All That Jazz 1979 . English subtitles. Субтитры к фильму на английском языке.

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One, two, three, four. One, two...

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<i>To be on the wire is life.
The rest... is waiting.</i>

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<i>- That's very theatrical, Joe.
- Yeah, I know.</i>

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<i>- Did you make it up?
- I wish I had.</i>

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<i>- Do you like it?
- Well, it's all right.</i>

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It's showtime, folks!

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<i>They say the neon lights
are bright on Broadway</i>

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<i>They say there's always magic in the air</i>

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<i>But when you're walkin' down that street</i>

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<i>And you ain't had enough to eat</i>

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<i>The glitter rubs right off
and you're nowhere</i>

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<i>They say the women
treat you fine on Broadway</i>

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<i>But lookin'at them just gives me the blues</i>

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<i>Cos how you gonna make some time</i>

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<i>When all you got is one thin dime?</i>

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<i>And one thin dime
won't even shine your shoes</i>

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<i>They say that I won't
last too long on Broadway</i>

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<i>I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home,
they all say</i>

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<i>But they're dead wrong, I know they are</i>

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<i>Cos I can play this here guitar</i>

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<i>And I won't quit till I'm a star</i>

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<i>On Broadway</i>

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<i>They say that I won't last too long
on Broadway...</i>

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Autumn?

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- Is that your real name?
- Yes, sir.

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- You sure you don't wanna change that?
- Well, if you give me the job I'll change it.

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<i>But they're dead wrong, I know they are</i>

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<i>Cos I can play this here guitar</i>

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<i>And I won't quit till I'm a star...</i>

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Victoria Porter.
Is this your, uh... your home phone?

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<i>... till I'm a star</i>

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<i>On Broadway</i>

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<i>No, no, no, no, no...</i>

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<i>- You were in The Wiz?
- Mr Gideon, I've never been in any show.</i>

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I had to put something on the card.
I really need ajob, so I lied.

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It's all right, Rima. I lie all the time myself.

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Oh, fuck him! He never picks me!

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<i>Honey, I did fuck him,
and he never picks me either!</i>

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<i>- You were in Traffic Jam?
- Yes, sir.</i>

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<i>- Who was the director of Traffic Jam?
- You were, Mr Gideon.</i>

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- Oh. How was I?
- Terrific.

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- And who was the choreographer?
- You were, Mr Gideon.

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- How was I?
- Fantastic.

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That's how you get ajob.

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God, I hope he doesn't pick her.
She's uglier than a witch's tit.

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The expression is "colder than a witch's tit".

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- You've never seen a woman's tit in your life.
- Shh. Be quiet, you two.

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OK, thank you all very much.
It was a terrific audition. Just stay in line.

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Now that's what I call a real drinker's nose.

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And you should know, because
you're a real drinker, aren't you, Joe?

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- Yeah.
- Also heavy into speed, aren't you?

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- Yeah.
- Also sleep with a great many women.

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- Real turn-off, huh?
- Just the opposite.

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I'll make up my mind about the men later.
I know which girls I want.

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Candy, Casey, Rima,
Jennifer and Victoria Porter.

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- The one in the shocking-pink leotard?
- See if any are willing to be swing dancers.

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- She's tone-deaf.
- With those legs, who cares?

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Oh, Joey, I know you're in a hurry,
but I want to check your schedule.

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- Same as always.
- Joey? Joey, can we talk a minute, please?

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- Joey...
- What is it?

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- You left me without a soprano again!
- Paul, please, will you let me handle it?

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<i>- What about Diane?
- What about Diane?</i>

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I've had her in three shows. She's wonderful.

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At least she can sing. You left me
without a soprano. I gotta have a soprano!

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Gentlemen, Mr Gideon...

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The tall dancer with the blue eye shadow -
believe me, he'll hit the high notes.

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The five Murray is talking to,
those are the girls I want. OK with you?

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The tall girl, Victoria - I like her, Daddy.

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Hm, she's all right.

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<i>I really screwed up that marriage.</i>

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Because I cheated. Oh, man,
I cheated every chance I could get.

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OK with you, Audrey?

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Sure. Fine with me.
What about this weekend with Michelle?

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Oh, Jesus... I forgot.
I gotta work this weekend.

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Oh, Joe! You promised her.

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I know I promised, but what am I gonna do?

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That's OK.

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- I'm sorry, Michelle.
- It's OK.

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If you want me, I'll be in the cutting room.

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He promised me.

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<i>- Some fucking father.
- Family?</i>

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- Screwed up.
- Work?

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All there is.

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<i>If I were God, man...
And sometimes I think I am...</i>

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<i>Depends on the shit you're smoking...</i>

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<i>OK. If I were God, man,
everybody would live for ever.</i>

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<i>No death, man.
No pennies on the eyes for anybody.</i>

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<i>Well, a couple of people, like my agent,
who booked me into this toilet...</i>

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Why is he mumbling like that?

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I'll tell you why. Cos I'm the dummy
who let him mumble like that.

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<i>- Try it.
...death and the clap.</i>

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<i>So far, I've managed to avoid one of them.</i>

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<i>You know, man,
death is really a hip thing now.</i>

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<i>But we all have
very different feelings about it.</i>

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<i>For instance, to a Catholic,
death is a promotion.</i>

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Excuse me, Stacy.

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Women?

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Hope?

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<i>All this bullshit about "death with dignity".</i>

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<i>You know what death with dignity is?
You don't drool.</i>

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<i>Change-of-pace time. Request.
Here we go, Vic O'Dante. Hey!</i>

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Beauty?

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- Oh, you're a flirt.
- Mm-hm.

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<i>Death is in, death is in</i>

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<i>Hear them church bells ring</i>

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<i>I love it, I love it, I love it!</i>

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<i>Books, magazine articles, TVshows, Ken and
Barbie dolls who have a mutual suicide pact...</i>

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Oh, man, how many times
do we have to look at the same thing?

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Until he gets it the way he wants it.

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<i>There's a lady in Chicago, man,
wrote a book - Dr Kьbler-Ross, with a dash.</i>

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<i>This chick, man, without
the benefit of dying herself,</i>

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<i>has broken the process
of death into five stages.</i>

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<i>Anger, denial, bargaining, depression and
acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm.</i>

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<i>"Good morning. Anger, Denial,
Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance".</i>

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<i>Anger.</i>

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<i>Jesus Christ! Goddamn
son-of-a-bitch, pig-suckin'bastards!</i>

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<i>Oh, pooh!</i>

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<i>Bargaining. What did I say? Anger, denial,
bargaining, depression, acceptance.</i>

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<i>All right, if you happen
to get to denial... denial...</i>

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<i>"No, that's not me, man. No. Oh-ho...
Somebody else, maybe, but not me".</i>

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<i>"Oh, no. You got the wrong...
How about my mother, man?"</i>

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<i>"She's old, I'm weaned, I'm toilet-trained.
Bye, Ma. You've been terrific. I love ya".</i>

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<i>- But not me!
- Mother?</i>

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Kinda chubby. And jolly.

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And sexy.

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<i>Bargaining. Remember her?</i>

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<i>"Can we sit down and talk
about this like businessmen?"</i>

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<i>"A negotiation, OK? No more hard drugs.
A little grass, maybe, but that's it".</i>

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<i>"OK, all right, look, man, I promise
I won't flash on subways any more, OK?"</i>

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<i>Cat drives a hard bargain. Depression...</i>

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<i>- Hi, Katie.
- "I'm dying!"</i>

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<i>"Oh, God, am I dying?!"</i>

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Wanna have dinner together
before I go to the theatre?

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<i>- I can't.
- "The doctor's not dying".</i>

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- Should I come over to your apartment later?
- Yeah, sure.

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- Father?
- Liar, womaniser. You woulda liked him.

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Wait a minute. I don't know.
We may be working very late tonight.

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- That's OK.
- Yeah. We'll talk later.

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<i>"At those prices, man,
who can afford to live?"</i>

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<i>So... acceptance.</i>

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<i>- "I accept!"
- Hold it.</i>

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- Hold it.
- Finished, or you wanna run it again?

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No, I do not want to run it again,
thank you very much. We are finished.

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- Anybody have any ideas?
- Oh, I like it, Joe. I think it's really funny.

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Who asked you, Stacy?

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It's too long... I don't know.
Maybe we can get away with it.

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Do you suppose
Stanley Kubrick gets depressed?

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<i>- Do you wanna work tonight, Joe?
- No, I gotta work on the show.</i>

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You have really got something... special.

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All right...

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All right!

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I want so to be a movie star.

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Oh?

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Ever since I was a little kid,

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I wanted to see my face
on the screen... 40 feet wide.

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Oh, yeah?

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"I have always depended
on the kindness of strangers".

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You're looking at my nose,
aren't you? It's crooked.

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It goes to the left. See?

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I mean, like, I could always
have that fixed. Like that.

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Do you think I could be?

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You know. A movie star.
In the movies.

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Well, that's...

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I don't know anybody
that could answer that question.

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It's... it's a very freaky business, you know?

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<i>Yeah, I know all about that,
but, like, I wanna know what you think.</i>

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<i>Do you think I could be a movie star?</i>

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No.

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Even with a nose job?

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Well, that's fair.

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Like you said, it is a freaky business, though.
You know, you could be wrong, right?

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Right.

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I don't dance so hot either, do I?

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You will. I promise you.

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You wanna go to bed?

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry. Oh, am I sorry.

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- Katie!
- I shoulпve called first.

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Oh, shit.

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<i>- Did I, like, screw anything up?
- No. I screwed it up.</i>

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Oh, I meant to call her.

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Oh, boy, you are really something.

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I'm Joey's mother.

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Ever since he was so high,
he's had such a crush on you!

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I've always been fond of Joe, too.

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Of all the children, he was the least worry.

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He worked in all those
cheap burlesque clubs.

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Always around stark-naked girls!

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But did it bother him? No.

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He never paid any attention.
Never even looked at them.

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<i>Amatis, you love. Amant, they love.</i>

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<i>Amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant.</i>

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Hey, kid, what kind of language is that?

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Oh, it's not a language. It's just some
jokes I'm working on. Some crazy jokes.

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<i>"Pu... Pu..."</i>

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<i>Puella. Girl.</i>

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"First Year Latin"?

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It's my kid brother's.

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- How old are you?
- 19.

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Uh-huh. What year were you born?

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Uh, 1930...

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- Try 1934.
- Right. 1934.

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1935?

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1935, yeah.

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Now try 1492.

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See you around, kid.

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Maybe we could have
a drink together sometime?

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Oh, sure.

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You notice we have small waitresses here.
You know why? Make the drinks look bigger.

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That's my favourite one.
The one with the big tips.

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I got problems, too.
I went to see my psychiatrist.

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I told him I have suicidal tendencies.
He says "From now on, you pay in advance".

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Look, I don't have to do this for a living.
I have four chinchillas at home in heat.

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No, I make a lot of money.
I just have trouble passing it.

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I just have trouble passing it. Is this on?

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First-year Latin!

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It's three o'clock in the morning.
Isn't it past your bedtime?

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I don't look for big laughs. I'll settle
for intelligent nods. Anything. Wink.

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You better stop lying, or your nose will grow!

221
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:31,842
<i>Ooh! Something's growing!</i>

222
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:36,006
The drummer's not really with the band,
but he has the car. Married 14 years.

223
00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:39,449
14 years, no children! Strict mother-in-law.

224
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:43,765
Let's continue on. Right now, ladies
and gentlemen, here he is, Tops'n'Taps,

225
00:20:43,853 --> 00:20:47,448
- may we present Mr Joe Gideon!
- You're on!

226
00:21:26,173 --> 00:21:28,767
Joey's never done anything to disappoint me.

227
00:21:49,773 --> 00:21:51,889
It's showtime, folks.

228
00:21:57,093 --> 00:22:00,449
- You believe in love?
- I believe in saying "I love you".

229
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:02,205
Helps you concentrate.

230
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:05,205
<i>Joe, they've asked me
to go on tour with the show.</i>

231
00:22:05,293 --> 00:22:07,249
How long?

232
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:11,326
Six months. What do you think?

233
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:15,372
- And you say it all the time.
- I say it a lot. A lot.

234
00:22:15,453 --> 00:22:17,569
- When?
- When it works.

235
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:21,362
You know, I love you, Katie, but I think
you have to do what's best for you.

236
00:22:21,453 --> 00:22:25,207
- Just what do you mean, Joe?
- Sometimes it doesn't work.

237
00:22:28,293 --> 00:22:31,968
I mean, for your sake, I think you should go.

238
00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:47,091
Hello, Michael? It's Katie.

239
00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:52,085
So, um, did you mean it about dinner?

240
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,368
Wally's at eleven?

241
00:22:55,453 --> 00:22:58,445
<i>You're surprised? I'm a little surprised.</i>

242
00:22:59,893 --> 00:23:03,806
Thank you. OK, Michael. Bye-bye.

243
00:23:06,213 --> 00:23:11,685
I'm a little surprised too. Isn't that nice?
Now we're all a little surprised.

244
00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:15,564
- Who was that?
- Michael Graham.

245
00:23:15,653 --> 00:23:18,611
- Who is Michael Graham?
- The dancer in my ballet class.

246
00:23:18,693 --> 00:23:20,923
Straight or gay?

247
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,283
What do you mean?

248
00:23:23,373 --> 00:23:28,003
I mean is he looking to get laid,
or is he looking for Mr Right?

249
00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:30,523
He's straight.

250
00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:33,684
And tall.

251
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:41,527
Michael Graham is a very tall name.

252
00:23:46,813 --> 00:23:49,373
Oh, goddammit!

253
00:23:49,693 --> 00:23:54,130
How dare you use my phone, my telephone,
to call somebody who's not gay?

254
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:58,208
I see. You can go out
with any girl, any girl in town...

255
00:23:58,293 --> 00:24:00,761
That's right. I go out with any girl in town.

256
00:24:03,853 --> 00:24:05,844
I stay in with you.

257
00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:08,925
Joe, it's not fair...
I'm spilling the coffee...

258
00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:12,483
It's all wrong. Everything is all wrong.

259
00:24:15,213 --> 00:24:17,681
That's some set of rules you had for her.

260
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,650
Yeah, I know. I know.

261
00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:23,169
But as long as you could
get away with it, right?

