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- ¶ BACK IN THE DAY,
WELL, THEY ALL USED TO SAY ¶
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¶ THAT KING ARTHUR
REALLY HAD IT MADE ¶
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¶ THERE WERE DRAGONS TO SLAY ¶
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¶ A PRINCESS TO SAVE ¶
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¶ AND NO SUCH THING
AS GETTING GOOD GRADES ¶
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¶ NO BULLIES TO BATTLE,
NO PRINCIPALS RATTLING OFF ¶
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¶ EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER
DONE WRONG ¶
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¶ JUST CASTLES AND KNIGHTS ¶
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¶ WHO WERE UP FOR THE FIGHT ¶
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¶ WHEN SOME EVIL DRAGON
CAME ALONG ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
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¶ THOSE DAYS ARE GONE ¶
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¶ THERE'S NO SWORDS
TO BE DRAWN ¶
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¶ IT'S AN ORDINARY
EVERYDAY BORE ¶
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¶ BUT IF DRAGONS WERE BACK
I'LL BE FIRST TO ATTACK ¶
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¶ BETWEEN HOMEWORK,
SCHOOL, AND CHORES ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
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¶ ON A ROLL WITH A TROLL ¶
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¶ ON A QUEST WE WILL GO ¶
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¶ FIGHTING A WAR
IN THE HALLWAYS AND SEWERS ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
SAVING THE DAY ¶
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¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
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¶ 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGON,
A TEENAGE DRAGON ¶
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¶ A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
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- I'M ARTHUR,
AND I SLAY DRAGONS.
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THAT'S TIM.
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- YOU IDIOT.
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- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
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THAT'S NATALIE.
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- OH!
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YOU DWEEBS.
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- SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT ME.
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WE'RE THE KNIGHTS
OF THE SQUARE TABLE.
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WE WENT LOOKING
FOR A MONSTER...
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- [screaming]
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- AND, BOY,
DID WE FIND ONE.
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both:
SHH.
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- WHAT IS THAT?
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GET ME OUT OF HERE.
GET ME OUT.
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- QUIET, QUIET.
- SHH.
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[pounding on door]
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- WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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I THINK I'M GETTING AHEAD
OF MYSELF.
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LET ME TELL YOU
HOW THIS WHOLE THING STARTED.
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I THINK SOMETHING'S OUT THERE.
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- IT'S PROBABLY JUST BULLIES.
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- WE SHOULD LEAVE
BEFORE WE GET WEDGIED.
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I THINK I HEAR
MY MOTHER CALLING ME.
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- UH, I THINK
SHE'S CALLING ME TOO.
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[growling noise]
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- COME ON, PUNK.
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THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY,
DIDN'T YOU?
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- METZ.
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- IF IT ISN'T QUEEN ARTHUR.
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GRENDEL, DOWN.
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THIS ONE
MIGHT GIVE YOU RABIES.
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OH, A GIFT.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.
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- THEY'RE MINE.
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- DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO,
NUMBNUTS.
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- THAT'S ELIXIR, SIR.
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IT'S A COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME,
FANTASY-BASED,
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PLAYED BY MATHLETES, MISFITS,
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AND THOSE PICKED LAST
FOR KICKBALL.
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- "DARKSMOKE:
EVIL DRAGON LORD,
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ARCHENEMA OF TOBAR
THE GOLDEN DRAGON."
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- I THINK THAT'S "ENEMY."
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- I CAN READ, MORON.
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- DARKSMOKE'S BAD.
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- THAT CARD'S RARE.
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IT'S WORTH 10 BUCKS.
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- 10 BUCKS, EH?
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BET IT'D LOOK MIGHTY FINE
IN THE SPOKES OF MY BIKE.
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00:04:23,929 --> 00:04:26,197
- WHOA.
- WHOA.
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- YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES,
QUEEN ARTHUR?
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WELL, I GOT
A GAME FOR YOU.
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IT'S CALLED "PIÑATA BOY."
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[screaming]
90
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AH, I'M BLIND.
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I'VE BEEN SLIMED.
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GET HIM.
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I'M BLIND.
[screaming]
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- BACK HERE.
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- GET HIM.
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- YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?
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- I'M GONNA GET THAT KID.
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- WHY'D YOU PULL ME BACK?
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- DO YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT,
100
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OR DO YOU WANT ME
TO GET BELLIGERENT?
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- NEITHER.
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GOOD SHOOTIN', TEX.
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- THANKS.
- LET'S GO.
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- [grumbling]
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[whistle blows]
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- A WHISTLE, REALLY?
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[whistle blows]
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- I HAVE WORKED AT THIS JOB
LONG ENOUGH
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TO BE ABLE TO SPOT L.O.D.
WHEN I SEE IT.
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A LOD.
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- L.O.D.:
LACK OF DISCIPLINE.
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SINGLE MOM
WORKING LATE NIGHTS,
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EVEN LATER NIGHTS
WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
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[scoffs]
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SO SAD.
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WHAT WITH OUR CUSTODY HEARING
COMING UP,
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I WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD
CARE A LITTLE MORE
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ABOUT PUBLIC PERCEPTION.
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- HOW DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY CUSTODY HEARING?
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- DAD?
- LAURA.
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- MRS. METZ.
- LAURA.
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- MOM.
- ARTHUR.
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- METZ.
- ART.
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- ANNIE.
- ART.
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- ARTHUR.
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- WELL,
NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,
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WHO SHALL TAKE THE CHILD?
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- LAURA, DO YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'RE FIT TO BE A GOOD MOTHER?
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- WELL, SEE,
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, ART,
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WHEN PEOPLE DON'T TIVO OPRAH
OR DR. PHIL
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OR DR. LAURA SCHLESSIN--
SCHLESS--
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DR. LAURA.
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- LAURA, YOU'RE NOT FIT
TO BE HIS MOTHER.
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YOU DON'T TIVO ANYTHING.
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- WHAT? TIVO?
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WHAT UNIVERSE
IS SHE A FIT MOTHER?
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- ALL RIGHT, LAURA,
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHECK
YOUR TONE-AGE WITH ME, OKAY?
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BECAUSE I AM
THE SECOND ASSISTANT
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OF THE SERGEANT BATTALION,
SWING SHIFT,
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AND IN ADDITION
TO HELPING THE PUBLIC,
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I HAPPEN TO HAVE VERY STRONG
MOTHERING INSTINCTS.
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I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO RAISE
WILD RABBITS
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AND PUPPIES,
REMEMBER?
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- THE PUPPIES.
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- PUPPIES, LOTS OF PUPPIES
AND SOME STRAY FELINES
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AND A CAT, EVEN.
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT, ARTHUR?
SHE'S RAISED A CAT.
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MAYBE SHE'LL TEACH YOU
HOW TO PEE IN A BOX.
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- YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
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YOU'RE TALKING
TO AN AUTHORITARIAN.
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- [tutting]
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ARTHUR,
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WHO DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH?
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- ME?
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- OKAY, THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.
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- MRS. LYLE,
CAN YOU HONESTLY CLAIM
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TO PROVIDE A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT
FOR YOUR SON?
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I MEAN,
THE BOY IS CLEARLY MISGUIDED.
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HE HAS YET TO OFFER AN APOLOGY
TO MY LITTLE LARRY.
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- APOLOGIZE?
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OKAY, MRS. METZ,
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YOUR MOST ROYAL
EXALTED HIGHNESS,
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I APOLOGIZE.
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I APOLOGIZE
THAT SOMEONE SAW FIT
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TO PUT YOU
INTO A POSITION OF AUTHORITY
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WHEN YOUR OWN SON
OBVIOUSLY HAS AN L.O.D. PROBLEM,
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AND I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE
THAT MY ARTHUR
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DIDN'T CAUSE MORE HARM
TO YOUR LITTLE TYRANT
170
00:08:03,948 --> 00:08:06,818
THAN TO HURT
HIS OVERPRICED DESIGNER CLOTHES,
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00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,803
AND IF HE EVER BULLIES
MY SON AGAIN,
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I SWEAR I WILL SHOW HIM
NO LACK OF DISCIPLINE.
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- [shrieks]
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- AND YOU WERE WRONG
ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND THING.
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[whistle blows]
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LET'S GO.
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YOU OWE ME.
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- FOR WHAT?
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- THREE DAYS' VACATION.
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- IT'S CALLED A SUSPENSION.
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- IT'S ONLY CALLED A SUSPENSION
IF YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
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LOOK, DON'T WORRY, KIDDO.
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I WILL HANDLE IT.
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
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- AH...
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BREAK OUT YOUR POCKET PROTECTOR,
BECAUSE I GOT YOU TICKETS
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TO THE BIGGEST ELIXIR QUEST
CONVENTION IN THE WORLD.
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- NO WAY.
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- YEAH.
190
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- TIM'S GONNA PEE HIS PANTS.
191
00:08:51,162 --> 00:08:52,896
SHANE BARKER'S GONNA BE THERE.
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- WHO?
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- HE'S THE ELIXIR QUEST
GAME DESIGNER.
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HE'S UNVEILING
A NEW EXPANSION DECK.
195
00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,904
- OH, IS HE CUTE?
196
00:08:59,905 --> 00:09:02,406
- PERMISSION TO BARF.
197
00:09:02,407 --> 00:09:03,574
- DENIED, SOLDIER.
198
00:09:03,575 --> 00:09:05,809
I JUST GOT THE OLD SHOE SMELL
OUT OF THIS CAR.
199
00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:09,313
I AM NOT IN THE MARKET
FOR A NEW ODOR.
200
00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:12,800
LOOK, HONEY,
THERE'S SOME SMALL PRINT.
201
00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:14,168
OH, HERE IT COMES.
202
00:09:14,169 --> 00:09:16,353
- NO SEWERS.
203
00:09:16,354 --> 00:09:17,572
- BUT, MOM--
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00:09:17,573 --> 00:09:18,539
- THEY'RE DISGUSTING.
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00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,341
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED
A SEWER.
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00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,509
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE
WITH THE ALLIGATOR?
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00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,112
ARRRGH.
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00:09:27,516 --> 00:09:30,667
YEAH, WELL, LOOK,
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00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,236
THERE'S SOME HOT POCKETS
IN THE FREEZER,
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00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:35,006
AND IF YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY,
WE'VE GOT FIG NEWTONS.
211
00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,006
- MMM.
212
00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,041
[laughs]
213
00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,976
- GIVE ME A KISS.
- WHAT?
214
00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:42,045
- HURRY UP.
I'M LATE FOR WORK.
215
00:09:42,046 --> 00:09:44,181
- BYE, MOM.
- NO SEWER.
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00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:46,033
- SO THE TUNNEL
HAS THREE CORRIDORS:
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00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:49,220
HERE, HERE, AND HERE.
218
00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:50,388
WE'LL SPLIT UP.
219
00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,923
- CAN I GO WITH YOU?
220
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,424
- YEAH,
EXCEPT THAT WOULD KIND OF RUIN
221
00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,159
THE WHOLE SPLITTING UP THING.
222
00:09:56,478 --> 00:09:57,778
WE EACH TAKE A WING.
223
00:09:57,779 --> 00:09:59,246
WHEN WE HEAR IT,
224
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WE CLOSE IN
AND TRAP THE MONSTER BETWEEN US.
225
00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:04,184
- WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MOVE
TOWARD THE MONSTER?
226
00:10:04,185 --> 00:10:06,453
WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN MY PLAN.
227
00:10:06,454 --> 00:10:08,022
- WE'RE THE KNIGHTS
OF THE SQUARE TABLE.
228
00:10:08,023 --> 00:10:09,991
WE CAN'T PASS UP A CHANCE
TO SEE A MONSTER.
229
00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:11,125
- LET'S GET ON WITH THIS.
230
00:10:11,126 --> 00:10:12,393
I'M ROGUE.
231
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,596
MY PARENTS THINK I AM
SELLING COOKIES TILL 8:00.
232
00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:22,653
- KEEP THESE WALKIES ON,
CONSTANT CONTACT,
233
00:10:22,654 --> 00:10:23,854
AND NO NAPPING.
234
00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:31,896
WE MIGHT BE DEALING
WITH A MAN-EATER.
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- GO.
- YOU GO.
236
00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,093
- I'LL GO.
237
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,527
- GO.
238
00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:04,528
- I'M GOING.
- OKAY.
239
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:06,364
both:
TIM, ARE YOU GONNA GO?
240
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,299
- YEAH...
241
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,249
PEE-PEE.
242
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,468
both:
JUST GO.
243
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,535
- YOU--YOU GO.
244
00:11:11,536 --> 00:11:13,737
- I'M GOING.
- I'M GOING TOO.
245
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,574
- [sighs]
246
00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:37,278
I'VE GOT TO GET HOME.
247
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,996
I'M BEHIND
ON MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT,
248
00:11:38,997 --> 00:11:41,615
AND I'VE GOT A BOOK REPORT
DUE TOMORROW, AND THIS--
249
00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:43,317
- WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
250
00:11:43,318 --> 00:11:44,535
WHAT'S THE BOOK?
251
00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:46,537
- UM...
252
00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,256
OH, WATERSHIP DOWN.
253
00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:49,457
- AND HOW FAR DID YOU GET?
254
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,375
- THERE'S A RABBIT
ON THE COVER.
255
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:53,327
- I READ THAT BOOK LAST YEAR.
256
00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:55,129
- YEAH?
257
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,765
- YEAH,
IT'S ABOUT THESE RABBITS.
258
00:11:57,766 --> 00:11:58,832
THEY LIVE IN A HOTEL.
259
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,902
- YOU MEAN IT?
260
00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,770
- YEAH, AND THEY'RE TWINS.
261
00:12:02,771 --> 00:12:05,039
THEIR NAMES ARE ZACK AND CODY.
262
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:09,410
[upbeat electronic music]
263
00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:15,750
¶ ¶
264
00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:17,952
- NATALIE?
265
00:12:17,953 --> 00:12:20,788
NATALIE, ARE YOU THERE?
266
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:22,156
NATALIE.
267
00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:23,490
- WHERE IS SHE?
268
00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:25,409
- I--I DON'T KNOW.
269
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,177
- WHAT IF THAT THING GOT HER?
270
00:12:27,178 --> 00:12:28,896
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
THAT THERE IS A THING.
271
00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:31,549
- WE WILL IF IT ATE NATALIE.
272
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,470
- JUST STICK WITH THE PLAN
AND MEET AT THE INTERSECTION.
273
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:39,506
- HOW ABOUT PLAN "B":
RUN, ESCAPE, LIVE?
274
00:12:39,507 --> 00:12:41,108
- INTERSECTION...NOW.
275
00:12:41,109 --> 00:12:43,044
START WALKING.
276
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,413
- I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS.
I HATE THIS.
277
00:12:46,414 --> 00:12:48,900
I HATE THIS.
278
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:56,256
¶ ¶
279
00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:58,709
- IT'S...NO, NO.
280
00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:01,128
ARTHUR, BIG PROBLEM,
BIG PROBLEM.
281
00:13:01,129 --> 00:13:04,481
ARTHUR,
MY LIGHT WENT OUT.
282
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:09,553
OH, IT'S DARK, ARTHUR,
AND I'M BUMPING INTO WALLS,
283
00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:11,972
AND...
284
00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:14,775
OH, THERE'S STUFF
ON THESE WALLS, SLIMY STUFF.
285
00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:17,645
WHAT IF IT'S THE MONSTER?
286
00:13:17,646 --> 00:13:18,912
- IT'S COOL.
287
00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,714
YOU KNOW THIS PLACE
LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND.
288
00:13:20,715 --> 00:13:21,815
- THAT WOULD BE FINE
289
00:13:21,816 --> 00:13:23,984
IF I COULD SEE
THE BACK OF MY HAND.
290
00:13:23,985 --> 00:13:26,620
- JUST KEEP WALKING
STRAIGHT AHEAD,
291
00:13:26,621 --> 00:13:28,939
AND EVENTUALLY,
YOU'LL SEE MY LIGHT,
292
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,125
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE...
293
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:33,577
OH, NO.
294
00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:35,579
- ARTHUR, IS THAT...
295
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,081
- YOU HEAR IT?
296
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,082
- WHAT IS IT?
297
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,951
- RADIO SILENCE.
298
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,786
- WHY WOULD WE WANT
TO DO THAT?
299
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,237
- BECAUSE IT MIGHT HEAR US.
300
00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:44,805
- I'M TAKING EVASIVE ACTION.
301
00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:46,207
- NEGATIVE.
HOLD YOUR GROUND.
302
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,491
THAT'S AN ORDER.
303
00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:48,843
- CONSIDER THIS A RESIGNATION
304
00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:50,795
FROM THE KNIGHTS
OF THE SQUARE TABLE.
