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Dude, I can't believe that
this is actually happening Zach.
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I know I know I keep feeling like
I'm going to wake up from a dream.
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- You want me to pinch you?
- Yes.
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Alright.
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- You said pinch!
- I'm sorry. Do me.
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Shit! This is actually happening.
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You're right.
We need to chill out.
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We can't look like dorks
on our first day out.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah Dickface!
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It's beautiful man.
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It's just beautiful.
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Good evening gentlemen.
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It's daytime.
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Mr. President.
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So it is.
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You boys are ready
to be inducted.
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Yes Mr. President.
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See, as new Alpha's these boys
have to call me Mr. President
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or else they get punched
in the dick.
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Boys, this is Charity. This is Faith.
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Girls this is Zach and uh...
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- What is it? Christian?
- Cameron.
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Boys, welcome to 24-hour
party machine man!
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Someone get these boys a beer
and a hand job.
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- You alright man?
- I'm just so happy.
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I love this place.
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Alright girls
put your shirts back on,
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we're going downstairs
for the Induction ceremony.
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Not you.
You're meet me in my room.
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Yes Mr. President.
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See fellas, that right there...
never gets old.
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Alright fellas quit fucking around
we got some cherries to pop
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and some serious partying to do!
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Oh shit, did you hear
what he just said.
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Oh my god.
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We're not even at
the serious partying yet.
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It's even better then I imagined.
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The average male graduate
makes $125,000 per year,
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meanwhile the average
female graduate
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make $41,500 per year.
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- This is bullshit.
- Yes! It is bullshit Misty.
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And why would these women
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put up with such inequitable
excusable desperaties,
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somehow the women or sterling
college get it in their heads
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that being married to
one of these successful men
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is just as good
as being successful themselves.
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Which is a bunch of hoowie!
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Yes?
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Is the Astronaut single?
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What?
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That's not the point.
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The point is that we work so hard
to get into this college.
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We're just not here
for the parties,
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the sex, and to land
some rich husband. Right?
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Then what are you here
Ms. Kramer?
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It is Ms. Kramer isn't it?
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- Kelly Kramer?
- Associate Dean Marshall.
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Yes, I know who I am.
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So...
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This is Delta Pi Sorority.
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I heard you were meeting.
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Even though
you don't have a house.
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I say it shows resolved.
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I say it shows resolve.
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It's pathetic!
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And not only that, it's unfair.
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Especially when you consider
how many houses
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of fraternities have,
am I right ladies?
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- Yeah.
- Defiantly.
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Sterling college has always offered
more opportunities
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to it's male students.
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You really think that you
and your quote unquote sorority
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can over turn 50 years
of history?
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Yes! I do!
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Gentlemen.
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Today you enter an
elite brotherhood
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established by
our founders in 1963.
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Just as Sterling College is
know as the cradle of awesome,
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Alpha house is known as a place
where awesome
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goes to get it's freak on.
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Now, are you ready to uphold
the tradition of this fraternity?
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If yes, let me hear you say yeah.
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- Yeah!
- Good.
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Do you swear
to never speak ill of her.
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- Let me hear you say "Yeah".
- Yeah!
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To never let her hallow halls
fall silent.
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To never let her kegs
run empty.
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And to never ever
let the party die.
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Fuck yeah!
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Now, suck the guys dick
on your immediate left.
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What?
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- Really?
- No, I was just messing with you.
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I just wanted to see
if you'd really do it.
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I have nobody to my left.
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Gentlemen.
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Welcome to Alpha House.
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- Hey! Who turned off the lights?
- What the fuck?
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I'm sorry Mr. Kroger.
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Am I interrupting something?
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Of course not.
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It's always an honor to be visited
by our associate Dean.
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I see you're inducting
a fresh batch of perverts,
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drunks, and future fellons.
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How fratuitous that I found you
in a very excepting frame of mind.
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You thinking about pledging?
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It's very flattering
but unfortunately
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we're about the capacity
for the year.
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Though the peace offering
with the strippers
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was not a bad move.
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I see they went for
the naughty bookworm look.
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What you couldn't throw
in one sexy cop?
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You see? This is why I'm here.
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For too long Alpha House
has been the a bastian
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for sex, drugs...
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Stop! Stop! Stop it!
It's not a good thing!
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It's everything that's wrong
with Sterling College!
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But we are going
to transform it
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into a shining example
of everything
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that Sterling College has to offer.
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Opportunity. Diversity.
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- Equality.
- Can you get to the point?
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I'm sobering up over here.
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Gentlemen.
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- Meet your new brothers.
- Hello boys.
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As of tonight,
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I am making Alpha House
officially... CoEd.
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- No you can't.
- I can and I did.
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Dean Bungalon
would never approve of this.
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No. I doubt Dean Bungalon
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would give approval
to such a dramatic change
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to his old fraternity.
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But luckly fraternity matters,
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fall under the preview
of the Associate Dean.
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Which is me.
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This is bullshit!
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- What's your name potty mouth?
- Cameron.
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Is there something on
your feeble mind Cameron?
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You can't just change
a frat like this. This isn't fair!
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And having a Sorority
without a house is?
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Excellent return Renee!
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He means not fair to the girls.
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It's still a frat.
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You can bring a whole
bunch of girls in here
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but they're gonna have to live
with a whole bunch of guys.
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You think it's fair to make girls
live in that kind of environment?
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Excellent point
Cameron's friend.
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Zach.
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Don't care.
With Alpha House being CoEd,
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It is now written by state
and federal laws,
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which forbid anyone
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from making a member of
the opposite sex feel harassed,
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disentranced, or
other wise uncomfortable.
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It means you horn dogs
will dial down the debauchery.
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Significantly.
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How significantly?
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This place is going to make the Mormon
tabernacle look like Mardi Gras.
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Everybody will be
on their best behavior.
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Or else, you're out.
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Out of Alpha House?
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Out of Alpha House.
Out of Sterling College.
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Poop out of luck!
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Ladies.
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Why don't know go
make yourselves at home.
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Girls.
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Can someone please
buy some air freshener?
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This is a disaster.
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I'm outta here.
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- Where you going?
- Sorry dudes.
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I was only in this stupid frat only
for the booze and the cooze.
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What about brotherhood?
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What about never letting
the party die?
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Dude, look around.
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The party is dead.
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I should be in elbows deep
in Co-Ed trim right now.
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Instead of watching these
Delta Pi lesbos
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turn our front door
into a chastity belt.
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Adios losers.
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Enjoy your castration.
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Come on! Seriously guys!
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Wait what?
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Bye, bye.
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Well...
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Looks like you're the defecto
president potty mouth.
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Congrats.
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Alright, listen up.
This is how it's going to work.
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You two are gonna divide
up the house equally.
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I'm putting this on both
your shoulders.
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- Got it?
- Got it.
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Good.
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So this is how it's gonna work.
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You guys are gonna get
the rooms in the back,
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and we get the rooms
in the front.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You are talking to the acting
Alpha House president here.
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Okay? If anybody decides
who gets what rooms is me.
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00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,097
Okay, so what do you suggest?
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Girls in the front, guys in the back.
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And you can share
your room with me.
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I'll pass. How many bathrooms
are in this hell hole?
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2 upstairs. 1 down here.
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We each get one upstairs,
the one downstairs is for guests,
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and the living room and
the kitchen are common areas.
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- Does that work for you?
- Yes.
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Make it so.
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Right.
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00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,059
Who is that?
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00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:37,128
I am not sure but I think
she wants to fuck me!
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That's not gonna happen.
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00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,594
Oh yeah we'll see
about that sweetie.
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00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,029
Oh. Melanie?
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Zach.
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Oh my god.
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What are you doing here?
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I just transferred.
I was over at state last semester.
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Well hello there, smelanie.
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Cameron. Wow.
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00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:01,913
Didn't miss that!
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00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,086
Melanie. Upstairs now.
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00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,849
- We're having a meeting.
- Okay.
