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<i>We're back!</i>
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<i>Let's go!</i>
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<i>Let's go!</i>
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Nuts.
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Give me the Black Beauty.
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Alvin! Alvin! Alvin!
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Alvin, take it easy out there.
You gotta share the spotlight.
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You got it, Dave.
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Dave?
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I'm serious, Alvin.
This is a charity benefit.
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It's not all about you.
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Sorry, Dave, I can't hear you over the
thousands offans screaming my name.
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I'm back, Paris!
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Yeah! A little help, boys.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, man!
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Alvin, will you please get down
from there?
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I can't hear you!
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- Alvin, I'm not kidding!
- What?
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Dave, look out!
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Alvin!
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Dave!
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Dave!
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Dave?
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This should help with the pain.
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I wanna talk to my boys.
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I just gave you a sedative that will
take effect in about one minute, so...
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Well, let them in quickly.
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- Dave!
- Dave, you're alive!
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- Hey, guys!
- It was an accident, I swear.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm really sorry, Dave.
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I'll be fine. I'm just gonna be
stuck here for a while.
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And until I get out,
I've made arrangements
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for my Aunt Jackie
to come stay with you.
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- Who's Aunt Jackie?
- The one who sends us
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those metal buckets of yummy popcorn
for Christmas.
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Oh, Popcorn Jackie.
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<i>You don't have much time,
monsieur Seville.</i>
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Listen, I want you guys to go home
and live a normal childhood.
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I've even made arrangements
for you to go to school.
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- School?
- Yes, school.
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Simon, I'm putting you in charge.
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- You are?
- I'm counting on you.
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Dave, wait a minute. Why is he in charge?
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He's counting on me.
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Dave, please don't die.
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He's just sleeping. He's had a sedative.
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A sedative.
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Excuse me.
I'm here to escort the Chipmunks home.
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We're not leaving Dave.
I'm putting my paw down on this one.
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You come here!
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I got it. I'll fix it. Nope, made it worse.
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- Please. Please go.
- Oh, this must be it.
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<i>The more stress you put
on monsieur Seville,</i>
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the longer it will take him to recover!
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You are too slow for me, nurse.
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- No! Don't...
- You'll never take me!
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I'm not going anywhere without...
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I hope for your sake he stays asleep
for the entire flight.
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Maybe we should give him another shot,
just to be sure.
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Any ideas on how we find Aunt Jackie?
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Got it! Follow me.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me. Coming through.
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Look! Aunt Jackie!
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- Oh, yeah! Aunt Jackie!
- Popcorn Jackie!
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- Oh, hello, dears!
- Cool wheelchair.
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- Yay, we found you!
- Popcorn! Where's Simon and Theodore's?
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There's plenty for everyone.
But let's have a hug first.
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Get over here, you old teddy bear!
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I'm not really much of a hugger.
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Boys, I want you to meet someone.
This is my grandson Toby.
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- Toby?
- Hi! I'm Theodore.
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- Toby.
- What? What happened? What?
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- The boys.
- Hey.
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- Hi!
- Hey! How are you?
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- I'm Toby. Nice to meet you.
- Toby's living with me
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till he figures out
what he wants to do with his life.
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Sofar, that means going
"pyu, pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu"
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- with his thumbs all day.
- Well, for the record,
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going "pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu-pyu"
with my thumbs right now
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is keeping me in first place.
So that's important.
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- Toby, get the bags.
- What bags?
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- The luggage. Get the luggage.
- The... The... Right.
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Yeah, let me get those. Sorry.
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- Toby?
- Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
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Abandon wheelchair!
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Toby!
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Toby!
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I'm fine. Don't worry.
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I'm so sorry, Aunt Jackie. I'm so sorry!
Is she gonna be okay?
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Don't worry about me.
I'll be home in no time.
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- In you go.
- I wouldn't be so sure.
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What? It was an accident. I swear.
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Been there, done that. Several times.
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I guess you'll be taking care of us now.
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I'll take "Frightening Thoughts"
for $500, please, Alex.
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Not a problem. I cantotally do this.
I took care of my cat,
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until he ran away. Well, "ran away"
is kind of strong wording.
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I think he just wanted his space.
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I still see him around
the neighborhood, you know.
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He, like, hisses and claws at me,
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but I think that's just his way
of saying we're still tight. You know.
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You guys have nothing to worry
about, seriously,
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'cause I'm not gonna be like Dave.
You know, Dave's gone.
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Gone?
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Not gone. Not gone, guys. He's...
He's not dead. He's very much alive.
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He's completely coming back.
I'm just gonna be in his room,
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keeping his bed warm.
I'm gonna be doing my thing,
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you'll be doing your thing.
You're not even gonna know I'm there.
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We're supposed to know you're there.
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That's... That's the whole idea.
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Yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
Yeah, you'll know that I'm there.
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I'm just saying, I'm not gonna be,
like, "I know everything"
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and, "You do this, and you do that,"
like my dad.
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All right! Let's do this.
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Oh, boy.
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Theodore, we're gonna be just fine.
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The important thing is we're all still alive.
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Maybe my get well card
will help Dave get homefaster.
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It needs just a touch more glitter.
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Yep, that should do it. Who's hungry?
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- Me, me! Me! Me!
- Let's eat.
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Simon?
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It's a food ghost town in here. Alvin?
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Holla! The Cheese Balls
are in the hizzouse!
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<i>Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk</i>
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<i>I'm a Cheese Balls man
No time to talk</i>
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<i>Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother</i>
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<i>You gotta love Cheese Balls
Gotta love Cheese Balls</i>
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<i>Get in my belly
Cheese Balls, get in there</i>
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<i>Stayin' a live</i>
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Bingo! Dinner, she's a-served.
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- Yay! All right!
- Hey! What're you doing in here?
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<i>- Cheese Ball?
- Dude, let's go! Come on!</i>
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Tom-bo, hey, hey,
give me a second, real quick.
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Alvin, I really, really need
to focus right now
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because I am one knockout away
from a heavyweight title.
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Can we play as well?
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You know,
I don't wanna hurt your feelings,
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but I also don't wanna see
anybody get hurt,
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and there are gonna be
fists of fury a-flying.
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We can play Monopoly.
We play Monopoly with Dave all the time.
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Do you? That sounds fun,
and we should do that sometime,
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but right now I gotta get back
to floating like a butterfly
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and stinging like a bee. So...
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Hey, Tom-bo, you still there, buddy?
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Who needs Toby, Theodore? You got us!
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Yeah, who needs Toby?
Boys, right this way.
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I'm gonna puke!
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Do you know what Dave would say
If he were here right now?
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- Alvin!
- Alvin!
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Not bad. But I think it needs to come
more from the belly.
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- Alvin!
- Alvin!
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Phone. Get it together.
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Be cool.
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- Hello?
- Yes?
