Me" swim class
771
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,741
at the high school.
772
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,910
I'm gonna swim!
- Yeah.
773
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,845
It starts tomorrow.
774
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,647
No.
775
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:58,882
I did.
776
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,584
I don't have
a bathing suit.
777
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,519
That's okay.
You can borrow one of Danny's.
778
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,421
Ew, I'm not gonna wear
another man's bathing suit.
779
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,922
That's like rubbing Ds.
780
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,157
What are you, ten?
781
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:09,859
I don't know, am I?
782
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,095
You need some structure.
Danny will give you the car,
783
00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:15,232
he said he would, and Teddy's
old enough. He should learn.
784
00:37:15,234 --> 00:37:19,903
I agree that he should learn
to swim, with his mother.
785
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:23,907
There's no classes available
on the weekend.
786
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:26,910
I already checked.
787
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,747
Okay.
"Swim class, 3-5 years old.
788
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,083
"Friday, 4:00-4:45.
789
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,018
"Still available.
790
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,355
Saturday, 2:00-2:45.
Still available.
791
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,389
You want me to check
Sunday?
792
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,591
- Are you done?
- Mm-hmm.
793
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,662
2:00 P.M. will fuck up his nap,
so we'll go Friday, together.
794
00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:49,799
Fine, but I get
my own bathing suit.
795
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,269
I don't give a shit
what you wear.
796
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,970
Fine, I'm gonna do it nude.
797
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,772
Yeah, good luck with that.
798
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,114
Excuse me,
you have anything else
799
00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:06,416
that's a little less
Margaritaville?
800
00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:09,019
No, what you see is
what we have, man.
801
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,322
Holy shit.
802
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:16,893
Hello? Dude.
803
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,729
Nothing?
Paul Reggio.
804
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,499
Reggio Jackson? Come on, man,
everyone called me that.
805
00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:23,933
I went to New Rochelle High
with you.
806
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,168
Oh, right.
807
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,903
Think we did<i> Guys and Dolls</i>
together.
808
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,271
I think you were
Sky Masterson,
809
00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:30,140
and I think I was
Nicely-Nicely Johnson.
810
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,841
No, that was Goldberg.
811
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:34,411
That's right.
I did tech.
812
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,913
But if I auditioned, I would
have been Nicely-Nicely Johnson.
813
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,649
No doubt.
All right, man, good to see you.
814
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,084
Thanks, man, doing good.
815
00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,687
Doing good, you know,
assistant manager, so--
816
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,021
- Really?
- Some day.
817
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,856
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
818
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,591
- Sweet.
- Crazy, man.
819
00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:52,262
Oh, dude, do you remember
Ben Bresler's cast party...
820
00:38:52,264 --> 00:38:53,496
you went to?
I think it was the night
821
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,098
you found out you got
into Colgate.
822
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,466
- Cornell.
- Cornell, that's right.
823
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:57,867
- Yeah.
- Colgate's a toothpaste.
824
00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,469
Stupid.
Oh, dude, you took
825
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,038
the hugest rip
off of Bresler's bong.
826
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,874
You tore your pants off,
you did LaserDisc karaoke
827
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,609
to the<i> Moonlighting</i> theme?
828
00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:07,977
- Yeah.
- We were like--
829
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,615
- Yeah.
- Mind blown, man.
830
00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,150
That was a fun night.
831
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,219
Yeah, we all knew you were
going on to amazing things
832
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,054
at that point.
833
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,889
So what are you up to now, man?
Come on, gimme the rundown.
834
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,558
Make me jealous.
835
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,394
Um...
I'm actually doing,
836
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:26,629
like, early childhood education
stuff now.
837
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:28,965
Whoa.
That sounds big.
838
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,468
I was doing, like, a bunch
of tech stuff, and I was like,
839
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,137
"Know what?
Eh.
840
00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,638
How 'bout I give back,
you know?"
841
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,540
- Awesome.
- Yeah, it's going well.
842
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,542
- Kids.
- Yeah, they're the future.
843
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:40,710
We'll see, but--
844
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,412
Mm-hmm.
No, they are.
845
00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:43,913
- They will be.
- We'll see.
846
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,682
No, it's undoubted
that children are the future.
847
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,751
- Crazy, man.
- Yeah, so--
848
00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:51,087
My sister's pregnant, so I'm,
like, staying at her place,
849
00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,223
and just kind of helping her out
a little bit,
850
00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:54,691
getting my ducks in a row.
851
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,426
Yeah.
852
00:39:56,428 --> 00:40:00,163
She came in here
a couple weeks ago to buy a bra.
853
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,264
It was the best.
854
00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,732
All right, cool, man,
this is weird.
855
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,933
I'm still thinking
about it.
856
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,502
I bet.
Okay.
857
00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,103
Yeah, hey, well,
now that you're back, man,
858
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,371
you should give me a call.
We do, like,
859
00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,240
a rotating brunch thing
every Sunday
860
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:13,276
with, like, the whole crew.
Like, Buskirk, Golub, McIntire--
861
00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:14,911
Yeah, those guys weren't
in my crew, so--
862
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,914
Me neither, but, like,
now we roll pretty deep.
863
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,582
Yeah, here,
let me take your phone.
864
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,785
- Oh.
- I'm gonna call yo' phone
865
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:26,356
from my phone, and then
our phones will do it up.
866
00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:28,792
Is it ringing?
867
00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:30,760
Why isn't it ringing?
Hello?
868
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,128
You're 'em both up to--
869
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,296
Yeah, well, I'm trying
to see which one--
870
00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:34,464
Yeah.
871
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:35,698
There we go.
872
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,635
Nice, the<i> Star Wars</i> theme.
873
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,303
It's<i> The Shining.</i>
874
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,404
With Jack Nicklaus?
875
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,806
- Yeah, the golfer.
- Yeah.
876
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,274
All right, man, well,
it was good to see you.
877
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:46,309
Dude, contact made.
Jake Winton's back.
878
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,145
Come on, man, bring it in.
879
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,947
- Mm.
- Good seeing you, man.
880
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,549
- You too, man.
- That's a nice coat.
881
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,784
- Thanks.
- Looks like my mom's coat.
882
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,985
It's a--
it's a guy's coat.
883
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,153
Did you steal
my mom's coat?
884
00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,789
Did you steal
my mom's coat?
885
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,724
No, man.
886
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:06,429
Move our aquababies
through the water.
887
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:08,765
We want them to love
their water experience
888
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,234
so please keep talking
to them or--
889
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,809
One parent, one aquababy.
890
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,444
She's the--
She's the parent.
891
00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:22,946
You go in.
Hey.
892
00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:25,315
- He's going in.
- I'm not going underwater.
893
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,584
I'm not going underwater.
894
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:37,126
I don't know how to swim.
895
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:39,963
No one is swimming today.
We're just standing
896
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,332
and walking,
and singing songs.
897
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,533
You said that already.
898
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:48,505
That might help you, okay?
899
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,342
Come on, everybody.
900
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,386
Okay, just--
please stop wiggling.
901
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:08,658
Stop wiggling and just
hold still for me, please.
902
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:10,860
Teddy, just stay still.
Ugh.
903
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,061
Justine!
- Okay, okay.
904
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,396
- Please.
- Okay.
905
00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:14,397
Okay.
906
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:17,267
- Stop wiggling.
- Hold on.
907
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,702
- Hold on.
- Yeah.
908
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,204
Here comes your mama.
909
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,749
One parent, one aquababy.
910
00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:34,484
Yeah, we got it, okay?
911
00:42:34,486 --> 00:42:37,921
Our parents didn't teach us
how to swim, so--hi.
912
00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:41,724
Aw.
Everyone, let's say hello!
913
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,897
Okay, this is a new aquababy.