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00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:11,391
Well, I guess I will be seeing you
around the house then?
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00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,928
Yeah, I guess so.
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00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,771
This place is repulsive.
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00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,031
Is that a used condom?
228
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Ladies please!
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I know these are not
the best of arrangements.
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And no matter what those
cavemen downstairs think,
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This place is as much our
as it is theirs.
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The road is gonna be rough.
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It's gonna be dirty.
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And occasionally will have
a used condom in it.
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But we can do this.
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Sisters on 3.
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- 1, 2, 3...
- This is bullshit! Alright.
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We can't have chicks living here.
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I totally agree.
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Yo that brunette,
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00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,178
I'd love to have
her Canadian swirl,
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00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,848
on a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.
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00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,075
Dude, what?
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00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:10,585
- Makes zero sense dude.
- Look, guys this is our house!
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00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,949
Those girls are invaders
in our territory.
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00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,026
Cameron and I wanted to be Alpha's
for as long as I can remember,
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and I am not throwing
that dream that the shitter
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00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,929
- because of some chicks.
- Me too dude but,
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my dream did not include
a pussy embargo.
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00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,070
You guys are missing
the bigger picture here.
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Did you see the talent that
just walked into this house?
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At this moment
the rooms above our heads
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are being stocked with
some pretty decent inventory.
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00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,475
This house is basically
a cosco full of vag, right?
255
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,018
And if we play our cards right,
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00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,282
we might be getting
some free samples!
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00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,923
Besides, how bad could it be
living with girls?
258
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,263
- What's going on?
- They're... cleaning.
259
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,363
Nice work ladies!
260
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,874
What the fuck do you think
you're doing?
261
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,774
Just because you're comfortable
living like pigs
262
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:07,980
doesn't mean we have to be.
263
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,315
Pink! What the hell?
264
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,059
- What's going on?
- They're painted this room.
265
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:31,330
So?
266
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,960
They're painting this room... Pink!
267
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,637
I fucking hate pink.
268
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,206
I could get use
to the view though.
269
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,820
Though I definiely give them
both cherry twisters.
270
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,896
Enjoying the view?
271
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,135
- Yeah.
- What did you say?
272
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,274
- We were just...
- Right.
273
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,278
You know these paint fumes
are making me kinda dizzy.
274
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,486
Oh! Yeah me too.
275
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,119
You wanna...
276
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:06,892
Get outta here?
277
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,553
- Definitely
- Okay.
278
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,516
Bang-o-rang.
279
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,584
Thank you.
280
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,960
Where you going?
Where you going?
281
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,192
Where you going?
282
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:53,737
Perv!
283
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,099
- I'm going to kill you.
- Feisty! I like that!
284
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,112
I like that! Help me.
285
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,302
What happened?
286
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,810
I caught jersey shore here
287
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,347
staring at me
through my bedroom door!
288
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,108
Whoa! Kiss my taint, alright?
289
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,911
I am way cooler then those
Jersey Shore douchebags!
290
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,114
I'm taking this to Marshall!
291
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,950
Whoa! Okay!
Pause right there alright.
292
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,784
Nobody has to take anything
to Dean Marshall.
293
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:18,930
How about, You promise to stay
in your part if the house
294
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,826
and we'll promise to stay in ours.
295
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,761
But... but we get
the basement, okay?
296
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,469
You guys got to go all Martha Stewart
on the rest of the house.
297
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:29,072
We get one place that's
just ours just like we like it.
298
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,207
Deal?
299
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,579
If I catch you
looking at me again,
300
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,177
I'm turning your balls
into a keychain.
301
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,610
Is that a promise?
302
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,877
I love her.
303
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,124
What?
304
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,828
They're taking this place over.
305
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,132
Then what the fuck
are we doing about it?!
306
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:58,364
Cause I am one
ass hair away from leaving.
307
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,337
We do what we do best.
308
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,971
- And that would be?
- We be guys.
309
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,475
We do everything we can to run
the Deltas out of this place.
310
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,874
And back to the lecture hall
from where they came.
311
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,709
Then we take Alpha house
back for ourselves.
312
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,074
What about Marshall's big plan?
313
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,913
What's he gonna do about it
if they leave voluntary?
314
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,214
What about the bitchy one?
315
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,084
Leave her to me.
316
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:20,958
You boy ready for this?
317
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,387
- Oh yeah.
- Good.
318
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:25,998
We start at sun up.
319
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,201
Wake up! Wake up!
320
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,206
No shirt. Let's go! Get out!
No shirt! Nope!
321
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,657
Listen up recruits!
322
00:19:56,995 --> 00:20:00,090
As acting president of Alpha House
it's my resposibility,
323
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,599
Strike that.
324
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:02,991
My pleasure
325
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,970
to ensure that you have
the proper induction in this
326
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,636
most honorable institution.
327
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,300
Being an Alpha
is a goddamn privilege.
328
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,011
A god damn privillage!
329
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,476
And like any privilege it's earned
through hard work.
330
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,845
- Is that right gentlemen?
- Hoo-rah!
331
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,310
Give me a break.
332
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,216
New recruits will as for permission
before speaking to the president!
333
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,481
Speak to this!
334
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,050
What is your name, recruit?
335
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,396
Kelly Kramer.
336
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,755
- Do you have a middle name?
- Fuck off.
337
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,633
Oh. Pretty.
338
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,332
People call you K2?
339
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,829
- Nobody calls me...
- Here's the deal K2.
340
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,168
Just as generations
of Alphas before you.
341
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,977
You and your little femme
bots here
342
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,637
are going to have
to endure some...
343
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,215
minor inconveniences
344
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:56,252
to demonstrate you are worthy
for a spot in this house.
345
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,853
If any of you can't handle it,
346
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,586
you are welcome to leave.
347
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:03,987
Bring it shit weasel.
348
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,826
Play your little games.
349
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,191
Get that frat bullshit
out of your system.
350
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,369
But guess what,
we're still gonna be here.
351
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:13,970
Are we done?
352
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,641
You are dismissed.
353
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,601
Whatever. Girls.
354
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,075
That didn't go as planned.
355
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,905
No it did not.
356
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,284
They have to leave!
357
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,047
Oh they will.
358
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,216
I have a plan.
359
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,601
- Excuse me ladies.
- Hey!
360
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,064
- I'm so sorry.
- Dude!
361
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,804
- We were watching that.
- We are watching this now.
362
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:50,264
Oh god!
363
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,574
And this is how they pay
for college.
364
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,007
Alright K2. You have a choice
of "Hole filled with cock",
365
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,446
Brazilian Whores in Vegas.
Looks like that won an award,
366
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,246
or white men can hump.
367
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,524
Oh sorry,
don't have a TV in my room.
368
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,789
Oh no problem. Boys!
369
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,596
- Go to go boss.
- Good. Thank you.
370
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,156
Alright!
White men can hump it is!
371
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,731
Alright let's get those
tits bouncing!
372
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,127
Nice!
373
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,035
- Home movie?
- Uh sorry.
374
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,407
It's part of... you know.
375
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,309
It's alright hey I might
even learn a thing or two.
376
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:33,419
I...
377
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,481
Gotta go.
378
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,820
This is not why
I joined your stupid sorority.
379
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,498
Change is never easy Renee.
380
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:51,270
We're not about to let
some smutty videos break us.
381
00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:53,564
We will persevere.
382
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,068
Hello ladies!
383
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,073
We got a treat for you.
Hand out the shirts.
384
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:00,577
What is this?
385
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:03,773
Oh we thought that the house
could use a little more solidarity.
386
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,745
So what each and everyone one
of you is going to do
387
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,648
is think of the sluttiest thing
you have ever done on the first date
388
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,448
write it on the shirt
and wear it to dinner.
389
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,859
- No way!
- Why not? Come on!
390
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:15,958
We're doing it too.
391
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,192
See. Solidarity!
392
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,299
Besides president's orders,
right Cameron?
393
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,697
- Fucking A!
- See you all at dinner.