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<i>- Boys, it's me.
- Dave!</i>
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Dave? As in, "Dave"?
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Well, I guess
since you answered the phone,
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<i>- you haven't burned down the house yet.
- Have a little faith, Dave.</i>
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Yeah. Mayday!
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- What was that?
- Don't stress him out.
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That was Aunt Jackie. Yeah.
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She's making us a zesty five-course meal.
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Really? Well, can I talk to her?
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<i>- She's practicing her pole dancing.
- Pole dancing?</i>
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What happened to making dinner?
Guys, what's going on?
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- Gotta go, Dave.
- Alvin, I'm not kidding.
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<i>- Feel better.
- Alvin!</i>
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Yep. Nobody does that better than him.
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Toby? Toby, wake up.
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Sorry.
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No, that's... That's okay. What is it?
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I had a nightmare.
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The nightmares.
I hate the nightmares. What was it?
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I dreamt we didn't have afamily anymore.
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Theodore.
Theodore, that couldn't happen.
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No, you guys are tight.
Nothing could ever separate you.
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Unless, like, an eagle swooped down
from the sky and was like, caw-caw!
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- What?
- And grabbed you and...
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Which... Which couldn't happen, ever.
So why would you...
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Why would you ever think that
that would ever happen?
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You know,
'cause the Eagles are in Philadelphia.
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No! No!
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Sweet dreams.
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- Toby! Toby, make it stop!
- What are you doing?
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There's something wrong with the clock!
It won't shut up! I can't sleep!
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That's the point. It's an alarm clock.
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It helps you wake up early in the morning.
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- Why would anyone wanna wake up early?
- Well, for school.
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- You gotta be there by 8:00.
- In the morning?
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Look, I don't like getting up this early
any more than you do.
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But we are in this together, Alvin.
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Sooner you get to school, sooner I get
to come home and get back to sleep.
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You mean,
you don't stay with us at school?
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No, no, no, no, no. No, I've done
my time, thank you very much.
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But school is fun, right?
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Fun? Well, I guess maybe it's fun-ish.
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Hey, it's my cat!
Hey, remember I was telling you? Hey!
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Hey! Hey, kitty. It's me. Remember?
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I treated you good.
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Okay, here we go.
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Enjoy your first day at school.
See you around 3:00-ish.
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Okay.
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We got this. This'll be a walk in the park.
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A chaotic and frightening
walk in the park!
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Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
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- Watch out!
- Look out!
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Hi, I'm...
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Guys? Guys?
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Oh, boy!
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- Eagle!
- Go, Eagles!
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Eagle!
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That wasn't very fun-ish.
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You must be our new students.
I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal.
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And we're the Chipmunks.
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Yes, well, that would explain
the fur and the bushy tails.
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Follow me, gentlemen.
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Gentlemen? Oh, us. Right.
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There was a minute left
and we were down by two. And I'm like,
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"Coach, I don't care if my leg's broken.
Put me in. I can win this. "
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- I never get tired of this story.
- So I hobble out, barely able to stand.
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Did I mention my leg was broken?
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- Miss Ortega.
- Yes?
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- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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- Hello, guys. Welcome to homeroom.
- Good to be here.
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- I hope.
- So this is a classroom.
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I love the smell of zit cream
in the morning.
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Hello, ladies.
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- Is that the Chipmunks?
- The Chipmunks!
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We love you, Alvin!
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Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
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Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it.
And I am Simon.
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The name's Seville. Alvin Seville.
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Somebody's gonna have to
knock those guys down to size.
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Well, that should be pretty easy.
I mean, they're only 8 inches tall.
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I had 15 cars.
238
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,643
I mean, that's, like, five more cars
than anybody really needs.
239
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,529
I had seven maids.
I had courtside seats to the Lakers.
240
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,890
Even my maids had
courtside seats to the Lakers.
241
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,761
And now look at me. Look at me!
242
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,121
<i>- Alvin and the Chipmunks!
- I lost everything.</i>
243
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,402
Except for my dignity.
They can't take that away from me.
244
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,444
And it's all because of them.
245
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,083
Hey. Breakfast.
246
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,728
Now I run around hoping and praying
247
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,446
that I can find other animals
that can sing or dance. I mean...
248
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,087
Wait a second. You don't sing, do you?
249
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,680
Hey! Hey! That's my muffin!
250
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,565
Give me my muffin, you dirty rat!
251
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,248
I will get you, Chipmunks.
252
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,244
Girls, we gotta get out of here.
253
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,003
- I can't see.
- Not on my nose!
254
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,651
- That's my tail!
- Sorry.
255
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,330
- Move your butt!
- Okay.
256
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,680
Who's squishing me?
257
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,689
We made it. Jett Records.
258
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:31,042
Oh, my gosh. That's him. Ian Hawke.
Mr. Hawke?
259
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,571
That voice. I can't get it out of my head.
260
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,729
Hello? Mr. Hawke!
261
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,049
That's not in my head.
That's really happening.
262
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,451
- What do you want?
- We want to introduce ourselves.
263
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,531
That's right. I'm Brittany,
and this is my sister Eleanor.
264
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,610
Hello, sir. Such a pleasure to meet you.
265
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,290
And I'm their sister Jeanette.
266
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,404
Although I feel more like an Olivia,
or sometimes a...
267
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,443
Anyway, we're the Chipettes.
268
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,360
And, well, we would just be so honored
to have you represent us.
269
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,604
You made Alvin and the Chipmunks stars.
We wanna be stars, too.
270
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,848
- Yeah.
- And hang out with the Chipmunks.
271
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,842
Okay, now, listen, before we get
all girlie and giggly about this,
272
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,203
just tell me one thing.
You can sing, right?
273
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,484
No, no, wait. Hang on. Not here.
274
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,967
Why don't we take this meeting upstairs
in my penthouse office?
275
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,129
Sure! This is so exciting.
276
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,685
We're really on our way now.
277
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:37,686
Oh, my gosh. Guys, can you believe it?
My first penthouse office!
278
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,364
- Wow!
- Oh, boy!
279
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,323
Oh, my. The Hollywood sign.
280
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,688
Thought you might like the view.
281
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,246
So, ladies, tell me a little something
about yourselves.
282
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,842
Well, we grew up in a small town,
population 300, and...
283
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,486
Yeah? Really? That'sfascinating. Great.
284
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,884
All right, impress me.
285
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,649
One, two, three.
286
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,882
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
287
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,964
Guess who just became the number one
Chipettefan in the whole dang world?
288
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,570
Ian Hawke, that's who.
289
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,961
- Yay! Nice!
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
290
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,809
So when can we meet the Chipmunks?
291
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,120
That's an excellent question.
And the excellent answer is,
292
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,449
I don't really represent
Alvin and the Chipmunks anymore.
293
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,449
- Oh, no!
- What happened?
