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(Pigeons cooing)
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There was a time when
meadow, grove, and stream
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The earth and every common sight
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To me did seem
Apparell'd in celestial light
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The glory and the
freshness of a dream
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(Muttering)
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(Birdsong outside)
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(Muttering)
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(Tuts) Child.
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Hold that then. Quickly.
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(Birdsong)
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(Mutters)
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just hold still.
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Put your hat on.
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(Mutters)
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It'll last all through the summer.
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Run along.
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Run along.
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(Birdsong)
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(Shrill birdsong)
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(Pigeons cooing)
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(Insects chirping)
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(Chirping continues)
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(Insect buzzing)
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(Insects buzzing)
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(Insects chirping and buzzing)
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(Buzzing stops)
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(Door squeaks)
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(Alice) How queer
everything is today!
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I wonder if I've been
changed in the night?
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Let me think. Was I the same
when I got up this morning?
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I almost think I can remember
feeling a little different
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But If I'm not the same, the next
question is, who in the world am I?
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Ah, that's the great puzzle!
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Who am I?
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(Birdsong)
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I'll try If I know all
the things I used to.
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Let me see:
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Four times five
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is...is twelve,
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and four times six
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is thirteen,
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and four times seven is...
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(Handle rattles)
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Curiouser and curiouser!
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(Sighing)
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How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tail
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And pour the waters of the Nile
on every golden scale!
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(Birdsong)
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- (Whirring and creaking)
- (Gasps)
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- (Birdsong)
- (Wind howls)
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(Distorted voices)
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I think the main problem
is how we all get dry.
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(Others) Yes, yes.
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If you'd all be quiet and listen to
me, I'll soon make you dry enough!
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Yes, yes, yes.
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- Are you ready?
- Yes, yes.
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- Here is the driest thing that I know.
- Yes, yes.
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- Silence all around, please.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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William the Conqueror, whose
cause was favoured by the Pope,
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was soon submitted to by
the English, who wanted leaders,
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and were of late much accustomed
to usurpation and conquest
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Edwin and Mortar, the earls
of Mercia and Northumbria...
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I have never been so bored in my life.
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- Yes. Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes.
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Did you speak!
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- No, not a word.
- Yes, yes.
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- I thought you did.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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- I shall proceed.
- Yes, yes.
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Edwin and Mortar, the earls of Mercia
and Northumbria, soon declared for him...
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- Ugh!
- Oh!
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...And even Stigand, as the
patriotic archbishop of Canterbury,
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found it advisable to go with Edgar
Atheling and offer William the crown.
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While the country still reeled
under the shock of the conquest,
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the conqueror followed it by
introducing the feudal system...
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- (Snoring)
- ...which was hardly a ray of sunshine...
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- Agh!
- ...as it drove a coach and horses
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through the middle of the
Anglo-Saxon politic as it was then.
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Hm? Oh.
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- How are you getting on now, my dear?
- Yes?
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Oh, in that case, I move that this meeting
adjourn for more energetic measures,
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and I think a good thing
would be to have a Caucus-race.
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What's a Caucus-race?
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Well, best way to explain it...
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- (Church organ playing)
- ...is for us all to do it, hm?
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Come along, come along!
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- (Church organ playing)
- (Chatter)
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(Choir singing hymn)
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Uh!
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This'll never do.
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Come on! Come on, come on!
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Come along now, come along!
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Off you go, that's it, that's it.
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Come on now, come on!
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(shouting)
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(Squealing)
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(Squeals and grunts)
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- All right, the race is over!
- (Groans)
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(Others) Who has won? Who has won?
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Everybody's won,
and everyone must have prizes.
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Prizes... Prizes... Prizes... Prizes
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Prizes.
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Prizes. . . Prizes
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Prizes. . . Prizes
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Who's to give the prizes?
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- Why, she will, of course.
- Prizes.
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- The prizes.
- Prizes. Prizes.
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Prizes. Prizes.
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Prizes. Prizes.
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- Prizes. Prizes.
- Prizes.
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- Prizes. Prizes.
- Prizes.
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- Prizes. Prizes.
- Prizes.
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- Prizes.
- Prizes.
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She must have a prize
herself, of course.
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Well, of course she must. Er... what
else have you got in your pocket, eh?
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- Only a thimble.
- Oh, let me see.
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Uh!
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I beg your acceptance
of this elegant thimble
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(Muted cheering)
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Perhaps you would care
to continue with your story.
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You obviously have
your own methods of drying off.
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I don't see why I should
waste my breath on it any more.
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- More story.
- More story.
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I'll do nothing of the sort.
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What a pity he wouldn't stay!
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Come along! Come along! We're late.
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(Birdsong)
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(Rabbit) Mary Ann. Mary Ann.
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Fetch me my gloves this moment.
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(Rustling)
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Quickly. Quickly.
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(Whispering)
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I'm sure I'm not Ada.
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She's got long ringlets. My hair
doesn't go in ringlets at all.
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And I'm sure I ain't be Mabel,
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because I know all sorts of things
and she knows nothing.
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Besides, she's she and I'm...
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Oh dear how puzzling it all is!
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How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tall
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And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
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How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spread his claws
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And welcome little fishes in
with gently smiling jaws!
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(Sighs!)
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I must be Mabel after all.
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00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:29,860
Oh, I'll have to go and live
in that poky little house.
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(Rabbit) Mary Ann, do you hear me?
Fatch me my gloves and fan.
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I'll go round and get in the window.
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(Animal groans)
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(Whispering)
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And a barrelful
will do to begin with.
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- (Whispering)
- A barrelful of what?
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(Cries, growls and whispers)
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We must burn the house down.
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00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,528
(Violin plays scratchily)
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(Dog barking)
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(Barking)
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(Barking continues)
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(Alice gasping)
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(Gasping)
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Who are you? Who are you?
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(Tapping)
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Who are you?
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(He sighs)
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(Door creeks)
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Who are you?
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Come on, don't just stand there.
168
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:31,284
Who are you?
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I'm afraid I don't
know just at the moment.
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I know who I was when
I got up this morning,
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but I think I've changed
several times since then
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What do you mean by that exactly?
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Explain yourself.
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Afraid I can't explain myself.
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I'm not myself, you see.
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No, I don't see.