394
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,339
I'm not doing this.
395
00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:31,404
Yes you are. We all are.
396
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:34,407
Think of all the women who stood up
for what they believe is right.
397
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:35,781
Elizabeth Blackwell.
398
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,350
- Susie B. Anthony.
- Snooky!
399
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:44,013
If those women could endure
all they had to go through,
400
00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,322
surely we can endure this!
401
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,184
Right ladies?
402
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,954
All of you start writing.
403
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:54,963
And be truthful.
404
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,193
We wouldn't want
to compromise our integrity.
405
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,173
Jessica.
406
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,977
I said be truthful.
407
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:07,980
Shit.
408
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,595
Here.
409
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:25,992
I made these for you.
410
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,641
Dude! I don't know
what the fuck this is!
411
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,443
Oh relax! Right.
412
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,050
I'm on it.
413
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,322
Is it working?
414
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,799
Alright. Titty cam number one
is ready for it's broadcast day.
415
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:03,991
Sweet.
416
00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:05,328
Let's roll!
417
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,139
Right there. There.
418
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:31,988
Perfection.
419
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,484
Namaste.
420
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,173
No, no, no. Hold it!
421
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,019
Let's do another one.
422
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:36,962
Jackpot!
423
00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:39,393
So don't want to go
to psych class today.
424
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,422
Hey how was history yesterday?
425
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,761
Fuck the feminist movement.
426
00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,866
Turn around. Turn around.
427
00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,864
They make the Disney princess
seem like they're bad.
428
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,040
I mean, "Hello?
They get everything they wanted."
429
00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,614
- What the fuck is that?
- Bigfoot.
430
00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,244
Hey did you see that?
431
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,011
Assholes!
432
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,321
Zach, you have to check out
this footage.
433
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:08,961
It's totally epic.
434
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,525
- Maybe later guys.
- Titties.
435
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:20,028
- Hey there.
- Fuck! Can a guy get some...
436
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,808
Hi.
437
00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,437
Studying huh?
438
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:29,707
- Trying to.
- Just like old times.
439
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:32,317
You remember our first date?
440
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:36,746
7th grade... after school
you asked me to meet you...
441
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,189
- In the library.
- Right.
442
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,361
You said you wanted me to help you
with your history assignment
443
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,757
but I seem to remember
what you really wanted
444
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,626
was to feel my boobs.
445
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:50,092
Under the sweater over the bra
if I remember correctly.
446
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,534
Oh you remember.
447
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,739
- So what are you studying now?
- Oh.
448
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,434
History.
449
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,005
You don't say.
450
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,576
I'll let you get to it.
451
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,648
We should shower together
more often.
452
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:15,324
Yeah, it's so much fun.
453
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:16,853
It's good for the environment.
454
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,163
- It is.
- I know!
455
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,099
- Helping bunnies.
- Yeah!
456
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,072
Some perverts!
457
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,272
Do you have to be
such an asshole?
458
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:39,277
I think you mean
president asshole.
459
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:44,980
I'm taking this to the Dean.
460
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,724
Ya'll would love to get her
Alabama hot pocket.
461
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,394
I have no idea what that means.
462
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:50,852
I'll tell you about it later.
463
00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,959
Stop making that. Stop.
464
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,308
- I'm on the phone!
- I'm going to lunch.
465
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,075
Be back by one!
466
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,042
Try three.
467
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,680
Yes. Yes.
468
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,855
Well I look forward to speaking
about Virgin Mary more as well.
469
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,917
Yes. Yes. Alpha House project
is moving forward.
470
00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:24,989
Students are getting along.
471
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:27,330
No, no, no, no, complaints.
472
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:32,066
And uh if there are
there's always provision 13.
473
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:40,378
If we have to use it
we most definitely will.
474
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,278
Listen up ladies,
the game has changed.
475
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,617
Before you know it we're gonna
have this house all to ourselves.
476
00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:49,478
- How?
- Like this.
477
00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:53,382
What are you doing?
478
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,489
What we have to do
to take this house.
479
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:56,986
Saddle up girls.
480
00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,195
It's time to blow some minds.
481
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,198
Hey Cameron.
482
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,103
- Hey.
- Hey what's up K2.
483
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:16,037
Um, I just really wanted
to apologize
484
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,579
for the way
I have been acting lately.
485
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:19,948
- Really?
- Yeah, you know.
486
00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,075
I know it must be weird
487
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:22,820
being forced to live
with a whole bunch of women.
488
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,922
It's a lot to take in all at once.
489
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:26,952
That's cool.
We've been having fun.
490
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,690
Yeah, totally. Us too.
491
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,897
Anyways, the girls and I kinda want
to offer you a peace offering.
492
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,995
- Oh. A peace offering?
- Yeah.
493
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,863
You know, for all the trouble
we caused you.
494
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,768
It's the least we can do.
495
00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:46,244
So... dinner tonight
at the house.
496
00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:48,876
- On us?
- Sure. Sounds good.
497
00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,072
Perfect. I'll see you then.
498
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,812
And remember to dress nice.
499
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,519
We got something
really special planned.
500
00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:56,521
Alright.
501
00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:57,952
- See ya.
- Okay, bye.
502
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:05,597
God.
503
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,008
Good evening gentlemen.
504
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:25,243
We your alpha sisters
would like to thank you
505
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,883
for welcoming us
so warmly into your home.
506
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,946
As a token of our gratitude,
507
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,487
we prepared a very special meal
for you tonight.
508
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,125
One that I think you'll remember
for a very long time.
509
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,728
Please take a seat.
510
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,356
Enjoy your dinner boys.
511
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,599
I don't know about you fellas
but I am famished.
512
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:33,943
Time for stage 2.
513
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,649
Yes.
Associate Dean Marshall please.
514
00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:47,798
Don't you like what you see?
515
00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:49,992
Everything looks delicious.
516
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,728
Help yourself.
517
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,604
No, no, no, no.
518
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:06,209
No! No, no, no, no.
519
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,316
Relax Relax. Okay.
520
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:26,237
Do you have any wasabi?
521
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,262
Of course.
522
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,759
Bang-o-rang.
523
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,131
Dude, they're just boobs.
524
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,235
No, no, no, no. He's chocking!
525
00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,671
- Oh my god!
- Does anybody know the heimlich?
526
00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:11,246
Everybody relax, I'm a lifeguard.
527
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,846
Careful.
528
00:34:19,924 --> 00:34:22,052
- Geez are you okay?
- Am I okay? Look at my face!
529
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,996
- Asshole!
- What's going on?
530
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:29,734
Oh.
531
00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:54,048
I'd say I was disappointed,
that doesn't quite cover.
532
00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:58,186
- Disrespected Irate Melancholy...
- Pissed off!
533
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,760
- I think does it.
- It's a good one.
534
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,196
Because of your antics,
535
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,803
and heinous treatment of sushi
536
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,235
I've been forced to expel
members of your fraternity
537
00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,441
for indecency and fraternization.
538
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,041
And I particularly expected
more from you Ms. Kramer.
539
00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:15,636
- Me too.
- Shut up potty mouth.
540
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,276
I'm so sorry Sir.
It won't happen again.
541
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:19,749
Good.
542
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,952
Because I will not hesitate
543
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:26,524
to put each and everyone of you
out in the street,
544
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,954
if you cannot follow the rules.
545
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,157
That is all.
546
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,231
I'm so sorry.
547
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,600
Edgar's gone.
548
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,641
So, what are we done?
549
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:46,706
We're just getting started.
550
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:47,979
We dial it up a notch.
551
00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:49,976
We just can't get caught
in the process.
552
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,953
One man eliminated, but now...
553
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,488
we've lost two of our own.
554
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:00,649
That was sloppy.
555
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,094
From now on we play smarter.
556
00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,355
We play harder.
557
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,758
We can't afford to have
anymore casualties.
558
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:15,971
That's awesome.
559
00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,812
Chuckie, you sure
it's gonna work?