262
00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:24,809
Right.

263
00:24:24,893 --> 00:24:30,968
I don't wanna go out with Michael Graham.
I don't want a date. I have no small talk left.

264
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:35,649
I don't wanna fool around, I don't wanna
play games and I don't wanna fight.

265
00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:39,203
I just want to love you.

266
00:24:52,853 --> 00:24:54,844
Katie...

267
00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:59,726
I try to give you everything I can give.

268
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,643
Oh, you give, all right. Presents, clothes...

269
00:25:03,973 --> 00:25:06,328
I just wish

270
00:25:06,413 --> 00:25:09,086
you weren't so generous with your cock.

271
00:25:15,253 --> 00:25:17,244
That's good.

272
00:25:23,253 --> 00:25:26,051
Maybe I can use that some time.

273
00:25:33,693 --> 00:25:39,404
Katie! About the goddamn tour...
I don't think you should go.

274
00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:41,484
Wrong reading.

275
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:48,207
Softly and with feeling.

276
00:25:50,453 --> 00:25:52,842
Don't go.

277
00:25:58,253 --> 00:26:00,244
Please?

278
00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:05,128
<i>- Why do you suppose she put up with it?
- I can think of many reasons</i>

279
00:26:05,213 --> 00:26:09,126
- for wanting to be with you.
- Now don't bullshit a bullshitter.

280
00:26:12,813 --> 00:26:15,964
Take off with us, take off with us

281
00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:19,204
We're warmin' up, so take off with us

282
00:26:19,293 --> 00:26:22,649
NY to LA-A-A

283
00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:25,691
Goin' all the way-ay-ay

284
00:26:25,773 --> 00:26:27,764
Won't you climb aboard?

285
00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:31,892
You'll ride as smooth as glass

286
00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:37,089
- It's perfect. Didn't I tell you?
- Up there, where the clouds are pillowy

287
00:26:37,173 --> 00:26:40,404
You're as close to heaven as you'll ever be

288
00:26:40,493 --> 00:26:43,485
Lean back, relax, here come the snacks

289
00:26:43,573 --> 00:26:46,451
Drop your diet, have a fall

290
00:26:46,533 --> 00:26:51,527
Don't stop with one, try 'em all

291
00:26:52,253 --> 00:26:55,245
Music's ready to begin

292
00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:58,564
Take out your headset, plug it in

293
00:26:58,653 --> 00:27:01,531
What's your answer, chu-hu-hum?

294
00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:04,690
Are you gonna co-o-ome?

295
00:27:04,773 --> 00:27:08,209
On the coolest, hottest trip

296
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:11,524
That's ever been

297
00:27:12,813 --> 00:27:15,088
Oh, it's very, very good!

298
00:27:15,173 --> 00:27:18,882
I think we might even get
a commercial tie-in with the airlines.

299
00:27:18,973 --> 00:27:21,248
- You think so? Great.
- Audrey?

300
00:27:23,253 --> 00:27:25,244
Well, ask...

301
00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:31,282
Yeah, it's OK.

302
00:27:33,213 --> 00:27:35,568
Let me see what I can do with it.

303
00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:39,407
I think it's just what the show needs.
It's catchy, it's bouncy. Right, Ted?

304
00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:42,246
- Oh, yeah, very bouncy and catchy.
- Can we hear it again?

305
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:45,166
- I'd love to hear it again.
- Oh! Arnie...

306
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:49,206
Turn. Some fuckin' music.

307
00:27:49,693 --> 00:27:53,083
- Turn back.
- Arch your back. Extend the right leg.

308
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,483
Ease your partner down gently.
Slide. Slide.

309
00:27:57,173 --> 00:27:59,243
Slide!

310
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,766
<i>Have you ever slept with another woman?</i>

311
00:28:04,173 --> 00:28:07,802
I once tried living with two girls.
Two girls at once.

312
00:28:08,413 --> 00:28:10,927
- We lived together.
- Laughed together.

313
00:28:11,013 --> 00:28:14,085
- Drank together.
- Smoked together.

314
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:17,324
Slept together.

315
00:28:20,893 --> 00:28:24,568
Woke up one morning...
one of them was gone.

316
00:28:24,653 --> 00:28:26,723
On the bureau, she left a note.

317
00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:30,767
I'm sorry. I cannot share you any more.

318
00:28:30,853 --> 00:28:34,732
I want you all to myself, or not at all.

319
00:28:35,053 --> 00:28:39,046
Please, please try to understand.

320
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:42,284
I not only understood, I was flattered.

321
00:28:42,373 --> 00:28:45,126
I was flattered that she felt
so strongly about me.

322
00:28:45,213 --> 00:28:47,932
How did you know the note was to you?

323
00:28:55,573 --> 00:28:58,326
<i>No. No, that's not me, man. No.</i>

324
00:28:58,413 --> 00:29:00,483
<i>Somebody else, maybe, but not me.</i>

325
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,690
- What is this, Eddie?
- Not me. Talk to him.

326
00:29:03,773 --> 00:29:07,527
Joey, I gotta talk to you
about these time sheets.

327
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:12,607
Three weeks now we've been on triple time.
The brass is eating my ass out!

328
00:29:12,693 --> 00:29:15,048
You shot 82 days on a 65-day schedule.

329
00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:18,250
On a four-month editing schedule,
you've gone seven months.

330
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:21,006
We're already 2.2 million
over the original budget.

331
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:26,451
Joey, God made the entire world in six days.
He didn't go on overtime once.

332
00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:31,812
You can't even cut an hour-and-a-half movie
in seven months, on triple time?

333
00:29:31,893 --> 00:29:34,612
Joey, I hate to do this.
I'm usually a very calm man,

334
00:29:34,693 --> 00:29:38,083
but this whole thing
has got me terribly crazy.

335
00:29:38,173 --> 00:29:41,609
I must put my foot down.
Joey, the whole thing has gotta stop.

336
00:29:41,693 --> 00:29:44,332
It has to stop. It's got to stop!

337
00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:46,688
It just simply must stop!

338
00:29:46,773 --> 00:29:51,688
Josh, I made changes in the monologue.
I think you'll like it. I have to go to rehearsal.

339
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,291
<i>At those prices, who can afford to live?</i>

340
00:29:55,373 --> 00:30:00,686
<i>- Nice talking to you, Josh.
- So I accept!</i>

341
00:30:00,773 --> 00:30:03,446
<i>Oh, my God. It is better.</i>

342
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:07,130
<i>- God help us all.
- Wait a minute. Real dead body.</i>

343
00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:10,767
It's better.

344
00:30:11,093 --> 00:30:15,405
OK, that looks pretty good. I like it.
Let's go. Everybody down, in a straight line.

345
00:30:15,493 --> 00:30:18,132
Move down, move down.
Move down, Victoria.

346
00:30:18,213 --> 00:30:20,966
- And sing it out. Here we go.
- Five, six, seven...

347
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:26,685
And any seat you grab will be first class

348
00:30:26,773 --> 00:30:30,561
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
And I don't like it.

349
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:41,804
Uh, double that.

350
00:30:41,893 --> 00:30:45,044
- Which button?
- The white one, down.

351
00:30:51,853 --> 00:30:56,529
Ah, that stinks. Let's play something else.
Do me a favour. Take off your shoes.

352
00:30:56,613 --> 00:30:59,605
- What's that?
- It's a mint.

353
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:03,447
- Can I have one?
- No, come on, you wouldn't like it.

354
00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:05,524
Let me try this.

355
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:09,606
Here, you stand over there,
then jump up on my shoulder.

356
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:12,127
Oh, God, you're getting heavy.

357
00:31:12,213 --> 00:31:15,330
All right, put your leg in an arabesque.
There we are.

358
00:31:15,413 --> 00:31:19,088
- How are things at home?
- They're pretty good.

359
00:31:19,173 --> 00:31:21,812
All right, watch your back now.

360
00:31:21,893 --> 00:31:25,363
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- I promised Mom I wouldn't bring it up.

361
00:31:25,453 --> 00:31:27,569
But you're gonna bring it up anyway.

362
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,008
Sit down. You can tell me
anything. You know that.

363
00:31:30,093 --> 00:31:33,244
Gimme your wrists. Ready? And jump.

364
00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:36,650
- It's just that I keep wondering, Dad...
- Bend your knees.

365
00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:38,724
What is it you keep wondering?

366
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,122
Why don't you get married again?

367
00:31:41,653 --> 00:31:44,087
Do a head roll.

368
00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:50,524
I don't get married again because
I can't find anyone I dislike enough

369
00:31:50,613 --> 00:31:52,922
to inflict that kind of torture on.

370
00:31:53,893 --> 00:31:56,566
Hey, why don't you marry Katie?
She's terrific.

371
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:59,008
Keep rolling your head.

372
00:31:59,093 --> 00:32:02,165
Straighten your leg. Yeah, you're right.

373
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:06,531
She's terrific. That's exactly
why I don't wanna marry her.

374
00:32:07,813 --> 00:32:11,249
Run off to the corner.
Jump and I'll catch you.

375
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:13,563
And Victoria? You're not too crazy about her.

376
00:32:13,653 --> 00:32:16,963
Just run and jump.
Never mind that. Come on.

377
00:32:18,693 --> 00:32:21,127
- What about the blonde?
- What blonde?

378
00:32:21,213 --> 00:32:25,968
The one in Philadelphia with the TV show?
You know, the one Mom keeps talking about.

379
00:32:26,053 --> 00:32:28,044
Oh, yeah, that blonde.

380
00:32:29,253 --> 00:32:31,926
Jump up and wrap your legs around me.

381
00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,402
Wrap around, that's it.

382
00:32:35,693 --> 00:32:39,049
Why is it so important to you that...
Follow my hand.

383
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:42,125
Why is it so important to you
that I get married again?

384
00:32:42,213 --> 00:32:44,568
Cos then you'd stop screwing around.

385
00:32:44,653 --> 00:32:47,406
Hey! Watch your language.

386
00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:51,610
- Oh, shit! Look at the time.
- Oh, Daddy, can't we stay longer?

387
00:32:51,693 --> 00:32:54,491
- No, your mother will kill me.
- Oh, it's so much fun.

388
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:58,851
No, no, absolutely. Come on.
Stop flocking your legs. Come on.

389
00:32:59,893 --> 00:33:02,566
- Oh, please?
- No, no, no, no.

390
00:33:03,093 --> 00:33:07,644
Besides, if you got married again, maybe
you'd have a baby and l'd have a brother.

391
00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:09,883
I'll call Hertz and rent you a brother.

392
00:33:09,973 --> 00:33:13,329
- Oh, very funny.
- Oh, everybody's a critic.

393
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,891
Showtime, folks.

394
00:34:27,493 --> 00:34:29,245
Showtime.

395
00:34:29,573 --> 00:34:31,643
Five, six, seven, eight.

396
00:34:32,253 --> 00:34:35,131
Stop smiling. Lay back. Lay back.

397
00:34:36,253 --> 00:34:39,609
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Candy, Casey, very good.

398
00:34:39,693 --> 00:34:43,368
You're gonna do it again, Victoria.
Gary, Danny, let's go.

399
00:34:43,453 --> 00:34:46,365
Stop smiling. It's not
the high-school play. Count.

400
00:34:46,453 --> 00:34:48,648
Five, six, seven, eight.

401
00:34:48,733 --> 00:34:50,803
Hold it.

402
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,484
Stand on your right foot.

403
00:34:57,093 --> 00:34:58,970
Point your left toe.

404
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:03,205
Drop that shoulder.
Now, that's not too hard, is it?

405
00:35:04,373 --> 00:35:05,965
Again.

406
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:11,244
Five, six, seven, eight.

407
00:35:13,133 --> 00:35:15,772
Lay back, Victoria. Lay back.

408
00:35:15,853 --> 00:35:17,206
Lay back!

409
00:35:18,693 --> 00:35:21,002
Hold it, hold it.

410
00:35:30,453 --> 00:35:34,207
- Sorry.
- No, you're right. I'm terrible.

411
00:35:34,293 --> 00:35:38,730
I know I'm terrible. I look
in the mirror and I'm embarrassed.

412
00:35:38,813 --> 00:35:43,841
Maybe I should quit. I... I just
can't seem to do anything right.

413
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:49,292
Listen, I can't make you a great dancer.

414
00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:53,486
I don't even know
if I can make you a good dancer.

415
00:35:53,573 --> 00:35:57,282
But if you keep tryin' and don't quit,

416
00:35:58,973 --> 00:36:01,771
<i>I know I can make you a better dancer.</i>

417
00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:06,444
And I'd like very much to do that.

418
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:11,204
Stay?

419
00:36:12,693 --> 00:36:15,082
Are you gonna keep yelling at me?

420
00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:19,405
Probably.

421
00:36:19,493 --> 00:36:24,123
Five, six, seven, eight. One and two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two.

422
00:36:27,413 --> 00:36:30,769
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight. One, two.

423
00:36:38,253 --> 00:36:40,244
Better.

424
00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:48,366
Breathe deep. Again.

425
00:36:48,453 --> 00:36:50,364
Hold it.

426
00:36:50,453 --> 00:36:53,013
All right, you can turn around now.

427
00:36:55,533 --> 00:36:57,524
Breathe deep.

428
00:36:58,813 --> 00:37:00,804
Again.

429
00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:05,404
All right, you can put your shirt on now.

430
00:37:05,493 --> 00:37:08,087
Well, Doctor? Does he pass?

431
00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:11,448
Good. Now I'm worth a million dollars.

432
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:14,605
That's only if you die before February 1st.

433
00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:17,127
Schedules, Goldie, always schedules.

434
00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:20,288
Can we take you to lunch, Doctor?

435
00:37:24,173 --> 00:37:28,803
And any seat you grab
will be first class

436
00:37:28,893 --> 00:37:32,044
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

437
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,972
Nah, that's no good either. Let's try this.

438
00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:40,406
- Measure 412.
- I do the same as before?

439
00:37:40,493 --> 00:37:42,643
Yeah, same thing, only I'll be behind you.

440
00:37:42,733 --> 00:37:48,171
And any seat you grab will be first class

441
00:37:48,253 --> 00:37:51,325
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

442
00:37:52,013 --> 00:37:56,564
All right, let's everybody try it.
Grab a partner. Come on.