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00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,540
Well, I can't put it any
more clearly, I'm afraid,
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because I don't
understand it myself,
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and it's very confusing
changing size so often.
180
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,181
It's not at all.
181
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Well, I imagine you'll feel a bit queer
when you change size, won't you?
182
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,563
- Not a bit.
- Well, it feels very queer to me.
183
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,395
Who are you?
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00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,827
I think you ought to
tell me who you are first.
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Why?
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(Stutters) Come back!
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Come...
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I have something important to say.
189
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Yes?
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Keep your temper.
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Is that all?
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No.
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(Clock ticking)
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So...
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- you're thinking of changing, are you?
- I'm afraid I am.
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00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,824
You see, I can't remember
things I used to
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and I can't stay the same size
for more than ten minutes together.
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What sort of things?
199
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,801
Well, I've tried to say How Doth The Little
Busy Bee, but it came out all different.
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00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,898
Very well.
201
00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:31,737
Repeat...
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You Are Old, Father William.
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00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:40,073
'You are old, Father William,'
the young man said...
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00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,846
- (Clock ticking)
- 'And your hair has become very white
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00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:48,518
'And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think at your age it is right?'
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00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,527
- (Clock ticking)
- 'In my youth,' said the sage,
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00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,028
as he shook his gray locks...
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00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,259
- Um...
- (Clock ticking)
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00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,597
Um...
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'In my youth,' said the sage,
as he shook his gray locks,
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00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,965
- (I kept all my limbs very supple"
- (Clock ticking)
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00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,977
'By the use of this ointment--
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00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:16,040
'One shilling a box--
Allow me to sell you a couple?'
214
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:18,951
- (Clock ticking)
- 'You are old,' said the youth,
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00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:22,652
'and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than...
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00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,218
- 'than suet;
- (Clock ticking)
217
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:33,634
'Do you think I can listen
all day to such stuff?'
218
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,834
'Be off or I'll kick you downstairs!'
219
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:42,573
(Snorts) That's not quite right!
220
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,449
I'm afraid some of the words
seem to have got altered.
221
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,817
No! It is wrong from beginning to end.
222
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:54,846
What...what size do you want to be?
223
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,951
I'm not particular as to size.
224
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,655
It's just that one doesn't like
changing so often, you know.
225
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,199
No, I don't know.
226
00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:06,669
- Are...are you happy now?
- Well, I'd like to be a little larger.
227
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,765
Hm. Seems a very nice size to me.
228
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:14,971
- But I'm not used to it.
- Hm.
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00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:19,675
- (Sighs) You'll get used to it in time.
- (Clock ticking)
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- (Hammering on door)
- (Shouting)
231
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,480
- (Shattering)
- (Laughter)
232
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,560
You'll never make them people
hear in there, you see,
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00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,566
cos they're...like they're making
too much noise themselves.
234
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,364
I mean, you follow what I mean.
You can hear 'em.
235
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,371
How am I to get in, then?
236
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:43,702
Hm.
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00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:47,539
- Hm!
- (Shouting continues)
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00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,045
(Shattering)
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00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,913
Hm!
240
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,973
(Shattering)
241
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,486
Hm.
242
00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:01,548
Oh, excuse me. Something seems to be
cropping up in this area over here.
243
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:07,121
An invitation from the Queen
for the Duchess to play croquet.
244
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:09,132
Oh, let's have a look.
245
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,267
This the one, then, is it?
246
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,929
Mm.
247
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:18,373
Yes, right, then. Thank you.
248
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,273
- (Grunts)
- (Smash)
249
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:24,144
Just, er...just sink quietly
out of sight for me, will you?
250
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,910
(Shattering and laughter)
251
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,916
Yes.
252
00:23:27,972 --> 00:23:30,213
- (Dog barks)
- (Shattering)
253
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,481
- Now, then. I'll tell you what I'll do.
- (Shattering)
254
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:37,425
- (Wild laughter)
- Tell you what I'll do for you.
255
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:41,259
Nothing. How's that?
Any good to you at all? Nothing?
256
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:44,163
I mean, I wouldn't be able to do
it straightaway, I'll say that
257
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,532
I couldn't possibly do
it straightaway
258
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,435
'cause I got all these things
cropping up I have to deal with.
259
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:52,066
I... Well, you saw just now.
260
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,076
- Something cropped up there.
- (Smash)
261
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,875
And I get...the same type of thing
I get cropping up all the time, you see.
262
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,508
So naturally I got my hands full.
263
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,951
But If I was to do nothing for you...
264
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,954
I can't promise I could,
but If I was to do nothing for you,
265
00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,384
I'd have to sort of find a time,
you see,
266
00:24:08,385 --> 00:24:11,153
when I could squeeze it in,
you see what I mean?
267
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:15,893
- I think you're absolutely idiotic.
- Oh. Oh, well.
268
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,595
Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not
269
00:24:18,656 --> 00:24:20,603
(Raised voices)
270
00:24:20,604 --> 00:24:21,604
(Water bubbling)
- (Cackling and shushing)
271
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,602
(Baby gurgling)
272
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,042
(Baby gurgling)
273
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:42,519
- (Baby gurgling)
- (Hums tune)
274
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:46,722
- Why does your cat look like that?
- It's a Cheshire cat, that's why.
275
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,355
(Chuckles)
276
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,400
Pig!
277
00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:52,163
I didn't know that
Cheshire cats looked like that
278
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:55,000
All of them can and most of them do.
279
00:24:55,059 --> 00:24:58,802
- I don't know that any of them do.
- You don't know much and that's a fact.
280
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:00,570
(Gasping and wheezing)
281
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,203
(Snorting)
282
00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,270
(Sneezes)
283
00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:08,250
(Baby gurgles)
284
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,583
Oh dear, oh dear.
285
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,748
(Granting and snorting)
286
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:16,487
Oh! Oh! Here we go,
here we go, here we go.
287
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:18,825
- (Sneezes)
- Mind the baby!
288
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,760
(Baby cries)
289
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,856
If everybody minded their own business,
290
00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:26,563
the world would turn a
great deal faster than it does.
291
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,333
That wouldn't be a great advantage.
292
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:32,968
The world turns on
its axis every 24 hours.
293
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,602
Oh-ho-ho!
