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There are no American
combat forces in Laos.
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We are concerned by the
North Vietnamese move into Laos.
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50000 North Vietnamese
are there at the present time.
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American participation in Laos is at
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the request
of the neutralist government
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which was set up in accordance
with the 1962 accords, agreed to
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by Hanoi, Peking, and the USSR.
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We have been providing
logistical support
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and some training
to avoid Laos falling
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under Communist domination.
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No American manpower in Laos
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is there on a combat basis.
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Come on!
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Gene, no!
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No chance.
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Get back! Stay back!
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Son of a bitch.
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Gene...
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To hell with the cargo!
Is he dead?
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Well, Rob, if he's not
he's very, very calm.
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Jesus, I'm sorry.
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Hey, Gene
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We're not here right now.
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I saw Nixon on TV.
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So we're not actually here
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and this didn't happen.
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Maybe not for you
and not for Nixon
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but it happened for Doug.
We sure go through pilots.
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Gene! Remember!
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Shhh!
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Since we're not here, I don't remember
what the fuck you didn't say.
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These pilots are head cases!
Yeah.
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And the worst part is
we need more of 'em.
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Now to our "eye in the sky"
pilot Billy Covington.
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How ya doing up there?
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I think the music speaks for me:
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"All I want is to be 'a free
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live my life the way I want 'a be."
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How's the traffic, Billy?
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Traffic's kinda depressing. Sad.
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Real congested.
Kinda bumsy looking
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to tell you.
We've heard there's
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a whale of a jam on the 103.
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Yeah. You know why?
That's why we
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go to you, Bill.
I'll tell you.
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'Cause most drivers turn into
pagan rubbernecks, hoping
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to see a fatality. Makes a
gawker's block
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for a coupla miles back.
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Not unlike this moron
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in the brown 18 wheeler from
Rubio moving and hauling.
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'Scuse me a sec, Stevie.
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Move your truck!
An ambulance is coming!
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Fuck you, "eye in the sky!"
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Fuck me?
Yeah! Fuck you!
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What'd you say?
I said fuck you!
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You want a convertible?
Get down here
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fucking punk. I'll kick your ass!
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You airborne piece of shit!
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This is Rock 1080, where else can you
get such in depth traffic reporting?
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You should be arrested!
This is very dangerous!
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I'll bust that whirlybird
to hell and back!
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License SUSPEN DED
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Hey, Billy.
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Who are you?
Heard about your fall from grace.
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An adventurer without an adventure.
Wrong.
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Nothing lower than a grounded pilot.
Who are you?
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I want to ask you why you flew
so low over that accident?
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The ambulance couldn't get through.
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I want to be down in the action.
Thought so.
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The thing that got you fired here
can get you hired in Laos.
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There's a war there!
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In Vietnam, not Laos.
You saw the President on TV?
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Heckle and Jeckle talk on TV
doesn't mean
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I believe birds can really talk.
Point taken.
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But there's no war in Laos.
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You can take that to the bank.
Who'll be signing my checks?
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Our outfit's called Air America.
Strictly civilian.
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American Pilots. Men like you.
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Wild men flying cargo and
refugees in the wild East.
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FAA took my ticket, man.
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Get you a new one in Taiwan.
No sweat.
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Who are you?
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Your biggest fan.
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What's it supposed to be?
Sound of the torment of war.
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When the enemy hears this
coming from your planes
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they'll flip. The North Vietnamese
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are pouring into Laos heading to
Saigon along the Ho Chi Minh trail
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hooking up with their Commie buddies.
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We blast 'em with this stuff
they panic, they scatter. I admit
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it's a dangerous mission.
Worse than dangerous.
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This is embarrassing, man!
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They'll point and laugh!
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This tape
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was made by experts for maximum
psychological effect.
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You've got no idea
who you're fighting here.
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You know more about it
than American Intelligence.
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Don't use the word "intelligence"
to describe your job.
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Rob Diehl? Hi.
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I'm Billy Covington.
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Welcome.
Thanks.
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You have some paperwork?
Nice bat.
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Billy is one of you guys.
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Thanks. So talk to 'em.
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Hi, guys.
What brings you here, Covington?
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I hear there's some good flying.
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Good flying?
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Yeah?
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Depends where you're coming from.
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Where are you coming from?
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From L.A. The west coast of the US.
Where are you coming from?
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From the dark side of the moon.
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And I'm going back there soon.
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The golden BB is coming.
My bat.
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Nomenclature: BB, gold.
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Ordinance: Personnel, Neely.
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And the four rounds you can't...
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Pilot hi jinks.
It's their way of coping.
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Pilot hi jinks?
This is psychotic behavior.
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Psychotic behavior is company policy
at Air America. I'm Gene Ryack.
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Take Billy on his orientation flight.
OK with me. Is it OK with you?
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Let's get in the wind.
Give him the bat.
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This is Long Tieng, right?
Right.
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There's nothing here on the map.
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Well I guess it's like Rob says.
We're not here.
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Which means you're not seeing
the second biggest city in Laos
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built from scratch
by the U. S. Government.
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And we really don't run 400 flights
or ship 100 tons of cargo
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medicine, weapons
or local troops, like those.
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"Anywhere, anything, any time."
That's our motto.
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We fly C 123, Helio Couriers
fairly normal machines.
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But the real fun is playing
with these freaky planes.
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These aren't legal in the US.
This ain't the States.
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Damn right.
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Watcha got today?
Peanut butter and mayo. What you got?
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Flight schedule.
About time
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You seem to be doing OK.
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I do all right in the air
I tend to fuck up on the ground.
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Mind if I look in your logbook?
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14 months of bush flying in Canada.
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Bush flying?
Yeah, bush flying.
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2 months crop dusting
outside of Fresno.
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Fresno. You’re a real fucking hero.
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You flew "eye in the sky"?
Excuse me, is that an Uzi?
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That'd make a great ad:
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"Excuse me, is that an Uzi?"
"Why yes
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self defense is no joke.
That's why I pack an Uzi.
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Accept no substitutes."
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Show him your amulet, Gene!
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What's in there?
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The ashes of my big toe. Shot off
through the floor of the cockpit.
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Not far from here.
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You get shot here?
It was ugly.
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He had it cremated.
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Always has it with him.
Wait a sec.
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No one told me about losing toes.
He never mentioned toe loss.
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Who
The recruiter.
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Why didn't you get it
sewn back on?
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When a piece of me gets shot off
I don't want it back.
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It's still with us in spirit.
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You understand?
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In spirit, toe ism.
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Royal Asian Airlines Flight No. 744.
Arriving at gate 12.
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Glad you could make it, sir.
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A US senator? In my back yard?
On a fact finding mission?
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He's not gonna find any facts.
I promise.
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Certainly not about our little deal.
Besides, he's a dimwit.
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He had a tractor dealership
before he got elected.
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Harry Truman sold cheap suits
he wound up dropping an atomic bomb.
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Welcome to Vientiane, sir.
Thank you, Ambassador Marloff.
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Senator, this is major Lemond.
I'm sure you've heard of him.
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Of course. Where's the uniform, Major?
Too hot for all those ribbons?
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You going civvie on us?
I'm a civilian now.
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With the Air Force at heart.
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Thank you. Put bag in big car.
Senator...
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I know.
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Sorry
have no local dinero.
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Give tip later OK?
Senator!
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This is General Lu Soong
Supreme Commander of the Allies.
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Get a load of Senator Tact here.
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When you go to France, you have
General DeGaulle carry luggage?
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Rob, the bag.
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I'll take that, sir. Your jacket?
Thank you.
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Lighten up on the stick.
We're gonna land.
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Land? Where?
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I'll show you.
Oh, come on.
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That's not a strip, it's a mountain.
Full flap, 3 cranks.
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Please don't do this.
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That was great. How was it for you?
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There're people in the jungle!
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Don't, I know them.
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Who are they?
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Friends of my wife.
Little one's my brother in law
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with a business proposition.
Don't do that.
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Six crates of weapons.
I'll make you a good offer.
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The Russians air dropped them
for the Pathet Lao.
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We stole 'em. Brand new.
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I'll give you 400 kips.
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400? You want a slingshot?
800 kips!
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600, and it's a deal.
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Brother in laws are the same all over.
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He's ripping me off...
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Deal!
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You use my orientation flight
for some private scam?
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Welcome to the orient.
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This is my retirement plan!
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I've been flying fifteen years and
want my chunk of the American dream.
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Running guns?
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OK, this is the hard part.
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I noticed, no radar.
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Right, just dead reckoning.
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I can handle it.
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Good.
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Gene, sit down. Check this out!
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Pretty good, huh?
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OK, we almost hit that at 3700
feet. Any higher peaks than that?