305
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,313
- TIM. TIM!
306
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,335
TIM?
307
00:14:00,355 --> 00:14:01,739
NATALIE.
308
00:14:04,742 --> 00:14:12,783
¶ ¶
309
00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:16,153
- OH, AH.
310
00:14:16,154 --> 00:14:17,521
- HEY, WHERE WERE YOU?
311
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:18,522
I KEPT CALLING.
312
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:21,225
- I LOST MY WALKIE.
313
00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:22,476
DID YOU FIND NATALIE?
314
00:14:22,477 --> 00:14:24,561
- NOPE, NATALIE FOUND YOU.
315
00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:26,663
WHOSE TUNES?
316
00:14:26,664 --> 00:14:28,599
- UNSOLVED MYSTERY.
317
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:36,357
[growling noise]
318
00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,575
- WHAT?
- SHH.
319
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,776
- YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
320
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,610
- SHH, SHH, SHH!
321
00:14:40,611 --> 00:14:44,114
- WHAT, IS "SHH" MY NAME NOW?
322
00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:48,219
[footsteps tapping
and chain rattling]
323
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,588
- RUN.
- RUN.
324
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,974
- RUN.
- [screams]
325
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,992
[screaming]
COME ON.
326
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:58,729
[all screaming]
327
00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:01,548
- COME.
328
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:03,651
- I CAN'T SEE.
- WAIT. WAIT. SLOW DOWN.
329
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,652
SLOW DOWN.
330
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,954
- COME ON,
WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING.
331
00:15:06,955 --> 00:15:09,240
THAT THING MIGHT BE LOOKING
FOR ITS RADIO.
332
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,542
NICE.
333
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,929
- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS,
A WEREWOLF, A VAMPIRE,
334
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,730
MAYBE--MAYBE A MINOTAUR?
335
00:15:16,731 --> 00:15:18,065
- THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS MINOTAURS.
336
00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:19,583
THEY'RE MYTHOLOGICAL.
337
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:20,968
- MY MYTH-STAKE.
338
00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:22,836
- MAYBE IT'S, LIKE,
ONE OF THOSE STORIES
339
00:15:22,837 --> 00:15:25,473
WHERE AN ABANDONED CHILD IS
RAISED BY WOLVES OR SOMETHING.
340
00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:26,456
- REALITY CHECK.
341
00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:27,892
THOSE ARE NOT
HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS.
342
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,727
THOSE ARE DISNEY MOVIES.
343
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:30,994
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS,
344
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:33,681
BUT I DO KNOW WHAT WE WERE:
DINNER.
345
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:37,485
- I'M NOT SO SURE
IT'S OUT TO HURT US.
346
00:15:37,486 --> 00:15:40,321
- YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE.
347
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:41,755
PROMISE ME.
348
00:15:41,756 --> 00:15:43,240
- UH, I'M NOT.
349
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:44,525
- PROMISE ME, ARTHUR LYLE,
350
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,593
OR I WILL NEVER
SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN
351
00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:49,497
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
352
00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:52,149
- I PROMISE.
353
00:16:12,286 --> 00:16:15,306
- YOU SMELL LIKE SOMETHING FROM
THE BACK OF THE REFRIGERATOR.
354
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,257
- I FELL IN A PUDDLE.
355
00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:19,927
- MM-HMM,
AND SO DID YOUR COMPUTER,
356
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:24,014
YOUR ELIXIR CARDS, AND TV:
TWO WEEKS.
357
00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:27,084
- SOUNDS FAIR.
358
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:29,052
- GOOD NIGHT.
359
00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:37,560
[birds chirping]
360
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,746
- YOU GOT THE STUFF?
361
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,849
- TAKEN RIGHT FROM
MY BROTHER'S CD PLAYER.
362
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,551
I HAD TO SNEAK
INTO MY BROTHER'S ROOM.
363
00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:46,002
YOU KNOW HOW PSYCHOTIC HE IS.
364
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:49,673
I DESERVE HAZARD PAY.
365
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:53,177
- FAIR ENOUGH.
366
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:57,013
THE RAREST
AND MOST POWERFUL CARD
367
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,516
IN THE ELIXIR QUEST ARSENAL.
368
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:04,004
IT WAS DISCONTINUED
BECAUSE OF GAME BALANCE REASONS.
369
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:07,057
- I CAN ALMOST FEEL THE POWER.
370
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:08,859
- USE IT WISELY, MY FRIEND,
371
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:12,163
BECAUSE WITH GREAT POWER
COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.
372
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:17,451
OH, AND IF I DON'T COME BACK,
YOU GET MY COMIC BOOKS.
373
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:20,287
[light guitar music]
374
00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:28,245
¶ ¶
375
00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:35,686
- ¶ NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT TOMORROW'S GONNA BRING ¶
376
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,589
¶ IT MAY LEAVE YOU
WITH NOTHING ¶
377
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:42,826
¶ AND IT MAY LEAVE YOU
EVERYTHING ¶
378
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,644
- NERD ALERT.
NERD ALERT.
379
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:47,781
GEEKS HEADING EASTBOUND
ON BIKES.
380
00:17:47,782 --> 00:17:49,116
- GET THE BIKES.
381
00:17:49,117 --> 00:17:51,618
WE GOT WEDGIES TO GIVE.
382
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,775
- ¶ AND SOME ARE SCARED
OF DYING ¶
383
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:01,779
¶ AND MORE AFRAID
TO BE ALIVE ¶
384
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,981
¶ AND SOME ARE SCARED
OF LIVING ¶
385
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:08,218
¶ WITHOUT SOMEBODY
BY THEIR SIDE ¶
386
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,921
¶ YOU WON'T CONTROL
YOUR FUTURE ¶
387
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:14,091
¶ ASK ANYONE
WHO'S EVER TRIED ¶
388
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:19,830
¶ AND YOU MAY NOT GET
WHERE YOU'RE GOING ¶
389
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:23,901
¶ SO ENJOY THE RIDE ¶
390
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:31,625
¶ ¶
391
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,835
[upbeat music]
392
00:18:41,836 --> 00:18:49,793
¶ ¶
393
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,262
- ¶ YOU DON'T KNOW ME ¶
394
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,797
¶ I DON'T KNOW YOU ¶
395
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,300
¶ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU DO ¶
396
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,018
¶ YOU DON'T KNOW ME ¶
397
00:18:58,019 --> 00:18:59,687
¶ I DON'T KNOW YOU ¶
398
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:02,906
¶ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU DO ¶
399
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,324
- ¶ EVERY DAY I WAKE UP
IN THE FLESH ¶
400
00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:05,909
¶ EVERY TIME I TRY
TO HOLD MY BREATH ¶
401
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,144
¶ EVERY TIME I'M TOLD
TO FORGET IT ¶
402
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,678
¶ 'CAUSE EVERY TIME
I GET COMMITTED ¶
403
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,497
¶ YOU DON'T GET IT,
GOT IT ALL WRONG, SEE ¶
404
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:11,999
¶ EVERYBODY DIES HERE BUT ME ¶
405
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,318
- ¶ I WILL MAKE YOU SIT BACK ¶
406
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,238
[boom box playing various songs]
407
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:25,145
¶ ¶
408
00:19:48,335 --> 00:19:50,804
- [whistles]
409
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:55,258
LOOK AT THIS SPOT, GUYS.
410
00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:56,260
- OVER HERE.
411
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,711
- COME ON, GUYS.
- PERFECT.
412
00:19:57,712 --> 00:19:59,412
- THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA SEE
WHAT'S COMING.
413
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,449
ALPHA WEAPON.
414
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,868
GREAT JOB.
415
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:08,438
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
FIRE IN THE HOLE.
416
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:09,889
- OH, HERE IT GOES.
417
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,642
[firecracker booming]
418
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,393
- HE'S SCARED.
419
00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:14,728
COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S LIGHT MORE.
420
00:20:14,729 --> 00:20:16,997
[laughs]
LOOK AT HIM.
421
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:21,268
[firecrackers whistling
and booming]
422
00:20:21,269 --> 00:20:25,940
[laughter]
423
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:26,873
- CHECK THIS OUT.
- MAN.
424
00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:28,175
- THAT'S AN M-80.
425
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:29,242
IT COULD KILL HIM.
426
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:32,546
- OH,
STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS.
427
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:35,666
- OKAY, BACK UP.
BACK UP.
428
00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:41,688
- [groans]
429
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,172
[grunts]
WHOA.
430
00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,792
[coughs]
431
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:54,468
[coughs]
432
00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:55,536
- [sighs]
433
00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:56,637
- YOU HEAR ANYTHING?
434
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,310
- METZ.
- WHAT?
435
00:21:03,311 --> 00:21:05,412
- [grunts]
436
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,565
- WHAT IS IT?
437
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,653
- WHAT HAPPENED?
438
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:14,371
WHERE'D HE GO?
439
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:16,823
- HE'S GONE.
- I SWEAR I SAW SOMETHING.
440
00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:18,708
- YOU'RE CRAZY.
- THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
441
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,195
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
442
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,163
- SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I SWEAR.
443
00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:24,331
- MM-HMM.
444
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:28,869
- [sneezes]
445
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,756
[coughing]
446
00:21:32,757 --> 00:21:34,792
[blubbering]
447
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,811
[mumbles]
448
00:21:37,812 --> 00:21:39,563
- WHOA.
449
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,215
WHOA-HO-HO.
450
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,968
OH, OH, I--YOU--
YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME.
451
00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:48,138
I MEAN, I'LL GIVE YOU DIARRHEA
OR SOMETHING.
452
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:48,906
NO, NO, PLEASE, DON'T.
453
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,025
PLEASE, NO, NO.
454
00:21:51,026 --> 00:21:54,043
[upbeat rap music]
455
00:21:54,044 --> 00:22:01,985
¶ ¶
456
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:24,858
¶ ¶
457
00:22:31,032 --> 00:22:33,200
I'LL NEVER WATCH MTV AGAIN.
458
00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:41,725
THANK YOU.
459
00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:48,965
MY NAME'S ARTHUR.
460
00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:49,999
- ARTHUR.
461
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,169
- YEAH.
462
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,604
- BART.
463
00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:55,923
- YOUR NAME'S BART.
464
00:22:55,924 --> 00:22:58,692
BART, THAT'S...
THAT'S A NICE NAME.
465
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,302
HEY, BART, SAY CHEESE.
466
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,554
- CHEEEEEESE.
467
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,689
- I'M--I'M SORRY.
468
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:14,708
- DON'T! BAD!
469
00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:16,326
- COME ON, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
470
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,294
IT'S JUST A LITTLE PICTURE.
471
00:23:18,295 --> 00:23:21,014
- [grumbling]
472
00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:27,571
- DOES YOUR ORTHODONTIST
KNOW YOU'RE DOING THAT?
473
00:23:29,457 --> 00:23:32,292
YOU--YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
474
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:35,428
THE LEAST I CAN DO
IS SAVE YOUR TEETH.
475
00:23:35,429 --> 00:23:37,097
YOU CAN COME WITH ME.
476
00:23:38,816 --> 00:23:39,967
I HAVE TOOLS.
477
00:23:39,968 --> 00:23:41,568
YOU KNOW, TOOLS?
478
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,189
I'LL--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
479
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:50,527
AND I'LL BRING SOME--
SOME SAWS
480
00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:53,730
AND A WIRE CUTTERS AND A--
481
00:23:53,731 --> 00:23:56,332
AND A TOOTHBRUSH
482
00:23:56,333 --> 00:24:00,253
OR SIX, YOU KNOW,
CLEAN, MINTY FRESH.
483
00:24:00,254 --> 00:24:01,288
- COME BACK.
484
00:24:01,289 --> 00:24:03,390
ARTHUR, COME BACK.
LATER.
485
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:06,509
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL BE BACK, OKAY?
486
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:07,844
IT'S KIND OF A TIGHT SQUEEZE.
487
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,079
HOW DO YOU GET IN HERE?
488
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:24,795
- THIS WILL ALL CHANGE
WHEN I'M YOUR MOMMY.
489
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,547
[laughter]
490
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:34,837
- I HAVE TWO WORDS:
TSK, TSK.
491
00:24:34,838 --> 00:24:38,475
- I DID BRING THE BOY HERE
AFTER I SAW HOW GUILTY HE LOOKED
492
00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:39,742
COMING OUT OF THAT SEWER.
493
00:24:39,743 --> 00:24:41,711
SAID HE WOULDN'T TALK
TO ANYBODY
494
00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:43,746
TILL HE SAW HIS LAWYER.
495
00:24:43,747 --> 00:24:44,964
WHICH I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE.
496
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:47,067
I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT
TO TALK TO YOUR STEPMOM?
497
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:51,121
SOON-TO-BE FUTURE STEPMOM.
498
00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:53,140
BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS,
VICE PRINCIPAL METZ:
499
00:24:53,141 --> 00:24:55,942
THE BOY DOES HAVE
ONE HECK OF AN IMAGINATION.
500
00:24:55,943 --> 00:24:56,910
- IS THAT TIMMY?
501
00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:58,795
- [gulps]
- [gasps]
502
00:24:58,796 --> 00:25:01,881
NO.
503
00:25:01,882 --> 00:25:04,233
- [exhales deeply]
504
00:25:04,234 --> 00:25:07,754
I WOULDN'T BE DOING MY JOB
IF I ALLOWED YOU
505
00:25:07,755 --> 00:25:09,656
TO CONTINUE TO USE
THE SEWER SYSTEM
506
00:25:09,657 --> 00:25:13,393
AS A SUBSTITUTE BABYSITTER,
MADAM.
507
00:25:13,394 --> 00:25:14,561
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
508
00:25:14,562 --> 00:25:16,630
THE BOY MAY HAVE A FUTURE
IN SANITATION.
509
00:25:16,631 --> 00:25:18,999
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND HIM
TO PLUMBING CAMP.
510
00:25:21,069 --> 00:25:25,405
I'M SURE THAT IT WOULD PAY MORE
THAN CHECKOUT LINE.
511
00:25:25,406 --> 00:25:29,225
- OH, PLEASE, I HAVE HAD
JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.
512
00:25:29,226 --> 00:25:30,277
- TEMPER, TEMPER.
513
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:33,163
WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF...
514
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:36,133
SOMEONE IN A UNIFORM.
515
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,234
EXCELLENT FIELDWORK,
OFFICER ALICE.
516
00:25:38,235 --> 00:25:41,504
- ANNIE.
- ANNIE, WHATEVER.
517
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:43,389
MAY I BUY YOU A CUP OF SANKA?
518
00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:46,293
- I--I LOVE SANKA.
519
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:47,643
- YES,
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
520
00:25:47,644 --> 00:25:50,013
PLEASE SEE YOURSELF OUT.
521
00:25:50,014 --> 00:25:51,514
- MOM, I--
522
00:25:51,515 --> 00:25:53,383
- DO NOT.
523
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,905
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE VICE PRINCIPAL
VOLDEMORT WAS RIGHT.
524
00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:00,373
MAYBE I'M NOT DOING A GOOD JOB.
525
00:26:00,374 --> 00:26:03,243
MAYBE I SHOULD START
TIVO-ING OPRAH.
526
00:26:03,244 --> 00:26:05,078
- THERE ARE MONSTERS
IN THE SEWER, THOUGH.
527
00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:07,280
- ENOUGH WITH THE MAKE-BELIEVE,
ARTHUR.
528
00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:09,316
- I WILL TAKE
A LIE DETECTOR TEST, MOM.
529
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:13,019
- YOU CAN'T EVEN PASS
A SOCIAL STUDIES TEST.
530
00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:15,172
LOOK, HONEY, IF WE DON'T START
WORKING THIS OUT,
531
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,541
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE LIVING
WITH ME OR YOUR DAD
532
00:26:17,542 --> 00:26:19,309
OR WITH THE EVIL OFFICER ANNIE.
533
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:20,944
YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN JUVENILE HALL.
534
00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:23,630
[whistle blows]
535
00:26:23,631 --> 00:26:25,465
HELLO, OFFICER.
536
00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:27,450
- WE NEED THIS CAR
REVERSED IMMEDIATELY.
537
00:26:27,451 --> 00:26:28,552
- WHY?
538
00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:32,472
- WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE,
539
00:26:32,473 --> 00:26:33,823
A CARPET EMERGENCY.
540
00:26:33,824 --> 00:26:35,425
- HMM, HONEY,
I'M GONNA DROP YOU OFF HERE,
541
00:26:35,426 --> 00:26:37,227
BECAUSE I HAVE EVIL CUSTOMERS
WAITING FOR ME.
542
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,295
- UH-HUH.
543
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:40,496
- HONEY...KISS.
