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ALL'S WELL, ENDS WELL (Extended version)
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"I believe I love, but love can't be
easily gained."
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"May I ask how many
model lovers in this world?"
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"We met, we loved, we suspected each other."
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"I hate being brushed off."
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"I only want love naturally."
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It's out of order.
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It functions now!
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It works finally.
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Your body please.
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Your turn, mother-in-law.
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I'll sew it for you, mother-in-law.
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Thank you.
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I'm glad it's still here.
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Are you back, hubby?
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My hands are far different
from my elder brother's.
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I've got a smooth one.
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Oh yes.
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Don't take my advantage.
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This is done in my floral arrangement class.
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For you.
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It's so beautiful! Thank you.
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May I help you?
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Stir two eggs for me please.
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OK.
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Have the yellow one, not the white one.
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The yellow ones are bought last week.
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Eat them first, I'm afraid they'll get rotten.
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I know pretty well that
you are a perfect housewife.
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A fat housewife too.
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Your brother is a wise man.
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Being his wife, I've no salary,
no Overtime, no double pay.
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No benefits, I can't even quit!
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I've to serve those 2 company directors!
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You are very much appreciated.
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I've married your brother
after graduation from high school.
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I can't change my "boss", you know.
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Hi, I'm Shang Foon.
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Why he is on air in the afternoon?
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Since one of my colleagues is
so stupid to step into the grave of love-
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he is going to marry.
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So I've to substitute him.
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I've to say sorry to my sister-in-law.
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I can't participate the dinner
for her anniversary.
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He is quite concern about you.
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Sure.
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Everyone wants to have
some nice and peaceful meals.
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Although I'm not with you now.
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I can send my regards by a song.
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Music.
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Happy?
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What are you doing?
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I feel as sweet as the sugar.
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Well.
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Let me cook you a dish
to celebrate your good day.
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It's "Goose webs stuffed".
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Thank you.
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"My love,"
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"My darling..."
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"I'm hunger for your touch."
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How much?
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$83,000. with discount already.
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Thank you.
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For your wife?
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Yes!
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You do love your wife.
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Yeah!
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Why hasn't Ah Moon reached home yet?
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I've called to his office,
someone said he was off.
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Let's wait for a while.
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What? I do not agree!
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Maybe, they want to eat with candle light,
why not we eat first?
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Yeah, just go ahead!
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Fantastic!
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I'll fetch the rice.
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He is quite late!
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This is for you, like it or not?
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Why do you send me present?
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This is a 1-year anniversary of our date
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Forget?
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Don't you think so?
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Your present show your goods taste.
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Thank you.
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Your perfume shows your taste too.
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My husband is back, I guess!
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Hubby!
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Hello!
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How are you Aunt Mo-shang?
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- You want to have...
- Yes
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... the foot massage for the old?
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Yes
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They are having dinner.
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Dear cousins.
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Cousin Mo-shang.
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She appears when we begin our meal.
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Be polite, greet her.
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Greet Aunt Mo-shang.
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Go ahead!
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Aunt Mo-shang.
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- Good boy.
- Have your dinner here?
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Wait, that is my elder brother's seat.
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Never mind.
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Have dinner together.
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Goose webs?
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This is specially for my brother
and sister-in-law.
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Bitch!
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Are you clear about the sinus?
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No.
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OK, I'll help you after washing my hands.
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Damn! She always ruins my stuff!
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My aunt gave birth to her at 70.
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So she is a little bit weird.
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She respects the old learn it.
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Let's start now.
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Alright.
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I heard that no one massages
the foot right after the meal.
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I have eaten nothing.
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She is great!
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She'll teach at your adult center next week.
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Don't you know?
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I can't eat anymore.
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Your face is too yellow.
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Really?
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Is it red now?
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You're trembling with cold.
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The respiration system is weak too.
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I can reach that key!
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You don't have satisfactory sex life.
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How do you know that?
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I'll help!
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Aunt Mo-shang, I can't stand it.
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I'll massage it myself tonight.
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Cousins.
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Are you ready?
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Let's start now.
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I want you to press the sinus
which you've just pressed for her.
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Honey!
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Honey!
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II
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Wow! Are you having liver disease?
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I'm doing facial treatment.
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Hag!
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This is for you, for our 5 years anniversary.
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7 Years!
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Like it?
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It's beautiful! Thank you
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Hubby, I've bought you shirts too.
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Is it beautiful?
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Where did you find such color?
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It's very cheap! $100 for 3.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Let me have a look!
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How can I wear short sleeves?
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But it's cheaper, you can wear it
under your coat.
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You don't like it?
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I like it. I've to take a bath.
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Wonderful!
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"I believe in love, but scare of losing it."
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"How many perfect lovers in his world?"
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Let's sing together! It's funny.
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You sing terribly, your know? How can I sleep?
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Stop it! I've to go to work tomorrow
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Can you sleep? Shall we do something?
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Why don't you eat some sleeping pills?
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Hubby.
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Why? I want to shit now.
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I see! This sinus is for smooth shitting!
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"Radio 99.7MHz"
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Now you are listening "The flower of love"
by Chan Tsai Chung.
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Now, the DJ of HK,
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Shang Foon will listen to the last call.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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What's your name?
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Holliyok is speaking.
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What a nice name.
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Are you linked with Hollywood?
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Sure.
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I can only find myself
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in those Hollywood films.
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In the real world,
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I can't find my true-self.
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I feel so unsafe.
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I'm lonely and lost.
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What's that noise?
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After listening your poor history,
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I can't control myself.
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I want to cry.
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Forget about me, go on your movie world.
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How are you recently?
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Madonna!
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I appreciate her style.
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I love her lustful character.
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Have you seen "In Bed with Madonna"?
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Would you like to be in...
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Miss Ho, please control yourself.
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Don't lose your mind.
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You'd bear in mind that I'm pure, I'm not wolf.
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Please contact our staff.
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Leave you address and phone number.
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Come and collect your present-a laser disc.
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Bye!
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Mad gal!
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I've never courted a mad one.
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The Radio's Beauty is looking for you.
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Foon Foon!
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I want to stay with you tonight.
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But I...
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I want you to kiss me once.
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Once! OK.
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Dolleen, listen to me
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When we meet again,
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I just want to chat.
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Those kisses and embraces,
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I'm sick of that.
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No!
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Look at the clock.
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Why?
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What date is it?
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23rd of December.
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Now, December 23, 1991
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At 2:30am, starting from this minute.
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We are together.
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But I want you to remember this minute.
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Watch.
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It's so long to wait for one minute.
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Where is Foon?
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He's left.
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Foon, Foon...
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Damn! Why didn't you beg me one more time?
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Who do you think I am?
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You're really smart in courting girls!
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What a lady killer!
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Kiss me once, OK?
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You must have used your ultimate technique.
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"The Double Inverted
Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique"
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Please teach me how, OK?
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"The Double Inverted
Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique"
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is the top tactic in kissing
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since it has supernatural power.
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Once used, it will attract any female objects,
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to rape me.
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Cut the crap, please teach me.
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I do wish to be raped!
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Do you want to be raped by me?
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Shit.
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I'll never teach others.
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I do think that nobody can learn it.
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You're ruining my life.
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I think so!
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But why you name it "The Double Inverted
Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique"
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There must be special meaning.
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I'm not free.
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Miss.
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What can I help you?
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I would like to find...
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Shang Foon.
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You must be Ms Holliyok.
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Why you come that late to collect your present?
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I know very well that beautiful things
will happen at night.
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I guess, you are Shang Foon!
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Absolutely correct!
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You make me... feel disappointed!
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I guess from your voice...
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I think you'd be a sentimental man
with dreams in movie.
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But look at your dress-up...
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you made feel too disappointed!
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I've finally found one who feels
disappointed about me.
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Would you mind looking at my eyes?
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So what?
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Who do I look like?
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E.T.
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Thank you.
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Look carefully please
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To find something?
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Eyelid edema!
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Sorry, I haven't had good sleep recently.
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Would you mind a closer look?
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Look inside.
280
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,250
Dirty eyes.
281
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:08,583
Sorry, I forgot to wash my face.
282
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,082
Don't you think... my eyes are like...
283
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,708
Tome Cruise?
284
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:14,792
Damn!
285
00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:16,125
Miss Ho.
286
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,625
Our chat here is only the teaser of a movie.
287
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:20,832
If it continues,
288
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,417
it may be a great love story.
289
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,250
I believe that it'll be erotic in genre.
290
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:40,124
All were waiting for you for dinner yesterday.
291
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,749
I'm sure you must have been with the concubine.
292
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,458
Kidding! I was busy in the office.
293
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,292
You'd have to show up.
294
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,999
Yesterday was your anniversary!
295
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,207
You'd have shown up!
296
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:53,166
She is so foolish to believe
you're having no affair!
297
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,000
If I were she, I'd never have trusted you.
298
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Although she is getting more and more foolish.
299
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,500
You'd not keep a mistress with you,
that's too much.
300
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,041
Wife is like clothes.
301
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,708
I just want some for change!
302
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,124
Like you, you treat the girls like dirty socks.
303
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,167
You change them everyday.
304
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,625
Bullshit!
305
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,917
I seldom wear socks!
306
00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:15,708
But I tell you...
307
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,875
women are like eggs.
308
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,542
It's doing exercise.
309
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,542
Stir and eat,
310
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,208
when it's fresh.
311
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,292
Don't waste any of it.
312
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,500
Do you have any responsibility to the girls?
313
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,499
Courting girls need no responsibility.
314
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,499
But tactics!
315
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,542
Just like in a battle, I'll win.
316
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,750
But I'll never keep those refugees.
317
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:47,708
Foon, men should have a stable family,
men'd marry.
318
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,292
I support the marriage whole heartedly.
319
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,332
A man once married,
320
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,707
should be a loyal perfect husband.
321
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,416
Listened?
322
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,249
So I don't want to marry!
323
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,124
Creeper!
324
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,457
No, I'm lewd!
325
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,875
Sure you are.
326
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,332
You've a good wife but still want
to have affair.
327
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,666
Put whatever rubbish in your mouth.
328
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,291
Look at you, a lustful wolf!
329
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,792
Beware of AIDS.
330
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,458
Do you understand what are moralities?
331
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,667
Do you feel guilty?
332
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,583
Why don't You marry?
333
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,500
Giving birth to babies are too painful!
334
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,999
I wanted to give you a ride. But it's too cool
of you to take a taxi.
335
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,874
A motorcycle is too dangerous!
336
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,208
My life is so precious!
337
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,500
Isn't it safe to take a taxi?
338
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,958
Sure, as safe as condom!
339
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,500
Damn you!
340
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,874
I don't want you to play so childish
in the Centre.
341
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,667
I do want her to hit me.
342
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,000
Bitch and wolf!
343
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,833
Good morning class.
344
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:34,374
Traffic jam I guess! Well, we'll wait them.
345
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:36,833
No sir, they've attended another class.
346
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,499
You really love my floral arrangement.
347
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,957
I do want to change.
348
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,125
But I'm not qualified.
349
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,500
You can remove the blood after drinking some water.
350
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,542
Headmaster.
351
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,332
A female teacher is having
sex disturbance to the girls.
352
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,291
She tortures them.
353
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,124
To balance herself.
354
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,207
Really?
355
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,833
She is the new teacher Leung Mo-Shang.
356
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,207
If you don't believe,
go up to the class 10 minutes later.
357
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,542
I'll prove it.
