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<i>It's</i> a
<i>beautiful Birmingham morning</i>
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<i>and the holiday season
looks merry and bright.</i>
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<i>Are you ready for the holidays?</i>
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<i>Not me.</i>
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<i>Man, I got five kids.</i>
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<i>Four of them are mine.</i>
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<i>Allegedly.</i>
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<i>Have you been naughty?
Or have you been nice?</i>
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<i>So many people coming into town.</i>
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<i>What about you?</i>
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<i>You got family or friends
coming to town?</i>
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<i>Me?</i>
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<i>I hope it's not my in-laws.</i>
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<i>Unless they're listening.</i>
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<i>If so, I can't wait to see ya!</i>
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<i>On the way, a little music to
get you in the holiday spirit.</i>
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<i>Merry Christmas!</i>
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Here we go.
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I'm sorry.
I need to take this. Here.
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Daddy, what's going on?
Your message sounded urgent.
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I can't find that tin of hers.
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The ones with Mama's recipes?
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<i>Yeah.</i>
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They're where the pots
and pans are, Daddy.
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You're not trying
to cook, are you?
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Not without those recipes,
I'm not.
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Okay, good.
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Now, don't drive yourself
too crazy with it, all right?
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You know how you can get.
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<i>I can't wait to see you all.</i>
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Even your sister?
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<i>I can count on you two to be
civil with each other, right?</i>
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Yeah, of course.
I can't wait to see Rachel.
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<i>I'll be civil with her as
long as she's civil with me.</i>
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You know,
I'm looking forward to it.
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Rach, can I please
finish what I'm saying?
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Look, I'm just saying that we all want to
spend as much time as we can with Dad.
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What's wrong with me trying
to get you there faster?
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<i>I'm not some charity case.</i>
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Just because I'm in law school doesn't
mean I can't afford to buy plane tickets.
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That's exactly what it means.
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We talked about this.
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Ma'am?
Yes?
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This tire's got a hole in it.
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Just put on the spare.
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You mean, one of the two
you're already using?
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Hey! Yeah, I gotta go.
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Well, there's always the bus.
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Why?
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Promise me you are not gonna be
on that phone the entire holiday.
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I'm not. That was Rach.
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And you do realize I'm in the
middle of a campaign, right?
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Yes, and I support you.
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Give me that bunny!
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No!
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Slow, please.
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But family time is important too, which
is why you have a campaign manager.
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Besides, it's only a week.
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Promise me we'll have fun
at your dad's.
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Promise.
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Family time.
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I was cutting it off.
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I thought you were
getting here last night?
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Well, coach dropped another practice
on us, but I'm on my way now.
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All right, all right.
Just drive safe.
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And none of that Tweetbooking,
or Faceprogramming
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<i>or Snap whatever that is, okay?</i>
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Dad, it's...
88.
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I gotta go. Yeah.
I'ma see you soon.
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Okay. I love you.
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Love you too, Pops.
No, stay down. Stay down.
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Got an early Christmas gift.
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Shoulder's good as new.
Yes!
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You can finally get off those
meds and back on the field
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because you've been cleared
for the bowl game!
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Yes!
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Yo, 88 is back
in the building, man!
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Yeah. Thank you, Coach.
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Listen, I am really proud of all the hard
work you've been putting in lately.
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Thanks.
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And I know that this is gonna be
your first holiday at home since...
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Coach, you know what?
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I'm really good. I'm good.
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All right. Happy holidays.
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Yeah, same.
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All right.
Listen up, everyone.
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I don't want you pigging out
over the holidays.
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Gotta win this thing.
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Come on, Coach.
It's Christmas!
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I love how the ring
just glimmers.
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See? When the light hits it?
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I was a champion in Croatia.
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You know I played
in the NBA also?
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1991, Seattle SuperSonics.
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I made the last shot
in the playoffs.
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They called me
Lonnie "Shatao" Maclay.
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You know what Shatao is?
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Shatao is the sound that the ball
makes when it goes through the net.
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Shatao! Like, Shatao!
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So, would you like
a mid-size or a sedan?
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Could I get a little
help here, Lonnie, huh?
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A sedan!
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What are you talking
about over there?
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Will you help me with the bags?
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Here's a little
early Christmas gift.
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Could be worth a lot
of money on eBay.
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But let it marinate.
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Okay. Okay?
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Lonnie!
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Did you bring those damn cards?
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Shatao!
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Your face.
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Yeah.
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Shit!
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Yeah!
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Oh, man.
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I'm trying.
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May Devaroux, Johnson, Davis...
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Shit, there was a lot of them.
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I am here. And how's my
favorite brother-in-law doing?
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May, I'm your only
brother-in-law.
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Well, lucky you!
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Damn, I forgot how old you are.
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Come on, give it to me.
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How you doing, baby?
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It's coming.
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It's coming.
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You holding on?
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I'm holding on.
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You holding on, baby.
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Yeah, I was expecting you
in a day, or two, or three...
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If I'd have known,
I would have...
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Dusted. Damn, Walter!
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Changed the locks.
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Your ass is old, so I'm
gonna let that one slide.
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Now, I just thought my brother-in-law
could use a little extra help
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so I said, what the hell.
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And Stevie Wonder blind ass
done canceled the tour
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because they gave him
the schedule.
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Who gonna give his blind ass
the schedule? Damn!
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Messing with my money, baby.
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But such is the life
of a background singer.
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Now, listen, my bags are in the driveway
so be a dear and go get them for me.
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And I'ma whip
a little something up
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so the kids have something
to eat when they get here.
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Perfect. As long as
I don't have to eat it.
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Walter Meyers, you can kiss
all my ass, okay?
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You know the shit I cook is
good shit. Don't do that now.
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You've been eating that bad shit.
That's why your ass looks so frail.
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Look at yourself.
Knees knocking and shit.
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And where's the liquor, Walter?
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And I hope it ain't
that dark liquor, damn it.
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Because that dark liquor
make a bitch wanna fight!
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<i>Pop-pop!</i>
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We made it!
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Hi, Grandpa!
Hi!
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You're even prettier
than I last saw you.
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Yeah! How do you do that?
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I don't know.
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How you doing, Granddad?
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You still hitting those books, I see.
Yes, sir.
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Yes, he got six A's and one B.
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The B was in gym.
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When your Uncle Evan gets here,
he can help you out with that.
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Grandpa, can I go inside
and get some cookies?
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Of course you can!
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Cameron! Just one. Just one!
I want some too!
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It'll be fine. Just, come on.
Honey?
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He's always working.
Give me a second.
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Sweetheart!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Pop!
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Man, don't do that.
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Aw!
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How are you, Pop?
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I'm a little tired, but a
lot better seeing you all.
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Oh, my God! ls that...
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Christian, you promised.
Family time.
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No, no. That's what this will...
That's what this is.
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He's here so that I won't have
to be on the phone as much.
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Which gives me more time for family.
Oh, my God.
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Andy Brooks.
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
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He's my campaign manager, Pop.
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Boy, you have raised a very
promising, young, future congressman
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and his beautiful wife,
who you didn't raise.
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You raised him. He's your son.
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Hope that doesn't come
as a surprise to you.
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I didn't know you're
campaigning over the holidays.
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These cookies are amazing!
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Give me that.
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Hey, Cameron. Take
your aunt's luggage in. There.
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That's a lot of luggage.
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Probably half of them are wigs.
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Hey, and take yours in.
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We're staying here?
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Mmm-hmm.
Yay!
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Hold on, son. We're not staying here.
We're staying at a hotel.
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We are staying at the hotel?
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I thought we were. I assumed.
Let me talk.
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No.
No.
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Pop, we got a hotel room because
we didn't wanna be a bother.
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Family is never a bother.
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We're all going
to stay right here.
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The kids can sleep in
the bunk beds in the basement.
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Aw! Thanks, Pop.
Yeah. Okay.
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This is great.
Sounds good to me.
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Sounds good to you?
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Really, Brooks?
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You know what?
I'm gonna like that hotel.
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It's actually a really good hotel. They
got a free breakfast and a free spa.
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And I encourage everybody
to join me. For the breakfast.
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I think the four of us
in a spa would...
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Just a little bit. Thanks.
Okay.
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This is the last time
I'm gonna let you...
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I know. I know.
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He's a lot, but he's
the best at what he does.
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Sir, sir.
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I just wanted to express
my condolences on your loss.
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The African American woman is the
backbone of the black family.
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Really of the whole
American family.
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I mean, who wasn't raised by a black woman?
I know I was.
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You know what?
I'm getting a phone call,
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so I'm gonna have to put a
pause on this conversation,
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which I'm really
enjoying. It's...
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You're a wonderful conversationalist.
I hope someone's told you that.
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Dan! Dan, you said
the call was in 15 minutes.
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See them at the game.
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Yeah, man. I got the pics.
I'm on my way.
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Hey, what's up?
Hey, Evan.
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I got them, man.
I'm on my way right now.
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I'ma hit you tomorrow though,
because I can't kick it tonight.
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I'ma hit you after church.
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Boy, you ain't going to church, man.
Get outta here.
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No, no! No, I got it.
All right.
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I got it.
Happy holidays.
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Okay.
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Twigs!
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Who's Twigs?
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My nickname in high school.
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Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
What's up?
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Hey!
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You must be Niya.
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We haven't been properly
introduced. I'm Malachi.
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Nice to meet you.
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Let me grab these bags.
I got it.
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Don't bother. Let me
help you with your bags.
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Why? Because I'm a woman,
I can't help myself?
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No. Because I'm a grown man,
and that's what grown men do.
250
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,081
Munchie?
251
00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,205
Munchie, don't forget to get the
Eskimo Pies from the store, baby.
252
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,281
Okay, Mama.
253
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,603
And would you get
me the vinegar potato chips, baby?
254
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,166
All right, and a mud pie.
255
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,446
Okay, Mama.
256
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,645
Hey, Rachel!
257
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,887
You know he's single.
258
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,081
Ha.
259
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,723
Rach!
Auntie!
260
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,484
Hey!
Hi, baby!
261
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,401
Hey, Malachi!
262
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,725
Cameron! Dee!
263
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,960
So, where's your husband?
264
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,690
Ex-husband.
Yeah?
265
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,842
Oh. Oh.
266
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,049
Since I'm here visiting my mom for
the week, maybe we can grab a...
267
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,121
I'm okay.
268
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,491
You sure you don't want a hand?
269
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,801
No, thanks.
270
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,002
No, no. No, I got it. Thank you.
You sure?
271
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,360
It's not a problem.
No. I got it.
272
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,811
Those bags look heavy.
273
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,001
I got it.
274
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,048
Clearly,
it's a different technique.
275
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,646
See? I had it.
276
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,121
Had it the whole time.
I do Pilates. So...
277
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,681
This girl.
278
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,569
Somebody come
help me with these bags!
279
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,844
I was in the kitchen.
I was helping Aunt May.
280
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,160
Hi!
281
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,441
What's... It still
doesn't even seem real.
282
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,288
I know. I know.
283
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,721
How was your trip?
284
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,804
Good. Good.
285
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,961
How's school?
286
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,050
Good. I may have
to sit out next semester...
287
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,565
What? What are you
talking about?
288
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,721
No. It's expensive.
289
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,643
Who's that making
all that noise out here?
290
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,444
Part-time job. I'll be okay.
Okay.
291
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,966
Hey, Daddy!
292
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,600
How are you?
293
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,727
God!
294
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,168
A lot better now that
my little baby girl's here.
295
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,368
How are you really?
296
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,481
Um...
297
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,245
It's Christmas.
298
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,286
I miss you.
299
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,769
Somebody else is here.
300
00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,083
Guess who? Hi! Daddy!
301
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,525
Hey! Look at you!
302
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,081
Look at you!
303
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,161
God!
304
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,765
Sonya!
305
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,525
Cheryl, I missed you.
306
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,442
You look amazing!
Politics agrees with you.
307
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,760
Thank you!
308
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,721
Hey!
309
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,247
Rachel!
310
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,651
Hi, Cheryl.
311
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,643
Wait. Who is that?
Lonnie!
312
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,406
Hey, Lonnie.