914
00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:52,869
Miss Jenn's
Adult Beginners?
915
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:54,170
Get your feet wet.
916
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,506
Then you can swim with Teddy
next semester.
917
00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:59,776
No, we are very excited
about this class.
918
00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:02,378
It's actually very therapeutic
for my brother's depression.
919
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:04,247
- What?
- Oh.
920
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,849
If you want Teddy to have
confidence in the water,
921
00:43:06,851 --> 00:43:07,951
you need to have it too.
922
00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:08,918
I'm not depressed.
923
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,219
We're very confident.
924
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:13,590
Thank you.
We'll see you next week.
925
00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:19,929
Fuck her!
926
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,967
I'm not an adult beginner.
927
00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:29,505
Okay, you got five more minutes
on this section.
928
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,978
Another glass?
929
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:38,715
Can I just have,
like, that much?
930
00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,818
Fine, I'll just have
another glass, thanks.
931
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,152
And you?
932
00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:45,288
Uh, yeah, I'll have
a glass of that too.
933
00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:55,365
Thanks.
934
00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,604
I was kidding.
935
00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:03,640
This is the first time
anyone's ever served me alcohol
936
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:04,941
in a restaurant ever.
937
00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:05,942
Wow.
938
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:08,945
Are you gonna
send it back?
939
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:12,015
When I was your age,
I basically took my SATs drunk.
940
00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:14,517
- What did you get?
- I got a 1600.
941
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,185
And then I went to Columbia
942
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:17,620
and was drunk there.
943
00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:19,322
So is this
what you studied?
944
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:22,125
College prep?
No, that wasn't my major.
945
00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:25,261
Poly-sci, and then I went
to NYU for law school.
946
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:28,197
- You're a lawyer?
- No, no, I--
947
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,933
My mom got sick
in the last semester, so I came
948
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:34,904
up here for a few weeks
and then I just never left.
949
00:44:35,806 --> 00:44:37,940
Yeah, shit.
950
00:44:37,942 --> 00:44:40,977
I'm sorry.
951
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:45,048
You can have one sip,
and then finish that section.
952
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,152
Hello?
953
00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:51,654
Hello? Hello?
954
00:44:51,656 --> 00:44:53,122
Hi.
955
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,490
Hey, Teddy.
956
00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:56,492
Welcome to the playdate.
Teddy, blow that horn.
957
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,963
Oh, oh, wait.
Are you a shoes-off house?
958
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:02,365
I don't know.
959
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,000
Hmm.
Okay, where are the toys?
960
00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:06,836
They're in the living room.
Teddy, you can grab my neck,
961
00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,538
but you can't grab
my neck skin.
962
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,473
I can grab your neck skin!
963
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,342
Okay, lesson learned.
Hi, Georgia.
964
00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:14,844
Say hi, Georgia.
965
00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,145
Aw, she's shy today.
966
00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:17,513
That's okay.
Hey, Georgia,
967
00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:20,550
did you bring--
"Hey, I'm so hungry!"
968
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,587
Today on ze menu at Chez Teddy,
969
00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:28,424
we have a delicious assortment
of Cheddar Bunnies,
970
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:31,160
Bunny Fruits, Buddy Fruits,
carrots,
971
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,396
apples shaped like dogs...
972
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:36,199
And milk in mommy and daddy
glasses
973
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:39,502
because this is
a special playdate.
974
00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:45,742
Mmm.
975
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,277
I feel like
they take stuff out
976
00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:49,879
just so that we
have to put it away.
977
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,415
They do have so many things.
978
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,717
I know, like this fire truck,
I keep trying to hide
979
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,120
from Teddy.
He keeps finding it.
980
00:45:57,122 --> 00:46:00,022
And this?
I tried to throw out,
981
00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,724
but Georgia caught me.
982
00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:05,361
Oh, this thing is just gonna
keep playing.
983
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,963
We just have to wait it out.
984
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,569
No, Georgia!
985
00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,104
Don't touch that.
That's not yours.
986
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,306
Wait, I actually read
this thing that
987
00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:18,875
if the kids take things
and put them
988
00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,476
between their thumb
and two fingers,
989
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:24,447
it's actually practice
for eventual writing skills.
990
00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:29,919
We should get a snack.
991
00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,287
Okay.
992
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:36,759
Wait.
993
00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:37,794
What?
994
00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:39,262
What about the Supermanny?
995
00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,496
- Armin?
- Yeah.
996
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,265
That's just for when I'm bored.
997
00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:48,504
Wait, what about the kids?
Will they be okay?
998
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,406
They're fine.
That's the "Elbow Song."
999
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,974
We have about ten more minutes.
1000
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,743
Okay.
1001
00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:56,078
Justine?
1002
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,346
Could I just--
1003
00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:58,614
I'm going for my five-month
check-up.
1004
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,184
I cleared it with Jane.
1005
00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,452
No, no.
1006
00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:04,987
You have to clear everything
with me now.
1007
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,490
Jean's son just got checked
into rehab
1008
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,827
for Internet gambling
last week.
1009
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,595
Yeah, she's totally
out to lunch.
1010
00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:15,298
I left you a memo about this
three days ago.
1011
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:18,367
But, it's not what I want
to talk to you about.
1012
00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:24,774
Listen, I had a conference
with Marley Benson's mom,
1013
00:47:24,776 --> 00:47:28,678
and she said that she saw you
and Sarah Lipson
1014
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:34,450
at Theresa's Bakery,
and that you were both drinking.
1015
00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,785
"Drinking" drinking?
1016
00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:36,819
Drinking alcohol.
1017
00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:38,187
- Is she crazy?
- Well...
1018
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,389
She's a minor
and I'm pregnant.
1019
00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,658
I--I realize some of the moms
1020
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,828
like to manufacture the drama.
1021
00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,897
Some of the moms are insane.
1022
00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:51,334
Justine, her voice was very
level with concern.
1023
00:47:57,809 --> 00:47:59,976
Penis.
1024
00:47:59,978 --> 00:48:01,978
You have no idea
what you're looking at.
1025
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:05,681
Penis, that's a boy.
1026
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,683
Can you just tell me what it is?
Really?
1027
00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:09,652
I mean, just tell me.
1028
00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:10,920
It's a girl.
1029
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,058
I'm gonna be a girl's uncle.
1030
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,760
That's insane.
1031
00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:19,929
Don't tell Danny.
He really didn't want
to find out.
1032
00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,264
I'm such an asshole.
1033
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:22,832
You're not an asshole.
1034
00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:25,801
I mean, you're an asshole,
but not because of that.
1035
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,704
Can you put on a little show
for him?
1036
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:29,906
Mm-hmm.
1037
00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:38,347
I mean, is it possible that
the girl could have a penis?
1038
00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,916
It's happened before.
1039
00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:41,884
I would love her just the same.
1040
00:48:41,886 --> 00:48:43,519
What?
1041
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,473
Where, where?
1042
00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:05,641
What?
1043
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,882
Bubble-butt.
Muffin top.
1044
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,552
Do it up.
Muffin back.
1045
00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:17,653
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Muffin front.
1046
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:21,624
Dru-Dru-Drury Lane.
Drury Lane.
1047
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,827
So you can't see it,
but the studs are spaced
1048
00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:27,396
24 inches rather than 16.
1049
00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:29,665
Saved 25% on the studs.
1050
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:33,169
Turned that into six lineal feet
of floor-to-ceiling insulation.
1051
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,972
- Six lineal feet, huh?
- Yup.
1052
00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:37,440
You love insulation.
1053
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,409
Oh, also, I designed these
floor-to-floor straps.
1054
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,411
You know? That we use
for certain heavily-loaded
1055
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,113
second story shear panels.
1056
00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:47,683
But I only use those if the
calculations prove necessary.