544
00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:41,965
- YEAH.
545
00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:43,817
TIM, TIM, JUST LISTEN TO ME.
546
00:26:43,818 --> 00:26:45,218
- I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
547
00:26:45,219 --> 00:26:47,921
YOU ARE LOSING YOUR MIND,
WHAT LEFT THERE IS.
548
00:26:47,922 --> 00:26:49,923
- TIM, THIS IS A MATTER
OF LIFE AND DEATH.
549
00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:50,890
- OH, YEAH?
550
00:26:50,891 --> 00:26:53,193
WELL, SO IS ALGEBRA.
551
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,260
ARTHUR?
552
00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:55,445
ARTHUR!
553
00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:57,697
- TEN MINUTES,
AND BRING NAT.
554
00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,222
- DID I MENTION
THIS IS A WHOLE LOT OF BAD IDEA?
555
00:27:06,223 --> 00:27:07,256
- I OWE HIM.
556
00:27:07,257 --> 00:27:08,592
- CAN WE GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD?
557
00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:09,693
I GOT CURFEW.
558
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:11,027
- TIM, LET'S GO.
559
00:27:11,028 --> 00:27:12,495
- WHAT ABOUT ME?
560
00:27:12,496 --> 00:27:14,147
- YOU'RE BACKUP.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
561
00:27:14,148 --> 00:27:15,849
- YOU BACK US UP.
562
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:19,052
[funky electronic music]
563
00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:27,026
¶ ¶
564
00:27:28,763 --> 00:27:29,829
- COME ON, QUICKLY.
565
00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:31,765
COME ON, SNAP TO IT.
566
00:27:38,038 --> 00:27:39,239
- IT'S ABOUT TO GET BAD.
567
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,375
- I HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET.
568
00:27:41,376 --> 00:27:42,809
- IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
TO A PERSON.
569
00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:44,644
IT'S SPECIFICALLY TROLL-GRADE.
570
00:27:44,645 --> 00:27:48,331
- [coughing]
571
00:27:48,332 --> 00:27:51,001
- THIS SHOULD WORK, GUYS.
572
00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:55,138
- HURRY, GUYS,
EVERYONE, EVERYONE.
573
00:27:55,139 --> 00:27:56,123
- COME ON, HURRY UP.
574
00:27:56,124 --> 00:27:58,125
COME ON, GO. GO.
575
00:27:58,126 --> 00:27:59,226
COME ON, TURN IT UP.
576
00:27:59,227 --> 00:28:00,777
- THERE IT IS.
577
00:28:00,778 --> 00:28:01,962
THERE IT IS OVER HERE.
578
00:28:01,963 --> 00:28:02,996
BRING THE SMOKE.
579
00:28:02,997 --> 00:28:05,165
WE NEED THE SMOKE.
580
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,000
THERE IT IS.
581
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:13,423
- THERE HE IS.
- GRAB THE SCANNER.
582
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,996
LET'S GO, GUYS.
HERE WE GO.
583
00:28:19,997 --> 00:28:23,066
- THERE HE IS.
- IT'S HIM.
584
00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:24,267
- GO. GO. GO. GO. GO.
585
00:28:28,589 --> 00:28:30,306
- BART!
[coughs]
586
00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:31,290
BART.
587
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,642
BART.
588
00:28:32,643 --> 00:28:35,311
[coughs]
589
00:28:35,312 --> 00:28:36,479
HE NEEDS AIR.
590
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,630
- TRICK OR TREAT.
591
00:28:37,631 --> 00:28:39,766
- I DIDN'T SIGN UP
TO KILL A KID, GUYS.
592
00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:41,218
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
593
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,569
- THIS IS FOXTROT HULU.
594
00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:44,671
- IT'S JUST A STUPID KID.
595
00:28:44,672 --> 00:28:45,838
IT'S A STUPID KID.
596
00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:47,140
LET'S GO.
597
00:28:47,141 --> 00:28:48,808
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
598
00:28:48,809 --> 00:28:51,077
- ARE WE DONE?
- LIKE I SAID, LET'S GO.
599
00:28:51,078 --> 00:28:54,147
- [coughs]
600
00:28:54,148 --> 00:28:55,615
COME ON, BART.
601
00:29:00,387 --> 00:29:03,023
[air hissing]
602
00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:04,657
- [coughs]
603
00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:08,361
- COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
604
00:29:10,347 --> 00:29:11,514
COME ON, BART.
605
00:29:11,515 --> 00:29:13,199
COME ON, I GOT YOU.
YOU CAN DO IT.
606
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,268
COME ON.
COME ON.
607
00:29:15,269 --> 00:29:17,687
- COME BACK.
608
00:29:17,688 --> 00:29:20,623
- NAT, OVER HERE NOW.
609
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,681
COME ON. COME ON.
GET IN.
610
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:28,782
IT'S OKAY, BART.
611
00:29:28,783 --> 00:29:29,849
JUST GET IN.
612
00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:31,551
- IT'S OKAY.
GO.
613
00:29:35,806 --> 00:29:36,939
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
614
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:38,307
- I'M HOT-WIRING THE CAR.
615
00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:39,925
I LEARNED IT IN SCOUTS.
616
00:29:39,926 --> 00:29:41,745
IT'S NOT ALL COOKIES
AND KNEE-HIGH SOCKS, YOU KNOW.
617
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:43,129
[engine turns over]
618
00:29:45,682 --> 00:29:47,033
- GET THE OTHER ONE.
- THAT'S NOT US.
619
00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:48,285
- FOLLOW THEM.
620
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:51,087
[upbeat rock music]
621
00:29:51,088 --> 00:29:54,240
¶ ¶
622
00:29:54,241 --> 00:29:56,976
- ¶ I'M LIVING
IN THE FAST LANE ¶
623
00:29:56,977 --> 00:29:59,045
- DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE
IN SCOUTS TOO?
624
00:29:59,046 --> 00:30:00,563
- NO, PLAYSTATION.
625
00:30:00,564 --> 00:30:03,449
- ¶ I'M LIVING IN THE FAST LANE,
BUDDY ¶
626
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,968
[tires screeching]
627
00:30:05,969 --> 00:30:07,237
[record scratches]
628
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:08,505
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
629
00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:09,589
- STOP SIGN.
630
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,841
- STOP SIGNS DON'T COUNT
IN CAR CHASES.
631
00:30:11,842 --> 00:30:13,743
[tires squealing]
632
00:30:13,744 --> 00:30:15,495
- ¶ I'M LIVING
IN THE FAST LANE ¶
633
00:30:15,496 --> 00:30:18,531
¶ I'M LIVING
IN THE QUICK LANE ¶
634
00:30:18,532 --> 00:30:19,966
- I THINK
YOU'RE MAKING HIM SICK.
635
00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,167
- HOW CAN YOU TELL?
636
00:30:21,168 --> 00:30:22,719
DOES HE GET UGLIER?
637
00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:26,907
- THEY'RE GAINING ON US.
638
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,592
[tires squealing]
639
00:30:34,248 --> 00:30:35,782
- GET OUT OF THE WAY.
640
00:30:35,783 --> 00:30:38,767
- ¶ I'M LIVING
IN THE FAST LANE ¶
641
00:30:38,768 --> 00:30:41,804
¶ I'M LIVING
IN THE QUICK LANE ¶
642
00:30:41,805 --> 00:30:44,674
- ALL RIGHT,
WE LOST THEM.
643
00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:47,477
SOMETHING TELLS ME THOSE GUYS
WEREN'T CARPET CLEANERS.
644
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:48,845
[tires screeching]
645
00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:50,396
- WOW.
646
00:30:50,397 --> 00:30:52,181
- WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT?
647
00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:53,549
COME ON.
JUST RUN IT OVER.
648
00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:54,951
- IT'S MY FIRST TIME DRIVING.
649
00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:57,437
I REFUSE TO RUN OVER SOMETHING.
650
00:30:57,438 --> 00:31:00,489
THIS IS ONE EVIL LITTLE DOG.
651
00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:01,891
- OH, NO.
IT'S METZ.
652
00:31:01,892 --> 00:31:03,093
- OKAY, GET OUT OF THE CAR.
653
00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:04,360
- OUT OF THE CAR.
COME ON.
654
00:31:04,361 --> 00:31:05,945
COME ON, FASTER.
655
00:31:05,946 --> 00:31:07,914
COME ON, BART, KEEP UP.
656
00:31:12,253 --> 00:31:14,921
DANG, GET OFF ME.
657
00:31:14,922 --> 00:31:16,923
- WELL, WELL, WELL,
QUEEN ARTHUR,
658
00:31:16,924 --> 00:31:19,576
LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR MOTHER.
659
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,310
- DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER,
METZ.
660
00:31:21,311 --> 00:31:22,963
- OR WHAT?
661
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:25,315
- BURN.
662
00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:29,636
- OW! OH! OW! OW! OW!
663
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,337
I--I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE...
664
00:31:59,633 --> 00:32:01,901
- CHEM-DRY?
665
00:32:01,902 --> 00:32:05,504
- IT'S "KEM"-DRY,
AND I'M NOT BUYING IT.
666
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,498
- WHO CHAINED HIM UP?
667
00:32:15,499 --> 00:32:17,650
- DARKSMOKE.
668
00:32:17,651 --> 00:32:20,654
- HE SAID, "DARKSMOKE."
669
00:32:20,655 --> 00:32:22,405
- WHAT'S A DARKSMOKE?
670
00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:25,792
- IT'S AN EVIL DRAGON KING,
REALLY EVIL,
671
00:32:25,793 --> 00:32:27,694
VICE PRINCIPAL METZ EVIL.
672
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,195
- BUT IT'S A CARD GAME.
673
00:32:29,196 --> 00:32:30,897
IT'S MAKE-BELIEVE.
674
00:32:30,898 --> 00:32:33,867
- HELLO,
THERE'S A TROLL IN HIS GARAGE.
675
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:37,870
- GUESS THIS GAME
JUST GOT REAL.
676
00:32:37,871 --> 00:32:40,356
- ELIXIR QUEST
ISN'T A CARD GAME?
677
00:32:40,357 --> 00:32:42,041
IT'S REAL HISTORY?
678
00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:45,011
I'VE BEEN READING HISTORY?
679
00:32:45,012 --> 00:32:48,214
- JUDGING FROM THE SHACKLE
AROUND HIS LEG,
680
00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:50,550
I GUESS HE MUST HAVE BEEN
DARKSMOKE'S PRISONER,
681
00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:52,385
AND HE MUST HAVE ESCAPED.
682
00:32:52,386 --> 00:32:57,273
- DOES THIS MEAN
EVIL DRAGON LORD GUY--WHATEVER--
683
00:32:57,274 --> 00:32:59,092
WILL COME LOOKING FOR HIM?
684
00:32:59,093 --> 00:33:03,729
- THOSE GUYS IN THE VAN,
THEY MUST BE WORKING FOR DS.
685
00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,152
- OH.
686
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,920
- OH...
687
00:33:10,921 --> 00:33:13,039
- MY...
688
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,874
- WOW.
689
00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:16,776
HE REGENERATES.
690
00:33:24,719 --> 00:33:27,053
[bouncy music]
691
00:33:27,054 --> 00:33:29,004
POTIONS?
692
00:33:38,482 --> 00:33:41,534
WHAT THE--
693
00:33:41,535 --> 00:33:42,802
NO.
694
00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:44,103
NO, NO, NO, NO.
695
00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:45,805
WE CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
696
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,474
NO, MY MOM IS GOING TO BE HOME
ANY MINUTE,
697
00:33:48,475 --> 00:33:51,327
AND SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
TROLLS AND POTIONS
698
00:33:51,328 --> 00:33:54,263
AND SEWERS AND...
699
00:33:54,264 --> 00:33:56,666
I'M DEAD.
700
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:59,035
- SO MAGIC POTION.
701
00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,403
THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT?
702
00:34:00,404 --> 00:34:01,671
- IT'S THE TRUTH.
703
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,640
- DARN IT, ARTHUR.
704
00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,175
EVERY TIME YOU GET CAUGHT,
705
00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:06,709
YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO LIE
YOUR WAY OUT.
706
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,461
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO END UP,
A POLITICIAN?
707
00:34:08,462 --> 00:34:10,563
- I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM
OR DENY THAT.
708
00:34:10,564 --> 00:34:12,682
- DRINK IT.
709
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,150
- IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF A DRINK,
THOUGH.
710
00:34:14,151 --> 00:34:15,935
- ARTHUR LYLE,
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BED
711
00:34:15,936 --> 00:34:19,305
UNTIL YOU DRINK EVERY LAST BIT
OF THIS MAGIC POTION.
712
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:23,976
DRINK IT.
713
00:34:23,977 --> 00:34:25,477
- OKAY.
714
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,415
- MORE.
715
00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:30,749
ALL OF IT.
716
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:39,892
I DON'T SEE YOU TURNING
INTO A FROG OR ANYTHING.
717
00:34:39,893 --> 00:34:41,528
[doorbell rings]
718
00:34:41,529 --> 00:34:43,362
JIMINY CHRISTMAS.
719
00:34:43,363 --> 00:34:44,780
IF YOU'RE GONNA THROW UP,
720
00:34:44,781 --> 00:34:46,282
DON'T USE
THE BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS.
721
00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:48,817
I JUST CLEANED IT.
722
00:34:48,818 --> 00:34:50,652
- OH, PLEASE DON'T BE LOVE.
PLEASE DON'T BE LOVE.
723
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:52,338
PLEASE DON'T BE LOVE.
724
00:34:52,339 --> 00:34:54,340
- THIS IS REALLY NOT
A GOOD TIME.
725
00:34:54,341 --> 00:34:57,143
- YOUR SON IS IN DEEP DOO-DOO,
MADAM.
726
00:34:57,144 --> 00:34:58,561
- OH...
cuckoo!
727
00:34:58,562 --> 00:35:00,396
- DID YOU JUST SAY--
728
00:35:00,397 --> 00:35:01,981
- YES.
729
00:35:01,982 --> 00:35:04,267
- NO, NO.
730
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,269
ARTHUR, THE WICKED
VICE PRINCIPAL OF THE WEST
731
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,804
SEEMS TO THINK THAT YOU'VE
COMMITTED SOME SORT OF CRIME,
732
00:35:08,805 --> 00:35:10,640
SO COULD YOU PLEASE
SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
733
00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,908
SO SHE CAN RETURN TO HER COFFIN
BEFORE THE SUN RISES?
734
00:35:12,909 --> 00:35:14,910
- MM-HMM,
EVERYONE'S A COMEDIAN.
735
00:35:14,911 --> 00:35:17,079
WELL, MR. LYLE?
736
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,848
- I STOLE A VAN.
737
00:35:19,849 --> 00:35:21,868
- UH...HE'S BEEN DRINKING.
738
00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:23,202
- DRINKING?
739
00:35:23,203 --> 00:35:25,338
- YEAH, WELL, IT'S FINE,
'CAUSE I GAVE IT TO HIM.
740
00:35:25,339 --> 00:35:26,505
- [sighs]
741
00:35:26,506 --> 00:35:29,475
MR. LYLE, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT
TAKE SOMETHING
742
00:35:29,476 --> 00:35:31,678
FROM THE ANIMAL CONTROL PEOPLE?
743
00:35:31,679 --> 00:35:33,112
- YES.
744
00:35:33,113 --> 00:35:34,981
- AND WHAT WAS IT?
745
00:35:34,982 --> 00:35:36,482
- A TROLL.
746
00:35:36,483 --> 00:35:41,036
- [laughs]
747
00:35:41,037 --> 00:35:42,338
- AND...
748
00:35:42,339 --> 00:35:44,840
- I BROUGHT HIM HOME,
AND HE'S IN THE GARAGE.
749
00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:47,610
- MM. HMPH.
750
00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:49,395
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S MY GARAGE.
751
00:35:49,396 --> 00:35:51,197
- NO,
IT'S ME OR THE POLICE,
752
00:35:51,198 --> 00:35:53,566
AND THE LAST TIME I LOOKED,
AUTO THEFT WAS STILL A CRIME,
753
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:57,053
AND SO IS MIXING COCKTAILS
FOR MIDDLE SCHOOLERS.
754
00:36:01,158 --> 00:36:04,693
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
755
00:36:04,694 --> 00:36:06,362
NO TROLL, HUH?
756
00:36:06,363 --> 00:36:08,697
GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND
YOUR DATES ON THE INTERNET
757
00:36:08,698 --> 00:36:09,765
LIKE THE REST OF US.
758
00:36:12,202 --> 00:36:15,471
- WHAT--
759
00:36:15,472 --> 00:36:16,655
[sniffs]
760
00:36:16,656 --> 00:36:20,026
- THAT'S IT.