313
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,051
Merry Christmas, everybody!
314
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,046
Good to be here!
315
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,361
Uh-oh. I got a little
something for you.
316
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,250
How about an early
Christmas gift for everybody.
317
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,243
Lonnie, nobody
wants that right now.
318
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,651
Everybody wants it. Come on.
319
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,926
Here you go. One for you.
320
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,936
You get one, and you're going
to appreciate that one.
321
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,176
What is this?
One for you.
322
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,281
You have hair!
323
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,600
Of course I had hair in '93.
324
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,961
Hey, that's going to be
very valuable one day.
325
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,536
I'm telling you, if something happens
to me, something happens to you!
326
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,085
In a good way,
if you know what I mean.
327
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,965
So, hold on to it.
328
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,203
Walter, I'm so hungry. I've been traveling.
Right, baby? Oh!
329
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,496
Anything in the kitchen to eat?
330
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,363
Aunt May's putting
something together to eat.
331
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,647
Why does that sound like
a terrorist threat to me?
332
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,769
Say another damn thing, Lonnie!
Your ass is whooped in here tonight!
333
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,496
I'm going to make sure these
two don't kill each other.
334
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,807
Granddad! Can we please
turn on rooftop Santa?
335
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,370
When are we going to turn it on?
336
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,570
I'm sorry, buddy, but I couldn't
get it to work this year.
337
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,323
Oh! You know, when I left the
league, I dabbled in electronics.
338
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,401
You know what that means?
339
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,924
That means I'm going to have
that Santa working in no time.
340
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,001
Ding, ding, ding!
341
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,045
Thanks, Uncle Lonnie!
342
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,608
Uncle Lonnie's going
to fix rooftop Santa!
343
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,205
You worked
two weeks at Best Buy.
344
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,926
You're right.
But I worked like a dog!
345
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,766
If I do my math right, that's
like 14 weeks in dog years.
346
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,444
I left that place barking.
347
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,682
They will never forget
Lonnie Maclay.
348
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,371
Uh-oh! Auntie May,
I smell that food.
349
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,771
Uh-oh. Wait a minute.
350
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,201
I'm in the bathroom!
351
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,284
He's a regular Renaissance man.
You should be so proud.
352
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,683
Well, why don't you all
get settled in?
353
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,764
I have to run down to the shelter.
I'll be back in a minute.
354
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,216
Do you want me
to come with you, Daddy?
355
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,083
No, no, no.
Yeah, no. I'll come.
356
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,369
No, no, no.
You two, you connect up.
357
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,847
You haven't seen each other,
I don't know when.
358
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,570
I'll be back, okay?
359
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,485
Love you both.
360
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,761
Walter?
361
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,204
Hi!
362
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,567
Oh. Good.
363
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,968
My goodness!
It's so good to have you here.
364
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,040
Oh, boy.
365
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,970
Christmas would not be
Christmas without you.
366
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,441
And my Grace, you couldn't
drag her away from here.
367
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,931
Remember when
the lights went out?
368
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:46,001
Yeah, the lights went out. You
know I'm scared of the dark.
369
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,162
We tried to find
candles everywhere.
370
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,605
Everything.
371
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,810
I'm telling you, you and Grace
were my best friends.
372
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,928
I know.
I've missed you guys so much.
373
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,326
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
374
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,447
Hey, Walter.
All right.
375
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,683
Thank you. I have something for you.
Okay.
376
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,491
I do.
377
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,562
Grace had it framed
378
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,211
and she didn't have a chance
to give it to you.
379
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,523
Who knew her sweet heart
would give out so suddenly?
380
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,287
She's so beautiful.
381
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,727
I'll be right back.
382
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,245
All right.
383
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,926
Hi, kids! Don't forget, we have
finger painting later today.
384
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,001
Wow.
385
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,888
You sure are fine, girl.
386
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,602
I don't look that bad either.
387
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,696
Sorry it took so long for dinner.
I hope y'all ready.
388
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,736
I figured y'all would be hungry
from all that traveling,
389
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,256
so I put a little something
together for y'all.
390
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,362
You shouldn't have.
391
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,256
You didn't have to go through
all that trouble, Aunt May.
392
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,363
Baby, this is no trouble at all.
Now y'all are my family.
393
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,841
And this right here,
394
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,323
this is my spiced mung bean
winter casserole.
395
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,642
Got that from Ike
and Tina Turner, 1972.
396
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,246
And right here,
397
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:06,531
this is my Korean dry, squid
salad with authentic kimchi.
398
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,127
Mick Jagger, 1983.
That was a special tour.
399
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,966
This looks like
all the ingredients to vomit.
400
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,691
And this here is Aunt May's
prized possession, baby.
401
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,211
I put my foot in this.
402
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,090
This is my potato salad
from Poland.
403
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,289
Pickled fish, duck sausage
with mayonnaise.
404
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,850
And to wash it all down,
405
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,806
some milk tea
with boiled tapioca balls.
406
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,962
Little Richard gave me
that one. Yes!
407
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,001
Who wants pizza?
Me!
408
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,081
I do!
Extra sausage.
409
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,456
- Pepperoni!
- We like thick crust.
410
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,016
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Thick crust.
411
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,121
Hey! Wait a minute.
412
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,091
Your Aunt May went through a lot
of trouble preparing all this.
413
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,207
Yes, I did.
414
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,647
The least we could do
415
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,042
is to eat her...
416
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,567
What's this?
417
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,640
Thank you, Walter.
418
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,125
Because this right here, baby,
419
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,569
this is my spiced mung bean
winter casserole
420
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,681
with a hint of...
421
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,761
Spam.
422
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,444
Limburger cheese.
Baby lotion?
423
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,966
You all remind my ass
when to laugh, okay?
424
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,010
Aunt May, this looks
like a million bucks.
425
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,081
Thank you, baby.
426
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,288
And Cameron is going to be
the first one to try it.
427
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,966
Wait! Why do I have to eat it?
I didn't do anything wrong!
428
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,336
Don't talk back
to your mother, boy.
429
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,486
Why can't you eat it?
430
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,656
Don't talk back to your daddy.
431
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,682
Y'all are all going
to owe me a huge apology.
432
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,966
Here we go.
433
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,441
Just a little taste
to kick off the celebration.
434
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,520
I don't want to die.
435
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,846
Open your mouth.
436
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,447
Here, hold his nose. Hold his
nose so he opens his mouth.
437
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,284
Be a man now.
Hold his nose!
438
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,402
Open! Okay.
Open up. Get it in.
439
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,130
There you go.
Seal it!
440
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,685
- Chew it!
- Cameron, are you okay?
441
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,330
You ungrateful bastards!
442
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,686
The whole lot of you!
443
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,856
Now I'm in there slaving my ass
off trying to make it right.
444
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,963
You think his ass upset right now? Wait
till he finds out you not his daddy.
445
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,041
Aunt May!
Aunt May!
446
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,646
It's not that we wouldn't like it.
We just don't recognize it.
447
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,881
Kiss my ass.
448
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,610
Put it on a plate then.
449
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,656
And I guarantee you it's better
than this food on this table.
450
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,330
And I don't know
where your ass been at.
451
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,447
Lonnie.
452
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,761
Am I wrong?
453
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,081
I'm sorry, Walter.
454
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,400
Look, well, at least
there's bread.
455
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,736
Here, baby, have some bread.
Here, have some bread.
456
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,416
Baby, you know, Brooks has
got me on a meal plan.
457
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,521
Mommy!
458
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,656
It doesn't look good in here.
459
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,727
It's a low-carb...
460
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,362
Daddy, Aunt May doesn't think she's actually
cooking Christmas dinner, does she?
461
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,851
With any luck, she's not.
462
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,367
Grace always believed in
everybody pitching in.
463
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,361
Grandma let me snap the peas.
464
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,363
She did, she did.
465
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,090
She used to make me
clean a tub of greens.
466
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,243
She would be like, "Rachel, make sure
you get those bugs out them greens."
467
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,367
Yeah.
468
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,001
Somehow I always ended up having a
ton of bugs in my greens anyway.
469
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,243
But you barreled through. Didn't you?
Didn't let that stop you.
470
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,845
Extra protein.
Yeah.
471
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,926
Remember after I got married, Mom
finally let me make the stuffing?
472
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,650
That obviously didn't work out.
473
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,881
Okay, really?
474
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,201
I was talking
about the dressing.
475
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,123
You cannot help yourself,
and it is baffling.
476
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,248
We were talking about our mother
477
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,936
and somehow you made it
about my marriage.
478
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,930
I wasn't talking about your marriage.
I was talking about your divorce.
479
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,520
At least I was smart enough
to get one.
480
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,564
Smartness! Hey, I'm still in the room.
Okay? Girls!
481
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,291
88's in the house!
482
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,126
Are y'all fighting already?
483
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,576
Niya, pack your stuff.
We're going to a hotel.
484
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,256
A hotel? A hostel, hotel,
it's the same thing.
485
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,456
Girls! It'll be an adventure.
Come on.
486
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,130
Don't waste a bus pass
on my account.
487
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,776
Pack your bags, Lonnie.
Hey, Rachel! That's called karma.
488
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,041
We're getting the hell out of here.
Hey, Rachel! Cheryl!
489
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,886
Here we go.
490
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,849
You two. Get down here now!
491
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,576
What's wrong with you two?
I didn't start this, Daddy.
492
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,696
Oh, my God! You always start it.
Actually, you both started it.
493
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,600
You stay out of it.
You're just making it worse.
494
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,642
I'm makin'...
Okay. I'm Lonnie, now.
495
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,882
This is exactly why I wanted
to stay in a hotel, Pop.
496
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,096
Well, what's stopping you
now, huh?
497
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,360
Nothing's stopping me.
498
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,722
Quiet! Quiet! Hey, quiet!
499
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:48,680
What would your mother say if she could
see you carrying on like this, huh?
500
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,726
Five days.
501
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,521
Just five days for you all
to act like a family.
502
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,365
To act like you have the good
sense you were raised with.
503
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,921
Five days so we can make it
through Christmas.
504
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,081
That's all I'm asking.
505
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,490
Can you do that? Huh?
506
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,960
Love you, Pops.
507
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,042
You gotta hug me back.
I need it. There it is!
508
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,488
You all should feel
like a bunch of dumbasses.
509
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,643
No, Aunt May, I came here with
the purest of intentions.
510
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,364
You are just
straight up delusional!
511
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,930
Shut up!
You're the one being stupid!
512
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,081
Shut up!
513
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,891
Now just shut the shit up!
I'm sick of it.
514
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,008
Your daddy too damn old
for all this bullshit.
515
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,416
Now if y'all don't get your asses in
that kitchen and apologize right now,
516
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,091
I'm kicking everybody's ass
in here. Come on.
517
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,321
Well, I just walked in.
518
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,731
Boy, listen here.
519
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,361
Your little ass got on them red Bozo shoes.
That's why you gotta apologize.
520
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,805
Get your asses in the kitchen.
521
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,696
Y'all need to get yourselves together
so we can go to church tomorrow.
522
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,769
Look at this.
Look at this young shit, here.
523
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,049
Push a bitch again!
524
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,964
Push a bitch again!
God damn it!
525
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,521
Y'all gotta go to church
tomorrow. You get there early.
526
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,967
Lonnie, get your ass
away from me.
527
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,804
This don't make no sense.
528
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,162
They're just going
to blow my buzz.
529
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,167
We're not going to make it
to Christmas, are we?
530
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,083
Huh! Not a damn chance.
531
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,480
<i>That's some good liquor
right there, baby.</i>
532
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,440
And the award for the most
outstanding performance
533
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,370
on offense, defense,
and special teams
534
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,046
for the Sportsman
of the Universe...
535
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,322
I'm talking
for the entire millennium.
536
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,802
Ladies and gentlemen,
number 88, Evan Meyers!
537
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,327
Is it...
538
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,970
I can't...
539
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,326
You guys are so kind.
My gosh! Thank you!
540
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:08,007
You know what I mean.
That's just how I do.
541
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,927
Uncle Evan, Granddad said hurry
up. We're going to be late for church.
542
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,729
All right, Cam. I'm coming.
