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Look, I'm going to be paying off
these student loans until, like, 2003.
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Hey, you want to get out of here?
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-What a rager, huh?
-Yeah. Yeah.
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Isn't it weird that all this,
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this all happened
at the end of the semester?
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You and me.
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James...
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I don't think I can see you anymore.
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You don't... What do you mean?
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Sorry.
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Women are mercurial, man.
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-And you did just start dating last week.
-It was 11 days ago.
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You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V,
did you?
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-That has nothing to do with it.
-Oh, Christ. Brennan.
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-What?
-You did! You promised me!
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Look, I don't lie to people
who I care about.
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Yes, but you could've just left it
out of the narrative. You know?
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You don't want "virgin"
to be your signifier.
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He takes one semiotics class,
and I'm supposed to...
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Here, drink up.
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You need to bed down the next lonely,
plain-looking, insecure depressive
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who throws herself at you
and get it over with.
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Look, I know most people
have low standards.
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I guess I'm... I'm different.
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Well, you know what,
we'll find you a girl, all right?
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-When we're on the Continent.
-Here's to sexually-permissive cultures!
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Yes! Focus on Europe.
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It's going to be
a transformative experience.
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-To the graduate.
-To the graduate.
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Yeah, so I researched some more
youth hostels,
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and the median cost
is just a little higher than I expected,
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about $7.68 more,
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multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.
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Bill, do you want to take this?
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Excuse me, can you get me
a refill here? That's an old-fashioned.
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So with the $368
I have from Grandpa's trust fund,
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plus the $900 you guys
are already giving me, thank you,
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I do need an additional $279.11 .
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James, we didn't want
to spoil your graduation,
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but your father has been transferred
to a different department.
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Really? Is that... Is that bad?
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Yes, we're making less,
considerably less.
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Because this trip
was my graduation present, so...
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Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip,
but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.
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You could still help me
with rent next year, right?
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All right, James,
you're not listening to me.
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-Here you go, sir.
-There we go. Thank you very much.
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Listen, here's to you, kiddo.
Happy graduation.
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Wait. What am I going to do
about grad school?
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You know,
Columbia's holding a spot for me.
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Well, if you end up deciding
that's what you want to do,
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then obviously
you're going to have to get a job.
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A summerjob?
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Summer in Pittsburgh.
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-That's fucking harsh.
-It's a nightmare.
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They don't like people like me
where I'm from.
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You know, we're romantics.
I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.
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Hey, yeah, well, you know what,
don't worry about it, all right?
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You know, with my dad's connections,
we'll get a great deal on an apartment.
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And, hey,
I'll float you for the first few months.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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-Thank you so much, Eric.
-Hey, don't worry about it.
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What the hell are you doing?
Our parents are right over...
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What, them? They're clueless.
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Fuck, this is good weed.
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Speaking of which,
I just want you to know
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that you'll be with me in spirit
this summer.
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-Hey, put that away.
-Yeah. Take it.
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-No.
-Take it.
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-Take it!
-Okay.
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Look, James,
I know things suck right now, all right?
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But look at it this way,
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in a few short months,
you'll be with me,
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in New York City,
the greatest fucking city in the world!
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Like we always talked about, man.
Living the adventure together.
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Quit worrying, Brennan.
That's what the weed is for.
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-Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.
-All right, I'm just trying to drive.
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I really haven't had that many jobs,
per se,
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but here are my academic records
and my extracurricular activities.
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I wrote for The Gordian Knot,
it was a literary journal in college.
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And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,
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so I assume I'd be good
at tabulating checks.
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These are the only jobs
you've ever had?
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No, no, I also spent several years
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taking care of a neighbor's lawn,
the Palmieris.
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I have their
letter of recommendation here.
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All right. Fill this out.
I'll call you if anything comes up.
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Okay.
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No, I've never actually
driven an asphalt mixer, per se,
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but I did once drive my friend's van
to Wisconsin
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on a pretty lengthy road trip.
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Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way
I can take a lesson...
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They hung up.
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What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even qualified for manual labor.
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The only place I know I can get a job
is with Frigo.
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What, at Adventureland?
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You got a concussion on the
teacup ride there when you were six.
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-You can do better, kiddo.
-No, there's nothing.
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I majored in Comparative Literature
and Renaissance Studies.
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Unless someone needs help
restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.
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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.
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-Nad attack!
-Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.
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-Brennan, come here.
-Frigo, stop. Okay.
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There's the lawn mower, lawn mower,
lawn mower!
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-Yes!
-Frigo.
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Welcome home, Brennan!
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Right here, sir! Right here, sir!
Have a funtastic time!
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I don't have much work experience,
per se, but...
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I'm sorry.
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-Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby?
-Bobby?
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-Paulette, come in, Paulette?
-Channels.
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-You just... You gotta press it.
-Oh, they're gone.
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Okay.
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This is James,
and he's applying for a games job.
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Games! Oh, great, good.
Let's get you set up.
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Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job,
if it's still open.
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You look more like a games guy,
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plus I've already got out
the games application, so... All right?
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Okay. Yeah, no. I just...
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My name is Bobby.
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Okay, rules. No freebies,
no free turns for your friends,
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-no free upgrades, no free food.
-So, just nothing is free here.
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Everybody has to pay for everything.
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And more importantly,
working in games,
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no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.
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Yeah, we don't have that many left.
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Cool? Can you hand me
a T-shirt, please?
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Here, I have a resume. I don't know
if you still want to take a look at it.
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James? Am I pronouncing that right?
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-James? James?
-Yeah.
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Okay, by accepting this T-shirt,
you are...
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Hired!
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Well, usually I...
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-More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt.
-Sorry.
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Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.
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Here we are
at the first of many shitty games.
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This one is inexplicably
called The Flighing Dutchman.
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Even more inexplicable
is how they decided to spell it.
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Hey, Jerry.
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$1 buys five rings.
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If one of the rings lands
on one of the red bottles,
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they win a giant-ass panda.
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-That is a giant-ass panda.
-Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.
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And that's because this game
is un-winnable.
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Observe. I'll drop a ring
from three inches away.
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So nobody ever wins?
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If someone wins a giant-ass panda
on your watch,
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you should just go home
because you're fired, okay?
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So the object of the game
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is to knock the hat off the dummy
with a softball,
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except, as you'll see,
half the hats are glued on.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids
10 cents a day to make these toys,
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we can't just give them away.
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You get a five-minute bathroom break
every two hours.
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I recommend saving a few of those up
in case you have to go number two.
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Brennan, they got you working
on games?
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What a pussy! You're such a pussy!
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-You know that demented person?
-Yeah. He used to be my best friend.
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Then I turned four.
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So if you stand directly below the hoop,
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you will see that it's been hammered
into an oval shape.
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But from back there,
the suckerjust can't tell.
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Jesus, that's so wrong.
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A criminal abuse
of the laws of perspective.
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Yeah, well,
people are getting ripped off.
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Yeah, yeah, Trotsky,
let's get you a booth.
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So your life must be utter shit,
or you wouldn't be here.
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I was supposed to go to Europe,
but my family has money problems.
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Wait till your parents
start making you pay rent.
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My dad even makes me pay utilities.
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I don't want...
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Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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Okay, we have a winner.
It's the purpIe horse.
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Green's in second. Yellow's third.
Congratulations.
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Here you go. You can have that.
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-Hey, James?
-Yeah?
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You think you can maybe, you know,
take it up a notch?
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Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not
the right guy to run this game.
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I really... I think I should probably be
on the rides department.
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No. No, no, no.
You're more of a game guy.
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-No, you're very... You're very gamey.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
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Have you ever seen
a horse race before?
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Have you ever, like,
heard one on the radio?
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Harness racing
or, like, the normal kind?
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-That's a good question.
-It doesn't really matter.
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Look, the Kentucky Derby.
Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?
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The way they announce it on the radio,
and it's really...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"1 00, 200, 200, going..."
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-That's an auction, sweetie.
-Right.
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So don't...
Yeah, just get into it, you know?
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Make it a show. Make it a performance.
You know what I mean?
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That's what people come for.
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So, let's take it to a 10.
All right, got faith in you, man.
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Thank you.
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-Take it to a 10. I like that.
-Okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put down your mintjuleps.
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Horses are all at the starting gate.
Okay, and they're off!
200
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And Red bolts out of the gate,
taking an early lead!
201
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,180
But look out! Here comes Green,
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issuing a challenge
from the outside lane.
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Green runs well
on a muddy track, folks,
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so today's conditions
give him a slight edge.
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And Yellow is dead last!
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00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:57,066
What a disappointment after Yellow's
strong showing at Saratoga last spring.
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00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,610
Wait! Look out! Wait a second!
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Out of nowhere,
Orange breaks ahead of the pack,
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00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,113
and now, in the backstretch,
Orange and Green.
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00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,449
Orange and Green,
and Orange takes it by a nose!
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00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,867
Green places and Red shows.
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00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,077
Please come to the window
to collect your winnings!
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00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:14,083
-What window? There's a window?
-No. No, there's not. Here you go.
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Congratulations, sir.
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l'm new.