443
00:37:56,653 --> 00:37:58,723
OK, here we go. Ready?

444
00:37:59,213 --> 00:38:00,726
Five, six, seven, eight.

445
00:38:00,813 --> 00:38:06,763
And any seat you grab will be first class

446
00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:08,844
Five, six, seven...

447
00:38:11,693 --> 00:38:14,332
- Do it again.
- Once more, everybody.

448
00:38:16,813 --> 00:38:19,691
Ready? Five, six, seven...

449
00:38:19,773 --> 00:38:24,051
And any seat you grab will be first class

450
00:38:24,133 --> 00:38:27,523
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

451
00:38:46,373 --> 00:38:48,364
OK.

452
00:38:49,133 --> 00:38:54,048
- OK, here we go. Once more, everybody.
- I gotta get outta here. I'll be back later.

453
00:38:56,533 --> 00:38:59,366
- How does this look, Paul?
- I love it, love it.

454
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,164
No. It's too cute.

455
00:39:08,573 --> 00:39:10,165
Ah! Oh, shit.

456
00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:19,362
I can't go back to that room.
I can't face those dancers.

457
00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:24,572
I'm stuck. They keep staring at me,
and nothing's coming out.

458
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:28,089
- Oh, boy, the number's lousy.
- My song, lousy?

459
00:39:28,173 --> 00:39:31,848
No, not the song. Me, me,
the way I'm staging it.

460
00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:38,051
- Maybe we should cut it.
- Cut it? I think I'll leave.

461
00:39:38,373 --> 00:39:42,412
Paul, sit right there. Go back to bar 17.

462
00:39:45,573 --> 00:39:47,564
And...

463
00:39:52,093 --> 00:39:55,005
Did you hear what I said?
Nothing is coming.

464
00:39:55,653 --> 00:40:01,489
Don't worry, Paul, he always says the same
thing about every number, in every show.

465
00:40:02,173 --> 00:40:04,926
Now how the hell do you know
what I always say?

466
00:40:05,013 --> 00:40:08,926
- It would be better if I stepped outside.
- Keep playing, Paul.

467
00:40:10,213 --> 00:40:14,968
I'm only doing this goddamn show because
you wanna play that stupid 24-year-old girl.

468
00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:18,284
Oh, I knew sooner or later you'd say that.

469
00:40:18,373 --> 00:40:20,762
<i>You do think I'm too old for the part.</i>

470
00:40:21,893 --> 00:40:23,963
Well, you're wrong.

471
00:40:24,053 --> 00:40:28,331
I can play 24 years old,
and I'll damn well prove it.

472
00:40:28,413 --> 00:40:31,007
You wanna quit the show? Quit the show.

473
00:40:31,493 --> 00:40:33,609
You don't have to do anything for me.

474
00:40:33,693 --> 00:40:41,327
Just don't kid yourself that you're doing this
show for any reason except guilt about me.

475
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:44,930
Guilt? What guilt?

476
00:40:45,493 --> 00:40:48,565
For never going one day
when you were faithful to me?

477
00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:50,609
Oh, that guilt.

478
00:40:51,653 --> 00:40:55,726
Faithful, faithful... You're always
talking about being faithful.

479
00:40:55,813 --> 00:40:58,373
Audrey, why do you think so small?

480
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:05,686
Besides, how do I know
you were faithful to me?

481
00:41:05,773 --> 00:41:09,322
- You know I was.
- That's right, I know you were.

482
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:12,964
- Oh, you meant to do that.
- Yes, I did.

483
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:17,683
<i>You kept me working all the time.
I never had a chance to cheat.</i>

484
00:41:17,773 --> 00:41:20,128
What is this big hang-up about fidelity?

485
00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:23,922
What makes being faithful
the greatest friggin' virtue in the world?

486
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,407
Excuse me.

487
00:41:25,493 --> 00:41:28,565
Well, it is a great deal better

488
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:31,770
than the meaningless affairs
you keep tap-dancing through.

489
00:41:31,853 --> 00:41:34,890
Those Stacys, those Victorias...

490
00:41:34,973 --> 00:41:37,806
You're not even fooling Michelle
with Victoria, you know.

491
00:41:37,893 --> 00:41:42,762
- Straighten that leg.
- It is as straight as it's ever going to get.

492
00:41:42,853 --> 00:41:46,163
Oh, the Bonnies, the Wendys,
the Debbies, the Donnas...

493
00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:50,087
I can't even remember
all their names. Give me a hand.

494
00:41:50,493 --> 00:41:52,370
Keep playing, Paul.

495
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:58,531
Bet you can't either. Quick, tell me, what
was the name of the girl in Philadelphia?

496
00:41:58,853 --> 00:42:01,162
The blonde with the television show?

497
00:42:03,373 --> 00:42:07,651
Oh, the blonde with the television
show in Philadelphia?

498
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:11,328
I remember that girl's name.
Because that girl meant something to me.

499
00:42:11,413 --> 00:42:15,452
The blonde with the television show,
her name was Sweetheart.

500
00:42:18,693 --> 00:42:21,161
- Honey?
- No.

501
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,964
Baby?

502
00:42:25,093 --> 00:42:27,812
I can't remember her name.

503
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:30,123
Dorothy.

504
00:42:30,213 --> 00:42:32,807
- Dorothy.
- Who cares?

505
00:42:32,893 --> 00:42:35,248
I can't remember her name.

506
00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:42,361
The number's lookin' good.

507
00:42:42,453 --> 00:42:44,444
Keep working.

508
00:42:49,373 --> 00:42:53,730
- Is he gonna cut the number?
- No, I don't think so, Paul.

509
00:42:53,813 --> 00:42:56,373
He's gonna cut it. He's gonna cut it.

510
00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:03,691
Oh, God, that man.
He's gonna drive me crazy.

511
00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:19,524
It's showtime, folks.

512
00:43:24,853 --> 00:43:28,004
It's... it's not quite ready yet.

513
00:43:28,093 --> 00:43:31,972
And, Paul, it's not exactly
the way we talked about it.

514
00:43:32,053 --> 00:43:34,408
- Hm?
- It's a little different.

515
00:43:34,493 --> 00:43:37,166
- Mind doing that somewhere else?
- Sorry.

516
00:43:37,253 --> 00:43:40,609
If you wanna come in, I'll show it
to you in about five minutes.

517
00:43:40,893 --> 00:43:43,248
I wanna get a drink of water.

518
00:44:13,653 --> 00:44:17,566
Take off with us

519
00:44:18,893 --> 00:44:23,921
Take off with us

520
00:44:24,053 --> 00:44:25,486
We're warmin' up so

521
00:44:25,573 --> 00:44:27,291
We're warmin' up

522
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:30,410
NY to LA

523
00:44:30,893 --> 00:44:33,771
Going all the way

524
00:44:33,853 --> 00:44:36,367
Won't you climb aboard

525
00:44:36,453 --> 00:44:41,971
You'll ride as smooth as glass

526
00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:44,807
Glass

527
00:44:45,453 --> 00:44:48,604
Meet our friendly, eager crew

528
00:44:51,493 --> 00:44:54,849
They only live to service you

529
00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:58,528
Service, service, service you

530
00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:02,288
This flight, this flight comes complete

531
00:45:02,373 --> 00:45:05,046
With your choice of seat

532
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:13,286
And any seat you grab will be first class

533
00:45:16,893 --> 00:45:19,965
Up there, where the clouds are pillowy

534
00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:23,284
You're as close to heaven
as you'll ever be

535
00:45:23,613 --> 00:45:25,604
Lean back, relax

536
00:45:26,533 --> 00:45:29,366
Here come the snacks

537
00:45:29,453 --> 00:45:32,286
Drop your diet, have a fall

538
00:45:32,373 --> 00:45:35,922
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop with one

539
00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:42,603
Try 'em all

540
00:45:42,693 --> 00:45:46,242
Try 'em all

541
00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:49,689
The music's ready to begin

542
00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:57,405
Take out your headset, plug it in

543
00:45:57,653 --> 00:46:00,292
What's your answer, chum?

544
00:46:00,973 --> 00:46:03,726
Are you gonna come?

545
00:46:03,813 --> 00:46:06,805
On the coolest, hottest

546
00:46:06,893 --> 00:46:09,168
Coolest, hottest

547
00:46:09,253 --> 00:46:16,409
Coolest, hottest trip that's ever been

548
00:46:23,293 --> 00:46:25,284
Lean back, relax

549
00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:32,763
Thanks, thanks a lot, but it's
not exactly over yet. Murray?

550
00:46:32,893 --> 00:46:35,202
Smoke, smoke.

551
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:38,365
Smoke... Smoke...

552
00:46:39,613 --> 00:46:42,730
The lights go down
and a light comes up over there.

553
00:46:43,493 --> 00:46:48,521
Welcome. Welcome aboard Air Rotica.

554
00:46:48,613 --> 00:46:52,242
Take off with us

555
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,282
Flying not only coast to coast...

556
00:46:55,373 --> 00:46:59,412
...but anywhere your desires
and fantasies wish to take you.

557
00:46:59,493 --> 00:47:03,202
Take off with us

558
00:47:04,053 --> 00:47:06,613
Let us all get to know one another.

559
00:47:06,813 --> 00:47:12,046
- Remember, we can take you anywhere.
- They're taking their clothes off.

560
00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:13,361
Mm-hm.

561
00:47:13,453 --> 00:47:18,049
Just reach out your hand
and introduce yourselves.

562
00:47:18,493 --> 00:47:21,405
- My name is Sam.
- My name is Otto.

563
00:47:22,973 --> 00:47:25,407
- My name is Jennifer.
- My name is Rima.

564
00:47:25,813 --> 00:47:27,644
- Gary.
- John.

565
00:47:48,893 --> 00:47:52,932
Uh-oh. I think we just lost
the family audience.

566
00:49:08,693 --> 00:49:10,570
- My name is Candace.
- My name is Jennifer.

567
00:49:10,653 --> 00:49:12,371
- My name is Rima.
- My name is Danny.

568
00:49:12,453 --> 00:49:14,284
- My name is Autumn.
- My name's Sandahl.

569
00:49:14,373 --> 00:49:16,250
- My name is John.
- My name is Gary.

570
00:49:19,893 --> 00:49:24,205
And don't forget about
our group fun, fun, fun plan.

571
00:50:31,053 --> 00:50:33,647
Now Sinatra will never record it.

572
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:26,644
Then an actor comes out
from the side of the stage and says...

573
00:51:27,453 --> 00:51:30,206
- "Not once, during any of our flights..."
- Goodbye.

574
00:51:30,293 --> 00:51:32,807
- See you around.
- Hope to see you again real soon.

575
00:51:32,893 --> 00:51:36,442
"...of any real human communication".

576
00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,285
- Well, uh...
- Goodbye.

577
00:51:38,373 --> 00:51:42,605
"Our motto is: we take you
everywhere, but get you nowhere".

578
00:51:50,213 --> 00:51:54,923
Boy, I hate to hurt his feelings,
but we can't have that on a stage.

579
00:51:56,253 --> 00:51:58,244
Take five.

580
00:52:04,373 --> 00:52:06,364
Well?

581
00:52:07,373 --> 00:52:10,968
Yeah, it's, um... it's, uh...

582
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,851
interesting.

583
00:52:14,933 --> 00:52:17,003
Yes, very interesting.

584
00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:19,323
Did you like it?

585
00:52:19,413 --> 00:52:22,246
- It's unusual.
- Mm-hm, very unusual.

586
00:52:33,893 --> 00:52:37,442
Oh, I don't think they liked it.

587
00:52:39,533 --> 00:52:41,524
What do you think?

588
00:52:42,093 --> 00:52:47,611
I don't know about the audiences, but
I think it's the best work you've ever done.

589
00:52:53,133 --> 00:52:55,124
You son of a bitch.

590
00:52:57,773 --> 00:53:03,052
Jesus Christ! Sex, sex, sex - can't he
ever think of anything else but sex?

591
00:53:03,733 --> 00:53:06,531
That's his sickness.

592
00:53:09,693 --> 00:53:13,003
Nah, nothin' I ever do is good enough.

593
00:53:13,093 --> 00:53:17,928
It's not beautiful enough, it's not
funny enough, it's not deep enough...

594
00:53:18,013 --> 00:53:20,288
It's not anything enough.

595
00:53:20,733 --> 00:53:25,124
Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect.

596
00:53:25,213 --> 00:53:30,765
I mean, that's perfect. I wanna look up to God
and say "How the hell did you do that?"

597
00:53:30,853 --> 00:53:35,722
- "And why the hell can't I do that?"
- That's probably one of your better con lines.

598
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:39,010
Yeah, it is. But that
doesn't mean I don't mean it.

599
00:53:40,013 --> 00:53:42,083
<i>If I were God...</i>

600
00:53:42,173 --> 00:53:44,528
<i>Sometimes I think I am...</i>

601
00:53:46,213 --> 00:53:48,522
<i>Depends on the shit you're smoking...</i>

602
00:53:48,613 --> 00:53:52,891
<i>If I were God, man,
everybody would live for ever.</i>

603
00:53:52,973 --> 00:53:56,932
<i>No death, man. No pennies
on the eyes for anybody.</i>

604
00:53:57,013 --> 00:53:59,652
<i>You know, man, death
is really a hip thing now.</i>

605
00:54:00,093 --> 00:54:01,811
<i>Death is in.</i>

606
00:54:01,893 --> 00:54:07,172
<i>Books, magazine articles, TVshows, Ken
and Barbie dolls with a mutual suicide pact...</i>

607
00:54:07,253 --> 00:54:09,209
<i>Buried them in a little shoebox.</i>

608
00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:13,650
<i>Knew a guy who bought a pair of them.
He was into doll necrophilia.</i>

609
00:54:15,053 --> 00:54:17,089
<i>If it cuts...</i>

610
00:54:17,173 --> 00:54:20,643
<i>- All right, little thing. Oooh!
- It's terrific.</i>

611
00:54:20,733 --> 00:54:25,648
<i>There's a lady in Chicago, man,
wrote a book. Dr Kьbler-Ross, with a dash.</i>

612
00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:29,772
<i>This chick, man, without
the benefit of dying herself,</i>

613
00:54:30,453 --> 00:54:33,525
<i>has broken the process
of death into five stages.</i>

614
00:54:33,613 --> 00:54:36,571
<i>Anger, denial, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.</i>

615
00:54:36,653 --> 00:54:38,883
<i>- That's it.
- Sounds like a Jewish law firm.</i>

616
00:54:38,973 --> 00:54:43,205
- Got time to make some changes?
- Not and make the screening tonight, no.