1057
00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:49,018
And did they?
1058
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,353
Did they what?
1059
00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,621
Did the calculations
prove necessary?
1060
00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:54,323
Oh, you guys are fucking
with me.
1061
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,092
You guys, I just want to know
what you think of the place.
1062
00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:57,994
Baby, I love it.
I love it.
1063
00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:59,662
- It's awesome.
- I love it. I love it.
1064
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:00,930
Show--what's this?
Show me over here.
1065
00:50:00,932 --> 00:50:02,031
Oh, those are my storm windows?
1066
00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:06,035
You want to see
my storm windows?
1067
00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:07,503
- It's beautiful.
- Yeah?
1068
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:10,106
- Yeah, I love it.
- Do you?
1069
00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:11,674
Why are you so smart?
1070
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:24,286
Hi, are you here
for the open house?
1071
00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:27,656
Come right this way.
1072
00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:29,225
Oh, fuck.
1073
00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,394
He's really the best contractor
I ever worked with.
1074
00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:33,362
Oh, me too.
1075
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,898
Okay, come on, we should pick
Teddy up from his play date.
1076
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,400
Come on, babe.
1077
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,351
What the fuck?
1078
00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:56,685
Mold?!
1079
00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:57,753
What the fuck?
1080
00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,555
You guys, I'm sorry, I gotta go.
1081
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,689
I got an inspection on Monday.
1082
00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:01,757
It's okay.
He's asleep.
1083
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:02,858
Okay.
I'm so sorry, baby.
1084
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,760
I'm so fucking hungry.
1085
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,435
Dehumidifier.
<i> Dijo,</i> dehumidifier.
1086
00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,105
Hey, want to order a movie
On Demand?
1087
00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:17,406
I won't make it.
1088
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:18,874
Come on, we'll get
something stupid.
1089
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,943
We can get<i> The Princess Bride.</i>
1090
00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:22,778
I gotta clean up.
1091
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,915
Fuck, I feel like this kid
is trying to tunnel out
my lower back.
1092
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,850
Sit down.
I got it.
1093
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,689
<i> Bring It On?</i>
1094
00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:38,694
- What's going on here?
- He's sick.
1095
00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:39,728
Can you get the Vicks?
1096
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:41,464
Yeah.
1097
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,201
- Hey.
- Oh, thanks.
1098
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,269
A little Vicks for Mom.
1099
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,105
A little beer for Unky Jake.
1100
00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:51,540
A little rubdown for the man.
1101
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:54,410
Here you go, honey.
1102
00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:57,046
Is my hair crazy?
1103
00:51:57,048 --> 00:52:00,116
No, it looks nice.
1104
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:01,650
What about mine?
1105
00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:04,086
No, 'cause you had it chemically
straightened.
1106
00:52:04,088 --> 00:52:06,055
I had it chemically
straightened, like, once.
1107
00:52:06,057 --> 00:52:08,791
For prom, okay?
1108
00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:11,127
Want to trade?
1109
00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,429
Yeah.
1110
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:15,498
- Jakey.
- There we go.
1111
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,633
Let's get Uncle Jakey
just a little sick.
1112
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,767
Okay.
1113
00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,768
You want to hook a brother up?
1114
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:21,070
Mm-hmm.
1115
00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:22,171
Thanks.
1116
00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:23,572
There we go, buddy.
1117
00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,774
Let's get that rub on.
1118
00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:28,410
Yeah.
1119
00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,312
You know, Unky Jakeys
have to pay a lot more
1120
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,881
for these rubdowns.
1121
00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:37,920
Dude.
1122
00:52:37,922 --> 00:52:39,588
What?
1123
00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:42,992
What is that face?
I know that face.
1124
00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,326
What face?
What are you talking about?
1125
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,761
You were having a sex flashback.
1126
00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:46,962
I wasn't having a sex flashback.
1127
00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:49,331
Yes, you were.
I saw it.
1128
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,366
Tell me.
Who did you sleep with?
1129
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,500
Stop it. No.
1130
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,968
You've only been here
two months
1131
00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,637
and you're already
f-u-c-k-i-n-g-ing somebody?
1132
00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:56,272
I'm holding your son.
1133
00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,940
You're a pervert.
1134
00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,942
I saw that face.
1135
00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:03,212
Busy.
1136
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,446
You're busy.
1137
00:53:04,448 --> 00:53:06,182
He, like, sneezed on me.
1138
00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:07,483
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1139
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:18,994
"One morning, Little Rabbit
sat on the bank.
1140
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:22,164
"He pricked his ears
and listened to the trit-trot,
1141
00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:25,301
trit-trot of a pony..."
1142
00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:26,969
Can we put something better on?
1143
00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,170
No, I'm the guest.
1144
00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,210
Hey!
1145
00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,811
That' not how "I'm The Guest"
is played.
1146
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:39,181
The guest gets to decide
what TV shows to watch,
1147
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:42,751
what games are played, and what
to listen to on the tape player.
1148
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,386
You always cheat.
1149
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,223
You've always been a cheater.
1150
00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:49,525
I'm the guest.
1151
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,096
"Everywhere that Big Chick went,
Little Chick went, too."
1152
00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:55,331
You're right.
This is better.
1153
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,932
"Big Chick went looking
for berries
1154
00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:59,068
"and Little Chick followed.
1155
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:00,936
"Big Chick took a walk
in the woods
1156
00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:03,772
and Little Chick followed."
1157
00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,174
He's asleep.
1158
00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:10,279
"'But I'll be lonely,'
said Little Chick.
1159
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,115
"The next morning,
Big Chick woke up early,
1160
00:54:13,117 --> 00:54:17,186
and she left without waiting
for Little Chick..."
1161
00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,555
Fresh lemonade from powder.
1162
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,624
Fresh powder.
Just 50?.
1163
00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,959
I love that you kept the VCR.
1164
00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,762
Okay.
1165
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:30,766
Okay, well,
it's pretty cold out,
1166
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,535
but I think we're gonna get
some people walking by.
1167
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:34,870
Why were we always trying
to sell things
1168
00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:36,905
that people didn't want to buy?
1169
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:40,709
Fuck.
I'm still doing that.
1170
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:41,944
You had such a cute voice.
1171
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,646
That was the only reason
we sold anything.
1172
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:46,915
It was like the center
of our business model.
1173
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,285
God, you made me hawk
all those sea shells.
1174
00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:52,621
They were all fucking broken.
1175
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,257
"Sea shells.
Get your seashells."
1176
00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:56,725
- "Seashells"
1177
00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:57,993
That's not--
I didn't sound like a--
1178
00:54:57,995 --> 00:55:00,462
You were so cute.
1179
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,364
No, I wasn't.
1180
00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:08,170
I drank with a student.
1181
00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:11,907
"Drank" drank?
1182
00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:13,976
Yeah.
It's bad.
1183
00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:17,146
I could get fired.
1184
00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,681
Maybe I want to get fired.
1185
00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:20,582
Just fuck everything up.
1186
00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:24,520
You're pregnant.
They can't fire you.
1187
00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:27,456
This girl, Sarah,
she's great.
1188
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:30,859
She's gonna get
in everywhere she applies.
1189
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:32,928
She sounds like you.
1190
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,001
I wish you came to visit
because you were happy.
1191
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,036
I was happy.
Look at me.
1192
00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:44,373
We're gonna just keep our eye
out for a while.
1193
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,542
Are you happy?
1194
00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:51,980
Okay, turn it off.
1195
00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,349
Bye.
1196
00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:55,150
Get out of here.
1197
00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:14,169
Thank you for not throwing
everything away.
1198
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:32,314
- Hey.
- Hey.
1199
00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,615
How's Teddy?