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00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:33,394
Our original initiative rapidly got
all tangled up in the sale of arms.
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00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,563
And the sale of arms got tangled up...
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00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,318
Hey, why don't you call
one of your old friends?
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00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,488
I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?
220
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And tell them I work as a carny?
No, thank you.
221
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,080
-Yo! Guy!
-Yeah?
222
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,915
-Give me five.
-Okay.
223
00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:00,046
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.
224
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,215
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?
225
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:05,927
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.
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00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,264
-Okay.
-You know what? Make it 15.
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00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:13,977
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?
228
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:17,856
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!
229
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,774
-We got a winner!
-Come on, check it out!
230
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,778
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.
231
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,863
That's cheating.
232
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,074
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!
233
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,910
-Yeah, I saw him throw it!
-Hey, thank you, sir.
234
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:36,499
-Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
-This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!
235
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,129
Why don't you give the kid
a fucking panda.
236
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,675
Here you go, here's your panda.
237
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:49,637
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.
238
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,432
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?
239
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,809
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.
240
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,021
-Is it worth getting knifed over?
-No.
241
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:02,859
-Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
-Em. Nice to meet you.
242
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:06,738
Sucks you're gonna lose yourjob
your second day, James.
243
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,159
No. Shit. I need this job.
244
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,787
I'm kidding. You're okay.
245
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,956
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.
246
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,335
Yo, Connell! Rock on!
247
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,175
-Who's that?
-Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
248
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,391
Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?
249
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,144
Yeah, I know.
250
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:41,648
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.
251
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,692
-Hey, Joel. Hey.
-Hi.
252
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,945
You guys want some of this?
253
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,114
-I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
-Thanks.
254
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,123
I think somebody was trying
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,
255
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,292
but they spelled it "Satin Lives."
256
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,587
One of those textile-worshipping cults,
no doubt.
257
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,214
-That's quite funny.
-Yeah.
258
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,549
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
259
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,094
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?
260
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,346
No, I don't know about them.
261
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,639
Time out, guys.
262
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,140
-Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
-Oh, my God!
263
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,851
-Tell him.
-Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
264
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,478
-Really?
-The historic Lou Reed.
265
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,147
-The Lou Reed.
-So Connell's like a real musician?
266
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,068
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.
267
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:30,279
-He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it.
-He's married, you perv!
268
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,615
Nice pipe, Grandpa!
269
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,244
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!
270
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,497
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.
271
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,000
Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain!
272
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,169
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.
273
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,630
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.
274
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,508
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
275
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,634
-What?
-Yeah.
276
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,011
-Thank you so much. I got a ride.
-Hey, what?
277
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,929
You can go. Good night.
278
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,556
-You got a ride?
-Yes.
279
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,767
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?
280
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,020
-Oh, my God.
-Frigo.
281
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,355
-All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
-What the hell was that?
282
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,107
It's just my life.
283
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,650
-Here, have some rum.
-Thanks.
284
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,987
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.
285
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,867
Yeah, she used to read my journals.
I had to start writing them in Italian.
286
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,827
I took Italian for a year.
I went through an opera...
287
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,537
Okay, she's gone.
288
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,876
So, Joel told me that you're gonna go
to Columbia for grad school.
289
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,089
-Yeah.
-Wow. I'm at NYU right now.
290
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,132
Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.
291
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,219
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.
292
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,056
-What are you studying?
-Journalism.
293
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,433
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.
294
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,769
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.
295
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,479
You know, like Charles Dickens,
296
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,147
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,
297
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,025
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.
298
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,446
-That's cool.
-Yeah, is it?
299
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,948
-Yeah.
-Okay.
300
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,616
No, it is, it's...
301
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,369
But why do you
have to go to grad school for that?
302
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,622
No, that's a valid question,
303
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,501
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.
304
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,921
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.
305
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:57,218
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company
306
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,470
or something like that.
307
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,514
-Fuck that, right?
-Yeah.
308
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,184
Yeah.
309
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,564
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
310
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,358
-Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
-Sure.
311
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,146
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.
312
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,024
-Don't believe everything you hear.
-Okay.
313
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,527
I'll tell you about it sometime.
314
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,614
So, where does your band play?
315
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,534
Usual shitholes around town.
I need better musicians.
316
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,205
-I'm starting a new band out in LA.
-Los Angeles?
317
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,374
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.
318
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,586
-Jesus.
-Nasty.
319
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,797
You'll get better at avoiding that.
320
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:25,431
Hey, guys. Party? at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.
321
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:30,686
-I'm invited?
-Yep, that's why I'm telling you.
322
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,607
-Connell?
-You kiddies have fun.
323
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,154
She's cool, right?
324
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,406
You're just smearing that around.
325
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,370
Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games,
so go easy on me.
326
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,997
We're having a ping-pong tournament!
327
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,749
-Hey.
-Hey.
328
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,042
Nice digs.
329
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,587
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?
330
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,340
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
331
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:03,094
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.
332
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,097
-High hopes.
-Also gets me out of the house.
333
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,267
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?
334
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,810
-Absolutely.
-Yes!
335
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,396
-Awesome.
-Don't touch me.
336
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,565
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party?.
337
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,738
-What is that?
-It's a joint.
338
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,615
Yeah.
339
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,076
Bobby is weird.
340
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,287
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,
341
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,289
and I went back, I opened the door,
342
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:35,960
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.
343
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,881
What a weirdo.
344
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:47,722
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?
345
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,020
Okay.
346
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,651
Come on.
347
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,904
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?
348
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,782
Yeah, okay.
349
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,502
-See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
-No, it's okay.
350
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:30,973
-Do you have any more of that pot?
-Yeah, at home. Why?
351
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,143
-We should make pot cookies.
-Okay.
352
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,729
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?
353
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:39,857
-I have not. I've had cookies.
-All right.
354
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,984
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.
355
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,319
Your connections have dried up?
356
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,279
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?
357
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,489
I have five joints.
358
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,699
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?
359
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,784
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
360
00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,627
Oh, my God!
361
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:05,466
I got you. I got the door.
It's only three feet, so I can handle it.
362
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,259
Okay.
363
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,265
-I'm gonna get a drink.
-Okay.
364
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,809
You want one?
365
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,735
-Coming?
-Yeah.
366
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,158
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
367
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,911
-Okay.
-I'll meet you inside.
368
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,413
-Okay.
-Okay.
369
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:38,374
Shit.
370
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:45,381
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!
371
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:47,633
Yeah!
372
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,681
Thanks.
373
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,643
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
374
00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:02,022
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
375
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,526
-I promise you'll get them back.
-Yeah.
376
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,991
Thank you.
377
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,004
-Who's that?
-It's my stepmom.
378
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,427
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.
379
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:36,056
-She died two years ago.
-Really? I'm sorry.
380
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,561
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.
381
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,981
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?
382
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,483
-Yeah.
-It's a wig.
383
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:46,734
Is it?
384
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:52,490
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.
385
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,325
Lost all her hair.
386
00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:58,120
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.
387
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:05,085
-I'm buzzed. You?
-Yeah, kind of.
388
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:20,935
-What was that?
-What was what?
389
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,437
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?
390
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,605
Yes.
391
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,363
I think I drank, like,
a whole bottle of vodka.
392
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,865
You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.
393
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,034
Yeah, it's a type of vodka.
394
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:44,041
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?
395
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,252
Okay, good night!
396
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,427
Hello?
397
00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:02,059
Hey. No, actually,
the party? broke up pretty early.
398
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,153
I'm in here.
399
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,841
-So we have, like, five minutes?
-No.
400
00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,974
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.
401
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:27,978
Lisa P. is back!
402
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,272
-Lisa P. is back!
-Lisa P.? Did you hear that?
403
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:33,484
Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back!
404
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,613
-Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back!
-Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?
405
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:41,825
-Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?"
-That's Lisa P.
406
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:11,980
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.
407
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:15,192
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.
408
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:19,863
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,
409
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,657
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.
410
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,201
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
411
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:27,746
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.
412
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,540
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.
413
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,834
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
414
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:34,545
-Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
-Hey, Joel.
415
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:37,047
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
416
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,967
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.
417
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:43,053
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.
418
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:48,058
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.
419
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,853
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.
420
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:56,233
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.
421
00:28:56,317 --> 00:29:00,404
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.
422
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,573
-I'm Lisa.
-James.
423
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:05,826
I heard you lost a giant-ass panda
at knifepoint.
424
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:09,329
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.
425
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,750
-What?
-It was nice to meet you.
426
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,002
Nice to meet you, too, James.
427
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,796
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
428
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,925
A little more than 40%
of these fish are dead.
429
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,802
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,
430
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,429
after working doubles.
431
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,849
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.
432
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:33,020
Jesus fucking Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.
433
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:36,106
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
434
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,862
Hey.
435
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,947
-Hey.
-Hey, I made you a tape.
436
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,324
These are my favorite bummer songs.
437
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,826
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.
438
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,411
-I think you'll love it.
-Cool.
439
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,789
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?
440
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:52,956
Sure.
441
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:28,992
-Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
-Tell me what?
442
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:33,747
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.
443
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:38,669
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.
444
00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,796
-That sucks.
