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Whoo!
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Shit.
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You know, I think that...
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- They asked me to, right?
- No.
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You know?
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The hill?
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It's good you're late.
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You're getting too thin.
Eat something.
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Where is she?
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I became completely gluten-free,
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which for me was
a definite journey.
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Wait, was this
because of an allergy?
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Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
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Oh, that's good.
I'd be so concerned.
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There's a lot of food
that has gluten.
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You're spectacular.
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And you're sweaty.
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Stop it.
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Stop it.
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Stop it!
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Stop, stop, stop it!
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Oh! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Sorry. Stop it.
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Oh!
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He's brilliant with dogs.
He coaches them professionally.
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May I?
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- Oh, my.
- Here we go.
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There we go.
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Aw.
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All right. You see, she...
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She thinks my shoe hitting
the floor is an act of God.
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Now she associates that
unpleasant noise with barking.
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She's actually really sweet.
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No one has ever called
my dog sweet.
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You must be Alex.
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Uh, you must be Victoria.
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Yes.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, just a little allergic.
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I'll be fine.
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You are going to come with me.
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I'm going to show you off.
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Hello, everybody.
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Really see it. Picture it.
Picture a coin.
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Picture a coin.
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There we go.
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What would be really great...
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is if it were something...
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...that I could give
to my lady.
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Oh!
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You know, I'm starting
to like your, uh,
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bizarre, insane...
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sometimes pretentious friends.
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Well, you know,
there's some very talented,
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powerful people here.
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Yeah?
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There he is. Hey, buddy.
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How you doing?
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Dave, what a sight?
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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Oh. Hey.
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This is a great party, really.
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Okay. Thank you.
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You do realize that
he presses up against me,
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he rubs back and forth, pressing
his chest into my boobs, right?
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He-He's just really excited
to see you.
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I'll talk to him. Again.
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Hmm. I'm getting myself
another martini.
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Anyone want anything?
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A Sapphire and tonic.
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Cosmopolitan.
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Alex, how about a real drink?
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Are you fine with your
non-alcoholic gay cranberry thing?
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It's not gay.
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When one person doesn't drink,
it's such a buzzkill.
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It brings everyone down.
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- Hmm.
- Okay.
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I look like a piece of shit
next to her.
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No, you don't.
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I do.
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Was I charming and likable?
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Captivating.
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I think I am in love with her.
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Wow.
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That's huge. You hate women.
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True. I come from a long line
of women-haters.
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My grandmother
didn't like women,
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my mother didn't, and I don't.
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But Katherine,
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I mean, she has
a beautiful voice,
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a nice laugh,
no irritating quirks,
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and a good enough personality.
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She's perfect, right?
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And I love that
she doesn't despise me
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like your other girlfriends.
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Remember Robyn?
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I will never forget her.
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She looked at me with that
homicidal glare in her eye.
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Yeah. She was a great cook.
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She was.
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Well, I mean,
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why isn't Katherine
with one of these
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handsome, wealthy guys then?
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Because she doesn't want
the good-looking studs.
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She wants you.
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She loves your old-fashioned
sense of chivalry.
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You're a gentleman.
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All right.
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- Check this out.
- Hmm?
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Oh...
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Oh, my God. Alex.
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It's stunning.
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It's my grandmother's.
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Wow.
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When are you gonna
give it to her?
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What's going on in here?
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Uh, um...
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Michael's had
too much to drink.
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They have to do this shot
exactly at nine o'clock, so...
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Yeah, I'm on another
IVF cycle.
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- The seventh one.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, at least you have Nicky.
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I know, but, um,
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one is just not enough.
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You'll see.
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You know what?
Let me do it.
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I bet I can do it better.
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I bet she can.
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I mean, I'm sure this is fun
for you in some way, but...
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All right.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Make sure you blow on it.
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Okay.
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Just stick it in.
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Slowly.
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I have to ask you, Lily.
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How did you know
that Michael was the one?
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That is a very good question.
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And I think I know
where you're going.
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Okay.
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I discovered when you have
to make a tough decision,
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you do it from the heart.
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I know, most people think
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the heart is purely
an emotional organ,
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but it's not.
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It's actually quite cold
and unemotional.
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It's logical,
but it knows what's best.
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More than the brain sometimes.
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You just... you have to know
what you want in a man.
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You could even write it down.
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He is not going to propose.
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Yes, he is.
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He's a child.
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Hangs onto you
like you're his mommy.
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Runs to you when there is
the slightest crisis.
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I can see why you only
dated him three times.
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Actually, it was four.
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And he pretends Nicky's his son.
He's my boy.
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He's lonely.
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He doesn't have any family.
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I know he doesn't.
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And I want him to get there.
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- Hmm. You smell good.
- Hmm.
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You know Katherine's not gonna
put up with this.
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Why do you?
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Because I have... this.
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You and Dave are so different.
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Yeah. He's one of those friends
you inherit from childhood.
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There for life.
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I'm sorry.
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I know he's crude.
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But he looks out for me,
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and I look out for him.
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Come here, buddy.
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Come here.
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Use it up, buddy.
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Use it up.
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Use it up.
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Hey.
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Mail?
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Good boy!
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Good boy. Bring it here.
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Bring it here, bud.
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Good boy.
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Remember Katherine's brother?
Gary?
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The weird guy.
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He's getting married.
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Maybe I could bring you.
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Come on.
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You ready to go to work?
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Does he ever
walk around like he's drunk?
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Yes.
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Prolonged staring
where nothing distracts him?
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Sometimes.
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Bang his head against the wall?
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Yes.
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Does he eat his own feces?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Well, Gumball here,
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he's experiencing anxiety.
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We're gonna find out why.
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Take a deep breath.
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We're just gonna go
in one smooth movement.
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- All right.
- It's all good.
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- Smooth.
- Smooth.
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- Smooth.
- Smooth.
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Smooth movements.
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It's all good.
Just like...
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Look, he's fine.
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- Enzo's good. He's good.
- What if he bites me?
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He's not gonna bite you. I promise you.
He's not gonna bite you.
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- Okay.
- He's not gonna bite anybody.
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- Promise?
- I promise you.
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Let's do it.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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Isn't that the one that bit you?
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Sure is.
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You never cease to amaze me.
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Wanna grab an early bite?
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Can't. I have a date.
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Can I come?
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I'm proposing
to Katherine tonight.
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Oh. I hope she doesn't say no.
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- I've never had anyone say yes.
- Hmm.
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Sir!
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You kid is playing
with your dog's shit.
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You might want
to clean that up.
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Here's the appetizer menu that you wanted.
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- Just let me know if you need anything.
- Thank you.
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I recommend
the calamari.
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So this dog...
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Uh... Yeah, he, um...
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Anyway, he's just... he's like
getting more and more anxious,
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and I think he's gonna
have to go on
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anxiety medicine
or something like that.
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Oh, my God.
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- Yeah.
- That's really serious.
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Alex, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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You take me seriously.
You listen to me.
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You think I'm smart.
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You make me laugh.
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I thought about this.
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Methodically. From my heart.
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I wrote it down.
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And what I'm trying to say is...
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let's go the distance.
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Oh, and don't take
any of this as criticism.
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These are just
well-thought-out suggestions.
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Think of them as observations.
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Like, um, this first one.
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Get teeth whitened.
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Don't be embarrassed by it.
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A lot of people have
this problem.
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Yellow, dullish looking teeth.
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It can make one look
a little older.
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I get them done
every six months.
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As you know.
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This next one is very fun
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and a no-brainer.
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Upgrade wardrobe.
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You've this great,
perfect body for clothes.
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Let's show it off.
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And I'm a soon-to-be designer.
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Okay, three,
I'm very excited about.
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Like sports.
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I mean, come on,
let's be honest.
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Gary did not quite turn out
to be the son my dad wanted.
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I was the one who grew up
loving sports.
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Loving sports.
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Football, basketball, baseball.
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Soon as I hear
Al Michaels' voice,
274
00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:44,049
I go straight back
to those halcyon days
275
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,983
where my dad and I are
arguing and cussing,
276
00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:48,320
and he's downing a whole bottle
of California Red
277
00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,788
and throwing the remote
at the TV.
278
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,890
I mean,
you are a sports guy.
279
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:56,227
Just you like the ones that
aren't on the major networks.
280
00:17:56,229 --> 00:17:58,965
Like Snooker. Just,
you know, if you just try
281
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,266
to like the sports
that other people know about,
282
00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:02,871
my dad...
283
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:06,772
will be yours for life.
284
00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:09,610
And that's something we can do
together every Sunday night.
285
00:18:10,877 --> 00:18:11,946
With my dad.
286
00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:28,394
And, Alex, really, if there is
anything you want me to change,
287
00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:30,696
anything you want me to change,
288
00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:31,733
I-I will do it.
289
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,769
I don't want you
to change a thing.
290
00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,977
I really think we can have one of those
great relationships of all-time.
291
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,714
You know what would really be
the icing on the cake?
292
00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:48,781
No.
293
00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:51,016
If we could finish this...
294
00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:52,787
in time for Gary's wedding.
295
00:19:01,897 --> 00:19:04,164
You know what? That's perfect.
296
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,668
That's perfect.
297
00:19:07,035 --> 00:19:09,302
You know why? Because
everybody's gonna be there.
298
00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:11,905
All your friends,
your relatives,
299
00:19:11,907 --> 00:19:13,105
your family members.
300
00:19:13,107 --> 00:19:14,774
Everybody that's important
in your life.
301
00:19:14,776 --> 00:19:18,146
No, I just... I want...
302
00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:20,680
them to see the kind of couple
that we can be.
303
00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:22,986
Yeah. No. Of course, that's...
304
00:19:24,285 --> 00:19:25,622
obviously...
305
00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:29,922
what this thing is about.
306
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:32,391
Showing all of them,
all those important people
307
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:34,428
how great you are.
308
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,064
No, I'm sorry,
how great we are.
309
00:19:37,065 --> 00:19:38,297
Right?
310
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:40,701
You know what?
Let's treat this like a game.
311
00:19:40,703 --> 00:19:42,306
Right? Come on!
312
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:52,173
You remember that Russian girl
I was emailing a while back?
313
00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:53,976
One who loves dogs?
314
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,844
Hello, my love, Alex.
315
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:31,581
You are ray of light
on my heart.
316
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,816
Yes, I give to you pardons
317
00:21:33,818 --> 00:21:35,852
that long you not writes to me.
318
00:21:35,854 --> 00:21:38,121
"You imagine dream today
319
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,988
"has dreamed me.
320
00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:42,157
It was such bright and fine."
321
00:21:43,227 --> 00:21:44,427
"I am at home.
322
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,894
"You enter my room,
323
00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:48,131
and I feel your aroma."
324
00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:51,034
"You cautiously place me
in a sofa
325
00:21:51,036 --> 00:21:52,302
"to unbutton me.
326
00:21:52,304 --> 00:21:54,970
"The dress and your soft hands
327
00:21:54,972 --> 00:21:58,508
start to caress
my breasts softly."
328
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:01,009
Oh! "And our bodies
merge as a whole
329
00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:03,979
"and you compress me
so strong.
330
00:22:03,981 --> 00:22:06,150
"Then we start
to be borrowed love.
331
00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:09,322
About as I would like that
this dream appeared the truth."
332
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,326
What the hell are you doing?
333
00:22:15,328 --> 00:22:17,059
I thought you stopped
emailing the Russian
334
00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,496
two weeks
after you met Katherine.
335
00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:20,363
I did stop.
336
00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:22,565
You were doing that
out of loneliness,
337
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:24,334
and you're not
the lonely guy anymore.
338
00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:26,202
What's wrong with keeping
my options open?
339
00:22:26,204 --> 00:22:28,404
Options? Uh, what are you
talking about?
340
00:22:28,406 --> 00:22:31,208
She's a nurse from Ivanovka,
341
00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:33,109
in the Kirov area.
342
00:22:33,111 --> 00:22:34,278
That's interesting.
343
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,581
Wait a minute.
344
00:22:36,883 --> 00:22:38,318
What happened?
345
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,322
Did she, um,
346
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:46,589
say anything as to how
she came up with this?
347
00:22:46,591 --> 00:22:51,864
Uh, something about the heart
being smarter than the brain.
348
00:22:53,199 --> 00:22:54,334
Oh my.
349
00:22:56,301 --> 00:22:58,201
Jesus!
350
00:22:58,203 --> 00:23:00,336
I mean,
this is really incredible.
351
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:01,905
I just didn't expect this.
352
00:23:01,907 --> 00:23:04,173
I know. The audacity of it.
353
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,375
I mean, it's humiliating.
354
00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:08,012
No. No, it's not humiliating.
355
00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,251
It's actually quite brilliant.
356
00:23:11,318 --> 00:23:12,683
It makes me sound like a loser.
357
00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:15,252
Well, what she's saying is,
she wants to marry you.
358
00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:16,621
Uh, no, no, no, no.
359
00:23:16,623 --> 00:23:19,223
I don't... I don't see that
in any way at all.
360
00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:21,992
No woman would give a guy
a list like this
361
00:23:21,994 --> 00:23:25,463
unless she wanted to be with him
for the rest of her life.
362
00:23:25,999 --> 00:23:27,564
Hmm?