543
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,604
<i>God, you're holy Yes, you are</i>
544
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,126
<i>God, you're worthy Yes, you are</i>
545
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,884
<i>We give you our praise</i>
546
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,521
Now, you know not one of us has been
to church since we left Birmingham.
547
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,696
And now we're just supposed to
come in here and act like...
548
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,210
We anointed!
549
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,009
Praise Him!
Hallelujah!
550
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,366
How are you?
551
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,680
<i>Yes, you are Yes, you are</i>
552
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,728
<i>Yes, you are Yes, you are</i>
553
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,882
<i>Yes, you are Yes, you are</i>
554
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,244
"Unto us a child is born.
555
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,964
"Unto us, a son is given.
556
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,927
"And his name
557
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,048
"shall be called Wonderful."
558
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,764
Wonderful!
559
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,524
Before we get started
this morning,
560
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:00,640
I want to welcome all of our
visitors and our CME Christians.
561
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,530
They only make it on Christmas,
Mother's Day, and Easter.
562
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,922
Also, want to recognize
one of our longest serving
563
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,207
and dearest brothers in Christ,
564
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,365
Brother Walter Meyers, here
with his beautiful family.
565
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,010
Lonnie! Lonnie!
566
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,931
Let's not make it about me.
This is about Jesus.
567
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,323
Stop it. Sit down.
568
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,208
Now we haven't seen
Brother Meyers for a while
569
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,250
since the passing
of our dearest Grace.
570
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,560
You all right, son?
571
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,296
If you're in the
neighborhood... Yeah.
572
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,004
Stop on by and say hello.
Okay.
573
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,082
I'm sure he would
welcome the company.
574
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,161
Amen.
575
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,321
Amen.
576
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,371
Amen.
577
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,445
Uncle Lonnie, are we still going
to fix rooftop Santa tonight?
578
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,284
Has Uncle Lonnie
ever let you down?
579
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,006
Yes!
Yes!
580
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,405
Lonnie, don't you think
you should wait for Evan?
581
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,488
Hey, I'm doing it for the kids!
582
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,686
Your kids!
583
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,641
My hands are going up your ass.
Ain't got no gloves or nothing.
584
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,891
Last time a man gave you a
prostate exam with no gloves on?
585
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,611
I really don't think you should be
messing around in there, Lonnie.
586
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,126
Don't listen to the Grinch,
okay? I got this.
587
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,804
Uncle Lonnie got this for you!
588
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,530
Are you kids ready for Santa?
589
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,091
Yeah!
Yeah!
590
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,369
I said, who's ready for Santa?
591
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,010
We are!
We are!
592
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,176
I'm going to make you an icepack
593
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,806
for the knot that's going to
be on your head when you fall.
594
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,096
Come on, give it up for the Grinch.
Give it up for the Grinch.
595
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,930
Cut that out! It's freezing out here.
Let's get in the house!
596
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,401
Auntie, please. Can we stay
for just a little bit longer?
597
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,204
Please, Mommy?
598
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,001
All right.
599
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,246
But the minute he's done,
you come inside, okay?
600
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,402
Okay, Mommy.
Okay, bunny.
601
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,491
Okay.
602
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,766
Careful, Lonnie!
603
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,046
Whatever.
604
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,206
I got this. Uncle Lonnie
got this for you, okay?
605
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,850
Uncle Lonnie said
he would do it...
606
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:02,881
Ooh!
607
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,568
Get out! Ow! Ow!
608
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,201
Whoo!
609
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,082
I got a little buzz
on my finger that time.
610
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,528
Does Uncle Lonnie know
what he's doing?
611
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,647
No.
612
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,003
<i>Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!</i>
613
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,320
It's working!
614
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,761
He actually got it!
615
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,841
Great job, Uncle Lonnie.
616
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,001
Who's the man?
617
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,525
Uncle Lonnie!
618
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,960
That's what it's all about!
619
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,047
Ding, ding, ding-
Ding, ding, ding-
620
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,841
Good job, Uncle Lonnie!
621
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,048
Good job! You actually did it!
622
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,851
I did not let the Grinches
ruin Christmas for you.
623
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,445
Uncle Lonnie!
Uncle Lonnie!
624
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,487
That's not good.
625
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,607
Oh! Shit!
626
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,327
Shit!
627
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,287
Oh, shit!
628
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,280
<i>Ho-ho-ho!</i>
629
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,084
Uncle Lonnie killed Santa!
630
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,724
- Hold it! Hold it!
- Mommy!
631
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,689
Did you get that?
I just posted it.
632
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,800
- Good.
- Mommy!
633
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,730
Don't tell Cheryl.
Do not tell Cheryl, okay?
634
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,290
Uncle Lonnie has it, okay?
635
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,050
Shit!
My gosh!
636
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,121
Shit!
637
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,970
Is he still breathing?
638
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,323
We should take a selfie.
639
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,286
Don't tell Cheryl.
640
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,041
Hmm.
641
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,001
You could tell me
where the tin is.
642
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,610
Thought I heard somebody
down here.
643
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,569
Hey, sweetheart.
Hey.
644
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,681
<i>HEY-</i>
645
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,970
God, she had the best smile.
646
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,681
Yeah, she had the best everything.
647
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,204
It's good to have you
home. Yeah.
648
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,681
I wish you and Cheryl
were getting along better.
649
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,886
Yeah.
650
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,725
Been that way
since we were kids.
651
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,010
I don't know, I mean, I guess even in
family sometimes people just don't fit.
652
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,480
You should have seen how I used
to fight with my big brother.
653
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,376
I know you're not trying to make
Mom's sweet potato pie, are you?
654
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,563
There's never been a Meyers
Christmas without it.
655
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,648
And if I'm going to make it,
656
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,571
I'm going to make it right.
657
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,936
<i>The top five in the
draft were supposed to be</i> a <i>lock.</i>
658
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,122
<i>However, now that doctors
have cleared Evan Meyers</i>
659
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,416
<i>to play in
the upcoming bowl game,</i>
660
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,250
<i>that changes everything, everybody.
That changes everything!</i>
661
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,164
<i>He may be naughty, but the
boy's game is real nice.</i>
662
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,004
Poetic injustice, good morning.
663
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,004
Look. It's the accident child
in his natural habitat.
664
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,611
He's unfunny and, therefore,
a liability to the pride.
665
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,965
It's a shame, he won't make it.
666
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,640
I was not an accident.
667
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:21,406
Everyone has their fourth child
in their 50s. That's common.
668
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,376
<i>You better not
shrink from the spotlight.</i>
669
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,209
<i>Merry Christmas, young man.</i>
670
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,766
<i>Merry Christmas.</i>
671
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,561
Hey. Evan.
672
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,045
You locked me out.
What?
673
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,451
You locked me out!
674
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,010
What? I can't hear you.
What happened?
675
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,206
Evan, quit playing.
676
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,362
I am freezing out here,
and I'm in my underwear.
677
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,882
Oh! I'm sorry.
It must have been an accident.
678
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,045
Evan. Evan!
I'm melting!
679
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,884
Evan! Evan!
680
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,089
Happy Kwanzaa, Mrs. Olakanday.
681
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,481
Mmm-hmm.
682
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,690
Evan! Evan! Evan!
683
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,481
Okay.
684
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,161
Oh!
685
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,241
No!
686
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,322
Evan, come on. Evan?
687
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,450
Come on. Evan? Evan! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
688
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,091
You're not an accident.
Evan, don't be like this.
689
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,606
Don't be like this.
God does not like ugly, Evan.
690
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,920
Evan, please.
691
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,446
Please, please. Come on!
692
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,407
Twigs. You need some help?
693
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,561
No, I'm fine.
694
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,923
Is there a reason you have a
tattoo that says "sesame chicken"?
695
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,496
It does not say
"sesame chicken," okay?
696
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,560
If you were more cultured,
697
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,720
you would know that it says
"Unbreakable" in Mandarin.
698
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,809
Well, I actually took Mandarin
for a semester in college,
699
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,803
I'm pretty sure it says
"sesame chicken."
700
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,291
Stop looking at my ass.
701
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,362
You know what? You're right.
702
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,886
You got it.
703
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,123
I think it says, "Free fortune
cookie with delivery."
704
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,680
Really?
705
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,016
Let me try to get you
out of here.
706
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,202
No! No, no, no.
707
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,656
It's not that kind of party! Okay?
It's not that kind of party.
708
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,047
Let me use two hands. I just...
Get from behind me!
709
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,009
No! No!
710
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,047
Get... Get from behind me! No!
Just...
711
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,288
Hold on.
Back up off of my butt!
712
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,723
No! No! No!
713
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,486
There you go.
714
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,164
You okay?
Yeah. I'm good.
715
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,765
What's wrong with you?
I'm good. Okay?
716
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,926
I got it.
717
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,481
You Okay?
718
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,209
Evan, I'm going to kill you!
719
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,129
Phew! Everybody
got everything?
720
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,281
Hey, Mom.
Hey.
721
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,441
Hey, Aunt Rachel.
722
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,124
Look who's up!
How was your morning?
723
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,201
Don't ask.
724
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,805
Hey, baby girl.
Hey.
725
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,365
We got a lot of food.
726
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,930
I see this.
727
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,970
I swear, if I close my eyes,
728
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,924
I can almost see her in here
like it was yesterday.
729
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,401
The thought of having Christmas
dinner without her...
730
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,216
Thought of cooking Christmas
dinner without her...
731
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,129
She was a great cook.
732
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,770
Guess it runs in the family.
733
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,246
You need a cough drop, baby?
734
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,682
It's a shame
we can't find her recipes.
735
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,689
- Where are they?
- Who knows?
736
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,121
She stashed them in a tin
around here somewhere.
737
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,201
That's right.
You know,
738
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,921
I saw her make those recipes a
million times. I should know them.
739
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,200
I just always thought
she'd be here.
740
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,571
She is here.
741
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,487
She's in every pot,
in every pan, every cabinet,
742
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,565
and every drawer.
743
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,644
We are all standing
on holy ground.
744
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,371
This is the Church of Grace.
745
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,724
Y'all didn't hear me?
This is the Church of Grace!
746
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,246
Hallelujah!
747
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,527
In the Church of Grace,
we need music.
748
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,936
Let's get that music, Miss Niya.
Thank you, Jesus!
749
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Let's do it!
750
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,729
Put your music on, Miss Niya.
Here we go.
751
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,490
Let's see what
you gonna work with.
752
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,090
This is not church dancing!
753
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,162
Don't you get down!
Don't you get down!
754
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,761
Come on, Mom.
755
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,161
Give it to 'em.
Show 'em what you got.
756
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,976
All right, Aunt May. Show Aunt
May what you're working with.
757
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,400
What do y'all know
about this stuff?
758
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,530
You got my jam!
759
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,884
Sonya, you better get your
titties off my back, girl,
760
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,769
with your non-dancing ass!
761
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,921
Right here.
762
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,206
Cheryl! Cheryl!
Do our routine!
763
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,045
Wait, let me get my shoes off!
764
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,444
That's it!
Okay, that's enough of that.
765
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:47,726
We got it.
766
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,365
What? What?
767
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,966
Let Aunt May play
some real music.
768
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,731
Okay, there go mine.
Remember that? Remember that?
769
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,136
Remember, Aunt May taught y'all
that when y'all was little girls?
770
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,003
Remember that? Come on.
What you got?
771
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,962
Bring it back. Bring it back.
Now take it low.
772
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,804
What? What? Now pop that.
773
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,291
All right.
I'm doing second round.
774
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,209
- Come on. Come on.
- Here we go.
775
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,930
Now, take it back. Come on.
776
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,002
Bring it back. Come on.
Pump that.
777
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,801
Remember? Step! Bring it up.
778
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,125
Here it goes!
779
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,486
There it goes!
780
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,210
Now, take it back!
781
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,486
Come on, Aunt May.
782
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,730
Wait, Aunt May,
you been drinking again?
783
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,416
Join us, Pop-pop.
You gotta move it.
784
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,646
Daddy, Daddy!
785
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,087
Come on, Walter.
Bring your old ass in here.
786
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,920
Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy.
Go, Daddy.