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At 3700 feet! Any higher
peaks around here?
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Yeah.
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I need green.
Don't use mine.
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We gotta get on a new
safety height, OK?
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Hey, I was going for that one!
You did that on purpose.
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Last time you colored the sky pink.
Are we south or east of
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the Atlantic here?
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South or east?
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South or east?
East! Don't bother me!
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Stay on your side!
It's my coloring book.
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If you want to color
you have to be nice to me.
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Hey, Senator
let us show you the real Laos!
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Sir, he's getting out.
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Senator, wait!
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Those pilots are drunk.
Not just drunk
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they're drunk Americans.
Hey, fellas!
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Pitchin' a little woo, are ya?
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Don't be embarrassed.
I may look like an old fart
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but before I found the lord, I partook
of wine, women, and song, too.
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But seriously, even though you won't
get any medals, or be in history books
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some of us in Washington know exactly
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what you're doing for the war effort.
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Could you explain it to us?
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It's just as heavy as Vietnam.
No!
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Never compare the two.
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Vietnam is for niggers and no necks.
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Sorry
it's the Mai Tai talking.
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This is a gentleman's war
a thinking man's war.
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Hello.
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Corinne Landreaux
this is Billy Covington.
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She helps our Asian brothers
in the hills. Thanks.
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Hey, I kid, because I care.
250
00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:21,715
You know what the whole problem
with the Vietnam war is?
251
00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:28,347
It's too public.
A secret war is the way to go.
252
00:26:28,931 --> 00:26:32,393
No reporters, no TV
You blackout the war
253
00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:36,772
like a football game.
And y'know what?
254
00:26:39,316 --> 00:26:40,776
We can't lose.
255
00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:44,071
Can I ask you one thing?
256
00:26:45,155 --> 00:26:49,159
Is it a kinky turn on for you
to bring her to a whorehouse with you?
257
00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:55,958
This is not just a whorehouse.
Men talk business here.
258
00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,836
I was just getting used to
this being a war.
259
00:27:00,671 --> 00:27:03,173
Who told you
they were two different things?
260
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:05,467
Rob, I need you outside.
261
00:27:06,051 --> 00:27:08,137
And clear headed!
262
00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:22,693
Worried, Rob?
263
00:27:23,277 --> 00:27:27,781
I wonder what the Pepsi people
would think if they knew.
264
00:27:28,991 --> 00:27:31,702
Don't you ever wonder?
No.
265
00:27:32,286 --> 00:27:35,581
I wonder how many pilots
already know about his place.
266
00:27:40,836 --> 00:27:44,840
Heroin good, very good.
You want to try?
267
00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:49,303
With all due respect
I'm not here for a taste test.
268
00:27:49,887 --> 00:27:53,474
I'm here to ask you again
269
00:27:54,058 --> 00:27:57,353
to shut this lab down
just while the Senator is here.
270
00:27:57,936 --> 00:28:03,192
Why you not tell baggage man
Senator to go home? Kick out!
271
00:28:03,984 --> 00:28:06,570
I wish it were that simple.
272
00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:10,991
In a civilized country like yours
it would be.
273
00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:16,914
But in this case, it's easier
to shut down this lab.
274
00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:19,875
Then you and me be poor
and cannot pay for war.
275
00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:24,088
If we don't sell heroin
no money to feed my soldiers.
276
00:28:24,672 --> 00:28:27,925
No, Major.
Better we stay good friends.
277
00:28:29,301 --> 00:28:32,680
You take care of silly
suitcase man OK?
278
00:28:34,973 --> 00:28:36,600
Of course, General.
279
00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:41,397
As always, you are right.
280
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,668
Something wrong?
281
00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:08,215
I was always the weirdest guy in the
room. Here I'm not in the running.
282
00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:11,427
You can be as weird as anyone here.
283
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,430
It just takes a little time.
284
00:29:15,639 --> 00:29:18,142
I feel like I'm on
a roller coaster of bar girls
285
00:29:18,726 --> 00:29:21,437
strange squiggly signs
weird vehicles and
286
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,522
more bar girls, and Mai Tais and
287
00:29:24,106 --> 00:29:28,610
what am I doing here?
I ask myself that all the time.
288
00:29:29,153 --> 00:29:33,073
Why am I here?
Why am I here?
289
00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:37,578
A taste of the States, feel better?
290
00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:41,290
Yeah, everything's back to normal now.
Good.
291
00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:58,223
Nice silencer.
292
00:29:58,807 --> 00:30:01,435
I am a very considerate person.
293
00:30:02,186 --> 00:30:06,565
If I want to shoot lizards at night
on my miniature golf course
294
00:30:07,232 --> 00:30:10,194
no reason to keep the neighbors awake.
295
00:30:10,778 --> 00:30:14,281
You follow me?
Yeah, at a distance.
296
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:21,872
You're all right... fuckin' punk.
297
00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:27,461
Jack's the only man you ever met
with his own miniature golf course.
298
00:30:28,045 --> 00:30:32,508
Why don't you open this place up
and charge admission?
299
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,968
You guys can do that when I'm gone.
300
00:30:35,594 --> 00:30:38,180
You guys get it in my will.
Oh, shit. Please!
301
00:30:39,014 --> 00:30:41,225
Jack's got a point:
302
00:30:41,809 --> 00:30:43,769
The old timers don't get a pension.
303
00:30:44,353 --> 00:30:47,648
Each pilot has to work out
his own retirement scam.
304
00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:52,945
Gino, how's your guns and ammo shop?
Building up inventory?
305
00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:57,950
You ever gonna sell?
Never make a move too soon.
306
00:30:58,534 --> 00:31:01,996
I got a foolproof plan.
I'll take my money...
307
00:31:02,579 --> 00:31:05,416
...and fly a Coppertone banner
over Coney Island
308
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,045
and tell war stories in bars.
309
00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:20,180
"The golden BB's coming up
to Neely now..."
310
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:29,606
Why you do that?
311
00:31:30,774 --> 00:31:32,026
Why the fuck?
312
00:31:41,285 --> 00:31:43,454
Hey, professionalism.
313
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:47,249
How often do you guys
go on a bender like this?
314
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,085
Bender?
This is just nighttime.
315
00:32:19,490 --> 00:32:20,574
O.V.!
316
00:32:21,158 --> 00:32:24,244
Wake Billy!
I gotta bring him to work.
317
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,378
Wake up, junior! Wake up!
318
00:32:45,808 --> 00:32:49,144
It's OK. He likes to fly.
319
00:33:41,655 --> 00:33:42,823
Good morning!
320
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,923
Crazy Americans!
321
00:35:06,490 --> 00:35:08,325
Gene.
Morning, Rob. Morning.
322
00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:12,955
Pick up Senator Davenport
at the Vientiane airport
323
00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:15,624
and take him up to the
refugee camp at Bien Luc.
324
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:19,128
Lips zipped about this airbase.
325
00:35:19,712 --> 00:35:23,716
If he's dying for local action
just dazzle him with bullshit.
326
00:35:24,299 --> 00:35:27,720
We got nothing else
to dazzle him with.
327
00:35:28,303 --> 00:35:29,680
See ya!
328
00:35:32,641 --> 00:35:35,352
Gene!
Don't fuck around with the Senator.
329
00:35:35,936 --> 00:35:39,148
What do you mean?
He's on a need to know basis.
330
00:35:39,732 --> 00:35:43,777
The mushroom treatment: Keep him
in the dark and feed him on shit.
331
00:35:51,493 --> 00:35:53,620
What's he doing to your plane?
332
00:35:54,204 --> 00:35:56,623
He's purifying it.
It's a Buddhist ritual.
333
00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:20,564
Gene, is there
a secret air base around here?
334
00:36:21,148 --> 00:36:23,108
Which air base, sir?
335
00:36:26,195 --> 00:36:28,447
I feel I'm being
kept out of the loop.
336
00:36:29,031 --> 00:36:32,493
What do I know.
I'm just a luggage boy.
337
00:36:33,077 --> 00:36:36,288
General, stop pouting.
I apologized.
338
00:36:36,872 --> 00:36:39,041
I should be carrying your luggage.
339
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:42,795
That's how much the US government
values your support.
340
00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:49,259
I hear that the USA finish war
and leave Southeast Asia.
341
00:36:49,843 --> 00:36:52,930
Without suitcase.
General
342
00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:57,810
if things get too hairy for us
politically, we have to bug out
343
00:36:58,394 --> 00:36:59,645
and bring you with us.
344
00:37:00,229 --> 00:37:03,148
We take care of our buddies.
You take care of shit!
345
00:37:03,732 --> 00:37:08,028
We've made general Ky in Vietnam
a very generous offer.
346
00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:12,074
I know Marshal Ky.
He's small time.