363
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:30,135
And every woman has a list.
364
00:23:30,137 --> 00:23:31,638
She just wrote it down.
365
00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:39,880
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
366
00:23:46,954 --> 00:23:48,455
That's my dad's root beer.
367
00:23:49,991 --> 00:23:51,260
Oh, Michael's home.
368
00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:53,494
Let's see what he thinks.
369
00:23:55,429 --> 00:23:57,265
This ought to be good.
370
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,037
She expects Alex
to become a Jew?
371
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:08,706
People convert
all the time, Michael.
372
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,978
And Judaism is
a beautiful religion.
373
00:24:12,612 --> 00:24:14,646
Why is number seven crossed out?
374
00:24:14,648 --> 00:24:17,249
That's "Replace male friend
who is a bad influence."
375
00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:18,984
You mean me? Fuck her.
376
00:24:18,986 --> 00:24:21,420
- No, no. Dave.
- She means Dave.
377
00:24:21,422 --> 00:24:24,589
We crossed it out,
so he's not gonna do that one.
378
00:24:24,591 --> 00:24:25,660
Okay.
379
00:24:27,395 --> 00:24:28,594
"Get teeth whitened."
380
00:24:28,596 --> 00:24:30,365
What about Alex's
lifelong dentist phobia.
381
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:33,399
That's no joke.
382
00:24:33,401 --> 00:24:35,504
- Very serious.
- We'll help him through it.
383
00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:37,637
Look, Alex.
384
00:24:41,775 --> 00:24:44,679
If a woman gave me this list,
this is what I would say to her:
385
00:24:46,414 --> 00:24:48,681
"You do know
if I make these changes,
386
00:24:48,683 --> 00:24:50,281
"I won't love you anymore.
387
00:24:50,283 --> 00:24:52,551
"I love you because
you love my faults.
388
00:24:52,553 --> 00:24:54,354
"If I fix them,
389
00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:57,256
"I'd have to raise my standards,
and you won't make the cut.
390
00:24:57,258 --> 00:25:00,260
Now do you really want
to hand me that list?"
391
00:25:00,262 --> 00:25:01,431
Wait a minute.
392
00:25:02,664 --> 00:25:04,431
Men expect women to be perfect.
393
00:25:04,433 --> 00:25:05,698
Like, all the time.
394
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,333
You expect us
to have perky tits,
395
00:25:07,335 --> 00:25:10,270
firm asses, and perfectly
symmetrical facial features.
396
00:25:10,272 --> 00:25:12,105
And then you expect us
to have your kids,
397
00:25:12,107 --> 00:25:14,774
and then have our bodies
go back to looking great.
398
00:25:14,776 --> 00:25:16,076
And we're not allowed to age.
399
00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:17,110
Not a sag, not a wrinkle.
400
00:25:17,112 --> 00:25:18,811
So do not tell me
Katherine did anything wrong.
401
00:25:18,813 --> 00:25:20,646
How's he gonna pay
for this shit?
402
00:25:20,648 --> 00:25:22,651
Well, remember the money
his parents left him.
403
00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:27,087
This could be good
strategically.
404
00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:29,556
If you do Katherine's list,
you'll have leverage over her.
405
00:25:29,558 --> 00:25:30,723
She'll owe you.
406
00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:33,260
Oh, honey,
always so Machiavellian.
407
00:25:33,262 --> 00:25:36,097
Alex, if you don't do this,
408
00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,601
you'll regret it.
409
00:25:51,479 --> 00:25:53,213
And why is
number seven crossed out?
410
00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:57,284
Uh, it's "Replace male friend
who's a bad influence."
411
00:25:57,286 --> 00:25:59,153
You mean me?
412
00:25:59,155 --> 00:26:00,021
Oh, fuck her.
413
00:26:00,023 --> 00:26:02,657
No, no, no.
She means, uh, Michael.
414
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,561
Oh, okay.
415
00:26:05,661 --> 00:26:07,427
Look, dude, Alex,
416
00:26:07,429 --> 00:26:09,297
everybody has some weird shit.
417
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:10,534
I guarantee you she does.
418
00:26:11,568 --> 00:26:12,632
Like what?
419
00:26:12,634 --> 00:26:15,104
How about that
she gave you a list?
420
00:26:16,673 --> 00:26:18,706
This is my life, okay?
421
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,809
I'm never gonna find
another girl like this.
422
00:26:20,811 --> 00:26:22,781
Yes, that's one hundred
percent true.
423
00:26:34,123 --> 00:26:36,389
What's with
the plastic furniture, man?
424
00:26:36,391 --> 00:26:37,761
It's inflatable.
425
00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:40,529
I can pack this up
and be out of here
426
00:26:40,531 --> 00:26:42,164
in ten minutes
if I have to be.
427
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,802
Jesus.
428
00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:47,105
Look at the way we live.
429
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,437
This is so fucked up.
430
00:26:49,439 --> 00:26:50,906
No, it's not.
431
00:26:50,908 --> 00:26:54,443
Hey, we are youthful-ish.
432
00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,645
We're allowed to be like this.
433
00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:58,848
After 40, it's starts
to get pathetic,
434
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,552
but we're still okay.
435
00:27:27,711 --> 00:27:29,946
Katherine's got an eye.
436
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,447
I have an eye.
437
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:34,249
I pick out my own underwear
and socks.
438
00:27:34,251 --> 00:27:35,716
Don't need
to pay anyone for that.
439
00:27:35,718 --> 00:27:36,851
Dad.
440
00:27:36,853 --> 00:27:38,352
You don't need to work.
441
00:27:38,354 --> 00:27:40,822
Uh, do it as a hobby.
442
00:27:40,824 --> 00:27:42,926
- I'm gonna be a designer.
- Ah.
443
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:45,661
You have a very
talented daughter, my dear.
444
00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:46,728
Don't sell her short.
445
00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:47,964
Do I have to work?
446
00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:49,368
Yes.
447
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,368
You're a man.
448
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:55,237
Honey, you're never gonna have
to worry about money.
449
00:27:55,239 --> 00:27:59,542
But your... husband should
be able to support a family.
450
00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:02,478
Do you think that idiot with
the dogs is gonna support you?
451
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,448
I mean, what kind
of profession is that?
452
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,584
What's next, elephants?
453
00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:08,854
What about elephants?
454
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,411
Alex is here.
455
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:42,221
Hi.
456
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:44,357
Hi.
457
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,463
Well, I-I'll let you two, um...
458
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,534
Whatever.
459
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,876
We had to pick Nicky up
from school and then...
460
00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,845
Lily demanded to come so...
461
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,046
Well, they should come in.
462
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,315
No, they're fine.
463
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:14,254
Um, I just wanted
to talk to you.
464
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,891
I'm not gonna do your list.
465
00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:20,990
I know.
466
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,026
I never should have asked you.
467
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:24,061
It's not fair.
468
00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:25,897
Uh...
469
00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,065
No, no, it's not fair.
470
00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:31,068
To expect you to do all those
things that I wrote down,
471
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,871
it's a lot.
472
00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,305
Yeah, it is a lot.
473
00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:36,641
Well, it's not. I mean...
474
00:29:36,643 --> 00:29:38,677
I could do them.
475
00:29:38,679 --> 00:29:41,345
I know. You could, very easily.
I believe in you.
476
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,780
Yeah, that's right.
477
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:46,854
I mean, I could probably do them
perfectly if I chose to.
478
00:29:49,991 --> 00:29:51,425
Of course.
479
00:29:54,695 --> 00:29:55,997
But I don't want to.
480
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,299
Okay.
481
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,967
Hello, Alex.
482
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,439
Um, I just wanted to ask,
483
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,573
your friend and her son
are still out there.
484
00:30:07,575 --> 00:30:09,408
Should I bring them
something to drink?
485
00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:11,779
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'll go get them, Mom.
486
00:30:22,089 --> 00:30:23,058
Hey!
487
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:28,028
Uh... you didn't say
anything to Alex?
488
00:30:28,030 --> 00:30:29,061
About what?
489
00:30:29,063 --> 00:30:30,430
Our bedroom conversation.
490
00:30:30,432 --> 00:30:32,131
I didn't say anything about you.
491
00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:33,732
Okay.
492
00:30:33,734 --> 00:30:35,433
Look, just promise me,
you'll never tell him.
493
00:30:35,435 --> 00:30:38,002
I'm not gonna tell him,
but you were the inspiration.
494
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,805
I would never have thought
to do that without you.
495
00:30:39,807 --> 00:30:41,539
No, no, no.
496
00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,808
I was not the inspiration.
I'm not the inspiration.
497
00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,044
You wrote the list, okay?
498
00:30:45,046 --> 00:30:46,912
I didn't tell you that part.
499
00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:49,385
You don't have to worry
about it. He's not gonna do it.
500
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:51,852
He's not?
501
00:30:51,854 --> 00:30:55,388
Because I kinda told him
that he should.
502
00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:56,825
- You did? Really?
- Yes.
503
00:30:58,426 --> 00:31:00,530
Shouldn't we get your son
out of the hot car?
504
00:31:02,431 --> 00:31:05,030
Yes. Yeah. Yes.
Oh, God.
505
00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,501
That's a really good idea.
506
00:31:08,135 --> 00:31:10,403
Oh. Okay.
507
00:31:10,405 --> 00:31:11,741
This is so embarrassing.
508
00:31:13,608 --> 00:31:15,075
Oh!
509
00:31:15,077 --> 00:31:16,878
I look like a rat.
510
00:31:19,915 --> 00:31:21,948
I have Nicky set up
in front of the TV
511
00:31:21,950 --> 00:31:23,115
in the den with a treat.
512
00:31:23,117 --> 00:31:25,551
- Thank you.
- He's so darling.
513
00:31:25,553 --> 00:31:27,453
Katherine showed him
her old room,
514
00:31:27,455 --> 00:31:28,991
her stuffed animals.
515
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,560
So, Gary, you excited
about the big day?
516
00:31:33,562 --> 00:31:35,629
What big day?
517
00:31:35,631 --> 00:31:37,131
- Your wedding.
- He's thrilled.
518
00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:39,103
Alex, do you have a minute?
519
00:31:51,947 --> 00:31:53,881
Something to drink?
I'm having scotch.
520
00:31:53,883 --> 00:31:56,587
No, I'm okay.
521
00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:00,890
Are you?
522
00:32:02,157 --> 00:32:03,127
Alex...
523
00:32:04,828 --> 00:32:06,463
Katherine showed me
the list.
524
00:32:07,797 --> 00:32:08,863
And I want you to know
525
00:32:08,865 --> 00:32:12,936
I wholeheartedly support
your choice not to do it.
526
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,442
Look around.
527
00:32:18,974 --> 00:32:20,778
This is her world.
528
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,847
It's not yours.
529
00:32:25,781 --> 00:32:27,150
She expects a lot.
530
00:32:28,618 --> 00:32:30,250
Too much from men.
531
00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:31,454
But...
532
00:32:32,755 --> 00:32:33,957
it's not her fault.
533
00:32:35,859 --> 00:32:37,428
It's mine.
534
00:32:41,599 --> 00:32:43,632
Let me help save you
from the pain
535
00:32:43,634 --> 00:32:46,704
of trying to fit in
with all of this.
536
00:32:50,608 --> 00:32:52,206
You're a dog guy.
537
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,844
That's fine.
538
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,850
We don't have any dogs.
539
00:33:09,025 --> 00:33:12,059
We did seven IVFs
to get one kid,
540
00:33:12,061 --> 00:33:14,667
and he never complained once.
541
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,934
Each time, he had
to sit in a little room
542
00:33:17,936 --> 00:33:20,035
and jerk off to some 1980s porn
543
00:33:20,037 --> 00:33:21,236
that other men
have jerked off to.
544
00:33:21,238 --> 00:33:23,705
Jerking off.
545
00:33:23,707 --> 00:33:25,041
Been there.
546
00:33:26,578 --> 00:33:29,144
And then he had to put
the cup in a paper bag
547
00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:32,079
and walk it across the room
like a child carrying his lunch
548
00:33:32,081 --> 00:33:33,581
and give it to his secretary.
549
00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,187
Paper bag.
550
00:33:39,925 --> 00:33:41,527
What the hell was that?
551
00:33:43,594 --> 00:33:46,162
This is gonna be
very interesting.
552
00:34:04,983 --> 00:34:07,884
Oh!
553
00:34:07,886 --> 00:34:09,685
Wow, that's a beauty!
554
00:34:09,687 --> 00:34:11,122
- Thank you.
- Come on in.
555
00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:27,770
Everyone,
556
00:34:27,772 --> 00:34:31,842
may I introduce
Dr. Antonio Rosenblatt.
557
00:34:31,844 --> 00:34:33,947
Best optometrist
on the West Side.
558
00:34:35,313 --> 00:34:36,980
Buongiorno.
559
00:34:36,982 --> 00:34:38,084
Rosenblatt?
560
00:34:39,317 --> 00:34:40,918
Yeah, my father is Jewish.
561
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,987
My, uh, mom is from Florenzia.
562
00:34:42,989 --> 00:34:44,788
Fascinating.
563
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:46,123
Interesting.