1200
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,918
He's wheezy, but sleeping.
1201
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,553
How's the mold?
1202
00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,087
Bro, it's bad.
1203
00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:42,224
Still moldy?
1204
00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:43,459
You like your room?
1205
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:44,827
Took me, like,
two hours
1206
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,061
to drag that fucking
Nordic Track out of here.
1207
00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:49,998
That's great.
1208
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,267
You want to smoke out?
1209
00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:54,436
No.
1210
00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:56,205
You want to keep me company?
1211
00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:01,176
<i> Cats.</i>
Now and forever.
1212
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,813
This is the same wood
from the cabinets.
1213
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:08,183
And, you know, he's gonna be
able to eat on it.
1214
00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,184
Fucking Play-Doh.
1215
00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:11,186
All that shit.
1216
00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:13,589
It's gonna be nice
to have his own space.
1217
00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:14,957
Yeah, it's great.
1218
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:15,858
I gotta go to bed, man.
1219
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:16,959
What?
No, dude.
1220
00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:18,694
Come on, I got snacks.
1221
00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:20,362
I can't.
1222
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:24,967
I can't look at tiny tables
and pretend like we're cool.
1223
00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:26,335
Your kid was sick
and you were off
1224
00:58:26,337 --> 00:58:30,772
fucking Plainy
the Real Estate Agent.
1225
00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:32,007
Look.
Hmm?
1226
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,709
What is that?
1227
00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,511
That's mold.
Okay?
1228
00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:36,645
She wasn't there?
Really?
1229
00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,647
Dude. Mold.
Mold, mold, mold.
1230
00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:40,849
- Mold, fucking everywhere.
- Yeah.
1231
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,784
I don't understand how you can
make it okay
1232
00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:45,020
in your head, because it's not.
Okay?
1233
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,523
And you walk around, like, just
because you're building things,
1234
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,291
everything's even?
1235
00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:51,493
Do you think I'm an asshole?
1236
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:52,961
I don't know.
1237
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:54,963
No, you don't.
Because you know I'm not.
1238
00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,131
Yeah, you're fantastic.
1239
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:58,534
Look, I needed attention, Jake.
1240
00:58:58,536 --> 00:59:00,903
I needed somebody to look at me
1241
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,037
instead of being fucking
distracted
1242
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,039
by something more important.
1243
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,241
- And that was all?
- That's all. Okay?
1244
00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:11,880
I would talk about whatever
and she would think I'm awesome.
1245
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:14,082
Okay? And it only got weird
when we started to--
1246
00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:15,751
Oh, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.
1247
00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:18,520
The sex was terrible.
It sucked, okay?
1248
00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:20,155
And the second time
was even worse--
1249
00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:21,990
Just stop talking 'cause I don't
want to hear.
1250
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:23,559
Twice.
That's how many times we did it.
1251
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,827
That's it.
1252
00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:32,401
Don't fucking throw
little cookies at me.
1253
00:59:32,403 --> 00:59:33,669
Hey!
1254
00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:36,138
Just stop fucking around
on my family.
1255
00:59:37,774 --> 00:59:41,410
Right.
Your family.
1256
00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:43,078
So you think you've got it all
worked out now, huh?
1257
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,446
After three months.
1258
00:59:44,448 --> 00:59:47,115
You know what it means
to have a family.
1259
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,383
To have a wife, to have a kid.
1260
00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,752
To have a kid, Jake.
1261
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:54,089
You've got it
all worked out now.
1262
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,591
I was here.
Where were you?
1263
00:59:55,593 --> 00:59:57,960
I was working.
1264
00:59:57,962 --> 00:59:59,227
You know what?
You don't know what the fuck
1265
00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:00,696
you're talking about.
Okay?
1266
01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:03,365
I mean, you don't really
live here.
1267
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,100
Nobody expects anything
from you.
1268
01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:30,092
Okay, okay, point taken.
1269
01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,060
A little cabbage
goes a long way.
1270
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,763
But look,
you two do this at every meal.
1271
01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:37,232
You know, I used to have
a waterbed in here.
1272
01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:38,734
Oh.
1273
01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:41,403
That sounds really
uncomfortable.
1274
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:44,172
Yeah, it was, but I loved it.
1275
01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:47,743
I had to read 100 books
with my mom to earn it.
1276
01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:49,144
And then we sold it
'cause she thought
1277
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,780
it was gonna give me scoliosis.
1278
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,749
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1279
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:55,017
Let me see.
1280
01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,185
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1281
01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:58,587
Are you a doctor now?
1282
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,130
How does it feel?
1283
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,197
It feels straight enough
for me.
1284
01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:10,966
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1285
01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:12,868
Well, that's what you get
for working out once a month.
1286
01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:16,972
You know Franny's mom?
1287
01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:19,141
She asked me about you
for nanny share.
1288
01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:20,442
Oh, yeah?
1289
01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:21,610
Sounds hot.
1290
01:01:21,612 --> 01:01:23,345
Shut up.
1291
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,813
That just means she wants
you to take care
1292
01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:26,448
of Franny and Teddy together.
1293
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:29,051
One more kid.
More money.
1294
01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,886
Shit.
1295
01:01:30,888 --> 01:01:32,454
What?
1296
01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:35,357
I mean, she thinks you're really
good with Teddy.
1297
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,858
Whatever, you don't have
to do it.
1298
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:38,293
- Don't freak out.
- I'm not freaking out.
1299
01:01:38,295 --> 01:01:43,165
It's just, like,
this gig is temporary.
1300
01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,734
Okay, that's cool.
1301
01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:50,672
You know, Armin's band
is playing at Brennan's
on Saturday.
1302
01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:51,907
The manny has a band.
1303
01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:54,376
- Perfect.
- Mm-hmm.
1304
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,045
So, would you like
to go together?
1305
01:01:58,214 --> 01:01:59,214
Me and you?
1306
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,917
Two nannies on a date together?
1307
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:04,252
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1308
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:06,988
Yeah, that's cool.
Let's do it.
1309
01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:08,590
And I might get up there
and sing with him.
1310
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,045
- What up?
- Hey.
1311
01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:31,780
Uh, have you seen Teddy's
Giraffe-y?
1312
01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:33,582
I can't find it anywhere
and he's freaking out.
1313
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:34,716
I can't put him down.
1314
01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:36,084
Oh, shit.
1315
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:37,285
Yeah. I think we left it
at Georgia's house.
1316
01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:38,687
I'll go get it.
1317
01:02:38,689 --> 01:02:40,589
Oh, no, no, no.
It's too late.
1318
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:42,924
No. It's fine.
I'm happy to do it.
1319
01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:44,593
I literally have nothing
better to do.
1320
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,094
Thank you.
1321
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,866
It is gonna happen.
1322
01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,434
They are gonna raise
the billion six.
1323
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,269
They're having an IPO
before the end of the year.
1324
01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,104
Right, we have a shit-ton
of homework to do for our guys.
1325
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:59,441
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I'm Jake, Teddy's uncle.
1326
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,409
- Georgia's friend.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
1327
01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:03,078
Teddy left his toy giraffe
here earlier today
1328
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,080
and now he's having
a Chernobyl-level meltdown--
1329
01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:06,448
All right, come in.
1330
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:08,550
So, look, do we have
the personnel, or not?
1331
01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:11,620
I mean--you know--let me, um,
let me call you back.
1332
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,889
I got a guy here looking
for a giraffe.
1333
01:03:33,342 --> 01:03:35,310
Hey, can I use the car tonight?
1334
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,845
Where are you going?
Are you going out?
1335
01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:37,946
I'm going to Brennan's.
1336
01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:40,248
For some fucking shitty-ass
band.
1337
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,818
Wait, okay.
Wait, well, I'll come with you.
1338
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,686
You can drink.