294
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:38,672
Don't bother me, I never could
abide figures Could I?
295
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,875
- (He burbles)
- (Baby chuckles)
296
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:45,150
Speak roughly to your little boy
And beat him when he sneezes
297
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,191
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases!
298
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,692
(Baby cries)
299
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:53,787
' (Both) Wow! Wow! Wow!
' (Baby cries)
300
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:58,631
I speak severely to my boy
I beat him when he sneezes
301
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:02,263
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
302
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:06,037
- (Baby crying)
- (Both chant song)
303
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,669
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
304
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,577
(Baby oinks)
305
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,644
(Cook) Yes, yes
306
00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:26,229
For he could thoroughly enjoy
The pepper If he pleases!
307
00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:30,357
(Cook) Yes, yes, yes,
308
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,527
Here, nurse him for a bit.
309
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,832
(Pig-like squeal)
310
00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:47,210
(Piglet squeals)
311
00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,112
Which way ought I to go from here?
312
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:57,520
(Whispers) That depends a great deal
on where you want to go to.
313
00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,926
I don't much care where.
314
00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:02,989
(Whisper!) Then it doesn't
matter which way you go.
315
00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:05,467
So long as I get somewhere.
316
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:09,164
(Whispers) Oh, you're sure to do that
if you only walk long enough.
317
00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:15,674
What sort of people live about here?
318
00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:20,410
(Whispers) in that direction is a Hatter
and in that direction lives a March Hare.
319
00:27:20,471 --> 00:27:22,280
(Whispers) They're both mad.
320
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,321
But I don't want to
go among mad people.
321
00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:28,688
(Whispers) Oh, you ain't help that
we're all mad here.
322
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:31,090
(Whispers) I'm mad. You're mad.
323
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:38,795
(Whispers) By-the-by, what became of
the baby? I'd nearly forgotten to ask.
324
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,895
It turned into a pig.
325
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,998
(Whispers) Ha. I thought it would.
326
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:50,606
(Whispers) Did you say pig, or fig?
327
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,648
I said pig-
328
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,477
(Birdsong)
329
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,919
(Bees buzzing)
330
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,237
No room
331
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,641
Oh.
332
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,737
- No room.
- No room. No room, no room
333
00:28:23,801 --> 00:28:26,749
- There's no...
- No room!
334
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:28,875
No room. No, no, no room. No room
335
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,578
- No room.
- There's no room.
336
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:33,817
- No room.
- There's no room.
337
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,654
- There's plenty of room.
- Oh. Oh.
338
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:39,855
- Have some wine.
- I don't see any wine.
339
00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:42,955
- There isn't any.
- Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it.
340
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:46,695
It wasn't very civil of you
to sit down before you were invited.
341
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,500
I thought you did invite me,
342
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:51,439
and anyway, the table's laid
for a great deal more than three.
343
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:54,375
Your, um...your...
344
00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:57,106
your hair, er...wants cutting
345
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:59,615
You shouldn't make personal remarks.
It's very rude.
346
00:29:01,316 --> 00:29:04,915
Oh. Why is a raven like
a writing-desk, I wonder.
347
00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:08,651
(Alice) Oh, I'm glad you've begun asking
riddles. I think I can guess that one.
348
00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,786
Do you mean that
you can find the answer to it?
349
00:29:11,849 --> 00:29:14,490
- (Alice) Exactly.
- Then you should say what you mean.
350
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,829
(Alice) I do. At least, I mean what I say.
351
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,928
- It's the same thing, you know.
- It isn't the same thing a bit.
352
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:24,096
You might as well say that I, er...
'I see what I eat'
353
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,409
is the same thing as
'I eat what I see'!
354
00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,000
You might just as well say
355
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:31,775
that 'I like what I get'
is the same thing as 'I get what I like'!
356
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,474
Yes.
357
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,883
You might as well say...
358
00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:44,025
'I sleep when I breathe' is the
same thing as 'I breathe when I sleep'!
359
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:48,326
- Oh, it is the same thing with you.
- (Chuckles)
360
00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,366
(Insects buzz)
361
00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:15,217
(yawning)
362
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:19,318
- Oh, what day of the month is it?
- I think it's the fourth.
363
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:21,728
Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
364
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:25,257
Two days wrong! I knew that butter
wouldn't be good for the works.
365
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,701
- (Insect buzzes)
- It was the best butter
366
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:31,036
Yes, but we must have got
some crumbs in with it or something.
367
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:33,234
I told you not to use the bread-knife.
368
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:37,269
- It was the best butter.
- That's as maybe.
369
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:41,978
What a curious watch! It tells the day
of the month and not what time it is.
370
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:46,113
Of course it does, child.
Does your watch tell you what year it is?
371
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:49,159
Of course not. That's because
it's the same year for so long together.
372
00:30:49,213 --> 00:30:52,855
Exactly! Well, it's just the same
with my watch. Oh!
373
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:59,199
# When Adam and Eve were first deprived
of the golden hand by Heaven...
374
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:02,432
Oh, the Dormouse is falling asleep again.
375
00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:06,464
- Have you guessed the riddle yet?
- No, I give up. What is the answer?
376
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:09,843
I haven't the slightest idea.
377
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,846
Nor I.
378
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,815
I think you might do
something better with your time
379
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,579
than waste it on riddles
that have no answers.
380
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:21,317
If you knew Time as well as I do,
you wouldn't talk about it. It's him.
381
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,722
I don't know what you mean.
382
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:27,730
Of course you don't! I dare say
you've never even spoken to Time!
383
00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,266
Perhaps not, but I know
I have to beat time when I learn music.
384
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,494
Uh!
385
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,132
Uh!
386
00:31:36,193 --> 00:31:39,174
Ho-ho-ho-ho! That amounts for it!
387
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,232
He can't stand beating.
388
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,536
But if you keep on good terms with Time,
389
00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:46,045
he'll do anything with
a clock that you want.
390
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:49,445
For example, supposing it's
half past nine in the morning,
391
00:31:49,447 --> 00:31:51,315
you just whisper a hint to Time.
392
00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:55,882
Around goes the clock and it's half past
one in the afternoon, time for dinner!
393
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:58,519
I only wish it were.