358
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,125
10 minutes, remember!
359
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,500
Anybody wants a try?
360
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,708
I'll do it!
361
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,583
I've paid the class fee.
362
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,958
Welcome!
363
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,667
How is the floral arrangement class? Closed?
364
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,333
No, just one day off.
365
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,332
Well, I'll try my best to teach you.
366
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,207
I know you would! Come on...
367
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,208
You are lacking of male hormone.
368
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,625
But it may be improved!
369
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,917
Relax, relax...
370
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,750
Isn't it that painful?
371
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:15,583
Ready?
372
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,083
Come up.
373
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,500
Help him up, girls!
374
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,375
Wait! Wait!
375
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:41,375
Bitch, one strike is not enough!
Have one more strike if you dare!
376
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:49,916
Have some water!
377
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:50,957
Any problem? I don't see any.
378
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:51,792
Headmaster.
379
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,999
I've been late for some business, are you okay?
380
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,499
She tortured me.
381
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,791
I haven't seen it.
382
00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:00,250
We did!
383
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,542
Let's go.
384
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,082
Headmaster, I...
385
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,542
You cold-blooded!
386
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,541
You are cruel.
387
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,625
Mr. Shang's told me.
388
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,458
It's true!
389
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,500
I've been long waiting.
390
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,417
Torture me!
391
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:23,792
Hit me, come on baby! Come on!
392
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,625
You bitch!
393
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,333
I wonder her address is a fake one.
394
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,000
She is like the poster model.
395
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,583
Pretty woman?
396
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,250
Look at your dress-up.
397
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,208
You made me feel too disappointed!
398
00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,333
Miss Ho, what a coincidence.
399
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,583
Yeah.
400
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,707
The teaser is over.
401
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,792
Now, it'd come to the content.
402
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:28,375
You have just seen "Pretty Woman", right?
403
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:32,375
Yes, it's a perfect film.
404
00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:35,750
I appreciate so much about
the straightness of the actress.
405
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,082
What a coincidence, because
406
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,624
I appreciate Richard Gere.
407
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:41,792
Really!
408
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:46,374
But I can't find anything
that you are like him.
409
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:49,416
No! At least one thing.
410
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:50,458
What?
411
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:51,582
We love wearing
412
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,750
suit and tie in anytime.
413
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,083
Really?
414
00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,999
Yeah!
415
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Would you like to go and see something with me?
416
00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:04,582
I won't if it's not related
to the romance of movie.
417
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,666
So you have to go,
418
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,166
cause I've to bring you to see,
419
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:10,457
Some props usually found in the Hollywood film.
420
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:13,250
Although it's quite old, it's kept well.
421
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,292
Props?
422
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:27,875
Where is it?
423
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:33,875
It appears!
424
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,457
In many great love movies,
425
00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:45,708
romance happened under the moon.
426
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,500
It's too romantic!
427
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,417
Do you remember any movie?
428
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:53,875
"The wolf".
429
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:56,999
What are you doing?
430
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,125
Nothing special.
431
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,000
It's "Casablanca".
432
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,000
Really?
433
00:24:02,167 --> 00:24:05,458
Bulgar kissed Ingrid under the moon.
434
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:07,875
In a Hitchcock's film "To Catch a Thief",
435
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,250
Grace's first kiss is taken by Terry Grand,
436
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,792
under the same moon.
437
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,792
Now, in such circumstance.
438
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,583
I think we can't avoid...
439
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,999
I'm not easy to get in.
440
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,916
I'm! Oh no,
441
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:23,917
I'm not too.
442
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,708
Still, we've a gap between us.
443
00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:27,417
It can be removed.
444
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:31,833
Now, close your eyes, deep breathe.
445
00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:35,250
Enjoy the moon light.
446
00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:38,458
Isn't it "moon light"?
447
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375
We've gap, see?
448
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,625
Never mind, the gap is over.
449
00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:46,875
I just give you one chance.
450
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,792
And I'll go to Tokyo tomorrow morning.
451
00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:50,542
Tokyo? What for?
452
00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:53,083
For Tokyo Film Festival,
and to learn something.
453
00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:56,208
Let's see if we'll meet again.
454
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,917
Miss Ho, do you still need this?
455
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:05,458
Well, I'll take it.
456
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:20,167
Room 304? Thank you.
457
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,541
Hello.
458
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,292
Miss Holliyok.
459
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:37,458
Foon? Are you giving me long distance call?
460
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,957
I miss you, are you missing me?
461
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,125
Me too!
462
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,417
But what a pity that I'm in Tokyo.
463
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:49,874
But I feel boring in HK.
464
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:52,333
I feel boring in Tokyo too.
465
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,250
If you can show up now, that's great.
466
00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:59,999
If you can show up now, that will be great.
467
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,042
Really?
468
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,208
Wait!
469
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,292
Excited?
470
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,750
Happy?
471
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:22,708
Foon, it made me so excited.
472
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,958
And so happy!
473
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,917
One word...
474
00:26:31,042 --> 00:26:32,167
Great!
475
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:37,833
Isn't it out of your expectation?
476
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:44,667
Come in.
477
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:05,833
Foon!
478
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,125
Excited?
479
00:27:08,417 --> 00:27:09,833
Happy?
480
00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:15,458
"Pretty Woman" is cut.
481
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:23,750
What's be changed?
482
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:36,250
"Ghost"!
483
00:28:24,167 --> 00:28:25,667
Oh no!
484
00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:34,292
Fantastic! Can we try once more?
485
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,833
My pleasure!
486
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,457
See.
487
00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:58,624
Another one defeated,
488
00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,583
by my "The Double Inverted Eiffel Tower
Kissing Technique".
489
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:13,333
The theme song of "Ghost"
would be our song now.
490
00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:18,000
Whenever I hear this,
I'll remember how you kissed me.
491
00:30:18,792 --> 00:30:20,292
Every time I hear it,
492
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,875
I'll remember how you rape me.
493
00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:25,250
Go to hell.
494
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,042
You are mine only.
495
00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:32,250
Sure, sure. But...
496
00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,625
I have complicated sentiment.
497
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:38,458
If one with complicated sentiment loves
only one person,
498
00:30:38,542 --> 00:30:40,333
he'll be handicapped in love.
499
00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:44,208
If one is handicapped even you own him forever,
500
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,833
it's useless.
501
00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:48,250
Listen to me.
502
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:52,125
I've never loved a person so deeply.
503
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,958
I give you everything.
504
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:55,582
If you cheat me,
505
00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:56,917
I'll cut your dick off.
506
00:30:57,292 --> 00:31:01,333
Honey, don't talk to me like that.
507
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:03,417
So, kiss me.
508
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:09,166
If you kiss me now, you'd promise me that,
509
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,500
you love me only.
510
00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,458
OK, OK.
511
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,500
Next time, there may be a chance.
512
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,916
Great!
513
00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,292
You'd not lie.
514
00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:29,000
Your students are threatened, they quit.
515
00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:31,499
The case is...
516
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,124
I understand!
517
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,457
- Last time...
- Last time!
518
00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:35,374
He...
519
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:37,208
You understand?
520
00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:40,166
Have you prepared...
521
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,250
Resignation letter?
522
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,042
No.
523
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:48,292
I've prepared one, is it useful?
524
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,792
No problem.
525
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,542
Keep this for me please.
526
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,208
I'm now going to kill Shang So.
527
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,833
Kill his whole family, rape his dad,
and I'll soon be back.
528
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,708
Wait for me.
529
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,708
Uh?
530
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,667
Bitch!
531
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:40,667
Shitting?
532
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:43,208
Yes.
533
00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:45,458
A date tonight?
534
00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:47,667
A date with my husband.
535
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:49,832
Enjoy yourself.
536
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:50,875
Yes.
537
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,374
Bitch! You ruined my job!
538
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:12,874
- I'll throw your cans.
- No!
539
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:14,207
- Burn your lantern!
- No!
540
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:16,250
Kill your mom, rape your dad.
541
00:33:18,167 --> 00:33:19,958
No, please!
542
00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:21,750
Cousin.
543
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,500
Please let us go.
544
00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:29,083
Your cousin is too old, he can't stand raping.
545
00:33:29,292 --> 00:33:30,458
Sorry, sorry.
546
00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:33,082
We've the letters from Yuan Kwan and Ka Ming.
547
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,042
Really?
548
00:33:34,292 --> 00:33:35,375
Give it to me.
549
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:40,917
Ka Ming!
550
00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:43,292
Yuan Kwan!
551
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,207
You two have your lovers respectively.
552
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:49,582
You'd mind your temper and plan your future.
553
00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:53,583
Yeah, stay in peace.
554
00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:55,207
Well, since you request.
555
00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:56,500
I'll let him go.
556
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,542
Now, let's go to massage.
557
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,082
Cousin Mo-Shang.
558
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,125
What?
559
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:08,125
You'd keep your promise.
560
00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:09,625
I can stand raping.
561
00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,417
Hey!
562
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:29,250
Why not dine at home? It's too expensive!
563
00:34:29,292 --> 00:34:31,916
To celebrate our anniversary.
564
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:34,332
We recommend Boston lobster, they are fresh.
565
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,666
No, Boston is long distance to HK.
566
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:38,499
It must be very expensive! No way.
567
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,582
Why not try T Bone Steak? It's nice.
568
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:43,041
Nice! It's must be expensive too! No way.
569
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:46,374
If you like to eat, I'll buy
from supermarket, no.
570
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,082
I want fry-rice with egg.
571
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:49,791
Thank you.
572
00:34:49,792 --> 00:34:50,832
Set dinner please.
573
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:51,625
Thank you.
574
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,042
Want some music, sir?
575
00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,916
$100 can buy 3 meals' food, you know.
576
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,417
No need.
577
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:03,542
If you love songs, I'll sing it at home.
578
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:07,249
Don't be so mean. We seldom dine here.
579
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:09,708
I want to save money for you only.
580
00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:11,082
Hello.
581
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:13,875
I saw your car parked outside Hotel Grand.
582
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,000
I'm coming.
583
00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:17,875
- Now?
- Yes.
584
00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:21,249
Boss, we can't have meeting.
585
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,624
I'm dinning with my wife.
586
00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:23,625
I don't trust you.
587
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:25,957
I can't.
588
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,666
If you have a meeting,
589
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:28,791
I had better leave.
590
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,542
What? You'll arrive in 10 minutes?
591
00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:33,583
OK, I'll wait you at the restaurant.
592
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:38,583
What a cold blooded boss?
593
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,833
Why don't you go now?
594
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:45,124
I want to have the rice taken away.
595
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:46,916
I'll take it home for you
as midnight snack, OK?
596
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,166
I'm hungry now.
597
00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:50,375
Go home, cook the noodle yourself,
I'll be back soon.
598
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,707
OK.
599
00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:55,792
Remember, don't pay too much tips. Bye.
600
00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:08,292
You are that soon?
601
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,499
Captain, give me 2 sets of Boston lobster.
602
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,332
A bottle of Chateau 1985 too.
603
00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:14,416
The fry rice...
604
00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:15,500
Take away.
605
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,000
For my maid!
606
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:18,749
Why do you drink the wine? In good mood?
607
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,083
Cause I'm with you.
608
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:21,792
Make it <i>2</i> bottles please.
609
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,667
You've reached your home.
610
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:28,708
Bye.
611
00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:35,042
Walk in yourself.
612
00:36:36,458 --> 00:36:38,375
I'll park your car before the gate.