347
00:37:12,658 --> 00:37:15,494
After war he want to be in America
liquor store owner.
348
00:37:16,078 --> 00:37:19,915
I not going from being warlord
to liquor store owner!
349
00:37:22,793 --> 00:37:27,047
Tell the Senator
what you really want, General.
350
00:37:27,631 --> 00:37:29,717
Come on, don't be shy.
351
00:37:31,176 --> 00:37:33,804
Holiday Inn. Southern California.
352
00:37:34,388 --> 00:37:36,140
Owner and operator.
353
00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:40,853
That could be difficult.
354
00:37:42,187 --> 00:37:43,689
You find all this funny?
355
00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:47,026
Very. But, hell, Senator
356
00:37:47,609 --> 00:37:50,738
If you can't laugh at war
what's the use of fighting?
357
00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:56,452
You've got a good point!
358
00:38:25,314 --> 00:38:28,067
What's that tin horn general
doing in my camp?
359
00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:32,529
Corinne, this is Senator Davenport.
Welcome, Senator.
360
00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:38,202
Corinne Landreaux from US Aid.
May I show you around?
361
00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:43,499
Your boss picked a hell of a place
in the heart of opium country.
362
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:47,127
My first choice was Kansas
but nothing was free.
363
00:38:47,711 --> 00:38:50,297
There's only
mountains and poppies here.
364
00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:55,636
You stay two, three weeks here?
At best, then we leave.
365
00:38:56,470 --> 00:38:58,972
This is noble work you do.
366
00:38:59,556 --> 00:39:04,061
Thank you, Senator.
I'll see you at the plane. Bye.
367
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,150
Look at him operate!
368
00:39:11,110 --> 00:39:14,238
He's shanghaiing men and boys
for his private army.
369
00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:18,075
That's an ugly word.
What would you call it?
370
00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:21,495
I'd say he's showing charisma.
Charisma?
371
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:26,000
These people have
different values than we do.
372
00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:30,379
But the nice part is we're all
pulling together for the same cause.
373
00:39:30,963 --> 00:39:32,548
The same cause?
374
00:39:33,132 --> 00:39:35,801
Soong's only cause is General Soong.
Don't you get it?
375
00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:41,140
The CIA flies drugs for him
so he loans us his troops.
376
00:39:41,724 --> 00:39:44,643
You know what?
You've been working your butt off
377
00:39:45,227 --> 00:39:49,440
under the hot sun
and God bless you for it.
378
00:39:50,232 --> 00:39:52,443
But you're starting to rave.
379
00:39:53,235 --> 00:39:55,237
I think you need a vacation.
380
00:39:59,491 --> 00:40:00,492
Have a nice day.
381
00:40:01,076 --> 00:40:02,911
Thanks for coming.
382
00:40:03,495 --> 00:40:07,624
You do me great honor
for come to Nino's, Excellency.
383
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,127
Thank you, Nino.
384
00:40:14,631 --> 00:40:16,842
I'm concerned, gentlemen.
385
00:40:17,426 --> 00:40:19,762
We're not children in Congress.
General Song...
386
00:40:20,346 --> 00:40:24,975
Soong.
Is up to something with opium.
387
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:28,520
Now, nobody's perfect
not even our allies.
388
00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:35,944
But seriously, when we hear rumors
of Americans taking drug money
389
00:40:36,528 --> 00:40:40,991
it endangers the entire war.
Now I want to know the truth.
390
00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:45,454
I'm afraid
we've been keeping the truth from you.
391
00:40:46,038 --> 00:40:50,709
We suspect that our planes
are being used to fly Opium
392
00:40:51,293 --> 00:40:53,003
from the highlands
to Vientiane
393
00:40:53,587 --> 00:40:55,756
where it is processed into heroin.
Dear God.
394
00:40:58,217 --> 00:41:00,594
Why wasn't I told before?
395
00:41:01,178 --> 00:41:03,681
We've made a grave mistake.
396
00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:08,060
We were trying to protect
the good name of our pilots, sir.
397
00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:10,688
You mean our pilots...
398
00:41:12,606 --> 00:41:14,566
...are smuggling narcotics?
399
00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:19,446
Not all of 'em, sir.
Just a few bad apples.
400
00:41:20,114 --> 00:41:22,491
They know we can't
inspect every piece of cargo.
401
00:41:23,075 --> 00:41:25,077
So they take advantage of our trust.
402
00:41:26,245 --> 00:41:28,831
Do you know who they are?
We'll find out.
403
00:41:29,498 --> 00:41:34,086
I pledge to you
we'll find those rotten apples.
404
00:42:24,845 --> 00:42:27,306
Hey, General.
What's the cargo?
405
00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,808
None of your business.
406
00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,562
Your cargo's loaded.
407
00:42:35,481 --> 00:42:37,733
Here's your co pilot.
408
00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:41,278
Enjoy the animals, fellas.
409
00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:45,532
What?
410
00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:48,619
I got a bad feeling this morning.
411
00:42:49,328 --> 00:42:52,456
Don't worry, we won't run into
any golden BB'S, OK?
412
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,168
I'll be your good luck charm.
No bullets.
413
00:43:13,686 --> 00:43:16,563
Rice drop's first
then the 3 little pigs.
414
00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:19,400
There's no sign on the last one.
415
00:43:19,983 --> 00:43:22,569
General Soong
supervised the loading.
416
00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:25,155
So, what would that be?
417
00:43:28,534 --> 00:43:30,077
Come up to a 12 o'clock.
418
00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:36,500
First drop zone coming up!
419
00:43:39,169 --> 00:43:40,337
Stand by!
420
00:43:42,548 --> 00:43:43,716
Coming up on it.
421
00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:47,761
Looking good.
422
00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:49,513
Air speed's good.
423
00:43:51,682 --> 00:43:53,017
Altitude's good.
424
00:43:59,857 --> 00:44:00,566
Three.
425
00:44:01,483 --> 00:44:02,443
Two.
426
00:44:03,068 --> 00:44:04,278
One.
427
00:44:05,237 --> 00:44:05,863
Now!
428
00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:16,457
Kwan went out the back!
What?
429
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:19,084
Has she got a chute?
430
00:44:19,668 --> 00:44:21,962
No.
What? We gotta go back!
431
00:44:22,546 --> 00:44:25,507
No. You never go back.
What do you mean?
432
00:44:26,091 --> 00:44:30,846
You just lost your kicker!
You never go back.
433
00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:38,062
Jesus Christ
you meet someone and they die.
434
00:44:40,105 --> 00:44:43,859
They should always wear chutes.
435
00:44:51,116 --> 00:44:52,159
Hey, come on!
436
00:44:54,662 --> 00:44:56,121
That's not funny! OK?
437
00:44:56,789 --> 00:44:58,624
That's not funny!
438
00:45:06,590 --> 00:45:08,550
Billy, how's it going?
439
00:45:09,968 --> 00:45:10,427
Great.
440
00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:17,559
Listen.
Nino's got lobster tonight
441
00:45:18,143 --> 00:45:21,522
but you gotta order in advance.
You up for some of that?
442
00:45:22,106 --> 00:45:25,234
Lobster again?
If I'm still alive I'd like some.
443
00:45:25,818 --> 00:45:27,945
Good, I'll radio in
444
00:45:28,529 --> 00:45:33,242
a reservation.
9 o'clock OK for you guys?
445
00:45:33,826 --> 00:45:36,495
Great
Rodger that.
446
00:45:38,288 --> 00:45:39,790
Hell of a war, man.
447
00:45:41,834 --> 00:45:44,545
340. 12 o'clock coming up.
448
00:45:45,129 --> 00:45:46,463
Stand by.
449
00:45:54,596 --> 00:45:55,681
Comin' up on it.
450
00:45:56,265 --> 00:45:57,307
Three. Two.
451
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,560
One.
452
00:46:00,269 --> 00:46:01,061
Now!
453
00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:24,877
Shit!
454
00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:27,379
Quit it!
455
00:46:31,759 --> 00:46:32,760
Oh man.
456
00:46:33,886 --> 00:46:36,388
Who's shooting at us?
Here? Everybody.
457
00:46:40,976 --> 00:46:44,605
I'm not gonna die
dropping pigs from the sky.
458
00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:49,818
The golden BB.
I knew it.
459
00:46:50,444 --> 00:46:53,614
Just a question of when.
I knew you were coming.
460
00:46:54,198 --> 00:46:56,325
I saw it in the mirror this morning
461
00:46:56,909 --> 00:47:00,663
when I cut myself shaving.
I saw it, bright as the sun.
462
00:47:07,044 --> 00:47:09,546
Jack, we're hit in number 2!
Extinguisher!
463
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:12,341
There goes an engine. Of course.