787
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,129
Get 'em, Pop! Show 'em!
788
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,449
Push, Lonnie. Dang!
789
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,090
Push with your legs.
790
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,366
Y'all did it.
791
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,489
That's the biggest tree
I've ever seen.
792
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,686
We've had bigger, sweetie.
793
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,807
Yeah!
794
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,042
Like the year Mom
let Evan pick the tree.
795
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,363
It was so big we had to saw off the
top just to get it in the house.
796
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,442
What did you do with
the other half you sawed off?
797
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,444
We stood it up next to the bigger half.
We had two trees that year.
798
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,965
You're welcome, by the way.
799
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,089
Like your mother always said,
"The bigger the tree..."
800
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,964
"The bigger the love!"
801
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,121
Man.
802
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,081
Yeah.
803
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:28,566
Look here. I'm going to go into the
garage and get the ornaments. Okay?
804
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,721
You need some help, Daddy?
805
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,485
I'm all right, sweetie.
All right.
806
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,296
All right, y'all. Well, let's
bring this thing to life.
807
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,936
Yes. Christian, go get
some water for the tree.
808
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,804
I can't. I gotta go meet
Brooks in town square.
809
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,605
Well, the kids would love to go
to town square and meet Santa.
810
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,728
Come on, y'all. Let's do this.
All right, have fun.
811
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,256
All right, Evan, baby. Get a broom
so we can get up these pine needles.
812
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,456
I can't. I told Eric that I'ma
hang with him for a little bit.
813
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,925
But you love
decorating the tree.
814
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,765
I know. But when y'all
mess up, then I get to fix it.
815
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,616
Don't be chasing
them fast-ass girls.
816
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,563
- Nah. Bye, y'all.
- Be careful, baby.
817
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,096
Now, Rachel and Cheryl,
do y'all think
818
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,696
y'all can go in the kitchen
and put something together?
819
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,136
Some snacks,
without killing each other?
820
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,286
Yes.
I appreciate that.
821
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,200
Y'all go on and be
big girls for Aunt May.
822
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,961
Depending on y'all.
823
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,496
And, Lonnie, I'm going to need you
to get me the dustpan and the broom
824
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,936
so you can help me
get up these pine needles.
825
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,008
Okay. We'll get 'em up.
Thank you.
826
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,441
But let me tell you something.
What?
827
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,602
I love how your hair
just drapes your face.
828
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,364
It just like...
829
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,771
You know, you feathered it.
830
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,367
And it's just so nice how it just, you
know, shapes your face real nice.
831
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,496
Thank you, Lonnie. I appreciate that.
Take care of yourself.
832
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,760
Thank you. Yes, indeed.
833
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:31,289
It's like you did a big-ass
peach and a big-ass wig
834
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,603
and you put that wig on top of that
peach, and you drape it the same way.
835
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,728
Lonnie, go on, boy.
836
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,256
I don't feel like you right now.
Get you on. All right, all right.
837
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,009
Let me get that broom.
Get on!
838
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,406
<i>Which tree do you think
we should take home, Evan?</i>
839
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,720
This one?
840
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,566
<i>I want this one, Mommy.</i>
841
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,484
<i>Perfect. Just like you.</i>
842
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,010
<i>Feliz Navidad!</i>
843
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,082
What up, fam?
Come on, Santa Claus!
844
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,810
Time to go get
them ho, ho, ho's.
845
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,770
Good to see you, boy. You
always shining like a little...
846
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,490
God damn!
What's that? Soul Glo?
847
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,085
Man, beauty supply store.
Aisle two.
848
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,488
I'm up here way too high.
Hang on. There it is.
849
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,329
Hold up. Boy, you ain't cool enough.
What?
850
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,400
Come on, baby. You ain't
going to leave me behind.
851
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,016
Come on, now.
Who do you think taught you?
852
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,610
You ready?
I'm ready. Let's go.
853
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,976
Hold on, I'm gonna put
my seat belt on.
854
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,096
Because we all know
you can't drive.
855
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,044
Let's get it. You know
what I'm saying?
856
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,536
Okay... Daddy!
Can we go see Santa, Daddy?
857
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,561
Huh?
858
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,130
Can we go see Santa?
859
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,201
Santa?
860
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,204
You know, 75% of all sidewalk
Santa's have Hepatitis C.
861
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,362
Don't put your fingers
in his beard.
862
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,807
Thank you for that
very fun fact, Brooks.
863
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,256
Look, baby, soon
as Daddy's done here,
864
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,176
I'm going to take you to do
whatever you want to do, okay?
865
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,690
Like that's going to happen.
866
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,842
Come on. I'll take you. Okay.
867
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,410
He gets that from his mother.
868
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,289
Let's take a walk.
869
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,171
We just lost Van Kirk.
He's supporting Baxter.
870
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,321
What?
871
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,130
Our biggest donor
just backed out? Wow.
872
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,241
Politics.
873
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,526
Yeah, so what do we do now?
874
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,251
Well, the Brigham Group is
still looking for a way to...
875
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,367
Control our campaign.
876
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,440
No.
Yeah.
877
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,561
To support you...
Not me.
878
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,336
Because they believe in
your vision to invest in you.
879
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,536
No, what they believe in is that if we win,
they're the first in line for a favor.
880
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,404
Their last favor
downsized a factory!
881
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,364
1,500 people out of work! Their
last candidate is now a senator.
882
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,408
Andy Brooks, just, please.
883
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,096
I'm an adult.
Just tell me what they want.
884
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,610
It's not even a done deal yet.
885
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,808
We will talk more about this
after the interview.
886
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,526
What interview?
887
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,401
<i>We are here with congressional
candidate Christian Meyers.</i>
888
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,936
<i>New poll numbers show...
Christian's on</i> TV!
889
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,216
<i>- That you really have</i>
a <i>good chance-</i> What?
890
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,416
<i>Yeah, but we will not stop</i>
891
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,800
<i>until the last vote is in.</i>
My <i>gosh!</i>
892
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,760
Politics aside, how are you enjoying being
home for the holidays with your family?
893
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,207
Daddy! Daddy!
It's Christian! Hurry!
894
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,527
Hey! That's the tie
I bought him!
895
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,920
Move, Cheryl. Move!
Geez Louise!
896
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,456
<i>And the other highlight
is Santa Claus.</i>
897
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,369
<i>Have you had a chance
to sit on his lap yet?</i>
898
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,840
<i>No, I'm leaving that up
to the kids.</i>
899
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,283
If you did sit on Santa's lap,
900
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,656
I'm sure everyone at home would love
to know what you would ask for.
901
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,409
Ask for a suit that fits.
902
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,456
Because he going to mess around
and get a yeast infection.
903
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,496
May! And that cream
don't work on men, Cheryl.
904
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,931
You used to keep
a yeast infection.
905
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,331
Aunt May!
That itching, burning...
906
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,129
It didn't do good for you.
907
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,487
They ain't Instagram
models, but they a'ight.
908
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,096
'Cause anytime you ask them to do
something, they gonna be like, "A'ight."
909
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,376
Put some gas in the car. "A'ight."
Pour my bath water. "A'ight."
910
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,084
I don't even take baths.
I take showers.
911
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,161
What can I get for you?
912
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,361
Everything.
913
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,889
Can I get
the chili cheese bacon burger?
914
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,411
And can I get some fries?
915
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,936
And can you please tell them
to make it crispy.
916
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,656
I need to hear the
when I eat. You know what I'm saying?
917
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,887
And can I get a milkshake?
918
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,527
With extra whipped cream.
919
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,216
Because last time,
they forgot my whipped cream.
920
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,896
So I'm going to need
my last time whipped cream
921
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,922
and this time whipped cream,
and some apple pie.
922
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,490
Can I just get a chicken breast,
923
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,376
side of asparagus,
and some brown rice, please?
924
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,526
Absolutely.
925
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,289
Everything's coming right up, baby.
Okay.
926
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,169
All right, baby.
You got mine? Baby?
927
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,687
Baby, baby, baby! I heard you
1 O times already. Okay!
928
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,016
Obviously you didn't.
A bag of sugar.
929
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,336
<i>A</i> bag of sugar.
Two sticks of butter.
930
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,816
<i>Two sticks of butter.
And some vanilla extract.</i>
931
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,080
<i>Don't forget, Lonnie.</i>
932
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,136
<i>And the vanilla wafers, and
bananas...</i> I'ma call <i>you</i> back.
933
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,889
Call you back!
934
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,320
Let me give you
a hand with that.
935
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,761
Oh! See that?
936
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,969
I'm used to putting my hands up like that.
Crashing the boards.
937
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,850
I know a little bit
about boxing out, myself.
938
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,843
Okay. You play basketball?
939
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,206
I did.
940
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,884
I did. What about you?
941
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,085
You know, a little bit.
942
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,481
Who hasn't?
943
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,971
Lonnie Maclay?
944
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,727
My dad is a huge
Seattle SuperSonics fan.
945
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,847
Wow.
946
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,161
I remember game four,
947
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,285
1991, game-winning shot.
948
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,966
You remember?
You saw that game?
949
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,565
Did I?
950
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,041
We wore green
for like a week straight!
951
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,963
Wow.
Shatao!
952
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,963
Don't tell me you know
about "shatao."
953
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,407
I know all about "shatao."
954
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,241
Wow.
955
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,326
I don't think anyone's going to
believe that I actually met you.
956
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,164
Would you mind
if I take a selfie?
957
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:22,244
If you know about "shatao," you can
take as many photos <i>as</i> you want.
958
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,321
Okay.
959
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,128
Love that!
Can we take another?
960
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,326
Funny face.
Okay.
961
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,129
All right, you ready? Okay.
Mmm-hmm.
962
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,162
Love that!
Let me see.
963
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,765
That's great!
Right?
964
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,081
You know what? I would love
a copy of that picture.
965
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,446
Yeah.
966
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,216
You want to put
your number in my phone?
967
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,616
And I'll just send it
to you when I get off?
968
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,802
Okay, I'll put my number.
Okay, put it in.
969
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,370
My number in here.
970
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,288
I would love to put
this photo on my fan wall.
971
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,761
Especially someone
as beautiful as you.
972
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,681
That's me.
973
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,361
I got it.
974
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,685
So, I'll send it.
975
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,364
You better send it.
976
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,521
I will.
977
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,127
But you're not going
to get me fired. Okay.
978
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,924
It's a pleasure
meeting you, Lonnie.
979
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,136
<i>Attention, all shoppers.</i>
980
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,243
<i>Special holiday savings today
with your Clubs Card.</i>
981
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,322
Pleasure's all mine.
982
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,166
Twigs!
983
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,686
Twigs! Hold up!
984
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,200
Cool!
985
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,203
Workout partner for the week.
986
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,131
I missed the last three days.
Had to double up.
987
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,440
How far do you usually run?
988
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,727
A lot farther when people
aren't talking to me.
989
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,565
Me, I love the company.
Helps the time go by.
990
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,409
I don't. It distracts me.
991
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,641
Girl, I swear, you haven't
changed one bit.
992
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,561
Except for this jogging thing.
993
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,085
Looks good on you.
994
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,924
And neighborhood's looking good.
995
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,480
I gotta say, your pops did a real
good job fixing up the house.
996
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,848
Okay, what part of "it's
distracting" don't you understand?
997
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,806
Probably the same part of
"there's a cicada in your hair"
998
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,325
that you don't understand.
999
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,809
Get it! Get it! Get it!
1000
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,041
Have a good rest of the day.
1001
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,167
Get it! Get it! Get it!
1002
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,570
Get it Off!
1003
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,443
Did you find everything
you need?
1004
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:25,007
Sometimes you find things that
you're not even looking for.
1005
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,121
Crazy.
1006
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,045
I seen your interview, E.
1007
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,167
What interview?
1008
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,321
The one on ESPN.
1009
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,280
They said your shoulder
was good. You all right?
1010
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,771
Yeah.
1011
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,171
Coach is...
1012
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:41,483
He's trying to get me to stay on these
pills for like another week or two.
1013
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,165
I just forgot to get my
prescription filled before I left.
1014
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,496
You think your boy
can get me some?
1015
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,443
Who? Lil' Discount?