-Yeah.
445
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,674
-Who broke your heart?
-A girl at school.
446
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:47,052
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...
447
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,136
I think there was something there.
448
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,847
I think that we actually had,
like, potential.
449
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,850
I don't know. I think she was afraid.
450
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,352
Afraid of what?
451
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,896
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.
452
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,606
Was the sex good?
453
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,734
She was very sexy.
454
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,153
You've been with a lot of girls?
455
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:10,534
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?
456
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,787
-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.
457
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,206
No, in that case,
458
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,709
there were actually a few times that I...
459
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:20,043
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.
460
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,963
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.
461
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:26,049
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?
462
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,886
-There were circumstances...
-Oh, my God!
463
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,178
-Oh, my God.
-No, I went...
464
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:34,683
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.
465
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:38,854
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.
466
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,106
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,
467
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:46,445
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?
468
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:48,947
It was one of the sonnets.
469
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,116
"Being your slave, what should I do
470
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,912
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"
471
00:31:54,996 --> 00:32:00,042
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.
472
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,501
All right, that doesn't matter.
473
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,713
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,
474
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,715
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.
475
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,676
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...
476
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,304
And you didn't just fuck her anyway?
477
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,350
No.
478
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:23,774
So what about you and intercourse?
479
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:26,985
-Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
-Sure, sure.
480
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,613
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,
481
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:32,366
and then, like, there were other ones.
482
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:36,954
-Were you in love with any of them?
-No. Hell no.
483
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:38,872
Got you.
484
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,960
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!
485
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,962
-Jimbo.
-Hey, you know this place?
486
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:48,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.
487
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,802
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.
488
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,804
Nice to meet you.
489
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,597
-Hi.
-Hey.
490
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,141
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.
491
00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,309
Cool.
492
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,355
Do it! My nephew!
493
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,154
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.
494
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,698
Yeah, she is.
495
00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:16,076
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
496
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:20,747
-It's kind of sad.
-Oh, yeah? I've never been there.
497
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:25,085
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.
498
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:34,594
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.
499
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,222
-Yeah, I just needed some air.
-Okay.
500
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:37,908
-Hey, can we go somewhere?
-Yeah.
501
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:05,685
Hey.
502
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,627
-You made out with her?
-Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.
503
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,880
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.
504
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:38,051
Cool, man. How was that?
505
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:43,223
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?
506
00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:45,851
-Good for you, man.
-Yeah.
507
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,853
I got to open my booth.
508
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,492
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?
509
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,202
I can't listen to this song again.
510
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:08,623
I don't, but I have this.
511
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,794
-Be cool with that.
-Okay. Thanks.
512
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:20,010
-Were you on a date last night?
-I wouldn't call it a date.
513
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:21,511
Not into Em?
514
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,723
No, she's great. She's great. I just...
515
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,016
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
516
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,852
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.
517
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:32,981
-I hope you didn't tell her that.
-Why?
518
00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:37,194
You told her that, didn't you?
519
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:40,322
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.
520
00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:43,658
-Right. They don't?
-They don't.
521
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,620
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.
522
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,623
I'm just saying don't play that card first.
523
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,627
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?
524
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:58,340
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.
525
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,176
-That works now.
-Yeah. Okay.
526
00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:06,223
Okay, observe. Two options.
527
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,851
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,
528
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:13,396
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.
529
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,942
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.
530
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,740
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.
531
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:28,203
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.
532
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,914
-All right, bye.
-Your turn, man.
533
00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:32,999
Okay, but I'm probably
not gonna be very good at this.
534
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:38,129
-Hey.
-Hey.
535
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,840
I really want to see you tonight.
536
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,093
-Tonight?
-Yeah.
537
00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,804
Unless you got something else
going on.
538
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,349
You're doing really good.
539
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,103
I jump when he jumps just instinctively.
540
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,940
Where? Where do you wanna go?
Not the backseat of your car.
541
00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,900
We can go to my mom's.
542
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,367
-Hey, James?
-Yeah?
543
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,872
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.
544
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,377
I heard you might have some weed.
545
00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:20,880
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?
546
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:24,467
Sometimes.
547
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:27,637
Beer?
548
00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:32,392
-Got anything stronger?
-Yeah.
549
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,150
So what excuse
do you give your mother
550
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:42,402
for coming down here so late?
551
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:46,740
Gotta pump some midnight iron?
552
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:51,161
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.
553
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,958
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?
554
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:01,046
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?
555
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:04,924
-Don't be mean.
-Jeez, you're sensitive.
556
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:09,763
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.
557
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,141
Let's not ruin it.
558
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,478
Okay.
559
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:22,859
So, how's your dad?
560
00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:27,113
Since he can't work,
he's been so fucked up.
561
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:32,369
Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.
562
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:36,289
-Men are prideful creatures.
-Exactly.
563
00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,129
Do you believe in God?
564
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:48,843
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.
565
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,221
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,
566
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:52,889
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.
567
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,641
I believe in love.
568
00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:00,230
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,
569
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,732
I mean, transformable.
570
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:06,027
I think that love
makes things transform together.
571
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,407
I'm majorly high.
572
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,952
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.
573
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,497
I'm having dinner with my parents.
574
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,253
Somebody's hungry.
575
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,256
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.
576
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,383
-Is that so?
-Oh, yeah?
577
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,971
Yeah, I was just thinking that,
578
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,889
you know,
it might make fiscal sense for you
579
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:38,184
to stay close to home for a while.
580
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:42,105
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.
581
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:45,817
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.
582
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:48,361
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,
583
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,737
like the one I've been accepted to.
584
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,532
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.
585
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:57,704
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.
586
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:01,875
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday."
587
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,963
-That's a terrible impression.
-James, what is wrong with you?
588
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:13,136
We, the people, in order to have a
more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"
589
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:16,556
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!
590
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,477
Mr. Fabulous' lncredible
Performing Canines tonight!
591
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,897
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.
592
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,483
-Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
-Eat it!
593
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,860
Son of a bitch!
594
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,529
Get him! Get him!
595
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,449
-Come here.
-Be careful.
596
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,161
All right! Hey!
597
00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:41,289
Oh, my God!
598
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:44,792
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.
599
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:48,129
That's why Bastille Day
is gonna be a blast for me.
600
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,059
-Park's closed, Em.
-Yeah.
601
00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,770
-Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
-Rich, it's me, James.
602
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:48,398
-Park's closed, James.
-Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?
603
00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,108
Better leave now. The park's closed.
604
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:52,318
-All right, we better leave now.
-Okay. Here we go.
605
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,153
Okay. Thanks, Rich.
606
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,502
I think you're so beautiful.
607
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,921
Oh, fuck.
608
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:20,263
-Hey, kids!
-Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?
609
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,808
-It's my friend James, Dad.
-Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
610
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,438
-Nice to meet you, James.
-You, too.
611
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:31,858
-Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
612
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,862
Well, I'm gonna go do some work
before bed.
613
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:38,823
-Good night.
-Good night.
614
00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:41,451
-Good night.
-Good night, party? pooper.
615
00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:47,999
So, it was a lovely party?
at the Melnicks'.
616
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,376
And, you know,
their daughter Lori is lovely.
617
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:54,047
Now, she said
you two used to be best friends.
618
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:57,216
She used to sleep over
in, like, junior high.
619
00:43:57,551 --> 00:44:01,012
Did you know that she is at law school
at Northwestern?
620
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:06,267
Lori Melnick,
621
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,145
she once violated our cat Gypsy
with a ballpoint pen.
622
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:12,315
All right, Emily!
That's enough, young lady.
623
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,568
See you later.
624
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:17,862
Sy.
625
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:30,083
I can't believe
my dad wants to be with that.
626
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,714
Do you want to hear
something fucked up?
627
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:37,924
What?
628
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,096
When my mom first started getting,
like, really sick,
629
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,766
my dad starts going to temple.
630
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:49,519
He's never been serious about his faith.
631
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:54,899
But he decided to buddy up to God,
632
00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:58,528
like he thought
it was going to help save my mom.
633
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:01,322
And that's where he met Francy.
634
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:07,537
My mom loses her hair in chemo,
635
00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:11,249
and my dad starts fucking
a bald woman.
636
00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,252
It's just weird.
637
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,426
I'll take you home.
638
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:46,784
It's nice when Paulette's got the day off.
639
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:49,328
Put that disco station on.
640
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:56,544
Hey, you know,
I'm a one-man woman, so...
641
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:04,135
-Hey, Bobby. I'm on break.
-All right, let's see how you did.
642
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:12,310
Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?
643
00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,605
Yeah, he's right here.
644
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:16,814
It's your mother.
645
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,359
Sorry.
646
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:26,532
Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light.
It's supposed to be on.
647
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,913
No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?
648
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,873
I'll be right there.
649
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:35,833
I gotta go.
650
00:46:36,418 --> 00:46:39,045
-Jimbo, can I ask you something?
-Yeah.
651
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,799
You got one of those
little baby joints on you?
652
00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:44,467
-I do.
-Let's go.
653
00:46:57,397 --> 00:47:01,859
-Is your mom okay?
-Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.
654
00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:04,654
Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.