613
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,916
Why there are steps in front of your home?
614
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,708
I'll cook you breakfast tomorrow.
615
00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,083
Hey men, you are here!
616
00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:56,833
Brother!
617
00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:58,875
Sister-in-law is in the room.
618
00:37:02,417 --> 00:37:04,457
Hey! Go up to my room,
619
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:05,457
- Why are you walking around?
- What are you doing?
620
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,833
Don't use my toilet...
621
00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:11,792
How dare you take my girlfriend's advantage?
622
00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:13,875
She is my concubines, you know?
623
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:21,792
I'm fainting.
624
00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:24,249
Moon... Moon...
625
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:25,124
Take him inside first.
626
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:25,957
- Sister in law...
- Go to sleep,
627
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:28,875
you guys go to sleep
628
00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:35,708
What is it?
629
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:39,208
God knows! Let it be!
630
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:53,917
Moon, how are you?
631
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:55,666
I'm fainting!
632
00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:58,292
Moon, how you feel?
633
00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:04,500
You...
634
00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:06,832
Don't think I'm those club girls or something.
635
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:09,167
I was a Miss HK participant
but no one remembers me.
636
00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:10,833
I've decent job.
637
00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:13,500
But I can't go alone, leaving him drunken.
638
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,791
- I...
- I don't want to break your family.
639
00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:17,708
If I want to, it'd be a history already.
640
00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:20,208
What do you want me to do?
641
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:23,999
Nothing special, you married him
for so many years.
642
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,875
You'd love each other.
643
00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:28,250
I do want to stay with Moon.
644
00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:30,000
But I don't want you to go.
645
00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:32,542
If you don't go, I can't stay with Moon.
646
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,791
Well, I don't want you to ruin your family.
647
00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:37,750
But I don't want you to ruin our affair.
648
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,917
I don't know what I'm telling.
649
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:44,250
We are women, if you were me, what'd you do?
650
00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:49,542
I'm leaving.
651
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:54,208
Don't! If so, I'm too bad!
652
00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:57,250
I'm not bad at all!
653
00:38:58,083 --> 00:39:01,832
(Shanghainese) Don't go please!
Or I'll be blamed.
654
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:03,333
(Shanghainese)Please don't go!
655
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:07,457
(Shanghainese)Don't do that!
Don't go! Listen to me!
656
00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:11,917
(Shanghainese) Listen to me, don't go!
Don't be so impulsive!
657
00:39:12,042 --> 00:39:15,667
You can't leave, I don't want to feel guilty!
658
00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:19,458
If you don't let go of me, I won't leave.
659
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:21,791
Sister-in-law.
660
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:25,833
Ah So, don't ask me to stay, my heart is dead.
661
00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:27,499
No, looking from woman's point of view.
662
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,041
I think you'd leave.
663
00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:31,958
You are losing face if you stay.
664
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:35,207
Go, Or they'll say you've no guts!
665
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:35,791
Go.
666
00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:36,541
Ah So!
667
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,375
Women should have guts too.
668
00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,666
If you don't go, there'll be lots of gossip!
669
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:42,792
Don't be teased by those bitches!
670
00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:47,583
Go!
671
00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:49,833
Continue acting!
672
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:52,541
You are talented! Beautiful!
673
00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:54,666
Fat and dirty! You'll have bright future!
I'm sure.
674
00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:55,791
You'll be our sample!
675
00:39:55,792 --> 00:39:56,625
Really?
676
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:57,875
Taxi!
677
00:39:58,625 --> 00:39:59,708
Get in! Get in!
678
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:00,792
Get in?
679
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,666
If I don't shut the door, don't go.
680
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,750
He is running out to chase after you.
681
00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,457
Where are you taking me to?
682
00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:11,875
Who are you?
683
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,583
Your wife has gone, what'll you do?
684
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:23,083
It'll be fine.
685
00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:25,624
Why don't you ask her back?
686
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:26,875
It'll be fine!
687
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:28,666
Why don't you ask her back?
688
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:29,666
It'll be fine!
689
00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:31,082
When will you go and find your wife?
690
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,542
It'll be fine.
691
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,582
When"ll you brush that bitch aside?
692
00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:35,541
It'll be fine!
693
00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:37,125
Moon!
694
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,167
Shelia, he is my youngest brother
695
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:41,833
Hello!
696
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:44,875
Please give way
697
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:48,457
Where is my room? Take my stuff in.
698
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,708
I'll introduce you to my daddy and mom.
699
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:51,500
Sure.
700
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,250
Father-in-law, mother-in-law.
701
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:59,292
You look different today, daughter-in-law.
702
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,958
Your face is as red as the monkey's ass.
703
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:04,457
Dad and mom, she is Shelia.
704
00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,457
She's shitter?
705
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:07,375
Shelia, a name.
706
00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:12,625
No need of Filipino maid!
Your wife is good at domestic work.
707
00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:14,500
Ask her go back to the Philippines.
708
00:41:15,042 --> 00:41:17,374
Dad, mom, she is new daughter in law.
709
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,707
New jewelry store?
710
00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:20,833
When did the new jewelry store opened?
711
00:41:22,167 --> 00:41:23,791
I hate the King's new empresses.
712
00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:26,458
Take her away, kill her!
713
00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:27,624
Honey.
714
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:29,874
Go and have a rest first, or I'll be late.
715
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:32,125
I'll come back early to have dinner with you.
716
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:35,042
Ah So.
717
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:37,542
Help Shelia, I depend on you.
718
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,375
Depend on me?
719
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:49,792
Pretty woman, pretty woman.
720
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:54,000
Walking down the street...
721
00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:58,958
Pretty woman, pretty woman.
722
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,083
Oh!
723
00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:06,625
Never mind, we are easy going.
724
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:12,457
But an old fashioned family, is a little bit
troublesome. You should work hard.
725
00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:14,916
We've never used maid before.
726
00:42:14,917 --> 00:42:16,749
From now on
727
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,125
the family depends on you.
728
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:23,250
But the jobs are simple.
729
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:24,874
I think I can manage.
730
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,417
Sure!
731
00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:28,707
What are that?
732
00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:29,957
Incense at 5am,
733
00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:31,082
help mom to bath at 6.
734
00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,207
Wash my dad's feet at 7,
735
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:33,166
cook breakfast at 8.
736
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:34,291
Buy food from market at 9,
737
00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:35,417
cleaning at 10.
738
00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,792
Clumsy maid! Stop it!
739
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,167
Clean our bodies, starting from the head.
740
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:49,542
Head?
741
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,708
Oh! It's a wig!
742
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,000
How do you know that?
743
00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:09,875
My God! What a shame!
744
00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:15,708
We've finished looking the old picture, right?
745
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:21,333
Now, we'd...
746
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:24,249
Well, let me visit your toilet first.
747
00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:26,333
Welcome...
748
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:47,958
Hello!
749
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,667
Foon, what are you doing now?
750
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,542
I'm thinking of you.
751
00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:57,291
Where are you?
752
00:43:57,292 --> 00:44:00,583
In Tokyo, a long way from HK.
753
00:44:02,958 --> 00:44:06,583
Holliyok, if you could show up now
754
00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:08,958
I would not mind dying.
755
00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:11,667
I wish to stay with you now.
756
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:16,583
But I am in Tokyo now.
757
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,416
Stop please!
758
00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:19,792
Why?
759
00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:24,167
If you continue, I'll be suffering
from missing you.
760
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:25,875
Please wait.
761
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,458
Sudden?
762
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,042
Happy?
763
00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:37,625
Sudden! I'm Happy!
764
00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,125
I've finished my shower!
765
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,333
Let's dance, OK?
766
00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:57,457
Why? It's so dirty!
767
00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:58,457
How come?
768
00:44:58,458 --> 00:45:00,792
Go! Shower again! Go!
769
00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:05,958
What are you doing? Foon.
770
00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:08,208
I'm too happy!
771
00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:12,292
What are you wearing? Which film's costume.
772
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:14,249
"Ghost"
773
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,542
Ghost again! It's changed!
774
00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,042
Changed?
775
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,083
Which film now?
776
00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:21,958
This!
777
00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:27,375
I wonder you remember the costume I'm wearing?
778
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,125
I... I can't.
779
00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:34,292
You disappoint me!
780
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,458
I'm not qualified to be Holliyok!
781
00:45:38,583 --> 00:45:40,625
I'll give you one second.
782
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:44,707
I'm clean!
783
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,666
Really? Who say so?
784
00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:50,292
Look at that!
785
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,999
Shave it now, hurry up!
786
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,375
Use some cream first, or it'll hurt.
787
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:00,374
I haven't got it.
788
00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:01,792
I am really angry!
789
00:46:01,875 --> 00:46:03,750
You've watched so limited films.
790
00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:05,832
What'll I do now?
791
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:07,499
I'll give you <i>2</i> minutes.
792
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:08,457
No.
793
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:09,541
3 minutes.
794
00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:12,082
No, I want you to tell me now.
795
00:46:12,083 --> 00:46:15,333
Listen, this is...
796
00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:27,083
"Kennedy with drunken fists"
797
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,082
"Kennedy with drunken fists"?
798
00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:33,500
This is the sequel of "Kung Fu Sun Yat San".
799
00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:38,124
I've never heard before.
800
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,082
So you'd hire the tape now.
801
00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:42,708
You'd learn more and more.
802
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:43,707
Who acted in "Reagan with drunken fist"?
803
00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:45,416
No, It's "Kennedy with drunken fists".
804
00:46:45,417 --> 00:46:46,957
Yes, who acted the film?
805
00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:49,583
Ronald Reagan, after viewing the tape...
806
00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,708
match my costume, come and see me again.
807
00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:52,957
OK.
808
00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:54,708
I'll wait you, hurry up!
809
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,000
I'm clean.
810
00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:10,166
That's perfect!
811
00:47:10,167 --> 00:47:13,416
Why not dance?
812
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:16,417
I don't think so.
813
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:30,667
It's no need.
814
00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:37,917
Foon?
815
00:47:39,333 --> 00:47:41,042
I miss you.
816
00:47:42,833 --> 00:47:44,499
Don't do that. I'll be right back.
817
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,833
I don't want to, but I can't control myself.
818
00:48:10,417 --> 00:48:11,166
She...
819
00:48:11,167 --> 00:48:12,541
You are so dirty!
820
00:48:12,542 --> 00:48:14,166
Why don't you go and get a shower?
821
00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:15,041
Who is she?
822
00:48:15,042 --> 00:48:16,375
She comes to have a shower.
823
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,917
Push!
824
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:47,542
Hide!
825
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,375
Swing!
826
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:10,417
Doctor, how is my brother?
827
00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:14,249
His skull breaks, causing apoplexia.
828
00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,292
And a little bit hydrocephalus.
829
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:20,750
From the X-ray, he has partly cerebral
congestion.
830
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,583
Since the supply of blood
from the artery is insufficient.
831
00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:25,457
So complicated.
832
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:28,042
No exactly, we can call it.
833
00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:29,458
Brain disease.
834
00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:32,333
He is such a rare case that
835
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:35,292
His brain is not fully developed.
836
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:39,625
Since he had a brain strike,
thus caused this disease.
837
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,166
In medical terms,
838
00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:46,375
it's called Cerebritis Paroxysm Amnesia.
839
00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:49,749
His behavior is not logical, irregular,
not predictable, unconscious.
840
00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:52,375
Cannot be expected.
841
00:49:52,875 --> 00:49:55,624
Is he married? Or does he has girlfriend?