Mmm-hmm.
1016
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,567
Man. He good.
1017
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,530
Got your suits, pills,
negative pregnancy results.
1018
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,642
Listen, the baby is not yours.
1019
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,924
Ask him if he can get these.
1020
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,091
My man can do it all, bro.
I got you.
1021
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,400
I'ma to talk to him for you.
1022
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,561
Thanks, man.
1023
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,326
Oh, God.
1024
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,086
I found her!
1025
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,724
Hey!
Hey.
1026
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,371
Who's Munchie?
1027
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,164
His name is Malachi, and we used
to be friends in high school.
1028
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,200
Then why didn't you let him
help us with the bags?
1029
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,891
Because first they help you
with your bags
1030
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,376
and next thing you know, they're
taking somebody else to prom.
1031
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,131
Mom, can I tell you something?
1032
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,765
And not get in trouble for it?
1033
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,521
What?
1034
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,370
Am I going to get in trouble?
1035
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,441
Probably.
1036
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,450
You're an attractive woman.
1037
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,161
You have a lot to offer a guy but
you gotta stop running them off.
1038
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,616
I'm not running anybody off.
1039
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,687
Really?
1040
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,446
Remember my gym teacher, Mr.
Harrison? Yeah.
1041
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,761
He said you were beautiful.
He said he loved your hair.
1042
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,764
And you said, "So if I was bald,
I wouldn't be beautiful?"
1043
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:07,164
No. See, I just don't think a woman's
beauty should be defined by her hair.
1044
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,730
Well, what about
the gas station?
1045
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,136
It was storming, and that really
cute guy asked to pump our gas.
1046
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,525
And I let him.
1047
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,681
Well, yeah.
1048
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,808
Until he hit regular unleaded,
and you said,
1049
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,451
"So a black woman
can't afford premium?"
1050
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Exactly.
1051
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,450
You had to pump your gas in the
rain while it ruined your hair.
1052
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,249
I was getting my hair done
the next day.
1053
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,766
Mom, you're missing the point.
1054
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,410
Men aren't that smart.
1055
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,840
So we have to trick them into
thinking things are their idea
1056
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,006
when it's really ours.
1057
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,136
Like Brandon, my boyfriend.
1058
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,241
I'm sorry.
1059
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,921
You have a boyfriend?
1060
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,126
Mom, stay focused.
1061
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,656
I don't like carrying
my bag all the time.
1062
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,921
So when Brandon's around, I
act like it hurts my shoulder
1063
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,240
and he carries it for me.
1064
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,376
He gets to be a hero, and I
don't have to carry my bag.
1065
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,560
When did you get a boyfriend?
1066
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,285
Focus, Mom.
1067
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,001
Trust me.
1068
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,801
Life's a whole lot easier when there's
someone to help carry the load.
1069
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,608
Even if you can
carry it yourself.
1070
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,136
People want jobs, and
small businesses want capital.
1071
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,056
It's not enough to create
centers for small businesses.
1072
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,844
We have to pool...
1073
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,651
We have to cultivate resources.
1074
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,491
Pop. Hey, morning! Morning!
Morning!
1075
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,256
I'm gonna whip up some pancakes here.
You want some?
1076
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,648
No, I'm trying to lay off them
processed carbs right now.
1077
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,246
Yeah.
1078
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,642
I cannot tell you how excited we
were watching you on TV yesterday.
1079
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,008
You know, it's not often
1080
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:42,044
the son of an old mechanic becomes
a United States congressman.
1081
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,885
You own six auto shops, Pop.
1082
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,803
And I do have
to win the election first.
1083
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,644
It's only a formality.
1084
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,164
Hey, your mother...
1085
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,645
She would have turned this whole house
into your campaign headquarters.
1086
00:53:58,720 --> 00:53:59,846
Yep-
1087
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,768
She'd have been so proud of you.
1088
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,450
You know, maybe you can say a few
words at the shelter this year.
1089
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,568
I mean, hearing
from a future congressman
1090
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,209
would make the year
even more special.
1091
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,171
I'd love to.
1092
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,161
Hey!
1093
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,844
Oh! Buddy.
1094
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,688
You ain't worried about me
embarrassing you?
1095
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,211
Whoo! Here we go.
1096
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,568
I thought we supposed
to be playing some football.
1097
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,489
Come on, old man. Let's go!
1098
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,523
Who you talking to?
1099
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,841
Hey. Come on, old man.
1100
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,681
Hut! Hike!
1101
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,041
Here I come!
1102
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,450
Get him, son. Get him!
1103
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,885
This is great.
Quality family time.
1104
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,486
A beautiful day. Beautiful day.
Yes, it is.
1105
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,130
They gonna kill
each other out there.
1106
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,884
- Block!
- Look at the old man!
1107
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,490
Here! Right here!
Throw the ball!
1108
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,056
- Lonnie, heads up!
- Nice catch, Lonnie.
1109
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,162
That's how
they did it in Croatia.
1110
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,129
What's up with those
pink pants, Malibu Barbie?
1111
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,576
I left mine at home.
These are Cheryl's.
1112
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,329
Yeah. No, we all believe that.
1113
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,801
I'm down.
1114
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,081
First down for me.
It's touch!
1115
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,288
Get off my sister, man.
I got you.
1116
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,686
I was down, Lonnie!
1117
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,570
Cheryl, that's how you do it.
1118
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,001
Whoo!
What are y'all doing?
1119
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,050
I taught you that!
I taught you that, baby.
1120
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,804
We got skills over here.
1121
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,680
Hey, Aunt May.
1122
00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,607
That's for you, baby.
She don't want you!
1123
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,162
Uh-oh!
Somebody got a boyfriend!
1124
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,489
They'd make an excellent couple.
1125
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,609
I got vibrators
older than that child.
1126
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,128
Go, baby! Go, baby!
1127
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,725
Rachel, stop trying to pump him.
1128
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,882
What's all this freaking
going on? Come on!
1129
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,570
What are you doing?
1130
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:04,529
Cameron, don't you want to play?
1131
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,604
Is it better to be
on the team or own it?
1132
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,121
Where's the flag?
1133
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,576
Get your ass up, boy.
Come on. Get up, boy.
1134
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,931
Come on, Ev.
Damn!
1135
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,127
'Got it!
1136
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,247
What was that, Lonnie?
1137
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,810
Evan! Evan! Don't!
1138
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,856
What the hell was that? You tripped him!
What are you doing?
1139
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,006
Lonnie, don't!
1140
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,603
World Star!
1141
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,569
Lonnie, have you lost your damn mind?
Lonnie!
1142
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,120
- Lonnie!
- Wait a minute!
1143
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,040
Man, you saw where I was going!
1144
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,570
You gonna try to trip me?
Stop it!
1145
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,085
You had to trip him?
1146
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,571
That's his career!
1147
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,369
Not your dumb, made up one!
1148
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,616
Really?
What's that, right there?
1149
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,244
What is that?
Everyone knows
1150
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,527
you go overseas when you
don't make it in the NBA.
1151
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,886
You're a joke!
1152
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,566
Oh. At least he had a career,
Miss Teacher-Veterinarian.
1153
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,766
Or is it attorney now?
1154
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,888
Which, given the salary
of a divorced, single mom
1155
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,088
working graveyard shifts
at the Waffle House,
1156
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,003
will take till 2050 to afford.
1157
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,764
Rachel, Cheryl! Okay.
1158
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,971
Okay, game's over!
Game's over.
1159
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,845
Good game! Good game!
Good game! Yeah!
1160
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,604
Good game. Let's go get...
1161
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,444
Let's go get dinner. Okay?
1162
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,522
As long as
it's not Waffle House.
1163
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,250
The hell is wrong with him?
1164
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,923
Go ahead. I got the baby.
Come on, babies.
1165
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,684
I got y'all. Come on. Come on.
1166
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,691
We were doing so well.
1167
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,045
You were great, Mom.
1168
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,442
Yeah, man. I'm all right.
I almost whooped that...
1169
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,642
We almost whooped his ass.
1170
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,006
Yo, you got that
for me, or what?
1171
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,605
Yeah, I got it.
1172
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,201
Yes!
1173
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,924
Damn, man!
I didn't need this many!
1174
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,883
No, a couple of 'em SweeTARTS.
1175
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,976
Come on, Christian.
Just hear me out.
1176
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,129
This is exactly why I said I didn't
want them to back my campaign!
1177
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,965
They just blow into town and start
steamrolling over small businesses.
1178
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,840
No, they blow into town, and they
turn state senators into congressmen.
1179
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,281
This is not good!
I can't do this!
1180
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,576
I think you're
over thinking this.
1181
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,656
They're just going
to go downtown.
1182
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,176
They're going to turn some old, shitty
buildings into beautiful lofts.
1183
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,964
What's the problem?
My mom.
1184
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,011
The homeless shelter
is in the district.
1185
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,684
It meant a lot to my mom.
1186
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,681
Look, after you're elected,
1187
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,416
you're going to rebuild
that homeless shelter.
1188
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,046
And it's going to be beautiful.
Your mother would love it.
1189
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,963
Andy Brooks,
1190
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,884
no announcement
until after the holidays.
1191
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:41,921
Fine.
1192
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,965
Hey, Lonnie.
1193
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,963
Can I get some help in the back?
1194
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,011
Hmm!
1195
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,010
No, you didn't.
1196
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,241
Ooh!
1197
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,000
Sorry.
1198
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,081
Rachel.
1199
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,206
Rachel Meyers.
1200
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,600
Do we know each other?
1201
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,722
Jasmine.
Chloe's little sister.
1202
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,729
From high school.
1203
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,848
Yeah, right!
Right. How is she?
1204
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,531
She's good. She's coaching
women's basketball at Kansas.
1205
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,840
Nice!
Yeah.
1206
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,127
Wow! You look the same.
1207
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,009
Like no time passed.
1208
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,167
How have you been?
1209
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,370
Seem to be blowing up
over there.
1210
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,041
Boyfriend?
1211
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,201
Um...
1212
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,171
He just invited me to Chicago
for the weekend.
1213
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,124
Must be nice.
$8.49.
1214
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,731
He can't get enough of you.
1215
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,525
Do you mind?
1216
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,011
He's so cute.
1217
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,929
Look how perfect
we are together.
1218
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:47,726
Shit.
1219
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,404
That's what I said.
1220
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,886
Want to see another?
1221
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,411
Um... Oh!
1222
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,610
Yeah. Confirmation
of your love.
1223
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,046
I was hoping I wouldn't have
to spend Christmas alone.
1224
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,000
But he's got to take care
of his Grandma Cheryl.
1225
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:06,441
She's really old.
1226
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,841
Yeah.
1227
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,449
I had an old
Grandma Cheryl once.
1228
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,443
She was a mean, old bitch.
1229
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,207
You said you were going
to be alone on Christmas?
1230
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,331
Yeah.
1231
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,890
You don't have to be.
1232
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,610
I don't?
Nope.
1233
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,041
Our family has
so much love to give.
1234
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,525
Obviously.
1235
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,965
That's what's up.
1236
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:10,920
Some game, huh?
1237
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,401
Yeah.
1238
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,562
Hey, don't worry
about what your sister said.
1239
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,721
Being single isn't bad.
1240
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,040
Thanks. Feel a lot better.
1241
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,527
What is wrong with you?
1242
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:22,441
You know, nothing.
1243
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,923
Except that you keep trying to act
like we're cool when we're not.
1244
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,569
Why aren't we cool?
Really?
1245
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,925
Belinda "Big teeth"?
1246
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,047
Who?
1247
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,521
Your prom date? Horse face?
1248
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,881
Her teeth weren't really that big.
She had a small mouth.
1249
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,896
And, okay, I took her to the prom.
What's the big problem?
1250
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,496
You took her to the prom!
That's the problem.
1251
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,409
After you canceled on me
at the last minute.
1252
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,970
Like you even wanted
to go with me!
1253
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,724
Why do you think
I asked you to go?
1254
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,686
I heard him.
1255
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,610
Heard who?
Your dumb jock friend.
1256
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,968
He was laughing about how easy it would
be for the star basketball player
1257
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,964
to take his nerdy next-door
neighbor to bed that night.