I can drive.
1339
01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,588
Baby, can you stay here
with our sleeping child,
1340
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:47,589
and then I get to go out?
1341
01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:49,124
Yeah.
Of course.
1342
01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,425
Great.
1343
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,459
Awesome.
1344
01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:54,996
Give me two seconds.
1345
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:56,431
Fuck you.
1346
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,627
Is this too much?
1347
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,028
- Yeah.
- No.
1348
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,363
- It's too short.
- No, that looks hot.
1349
01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:29,397
- Yeah?
- Put some pants on. Please.
1350
01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:30,999
Oh, shut up.
1351
01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,067
- You look perfect.
- Go on, please.
1352
01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:33,735
Oh, come on.
1353
01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:34,903
Relax, let's go.
1354
01:04:34,905 --> 01:04:37,172
Oh, hot!
1355
01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:38,406
You look good.
1356
01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:40,575
Bring that back home.
1357
01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:50,719
Jesus, enough.
1358
01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:54,522
You look like a Tim Burton
creature.
1359
01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:57,158
Hey. What was going on
with you and Danny?
1360
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,493
What do you mean?
1361
01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:01,696
Did he make fun of your shirt
or something?
1362
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:05,734
What's wrong with my shirt?
It's casual chic.
1363
01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:07,702
I can't believe how long
you've been here.
1364
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,405
Yeah, it's crazy.
1365
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:14,843
No, no, it's, like,
it's flown by.
1366
01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:16,845
Do you like your room?
1367
01:05:16,847 --> 01:05:18,046
Yeah.
1368
01:05:18,048 --> 01:05:19,681
Yeah, it's nice.
1369
01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:21,750
Whoo!
1370
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:27,389
Why are we stopping?
1371
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,157
'Cause I'm picking up a friend.
1372
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,361
Oh, my God,
am I on your date?
1373
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,631
Shit, is that why
you're wearing CK One?
1374
01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:37,899
- No.
- I can smell you from here.
1375
01:05:37,901 --> 01:05:39,801
It's fine.
1376
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,903
Blanca, you remember my sister,
Justine.
1377
01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:43,972
- Hi.
- Hey.
1378
01:05:43,974 --> 01:05:46,808
Do you always bring
your pregnant sister on dates?
1379
01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:48,476
Just when I'm trying
to guarantee I won't get laid.
1380
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:49,644
I'm sorry. I had no idea.
1381
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:52,147
You should just take me home.
1382
01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:53,882
No.
No, no, no, no.
1383
01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:55,917
You know what?
I love your eye shadow.
1384
01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,485
- Thanks!
- It's gorgeous.
1385
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,154
Oh, thank you.
I love your hair.
1386
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:00,388
Oh, my God, thank you.
1387
01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:01,423
It's incredible.
1388
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,757
I love your highlights.
1389
01:06:02,759 --> 01:06:04,793
- I did these myself.
- Really?
1390
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,461
- Yeah. L'Oreal.
- This coat's from Old Navy.
1391
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,997
I always wanted to do highlights
but I'm always afraid--
1392
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,765
Don't want to miss the band.
1393
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:12,801
You didn't tell me
this was a date, by the way.
1394
01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:14,102
This is gonna be a fun time.
1395
01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:16,805
You know, I never go out.
1396
01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:57,212
Thanks, guys.
1397
01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:58,446
We'll be back in ten.
1398
01:06:58,448 --> 01:06:59,848
Stay sexy.
1399
01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:01,683
That's not
Toad the Wet Sprocket.
1400
01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:02,717
I know you think it is.
1401
01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,285
But it's not.
1402
01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,824
You want me to get you another
cran and soda?
1403
01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:13,828
No, it's cool.
I got it.
1404
01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,798
Sorry, she just
doesn't get out much.
1405
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,700
She's awesome.
1406
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,503
So, um, Georgia's dad,
1407
01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:24,005
he said that he talked
to you the other day.
1408
01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:27,308
Yeah, Teddy left his giraffe,
so I went and grabbed it.
1409
01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,410
Mm.
1410
01:07:28,412 --> 01:07:30,578
So you got a giraffe
and a job offer.
1411
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:31,813
That's cool.
1412
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:33,348
He said you were there
for like an hour,
1413
01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:35,383
and that you were
really impressive.
1414
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,253
Yeah, it's a finance job,
which is fucking boring.
1415
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:41,256
It's practically entry-level.
1416
01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:43,525
You gonna take it?
1417
01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:46,494
Uh, I am.
1418
01:07:46,496 --> 01:07:48,396
You know, my cousin needs a job.
1419
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:52,400
Your sister should totally
hire her to take care of Teddy.
1420
01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:58,840
What?
1421
01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:02,877
I like having sex with you, but
I wasn't planning our wedding.
1422
01:08:02,879 --> 01:08:07,515
Okay.
1423
01:08:07,517 --> 01:08:09,551
You're not taking us seriously,
are you?
1424
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:12,921
I know.
I just--
1425
01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,456
I thought that you were
taking me seriously
1426
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:19,294
and it made me feel better
about my life.
1427
01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:22,597
Oh.
That's fucked up.
1428
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,966
Hmm.
1429
01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:28,036
I'm gonna go play<i> Asteroids.</i>
1430
01:08:28,038 --> 01:08:32,440
I'm gonna stay here
and get drunk.
1431
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,441
That's cool.
1432
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:38,313
You do that.
1433
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:40,615
See, if you stay here,
you already have a girlfriend.
1434
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,450
She's not my girlfriend.
1435
01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,586
Okay,<i> sensitivo.</i>
1436
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:45,820
I used to sneak in here.
1437
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,388
I used to want to be in here
so badly.
1438
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,923
How depressing is that?
1439
01:08:48,925 --> 01:08:51,326
You know what?
I can't hear you mope anymore.
1440
01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:53,895
Okay?
1441
01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:56,164
Look.
1442
01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:59,000
Pregnant Running Man.
1443
01:08:59,002 --> 01:09:02,737
Stretching.
1444
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,706
Stretching.
1445
01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:09,010
Come on.
1446
01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:10,512
You just came to drink?
1447
01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:13,581
It's a bar.
1448
01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:14,816
Well, we don't have to hang out.
1449
01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:15,950
Go and talk to your
not girlfriend.
1450
01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,318
She'll make you feel better.
1451
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:21,256
I'll feel better when I get back
to my life.
1452
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,525
There's a job in the city.
I'm gonna take it.
1453
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:25,693
You're gonna have to find
someone else
to take care of Teddy.
1454
01:09:25,695 --> 01:09:28,263
Blanca said she know someone,
so...
1455
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,966
Just so you're prepared.
1456
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,668
Wow.
1457
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,504
That's great.
1458
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,839
You must be relieved.
1459
01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:39,040
Don't make me feel bad.
1460
01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:40,975
It's a real job.
I have to take it.
1461
01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:42,610
No, no.
It's great.
1462
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:44,779
Could you just get me my juice?
1463
01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:46,214
Okay, don't.
Okay?
1464
01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:48,116
If you say that you're gonna
get your own juice,
1465
01:09:48,118 --> 01:09:50,051
then I believe that
that is what you're gonna do.
1466
01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:51,819
Why are you getting like this?
1467
01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:54,022
It's just, like, if you want me
to get you juice, just ask.
1468
01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:56,191
But don't test me.
I'm not Danny.
1469
01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:58,693
Oh, thanks.
1470
01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,395
Just, like, sleep
with your husband, okay?
1471
01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:03,831
I'm not your problem.
1472
01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:06,801
What?
I never go out.
1473
01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,203
Fuck you.
1474
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:13,808
- So what, we're leaving?
- Yeah.
1475
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:16,511
Fine. Take the car.