464
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,056
Hey! Wake up, man!
465
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,725
Check the oil pressure.
466
00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:25,938
Check the oil pressure!
Dropping.
467
00:47:26,522 --> 00:47:28,273
Check number 1!
468
00:47:28,857 --> 00:47:29,608
Number 1 OK.
469
00:47:30,818 --> 00:47:33,570
Is 9:30 okay? Nino says
he can't get us a table earlier.
470
00:47:34,154 --> 00:47:36,865
Gene, we're hit, throwing fuel!
We're going down!
471
00:47:37,449 --> 00:47:40,035
You still in gun range?
Yes.
472
00:47:40,953 --> 00:47:44,665
Change altitude and heading
every few seconds. Gimme a location.
473
00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:50,129
Jack! Got a minute? Location!
Stop snoozing!
474
00:47:53,132 --> 00:47:54,800
2 miles south of Tango 7.
475
00:47:56,093 --> 00:48:00,389
There's a strip just the other
side of Tango 7. Can you make it?
476
00:48:00,973 --> 00:48:02,099
Doubt it!
477
00:48:02,683 --> 00:48:04,393
Come on, man. You can make it.
478
00:48:05,144 --> 00:48:08,731
Jeez, I'll make it.
10 degrees right.
479
00:48:09,314 --> 00:48:10,983
Welcome back!
480
00:48:12,568 --> 00:48:13,444
Did I leave?
481
00:48:18,741 --> 00:48:22,411
Wild Dog to base.
Pilots in jeopardy near Tango 7.
482
00:48:22,995 --> 00:48:24,997
Am heading over there.
483
00:48:25,581 --> 00:48:28,417
Maintain course, Wild Dog.
We'll send a recon plane.
484
00:48:29,001 --> 00:48:31,378
Wild Dog, you copy?
485
00:48:31,962 --> 00:48:33,589
Wild Dog to base. Fuck off.
486
00:48:38,886 --> 00:48:40,304
Where we at?
487
00:48:41,096 --> 00:48:42,514
You see it?
No.
488
00:48:43,098 --> 00:48:44,391
1 o'clock.
489
00:48:45,726 --> 00:48:47,728
I got it.
Landing gear down!
490
00:48:48,312 --> 00:48:49,188
Coming down.
491
00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:58,614
It's not going down!
Don't worry. Go to manual.
492
00:49:04,578 --> 00:49:07,498
What have we got?
Nothing so far.
493
00:49:08,374 --> 00:49:11,377
We're gonna jump. Kwanh!
Put your 'chute on!
494
00:49:16,924 --> 00:49:19,635
You too, Neely.
Put your 'chute on, man!
495
00:49:20,219 --> 00:49:24,390
I'm riding it in with you.
No! I want you off!
496
00:49:26,767 --> 00:49:31,814
When I level out, jump! OK?
I'm taking it in with you! No!
497
00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:35,401
The only thing God
drops from the sky is bird shit!
498
00:49:35,984 --> 00:49:37,444
Bird shit and you!
499
00:49:38,028 --> 00:49:41,490
That's new.
Birdshit and catatonic pilots.
500
00:49:42,074 --> 00:49:43,242
Jump!
501
00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:53,377
OK, you're next!
502
00:49:54,628 --> 00:49:57,631
You're most vulnerable
floating down in a 'chute.
503
00:49:58,215 --> 00:50:00,050
I'll get a golden BB up my ass!
504
00:50:00,634 --> 00:50:04,430
If it doesn't open
I can use my reserve...
505
00:50:05,014 --> 00:50:06,515
Get up, man! Please!
506
00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,269
See you down there. Good luck!
507
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:19,445
I have never had to
jump out of an airplane before!
508
00:50:22,573 --> 00:50:23,866
I'm a fucking den mother!
509
00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:34,543
OK, can you run, man? Let's go!
510
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,390
What are you doing back here?
511
00:50:48,974 --> 00:50:51,393
I forgot my Nikon!
Here it is.
512
00:50:51,977 --> 00:50:54,730
You want it? Then jump!
Yes!
513
00:50:55,773 --> 00:50:57,441
You put on your parachute!
514
00:50:58,025 --> 00:50:59,485
I'm afraid of heights.
515
00:51:13,916 --> 00:51:14,792
Jump!
516
00:51:16,752 --> 00:51:17,961
Jump!
517
00:51:18,629 --> 00:51:19,546
Bye, now!
518
00:54:01,959 --> 00:54:04,461
Billy, come in.
519
00:54:18,642 --> 00:54:21,395
You satisfied or disappointed
that we're alive?
520
00:54:21,979 --> 00:54:26,275
The jungle is full of Commies
bandits, and headhunters.
521
00:54:26,859 --> 00:54:28,861
We're not alive yet.
522
00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:33,824
Want a piece of Juicy Fruit?
No, I do not.
523
00:54:34,408 --> 00:54:36,076
We going home!
524
00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:39,621
Soon, Kwanh.
No. We go now. Look!
525
00:54:42,249 --> 00:54:44,209
Look, we going home.
526
00:55:28,462 --> 00:55:29,755
Good afternoon!
527
00:55:34,134 --> 00:55:35,427
Hiya, General.
528
00:55:38,847 --> 00:55:40,432
Guess you missed us back there.
529
00:55:41,016 --> 00:55:44,770
Sure is nice
to see some "friendlies" down here.
530
00:55:46,021 --> 00:55:48,107
It's got a couple dings on it.
531
00:55:48,982 --> 00:55:52,236
Sure hope they don't
take it out of my paycheck.
532
00:55:53,988 --> 00:55:56,907
Nothin' a coupla days in the
shop won't fix...
533
00:55:59,243 --> 00:56:00,619
Lemme give you a hand.
534
00:56:07,501 --> 00:56:10,004
Guess you're in a hurry, huh?
535
00:56:11,588 --> 00:56:12,673
God, these are heavy!
536
00:56:13,257 --> 00:56:16,010
Gonna be a tight squeeze, huh?
537
00:56:16,593 --> 00:56:17,302
Hey, man!
538
00:56:19,513 --> 00:56:20,973
What about us?
539
00:56:26,228 --> 00:56:27,646
You're leaving us here?
540
00:56:29,398 --> 00:56:30,858
Goddammit! Fuck!
541
00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:49,626
We not go home now.
542
00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:52,463
Opium go home now.
543
00:56:53,213 --> 00:56:57,343
There was opium on that?
Opium, you got it.
544
00:56:58,761 --> 00:57:00,554
And he took it instead of us?
545
00:57:01,138 --> 00:57:03,599
You helped him load it, pal.
546
00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:19,198
You go north of the strip, I'll look
here. We'll find 'em.
547
00:57:19,782 --> 00:57:22,910
If we hurry we can still make
that 9:30 table at Nino's.
548
00:57:23,494 --> 00:57:25,829
Sounds good, Gene. See ya!
549
00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:33,170
Where is everybody?
550
00:57:37,925 --> 00:57:39,677
Quit it, OK?
551
00:58:00,406 --> 00:58:04,535
Trouble for our boys
off your right wing, jungle's
552
00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:07,079
crawlin' with black pyjamas.
553
00:58:35,858 --> 00:58:36,859
Billy, move!
554
00:59:02,092 --> 00:59:03,344
I quit!
555
00:59:19,485 --> 00:59:20,319
Any extra holes?
556
00:59:20,903 --> 00:59:24,615
No.
Wild Dog to base enemy at Tango 7.
557
00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:28,994
Everyone's unfriendly here.
Even the "friendlies!"
558
00:59:30,371 --> 00:59:33,207
Why are they so unfriendly?
They haven't gotten to know us yet.
559
00:59:36,627 --> 00:59:37,544
Why are they shooting?
560
00:59:38,128 --> 00:59:40,798
'Cause they're unfriendly.
561
00:59:48,305 --> 00:59:52,643
You're losing oil pressure...
I already lost tail rotor response.
562
00:59:54,895 --> 00:59:57,231
Put on your belt!
563
00:59:59,858 --> 01:00:05,114
I don't want to crash twice today!
But my crashes are the best!
564
01:00:05,990 --> 01:00:07,866
You're at 40!
565
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:12,413
You're redlining!
566
01:00:13,372 --> 01:00:15,624
You're redlining!
567
01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:21,422
Autorotate!
Wild Dog to base.
568
01:00:22,006 --> 01:00:25,217
We're going in 3/4 of a mile
southwest of Tango 7.
569
01:00:48,741 --> 01:00:52,828
Great rescue, huh?
I thought you had this blessed.
570
01:00:53,412 --> 01:00:56,040
I thought the monk wasn't
really concentrating.
571
01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:58,292
We gotta drop, you know.
572
01:00:58,876 --> 01:01:01,712
No, man.