842
00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:57,917
Did you drive here? Give me a ride.
843
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,667
They've just gone.
844
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:03,250
That's fine, he won't drag anyone down.
845
00:50:03,708 --> 00:50:06,542
But you'd take good care of him,
it's a hard job.
846
00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:10,666
My business? Why do you look at me?
847
00:50:10,667 --> 00:50:13,250
OK... OK, I'll employ a nurse for him.
848
00:50:13,417 --> 00:50:16,000
Can he recover?
849
00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:20,833
Let's go there and talk.
850
00:50:23,042 --> 00:50:25,458
Frankly speaking, the chance is limited.
851
00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:29,292
Unless he'll meet a great excitement,
like large amount of blood flush to the brain.
852
00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:30,708
Then he may recover.
853
00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:33,458
What sort of symptoms he is having?
854
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:36,500
Included...
855
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:37,833
Depression.
856
00:50:41,625 --> 00:50:42,750
Paroxysm.
857
00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,542
Nervosity.
858
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:49,707
Who is lustful? You are lustful!
859
00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:51,958
Who is lustful? I'm lustful.
860
00:50:52,625 --> 00:50:54,250
He is proud, indecent.
861
00:50:58,333 --> 00:50:59,708
He doesn't care morality.
862
00:51:01,042 --> 00:51:03,207
How dare you kiss your sister-in-law?
863
00:51:03,208 --> 00:51:04,500
That's it!
864
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:06,333
He inclines to violence.
865
00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:08,624
Robbery, money no! I want your underwear.
866
00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:10,292
Your underwear only!
867
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:12,208
What? You wear no underwear?
868
00:51:12,917 --> 00:51:14,625
Nervous before period.
869
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:18,375
Are you kidding, pal?
870
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:21,750
Only female patient has it.
871
00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:25,667
But, he is a serious case, he may have it too.
872
00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:32,625
Also, he'll suicide.
873
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,000
Foon!
874
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:37,917
Foon!
875
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,542
He fainted.
876
00:51:40,708 --> 00:51:41,832
That's good!
877
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,332
He is useless, anyway.
878
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:47,916
Hey, what... what's that cerebritis...
879
00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:51,166
It's Cerebritis Paroxysm Amnesia.
880
00:51:51,167 --> 00:51:52,124
Oh yes...
881
00:51:52,125 --> 00:51:53,417
Don't be anxious, listen to me.
882
00:51:53,542 --> 00:51:55,458
That means...
883
00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:00,208
Now you understand?
884
00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:06,875
Eat the noodle.
885
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,417
Eat the noodle.
886
00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:12,708
Damn!
887
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:17,708
What a bastard!
888
00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:20,958
Have the noodle.
889
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,958
Gee!
890
00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:35,707
What is it? Let me have a look.
891
00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:37,957
No! It's funny.
892
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:39,792
Be a good boy, let me see.
893
00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,500
Are you sure?
894
00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:44,000
Look!
895
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:45,417
You are funny indeed!
896
00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:50,374
It's funny.
897
00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,125
What's it? Let me see.
898
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,249
What's it? Let me see.
899
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,082
May I?
900
00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:55,708
Go to hell!
901
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:14,375
Ah...
902
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,207
What's it?
903
00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:16,583
No body there.
904
00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:19,083
Doctor said you'd be tied up
for you lost control.
905
00:53:19,292 --> 00:53:21,958
I've employed a nurse for you.
906
00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:28,875
Oh, there is somebody.
907
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:30,250
Greet her.
908
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,750
Bitch!
909
00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,833
I've to go to office, take care of him.
910
00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:37,958
I depend on you, Miss.
911
00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:39,750
Don't worry.
912
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,583
Foon, how are you?
913
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,958
I'm with you again.
914
00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,583
I come and take care of you.
915
00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:56,708
Come on.
916
00:54:00,542 --> 00:54:04,625
I couldn't sleep but kept on thinking of you.
917
00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,417
What a night mare!
918
00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:10,875
I've never been cheated.
919
00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,458
I put all my dreams on you,
920
00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,333
but you cheated me!
921
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,083
Sorry... I'm sorry...
922
00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:25,667
forgive me please
923
00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:30,208
I'm so anxious, because I love you so much.
924
00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:41,750
Can you recognize my costume?
925
00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:46,458
Female killer!
926
00:54:46,667 --> 00:54:47,582
Almost!
927
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:48,666
Female...
928
00:54:48,667 --> 00:54:52,625
Do you know what a lady need most?
929
00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:53,833
Tits!
930
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,916
No, virgin.
931
00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:56,833
I have.
932
00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:58,667
Do you know what's your fault?
933
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,374
Who is lustful?
934
00:55:00,375 --> 00:55:01,666
I'm lustful!
935
00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:02,957
Who is lustful?
936
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:04,500
I'm lustful too.
937
00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,667
It's too late for you to admit your fault.
938
00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:12,250
Those who cheated in the film.
939
00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:14,500
Will have sad ending.
940
00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:15,999
Cut your balls!
941
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,957
Cut your balls!
942
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:18,833
Cut! Cut! Cut!
943
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,292
This is a rehearsal only!
944
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,125
Now, it starts!
945
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:31,208
I love you.
946
00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:35,583
Ah?
947
00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:37,667
I love you.
948
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:08,917
I love you.
949
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:27,583
I've waited this for a long time,
please say once more.
950
00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:29,917
Say once again.
951
00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,125
I love you.
952
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:34,667
What?
953
00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:42,875
What a real friend of mine!
954
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,417
Cheers!
955
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,250
I don't care he is mad or not.
956
00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:55,625
I won't be softhearted again!
957
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,917
I want you kneel in front of me and apologize.
958
00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:15,250
It's my fault.
959
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,875
Please forgive me.
960
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:22,500
Kill me!
961
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,000
I dare!
962
00:57:24,667 --> 00:57:25,792
Kill me!
963
00:57:26,458 --> 00:57:28,707
Actually I want to suicide!
964
00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:31,250
Kill me! I'm shameless!
965
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:33,125
I'm useless!
966
00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:37,375
Please, let me die.
967
00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:46,208
Don't do that, clean your face first.
968
00:57:48,917 --> 00:57:53,917
Why perfect couples can't have happy ending.
969
00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:04,375
No matter what he says.
970
00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:07,208
I'll kill him or I'll kill myself!
971
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:17,417
Robbery.
972
00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:20,375
On the wall. Please!
973
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:33,958
Pretty woman, walking down the street,
pretty woman.
974
00:58:34,125 --> 00:58:37,958
Pretty woman, cheater...
975
00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:41,667
Pretty woman, cheater...
976
00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:53,375
God! I'm no good.
977
00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:56,708
I've to kill myself to pay my fault.
978
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,708
Silly girl, it's not the best way
to solve the problem.
979
00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:09,083
The mad boy'd be fixed in some soft way.
980
00:59:09,292 --> 00:59:12,000
Follow me, I've got an idea.
981
00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:23,000
Where are you going?
982
00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,542
Don't come back late.
983
00:59:29,917 --> 00:59:32,792
Should I prepare your dinner?
984
00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:37,167
Answer me, OK?
985
00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:42,458
It's no use for you to fool around
986
00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:43,958
Stand where you are!
987
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,916
Naughty boy, do you hear me?
988
00:59:45,917 --> 00:59:47,875
Stop!
989
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:51,500
Where do you want to go?
990
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:59,332
You want to bath?
991
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,833
Come Here!
992
01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:02,917
Push him!
993
01:00:30,417 --> 01:00:34,124
You are clean now.
994
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:37,042
We have a fresh air.
995
01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,167
Damn!
996
01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:42,208
He is proud, indecent.
997
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:53,083
Emotional is also.
998
01:00:55,833 --> 01:01:00,833
"Oh! My love, my darling,
I'm hunger for your touch."
999
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:11,917
This is our song.
1000
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:15,874
Whenever I hear this,
I'll remember how you kissed me.
1001
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:19,125
"...lonely time"
1002
01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:24,542
"Time goes by..."
1003
01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:27,000
Hey, do you know how to sing "Dr. Slum"?
1004
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:27,750
Sure.
1005
01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:29,250
Sing now.
1006
01:01:29,792 --> 01:01:32,542
"London bridge is falling down."
1007
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:35,792
"Falling down."
1008
01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:37,333
"Falling down..."
1009
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,875
"Return no more."
1010
01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:42,083
"London bridge is falling down..."
1011
01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:47,833
I'm afraid that Karaoke PR
is same as club girl.
1012
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,333
No, the pay is different.
1013
01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:52,541
But you'd accompany the customers
to sing and play games.
1014
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,499
Do you know to how to sing?
1015
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,791
- I'm expert!
- That's good!
1016
01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:56,749
Heung.
1017
01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,250
Are you introducing an applicant to me?
1018
01:01:58,458 --> 01:01:59,500
She is the applicant.
1019
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,791
I'm not employing a cleaning staff.
1020
01:02:01,792 --> 01:02:03,625
She can change her outlook.
1021
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:07,542
Right, I can sing pretty well, May I show you?
1022
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:11,083
"I hate being brush off..."
1023
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:16,416
"I fall in love."
1024
01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:18,207
I can sing man's part.
1025
01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:22,832
"I believe in love,
but afraid of not getting love."
1026
01:02:22,833 --> 01:02:26,042
What'd I sing?
1027
01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:31,542
"May I know how many..."
1028
01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:34,749
Let's wish the bride and bridegroom
a happy life ahead!
1029
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:35,916
Cheers.
1030
01:02:35,917 --> 01:02:40,917
"We're depart now..."
1031
01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:43,083
Is she cursing us?
1032
01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,000
What's she doing?
1033
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,124
Let's celebrate boss's release from prison.
1034
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:49,999
I'll chop anyone if he mentions
his life in jail.
1035
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,082
Cheers!
1036
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:55,416
"I've lost my freedom in prison,
you have done wrongly..."
1037
01:02:55,417 --> 01:02:56,666
She's making fun of me?
1038
01:02:56,667 --> 01:02:58,541
"I'm wrong... and you..."
1039
01:02:58,542 --> 01:02:59,791
Who the hell is she?
1040
01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:02,792
"Have no hope"
1041
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:03,416
10
1042
01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:04,416
You lose.
1043
01:03:04,417 --> 01:03:05,417
Drink it!
1044
01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:08,749
Don't drink it! It's not hygienic.
1045
01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:11,250
This has been drunk by him, wash it first.
1046
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,499
You're so dirty!
1047
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:17,708
Let's vacuum first!
1048
01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:21,292
She is as annoying as my mom.
1049
01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:26,292
Bra!
1050
01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:32,917
"Why I'll cry for you?"
1051
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:42,583
"Don't you know it's because of love?"
1052
01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:52,625
"if not my lover left me?"
1053
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:58,000
"I won't cry!"
1054
01:03:58,792 --> 01:04:02,708
Change her! I don't want her.
1055
01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:08,125
Sexual Harassment!
1056
01:04:14,542 --> 01:04:17,417
You look so ugly, you'd change it!
1057
01:04:17,708 --> 01:04:20,875
You depended on your husband before.
1058
01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:22,375
But now you'd depend on your own.
1059
01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,833
The taste of the customers.
1060
01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:28,250
But no one likes your style, you know?
1061
01:04:28,417 --> 01:04:32,667
You'd try your very best to change!
1062
01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,999
I miss you, sister-in-law.
1063
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,958
Me too.