1258
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,281
I heard him. And you just
let him talk about me.
1259
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,203
You didn't say anything!
1260
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,246
You're right. I didn't.
1261
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,243
And neither did he
after I broke his nose.
1262
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,884
That's how Damien
broke his nose?
1263
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,804
You would have known if you weren't
such a dramatic little princess.
1264
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,009
You would have known why I canceled
if you weren't such a dumb jock.
1265
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,176
Wouldn't have mattered anyway
1266
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,200
'cause there wouldn't have been enough
room in the limo for the three of us.
1267
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,480
The three of us?
Yeah.
1268
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,971
Me, you, and your ego.
1269
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,129
Oh. We'd have fit.
1270
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,800
Because your low self-esteem doesn't
take up too much real estate.
1271
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,530
You know what?
I'm glad we didn't go.
1272
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,001
That makes two of us. It
would've been a terrible night.
1273
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,161
Worst prom ever.
1274
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,163
Absolute worst!
1275
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,409
It would have been
a horrible night.
1276
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:05,881
Awful.
1277
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,121
Ooh!
1278
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,560
Okay. Here.
1279
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,127
Aunt May, I gotta go
to the bathroom.
1280
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,170
Hold it. Aunt May
is in concert, baby.
1281
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,720
You don't interrupt
Aunt May's concerts.
1282
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,362
Just hold it
a little longer, Cam.
1283
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:49,565
Is Cameron all right?
1284
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,802
That food is still running
through him.
1285
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,002
<i>Heaven and nature sing</i>
1286
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,891
<i>Heaven and nature sing</i>
1287
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:19,050
I've been sipping!
1288
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:20,525
This is good to me.
1289
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:22,601
Ah!
1290
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,927
Come on.
1291
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,048
It's getting me up
outta my seat!
1292
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,680
You feel that?
1293
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,161
You sound beautiful, Aunt May.
1294
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,448
I'm gonna go ahead
and let Cameron sip some.
1295
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,091
Hell no.
1296
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,001
Double the temperature,
1297
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,891
half the time.
1298
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,087
Boom!
1299
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,362
<i>You've got to finish strong, baby.</i>
1300
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,616
<i>I haven't even done
my small business speech yet.</i>
1301
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,244
That's our "Yes, We Can" speech.
1302
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,656
I don't know what's in that
speech, but just keep saying it
1303
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,364
because you're now
the growth candidate.
1304
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,807
That means
that you are going to be...
1305
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,927
What the hell is this?
1306
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,896
The rezoning's going to happen
with or without me, Pop.
1307
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,736
They don't need my support.
Our prime purpose in life...
1308
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,976
If I plan to get into office, I
need theirs... is to help others.
1309
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,056
If you can't help them, at the
very least, don't hurt them.
1310
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,216
But if I do not get elected into
office, how can I help, Pop?
1311
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,447
Great progress
requires great sacrifice.
1312
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,085
Did you come up
with that yourself?
1313
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,003
Or did your campaign manager
write it for you?
1314
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,129
People figure it out, Pop.
They always figure it out.
1315
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,885
Your mother was seven years
old when your aunt was born.
1316
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,096
Pop, please don't bring
Mom into this.
1317
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,009
Your grandparents
were having a tough time
1318
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,971
and having another mouth to
feed didn't make it any easier.
1319
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,248
They ended up losing their home.
1320
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,050
And moving into a shelter.
1321
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,765
That shelter.
1322
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,281
That's why it was
so important to her.
1323
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:17,201
So the next time you talk
about people figuring it out,
1324
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,641
remember, one of those people
was your mother.
1325
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:37,886
Oh, my God!
1326
01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,200
What the hell?
1327
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,449
My macaroni and cheese!
1328
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,887
It was going to be disgusting.
I did you a favor.
1329
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,571
Well, then do me a damn favor.
Don't burn down the damn house!
1330
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:50,687
'Got it!
1331
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,886
Damn!
Lonnie!
1332
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:55,721
I'm sorry, Aunt May.
1333
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,564
What the hell did you all do?
1334
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,336
And you done sprayed some shit
on me, Lonnie?
1335
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,408
I ought to whip your ass.
You raise your goddamn...
1336
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,686
Shut up!
1337
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,406
You can't afford to buy me
no more outfits like this.
1338
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,726
This my damn Chaka Khan.
1339
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,325
Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan!
1340
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,647
Five days.
1341
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:18,528
I knew it was going to be tough.
1342
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,847
But I said, "Surely the
children she loved so much
1343
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,446
"and damn near gave her life for
1344
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,604
"would find a way
to make it work."
1345
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,564
Obviously, I was wrong.
1346
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,165
And disappointed.
1347
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,926
I expect you all
will clean this up.
1348
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:48,445
I'll tell you what. I'll be the better
man between the both of us. Okay?
1349
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,846
I'm sorry.
1350
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,040
You going to be the better man
between the both of us?
1351
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,923
There! Messed up
my damn Chaka Khan wig.
1352
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,176
You see what happened just now?
Do you see what happened?
1353
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:00,536
You don't do that to a man!
1354
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,496
That wasn't no man I did it to.
Here, you take this rag.
1355
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,536
You old big-lipped son of a bitch.
You take that one.
1356
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,607
Good luck.
1357
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,444
No. Don't even try, Christian.
1358
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,856
I'm not the one who tried to
deep-fry the whole kitchen, am I?
1359
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,850
No. And I don't think I was making the
blackeroni and cheese over there.
1360
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,530
So I think we should just go.
1361
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,056
You want some pizza
and wings or something?
1362
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,376
You know I gotta watch
my carbs, right?
1363
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,447
That's fine.
1364
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,576
They got that high school cheerleader
menu you can order from.
1365
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:21,840
Shut up, dude.
1366
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,160
It's all good.
Right?
1367
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,730
Okay, I'm done.
1368
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,081
Great!
1369
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:48,366
So now, I can remake
the macaroni you ruined.
1370
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:51,091
No. I'm going to make
the dressing you ruined.
1371
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:54,249
Rachel, you're being ridiculous.
No. I need to get my stuff.
1372
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,845
Rachel, stop.
You always do this.
1373
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,166
I need all this.
1374
01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:58,526
Why are you taking my stuff?
1375
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,602
I need the noodles.
No.I need...
1376
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,485
Oh, my God.
1377
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,161
Oh.
1378
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,406
Mom's fried chicken.
1379
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,324
"Always use
a cast iron skillet."
1380
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,816
That's why mine
never turned out right.
1381
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,285
Yeah, she did.
1382
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,764
Buttermilk biscuits.
1383
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:58,844
Christian would kill for this.
1384
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,002
And Brooks would kill us.
1385
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,764
Let's give it to him.
1386
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,171
Carbs!
1387
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,488
Her collard green recipe.
1388
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,291
Smoked turkey necks,
half a cup of sugar,
1389
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,283
and a pinch of bugs.
Bugs.
1390
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,326
So amazing.
1391
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,244
Did you find
the sweet potato pie recipe?
1392
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:26,370
Oh, God. Mom made it so often I
don't even think she wrote it down.
1393
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:29,769
Look at this.
Wow.
1394
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,321
Aw!
1395
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,726
I think I'm going
to go outside for a minute.
1396
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,006
<i>What's up? It's your girl,
Jazz. Leave a message.</i>
1397
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,850
Hey, Jasmine. It's Rachel.
1398
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:14,925
Look, I made a mistake
in inviting you to dinner.
1399
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,490
And I'm really sorry.
1400
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,171
And I hope it doesn't totally
screw up your whole day.
1401
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,011
Merry Christmas.
1402
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:38,728
There's maybe
more sugar, butter.
1403
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:41,565
It looks like Grace's.
1404
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,044
Will it taste like it?
Let's see.
1405
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,170
What are you doing here?
1406
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,323
Me and bunny were elected
to tell you that
1407
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,129
everyone is really sorry.
1408
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:02,284
They say you wouldn't be mad
at me 'cause I'm too cute.
1409
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,165
And they are right.
1410
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,049
You all ready for Santa?
1411
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,121
Am I'.>
1412
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,170
I get to see all my presents,
and eat all the dessert I want,
1413
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,567
and not get in trouble.
1414
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,167
And Nana's sweet potato pie
is my favorite.
1415
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,364
Mine too.
1416
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:22,410
I just hope my version
doesn't disappoint everyone.
1417
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,243
So far, it hasn't been
going that good.
1418
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,243
Are you smiling
when you make it?
1419
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,531
When Nana cooked,
she always smiled.
1420
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,489
You haven't smiled a lot,
Pop-pop.
1421
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,005
When I get sad,
1422
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,368
I just think about all the
things that make me happy.
1423
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,680
And then I smile.
1424
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,089
Maybe you should try it.
1425
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,564
Maybe I will.
1426
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:06,641
Hot!
1427
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:17,685
What do you think, love?
1428
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,051
Eggs.
1429
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,729
Just a little bit of cinnamon.
Now, remember that. Little bit.
1430
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:44,770
Sweet vanilla.
1431
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,091
All right?
1432
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,491
And nutmeg.
1433
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,361
That's the bomb.
1434
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,801
I can't remember how much milk
you put in this.
1435
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:57,687
Uh-huh.
1436
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:01,606
Yeah.
1437
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:34,808
Hey, yo, Pops.
Santa came early.
1438
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:47,806
Oh, man.
1439
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,009
You want some
sweet potatoes, baby?
1440
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,921
30. Daddy?
Hmm?
1441
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,120
How do you like the cranberry salad?
Pretty good, huh?
1442
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,207
Very good.
1443
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:38,968
I made the stuffing.
Do you like it?
1444
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,883
Tasty.
Cheryl, would you like some?
1445
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,169
Yes. I would, Rachel.
1446
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,685
That's very nice of y'all.
1447
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,603
There you go.
I'm going to be a copycat.
1448
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,170
Thank you.
I want some stuffing too.
1449
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,561
You can't get
enough stuffing, can you?
1450
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,085
Sure can't.
1451
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,367
Let me get that.
1452
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,289
Do you want some stuffing, baby?
1453
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,442
Boy, I'm a grown-ass woman.
1454
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,336
Cameron, you mind passing me
the green beans, please?
1455
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,521
Don't eat too much.
1456
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,762
We should save some for
the shelter. Right, Granddad?
1457
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:07,080
That's right, buddy.
1458
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,446
This is really delicious.
1459
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,484
Listen, if I promise not to cook,
can we do it again tomorrow?
1460
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,082
Oh. Careful. Watch the floors
there, Cam.
1461
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:18,481
Never know when
we gotta resell. Right, Pops?
1462
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:21,160
Right.
1463
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:24,369
If you want to get scratches out of
wood floors, here's a little trick.
1464
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,284
You get some shoe polish
and some Crisco oil.
1465
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:28,646
Get a pair of old underwear.
1466
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,451
Wrap the old underwear around
your hand, nice and tight,
1467
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,525
and you buff it out.
1468
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,410
Put a little muscle to it.
Buff it out real good.
1469
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,136
I'm sure you got a pair of old
underwear lying around, Walter.
1470
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,810
Little trick I learned
over in Croatia.
1471
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:42,521
Listen.
1472
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:46,130
I'ma stab your ass with this fork.
Do you hear me?
1473
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,361
I would love that.
1474
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:48,601
Evan.
1475
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,896
What's going on with you? You've
been moping around all day.
1476
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,680
Nothing, yo. I guess
I just lost my appetite.
1477
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,080
Well, that's never
happened before.
1478
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,680
I love the new paint
on the porch, Pops.
1479
01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,680
Evan, we were talking to you.
1480
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:00,886
And the hedges.
1481
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,806
You've been meaning to clean those
up for a while now. It's nice.
1482
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,566
I guess you finally
got around to it now, huh?
1483
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,481
Yeah.
1484
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,561
I guess I did.
1485
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,766
You know they have these new
fiberglass gutters, right?
1486
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,928
- Lonnie, shut your ass up.
- Lonnie, please.
1487
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,486
Now, damn!
1488
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:24,040
Evan, baby,
what you talking about?
1489
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:26,889
What am I talking about?