We gotta, we're sniper bait.
573
01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:05,007
Who goes first?
There's no fast rule
574
01:01:05,591 --> 01:01:09,178
about crashing through the cockpit.
You go first.
575
01:01:09,762 --> 01:01:11,930
I don't want to go first!
I'll go. I don't want to go 2nd!
576
01:01:12,514 --> 01:01:14,767
We'll toss a coin.
577
01:01:15,351 --> 01:01:16,310
Call!
578
01:01:16,894 --> 01:01:17,561
Tails.
579
01:01:19,271 --> 01:01:21,857
Is that heads? Is that tails?
Tails.
580
01:01:22,524 --> 01:01:24,026
Heads.
That's tails. I'll check.
581
01:01:41,335 --> 01:01:42,211
Come on!
582
01:01:43,003 --> 01:01:44,296
It's pretty soft.
583
01:01:45,589 --> 01:01:47,049
I hate going second.
584
01:02:05,275 --> 01:02:08,487
Well that fall
seemed to go pretty well.
585
01:02:20,249 --> 01:02:23,085
We should get moving.
586
01:02:23,711 --> 01:02:26,005
Can you walk?
Walk?
587
01:02:26,588 --> 01:02:28,924
We're in the goddamned jungle!
588
01:02:54,992 --> 01:02:58,412
Give me voice. Gene. Billy.
589
01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,625
Come in, Gene, Billy.
590
01:03:04,418 --> 01:03:05,919
Do you read me?
591
01:03:23,312 --> 01:03:26,148
Gene and Billy, where are you?
592
01:03:32,154 --> 01:03:34,698
Billy and Gene, do you read me?
593
01:03:56,345 --> 01:03:58,681
I stole some stuff as a kid.
594
01:03:59,932 --> 01:04:02,893
Whiffle balls, model airplanes.
595
01:04:03,435 --> 01:04:06,355
I used a fake I D to drink
smoked some reefers.
596
01:04:06,897 --> 01:04:08,732
I performed oral sex
where it's against the law.
597
01:04:09,274 --> 01:04:13,237
But until I worked for my own
government, I never smuggled drugs.
598
01:04:13,779 --> 01:04:16,949
We're not smugglers
just pack mules.
599
01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:21,286
No one wins war here without
control of the opium trade.
600
01:04:21,829 --> 01:04:25,916
We help Soong get his crop to market.
He helps us fight the war.
601
01:04:26,458 --> 01:04:28,669
Don't give me
that cooled out Buddhist shit!
602
01:04:29,211 --> 01:04:32,589
Our government is running a war
with drug money
603
01:04:33,132 --> 01:04:35,509
and our GI's are getting
strung out in Vietnam!
604
01:04:36,051 --> 01:04:39,013
You might as well throw rattlesnakes
in the schoolyard!
605
01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:43,934
This doesn't bother your soul?
Leave my soul out of this.
606
01:04:44,476 --> 01:04:48,063
We don't work officially for the
US government.
607
01:04:48,605 --> 01:04:54,278
Everybody knows.
What happens if you say CIA?
608
01:04:59,783 --> 01:05:03,162
Let's change course. Maybe
we'll be outta here by morning.
609
01:05:03,704 --> 01:05:05,664
How many more miles?
610
01:05:20,804 --> 01:05:24,641
When the sales rep from
Bell Helicopters gets here
611
01:05:25,184 --> 01:05:30,064
go easy on him, not like that
asshole from Dow Chemicals.
612
01:05:30,606 --> 01:05:33,150
Nice and easy. Bring him here
613
01:05:33,692 --> 01:05:36,945
vintage wine
blah blah blah, elegant dining
614
01:05:37,488 --> 01:05:40,407
get him blown at the White Rose
615
01:05:40,949 --> 01:05:45,913
brandy, espresso. Then just
hit him up for the two free choppers.
616
01:05:46,455 --> 01:05:49,458
I'm a little nervous about it.
Buona sera, signore.
617
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,503
I have heard about
the pilots shooted down.
618
01:05:53,045 --> 01:05:55,923
I hope they safe. I pray for them.
619
01:05:56,465 --> 01:05:58,967
Thank you. Every prayer helps.
620
01:06:05,432 --> 01:06:09,144
I have to have coffee with Davenport.
What should I do?
621
01:06:09,687 --> 01:06:12,523
I'll take him to the White Rose.
I'll get him blown.
622
01:06:13,065 --> 01:06:14,316
No.
No. What?
623
01:06:14,858 --> 01:06:18,237
Davenport runs
the Senate prayer group.
624
01:06:18,779 --> 01:06:21,949
With him, you don't
bring up the subject of blow jobs.
625
01:06:22,908 --> 01:06:24,451
You let him bring it up.
626
01:06:35,254 --> 01:06:36,171
Jesus!
627
01:06:36,714 --> 01:06:37,673
Again?
628
01:06:38,215 --> 01:06:41,051
Restaurant closed!
Health violation.
629
01:06:41,593 --> 01:06:43,053
All go home now!
630
01:06:43,595 --> 01:06:45,305
Everybody go now!!
631
01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:54,440
I do business with round eyes
all my life!
632
01:06:54,982 --> 01:06:57,568
But I don't let a
Corsican fuck me!
633
01:06:58,110 --> 01:06:58,861
You crazy?
634
01:06:59,403 --> 01:07:02,197
I pick up opium myself!
In bad danger!
635
01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:05,367
Your men
don't want to pay same same last time!
636
01:07:05,909 --> 01:07:09,079
No more break this china!
Understand?
637
01:07:10,706 --> 01:07:12,082
Now I tell you something.
638
01:07:12,624 --> 01:07:15,085
I talk to Marseilles.
I talk to New York.
639
01:07:16,128 --> 01:07:18,130
They say Opium not so good this year.
640
01:07:18,672 --> 01:07:22,051
Been cut with baking powder.
So who fucking who?
641
01:07:22,593 --> 01:07:25,971
No, I no gonna pay you same same.
You give me shit!
642
01:07:26,597 --> 01:07:30,976
Nino. You listen to me.
You pay same same
643
01:07:31,810 --> 01:07:34,355
or you never use my planes again.
644
01:07:39,193 --> 01:07:41,111
OK, pay same same.
645
01:08:28,325 --> 01:08:30,452
So this is
the face of modern Communism?
646
01:08:30,995 --> 01:08:34,373
Wrong. A devout Communist
carries an AK 47
647
01:08:34,915 --> 01:08:37,626
they have the
oldest weapons known to man.
648
01:08:38,168 --> 01:08:40,838
These are hillbillies.
649
01:08:41,755 --> 01:08:45,926
And they're pissed.
They don't cotton to outsiders.
650
01:08:56,603 --> 01:08:58,564
What're they saying?
651
01:08:59,982 --> 01:09:02,276
I'm surprised
they haven't killed us yet.
652
01:09:02,818 --> 01:09:05,529
Surprised?
How come you're so relaxed?
653
01:09:06,071 --> 01:09:11,243
Don't you get it? When you die
that's it! Blackness.
654
01:09:12,119 --> 01:09:14,663
They stick you in a box
in the ground.
655
01:09:15,205 --> 01:09:18,250
Don't even let you
out on weekends. Depressing.
656
01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,044
Right. Nothing.
657
01:09:20,794 --> 01:09:23,130
Buddha says...
Stop it!
658
01:09:23,672 --> 01:09:26,425
A real Buddhist
wouldn't be running guns.
659
01:09:27,968 --> 01:09:32,973
You're a hustler. Call it
Religion, but you're a hustler.
660
01:09:33,807 --> 01:09:36,894
I never said
I was a good Buddhist.
661
01:09:41,065 --> 01:09:42,775
They're gonna do it.
662
01:09:45,277 --> 01:09:47,154
You don't need to speed things up!
663
01:09:48,197 --> 01:09:51,241
Those guns are all wrong
for the rainy conditions.
664
01:09:51,784 --> 01:09:54,328
You need all weather weapons.
665
01:09:54,870 --> 01:10:00,376
Your guns were made in France
for the desert warfare.
666
01:10:02,586 --> 01:10:07,091
I hope you didn't pay
more than two pigs for it.
667
01:10:08,884 --> 01:10:09,718
A cow.
668
01:10:10,678 --> 01:10:12,221
Yeah, I know.
669
01:10:12,763 --> 01:10:16,350
A cow?
For a stupid musket?
670
01:10:18,644 --> 01:10:20,270
You got taken!
671
01:10:21,438 --> 01:10:24,608
D'ya hear?
A cow for this gun!
672
01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:27,027
Isn't that hysterical?
673
01:10:29,154 --> 01:10:32,199
Ever shot it in the rain?