394
00:31:58,583 --> 00:31:59,924
(Alice) Yes, it might be rather nice
395
00:31:59,925 --> 00:32:01,621
but then I wouldn't be
hungry for it, you know.
396
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:04,148
Not at first, perhaps,
but you could keep it
397
00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:06,396
at half past one for
as long as you like.
398
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,423
(Alice) Is that the way you manage?
399
00:32:08,424 --> 00:32:11,099
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We quarreled last March.
400
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:14,666
Just before he went mad, you know.
401
00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:18,306
It was at a concert given by the
Queen of Hearts. I had to sing that song.
402
00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:22,840
# Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
403
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:26,252
# How I wonder what you're at! #
404
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,051
You're familiar with it, doubtless?
405
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,388
- I've heard something like it.
- Yes, it goes on...
406
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,692
# Up above the world the world you
407
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:37,325
- (Insect buzzes)
- # Like a tea tray in the sky
408
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:41,701
# Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
409
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:45,902
Oh, well, I'd hardly
finished the first verse
410
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,782
when the Queen jumps up and bawls out,
411
00:32:48,784 --> 00:32:52,107
'He's murdering the Time!
Off with his head!'
412
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,708
- How dreadfully savage!
- Oh, yes, yes, yes!
413
00:32:55,773 --> 00:33:00,654
Ho-ho! And ever since then,
Time won't do a thing for me
414
00:33:00,711 --> 00:33:03,954
It's always six O'clock now.
415
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,222
(Alice) Is that the reason
why so many tea things are put out here?
416
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,763
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
417
00:33:08,819 --> 00:33:11,925
It's always...it's always teatime
418
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:17,565
and of course we don't get much time
to wash the things up between whiles.
419
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:21,474
- So you keep moving round, I suppose.
- Oh, we keep...we keep moving round.
420
00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,410
Yes, yes, yes.
421
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:25,743
As the things get used up.
422
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,681
What happens
when you get back to the beginning?
423
00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:30,515
- Oh!
- Suppose we change the subject.
424
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:33,852
I'm getting dreadfully bored by this.
425
00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:37,654
- I vote the young lady tells us a story.
- Oh.
426
00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:40,720
- I'm afraid I don't know one.
- Oh.
427
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:42,992
Then the Dormouse will.
428
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:51,671
I wasn't asleep. I heard every
word you fellows were saying.
429
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,266
Tell us a story!
430
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:57,177
You'd better get on with it, otherwise
you'll fall asleep again before you're done.
431
00:33:57,234 --> 00:33:59,806
- (Insects buzz)
- Heh-heh-heh.
432
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:04,148
Once upon a time
there were three little sisters.
433
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,653
Oh, yes.
434
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:11,422
They were named Elsie,
Lacie and Tillie...
435
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,018
(Chuckles)
436
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,827
...and they lived at
the bottom of a well.
437
00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:19,527
- What did they live on?
- Ah.
438
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:22,538
(Insects buzz)
439
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:30,713
- They lived on...treacle.
- They couldn't have done that, you know.
440
00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:33,271
- They'd have been ill.
- Aye, they were.
441
00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:35,579
Very, very ill.
442
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:37,949
But why did they live
at the bottom of a well?
443
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,284
Oh.
444
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:44,418
- Take some more tea.
- I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more.
445
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:49,023
What you mean is you can't take less.
It's very easy to take more than nothing.
446
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:54,195
- Nobody asked for your opinion.
- Now who's making personal remarks, eh?
447
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:58,172
- (Chuckles)
- (Insects buzz)
448
00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,538
Oh.
449
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,835
Why did they live at the bottom of a well?
450
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:09,112
- It was a treacle well.
- There's no such thing.
451
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:15,056
If you cannot be civil,
you tell the story yourself.
452
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:19,061
I won't Interrupt again.
I dare say there may be one
453
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,188
Oh, Indeed!
454
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,534
Well...
455
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:31,335
the three little sisters,
they were all learning to draw, you know.
456
00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:33,637
What did they draw?
457
00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:36,144
(Others) Treacle
458
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,442
Oh.
459
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:41,878
(Insects buzz)
460
00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:49,648
I don't understand.
Where did they draw the treacle from?
461
00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:54,925
You draw water from a water well. You draw
treacle from a treacle well, eh, stupid?
462
00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:56,795
But they were in the well.
463
00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:00,996
Well in.
464
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:03,005
(Guffaws)
465
00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:06,065
(Chuckles)
466
00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,269
(Grunts)
467
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,574
Then they learnt to draw.
468
00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:22,315
And they always drew
something beginning with an M.
469
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,452
- Why an M?
- Why not?
470
00:36:26,483 --> 00:36:28,623
(Insects buzz)
471
00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:42,043
Everything beginning with an M...
472
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:45,603
such as Mousetraps,
473
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,576
Money,
474
00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:50,744
Memory.
475
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,914
And muchness.
476
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:59,489
I bet you never saw anything
like the drawing of a muchness.
477
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:02,760
- Really, now you say it, I don't...
- Then you shouldn't talk.
478
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:06,233
- (Insects buzz)
- Oh.
479
00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,800
(Whispers) It's the stupidest
tea party I was ever at
480
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,867
(Insect buzzes)
481
00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:19,572
Why are you painting those roses?
482
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,355
What's that? What's that?
483
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:30,382
Will you hold that book steady?
I can't see to paint.
484
00:37:30,447 --> 00:37:33,657
- What are you doing it for?
- Doing it for?
485
00:37:33,717 --> 00:37:35,891
- Yes.
- Yes.
486
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:38,764
Yes, what am I doing it for?
487
00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:41,668
Yes, well, that is the question, isn't it?
488
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:45,639
Ah. You see? It's no good.
489
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:48,177
It's all a problem of colour, you see.
490
00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:54,239
The, er...problem of these being coloured
white when red was what was asked for.
491
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:57,014
- Who's to know?
- Oh! Oh, yes, that's good.
492
00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:58,748
Ha-ha-ha! Yes, I like that.
493
00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:02,485
Ha-ha-ha! Yes, who's to know?
The Queen, that's who.
494
00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:04,891
The Queen doesn't miss a trick.
495
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,054
It doesn't look much
like a red rose to me.
496
00:38:07,117 --> 00:38:10,724
Oh, well, perhaps you'd like
to have a go at it yourself, then.