294
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,645
Classic tale. Sweet and innocent
when I met them, and they had nothing.
295
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:06,048
And then I work my butt off
to make them rock stars,
296
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,090
and they changed.
297
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,967
Turned on me like bad cheese.
298
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,687
- No!
- That's terrible.
299
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:18,522
I know! I mean, I treated Alvin
like he was my own son, you know?
300
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,166
And then he just goes and spits on me.
301
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,330
Literally. He filled his chipmunk cheeks
with saliva and just had at it.
302
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,807
And don't even get me started
about Simon.
303
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,922
But not Theodore, right?
304
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,568
It's the cuddly ones
you have to watch out for.
305
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,251
But what are we talking about them for?
306
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,250
Come on! They're over.
Tired. Novelty act.
307
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,725
Chipmunks who can sing.
308
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:44,090
But girl chipmunks who can sing?
309
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,841
Fasten your seatbelts!
310
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:54,409
So, I'm on Jay-Z's yacht, right?
And I say, "Jay, where's Beyonce?"
311
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,922
And he says, "She's holding a plate
full of Cheese Balls. Turn around. "
312
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,724
And guess what? She was!
313
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,047
P.S., Dave left me in charge.
314
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,766
Staying up till 10:00 every night.
Oh, yeah!
315
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,167
Hey, girls, look what I can do.
316
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,009
You are Theodore-able.
317
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,610
- Thank you.
- You're so cute.
318
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,082
I am so sorry.
319
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,931
- It's cool. No harm done.
- Not yet.
320
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,363
Girls? Please? Private conference.
321
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,006
Thank you.
322
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,324
Listen up, rock stars.
323
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,130
If you talk to those girls again,
you're dead.
324
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,045
If you look at those girls again,
you're dead.
325
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,686
If you even think about those girls...
326
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,770
Are you thinking about them?
327
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,325
Well, I am now!
328
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,125
That's it. You're dead!
329
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,567
- Run!
- Xander! Come on!
330
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,445
- Back here, you dirty rats!
- Hang ten, bros!
331
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,641
Scatter!
332
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,044
Go, go! That way! Over there!
333
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:02,966
Ryan!
334
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,247
Hey, slowpokes! Catch me if you can!
335
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,328
- You're dead, fur ball.
- Not!
336
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,844
- It's wedgie time!
- My butt!
337
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,648
Oh, boy. Eagle.
338
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,608
- Eagle! Eagle!
- Get them!
339
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,401
- Bully! Bully!
- This way! This way!
340
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,127
Gotcha!
341
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,163
- Guys, wait, wait. Time out!
- It's swirlie time!
342
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,567
Come on, come on, guys. This is so 1980s.
343
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,091
Please! Please!
344
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,763
Oh, man! Come on.
345
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,326
- That's a good look for you.
- Thank you.
346
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,685
Can't swim. Help!
347
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,811
Grab on, Simon.
348
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,566
Thanks.
349
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,601
You okay?
350
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,042
Well, considering that you just
saved me from drowning in a toilet,
351
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,322
I'm pretty good.
352
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,044
I'll be right back.
353
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,766
Alvin! Alvin! We're not going
to solve anything with violence.
354
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,769
- It's thefatty-ratty!
- Cut it out!
355
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,723
This rat has serious junk in the trunk.
356
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,285
- Yeah, littlefatty!
- Stop it!
357
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,890
He jiggles when I poke him.
358
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,083
Mommy!
359
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,841
Simon, does this make my butt
look smaller?
360
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,442
Theodore, your butt looks fine.
Those guys are just jerks.
361
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,526
Gentlemen.
362
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,321
You threatened to climb inside of him
and build a nest.
363
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,124
That was out of line.
364
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,521
I'm not even sure
that's physically possible.
365
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,602
I should suspend all three of you.
366
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,960
Please do.
367
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,168
Instead, I have a better idea.
368
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,849
Due to budget cutbacks,
369
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,282
we are in jeopardy of losing
our beloved music program.
370
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,686
- That's awful.
- I know.
371
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,167
But there is one small ray of hope.
372
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,445
Every year the district sponsors
a music competition.
373
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,723
And the winner's school receives $25,000.
374
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,527
If we win, we can save our program.
375
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,246
And you want us to perform?
376
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,840
'Cause I didn't think you were afan.
377
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,923
Why don't you sleep on it?
378
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,167
Wait a minute! What is that? That's us!
379
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,486
- Wait.
- I look skinny.
380
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,809
Promise me that you won't say anything.
381
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,285
A principal has a certain image to uphold,
382
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,448
and if thefaculty ever found out
about this, I could...
383
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,001
I just cannot believe that you're
actually sitting in my office.
384
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,522
I have all of your CDs.
I even went to see you last year in Denver.
385
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,610
That's where I got this.
It was my birthday.
386
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,407
And I was like, "The Chipmunks! "
387
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,766
So what do you say?
Will you represent our school?
388
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,328
Honestly, suspension still sounds
pretty good to me.
389
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,729
Come on, Alvin. What do you say?
One for all and three for one!
390
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,922
Well put, Theodore. Very well put.
391
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,371
Count us in.
392
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,851
Go, Eagles!
393
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,051
Eagles? Where?
394
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,604
The penthouse level.
395
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,682
Isn't that that Chihuahua?
You know, from the movie?
396
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,125
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it...
I mean, yeah, of course it is.
397
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,571
A lot of big names live here.
398
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,851
- I must have his autograph.
- Hey, hey, Brittany.
399
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,201
You wanna be a star? Act like a star.
400
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,209
All right?
You don't get autographs, you give them.
401
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,007
Right.
402
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,088
Hey, look, over there!
There're a couple of the Jonas Brothers.
403
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,645
- Where?
- I don't see them.
404
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,161
Here we are! Okay!
405
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,806
Let's scoot in to my...
406
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,882
What? Did I... Darn it! Darn it to heck!
407
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,048
- What's wrong?
- Girls, I apologize,
408
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,482
but I seem to have left my keys
back in my office.
409
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,488
What if one of you were
to shoot through that mail slot
410
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,364
and open it up from the inside, huh?
411
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,041
I'll do it.
412
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,166
I'm stuck!
413
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,489
All right, I got you. I got you.
414
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,490
Not so hard!
415
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,887
Might want to lay off the nuts.
416
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,885
All right, how about you, Glasses?
You're in better shape. Wanna go?
417
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,482
I'm not that great at things like this.
418
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,806
I got it!
419
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,727
Yes!
420
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,527
- Impressive!
- Nice!
421
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,526
- Gee willikers! Stripes!
- Snazzy!
422
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,371
- Circles!
- This is the best tree house ever!
423
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,960
- A red piano!
- Brit.
424
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,487
Is this a dream? Somebody pinch me.
425
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,362
This is way better than a tree.
426
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,562
I just adore a penthouse view.