1064
01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:45,000
Are you busy?
1065
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,292
Things are getting quiet.
1066
01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:51,917
Well, drink this first.
1067
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,958
Ginseng and fish soup.
1068
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,000
It's weird.
1069
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:58,916
It's good to your throat!
1070
01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:01,458
And good to your wound!
1071
01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:06,042
How is the woman?
1072
01:05:06,292 --> 01:05:08,583
Don't mention that bitch!
1073
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:10,124
She made the home a mess!
1074
01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:12,249
When you were at home.
We used to have 7 dishes in dinner.
1075
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:12,832
Yeah.
1076
01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:14,291
Now, we can only have lunch boxes.
1077
01:05:14,292 --> 01:05:15,875
I think she steals the money!
1078
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:18,583
She buys over $200,000 in Joyce Boutique
per month.
1079
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:19,832
Yeah! $200,000.
1080
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,375
She was only a participant in Miss HK.
1081
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,042
She seldom goes to ball.
1082
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:27,833
I can't understand Moon!
She'll spend all his money.
1083
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,625
I can't understand.
1084
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:32,207
He'd know himself pretty well!
1085
01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:34,292
How can he court another girl?
He is not a handsome guy!
1086
01:05:34,417 --> 01:05:35,374
He isn't.
1087
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,667
You are right!
1088
01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:40,833
When will you come back?
1089
01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:51,208
Cheer up!
1090
01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:53,417
Look at you, you have luck you know.
1091
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,458
Everything will turn out line. I'm sure.
1092
01:05:56,333 --> 01:06:01,583
I'd change completely.
1093
01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:08,249
Honey, do you know where my green tie is?
1094
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,207
Which one?
1095
01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:11,750
The one bought with you in France.
1096
01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:14,250
Did I go to France with you? Huh?
1097
01:06:14,875 --> 01:06:16,499
Oh, nothing, I said nothing!
1098
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,458
This match!
1099
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:19,374
Really?
1100
01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:20,208
Sure!
1101
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:28,042
Are you crazy?
1102
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:31,874
Why did you turn off the T.V.?
1103
01:06:31,875 --> 01:06:34,583
Turn it on.
1104
01:06:34,750 --> 01:06:37,166
The fuse is burnt out, just stop watching.
1105
01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,582
I can't stop watching T.V.!
1106
01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,499
It's the end of the world.
1107
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,124
The end of the world!
1108
01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,749
Torture!
1109
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,250
Torture!
1110
01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:48,624
Honey, I...
1111
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:51,041
No home tonight!
1112
01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:53,042
We've an appointment with the Japanese client.
1113
01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:54,750
What?
1114
01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:57,332
You are cruel!
1115
01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:58,291
You evil!
1116
01:06:58,292 --> 01:06:59,916
You bitch!
1117
01:06:59,917 --> 01:07:01,208
You want to murder us!
1118
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,208
You bastards! You heartless!
1119
01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:05,625
Mr. Honda, any problem?
1120
01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:07,417
Wait, please wait.
1121
01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:09,833
It they sign this, we'll get damn rich!
1122
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:12,708
Why my excellent woman hasn't come?
1123
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,957
Beauty!
1124
01:07:14,958 --> 01:07:16,333
Brother Kwong!
1125
01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:18,958
Come over here...
1126
01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:21,250
Is she excellent?
1127
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,750
Perfect!
1128
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:28,000
Hi.
1129
01:07:29,417 --> 01:07:30,624
Have you had the plastic surgery?
1130
01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:31,542
Really?
1131
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:33,792
Yep...
1132
01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:36,042
Do you know each other?
1133
01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:38,999
Is he your friend? He seldom come!
1134
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,166
He loves his wife so much,
he loves dinning at home.
1135
01:07:42,167 --> 01:07:43,500
He seldom fools around.
1136
01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:46,583
Really? Mr. Shang loves dinning at home. I see!
1137
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:47,874
Not quite often.
1138
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:50,792
Come and serve our boss
1139
01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:54,750
Good evening. How do you do?
1140
01:07:55,250 --> 01:07:57,167
Perfect!
1141
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,416
What are you doing?
1142
01:07:59,417 --> 01:08:01,332
Damn! Let's go!
1143
01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:02,500
Right!
1144
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:05,332
Are you crazy? The contract worth $20M.
1145
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,416
She is my wife!
1146
01:08:06,417 --> 01:08:08,125
- Your wife?
- We've separated!
1147
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,917
I don't know what are you talking! Mr. Honda!
1148
01:08:11,083 --> 01:08:13,207
Is he your frequent customer? Watch out!
1149
01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,167
He is a wolf.
1150
01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:15,666
So am I!
1151
01:08:15,667 --> 01:08:16,582
Honey!
1152
01:08:16,583 --> 01:08:17,666
My name is not Honey,
1153
01:08:17,667 --> 01:08:19,957
Call me Ching!
1154
01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:21,833
Ching, how are you?
1155
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,958
Fine! Thank you for your concern!
1156
01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:25,457
Don't go!
1157
01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:27,082
My customer is waiting for me. Mr. Shang.
1158
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,167
I'll pay you! Sing with me all night.
1159
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:31,499
I begged you to sing with me before.
1160
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,417
Now you pay me to sing with you?
1161
01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:35,457
When will you off? Where are you living now?
1162
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:36,332
May I take you home?
1163
01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,916
No, thanks, I've my...
1164
01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:39,292
BMX bicycle.
1165
01:08:39,542 --> 01:08:40,832
Honey!
1166
01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:42,499
You've mistaken, Mr. Shang.
1167
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:43,749
Your wife is at home.
1168
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,582
At least you'd tell me. Where is my green tie.
1169
01:08:45,583 --> 01:08:46,582
Which is bought in France.
1170
01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:48,249
In the 5rd drawer,
1171
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,958
4th row, the 6th one
1172
01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:51,125
Thank you.
1173
01:08:56,542 --> 01:08:57,875
Open the door, honey.
1174
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,500
Why are you that late?
1175
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,875
I've met an old friend,
so we chatted for a whole night.
1176
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:08,292
It's so dark, why don't you turn on the light?
1177
01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:12,208
Why does the "National Geographic"
last so long?
1178
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:17,083
It's boring to see the fish!
1179
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,750
Auntie, why do you come so late
for foot massage?
1180
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,250
Because“.
1181
01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:24,291
I'm jobless!
1182
01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:27,124
I've studied 10 minutes from Prof Ng
in advance foot massage.
1183
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,332
So I come to practice.
1184
01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:29,832
Did you ask anybody to repair the fuse?
1185
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,832
Ah So is repairing in the kitchen.
He said he'd be quick.
1186
01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:34,667
He said this 6 hours ago.
1187
01:09:37,917 --> 01:09:39,041
Come and help!
1188
01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:40,583
Take your bath!
1189
01:09:45,917 --> 01:09:47,750
I can manage.
1190
01:09:53,208 --> 01:09:55,458
Can you stop starring at me?
1191
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,666
Damn you! Your are shameless! Bastard!
1192
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:09,542
Why don't you give a helping hand?
1193
01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,082
Get lost! Bitch! Don't block my way.
1194
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:13,166
That'd be beneficial to the world!
1195
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:14,832
Get lost! Bitch! Don't block my way!
1196
01:10:14,833 --> 01:10:16,583
Shut the power first.
1197
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:22,458
Has your Yuan Kwan discovered the secret?
1198
01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:23,791
What?
1199
01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:25,333
You are a bitch!
1200
01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:30,667
Has your Ka Ming discovered the secret?
1201
01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:31,874
I won't let him know my secret.
1202
01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:32,582
Me too!
1203
01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:33,458
Shit!
1204
01:10:34,792 --> 01:10:37,083
I have been Ka Ming's girlfriend
since childhood, until 16.
1205
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,042
He'll come back and marry me next week.
1206
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,792
What a coincidence?
1207
01:10:43,417 --> 01:10:45,124
Are you telling me your stupid woman.
1208
01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:47,083
Will marry you?
1209
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:49,000
Sure!
1210
01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:55,375
Luckily, we have our own lovers.
1211
01:10:55,458 --> 01:10:57,332
We won't fall for each other.
1212
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:58,792
With you? Damn!
1213
01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,291
I am scared!
1214
01:11:06,292 --> 01:11:08,332
Don't be scared!
1215
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:10,207
My heart beats so fast.
1216
01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:12,042
I'm here! I'm here.
1217
01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:26,292
What is he doing?
1218
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:34,625
Why not next time?
1219
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:38,583
We've just learn how to play Taiwan Mahjong.
1220
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,917
But one partner is lacking.
1221
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:43,333
Ah So is so slow and stupid in playing mahjong.
1222
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:48,875
Please give me a chance to play with you.
1223
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:58,667
Mahjong playing, what do you think?
1224
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,083
In cash.
1225
01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:03,042
I may lend you.
1226
01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:04,958
Mahjong playing?
1227
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,250
Why don't you make it earlier?
1228
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:18,457
Taiwan style, maximum 3 winners,
complicated rules, you know?
1229
01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:19,917
Sure!
1230
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:23,333
Make it $300 base, $60 per fold.
1231
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,750
Make it 32 rounds.
1232
01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:31,250
This suits you!
1233
01:12:31,417 --> 01:12:32,625
Coffin.
1234
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,542
Win!
1235
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,666
3 in a king...
1236
01:12:37,667 --> 01:12:42,124
...74 folds.
1237
01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:44,000
106 folds.
1238
01:12:44,417 --> 01:12:45,917
Dad! Mom!
1239
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:47,958
Good Coffin!
1240
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:51,416
3 Hookers, it suits you.
1241
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:52,583
I want it.
1242
01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:55,167
Yuen Kwan is so pure.
1243
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:00,833
You lack this!
1244
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,292
Bird! (Dick)
1245
01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:04,708
Bingo!
1246
01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:06,749
8 and 1/2 pairs!
1247
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:09,791
Let me count...
1248
01:13:09,792 --> 01:13:12,167
- 34 folds
- 46 folds.
1249
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,000
Congratulation!
1250
01:13:19,625 --> 01:13:20,541
You are too lucky
1251
01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:22,958
to be a beginner.
1252
01:13:24,042 --> 01:13:25,582
We're really lucky!
1253
01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:26,917
It's my pleasure!
1254
01:13:27,042 --> 01:13:28,583
What are you doing?
1255
01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:33,500
Since you are losing, eat this.
1256
01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:36,125
Bad temper!
1257
01:13:38,458 --> 01:13:40,917
You love this, I guess.
1258
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:43,833
- Bingo!
- Bingo!
1259
01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:47,374
Maximum 3 winners! Let me count...
1260
01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:52,375
- 6 folds.
- 7 folds
1261
01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,208
I'll pay you later for I've no cash.
1262
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,332
You deserve it!
1263
01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:58,292
Let's side bet. 5000.
1264
01:13:59,000 --> 01:13:59,999
We Play too!
1265
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,417
No, it's our feud.
1266
01:14:04,125 --> 01:14:05,500
I can afford it
1267
01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:07,250
I'll win in double.
1268
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,333
I know you want it.
1269
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,250
Four in a king, pay me.
1270
01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:21,000
I'll pay later.
1271
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:22,667
Curse you!
1272
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:31,999
Bingo!
1273
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,291
I've got it.
1274
01:14:33,292 --> 01:14:35,708
Bitch, you are so cruel to have all!
1275
01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:52,458
Ching! Are you off?