564
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,357
Well then, you're not
actually Jewish
565
00:34:47,359 --> 00:34:48,625
'cause you're mother isn't.
566
00:34:48,627 --> 00:34:50,196
No, no, I'm Jewish.
567
00:34:51,797 --> 00:34:53,233
Who is this
beautiful little man?
568
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:57,134
He's mine.
569
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,170
I'm the mother.
570
00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:01,106
Lily.
571
00:35:01,108 --> 00:35:03,073
- Does he like cars?
- Oh!
572
00:35:03,075 --> 00:35:04,376
Loves them.
573
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,881
Well then, we'll take you
for a ride later on then.
574
00:35:07,947 --> 00:35:09,049
I would love that.
575
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:14,087
- And, uh, my daughter Katherine.
- Hey.
576
00:35:16,087 --> 00:35:18,022
Oh, wow.
577
00:35:18,024 --> 00:35:21,693
What? That's my thing.
I do the magic tricks.
578
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,337
Do not show your hand,
okay, Alex?
579
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,771
Be strong.
580
00:35:32,773 --> 00:35:35,907
That big, overly Italian guy
581
00:35:35,909 --> 00:35:36,874
isnt' a threat.
582
00:35:36,876 --> 00:35:38,677
Not a threat? Come on.
Look at you.
583
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:39,912
You can't even help yourself.
584
00:35:39,914 --> 00:35:42,915
Please, please take me for a
ride in your European car later.
585
00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:45,750
- Okay, stop.
- Your penis must be gargantuan
586
00:35:45,752 --> 00:35:47,152
just because you're Italian.
587
00:35:47,154 --> 00:35:49,954
Suddenly, I don't care
about my husband and my child.
588
00:35:49,956 --> 00:35:52,256
- Run away with me.
- Alex, stop.
589
00:35:52,258 --> 00:35:54,925
Stop. There's just something
about Italians, okay.
590
00:35:54,927 --> 00:35:56,026
- It's hard to explain.
- Oh God.
591
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:57,729
All women react like this.
592
00:35:57,731 --> 00:35:59,430
I mean, look at him.
593
00:35:59,432 --> 00:36:01,032
Oof!
594
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,069
But it doesn't
really mean anything.
595
00:36:12,279 --> 00:36:14,015
Good coffee goes a long way.
596
00:36:16,350 --> 00:36:19,221
Katherine, I'm doing the list.
597
00:36:46,148 --> 00:36:49,048
Well, my friend,
you have seven cavities,
598
00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:51,050
receding gums...
599
00:36:51,052 --> 00:36:52,985
- Ah!
- ...and cracked enamel.
600
00:36:52,987 --> 00:36:55,521
I'm not even sure
I can save that one.
601
00:36:55,523 --> 00:36:58,992
Also, your front incisors are
a bit rabbit-like.
602
00:36:58,994 --> 00:37:01,263
I'd like to file those down.
603
00:37:02,462 --> 00:37:04,129
Sorry.
604
00:37:04,131 --> 00:37:05,300
Rabbit-like.
605
00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:08,168
Teeth whitening comes last,
606
00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:09,869
after all these
other procedures.
607
00:37:09,871 --> 00:37:11,905
Uh, well, I appreciate
your concern
608
00:37:11,907 --> 00:37:13,072
for the health of his teeth.
609
00:37:13,074 --> 00:37:14,206
The reason we came here is
610
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,275
for the teeth whitening.
611
00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:18,747
I'd like to discuss what kind
of white you'll be using.
612
00:37:19,815 --> 00:37:20,782
White.
613
00:37:22,383 --> 00:37:26,857
Well, there are other shades
and intensities and...
614
00:37:28,424 --> 00:37:30,461
different variations on white.
I-I'll show you.
615
00:37:32,361 --> 00:37:33,731
I thought this might come
in handy.
616
00:37:34,531 --> 00:37:35,332
See, um...
617
00:37:36,831 --> 00:37:38,831
eggshell white might be
a nice one.
618
00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,133
Yeah, no, that's really nice.
Uh, what about polar bear?
619
00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:42,401
Mm, that might be
a bit too dingy.
620
00:37:42,403 --> 00:37:44,204
How about something
a little closer to, ooh,
621
00:37:44,206 --> 00:37:45,305
nebulous white.
622
00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:47,808
Ooh, that...
623
00:37:47,810 --> 00:37:49,810
that is a very nice
neutral white.
624
00:37:49,812 --> 00:37:51,948
- Yeah, exactly.
- I think you're right.
625
00:37:52,948 --> 00:37:55,049
Polar bear.
626
00:37:55,051 --> 00:37:57,018
Is it polar bear or nebulous?
627
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,889
- I think it's nebulous.
- Definitely nebulous.
628
00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:08,032
Open.
629
00:39:10,327 --> 00:39:13,229
You conquered a lifelong fear.
630
00:39:13,231 --> 00:39:14,663
I'm so proud of you.
631
00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:16,568
I'm so proud of you.
632
00:39:18,937 --> 00:39:20,903
Definitely less, uh,
rabbit teeth.
633
00:39:22,105 --> 00:39:24,606
It's outstanding.
Look, it's outstanding.
634
00:39:24,608 --> 00:39:26,007
Outstanding, huh?
635
00:39:26,009 --> 00:39:28,409
You don't need this.
Yeah, yeah, Oxycodone.
636
00:39:28,411 --> 00:39:29,945
You definitely
don't need all these.
637
00:39:29,947 --> 00:39:31,214
Yeah, I'll take a few.
638
00:39:31,216 --> 00:39:32,915
Oh God.
639
00:39:53,471 --> 00:39:55,072
It's for my parents really.
640
00:39:55,074 --> 00:39:56,706
You know my dad.
641
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:59,144
It would make things
less complicated.
642
00:40:03,548 --> 00:40:06,549
Many people
stereotype Jewishness.
643
00:40:06,551 --> 00:40:11,087
Characterize them as nitpicky,
stingy, scheming merchants.
644
00:40:11,089 --> 00:40:13,590
Misers collecting diamonds,
counting money.
645
00:40:13,592 --> 00:40:15,326
Uttering phrases like,
646
00:40:15,328 --> 00:40:18,063
"Shalom, mazel tov, Oy vey"
647
00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:21,431
Constantly hearing about bagels,
648
00:40:21,433 --> 00:40:23,469
violin playing, haggling.
649
00:40:25,371 --> 00:40:27,404
The complaining,
650
00:40:27,406 --> 00:40:30,239
guilt-inflicting Jewish mother.
651
00:40:30,241 --> 00:40:33,408
The spoiled, materialistic
Jewish-American princess.
652
00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:35,948
The often meek but nice
Jewish boy.
653
00:40:37,183 --> 00:40:39,516
You sure you're not
anti-Semitic.
654
00:40:39,518 --> 00:40:41,652
That all spilled out
of your mouth a little too easy.
655
00:40:41,654 --> 00:40:44,221
I take umbrage at that.
656
00:40:44,223 --> 00:40:45,621
I am just a concerned friend
657
00:40:45,623 --> 00:40:47,993
who can't believe
you're doing this for a woman.
658
00:40:52,364 --> 00:40:53,496
Hey, remember.
659
00:40:53,498 --> 00:40:55,635
No more Christmas,
no more Easter Bunny.
660
00:40:56,702 --> 00:40:58,438
Think about it.
661
00:41:14,386 --> 00:41:16,023
Do you know
what it means to convert?
662
00:41:18,224 --> 00:41:19,360
Uh, you...
663
00:41:23,195 --> 00:41:24,331
become a Jew.
664
00:41:25,564 --> 00:41:27,534
It's a little more complicated
than that.
665
00:41:29,302 --> 00:41:30,704
I've known the Sterns for...
666
00:41:31,771 --> 00:41:32,974
over 20 years.
667
00:41:34,073 --> 00:41:35,342
I've watched Katherine grow up.
668
00:41:37,045 --> 00:41:40,679
Yes, she's spoiled,
and she has a good heart.
669
00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:43,217
And she certainly knows
what she wants.
670
00:41:45,485 --> 00:41:46,553
Do you?
671
00:41:52,224 --> 00:41:53,193
Sometimes.
672
00:41:55,361 --> 00:41:57,695
You know that
it is my job
673
00:41:57,697 --> 00:42:00,498
to dissuade you from converting?
674
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,134
I'm committed to protecting
the Jewish religion
675
00:42:03,136 --> 00:42:04,305
and the Jewish people.
676
00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:07,440
My personal feeling is
to welcome people
677
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:09,011
to this beautiful faith.
678
00:42:11,511 --> 00:42:12,710
But...
679
00:42:12,712 --> 00:42:15,281
if they are not serious...
680
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,849
or they have
stereotypical ideas, beliefs...
681
00:42:17,851 --> 00:42:19,784
Oh, no, no. No, no.
I-I am serious.
682
00:42:19,786 --> 00:42:21,420
I am totally serious.
683
00:42:21,422 --> 00:42:23,522
I don't want to harm any Jews.
684
00:42:23,524 --> 00:42:25,590
I would protect them all
if I could.
685
00:42:25,592 --> 00:42:26,759
I respect Jews.
686
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:29,295
I... I've watched Jews
my whole life.
687
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,733
The entire Holocaust
was terrible.
688
00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:35,634
Ho-Horrific.
689
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,272
It makes me sick like...
690
00:42:38,505 --> 00:42:40,575
uh, and... but...
691
00:42:42,177 --> 00:42:44,410
They've done so well
for themselves in Hollywood now.
692
00:42:44,412 --> 00:42:46,245
I mean, they make
all those great...
693
00:42:46,247 --> 00:42:47,115
movies and...
694
00:42:48,717 --> 00:42:51,151
That was the stupidest thing
I have said.
695
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:52,789
I'm sorry I said that.
I'm babbling.
696
00:42:55,623 --> 00:42:57,391
What about your family?
697
00:43:00,429 --> 00:43:01,430
Gone.
698
00:43:03,398 --> 00:43:04,400
I'm sorry.
699
00:43:07,269 --> 00:43:09,535
I like you. You're honest.
700
00:43:09,537 --> 00:43:10,736
You didn't come here
and tell me
701
00:43:10,738 --> 00:43:12,138
what you thought
I wanted to hear.
702
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:13,376
You didn't try to fool me.
703
00:43:14,409 --> 00:43:15,378
I'm not very good at that.
704
00:43:16,711 --> 00:43:18,611
All right.
705
00:43:18,613 --> 00:43:22,150
Let's start with the basics
and move on from there.
706
00:43:22,152 --> 00:43:24,719
And I think you may be surprised
at what you learn.
707
00:43:24,721 --> 00:43:26,286
Okay, Rabbi.
708
00:43:26,288 --> 00:43:27,388
Do I call you Rabbi?
709
00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:28,889
Yes.
710
00:43:28,891 --> 00:43:30,526
Did you know
rabbi means teacher?
711
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,896
We educate people
in how to connect to God
712
00:43:35,898 --> 00:43:38,101
and to spirituality.
713
00:43:39,735 --> 00:43:40,769
I like that.
714
00:43:41,803 --> 00:43:43,473
The process takes
about six months.
715
00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:45,942
Uh, that's actually not...
716
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:50,178
gonna work because I need
to be Jewish in three weeks
717
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,313
for Gary's wedding.
718
00:43:52,315 --> 00:43:53,817
We'll deal with that
when we get to it.
719
00:43:55,384 --> 00:43:57,451
But for now, you need to study.
720
00:43:57,453 --> 00:43:58,886
You'll also have a mikveh,
721
00:43:58,888 --> 00:44:00,855
a ceremonial baptism.
722
00:44:00,857 --> 00:44:02,626
And you will need
to be circumcised.
723
00:44:04,595 --> 00:44:05,762
Oh, I am. I, uh...
724
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:09,362
I believe you.
725
00:44:09,364 --> 00:44:11,734
It's a ritual circumcision
by a mohel.
726
00:44:13,870 --> 00:44:15,471
It's not as bad as it sounds.
727
00:44:17,573 --> 00:44:18,574
Okay.
728
00:44:26,816 --> 00:44:29,383
When I came here,
I hated all American sports,
729
00:44:29,385 --> 00:44:31,253
especially baseball.
730
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:32,753
I mean, it was torture.
731
00:44:32,755 --> 00:44:35,456
I didn't get it, at all.
732
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:38,693
Then, I started
to get to know the players.
733
00:44:38,695 --> 00:44:40,995
This one's married.
This one's single.
734
00:44:40,997 --> 00:44:42,897
This one's good-looking.
735
00:44:42,899 --> 00:44:44,932
I started to see the pictures,
736
00:44:44,934 --> 00:44:46,702
the split finger fastball,
737
00:44:46,704 --> 00:44:49,173
the cutter, the sinker,
change-up.
738
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,541
I began to understand
the strategy.
739
00:44:53,543 --> 00:44:56,945
I decided to change
how I felt about baseball.
740
00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:59,483
And now, I'm more passionate
about the game than Michael.
741
00:45:01,784 --> 00:45:04,385
And then, there is football,
742
00:45:04,387 --> 00:45:05,888
American football.
743
00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:08,491
There's no other sport
that makes grown-up men cry,
744
00:45:08,493 --> 00:45:11,460
brings them to their knees
more than football.