427
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,685
Nice one, Hawke.
428
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,808
- Yeah? You like it?
- Do I?
429
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,730
- I live here.
- It's so beautiful!
430
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,807
Yeah.
431
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,686
<i>Last time we visited Meerkat Manor,</i>
432
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,087
<i>a rival group called the Commandos</i>
433
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,124
<i>was making large inroads
into the Whiskers' territory.</i>
434
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,641
Toby! I thought Alvin was messy.
435
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,731
This is literally disgusting.
I feel like I'm living in a dumpster.
436
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,170
<i>Simon, it's Meerkat Manor.
Watch with me.</i>
437
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,324
You know, you're right. You're right.
I just need to relax.
438
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,522
Maybe that'll ease my nerves a little.
439
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,000
What is this? What...
440
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,081
You've got to be joking.
A taco? In a blanket? Toby!
441
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:04,881
Ladies and gentlemen,
going for his turkey, it's the Tobester.
442
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,571
Come on, baby!
443
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,840
Yes!
444
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,407
Yes!
445
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,730
No problem. Watch and learn, my friends.
446
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,210
Well, it looks like it's time
to play my secondfavorite game.
447
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,130
Hide the Broken TV from Dave.
You wanna play?
448
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,331
- No!
- Go easy on him, taco boy.
449
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,204
This day's been bad enough already.
450
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,323
I think I see what's going on.
451
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,647
You guys have been having
some problems at school?
452
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,649
No. Not really. Unless you consider
453
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,081
getting your head dumped
into a public toilet a problem.
454
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,569
Swirlies are the worst.
455
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,889
At least that's what I've heard.
456
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,971
Because there's no way that I could
possibly know that on a personal level.
457
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,487
Toby, what was school like for you?
458
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,846
Toby? Toby?
459
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,286
- Toby? Toby!
- What?
460
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,450
What was school like for me?
In a word, awesome.
461
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,888
But, you know, that's 'cause
I was, like, extremely popular.
462
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,924
Is that why you still live
with your grandma?
463
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,963
And refer to yourself as "the Tobester"?
464
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,684
And go "pyu-pyu-pyu" all day?
465
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:00,927
Bedtime!
466
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,966
Alvin?
467
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,840
Alvin, wake up and turn off the alarm!
468
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:22,361
Alvin! Alvin, I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off!
469
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,845
Guys! Guys...
470
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,969
Boys, this isn't funny.
471
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,004
Hello. Humane Society? Yes. I need help.
472
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,885
A man is after us.
He wants to take us to a terrible place.
473
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,971
- School!
- Out!
474
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,401
- Have a heart, huh?
- Have a heart?
475
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,807
Dave wants you to go to school,
so you're going.
476
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,491
Yeah, well, don't worry about
picking us up at 3:00, Toby.
477
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,568
We'll get a ride. In a hearse!
478
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,889
Guys, guys, come on. Look, trust me.
479
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,968
The second day
is never as bad as the first.
480
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,207
Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit
a guy with glasses, would you?
481
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,960
You're out, man!
482
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,570
Right in the pancreas.
483
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,891
- Call the nurse.
- Out! Out! You're out.
484
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,446
Come on, Alvin! Remember your five D's!
485
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,764
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
486
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,962
- Move!
- You're next, fur ball.
487
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,971
You talking to me? You talking to me?
488
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,571
I'm the only one here,
so you must be talking to me.
489
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,446
- Yeah! Got him!
- Did you see that?
490
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,365
Unbelievable. He caught it.
You're out, man.
491
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,961
And thefat lady, she's a-singing.
492
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,481
- Dude's got hands.
- I think they're paws, actually.
493
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,570
Whatever. We can definitely use him
on the team.
494
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,043
Hey, fur ball! How would you like
a spot on the football team?
495
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,127
Football?
496
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,729
I gotta say, you're good. I'm gonna
let you hang out with us at lunch.
497
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:07,008
- That is, if you wanna be on the team.
- Interesting proposition.
498
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,891
- Alvin?
- Let me get back to you on that.
499
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,606
This is a one-time offer.
Don't take too long to think it over.
500
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,370
Right! Like I would ditch my brothers
just to become the first chipmunk ever
501
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,608
to play on an actual varsity football team.
502
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,771
Fat chance!
503
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:29,889
The stadium is pandemonium!
It's fourth and goal. It's up! It's up!
504
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,766
And he catches it! The crowd goes crazy!
505
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,087
Hey!
506
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,330
- Me?
- Alvin! Alvin! Alvin! Alvin!
507
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,922
Alvin, I think the super-cool jock table
is paging you.
508
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,084
Why would I go over there? Like I really
need to worry about being popular.
509
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,841
Hello? Talking chipmunk? Huh?
World-famous rock star?
510
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,646
Guy with his own plush doll?
Guys, I'm on pajamas!
511
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,125
Not to toot my own horn, but...
512
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,764
Come on. It's laughable.
513
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,521
- Just go, Alvin.
- Really? You mean it?
514
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,405
- Yeah.
- Thanks! I'll be right back!
515
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,365
- What up, dudes?
- What's up, little man?
516
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,608
- Welcome to the cool table.
- Yeah! Bring it.
517
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,370
- Yeah!
- Pound the paw.
518
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,520
I want it! I got it! I got it! I...
519
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,401
Don't got it.
520
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,522
- I think he's cute.
- Me, too.
521
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,171
Toss. And he's up!
522
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,688
- Thank you.
- Hey, Alvin.
523
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,881
Call me.
524
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,324
Bernie, I'm telling you,
the Chipmunks are old news.
525
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,445
I got the next big thing.
Singing female chipmunks.
526
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,401
Hello? Bernie? Hello?
527
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,602
God! What part of "singing
female chipmunks" don't these people...
528
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,011
Girls, we're going to school.
529
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,243
And he's up and he scores!
530
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,769
Hey! What up, S?
531
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,328
Don't hate on the high-five.
532
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,770
Yeah. High-five.
533
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,890
Look, Alvin,
I know you guys have been busy
534
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,651
with your sporting endeavors
and whatnot,
535
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,762
but I can really use your help at home.
536
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,245
No can do.
537
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,523
Ry-dawg is gonna teach me how to get
pretty girls to do my homework.
538
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,169
Alvin, you promised Theodore
we'd hang out.
539
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,170
<i>We are watching Meerkat Manor tonight.
No pretty girls.</i>
540
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,126
- Dude, I can't swing it today, bro.
- That's what you say every day, Alvin.
541
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,641
Need I remind you
it's your day to do the laundry?
542
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,288
You better listen to your daddy, Alvin.
You don't wanna get grounded.
543
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,482
Are you going to pick that up?
544
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,284
Are you going to make me?
545
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,771
I'm just going to elegantly show you
how it's done.
546
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,051
Simon...