560
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:25,006
Dude, please. I switched
the DVDs this morning.
561
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,315
Well... This is
going to be educational.
562
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:38,495
Good afternoon.
563
00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:42,728
My presentation
is on Pompeii.
564
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:49,266
In 79 A.D. the Italian city
of Pompeii was destroyed
565
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,736
by the sudden
and devastating eruption
566
00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,102
of Mount Vesuvius.
567
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,680
For centuries before
this ruin however,
568
00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,084
Pompeii was
a thriving metropolis
569
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,918
A place of wealth
and abundance.
570
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,784
In fact, it's citizens produced
works of art,
571
00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:08,148
dance and music.
572
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,652
Still admired till this day.
573
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,084
You don't say.
574
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:14,396
Thanks.
575
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,560
Little did the people know
the dangers lurking
576
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:20,600
in the peeks
and mountains near by.
577
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,273
Shit!
578
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,721
Stop!
579
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,293
I'm gonna kill your children
and your children's children.
580
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,470
Uh! Come on!
581
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:05,072
Fuck!
582
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:11,053
So, Abby seems
to think you guys
583
00:38:11,054 --> 00:38:13,957
have something to do
with her presentation...
584
00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,257
I assure you
we had nothing to do
585
00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:18,756
with the destruction of Pompeii.
586
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,288
Whatever.
587
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,967
I'm sorry that Edgar
got kicked out last night.
588
00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:27,661
Yeah.
589
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,439
Same about Jessica and Katie.
590
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,944
Who would have thought
that Associate Dean Douchebag
591
00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:35,377
was actually a man of his word.
592
00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:40,314
Still not sure why he showed up
at that exact moment though.
593
00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:43,012
It's bad luck I guess.
594
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:44,678
Hey.
595
00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:47,487
Do you remember
that night in High School
596
00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,351
when we were in
Johnny Peterson's basement
597
00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:53,030
and you threw up
all over his coffee table?
598
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,096
Oh! Yes.
599
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,126
I told his mom
I was sick with the flu.
600
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,002
Did not have the heart to tell her
that we got into his dad's liquor.
601
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,240
Yeah, I drank you
under the table that night.
602
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,236
- What?!
- I'm just saying
603
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:06,307
you are kind of a lightweight.
604
00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:07,842
- Oh really?
- Really.
605
00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:09,110
Really.
606
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,037
Really?
607
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:16,520
Ladies and Gentlemen
welcome to sit or strip.
608
00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:18,786
The rules are simple.
You flip this coin
609
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,116
and call it in the air.
You're right, you take a shot.
610
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:25,087
Get it wrong, you remove an article
of clothing and take a shot.
611
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:29,431
If you pass out
or end up naked you're out.
612
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,068
- The last man...
- Uh...
613
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,005
or woman...
614
00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:37,073
standing wins the game.
615
00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,064
There are no prizes.
616
00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:40,676
This is simply a challenge
to determine the better sex.
617
00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:43,972
- Are you ready?
- Yeah!
618
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:47,516
- I said are you fucking ready?
- Yeah!
619
00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,252
Good! Let the games begin.
620
00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:55,944
- Tails.
- Tails! Tails! Tails!
621
00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:02,725
Alright!
622
00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:58,614
So beating you right now.
623
00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:00,675
Alright. Then let's finish this.
624
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:04,913
Heads.
625
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,673
Easy now.
626
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:30,441
- I want a rematch.
- Okay lie back.
627
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,880
Because you are very,
very drunk right now.
628
00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:44,921
We can't do this.
629
00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:19,485
Zach.
630
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,491
Hey.
631
00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:28,964
Light Weight.
632
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,349
So, what is it this time?
633
00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:57,962
What am I doing here?
634
00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,598
How did I get here?
635
00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:00,962
You pig!
636
00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,178
What the hell is going on here?
637
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:12,980
Exactly what I said what happen
638
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,746
when one of your boys
cross the line.
639
00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:16,246
- What? No body...
- I found them
640
00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:18,046
with a few of my girls
in their rooms.
641
00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:20,451
Oh! Sounds pretty
consensual to me.
642
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:23,193
No, it sound like you conspired
to get them drunk
643
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,550
so you can take
advantage of them.
644
00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:26,158
Oh! Horse shit!
645
00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:27,387
You were there!
646
00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:30,768
I suggest you boys begin
adhering to the rules.
647
00:44:31,435 --> 00:44:34,872
Otherwise, You'll all be looking
for a new home.
648
00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,409
Kelly is gonna wipe us out
if we don't get some help.
649
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,673
I think I know just the person.
650
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,039
Yo. Who is that?
651
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,242
That my boys
is my cousin Natalie.
652
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,673
She's our inside man.
653
00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:18,604
Cameron.
654
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:20,851
Boys.
655
00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:22,844
I heard you need some help.
656
00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:24,352
Yeah, you have no idea.
657
00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:30,150
Come on, baby.
What about that?
658
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,690
Oh yeah.
659
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:38,636
God!
660
00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,934
- Dean Marshall
- I am busy Stephanie!
661
00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,570
- He's busy.
- I don't give a rat's ass!
662
00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:49,978
Marshall! What the devil
are you up to?
663
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,438
Dean Bungalon.
664
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,616
I'm not quite sure
what you are referring to.
665
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,018
Alpha House?
666
00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:59,017
You're trying to launch
some kind of CoEd program?
667
00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:02,451
Yes yes, the uh first of it's
kind in the state in fact.
668
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,359
Very progressive.
669
00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:08,497
And certainly within
my remit as Associate Dean.
670
00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:09,997
But I hear it has resulted
671
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,801
in the ejection of some students
from the faternity.
672
00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:15,631
Yes, it's an unfortunate
but necessary.
673
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,068
My ass.
674
00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:19,173
I cannot for the life
of me figure out
675
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,105
why you would think
is a good idea
676
00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:24,306
to put a bunch of sexed up
young adults under one roof.
677
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:26,412
What did you think
was going to happen?
678
00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:28,952
The benefits of the program
far out way the risks.
679
00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:32,884
Making the Greek system
CoEd fosters a unity
680
00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,515
between the genders,
and offers for a more...
681
00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:36,993
cohesive living situation.
682
00:46:38,228 --> 00:46:40,493
But no fraternization
with the opposite sex?
683
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,334
You're suppressing
their natural urges.
684
00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:46,359
- Hell when I was an Alpha...
- Yes. Yes. We...
685
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,864
all know about the old days
when you were went Greek sir.
686
00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:54,069
The point is students come
to Sterling College
687
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,106
to learn and to have fun.
688
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,408
Not to be put into some
social experiment.
689
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,208
I appreciate your concern sir.
690
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:04,116
I don't know
what your end game is Marshall,
691
00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:08,250
But if I get a call that this
little plan of yours went tits up...
692
00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:10,659
It's your ass.
693
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,327
- Not mine.
- Tits up my ass.
694
00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:14,929
Got it.
695
00:47:15,732 --> 00:47:17,997
Will there be anything else? Sir?
696
00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:19,458
No.
697
00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:21,262
Carry on with um...
698
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:23,266
Whatever it is that you do in here.
699
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,283
Ladies. This is Natalie.
700
00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:35,008
She just transferred to Sterling.
701
00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:36,913
So please make her feel at home.
702
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,289
- Hi Natalie.
- Hey
703
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,283
- I'm Emery.
- I'm Allison.
704
00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:28,590
- Any progress with Kelly?
- No progress there.
705
00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:31,352
That is wrapped tighter then
a condom on Peter North's dick.
706
00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:33,825
Just keep on trying to break
that hymen okay?
707
00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:36,899
If you see any opportunity
to take some leverage, take it.
708
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,002
Roger that.
709
00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:39,797
I love you cousin.
710
00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:48,076
I need you to do
some research for me.
711
00:50:48,845 --> 00:50:50,313
I think we have a double agent
in our midst.
712
00:50:50,914 --> 00:50:53,281
Find out everything you can
from that new girl Natalie.