497
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,360
Yes, perhaps you'd like to
have a go at it yourself.
498
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:16,565
I think we can do without any
help from you, thank you very much...
499
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,539
- (Drumming)
- Look!
500
00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:20,576
(Band plays)
501
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,143
It's the Queen.
502
00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:25,077
(Band drowns out speed!)
503
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,235
(Sobs)
504
00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:43,623
Ah, yes. And who's this?
505
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:46,355
- Yes, who is this?
- Or perhaps I shouldn't ask.
506
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,364
(Burbles)
507
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:53,494
Idiot. Absolute idiot. You've
got an absolute idiot for a son.
508
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,697
Yes, but he's tall. He's very tall.
509
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,036
Come along, child, speak up.
What's your name?
510
00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,838
- My name is Alice.
- Ah. Oh.
511
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,481
- Er...
- And who are these?
512
00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:09,485
- Or perhaps I shouldn't ask.
- How should I know? It's no business of mine.
513
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,487
You little hussy. Off with her head.
514
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:13,545
Nonsense.
515
00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:15,385
(Men sob)
516
00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:20,452
Ah, yes. And what have you been
doing here? Or perhaps I shouldn't ask.
517
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,224
Or perhaps I should.
518
00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:25,324
Ha-ha! Painting white roses red, hm?
519
00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:28,597
Perhaps you have an explanation?
520
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:32,197
Well, ma'am,
it's by way of rectifying a mistake.
521
00:40:32,262 --> 00:40:37,610
What I've always said is what the eye
don't see the heart don't grieve over.
522
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:41,639
I think that's for me to judge.
Off with their heads.
523
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:46,052
- (Drum roll)
- It's a very fine day.
524
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,489
- Very. Where's the Duchess?
- She's under sentence of execution
525
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,492
- What for?
- She boxed the Queen's ears. Whoops.
526
00:40:52,282 --> 00:40:54,193
All right!
527
00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:56,253
Get in your places!
528
00:40:58,489 --> 00:41:00,231
You heard what she said.
529
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,545
(Hymn starts)
530
00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:14,702
- (Hymn fades)
- (Birdsong)
531
00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,217
(Drums beating)
532
00:43:43,588 --> 00:43:46,659
(Drums drown out speech)
533
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,804
(Chatter and laughter)
534
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,248
(Laughter)
535
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,114
(Alice whispers) How are you getting on?
536
00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:18,380
I don't think they play at all fairly.
537
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,150
How do you like the Queen?
538
00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:22,157
Not at all.
539
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:23,657
(Trumpet fanfare)
540
00:46:23,715 --> 00:46:27,561
- Who are you talking to?
- It's a friend of mine.
541
00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:29,291
I don't like the look of it at all.
542
00:46:29,353 --> 00:46:33,130
- A cat may look at a queen.
- Cats are allowed to do that.
543
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:35,398
It must be removed. Executioner!
544
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:39,965
About that cat. I want
its head taken off. Right off.
545
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:43,034
Yeah, well, you've got a problem
there, haven't you?
546
00:46:43,099 --> 00:46:46,809
I mean, with regard to cutting off
a head, you got a real problem,
547
00:46:46,871 --> 00:46:49,282
unless there's a body
to cut it off from.
548
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,047
I mean, you see what I mean.
549
00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:56,456
Don't talk nonsense. Anything
that has a head can be beheaded.
550
00:46:56,514 --> 00:46:58,152
Anyway, who does it belong to?
551
00:46:58,215 --> 00:47:00,856
It belongs to the Duchess
and you'd better ask her about it.
552
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,523
- Ha-ha.
- Oh.
553
00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:16,505
(Birdsong)
554
00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:24,286
Oh! You can't think how glad I am
to see you, you dear old thing!
555
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:31,023
You're thinking about something
and that makes you forget to talk.
556
00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:35,155
I can't remember the moral of that,
but I shall remember it in a moment
557
00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:36,925
Perhaps it hasn't got a moral
558
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:43,030
Tut-tut! My dear child, everything's got
a moral, if only you can find it.
559
00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:45,266
The game seems to be
coming on much better now.
560
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:48,139
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
561
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:53,945
And the moral of it is... 'tis love,
'tis love makes the world go round.
562
00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:56,416
I thought it mas done by everybody
minding their own business.
563
00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:59,215
Oh! Well, yes.
564
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:01,916
Well, it means much the same thing.
565
00:48:01,978 --> 00:48:03,322
And the moral of that is,
566
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:07,659
take care of the sense and the
sounds will take care of themselves.
567
00:48:07,717 --> 00:48:09,891
Oh, she's jolly fond of finding morals.
568
00:48:09,954 --> 00:48:12,934
I dare say you're wondering why
I don't put my arm round your waist.
569
00:48:12,989 --> 00:48:18,565
Well, the reason is I'm doubtful
of the temper of your flamingo.
570
00:48:18,628 --> 00:48:20,266
I haven't got a flamingo any more.
571
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:24,905
How true, how true!
Flamingos and mustard, both bite.
572
00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:30,112
And the moral of that is,
birds of a feather flock together!
573
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:32,710
But mustard isn't a bird.
574
00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:38,090
Right as usual. You do have
a nice clear way of putting things.
575
00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:39,684
It's a mineral, I think.
576
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:44,460
Yes, of course it is, and there's a rather
large mustard mine quite near here.
577
00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:46,934
Ha-ha! And the moral of it is,
578
00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:50,836
the more there is of mine,
the less there is of yours.
579
00:48:50,894 --> 00:48:54,103
I know, it's a vegetable.
It doesn't look like one but it is.
580
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:55,871
I quite agree with you.
581
00:48:55,932 --> 00:48:59,675
And the moral of that is,
be what you'd seem to be.
582
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,012
Or if you would like
it put more simply,
583
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:05,213
never imagine yourself
not to be otherwise
584
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,255
than what it would appear to others
585
00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:11,918
that what you were and what you
might have been is not otherwise...
586
00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:14,657
(Chuckles) ...than what you have been.
587
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,666
I think I'd understand that a bit
better if I had it written down,
588
00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:20,429
and I'm afraid I can't quite
follow it as you say it.