674
01:10:38,247 --> 01:10:39,665
I reckon.
675
01:10:40,207 --> 01:10:41,834
For all weather guns
676
01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:45,546
at great prices.
677
01:10:46,088 --> 01:10:48,048
We should go to my brother in law.
678
01:10:48,632 --> 01:10:49,925
He lives
679
01:10:50,467 --> 01:10:53,554
two days walk from here.
What do you think?
680
01:10:54,096 --> 01:10:57,766
Gentlemen, these guns are cherry.
681
01:11:04,106 --> 01:11:05,941
Deal.
682
01:11:12,031 --> 01:11:14,116
Hello? Mei ling?
683
01:11:24,126 --> 01:11:26,628
I missed you!
Oh, I couldn't tell.
684
01:11:47,107 --> 01:11:48,359
This is my wife.
685
01:11:48,901 --> 01:11:51,654
Come in to civilization
and get cleaned up!
686
01:11:56,784 --> 01:11:59,995
You don't look like a guy
who'd live in a place like this.
687
01:12:03,332 --> 01:12:05,834
Looks'll fool you every time.
688
01:12:06,752 --> 01:12:08,253
What the fuck are you doing here?
689
01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:10,422
Do you believe in this war?
690
01:12:11,757 --> 01:12:14,176
I used to believe in all these wars.
691
01:12:17,137 --> 01:12:18,972
I had a theory once.
692
01:12:19,515 --> 01:12:22,226
The politics of Saturday night.
693
01:12:23,268 --> 01:12:27,815
I rated all countries on how good
their Saturday nights were.
694
01:12:28,357 --> 01:12:32,236
I knew that Moscow and Peking
were a stone drag on Saturday.
695
01:12:34,071 --> 01:12:37,241
So I was flying for a cause.
696
01:12:37,783 --> 01:12:40,953
To defend barbecues
and weenie roasts
697
01:12:41,495 --> 01:12:45,874
and Ray Charles songs and
Southern Comfort 'till you pass out.
698
01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:49,878
The politics of Saturday night.
I can relate.
699
01:12:50,421 --> 01:12:53,924
Not bad is it?
But not particularly true.
700
01:12:54,466 --> 01:12:56,802
I hear they party hard in Moscow.
701
01:12:57,511 --> 01:13:01,515
Don't give up a good theory
just because it's not true.
702
01:13:16,238 --> 01:13:18,407
So why don't you go home?
703
01:13:21,076 --> 01:13:25,205
Look at me, Neely, the rest.
We're trouble junkies.
704
01:13:25,748 --> 01:13:29,460
Nothing but adrenaline gets us off.
It's kinda sick.
705
01:13:31,045 --> 01:13:35,090
Quit before you pick up the habit.
And you will!
706
01:13:37,426 --> 01:13:41,555
Go back to LA and be
the weirdest guy in the room again.
707
01:13:42,097 --> 01:13:44,266
I gotta take care of something first.
708
01:13:45,642 --> 01:13:48,646
You wanna get even?
709
01:13:49,647 --> 01:13:51,398
With who? Rob? Soong?
710
01:13:53,817 --> 01:13:56,236
Forget it! This is the orient.
711
01:13:56,779 --> 01:13:59,907
What Soong did to you was nothing!
712
01:14:01,784 --> 01:14:05,913
I've seen things here
that I never could have imagined.
713
01:14:06,455 --> 01:14:09,208
And I have a broad imagination.
714
01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:13,045
Why don't you just go home.
715
01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:18,509
This is one of the most famous
temples in Laos.
716
01:14:19,051 --> 01:14:20,803
I've been here four days.
717
01:14:21,345 --> 01:14:24,848
I've seen 19 Buddhas
3 tailors, a silk factory
718
01:14:25,391 --> 01:14:28,185
and you haven't told me
one new thing about the dope trade.
719
01:14:28,727 --> 01:14:32,106
I'm leaving soon and
I'm not going back empty handed.
720
01:14:32,648 --> 01:14:35,234
I need heads on a platter
721
01:14:36,777 --> 01:14:40,990
or the rumors will get you
on the hill. What rumors?
722
01:14:41,532 --> 01:14:43,701
You heard the man, Rob.
723
01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:46,620
Heads on a platter.
724
01:15:19,361 --> 01:15:21,572
Is that Paul Bunyan's condom?
725
01:15:23,449 --> 01:15:25,826
That's the point of the drop.
726
01:15:26,368 --> 01:15:28,704
Penis size is very
important to Asian people.
727
01:15:29,246 --> 01:15:33,834
If we can convince them that
American men use this jumbo size
728
01:15:34,376 --> 01:15:37,880
their men will start to fear us.
729
01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:43,135
Dismissed. One more thing, guys.
730
01:15:45,929 --> 01:15:49,683
Jack Neely's body
was recovered last night.
731
01:15:51,101 --> 01:15:53,354
He was shot down by the Pathet Lao
732
01:15:53,896 --> 01:15:56,398
while looking for Covington and Ryack.
733
01:15:58,359 --> 01:16:01,445
I understand how you must feel
734
01:16:01,987 --> 01:16:05,908
but in the interest of security
you must be quiet about it.
735
01:16:06,450 --> 01:16:10,204
Before you keep us quiet again
could we have a moment of silence?
736
01:16:40,526 --> 01:16:43,487
"Visit colorful native village"
reads my schedule, Gene.
737
01:16:44,029 --> 01:16:47,992
But we've been here 6 hours.
I think we can say I've seen it.
738
01:16:48,534 --> 01:16:51,453
They're nearly finished.
739
01:16:51,996 --> 01:16:55,082
What is that, Gene? A boat?
740
01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:57,376
Sort of.
741
01:16:57,918 --> 01:17:00,921
You a strange man, Gene.
742
01:17:02,172 --> 01:17:04,008
Thank you for noticing, General.
743
01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:08,012
You love old ways.
Asian ways.
744
01:17:08,554 --> 01:17:10,889
General Soong love
745
01:17:11,432 --> 01:17:14,852
tomorrow ways. Modern world.
746
01:17:20,024 --> 01:17:22,735
Our friend here's a little tipsy.
747
01:17:24,528 --> 01:17:27,156
He's high on America.
I've seen it before.
748
01:17:27,698 --> 01:17:31,160
It's stronger than whisky.
Bigger than opium.
749
01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:35,581
He's stoned on
dreams of the USA.
750
01:17:39,251 --> 01:17:40,794
Gene, you just mentioned opium.
751
01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:45,215
Now, tell me
let the chips fall where they may.
752
01:17:45,758 --> 01:17:48,969
Was Jack Neely flying dope
when he went down?
753
01:17:59,271 --> 01:18:01,774
Let's take this to the plane.
754
01:18:02,316 --> 01:18:03,776
You're taking that kayak with you?
755
01:18:04,318 --> 01:18:06,945
This is Jack Neely's coffin.
756
01:18:07,488 --> 01:18:10,866
I promised him they wouldn't
send him home in a body bag.
757
01:18:11,408 --> 01:18:14,536
And, no, he wasn't flying dope.
758
01:18:15,704 --> 01:18:16,914
General! Wake up!
759
01:18:21,251 --> 01:18:23,671
I'm here to drink to Jack Neely.
Join me?
760
01:18:27,132 --> 01:18:27,966
To Jack!
761
01:18:29,051 --> 01:18:32,054
He wanted it like that. He'd have
been real angry to die in bed.
762
01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:50,656
I'm leaving. I sent Mei Ling
and the kids ahead. What the fuck?
763
01:18:51,198 --> 01:18:55,244
I've got a buyer for all my guns.
I'm gonna pick 'em all up
764
01:18:55,786 --> 01:19:01,250
and sell 'em in one hit.
You gonna be a farmer in Thailand?
765
01:19:03,335 --> 01:19:05,462
What about the rest of us?
766
01:19:06,005 --> 01:19:09,758
Should we go home and sell
aluminum siding?
767
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,136
They're gonna shut this war down soon.
768
01:19:12,678 --> 01:19:16,265
There'll be a new one opening
in a theatre near you.
769
01:19:16,807 --> 01:19:18,767
Promise?
I promise.
770
01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:26,650
I was with the Senator all day.
771
01:19:27,192 --> 01:19:30,863
The spooks are lookin' for fall guys.
So watch out.
772
01:19:40,956 --> 01:19:42,666
Where you been?
773
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:44,209
Just around.
774
01:19:45,002 --> 01:19:48,339
I did some shopping
on the black market. Bought grenades.
775
01:19:48,881 --> 01:19:51,675
Now I'm gonna have some fun.
776
01:19:52,217 --> 01:19:54,470
Big fun.
777
01:19:55,012 --> 01:19:56,847
Noisy fun.