SNIFF SOMEBODY ELSE'S TRASH.
761
00:36:20,027 --> 00:36:22,228
- YOU KNOW,
I BET YOUR EX-HUSBAND
762
00:36:22,229 --> 00:36:25,248
WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED
IN THE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR,
763
00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:28,384
THE DRINKING, THE POTTY MOUTH,
ALL OF IT.
764
00:36:28,385 --> 00:36:29,518
- YOU...
765
00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:30,820
[whistle blows]
766
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,521
- [tutting]
767
00:36:32,522 --> 00:36:36,408
I GOT MY EYE ON YOU
AND YOU,
768
00:36:36,409 --> 00:36:38,044
BOTH OF YOU.
769
00:36:40,914 --> 00:36:43,850
[sniffing]
770
00:36:45,819 --> 00:36:46,919
- WE BETTER FOLLOW HER.
771
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,354
SHE'S GONNA SNIFF OUR UNDERWEAR.
772
00:36:48,355 --> 00:36:52,158
- WHAT?
773
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:55,094
[dog barking]
774
00:36:57,530 --> 00:36:58,815
- [sighs]
775
00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:00,583
LOOK, I'LL CALL YOUR FATHER
IN THE MORNING.
776
00:37:00,584 --> 00:37:03,285
I THINK IT'S BEST
THAT HE HEAR IT FROM ME.
777
00:37:03,286 --> 00:37:04,620
[sighs]
778
00:37:04,621 --> 00:37:08,324
- I WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU.
779
00:37:08,325 --> 00:37:10,860
- LOOK, WE'LL JUST...
780
00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:13,429
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
IN THE MORNING.
781
00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:15,998
[gentle piano and guitar music]
782
00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:19,702
- ¶ 'CAUSE I WAS JUST
LYING ABOUT ¶
783
00:37:19,703 --> 00:37:24,040
¶ THE LIFE I HAD ¶
784
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:29,512
¶ AND WHERE IS THE MAGIC
THAT HOLDS THE SKY UP ¶
785
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:35,084
¶ AND MAKES ME LOOK UPWARD
WHENEVER IT RAINS ¶
786
00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:40,189
¶ AND WHERE IS THE FEELING
THAT FILLS MY LIFE UP ¶
787
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:43,042
[footsteps tapping
and chain rattling]
788
00:37:52,035 --> 00:37:53,952
- [roars]
789
00:37:53,953 --> 00:37:56,155
- ARTHUR,
ARE YOU AWAKE?
790
00:37:56,156 --> 00:37:57,906
- I AM NOW.
791
00:37:57,907 --> 00:37:59,741
- COME ON, GET UP.
792
00:37:59,742 --> 00:38:02,445
I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
793
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:06,014
- OH.
WHO LET YOU GUYS IN?
794
00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:07,133
- BART.
795
00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:12,221
I THINK BART'S
BEEN GATHERING EQUIPMENT.
796
00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:15,558
- OH, MY GOSH.
797
00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:19,645
- IT'S ALL IN THE CARDS.
798
00:38:19,646 --> 00:38:20,896
I FIGURED IT OUT LAST NIGHT.
799
00:38:20,897 --> 00:38:23,182
TROLLS ARE THE ONLY REGENERATORS
800
00:38:23,183 --> 00:38:25,418
IN THE ENTIRE
ELIXIR QUEST SYSTEM,
801
00:38:25,419 --> 00:38:27,820
AND TROLLS ARE ALCHEMISTS.
802
00:38:27,821 --> 00:38:30,122
- WHAT'S AN ALCHEMIST?
803
00:38:30,123 --> 00:38:31,891
both:
DUH.
804
00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:35,728
- THEY MIX TOGETHER CHEMICALS
TO MAKE POTIONS.
805
00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:38,948
I GUESS HE'S MAKING SOMETHING,
BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT.
806
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:41,150
- PLEASE, I GOT THIS.
807
00:38:41,151 --> 00:38:43,786
ALL THE POTIONS MATCH UP
WITH ELIXIR QUEST CARDS,
808
00:38:43,787 --> 00:38:45,955
EXCEPT THE GOLD ONE.
809
00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:47,723
THAT ONE'S NOT IN THE GAME.
810
00:38:47,724 --> 00:38:49,758
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.
811
00:38:49,759 --> 00:38:52,794
WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'LL BE DONE BY MIDNIGHT.
812
00:38:52,795 --> 00:38:54,280
- WHAT'S THE BLACK ONE?
813
00:38:54,281 --> 00:38:57,533
- TOUCH IT, NO.
BAD.
814
00:38:57,534 --> 00:38:59,318
- BAD NEWS IN A BOTTLE.
815
00:38:59,319 --> 00:39:00,903
- NEVER TOUCH THE BLACK ONE.
816
00:39:00,904 --> 00:39:02,604
- MY BAD.
817
00:39:02,605 --> 00:39:04,823
SO NOW WHAT?
818
00:39:04,824 --> 00:39:06,893
WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT?
819
00:39:06,894 --> 00:39:10,879
- NO, I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO MAY KNOW
820
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,048
WHAT THE GOLD POTION IS.
821
00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:17,002
SHANE BARKER.
822
00:39:17,003 --> 00:39:17,970
MORNING, MOM.
823
00:39:17,971 --> 00:39:20,839
- OH, HONEY.
824
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,641
- HEY, I MADE YOU
SOME BREAKFAST.
825
00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:26,629
YEAH, I MADE EGGS,
SOME BACON BROWNIES
826
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:30,132
AND SOME POTATOES EXTRA CRISPY,
AND JUICE.
827
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:35,054
- OH, HONEY,
THAT'S SO SWEET.
828
00:39:35,055 --> 00:39:38,458
BUT LOOK, IF I TAKE YOU TO THAT
ELIXIR QUEST CONVENTION TODAY,
829
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:41,694
THEY'RE GONNA REVOKE
MY MOM'S LICENSE, SO...
830
00:39:41,695 --> 00:39:45,431
HONEY, YOU CAN'T GO.
831
00:39:45,432 --> 00:39:46,999
- DID I MENTION I MADE COFFEE?
832
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,233
- [gasps]
833
00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:56,358
[upbeat rock music]
834
00:39:56,359 --> 00:39:59,278
[snoring]
835
00:39:59,279 --> 00:40:03,649
¶ ¶
836
00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:07,469
[all cheering]
837
00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:15,477
¶ ¶
838
00:40:19,415 --> 00:40:20,750
- YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
TO THE SHOULDER.
839
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:22,201
- STOP IT.
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
840
00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:23,636
- NO, THAT'S MY...
841
00:40:23,637 --> 00:40:25,821
- [retching]
842
00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,006
- MOM'S.
843
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:28,357
- EW.
- COOL.
844
00:40:28,358 --> 00:40:31,560
- TIM.
845
00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,662
[siren wails]
846
00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:35,998
- OH, NO.
847
00:40:35,999 --> 00:40:37,499
- WHAT?
848
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,001
WHAT?
849
00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:42,004
- POLICE, THE PO-POS.
850
00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:43,539
YES.
851
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:51,747
- I HAVE AN IDEA,
PURE GENIUS.
852
00:40:51,748 --> 00:40:53,332
- IT'S GOOD.
853
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,904
AH.
854
00:40:58,905 --> 00:41:00,239
- OH, GADZOOKS.
855
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,640
OH, IT TASTES LIKE FEET.
856
00:41:01,641 --> 00:41:02,774
- FEET?
857
00:41:02,775 --> 00:41:04,293
- YES, FEET.
858
00:41:04,294 --> 00:41:06,712
- SHH.
- SHH, GUYS, THEY'RE HERE.
859
00:41:10,584 --> 00:41:12,768
- STEP OUT OF THE CAR,
PLEASE.
860
00:41:21,361 --> 00:41:23,462
- THERE. THERE.
861
00:41:23,463 --> 00:41:26,399
[grunting]
862
00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:36,175
- SUCKERS.
863
00:41:36,176 --> 00:41:37,376
ALL RIGHT.
864
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:38,611
- COAST IS CLEAR.
865
00:41:38,612 --> 00:41:40,479
[upbeat rock music]
866
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,564
- LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.
867
00:41:42,565 --> 00:41:48,671
¶ ¶
868
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,725
- THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, BOYS.
869
00:41:52,726 --> 00:41:54,126
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, GUYS.
870
00:41:54,127 --> 00:41:55,595
- GET OUT.
871
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,662
- HOW?
872
00:41:56,663 --> 00:41:58,313
- GET OUT.
873
00:41:58,314 --> 00:41:59,498
JUMP OVER.
874
00:41:59,499 --> 00:42:02,118
DO IT. LOOK.
875
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,569
- LOOK AT THAT.
876
00:42:03,570 --> 00:42:05,003
- THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL.
877
00:42:05,004 --> 00:42:07,940
[all speaking at once]
878
00:42:11,545 --> 00:42:14,480
[upbeat rock music]
879
00:42:14,481 --> 00:42:22,521
¶ ¶
880
00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:30,612
- NICE COSTUME.
881
00:42:31,915 --> 00:42:33,315
- DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS.
882
00:42:33,316 --> 00:42:35,617
COME ON, BART.
883
00:42:35,618 --> 00:42:40,723
- ¶ IT SEEMS YOU'VE REACHED
THE POINT OF NO RETURN ¶
884
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:43,242
¶ ¶
885
00:42:43,243 --> 00:42:46,378
¶ YOU TELL THEM
THAT IT'S SERIOUS ¶
886
00:42:46,379 --> 00:42:49,265
¶ IRONIC AND MYSTERIOUS ¶
887
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,733
¶ THEY'LL LOVE YOU ¶
888
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,085
¶ OH, THEY'LL LOVE YOU ¶
889
00:42:53,086 --> 00:42:56,155
¶ ¶
890
00:42:56,156 --> 00:43:02,494
¶ THE DESERT COMES ALIVE
AGAINST THE HEADLIGHTS ¶
891
00:43:02,495 --> 00:43:06,465
¶ TONIGHT I WRITE
EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ¶
892
00:43:06,466 --> 00:43:08,467
¶ ¶
893
00:43:08,468 --> 00:43:10,369
- COME ON.
THIS WAY.
894
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:13,673
- ¶ HOORAY, GOLD STAR ¶
895
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:18,360
¶ YOU'VE COME SO FAR ¶
896
00:43:18,361 --> 00:43:21,763
¶ AND EVERYTHING YOU SEE ¶
897
00:43:21,764 --> 00:43:26,936
¶ EVERYTHING YOU SEE
IS LIKE A PHOTOGRAPH ¶
898
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:30,022
- [snorting]
899
00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:32,374
- COULD YOU SIGN THIS,
PLEASE?
900
00:43:35,895 --> 00:43:37,496
"TO A REALLY BIG FAN."
901
00:43:39,081 --> 00:43:40,516
- HEY.
902
00:43:49,909 --> 00:43:53,646
- MR. SHANE BARKER,
THIS IS OUR TROLL.
903
00:43:53,647 --> 00:43:55,381
- NICE.
904
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:59,418
SO, UH...WHAT,
YOU WANT ME TO SIGN HIS NOSE?
905
00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:02,938
- DARKSMOKE IS REAL.
906
00:44:02,939 --> 00:44:06,208
- YEAH, LOOK,
HARDY BOYS, NANCY DREW,
907
00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:07,709
I GET THE WHOLE
ROLE-PLAYING THING,
908
00:44:07,710 --> 00:44:09,344
BUT WE GOT A LINE
AROUND THE BLOCK,
909
00:44:09,345 --> 00:44:11,113
SO IF YOU GOT SOMETHING
FOR ME TO SIGN...
910
00:44:11,114 --> 00:44:12,147
- LOOK.
911
00:44:12,148 --> 00:44:13,482
- HUH?
912
00:44:13,483 --> 00:44:16,786
OH, YUMMY.
913
00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:17,736
- YES, THANK YOU.
914
00:44:17,737 --> 00:44:19,638
VERY NICE, CRISS ANGEL,
BUT LIKE I SAID,
915
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,323
THE LINE'S 200 DEEP,
916
00:44:21,324 --> 00:44:24,176
AND I GOT TO HAND OUT
A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
917
00:44:24,177 --> 00:44:26,111
TO THE OLSEN TWINS
IN 20 MINUTES.
918
00:44:26,112 --> 00:44:27,546
TRANSLATION: NEXT.
919
00:44:27,547 --> 00:44:29,230
- WAIT. LOOK.
920
00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,967
- [grunts]
921
00:44:34,170 --> 00:44:35,537
- HE'S--
- REGENERATING?
922
00:44:35,538 --> 00:44:37,339
- BUT THAT'S--
- IMPOSSIBLE?
923
00:44:38,658 --> 00:44:40,091
- WOW,
AND YOU FINISH MY SENTENCES.
924
00:44:40,092 --> 00:44:42,160
THIS IS WEIRD.
925
00:44:42,161 --> 00:44:43,896
OKAY, UM...
926
00:44:49,169 --> 00:44:51,203
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
927
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,240
- HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
928
00:44:55,241 --> 00:44:56,408
THAT'S FOR YOU.
929
00:44:56,409 --> 00:44:57,676
YOU CAN KEEP THAT.
930
00:44:57,677 --> 00:44:59,444
I'LL BE BACK IN...TWO WEEKS.
931
00:44:59,445 --> 00:45:02,081
GOT TO GO.
932
00:45:02,082 --> 00:45:03,582
- WHERE ARE YOU...
933
00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:05,451
- OH, MAN, HARD-CORE.
934
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,352
THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DREAMS.
935
00:45:07,353 --> 00:45:09,671
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SEEK THERAPY.
936
00:45:09,672 --> 00:45:10,572
- I HAVE.
937
00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:12,641
IT DIDN'T WORK.
TRUST ME.
938
00:45:12,642 --> 00:45:15,244
IT ALL STARTED
BACK WHEN I WAS IN REHA--
939
00:45:16,062 --> 00:45:19,564
CAMP--CAMP REHA.
940
00:45:19,565 --> 00:45:24,453
I KEPT DREAMING ABOUT TROLLS
AND DRAGONS AND DARKSMOKE.
941
00:45:24,454 --> 00:45:26,455
I'M TALKIN' DREAMS,
VIVID DREAMS,
942
00:45:26,456 --> 00:45:28,524
LIKE--LIKE--LIKE VISIONS.
943
00:45:28,525 --> 00:45:30,693
- MAYBE YOU HAD ESP.
944
00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:32,093
- KID,
THEY DIDN'T HAVE CABLE.
945
00:45:32,094 --> 00:45:34,547
- COULDN'T YOU HAVE DREAMT
ABOUT SHEEP
946
00:45:34,548 --> 00:45:36,365
OR LOTTERY NUMBERS?
947
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:38,567
- OR LADY FRIENDS.
948
00:45:38,568 --> 00:45:39,401
- [laughs]
949
00:45:39,402 --> 00:45:40,769
DUDE, I SO WISH,
950
00:45:40,770 --> 00:45:44,639
BUT ALL I KEPT GETTING
WERE POTIONS, INGREDIENTS,
951
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,843
AND...
AND A TROLL NAMED BART.
952
00:45:47,844 --> 00:45:49,661
- BART.
953
00:45:49,662 --> 00:45:50,879
- BART.
- THAT'S ME, BART.
954
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,480
- THAT'S HIS NAME, ISN'T IT?
- IT'S ME.
955
00:45:52,481 --> 00:45:54,166
- [laughs]
956
00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,969
OW.
957
00:45:56,970 --> 00:46:00,289
I HAD THIS IMAGE OF HIM
IN A DUNGEON OR LAB,
958
00:46:00,290 --> 00:46:02,191
A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
959
00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:04,226
HE WAS DARKSMOKE'S PRISONER.
960
00:46:04,227 --> 00:46:05,511
- DARKSMOKE...
[grumbles]
961
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:08,847
- I WAS RIGHT.
THAT EXPLAINS THE CHAIN.
962
00:46:08,848 --> 00:46:11,901
- DARKSMOKE HAD HIM WORKING
ON CONTROL POTIONS...
963
00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:15,020
AND SOMETHING BIGGER.
964
00:46:15,021 --> 00:46:16,638
- YOU NEED TO SEE SOMETHING.
965
00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:31,120
- DRIPPY THING,
966
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:33,372
MYSTIC VAPOR,
967
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:37,843
REGENERATION POTION.
968
00:46:37,844 --> 00:46:40,011
IT'S CALLED "PERSONAL SPACE."
969
00:46:41,464 --> 00:46:43,215
IT'S A REVERSAL POTION.
970
00:46:43,216 --> 00:46:46,301
- THERE'S NO REVERSAL POTION
IN ELIXIR QUEST.