589
00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:25,166
Oh! I could say much better
than that If I chose.
590
00:49:25,228 --> 00:49:28,072
Please don't trouble yourself
to say it any longer than that.
591
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:32,239
Don't talk about trouble. I'll make you
a present of everything I've said as yet
592
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:35,306
A cheap sort of present, I must say.
593
00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:38,182
- Thinking again?
- I have a right to think.
594
00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:42,621
About as much right as pigs have
to fly. And the moral...
595
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,023
(Applause in distance)
596
00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:51,331
Either you or your head must be off
in the next five minutes!
597
00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:53,425
Take your choice.
598
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:14,088
She'll be the death of me.
Come on, let's get on with the game.
599
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:19,784
(Funeral march plays)
600
00:50:30,927 --> 00:50:33,101
Well, here we are.
601
00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:36,543
- What's happened to them?
- They're going to be executed.
602
00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:40,139
- What do you mean?
- They're going to have their heads taken off.
603
00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:43,673
- What, all of them?
- Yes, the whole lot.
604
00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:47,018
There's no point spoiling the ship
for a ha'p'orth of tar.
605
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:50,081
- Have you seen the Mock Turtle?
- No, who's that?
606
00:50:50,146 --> 00:50:53,992
Hm, you'd better ask the Gryphon about
that. He would be able to let you know.
607
00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,030
(Seagulls cry)
608
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:02,668
That's just her fantasy.
She never executes anyone.
609
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,467
Ah, there he is.
610
00:51:05,528 --> 00:51:09,534
- What's he so sad about?
- That's just his fantasy.
611
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:12,478
He's got nothing
to be sad about, really.
612
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:26,657
This young lady wants
to hear your life history.
613
00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:30,527
All right. I'll tell it to her.
614
00:51:31,554 --> 00:51:34,092
But don't speak a word till I finish.
615
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:51,045
But how can he finish
if he doesn't begin?
616
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:54,920
Shh. He's got to get into the mood.
617
00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:11,733
When we were little,
we all went to school in the sea.
618
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:16,744
The master was an old turtle -
we used to call him Tortoise...
619
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,246
Why did you call him Tortoise
if he wasn't one?
620
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:22,750
We called him Tortoise because he
taught us. Really, you are very dull.
621
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:26,014
Ashamed of you asking
such a simple question as that.
622
00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:28,317
We had the best of educations.
623
00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:31,222
In fact we went to school every day.
624
00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:34,057
I've been to a day school too.
It's nothing to be so proud about.
625
00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:37,463
- With extras?
- Yes, we learned French and music.
626
00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:39,431
And washing?
627
00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:41,367
- Certainly not.
- Aha.
628
00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:44,099
Well, then, yours wasn't
really a good school.
629
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:49,096
At our school we always
had at the end of the bill,
630
00:52:49,097 --> 00:52:52,512
'music, French and washing...extra'
631
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:57,650
But I couldn't afford to learn it.
I only took the regular course.
632
00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,210
What was that?
633
00:52:59,275 --> 00:53:01,347
Reeling and writhing,
of course, to begin with,
634
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,824
and then there were the
different branches of Arithmetic,
635
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:08,795
Ambition, Distraction,
Uglification and Derision.
636
00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:11,298
I never heard of Uglification before.
637
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:14,164
Never heard of uglify?
638
00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:17,297
- You've heard of beautifying, I suppose?
- Yes.
639
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,896
Need I say more?
640
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:22,876
Then there was Mystery,
ancient and modern,
641
00:53:22,932 --> 00:53:25,072
and then Drawling.
642
00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:28,911
That was with the Drawling master.
He used to come once a week.
643
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:33,010
He taught us Drawling, Stretching,
644
00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:35,420
and Fainting in Coils.
645
00:53:35,478 --> 00:53:37,083
What was that like?
646
00:53:37,146 --> 00:53:39,786
I couldn't possibly show you myself.
I'm much too stiff.
647
00:53:39,849 --> 00:53:42,489
And he never learnt it.
648
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:46,056
I hadn't time.
But I went to the Classical master.
649
00:53:46,123 --> 00:53:49,001
Mm, I never went to him.
650
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,905
He taught Laughing and Grief,
or so they said.
651
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:57,007
So he did, so he did.
652
00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:10,653
- How many hours a day did you do lessons?
- Ten hours the first day.
653
00:54:10,713 --> 00:54:12,887
- Nine the second.
- And so on.
654
00:54:12,949 --> 00:54:15,260
- How odd.
- Not odd at all.
655
00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:19,199
That's why they're called lessons,
because they lessen from day to day.
656
00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:22,795
Then the eleventh day
must have been a holiday.
657
00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,271
So it was.
658
00:54:25,329 --> 00:54:27,434
So it was.
659
00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:29,603
But then how did you
manage on the 12th day?
660
00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:35,173
Oh, that's enough about lessons.
Tell her about the games.
661
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,081
Have you ever done
the Lobster Quadrille?
662
00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:41,922
No. What sort of a dance is that?
663
00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:44,789
Well, first you form
a line along the seashore.
664
00:54:44,847 --> 00:54:48,523
No, two lines. Then after you've cleared
the jellyfish out of the way...
665
00:54:48,585 --> 00:54:50,394
That generally takes some time.
666
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,900
- ...you advance twice.
- Each with a lobster as a partner.
667
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:56,460
You advance twice, set to partners...
668
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:59,632
Change lobsters and
retire in the same order.
669
00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:03,170
It must be a very pretty dance.
670
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:07,045
- Would you like to hear some of it?
- Very much indeed.
671
00:55:07,103 --> 00:55:08,447
Well, we'll sing.
672
00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:11,246
Oh, you sing it.
I can't remember the words.
673
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:17,918
# Will you walk a little faster?
Said the whiting to the snail.
674
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:22,862
# There's a porpoise close behind me
And he's treading on my tail
675
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,731
# See how eagerly the lobsters
And the turtles all advance!
676
00:55:26,789 --> 00:55:30,498
# They are waiting on the shingle
Won't you come and join the dance?
677
00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:34,235
# Will. you, won't you, will you, won't you
Will you join the dance?
678
00:55:34,697 --> 00:55:40,306
# Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
Won't you join the dance?