1490
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,284
Tell 'em, Dad. Tell everybody
what it is I'm talking about.
1491
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,960
Wait a minute.
What the hell is going on?
1492
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,280
Dad, you're selling the house?
1493
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,842
No. You're joking, right?
1494
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,642
You did this without
saying anything to us?
1495
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,376
Cheryl, give that to me.
That's not what that is.
1496
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,209
Let me see this.
1497
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:50,408
Come on now, Walter.
1498
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,776
You know you should've
said something to somebody.
1499
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,096
Pop, Mom would have
spoken to everyone in this house
1500
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,600
before she made
that kind of decision.
1501
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:57,376
Mom wouldn't even think
about selling the house.
1502
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,526
This is the family home.
1503
01:18:58,600 --> 01:18:59,761
It's my house.
1504
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,976
Let me tell y'all something.
I understand...
1505
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,525
We're just a little confused.
1506
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,204
It's really sudden, Dad.
1507
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,201
It's my house.
1508
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,816
Why would you
even consider that?
1509
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:11,002
It's my house!
1510
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:21,169
I'm supposed to ask your
permission to sell my house?
1511
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:24,124
Evan, baby. Get him.
1512
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,361
Evan!
1513
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,566
Evan, come back!
1514
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,288
Well, at least we know
it can't get any worse.
1515
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:48,806
I'll get it.
1516
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:02,327
Hey, everybody,
there's a lady named Jasmine.
1517
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,010
She says
she's Aunt Rachel's friend.
1518
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,647
Hey!
1519
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,881
Hey!
What are you doing here?
1520
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,485
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
1521
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:19,686
You invited me.
1522
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:21,967
I did. Did you not
get my message?
1523
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,246
No. Oh.
1524
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,561
Um...
1525
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,680
I never check my voicemails.
I'm a texter.
1526
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,804
What was it?
Am I not supposed...
1527
01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:31,880
No. No.
1528
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:34,002
I just wanted to make sure
you brought something.
1529
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,969
And you did!
You're a mind reader.
1530
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,121
This is great.
1531
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,201
Jasmine,
1532
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,127
this is my family.
1533
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,201
Family, this is Jasmine.
1534
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:42,611
Okay, we have names.
1535
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:46,090
That's sister, father,
brother, sister-in-law, child.
1536
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,360
Nice to meet you all.
1537
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,240
- You can sit right here.
- Welcome.
1538
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:52,486
Why would you do that?
1539
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:53,936
Why would I do that?
Why would you do that?
1540
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,376
What are you trying to do?
Break up a happy home?
1541
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:56,576
Obviously, it's not that happy
1542
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,720
if you are banging the cashier
from the Piggly Wiggly.
1543
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:02,731
You invited her to Christmas
dinner with your sister.
1544
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:06,202
Who does that?
1545
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,361
Who does what?
1546
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:11,570
Who puts paprika
in potato salad?
1547
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:13,608
Who does that?
1548
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:15,563
Everybody.
Not my family.
1549
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,684
We don't put paprika on potato salad.
We just don't do that.
1550
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:21,001
Okay, Lonnie, you're being
ridiculous. Come on.
1551
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,496
I'm talking to your sister
about the potato salad.
1552
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:24,216
Okay, we're in the middle
of Christmas dinner.
1553
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,685
You can talk to her later.
Okay.
1554
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,364
Come on now. Come on.
1555
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:29,726
Help me!
1556
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,647
Okay. You like
them brownies, don't you?
1557
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:35,609
This must be a special recipe.
1558
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,641
I love your home, by the way.
1559
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,006
Yeah? Thank you.
1560
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,286
It's so beautiful.
1561
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,696
I really think
you should. They're very good.
1562
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:48,736
I already had 'em, baby.
1563
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:49,807
Really pretty.
1564
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,130
I love your family.
1565
01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,326
Thank you.
1566
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,686
I still have some.
1567
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,922
That's okay.
That's okay.
1568
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,490
Yeah, they are good.
1569
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:15,841
Is there any more dressing?
1570
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,969
No dressing on this table.
I'm going to go grab some.
1571
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,166
Lonnie, sit down.
1572
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,046
Lonnie?
1573
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,403
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
1574
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,570
What are you doing here?
1575
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,365
Rachel, you know Lonnie.
1576
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:33,049
I'd love some ham. Thank you.
1577
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,121
Some ham?
1578
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,568
How about I just stick a slice
at a time in your mouth?
1579
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:40,761
You were trying to surprise me.
1580
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,206
That is so sweet.
1581
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:47,283
So, you two know each other?
1582
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:52,405
Yeah, well, when you called me
from the supermarket
1583
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:55,165
when I was getting those ingredients
for the banana pudding.
1584
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,521
Bananas, the vanilla,
the vanilla wafers.
1585
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,649
It's not every day around here you
run into a professional athlete
1586
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:04,122
who invites you to spend
a weekend in Chicago.
1587
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,056
- What is going on?
- And you definitely don%run
1588
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:11,687
into people nice enough to invite you
to such a beautiful Christmas dinner.
1589
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:18,241
So, Rachel knew that you knew Lonnie
when she invited you to our dinner?
1590
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:19,361
Mmm-hmm.
1591
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:22,688
I got a little toothache here.
1592
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:23,807
Orajel.
1593
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,166
You were saying?
1594
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,287
Well...
1595
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:28,931
See, she recognized him
from one of our pictures.
1596
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,001
Oh!
1597
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:32,004
There's pictures!
1598
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:33,127
Shit!
1599
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,486
You got a Instagram?
1600
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:35,607
Want to see?
1601
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,161
No.
1602
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,611
I'd love to.
1603
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,211
Are you getting this?
1604
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:46,691
How sweet!
1605
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:47,841
Right?
1606
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,962
Just cute.
1607
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,405
Christian?
1608
01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:58,362
Oh. Uh... Don't swipe left.
1609
01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:02,205
I was thinking Lonnie and I wouldn't
get to spend Christmas together
1610
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:04,203
because of his grandma.
1611
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,081
Cheryl?
1612
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:08,440
Oh! Shit!
1613
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:09,885
Shit!
Hey, Cameron,
1614
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:11,296
you and Niya take
your sister downstairs.
1615
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:12,536
Finish your meal
down there, okay?
1616
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:14,616
- But I didn't even get to see the pictures.
- Now!
1617
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,608
I need to see these pictures.
1618
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,170
You get your plate.
1619
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:21,216
- And you get yours. And your napkin.
- You can move faster than that.
1620
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,376
See? I always get treated like this.
You need to whip his ass.
1621
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,896
This is the problem
with these children nowadays.
1622
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:26,604
I never get to see stuff.
1623
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,887
Sonya, you gotta take
more control.
1624
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,604
This is not fair.
1625
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:32,646
Be on back.
1626
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,801
Is that oil?
1627
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,001
I Skyped you.
1628
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,520
- Thank you.
- Wait for me.
1629
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:41,849
All right. Here we go.
1630
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:46,087
Your Grandma Cheryl.
1631
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:51,522
It's obvious that
she misunderstood...
1632
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,250
Thanks.
What I said.
1633
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,244
You said your grandmother was sick,
and you had to take care of her.
1634
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,456
And I love that about you, babe.
1635
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,496
- Just shut up.
- So proud of you.
1636
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:04,161
Where is she? I would love
to meet your grandma.
1637
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:05,730
I'd love to meet Grandma Cheryl.
1638
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,929
No, baby. You don't want
to meet Grandma Cheryl.
1639
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,201
You know what?
1640
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:12,640
I'll get Grandma.
1641
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:14,361
Baby.
1642
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,848
Aunt May going to ask you
not to go get Grandma.
1643
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,046
Don't disturb Grandma.
1644
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:19,849
I think it's the perfect time
for it.
1645
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,056
I'ma ask that
you let Grandma rest
1646
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:25,324
because every time Grandma come out,
something different starts to happen.
1647
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:27,641
We don't have to impress
nobody with Grandma.
1648
01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:30,451
Walter, your old ass need
to do something.
1649
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,456
Now, you sitting there like
you don't hear this shit.
1650
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:33,561
Lonnie,
1651
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:36,568
you don't want her
to get Grandma.
1652
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:38,841
Christian.
1653
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:41,289
Let's go in the kitchen.
How about that?
1654
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:42,361
I'm good.
1655
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:44,325
Sonya.
1656
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:50,491
Auntie May, let's go
make some kimchi balls.
1657
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,291
Hey, Lonnie. Can't help you.
1658
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:56,764
Baby, did I say something wrong?
1659
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,004
You said a lot of things wrong.
1660
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:00,366
You want to meet Grandma?
1661
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,526
Well, here she is.
1662
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:06,096
- Don't shoot me!
- Wait a minute.
1663
01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:08,168
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
1664
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,689
Cheryl! Cheryl! Wait!
1665
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:13,320
Give me that gun!
1666
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,724
You all knew who Grandma was!
1667
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,881
That's not Grandma!
1668
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:20,247
This is ridiculous!
Somebody say something!
1669
01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,691
Lonnie, what the hell
is going on?
1670
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:22,761
Shut up!
1671
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:24,126
I'm his wife, you dumb bitch.
1672
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:25,480
Who you calling a dumb bitch?
1673
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,927
You! You dumb bitch, young
bitch, silly bitch, dead bitch.
1674
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,126
She got the gun, bitch.
1675
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,576
Lonnie, if you're going to bring
bitches in here, bring a smart bitch.
1676
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,682
Give me that rifle,
and give it to me right now!
1677
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,330
Stay out of this, Christian.
1678
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:36,527
Christian, get her!
1679
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:40,124
I'm too old for this shit.
1680
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,161
Shit!
1681
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:44,287
Shit!
1682
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:45,441
Christian, stop her.
1683
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:49,122
Cheryl, please! No, no, no!
1684
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:50,720
Cheryl, drop the gun.
1685
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:53,805
Cheryl, you're not going
to shoot me.
1686
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,690
You're not going to shoot me outside
in front of all these people.
1687
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,650
- Cheryl, please!
- Enough!
1688
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:01,016
- Walter.
- Okay. That's enough.
1689
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,327
Shit! You shot me!
Cheryl, please. Enough.
1690
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:06,051
She's the best shot
in the family, Lonnie.
1691
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:09,806
If she wanted to shoot
your ass, she would have.
1692
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,966
Come on.
I'm taking the gun now.
1693
01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:16,401
Give it to him, baby.
Let me have it.
1694
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,601
I got you.
1695
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,491
We all got you.
1696
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,289
We all got you, all right?
1697
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:38,251
Something happened
to Uncle Evan!
1698
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,526
What?
1699
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,205
Evan's going to be fine.
Thank God.
1700
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,965
He's a little banged up,
but very lucky.
1701
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:59,289
We still need to run a few more tests,
but he should be okay to go home.
1702
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:20,801
I don't need...
1703
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:22,006
Any help.
1704
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:23,881
I know.
1705
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:39,722
I can't believe this is
how we're going to remember
1706
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,723
our last Christmas in the house.
1707
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:45,130
At least Evan's okay.
1708
01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:49,006
Cheryl...
1709
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:53,484
What I did...
1710
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:58,001
No matter what,
no matter how I felt,
1711
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:01,041
it was awful.
1712
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,604
Yeah, it was.
1713
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,171
I'm sorry.
1714
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,090
No.
1715
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,402
You probably did me a favor.
1716
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:27,283
Lonnie had a wandering eye
1717
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,003
and a wandering everything else.
1718
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:31,730
He wasn't going to change.
1719
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,809
And he refused to floss.
1720
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:45,082
But as much as I want to blame
Lonnie for everything,
1721
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:51,127
I probably could have been
a little less...
1722
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:52,526
Overbearing?
1723
01:29:55,440 --> 01:29:56,965
Controlling.
1724
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:01,087
You're also ambitious
and generous
1725
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:03,242
and the smartest woman
that I know.
1726
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,650
I always wanted to be like you.
1727
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:10,526
You wanted to be like me?
1728
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:14,082
Yeah! You're my big sister.
Of course.
1729
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:15,571
I was always jealous of you.
1730
01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:19,924
I mean, Mom and Dad always let you
just figure it out on your own.