655
00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:07,114
Where'd he go?
656
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,116
I don't know. He left a long time ago.
657
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:12,161
-This is cool.
-Yeah, Lou Reed.
658
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:15,081
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Satellite Of Love.
659
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,916
Of course. Right on.
660
00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:24,674
You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story.
He's like a real hero to me.
661
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:31,097
-Hey, man, how's it going with Em?
-I don't know. It's going...
662
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,183
She's...
663
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,604
I think I'm in love with her.
664
00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:55,621
This will just take a second, Jimbo.
Don't finish that joint.
665
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,468
Hey.
666
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,389
I was hanging out
with your boyfriend earlier.
667
00:48:13,473 --> 00:48:15,975
-He's in love with you.
-What?
668
00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:20,646
He said, I quote,
"I think I'm in love with her."
669
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,067
Right.
670
00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,577
Hey, are you going
to Razzmatazz tonight?
671
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:38,164
It's Two-for-Tuesday.
You get two for the price of one.
672
00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:03,773
You have to do something!
You're not doing anything!
673
00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:05,983
I can't take it anymore!
674
00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:08,945
Maybe she needs
to see Dr. Schacter again.
675
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:11,656
You have to do something, okay?
Something has to change.
676
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:15,242
You know she works at that park,
that trashy park, just to embarrass us!
677
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,442
What are you majoring in?
678
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,611
Russian Literature
and Slavic Languages.
679
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:54,991
-Oh, wow, that's really interesting.
-Yeah.
680
00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:57,827
What career track is that?
681
00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:01,163
Cabbie, hot-dog vendor,
marijuana delivery guy.
682
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,165
The world is my oyster.
683
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:07,545
You kids need another round?
684
00:50:07,629 --> 00:50:09,547
-Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
-Actually, we'll take two more.
685
00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:13,259
I'll have two. Joel, you can have one.
686
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,804
-What the hell? Are you gonna stop?
-Two-for-Tuesday.
687
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:22,184
Em, I love this song!
Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.
688
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:26,522
Come on. Come on.
689
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,608
-Come on.
-Okay.
690
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,158
Here, ready? Stay with me.
691
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:45,207
-You like that?
-Yes.
692
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,835
Marcy Feingold, ninth grade,
taught me that one.
693
00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:49,879
-Good one!
-Thanks a lot.
694
00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:53,549
-Nice moves, Brennan.
-Thanks.
695
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:00,306
-Razzmatazz!
-Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.
696
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:05,227
-But we love you more!
-It knows.
697
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:06,437
More.
698
00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:09,815
Oh, my God. You okay?
699
00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:13,694
-Razzmatazz.
-Come on.
700
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,238
All right.
701
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:20,034
-There you go.
-You're so strong-ish.
702
00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,036
I'll take that.
703
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:30,377
I'm so surprised
I'm making out with you.
704
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:31,670
Me, too.
705
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:45,142
Em, I think you're incredible.
706
00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:52,566
Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.
707
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:57,947
I'm not ready for this.
I need to take things slow.
708
00:51:58,031 --> 00:52:00,157
Okay, all right.
709
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,578
I'm sorry.
710
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:19,885
Hey. Let me help you with that.
711
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,263
I got it.
712
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:24,765
That is ugly.
713
00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:27,268
Thanks.
714
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,939
-Hey, so how's your dad?
-He's hanging in there.
715
00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:36,193
-Yeah? Still... Still not working?
-No, no.
716
00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:40,990
The Musik-Express!
717
00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:45,244
-These rides are safe, right?
-Supposedly.
718
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,164
I wouldn't mess around on any of them.
719
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:52,334
Last summer, there was this drunk idiot
goofing around on the Comet Booster,
720
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,336
trying to kick his buddy.
721
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:58,382
They found his Reebok
in the parking lot, with his foot in it.
722
00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:02,553
-Yo, Lisa. We're partners today.
-Great.
723
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:05,681
So it's official.
724
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:07,183
My friend Boomer
hooked me up with a job
725
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,185
at the Mercedes dealership
on Route 30.
726
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:13,105
Yeah, I'm getting a car right away.
Payments deducted from my check.
727
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:18,694
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560,
convertible, in gold, leather interior.
728
00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:20,905
I'm even gonna get
a compact disc player.
729
00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:24,366
-It's gonna be insane.
-To the max.
730
00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:27,703
So, hey, Lis, you wanna
go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?
731
00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:32,958
-My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so...
-That's okay. Take Boomer.
732
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:37,254
And go get the hose.
There's dried puke down there.
733
00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:38,672
You don't like Priest?
734
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:42,051
-I'm busy that night.
-I didn't tell you what night.
735
00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:47,890
James, you and I should go out
some night.
736
00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:51,185
I get it, that's a funny one.
737
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:53,145
Face! Douche.
738
00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:56,232
-Just let me know when.
-Yeah?
739
00:53:57,984 --> 00:53:59,610
Pete, dried puke.
740
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:12,414
I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out
with a nice guy for a change.
741
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,084
Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.
742
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,419
Oh, come on, man!
743
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:21,548
-Want to push a button?
-No, I'm on games only.
744
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:24,009
Okay, yeah, which one? Okay.
745
00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:29,098
-Oh, my gosh!
-Shit! Shit! Shit!
746
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:32,851
Wow! You fucked this up perfectly!
747
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,853
-I know. I work on games, so...
-I'm impressed.
748
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:37,314
I know.
I shouldn't have even been here.
749
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,024
-Shit.
-Hey.
750
00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:40,776
Connell, I need to ask you something.
751
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:41,902
Hand me the crescent wrench,
would you?
752
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,070
Yeah.
753
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:48,534
So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted
to go out with her sometime.
754
00:54:48,618 --> 00:54:51,036
-Lisa P.?
-Yeah. It's insane.
755
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,415
I think she might've just been trying
to piss off Pete O'Malley but...
756
00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:57,835
Can you imagine any universe where
she would get with a guy like me?
757
00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,295
She asked you out?
758
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:02,506
You're a fucking idiot if you don't go.
It's Lisa P.
759
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,633
-Hold this, would you?
-Yeah.
760
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:07,803
That girl's a virgin.
Can you believe that?
761
00:55:07,887 --> 00:55:10,055
In this day and age. You'd think...
762
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:13,976
Well, she's a Catholic girl.
They usually won't let you screw them.
763
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:18,147
-But what they will let you do...
-Yeah, but what about Em?
764
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:23,694
Are you getting all your needs
met by her?
765
00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:28,240
We're taking it slow.
766
00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:32,161
Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing.
767
00:55:33,913 --> 00:55:36,832
Every time you meet a beautiful woman,
768
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:40,836
don't you imagine what she'd look like
underneath you, naked?
769
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,548
-What? No. No.
-Someone like Lisa P.
770
00:55:44,632 --> 00:55:47,384
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like
every cell in your body's on fire, right?
771
00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:50,012
That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah,
I know, I see where you're going.
772
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,765
That's the way we're wired.
It's the way we're wired.
773
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:56,435
It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature.
It's also tragic.
774
00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:03,901
My feelings for Em are vast.
775
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:08,030
James, imagine it. Lisa P.
776
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:15,245
I know. Lisa P. I know.
777
00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:32,679
-Hey.
-Hey.
778
00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,556
I brought you this.
779
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:38,060
It's one of my favorite authors.
Gogol. Russian.
780
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:41,855
He lost his mind,
burned the only copy of his final book,
781
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:44,525
died a week later of self-starvation.
782
00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,568
Well...
783
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:50,823
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
784
00:56:55,495 --> 00:57:00,040
Hey, do you maybe want to go see
a shitty movie or something sometime?
785
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:04,461
Yeah, I just... You know,
I did something kind of stupid.
786
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:08,882
I... I told my brother that we made out.
787
00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,511
-That's bad?
-No, no, no.
788
00:57:14,139 --> 00:57:16,348
But he... He told my parents.
789
00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:21,270
We're Catholic.
790
00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:25,774
Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.
791
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,945
But I'm an atheist.
792
00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:31,905
I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist,
I guess,
793
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:35,159
-or an existential pagan, if you will...
-Yeah, yeah.
794
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:38,370
But my parents are really strict.
795
00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:41,665
I'm sorry.
796
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,879
-It's still a good book.
-Nah, I'm sorry.
797
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,136
-Hey, Joel.
-Hey.
798
00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:57,723
How'd it go with Sue?
799
00:58:00,393 --> 00:58:01,810
Not so good.
800
00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:05,647
Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!
801
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:07,649
Come on, worse things have happened
to the Jews.
802
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:09,067
Fuck that!
803
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:12,696
You know,
you don't deserve to date Joel!
804
00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:14,448
I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!
805
00:58:14,532 --> 00:58:16,450
What do you, like,
hate gay people, too?
806
00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:20,454
Do you support apartheid?
You are not my friend.
807
00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,585
Bam! Child's play.
808
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:32,132
Look, you can't tell anybody,
but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight.
809
00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:33,258
-You're what?
-Yeah.
810
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,678
This morning she asked me
if I wanted to hang out sometime.
811
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:39,848
What happened?