745
00:45:11,462 --> 00:45:14,263
It taps into our most
primal instincts.
746
00:45:14,265 --> 00:45:17,465
So, allow yourself to enjoy
the epic struggle,
747
00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:19,867
the spectacle that is football.
748
00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,773
Come on, run it down
their throats.
749
00:45:24,775 --> 00:45:26,576
Time to air it out. Go long!
750
00:45:30,381 --> 00:45:31,649
Maybe he should
dump it off short.
751
00:45:33,718 --> 00:45:35,018
- No.
- Pssh, of course not.
752
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:36,889
Good try, Alex.
753
00:45:39,357 --> 00:45:41,491
Brady likes to stay aggressive,
754
00:45:41,493 --> 00:45:42,426
move it down the field.
755
00:45:42,428 --> 00:45:44,826
Yeah, except the defense
is expecting that.
756
00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:45,995
They have
their nickel package in.
757
00:45:45,997 --> 00:45:47,530
That's true.
758
00:45:47,532 --> 00:45:48,835
Brady better be careful.
759
00:45:49,835 --> 00:45:50,804
That was a good try, babe.
760
00:45:51,870 --> 00:45:53,772
Okay. Third and one.
761
00:45:54,973 --> 00:45:57,373
Run it off tackle.
Get the first down.
762
00:46:00,412 --> 00:46:03,716
Or... maybe he should fake it
into the line and go deep.
763
00:46:04,716 --> 00:46:07,482
Oh, that's bold, Alex.
764
00:46:07,484 --> 00:46:09,720
...fires
into the end zone. Touchdown!
765
00:46:13,059 --> 00:46:14,925
Outstanding, Alex.
766
00:46:14,927 --> 00:46:17,094
Good. Good work. Good...
767
00:46:17,096 --> 00:46:19,463
Hey, come over here.
Sit by me.
768
00:46:19,465 --> 00:46:20,731
Katherine, give him some room.
769
00:46:20,733 --> 00:46:22,499
What a touchdown by 22.
770
00:46:22,501 --> 00:46:23,967
He's a great football player.
771
00:46:23,969 --> 00:46:27,469
Unfortunately, earlier in the
season, he took a big hit.
772
00:46:27,471 --> 00:46:29,940
You know, I wouldn't be surprised
to see him bootleg it here.
773
00:46:29,942 --> 00:46:32,846
Hey, I got my own John Madden
next to me.
774
00:46:58,571 --> 00:47:00,839
He's so surgical
in that position.
775
00:47:00,841 --> 00:47:03,072
Changing up tempos like that. His
guys giving him passing lanes.
776
00:47:03,074 --> 00:47:05,409
Hey, Brady's got ice water
in his veins.
777
00:47:05,411 --> 00:47:06,577
No-flinch mentality.
778
00:47:06,579 --> 00:47:08,112
Damn you, Brady!
779
00:47:08,114 --> 00:47:09,548
I'm taking you to a game.
780
00:47:15,655 --> 00:47:16,691
Jesus.
781
00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:20,058
Fifty-yard line, ten rows back.
782
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,560
How the hell did you get these?
783
00:47:22,562 --> 00:47:23,895
Go get yourself a drink.
784
00:47:23,897 --> 00:47:26,767
Oh, I brought you
something to drink.
785
00:47:28,468 --> 00:47:30,901
Wow! 1967 Bordeaux.
786
00:47:30,903 --> 00:47:32,773
Antonio, you didn't need
to do that.
787
00:47:37,410 --> 00:47:40,111
Alex, uh, why don't you open it?
788
00:47:40,113 --> 00:47:41,915
Or do you need some help?
789
00:47:47,453 --> 00:47:48,589
Tell you what.
790
00:47:49,923 --> 00:47:52,089
You go ahead
and open it yourself.
791
00:47:52,091 --> 00:47:53,826
You might wanna decant it first.
792
00:47:53,828 --> 00:47:56,063
Although it's probably lost
all its fruit by now.
793
00:47:59,534 --> 00:48:01,136
Katherine, go get him.
794
00:48:06,072 --> 00:48:08,076
Patriots are the forces of evil.
795
00:48:10,545 --> 00:48:12,012
Alex, please.
796
00:48:13,113 --> 00:48:14,549
Don't go.
797
00:48:25,525 --> 00:48:27,059
You know I didn't invite him.
798
00:48:27,061 --> 00:48:29,061
My dad did.
799
00:48:29,063 --> 00:48:31,032
He is stalking you.
800
00:48:32,467 --> 00:48:34,467
He's an optometrist.
801
00:48:34,469 --> 00:48:36,169
That's not a real doctor.
802
00:48:36,171 --> 00:48:38,905
The real doctor is
an ophthalmologist.
803
00:48:38,907 --> 00:48:42,107
Mr. Antonio Rosenblatt
804
00:48:42,109 --> 00:48:43,510
is a pretend doctor.
805
00:48:43,512 --> 00:48:45,010
He sells glasses.
806
00:48:45,012 --> 00:48:46,114
What a scam.
807
00:48:47,649 --> 00:48:49,081
And you, oh,
808
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:53,619
"Yes, may I please have
some of your special wine."
809
00:48:53,621 --> 00:48:56,522
Because everything Italian
is automatically incredible
810
00:48:56,524 --> 00:48:58,825
just because it's Italian.
811
00:48:58,827 --> 00:49:00,961
And by the way, I'm pretty sure
he's not Italian.
812
00:49:00,963 --> 00:49:03,964
He sounds French to me. I don't know
why anybody else doesn't hear that.
813
00:49:03,966 --> 00:49:06,202
How'd you know about
the wine and the football?
814
00:49:08,903 --> 00:49:11,039
Because when I say I'm gonna
do something, I do it.
815
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,675
Hundred percent.
816
00:49:15,176 --> 00:49:16,513
I like that.
817
00:49:19,648 --> 00:49:20,917
All right, uh...
818
00:49:22,618 --> 00:49:24,618
I guess I'll go get back
to your dad.
819
00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:26,455
I don't wanna be rude
or anything.
820
00:49:27,588 --> 00:49:28,724
I don't wanna be a dick.
821
00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:31,494
Where do you think you're going?
822
00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:46,540
I guess it is only the beginning
of the third quarter out there.
823
00:49:46,542 --> 00:49:48,144
My dad's never leaving
that game.
824
00:49:49,578 --> 00:49:51,645
And that score is pretty tight.
825
00:49:51,647 --> 00:49:53,246
Really tight.
826
00:49:53,248 --> 00:49:55,218
We have a good 32 minutes.
827
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:31,218
This next one is very fun
828
00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:32,720
and a no-brainer.
829
00:50:32,722 --> 00:50:34,255
Upgrade wardrobe.
830
00:50:34,257 --> 00:50:37,190
You have this great,
perfect body for clothes.
831
00:50:37,192 --> 00:50:38,826
Let's show it off.
832
00:50:50,073 --> 00:50:51,108
Hmm.
833
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,260
I'm sorry, I gotta go.
It's Victoria.
834
00:51:13,262 --> 00:51:14,396
Uh-oh.
835
00:51:14,398 --> 00:51:15,497
Wardrobe emergency?
836
00:51:15,499 --> 00:51:18,834
Yes. One of our big clients
who no one can stand,
837
00:51:18,836 --> 00:51:22,174
apparently, she hates the dress
I pulled for her.
838
00:51:23,308 --> 00:51:24,810
I'll get back soon as I can.
839
00:51:26,011 --> 00:51:27,646
I'm so sorry.
840
00:51:29,013 --> 00:51:31,082
But there's so many
beautiful clothes here.
841
00:51:32,082 --> 00:51:33,051
Have fun.
842
00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:36,284
Mix and match.
843
00:51:36,286 --> 00:51:37,386
Do whatever you want.
844
00:51:37,388 --> 00:51:39,324
It's gonna make you look
so handsome.
845
00:52:05,284 --> 00:52:08,218
I was finally getting
comfortable around Mr. Stern.
846
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:09,887
Like we were bonding.
847
00:52:09,889 --> 00:52:11,157
We were watching football.
848
00:52:12,992 --> 00:52:16,226
And then this Antonio guy
comes in.
849
00:52:16,228 --> 00:52:17,695
He ruined everything.
850
00:52:17,697 --> 00:52:18,798
Ruined the whole moment.
851
00:52:22,766 --> 00:52:24,802
What do you think
I should do?
852
00:52:24,804 --> 00:52:27,104
Tell him to go away.
853
00:52:27,106 --> 00:52:28,171
I shouldn't punch him?
854
00:52:28,173 --> 00:52:31,140
Only policemen and Marines
are allowed to punch.
855
00:52:31,142 --> 00:52:32,142
Only what?
856
00:52:32,144 --> 00:52:34,343
Policemen and marines
are allowed to punch.
857
00:52:36,182 --> 00:52:37,784
That's a good point.
858
00:52:40,019 --> 00:52:41,985
We're oddballs, huh?
859
00:52:41,987 --> 00:52:43,055
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
860
00:52:44,956 --> 00:52:46,857
I think we need to be more
like Steve McQueen.
861
00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:47,995
Yeah.
862
00:53:02,807 --> 00:53:04,340
Grunters.
863
00:53:04,342 --> 00:53:05,310
What the hell?
864
00:53:08,781 --> 00:53:10,316
Look at that lame fuck.
865
00:53:21,962 --> 00:53:24,529
Alex, my friend!
866
00:53:24,531 --> 00:53:26,864
Who's he?
867
00:53:26,866 --> 00:53:29,769
That's the Jewish-Italian
optometrist.
868
00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:31,469
Clearly sounds French though.
869
00:53:31,471 --> 00:53:33,471
The one who wants
to get into Katherine's pants?
870
00:53:33,473 --> 00:53:34,909
That's the one.
871
00:53:35,908 --> 00:53:37,207
Look who dropped by, Alex.
872
00:53:37,209 --> 00:53:38,311
Great.
873
00:53:39,446 --> 00:53:40,781
How about we play a match?
874
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,214
Terrific idea.
875
00:53:44,216 --> 00:53:45,783
That's all right.
I think we'll come back.
876
00:53:45,785 --> 00:53:47,819
Absolutely. Let's do this.
877
00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:52,126
Yea-oh!
878
00:53:53,494 --> 00:53:55,097
Kick their asses.
879
00:54:06,272 --> 00:54:08,341
Fuck me! Fuck me!
880
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:13,882
Ooh!
881
00:54:18,186 --> 00:54:20,155
You know, Katherine is
a very special woman.
882
00:54:21,454 --> 00:54:23,188
She deserves the best.
883
00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,292
Oh, she's more than satisfied
with what she's got.
884
00:54:27,228 --> 00:54:28,459
No, she's not.
885
00:54:28,461 --> 00:54:30,165
What'd you say?
886
00:54:32,501 --> 00:54:33,903
What'd you say?
887
00:54:36,337 --> 00:54:37,839
My serve.
888
00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:54,154
Oh!
889
00:54:54,156 --> 00:54:55,522
- Ooh!
- Ooh.
890
00:54:58,593 --> 00:55:00,529
Sorry, that was an accident.
891
00:55:02,430 --> 00:55:04,029
Ah, you're okay.
892
00:55:04,031 --> 00:55:05,267
Just, uh, walk it off.
893
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:53,644
Oh, Jesus.
894
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:58,016
Transfers you
the greetings, my love!
895
00:57:13,363 --> 00:57:15,363
What the hell is she doing here?
896
00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:17,969
- Did you tell her to fly over?
- No, Dave, I didn't.
897
00:57:19,371 --> 00:57:21,273
She must've misunderstood me.
898
00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:25,541
Look, I gotta get out of here.
899
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,713
Just keep here here until, uh...
900
00:57:29,047 --> 00:57:30,246
until I get back.
901
00:57:30,248 --> 00:57:31,581
I don't know how long
that's gonna be.
902
00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:33,583
No problem.
903
00:57:33,585 --> 00:57:35,117
Does she speak English?
904
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,656
Your dog, it likes a stroke.
905
00:57:38,723 --> 00:57:40,225
Okay, we're good.
906
00:57:45,362 --> 00:57:48,096
Don't worry. I come back.
907
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:49,234
Dave...
908
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,337
good guy.
909
00:57:56,641 --> 00:58:00,146
What do you do in Russia?
910
00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:05,349
I work as the seller-advisor.
911
00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:08,084
To me I like
when people thank if
912
00:58:08,086 --> 00:58:12,088
I in what that have helped them
913
00:58:12,090 --> 00:58:14,726
and on them faces smile.
914
00:58:18,263 --> 00:58:20,696
Listen, do not mess with her.
915
00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:23,332
Hey, buddy, this is your thing.
916
00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:24,501
Now go.
917
00:58:24,503 --> 00:58:25,537
Beat it.
918
00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:36,613
To keep our relationship fresh,
we should go out every week,
919
00:58:36,615 --> 00:58:38,749
explore the city,
do different things.
920
00:58:38,751 --> 00:58:40,687
It would be like
a first date each time.
921
00:58:42,221 --> 00:58:44,621
Special night out every week.
922
00:58:44,623 --> 00:58:46,424
I haven't had one in years.