1731
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:22,844
Highly overrated.
1732
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,691
I was jealous of you
because you never had to.
1733
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:31,647
Also overrated.
1734
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:40,406
So, what are you going to do?
1735
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,640
I don't know.
1736
01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:51,240
Maybe you could help me
with my divorce?
1737
01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:54,404
If you ever get that law degree.
1738
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:56,970
You can't help yourself,
can you?
1739
01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:00,683
I just can't.
Just gotta... You know?
1740
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,603
Learned this one.
I earned it.
1741
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:08,451
How you doing?
1742
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,802
Okay.
Yeah.
1743
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,890
Quite an accident, huh?
1744
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:25,204
Being high on pain pills
probably didn't help.
1745
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:34,006
Mom's never going
to see me graduate,
1746
01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:37,482
never see me in pros,
1747
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,844
get married,
1748
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,289
have my first kid.
1749
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:47,601
She was supposed
to be my date to the draft.
1750
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:50,729
We talked about what we was
going to wear and everything.
1751
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,962
I know you're missing
your mother.
1752
01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:58,442
She was always there for you.
1753
01:31:58,520 --> 01:31:59,646
Yeah.
1754
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:02,844
Yeah, she was.
1755
01:32:05,440 --> 01:32:07,647
She was always cheering
the loudest.
1756
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:15,442
Every time I caught the ball.
1757
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:20,167
Every time I dropped the ball, she
still was cheering the loudest.
1758
01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:23,601
Every moment in my life,
1759
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:26,961
my mother was there for me.
1760
01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:31,849
The one time...
1761
01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,969
The one moment
that she needed me,
1762
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:36,963
I was not there for her.
1763
01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:38,246
Evan.
1764
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:42,090
You were exactly
where she wanted you.
1765
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:45,808
Watching you do what you love
1766
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:48,928
is what she loved.
1767
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:53,250
I mean, she's still watching you
and loving every minute of it.
1768
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:57,043
It's not fair.
1769
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,929
It's not. I know.
1770
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,967
But numbing the pain
doesn't make it go away.
1771
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:06,088
Neither does selling the house.
1772
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:20,331
Without
1773
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:23,804
your mother,
1774
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:28,326
it's like...
1775
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:30,646
It's like
1776
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:33,569
learning to walk again.
1777
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:42,885
Though...
1778
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:46,283
I guess we're gonna
both have to learn together.
1779
01:33:57,680 --> 01:34:00,650
There they are. Managing
directors of Brigham's.
1780
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,296
They just want to meet you
before they leave town.
1781
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:03,321
It's not a big deal.
1782
01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:04,656
Let's just get it over with.
All right?
1783
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:06,200
Let's get it over with.
Come on. Smile.
1784
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:15,289
Walter, I'm so glad
you could make it.
1785
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,121
We needed you more
than ever this year.
1786
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:21,087
I think I needed you even more.
1787
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:24,931
Merry Christmas.
1788
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:28,089
Merry Christmas.
1789
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:31,256
- That is so true.
- I tell ya.
1790
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:34,124
Because the truth is, we are going
to make more money than anybody.
1791
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,248
It's going to make people sick.
And you, my man...
1792
01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:38,404
We're going to take you
to the White House.
1793
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:41,329
Yes, sir. I'm not joking.
1794
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:42,845
Don't think I'm playing.
1795
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,041
<i>Our prime purpose in life</i>
1796
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:50,764
<i>is to help people.</i>
1797
01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:56,282
<i>And if we cannot help them, at
the very least, don't hurt them.</i>
1798
01:34:58,760 --> 01:34:59,896
You're going to be happy.
1799
01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:01,440
And you, my man,
are going to be happy.
1800
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:02,681
Right?
1801
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,085
I can't do this.
1802
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:08,567
I'm serious. We can take
it to the top. What?
1803
01:35:08,680 --> 01:35:11,411
I believe it. I know we can.
1804
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:13,403
Have a good evening, gentlemen.
1805
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:18,888
Merry Christmas and God bless.
1806
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:32,009
I'm not allowing this place
to go without a fight.
1807
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,010
Don't worry, Pop.
You won't be fighting alone.
1808
01:35:40,440 --> 01:35:43,728
You see this old man
skimping on your dressing?
1809
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,285
Come on, Pop.
1810
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:47,328
That's more like it.
1811
01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:48,845
Merry Christmas to you.
1812
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,161
Thank you.
1813
01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:59,608
I love you, Pop.
I love you, son.
1814
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,084
"If you're going to help me
with my divorce,
1815
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:26,562
"you gotta finish law school
first. Cheryl."
1816
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:32,201
Wow.
1817
01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:03,247
<i>Is this Grandmaster Munchie
Mega Mellow Mix, Volume 7?</i>
1818
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:07,846
<i>It's Mellow Mega Mix, Volume 8.</i>
1819
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:09,160
The one I made just for you.
1820
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:13,243
That was a good mix tape.
1821
01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:15,451
It was.
1822
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:16,926
What are you doing?
1823
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,961
We missed out on something
special 20 years ago.
1824
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:24,560
And I'll be damned
if I let that happen again.
1825
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:30,123
So, I was wondering,
if you're not busy tonight
1826
01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:33,003
will you let me take you
to the prom?
1827
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:39,561
Rachel?
1828
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:41,081
Rachel?
1829
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:51,364
Just gonna leave me
out here like that?
1830
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:55,849
I was digging through my mother's attic
for two hours looking for this tape.
1831
01:37:55,920 --> 01:37:58,096
Munchie? You
making a lot of noise out there...
1832
01:37:58,120 --> 01:38:00,202
Ma, go to bed!
1833
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:02,771
This is crazy.
1834
01:38:03,200 --> 01:38:05,089
She ain't never gonna change.
1835
01:38:16,480 --> 01:38:17,481
Damn.
1836
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,771
Damn.
1837
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:35,725
It's Cheryl's.
1838
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:39,850
I kind of barbecued mine
1839
01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:41,803
after, you know...
1840
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:47,290
May I have this dance?
1841
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:50,761
Yeah.
1842
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,240
It's gonna be a terrible night.
1843
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:08,004
Absolute worst.
1844
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,243
Talk about going out
with a bang.
1845
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:02,120
Yeah.
1846
01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:05,011
I sure am going
to miss this old house.
1847
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:08,046
Yeah.
1848
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:10,921
Hmm.
1849
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:14,127
When I
1850
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,963
proposed to Grace,
1851
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:24,329
I knew I was going
to do everything I could
1852
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:26,641
to give her
the best life possible.
1853
01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:32,971
Sometimes I...
1854
01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:38,482
Sometimes I think
I didn't do enough.
1855
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:43,126
I really didn't think
it was possible.
1856
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:46,641
But you really are dumber
than you look.
1857
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,485
You know,
1858
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:56,208
I've performed with some
of the greatest entertainers
1859
01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:58,801
to ever grace a stage.
1860
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:03,923
And I've dined atop
of the Eiffel Tower
1861
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:08,364
as the lights shined as
bright as a thousand stars.
1862
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:13,608
Even got drunk
in a pub in Denmark
1863
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:16,206
with the Count of Rosenberg.
1864
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:19,450
He was a huge fan.
1865
01:41:19,600 --> 01:41:22,410
That was when I was on that
Sly and the Family Stone tour.
1866
01:41:22,480 --> 01:41:23,520
Mmm-hmm.
Remember that one?
1867
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:24,800
Little Sister.
Yes.
1868
01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:28,131
Yes, indeed.
1869
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:32,960
You know,
1870
01:41:34,320 --> 01:41:40,089
I'm living
my happily ever after.
1871
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:43,284
And because of you
1872
01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:45,405
and with you,
1873
01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:49,086
my beautiful sister
1874
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:52,403
got to live
her happily ever after, too.
1875
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:02,405
Yes, she did.
1876
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:12,484
How you like it?
1877
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:13,686
That's Turkish coffee.
1878
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:17,560
Got that on the Chaka Khan tour.
Tell Me Something Good, 1982!
1879
01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,970
Best coffee I ever had.
1880
01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:22,047
Yes, indeed.
1881
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:26,731
You know what?
1882
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:30,127
We ain't tried your pie, Walter.
1883
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:32,168
Maybe it's for the best.
No.
1884
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:34,129
How bad could it be?
1885
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,521
Well. Well, we gonna see.
1886
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:41,403
I'm tryin' to scoop
that piece out of there.
1887
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:45,971
You put this together, Walter. Now,
let's see what we're dealing with.
1888
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,206
I'll be damned.
1889
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,051
Well, wait a minute,
Walter. Damn!
1890
01:43:42,120 --> 01:43:44,122
You ain't gonna eat
all of it! Give me some.
1891
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:46,165
There's a little crust there.
1892
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:49,801
Hey!
1893
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:52,927
Hey, Cheryl! Sonya!
1894
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:56,126
Come on.
Rachel, come on. All of you!
1895
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:58,567
Come on down here
and get some of this pie!
1896
01:43:58,640 --> 01:43:59,801
I did it!
1897
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:02,121
I did it!
1898
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:05,521
I'ma get some more of this
Turkish coffee for everybody.
1899
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:06,761
Okay, then.
1900
01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:10,208
Hey! Come and get
some of this pie! I did it!
1901
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,770
Come on, all of you!
1902
01:44:11,840 --> 01:44:13,205
Hey, Christian, all of you!
1903
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:15,886
Hey, Cheryl! Evan! Rachel!
1904
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:06,841
Nuts.
1905
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:09,885
Am I tasting your nuts?
1906
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:16,806
You feeling like that,
Rachel? Huh?
1907
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:18,086
'Cause I'm every woman.
1908
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:19,896
I ain't scared of you, Aunt May.
Well, then bring...
1909
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:21,081
Bitch!
1910
01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:26,008
Cut. Cut!
1911
01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:28,407
Okay, Santa.
I'm going back in, baby.
1912
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:30,766
How do you like that?
1913
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,009
Too much, Santa?
1914
01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:35,081
Hold on, now.
1915
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:40,246
To wash it all down, some milk
tea with boiled tapioca balls.
1916
01:45:40,560 --> 01:45:41,925
We don't put balls in our mouth.
1917
01:45:42,080 --> 01:45:43,730
Not necessarily.
1918
01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:50,361
Aunt May studied tae kwon do
in a dojo in Taipei,
1919
01:45:50,440 --> 01:45:53,046
and they called me
Sensei Titty Chop.
1920
01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:56,203
You know why they called me that?
Because I chops bitches' titties.
1921
01:45:56,280 --> 01:45:57,486
Ask Tina Turner about me.
1922
01:45:57,760 --> 01:46:01,003
I can always kick her ass. One time,
I had to titty-chop that bitch.
1923
01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:03,736
Well, I'ma tell you, you can't
have none of this ass, Lonnie.
1924
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:07,000
If you were biting your wife's ass some
more, maybe y'all have a happier marriage.
1925
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:09,016
Bite it, lick it,
whatever you need to do.
1926
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:10,400
She look unhappy
as shit out there,
1927
01:46:10,440 --> 01:46:12,966
worrying about do the fish
have goddamn teeth.
1928
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,406
Baby, do I bite your ass?
1929
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,971
Every night.
1930
01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:17,766
You heard that?
1931
01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:23,408
My bags are in the car.
Mmm-mm.
1932
01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:25,045
My bags aren't in the damn car.
1933
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:27,043
They in the driveway. Okay?
1934
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:28,616
That's where my shit is.
1935
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,722
And because I ain't had
my medication,
1936
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:33,167
I don't know what I'm saying,
goddamn Walter.
1937
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:34,281
Damn!
1938
01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:37,887
You could just have something rolled for
me or something when I come to visit.
1939
01:46:37,960 --> 01:46:40,088
That's why you killed
my damn sister off.
1940
01:46:40,160 --> 01:46:41,730
Because you
don't treat her right.
1941
01:46:41,800 --> 01:46:42,847
Shit!
1942
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:48,687
Cut.
1943
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:52,525
<i>All right, cut! Cut!</i>
1944
01:46:53,840 --> 01:46:55,604
<i>Cut! Cut. Let's do it again.</i>
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