971
00:46:46,302 --> 00:46:48,270
- EYES ONLY, KID.
972
00:46:48,271 --> 00:46:50,772
ASH...
973
00:46:50,773 --> 00:46:53,375
LIMESTONE...
974
00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:56,311
MUD PEPPER.
975
00:46:56,312 --> 00:46:57,979
IT'S TRANSFIGURATION.
976
00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:01,083
- IF TRANSFIGURATION POTIONS
ARE STILL AROUND...
977
00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:02,768
- THEN DARKSMOKE
IS STILL AROUND.
978
00:47:02,769 --> 00:47:04,787
- BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
A DRAGON ANYMORE.
979
00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:07,206
- WHICH MEANS DARKSMOKE
CAN BE ANYWHERE.
980
00:47:07,207 --> 00:47:08,624
- THAT'S RIGHT...
981
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:10,409
OR ANYONE.
982
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:13,946
OH, MOM WAS RIGHT.
983
00:47:13,947 --> 00:47:16,081
I SHOULD HAVE FINISHED
COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
984
00:47:16,082 --> 00:47:17,416
- WHAT DO WE DO?
985
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:18,550
- I DON'T KNOW.
986
00:47:18,551 --> 00:47:19,968
SEND HIM BACK
TO THE MOTHER SHIP.
987
00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:21,420
SELL HIM TO A FREAK SHOW.
988
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:22,805
- BART'S ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.
989
00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:23,972
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
990
00:47:23,973 --> 00:47:25,674
FOR ALL YOU KNOW,
HE COULD BE DARKSMOKE.
991
00:47:27,193 --> 00:47:29,160
YOU'D BETTER GET
A PROPANE TORCH.
992
00:47:29,161 --> 00:47:30,545
- BECAUSE...
993
00:47:30,546 --> 00:47:33,549
- BECAUSE FIRE IS THE ONLY WAY
TO FINISH OFF A REGENERATOR.
994
00:47:33,550 --> 00:47:35,851
- NOBODY IS GONNA
CHARBROIL BART.
995
00:47:35,852 --> 00:47:37,736
- I'VE GOT A SERIOUS MIGRAINE.
996
00:47:37,737 --> 00:47:40,739
MM-NGAH, MM-NGAH, MM.
997
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:42,191
NNH-NNH, NNH, MAMA.
998
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:44,459
- BART ESCAPED FROM DARKSMOKE.
999
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:47,345
- YEAH, BART'S ONE OF US.
1000
00:47:50,099 --> 00:47:52,801
- BART'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE,
AND IF YOU TATTLE--
1001
00:47:52,802 --> 00:47:54,085
- TATTLE?
REALLY?
1002
00:47:54,086 --> 00:47:55,454
[laughs]
1003
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:58,923
SHANE, OLD BOY, YOU HAVE GOT
TO GET A NEW AGENT.
1004
00:47:58,924 --> 00:48:01,977
HEY, HEY, HEY,
TAKE IT EASY, JACKIE CHAN, HUH?
1005
00:48:05,398 --> 00:48:06,965
- ASPIRIN?
- [laughs]
1006
00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:08,567
I KNEW I LIKED YOU, KID.
1007
00:48:08,568 --> 00:48:10,302
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY.
1008
00:48:12,538 --> 00:48:15,490
LOOK, GUYS, I REALLY THINK,
FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,
1009
00:48:15,491 --> 00:48:19,044
WE'VE GOT TO GET
SOME SERIOUS HELP.
1010
00:48:31,424 --> 00:48:32,891
OH, YOU LITTLE TWIT.
1011
00:48:32,892 --> 00:48:34,058
- RED POTION.
1012
00:48:34,059 --> 00:48:35,360
RING ANY BELLS?
1013
00:48:35,361 --> 00:48:37,780
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT:
CONTROL.
1014
00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:40,398
YOU'RE GONNA DO
WHATEVER WE SAY.
1015
00:48:40,399 --> 00:48:42,233
HALT.
1016
00:48:42,234 --> 00:48:44,019
- NO.
1017
00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:45,320
- SIT.
1018
00:48:45,321 --> 00:48:46,688
ROLL OVER.
1019
00:48:46,689 --> 00:48:47,756
PLAY DEAD.
1020
00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:49,925
- YEAH?
I'LL SHOW YOU "PLAY DEAD."
1021
00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,094
- TIM, THAT POTION WASN'T RED.
IT'S PINK.
1022
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,396
- COME HERE,
YOU LITTLE SNOT-NOSED,
1023
00:48:54,397 --> 00:48:56,598
BED-WETTING,
UNDERWEAR-SKIDDING BRAT.
1024
00:48:56,599 --> 00:48:57,849
[knock at door]
1025
00:48:57,850 --> 00:48:59,234
- UH-OH.
1026
00:48:59,235 --> 00:49:00,986
- WHAT IS ALL
THE COMMOTION ABOUT?
1027
00:49:00,987 --> 00:49:02,988
DID SOMEBODY...
1028
00:49:02,989 --> 00:49:06,090
- ¶ OH,
CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, BABY ¶
1029
00:49:06,091 --> 00:49:08,827
¶ SO I CAN CALL YOU SOMETIME ¶
1030
00:49:08,828 --> 00:49:11,263
¶ CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, BABY ¶
1031
00:49:11,264 --> 00:49:13,932
¶ SO I CAN CALL YOU TONIGHT ¶
1032
00:49:13,933 --> 00:49:16,702
¶ CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, BABY ¶
1033
00:49:16,703 --> 00:49:18,037
¶ SO I CAN CALL YOU SOME-- ¶
1034
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,304
[record scratches]
1035
00:49:19,305 --> 00:49:22,424
- ARTHUR, WHO IS THIS GUY
IN THE LEATHER PANTS?
1036
00:49:22,425 --> 00:49:25,094
- HE IS MY...
SCIENCE TEACHER.
1037
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:27,145
- REALLY?
1038
00:49:27,146 --> 00:49:28,980
YOU DON'T STRIKE ME
AS SCIENCE-Y.
1039
00:49:28,981 --> 00:49:31,399
- WHAT DO I STRIKE YOU AS,
1040
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,319
MY LITTLE CHRYSANTHEMUM?
1041
00:49:35,638 --> 00:49:37,756
- WE'RE WORKING
ON MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
1042
00:49:37,757 --> 00:49:42,143
- AH, AND SO HE'S THE, UH,
SCIENCE FAIRY?
1043
00:49:42,144 --> 00:49:43,795
- HE'S MISTER...
1044
00:49:43,796 --> 00:49:44,530
- BAGGINS.
1045
00:49:44,531 --> 00:49:46,114
- BAGGINS, AH.
1046
00:49:46,115 --> 00:49:49,484
WELL, UH,
HELLO, MR. BAGGINS.
1047
00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:52,154
AND SO WHAT IS MY ARTHUR DOING
FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR?
1048
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,655
- OH,
IT BEATS THE HECK OUT OF--
1049
00:49:53,656 --> 00:49:55,657
- IT'S COMPLICATED.
1050
00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:57,409
- OH.
1051
00:49:57,410 --> 00:49:58,877
HMM, LOOKS COMPLICATED.
1052
00:49:58,878 --> 00:50:00,312
- BEER.
1053
00:50:00,313 --> 00:50:01,897
- BEER?
1054
00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:05,968
- UH, HE'S...
BREWING BEER.
1055
00:50:05,969 --> 00:50:07,853
- IS BEER REALLY
AN APPROPRIATE PROJECT
1056
00:50:07,854 --> 00:50:09,371
FOR A SEVENTH GRADE
SCIENCE FAIR?
1057
00:50:09,372 --> 00:50:11,607
- NOT AS ACCEPTABLE AS WINE.
1058
00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:13,442
- WINE?
1059
00:50:13,443 --> 00:50:16,578
- WINE, SOME CANDLELIGHT...
1060
00:50:16,579 --> 00:50:19,147
I MEAN, OVER DINNER.
1061
00:50:22,869 --> 00:50:24,319
- [laughs]
1062
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:28,173
UM...
1063
00:50:28,174 --> 00:50:29,141
EXCUSE ME.
1064
00:50:32,762 --> 00:50:34,296
- [laughs]
1065
00:50:34,297 --> 00:50:35,864
[sighs]
1066
00:50:35,865 --> 00:50:38,099
- HAVE HER BACK BY 12:00.
1067
00:50:42,888 --> 00:50:44,890
WE NEED TO GO
THROUGH HIS STUFF.
1068
00:50:44,891 --> 00:50:46,658
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT WILL CLUE US IN
1069
00:50:46,659 --> 00:50:48,193
TO WHO DARKSMOKE REALLY IS.
1070
00:50:48,194 --> 00:50:51,497
- LIKE A CHRISTMAS CARD
FROM DARKSMOKE?
1071
00:50:51,498 --> 00:50:53,415
- NO, NO.
I SAID NO TOUCHING.
1072
00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:55,968
NO, IT'S BAD.
1073
00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:59,504
- TIM, TAKE BART DOWNSTAIRS
AND...
1074
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:01,390
TEACH HIM HOW TO USE
THE MICROWAVE.
1075
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:02,724
- THE MICROWAVE?
1076
00:51:02,725 --> 00:51:04,826
- TIM, JUST DO IT.
1077
00:51:04,827 --> 00:51:07,829
- MICROWAVE 101
COMING RIGHT UP.
1078
00:51:07,830 --> 00:51:10,165
- BART, GO WITH TIM.
1079
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:13,251
- [grumbling]
1080
00:51:15,104 --> 00:51:20,409
TOUCH, NO.
BAD. NO.
1081
00:51:23,596 --> 00:51:25,630
- I HAVEN'T BEEN DATING,
ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE,
1082
00:51:25,631 --> 00:51:26,848
YOU KNOW, HAVE ASKED ME.
1083
00:51:26,849 --> 00:51:28,584
I JUST THINK
IT WOULD BE WEIRD FOR ARTHUR.
1084
00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:31,169
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT:
1085
00:51:31,170 --> 00:51:32,871
YOUR MOTHER ON A DATE,
1086
00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:37,742
MAKING OUT
IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER.
1087
00:51:37,743 --> 00:51:39,544
I'M NOT IMPLYING
THAT THIS IS A DATE
1088
00:51:39,545 --> 00:51:43,748
OR THAT ANY MAKING OF ANYTHING
WILL BE INVOLVED.
1089
00:51:43,749 --> 00:51:48,987
THIS IS PURELY A RATED "T"
FOR "TEEN" DATE, RIGHT?
1090
00:51:48,988 --> 00:51:52,173
[laughs]
HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY "DATE"?
1091
00:51:52,174 --> 00:51:53,458
WOW.
1092
00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:55,009
YOU SMELL SOMETHING?
1093
00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:57,011
- OH, IT'S MY COLOGNE.
1094
00:51:57,012 --> 00:51:59,214
I CALL IT "BARBARIAN."
1095
00:51:59,999 --> 00:52:01,200
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
1096
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,450
- OH.
1097
00:52:02,451 --> 00:52:05,387
- EW, ZUT ALORS.
1098
00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:07,054
YUCK.
1099
00:52:07,055 --> 00:52:08,690
- SO TELL ME ABOUT--
1100
00:52:08,691 --> 00:52:10,075
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
1101
00:52:10,076 --> 00:52:11,843
KEEP 'EM
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM HUH?
1102
00:52:11,844 --> 00:52:12,978
- I'M SORRY.
1103
00:52:12,979 --> 00:52:14,746
IT'S JUST...
I LOVE YOU.
1104
00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:33,114
- "BUTT."
1105
00:52:33,115 --> 00:52:36,117
B-U-T-T.
1106
00:52:36,118 --> 00:52:37,819
BUTT.
1107
00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:38,987
- BART.
1108
00:52:38,988 --> 00:52:40,889
- NO, NO, NO, NOT BART.
- BART.
1109
00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:43,424
- NO, NOT BART.
1110
00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:46,995
BUUUU-UTT.
1111
00:52:46,996 --> 00:52:49,230
BUUUU-UTT.
1112
00:52:49,231 --> 00:52:50,181
- BUTT.
1113
00:52:50,182 --> 00:52:51,917
- YES, BUTT.
- BUTT.
1114
00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,418
- BUTT.
- BUTT.
1115
00:52:53,419 --> 00:52:58,340
- AND OUT OF YOUR BUTT
COMES A FART.
1116
00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:00,442
- FAA-ART.
1117
00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:02,277
- FART.
- FART, BUTT.
1118
00:53:02,278 --> 00:53:04,395
- BUTT, FART.
1119
00:53:04,396 --> 00:53:05,664
- FART.
- FART.
1120
00:53:05,665 --> 00:53:08,600
- FART
- AND BURP.
1121
00:53:08,601 --> 00:53:12,020
BURP IS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH,
1122
00:53:12,021 --> 00:53:13,755
LIKE IF YOU HAD A BIG--
1123
00:53:13,756 --> 00:53:14,890
- [burps]
- BURP.
1124
00:53:14,891 --> 00:53:16,124
- BURP.
1125
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:18,259
- IF YOU HAD A BIG SODA,
THEN YOU GOT TO BURP.
1126
00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:21,379
[people chattering]
1127
00:53:29,522 --> 00:53:31,606
- LOOK, MOMMY.
LOOK AT ME.
1128
00:53:33,409 --> 00:53:34,542
- CHECK THIS OUT.
1129
00:53:39,415 --> 00:53:42,517
- MMM.
1130
00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:46,471
- WOW, THAT'S SOME PIZZA.
1131
00:53:46,472 --> 00:53:48,757
- HERE YOU GO, KID.
BUY YOURSELF SOME FRESCA.
1132
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,512
OH, THIS PLACE IS SO ROMANTIC,
ISN'T IT?
1133
00:53:54,513 --> 00:53:56,764
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
- MM.
1134
00:53:56,765 --> 00:54:01,069
- CUSTOM-MADE PIZZA
AND A DELICIOUS DIET SPRITE.
1135
00:54:01,070 --> 00:54:02,970
- YEAH.
- MM-HMM.
1136
00:54:06,275 --> 00:54:08,242
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1137
00:54:08,243 --> 00:54:09,644
I GOT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL,
1138
00:54:09,645 --> 00:54:11,363
SO JUST FLIRT
AMONGST YOURSELVES, OKAY?
1139
00:54:11,364 --> 00:54:12,764
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1140
00:54:12,765 --> 00:54:14,866
- OKAY.
1141
00:54:14,867 --> 00:54:15,984
[sighs]
1142
00:54:17,487 --> 00:54:22,524
- NEO...ALITHI...UMINUM.
1143
00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:25,193
- YOU THINK BART'S
THE NEW CHEMISTRY TEACHER?
1144
00:54:26,729 --> 00:54:29,230
- OH, YEAH,
NEW HIGH SCORE.
1145
00:54:35,871 --> 00:54:36,938
- OOH.
1146
00:54:46,398 --> 00:54:48,466
OH. OH.
1147
00:54:57,359 --> 00:55:00,061
OH, THIS STUFF IS GOOD.
1148
00:55:09,522 --> 00:55:11,222
- IT'S WORKING.
1149
00:55:11,223 --> 00:55:14,309
- I GUESS HE'S NEVER SEEN E.T.
1150
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:18,447
HELLO.
1151
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,581
GET HIM.
1152
00:55:30,359 --> 00:55:33,027
- OKAY, OKAY,
HEY, HEY, HEY.
1153
00:55:33,028 --> 00:55:35,029
YOU WANT TO GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
1154
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:38,032
- YES, HOME, ALONE.
1155
00:55:41,387 --> 00:55:45,306
MM,
OR COFFEE WITH YOU.
1156
00:55:48,594 --> 00:55:50,445
- [groans]
1157
00:55:50,446 --> 00:55:52,497
- MAYBE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
1158
00:55:52,498 --> 00:55:56,701
OR MAYBE HE WENT
TO VEGAS, BABY.
1159
00:55:56,702 --> 00:56:00,838
OR MAYBE HE WENT
TO IRELAND OR--
1160
00:56:00,839 --> 00:56:03,275
- TIM, TIM,
HE WOULDN'T JUST DO THAT.
1161
00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:04,676
HE'S AN ALCHEMIST.
1162
00:56:04,677 --> 00:56:06,460
HE JUST WON'T LEAVE
ALL HIS STUFF,
1163
00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:08,380
HIS MAGIC POTIONS
AND HIS BEAKERS,
1164
00:56:08,381 --> 00:56:10,315
EVERYWHERE IN MY ROOM.
1165
00:56:12,851 --> 00:56:16,488
- YOU WANT TO GO
LOOK FOR HIM?
1166
00:56:16,489 --> 00:56:18,623
- NO.