679
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:46,518
# You can really have no notion
How delightful it will be
680
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:50,615
# When they take us up and throw us
With the lobsters out to sea
681
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,887
# But the snail replied
682
00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:55,190
# 'Too far, too far!'
683
00:55:55,251 --> 00:55:56,628
# And gave a look askance
684
00:55:56,686 --> 00:56:01,829
# Said he thanked the whiting kindly
But he would not join the dance
685
00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:05,362
# Would not, could not, could not, would not
Could not join the dance
686
00:56:05,429 --> 00:56:08,000
# Could not, would not...
687
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,409
# Could not, would not
688
00:56:10,467 --> 00:56:14,108
# Would not join
689
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:16,014
# The dance #
690
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,349
- (Seagulls cry)
- (Whispers) The trial's beginning.
691
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,724
The trial's beginning.
692
00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:32,266
(Hymn begins)
693
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:41,702
(Hymn continues)
694
00:57:10,059 --> 00:57:12,233
(Hymn continues)
695
00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:51,036
(Cough)
696
00:57:51,101 --> 00:57:53,581
(Hymn continues)
697
00:58:29,606 --> 00:58:31,552
(Hymn ends)
698
00:58:32,876 --> 00:58:34,822
- Who are they?
- The jury.
699
00:58:34,878 --> 00:58:36,186
What are they doing?
700
00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:40,456
Taking down their names in case
they forget them before the trial ends.
701
00:58:40,516 --> 00:58:42,621
- (Chicken ducking)
- Stupid things.
702
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:46,092
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- (Gavel bangs)
703
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,965
- Silence in court!
- (Coughing)
704
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:51,563
- (Chicken ducking)
- Read the accusation.
705
00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:54,335
The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
All on a summer's day:
706
00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:58,574
The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts
And took them quite away!
707
00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,307
- (Chicken ducking)
- Consider your verdict.
708
00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:03,681
Not yet, not yet! There's
a great deal to do before that!
709
00:59:03,739 --> 00:59:05,686
- (Chicken ducking)
- Is there? Oh, dear.
710
00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:08,052
Well, um...er...
711
00:59:08,110 --> 00:59:10,751
call the first witness.
712
00:59:12,115 --> 00:59:13,753
First witness.
713
00:59:13,817 --> 00:59:17,195
- (Chicken ducking)
- (Coughing)
714
00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,164
(Mad Hatter chuckles)
715
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,367
Good morning.
716
00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:25,735
Hello.
717
00:59:25,795 --> 00:59:27,331
(Chuckles)
718
00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:35,375
Come on, come on.
719
00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:37,179
Oh, yes.
720
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,050
(Horse whinnies)
721
00:59:39,108 --> 00:59:41,452
Come on! Come along!
722
00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:47,626
(Horse whinnies)
723
00:59:55,559 --> 00:59:58,505
- (Mad Hatter laughing)
- (Horse whinnies)
724
00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:02,510
Oh, I beg your pardon, Your Majesty,
for bringing these along,
725
01:00:02,565 --> 01:00:07,572
but I hadn't quite finished my tea
when I was sent for.
726
01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:11,141
Well, you ought to have finished.
When did you begin?
727
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:13,278
The, er...
728
01:00:13,342 --> 01:00:16,289
Let me see. I think it was the, er...
729
01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:19,793
- 14th of March
- 15th.
730
01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:21,989
- 16th?
- Yes.
731
01:00:22,052 --> 01:00:24,327
16th. Write that down.
732
01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:27,561
And take off your hat.
733
01:00:27,623 --> 01:00:30,365
Ah...it, um...it...
734
01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:31,769
Oh, dear.
735
01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:34,398
It is...it isn't...it isn't mine.
736
01:00:34,463 --> 01:00:36,465
- It's, er...
- (Clucking)
737
01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:37,840
Stolen, is it?
738
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,972
No, no, no. I, er...
739
01:00:40,036 --> 01:00:42,539
I keep them to sell,
Your Majesty, you see.
740
01:00:42,606 --> 01:00:44,778
I'm a...I'm a hatter.
741
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:49,320
- A very nervous hatter.
- Yes, I am, yes.
742
01:00:49,378 --> 01:00:51,119
- Well, don't be nervous.
- No.
743
01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:56,460
Don't be nervous. just give your evidence,
or I shall have you executed, you know.
744
01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:59,056
I'm...I'm allowed to do that
745
01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:02,070
- I can have anyone executed.
- Yes, yes.
746
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,762
I have the power...power.
747
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:08,206
Ah...I'm a very poor man,
Your Majesty.
748
01:01:08,264 --> 01:01:11,371
And I hadn't begun my tea...
749
01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:13,778
well, not above a week or so,
750
01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:16,646
and what with the bread and butter
getting so thin...
751
01:01:16,706 --> 01:01:19,710
- (Chicken clucking)
- ...and the twinkling of tea, I...
752
01:01:19,775 --> 01:01:23,155
- Twinkling of the what?
- Er...it began with the tea.
753
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:26,284
Oh! I know that.
754
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:29,797
I'm not a fool. I know that
twinkling begins with a T.
755
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:33,061
- Oh.
- I'm not a complete idiot, am I?
756
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:34,760
- (Clears throat)
- Go on, go on.
757
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:38,967
Like I said, Your Majesty,
I'm a...I'm a poor man
758
01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:42,237
and, um...most things
twinkled after that.
759
01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:44,472
- I didn't.
- You did.
760
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,639
- I didn't. I deny it.
- He denies it.
761
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,309
- (Clucking)
- Leave out that part
762
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:55,346
After that, I, er...
I cut some bread and butter and...
763
01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:56,789
And after that, what happened?
764
01:01:56,847 --> 01:02:00,293
Ah, that...that I can't remember.
765
01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:04,025
Yes, yes, well, you must remember it,
or I'll have to have you executed.
766
01:02:04,086 --> 01:02:07,364
I'm a...I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.
767
01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:10,701
You are a jolly poor
speaker, that's for sure.
768
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,139
Get down, sit down
and stand clear away.
769
01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:17,235
(Chuckles) Oh, thank you.
770
01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,974
God bless you, Your Majesty. Ha-ha-ha!
771
01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:22,983
- (Chicken clucking)
- (Mad Hatter chuckling)
772
01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:26,916
Excuse me.