I thought you were crazy about Em.
812
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,141
I am. I am.
813
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,352
But, you know,
I don't know if she necessarily,
814
00:58:43,436 --> 00:58:45,270
like, wants something, you know,
kind of serious.
815
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:49,900
And, Joel, we're men. You know,
we're, like, wired to meet our needs.
816
00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:52,277
I get it, it's a biological imperative.
817
00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:57,032
Frigo, you can't tell anybody,
but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.
818
00:58:57,116 --> 00:59:00,869
What? You know,
I should give you a double-sack-whack
819
00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:04,373
-for telling a lie like that.
-Okay, don't believe me.
820
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,460
-Where are you going?
-The Velvet Touch.
821
00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:14,341
Thanks.
822
00:59:20,139 --> 00:59:21,640
How's the wine?
823
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,146
-It's good!
-Yeah.
824
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:37,364
I just need to tell you something.
825
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:41,368
Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell
a lot of people about tonight?
826
00:59:41,452 --> 00:59:44,580
'Cause I think there's someone
at the park
827
00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:47,916
who may have a little thing for me,
and I don't want her to feel bad.
828
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:51,503
-You mean Em?
-Yeah.
829
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,592
So you like working at the park?
830
00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,094
Yeah, I think it could be
character building.
831
00:59:59,178 --> 01:00:00,971
And, you know,
I've made a lot of friends.
832
01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:03,098
Yeah, you and Connell
seem pretty tight.
833
01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:04,182
Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.
834
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,143
I think he's kind of
like a, you know, poetic soul.
835
01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:09,688
-That guy's got some problems.
-What do you mean?
836
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:15,110
Last summer, he was having this thing
with this girl from the snack bar.
837
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:18,905
He used to take her to his mother's
basement to have sex with her.
838
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:22,284
His mother's basement.
How gross is that?
839
01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,995
But he's married, right?
840
01:00:25,079 --> 01:00:28,457
-Didn't stop him from hitting on me.
-Wow.
841
01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:37,382
-Is that Frigo?
-Yeah, it is Frigo.
842
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:42,512
I wonder what he's doing here.
I should say hi. I've known him since...
843
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,097
Excuse me.
844
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,268
-You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P. !
-What the fuck are you doing here?
845
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:51,772
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought
you were full of shit, but holy shit!
846
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,982
There she is! Think you can get me
naked pictures of her?
847
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,108
Frigo, get the fuck out of here,
848
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:56,526
and you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?
849
01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:59,237
All right, all right, relax, Brennan.
850
01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:01,657
-What's it worth to you?
-You're shaking me down?
851
01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,742
No... Yeah, yeah.
852
01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:07,245
I hate you with such great fervor. I...
853
01:01:09,874 --> 01:01:10,874
Thanks, Brennan.
854
01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:17,339
Sorry about that. What a coincidence.
855
01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:20,801
Frigo was out to rent a video,
saw us through the window, and...
856
01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:22,427
-Wow.
-Yeah.
857
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:25,806
And here we are.
I wonder how the fondue is tonight.
858
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:32,187
I want to visit every continent,
every country, really.
859
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:37,192
Charles Dickens actually wrote
these really interesting travel pieces,
860
01:01:37,276 --> 01:01:38,318
but he visited prisons...
861
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,904
Would you rather have a sailboat
or a speedboat?
862
01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,367
-Gee, I guess...
-I think sailboats are, like,
863
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:48,995
way more cooler, you know,
like more classic.
864
01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:54,501
Though I bet speedboats would be
a lot more fun.
865
01:01:54,585 --> 01:01:56,169
What were you saying?
866
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:59,631
Just babbling.
867
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:06,054
I just need to get normal
before I go inside.
868
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:09,391
Put on some perfume
to cover the smell.
869
01:02:09,475 --> 01:02:12,519
I was going to suggest more perfume.
870
01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:14,146
-Shoot, my brush.
-Yeah. Hold on.
871
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,651
-Jesus, what the hell is this?
-Is that yours?
872
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:24,823
-No. I guess it's my dad's.
-Here, pull over here.
873
01:02:33,332 --> 01:02:35,083
Can you smell the pot?
874
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,841
You smell amazing.
875
01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:47,846
Thanks for tonight. It was fun.
876
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:50,849
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
877
01:03:04,989 --> 01:03:06,239
Fondue.
878
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,666
-Oh, God.
-Tiger.
879
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:18,710
Sorry.
880
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,923
-Another time.
-Yeah.
881
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:38,104
-Good night.
-Good night.
882
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,143
-Hey.
-Hey.
883
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,812
Hey. I missed your call last night.
Sorry about that.
884
01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:21,815
I was out
with some old high-school buddies.
885
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:24,359
-Sounds fun.
-Yeah, it was.
886
01:04:24,443 --> 01:04:26,945
We got caught up reminiscing.
I was out pretty late.
887
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,197
But what were you calling about?
888
01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:35,453
Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was
kind of a jerk the other night.
889
01:04:36,914 --> 01:04:41,626
Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too.
I was drunk.
890
01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:44,004
And I brought you something.
891
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:49,009
-This bag?
-What's inside the bag?
892
01:04:51,762 --> 01:04:54,806
-Is that a couple ofjoints?
-I think so. For pot cookies.
893
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:57,309
-Oh, my. You follow through.
-I do.
894
01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:59,644
Cool. This'll be fun.
895
01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:03,732
-Let's do it.
-Okay. I'm only having half, okay?
896
01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:07,777
Walnuts? You want to see me go
into anaphylactic shock? Fuck.
897
01:05:08,654 --> 01:05:12,240
-Home-made? Yummy.
-Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?
898
01:05:16,203 --> 01:05:17,245
Sorry.
899
01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:01,081
And what a race we have here today,
ladies and gentlemen. Boy!
900
01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:03,500
And nobody is in the lead.
Nobody is in the lead.
901
01:06:03,584 --> 01:06:06,127
In fact, what is so mind-blowing
about this particular race
902
01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:09,714
is how evenly-matched
these particular competitors are.
903
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:13,468
And Yellow is dead last.
l don't think Yellow's moved once.
904
01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:17,472
This is a fall from grace
for the once-great stallion, Yellow.
905
01:06:17,890 --> 01:06:21,351
You know, Yellow has inseminated
over 1 ,000 foals in his lifetime,
906
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:23,603
which might explain
his current exhaustion.
907
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:29,859
And you won, Number 9,
here you go... Here you go, greatjob.
908
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:32,070
Hey, Bobby.
909
01:06:32,571 --> 01:06:34,572
Brennan, what are you doing?
910
01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:38,326
-You been toking up?
-What?
911
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,870
-You been drinking drugs?
-No!
912
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:43,540
Your eyes are red.
Have you been crying?
913
01:06:43,624 --> 01:06:47,293
Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before.
But no, Bobby,
914
01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:50,588
I'm feeling sick because I think I ate
a bad corn dog before, Bobby.
915
01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:51,673
That's why.
916
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:54,175
You know, why don't you go over
to Hats Off To Larry
917
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:56,845
-and collect some balls?
-Okay.
918
01:06:56,929 --> 01:06:59,514
And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.
919
01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:04,185
Hey, you all right?
920
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:06,104
-Yeah, thank you.
-All right.
921
01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:08,023
This is how we met.
922
01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:12,819
And they're off! ln the lead is Green 5.
Green is in the lead.
923
01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:17,407
Green 5, Green 5 in the lead.
And there you are, Green 5!
924
01:07:17,491 --> 01:07:21,244
Green! You really got it going on!
You know exactly what you're doing.
925
01:07:21,328 --> 01:07:24,497
Green! You got it, Green! You won!
926
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,627
Pass that down to her.
Loser, pass that down. Thank you.
927
01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:40,597
-Can I get some balls?
-You're gonna have to get more balls.
928
01:07:40,681 --> 01:07:42,807
The customer's always right.
929
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,644
Here you go.
930
01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:53,068
-I hit that thing dead-on!
-Yet he still retains his chapeau.
931
01:07:54,111 --> 01:07:55,945
Whoa, whoa. Come on.
932
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:57,030
Hey!
933
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:03,828
What the fuck?
It's glued on, the fucking thing.
934
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,039
-It's not worth it.
-We have a winner.
935
01:08:06,123 --> 01:08:07,749
-Nicky.
-Congratulations.
936
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:11,169
The fucking thing is glued on?
His hat is glued on?
937
01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:13,505
-Fuck this, Nicky.
-What is so fucking funny?
938
01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:15,924
-Yeah, what's so fucking funny?
-I don't know.
939
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:18,718
-Oh, my God!
-My God.
940
01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:21,179
-What the fuck?
-Not so funny now, is it?
941
01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:23,598
You can't do shit like that.
Like, what the fuck?
942
01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:25,475
-You punch him in the face?
-Back off, slut!
943
01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:30,105
-Don't fucking touch her, man.
-What are you gonna do, faggot?
944
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,361
Oh, fuck.
945
01:08:36,445 --> 01:08:39,322
-You're fucking dead!
-You jerk!
946
01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:05,348
-The option of the flute?
-Option of the flute...