617
00:54:43,293 --> 00:54:46,808
- I cannot believe people are gonna see this.
- Neither can I.

618
00:54:46,893 --> 00:54:49,691
- It's a bomb.
- Really?

619
00:54:49,773 --> 00:54:54,722
Yeah, really. You'll have to make a speech.
Tell 'em it's a rough cut, we're not finished...

620
00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:57,725
- Tell 'em any excuse you can think of.
- Why don't you tell 'em?

621
00:54:57,813 --> 00:55:01,408
- I'm not gonna be there.
- You're not coming? Where you gonna be?

622
00:55:01,493 --> 00:55:05,805
Hiding someplace, probably
vomiting, or drinking, or both.

623
00:55:05,893 --> 00:55:08,168
We'll start recutting Monday morning.

624
00:55:09,053 --> 00:55:10,964
They bought that love story?

625
00:55:11,053 --> 00:55:14,523
Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't answering the phone.

626
00:55:14,693 --> 00:55:16,604
<i>I think they told me they liked it.</i>

627
00:55:16,693 --> 00:55:21,528
Just wasn't answering the phone...
Come on, don't bullshit a bullshitter.

628
00:55:21,853 --> 00:55:24,242
No, I don't believe you either.

629
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:27,643
I'll have her home by 10.30, don't worry. Bye.

630
00:55:30,053 --> 00:55:32,044
Oh, shit.

631
00:55:34,973 --> 00:55:39,444
Hello. Stacy? Oh, listen,
I'm sorry. I'm in a meeting.

632
00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:41,922
Just don't panic on the staircase.

633
00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:46,332
At least three people said
how much they liked the screening.

634
00:55:47,493 --> 00:55:51,327
One was my producer, one was
my lawyer and one was Michelle's mother.

635
00:55:51,413 --> 00:55:55,645
Oh, Joe, everybody loved it. We tried to
tell you that last night. You wouldn't listen.

636
00:55:55,733 --> 00:55:59,328
You know, that was the first R-rated
movie I ever saw, and I loved it.

637
00:55:59,413 --> 00:56:02,723
- Did you understand it?
- Well, I understood everything

638
00:56:02,813 --> 00:56:06,931
except the part where the two girls
were in bed together and they were kissing.

639
00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:08,969
What was that supposed to mean?

640
00:56:09,053 --> 00:56:11,044
- Is dinner ready yet?
- No.

641
00:56:11,173 --> 00:56:15,883
- What was that supposed to mean?
- Well, Michelle, uh,

642
00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:18,328
there are certain women who...

643
00:56:18,413 --> 00:56:20,688
- Who...?
- Thanks a lot.

644
00:56:22,733 --> 00:56:27,124
There are certain women
who just don't relate to men, so they...

645
00:56:27,213 --> 00:56:31,206
I think lesbian scenes are a big turn-off.

646
00:56:34,133 --> 00:56:35,646
I shoulda cut it.

647
00:56:36,813 --> 00:56:40,089
- What's goin' on here?
- Never mind. You'll find out.

648
00:56:41,173 --> 00:56:43,971
- Couldn't I be doin' somethin'?
- Just turn off the lights when we tell you.

649
00:56:46,933 --> 00:56:50,130
- Turn on the phonograph when we tell you.
- Yes, ma'am.

650
00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,964
Oh, no, don't...

651
00:56:56,653 --> 00:56:59,087
- Where'd you get those hats?
- Not tellin' ya.

652
00:56:59,173 --> 00:57:01,971
That's for us to know and for you to find out.

653
00:57:02,573 --> 00:57:07,931
- Oh, the lights, lights, lights.
- Joe, could you turn off the lights, please?

654
00:57:08,653 --> 00:57:11,087
Now turn on those whachamacallit lights.

655
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,724
Yes, ma'am.

656
00:57:20,893 --> 00:57:22,087
Crash!

657
00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:27,645
Ladies and gentlemen, in honour
of El Stinko, El Blotto's screening

658
00:57:27,733 --> 00:57:30,452
<i>of Joe Gideon's new film, The Stand-up,</i>

659
00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:35,288
we are proud to present those two
dancing sensations Jagger and Gideon!

660
00:57:35,373 --> 00:57:39,127
- Gideon and Jagger.
- Gideon and Jagger.

661
00:57:39,213 --> 00:57:42,728
Give us our music, Joe.
In an under-rehearsed tribute.

662
00:57:42,813 --> 00:57:46,010
- Sit down, Joe, sit down.
- Sit down, Daddy.

663
00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:51,284
And... go!

664
00:57:53,253 --> 00:57:56,006
- I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous too.

665
00:57:59,853 --> 00:58:02,208
Let's go, let's go.

666
00:58:12,813 --> 00:58:15,566
<i>When trumpets... were mellow</i>

667
00:58:16,213 --> 00:58:19,569
<i>And everyone only had one fellow</i>

668
00:58:19,653 --> 00:58:22,531
<i>No need to remember when</i>

669
00:58:22,613 --> 00:58:25,605
<i>Cos everything old is new again</i>

670
00:58:25,693 --> 00:58:28,605
I said everything old is new again

671
00:58:28,693 --> 00:58:33,403
<i>Dancin'at your... Long Island
jazz-age parties</i>

672
00:58:33,493 --> 00:58:36,132
<i>Waiter, let me have some more Bacardis</i>

673
00:58:36,693 --> 00:58:39,571
<i>Let's order now what they ordered then</i>

674
00:58:39,653 --> 00:58:42,645
<i>Cos everything old is new again</i>

675
00:58:43,413 --> 00:58:46,803
<i>- Get out your white suit, tap shoes and tails
- Scoop, scoop...</i>

676
00:58:46,893 --> 00:58:50,044
<i>- Let's go backward when forward fails
- Strut.</i>

677
00:58:50,133 --> 00:58:53,569
<i>Movie stars that you thought are long-dead</i>

678
00:58:53,653 --> 00:58:57,168
<i>- Now are framed beside your bed
- Look familiar, Joe?</i>

679
00:58:58,053 --> 00:59:00,408
<i>Don't throw the past away</i>

680
00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:03,212
<i>You might need it some rainy day</i>

681
00:59:03,853 --> 00:59:06,572
<i>Dreams can come true again</i>

682
00:59:06,653 --> 00:59:09,963
<i>Cos everything old is new again</i>

683
00:59:10,053 --> 00:59:13,250
I said everything old is new again

684
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:17,292
<i>Get out your white suit,
your tap shoes and tails</i>

685
00:59:17,373 --> 00:59:20,445
<i>Let's go backward when forward fails</i>

686
00:59:20,893 --> 00:59:23,327
<i>Leave Greta Garbo alone</i>

687
00:59:23,413 --> 00:59:26,689
<i>- Go get him!
- Be a movie star on your own</i>

688
00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:30,561
<i>And don't throw... don't throw the past away</i>

689
00:59:30,653 --> 00:59:33,929
<i>Oh, we're all gonna need it some rainy day</i>

690
00:59:34,813 --> 00:59:36,929
<i>Dreams can come true again</i>

691
00:59:37,013 --> 00:59:40,289
<i>Well, everything old is new again</i>

692
00:59:40,373 --> 00:59:43,922
<i>I said everything old is new again</i>

693
00:59:44,893 --> 00:59:48,283
<i>- Pretty pictures.
- I might fall...</i>

694
00:59:48,533 --> 00:59:52,162
I might fall

695
00:59:52,573 --> 00:59:55,565
<i>- In love...
- Watch your feet.</i>

696
00:59:56,013 --> 01:00:00,052
In love

697
01:00:00,133 --> 01:00:02,249
<i>With...</i>

698
01:00:03,453 --> 01:00:05,444
<i>You again!</i>

699
01:00:12,573 --> 01:00:14,370
- Can we do it again?
- I don't wanna.

700
01:00:37,493 --> 01:00:39,643
It's showtime, folks.

701
01:00:41,093 --> 01:00:44,369
And these two columns
revolve New York to LA.

702
01:00:44,453 --> 01:00:47,445
And over here on the other side,
the same thing.

703
01:00:47,533 --> 01:00:51,811
There's two staircases down here and
two more that come back into the orchestra.

704
01:00:51,893 --> 01:00:56,364
Oh, yeah, and this centrepiece
moves out for the interior scenes,

705
01:00:56,453 --> 01:00:58,887
and up there, that's Stan.

706
01:01:00,173 --> 01:01:02,926
You'll get familiar with it when we start.

707
01:01:03,013 --> 01:01:08,565
OK, now, all I wanna do now
is to read easily through the script,

708
01:01:08,653 --> 01:01:12,407
and, frankly, I'm not too
familiar with it myself.

709
01:01:15,373 --> 01:01:20,322
So if we go through it, then you'll give Paul
and me some rough idea of what we've got.

710
01:01:20,413 --> 01:01:25,533
OK, no acting.
Everyone just take it easy. Easy.

711
01:01:26,453 --> 01:01:28,284
All right, lights up.

712
01:01:28,373 --> 01:01:32,605
Audrey, you have your first number,
and then you begin reading on page two.

713
01:01:33,653 --> 01:01:37,009
You see, Sammy, in California,
everybody needs a car.

714
01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:41,450
I got a friend who bought a Mercedes
just to get to the bathroom.

715
01:03:11,693 --> 01:03:18,531
I guess only in America can a 24-year-old girl
like me own a house like this in Beverly Hills.

716
01:03:22,533 --> 01:03:25,570
Thank you all very much.
You've done a wonderful job.

717
01:03:25,653 --> 01:03:30,852
Take an hour and a half for lunch.
Don't forget to sign the Boston hotel list.

718
01:03:54,693 --> 01:03:56,684
Excuse me.

719
01:04:05,013 --> 01:04:08,164
There's no use to panic till
we find out what it really is.

720
01:04:08,253 --> 01:04:09,527
Do stop that.

721
01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:15,532
<i>Dr Ballinger is looking at him now.
Ballinger is the best there is, Audrey.</i>

722
01:04:15,613 --> 01:04:20,448
- Dr Hyman, we just left him. He seemed fine.
- Just fine.

723
01:04:20,533 --> 01:04:24,367
Well, he called. He said he had
chest pains, his left arm was numb...

724
01:04:24,933 --> 01:04:29,688
<i>I'm a little bewildered myself.
I checked him about a month ago.</i>

725
01:04:29,773 --> 01:04:34,324
All right, who's in charge of this all-important
show that Mr Gideon keeps talking about?

726
01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:36,131
l guess I am.

727
01:04:36,213 --> 01:04:39,967
Mr Gideon is having attacks of angina
that could lead to a massive coronary.

728
01:04:40,053 --> 01:04:43,409
Oh, shit! I gotta get to rehearsals.
I'm fine. What do doctors know?

729
01:04:43,493 --> 01:04:46,087
About angina, a little more
than show people.

730
01:04:46,173 --> 01:04:49,609
If you wanna leave, fine,
but I think you'll die. Can I see you?

731
01:04:49,693 --> 01:04:51,684
Dr Hyman.

732
01:04:54,253 --> 01:04:57,768
The pain is gone. Nothing wrong
with me a rewrite wouldn't cure.

733
01:04:57,853 --> 01:05:01,528
- Couple of good jokes is what I need.
- You can't leave now.

734
01:05:01,613 --> 01:05:04,127
- Yes, I can.
- Damn it, Joe!

735
01:05:04,493 --> 01:05:07,405
Didn't you hear what the doctorjust said?

736
01:05:07,493 --> 01:05:08,642
Please, stay.

737
01:05:15,102 --> 01:05:19,334
- Joey, I've been talking to Dr Ballinger...
- Jonesy, wait a minute.

738
01:05:19,422 --> 01:05:24,371
Let me talk to the star here. If I stay,
how much time are we talking about?

739
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,930
At least two or three weeks.

740
01:05:27,022 --> 01:05:30,731
You've got to be kidding!
l got a show to put on.

741
01:05:30,822 --> 01:05:35,213
Jonesy, for Chrissakes, will you talk to these
people? They don't understand anything.

742
01:05:35,302 --> 01:05:38,135
- Oh, Jesus...
- What's wrong?

743
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,932
- Miss Collins. All right, easy.
- Damn it.

744
01:05:41,022 --> 01:05:45,413
You guys are doin' this to me.
I wasn't sick until I got here.

745
01:05:45,662 --> 01:05:48,381
- What's wrong with him?
- It's exhaustion.

746
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:53,813
You're lying to me.

747
01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:56,291
Yes.

748
01:05:59,782 --> 01:06:02,933
<i>Uh, no. No, I'm not a member
of his immediate family.</i>

749
01:06:03,022 --> 01:06:05,536
<i>I'm, uh... I'm his girIfriend.</i>

750
01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:10,856
Well, can I leave a message for him, please?
Could you tell him that K...? Hello?

751
01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:16,976
<i>It was just simply exhaustion.</i>

752
01:06:17,062 --> 01:06:19,530
<i>He just tried to do too much.</i>

753
01:06:19,622 --> 01:06:21,931
<i>Anyway,</i>

754
01:06:22,022 --> 01:06:25,537
we've made a decision
to postpone the show for four months.

755
01:06:25,742 --> 01:06:29,212
- The doctors assure us Joe will be fine.
- There goes my new apartment.

756
01:06:29,302 --> 01:06:32,851
Therefore the show will
definitely be done. I promise.

757
01:06:34,942 --> 01:06:39,413
Now, we're aware of the financial burdens...

758
01:06:39,502 --> 01:06:43,381
l gave up a TV series. What a dummy.

759
01:06:43,462 --> 01:06:50,334
We're prepared to try to get you
temporary jobs, or even lend you money.

760
01:06:50,422 --> 01:06:53,937
Jonesy, Jonesy, easy on
the money, easy on the money.

761
01:06:54,302 --> 01:06:57,021
All right, Larry, all right, OK.

762
01:06:57,822 --> 01:07:00,894
We don't have a lot of cash available, but...