778
01:19:57,389 --> 01:19:59,558
Doesn't sound like well planned fun.
779
01:20:00,934 --> 01:20:04,021
Like I said
I tend to fuck up on the ground.
780
01:20:04,688 --> 01:20:06,482
I wouldn't do this if I was you.
781
01:20:07,024 --> 01:20:08,275
I know.
782
01:20:08,984 --> 01:20:11,695
But then you wouldn't do anything.
783
01:20:12,237 --> 01:20:13,155
See you later.
784
01:20:14,156 --> 01:20:16,116
Can I have a soda?
785
01:20:26,919 --> 01:20:28,212
Sure, here you go.
786
01:22:38,509 --> 01:22:41,387
I know who do this! That new kid!
787
01:22:41,929 --> 01:22:44,431
The guards saw him running away.
Word on the street is
788
01:22:44,974 --> 01:22:47,434
it's Communist sabotage.
789
01:22:47,977 --> 01:22:50,604
I don't give a rat's ass who did it.
790
01:22:51,397 --> 01:22:56,360
The whole operation is gonna blow up
in our faces, with the Senator here.
791
01:22:56,902 --> 01:23:00,739
We've got to do some
immediate damage control.
792
01:23:06,704 --> 01:23:10,916
With your indulgence:
Could I have two kilos?
793
01:23:19,133 --> 01:23:22,511
These two kilos are for the cause.
794
01:23:24,972 --> 01:23:25,639
Yes, sir.
795
01:23:30,894 --> 01:23:33,230
That's right, C 123, personal use.
796
01:23:33,772 --> 01:23:35,899
Pretty big for personal use.
797
01:23:36,442 --> 01:23:40,112
You found a buyer for your guns?
Nail on the head.
798
01:23:40,654 --> 01:23:42,531
How you doing?
Very well.
799
01:23:43,073 --> 01:23:47,745
What you taking today?
Flour sacks to Bien Thuong.
800
01:23:48,412 --> 01:23:52,082
That's near Tango 7.
Planning on crashing any planes?
801
01:23:52,624 --> 01:23:57,463
Not today. You already
cost this company enough.
802
01:23:58,005 --> 01:24:00,507
What do you mean?
803
01:24:04,428 --> 01:24:06,972
Feel better?
Much better.
804
01:24:07,514 --> 01:24:11,518
The cloud of opium smoke
in town got everybody high.
805
01:24:12,061 --> 01:24:14,980
You actually shut the plant down
for three whole hours.
806
01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:17,816
Didn't start it 'till this morning.
807
01:24:19,026 --> 01:24:20,319
That's the way it is.
808
01:24:40,089 --> 01:24:42,633
All set?
All set.
809
01:24:48,847 --> 01:24:50,349
Bien Thuong, huh?
810
01:25:28,012 --> 01:25:31,015
You! Move truck out! Quick!
811
01:25:37,313 --> 01:25:39,398
Keep movin', Audrey!
812
01:25:39,940 --> 01:25:41,525
You get truck out!
813
01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:44,486
Hey! Calm down!
814
01:25:45,029 --> 01:25:49,742
You get your opium fields.
We need a few hours to move!
815
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,048
Base to Stagger Lee. Come in!
816
01:26:04,590 --> 01:26:06,800
Base to Stagger Lee. Over.
817
01:26:07,343 --> 01:26:11,263
Slight change in you flight plan.
Head to LS 18
818
01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:15,225
for a routine inspection.
Inspection?
819
01:26:15,768 --> 01:26:18,187
Affirmative.
We just read 'em.
820
01:26:19,229 --> 01:26:21,190
Check. Heading for LS 18.
821
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:29,365
I'm going to LS 18
for a routine inspection.
822
01:26:29,907 --> 01:26:32,660
Routine inspection? Never heard of it.
823
01:26:35,204 --> 01:26:37,331
Then it ain't routine.
824
01:26:40,584 --> 01:26:42,336
Babo, check on the cargo.
What's up?
825
01:26:42,878 --> 01:26:45,255
I don't know. Check it, will you?
826
01:27:00,437 --> 01:27:03,732
I hope to God
our information's wrong.
827
01:27:04,274 --> 01:27:06,777
It'd break my heart
if Heroin was on that plane.
828
01:27:07,319 --> 01:27:11,365
The pilot does come from California.
I see.
829
01:27:11,907 --> 01:27:14,034
Caught up in the youth culture bit?
830
01:27:14,576 --> 01:27:17,162
Too much Rock 'n Roll.
831
01:27:18,831 --> 01:27:23,043
Still, he's only one young man.
Why do we need all these men.
832
01:27:23,585 --> 01:27:25,963
Pilots are tough men, Senator.
833
01:27:26,505 --> 01:27:28,841
This one might resist
with force.
834
01:27:29,341 --> 01:27:33,846
Our information says he's
a cool and ruthless customer.
835
01:27:39,143 --> 01:27:40,102
Nothing!
836
01:27:40,644 --> 01:27:43,647
Listen, we're being set up.
Keep looking!
837
01:27:44,189 --> 01:27:46,191
Are you serious?
Yeah, cut 'em open!
838
01:27:55,034 --> 01:27:57,202
What you got?
Nothing.
839
01:28:14,636 --> 01:28:16,305
Hurry up!
840
01:28:18,807 --> 01:28:19,683
Got it!
841
01:28:21,393 --> 01:28:23,354
I knew it!
842
01:28:25,439 --> 01:28:28,901
Look at those bastards
waiting for us!
843
01:28:33,238 --> 01:28:36,992
They want us busted.
Dead and busted.
844
01:28:42,665 --> 01:28:45,626
Somebody messed with the fuel gauge!
We're running out!
845
01:28:47,586 --> 01:28:50,631
I'm heading for Tango 7.
846
01:28:51,173 --> 01:28:54,635
Wait, Billy!
They can follow us there!
847
01:28:55,177 --> 01:28:57,596
We'll figure it out.
Don't say we, man!
848
01:28:58,138 --> 01:29:01,517
I'm 42 and I never figured out
anything in my fuckin' life.
849
01:29:15,197 --> 01:29:18,575
He's not landing, Rob.
He's only got enough fuel to...
850
01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:23,747
Start 'em up! Let's go after 'em!
851
01:29:40,472 --> 01:29:42,891
We're VSF, man!
852
01:29:43,434 --> 01:29:46,103
VSF?
Very severely fucked!
853
01:30:13,339 --> 01:30:17,968
Good flying, Covington.
Ever do any valet parking?
854
01:30:21,055 --> 01:30:23,474
Looks like we're gonna make it.
855
01:30:24,016 --> 01:30:27,186
What are we gonna do on the ground?
I'm workin' on it!
856
01:30:39,198 --> 01:30:40,366
Come on!
857
01:30:40,991 --> 01:30:42,368
Come on!
858
01:31:03,263 --> 01:31:06,558
You're too fast!
Hold on! What?
859
01:31:07,101 --> 01:31:09,144
Pull up! Pull up!
860
01:31:09,687 --> 01:31:12,731
What are you doing?
Shut up!
861
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:16,610
Are you fucking nuts?
Head down, now.
862
01:31:17,152 --> 01:31:18,237
Down!
863
01:31:36,422 --> 01:31:40,092
I never would have thought of it.
It just came to me.
864
01:31:40,634 --> 01:31:42,511
I'm gonna buy you some beers!
865
01:31:49,810 --> 01:31:51,770
Lousy week, man.
866
01:31:52,354 --> 01:31:54,773
Gene, come in, Gene!
867
01:32:00,112 --> 01:32:01,196
Bullshit.
868
01:32:02,197 --> 01:32:03,282
'Scuse me.
869
01:32:05,951 --> 01:32:08,495
It's Babo here. Gene come in!
870
01:32:09,204 --> 01:32:11,165
This is Gene. What's up?
871
01:32:12,041 --> 01:32:16,170
He did it again?
Can't he keep the thing in the air?
872
01:32:16,712 --> 01:32:18,339
I'll think about it.
873
01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:27,348
Nope, no more money.
Speak English.
874
01:33:26,615 --> 01:33:29,284
Where'd he go, Rob?
I don't know!
875
01:33:29,827 --> 01:33:32,329
Well, Senator
looks like we've lost him.
876
01:33:33,872 --> 01:33:37,459
Maybe my trip hasn't
been a complete loss.
877
01:33:38,002 --> 01:33:40,421
Maybe I found those rotten apples
after all.
878
01:33:40,963 --> 01:33:44,675
I beg your pardon, sir?
I may wear shorts in the jungle.
879
01:33:45,217 --> 01:33:49,388
And say, "gosh" and "doo doo"
but I know a frame up when I see one.
880
01:33:50,139 --> 01:33:54,393
Unless my eyes deceive me...