923
00:58:46,426 --> 00:58:48,094
I've earned it. She hasn't.
924
00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:52,765
All right, fine. Give her
the damn special night out.
925
00:58:57,802 --> 00:58:59,104
Just...
926
00:59:04,777 --> 00:59:06,246
Just wait.
927
00:59:15,321 --> 00:59:16,788
I know you wanted
to go out, but...
928
00:59:16,790 --> 00:59:19,324
Alex... it's beautiful.
929
00:59:19,326 --> 00:59:20,661
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
930
00:59:23,798 --> 00:59:26,498
Okay, I'm gonna go check
on the fillets in the oven.
931
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,132
Fillets? Wow.
932
00:59:28,134 --> 00:59:31,268
Um, why am I not sneezing?
933
00:59:31,270 --> 00:59:35,206
Oh, I de-Tuckerized
the whole place.
934
00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:37,542
Yeah, he's gone for the evening.
935
00:59:37,544 --> 00:59:40,645
There is no CSI
that could find any evidence
936
00:59:40,647 --> 00:59:42,315
of canine DNA in here.
937
00:59:43,449 --> 00:59:44,582
Thank you.
938
00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:45,720
Yeah.
939
00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,391
I'll be just one sec.
940
01:00:14,282 --> 01:00:15,417
Hmm.
941
01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:32,565
It's from California.
942
01:00:32,567 --> 01:00:34,900
Heaven. How did you find that?
943
01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:36,737
I have my ways.
944
01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:43,410
I don't know
how you pulled this off.
945
01:00:54,823 --> 01:00:56,459
What's that?
946
01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:00,328
Holy shit.
947
01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:03,730
What's going on?
948
01:01:03,732 --> 01:01:04,834
No, no, no. Anastasiya.
949
01:01:06,734 --> 01:01:09,003
Go. Back. Dave. Now.
950
01:01:09,005 --> 01:01:11,770
I come to here.
Alex tell me.
951
01:01:11,772 --> 01:01:13,707
- Do you know this girl?
- No, absolutely not.
952
01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:14,676
But you know her name.
953
01:01:15,743 --> 01:01:17,978
Okay, I kind of know her.
954
01:01:17,980 --> 01:01:19,411
Are you having an affair?
955
01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:21,982
Oh, my God, no. No.
956
01:01:21,984 --> 01:01:23,616
I was hurt after
you gave me the list.
957
01:01:23,618 --> 01:01:25,585
I went online just to talk
to somebody.
958
01:01:25,587 --> 01:01:27,353
- She's from Russia.
- I'm from Russia.
959
01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:28,521
I never told her to come.
960
01:01:28,523 --> 01:01:30,657
- He said come.
- No, I didn't say that.
961
01:01:31,793 --> 01:01:33,159
I don't understand
what you're saying,
962
01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:35,662
but you need to get your ass out
of here before I mess you up.
963
01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:38,465
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
- What! Stop!
964
01:01:38,467 --> 01:01:40,267
- Bitch!
- Hey!
965
01:01:40,269 --> 01:01:42,535
Russian girl. Think you're trying
to find an American husband.
966
01:01:42,537 --> 01:01:44,671
- Baby, what are you doing?
- Why aren't you protecting me
967
01:01:44,673 --> 01:01:46,308
- from this lunatic?
- I am. Just...
968
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,780
- Get out of here. Now.
- But you said come.
969
01:01:52,782 --> 01:01:54,581
- Dave.
- Alex, what...
970
01:01:58,621 --> 01:01:59,990
So sorry about that.
971
01:02:13,437 --> 01:02:15,736
Okay. I know that was...
972
01:02:15,738 --> 01:02:16,937
weird.
973
01:02:16,939 --> 01:02:20,642
A Russian off the Internet?
How tacky.
974
01:02:20,644 --> 01:02:22,642
I told you,
it was a mistake.
975
01:02:22,644 --> 01:02:23,978
All right? I'm an idiot.
976
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:25,845
Katherine, look,
I'm doing the best I can
977
01:02:25,847 --> 01:02:27,981
with this stupid list thing.
978
01:02:27,983 --> 01:02:30,318
In fact, I'm pretty sure
no other guy in the world
979
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,585
would put himself through this.
980
01:02:31,587 --> 01:02:33,955
You know, I went against
all of my instincts
981
01:02:33,957 --> 01:02:35,723
as a man to please you.
982
01:02:35,725 --> 01:02:37,725
Oh, stupid list?
983
01:02:37,727 --> 01:02:39,794
You know who inspired
that stupid list?
984
01:02:39,796 --> 01:02:43,431
Your good old friend
you can't seem to live without.
985
01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:45,803
Remember my little bedroom talk
with Lily?
986
01:02:49,339 --> 01:02:51,975
You nailed it. What a wonderful
special night out.
987
01:03:00,683 --> 01:03:02,417
I didn't tell her
to give you the list.
988
01:03:02,419 --> 01:03:04,919
Okay? I told her that you have
to know what you want in a man
989
01:03:04,921 --> 01:03:06,957
and maybe write it down.
990
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,926
Well, that's great.
991
01:03:11,928 --> 01:03:13,730
So you were
the inspiration then.
992
01:03:13,732 --> 01:03:15,063
Okay, yes!
993
01:03:15,065 --> 01:03:16,666
Yes, I was the inspiration,
994
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:19,402
- if you want to look at it that way.
- Great.
995
01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:21,938
I was just trying to help you get
moving 'cause you just sit there.
996
01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:24,673
- You never make a decision.
- Stop acting like you're my mom.
997
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:26,679
- Stop interfering.
- You need me to interfere.
998
01:03:30,047 --> 01:03:31,449
Oh God.
999
01:03:32,682 --> 01:03:35,518
Oh, I'm sorry, Alex.
I'm sorry.
1000
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,619
God, I just can't keep
my mouth shut.
1001
01:03:37,621 --> 01:03:39,422
And I do interfere.
It's pathological.
1002
01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,124
I can't help myself.
Oh God.
1003
01:03:42,126 --> 01:03:43,826
It's just that
it's too much fun interfering.
1004
01:03:43,828 --> 01:03:45,161
It makes me feel like
I'm part of it.
1005
01:03:45,163 --> 01:03:46,963
Now I fucked up your future
with the perfect girl.
1006
01:03:46,965 --> 01:03:48,600
No, no. No, no, you did not.
1007
01:03:50,601 --> 01:03:52,070
She put chocolate on you
because of this?
1008
01:03:53,170 --> 01:03:55,506
No, the crazy Russian.
1009
01:03:55,508 --> 01:03:57,741
The crazy Russian,
she flew in here,
1010
01:03:57,743 --> 01:03:59,510
found my address,
I don't know how.
1011
01:03:59,512 --> 01:04:00,944
She scared the crap out of me.
1012
01:04:00,946 --> 01:04:02,745
Uh, Dave was supposed
to be watching her,
1013
01:04:02,747 --> 01:04:05,549
but she just burst in the middle
of the dinner with Katherine,
1014
01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:07,450
starts demolishing the place,
1015
01:04:07,452 --> 01:04:09,184
and rubs chocolate
on both of us.
1016
01:04:09,186 --> 01:04:11,889
And now Katherine thinks I've been
having an affair with this girl.
1017
01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:15,157
It's not...
1018
01:04:15,159 --> 01:04:16,993
That's the funniest thing ever.
1019
01:04:16,995 --> 01:04:19,566
You should see the dress that...
1020
01:04:20,932 --> 01:04:22,799
I want to know exactly
what's so funny,
1021
01:04:22,801 --> 01:04:24,901
but I already took my pill.
1022
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:27,437
So, Lily, come to bed.
1023
01:04:27,439 --> 01:04:30,040
And, Alex, you'll stay
in the guest room.
1024
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,377
Okay.
1025
01:04:34,479 --> 01:04:35,615
Good night, honey.
1026
01:05:02,976 --> 01:05:04,478
It's pancake day.
1027
01:05:06,179 --> 01:05:07,481
Okay.
1028
01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:12,650
This Russian sounds wild.
1029
01:05:12,652 --> 01:05:14,688
- Oof.
- I wanna hear every detail.
1030
01:05:15,721 --> 01:05:16,756
But, Alex...
1031
01:05:18,058 --> 01:05:20,525
I think under the circumstances,
1032
01:05:20,527 --> 01:05:22,494
everything is fair game now.
1033
01:05:22,496 --> 01:05:23,795
Who knows
about Katherine, right?
1034
01:05:23,797 --> 01:05:25,766
Who knows what the hell
she's doing.
1035
01:05:27,099 --> 01:05:29,436
If I were you, I would take
a look at this Russian.
1036
01:05:30,569 --> 01:05:31,703
A good look.
1037
01:05:33,072 --> 01:05:34,674
Test the waters.
1038
01:05:49,724 --> 01:05:52,725
For 28 years,
I am living with Mama.
1039
01:05:52,727 --> 01:05:55,192
She works in an agriculture.
1040
01:05:55,194 --> 01:05:56,897
She looks after birds.
1041
01:05:58,297 --> 01:06:00,200
From what you become happy?
1042
01:06:02,303 --> 01:06:05,941
What to give
to your face a smile?
1043
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,610
Alex, tell to me.
1044
01:06:11,912 --> 01:06:13,048
Uh...
1045
01:06:14,314 --> 01:06:16,184
dogs.
1046
01:06:17,718 --> 01:06:19,053
I love for them!
1047
01:06:36,803 --> 01:06:38,206
Have you ever been in love?
1048
01:06:42,710 --> 01:06:43,779
Many times.
1049
01:06:44,779 --> 01:06:46,813
But with each relationship,
1050
01:06:46,815 --> 01:06:48,915
your idea of love changes.
1051
01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,219
And I think that's a good thing.
1052
01:06:53,121 --> 01:06:56,125
I will have
the chicken parmigiano.
1053
01:06:57,192 --> 01:06:58,692
That-That's not Italian.
1054
01:06:58,694 --> 01:07:00,092
Of course it is.
1055
01:07:00,094 --> 01:07:01,728
Chicken parmigiano.
1056
01:07:02,763 --> 01:07:04,265
Uh, no, I mean,
1057
01:07:04,267 --> 01:07:06,866
an Italian would never take
a chicken, fry it,
1058
01:07:06,868 --> 01:07:09,302
and put a lot of sauce
and melted cheese on it.
1059
01:07:09,304 --> 01:07:10,740
That's just not
an Italian dish.
1060
01:07:11,873 --> 01:07:14,107
It is to me.
I think it's delicious.
1061
01:07:14,109 --> 01:07:16,109
It's our best-selling dish, sir.
1062
01:07:16,111 --> 01:07:17,978
Well...
1063
01:07:17,980 --> 01:07:20,313
I wouldn't order it.
1064
01:07:20,315 --> 01:07:22,552
I'm sure there's
better things on this menu.
1065
01:07:23,884 --> 01:07:25,221
Wh-Where's your chef from?
1066
01:07:26,322 --> 01:07:28,856
Seems like Northern Italy.
1067
01:07:28,858 --> 01:07:30,327
He's from Mexico.
1068
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,628
So this is American food?
1069
01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,566
In that case,
I will have, um,
1070
01:07:37,733 --> 01:07:39,001
New York strip, medium rare.
1071
01:07:41,203 --> 01:07:43,168
Chicken parmigiano.
1072
01:07:46,008 --> 01:07:47,941
I'm sorry, Katherine,
but in Italy...
1073
01:07:47,943 --> 01:07:50,211
I know, everything in Italy
is superior.
1074
01:07:50,213 --> 01:07:52,345
Guess we're not as persnickety
about our food
1075
01:07:52,347 --> 01:07:54,115
because we're so busy
being a superpower.
1076
01:07:54,117 --> 01:07:56,684
For example, in America,
we do not take a nap
1077
01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:58,419
from 2 to 4 p.m.
because we think it's lazy
1078
01:07:58,421 --> 01:08:00,186
and bad for business.
1079
01:08:00,188 --> 01:08:03,826
By the way, how are
the eyeglasses selling?
1080
01:08:06,230 --> 01:08:08,699
You're upset because
it didn't work out with Alex.
1081
01:08:14,337 --> 01:08:16,672
You're right. I'm sorry.
1082
01:08:20,910 --> 01:08:23,077
I know you, Katherine.
1083
01:08:23,079 --> 01:08:24,345
You're a woman
who needs to experience
1084
01:08:24,347 --> 01:08:26,215
the best in life.
1085
01:08:29,086 --> 01:08:30,955
And I can give you this.
1086
01:08:39,263 --> 01:08:41,064
I am never getting married.
1087
01:08:42,465 --> 01:08:44,865
I made that choice
a long time ago.
1088
01:08:44,867 --> 01:08:46,336
Makes my life a lot easier.
1089
01:08:50,773 --> 01:08:52,908
I'm gonna pawn it.
1090
01:08:52,910 --> 01:08:55,110
You'll regret it.
1091
01:08:55,112 --> 01:08:57,015
Antique rings aren't worth
what you think.
1092
01:08:58,148 --> 01:08:59,851
Nothing's worth
what you think.
1093
01:09:00,951 --> 01:09:02,153
Hey, Alex,
can I tell you something?