947
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,560
People are trying to kill me.
948
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,272
Get the fuck out, motherfucker!
949
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:14,732
Move.
950
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:19,362
Get out of my doorway, motherfucker!
Give me a reason!
951
01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:22,782
Just give me a fucking reason!
You don't know what I'm capable of!
952
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:27,495
Come on! Please!
You don't know what I'm capable of!
953
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,796
-Bastard.
-Thanks, Bobby.
954
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,339
-No problem.
-Okay, I'm gonna take the back way.
955
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:39,424
Yeah, yeah, good.
956
01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:42,552
You know what, now that I think of it,
the flute is actually more expensive.
957
01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:45,096
You guys should have seen Brennan
wail on that greaseball, man.
958
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,806
-I can't believe you hit someone.
-Me, either.
959
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,684
How'd you do it?
Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych!
960
01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:52,812
Dude, this guy was huge.
I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit...
961
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:55,398
-And just dropped the guy.
-I can't believe they call that a hit.
962
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:57,734
Then his buddy started chasing him
all around the park,
963
01:09:57,818 --> 01:09:59,235
and then he hid in Bobby's office.
964
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,404
Yeah, see,
that's more like the son of a bitch.
965
01:10:01,488 --> 01:10:04,741
Bobby kicked the door down and
came out all psycho with this bat like...
966
01:10:04,825 --> 01:10:08,203
-And all his buddies just go, "Okay."
-Where's the guy? Was he ever...
967
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:09,454
I don't know.
They left him on the pavement.
968
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:11,748
Then I got his girlfriend's number.
969
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,501
Where are you taking me?
970
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:18,796
You've never been to this place before?
971
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,173
No.
972
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:32,143
I think you might be the coolest
and cutest guy I ever met.
973
01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:33,937
Really?
974
01:10:35,314 --> 01:10:37,774
I mean, I'm really high, but...
975
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,843
I don't want to lose you.
976
01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:34,038
-Forget to refrigerate these?
-Yeah.
977
01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:37,333
When did they get in, yesterday?
978
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,919
-Around what time?
-In the morning.
979
01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:45,550
-They smell weird?
-Yeah.
980
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:48,386
-I think that's normal, though.
-Yeah.
981
01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:51,180
Stuffy, fry these up!
982
01:11:52,057 --> 01:11:55,476
Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you.
Want to pick up some extra shifts?
983
01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:58,313
-Yeah, sure.
-Good. Because Joel quit.
984
01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:00,273
-What?
-He's passed on.
985
01:12:00,357 --> 01:12:04,319
He moved on, honey.
He didn't pass on, he moved on.
986
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,115
I know, I heard you!
987
01:12:15,372 --> 01:12:19,167
-What are you doing here?
-You didn't call me back.
988
01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:22,795
Look, I can't abide the humiliation
of you seeing the inside of my house.
989
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,965
The vile plastic slipcovers,
the art-fair paintings.
990
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:30,178
And it's really messy.
Just go around back. I'll meet you.
991
01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:31,679
Okay.
992
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,684
Hey, Jeffrey!
Turn off the fucking lawnmower.
993
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,397
-Fine.
-I'm trying to have a conversation here.
994
01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,694
-Fuck off, fuck face.
-Nimrod.
995
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:47,820
I hate you, asshole.
996
01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:52,158
-Hey, is it because of Sue?
-What?
997
01:12:52,242 --> 01:12:55,244
Why you quit. Because, Joel,
you're a great guy, you know,
998
01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:56,913
and she doesn't deserve you.
999
01:12:56,997 --> 01:13:00,708
James, look at me.
I'm not a good-looking guy.
1000
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:03,378
And I'm poor.
Girls aren't gonna go near me
1001
01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:06,005
when there's all these
fucking yuppies around.
1002
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,715
That's ridiculous.
Not all women are like that.
1003
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,051
You know, Em isn't like that.
1004
01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:11,511
-Em?
-Yeah.
1005
01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:15,973
You don't even appreciate
what you have.
1006
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:17,892
You're chasing after Lisa P.
1007
01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:22,814
when you have this incredible,
beautiful girl right fucking there.
1008
01:13:25,692 --> 01:13:27,026
Fuck this.
1009
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,875
Don't do that.
1010
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:54,053
-I thought you were off today.
-I need to tell you something.
1011
01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:04,230
Last week I went on a date with Lisa P.
She asked me out.
1012
01:14:04,314 --> 01:14:07,316
It was nothing. We kissed a little bit
at the end of the date,
1013
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:12,363
and I felt her breast a little bit,
but nothing else.
1014
01:14:12,906 --> 01:14:15,032
Right. No intercourse?
1015
01:14:16,034 --> 01:14:17,743
No. No intercourse.
1016
01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:22,623
Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I
never talked about being exclusive.
1017
01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:27,211
I don't want to see her again, okay?
You're the one I...
1018
01:14:29,756 --> 01:14:32,258
Look, we'll both be in New York soon,
and I want to hang out with you.
1019
01:14:32,342 --> 01:14:35,178
I want to get to know you better,
1020
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:38,473
if you want to get to know me better
as well.
1021
01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:40,308
James, you don't owe me anything.
1022
01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:44,020
I know, but I want to owe you things.
1023
01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:49,442
I'm ready to owe you things, okay?
Because I really, really care about you.
1024
01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:54,906
-Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry.
-No, no. I'm not mad at you.
1025
01:14:56,074 --> 01:15:01,579
Thanks for telling me.
That was, like, really sweet.
1026
01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:42,036
-Are you crazy? You can't come here.
-I just can't do this anymore.
1027
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,705
I'm starting to really
fucking hate myself, you know?
1028
01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:48,543
Oh, Christ.
My wife probably heard me come in.
1029
01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:51,045
Just... I gotta...
We'll find someplace to talk.
1030
01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:54,173
I gotta go make an excuse.
Park outside my mom's house, okay?
1031
01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:55,883
-Okay.
-All right.
1032
01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:01,639
Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here!
1033
01:16:03,433 --> 01:16:06,686
Brennan, you gotta hear this.
Tell him. Tell him what you told me.
1034
01:16:06,770 --> 01:16:08,980
I ate too many circus peanuts.
1035
01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:11,941
No, what? No, not that, retard.
The other thing, the thing about Em.
1036
01:16:12,025 --> 01:16:14,652
Frigo, shut up.
Wait, what thing about Em?
1037
01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:17,697
I saw Em and Connell in his car.
1038
01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,199
Right, right.
What were they doing in the car, Rich?
1039
01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:24,203
They were doing push-ups in his car.
They didn't have any pants on.
1040
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,789
No pants.
Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking.
1041
01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:28,499
-James, they were fucking.
-Frigo, Frigo. Shut up.
1042
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:32,920
-When did you see this, Rich?
-Like, a while ago, a while ago.
1043
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:35,006
It was just a couple of weeks ago,
right, Rich?
1044
01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:46,601
-Hello?
-Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?
1045
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:50,521
She said she was with you.
She said she was gonna go meet you.
1046
01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:55,026
Oh, yeah.
I think we got our wires crossed.
1047
01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:57,528
Okay, bye.
1048
01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:03,701
What'd he say?
1049
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,538
Can you get your mother's car?
1050
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,043
All right, I got the keys. Push me out.
1051
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,396
I don't want to drink.
1052
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:40,905
Did you know James went out
with Lisa P. last week?
1053
01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:43,115
-I know.
-You know.
1054
01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:46,327
-You want me to rat out James?
-Right.
1055
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:51,874
-Slow down.
-Shit.
1056
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:52,958
It's Em's car.
1057
01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:55,711
Let's wait here.
1058
01:18:01,259 --> 01:18:03,928
I stole some of my grandma's
cough medicine if you want some.
1059
01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:06,180
-No.
-It's grape.
1060
01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:07,932
-No, please.
-Okay.
1061
01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:11,060
Can you sit down, please,
just for a second?
1062
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:18,693
-Look, you want to end this?
-Yes.
1063
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:24,532
I got a hockey stick in the back,
if you want to smash the windows.
1064
01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:27,368
-Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay?
-All right, okay, Brennan.
1065
01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:29,662
-Just trying to help.
-Oh, shit.
1066
01:18:42,175 --> 01:18:44,093
What are you doing here?
1067
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,804
Are you and Connell, like...
1068
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:53,060
It started in, like...
I didn't even know you when it...
1069
01:18:56,481 --> 01:19:00,234
How did you... What are you...
How did you find me here?
1070
01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:05,281
Lisa P. told me that Connell used to
take some other girl here last summer
1071
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,284
to his mother's basement.
1072
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,952
Right.
1073
01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:16,000
Yeah, I just, like, don't understand
how you could do this.
1074
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:18,085
I came here to...
1075
01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:22,173
I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay?
1076
01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:26,218
I fucked up one time, and I fucking
told you about it, and you...
1077
01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:29,096
You think I'm, like, some fucking
pathetic idiot or something.
1078
01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:32,057
You're not a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.
1079
01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:35,352
Yeah, that's right.
1080
01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:47,782
Shit.
1081
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:06,175
I am the champion.
To the victor go the spoils.