They probably do...
881
01:33:54,935 --> 01:33:57,855
You are a highly decorated soldier...
882
01:33:58,397 --> 01:34:00,816
Senator, kiss my highly decorated ass!
883
01:34:02,484 --> 01:34:06,405
I tried to make it easy for you
but there's no way to please you.
884
01:34:06,947 --> 01:34:09,950
I'll tell you what.
You go back to Washington
885
01:34:10,492 --> 01:34:12,870
go straight to the White House
886
01:34:13,412 --> 01:34:16,540
and pour your heart out
about what you think you saw here.
887
01:34:17,082 --> 01:34:22,046
Then sit back and watch
your political career die.
888
01:34:22,588 --> 01:34:27,176
You can't touch me without
cutting your own throat.
889
01:34:28,802 --> 01:34:31,972
You know why?
Because the President loves my ass!
890
01:34:33,557 --> 01:34:35,517
You really are second level, Rob.
891
01:34:38,479 --> 01:34:40,439
We go home now!
892
01:35:23,899 --> 01:35:26,443
Glad you could make it!
893
01:35:28,070 --> 01:35:31,740
Where's your bus?
Long story.
894
01:35:43,252 --> 01:35:47,506
Well, it's my last stop, boys.
One more pick up, then I off load.
895
01:35:48,048 --> 01:35:50,175
It's gravy from there on in.
896
01:35:51,719 --> 01:35:55,764
I had a map someplace
with the stops marked in crayon.
897
01:35:56,307 --> 01:35:57,766
Here it is.
898
01:35:58,684 --> 01:36:01,020
Navigate me to sky blue, please.
899
01:36:03,188 --> 01:36:04,857
Look at all the "friendlies."
900
01:36:05,399 --> 01:36:08,319
Soong's troops.
Been listening all morning.
901
01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:13,699
He's worried someone'll get
to the poppy fields before him.
902
01:36:14,241 --> 01:36:17,703
That's by the refugee camp, too.
That's where the poppies are.
903
01:36:42,061 --> 01:36:45,439
They're no more trucks
no more choppers.
904
01:36:45,981 --> 01:36:49,652
You go ahead, I'll send a call.
Corinne!
905
01:37:09,713 --> 01:37:13,092
Mayday! This is Scout Camp 1.
Enemy troops are moving in
906
01:37:13,634 --> 01:37:16,845
on General Soong
and we're caught in the cross fire.
907
01:37:17,388 --> 01:37:19,640
Request immediate assistance!
908
01:37:20,766 --> 01:37:23,936
Mayday! This is Scout Camp 1
909
01:37:24,478 --> 01:37:25,896
requesting assistance.
910
01:37:27,481 --> 01:37:30,150
Mayday
we're under heavy mortar fire!
911
01:37:33,028 --> 01:37:36,949
This is Pirelli. We're about 15
minutes away. Anyone closer?
912
01:37:37,783 --> 01:37:41,537
We'll head in if nobody is closer.
Call us, please!
913
01:37:42,621 --> 01:37:46,083
Mayday, mayday! To all aircraft!
We're under heave mortar fire
914
01:37:46,625 --> 01:37:50,004
at Scout Camp 1.
Do you read?
915
01:37:50,546 --> 01:37:54,008
Saunders and Pirelli
are almost as close as we are.
916
01:37:54,550 --> 01:37:57,177
Yeah
we're only about 5 minutes closer.
917
01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,054
At the most.
918
01:38:01,181 --> 01:38:02,599
Shut up!
919
01:38:03,142 --> 01:38:06,478
I've planned this day for a long time!
I didn't say anything!
920
01:38:07,021 --> 01:38:09,982
I don't have time to pick up
lost social workers!
921
01:38:10,524 --> 01:38:13,402
She chose to be there herself.
922
01:38:13,944 --> 01:38:16,989
I already pick you guys up.
I appreciate it.
923
01:38:17,531 --> 01:38:20,534
Thank you. She knew
what she was doing.
924
01:38:21,076 --> 01:38:22,411
God dammit!
925
01:38:22,953 --> 01:38:24,997
5 minutes won't kill us.
926
01:38:25,539 --> 01:38:28,667
She's skinny
she'll sit on a machine gun.
927
01:38:29,501 --> 01:38:30,961
Give me the heading.
928
01:38:31,503 --> 01:38:33,672
160. Are you sure?
929
01:38:34,214 --> 01:38:35,758
Shut up!
930
01:38:40,054 --> 01:38:44,099
Keep your hands off the wheel.
We know what happens when you fly.
931
01:38:45,517 --> 01:38:48,646
We haven't heard.
Is anybody coming? Call us.
932
01:38:49,396 --> 01:38:53,067
I was changing in a phone booth.
We'll get her.
933
01:39:20,052 --> 01:39:22,221
This was a good idea of yours!
934
01:40:27,328 --> 01:40:31,206
I knew you guys would make it!
I think we can get everybody on board.
935
01:40:31,749 --> 01:40:34,543
No, we just came back for you.
He's fully loaded.
936
01:40:35,085 --> 01:40:36,420
Dump the fucking cargo!
937
01:40:37,504 --> 01:40:41,550
That's a problem.
I'm not leaving without them.
938
01:40:43,761 --> 01:40:45,596
Let's get this kid and get outta here!
939
01:40:49,642 --> 01:40:50,809
Come on!
940
01:40:52,269 --> 01:40:53,395
Let's go!
941
01:40:59,318 --> 01:41:00,778
Get on the plane.
942
01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:03,322
Not without these people!
943
01:41:03,864 --> 01:41:06,283
We came here to get you.
Get on the fucking plane!
944
01:41:06,825 --> 01:41:08,452
Dump your cargo.
945
01:41:27,513 --> 01:41:28,681
One minute.
946
01:41:30,307 --> 01:41:34,687
I got a crazy idea:
Cargo out, people in.
947
01:41:35,229 --> 01:41:36,313
Great!
Please!
948
01:41:36,855 --> 01:41:38,524
You better hurry.
You gotta do it.
949
01:41:39,066 --> 01:41:42,569
Otherwise you're just a 2nd Lemond
with a hipper rap.
950
01:41:45,364 --> 01:41:46,573
Knock it off, will ya?
951
01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:56,166
Goddamn!
952
01:41:58,043 --> 01:41:59,420
Hey, Mother Theresa!
953
01:41:59,962 --> 01:42:02,798
I was gonna do it anyway.
But I hate being lectured!
954
01:42:27,197 --> 01:42:29,158
"Slightly hipper rap?"
955
01:43:00,397 --> 01:43:02,691
Let's go! Quickly!
956
01:43:09,490 --> 01:43:13,577
Get up front and give it some stick!
Those shells are close.
957
01:44:36,285 --> 01:44:39,330
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome aboard Air America Flight 1.
958
01:44:41,999 --> 01:44:45,502
You can unfasten your seatbelts
as soon as we're out of gun range.
959
01:44:46,211 --> 01:44:48,589
I'd like to
apologize for that ground delay.
960
01:44:49,131 --> 01:44:51,258
We experienced material turbulence.
961
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:54,928
On entertainment channel 3
you can hear music from
962
01:44:55,471 --> 01:44:59,433
that group "Gene Ryack and
the Redemption!"
963
01:45:00,017 --> 01:45:04,563
The Captain now has to explain to his
family what he did with their savings.
964
01:45:05,105 --> 01:45:06,523
Our flight path
965
01:45:07,066 --> 01:45:10,152
takes us over Anaheim
Azusa and the Mekong Delta
966
01:45:10,694 --> 01:45:12,655
to...
967
01:45:14,782 --> 01:45:15,783
Where we going?
968
01:45:16,325 --> 01:45:20,871
You're gonna help me make
my money back that you lost.
969
01:45:21,413 --> 01:45:24,583
I made you lose it?
I merely suggested.
970
01:45:25,125 --> 01:45:27,503
Do not blame me for the single
decent act of your adult life.
971
01:45:28,253 --> 01:45:30,506
Besides, where do I get the money?
972
01:45:32,383 --> 01:45:38,055
Here at crazy Gene's we've slashed
the prices on used C 123's.
973
01:45:38,597 --> 01:45:40,599
For your private army...
Forget it!
974
01:45:41,141 --> 01:45:43,936
No more problems
with those pesky border troops!
975
01:45:44,478 --> 01:45:46,522
This plane is US Government property.
976
01:45:47,064 --> 01:45:51,026
The US Government doesn't exist
in Laos. Neither does this plane.
977
01:45:52,152 --> 01:45:53,153
Right.
978
01:45:53,696 --> 01:45:57,199
We'll do what we do best.
979
01:45:57,741 --> 01:45:59,243
We fly!
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