1167
00:56:18,624 --> 00:56:21,659
WE DON'T HAVE TO.
1168
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:23,328
WE HAVE DIVINATION POTION.
1169
00:56:35,441 --> 00:56:37,109
- WHAT'D YOU SEE?
1170
00:56:37,110 --> 00:56:40,145
- NOTHING.
IT MUST BE A DUD.
1171
00:56:56,862 --> 00:56:59,247
I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
WE HAVE TO HURRY.
1172
00:56:59,248 --> 00:57:01,382
- OKAY, BUT BEFORE WE SAVE
THE WORLD AND STUFF,
1173
00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:03,051
I BETTER CALL MY PARENTS.
1174
00:57:03,052 --> 00:57:05,253
[beeping]
1175
00:57:05,254 --> 00:57:07,455
[dog barking]
1176
00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:13,762
- MAYBE IT FELL
OFF THE CIRCUS TRUCK.
1177
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:15,347
- MAYBE IT FELL
OFF THE UGLY TRUCK.
1178
00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,149
- WE GONNA STICK FIRECRACKERS
IN HIS MOUTH?
1179
00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:18,316
- SHUT UP, MUNCH.
1180
00:57:18,317 --> 00:57:20,519
- WHAT ABOUT WATER BALLOONS?
- SHUT UP.
1181
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,053
- OR MAYBE WE CAN PUT GRENDEL
IN THE CAGE
1182
00:57:22,054 --> 00:57:23,355
AND WATCH THEM FIGHT.
1183
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,807
- I SAID SHUT UP.
1184
00:57:25,808 --> 00:57:27,809
THIS RIGHT HERE
IS MY FIRST-PLACE RIBBON
1185
00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:29,244
FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR TOMORROW.
1186
00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:33,865
HEY, TROLL.
1187
00:57:33,866 --> 00:57:35,516
- [grunting]
1188
00:57:37,170 --> 00:57:38,253
[sneezes]
1189
00:57:38,254 --> 00:57:40,572
- AH! ALIEN SLIME.
ALIEN SLIME.
1190
00:57:40,573 --> 00:57:42,723
[screaming]
1191
00:58:03,995 --> 00:58:06,698
- HEY--HEY,
WHAT IF METZ IS DARKSMOKE?
1192
00:58:06,699 --> 00:58:08,866
HE'S DARK,
AND HE SMOKES AND--
1193
00:58:08,867 --> 00:58:11,969
- HEY, HEY,
WE HAVE THE POTIONS.
1194
00:58:11,970 --> 00:58:14,071
IT'S JUST LIKE IN ELIXIR QUEST.
1195
00:58:14,072 --> 00:58:15,707
WE CAN FIGHT HIM
WITH THE POTIONS.
1196
00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:18,410
- [gasp]
- [exhales forcefully]
1197
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:21,079
- OKAY, OKAY, WHY ARE WE--
WHY ARE WE AT THE SCHOOL?
1198
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,347
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE WORST
DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON.
1199
00:58:23,348 --> 00:58:24,615
- DON'T YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE?
1200
00:58:24,616 --> 00:58:26,617
- YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S IN MY POCKET OVER HERE.
1201
00:58:26,618 --> 00:58:27,919
- WELL,
LET ME TRY TO REACH IT.
1202
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,987
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
JUST THE PHONE.
1203
00:58:29,988 --> 00:58:32,390
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY. I'M SORRY.
1204
00:58:32,391 --> 00:58:33,591
LOOK,
I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE.
1205
00:58:33,592 --> 00:58:36,527
I--I WASN'T FEELING MYSELF.
1206
00:58:36,528 --> 00:58:38,363
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE REALLY NOT MY TYPE.
1207
00:58:38,364 --> 00:58:39,663
- OH, I'M NOT YOUR TYPE, HUH?
1208
00:58:39,664 --> 00:58:41,665
YEAH, WELL,
YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
1209
00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:43,318
- NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
1210
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,687
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE JUST--
1211
00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:47,022
- I'M JUST WHAT?
1212
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:48,823
- TOO...MOM-ISH.
1213
00:58:48,824 --> 00:58:50,525
- AMISH?
- MOM-ISH.
1214
00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:53,077
- MO--OH, MOM-ISH,
TOO MOM-ISH.
1215
00:58:53,078 --> 00:58:54,679
NICE, NICE.
1216
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,147
- IT'S JUST AN OBSERVATION.
1217
00:58:56,148 --> 00:58:58,299
- WELL, THANK YOU,
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
1218
00:58:58,300 --> 00:58:59,601
I AM A MOM.
1219
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:01,836
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO WALK AROUND IN LEATHER PANTS
1220
00:59:01,837 --> 00:59:02,770
READING COMIC BOOKS.
1221
00:59:02,771 --> 00:59:05,039
I HAVE BILLS TO PAY
AND MEALS TO MAKE
1222
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,474
AND A LITTLE BOY
TO CIVILIZE.
1223
00:59:06,475 --> 00:59:09,727
- ENOUGH, ENOUGH. I...
1224
00:59:09,728 --> 00:59:11,429
YOU'RE A GOOD MOM.
1225
00:59:11,430 --> 00:59:13,364
- LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY?
WHO ARE YOU?
1226
00:59:13,365 --> 00:59:15,299
YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT
A SCIENCE TEACHER.
1227
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:17,902
- [chuckles]
THANK YOU, MAMA OBVIOUS.
1228
00:59:17,903 --> 00:59:21,439
- YEAH, WELL...
ARE YOU A SERIAL KILLER?
1229
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,774
- I DIDN'T HAVE
THE S.A.T. SCORES.
1230
00:59:23,775 --> 00:59:25,126
- OH, I HAD TO ASK.
1231
00:59:25,127 --> 00:59:26,761
- LOOK, I'M A GAME DESIGNER,
OKAY?
1232
00:59:26,762 --> 00:59:28,563
I'M HUGE IN FINLAND.
1233
00:59:28,564 --> 00:59:31,099
I DESIGNED THE GAME
ELIXIR QUEST.
1234
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,150
ANYWAY, IT'S THIS GAME
BASED ON TROLLS AND DRAGONS
1235
00:59:33,151 --> 00:59:35,953
THAT ACTUALLY LIVE
IN OUR WORLD.
1236
00:59:35,954 --> 00:59:38,873
YOUR SON DISCOVERED A TROLL
THAT MAY HOLD THE KEY
1237
00:59:38,874 --> 00:59:42,377
TO RESTORING
THE MOST VILE DRAGON OF THEM ALL
1238
00:59:42,378 --> 00:59:44,745
TO HIS PREVIOUS REIGN OF EVIL.
1239
00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:47,015
- SO YOU'RE NOT
A SERIAL KILLER.
1240
00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:49,334
YOU'RE JUST CRAZY.
1241
00:59:49,335 --> 00:59:52,870
- OKAY, LOOK, HOW ABOUT I TRY
FOR THAT PHONE ONE MORE TIME?
1242
00:59:52,871 --> 00:59:53,921
- IS IT OFF?
1243
00:59:53,922 --> 00:59:55,873
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.
1244
00:59:55,874 --> 00:59:57,275
- IS IT OFF?
- YEAH, YEAH.
1245
00:59:57,276 --> 01:00:00,261
- YOU'D BE FREAKING TOO IF YOU
JUST GOT SPLATTERED IN THE FACE.
1246
01:00:00,262 --> 01:00:01,996
IT MIGHT BE RADIOACTIVE
OR SOMETHING.
1247
01:00:01,997 --> 01:00:04,449
- METZ, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS
BEFORE THE SCIENCE FAIR.
1248
01:00:04,450 --> 01:00:07,235
- THEN WE BEST START
THE DISSECTION.
1249
01:00:07,236 --> 01:00:09,587
- [growls]
1250
01:00:09,588 --> 01:00:12,473
[both grunting]
1251
01:00:12,474 --> 01:00:13,241
[whistle blows]
1252
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:17,395
- GET THE PHONE.
[gasps]
1253
01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:21,533
- I SHOULD BE ABLE
TO HEAR A PIN DROP.
1254
01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:23,868
OH, MRS. LYLE,
1255
01:00:23,869 --> 01:00:27,171
WHO IS YOUR
GENTLEMAN FRIEND, HMM?
1256
01:00:27,172 --> 01:00:29,708
HE'S QUITE A CATCH.
1257
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:32,227
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME,
DO YOU?
1258
01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:34,379
- OH, WOW,
YOU MAKE ONE BAD MISTAKE.
1259
01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:35,513
LOOK, I WAS YOUNG--
1260
01:00:35,514 --> 01:00:37,682
[whistle blows]
- YOU IDIOT.
1261
01:00:37,683 --> 01:00:39,283
YOU USED TO WORK HERE.
1262
01:00:39,284 --> 01:00:40,952
- SEE?
I WAS A TEACHER.
1263
01:00:40,953 --> 01:00:44,122
- YOU WERE A JANITOR...
1264
01:00:44,123 --> 01:00:46,424
WHO SAW SOMETHING
1265
01:00:46,425 --> 01:00:49,460
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN.
1266
01:00:49,461 --> 01:00:51,563
- THIS GIG IS SO TEMPORARY.
1267
01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:55,399
I'M AN ARTIST.
1268
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,703
OF COURSE I REMEMBERED
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
1269
01:00:58,704 --> 01:01:01,606
YES,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
1270
01:01:01,607 --> 01:01:04,743
IN FACT,
I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
1271
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,661
YOU'RE GONNA--
YOU'RE GONNA THINK
1272
01:01:06,662 --> 01:01:10,381
IT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING
EVER.
1273
01:01:10,382 --> 01:01:12,483
YES...
1274
01:01:12,484 --> 01:01:15,136
[door creaking]
1275
01:01:18,823 --> 01:01:22,493
- IT WON'T BE LONG NOW,
MY STINKY LITTLE FUR BABY,
1276
01:01:22,494 --> 01:01:24,745
AND ALL OF OUR HARD WORK
WILL HAVE PAID OFF,
1277
01:01:24,746 --> 01:01:29,233
AND THE WORLD WILL ONCE AGAIN
KNOW THE NAME LORD DARKSMOKE.
1278
01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:32,720
NOW LET'S GO DO POOPY TIME,
1279
01:01:32,721 --> 01:01:35,222
AND THEN WE CAN WATCH
YOUR ANIMAL PLANET, HMM?
1280
01:01:52,558 --> 01:01:54,325
- OH.
1281
01:01:59,682 --> 01:02:00,781
[sniffs]
1282
01:02:00,782 --> 01:02:02,217
OOF.
1283
01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:04,636
YEESH.
1284
01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:07,221
NO WAY.
1285
01:02:10,258 --> 01:02:12,192
WHOA.
1286
01:02:14,062 --> 01:02:16,147
- [whimpering]
1287
01:02:22,670 --> 01:02:24,438
- WHAT ARE YOU?
1288
01:02:39,088 --> 01:02:40,487
NO.
1289
01:02:40,488 --> 01:02:41,806
GET.
1290
01:02:41,807 --> 01:02:43,975
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
1291
01:02:43,976 --> 01:02:45,526
- UH, SWEEPING.
1292
01:02:45,527 --> 01:02:46,644
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1293
01:02:46,645 --> 01:02:47,778
- WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND?
1294
01:02:47,779 --> 01:02:49,814
- UH...
- GIVE IT TO ME.
1295
01:02:49,815 --> 01:02:52,866
GIVE IT TO ME.
1296
01:02:52,867 --> 01:02:54,068
NO.
1297
01:02:57,339 --> 01:03:01,609
YOU ATE THE LIST OF INGREDIENTS
TO THE REVERSAL POTION
1298
01:03:01,610 --> 01:03:06,214
WHICH WILL RETURN LORD DARKSMOKE
TO HIS FULL FORM.
1299
01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,583
WE HAVE GATHERED
ALL THE INGREDIENTS EXCEPT ONE.
1300
01:03:08,584 --> 01:03:10,418
- WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THAT?
1301
01:03:10,419 --> 01:03:12,052
- BECAUSE YOU WENT
TO THE PO-PO.
1302
01:03:16,024 --> 01:03:17,191
- YOU.
1303
01:03:19,427 --> 01:03:22,830
- YOU WERE THERE
AND YOU WERE THERE
1304
01:03:22,831 --> 01:03:24,465
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO.
1305
01:03:24,466 --> 01:03:25,967
AN AMNESIA POTION.
1306
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:28,303
- ALL RIGHT, ZIP IT,
SCARECROW.
1307
01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:31,939
WE SLIPPED IT INTO YOUR SANKA
AT THE JAIL.
1308
01:03:43,369 --> 01:03:45,119
- HEY, THAT'S MY DECK.
1309
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:46,354
- YES,
WE TOOK THE LIBERTY
1310
01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:48,740
OF RUMMAGING
THROUGH YOUR POCKETS.
1311
01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:50,408
- I SHOULD SHOWER.
1312
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,210
- THIS EXTENSION PACK
IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE
1313
01:03:52,211 --> 01:03:54,895
A REVERSAL POTION CARD
WITH A LIST OF INGREDIENTS
1314
01:03:54,896 --> 01:03:58,466
WHICH HAS BEEN BURIED
IN OUR SUBCONSCIOUS.
1315
01:03:58,467 --> 01:04:00,985
- IT SEEMS LIKE
IF YOU HAVE WHAT YOU NEED,
1316
01:04:00,986 --> 01:04:02,670
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET US GO?
1317
01:04:02,671 --> 01:04:06,007
- 'CAUSE THAT CARD
IS MISSING.
1318
01:04:08,877 --> 01:04:11,195
- WELL,
I'LL DO A CAVITY SEARCH.
1319
01:04:11,196 --> 01:04:13,364
SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS.
1320
01:04:13,365 --> 01:04:15,483
- NGAH.
1321
01:04:15,484 --> 01:04:16,650
HUH?
1322
01:04:16,651 --> 01:04:18,419
- LOTS OF CAVITIES.
NO CARD, THOUGH, METZ.
1323
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:21,322
- THANK YOU.
STAND DOWN, OFFICER ANNIE.
1324
01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:25,459
- WH--WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
1325
01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:26,927
- GET ON THE PHONE.
- OKAY.
1326
01:04:26,928 --> 01:04:28,329
- ORDER ME A SANKA.
1327
01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:29,947
- WHAT THE--
1328
01:04:29,948 --> 01:04:31,015
THEY'RE ALL PURPLE.
1329
01:04:31,016 --> 01:04:32,617
- I MIXED IN KOOL-AID.
1330
01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:34,419
- NO.
1331
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:35,837
- I DIDN'T OPEN
THE BLACK ONE.
1332
01:04:35,838 --> 01:04:37,855
- YOU DON'T JUST MIX KOOL-AID
WITH POTIONS.
1333
01:04:37,856 --> 01:04:40,491
THAT'S HOW YOU TELL, LIKE,
UH, WHICH ONE'S WHICH.
1334
01:04:40,492 --> 01:04:43,777
- EVER HEARD OF LABELS?
- HEY, HEY, ENOUGH.
1335
01:04:43,778 --> 01:04:46,564
WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO TAKE OUR CHANCES.
1336
01:04:46,565 --> 01:04:50,000
ONLY USE THE POTIONS
AS A LAST RESORT.
1337
01:04:50,001 --> 01:04:51,185
- OKAY.
1338
01:04:51,186 --> 01:04:52,937
- YOU'VE GOT YOURS.
1339
01:04:52,938 --> 01:04:54,389
YOU GUYS READY?
1340
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,691
- IT TOUCHED ME.
1341
01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:59,277
- THERE'S A RULE
AT THE SCIENCE FAIR:
1342
01:04:59,278 --> 01:05:03,330
NO DOGS, PIGS, FROGS, SNAKES...
IF THEY'RE ALIVE.
1343
01:05:03,331 --> 01:05:05,400
BUT IF THEY'RE DEAD...
1344
01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:06,317
COME ON, ALIEN,
1345
01:05:06,318 --> 01:05:08,653
TIME FOR A CLOSE ENCOUNTER
OF THE METZ KIND.
1346
01:05:11,073 --> 01:05:12,040
- ARTHUR.
1347
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:14,007
- STEP AWAY
FROM THE TROLL, METZ.
1348
01:05:14,008 --> 01:05:15,576
- QUEEN ARTHUR?
1349
01:05:17,045 --> 01:05:18,546
[laughter]
1350
01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:21,365
GO GET HIM, YOU MORONS.
1351
01:05:21,366 --> 01:05:24,284
- [groaning]
1352
01:05:24,285 --> 01:05:26,320
- LOOKS LIKE QUEEN ARTHUR
NEEDS A HAIRCUT.