I'll stay somewhere else.
1476
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,479
- Right, where are you gonna go?
- I have friends.
1477
01:10:18,481 --> 01:10:20,081
Really? Why didn't you stay with
them for the last three months?
1478
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,749
I've been here for almost three
months helping you.
1479
01:10:21,751 --> 01:10:23,585
But I don't want that
to be my whole life.
1480
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:26,754
Don't worry.
It's not.
1481
01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:28,489
People die.
People are born.
1482
01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:30,858
But the only reason you stick
around for more than two minutes
1483
01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,026
is when you need something.
1484
01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,695
I needed you
to make me feel better.
1485
01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:35,330
I had something real,
and now it's gone.
1486
01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:36,864
Don't talk to me
about how you had something real
1487
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,166
and now it's gone.
1488
01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:40,335
No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
1489
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,203
No one told you you had to
drop out of law school.
1490
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,438
She didn't ask you to come home
and take care of her.
1491
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,939
Because she didn't have to.
1492
01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,040
She said she didn't want me
to interrupt my life
1493
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,609
just because she was sick.
1494
01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,277
We didn't even come close
to interrupting your life.
1495
01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:50,445
If you had a dog, it would
have interrupted your life
1496
01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:51,946
more than Mom dying.
1497
01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:53,715
You don't think I wanted
to be there when she died?
1498
01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,116
I called you. I called you
when we knew it was close.
1499
01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:56,784
I told the nurse, I said,
1500
01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,019
"Tell me when it's close,
I need to call my brother.
1501
01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,087
We need to be here together."
1502
01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,688
I left you messages.
1503
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:01,789
I couldn't breathe.
1504
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:03,858
Dad was here.
Danny was here.
1505
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:04,892
That's right, I'm an asshole
and Danny's a saint.
1506
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:06,527
I wanted you here.
1507
01:11:06,529 --> 01:11:08,463
Me. I called you
because I needed you.
1508
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,365
But you know what?
It's fine.
1509
01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:11,933
Because Danny held Mom's hand
with me until I was ready
1510
01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:13,568
to let it go.
1511
01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:15,536
Well, Danny's fucking around
with that real estate agent,
1512
01:11:15,538 --> 01:11:17,305
but I'm glad he was there.
1513
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:22,977
I'm sorry.
1514
01:11:22,979 --> 01:11:24,979
I had to tell you.
1515
01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,957
What--wait a second.
1516
01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:45,600
Hey, baby.
How's the concert?
1517
01:11:45,602 --> 01:11:46,768
Hey.
1518
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:48,169
It's a girl.
1519
01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:51,873
Wh--
1520
01:11:57,079 --> 01:11:59,213
I'm sorry.
1521
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,554
Justine, I'm sorry.
1522
01:12:58,408 --> 01:12:59,807
This one.
Not this one!
1523
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:00,975
Yeah, but you said
you wanted to wear the--
1524
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,377
- No!
- Come on, Teddy, you said
1525
01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:03,644
you wanted to wear
the robot shirt.
1526
01:13:03,646 --> 01:13:05,012
- I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
1527
01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:06,814
You said you wanted to wear
the robot shirt.
1528
01:13:06,816 --> 01:13:09,484
I don't--I really don't want to
have this discussion right now.
1529
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,553
No!
1530
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,555
Hey, where's Danny?
1531
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,491
I don't know.
He's not here.
1532
01:13:16,493 --> 01:13:18,092
But I made him leave the car.
1533
01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:19,494
Come on, I got this.
1534
01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:20,895
- Yeah, over here.
- Yeah, come here, honey.
1535
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,497
- He's right there.
- I know, I know.
1536
01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:23,898
- Let's put on your shirt, okay?
- No.
1537
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,500
- Yeah.
- Come on, honey.
1538
01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:26,601
You love this shirt.
1539
01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:28,436
Okay.
Use soft hands, please.
1540
01:13:28,438 --> 01:13:29,704
No, Mommy, no!
1541
01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:30,772
- Please? Please?
- Yeah, no hitting.
1542
01:13:30,774 --> 01:13:33,074
Hey! No.
Come on. Soft hands.
1543
01:13:33,076 --> 01:13:35,209
You know what?
1544
01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:38,079
I think you guys
just need to go.
1545
01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:43,284
I just need some time to myself.
1546
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:47,188
Hey, Teddy, you wanna
take a chill pill, bro?
1547
01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:49,590
Chill pill, bro.
1548
01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:51,092
Yeah.
1549
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:53,761
Trains
1550
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:54,762
Trains? You like trains?
1551
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,197
Mm.
1552
01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:58,533
I'm a big fan of trains myself.
1553
01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:00,201
Don't ride backwards
on a train though, okay?
1554
01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:01,369
Why?
1555
01:14:01,371 --> 01:14:03,738
It'll make you sick.
1556
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,072
Do you ever get nauseous?
1557
01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:06,040
I don't know.
1558
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,809
No?
1559
01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:39,140
Dude, he's a genius.
1560
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,942
You've never met
a three-year-old.
1561
01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:41,909
This is normal.
1562
01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,144
This is not normal.
1563
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,979
How are all the museums closed
today?
1564
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:46,514
It's Monday.
Everything's closed on Monday.
1565
01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,983
Museums, theaters, that amazing
meatball place.
1566
01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,284
I gotta tape everything up.
1567
01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:51,652
Make sure he doesn't
hurt himself.
1568
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,688
Oh, that's great.
I mean, for me.
1569
01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:55,456
You wouldn't believe what
happened here last Friday.
1570
01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:56,657
This hooker hit a vein.
1571
01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:57,992
Teddy, do you want to go
to the park?
1572
01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,460
No park!
1573
01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:01,662
- I mean, it bled everywhere.
- Come on, buddy.
1574
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,698
You want to stay in Hudson's
apartment all day?
1575
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:04,999
I have to go to the park.
1576
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,701
Yeah, well, he's going
to the park
1577
01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,703
for a different reason
than you're going to the park.
1578
01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:09,704
Yeah, but two birds, right?
1579
01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:10,705
One stone.
1580
01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:14,542
Hello?
Yeah?
1581
01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:15,776
Where are you guys?
1582
01:15:15,778 --> 01:15:17,345
Dinner's almost ready.
1583
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,013
We're in the city.
At Hudson's place.
1584
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:20,047
Hudson?
1585
01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:21,048
Hey, Jake's hot sister.
1586
01:15:21,050 --> 01:15:22,550
That dirtbag?
1587
01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:24,218
- I can't believe you.
- Hudson says hello.
1588
01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,219
Hello?
1589
01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:28,723
Hello?
1590
01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:29,724
What does she look like now?
1591
01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:30,992
My sister?
1592
01:15:30,994 --> 01:15:32,393
- My pregnant sister?
- She still hot?
1593
01:15:33,796 --> 01:15:35,863
Oh, you're a little crazy
person, huh?
1594
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,799
Mommy!
1595
01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:41,168
Baby!
1596
01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:42,336
Hi.
1597
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:43,638
Hey.
1598
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,540
- Hey.
- Hi, Mama!
1599
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,308
Hey, baby.
1600
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,844
You told me to take him
on a trip.
1601
01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:51,646
We're going home now.
1602
01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:53,814
Oh, man.
1603
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:55,349
Yeah.
1604
01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:57,718
This is not an appropriate place
for a child.
1605
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,720
You're not an appropriate place
for a child.
1606
01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:05,393
So should I follow you?
1607
01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:07,428
No, do not follow me.
1608
01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:15,870
Hey, uh,
I'm out of clean sheets,
1609
01:16:15,872 --> 01:16:18,906
but we're gonna make
this work.
1610
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:26,213
Most of our traders
are in their 20s.