1094
01:09:03,319 --> 01:09:04,820
The reason you can't go
the distance
1095
01:09:04,822 --> 01:09:05,922
with Katherine is that...
1096
01:09:07,491 --> 01:09:10,460
well, she expects
more than a dog.
1097
01:09:10,462 --> 01:09:13,963
I mean, you love dogs
because it's a one-way street.
1098
01:09:13,965 --> 01:09:16,335
You know,
it's unconditional love.
1099
01:09:19,104 --> 01:09:20,838
Don't pawn this.
1100
01:09:22,306 --> 01:09:24,108
You don't wanna end up like me.
1101
01:09:45,497 --> 01:09:48,164
Who is this hot piece of ass
1102
01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:50,135
putting holes in my grass?
1103
01:10:03,314 --> 01:10:04,349
Katherine.
1104
01:10:06,150 --> 01:10:07,517
Welcome to my park.
1105
01:10:07,519 --> 01:10:09,088
Uh, she's allergic to dogs.
1106
01:10:11,288 --> 01:10:12,389
Well...
1107
01:10:12,391 --> 01:10:14,494
then she shouldn't come here.
1108
01:10:26,338 --> 01:10:28,871
Let's get you out of here before
your face turns purple and blows up.
1109
01:10:28,873 --> 01:10:31,340
Wait, I wanna
show you something.
1110
01:10:31,342 --> 01:10:32,577
It's a prescription.
1111
01:10:32,579 --> 01:10:35,081
It will reduce my allergy
by 90 percent.
1112
01:10:36,582 --> 01:10:38,581
And this you'll like.
1113
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,818
There's injections too.
1114
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,085
And you can do the honors.
1115
01:10:42,087 --> 01:10:43,821
I think you've gotten
very good at that by now.
1116
01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:45,922
They already
gave me my first shot,
1117
01:10:45,924 --> 01:10:48,293
and-and I think
it's starting to kick in.
1118
01:10:58,338 --> 01:10:59,537
Oh, my God.
1119
01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:02,372
- It was my grandmother's.
- It's gorgeous.
1120
01:11:04,878 --> 01:11:06,543
I kill you, bitch!
1121
01:11:06,545 --> 01:11:08,212
- Hey!
- What the hell!
1122
01:11:08,214 --> 01:11:09,514
- Hey!
- God, help me!
1123
01:11:09,516 --> 01:11:11,015
Get off of her!
1124
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,381
Get off of her!
1125
01:11:12,383 --> 01:11:14,219
Look!
1126
01:11:14,221 --> 01:11:16,357
Stop it! Listen to me!
Stop it!
1127
01:11:18,959 --> 01:11:21,525
I got her!
I got her! I got her!
1128
01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:22,993
Where the hell
have you been, Dave?
1129
01:11:22,995 --> 01:11:25,630
I thought you had strict orders to
keep this lunatic under lockdown.
1130
01:11:25,632 --> 01:11:27,899
You enjoying this?
Is this making you happy?
1131
01:11:27,901 --> 01:11:30,635
Alex just proposed to me,
and you've ruined it.
1132
01:11:30,637 --> 01:11:32,436
What a great friend you are.
1133
01:11:32,438 --> 01:11:34,605
Oh God, look at
my Louis Vuitton boots.
1134
01:11:34,607 --> 01:11:36,641
- Oh, no.
- I'll buy you another pair.
1135
01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:37,942
You can't afford them.
1136
01:11:37,944 --> 01:11:39,410
You always this much
of a bitch?
1137
01:11:41,448 --> 01:11:43,515
Nyet! Nyet!
1138
01:11:43,517 --> 01:11:45,884
Dave, stop!
Just get her out of here!
1139
01:11:45,886 --> 01:11:47,151
All right?
I'll talk to you later.
1140
01:11:47,153 --> 01:11:48,252
I gotta deal with this.
1141
01:11:48,254 --> 01:11:49,889
Go! Get her out of here!
1142
01:11:55,495 --> 01:11:57,365
This is bullshit!
1143
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:05,173
Oh. Okay. It's okay.
1144
01:12:06,173 --> 01:12:07,274
We got it.
1145
01:12:08,509 --> 01:12:10,642
- All right.
- Yeah.
1146
01:12:10,644 --> 01:12:13,544
Uh, yeah, I wouldn't...
I wouldn't put that on.
1147
01:12:20,022 --> 01:12:21,858
I'm not a bitch.
1148
01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:24,893
Oh, no.
1149
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,489
My God is alive,
1150
01:12:58,491 --> 01:13:00,593
and I believe that
he would see me through this.
1151
01:13:00,595 --> 01:13:02,329
And I would surprise you
1152
01:13:02,331 --> 01:13:03,730
when I'm out of you
1153
01:13:03,732 --> 01:13:05,197
to let you know that
1154
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:07,403
you just messed yourself up,
not me.
1155
01:13:09,270 --> 01:13:10,538
I worry for you.
1156
01:13:14,141 --> 01:13:15,243
Much luck.
1157
01:13:26,556 --> 01:13:29,059
Alex, people judge you
by the friends you keep.
1158
01:13:33,662 --> 01:13:37,297
Uh, it's "Replace male
friend who is a bad influence."
1159
01:13:37,299 --> 01:13:39,165
You mean me?
1160
01:13:39,167 --> 01:13:40,536
Uh, fuck her.
1161
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,252
Honey,
1162
01:13:59,254 --> 01:14:01,421
you know I can't possibly
stay for this,
1163
01:14:01,423 --> 01:14:02,694
but Gary will be right here.
1164
01:14:07,463 --> 01:14:09,263
Look how beautiful it is.
1165
01:14:09,265 --> 01:14:11,499
- Hmm.
- No smell, no...
1166
01:14:11,501 --> 01:14:13,233
no residue of anything.
1167
01:14:13,235 --> 01:14:14,501
Hmm.
1168
01:14:14,503 --> 01:14:16,303
My mom went crazy.
She loved it.
1169
01:14:16,305 --> 01:14:17,740
My dad was so impressed.
1170
01:14:28,619 --> 01:14:30,351
I'll be right outside.
1171
01:14:30,353 --> 01:14:31,388
Okay.
1172
01:14:44,735 --> 01:14:46,437
I really need to talk to you.
1173
01:14:48,304 --> 01:14:49,307
Can it wait?
1174
01:14:51,508 --> 01:14:52,710
Of course.
1175
01:14:54,744 --> 01:14:56,013
Word of advice.
1176
01:14:57,246 --> 01:15:00,051
Stay soft.
1177
01:15:01,418 --> 01:15:03,121
Okay, Gary.
1178
01:15:12,696 --> 01:15:13,798
It's from the waist down.
1179
01:15:15,433 --> 01:15:16,568
Oh.
1180
01:15:24,842 --> 01:15:26,476
Ah, sit, sit, sit.
1181
01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:28,147
- It's all right.
- Okay.
1182
01:15:32,851 --> 01:15:35,251
Not to worry.
1183
01:15:35,253 --> 01:15:38,386
I'm going to numb
the coronal skin
1184
01:15:38,388 --> 01:15:40,092
around the head
of your penis.
1185
01:15:41,558 --> 01:15:45,328
If you become erect,
it's perfectly normal.
1186
01:15:45,330 --> 01:15:47,266
One prick and we're all done.
1187
01:15:58,809 --> 01:16:01,213
Oh, uh... Hmm...
1188
01:16:06,351 --> 01:16:07,620
My parents having sex.
1189
01:16:10,755 --> 01:16:12,424
My grandparents are having sex.
1190
01:16:14,593 --> 01:16:16,462
My parents are having sex
with my grandparents.
1191
01:16:36,614 --> 01:16:37,813
Did it hurt?
1192
01:16:37,815 --> 01:16:39,618
No, the mohel had, uh...
1193
01:16:41,252 --> 01:16:42,421
good hands.
1194
01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:45,558
Thank you.
1195
01:16:47,425 --> 01:16:48,428
Thank you.
1196
01:16:49,529 --> 01:16:50,598
Thank you.
1197
01:16:51,765 --> 01:16:52,766
Thank you.
1198
01:16:53,766 --> 01:16:54,767
Thank you.
1199
01:16:55,769 --> 01:16:57,137
Gary passed out.
1200
01:17:06,312 --> 01:17:07,313
Alex.
1201
01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:10,416
It's too late.
1202
01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:13,451
I'm a Jew.
1203
01:17:13,453 --> 01:17:14,622
Not quite yet, Shlomo.
1204
01:17:15,956 --> 01:17:18,488
Jesus! I have
to call you Shlomo?
1205
01:17:18,490 --> 01:17:21,326
It's my new second middle name.
1206
01:17:21,328 --> 01:17:23,430
I need a drink.
1207
01:17:25,966 --> 01:17:28,499
Forget the cliche
of drinking with friends.
1208
01:17:28,501 --> 01:17:30,503
Pairing wine with food
and all that crap.
1209
01:17:31,504 --> 01:17:33,706
It's the sensual part of liquor.
1210
01:17:33,708 --> 01:17:35,608
Like being kissed.
1211
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:38,477
That first sip rushes
to your thighs,
1212
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:39,877
the warm release of pleasure,
1213
01:17:39,879 --> 01:17:41,916
and suddenly everything is okay.
1214
01:17:43,483 --> 01:17:45,186
I wanna share that with you.
1215
01:17:54,829 --> 01:17:56,598
The main purpose of alcohol...
1216
01:17:58,031 --> 01:17:59,465
it's your lifeline.
1217
01:17:59,467 --> 01:18:01,899
It will help you
through anything.
1218
01:18:01,901 --> 01:18:05,707
Marriage, children,
work... women.
1219
01:18:07,842 --> 01:18:10,608
Scotch is the most
important drink.
1220
01:18:10,610 --> 01:18:13,346
If you're out with a coworker,
you order scotch. Neat.
1221
01:18:13,348 --> 01:18:15,047
Doesn't matter what kind.
1222
01:18:15,049 --> 01:18:17,349
If you're with a boss or client,
1223
01:18:17,351 --> 01:18:19,785
you ask for a Macallan 12.
1224
01:18:19,787 --> 01:18:20,855
Let me show you the difference.
1225
01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:33,803
Oh.
1226
01:18:36,338 --> 01:18:37,607
Now...
1227
01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:40,742
the Macallan.
1228
01:18:51,419 --> 01:18:52,386
Smooth.
1229
01:18:53,921 --> 01:18:55,458
You have a good palate.
1230
01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:05,968
Mmm.
1231
01:19:07,736 --> 01:19:09,469
I do feel that in my thighs.
1232
01:19:09,471 --> 01:19:10,473
She was right.
1233
01:19:11,839 --> 01:19:14,774
That's a saketini, cosmopolitan,
1234
01:19:14,776 --> 01:19:16,843
lemon drop, pomegranate martini.
1235
01:19:16,845 --> 01:19:19,482
- Hmm.
- All these drinks are pretty...
1236
01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,717
gay.
1237
01:19:22,719 --> 01:19:24,020
But for some reason,
women love it.
1238
01:19:30,025 --> 01:19:31,826
You know what my favorite part
of the day is?
1239
01:19:33,094 --> 01:19:35,597
Picking Nicky up from school.
1240
01:19:36,631 --> 01:19:38,531
There's this moment
1241
01:19:38,533 --> 01:19:40,668
where he comes
out of the classroom,
1242
01:19:40,670 --> 01:19:42,436
he runs over
and gives me that hug...
1243
01:19:42,438 --> 01:19:43,707
Hey. Hey.
1244
01:19:45,974 --> 01:19:47,510
It's my kid.
1245
01:19:48,944 --> 01:19:51,814
You can't poach
another man's family, Alex.
1246
01:19:53,950 --> 01:19:55,551
Go get your own.
1247
01:19:58,555 --> 01:19:59,524
I am.
1248
01:20:00,858 --> 01:20:02,626
I proposed to Katherine.
1249
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,159
Bullshit.
1250
01:20:06,161 --> 01:20:08,731
I gave her a ring
with dog shit on it.
1251
01:20:10,166 --> 01:20:11,501
Good job.
1252
01:20:12,868 --> 01:20:14,871
Because you were starting
to piss me off.
1253
01:20:16,406 --> 01:20:18,874
Every time I open the door,
there you are,
1254
01:20:18,876 --> 01:20:21,675
on my couch, eating my food,
1255
01:20:21,677 --> 01:20:24,047
showing Nicky how cool you are
with the boxing and the magic.
1256
01:20:25,515 --> 01:20:27,581
But this is great.
1257
01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:28,685
Yeah.
1258
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,055
Let's drink to Katherine.
1259
01:20:34,757 --> 01:20:38,092
Thank you, God, for Katherine.
1260
01:21:11,962 --> 01:21:12,997
So...
1261
01:21:14,797 --> 01:21:16,531
you're Jewish,
1262
01:21:16,533 --> 01:21:18,803
a drinker, and getting married.
1263
01:21:21,205 --> 01:21:22,641
I guess so.
1264
01:21:24,141 --> 01:21:26,175
Well, who's gonna be
your best man?
1265
01:21:26,177 --> 01:21:27,780
Me?
1266
01:21:30,949 --> 01:21:33,585
Uh, I don't know. I haven't
really thought about it.