1082
01:20:06,718 --> 01:20:10,221
-Here you go.
-What? What is this?
1083
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:14,642
-Is it a banana?
-It's a banana with eyes.
1084
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:18,395
I'd watch my mouth if I were you,
carnival boy.
1085
01:20:40,418 --> 01:20:41,418
Hey.
1086
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:44,088
What's up?
1087
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:49,927
I mean...
1088
01:20:51,555 --> 01:20:54,348
I actually feel sorry for them, you know.
1089
01:20:55,183 --> 01:20:57,601
Like, sneaking around
and lying to everybody.
1090
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:02,022
It's, like, so pathetic.
He's a married man.
1091
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:04,108
I know. I know.
1092
01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:10,781
Hey, Lisa, you can't, like,
tell anybody about this. Ever.
1093
01:21:11,449 --> 01:21:16,287
Of course, I would never.
1094
01:21:33,513 --> 01:21:34,638
Thanks.
1095
01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,141
Hey, Em, what's up?
1096
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,060
Loving life, you know.
1097
01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,479
Hey, you know I play the drums?
1098
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,691
I did this killer drum solo
at the high-school talent show once.
1099
01:21:45,775 --> 01:21:49,570
I played Limelight by Rush.
One, two, three, four!
1100
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,592
Spin. Good night, Adventureland!
1101
01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:16,388
-What the fuck was that?
-You like musicians, right?
1102
01:22:27,734 --> 01:22:30,152
Hey, honey,
I'm running out of googly eyes.
1103
01:22:30,236 --> 01:22:31,278
Do you have any more over there?
1104
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:35,157
Yeah, me, too, but I found these,
so I've just been sort of...
1105
01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:39,703
-Hey.
-Hey, Em! What's up?
1106
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,375
I quit. See you.
1107
01:22:50,715 --> 01:22:52,967
Tommy, you think there's something
wrong with this car?
1108
01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:54,093
Have your father check it
1109
01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:55,970
because it's making
a funny squeaking sound.
1110
01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:58,389
I don't know what the problem is.
1111
01:23:00,141 --> 01:23:01,141
Shit-head!
1112
01:23:07,857 --> 01:23:10,776
Shake a leg and come aboard
the SS Adventureland.
1113
01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:13,153
I'm not friends with anybody.
How the hell would I know?
1114
01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:16,323
-I don't know.
-No way!
1115
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:19,243
-Em? Em Lewin?
-Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that?
1116
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,996
Em has been sleeping
with Connell all summer.
1117
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:25,416
-I'm telling you, man.
-Connell is a freaking god.
1118
01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:36,969
-Hey, Lisa.
-Hey.
1119
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,639
Hi. Look, I don't know what to say,
1120
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:43,767
but everyone is talking about
Em and Connell.
1121
01:23:45,478 --> 01:23:47,604
Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth.
1122
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:52,109
I'm sorry because I gave you my word.
We were just so wasted that night.
1123
01:23:53,194 --> 01:23:55,946
You know I can't hide nothing
from Kell.
1124
01:23:57,615 --> 01:23:58,741
Are you mad at me?
1125
01:23:58,825 --> 01:24:03,162
Well, yeah.
Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit.
1126
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:07,708
I feel bad for Connell.
I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.
1127
01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:11,295
Guys can't help themselves.
1128
01:24:11,379 --> 01:24:14,173
-But he's the married one.
-Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker.
1129
01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:16,884
-He's cheating on his wife, though.
-I can't believe you're defending her.
1130
01:24:16,968 --> 01:24:20,012
What? Because guys can be shitty
and women can't?
1131
01:24:22,932 --> 01:24:23,891
The Musik-Express!
1132
01:24:23,975 --> 01:24:25,017
Kell.
1133
01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:40,741
It's fun because it's really more like
dancing than exercising, you know?
1134
01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:43,452
I have a blast. I've been trying to
get him to go with me, but he won't go.
1135
01:24:43,536 --> 01:24:45,079
No, you're not doing it right.
1136
01:24:45,163 --> 01:24:46,872
Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees
that high.
1137
01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:48,332
Yeah, I've noticed.
1138
01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:54,713
Emily, you know the Ostrows
and the Waldsteins.
1139
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:57,508
Hi there.
1140
01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:03,972
Can I get anyone a refresher?
1141
01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:10,020
Francy, these pieces, I love them.
So great.
1142
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:13,023
Those there? I love those.
I think they are so fun.
1143
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:17,027
You're so artsy.
I love what you've done with the house.
1144
01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:20,948
-Thank you.
-It's... It's clean.
1145
01:25:21,032 --> 01:25:24,118
I thought the house was a lot nicer
the way my mom used to have it.
1146
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:27,121
It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.
1147
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:35,379
-Is that some kind ofjoke, Emily?
-No, it's not.
1148
01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:40,050
I think you owe me an apology.
Right now.
1149
01:25:40,885 --> 01:25:42,511
I don't owe you shit.
1150
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:45,222
All right, okay. You know what?
Give me the drink.
1151
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:47,307
Look, you weren't invited,
and I don't want you here, okay?
1152
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,852
-Right, I wasn't invited to this party?.
-Yes, you weren't invited,
1153
01:25:49,936 --> 01:25:51,395
and frankly,
I don't like you coming in here
1154
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:52,980
and saying
whatever the hell you want, okay?
1155
01:25:53,064 --> 01:25:56,024
I am sick and tired of your behavior,
you ungrateful little bitch.
1156
01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:58,235
-Give me the drink.
-Okay, Em...
1157
01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:00,696
God damn it!
1158
01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:06,535
Emily! Emily, this has to stop.
You cannot say those things no more.
1159
01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:10,622
I can't say what I'm thinking
and what I'm feeling every fucking day?
1160
01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:15,335
-Sy, for God's sake!
-I can't force her out.
1161
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:18,172
Yeah? Well maybe you can't...
1162
01:26:41,779 --> 01:26:43,780
Hey, can I have another? Thanks.
1163
01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:27,574
Oh, fuck!
1164
01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:44,675
James, get out of the car.
1165
01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:47,511
Now!
1166
01:27:56,312 --> 01:28:00,315
Oh, God. Come with me.
1167
01:28:04,862 --> 01:28:08,532
You care to explain how
Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here?
1168
01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:16,206
Good morning.
1169
01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:20,585
What's this, mister?
1170
01:28:25,508 --> 01:28:27,050
What the hell is wrong with you?
1171
01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:30,470
You know, I think that Adventureland
has made you regress or something.
1172
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,806
You're quitting that job.
1173
01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:37,269
-I never want to go back there again.
-Good. How much have you saved?
1174
01:28:38,187 --> 01:28:42,399
$1 ,322, give or take.
1175
01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:46,028
Well, the front axle is broken,
but that might cover the damage.
1176
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:48,739
And you're gonna have to pay
for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too.
1177
01:28:48,823 --> 01:28:50,824
I need every cent of that for New York.
1178
01:28:50,908 --> 01:28:53,160
Well, I'm sorry, you know,
you should have thought about that
1179
01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:56,371
before you went out
on this little joyride of yours.
1180
01:29:02,962 --> 01:29:05,255
Brennan, I'm back.
1181
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,882
Thank God. How the hell are you?
1182
01:29:06,966 --> 01:29:11,303
Well, Europe changed me.
It was revelatory.
1183
01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:15,557
There I was, going from
one incredible city to the next.
1184
01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:19,061
The ruins, the cathedrals,
the endless art treasures.
1185
01:29:19,145 --> 01:29:20,354
And I realized something.
1186
01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:23,565
Fuck the Old World.
I want the New World.
1187
01:29:23,649 --> 01:29:24,941
-What?
-And l want it now!
1188
01:29:25,026 --> 01:29:28,445
-What do you mean?
-I'm going to Harvard Business.
1189
01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:30,989
You're what? You're applying?
1190
01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:35,786
No, I'm in, actually. You know,
strings were pulled, wheels greased.
1191
01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:38,789
Wait, that's in Boston.
1192
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:42,334
What about New York
and the apartment?
1193
01:29:42,418 --> 01:29:46,880
Yeah. Sorry about that, man.
I can't really help you out there.
1194
01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:56,890
Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth.
These guys.
1195
01:29:56,974 --> 01:29:59,226
-Hey, Bobby, Paulette.
-Hey, Brennan.
1196
01:29:59,310 --> 01:30:00,560
Hey, how are you?
1197
01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:04,731
You know, we're just...
It's the last weekend of the season.
1198
01:30:05,441 --> 01:30:08,527
Just getting ready for winter,
closing up shop.
1199
01:30:08,611 --> 01:30:10,195
We have to turn all these lights off.
1200
01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:11,905
-Your check's in the office.
-Okay.
1201
01:30:11,989 --> 01:30:14,408
We gonna see you next summer?
1202
01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:16,159
Thank you, Bobby, for everything.
Really.
1203
01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,995
-Gonna see you next summer.
-Well, thank you, really.
1204
01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:22,749
We're halfway through our set,
and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed.
1205
01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:23,875
-Oh, my...
-Holy shit!
1206
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:26,253
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking
I'm about to wake up any second.