547
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,805
Off the glass.
548
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,889
And you call yourself a jock.
549
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:22,131
My brother, he's a real jokester.
Always kidding.
550
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,961
Anyhoo, see you guys in class.
551
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,006
- Hey, that's my pudding.
- It's my pudding.
552
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,601
Why are you trying to embarrass me
in front of my friends?
553
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,849
Are you kidding me? They're the ones
you should be embarrassed by.
554
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,804
- Good luck with the show, guys.
- Front row seats. Can't wait.
555
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,649
So? What song are we gonna sing?
556
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,491
No pressure,
but the whole school is counting on us.
557
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,321
Relax. It's like Ryan says,
who's gonna beat singing chipmunks?
558
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,847
That Simon is dreamy!
559
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,883
I think Theodore was looking at me.
560
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,402
Yeah, I know.
But, guys, remember what Ian said?
561
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,931
We can't trust them.
562
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,207
- Wow.
- What happened?
563
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,450
I never thought I'd say this,
but pink is my newfavorite color.
564
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,608
Her glasses were quite fetching.
565
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,451
She's like a beautiful green gumdrop.
566
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,691
Okay, well, if you guys wanna do this,
you have to pay attention.
567
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,962
Maybe this is a good time
for us to take a break.
568
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,411
Good call. Take five.
569
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,245
- She's right. We need to focus, fellas.
- Right.
570
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,930
This is for my screensaver.
571
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,565
Cheese Balls!
572
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,365
Hey, you guys! Hey.
You guys ready to go?
573
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,050
'Cause I got a lot of important stuff
to do at home.
574
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,448
You must be their guardian.
575
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,927
That I... That I am. Yes, I am.
576
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,247
Hi, how are you? How are you, Dr. Rubin?
577
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,169
I know that because
I went to school here a few years ago.
578
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,567
I don't know if you remember me.
Toby Seville? Probably not.
579
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,207
Toby?
580
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,845
No way! Hi! Hey, no braces.
581
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,451
- Your teeth look great.
- You... I... Thank you. I appreciate...
582
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,406
I did. I did. I did get my braces off
'cause they were just...
583
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,087
Okay.
584
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,642
That... You know what,
I know a guy who actually...
585
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,001
Who works on drum heads.
So that's very good.
586
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,884
I'll be in the car, guys. So...
587
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,570
Somebody's in love.
588
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,002
That aside, we're going to replace
everything. Chipmunk's honor.
589
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,567
Yes, the oldfalse-modesty
suck-up routine.
590
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,921
- Ian Hawke?
- I thought I smelled a rat.
591
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,565
May I help you, Mr. Hawke?
592
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,170
Well, I was wondering if I could help you.
593
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,203
I just heard about
your musical competition,
594
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,130
and I just skedaddled down here as quick
as I could to volunteer my girls.
595
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,442
Well, that's very thoughtful of you,
but I've already made up my mind.
596
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,531
Well, perhaps this will
change your mind. Girls?
597
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,005
They're with Ian?
598
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,087
Curtains!
599
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,971
One. Two. One, two...
600
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,450
Wow! They're good!
601
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,244
Good? They're astounding!
602
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,921
My good people of West Eastman,
603
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,283
you have just witnessed
the debut of the Chipettes.
604
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,362
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
605
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,201
So?
606
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,405
They were splendid, but as I said
before, I have made my decision.
607
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,406
- Brit?
- No!
608
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,491
I see. You've made your decision.
609
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,329
I don't mean
to speak out of school, Doctor,
610
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,886
but in the true spirit of democracy,
611
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,330
which our great, wonderful country
was founded upon,
612
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,966
I say let the people vote.
Let them choose!
613
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,766
One person, one vote. I say, let us vote!
614
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,369
- Let us vote! Let us vote!
- Let us vote! Let us vote!
615
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,165
- Let us vote! Let us vote!
- Let us vote! Let us vote!
616
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:35,089
Please, don't be afascist granny.
Let freedom ring, Doctor.
617
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,967
- Let us vote!
- Let us vote!
618
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,047
- Let us vote!
- Let us vote!
619
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,684
You make a persuasive case, Mr. Hawke.
620
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,322
All right, here's what I'm going to do.
621
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,365
This Friday, each group will perform
one song in front of the student body.
622
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,481
- Yes!
- All right!
623
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,331
Whoever gets the most applause
will represent the school.
624
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,767
What?
625
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,367
- Thank you!
- Yes!
626
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,561
We did it!
627
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,761
In yourface!
628
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,842
It is on like Donkey Kong.
629
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,324
<i>The meerkats huddle together
at the end of a traumatic day</i>
630
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,201
<i>to reaffirm their family bond.</i>
631
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,046
<i>The Whiskers are gonna have to rely
one ach other more than ever.</i>
632
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,087
Guys, I am so happy that Ms. Ortega can
rehearse with us every day after school.
633
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,647
Every day?
634
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,082
- But Ryan and I have...
- Alvin, stop right there, okay?
635
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,168
We're a team. We need you.
636
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,289
Would you relax? We're not gonna lose.
We'll talk about this in the morning.
637
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,563
Not much to talk about.
I will see you at rehearsal.
638
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,601
- Stop hogging.
- I'm not hogging.
639
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,169
You might as well be rooting out
truffles in the French countryside,
640
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,123
because you are, infact, hogging!
641
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,446
- I'm not!
- Are so!
642
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,961
- Not! Am not! Not! Not!
- So! So! So! So!
643
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,765
Forget it! I think
I'll sleep in my own bed tonight.
644
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,565
- Ditto for me.
- I'm so glad I'm not a meerkat!
645
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,206
- Really? Why is that?
- Because as cold as I am,
646
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,129
- I would never huddle with you!
- Good!
647
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,811
- You hear me? I won't huddle!
- Fine!
648
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,566
Toby?
649
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,485
Can I sleep with you?
650
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,565
- What?
- Dave lets me.
651
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,204
My brothers are fighting.
652
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,768
Well... I'm... Okay.
653
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,808
Oh, man! Dutch oven!
Not the Dutch oven!
654
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,204
Anything but the Dutch oven!
655
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,971
Must find fresh air before it's too late!
656
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,842
It's too late! It burns.
657
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,805
Mama, it burns!
658
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,124
Let's see. What else am I in the mood for?
659
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,604
How about a side order of friendly advice?
Courtesy of me.
660
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,406
No, thanks.
661
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,441
Grapes, please.
662
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,081
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, well,
663
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,602
I just wanted to warn you about Ian.
664
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,926
What? You should be grateful to Ian.
665
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,850
He did everything for you, Alvin,
and you broke his heart.
666
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,286
Really? How do I put this gently?
667
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,801
He's the devil. He doesn't have a heart.
668
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,447
And one of the things he did for us
was put us in a cage.