1267
01:21:34,718 --> 01:21:37,053
Well, you better start.
1268
01:21:37,055 --> 01:21:39,425
Because now is when it starts
to get really fun.
1269
01:21:40,525 --> 01:21:42,095
All the attention
is gonna be on you.
1270
01:21:45,498 --> 01:21:47,130
I'm glad
1271
01:21:47,132 --> 01:21:49,501
I was the inspiration
for Katherine's list.
1272
01:21:52,669 --> 01:21:54,105
I love you.
1273
01:21:56,807 --> 01:21:58,476
- It's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
1274
01:22:00,912 --> 01:22:02,277
Really fun.
1275
01:22:02,279 --> 01:22:04,116
- Yeah.
- Just like you said.
1276
01:22:06,017 --> 01:22:07,152
I promise.
1277
01:22:10,054 --> 01:22:12,189
Hey, bud. You ready?
1278
01:22:12,191 --> 01:22:13,689
Yeah.
1279
01:22:13,691 --> 01:22:15,024
Be careful with my boy.
1280
01:22:15,026 --> 01:22:16,094
Okay.
1281
01:22:33,145 --> 01:22:36,846
It's like being in the cockpit
of your own fighter jet.
1282
01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:38,982
It's sleek
and technically advanced
1283
01:22:38,984 --> 01:22:42,019
with ultimate power
at your fingertips.
1284
01:22:42,021 --> 01:22:45,155
Once you feel that torque,
you will never go back.
1285
01:22:45,157 --> 01:22:47,190
You and Tucker deserve that.
1286
01:22:47,192 --> 01:22:48,793
It's respect on the road.
1287
01:22:48,795 --> 01:22:51,695
People will think twice
before messing with you.
1288
01:22:51,697 --> 01:22:53,631
That's the real beauty.
1289
01:23:11,718 --> 01:23:13,885
- Nicky, don't touch that.
- He can touch whatever he wants.
1290
01:23:13,887 --> 01:23:16,186
Come on, grab the wheel.
1291
01:23:16,188 --> 01:23:18,855
Grab it! Squeeze it!
1292
01:23:18,857 --> 01:23:19,923
Yeah.
1293
01:23:19,925 --> 01:23:22,060
That's the power.
1294
01:23:22,062 --> 01:23:23,531
It's a game-changer, bruh.
1295
01:23:24,930 --> 01:23:27,266
Why don't we take it
for a spin?
1296
01:23:27,268 --> 01:23:28,636
Uh...
1297
01:23:34,707 --> 01:23:36,274
I can't. I mean, I got the kid.
1298
01:23:36,276 --> 01:23:37,675
You don't have to go fast.
1299
01:23:37,677 --> 01:23:38,946
Let's go fast.
1300
01:23:40,112 --> 01:23:41,581
Listen to your kid.
1301
01:23:43,683 --> 01:23:45,315
He's not my kid.
1302
01:23:45,317 --> 01:23:46,954
Oh. Why's he here?
1303
01:23:48,989 --> 01:23:50,925
I wanted to get his opinion.
1304
01:23:55,395 --> 01:23:56,928
And what do you think,
little man?
1305
01:23:56,930 --> 01:23:58,763
Let's buy it.
1306
01:23:58,765 --> 01:24:00,868
There you go. Let's make a deal.
1307
01:24:26,426 --> 01:24:28,861
You-You know what?
I'm worried about your dog.
1308
01:24:28,863 --> 01:24:30,796
- Uh... Enzo.
- What?
1309
01:24:30,798 --> 01:24:32,665
He felt heavy,
uh, the other day.
1310
01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:34,200
Like a half pound over.
Am I right?
1311
01:24:34,202 --> 01:24:35,335
He's a little heavier.
1312
01:24:35,337 --> 01:24:36,835
But I've been controlling
the portions
1313
01:24:36,837 --> 01:24:38,103
just like you told me.
1314
01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:40,072
I don't know.
Maybe you should show me
1315
01:24:40,074 --> 01:24:41,808
what you're feeding him.
1316
01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,742
I mean, if he is,
that could be really...
1317
01:24:43,744 --> 01:24:45,014
Whoo!
1318
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,349
You know?
1319
01:24:58,694 --> 01:25:00,026
CT scan
came up negative.
1320
01:25:00,028 --> 01:25:01,163
He's lucky.
1321
01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:04,129
My God.
1322
01:25:04,131 --> 01:25:05,698
My God, honey, are you okay?
1323
01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:08,067
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Is he gonna be okay?
1324
01:25:08,069 --> 01:25:10,370
He's gonna be fine.
It's just a few bruises.
1325
01:25:10,372 --> 01:25:12,939
Good thing it was a Porsche.
1326
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,677
It's like a tank.
I have two myself.
1327
01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:21,316
Alex.
1328
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:24,954
It was an accident.
1329
01:25:31,927 --> 01:25:33,894
It's my fault.
1330
01:25:33,896 --> 01:25:35,362
Hey,
1331
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:36,497
we all make mistakes.
1332
01:25:36,499 --> 01:25:38,168
So don't beat yourself up.
1333
01:25:39,768 --> 01:25:40,934
Everything's okay.
1334
01:25:40,936 --> 01:25:42,439
No, it's not okay.
1335
01:25:57,219 --> 01:25:58,486
I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.
1336
01:25:58,488 --> 01:26:00,289
I have no idea
what the hell I'm doing.
1337
01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:04,524
My dependency on this family
is so unhealthy.
1338
01:26:04,526 --> 01:26:05,859
And this list...
1339
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:07,797
Slow down. Take a seat.
1340
01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:16,070
These are separate issues.
1341
01:26:16,072 --> 01:26:17,404
First...
1342
01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:18,476
Nicky is fine.
1343
01:26:20,276 --> 01:26:22,310
Every family makes
a mistake like this.
1344
01:26:22,312 --> 01:26:25,180
You looked away for one moment.
1345
01:26:25,182 --> 01:26:28,249
You dependency on this family,
that is a problem.
1346
01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,551
I need to back off.
1347
01:26:29,553 --> 01:26:32,787
Yes, you do. But not just
for them, for you.
1348
01:26:32,789 --> 01:26:34,388
You're hanging on to them
for dear life.
1349
01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:36,224
You're like a swimmer
who's drowning.
1350
01:26:36,226 --> 01:26:38,095
Don't drown them.
Don't drown yourself.
1351
01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:42,066
And the list...
1352
01:26:44,168 --> 01:26:47,234
Take time to explore
what you have with Katherine.
1353
01:26:47,236 --> 01:26:49,538
It's silly, but use
the list as a catalyst
1354
01:26:49,540 --> 01:26:52,443
to move your relationship
to the next level.
1355
01:27:01,118 --> 01:27:03,552
How did you find
your bashert?
1356
01:27:03,554 --> 01:27:04,986
Ah, you've been studying, hmm?
1357
01:27:04,988 --> 01:27:06,023
Bashert.
1358
01:27:08,858 --> 01:27:10,428
Well...
1359
01:27:12,528 --> 01:27:13,964
With my Miriam...
1360
01:27:15,965 --> 01:27:18,366
it started out hot and heavy.
1361
01:27:18,368 --> 01:27:20,839
And after a while,
I started to become bored.
1362
01:27:22,573 --> 01:27:25,076
And then one night,
we really...
1363
01:27:26,109 --> 01:27:27,813
started to talk.
1364
01:27:30,048 --> 01:27:33,548
I learned that she had
a great family.
1365
01:27:33,550 --> 01:27:35,951
We realized that we had
similar morals,
1366
01:27:35,953 --> 01:27:37,955
which made it easy
for us to get along
1367
01:27:37,957 --> 01:27:39,159
and to have fun.
1368
01:27:40,259 --> 01:27:42,125
She didn't hold back,
1369
01:27:42,127 --> 01:27:43,929
and I didn't hold back.
1370
01:27:48,599 --> 01:27:51,469
And for the first time
in my life, Alex, I-I felt...
1371
01:27:53,571 --> 01:27:56,875
completely able to be myself.
1372
01:27:58,076 --> 01:27:59,345
I felt freer.
1373
01:28:01,579 --> 01:28:04,550
I felt freer with her than I
ever had as a single man.
1374
01:28:07,118 --> 01:28:09,488
We have
an authentic relationship.
1375
01:28:11,523 --> 01:28:13,893
And this is what you should have
with Katherine.
1376
01:28:15,594 --> 01:28:19,196
This is the foundation that
we built our relationship on.
1377
01:28:19,198 --> 01:28:21,431
But you have to do this
without family interference,
1378
01:28:21,433 --> 01:28:23,203
without all the bells
and whistles.
1379
01:28:25,037 --> 01:28:26,472
Friends, money...
1380
01:28:29,108 --> 01:28:30,409
This is what I wish for you.
1381
01:28:32,176 --> 01:28:33,212
Hmm.
1382
01:28:34,246 --> 01:28:35,515
Don't settle for anything less.
1383
01:29:09,716 --> 01:29:13,120
Whoo!
1384
01:29:16,655 --> 01:29:19,260
Whoo!
1385
01:29:31,637 --> 01:29:33,073
Whoo?
1386
01:29:36,642 --> 01:29:38,011
Whoo!
1387
01:29:44,185 --> 01:29:46,955
Whoo-woop!
1388
01:29:50,357 --> 01:29:53,093
Whoo-woop!
1389
01:30:09,642 --> 01:30:12,377
Lead me in the path
of righteousness.
1390
01:30:12,379 --> 01:30:15,680
Help me use my abilities
to repair this broken world.
1391
01:30:15,682 --> 01:30:18,350
Help me ease and gladden
1392
01:30:18,352 --> 01:30:20,288
the lives of those I cherish.
1393
01:30:34,503 --> 01:30:36,101
This is your mikveh.
1394
01:30:36,103 --> 01:30:37,337
Regardless of what happens,
1395
01:30:37,339 --> 01:30:39,741
it will always be
a source of comfort.
1396
01:30:42,276 --> 01:30:43,578
This is for you.
1397
01:30:52,153 --> 01:30:53,688
That took chutzpah.
1398
01:31:04,732 --> 01:31:07,169
Hey, you all right?
1399
01:31:09,538 --> 01:31:12,108
You shouldn't have to take shots
for the rest of your life.
1400
01:31:17,211 --> 01:31:18,481
I gave Tucker away.
1401
01:31:19,647 --> 01:31:20,682
Alex.
1402
01:31:22,283 --> 01:31:23,786
I'm so sorry.
1403
01:31:28,457 --> 01:31:30,760
It's... probably
the right thing to do.
1404
01:31:40,470 --> 01:31:42,372
I can't get Gary
out of the pool.
1405
01:32:04,594 --> 01:32:06,063
Hey, man.
1406
01:32:07,162 --> 01:32:08,297
You doing okay?
1407
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:10,802
I don't know.
1408
01:32:15,204 --> 01:32:16,440
Is it Rhonda?
1409
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:19,843
Yes.
1410
01:32:22,378 --> 01:32:23,279
Cold feet?
1411
01:32:27,349 --> 01:32:28,684
This is more than cold feet.
1412
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,488
I'm not attracted to her.
1413
01:32:32,855 --> 01:32:34,591
I don't like the way she smells.
1414
01:32:36,526 --> 01:32:37,694
Rhonda's garlicky.
1415
01:32:39,195 --> 01:32:40,728
It's reciprocal.
1416
01:32:40,730 --> 01:32:42,399
My last girlfriend was musty.
1417
01:32:44,501 --> 01:32:46,771
You'll, um...
You'll get used to it.
1418
01:32:48,704 --> 01:32:50,507
She's not into
the way I smell either.
1419
01:32:51,743 --> 01:32:53,576
And the way
she drinks her coffee?
1420
01:33:00,351 --> 01:33:02,285
You're focusing
on the wrong stuff, man.
1421
01:33:03,753 --> 01:33:05,586
That's nothing, right?
1422
01:33:05,588 --> 01:33:08,525
You guys laugh together?
Is the sex good?
1423
01:33:11,930 --> 01:33:13,198
Great sex.
1424
01:33:14,298 --> 01:33:15,564
And we laugh.
1425
01:33:15,566 --> 01:33:16,701
Good.
1426
01:33:18,570 --> 01:33:20,906
But we don't laugh
at the same things.
1427
01:33:23,374 --> 01:33:25,310
She laughs
while we're having sex.
1428
01:33:27,744 --> 01:33:29,347
It's weird.
1429
01:33:32,851 --> 01:33:34,786
Well, Rhonda can't change
her smell, Gary.
1430
01:34:05,017 --> 01:34:06,186
Hey.
1431
01:34:07,785 --> 01:34:09,519
Hey. Hey.
1432
01:34:25,470 --> 01:34:28,741
I just can't stand watching
how sad you've been.
1433
01:34:29,974 --> 01:34:32,378
This is in no way
meant to replace Tucker.
1434
01:34:44,557 --> 01:34:45,893
I'm not allergic to cats.
1435
01:34:49,061 --> 01:34:50,894
It's...
1436
01:34:50,896 --> 01:34:51,962
It's cute.
1437
01:34:55,067 --> 01:34:57,067
You okay?