1207
01:30:26,337 --> 01:30:28,505
And he gets up, gets on stage,
puts on a guitar,
1208
01:30:28,589 --> 01:30:30,674
and we do a whole fucking set
of his songs.
1209
01:30:30,758 --> 01:30:33,677
-We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love.
-Oh, my God.
1210
01:30:33,761 --> 01:30:36,263
-What a pisser.
-We do I'm Waiting For The Man.
1211
01:30:36,347 --> 01:30:39,349
Wait, hold on, one second.
1212
01:30:40,017 --> 01:30:42,853
-Hey, last paycheck?
-Yep.
1213
01:30:44,772 --> 01:30:46,648
So, how's it going?
1214
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,152
-Ronnie found out everything.
-Sorry.
1215
01:30:50,528 --> 01:30:54,239
Yeah, it was bad.
It's blown over now, mostly.
1216
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,119
Hey, do you speak to Em?
1217
01:31:00,496 --> 01:31:02,831
Not since she quit. You?
1218
01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:12,299
You know the song is called
Satellite OfLove, the Lou Reed song.
1219
01:31:12,383 --> 01:31:14,718
You said Shed A Light On Love,
but it's Satellite.
1220
01:31:14,802 --> 01:31:17,095
-Yeah, I know. It's Satellite OfLove.
-Yeah, it's like Skylab.
1221
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:19,848
Yeah, I know, it's...
Yeah, it's called Satellite OfLove.
1222
01:31:19,932 --> 01:31:21,224
Yeah.
1223
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,774
Take care of yourself, Brennan.
1224
01:31:29,859 --> 01:31:31,401
Yeah, you, too.
1225
01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:39,493
-Where were we?
-You were telling us about the...
1226
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:40,744
-Satellite Of Love.
-Yeah. Yeah.
1227
01:31:40,828 --> 01:31:42,662
-That's what we were talking about.
-That's my favorite one!
1228
01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:43,997
Yeah, it's a good tune.
1229
01:31:44,123 --> 01:31:47,959
Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas.
We got the Viet Cong here!
1230
01:31:48,044 --> 01:31:50,545
I need suppressive fire,
but I can handle it.
1231
01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:52,506
I think I got this under control.
1232
01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:56,009
-Your friend Eric boned you, huh?
-Yeah.
1233
01:31:56,093 --> 01:31:58,011
How are you gonna
pull off New York now?
1234
01:31:58,095 --> 01:32:00,597
I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here.
1235
01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:04,976
What's the point of being a writer
or an artist anyway?
1236
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:08,063
Herman Melville wrote
fucking Moby Dick,
1237
01:32:08,147 --> 01:32:10,565
and he was so poor and forgotten
by the time he died
1238
01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:14,402
that in his obituary,
they called him Henry Melville.
1239
01:32:14,487 --> 01:32:15,529
You know? Like, why bother?
1240
01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:17,656
They're just gonna forget
our fucking names anyway.
1241
01:32:17,740 --> 01:32:20,367
Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming!
1242
01:32:20,451 --> 01:32:21,910
I got it!
1243
01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:26,164
I heard Em went back to New York.
1244
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:29,584
I wish it didn't end like that.
I should've...
1245
01:32:29,669 --> 01:32:31,253
I don't know.
1246
01:32:33,714 --> 01:32:34,965
Get behind me. Boom!
1247
01:32:35,049 --> 01:32:38,552
I got two! There's one! There's two!
What's that?
1248
01:32:38,636 --> 01:32:42,097
Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom!
1249
01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:57,904
Your Herman Melville story,
that's bullshit.
1250
01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,365
It's true. They called him Henry.
1251
01:33:00,449 --> 01:33:04,160
No, I mean he wrote
a 700-page allegorical novel
1252
01:33:04,245 --> 01:33:06,913
about the whaling industry.
I think he was...
1253
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:10,166
I think he was
a pretty passionate guy, Joel.
1254
01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:12,544
I hope they call me Henry
when I die, too.
1255
01:33:12,628 --> 01:33:14,629
Yeah? One can only hope.
1256
01:33:20,511 --> 01:33:23,763
Brennan, don't get all drunk
and fall asleep.
1257
01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:27,142
-Why?
-Because I'll jack off on your face.
1258
01:33:27,226 --> 01:33:31,438
-Okay, I'm gonna go.
-What?
1259
01:33:31,522 --> 01:33:33,690
I'll see you around, Frigo.
1260
01:33:35,067 --> 01:33:36,484
All right.
1261
01:33:38,154 --> 01:33:40,822
Good luck with him. Even.
1262
01:33:42,742 --> 01:33:44,034
Good one!
1263
01:33:45,995 --> 01:33:48,663
That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.
1264
01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:52,292
That must have hurt.
1265
01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:31,349
Hi. I just got off the bus.
I'm a New Yorker now.
1266
01:35:31,851 --> 01:35:34,436
I guess I should
probably buy an umbrella.
1267
01:35:35,521 --> 01:35:38,732
I don't think I can see you.
1268
01:35:39,442 --> 01:35:40,525
What?
1269
01:35:42,236 --> 01:35:45,697
This summer was rough.
1270
01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:52,537
I did things that I really, really regret.
1271
01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:55,540
Yeah, me, too.
1272
01:35:56,584 --> 01:35:59,836
I'm sorry I told Lisa P.
about you and Connell.
1273
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:04,966
She, you know,
told the rest of the world, but...
1274
01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:08,803
I'm not gonna lie.
I was really angry at you,
1275
01:36:08,888 --> 01:36:11,473
but you didn't deserve that.
1276
01:36:12,391 --> 01:36:14,350
You know, James,
1277
01:36:15,478 --> 01:36:19,647
I am so sorry for fucking this up.
1278
01:36:20,399 --> 01:36:24,527
You know, you were the only good
thing that happened this summer.
1279
01:36:27,907 --> 01:36:29,240
Wait, Em.
1280
01:36:32,703 --> 01:36:37,207
I think I maybe see you
a little differently than you see yourself.
1281
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:40,460
Yes, I see the person who fucked up,
but I also see the person
1282
01:36:40,544 --> 01:36:43,797
who saved me from being knifed
over a giant-ass panda,
1283
01:36:43,881 --> 01:36:47,967
who introduced me
to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies,
1284
01:36:48,052 --> 01:36:52,555
and who stood up for Joel, and
who doesn't make apologies for herself.
1285
01:36:55,017 --> 01:36:59,771
Look, my theory is you can't just avoid
everybody you screw up with.
1286
01:36:59,855 --> 01:37:03,191
And you should trust me.
I'm a New Yorker.
1287
01:37:09,865 --> 01:37:11,449
-You are soaking wet.
-Yeah.
1288
01:37:11,534 --> 01:37:12,700
Do you have anything else
you can wear?
1289
01:37:12,785 --> 01:37:14,661
I'll check.
1290
01:37:14,745 --> 01:37:17,163
-Do you want some tea?
-Yeah.
1291
01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:23,294
No, everything in here is soaking wet.
1292
01:37:25,714 --> 01:37:27,257
-Here.
-Thanks.
1293
01:37:30,719 --> 01:37:32,637
So you're going to Columbia?
1294
01:37:32,721 --> 01:37:35,431
No. No. Maybe next year. No.
1295
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:37,225
Why?
1296
01:37:37,309 --> 01:37:42,021
I wrecked my dad's car,
and I lost all my carny money.
1297
01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,440
So what's the plan?
1298
01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:49,028
I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week.
I'm gonna look for a shitty job and...
1299
01:37:50,281 --> 01:37:51,739
I don't know.
1300
01:37:54,368 --> 01:37:56,369
Here. Give me your shirt.
1301
01:38:01,584 --> 01:38:04,127
-I'll get you another shirt.
-Thanks.
1302
01:38:06,338 --> 01:38:07,589
Hey, Em.
1303
01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:13,845
I really missed you.
1304
01:38:21,770 --> 01:38:23,646
You wanna wear this?
1305
01:38:24,648 --> 01:38:28,818
I... No. No.
I never wanna see that again.
1306
01:38:30,112 --> 01:38:33,656
Why do you have that?
Why do you have that stupid shirt?
1307
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:42,165
Is it okay that I did that?
1308
01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:44,417
Yeah.
1309
01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:23,748
-Are we doing this?
-I think so.
1310
01:39:23,832 --> 01:39:26,209
Okay, we are? Okay.
1311
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,005
Okay.
1312
01:43:31,580 --> 01:43:32,580
Do you like adventure?
1313
01:43:34,666 --> 01:43:35,875
-Adventureland totally rocks.
-Adventureland totally rocks.
1314
01:43:37,794 --> 01:43:42,632
It's perfect for me, my wife, my family.
It's great here. This is wonderful.
1315
01:43:43,634 --> 01:43:44,967
Adventureland is top shelf.
1316
01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:46,302
Adventureland.
1317
01:43:53,268 --> 01:43:54,810
It's a funtastic time.
1318
01:43:56,396 --> 01:43:57,730
Adventureland!
1319
01:43:57,814 --> 01:43:59,315
In Pittsburgh, PA.
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