763
01:07:00,982 --> 01:07:03,780
what l'd like to say to you is,

764
01:07:03,862 --> 01:07:09,175
l... we... think of you all as family.

765
01:07:09,262 --> 01:07:11,617
- Bullshit.
- And we want to do everything

766
01:07:11,702 --> 01:07:15,581
we possibly can to keep you all together.

767
01:07:15,662 --> 01:07:18,972
<i>I was with him last night.
Already he's much better.</i>

768
01:07:19,062 --> 01:07:22,691
<i>I just left him an hour ago.
He was in a great mood.</i>

769
01:07:22,782 --> 01:07:25,694
<i>Making jokes, making passes
at all the nurses.</i>

770
01:07:25,782 --> 01:07:31,618
And he told me to tell all of you, he has
a terrific idea for a new hospital number.

771
01:07:31,702 --> 01:07:35,661
Hold it, Audrey, hold it.
Hospital number, hospital number!

772
01:07:35,742 --> 01:07:38,700
Just give me a minute.
Stanley, give me some room.

773
01:07:38,782 --> 01:07:41,819
- How does the title "Hospital Hop" grab you?
- It grabs me.

774
01:07:41,902 --> 01:07:43,893
Great, great.

775
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,895
- I think I got it. I got it!
- I think he's got it. He's got it.

776
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:51,576
Stan, help me out, please.

777
01:07:52,222 --> 01:07:54,178
Clap your hands.

778
01:07:59,382 --> 01:08:00,371
Cheer up.

779
01:08:01,422 --> 01:08:03,890
<i>Let's go! Everybody.</i>

780
01:08:14,742 --> 01:08:20,374
And, Lucas, they are without question
an absolutely marvellous cast.

781
01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:25,411
Now we gotta wait around for four months.
Maybe even lose them.

782
01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:31,611
l can see where iќd be difficult to hold
a cast like that together. It's really a shame.

783
01:08:31,702 --> 01:08:35,775
And, of course, even after
four months, a heart attack...

784
01:08:36,982 --> 01:08:39,542
There's no guarantee
that he'll be able to work.

785
01:08:39,622 --> 01:08:41,374
None.

786
01:08:41,462 --> 01:08:44,101
Jules, it's still too bright.

787
01:08:45,462 --> 01:08:49,341
- Take number seven down five.
- And he's the greatest.

788
01:08:52,022 --> 01:08:55,935
And, Lucas, I think we have a sure hit.

789
01:08:56,582 --> 01:08:58,732
A sure hit.

790
01:08:58,822 --> 01:09:01,131
Reads like a dream.

791
01:09:01,982 --> 01:09:06,373
- l'd love to read it sometime.
- I'll get a copy to you this afternoon.

792
01:09:06,462 --> 01:09:09,340
Oh, I forgot. Wait a minute.

793
01:09:10,902 --> 01:09:14,338
I've got one right here with me.

794
01:09:14,422 --> 01:09:16,890
Dimmer five up to three.

795
01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:19,737
Hold that, hold that. That's good.

796
01:09:20,342 --> 01:09:23,698
Of course, I know you couldn't
care less about the money.

797
01:09:23,782 --> 01:09:26,137
What do you think about this, Lucas?

798
01:09:26,222 --> 01:09:28,213
Is it any better?

799
01:09:29,662 --> 01:09:33,416
No. No, no. It needs to be more... shadowy.

800
01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:37,017
We talked about this, Jules.
It's a seduction scene.

801
01:09:38,142 --> 01:09:40,372
All right, take the shadow lights to half.

802
01:09:41,742 --> 01:09:45,178
How much... is Joe getting?

803
01:09:46,022 --> 01:09:49,492
5% of the gross until payoff,
then he goes to 6%.

804
01:09:49,582 --> 01:09:53,700
20% of all subsidiary rights,
including a movie sale.

805
01:09:59,222 --> 01:10:03,420
Well, of course
my schedule's impossible, but...

806
01:10:07,822 --> 01:10:10,780
You know how I feel about you, Jonesy.

807
01:10:11,382 --> 01:10:15,421
- You've been like a father to me.
- And you a son to me.

808
01:10:16,622 --> 01:10:19,659
l always look for the worst in people.

809
01:10:19,742 --> 01:10:24,258
- A piece of you in them?
- Yeah, a piece of me.

810
01:10:24,342 --> 01:10:26,412
And, generally, I find it.

811
01:10:26,502 --> 01:10:29,574
Well, it may take you years, but you'll find it.

812
01:10:30,102 --> 01:10:32,935
Oh, you're cute. You are cute.

813
01:10:40,342 --> 01:10:45,370
It's looking better. I think we'll move you
upstairs to a private room for a while.

814
01:10:45,462 --> 01:10:47,498
Oh, yeah.

815
01:10:47,582 --> 01:10:51,291
But you'd better rest.
If you don't, you're in for a lot of trouble.

816
01:10:51,382 --> 01:10:54,294
Oh, I will, doctor.

817
01:10:54,382 --> 01:10:57,340
l promise. I will.

818
01:11:12,662 --> 01:11:14,220
Mr Gideon.

819
01:11:22,262 --> 01:11:24,378
Mr Gideon, what are you doing?

820
01:11:25,062 --> 01:11:27,451
Oh, this? I was just getting rid of it.

821
01:11:27,542 --> 01:11:30,693
l caught someone smoking,
and I told him a man in my condition

822
01:11:30,782 --> 01:11:32,932
shouldn't even be around smoke.

823
01:11:41,302 --> 01:11:44,374
I'm telling ya, Gideon,
l got real insight into you.

824
01:11:44,462 --> 01:11:47,454
There's a deep-rooted fear
of being conventional.

825
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:49,533
Right.

826
01:11:54,782 --> 01:11:59,492
Your blood pressure is higher than we hoped.
Your cardiograms haven't improved one bit.

827
01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:03,131
Now, if you don't give a damn,
it's hard to expect us to.

828
01:12:11,382 --> 01:12:13,373
Mr Gideon!

829
01:12:14,662 --> 01:12:19,895
I'll leave these menus with you. Please check
off what you want for the coming weeks, OK?

830
01:12:19,982 --> 01:12:23,531
Monday, I'll have roast beef,
Tuesday, chicken, Wednesday, steak,

831
01:12:23,622 --> 01:12:27,331
Thursday, I plan to be dead,
so... I'll just have something light.

832
01:12:27,422 --> 01:12:29,299
Mr Gideon!

833
01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:38,812
<i>She wrote a little note on the back.
She said you'd understand.</i>

834
01:12:38,902 --> 01:12:44,181
"Dear loving, giving, generous" -
underlined four times - "Dad,

835
01:12:44,262 --> 01:12:50,895
l hear nurses are nice people, hint, hint.
Your poor, brotherless daughter".

836
01:12:51,702 --> 01:12:54,296
Joe, what does it mean?

837
01:12:55,222 --> 01:12:59,852
It means she's inherited her mother's
determination, that's what it means.

838
01:13:11,582 --> 01:13:16,975
<i>Oh, no... Thank you, thank you. No, no...
You're wonderful, wonderful.</i>

839
01:13:17,062 --> 01:13:20,611
<i>The word superstar is greatly
overused in this business.</i>

840
01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:24,897
<i>But for my next guest, the word
superstar is totally inadequate.</i>

841
01:13:24,982 --> 01:13:29,021
<i>Whenever I do a benefit-
and I've done 150, 60, 70, this year,</i>

842
01:13:29,102 --> 01:13:35,177
<i>all for very worthy causes - I can always
count on this dude to be right there with me.</i>

843
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:38,136
<i>I feel humbled in his presence.</i>

844
01:13:38,222 --> 01:13:42,340
<i>From deep, deep in here, ladies
and gentlemen, let me lay on you...</i>

845
01:13:42,462 --> 01:13:45,022
<i>- A great entertainer.
- a great entertainer,</i>

846
01:13:45,102 --> 01:13:47,536
<i>- A great humanitarian.
- a great humanitarian,</i>

847
01:13:47,622 --> 01:13:52,218
<i>- And my dear friend for 25 years.
- and my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years.</i>

848
01:13:52,782 --> 01:13:56,741
- You missed by five years.
- Oh, boy, do I hate show business.

849
01:13:56,822 --> 01:14:01,054
- Joey, you love show business.
- That's right, I love show business.

850
01:14:01,142 --> 01:14:02,780
I'll go either way.

851
01:14:13,702 --> 01:14:16,136
l got insight into you, Gideon.

852
01:14:16,222 --> 01:14:21,296
You know what's underneath?
The dreadful fear that you're ordinary,

853
01:14:21,382 --> 01:14:23,054
not special.

854
01:14:23,742 --> 01:14:25,733
Right.

855
01:14:26,782 --> 01:14:29,250
Oh, I think...

856
01:14:30,262 --> 01:14:32,218
I think...

857
01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:36,978
- I'm getting an erection.
- Oh, Mr Gideon, don't do that.

858
01:14:37,502 --> 01:14:42,622
That sex thing, Jesus. Listen,
l wouldn't say you were a faggot,

859
01:14:43,302 --> 01:14:47,090
but you do have a lot
of feminine characteristics, right?

860
01:14:51,062 --> 01:14:52,734
Right.

861
01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:03,217
You are foolishly and childishly
flirting with disaster.

862
01:15:03,302 --> 01:15:08,740
Joey, you're really crazy!
What do you wanna do, kill yourself?

863
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:15,215
Dr Ballinger told me to get a little exercise.

864
01:15:17,302 --> 01:15:20,100
Everything he does seems
to be a denial of his condition.

865
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,412
Dr Ballinger, every time I've seen him,

866
01:15:22,502 --> 01:15:26,495
l get the impression that
he doesn't care whether he lives or dies.

867
01:15:26,582 --> 01:15:29,335
Yes, I know. But I think he cares a lot.

868
01:15:29,422 --> 01:15:32,539
OK, we'll limit his visitors
to no more than two.

869
01:15:32,622 --> 01:15:34,533
<i>Joe, I wish you could have been there.</i>

870
01:15:34,862 --> 01:15:37,456
9.30 this morning,
before a single review was out,

871
01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:43,936
<i>the line at Cinema One was around the
block. The people know. The people know.</i>

872
01:15:44,022 --> 01:15:50,495
<i>This broke every first-day record.
It's a blockbuster. I mean a blockbuster.</i>

873
01:15:51,022 --> 01:15:55,334
And those guys in California...
You wouldn't believe the telephone calls.

874
01:15:55,422 --> 01:16:00,894
<i>"Congratulations", they say. "We're glad
you took your time. It was worth it".</i>

875
01:16:00,982 --> 01:16:05,692
They said "Every dollar that we put
in that film is up there on the screen".

876
01:16:05,782 --> 01:16:09,570
I'm telling you, they're talking about
a $3.5 million advertising budget.

877
01:16:09,662 --> 01:16:13,132
3.5 million dollars! I'm sorry. Excuse me.

878
01:16:13,222 --> 01:16:18,296
Do you believe that? 3.5 million dollars. This
picture is gonna go right through the roof.

879
01:16:18,382 --> 01:16:21,818
Right through... the roof.

880
01:16:22,302 --> 01:16:27,251
Look at those reviews. See it?
We did it. Joe, we did it.

881
01:16:27,342 --> 01:16:29,412
Where are the bad ones?

882
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:31,572
There are no bad ones.

883
01:16:31,662 --> 01:16:33,653
Josh...

884
01:16:33,742 --> 01:16:37,371
Well, there were a couple that
quibbled a little. I left them at the office.

885
01:16:37,462 --> 01:16:41,296
Josh, I want you to do me a favour -
don't show them to me.

886
01:16:41,382 --> 01:16:43,976
Never. How were the television reviews?

887
01:16:44,062 --> 01:16:48,852
I think we got Leslie Perry.
At the screening, she told me she loved it.

888
01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:54,619
<i>Following Gideon's triumphant directorial
achievement with "50 Beautiful Girls, 50",</i>

889
01:16:54,702 --> 01:16:56,818
<i>when he won every possible award,</i>

890
01:16:56,902 --> 01:17:01,134
<i>it would be nice to report that
Mr Gideon's latest effort, "The Stand-up",</i>

891
01:17:01,222 --> 01:17:04,259
<i>starring Davis Newman, was a better film.</i>

892
01:17:04,342 --> 01:17:08,540
Oh, boy, here it comes.

893
01:17:08,622 --> 01:17:10,692
Joey, turn it off, please.

894
01:17:10,782 --> 01:17:15,902
<i>... falls into his characteristic weakness
of trying too hard to please, to entertain.</i>

895
01:17:15,982 --> 01:17:20,658
<i>- Josh, no. I wanna hear it.
- The razzle-dazzle sometimes obliterates...</i>

896
01:17:20,742 --> 01:17:23,654
- What does she know?
- She never gives a good review.

897
01:17:23,742 --> 01:17:27,735
That woman is totally unqualified
to criticise anything.

898
01:17:27,822 --> 01:17:31,132
- She doesn't know a damn thing about film.
- Or anything.

899
01:17:31,222 --> 01:17:35,295
<i>She's not even reviewing a film.
She's telling you how clever she is.</i>

900
01:17:35,382 --> 01:17:39,057
<i>... where the has-been comic,
played impeccably by Davis Newman,</i>

901
01:17:39,142 --> 01:17:42,293
<i>demonstrates his former
brilliance in a monologue</i>

902
01:17:42,382 --> 01:17:46,898
<i>where clearly director Gideon
gave Mr Newman free rein.</i>

903
01:17:46,982 --> 01:17:51,976
<i>Rising above rather commonplace material,
the actor creates a classic comic...</i>

904
01:17:52,062 --> 01:17:55,975
l guarantee this picture
will do 30 million domestic, at least.

905
01:17:56,102 --> 01:17:58,855
- One of you better get somebody.
- What?

906
01:18:00,302 --> 01:18:02,099
I think I'm in trouble.

907
01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:05,891
<i>... chopping off the ends of scenes
before the drama is played out,</i>

908
01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:10,612
<i>left this reviewer with bewilderment
and a four-aspirin headache.</i>

909
01:18:11,102 --> 01:18:16,859
<i>Using my four-balloon rating system,
l give "The Stand-up" haIf a balloon.</i>

910
01:18:21,142 --> 01:18:25,613
- How are you feeling?
- The truth? I'm scared.