1276
01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:56,292
Are you crazy? It's only 3°C!
1277
01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:58,166
This is bought by you.
1278
01:14:58,167 --> 01:14:59,832
It's warm!
1279
01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:01,750
Miss, please give me a penny.
1280
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,583
Have it on.
1281
01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:12,292
Thank you.
1282
01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:14,625
Taxi!
1283
01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:21,375
Don't go until the door's shut.
1284
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:23,875
Sister-in-law...
1285
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,250
Where are you going? Who are you?
1286
01:15:29,458 --> 01:15:31,042
Oh! It's you, Mr. Chan!
1287
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,958
$120,000 with discount.
1288
01:15:34,792 --> 01:15:35,833
I want this please.
1289
01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:37,500
For your wife again?
1290
01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:38,791
Sure.
1291
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:40,667
You are too good to your wife!
1292
01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:41,750
Sure.
1293
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:44,458
It's too lucky to marry you.
1294
01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:45,708
Sure.
1295
01:15:47,292 --> 01:15:49,667
Like it?
1296
01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:52,250
Why do you send me so precious present?
1297
01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:54,332
Today is our separation anniversary.
1298
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:55,374
What do you want, Sir?
1299
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,042
The chef recommends Boston lobsters.
1300
01:15:57,417 --> 01:15:59,708
I want fried-rice plus an egg.
1301
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,916
Make it tow.
1302
01:16:01,917 --> 01:16:02,750
Yes sir.
1303
01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:05,417
I want some music.
1304
01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:06,625
Right away!
1305
01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,708
Music is coming.
1306
01:16:20,958 --> 01:16:22,250
Take it back please.
1307
01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:23,542
Why?
1308
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:26,042
I don't know why.
1309
01:16:26,542 --> 01:16:31,000
In the past, I worked hard
and waited for my husband.
1310
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:32,624
Now I am your lover.
1311
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:35,042
You leave your wife and stay with me.
1312
01:16:35,208 --> 01:16:36,082
Actually I..
1313
01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:37,750
Go back as soon as possible after this dinner.
1314
01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:40,375
Your wife is suffering waiting.
1315
01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:42,208
I've experienced.
1316
01:16:42,375 --> 01:16:43,583
It's hard feeling.
1317
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,333
Come back! We all need you.
1318
01:16:46,667 --> 01:16:48,750
Dad and Mom will celebrate
their 80th birthday few days later.
1319
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:51,917
I hope you'll come.
1320
01:16:55,042 --> 01:17:01,083
"I believe in love."
1321
01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:08,500
"How many perfect lovers in this world?"
1322
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,000
Stop please...
1323
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,666
I've practiced this song especially for you.
1324
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:14,124
What do you think?
1325
01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:17,125
It's horrible! Stop it, OK?
1326
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,917
I'm sorry! Sorry!
1327
01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:26,417
What's the matter?
1328
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,125
I love it.
1329
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,250
Are you coming to teach that idiot a lesson?
1330
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:39,000
No, I resign.
1331
01:17:39,917 --> 01:17:42,250
I want to leave HK which made me sad.
1332
01:17:43,208 --> 01:17:45,167
I want to see Foon Foon for the last time.
1333
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:58,875
Holliyok!
1334
01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:03,625
Holliyok!
1335
01:18:07,417 --> 01:18:11,833
Holliyok! Don't go!
1336
01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:20,625
Help!
1337
01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:45,417
Over there!
1338
01:18:46,167 --> 01:18:47,542
Look
1339
01:19:10,292 --> 01:19:12,083
I made this
1340
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,042
I made this...
1341
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:16,958
For you
1342
01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:20,542
It's almost finished.
1343
01:19:23,542 --> 01:19:25,000
Oh blood!
1344
01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:35,208
Foon!
1345
01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:46,207
See everyone,
1346
01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:49,542
She knows how to use "The Double Inverted
Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique".
1347
01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,833
And she helped flushing large amount
of blood to my brain.
1348
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,875
So, can I be cured?
1349
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,833
Until now, I think you'll guess it.
1350
01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:01,833
What are you doing?
1351
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:04,457
It's mask! It's expensive.!
1352
01:20:04,458 --> 01:20:05,749
Why are you that late?
1353
01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:08,125
Hag!
1354
01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:12,166
Why do you buy so many things?
1355
01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:14,208
Your parents are not fair.
1356
01:20:14,292 --> 01:20:18,041
She bought new clothes
for your brother and cousin Mo-Shang
1357
01:20:18,042 --> 01:20:21,458
So I buy an expensive one for myself
or I'll lose face.
1358
01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:22,917
Shower first.
1359
01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:24,417
I'll have a look myself in the mirror.
1360
01:20:37,417 --> 01:20:38,750
Are you kidding?
1361
01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:46,875
I see myself now.
1362
01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:51,125
Thank you... Help yourself.
1363
01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:57,291
Don't sit like a stone!
1364
01:20:57,292 --> 01:20:58,666
Serve the guests!
1365
01:20:58,667 --> 01:20:59,500
Shang Moon.
1366
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:02,541
You dress so formally!
1367
01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:03,667
Am I pretty?
1368
01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:04,917
Dad and Mom are over there.
1369
01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:09,083
Mr. Shang!
1370
01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:11,750
Are you playing magic tonight?
1371
01:21:12,042 --> 01:21:13,375
Are you having sexy dance tonight?
1372
01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:16,707
Congratulation...
1373
01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:17,666
Please give way...
1374
01:21:17,667 --> 01:21:19,124
Sorry...
1375
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:21,500
Happy birthday, dad and mom.
1376
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:23,083
Have a red pocket.
1377
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,000
Be good.
1378
01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,792
Happy birthday, cousin.
1379
01:21:29,583 --> 01:21:31,375
Have my red pocket, be good.
1380
01:21:31,792 --> 01:21:33,791
Thank you, don't bother us.
1381
01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:34,917
Sorry!
1382
01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:38,375
Are you the nurse Miss Wong?
1383
01:21:38,833 --> 01:21:40,208
Actually my name is Ho.
1384
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,500
Where are uncle and auntie?
1385
01:21:41,792 --> 01:21:42,750
They are over there.
1386
01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:45,957
Uncle, auntie, happy birthday.
1387
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:47,333
Have a red pocket.
1388
01:21:47,458 --> 01:21:48,500
Be good.
1389
01:21:48,625 --> 01:21:50,125
No! It's too kind of you
1390
01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:52,042
Take it, we are family.
1391
01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:55,207
That's right! Thank you.
1392
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:57,833
Foon recovers because of you.
1393
01:21:58,167 --> 01:21:59,792
Has Foon recovered?
1394
01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:03,416
He is surrounded by girls now.
1395
01:22:03,417 --> 01:22:06,458
Oh, I think he recovers.
1396
01:22:08,333 --> 01:22:10,041
You lose, drink it.
1397
01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:11,750
OK, just a little bit.
1398
01:22:12,042 --> 01:22:15,916
Foon, you promised to bring me to Paris.
1399
01:22:15,917 --> 01:22:17,416
- Really?
- Yeah.
1400
01:22:17,417 --> 01:22:18,999
You promised to take me to Bali!
1401
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,000
Bali?
1402
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:22,625
You promised to take me to Spain.
1403
01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:26,332
No! You promised to marry me.
1404
01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:27,542
Kidding?
1405
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:30,375
No problem!
1406
01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,667
But you'd wait till I get
another brain disease.
1407
01:22:35,958 --> 01:22:37,917
Are you OK? Foon!
1408
01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:39,833
I'm fine!
1409
01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:47,332
What are you doing?
1410
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:48,708
What are you doing?
1411
01:22:55,292 --> 01:22:56,958
He is mad again.
1412
01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:01,416
He is mad again.
1413
01:23:01,417 --> 01:23:03,083
I don't want him.
1414
01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:04,833
Foon“.
1415
01:23:05,125 --> 01:23:07,458
- Are you OK?
- Excuse me.
1416
01:23:07,667 --> 01:23:10,417
Nurse, take him up and take care of him.
1417
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:12,458
I'll serve the guest.
1418
01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:14,042
Don't let the old know it.
1419
01:23:14,167 --> 01:23:16,249
Don't shout! Don't let the old worry...
1420
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:18,041
Don't shout! Don't let the old worry...
1421
01:23:18,042 --> 01:23:21,375
Otherwise there's a big trouble!
1422
01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:29,375
Even I'm mad, you'll stay with me.
1423
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,500
Are you serious?
1424
01:23:32,542 --> 01:23:33,542
I am.
1425
01:23:34,125 --> 01:23:35,249
Are you crazy?
1426
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,000
Not this time.
1427
01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:38,917
I mean I really love you.
1428
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:42,458
Holliyok!
1429
01:23:42,583 --> 01:23:43,917
Shut up!
1430
01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:46,417
I'll never trust you again.
1431
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:48,583
You can't give me sense of security!
1432
01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:58,458
Safety?
1433
01:24:01,667 --> 01:24:02,750
What is it?
1434
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:10,416
Is your Yuen Kwan coming
to celebrate your parent's birthday?
1435
01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:11,958
Where is she?
1436
01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:14,291
She'd dress up!
1437
01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:15,249
She is different from you,
1438
01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:16,833
you've never wore a dress.
1439
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,374
Is your thigh tattooed?
1440
01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,500
You don't seem to be a man
even you water trousers!
1441
01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:24,250
Ah So, Ah So...
1442
01:24:25,292 --> 01:24:26,750
Yuen Kwan!
1443
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,166
You look much more beautiful!
1444
01:24:29,167 --> 01:24:30,875
- You too.
- Thank you.
1445
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,957
Let me introduce.
1446
01:24:32,958 --> 01:24:35,208
She is the Auntie Mo-Shang I always mention.
1447
01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:37,666
Oh, you are so young!
1448
01:24:37,667 --> 01:24:39,417
But an old heart! She is still single.
1449
01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:40,791
Ka Ming!
1450
01:24:40,792 --> 01:24:41,875
Cousin Mo-Shang!
1451
01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,583
Cousin Mo-Shang!
1452
01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:49,541
You grow taller! Smarter too!
1453
01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:50,749
You too.
1454
01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:52,167
He is my nephew.
1455
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:53,874
He is my Ka Ming.
1456
01:24:53,875 --> 01:24:55,000
Hello.
1457
01:24:55,167 --> 01:24:56,457
- Are you hungry?
- Are you hungry?
1458
01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:57,207
A little...
1459
01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:58,082
Come and eat something.
1460
01:24:58,083 --> 01:24:59,250
Feed him with milk.
1461
01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:02,250
Go.
1462
01:25:02,292 --> 01:25:04,041
Would you tidy up?
1463
01:25:04,042 --> 01:25:06,208
Do it yourself if you want to.
1464
01:25:09,292 --> 01:25:10,542
Hi.
1465
01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:16,458
I'll go after leaving this gift.
1466
01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:19,333
Sister-in-law.
1467
01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:21,582
Ah So!
1468
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:22,332
You look beautiful!
1469
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,416
You are sparkling.
1470
01:25:23,417 --> 01:25:24,542
Dad and mom are over there.
1471
01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,625
Sister-in-law is back.
1472
01:25:28,292 --> 01:25:29,583
Father-in-law...
1473
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,417
Oh... uncle, auntie.
1474
01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:34,624
Why do you leave so long for vacation?
1475
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,624
Give you a red pocket, be good!
1476
01:25:36,625 --> 01:25:39,125
Born a baby for us.