713
00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:54,618
I'm on it.
714
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,644
Time to turn up the heat.
715
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:08,089
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Okay not-not in here.
716
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:11,962
This is our basement okay?
This is our territory.
717
00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:15,336
Haven't you heard
about burlesquercise?
718
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,204
Okay but...
719
00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:27,683
5 minutes.
720
00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:05,118
Umm, you could make it 10.
721
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,736
Yeah go sexy.
722
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:08,037
Yeah.
723
00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:13,510
Oh.
724
00:54:17,153 --> 00:54:18,121
I think I want more.
725
00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:20,255
Alright.
726
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:21,986
Yeah baby.
727
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:23,983
There we go.
728
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:25,522
Sexy!
729
00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:34,930
- Oh shit!
- Oh!
730
00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:39,000
What is going on in here?
731
00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:01,198
So close.
732
00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:05,995
Dude, we should all
just leave the house, okay?
733
00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:07,465
We're dropping like flies.
734
00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:09,603
I wish I could get Allison
to drop her pants.
735
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,438
I bet her cooz is like fine china.
736
00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,505
Dude, now
you're just being creepy.
737
00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:17,446
Guys we can do this.
738
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:20,144
We're Alpha's for Christ sake!
739
00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:22,284
Alright, we'll wear them down.
You'll see.
740
00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:36,492
Umm... You okay?
741
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:37,927
We're not going to make it.
742
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,137
Not with you girls walking around
the house flaunting your goods.
743
00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:41,431
Flaunting our goods?
744
00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:43,071
We're not built
to defend against this.
745
00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:45,971
It's like you're actually
trying to get us tossed out.
746
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,077
All I ever wanted
is to be an Alpha.
747
00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:06,319
What are you doing?
748
00:56:07,263 --> 00:56:08,788
Flaunting my goods.
749
00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:41,496
Feeling better?
750
00:56:41,998 --> 00:56:43,591
Ah... Yeah.
751
00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:48,870
I need to tell you something.
752
00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:51,770
You're right about us.
753
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,068
Kelly is trying to take over
Alpha House
754
00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:56,670
and turn it into a sorority.
755
00:56:57,013 --> 00:56:59,414
What? How?
756
00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:03,050
It's something called
provision 13.
757
00:57:03,653 --> 00:57:06,919
It states that if the ratio of
either gender falls below 40%
758
00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:09,960
the gender that has the majority,
has control.
759
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,258
That's why you guys
have been getting kicked out
760
00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:13,988
so that we have the majority.
761
00:57:16,032 --> 00:57:18,001
We've been playing you
the entire time.
762
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:22,999
I'm sorry.
763
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,116
You asshole!
764
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,051
You crossed enemy lines!
765
00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:39,914
I can't believe
you're fucking her!
766
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,115
- Smelenie! Of all of them.
- It was just once!
767
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,185
And a half.
768
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:48,498
Okay. Look.
769
00:57:49,032 --> 00:57:51,627
I am sorry that I punched you.
770
00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,563
But you fucking deserve it,
you know that?
771
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,669
- I know.
- Shit!
772
00:57:56,573 --> 00:57:57,541
Shit!
773
00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,271
So what do we do now huh?
Big guy!
774
00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,002
I have an idea.
775
00:58:12,555 --> 00:58:13,921
Alright sneak
into Dean Marshall's office,
776
00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,648
and find out whatever we can
about this prevision 13 bullshit
777
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,693
and use it against the girls.
Shit security!
778
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:19,385
- Go, go, go!
- What are you doing?
779
00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:38,272
Okay let's do this.
Quick in and quick out.
780
00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:39,710
- Like your mama?
- Dick.
781
00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:41,952
Okay.
782
00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:47,556
You finding anything?
783
00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:48,956
No!
784
00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:51,656
Dude, dude, dude check it out!
785
00:58:53,963 --> 00:58:54,953
What!?
786
00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:01,194
Got it. Alright now let's rub
our balls all over his office.
787
00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:02,732
- Dibs on his phone!
- Okay!
788
00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:06,877
Shit!
789
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,311
Shit! Come on, come on, come on.
790
00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:15,716
I want you to fuck me
on my freak boss's desk.
791
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:20,652
Treat me like a bad girl.
792
00:59:21,024 --> 00:59:23,516
You're such a freak wanting
to do it in Marshall's office.
793
00:59:26,796 --> 00:59:28,025
Enjoy it while it's here baby.
794
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:31,023
Marshall's gon his eye
on the Dean position
795
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:32,700
at Virgin Mary College.
796
00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:36,962
Prestige. Expensive.
And all girls.
797
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:39,975
Why do you think he came up
with that freak idea
798
00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:42,107
to CoEd all the fraternities.
799
00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:45,843
He had to show
his commitment in order to seal...
800
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,744
the... deal.
801
00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,619
Marshall is such a fucking freak.
802
00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:53,147
He only wants that job
so he can flirt with college girls.
803
00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:55,683
Flip.
804
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,497
Gentlemen.
805
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:04,628
We are not gonna sit idly by
806
01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:08,669
and watch our beloved fraternities
be stolen from beneath our feet.
807
01:00:08,905 --> 01:00:11,072
From this night forward,
we do everything in our powers
808
01:00:11,073 --> 01:00:12,633
to stop the advancement of Kelly
809
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:14,035
and the monkey dick lover
that we know
810
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,079
- as Associate Dean douchebag.
- How?
811
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,512
Well...
812
01:00:18,748 --> 01:00:20,876
Enough with the drawings.
Just tell them the plan.
813
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:25,214
Well first we vow not
to touch the poon.
814
01:00:25,521 --> 01:00:29,288
So keep it in your pants.
Then, those lying,
815
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,287
disingenuous,
816
01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:34,696
fragalent, mendacious, perfidious
817
01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:38,028
whores at their own game.
818
01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:40,068
Who's with us?
819
01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,400
Ladies and Gentleman.
820
01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:48,668
Welcome to Greek Charity days
821
01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:51,106
where all proceeds
earned by students
822
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:53,907
are donated to the charity
of every fraternity
823
01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,813
and sororities choice.
824
01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:04,891
Yep. No exactly the turn out
I was expecting.
825
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:09,623
- But it's... Pretty shitty.
- Yeah it's pretty shitty
826
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:14,368
The girls seem to be
doing pretty well.
827
01:01:16,072 --> 01:01:17,267
Suspiciously well.
828
01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:20,003
Come and get your kisses!
829
01:01:29,152 --> 01:01:31,815
- Dude give me $10 dollars.
- Dude stop it. Alright.
830
01:01:32,121 --> 01:01:33,020
Hey everyone...
831
01:01:33,322 --> 01:01:35,951
- Look!
- Give money to Chair Titty Day!
832
01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:42,824
Oh are you gonna squirt me
with your big gun?
833
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,802
That will be $75 dollars.
834
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,604
Thanks.
835
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,172
You think you can score?
836
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,942
- Dude we are in trouble man.
- Big trouble.
837
01:02:03,586 --> 01:02:05,487
- Zach.
- Uh Zach?
838
01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:07,648
- Zach who?
- Oh come on Cameron.
839
01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:12,987
Oh! Zach!
He's not here. Do you see him?
840
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,533
Really?
You're that pissed at me?
841
01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:21,135
He says that you lied to him
and that he was bad at the sex.
842
01:02:22,371 --> 01:02:23,634
What did you expect me to do?
843
01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:26,441
I'm trying to fit in.
Be part of the group. Just like you.
844
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:28,044
You would have done
the same thing.
845
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:30,307
Probably already have.
846
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,182
He says he has nothing else
to say to you.
847
01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,008
Well I have nothing else
to say to him either.
848
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:36,844
Dude she's cute.
849
01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,052
We need to figure something out.
We need to...
850
01:02:38,053 --> 01:02:39,987
- Decent body too.
- We need to get serious!