669
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,244
Alvin, he would never do that.
670
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,727
Yeah, 'cause you were there. I forgot.
671
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,367
- Brittany, you'd better watch out.
- I don't need advice from you.
672
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,931
- But...
- But nothing, Alvin.
673
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,805
Ian's taking us straight to the top!
674
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,888
Got it. Straight to the top.
675
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,923
- Ironic.
- Yeah, funny.
676
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,445
We are so going
to destroy those Chipmunks.
677
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,369
- I don't wanna destroy them.
- Me, neither.
678
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,811
I just wanna hang out with them.
679
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,048
All right, all right, all right. Hold...
All right, look.
680
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,487
You know, if you feel that way,
681
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,365
maybe we should just
withdraw from the contest.
682
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,289
- What?
- Then I'll put you in a FedEx package
683
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,165
and mail you back to whatever tree
you came from. Sound good?
684
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,566
- No.
- Okay, then.
685
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,205
Take it from the top. Let's go!
686
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,049
All right. Wait. Stop!
687
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,170
Short one in the green dress.
688
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,691
- What's your name again?
- Eleanor.
689
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,087
Yeah, look,
I'm losing you there, you know.
690
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,646
- Have you always been that short?
- I... I guess.
691
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,486
Well, you got to work on that. Okay?
692
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,803
All right, let me try something here.
693
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,644
Brittany. Here, come up here.
694
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,649
No, you two stay back. Little further.
695
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Oh, yeah. Now, that I like.
696
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,451
And it's not just because Brittany's
697
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,562
more of a mega, ultra superstar
than you guys.
698
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,687
Good, good. Okay, you know what?
Let's get a little more separation.
699
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,804
Brittany, stay there. Let's get a little
more separation from you guys.
700
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,447
Yeah, let's give her some room.
Give her some room, guys. Back.
701
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,531
Okay. All right, watch me now.
One, two, three!
702
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,530
Now, watch me. Watch me now.
703
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,526
Hello.
704
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,526
Toby?
705
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,446
What are you doing at the house?
Where's Aunt Jackie?
706
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,531
Dave! Hey! Hey, Dave, what's happening?
707
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,648
Aunt Jackie is in the hospital.
708
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,331
I'm a little worried.
Who's watching the boys?
709
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,127
I am.
710
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,762
So, Dave, how is Paris?
711
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,726
- Wait, are the boys behaving?
- Absolutely. They've been just peachy.
712
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,285
Toby, what's going on?
713
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,765
Nothing. Nothing. No, don't even...
Don't even worry about it.
714
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,564
You know, I know that you're
not supposed to be stressed out,
715
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,728
so I'm going to go right now.
But it's all good here.
716
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,205
<i>Come home soon! Bye!</i>
717
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,847
Toby?
718
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,401
Toby!
719
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,607
Nurse! Nurse! Get me out of here!
720
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,921
Help!
721
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,761
I don't mean to interrupt your game,
but I saw you stand up to Ryan
722
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,089
- when he littered. That took guts.
- Really?
723
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,804
And that's the type of guy
that we're looking for.
724
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,843
Jeremy Smith, student body president.
725
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,122
- How do you do? I'm...
- International recording star
726
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,801
- and litter monitor Simon Seville.
- Litter monitor?
727
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,127
Litter monitor.
It's a new position that we've created
728
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,562
to help raise awareness
of a pressing problem in our society.
729
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:54,049
I agree 99% plus 1. You do the math.
730
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,727
Well, Simon, I know this is a lot to ask,
731
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,923
but we're looking for a take-charge guy
732
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,601
to take charge
of this very rewarding position.
733
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,210
What do you say?
734
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,850
Excuse me, everybody.
Quick announcement.
735
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,803
I'm Simon. I'm the litter monitor.
736
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,729
Put your trash in the garbage can.
Peace out.
737
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,288
Hello, ladies! You probably weren't aware
738
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,925
that you dropped a wrapper
on the ground,
739
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,088
so we're just gonna call this one
a warning.
740
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,880
Carry on.
741
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,087
- What up, dudes?
- What up, Al?
742
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,202
Hey, everybody! Check it out!
743
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:36,360
The newest member of the football team.
Suiting up for our first away game.
744
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,803
- Ry, don't mess with me.
- I talked to coach. You're in.
745
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,361
Dude! That's great! Awesome!
746
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,723
So check it out, A-man.
We're watching the new litter monitor.
747
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,605
I wasn't aware
the school even had a litter monitor.
748
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,007
We don't. But don't tell him that.
749
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,921
- Are you going to pick that up?
- No.
750
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,444
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
751
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,564
I guess I'm going to have to give you
a citation.
752
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,161
- Oh, no! I got a citation for littering!
- Oh, no!
753
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,682
You wanna play that game, do you?
Well, guess what?
754
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,245
I can play that game all day long.
755
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,169
- Simon!
- It's a joke, dude.
756
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,611
Litter is no joking matter.
757
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,844
No. You're the joke.
We're messing with you.
758
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,724
There's no such thing as a litter monitor.
759
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,164
- What?
- Good one, huh?
760
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,570
You knew about this, Alvin?
761
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,043
Does the word "brother" mean
anything to you?
762
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,685
Yes. Of course.
763
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,406
Yeah, well, he has some new brothers
now that he's on the football team.
764
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,925
You still haven't picked up that litter.
765
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,565
- You want me to get rid of litter?
- Yeah.
766
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,081
- Let's start with you.
- Hey, let... Let go. Let go!
767
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,167
No!
768
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,325
Downtown!
769
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,323
I'll catch up with you guys in a second.
770
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,087
Simon! Simon!
771
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,086
Simon!
772
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,127
Okay, I am a total jerk, I admit it.
773
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,526
So are we cool now?
774
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:26,211
Okay. Alvin, I am going to put this
behind us for Theodore's sake.
775
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,321
I know. That's why I'm giving you
the Alvin guarantee
776
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,040
that I will be at that sing-off Friday night.
777
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,322
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why wouldn't you be there?
778
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,482
Because I have a...
779
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,527
- What?
- A...
780
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,808
- You have a what?
- A football game!
781
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,366
There! I said it! A football game!
782
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,243
Simon? Alvin? Is everything all right?
783
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:01,164
Theodore! Yeah, we're fine.
784
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,760
Just a little dumpster wrestling.
785
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,245
Crazy in here.
786
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,561
Right.
787
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,650
Don't worry, Theo!
Everything is going to be fine.
788
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,127
Alvin, do not miss that sing-off.
789
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,207
Don't worry, Simon. I'll be there.
790
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,405
I can do both.
791
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,690
Hey, guys, thanks so much
for helping out today.
792
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,041
Toys for Tots is a really cool organization.
793
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,845
So, everybody's getting cool points today.
794
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,040
- What's going on with Theodore?
- I have no idea.