1438
01:34:57,069 --> 01:34:58,238
I'm okay.
1439
01:34:59,773 --> 01:35:01,539
Gary's wedding will be
a good diversion.
1440
01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:03,074
We should make it fun.
1441
01:35:38,445 --> 01:35:40,282
I got the cat to sit
with me for a few minutes.
1442
01:35:41,082 --> 01:35:42,880
You're bonding.
1443
01:35:42,882 --> 01:35:43,982
No way.
1444
01:35:43,984 --> 01:35:46,084
That's great.
1445
01:35:46,086 --> 01:35:48,322
Oh, my God. It's that lunatic.
1446
01:35:49,457 --> 01:35:51,857
It's okay. I am not attack.
1447
01:35:51,859 --> 01:35:54,429
Dave is needing
to be sorry to you.
1448
01:35:56,029 --> 01:35:58,128
To him, it hard talk
1449
01:35:58,130 --> 01:36:00,699
emotional shit in your face.
1450
01:36:00,701 --> 01:36:01,935
Just keep her away from me.
1451
01:36:02,936 --> 01:36:04,773
Sorry I had sex with Anastasiya.
1452
01:36:06,774 --> 01:36:09,577
And, Katherine,
you are not a bitch.
1453
01:36:11,912 --> 01:36:12,914
Ha!
1454
01:36:21,957 --> 01:36:23,392
Wow!
1455
01:36:24,926 --> 01:36:25,928
Dave...
1456
01:36:27,895 --> 01:36:28,930
Oh.
1457
01:36:31,031 --> 01:36:32,765
Oh...
1458
01:36:32,767 --> 01:36:33,768
Thank you.
1459
01:36:34,769 --> 01:36:35,936
- You should try them on.
- Okay.
1460
01:36:38,706 --> 01:36:41,573
I am sorry I jump your body.
1461
01:36:41,575 --> 01:36:42,845
Oh, don't worry about it.
1462
01:36:43,912 --> 01:36:44,914
We okay?
1463
01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:47,082
Hey, yeah.
1464
01:36:51,453 --> 01:36:53,085
As you share
this one cup of wine,
1465
01:36:53,087 --> 01:36:55,657
you undertake all
the future brings.
1466
01:36:57,559 --> 01:37:00,527
All the sweetness life brings
will be that much sweeter
1467
01:37:00,529 --> 01:37:02,366
because you drink
from it together.
1468
01:37:42,672 --> 01:37:44,037
Stop.
1469
01:37:48,210 --> 01:37:49,476
I'm sorry, Rabbi.
1470
01:37:49,478 --> 01:37:51,110
I don't mean any disrespect.
1471
01:37:51,112 --> 01:37:52,548
Alex.
1472
01:37:55,551 --> 01:37:56,520
As a new Jew...
1473
01:37:58,487 --> 01:38:01,188
I can't in good conscience
watch Gary break that glass
1474
01:38:01,190 --> 01:38:03,192
after the feelings he shared
with me in the deep end of...
1475
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,994
Mr. Stern's pool the other day.
1476
01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:12,132
Feelings that indicate
this wedding shouldn't happen.
1477
01:38:12,134 --> 01:38:13,537
What are you doing?
1478
01:38:14,804 --> 01:38:15,972
Um...
1479
01:38:17,773 --> 01:38:18,875
Uh...
1480
01:38:30,286 --> 01:38:33,221
A very wise person told me
1481
01:38:33,223 --> 01:38:35,091
that you must live
an authentic life.
1482
01:38:36,559 --> 01:38:37,727
I believe if we...
1483
01:38:39,830 --> 01:38:42,867
let this wedding go forward,
it will be a lie.
1484
01:38:46,604 --> 01:38:48,474
Gary, is this true?
1485
01:38:50,742 --> 01:38:51,777
It is true.
1486
01:38:54,045 --> 01:38:55,513
And I'm sorry, Gary...
1487
01:38:57,179 --> 01:38:58,946
but I'm in love
with someone else.
1488
01:39:03,853 --> 01:39:06,288
Oh, my God.
That makes so much sense.
1489
01:39:09,327 --> 01:39:11,294
Settle down, everybody.
1490
01:39:11,296 --> 01:39:12,564
Settle down.
1491
01:39:13,730 --> 01:39:15,798
Alex...
1492
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:17,199
normally,
1493
01:39:17,201 --> 01:39:19,936
I would kill you
for pulling a stunt like that.
1494
01:39:19,938 --> 01:39:22,304
But in this case...
1495
01:39:22,306 --> 01:39:23,739
it was the right thing to do.
1496
01:39:25,009 --> 01:39:26,078
Now, look...
1497
01:39:27,946 --> 01:39:31,116
we came here to enjoy
a beautiful ceremony.
1498
01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,051
Celebrate the joining
of two lives.
1499
01:39:35,053 --> 01:39:36,721
And I'm paying for it.
1500
01:39:37,956 --> 01:39:38,991
So...
1501
01:39:40,058 --> 01:39:41,659
somebody here
is getting married.
1502
01:39:42,993 --> 01:39:43,996
You two.
1503
01:39:46,229 --> 01:39:48,063
Wait.
1504
01:39:48,065 --> 01:39:51,602
Antonio, you're a good man.
1505
01:39:51,604 --> 01:39:53,937
It's not gonna happen
with my daughter.
1506
01:39:53,939 --> 01:39:54,941
Go get a drink.
1507
01:39:56,208 --> 01:39:57,707
Alex, Katherine,
1508
01:39:57,709 --> 01:39:59,241
you two love each other.
1509
01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:01,780
Now, let's get on with it.
1510
01:40:10,823 --> 01:40:11,791
Umm...
1511
01:40:12,791 --> 01:40:14,957
give me just... one moment.
1512
01:40:14,959 --> 01:40:16,762
- Yeah.
- Okay?
1513
01:40:18,730 --> 01:40:19,896
One moment.
1514
01:40:25,136 --> 01:40:27,170
As you share this cup of wine,
1515
01:40:27,172 --> 01:40:29,676
you undertake all that
the future may bring.
1516
01:40:31,177 --> 01:40:33,344
All the sweetness
that life brings
1517
01:40:33,346 --> 01:40:35,278
will be even sweeter
1518
01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:37,051
because you drink
from it together.
1519
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:09,043
Alex, break the glass.
1520
01:42:10,410 --> 01:42:11,445
What are you doing?
1521
01:42:12,912 --> 01:42:13,947
I didn't buy the Porsche.
1522
01:42:16,917 --> 01:42:18,153
What are you talking about?
1523
01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:20,922
It's the cat.
1524
01:42:22,290 --> 01:42:23,890
What?
1525
01:42:23,892 --> 01:42:25,027
The kitten.
1526
01:42:26,027 --> 01:42:27,095
It made me see.
1527
01:42:32,199 --> 01:42:33,367
Look...
1528
01:42:34,869 --> 01:42:37,773
even if I got a 100 percent
on this list,
1529
01:42:38,773 --> 01:42:39,941
it still wouldn't matter.
1530
01:42:42,010 --> 01:42:43,746
And there's some
great things on there.
1531
01:42:46,214 --> 01:42:48,314
There are, but...
1532
01:42:48,316 --> 01:42:49,417
in the end, I'm...
1533
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:54,389
I'm just not a cat guy.
1534
01:42:55,456 --> 01:42:57,459
You'll learn to like cats.
1535
01:42:58,994 --> 01:43:01,829
I just... I just wanted
to lift you up to this
1536
01:43:01,831 --> 01:43:03,295
great life.
1537
01:43:03,297 --> 01:43:05,464
I know, I don't want
to be lifted into another life.
1538
01:43:05,466 --> 01:43:08,368
Katherine, you see, you...
1539
01:43:08,370 --> 01:43:11,070
you've put together
this imagined person
1540
01:43:11,072 --> 01:43:13,209
that just doesn't exist
inside of me.
1541
01:43:14,475 --> 01:43:16,241
This isn't happening.
1542
01:43:16,243 --> 01:43:17,746
This isn't happening.
1543
01:43:26,189 --> 01:43:28,225
This is the list
you should give your bashert.
1544
01:43:43,338 --> 01:43:44,407
Lily...
1545
01:43:47,210 --> 01:43:48,345
what are you doing here?
1546
01:43:51,113 --> 01:43:52,215
You called her, didn't you?
1547
01:43:53,381 --> 01:43:54,615
Yeah.
1548
01:43:54,617 --> 01:43:56,884
She's my best friend.
1549
01:43:56,886 --> 01:44:00,286
If I was getting married today,
I wanted her to be here.
1550
01:44:00,288 --> 01:44:02,590
You just really can't make
a decision without her, can you?
1551
01:44:02,592 --> 01:44:04,358
You-You couldn't even decide
1552
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:06,060
to marry me without asking her.
1553
01:44:06,062 --> 01:44:08,496
Katherine,
I just told her to come.
1554
01:44:08,498 --> 01:44:10,201
I didn't tell her
we were getting married.
1555
01:44:13,603 --> 01:44:15,271
You know, I almost put you
on the list.
1556
01:44:16,471 --> 01:44:17,506
You almost put...
1557
01:44:22,913 --> 01:44:23,981
I'm sorry.
1558
01:44:37,561 --> 01:44:38,395
Katherine...
1559
01:44:41,565 --> 01:44:43,535
I hope you find
what you're looking for.
1560
01:45:02,218 --> 01:45:04,220
I have something
I need to do.
1561
01:45:04,222 --> 01:45:05,490
I'm gonna go with you.
1562
01:45:40,258 --> 01:45:41,524
- Alex, hey.
- Hey, hey.
1563
01:45:41,526 --> 01:45:43,125
- Hey.
- You're coming for a visit?
1564
01:45:43,127 --> 01:45:44,393
We were just gonna go
for a walk.
1565
01:45:44,395 --> 01:45:45,995
No, I didn't come for a visit.
1566
01:45:45,997 --> 01:45:48,699
I came to tell you guys
I made a huge, huge mistake.
1567
01:45:48,701 --> 01:45:50,366
Tucker's my dog.
1568
01:45:50,368 --> 01:45:53,102
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
- Oh, no, no, he's our dog now.
1569
01:45:53,104 --> 01:45:54,604
It hasn't been 48 hours.
1570
01:45:54,606 --> 01:45:57,074
You don't have any written or
witness to a verbal agreement.
1571
01:45:57,076 --> 01:45:58,641
Legally, you have no standing.
1572
01:45:58,643 --> 01:46:00,242
Who is this?
1573
01:46:00,244 --> 01:46:01,346
I'm Alex's attorney.
1574
01:46:03,181 --> 01:46:05,284
So don't fuck with me.
1575
01:46:10,289 --> 01:46:12,221
Alex? Alex?
1576
01:46:12,223 --> 01:46:13,692
Shut up!
1577
01:46:15,126 --> 01:46:16,760
I know, I know.
Guys, I'm sorry.
1578
01:46:16,762 --> 01:46:19,128
I'm so sorry. Look, I'll get you
guys any other dog you want.
1579
01:46:19,130 --> 01:46:21,131
Any kind. I promise.
1580
01:46:21,133 --> 01:46:22,699
How about a labradoodle.
She wants a labradoodle.
1581
01:46:22,701 --> 01:46:23,734
Yeah.
1582
01:46:23,736 --> 01:46:24,704
Done!
1583
01:46:31,077 --> 01:46:32,642
Open the door. Open the door!
1584
01:46:36,247 --> 01:46:38,781
Look, you didn't get the girl,
but you got your dog back.
1585
01:46:38,783 --> 01:46:41,184
And you are now
a well-read, well-dressed,
1586
01:46:41,186 --> 01:46:43,419
handsome Jewish man
with sparkling white teeth
1587
01:46:43,421 --> 01:46:46,088
who likes football
and knows good scotch.
1588
01:46:46,090 --> 01:46:47,093
Huh?
1589
01:46:48,728 --> 01:46:49,964
Get in the back.
1590
01:48:05,672 --> 01:48:08,175
Whoo!
1591
01:48:10,711 --> 01:48:13,115
Whoo!
1592
01:48:21,255 --> 01:48:22,286
Hey.
1593
01:48:22,288 --> 01:48:24,059
- Hi.
- Hi.
1594
01:48:25,658 --> 01:48:26,791
Nice Australian shepherd.
1595
01:48:26,793 --> 01:48:28,426
Oh, thanks.
1596
01:48:28,428 --> 01:48:30,528
I like yours too.
Beautiful coloring.
1597
01:48:33,567 --> 01:48:34,570
So...
1598
01:48:35,803 --> 01:48:37,073
you're the yeller.
1599
01:48:39,774 --> 01:48:41,076
Yeah, I am.
1600
01:48:42,310 --> 01:48:43,846
Well, It's nice
to finally meet you.
1601
01:48:45,347 --> 01:48:46,549
Well, thanks for yelling back.
1602
01:48:48,283 --> 01:48:49,849
You have a lovely resonance
to your yell.
1603
01:48:51,218 --> 01:48:52,417
Thanks. So do you.
1604
01:48:55,690 --> 01:48:56,759
I'm Lara.
1605
01:48:59,226 --> 01:49:00,195
I'm Alex.
1606
01:51:35,288 --> 01:51:40,288
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