851
01:02:39,988 --> 01:02:42,049
Hey I have a question if you're
ever done with her you think...
852
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,491
Cam!
853
01:02:44,627 --> 01:02:46,528
- You like her!
- Shut up.
854
01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:49,392
You like Smelanie!
I fucking knew it.
855
01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:55,731
Hey guys Zach like Melanie.
856
01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:57,165
Oh okay,
you get one more of those
857
01:02:57,273 --> 01:03:00,038
and I swear to Christ I'm gonna
punch you right in the gooch.
858
01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:03,604
What you got?
859
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,673
- Almost finished.
- Check it out.
860
01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:08,051
- Nice.
- And the website?
861
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:09,547
Ready to roll.
862
01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:16,092
5 bucks a day
keep the blue balls away.
863
01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:17,149
Make it 10.
864
01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:19,488
We're getting creamed out there.
865
01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:22,562
- 10 it is.
- Come back time.
866
01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:33,802
I know that Kelly is in this
whole empowerment thing but,
867
01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:36,808
I kinda just want to rage and...
868
01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:39,208
get some dick, you know?
869
01:03:40,082 --> 01:03:41,072
Shit.
870
01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:51,727
Hey Rene can you move
to the right a bit?
871
01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:52,962
Why?
872
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:58,031
I wanted to get a better look
at your bra. It's really nice.
873
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,269
- You think so?
- Yeah can I see it?
874
01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:03,801
Yeah. I finally splurged
and got myself some nice ones.
875
01:04:06,075 --> 01:04:06,974
Here you go.
876
01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,470
Perfecto.
877
01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:11,272
It is nice.
878
01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:13,813
I love your cousin.
879
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:15,679
Touch her and I'll kill you man.
880
01:04:15,985 --> 01:04:16,953
Literally.
881
01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:19,852
- It's cute.
- It would get me dick.
882
01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:22,114
It definiteluy would.
883
01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:25,528
Nice job boys.
884
01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:28,154
We have a problem.
Camera 7 is offline.
885
01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:30,556
- Which one is that?
- The one in K2's room.
886
01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:32,899
Shit you think she found it?
887
01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:35,434
I don't know.
If she did she'd be in here
888
01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:37,071
cutting our dicks off, right?
Wouldn't she?
889
01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:39,073
Oh fuck.
890
01:04:59,128 --> 01:04:59,993
Dude, so how much
we made so far?
891
01:05:00,196 --> 01:05:01,755
- $12,000 dollars.
- What?
892
01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:03,091
Yeah, and that's
just the first day dude.
893
01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,301
I'm telling you Zach
if we keep going like this
894
01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:07,069
we're gonna be able
to buy our own fraternity.
895
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:08,367
Hey February!
896
01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:10,636
Dude that's like the 3rd time
that's happened to me today.
897
01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:13,074
- What? Called you February?
- Yeah, weird right?
898
01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:14,232
Yeah.
899
01:05:15,011 --> 01:05:16,104
Hello boys.
900
01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:19,045
You'd like your copies
autographed?
901
01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:22,550
Ladies, there's plenty me
to go around.
902
01:05:23,052 --> 01:05:25,146
Um exactly
what am I autographing?
903
01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:26,353
This.
904
01:05:27,323 --> 01:05:28,450
Oh shit!
905
01:05:29,225 --> 01:05:30,249
What happened to my dick?
906
01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:31,959
I know. I'm so sorry.
907
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:34,397
This is not what I look like!
This is not what I look like!
908
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,822
I have a friend that's really good
at photo editing.
909
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:37,964
Give me that.
910
01:05:41,704 --> 01:05:42,637
Mine's crooked!
911
01:05:42,872 --> 01:05:44,363
Actually it's a perfect right angle.
912
01:05:44,974 --> 01:05:47,068
- My dick does not look like this!
- Dude calm down.
913
01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:50,103
No. No I will not calm down!
914
01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:51,481
I need the world to know that
915
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,845
I don't have a god damn
90 degree penius!
916
01:05:54,183 --> 01:05:56,118
In fact, I'm gonna show
every body!
917
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,254
Dude keep your pants on.
Keep your pants on.
918
01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:00,054
- This is not over.
- Not yet.
919
01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:01,984
- Come on. No.
- I wanna show'em.
920
01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:03,923
- Kelly.
- What's wrong?
921
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,492
I got the research you asked
for on Natalie.
922
01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:07,994
Cousins?!
923
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:27,947
Leverage.
924
01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:35,550
Kelly?
925
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:39,962
Are you there
you bad, bad girl?
926
01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:46,501
What are you guys
doing here?
927
01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:50,005
We got the note from Kelly
and said she wanted to party.
928
01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:52,669
Shit. We've been set up.
929
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:54,065
Come on we have
to get out of here.
930
01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:55,437
Oh my god!
931
01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:58,446
What are you doing in my room?
932
01:06:59,015 --> 01:06:59,983
With drugs!
933
01:07:00,383 --> 01:07:01,612
And fetish wear.
934
01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:03,944
I told you
they were out of control.
935
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:08,121
Well Dean Bungalon,
936
01:07:08,591 --> 01:07:11,083
I think you will agree
there really is no choice here.
937
01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:17,356
I agree.
938
01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:19,733
Gentlemen.
939
01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:21,938
Madam.
940
01:07:23,005 --> 01:07:24,132
You're out!
941
01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:26,142
Dude.
942
01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:28,004
Well, that's it then
943
01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:30,579
without these 2 the guys
have less the 40%.
944
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,781
And even without
Miss lady pain here,
945
01:07:33,015 --> 01:07:34,108
we've still got the majority.
946
01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:36,214
Alpha House is ours!
947
01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:44,090
You know it didn't have
to be this way.
948
01:07:46,028 --> 01:07:47,997
We could have changed
Sterling College for the better.
949
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:53,036
We could have found a way
to live together as equals.
950
01:07:55,304 --> 01:07:59,002
But instead you had to sow
the seeds of discontent.
951
01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:00,902
And you know what happened,
952
01:08:01,644 --> 01:08:04,011
you rapped
the fucking world wind!
953
01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:05,444
That's what happen!
954
01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:12,414
You're sexy when
you're megalomaniacal.
955
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:13,946
Laugh it up frodo.
956
01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:18,050
But tonight I'll be sleeping
in my nice warm bed.
957
01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,061
In this very house.
958
01:08:20,963 --> 01:08:22,124
Where will you be sleeping?
959
01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:26,294
Oh well it's Tuesday so that
would be with your mom!
960
01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:30,605
Oh!
961
01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:35,004
Later losers.
962
01:08:36,712 --> 01:08:37,873
Come on ladies let's go.
963
01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:41,849
I'm really sorry boys.
964
01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:44,446
I wish there was something
I could do.
965
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,689
Yeah, yeah me too but um...
966
01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:49,055
Unfortunately
my hands are tide.
967
01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:50,753
Yeah I'm sure.
968
01:08:52,161 --> 01:08:53,151
Come on guys.
969
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:13,214
I brought all the paperwork
to officially turn Alpha House
970
01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:14,917
in the Delta Pi Sorority.
971
01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:16,846
All you have to do
is sign right here.
972
01:09:21,590 --> 01:09:22,922
Is there something wrong?
973
01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:26,289
I'm afraid we are going
in a different direction.
974
01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:31,832
You see, CoEd fraternity project
was meant to showcase
975
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,027
how Sterling College fosters
productive interacting
976
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,363
between the genders.
977
01:09:36,038 --> 01:09:39,202
I'm sure you will agree it was
an unmitigated disaster.
978
01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:42,076
I don't understand.
What about provision 13?
979
01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:43,577
Give you the fraternity?
980
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,475
Oh I don't know?
Why don't I also open up a brothel?
981
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,079
After what you girls did?
982
01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:54,888
Oh I don't think so.
983
01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:57,117
I did what you told me to do.
984
01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:00,087
Can you prove that?
985
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,696
Oh! I don't think so.