795
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,170
Hey, Eleanor, why don't you see
if Theodore needs some help?
796
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,371
Well, okay.
797
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,841
They don't look very comfortable.
798
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,409
My shoes? They're not.
799
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,763
But Ian says
that I need to work on being taller.
800
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,249
Well, I think you look great
just the way you are.
801
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,846
You do?
802
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,886
<i>Hi, you've reached Dave Seville.
Please leave a message.</i>
803
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,804
<i>Hi. Toby? This is Julie Ortega.
We talked yesterday.</i>
804
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,570
<i>Well, we kind of, sort of did.</i>
805
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:39,004
<i>Anyway, the reason I'm caling
is that I'm worried about Theodore.</i>
806
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,729
<i>He's been acting a little down lately.</i>
807
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,522
<i>I hope you're going to the sing-off Friday.</i>
808
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,723
<i>You know, with his dad gone, Theodore
needs all the support he can get.</i>
809
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,846
<i>So, I'll see you there.
I hope we get a chance to talk. Bye.</i>
810
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,482
<i>Okay, folks. Time to
get behind your undefeated Warriors.</i>
811
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,329
<i>The visiting Eagles are down by five</i>
812
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,442
<i>with about 30 seconds left in the game.</i>
813
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,801
<i>- Time is running out for the Eagles.
- Go, Eagles!</i>
814
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,321
<i>Quarterback Ryan Edwards
really needs to make a move here</i>
815
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,771
<i>or this game is over.</i>
816
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,845
I know they're gonna put me in.
They've gotta put me in!
817
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,610
Time out! Time out!
818
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,964
<i>Time out, Eagles. Fourth and 15
with nine seconds remaining in the game.</i>
819
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,085
<i>Substitution, Eagles.</i>
820
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,688
All right, boys. It's time for the big A.
821
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,280
I'm gonna crush them.
I'm bringing the pain!
822
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,244
- The Alvinator is in the house!
- Are you sure about this?
823
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,761
Fourth and 10, Xan.
We need to go with the secret weapon.
824
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:50,290
Trips right, Alpha left, motion on me.
Time to make history, boys.
825
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,845
- Ready!
- Break!
826
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,165
Defense!
827
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,727
- This ain't no dance, baby!
- I'm taking you down, Jennifer!
828
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,128
You're the one going down, ratface.
829
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:08,528
I'm gonna crack you like an acorn
and eat you for dinner,
830
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,211
with somefava beans and a nice Chianti.
831
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,040
Is he talking about myfather?
832
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,529
A-42! A-42!
833
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,641
Hut!
834
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,162
Incoming!
835
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,604
<i>- Yeah!
- Touchdown, Eagles!</i>
836
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,405
Oh, yeah. Come on!
That's what I'm talking about.
837
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,045
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
838
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,491
And I love how awesome I am.
839
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,087
<i>Final score, Eagles 15, Warriors 14.</i>
840
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,409
What do you think about that,
suckers? Oh, yeah!
841
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,364
In your faces!
That's what I'm talking about.
842
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,244
You're like the Randy Moss of chipmunks.
843
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,886
Yeah! Give me an "A." Give me an "L."
844
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,923
Give me a "V." Give me an "I."
Give me an "N."
845
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,362
- What does that spell? Awesome!
- Way to go, Alvin!
846
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,370
- I'm the king of the world!
- Party with the MVP!
847
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,562
- Oh, yeah!
- Party with Alvin!
848
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,967
- You got that right.
- Everybody to the beach house!
849
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,406
Let's do it!
850
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,291
- Alvin! Alvin!
- Alvin! Alvin!
851
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,447
- Alvin! Alvin!
- Alvin! Alvin!
852
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:19,681
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
853
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,484
- Chipettes! Chipettes!
- Chipettes! Chipettes!
854
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,241
So, look, guys, I just want you to know
that I'm here for you.
855
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,006
There's plenty of time.
I'm gonna go find Alvin,
856
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,849
everything's gonna work out.
857
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,531
Thanks, Toby.
858
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,729
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Rubin.</i>
859
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,447
<i>Thank you, students. Thank you.</i>
860
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,730
<i>Welcome to our exciting
sing-off competition</i>
861
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,286
<i>between the Chipmunks and the Chipettes.</i>
862
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,768
<i>Now, remember, students,
there are no winners or losers.</i>
863
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,804
Yeah, remind me to tell the Chipmunks
that when we blow them off the stage.
864
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,163
<i>The group that we choose today will give
our school a chance to win $25,000</i>
865
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,089
<i>to save our music department.</i>
866
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,727
<i>So, without further ado,
I give you the Chipettes!</i>
867
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,886
This is it, girls. Can you believe it?
868
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,690
Brittany, your time to shine, baby.
Go out there and knock them dead.
869
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,564
Yes, sir! I can do it!
870
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,811
You two, I just want to let you know
not to get in Brittany's way.
871
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,607
Okay.
872
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,609
Like what you see? Call Ian Hawke.
310-555-5309.
873
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,681
Don't worry, Simon. Alvin will walk
through that door any minute now.
874
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,241
Alvin!
875
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,170
I am back!
876
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,371
- Girls, that's for us.
- Thank you so much.
877
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,050
Thank you. Thank you.
878
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,407
<i>Well done, ladies. And now,</i>
879
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:48,130
<i>let's hear it for a group
that will rock you like a hurricane.</i>
880
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,768
<i>At least that's what
many of you students have told me.</i>
881
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,048
<i>Here they are, the Chipmunks!</i>
882
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:00,004
Hey, you know they say there's no "I"
in the word "team," and they're right.
883
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:03,010
But you know what there is an "I" in?
"Alvin. "
884
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,009
Sucks to be you. Girls!
885
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,929
Sadly, he's correct.
886
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,929
- Did you find him?
- Guys.
887
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,481
Sorry, I searched the whole perimeter.
888
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,967
And I don't know why,
but the team's not back yet.
889
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,923
Well, what should we do?
890
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,400
I would...
891
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,563
I would ask someone who's not me.
892
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,285
I know what we should do.
893
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,249
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
894
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,601
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
895
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:44,931
<i>Hi, everyone.</i>
896
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,604
<i>Our brother Alvin couldn't be here today.</i>
897
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,847
<i>The thing is,
we've never performed without Alvin.</i>
898
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:59,328
<i>And we're not starting now.</i>
899
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,287
<i>You can't have only two little pigs.</i>
900
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,721
<i>You can't have only two musketeers.</i>
901
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,730
<i>So, you know
you can't have only two Chipmunks.</i>
902
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,686
<i>Thank you.</i>
903
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,164
I'll take you home.
904
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:40,202
Hear that, girls?
That is the sound of success.
905
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,407
<i>I realize how devastated
you Chipmunk fans must be.</i>
906
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,081
<i>So, I guess that means that the Chipettes</i>
907
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,531
<i>- will be representing West Eastman...