1611
01:16:26,215 --> 01:16:28,249
This work is gonna kick
your ass.
1612
01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:29,951
I am used to
having my ass kicked.
1613
01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:31,218
And the salary's...
1614
01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,286
It's awful.
1615
01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:35,756
I'm aware.
It's okay.
1616
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,091
Well, Rich Kaplan
says you're good.
1617
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,093
You probably are.
1618
01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,261
You play golf?
1619
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,729
Yeah, a little bit.
You play?
1620
01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,731
Yeah, all the time.
I used to play in college.
1621
01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:45,199
Yeah, well,
I wouldn't recommend it
1622
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:47,201
unless I believed
in the product myself.
1623
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:48,869
I'm telling you,
Emmy and Morgan
1624
01:16:48,871 --> 01:16:51,305
are gonna thank you,
once they're old enough to talk.
1625
01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,807
All right.
1626
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:55,076
Okay, I gotta go.
Thanks, Howard, bye.
1627
01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,611
There was no receptionist
so I just walked back here.
1628
01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:58,145
I noticed that.
1629
01:16:58,147 --> 01:16:59,714
You know this is my place
of work, right?
1630
01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:00,982
You won't call me back.
So what am I supposed to do?
1631
01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:02,416
I don't know.
Use your inside voice.
1632
01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:03,884
She won't see me.
1633
01:17:03,886 --> 01:17:05,953
I haven't hung out
with Teddy in two days.
1634
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,722
He had a doctor's visit
the other day.
1635
01:17:07,724 --> 01:17:09,090
I didn't even know about it
until the next day.
1636
01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:10,091
Whoa, what's wrong with him?
1637
01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:11,892
That croup-flu thing again.
1638
01:17:11,894 --> 01:17:13,327
Okay, well,
what's his temperature?
1639
01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:16,063
I don't know.
That's my point, man.
1640
01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:19,333
I mean, Teddy could be, like,
counting to, like, 100 by now.
1641
01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:20,668
I seriously doubt that.
1642
01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:22,003
I'm writing him these little
tiny postcards.
1643
01:17:22,005 --> 01:17:23,571
I don't know what else to do.
1644
01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,475
Sorry, all we have
is the small ones.
1645
01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:31,479
He has his little swim class
graduation next week.
1646
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:34,582
What if they wear caps
and I'm not there?
1647
01:17:34,584 --> 01:17:37,918
Fuck, man,
it's not like I'm unhappy.
1648
01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:42,189
Okay, where are you living?
1649
01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:43,758
In that house I just finished.
1650
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,926
On an air mattress.
No sheets.
1651
01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:47,962
I don't know how the fuck you
slept on that raft
1652
01:17:47,964 --> 01:17:49,363
for three months.
1653
01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:50,698
You know what, man?
Whatever. I deserve it.
1654
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,433
Well, you can begin
by going to Target.
1655
01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:53,768
Get the Martha Stewart sheets.
1656
01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,636
They're soft as fuck.
I'm telling you.
1657
01:17:55,638 --> 01:17:56,804
Are you gonna help me?
1658
01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,606
Are you gonna use
your inside voice?
1659
01:17:58,608 --> 01:18:01,042
Are you gonna help me?
1660
01:18:22,230 --> 01:18:26,701
Well, you are a totally
uneventful pregnancy.
1661
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:27,802
Very healthy.
1662
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,036
Very boring.
1663
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,638
See you next month.
1664
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:46,253
We are getting a nice bump in
our advanced risk investments.
1665
01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:49,390
I gotta say, Jake, I wasn't
sure you were up for this.
1666
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,892
But these are some
animal numbers.
1667
01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:54,261
Yeah, bro, what's
with the 5:00 A.M. clock-ins?
1668
01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:55,529
What are you?
Part rooster?
1669
01:18:57,567 --> 01:19:00,367
I hear--
just heard,
1670
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:01,502
that he does like cock.
1671
01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,537
Oh, shit!
1672
01:19:03,539 --> 01:19:04,939
I'm just--don't,
don't shoot the messenger.
1673
01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:06,540
Early bird gives the beej.
1674
01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:13,447
Ha. Cock. Awesome. Yes.
1675
01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:17,051
Uh, but like Phil was saying,
we are seeing a ton of reward
1676
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:18,185
in our high-yield portfolio.
1677
01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:21,122
And--excuse me.
1678
01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:22,289
Sorry.
1679
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,058
If we look towards
the second quarter,
1680
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,026
we're gonna see some real big
numbers
1681
01:19:26,028 --> 01:19:27,461
if we just stay the course on,
um--
1682
01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:30,865
I'm sorry.
I just gotta quickly take this.
1683
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,268
Excuse me.
1684
01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:36,036
Hey, is everything okay?
1685
01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:37,104
No! Hey!
1686
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:38,472
No, Mommy, no!
1687
01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,407
Justine, it's your brother,
Jake, hello?
1688
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:42,877
Teddy. Teddy, we need you
to put your trunks on.
1689
01:19:42,879 --> 01:19:45,780
You cannot be a naked boy
in swim class.
1690
01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:47,782
I can be a naked boy.
1691
01:19:47,784 --> 01:19:49,583
Just one second.
1692
01:19:49,585 --> 01:19:51,986
Teddy. Teddy, we need
to put your trunks on, okay?
1693
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:53,554
Hey, where's my giraffe?
1694
01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:55,122
Honey.
1695
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,724
Unky Jake, Unky Jake, Unky Jake!
1696
01:19:56,726 --> 01:20:00,394
Teddy, hey, can you please
have soft--
1697
01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:02,296
Sorry, man.
I've got a family emergency.
1698
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:04,398
So I'll be back
in a couple of hours tomorrow
1699
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,301
if it runs any longer, okay?
1700
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:11,138
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1701
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,808
I just called you an animal.
I never say that.
1702
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,843
Right, and I'm gonna be back
in that chair tomorrow,
1703
01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:17,778
animal-ing it up.
1704
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:22,116
Okay, so, you have a choice
you have to make.
1705
01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:23,918
Either you're the guy
who sits right back in the chair
1706
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,153
right now.
1707
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:31,358
Or you're the guy who leaves
work for his family.
1708
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,593
Right.
1709
01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,362
Don't--don't give me
that look.
1710
01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:36,630
This isn't<i> Jerry Maguire,</i> dude.
1711
01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:37,865
I won't fire you.
1712
01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:40,367
You can put up numbers.
1713
01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:43,871
But you know this is one
of those decisions
1714
01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:47,608
that will keep you
right here.
1715
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,977
In the middle.
1716
01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:51,846
Forever.
1717
01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:59,119
Fucking intense.
1718
01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:08,229
I'll be back bright and early,
okay?
1719
01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:10,831
Like a rooster.
1720
01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:15,469
Cock, cock, man.
1721
01:21:16,739 --> 01:21:19,974
All right, Neal,
what else do you got for us?
1722
01:21:19,976 --> 01:21:21,642
"There's a lot of reward
in risk."
1723
01:21:21,644 --> 01:21:23,210
Yeah, I just heard Jake
say that.
1724
01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:24,879
What else do you got, Neal?
Jesus fucking Christ.
1725
01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,148
Right, well, I'm picking up
where he left off.
1726
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,494
Hurry up.
The meter's running.
1727
01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:42,062
Let's go.
1728
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,733
- Schnell, schnell, come on.
- I'm coming.
1729
01:22:00,115 --> 01:22:01,248
Oh, my God.
1730
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,784
Don't--Look, just let me talk.
1731
01:22:03,786 --> 01:22:05,219
You don't even have
a bathing suit.
1732
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,954
I have on boxer briefs.
It's fine.
1733
01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:08,455
Not really.
1734
01:22:08,457 --> 01:22:10,424
- I'll get out.