986
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:07,128
You have 24 hours
to vacate Alpha House.
987
01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:13,064
That is all.
988
01:10:27,156 --> 01:10:27,953
Girls.
989
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,286
We need to talk.
990
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,729
- Alpha is no longer a fraternity.
- Yeah no shit!
991
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,930
You made sure
of that cruela devil.
992
01:10:39,268 --> 01:10:41,134
We were just following
Marshall's orders.
993
01:10:41,437 --> 01:10:42,268
He told me he wanted to show
994
01:10:42,504 --> 01:10:44,439
how he was a big supporter
of female empowerment
995
01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:47,475
by turning those sexist fraternity
on campus into sorority.
996
01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:49,609
But in the end he just
wanted to shut it down.
997
01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:52,241
- And he used us to do it.
- Wait? Shut it down?
998
01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,474
Completely. Abandon.
Boarded up.
999
01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:55,946
We're just as homeless
as you are.
1000
01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:58,051
I know that
I don't deserve this.
1001
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,414
That we don't deserve this
after what we did but,
1002
01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:03,686
We can't back and
watch Alpha House disappear.
1003
01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:05,951
- What we?
- Yes we!
1004
01:11:06,362 --> 01:11:08,194
That dickweed needs
to get what's coming to him.
1005
01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:10,026
Nobody crosses
Kelly Dorothy Kramer.
1006
01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:14,269
- Dorothy.
- Shut up!
1007
01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:16,771
Now you're gonna help us
get Alpha House back or what?
1008
01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:20,999
I don't know. You did already
break our trust once.
1009
01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,004
Please.
1010
01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:24,703
We'll do anything.
1011
01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:26,415
Anything?
1012
01:11:40,396 --> 01:11:42,831
Looking good ladies.
1013
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:45,130
We're in. Admin Building 2pm.
1014
01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:48,537
And don't feel the need to change
in the count of us, okay?
1015
01:11:55,010 --> 01:11:56,979
I'm sorry but there
is absolutely nothing I could do
1016
01:11:57,046 --> 01:11:59,106
to over turn Associate
Dean Marshall's decision.
1017
01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:00,672
What about the Alpha Creed?
1018
01:12:00,949 --> 01:12:02,747
Yeah! Once and Alpha
always an Alpha!
1019
01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,052
I really wish I could help you.
1020
01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:08,385
Thank you sir
we really appreciate your time.
1021
01:12:11,393 --> 01:12:12,486
Of course...
1022
01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:15,188
If Marshall was to lose his position
with the administration,
1023
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,963
all of his policies
would be reviewed.
1024
01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:20,333
Wh... wait a minute
are you saying that
1025
01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:22,232
if we get Dean Marshall
kicked out of the college
1026
01:12:22,404 --> 01:12:24,134
that we might be able
to get Alpha House back?
1027
01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:26,973
Well the reason for his dismissal
would have to be something...
1028
01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:31,005
pretty F'n dishonorable.
Something so scandalous
1029
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,647
that the college
would disown all of his decisions.
1030
01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:36,678
Just to distance itself from him.
1031
01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:38,417
Dishonorable.
1032
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,287
Scandalous.
1033
01:12:40,923 --> 01:12:41,947
We'll do it.
1034
01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:46,085
Of course this conversation
never happened.
1035
01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:48,488
Of course. Thank you Dean.
1036
01:12:52,334 --> 01:12:53,996
Once an Alpha always an Alpha.
1037
01:12:56,004 --> 01:12:57,870
Cameron, you take a team
into Marshall's office.
1038
01:12:58,073 --> 01:13:00,008
Place cameras here, here, here.
1039
01:13:00,275 --> 01:13:01,299
Roger that.
1040
01:13:01,744 --> 01:13:03,804
Once you're in, be fast.
In and out.
1041
01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:06,777
But make sure the cameras
are invisible. Undetectable.
1042
01:13:06,949 --> 01:13:08,076
We need full coverage.
1043
01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:10,251
Right there. Right there.
1044
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,247
Go, go, go, go!
1045
01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:13,544
Come on let's go!
1046
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,382
Whatever he does in that office
we need to see it.
1047
01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:17,651
What do you think we'll find?
1048
01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:19,455
I don't know but based on
what his assistant said
1049
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,994
probably some freaky ass shit.
1050
01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:36,011
Did he us ask
to get fucked in the ass
1051
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,808
by a chick wearing
a squirrel costume?
1052
01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:39,079
Yeah I think so.
1053
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,913
I think I just puked
in my mouth a little.
1054
01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,611
What are we gonna do with
all this Intel after we gather it?
1055
01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:45,213
We bait the trap.
1056
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:51,726
Stephanie. I see you're working.
1057
01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:57,358
What's this?
1058
01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:05,340
Oh, oh, oh my.
1059
01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:13,179
I'm going to lunch.
1060
01:14:15,751 --> 01:14:16,741
Whatever.
1061
01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,036
What's the password?
1062
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:37,606
Acorn. Acorn!
1063
01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:41,101
Hello. Anyone here?
1064
01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:53,617
- Umm, Miss furry Doublestuff?
- Hold on.
1065
01:14:54,122 --> 01:14:55,385
Make yourself at home.
1066
01:15:00,362 --> 01:15:04,129
Wow, I knew
you had a lot of stuff but...
1067
01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:06,735
Oh...
1068
01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:14,241
This is so disgusting.
1069
01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:17,105
I think you mean
this is so awesome.
1070
01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:23,919
Is this what you wanted
Mr. Rosenbush?
1071
01:15:36,665 --> 01:15:38,133
Sweet baby Jesus
what am I seeing?
1072
01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:40,931
Umm please.
1073
01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:43,328
Call me tiger.
1074
01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:47,875
His porn name
is tiger Rosenbush?
1075
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:50,837
It's better then mine.
Mocki Mckenley.
1076
01:15:51,413 --> 01:15:54,076
- See k2 what you do...
- I know how it works.
1077
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,344
And no I'm not
gonna tell you my name.
1078
01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:00,145
Okay.
1079
01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:01,991
Tiger.
1080
01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:11,834
Take your pants off.
1081
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:14,964
Right away Miss Doublestuff.
1082
01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:21,800
Almost there.
1083
01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:27,014
Boxer briefs.
1084
01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:30,645
Oh I couldn't make up my mind.
1085
01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:32,109
Loose'em.
1086
01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:40,585
Where is it?
1087
01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:43,496
- That's it? Isn't it?
- No, no, no, that's a smudge.
1088
01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:47,963
Mama squirrel loves nuts.
1089
01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:51,671
Oh you do.
1090
01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:54,135
Bark like a dog.
1091
01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:55,704
- What?
- Bark!
1092
01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:58,245
Louder!
1093
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,047
Meow like a pussycat.
1094
01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,054
And what does the cow say?
1095
01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:09,655
The says Moo. The cow says Moo!
1096
01:17:10,192 --> 01:17:11,558
Are you ready tiger?
1097
01:17:13,228 --> 01:17:15,720
Yes, yes. It's great!
1098
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,560
Oh my god!
1099
01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:19,968
Is she going to...
1100
01:17:22,004 --> 01:17:24,132
Yes she is!
1101
01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:37,510
I am honored to be speaking
in front of you today.
1102
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:41,323
I am particularly
grateful to provostalious
1103
01:17:41,523 --> 01:17:43,685
and the other Virgin Mary
administrators
1104
01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:46,054
for making time in their very busy
schedules to be here today.
1105
01:17:46,294 --> 01:17:47,193
Thank you.
1106
01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:50,298
Through out my tenure
at Sterling College,
1107
01:17:50,632 --> 01:17:55,195
I am most proud of how
I fought for equal gender rights.
1108
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:57,970
Although I did not achieved
the level of success
1109
01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:00,837
I had hope with my most
recent project.
1110
01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:04,012
The rehabilitation
of Sterling College's
1111
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:08,308
most notorious
and disrespected fraternity.