1353
01:05:26,321 --> 01:05:30,074
[weed whacker whirring]
1354
01:05:30,075 --> 01:05:32,343
- WOW, METZ, YOU'RE A FREAK.
1355
01:05:32,344 --> 01:05:34,528
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
TO MY MOTHER.
1356
01:05:34,529 --> 01:05:38,833
- I WONDER WHAT QUEEN ARTHUR'S
GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A BUZZ CUT.
1357
01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:48,092
- OH, YEAH!
1358
01:05:48,093 --> 01:05:49,760
- I THINK
I JUST TINKLED MYSELF.
1359
01:05:54,566 --> 01:05:55,900
- YOU SEE, METZ,
YOU DON'T MESS
1360
01:05:55,901 --> 01:05:58,503
WITH THE KNIGHTS
OF THE SQUARE TABLE.
1361
01:05:58,504 --> 01:05:59,737
NICE JOB, TIM.
1362
01:06:11,899 --> 01:06:14,818
[laughter]
1363
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,980
[beeping]
1364
01:06:47,735 --> 01:06:50,854
- OH, OOH, AH, AH, NO, NO.
1365
01:06:50,855 --> 01:06:53,257
YES, YES.
1366
01:06:53,258 --> 01:06:54,875
YES, THE POTIONS.
1367
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:04,769
- DARKSMOKE.
1368
01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:06,070
- GET DARKSMOKE.
1369
01:07:06,071 --> 01:07:08,305
MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME.
1370
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:16,114
- DARKSMOKE TOOK BART'S POTION.
1371
01:07:17,382 --> 01:07:20,534
[phone ringing]
1372
01:07:23,222 --> 01:07:25,456
- HELLO?
1373
01:07:25,457 --> 01:07:26,690
HELLO?
1374
01:07:26,691 --> 01:07:27,958
- ARTHUR LYLE.
1375
01:07:27,959 --> 01:07:29,210
- YES?
1376
01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:32,713
- WE NEED YOU TO REPORT
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW.
1377
01:07:32,714 --> 01:07:33,981
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1378
01:07:33,982 --> 01:07:35,466
- ARTHUR, HONEY,
DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
1379
01:07:35,467 --> 01:07:36,601
DON'T...
1380
01:07:36,602 --> 01:07:37,885
- MOM?
1381
01:07:37,886 --> 01:07:39,720
- BRING THE ALCHEMIST.
1382
01:07:39,721 --> 01:07:40,887
[dial tone humming]
1383
01:07:40,888 --> 01:07:42,256
- MOM?
1384
01:08:04,529 --> 01:08:07,464
[crow cawing]
1385
01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:15,590
- HE KNOWS DARKSMOKE'S INSIDE.
1386
01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:17,525
- I THINK
IT'S WHERE HE ESCAPED FROM.
1387
01:08:17,526 --> 01:08:20,361
SOMEWHERE IN THERE
WAS THE DRAGON'S LAIR.
1388
01:08:22,314 --> 01:08:25,165
OUR BAG OF POTIONS IS
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP DARKSMOKE.
1389
01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:26,166
- TIM AND I GOT THAT.
1390
01:08:28,837 --> 01:08:31,238
WHAT ARE YOU AND BART
GONNA DO?
1391
01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:32,873
- I DON'T KNOW.
1392
01:08:32,874 --> 01:08:35,843
- IF YOU DID,
I MIGHT BE WORRIED.
1393
01:08:35,844 --> 01:08:38,613
BE CAREFUL.
1394
01:08:38,614 --> 01:08:40,081
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME,
ARE YOU?
1395
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:43,517
- EW, NO, GROSS. UGH.
1396
01:08:48,807 --> 01:08:51,709
- BART,
MY MOM'S IN THERE.
1397
01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:53,878
I NEED YOUR HELP
TO GET HER OUT.
1398
01:08:57,415 --> 01:09:01,018
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
1399
01:09:01,019 --> 01:09:03,136
- ¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1400
01:09:03,137 --> 01:09:06,807
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
1401
01:09:06,808 --> 01:09:09,276
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1402
01:09:09,277 --> 01:09:13,330
¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1403
01:09:13,331 --> 01:09:16,517
¶ ON A ROLL WITH A TROLL ¶
1404
01:09:16,518 --> 01:09:19,203
¶ ON A QUEST WE WILL GO ¶
1405
01:09:19,204 --> 01:09:25,409
¶ FIGHTING A WAR
IN THE HALLWAYS AND SEWERS ¶
1406
01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:27,794
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1407
01:09:27,795 --> 01:09:31,315
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
1408
01:09:31,316 --> 01:09:33,900
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1409
01:09:33,901 --> 01:09:37,404
¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1410
01:09:37,405 --> 01:09:39,006
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1411
01:09:39,007 --> 01:09:40,891
- IT'S SUPEREST GLUE.
1412
01:09:40,892 --> 01:09:43,678
- THAT'S COOL.
1413
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:49,099
- ¶ A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1414
01:09:53,271 --> 01:09:55,005
- HEY, MUNCH.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1415
01:09:55,006 --> 01:09:56,673
- THE LORD OF THE DING-A-LINGS.
1416
01:09:56,674 --> 01:09:57,775
WHERE'S METZ?
1417
01:09:57,776 --> 01:09:58,893
- I DON'T KNOW.
1418
01:09:58,894 --> 01:10:00,544
YOU SICKO.
- WHERE?
1419
01:10:00,545 --> 01:10:02,579
- HE'S OVER THERE.
1420
01:10:06,101 --> 01:10:07,902
- AH.
1421
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:15,642
[gagging]
1422
01:10:19,414 --> 01:10:21,816
- YES.
1423
01:10:21,817 --> 01:10:23,067
- WHOA!
1424
01:10:29,224 --> 01:10:33,277
- WELL, I SEE YOU'VE COMPLETED
YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT...
1425
01:10:33,278 --> 01:10:34,812
FINALLY.
1426
01:10:34,813 --> 01:10:36,530
- WHERE'S MY MOM?
1427
01:10:36,531 --> 01:10:38,232
- I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY.
1428
01:10:38,233 --> 01:10:39,633
- BUT WHERE'S MY REAL MOM?
1429
01:10:39,634 --> 01:10:41,485
- ALL RIGHT, NOT SO FAST.
1430
01:10:41,486 --> 01:10:43,003
THE TROLL HASN'T DELIVERED
THE GOODS YET.
1431
01:10:43,004 --> 01:10:44,454
- YOU HAVE THE POTION.
1432
01:10:44,455 --> 01:10:46,523
WHAT DO YOU NEED BART FOR?
1433
01:10:46,524 --> 01:10:50,528
- I NEED THAT ONE
FINAL INGREDIENT.
1434
01:11:02,557 --> 01:11:04,341
OH, AND THAT TRAMPY MOTHER
OF YOURS
1435
01:11:04,342 --> 01:11:06,510
IS IN THE STORAGE CLOSET.
1436
01:11:06,511 --> 01:11:09,496
OH, ISN'T THIS FUN?
1437
01:11:09,497 --> 01:11:10,597
- WELL...
1438
01:11:10,598 --> 01:11:12,866
- ANNIE,
BRING IN LORD DARKSMOKE.
1439
01:11:25,730 --> 01:11:28,015
- GRENDEL IS DARKSMOKE?
1440
01:11:35,006 --> 01:11:38,608
[alarm ringing]
1441
01:11:38,609 --> 01:11:41,545
[all screaming]
1442
01:11:46,434 --> 01:11:48,285
- ANNIE, GET YOUR GUN.
1443
01:11:48,286 --> 01:11:53,290
NO, BETTER YET,
LOCK ALL THE DOORS.
1444
01:11:53,291 --> 01:11:56,460
LORD DARKSMOKE
WILL BE HUNGRY.
1445
01:11:59,914 --> 01:12:01,816
- HELP!
1446
01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:03,517
- HEY.
1447
01:12:03,518 --> 01:12:05,669
- HELP! HELP!
1448
01:12:05,670 --> 01:12:07,138
- MOM?
MOM, IS THAT YOU?
1449
01:12:07,139 --> 01:12:08,139
- ARTHUR.
1450
01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:09,806
- ARTHUR, MY MAN.
1451
01:12:09,807 --> 01:12:11,108
- MOM,
WHO IS IN THERE WITH YOU?
1452
01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:14,011
- THAT TEACHER,
MR. ELIXIR QUEST OR SOMETHING.
1453
01:12:14,012 --> 01:12:18,415
[all screaming]
1454
01:12:29,127 --> 01:12:30,677
- OPEN THE DOOR.
- HOW?
1455
01:12:30,678 --> 01:12:33,196
- HERE,
TAKE MY CREDIT CARD.
1456
01:12:33,197 --> 01:12:35,899
- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
PAY SOMEONE TO OPEN THE DOOR?
1457
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,435
- JUST OPEN IT.
1458
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:40,403
[dramatic music]
1459
01:12:40,404 --> 01:12:42,490
¶ ¶
1460
01:12:42,491 --> 01:12:44,975
- [growling]
1461
01:12:52,384 --> 01:12:54,217
[glass shattering]
1462
01:13:06,064 --> 01:13:06,981
- ARTHUR.
1463
01:13:06,982 --> 01:13:09,850
- HERE, ME TRY.
YOU LOOK.
1464
01:13:11,803 --> 01:13:13,003
- OH!
1465
01:13:13,004 --> 01:13:14,487
[grunts]
1466
01:13:18,993 --> 01:13:20,143
- MOMMY.
1467
01:13:22,764 --> 01:13:24,998
- HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
1468
01:13:27,051 --> 01:13:28,118
- RUN!
1469
01:13:41,433 --> 01:13:44,368
- [roaring]
1470
01:13:58,266 --> 01:13:59,283
- SHANE, SHANE, SHANE!
1471
01:13:59,284 --> 01:14:00,467
- WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
1472
01:14:03,021 --> 01:14:05,088
- [retching]
1473
01:14:08,342 --> 01:14:10,093
- THANKS...I THINK.
1474
01:14:10,094 --> 01:14:11,862
REALLY, THANKS.
THANKS.
1475
01:14:13,831 --> 01:14:15,315
- ARE YOU--
1476
01:14:15,316 --> 01:14:18,084
EW, UGH.
1477
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:23,023
- MOM, THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
1478
01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:24,992
- THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED.
1479
01:14:24,993 --> 01:14:26,060
- OH, LOOK.
1480
01:14:26,061 --> 01:14:27,928
- HELP!
1481
01:14:27,929 --> 01:14:28,896
- WHAT IS HE DOING?
1482
01:14:28,897 --> 01:14:31,048
- SOMEONE GET ME DOWN.
GET ME DOWN.
1483
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:32,633
- YOU IDIOT.
1484
01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:33,467
- HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT,
1485
01:14:33,468 --> 01:14:34,685
BUT WE GOT TO GET HIM DOWN.
1486
01:14:34,686 --> 01:14:36,436
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON, NATALIE,
GET ON MY SHOULDERS.
1487
01:14:36,437 --> 01:14:38,138
- HELP.
[screaming]
1488
01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:38,906
- WATCH YOUR FEET.
1489
01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:40,240
- COME ON.
HURRY, GUYS, PLEASE.
1490
01:14:40,241 --> 01:14:41,358
- GRAB HIM.
1491
01:14:41,359 --> 01:14:42,609
PULL.
1492
01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:43,978
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
1493
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:46,546
PULL.
- PULL.
1494
01:14:47,682 --> 01:14:50,117
- OH, COME ON.
1495
01:14:50,118 --> 01:14:52,019
- OOF!
- OH! OH!
1496
01:14:57,158 --> 01:14:58,442
- THE SECRET DOOR.
1497
01:14:58,443 --> 01:14:59,743
COME ON.
1498
01:14:59,744 --> 01:15:02,412
- HURRY UP.
COME ON.
1499
01:15:02,413 --> 01:15:04,431
- OH, YOU...
1500
01:15:04,432 --> 01:15:07,451
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.
1501
01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:15,959
- COME ON.
- GO.
1502
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,127
GO.
- COME ON.
1503
01:15:20,365 --> 01:15:21,581
- GO.
1504
01:15:21,582 --> 01:15:22,699
HURRY UP.
HURRY UP.
1505
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:23,684
GET DOWN THERE.
1506
01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:25,618
- [screams]
1507
01:15:29,908 --> 01:15:32,809
[mystical music]
1508
01:15:32,810 --> 01:15:36,313
¶ ¶
1509
01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:37,798
- TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
1510
01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:39,165
- OKAY.
1511
01:15:43,738 --> 01:15:44,972
- MM-HMM.
1512
01:15:47,842 --> 01:15:49,660
- WHEW.
- OW, OW.
1513
01:15:49,661 --> 01:15:51,094
- [growling]
1514
01:15:51,095 --> 01:15:52,112
- [screams]
1515
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,802
- SHANE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1516
01:15:58,803 --> 01:16:00,703
- YEAH,
NOTHING THAT TRACTION
1517
01:16:00,704 --> 01:16:03,173
AND 11 MONTHS OF THERAPY
WON'T FIX.
1518
01:16:06,027 --> 01:16:07,261
- NICE DOGGY.
1519
01:16:07,262 --> 01:16:09,796
DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU WANT TO PLAY FETCH.
1520
01:16:11,282 --> 01:16:13,383
- [roaring]
1521
01:16:13,384 --> 01:16:15,569
- DARKSMOKE.
1522
01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:18,855
- [roaring]
1523
01:16:20,758 --> 01:16:21,859
- [screams]
1524
01:16:36,624 --> 01:16:39,275
both:
SHH.
1525
01:16:40,812 --> 01:16:42,445
- WHAT IS THAT?
1526
01:16:42,446 --> 01:16:43,580
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
GET ME OUT.
1527
01:16:43,581 --> 01:16:45,733
- QUIET, QUIET.
- SHH.
1528
01:16:45,734 --> 01:16:47,317
[pounding on door]
1529
01:16:47,318 --> 01:16:50,236
- HEY, HEY.
1530
01:16:51,473 --> 01:16:53,189
- GO. GO. GO. GO.
1531
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:55,174
- NATALIE.
- LET'S RUN.
1532
01:17:00,448 --> 01:17:02,215
- OW, HOT.
1533
01:17:02,216 --> 01:17:03,449
OW, OW, HOT.
1534
01:17:03,450 --> 01:17:05,085
- AH!
1535
01:17:05,086 --> 01:17:08,621
- [growling]
1536
01:17:08,622 --> 01:17:10,040
- WE NEED HELP.
1537
01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:13,943
WE NEED THE POLICE
OR THE ARMY OR GODZILLA.
1538
01:17:13,944 --> 01:17:16,130
- I'M GONNA DIE IN HERE
WITH NERDS.
1539
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:18,198
I'M GONNA DIE IN HERE
WITH NERDS.
1540
01:17:23,772 --> 01:17:25,438
- [gasps]
1541
01:17:29,310 --> 01:17:32,128
- SHH.
1542
01:17:32,129 --> 01:17:34,047
- THANKS.
1543
01:17:34,048 --> 01:17:37,818
- IT'S BART'S LAB.
1544
01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:39,903
- CONTROL POTIONS.
1545
01:17:39,904 --> 01:17:42,506
- THEY MUST HAVE BEEN USED
ON THE SCHOOL FACULTY,
1546
01:17:42,507 --> 01:17:45,375
ANNIE,
THE EXTERMINATOR.
1547
01:17:45,376 --> 01:17:48,678
DARKSMOKE'S BEEN
CONTROLLING THEM THE WHOLE TIME.
1548
01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:50,513
- WHAT?
1549
01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:57,421
HMM.
1550
01:18:01,659 --> 01:18:03,226
[gasps]
1551
01:18:19,510 --> 01:18:22,446
[cell phone ringing]
1552
01:18:26,234 --> 01:18:27,367
- HELLO.
1553
01:18:27,368 --> 01:18:29,236
- HELLO, AM I SPEAKING
WITH LAURA LYLE?
1554
01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:30,236
- YES.
1555
01:18:30,237 --> 01:18:32,122
- THIS IS JERRY REYNOLDS
FROM IAC.
1556
01:18:32,123 --> 01:18:33,657
I'M CALLING
ABOUT YOUR VISA BILL.
1557
01:18:33,658 --> 01:18:35,392
WE HAVE ONE OF THREE OPTIONS
YOU CAN...
1558
01:18:35,393 --> 01:18:37,093
- HOW DO THEY FIND ME?
1559
01:18:38,812 --> 01:18:42,449
- [roaring]
1560
01:18:44,618 --> 01:18:47,638
[whistle blows]
1561
01:18:56,547 --> 01:18:59,415
- [groaning]
1562
01:19:01,319 --> 01:19:03,954
- HELP.
1563
01:19:03,955 --> 01:19:05,438
OH, MY GOSH.