911
01:18:34,422 --> 01:18:36,174
Roll 'em.

912
01:18:36,262 --> 01:18:39,618
Action. Oh, my God...

913
01:18:47,262 --> 01:18:50,493
Ladies and gentlemen, the doctors.

914
01:18:50,862 --> 01:18:53,057
I'm Dr Hyman, the internist.

915
01:18:53,142 --> 01:18:55,178
I'm Dr Garry, the surgeon.

916
01:18:55,462 --> 01:18:58,693
- I'm Dr Ballinger, the cardiologist.
- Five, six, seven, eight...

917
01:18:58,782 --> 01:19:04,459
The heart is the viscus that maintains
the circulation of the blood.

918
01:19:11,742 --> 01:19:15,052
That means he had total blockage in...

919
01:19:15,782 --> 01:19:17,773
two arteries.

920
01:19:20,742 --> 01:19:24,860
<i>This is the man who would be
my first choice as a modern-day saint.</i>

921
01:19:24,942 --> 01:19:27,251
<i>When I was in those marches, like Selma,</i>

922
01:19:27,342 --> 01:19:30,459
<i>this brother was shufflin'
right alongside me,</i>

923
01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:34,171
<i>long before those cats who thought
civil rights was a hip scene</i>

924
01:19:34,262 --> 01:19:36,412
<i>and jumped on the blackwagon.</i>

925
01:19:37,342 --> 01:19:43,258
<i>The blackwagon! Oh, ladies
and gentlemen, let me lay on ya...</i>

926
01:19:43,342 --> 01:19:45,378
<i>- A great entertainer.
- a great entertainer,</i>

927
01:19:45,462 --> 01:19:48,181
<i>- A great humanitarian.
- a great humanitarian,</i>

928
01:19:48,262 --> 01:19:50,651
<i>- And my dearest friend.
- and my dearest friend</i>

929
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:52,812
<i>- Blah-blah.
- for 17 years.</i>

930
01:19:52,902 --> 01:19:55,894
<i>- Ladies and gentlemen...
- See how much I learn from you?</i>

931
01:19:55,982 --> 01:19:59,770
- I'm afraid you've learned too much from me.
- There you are, Mr Gideon.

932
01:19:59,862 --> 01:20:03,650
This is one of my A1,
first-rate, top-drawerjobs.

933
01:20:03,742 --> 01:20:06,540
That's it. Good luck tomorrow.

934
01:20:09,662 --> 01:20:11,892
What did you mean, I learned too much?

935
01:20:11,982 --> 01:20:14,815
You're gonna make it. I'm hardly ever wrong.

936
01:20:15,462 --> 01:20:17,453
Thanks.

937
01:20:22,062 --> 01:20:24,371
Remember last Tuesday night?

938
01:20:24,662 --> 01:20:27,335
It was raining... very hard.

939
01:20:28,462 --> 01:20:31,499
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was raining. What about it?

940
01:20:33,582 --> 01:20:35,573
I called you at midnight.

941
01:20:36,502 --> 01:20:38,891
I must have been walking the dog.

942
01:20:42,582 --> 01:20:45,938
I don't have time for this sort of thing.

943
01:20:46,022 --> 01:20:48,058
You were with someone.

944
01:20:49,102 --> 01:20:50,660
Yes.

945
01:20:52,662 --> 01:20:55,130
And you made love to him.

946
01:20:56,182 --> 01:20:58,173
Yeah.

947
01:21:00,582 --> 01:21:04,541
Well, that's it, huh? We're finished?

948
01:21:04,622 --> 01:21:06,613
I don't know.

949
01:21:08,102 --> 01:21:10,616
How do you feel about me?

950
01:21:10,702 --> 01:21:12,294
I love you.

951
01:21:12,382 --> 01:21:15,135
Then I guess we're not finished.

952
01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:20,734
Because I really do love you, Katie.

953
01:21:21,862 --> 01:21:25,377
<i>- You mean that?
- Ah, hell, no.</i>

954
01:21:25,502 --> 01:21:27,697
I was pissed off at her.

955
01:21:28,142 --> 01:21:31,054
I don't know. Yeah, I did mean it.

956
01:21:31,142 --> 01:21:35,533
Sort of. Sometimes I don't know where
the bullshit ends and the truth begins.

957
01:21:36,622 --> 01:21:39,056
<i>I just wanted to say something nice to her.</i>

958
01:21:39,342 --> 01:21:41,333
Why?

959
01:21:42,342 --> 01:21:43,821
In case...

960
01:21:45,902 --> 01:21:47,893
In case...

961
01:21:56,102 --> 01:21:58,536
In case.

962
01:22:06,902 --> 01:22:12,374
If I die, I'm sorry for all
the bad things I did to ya.

963
01:22:13,742 --> 01:22:19,658
And if I live, I'm sorry for all
the bad things I'm gonna do to you.

964
01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:29,615
...as stated in the declarations,
sustained directly as the result of injury,

965
01:22:29,702 --> 01:22:32,580
sickness, death of, or permanent disability...

966
01:22:32,662 --> 01:22:35,017
Excuse me, Mr Clark.

967
01:22:35,782 --> 01:22:38,342
<i>Larry, give me our figures.</i>

968
01:22:39,582 --> 01:22:45,896
Well, on an estimated
production budget of $941,000,

969
01:22:45,982 --> 01:22:49,895
with a contingency of 59,000
to round it out to the million,

970
01:22:50,342 --> 01:22:53,459
<i>so far we're in for
at least two-thirds of the fees.</i>

971
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:58,252
Design, 8,000, costumes, 8,000,
electrics, 4,000.

972
01:22:58,342 --> 01:23:04,292
We're in for the full director-choreographer,
15,000. Casting is another four.

973
01:23:04,702 --> 01:23:12,052
Construction of scenery, where more than
half has been done, that's 125,000... plus.

974
01:23:12,382 --> 01:23:15,180
<i>Stage manager's about 8,000.</i>

975
01:23:15,422 --> 01:23:20,860
Press agent 1500, musicians about... two.

976
01:23:21,462 --> 01:23:25,057
Assistants, secretaries, etc, 3,000.

977
01:23:25,142 --> 01:23:29,454
Rehearsal halls and auditions... 9500.

978
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:32,056
Script and administrative, 1500.

979
01:23:32,142 --> 01:23:35,418
Managers, l'd say... ten.

980
01:23:35,982 --> 01:23:42,535
Advertising and printing, about 20,000.
Orchestrations, so far, around 10,000.

981
01:23:44,502 --> 01:23:47,619
Legal, 10,000, auditing, 2,000,

982
01:23:48,302 --> 01:23:51,339
payroll taxes... maybe seven.

983
01:23:52,102 --> 01:23:57,051
Well, seven. Author's advances, 10,000,
equity bonds, 50,000.

984
01:23:57,142 --> 01:24:02,580
Rehearsal salaries, and we've made some
advances to a few of the cast, about 43,000.

985
01:24:02,662 --> 01:24:04,653
We're in for about...

986
01:24:05,502 --> 01:24:07,936
$480,500.

987
01:24:08,582 --> 01:24:11,301
Yes. That's the figure I had here.

988
01:24:11,382 --> 01:24:13,293
And change.

989
01:24:15,142 --> 01:24:17,292
Let me try to understand.

990
01:24:17,382 --> 01:24:20,692
Of that figure, how much do we recoup?

991
01:24:20,782 --> 01:24:24,616
Yeah, I'm confused too. Do we
get all of that, or part of it, or what?

992
01:24:24,702 --> 01:24:28,251
Simply, here are the options.
One, if Mr Gideon recovers

993
01:24:28,342 --> 01:24:33,177
and you resume production within the
180 days, we are not liable for any part of it.

994
01:24:33,262 --> 01:24:37,221
Two, if Mr Gideon should die and you resume
production with another director

995
01:24:37,302 --> 01:24:41,341
within the 180 days, we are still not liable.

996
01:24:42,142 --> 01:24:46,738
Three, however, if Mr Gideon
should expire before February 1,

997
01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:50,261
<i>and you abandon production,</i>

998
01:24:50,342 --> 01:24:52,856
we are liable for the full million dollars.

999
01:24:52,942 --> 01:24:57,094
This means, gentlemen,
you could make a profit of...

1000
01:24:59,022 --> 01:25:03,174
$519,500.

1001
01:25:04,582 --> 01:25:10,612
You could be the first show on Broadway
to make a profit without really opening.

1002
01:25:13,542 --> 01:25:15,533
Well...

1003
01:25:16,622 --> 01:25:19,090
it's all very clear to me.

1004
01:25:29,022 --> 01:25:31,490
<i>All this bullshit about death with dignity.</i>

1005
01:25:31,582 --> 01:25:35,575
<i>You know what death with dignity is,
man? You don't drool.</i>

1006
01:25:35,662 --> 01:25:39,894
<i>Change-of-pace time. Request.
Here we go. Vic O'Dante. Hey!</i>

1007
01:25:39,982 --> 01:25:42,450
<i>Death is in, death is in, my dear</i>

1008
01:25:42,542 --> 01:25:44,453
<i>Death is the thing</i>

1009
01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:46,931
Oh, that's very theatrical, Joe.

1010
01:25:47,022 --> 01:25:49,013
Please don't try to talk.

1011
01:25:51,702 --> 01:25:54,535
- You wanna shoot it now?
- Huh?

1012
01:25:54,622 --> 01:25:59,093
- I can't understand him. I think he said "OK".
- Hospital hallucination, take one.

1013
01:25:59,422 --> 01:26:04,257
<i>There's a lady in Chicago, man,
wrote a book. Dr Kьbler-Ross, with a dash.</i>

1014
01:26:04,342 --> 01:26:09,177
<i>This chick, man, without
the benefit of dying herself,</i>

1015
01:26:09,262 --> 01:26:12,095
<i>has broken the process
of death into five stages.</i>

1016
01:26:12,182 --> 01:26:15,618
<i>Anger, denial, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.</i>

1017
01:26:15,702 --> 01:26:17,499
Playback.

1018
01:26:27,422 --> 01:26:29,538
After you've gone

1019
01:26:29,622 --> 01:26:31,692
And left me cryin'

1020
01:26:31,782 --> 01:26:33,898
After you've gone

1021
01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:36,092
There's no denyin'

1022
01:26:36,182 --> 01:26:38,013
You'll feel blue

1023
01:26:38,102 --> 01:26:40,662
You'll feel sad

1024
01:26:40,742 --> 01:26:42,653
You'll miss the bestest pal ya

1025
01:26:42,742 --> 01:26:44,573
Ever had

1026
01:26:44,702 --> 01:26:47,421
There'll come a time

1027
01:26:47,502 --> 01:26:49,094
Don't forget it

1028
01:26:49,182 --> 01:26:51,457
There'll come a time

1029
01:26:51,542 --> 01:26:53,260
When you'll regret it

1030
01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:54,570
Some

1031
01:26:54,662 --> 01:26:55,697
Day

1032
01:26:55,782 --> 01:26:58,296
When you grow lonely

1033
01:26:58,382 --> 01:27:02,660
Your heart will break like mine
and you'll want me only

1034
01:27:02,742 --> 01:27:04,972
After you've gone

1035
01:27:05,062 --> 01:27:07,371
After you've gone

1036
01:27:27,182 --> 01:27:29,571
After you've gone

1037
01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:36,773
After you've gone...

1038
01:27:37,142 --> 01:27:38,370
Away

1039
01:27:38,462 --> 01:27:39,941
Away

1040
01:27:40,782 --> 01:27:42,340
Cut!

1041
01:27:44,742 --> 01:27:46,539
Wanna print it?

1042
01:27:46,622 --> 01:27:51,093
Jesus, Joe, you're way behind schedule.
You gotta print it.

1043
01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,173
Next setup.

1044
01:27:54,182 --> 01:27:56,173
Katie, take two.

1045
01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,533
Listen, huh?

1046
01:28:00,662 --> 01:28:02,618
Playback.

1047
01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:37,331
You'd better change your way o' livin'

1048
01:28:37,422 --> 01:28:40,175
- And if that ain't enough
- She's right, Joe, you'd better listen

1049
01:28:40,262 --> 01:28:43,698
You'd better change the way
you strut your stuff

1050
01:28:43,782 --> 01:28:48,219
Cos nobody wants you
when you're old and grey

1051
01:28:48,302 --> 01:28:51,533
You better change your way today

1052
01:28:52,342 --> 01:28:54,458
You better change your way

1053
01:28:54,542 --> 01:28:56,419
Can you hear me, Joe? I'm talkin' to ya.

1054
01:28:56,502 --> 01:28:59,699
- Ya gotta lay off the booze, Joe.
- Axe the amphetamines.

1055
01:28:59,782 --> 01:29:01,738
You gotta stop screwin' around, Daddy.

1056
01:29:01,822 --> 01:29:03,778
Ya better stop

1057
01:29:03,862 --> 01:29:05,853
Ya better change

1058
01:29:05,942 --> 01:29:07,898
Ya better stop

1059
01:29:07,982 --> 01:29:10,018
Ya better change

1060
01:29:10,102 --> 01:29:14,300
Ya better stop, ya better change,
ya better stop, ya better change

1061
01:29:14,542 --> 01:29:18,251
Ya better stop and change your ways today

1062
01:29:18,342 --> 01:29:21,539
I said stop, change, stop!

1063
01:29:21,622 --> 01:29:23,294
Please.

1064
01:29:23,382 --> 01:29:25,373
Cut!

1065
01:29:31,102 --> 01:29:33,935
- Print it.
- Old Friends, take three.

1066
01:29:34,062 --> 01:29:36,337
Playback.

1067
01:30:05,862 --> 01:30:08,854
Who's sorry now?

1068
01:30:09,102 --> 01:30:12,651
Who's sorry now?

1069
01:30:12,742 --> 01:30:15,859
Whose heart is aching?

1070
01:30:15,942 --> 01:30:19,696
- Just look at you, Daddy.
- For breaking each vow

1071
01:30:19,782 --> 01:30:24,173
- All those broken vows.
- Who's sad and blue?

1072
01:30:24,262 --> 01:30:27,937
Who's crying too?

1073
01:30:28,022 --> 01:30:32,095
Just like we cried over you?