1112
01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:12,254
I swear to you
on my nana's graves
1113
01:18:12,921 --> 01:18:14,981
I will continue the gender fight
1114
01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:19,052
until I have serviced the needs
of every female student.
1115
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,292
That is so gross.
1116
01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:23,163
That proffer my resignation
1117
01:18:23,465 --> 01:18:25,832
as Associate Dean
at Sterling College...
1118
01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:27,193
You guys ready?
1119
01:18:27,669 --> 01:18:33,267
...And accept the position
of Dean of Virgin Mary University.
1120
01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:34,575
Drop it.
1121
01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:36,976
Like it's hot. Roll it.
1122
01:18:43,151 --> 01:18:44,881
Proto status. I...
1123
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,079
He's not gonna like this.
1124
01:18:47,756 --> 01:18:49,952
As well as inserting my rigid ethics
1125
01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:51,388
in the lives of your most
impressive student body.
1126
01:18:51,593 --> 01:18:53,357
- It's him right?
- Yeah. That's him.
1127
01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:56,122
Now ah...
1128
01:18:57,999 --> 01:18:59,592
What is... I'm sorry...
Hello.
1129
01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:02,937
No! No! That is not me.
1130
01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:05,536
That is.
It's photoshoped people.
1131
01:19:05,774 --> 01:19:07,538
- Oh mommy.
- Thanks for coming.
1132
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:09,305
Turn this off please.
1133
01:19:11,113 --> 01:19:14,083
Please somebody
tell me which one does it!
1134
01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:16,707
Turn it off!
1135
01:19:18,286 --> 01:19:20,551
Marshall please.
Don't! Don't please.
1136
01:19:22,224 --> 01:19:23,157
It's not me.
1137
01:19:24,326 --> 01:19:25,350
Save it Marshall.
1138
01:19:25,994 --> 01:19:27,656
You're not who
we thought you were.
1139
01:19:28,029 --> 01:19:29,998
There's no place for you
at Virgin Mary College after all.
1140
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,358
Furry freak...
1141
01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:32,828
Wait a minute... you can't...
1142
01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:35,160
Tiger Rosenbush?
1143
01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:39,402
Hey can I get a copy of that?
1144
01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:40,741
Great job.
1145
01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:47,410
Alpha House!
1146
01:19:51,153 --> 01:19:54,055
Today we reenter an elite
brotherhood...
1147
01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:56,517
and sisterhood,
1148
01:19:57,926 --> 01:20:01,055
Are we ready to uphold
the traditions of this fraternity...
1149
01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:04,724
I mean fraternasorority.
1150
01:20:06,234 --> 01:20:08,931
If you are
let me hear you say yeah.
1151
01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:10,833
Yeah!
1152
01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:12,975
And do we pledge
no matter what,
1153
01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:16,040
to never let her hallowed halls
fall silent.
1154
01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,104
To never let the kegs go dry.
1155
01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:21,011
And to never...
1156
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,643
ever, let the party die.
1157
01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:28,987
If you're with me let me hear
you say fuck yeah.
1158
01:20:29,357 --> 01:20:31,792
Fuck yeah!
1159
01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,097
Welcome back.
1160
01:20:38,433 --> 01:20:41,961
To the 24 hour party machine!
1161
01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:50,271
Alpha House!
1162
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,675
They're not back in 5 minutes
I'm putting my clothes back on.
1163
01:20:59,287 --> 01:21:01,984
I have to say when I told you guys
to find some dirt...
1164
01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:05,117
I wasn't expecting this.
1165
01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:07,920
Well sir it was a full team effort.
1166
01:21:08,196 --> 01:21:09,528
Without everybody involved,
1167
01:21:10,465 --> 01:21:11,398
never would have happened.
1168
01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:17,732
I have some fond memories
of this place.
1169
01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:20,639
Thowin' back brooze.
Banging tang.
1170
01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:25,307
Hell I was the Alpha Male
3 years running.
1171
01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,607
Sometimes wish
I could come back.
1172
01:21:29,451 --> 01:21:30,942
Sir you're always welcome back.
1173
01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:33,421
Once and Alpha always an Alpha.
1174
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:37,253
I may just take you up on that.
1175
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:39,550
Chuckie get over here,
1176
01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:42,022
Tracie is showing us
what she learned in Mexico
1177
01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:44,194
while standing. Come on!
1178
01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:45,692
Excuse us.
1179
01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,370
- Have a great party.
- Thank you Sir.
1180
01:21:55,310 --> 01:21:57,245
You know I was thinking...
1181
01:21:57,512 --> 01:22:01,005
- Where you?
- Yeah I was thinking we could uh,
1182
01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:05,719
You know. Again.
Unless you're still mad at me.
1183
01:22:05,954 --> 01:22:07,013
- Lets go.
- Okay.
1184
01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:08,589
Excuse me girls.
1185
01:22:17,532 --> 01:22:18,898
Don't slam the door on my face.
1186
01:22:19,134 --> 01:22:22,571
- Why shouldn't I?
- Because I brought you these.
1187
01:22:27,842 --> 01:22:28,810
You wanna come in?
1188
01:22:30,011 --> 01:22:31,001
Sure.
1189
01:22:37,585 --> 01:22:38,746
So what do you want?
1190
01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:41,857
Uh, I just...
1191
01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:43,981
I know you don't like me
very much
1192
01:22:44,192 --> 01:22:45,956
but since we are officially
now roommates...
1193
01:22:46,394 --> 01:22:47,885
- House mates.
- Right.
1194
01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:51,163
I figured
that we should start fresh.
1195
01:22:53,335 --> 01:22:56,032
K2 I know I can be a bit
of an asshole but...
1196
01:22:56,438 --> 01:22:58,737
- Cameron.
- I think if you got to know me...
1197
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:00,969
- Cameron!
- Yeah.
1198
01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:02,809
Turn around.
1199
01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:10,074
Bang-o-rang.
1200
01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:12,877
You're an asshole.
1201
01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:14,351
President asshole.
1202
01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:16,450
But I don't hate you.
1203
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:18,649
Oh! Apparently not.
1204
01:23:20,895 --> 01:23:22,090
Sady Saltaire.
1205
01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:23,699
Uh what?
1206
01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:25,224
My porn name.
1207
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,128
And that's what I want you
to call me
1208
01:23:27,369 --> 01:23:28,428
for the rest of the night.
1209
01:23:29,371 --> 01:23:30,566
Sady Saltaire
1210
01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,033
Anything you say Ms. Saltaire.
1211
01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,111
Bang-o-Rang.
1212
01:23:51,092 --> 01:23:52,321
Hey little squirrel.
1213
01:23:55,663 --> 01:23:56,961
You want a nut little guy?
1214
01:24:02,804 --> 01:24:04,568
Dude! Not cool!
1215
01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:06,032
You scared it.
1216
01:24:07,175 --> 01:24:08,507
You want a nut? Hmm?
1217
01:24:09,010 --> 01:24:09,978
You want a nut?
1218
01:24:10,211 --> 01:24:13,477
You patchouli drenched
birkenstock piece of poop!
1219
01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:16,711
I'll get your nut.
Oh hey here's a nut.
1220
01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:18,742
Have a nut!
1221
01:24:19,754 --> 01:24:20,881
Would you like another nut?
1222
01:24:21,156 --> 01:24:22,989
Here. Here. He's another nut!
1223
01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:24,516
- Here! Take 'em!
- What the fuck!?
1224
01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,059
What's wrong?
Don't you like my nuts?
1225
01:24:27,162 --> 01:24:30,030
Here!
You can't handle my nuts!
1226
01:24:30,465 --> 01:24:31,797
Take my nuts!
1227
01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:35,161
Where's the fucking squirrel?
1228
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,063
Get over here!
1229
01:24:39,307 --> 01:24:40,798
Goddamn you!
1230
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,237
Little fucker!
1231
01:24:44,112 --> 01:24:45,637
I see you!
1232
01:24:46,314 --> 01:24:47,612
You can't hide!
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