1477
01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:41,625
I can't control!
1478
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:43,166
I'd leave now.
1479
01:25:43,167 --> 01:25:45,999
Leaf? Ask the maid to give you some.
1480
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:48,958
The maid is like a stone!
1481
01:25:49,042 --> 01:25:52,000
Moon, ask the maid serve us wine.
1482
01:25:56,042 --> 01:25:57,582
Hey, penalty kick!
1483
01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:58,917
I have to go to work now.
1484
01:26:04,875 --> 01:26:06,292
You want to go?
1485
01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,667
But it's wise of you,
1486
01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:10,583
He loves me more.
1487
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:13,833
He brush you off because he loves me.
1488
01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:15,124
Anyway,
1489
01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:17,458
you are the hag now, not me.
1490
01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:19,375
I've not been a hag for a long time.
1491
01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:24,667
Housewife is such a difficult job.
1492
01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:27,167
I suggest you to quit as soon as possible.
1493
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:29,832
Honey...
1494
01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,625
Your honey is over there.
1495
01:26:34,750 --> 01:26:36,750
Go and chase her.
1496
01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:41,792
Not necessary, She'll be back soon.
1497
01:26:42,333 --> 01:26:43,375
Leave now!
1498
01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:45,083
What?
1499
01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:50,125
It's me who do the cleaning!
1500
01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:52,207
The window, the toilet,
even the old bluffer's bodies!
1501
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:53,457
Now you ask me to leave?
1502
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:54,750
OK, I'll leave.
1503
01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:58,249
You treated me as pearl
when you were courting me.
1504
01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,791
You treat me as shit when I become your wife!
1505
01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:02,583
OK, I'll go to become other's concubine now.
1506
01:27:03,042 --> 01:27:04,625
We don't care.
1507
01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:08,874
Remember, it's me who brush you off.
1508
01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:10,417
I quit!
1509
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:12,458
Because your whole family
1510
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:13,917
totally mad!
1511
01:27:14,167 --> 01:27:15,458
Shelia!
1512
01:27:16,125 --> 01:27:17,708
Ah So, you...
1513
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:19,917
Ask yourself.
1514
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:21,624
After seeing them,
1515
01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:23,458
I feel lucky.
1516
01:27:24,042 --> 01:27:27,667
Ka Ming, we are old enough...
1517
01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:29,792
We'd decide something.
1518
01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,916
Mo-Shang, you're really understand me.
1519
01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:33,917
You know what I'm thinking.
1520
01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:35,333
Ka Ming.
1521
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,208
I come here with one purpose.
1522
01:27:38,375 --> 01:27:40,083
I want to announce something.
1523
01:27:40,542 --> 01:27:42,832
I want to marry with my beloved woman.
1524
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,541
- Congratulation.
- Thanks, same to you.
1525
01:27:44,542 --> 01:27:45,624
My fiance...
1526
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:46,792
Yuen Kwan.
1527
01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:51,917
Ka Ming.
1528
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:53,458
Yuen Kwan.
1529
01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:55,875
It's too touching!
1530
01:27:56,250 --> 01:27:57,750
Too fortunate
1531
01:27:57,917 --> 01:27:59,167
Come earlier for the wedding
1532
01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:00,875
Don't give too expensive present.
1533
01:28:00,917 --> 01:28:02,166
Help yourself!
1534
01:28:02,167 --> 01:28:04,542
It's all finished! What a tragedy!
1535
01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:05,667
Come early!
1536
01:28:08,667 --> 01:28:11,083
Penalty kick again.
1537
01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:40,417
That's too great!
1538
01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:45,000
They really match!
1539
01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:46,333
Yes.
1540
01:28:58,417 --> 01:29:00,625
She is too bad!
1541
01:29:00,792 --> 01:29:02,791
No wonder she said I was handsome.
1542
01:29:02,792 --> 01:29:04,750
That's I know already!
1543
01:29:04,833 --> 01:29:06,458
Big tits mean lustful!
1544
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:08,333
Bitch!
1545
01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:10,750
She'll be whore in future.
1546
01:29:11,042 --> 01:29:13,167
Now, she tempted my man.
1547
01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:14,957
Your man is too bad either.
1548
01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:17,667
He is too tall!
1549
01:29:17,792 --> 01:29:20,750
Well, I'll chop him!
1550
01:29:20,917 --> 01:29:22,708
Chop him!
1551
01:29:29,583 --> 01:29:31,917
Actually you acted quite decent.
1552
01:29:32,042 --> 01:29:33,917
This is my home!
1553
01:29:34,083 --> 01:29:37,250
I can't make my parents lose face.
1554
01:29:39,542 --> 01:29:41,250
You acted good too!
1555
01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:42,750
I should have done this
1556
01:29:45,042 --> 01:29:49,167
Actually you are quite nice.
1557
01:29:49,708 --> 01:29:51,833
I've never thought you bad...
1558
01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:06,792
Do you remember...
1559
01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:08,625
In the kitchen...
1560
01:30:34,208 --> 01:30:37,083
Does my costume make you feel safe?
1561
01:30:37,917 --> 01:30:39,250
"The Lunatics"
1562
01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:41,542
No!
1563
01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:49,750
No, It's Anglo...
1564
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,332
It must be Arnold!
1565
01:30:51,333 --> 01:30:54,292
Yes.
1566
01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:58,875
"Terminator"
1567
01:30:59,417 --> 01:31:01,958
I come to fight for our future.
1568
01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:04,833
I've set the program in my computer.
1569
01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:08,750
1st, we will get married in a church.
1570
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:10,875
And enjoy of 1st night.
1571
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,792
We'll have babies.
1572
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:15,625
I'll be a good family man.
1573
01:31:15,792 --> 01:31:17,750
I only love you for the rest of my life.
1574
01:31:22,208 --> 01:31:24,292
But you'd promise me one more thing.
1575
01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:25,958
Anything you say!
1576
01:31:28,958 --> 01:31:29,957
Your hair!
1577
01:31:29,958 --> 01:31:31,917
Well, this is just one style.
1578
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:33,958
You don't like it? I'll wash it!
1579
01:31:36,583 --> 01:31:40,042
That's too great! Promise me.
1580
01:31:40,292 --> 01:31:42,375
Keep this hairstyle forever, OK?
1581
01:31:52,167 --> 01:31:54,042
I've found someone who appreciate it!
1582
01:31:55,375 --> 01:31:56,625
Thanks.
1583
01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:01,374
Get on!
1584
01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:02,292
Great!
1585
01:32:11,292 --> 01:32:13,708
Come on. Don't be shy!
1586
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,208
The guests are all gone!
1587
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:22,583
We've done that for a long time.
1588
01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:26,250
Big brother.
1589
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:28,833
You two...
1590
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:32,792
we've fixed it. And how about you?
1591
01:32:32,917 --> 01:32:34,750
Ask sister-in-law to come back.
1592
01:32:35,250 --> 01:32:37,332
What did you say? Sister-in-law?
1593
01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:39,125
Who is your sister-in-law?
1594
01:32:49,042 --> 01:32:52,000
You are late, some guests are waiting.
1595
01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:54,000
Go now.
1596
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:04,417
Why you are here?
1597
01:33:04,583 --> 01:33:05,667
Daughter-in-law.
1598
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,166
I've never bought her for
1599
01:33:08,167 --> 01:33:09,082
Night life.
1600
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:14,083
So I bring her here, the Ka-la-ok.
1601
01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:17,167
It's Karaoke.
1602
01:33:17,375 --> 01:33:20,749
Alan Tam said Ka-la-ok!
1603
01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:22,208
I'm OK!
1604
01:33:22,917 --> 01:33:25,292
Come back.
1605
01:33:25,458 --> 01:33:27,792
Our home is in a mass now.
1606
01:33:27,917 --> 01:33:30,125
Yeah, we lost our direction.
1607
01:33:30,167 --> 01:33:33,167
We haven't left our home for years.
1608
01:33:33,375 --> 01:33:36,250
Don't make us go home with empty hands.
1609
01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:38,792
We all want you to come back.
1610
01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:41,541
Not all, but just you 2 want me back
1611
01:33:41,542 --> 01:33:44,958
What? They've all come.
1612
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:47,458
Hi...
1613
01:33:47,958 --> 01:33:49,041
May I know your name?
1614
01:33:49,042 --> 01:33:50,292
Who are you looking for?
1615
01:33:50,583 --> 01:33:52,042
I am Ching.
1616
01:33:52,167 --> 01:33:53,416
You are sister-in-law?
1617
01:33:53,417 --> 01:33:54,582
You are so beautiful!
1618
01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:56,666
I'm Foon.
1619
01:33:56,667 --> 01:33:57,999
She is my woman, Yok.
1620
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,125
How are you?
1621
01:34:00,167 --> 01:34:01,333
What happened to your hair?
1622
01:34:01,417 --> 01:34:04,457
This is the costume of
1623
01:34:04,458 --> 01:34:05,917
Schwarzen-lager!
1624
01:34:06,625 --> 01:34:07,708
Schwarzenegger!
1625
01:34:14,042 --> 01:34:15,042
Hi.
1626
01:34:15,542 --> 01:34:16,416
What's your name?
1627
01:34:16,417 --> 01:34:17,292
Ching!
1628
01:34:17,417 --> 01:34:18,750
Auntie, it's you.
1629
01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:20,042
Sorry.
1630
01:34:20,875 --> 01:34:22,583
Ah So, what are you doing? You changed!
1631
01:34:22,667 --> 01:34:24,291
It's the magic of love.
1632
01:34:24,292 --> 01:34:25,167
Ah...
1633
01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:26,458
What?
1634
01:34:28,542 --> 01:34:29,500
Hi!
1635
01:34:30,875 --> 01:34:34,042
What song do you like? I'll arrange it.
1636
01:34:38,792 --> 01:34:41,958
Let's have the song you used to sing
at home. Big Brother!
1637
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:46,375
She'll like it.
1638
01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,541
No use, I've tried once,
1639
01:34:48,542 --> 01:34:49,707
but she gave no response.
1640
01:34:49,708 --> 01:34:51,291
Ah So, go and sing!
1641
01:34:51,292 --> 01:34:54,541
Oh no! I've just changed to man's voice.
1642
01:34:54,542 --> 01:34:56,207
I can't sing that key.
1643
01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:57,792
Well. I'll be do if for you.
1644
01:34:57,833 --> 01:34:58,791
Don't lose our face.
1645
01:34:58,792 --> 01:34:59,833
Yes, ma'am!
1646
01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:01,499
Where did she come from,
what dialect they speak?
1647
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:02,583
OK!
1648
01:35:05,042 --> 01:35:09,500
On behalf of my brother, I dedicate this song
to my sister-in-law.
1649
01:35:10,208 --> 01:35:11,333
Sit!
1650
01:35:12,125 --> 01:35:13,542
Please pay attention to the lyrics.
1651
01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:32,083
(Min Nan dialect) "I'm afraid of love
and not being loved."
1652
01:35:33,083 --> 01:35:40,125
"May I ask how many faithful girl
are there in this world?"
1653
01:35:41,375 --> 01:35:44,917
"We get to know each other.
I live together and we owe each other."
1654
01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:48,667
"I'm tired of romances."
1655
01:35:49,083 --> 01:35:55,667
"Don't want to fall in love easily."
1656
01:35:56,792 --> 01:35:59,749
"We're both broken hearts,"
1657
01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:03,624
"walking through this path of melancholy."