1074
01:30:32,182 --> 01:30:35,618
- And we cried a lot.
- Oh, a lot.

1075
01:30:36,182 --> 01:30:41,256
- Me too.
- Boo-hoo

1076
01:30:41,342 --> 01:30:43,731
Right to the end

1077
01:30:43,822 --> 01:30:47,132
- It's getting close, Joe.
- Just like a friend

1078
01:30:47,222 --> 01:30:52,376
- Where were ya, Joe? Where were ya?
- We tried to warn you

1079
01:30:53,142 --> 01:30:55,053
Somehow

1080
01:30:55,142 --> 01:30:58,498
You didn't listen, Daddy. You didn't listen.

1081
01:31:01,302 --> 01:31:04,977
You had your way

1082
01:31:05,262 --> 01:31:09,972
Now you must pay

1083
01:31:11,582 --> 01:31:21,776
We're glad that you're sorry now

1084
01:31:22,502 --> 01:31:23,981
Cut!

1085
01:31:27,942 --> 01:31:30,137
You blew it. You forgot your line.

1086
01:31:30,222 --> 01:31:34,135
At the end you're supposed to say, uh...
What's he supposed to say?

1087
01:31:34,222 --> 01:31:38,773
He's supposed to say
"I don't want to die. I want to live".

1088
01:31:41,902 --> 01:31:45,895
Well, if you can't say it, you can't say it.
We'll just have to cut it, that's all.

1089
01:31:45,982 --> 01:31:48,940
Cut it. Take me up. Next setup.

1090
01:32:13,302 --> 01:32:19,537
Some of these days

1091
01:32:19,622 --> 01:32:23,535
You're gonna miss me, Daddy

1092
01:32:23,862 --> 01:32:27,901
Some of these days

1093
01:32:27,982 --> 01:32:31,577
You're gonna feel so lonely

1094
01:32:32,182 --> 01:32:35,458
You'll miss her huggin'

1095
01:32:36,022 --> 01:32:40,174
You'll miss her kissin'

1096
01:32:40,262 --> 01:32:43,299
You'll miss me, Daddy

1097
01:32:44,222 --> 01:32:48,534
If you go away

1098
01:32:48,782 --> 01:32:52,536
I'll feel so lonely

1099
01:32:52,622 --> 01:32:56,535
Just for you only

1100
01:32:56,622 --> 01:33:00,456
For you know, Daddy

1101
01:33:00,702 --> 01:33:04,217
You had your way

1102
01:33:04,302 --> 01:33:10,013
- A lot.
- And if you leave her

1103
01:33:10,102 --> 01:33:14,618
You know, you know, you're gonna, gonna,
gonna, gonna, gonna grieve her

1104
01:33:14,702 --> 01:33:20,732
You're gonna miss your sweet,
little, lovin', baby daughter Michelle

1105
01:33:22,422 --> 01:33:26,813
- Some of these days
- Don't die, Daddy! Don't die, please!

1106
01:33:26,902 --> 01:33:28,255
Some of these days

1107
01:33:28,342 --> 01:33:31,652
You can't leave this poor
little kid without a father!

1108
01:33:31,742 --> 01:33:36,099
- Some of these days
- She needs ya, Joe! She needs ya!

1109
01:33:36,182 --> 01:33:42,530
Some of these days

1110
01:33:46,782 --> 01:33:48,818
Oh! Oh, no.

1111
01:33:49,422 --> 01:33:51,413
You don't have any lines here.

1112
01:33:54,902 --> 01:33:57,541
<i>Real dead body. Real dead body.</i>

1113
01:33:58,782 --> 01:34:00,773
End sticks.

1114
01:34:02,942 --> 01:34:08,539
Please don't try to talk. If you wanna
tell me anything, just write it on this pad.

1115
01:34:12,302 --> 01:34:15,214
<i>No, no. Come on, not now.</i>

1116
01:34:17,262 --> 01:34:19,822
Please leave. Please.

1117
01:34:21,702 --> 01:34:25,012
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure. Just go.

1118
01:34:25,102 --> 01:34:26,694
Am I alive?

1119
01:34:27,222 --> 01:34:29,258
All right, Joe.

1120
01:34:31,222 --> 01:34:33,861
Yes, you are alive.

1121
01:34:34,902 --> 01:34:37,496
Now, this is gonna hurt a little...

1122
01:34:38,782 --> 01:34:42,536
Hm. That came out nice.

1123
01:34:43,062 --> 01:34:46,134
Miss Paris, would you like
to see something nice?

1124
01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:50,340
Oh, that is beautiful!

1125
01:34:50,422 --> 01:34:54,813
That is an absolutely beautiful scar, Dr Garry.

1126
01:34:54,902 --> 01:34:57,860
<i>- Thank you.
- How soon will he be able to work?</i>

1127
01:34:57,982 --> 01:35:01,531
Well, he's out of intensive care,
back in a private room.

1128
01:35:01,622 --> 01:35:05,854
The doctor says it's just a matter of rest.
Two months, at the outside.

1129
01:35:05,942 --> 01:35:10,652
Oh, you know Joey. This morning
he said he could hardly wait.

1130
01:35:11,022 --> 01:35:13,456
Said he had a lot of new ideas.

1131
01:35:13,542 --> 01:35:15,658
And not all that sex stuff, either.

1132
01:35:16,062 --> 01:35:18,053
Now, that's terrific.

1133
01:35:18,142 --> 01:35:21,418
You must feel really good about that, Jonesy.

1134
01:35:21,502 --> 01:35:24,892
Relieved. We're all relieved.

1135
01:35:25,542 --> 01:35:28,420
- Check, please.
- I did some thinking about your script

1136
01:35:28,502 --> 01:35:30,697
and I made a few notes.

1137
01:35:30,782 --> 01:35:32,659
Oh, my.

1138
01:35:32,742 --> 01:35:36,781
Use them, don't use them...
You know, whatever you want.

1139
01:35:37,462 --> 01:35:42,013
I hate to bother you,
but are you... Lucas Sergeant?

1140
01:35:42,102 --> 01:35:44,093
- Yes.
- Would you mind?

1141
01:35:44,182 --> 01:35:46,377
No, no. Not at all.

1142
01:35:47,662 --> 01:35:51,780
I'm an actress and, next to Joe Gideon,
you're my favourite director.

1143
01:35:54,182 --> 01:35:57,219
I'm so sorry your show was a flop.

1144
01:35:59,862 --> 01:36:03,821
- Best of luck with your career.
- Thank you so much.

1145
01:36:04,302 --> 01:36:09,422
Lucas, you put in an awful lot
of work on this. I'm moved.

1146
01:36:09,782 --> 01:36:16,779
For somebody to do something like this
just... just out of friendship... It touches me.

1147
01:36:16,862 --> 01:36:20,298
Listen, what are friends for?
We're all rooting for each other.

1148
01:36:20,382 --> 01:36:22,942
I'm just pleased that Joe is well again.

1149
01:36:23,182 --> 01:36:27,573
- Hey, let me get this.
- No, Lucas, this is on me.

1150
01:36:27,662 --> 01:36:29,653
I said I'll get this.

1151
01:36:32,502 --> 01:36:36,256
- I can't believe it.
- Joe, what's the matter?

1152
01:36:37,182 --> 01:36:40,811
- I'm having a heart attack.
- No, that's impossible, Mr Gideon.

1153
01:36:40,902 --> 01:36:43,097
I just gave you your medication.

1154
01:36:43,182 --> 01:36:47,221
Goddamn it, he knows the symptoms.
Will you call somebody, please?

1155
01:36:47,622 --> 01:36:49,817
He can't be in pain.

1156
01:36:49,902 --> 01:36:51,893
Well, let me take his pulse.

1157
01:36:51,982 --> 01:36:54,780
- How can it be?
- Goddammit, get somebody.

1158
01:36:54,862 --> 01:36:59,652
But I just gave you your medication 20
minutes ago. You can't possibly be in pain.

1159
01:36:59,742 --> 01:37:02,302
<i>At least you're getting use
out of the equipment.</i>

1160
01:37:02,582 --> 01:37:07,497
That's funny, Doctor. I gotta tell you,
it hurts like a son of a bitch.

1161
01:37:08,102 --> 01:37:10,457
Miss Briggs, two milligrams of morphine.

1162
01:37:11,102 --> 01:37:13,297
- What's this?
- My name and address.

1163
01:37:13,382 --> 01:37:15,942
You can send my cheque there.

1164
01:37:17,262 --> 01:37:19,253
<i>Feeling any pain now?</i>

1165
01:37:19,342 --> 01:37:20,377
Bitch!

1166
01:37:20,462 --> 01:37:23,135
No. But something is...

1167
01:37:23,902 --> 01:37:27,417
<i>- something is breaking up in there.
- Now that I like.</i>

1168
01:37:29,062 --> 01:37:31,622
Somethin's gone wrong.

1169
01:37:31,702 --> 01:37:34,136
<i>All wrong.</i>

1170
01:37:35,062 --> 01:37:38,134
No... No...

1171
01:37:38,222 --> 01:37:41,419
Oh, my God... Where's Mr Gideon?

1172
01:37:41,502 --> 01:37:44,858
<i>Anger, denial, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.</i>

1173
01:37:44,942 --> 01:37:48,821
<i>- Anger.
- No. No. No!</i>

1174
01:37:48,902 --> 01:37:54,215
<i>Jesus Christ! Goddamn son-of-a-bitch,
pig-sucking bastards!</i>

1175
01:37:54,302 --> 01:37:56,213
Not now.

1176
01:37:56,302 --> 01:37:58,896
I don't know. We were busy
with an emergency

1177
01:37:58,982 --> 01:38:01,621
and the next thing I notice, he was gone.

1178
01:38:02,222 --> 01:38:05,134
<i>Denial. Denial.</i>

1179
01:38:06,502 --> 01:38:11,292
<i>"No. No, that's not me, man, no.
No. It's somebody else, maybe, but not me".</i>

1180
01:38:11,382 --> 01:38:14,692
<i>"Oh, no. You got the wrong...
How about my mother, man?"</i>

1181
01:38:14,782 --> 01:38:16,818
<i>"She's old. I'm weaned. I'm toilet-trained".</i>

1182
01:38:16,902 --> 01:38:22,295
<i>"I don't need her any more. Bye, Ma.
You've been terrific. I love ya! But not me".</i>

1183
01:38:23,822 --> 01:38:26,894
Oh, Jesus, don't take me out now.

1184
01:38:28,342 --> 01:38:32,938
What's the matter?
Don't you like musical comedy?

1185
01:38:35,102 --> 01:38:37,980
<i>- Bargaining.
- Finished, or do you wanna run it again?</i>

1186
01:38:38,062 --> 01:38:40,701
Yes, I'd like to run it again.

1187
01:38:40,782 --> 01:38:43,342
I'd like to run the whole thing again.

1188
01:38:45,342 --> 01:38:47,902
<i>"Look, man. Come here, come here".</i>

1189
01:38:47,982 --> 01:38:50,655
<i>"Can we sit down and talk
about this like businessmen?"</i>

1190
01:38:50,742 --> 01:38:52,494
<i>"A negotiation, OK?"</i>

1191
01:38:52,582 --> 01:38:56,575
<i>"Look, I don't wanna haggle.
You'll find me a reasonable man, man".</i>

1192
01:38:56,662 --> 01:39:00,132
<i>"The blonde, the one on East 63rd Street
I see on Tuesday nights?"</i>

1193
01:39:00,222 --> 01:39:03,976
<i>"Gone. Finished. I'll never
see her again. That's it".</i>

1194
01:39:04,062 --> 01:39:09,261
<i>"Right, no more hard drugs.
A little grass, maybe, but that's it. OK?"</i>

1195
01:39:09,342 --> 01:39:12,937
<i>"All right, look, man, I promise
I won't flash on subways any more, OK?"</i>

1196
01:39:13,022 --> 01:39:16,571
<i>"We got a deal, huh? Huh?
Guy drives a hard bargain".</i>

1197
01:39:18,102 --> 01:39:22,459
What are you staring at? I told you guys
before: too much smoking,

1198
01:39:22,542 --> 01:39:27,900
too much boozing, too much
screwing around, iќll get you every time.

1199
01:39:30,262 --> 01:39:31,854
I'll be back.

1200
01:39:31,942 --> 01:39:36,094
Well, goddammit, find him.
I want him back in lCU, and right now!

1201
01:39:36,902 --> 01:39:39,018
<i>- Damn fools.
- Depression.</i>

1202
01:39:39,102 --> 01:39:43,175
And here he is, ladies and germs,
Tops'n'Taps,

1203
01:39:43,262 --> 01:39:47,096
<i>- Oh, my God!
- tap-dancer extraordinaire.</i>

1204
01:39:47,182 --> 01:39:49,059
<i>- If I were God...
- I'm dying!</i>

1205
01:39:49,142 --> 01:39:52,930
<i>- And sometimes I think I am...
- Oh, God, am I dying!</i>

1206
01:39:53,022 --> 01:39:57,891
<i>- Depends on how much morphine I've had...
- I'm dying. Nobody's dying but me.</i>

1207
01:39:57,982 --> 01:40:02,498
<i>- I would spare this terrific tap-dancer!
- The doctor's not dying.</i>

1208
01:40:02,582 --> 01:40:05,574
<i>He's alive in Florida, and I'm dying!</i>

1209
01:40:06,462 --> 01:40:10,137
No pennies on the eyes for me.

1210
01:40:11,982 --> 01:40:13,051
Please.

1211
01:40:13,142 --> 01:40:15,133
Right away, sir. Bye.

1212
01:40:18,982 --> 01:40:22,895
<i>- Come on, we better try to find this guy.
- "Oh, God!"</i>

1213
01:40:22,982 --> 01:40:24,973
<i>"I'm dying!"</i>

1214
01:40:25,902 --> 01:40:29,815
<i>"I'm paying $240 a day for the hospital room!"</i>

1215
01:40:30,982 --> 01:40:33,894
<i>"At those prices, man,
who can afford to live?"</i>

1216
01:40:34,822 --> 01:40:38,974
<i>So... acceptance.</i>

1217
01:40:41,782 --> 01:40:43,420
Oh, God...

1218
01:40:56,422 --> 01:41:00,620
I think you're the most
beautiful thing in the world.