HONEY.
1564
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:06,506
- MOM.
1565
01:19:06,507 --> 01:19:08,341
MOM, YOU MADE IT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
1566
01:19:08,342 --> 01:19:09,843
- OH, HONEY.
1567
01:19:09,844 --> 01:19:11,511
I AM SO SORRY
I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU.
1568
01:19:11,512 --> 01:19:12,896
THAT THING.
1569
01:19:12,897 --> 01:19:14,264
OH, MY GOSH.
1570
01:19:14,265 --> 01:19:15,665
BART'S HURT.
1571
01:19:15,666 --> 01:19:16,933
- NO.
WAS IT FIRE?
1572
01:19:16,934 --> 01:19:18,085
- YES.
1573
01:19:18,086 --> 01:19:19,837
- WE NEED TO MAKE
OUR NEXT MOVE NOW.
1574
01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:21,588
- WHAT DO WE GOT?
- THIS.
1575
01:19:21,589 --> 01:19:23,423
- OH, MAN.
ROCK AND ROLL.
1576
01:19:23,424 --> 01:19:25,225
I'M LOVING THIS TROLL
MORE AND MORE EVERY MINUTE.
1577
01:19:25,226 --> 01:19:27,394
- WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S FIRE PROTECTION.
1578
01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:29,396
- LET ME HAVE IT.
- NO, TIM.
1579
01:19:29,397 --> 01:19:31,781
- I'M THE FASTEST.
1580
01:19:31,782 --> 01:19:33,684
- ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA GO ALONE.
1581
01:19:33,685 --> 01:19:35,035
- OKAY.
1582
01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:36,870
- YOU DISTRACT,
AND WE'LL DO THE REST.
1583
01:19:36,871 --> 01:19:38,238
- WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
1584
01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:39,439
- YOU'RE BACKUP.
1585
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:40,657
- YEAH, WHAT'S THAT?
1586
01:19:40,658 --> 01:19:41,692
- YOU BACK US UP.
1587
01:19:41,693 --> 01:19:42,960
- LET'S GO, GUYS.
1588
01:19:42,961 --> 01:19:44,294
- NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T GO.
1589
01:19:44,295 --> 01:19:45,963
THAT THING'S GONNA KILL YOU.
- MOM.
1590
01:19:45,964 --> 01:19:47,965
- NO, ARTHUR, NO.
1591
01:19:47,966 --> 01:19:50,634
- MOM,
YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME.
1592
01:19:51,936 --> 01:19:56,206
MY FRIEND'S UP THERE,
AND HE'S HURT.
1593
01:19:58,943 --> 01:20:00,893
- ALL RIGHT.
1594
01:20:00,894 --> 01:20:03,013
- LET'S GO.
TIM, YOU GO UP FIRST.
1595
01:20:03,014 --> 01:20:03,897
- I WILL.
- BE CAREFUL.
1596
01:20:03,898 --> 01:20:07,467
- TIM,
DRINK THE ANTI-FIRE POTION.
1597
01:20:18,879 --> 01:20:21,098
- [blows raspberry]
1598
01:20:21,099 --> 01:20:23,750
OH, MY.
1599
01:20:23,751 --> 01:20:26,486
WHOA.
1600
01:20:26,487 --> 01:20:28,322
OH, OH, OH.
1601
01:20:28,323 --> 01:20:29,572
OH, MY.
1602
01:20:39,133 --> 01:20:41,885
- STAY LOW.
1603
01:20:41,886 --> 01:20:43,687
- BART.
1604
01:20:43,688 --> 01:20:45,071
HEY, BART.
1605
01:20:46,224 --> 01:20:48,225
- OH, SCARY.
SCARY.
1606
01:20:48,226 --> 01:20:49,892
OH, MY GOSH.
1607
01:20:57,585 --> 01:20:58,585
COOL.
1608
01:21:00,071 --> 01:21:02,539
- ARTHUR, YOU CAN'T.
1609
01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:03,941
- HE'S MY FRIEND.
1610
01:21:03,942 --> 01:21:06,910
- HE'S OUR FRIEND,
BUT WE GOT A DRAGON TO SLAY.
1611
01:21:25,712 --> 01:21:27,447
- TIM,
GET BACK IN THE SEWER.
1612
01:21:27,448 --> 01:21:31,718
- [roaring]
1613
01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:47,684
- TIM, COME ON.
1614
01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,886
- HURRY.
1615
01:21:49,887 --> 01:21:50,737
- HANG ON TO SOMETHING.
1616
01:21:50,738 --> 01:21:53,573
IT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLY BAD.
1617
01:21:53,574 --> 01:21:54,958
- OKAY, GET IN HERE.
GET IN HERE.
1618
01:21:54,959 --> 01:21:57,043
LAURA, GRAB THAT SHACKLE.
PUT IT ON YOUR ANKLE.
1619
01:21:57,044 --> 01:21:58,010
IT'LL KEEP YOU SAFE.
1620
01:21:58,011 --> 01:22:01,131
- OKAY.
1621
01:22:01,132 --> 01:22:02,849
- HEY, DARKSMOKE.
1622
01:22:02,850 --> 01:22:06,086
I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU,
1623
01:22:06,087 --> 01:22:08,288
BAD NEWS IN A BOTTLE.
1624
01:22:24,856 --> 01:22:27,974
[all screaming]
1625
01:22:27,975 --> 01:22:29,859
- HOLD ON!
- HOLD ON!
1626
01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:31,510
HOLD ON, SHANE!
1627
01:22:34,248 --> 01:22:35,181
- HOLD ON.
1628
01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:07,414
- IT'S COMING.
COME ON!
1629
01:23:07,415 --> 01:23:09,548
- [screams]
1630
01:23:09,549 --> 01:23:10,617
OH, I CAN'T GET IT.
1631
01:23:10,618 --> 01:23:12,402
[screams]
1632
01:23:12,403 --> 01:23:13,486
- GRAB MY PANTS.
1633
01:23:13,487 --> 01:23:16,740
THEY'RE NOT COMING OFF.
1634
01:23:16,741 --> 01:23:18,308
- HOLD ON!
1635
01:23:25,032 --> 01:23:27,917
- [grunting]
1636
01:23:31,371 --> 01:23:32,923
- HOLD ON!
HOLD ON!
1637
01:23:32,924 --> 01:23:37,560
[all screaming]
1638
01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:44,317
- HOLD ON!
1639
01:23:57,431 --> 01:23:58,497
- WE GOT YOU.
1640
01:23:58,498 --> 01:24:00,500
- [laughs]
1641
01:24:00,501 --> 01:24:03,120
NICE JOB.
1642
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:05,989
- [gasping]
1643
01:24:09,943 --> 01:24:11,477
ARE YOU OKAY?
1644
01:24:15,099 --> 01:24:15,899
- WE MADE IT.
1645
01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:16,967
OH, WE MADE IT.
1646
01:24:16,968 --> 01:24:18,034
- OH, YES!
1647
01:24:18,035 --> 01:24:19,102
both:
EW.
1648
01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:28,445
- OKAY.
1649
01:24:33,784 --> 01:24:36,585
OH, MY GOSH.
1650
01:24:36,586 --> 01:24:38,204
- IS HE...
1651
01:24:38,205 --> 01:24:40,323
- NO.
1652
01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:43,309
- WHAT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1653
01:24:47,131 --> 01:24:49,849
HONEY,
WHAT IS IT?
1654
01:25:00,261 --> 01:25:02,862
- COME ON, BART.
1655
01:25:02,863 --> 01:25:04,598
COME ON.
1656
01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,332
- ARTHUR.
1657
01:25:11,956 --> 01:25:13,873
- HE--HE'S CHANGING.
1658
01:25:13,874 --> 01:25:18,478
HE--HE'S--HE'S--
MOM, HE'S HEALING.
1659
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:23,149
LOOK.
1660
01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:25,619
- OH!
1661
01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:28,038
- [mumbles]
1662
01:25:28,039 --> 01:25:32,224
[laughter]
1663
01:25:32,225 --> 01:25:37,514
- HONEY, NEXT TIME,
BRING HOME A PUPPY.
1664
01:25:37,515 --> 01:25:40,316
[laughter]
1665
01:25:43,053 --> 01:25:44,520
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S HUNGRY?
1666
01:25:44,521 --> 01:25:46,222
- I AM.
- TIM IS.
1667
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:56,166
- I KNOW HE WANTED TO COOK,
BUT IS HE OKAY?
1668
01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:58,485
- YEAH, HE'S GOT THIS THING
ABOUT FIRE.
1669
01:25:58,486 --> 01:26:01,738
- YEAH, WELL...
[indistinct]
1670
01:26:01,739 --> 01:26:03,990
- I GOT DARKSMOKE.
1671
01:26:03,991 --> 01:26:05,325
- OUCH.
1672
01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:06,877
- [laughs]
1673
01:26:06,878 --> 01:26:08,094
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
1674
01:26:08,095 --> 01:26:10,697
I'VE GOT A CARD
THAT WILL BEAT THAT.
1675
01:26:10,698 --> 01:26:12,716
all:
WHOA.
1676
01:26:12,717 --> 01:26:15,585
- IT'S PART OF THE ELIXIR QUEST
HEROES EXTENSION DECK.
1677
01:26:15,586 --> 01:26:18,103
- BUT YOU FORGOT SOMEONE.
1678
01:26:18,104 --> 01:26:20,105
- YEAH, WHERE'S BART?
1679
01:26:20,106 --> 01:26:22,325
- BART HAS HIS OWN CARD.
1680
01:26:22,326 --> 01:26:24,794
- WELL,
THERE'S A CARD OF A TROLL,
1681
01:26:24,795 --> 01:26:27,063
BUT BART'S EARNED
HIS OWN CARD.
1682
01:26:27,064 --> 01:26:29,299
- YEAH.
1683
01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:30,917
- IT'S IN THE EXTENSION PACK.
1684
01:26:30,918 --> 01:26:33,737
I GAVE YOU GUYS A SNEAK PEEK
AT ELIXIR QUEST FEST.
1685
01:26:33,738 --> 01:26:37,523
SEE, THE ORIGINAL POTION
WASN'T MEANT FOR DARKSMOKE.
1686
01:26:37,524 --> 01:26:39,109
IT WAS MEANT FOR BART.
1687
01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:41,077
- HUH?
1688
01:26:41,078 --> 01:26:42,913
- WHOA.
1689
01:26:42,914 --> 01:26:45,081
THAT'S AMAZING.
1690
01:27:02,349 --> 01:27:05,017
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
1691
01:27:05,018 --> 01:27:06,770
- I DON'T KNOW.
1692
01:27:06,771 --> 01:27:07,904
- WHAT'S THE POTION FOR?
1693
01:27:07,905 --> 01:27:11,207
- BART.
1694
01:27:11,208 --> 01:27:12,642
- BART?
1695
01:27:12,643 --> 01:27:16,212
- IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT
ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE HERE TODAY.
1696
01:27:25,739 --> 01:27:28,674
- [groaning]
1697
01:27:50,398 --> 01:27:51,798
- WHOA.
1698
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:55,518
- WHOA.
1699
01:27:55,519 --> 01:27:56,853
- THAT'S AMAZING.
1700
01:27:56,854 --> 01:28:01,040
- TOBAR THE GOLDEN DRAGON.
1701
01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:02,841
- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
1702
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,538
- ARTHUR.
1703
01:28:22,729 --> 01:28:25,581
- [roaring]
1704
01:28:33,257 --> 01:28:36,359
- LOOK AT HOW FAST HE IS.
1705
01:28:38,295 --> 01:28:39,762
- WHOA.
1706
01:28:39,763 --> 01:28:41,798
- [laughing]
OH, YES.
1707
01:28:41,799 --> 01:28:42,832
LOOK AT THAT.
1708
01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:44,033
- THAT'S AWESOME.
1709
01:28:44,034 --> 01:28:46,619
- OH, NO WAY.
1710
01:28:46,620 --> 01:28:47,871
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
1711
01:28:47,872 --> 01:28:50,407
- OH, COMING RIGHT AT US.
1712
01:28:50,408 --> 01:28:51,958
WHOA.
- WHOA!
1713
01:28:51,959 --> 01:28:55,111
- [laughs]
1714
01:28:56,163 --> 01:28:58,131
- HE'S GOING HOME.
1715
01:29:47,431 --> 01:29:50,533
- UGH, THOSE FILTHY KIDS.
1716
01:29:50,534 --> 01:29:52,685
- MOM,
WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME?
1717
01:29:52,686 --> 01:29:54,854
- AH, I'VE STILL GOT TO DO
THE TOILETS.
1718
01:29:54,855 --> 01:29:56,689
- WELL, HURRY IT UP.
I'M HUNGRY.
1719
01:29:56,690 --> 01:29:59,625
- UGH.
[groans]
1720
01:29:59,626 --> 01:30:04,731
ARRGH, GET IN HERE,
YOU STUPID MOP.
1721
01:30:07,251 --> 01:30:08,584
- THERE.
1722
01:30:08,585 --> 01:30:09,652
OH, YEAH.
1723
01:30:09,653 --> 01:30:12,054
[laughs]
1724
01:30:32,892 --> 01:30:35,127
- ¶ BACK IN THE DAY,
WELL, THEY ALL USED TO SAY ¶
1725
01:30:35,128 --> 01:30:38,431
¶ THAT KING ARTHUR
REALLY HAD IT MADE ¶
1726
01:30:38,432 --> 01:30:41,701
¶ THERE WERE DRAGONS TO SLAY,
A PRINCESS TO SAVE ¶
1727
01:30:41,702 --> 01:30:44,871
¶ AND NO SUCH THING
AS GETTING GOOD GRADES ¶
1728
01:30:44,872 --> 01:30:48,040
¶ NO BULLIES TO BATTLE,
NO PRINCIPALS RATTLING OFF ¶
1729
01:30:48,041 --> 01:30:50,976
¶ EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER
DONE WRONG ¶
1730
01:30:50,977 --> 01:30:53,813
¶ JUST CASTLES AND KNIGHTS
WHO WERE UP FOR THE FIGHT ¶
1731
01:30:53,814 --> 01:30:57,316
¶ WHEN SOME EVIL DRAGON
CAME ALONG ¶
1732
01:30:57,317 --> 01:30:59,819
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1733
01:30:59,820 --> 01:31:03,489
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
1734
01:31:03,490 --> 01:31:05,925
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1735
01:31:05,926 --> 01:31:09,629
¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1736
01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:10,830
¶ THOSE DAYS ARE GONE ¶
1737
01:31:10,831 --> 01:31:12,264
¶ THERE'S NO SWORDS
TO BE DRAWN ¶
1738
01:31:12,265 --> 01:31:15,334
¶ IT'S AN ORDINARY
EVERYDAY BORE ¶
1739
01:31:15,335 --> 01:31:18,304
¶ BUT IF DRAGONS WERE BACK
I'LL BE FIRST TO ATTACK ¶
1740
01:31:18,305 --> 01:31:21,874
¶ BETWEEN HOMEWORK,
SCHOOL, AND CHORES ¶
1741
01:31:21,875 --> 01:31:24,376
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1742
01:31:24,377 --> 01:31:28,013
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
1743
01:31:28,014 --> 01:31:30,616
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1744
01:31:30,617 --> 01:31:34,587
¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1745
01:31:34,588 --> 01:31:37,423
¶ ON A ROLL WITH A TROLL ¶
1746
01:31:37,424 --> 01:31:40,392
¶ ON A QUEST WE WILL GO ¶
1747
01:31:40,393 --> 01:31:46,532
¶ FIGHTING A WAR
IN THE HALLWAYS AND SEWERS ¶
1748
01:31:46,533 --> 01:31:48,968
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1749
01:31:48,969 --> 01:31:52,672
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
1750
01:31:52,673 --> 01:31:55,207
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1751
01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:58,878
¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1752
01:31:58,879 --> 01:32:01,413
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1753
01:32:01,414 --> 01:32:05,017
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
TO SAVE THE DAY ¶
1754
01:32:05,018 --> 01:32:07,487
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1755
01:32:07,488 --> 01:32:11,256
¶ 'CAUSE I'M
A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
1756
01:32:11,257 --> 01:32:13,826
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1757
01:32:13,827 --> 01:32:17,396
¶ I'M JUST AN AVERAGE TEENAGER
SAVING THE DAY ¶
1758
01:32:17,397 --> 01:32:19,932
¶ I AM NOT AFRAID ¶
1759
01:32:19,933 --> 01:32:23,319
¶ 'CAUSE I'M A TEENAGE DRAGON,
A TEENAGE DRAGON ¶
1760
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:29,008
¶ A TEENAGE DRAGONSLAYER ¶
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