- No, we're coming in.
1735
01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:12,526
Daddy, I'm swimming!
1736
01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:13,527
Buddy, you are swimming.
1737
01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:14,862
- And Mama, too.
- Honestly.
1738
01:22:14,864 --> 01:22:16,297
Oh, come on.
We're getting out.
1739
01:22:16,299 --> 01:22:17,531
Oh, that is cold.
1740
01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:18,699
Danny, this is ridiculous.
1741
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,034
Hey, ladies.
Hi, hi.
1742
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:22,102
I'm Teddy's daddy.
1743
01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:23,737
- Hey, buddy.
- Come on.
1744
01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:25,739
What? Dude, why are you
holding onto me?
1745
01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:27,408
I'm not entirely comfortable
here.
1746
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,642
Yeah, me neither.
1747
01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:31,478
Okay, I'll hold him.
You guys talk.
1748
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,080
Go to Uncle Jakey, come on.
1749
01:22:33,082 --> 01:22:34,448
- What are you doing?
- I need to talk to you.
1750
01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:37,952
Hey, buddy.
1751
01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:39,720
Look.
1752
01:22:39,722 --> 01:22:41,388
It was a one time thing.
1753
01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:45,793
Okay? That happened
one-and-a-half times, okay?
1754
01:22:45,795 --> 01:22:47,828
Justine, I'm sorry.
1755
01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:49,563
I'm sorry, you know I am.
1756
01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:52,566
I don't know what I needed,
but it wasn't that.
1757
01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:54,268
And I'll do anything.
1758
01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:57,071
I'll wake up every morning
with Teddy until you forgive me.
1759
01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:58,405
I'll get up in the middle
of the night
1760
01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,008
with the baby
until you forgive me.
1761
01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,743
I'll do whatever
you need me to do.
1762
01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:06,914
But you've gotta let me
come home.
1763
01:23:06,916 --> 01:23:09,249
So many visitors.
1764
01:23:09,251 --> 01:23:12,152
Teddy, do you think you're ready
to try and jump in?
1765
01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,021
- Oh, today?
- What? Wait.
1766
01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:15,255
No, he doesn't have to,
if he's not ready.
1767
01:23:15,257 --> 01:23:16,824
Hey, buddy.
1768
01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:18,292
Buddy, you gotta jump in okay?
1769
01:23:18,294 --> 01:23:19,360
We gotta go under, okay?
Watch Daddy.
1770
01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,627
Like this.
Ready?
1771
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,267
You do it.
1772
01:23:27,269 --> 01:23:28,602
Okay, we gotta go under.
1773
01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:29,803
- We gotta show him.
- You gonna go under?
1774
01:23:29,805 --> 01:23:31,271
Yeah.
Today's our last class.
1775
01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:32,806
- I don't want to.
- She's right.
1776
01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:34,108
She's right.
You gotta do it.
1777
01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:35,376
You know what?
I'll stay up here, okay?
1778
01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:37,378
I'll stay up here
in case he jumps in.
1779
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:38,879
You hold onto Jake,
and I'll hold onto you.
1780
01:23:38,881 --> 01:23:40,781
- Nobody's gonna drown.
- Jesus. Drown?
1781
01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:42,282
What? Isn't that
what you're worried about?
1782
01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:44,118
You know what?
You're new to this class.
1783
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,285
Why don't you just back off?
1784
01:23:45,287 --> 01:23:46,620
Hey, I'm not new to this class.
1785
01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:47,821
I been in this class
a long time.
1786
01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:49,023
I'm gonna be in this class
forever.
1787
01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:50,491
Okay.
Hold onto me.
1788
01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:51,959
We're going under.
1789
01:23:51,961 --> 01:23:54,028
Okay?
Teddy, look at Jakey and Mommy.
1790
01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:56,997
We're gonna go under.
Okay?
1791
01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,866
You know I'm doing this just
so you'll stop talking to me.
1792
01:23:58,868 --> 01:24:00,901
Great.
I'll be right here.
1793
01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,369
One...
1794
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,571
Two...
1795
01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:07,474
Three!
1796
01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:08,409
Come on, buddy.
1797
01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:10,010
Jump.
1798
01:24:32,935 --> 01:24:36,870
- Hey.
- Hey.
1799
01:24:36,872 --> 01:24:37,905
I thought we were all getting
pizza.
1800
01:24:37,907 --> 01:24:39,273
She's back at the house.
1801
01:24:39,275 --> 01:24:41,175
- She's in labor.
- What?
1802
01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:42,576
What the fuck are you doing
picking me up here?
1803
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,878
Chill out, dude.
She's in the first inning.
1804
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,947
Got, like, hours to go.
1805
01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:49,583
Wanna blaze?
1806
01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:50,884
I'm just kidding.
1807
01:24:50,886 --> 01:24:52,519
We do have to pick up
a pizza though.
1808
01:24:52,521 --> 01:24:55,055
She'll fucking kill me
if I don't.
1809
01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:58,725
"And the owl baby took
his new owl baby sister,
1810
01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:02,629
"and together they flew down
from the tree
1811
01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:04,565
"to their little red car.
1812
01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:07,534
"'Let's go fast,'
said the owl baby sister.
1813
01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:10,904
'Put on your seatbelt,'
said her owl baby brother."
1814
01:25:10,906 --> 01:25:12,539
Hi, guys.
1815
01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:13,941
I'm gonna go put your bag
in the car.
1816
01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:15,242
Teddy, you wanna help Daddy?
1817
01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:16,877
- No.
- It's okay.
1818
01:25:16,879 --> 01:25:19,379
We're here and we're reading
about baby owls.
1819
01:25:19,381 --> 01:25:20,881
Okay.
1820
01:25:20,883 --> 01:25:23,984
Well, tell your brother
to relax.
1821
01:25:23,986 --> 01:25:25,919
Kiss.
1822
01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,588
Okay.
1823
01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:36,330
Hey.
How are you doing?
1824
01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:37,397
When was your last contraction?
1825
01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:38,932
20 minutes ago.
Relax.
1826
01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:40,801
People should be moving
at a different clip here.
1827
01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:43,604
Hey, Teddy, Mommy and Daddy
are gonna go to the hospital
1828
01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:45,072
for a little while,
1829
01:25:45,074 --> 01:25:46,106
and you're gonna stay here
with Unky Jake, okay?
1830
01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:48,008
What does that mean?
1831
01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:49,243
Donuts!
1832
01:25:49,245 --> 01:25:50,344
Cookies!
1833
01:25:50,346 --> 01:25:51,612
More than two shows!
1834
01:25:51,614 --> 01:25:53,580
Three shows!
1835
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:56,350
Yeah.
1836
01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:59,253
Who stayed with you
when I was born?
1837
01:25:59,255 --> 01:26:01,455
I have no idea.
1838
01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:04,625
Justine, your fort-building
skills
1839
01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:05,826
are very structurally unsound.
1840
01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,127
I'm in labor.
1841
01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:11,832
Honestly, I'd put more
sconces in here.
1842
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,367
Noted.
1843
01:26:19,474 --> 01:26:21,975
"I am a frog.
My name is Anton..."
1844
01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:23,510
Oh, God, I hate this story.
1845
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:24,711
Can we change it?
1846
01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:26,813
I'm the guest.
1847
01:26:26,815 --> 01:26:29,483
No, you're not.
1848
01:26:40,496 --> 01:26:42,963
"...lived a family
of three bears.
1849
01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:46,900
"The first was a great big bear.
1850
01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:50,837
"The second was a middling-sized
bear.
1851
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:56,643
"And the third was a little
teeny-tiny bear.
1852
01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:59,646
"And they all lived together,
in a fine little house.
1853
01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:01,081
And very happy they were."
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