1219
01:41:03,422 --> 01:41:05,413
I love you.

1220
01:41:45,342 --> 01:41:47,333
Just a cut on the head.

1221
01:41:47,862 --> 01:41:50,740
Oh, man, I won't have any trouble
at all keepin' him here.

1222
01:41:50,822 --> 01:41:54,053
He just wants to sit around
and sing old-time songs.

1223
01:41:54,142 --> 01:41:58,260
Oh, don't hurry, baby.
I'm havin' a pretty good time myself.

1224
01:41:59,222 --> 01:42:02,897
- Now, Mr Gideon, where were we?
- How do you know my name?

1225
01:42:02,982 --> 01:42:06,531
Just found out. They're comin'
to get you, you know?

1226
01:42:06,622 --> 01:42:08,613
I knew they would.

1227
01:42:08,742 --> 01:42:11,461
- Can I have another?
- Oh, help yourself.

1228
01:42:14,302 --> 01:42:17,453
Could you do it one more time? Just for me?

1229
01:42:18,022 --> 01:42:20,217
Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

1230
01:42:20,902 --> 01:42:23,052
Five, six, seven, eight.

1231
01:42:23,142 --> 01:42:26,851
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag

1232
01:42:26,942 --> 01:42:30,014
And smile, smile, smile

1233
01:42:30,902 --> 01:42:35,339
Hey, pack up your troubles
in your old kit bag

1234
01:42:35,422 --> 01:42:38,095
Smile, boys, that's the style

1235
01:42:38,182 --> 01:42:39,297
Here we go.

1236
01:42:39,382 --> 01:42:42,852
What's the use of worrying?

1237
01:42:42,942 --> 01:42:46,491
It never was worthwhile

1238
01:42:48,942 --> 01:42:50,933
Juicy!

1239
01:42:51,982 --> 01:42:55,133
So, pack up your troubles...

1240
01:43:09,822 --> 01:43:13,576
- You got it.
- Five, six, seven, eight.

1241
01:43:13,662 --> 01:43:17,257
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag

1242
01:43:17,342 --> 01:43:20,334
And smile, smile, smile

1243
01:43:20,422 --> 01:43:22,777
OK, mister, you come along with us.

1244
01:43:22,862 --> 01:43:25,615
Nice and quiet, now. Don't cause no trouble.

1245
01:43:25,702 --> 01:43:30,014
- Everything's going to be fine, all right?
- All right. So long, Tiger.

1246
01:43:30,102 --> 01:43:32,093
Later, Gideon.

1247
01:43:32,182 --> 01:43:34,821
This is just a rough cut, you know?

1248
01:43:34,902 --> 01:43:39,180
I don't have the titles in yet,
and the underscoring's not in.

1249
01:43:39,982 --> 01:43:42,337
It's not really finished.

1250
01:43:42,422 --> 01:43:44,333
I need more time.

1251
01:44:33,142 --> 01:44:36,532
<i>Thank you. Wonderful, wonderful.</i>

1252
01:44:36,622 --> 01:44:40,092
<i>Folks, what can I tell you
about my next guest?</i>

1253
01:44:40,182 --> 01:44:44,460
<i>This cat allowed himself
to be adored, but not loved.</i>

1254
01:44:44,542 --> 01:44:47,534
<i>And his success in show business
was matched by failure</i>

1255
01:44:47,622 --> 01:44:51,410
<i>in his personal-relationship bag.
Now that's where he really bombed.</i>

1256
01:44:51,502 --> 01:44:55,893
And he came to believe that work,
show business, love, his whole life,

1257
01:44:55,982 --> 01:44:58,894
even himself, and all thatjazz, was bullshit.

1258
01:44:59,022 --> 01:45:01,252
<i>He became numero uno game player,</i>

1259
01:45:01,342 --> 01:45:06,735
to the point where he didn't know
where the games ended and reality began.

1260
01:45:06,822 --> 01:45:10,974
Like, to this cat, the only reality...
is death, man.

1261
01:45:11,662 --> 01:45:15,257
Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay
on you a so-so entertainer,

1262
01:45:15,342 --> 01:45:19,415
not much of a humanitarian,
and this cat was never nobody's friend.

1263
01:45:19,502 --> 01:45:23,654
In his final appearance on the great stage
of life - you can applaud if you wanna -

1264
01:45:23,742 --> 01:45:25,812
Mr Joe Gideon.

1265
01:46:27,182 --> 01:46:30,538
Bye-bye, life

1266
01:46:34,742 --> 01:46:39,657
Bye-bye, happiness

1267
01:46:42,502 --> 01:46:47,371
Hello, loneliness

1268
01:46:48,662 --> 01:46:54,180
I think I'm gonna die

1269
01:46:55,422 --> 01:47:01,179
I think I'm gonna die

1270
01:47:12,582 --> 01:47:14,857
Bye-bye, love

1271
01:47:14,942 --> 01:47:17,012
Bye-bye, sweet caress

1272
01:47:17,222 --> 01:47:18,780
Hello, emptiness

1273
01:47:18,862 --> 01:47:20,420
I feel like I could die

1274
01:47:20,502 --> 01:47:22,697
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1275
01:47:22,782 --> 01:47:24,534
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye

1276
01:47:24,622 --> 01:47:26,374
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1277
01:47:26,462 --> 01:47:29,215
Two, three, four, five, six.

1278
01:47:39,542 --> 01:47:41,533
Bye-bye, life

1279
01:47:41,942 --> 01:47:43,694
Bye-bye, happiness

1280
01:47:43,782 --> 01:47:45,613
Hello, loneliness

1281
01:47:45,702 --> 01:47:47,693
I think I'm gonna die

1282
01:47:47,782 --> 01:47:49,613
I think he's gonna die

1283
01:47:49,702 --> 01:47:51,533
I think he's gonna die

1284
01:47:51,862 --> 01:47:59,098
I think I'm gonna die

1285
01:48:05,742 --> 01:48:09,530
There goes his baby

1286
01:48:09,622 --> 01:48:13,137
With someone new

1287
01:48:17,702 --> 01:48:20,739
She sure looks happy

1288
01:48:21,422 --> 01:48:23,458
- I sure am blue
- He sure is blue

1289
01:48:23,542 --> 01:48:25,339
- I sure am blue
- He sure is blue

1290
01:48:25,422 --> 01:48:27,413
- I sure am blue
- He sure is blue

1291
01:48:27,542 --> 01:48:29,373
- I sure am blue
- He sure is blue

1292
01:48:29,462 --> 01:48:32,579
I sure am blue

1293
01:48:46,462 --> 01:48:50,250
I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna,
I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna

1294
01:48:50,342 --> 01:48:54,017
Bye-bye, life

1295
01:48:54,942 --> 01:48:58,378
Bye-bye, happiness

1296
01:48:58,742 --> 01:49:01,973
Hello, loneliness

1297
01:49:02,142 --> 01:49:06,738
I think he's gonna... die

1298
01:49:07,062 --> 01:49:09,257
Die

1299
01:49:09,342 --> 01:49:11,378
A one, a two, a three, four.

1300
01:49:21,022 --> 01:49:22,853
Bye-bye, love

1301
01:49:22,942 --> 01:49:24,933
Bye-bye, sweet caress

1302
01:49:25,102 --> 01:49:26,455
Hello, emptiness

1303
01:49:26,542 --> 01:49:28,214
I feel like I could die

1304
01:49:28,302 --> 01:49:30,099
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye

1305
01:49:30,182 --> 01:49:32,059
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1306
01:49:32,142 --> 01:49:34,133
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye

1307
01:49:36,822 --> 01:49:38,460
I'm through with romance

1308
01:49:38,542 --> 01:49:40,976
- I'm through with love
- Oh, yeah

1309
01:49:41,062 --> 01:49:43,940
I'm through with counting the stars above

1310
01:49:44,022 --> 01:49:45,250
Forget the stars

1311
01:49:45,342 --> 01:49:48,732
And here's the reason that he's so free

1312
01:49:48,822 --> 01:49:51,177
His lovin' baby

1313
01:49:52,062 --> 01:49:55,293
She's through with me

1314
01:50:16,222 --> 01:50:18,941
Bye-bye, life

1315
01:50:22,182 --> 01:50:26,255
Bye-bye, happiness

1316
01:50:29,862 --> 01:50:35,573
Hello, loneliness

1317
01:50:35,662 --> 01:50:38,335
I think he's gonna die

1318
01:50:39,542 --> 01:50:42,614
I think he's gonna die

1319
01:50:43,342 --> 01:50:45,139
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1320
01:50:45,222 --> 01:50:46,814
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1321
01:50:46,902 --> 01:50:48,813
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1322
01:50:49,062 --> 01:50:50,814
Bye-bye, my life, goodbye

1323
01:50:50,902 --> 01:50:53,052
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1324
01:50:53,142 --> 01:50:55,133
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1325
01:51:25,062 --> 01:51:27,053
This must have cost a fortune!

1326
01:52:09,142 --> 01:52:11,417
Oh, give it to me!

1327
01:52:11,502 --> 01:52:13,618
Oh, give it to me!

1328
01:52:14,822 --> 01:52:17,461
At least I won't have to lie to ya any more.

1329
01:52:17,542 --> 01:52:19,180
Oh, give it to me!

1330
01:52:22,582 --> 01:52:25,050
Oh, give it to me!

1331
01:52:29,862 --> 01:52:30,612
Bye-bye

1332
01:52:30,702 --> 01:52:32,533
Bye-bye

1333
01:52:32,622 --> 01:52:35,136
Bye-bye, happiness

1334
01:52:35,222 --> 01:52:37,292
Hello... Hello...

1335
01:52:37,382 --> 01:52:40,931
- I think he's gonna die
- He's gonna die

1336
01:52:41,022 --> 01:52:44,059
Bye-bye, life

1337
01:52:44,142 --> 01:52:46,531
Bye-bye, happiness

1338
01:52:46,622 --> 01:52:48,499
Hello, emptiness

1339
01:52:48,702 --> 01:52:50,374
I think he's gonna die

1340
01:52:50,942 --> 01:52:53,615
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

1341
01:52:53,702 --> 01:52:55,533
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1342
01:52:55,862 --> 01:52:58,660
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

1343
01:52:58,742 --> 01:53:00,733
I think he's gonna die

1344
01:53:00,822 --> 01:53:03,734
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

1345
01:53:03,822 --> 01:53:05,733
Bye-bye, your life, goodbye

1346
01:53:05,822 --> 01:53:08,290
La, la, la, la, la, la, la

1347
01:53:08,382 --> 01:53:12,341
La, la, la, la, la, la

1348
01:53:14,342 --> 01:53:17,254
Bye-bye

1349
01:53:18,382 --> 01:53:20,259
My life

1350
01:53:20,502 --> 01:53:21,855
Oh, yeah!

1351
01:53:21,942 --> 01:53:26,538
Goodbye

1352
01:54:33,462 --> 01:54:35,339
<i>Bye-bye, your life, goodbye</i>

1353
01:54:35,422 --> 01:54:37,140
<i>Bye-bye, your life, goodbye</i>

1354
01:54:37,222 --> 01:54:39,053
<i>Bye-bye, your life, goodbye</i>

1355
01:54:39,142 --> 01:54:41,133
<i>Bye-bye, your life, goodbye</i>

1356
01:54:52,662 --> 01:54:56,575
<i>There's no business like show business</i>

1357
01:54:56,662 --> 01:55:00,211
<i>Like no business I know</i>

1358
01:55:00,302 --> 01:55:03,817
<i>Everything about it is appealing</i>

1359
01:55:03,902 --> 01:55:07,531
<i>Everything the traffic will allow</i>

1360
01:55:07,622 --> 01:55:10,659
<i>Nowhere could you get that happy feeling</i>

1361
01:55:10,742 --> 01:55:14,451
<i>When you are stealing that extra bow</i>

1362
01:55:14,542 --> 01:55:18,501
<i>There's no people like show people</i>

1363
01:55:18,582 --> 01:55:22,257
<i>They smile when they are low</i>

1364
01:55:22,342 --> 01:55:25,493
<i>Yesterday they told you
you would not go far</i>

1365
01:55:25,582 --> 01:55:29,461
<i>That night you open, and there you are</i>

1366
01:55:29,542 --> 01:55:32,978
<i>Next day on your dressing room,
they've hung a star</i>

1367
01:55:33,062 --> 01:55:39,251
<i>Let's go on with the show</i>

1368
01:55:39,342 --> 01:55:43,494
<i>The costumes, the scenery,
the make-up, the props</i>

1369
01:55:43,582 --> 01:55:47,211
<i>The audience that lifts you
when you're down</i>

1370
01:55:47,302 --> 01:55:51,420
<i>The headaches, the heartaches,
the backaches, the flops</i>

1371
01:55:51,502 --> 01:55:56,053
<i>The sheriff who escorts you out of town</i>

1372
01:55:56,142 --> 01:56:01,500
<i>The opening when your heart
beats like a drum</i>

1373
01:56:01,582 --> 01:56:08,977
<i>The closing, when
the customers don't come</i>

1374
01:56:09,062 --> 01:56:12,737
<i>There's no business like show business</i>

1375
01:56:12,822 --> 01:56:16,701
<i>Like no business I know</i>

1376
01:56:16,782 --> 01:56:20,536
<i>You get word before the show has started</i>

1377
01:56:20,622 --> 01:56:24,092
<i>That your favourite uncle died at dawn</i>

1378
01:56:24,182 --> 01:56:27,333
<i>On top of that your Pa and Ma have parted</i>

1379
01:56:27,422 --> 01:56:31,301
<i>You're brokenhearted, but you go on</i>

1380
01:56:31,382 --> 01:56:34,931
<i>There's no people like show people</i>

1381
01:56:35,022 --> 01:56:39,220
<i>They smile when they are low</i>

1382
01:56:39,302 --> 01:56:42,772
<i>Even with a turkey that you know has fold</i>

1383
01:56:42,862 --> 01:56:46,252
<i>You may be stranded out in the cold</i>

1384
01:56:46,342 --> 01:56:49,971
<i>But still you wouldn't change it
for a sack of gold</i>

1385
01:56:50,062 --> 01:56:54,897
<i>Let's go on with the show</i>

1386
01:56:54,982 --> 01:57:08,692
<i>Let's go on with the show</i>