1658
01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:07,541
"Maybe you needn't know who I am."
1659
01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:09,916
"I don't want to"
1660
01:36:09,917 --> 01:36:12,083
"make you hesitate."
1661
01:36:12,292 --> 01:36:15,666
"We're both broken hearts."
1662
01:36:15,667 --> 01:36:19,124
"Though we meet, we don't have
to know each other"
1663
01:36:19,125 --> 01:36:23,041
"Maybe you needn't know who I am."
1664
01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:25,374
"I don't want to"
1665
01:36:25,375 --> 01:36:29,292
"make you cry again."
1666
01:36:31,583 --> 01:36:32,875
I'd leave now.
1667
01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:34,249
Honey!
1668
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:35,625
Don't call me that!
1669
01:36:35,708 --> 01:36:37,458
Being mistress is better than being wife.
1670
01:36:37,667 --> 01:36:38,875
You are my wife!
1671
01:36:39,042 --> 01:36:41,082
I've decided to divorce with you.
1672
01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:42,666
I won't sign it! I won't divorce.
1673
01:36:42,667 --> 01:36:44,041
It doesn't matter
1674
01:36:44,042 --> 01:36:45,625
since I don't love you anymore!
1675
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,541
When I was your wife, you neglected me.
1676
01:36:47,542 --> 01:36:48,791
Now I leave, you object.
1677
01:36:48,792 --> 01:36:50,333
What do you want me to do?
1678
01:36:51,500 --> 01:36:54,957
"We are broken hearts,"
1679
01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:58,207
"We don't have to know each other."
1680
01:36:58,208 --> 01:37:02,124
"I don't want to"
1681
01:37:02,125 --> 01:37:06,582
"make you cry again."
1682
01:37:06,583 --> 01:37:09,208
"Leave it to me"
1683
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:12,833
"and treasure this romance."
1684
01:37:13,875 --> 01:37:17,042
"Maybe one day,"
1685
01:37:17,250 --> 01:37:21,083
"let me love once more."
1686
01:37:28,833 --> 01:37:31,125
Hey! Hey! Stop!
1687
01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:40,250
Gosh...
1688
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,458
If I knew how difficult to get a cab,
1689
01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:45,583
I shouldn't have done this
1690
01:37:48,875 --> 01:37:53,292
Hello? Please stop, stop...
1691
01:37:53,917 --> 01:37:55,833
Damn
1692
01:37:57,417 --> 01:37:59,292
Let me use all my charms!
1693
01:38:05,583 --> 01:38:07,208
Who told me to kidnap the billionaire?!
1694
01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:09,416
He's been on a vacation abroad!
1695
01:38:09,417 --> 01:38:11,625
Now we'll even lose the gasoline money!
1696
01:38:14,042 --> 01:38:16,082
Hi!
1697
01:38:16,083 --> 01:38:17,542
Wow, Mrs. Shang!
1698
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:18,708
Eep!
1699
01:38:20,833 --> 01:38:21,917
Who?
1700
01:38:22,125 --> 01:38:23,208
Mrs. Shang
1701
01:38:23,292 --> 01:38:24,083
Aha
1702
01:38:24,167 --> 01:38:25,875
Capo, since we cannot do a big business,
1703
01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:27,458
let's do a small one
1704
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:31,417
Hahaha...
1705
01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:35,333
My charm really helps
1706
01:38:35,375 --> 01:38:36,249
Hi!
1707
01:38:36,250 --> 01:38:38,792
Hah
1708
01:38:39,208 --> 01:38:40,166
Excuse me
1709
01:38:40,167 --> 01:38:41,417
Could you give me a ride to Tsim Sha Tsui?
1710
01:38:41,667 --> 01:38:43,707
You're so welcome. It's kidnap.
1711
01:38:43,708 --> 01:38:44,541
Eek! Help, help!
1712
01:38:44,542 --> 01:38:46,167
Just rob the money, don't rape
1713
01:38:46,458 --> 01:38:47,832
It's so late. Where has she gone?
1714
01:38:47,833 --> 01:38:49,333
Maybe she's just at the movies
1715
01:38:49,625 --> 01:38:50,667
What if she's not?
1716
01:38:50,833 --> 01:38:52,499
Hong Kong is such a small place
1717
01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:53,792
You're too naive
1718
01:38:54,375 --> 01:38:56,000
- Help, help!
- Get in here, bitch!
1719
01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:57,958
- You touched my boobs
- Come on!
1720
01:38:59,167 --> 01:39:01,375
Oh no! They caught my wife!
1721
01:39:01,542 --> 01:39:02,417
Revenge never ends!
1722
01:39:02,625 --> 01:39:03,625
So what do we do?
1723
01:39:03,792 --> 01:39:06,958
Just cover the face, dick!
1724
01:39:07,333 --> 01:39:09,042
- Here you go. Hurry up!
- OK ok
1725
01:39:09,125 --> 01:39:09,917
Be quick
1726
01:39:10,083 --> 01:39:10,625
Uh-uh...
1727
01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:12,499
- Don't move, bitch!
- Shut up!
1728
01:39:12,500 --> 01:39:13,958
Bitch, look at your fat legs!
1729
01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:17,667
I've already lost my weight
1730
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:19,792
Capo, someone is coming after us!
1731
01:39:20,125 --> 01:39:21,832
Stop! We're the Kings of Freeway!
1732
01:39:21,833 --> 01:39:22,541
What do you want?!
1733
01:39:22,542 --> 01:39:23,458
We are stealing your goal!
1734
01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:26,583
What? Go to hell!
1735
01:39:26,750 --> 01:39:28,708
Huh? Gotta be kidding me!
1736
01:39:31,750 --> 01:39:32,792
Ouch!
1737
01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:35,167
Hey, are you mad?
1738
01:39:35,667 --> 01:39:37,000
The car is mine!
1739
01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:38,458
Oh come on, so is your wife!
1740
01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:40,457
You'd give her up? Kidding me?
1741
01:39:40,458 --> 01:39:41,500
Of course not!
1742
01:39:46,125 --> 01:39:46,958
Ah...
1743
01:39:47,083 --> 01:39:49,667
Stop! Stop!
1744
01:39:52,375 --> 01:39:53,750
Hey, pull over there!
1745
01:39:58,375 --> 01:39:59,917
Back off! My turn
1746
01:40:00,958 --> 01:40:02,333
God damn it!
1747
01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:07,500
Over there!
1748
01:40:07,625 --> 01:40:08,875
Look! Hurry up!
1749
01:40:11,792 --> 01:40:12,791
Get off!
1750
01:40:12,792 --> 01:40:14,791
- Be gentle please!
- Get your guns and shoot them!
1751
01:40:14,792 --> 01:40:15,499
<i>OK</i>
1752
01:40:15,500 --> 01:40:16,457
Be careful! My dress is expensive!
1753
01:40:16,458 --> 01:40:17,333
<i>OK</i>
1754
01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:23,167
Where are we going?
1755
01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:26,208
Brother, they have guns!
1756
01:40:26,542 --> 01:40:28,208
I can give up my life for love!
1757
01:40:35,375 --> 01:40:36,250
Stop!
1758
01:40:36,708 --> 01:40:38,208
Go to hell!
1759
01:40:39,167 --> 01:40:39,917
Aah!
1760
01:40:40,125 --> 01:40:44,875
Be careful...
1761
01:40:55,542 --> 01:40:56,667
Take her away!
1762
01:40:56,958 --> 01:40:57,958
Honey!
1763
01:41:01,667 --> 01:41:02,666
Ah So, bravo!
1764
01:41:02,667 --> 01:41:03,457
Can you teach me that?
1765
01:41:03,458 --> 01:41:04,999
Stunts of Shang Family, don't you know that?
1766
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,082
- Really?
- Now go get her!
1767
01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:07,375
- Go!
- Alright
1768
01:41:10,458 --> 01:41:11,499
Capo, now what?
1769
01:41:11,500 --> 01:41:12,958
Shit. Just take her away!
1770
01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:16,708
Aah...
1771
01:41:17,125 --> 01:41:18,625
- Now what?
- Gotta go...
1772
01:41:21,875 --> 01:41:23,500
Hey, sister-in-law, you okay?
1773
01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:27,292
Get her down here
1774
01:41:27,333 --> 01:41:28,457
Oh yes
1775
01:41:28,458 --> 01:41:29,792
There. Go get them.
1776
01:41:30,333 --> 01:41:31,500
Wow, such a big team
1777
01:41:31,958 --> 01:41:32,833
Stop!
1778
01:41:33,708 --> 01:41:35,292
Can we do this next time?
1779
01:42:41,542 --> 01:42:42,958
Bang bang bang!
1780
01:42:44,708 --> 01:42:45,750
Shiu...
1781
01:42:49,708 --> 01:42:50,875
Freeze!
1782
01:42:53,958 --> 01:42:55,083
Hey man, what's up?
1783
01:43:00,958 --> 01:43:03,958
"A Better Tomorrow"!
1784
01:43:11,333 --> 01:43:12,667
Oh, she's over there
1785
01:43:15,208 --> 01:43:16,291
Where?
1786
01:43:16,292 --> 01:43:17,082
I can't get rid of this...
1787
01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:18,250
- Over there
- Wait!
1788
01:43:18,417 --> 01:43:21,875
Ouch, it's painful. Am I drunk again?
1789
01:43:23,625 --> 01:43:24,625
Maybe yes
1790
01:43:24,792 --> 01:43:26,958
- Sister-in-law!
- Sister-in-law!
1791
01:43:27,250 --> 01:43:28,750
Sister-in-law
1792
01:43:29,208 --> 01:43:30,167
Sister-in-law
1793
01:43:34,042 --> 01:43:35,541
Ah So? Foon?
1794
01:43:35,542 --> 01:43:36,667
Honey!
1795
01:43:37,250 --> 01:43:38,750
Hubby!
1796
01:44:03,375 --> 01:44:05,042
Let's join together.
1797
01:44:05,292 --> 01:44:06,750
Bravo!
1798
01:44:09,333 --> 01:44:13,000
"Let's sing happily together"
1799
01:44:15,083 --> 01:44:18,250
"for all's well end's well"
1800
01:44:20,583 --> 01:44:22,917
"Happy"
1801
01:44:23,417 --> 01:44:25,958
"and fortunate."
1802
01:44:30,083 --> 01:44:33,458
Wish you get rich!
1803
01:44:39,792 --> 01:44:41,041
You
1804
01:44:41,042 --> 01:44:42,208
disappoint me!
1805
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:47,708
Wait a minute...
1806
01:44:57,083 --> 01:44:58,500
I guess from your voice...
1807
01:44:58,583 --> 01:45:01,875
I think you...
1808
01:45:02,583 --> 01:45:04,292
Wait...
1809
01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:07,667
This is clone in my floral arrangement class
1810
01:45:07,792 --> 01:45:09,250
For you.
1811
01:45:14,583 --> 01:45:15,332
Are you hungry?
1812
01:45:15,333 --> 01:45:16,375
A little...
1813
01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:17,958
Feed him with milk!
1814
01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:20,292
Wrong time.
1815
01:45:21,167 --> 01:45:22,333
This is...
1816
01:45:30,750 --> 01:45:32,125
This is...
1817
01:45:41,625 --> 01:45:42,917
This is...
1818
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:54,666
Are you crazy?
1819
01:45:54,667 --> 01:45:56,417
Not this time.
1820
01:45:59,958 --> 01:46:03,417
I've to serve those <i>2</i> old...
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