773
01:02:26,976 --> 01:02:31,119
I do hope you manage
to get the funds to pay it.
774
01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:33,820
- (Chicken ducking)
- Next witness.
775
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,867
- Give your evidence.
- Shan't.
776
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:51,143
Oh, well, that's
the end of that, then.
777
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,905
Aah!
778
01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:56,313
Your Majesty must cross-examine
this witness.
779
01:02:56,373 --> 01:02:58,409
- Must I?
- Yes.
780
01:02:58,474 --> 01:03:00,512
Oh.
781
01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:05,588
Oh.
782
01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:07,253
Thank you.
783
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:13,264
What are tarts made of?
784
01:03:13,322 --> 01:03:15,563
- Pepper mostly-
- (Snorts)
785
01:03:16,525 --> 01:03:19,063
Anything you want to add to that?
786
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:20,574
Yes, go away-
787
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:23,440
Go away with the pepper-
788
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,945
Oh.
789
01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:31,282
- Next witness.
- No, don't let's have another witness.
790
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:36,153
Let's have a...let's have a song.
791
01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:39,717
Come on, lads, give us a melody.
Come along now.
792
01:03:39,782 --> 01:03:42,922
We... We've all rehearsed.
793
01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:45,967
# And we'll all
794
01:03:46,021 --> 01:03:49,697
# Swing together
795
01:03:49,759 --> 01:03:52,467
# Britain shall be saved
796
01:03:52,528 --> 01:03:55,840
# In all sorts of weather
797
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:58,139
# Come what may
798
01:03:58,201 --> 01:04:01,739
# And we'll all swing together
799
01:04:01,804 --> 01:04:05,719
# With our bodies between our knees
800
01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:09,552
# Yes, we'll all swing together
801
01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:14,960
# With our bodies between our knees...
802
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,396
- (Clucking)
- Ah.
803
01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:20,161
They don't reach verdicts
like that any more.
804
01:04:20,222 --> 01:04:22,099
Oh dear.
805
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:23,934
Right.
806
01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:25,974
Next witness.
807
01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:28,436
Alice!
808
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:32,708
Ah. What have you got
to say for yourself?
809
01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:34,407
Nothing.
810
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,472
- Nothing?
- Nothing whatever.
811
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:38,246
Oh, that's very important
812
01:04:39,775 --> 01:04:42,985
(Whispers) Unimportant,
Your Majesty means, of course.
813
01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,855
Ah. Oh.
814
01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:49,795
Oh. I thought I meant important.
That's what I thought I meant.
815
01:04:51,086 --> 01:04:53,693
Ah. Oh.
816
01:04:56,659 --> 01:04:57,967
Oh.
817
01:04:58,862 --> 01:05:01,342
Oh.
818
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,434
Ah.
819
01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:08,514
(snores)
820
01:05:08,570 --> 01:05:10,811
(Hiccups)
821
01:05:10,873 --> 01:05:13,376
Ah.
822
01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:15,389
(Hums tune)
823
01:05:15,445 --> 01:05:17,925
(Snorts)
824
01:05:19,481 --> 01:05:21,358
(Animal roars)
825
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,523
Ahh!
826
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:26,931
Silence in court! Silence in court!
827
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:28,594
(Cough)
828
01:05:28,657 --> 01:05:35,074
All persons more than a mile high
to leave, er...court!
829
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:38,909
- I'm not a mile high.
- Yes, you are.
830
01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:41,141
Nearly two miles high.
831
01:05:41,204 --> 01:05:43,012
(Clucking)
832
01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:45,746
Consider your silences.
833
01:05:46,608 --> 01:05:48,179
Their verses.
834
01:05:48,244 --> 01:05:51,715
No, no, no, no!
There's more evidence to come yet.
835
01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:53,487
This paper's just been picked up.
836
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:56,360
- What's in it?
- I haven't opened it yet.
837
01:05:56,418 --> 01:05:59,365
But it seems to be a letter
written by the prisoner to somebody.
838
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:01,902
Well, it must be that.
839
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:06,998
I mean, it can't just be written to nobody
I mean, you can't just write to nobody.
840
01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:09,907
I mean, If you did that all the time, the...
841
01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:12,947
Well, I mean
the post office'd come to a standstill.
842
01:06:13,003 --> 01:06:15,005
I mean, you've got to have somebody...
843
01:06:15,070 --> 01:06:18,541
I mean, well...
844
01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,780
Well, it's not allowed.
845
01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,414
Who's it directed to?
846
01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:26,688
It isn't directed at all. In fact,
there's nothing written on the outside.
847
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,456
(Coughing)
848
01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:32,967
It isn't a letter at all.
It's a set of verses.
849
01:06:33,023 --> 01:06:35,969
- Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?
- No, they're not.
850
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:38,835
And that's the queerest thing about it.
851
01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:45,106
You've been imitating people's
hands and writings again.
852
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,148
(Oinks) Please, Your Majesty.
853
01:06:48,237 --> 01:06:49,581
I didn't...
854
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:52,278
(Oinks) ...write it.
855
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:55,721
And I can... (Oinks)
...prove that I didn't.
856
01:06:55,778 --> 01:07:00,318
(Oinks) There's no name
signed at the end.
857
01:07:00,382 --> 01:07:03,159
(King of Hearts) Well, that
only makes the matter worse.
858
01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:04,858
You must have meant some mischief
859
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,994
or else you would have signed
your name like an honest man.
860
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:12,369
- (Queen of Hearts) That proves his guilt.
- It proves nothing of the sort.
861
01:07:12,427 --> 01:07:14,407
- Hold your tongue.
- I won't.
862
01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:18,001
- (Clucking)
- Off with her head! Off with her head!
863
01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:21,880
Off with her head! Off with her head!
864
01:07:22,237 --> 01:07:26,311
Off with her head! Off with her head!
865
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,686
Off with her head!
866
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:32,318
Off with her head! Off with her head!
867
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:36,492
- (Birds screech!)
- (Church bell tolls)
868
01:08:04,746 --> 01:08:07,853
It is not now as it has been of yore
869
01:08:07,918 --> 01:08:11,559
Turn wheresoe'er I may
by night or day
870
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:16,036
The things which I have seen
I now can see no more
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