- Come on, girls.</i>
908
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,210
Let's take a victory lap.
909
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,569
Hey, come on, guys. Let's go.
910
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,763
- Brit, we have to.
- Let's go.
911
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,400
Yeah! Let them know!
912
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,650
Thank you. Thanks.
913
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,971
Life is good.
914
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,927
Especially when you're not a loser.
915
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:26,850
Hey, guys! I'm here!
916
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,127
Guys?
917
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,081
Great.
918
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,124
They're gone, Alvin.
919
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,723
They're never gonna forgive me.
920
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,085
You know, Alvin, Ian was right.
921
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,328
You don't care about anyone but yourself.
922
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,883
And by the way,
I never wanted to win this way.
923
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,601
Simon? Theodore?
924
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,369
Simon, are you awake?
925
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,047
Theo?
926
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,321
Theo!
927
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,849
Theodore? Theodore?
928
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,484
Theodore, I don't blame you
for being mad...
929
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,849
"I ran away from home.
930
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,045
"Don't look for me at the zoo,
'cause I'm not there. "
931
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,685
Oh, no, Theodore.
932
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,205
Hello? Meerkatfamily?
933
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,611
Oh, brother.
934
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,810
Is anyone home?
935
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,529
My name is Theodore.
I'd like to be in yourfamily.
936
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,605
Maybe they're hiding.
937
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,051
Don't be afraid!
938
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,684
You are not a meerkat.
939
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,606
Toby, you take the lions,
the tigers and the bears.
940
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,609
Simon and I will take the butterfly room.
941
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,251
Nice eagle.
942
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,283
- Theo!
- Don't move, Theodore!
943
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,405
No problem there.
944
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,325
Hang in there! Hang in there, little guy!
945
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,283
We're gonna get you out of there!
946
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,208
Okay, okay, we need a plan.
We need a carefully executed plan.
947
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,685
Or you could just run in there
like a maniac.
948
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,329
- Theo, watch out!
- Hi, I'm Theodore.
949
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,406
Hey, birdie! Over here! Are you hungry?
950
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,727
'Cause this "A" stands for "appetizer"!
951
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,481
Let's all just relax
and we'll talk this out. Okay?
952
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:23,282
Look, I get why you want Theodore. I do.
953
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,691
But, I'm sorry, I can't let that happen.
954
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,764
He's my brother. Not that he'd know that,
955
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,850
because I've been such a big jerk lately.
956
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,611
If anyone deserves to be eaten, it's me.
957
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,330
Not literally!
958
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,851
I got you, Alvin!
959
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,361
Move it!
960
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:50,645
- Theo.
- Help!
961
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,128
Guys, it's a wedge-tail eagle.
962
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,368
Their only mortal enemy
is the pygmy elephant.
963
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,403
Luckily, I speak a little pachyderm.
964
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,691
I think it's working!
965
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,566
Or not!
966
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,965
Guys, that was huge.
967
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,451
He's right.
968
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,929
So, are we back to one for all
and three for one?
969
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,402
Come on, Simon. Hug it out.
970
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,364
You know I'm sorry, Si.
971
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,730
Si? Don't make me have to kiss you!
972
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,808
Because I'll do it. I don't care.
973
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,607
Here come the lips.
Make-out train is leaving the station.
974
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,967
- Think I'll take that hug.
- Guys.
975
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:57,524
<i>Interested? Call Ian Hawke. 310-555-5309.</i>
976
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,725
Deloris,
get me that Ian Hawke on the phone.
977
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,211
- There you are...
- Hi.
978
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,926
...my sweet little moneymakers.
979
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,721
Do you remember when I told you
that I would make you all big stars?
980
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,444
- Yeah.
- Well,
981
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,764
guess who's opening up for Britney
Spears at the Staples Center tonight?
982
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,081
- Yeah!
- Pinch me. Am I dreaming? Oh, my gosh.
983
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,965
Wait, tonight?
We'll miss the school contest.
984
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,046
That is correct.
You will miss the school contest.
985
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,527
You're so smart.
I can never get anything past you.
986
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,166
It was never about
that stupid school contest.
987
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:38,330
It was always about
making Brittany a star.
988
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,168
That's what you wanted, right?
989
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,768
- Well, yeah.
- Well, tonight's your big chance.
990
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,964
It's all about you, Brittany.
991
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,242
What about Jeanette and Eleanor?
992
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,125
Yeah, well, they can sing backup.
I got them some stuff, too.
993
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,447
Hey!
994
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,042
But we're her sisters.
995
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,404
And the three of us sing together
or not at all.
996
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,045
Okay, fine. All I really need is the B-girl.
997
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,361
Ian, I won't do it without them.
998
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,604
Okay. Fine, fine. Let's move on to plan B.
999
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,648
- Okay! Who likes barbecue?
- Barbecue?
1000
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,889
Because I know this awesome little
barbecue restaurant in the Valley
1001
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,889
that makes the best roasted chipmunk.
1002
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,169
Real tasty.
1003
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,601
Unless, of course, you wanna sing.
1004
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:41,447
<i>Welcome to West Eastman, and thank you
for supporting music in our schools.</i>
1005
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,882
<i>Now, remember,
the group you pick tonight</i>
1006
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,685
<i>will win $25,000 for their school!</i>
1007
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,047
<i>Now, we've got alot of acts,
and we have to turn the heat off at 9:30,</i>
1008
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:55,562
<i>so without any further ado,
representing Orange Grove,</i>
1009
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,048
<i>put your hands together for Li'l Rosero!</i>
1010
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,163
So, we meet again.
1011
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,611
What? You want a piece of this, eagle?
1012
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,562
- Ian Hawke?
- I'll take that.
1013
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,523
I didn't realize
I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.
1014
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,324
<i>- Alvin?
- Brittany?</i>
1015
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,046
<i>Yeah, could you guys fill in for us?</i>
1016
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,449
<i>We're not gonna be able
to perform tonight.</i>
1017
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,723
What about the music department?
The whole school is counting on you.
1018
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,003
<i>I know. I know.
I should have listened to you about Ian.</i>
1019
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,761
- Don't tell me!
- Yep. He locked us in a cage.
1020
01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,565
What? This is the biggest you have?
1021
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,364
I had my assistant call
and ask for the biggest limo.
1022
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,766
This is not the biggest limo you have.
1023
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,723
I'll go break the news to Dr. Rubin.
1024
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,003
- Brittany?
- Alvin, don't move!
1025
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,531
You got it!
1026
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:13,122
Brittany, I'm coming to get you.
Simon, tell Jeanette how to pick the lock.
1027
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:14,241
Roger that!
1028
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,051
Oh, man. I need to get to the girls, fast!
1029
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:19,166
I know how!
1030
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:36,209
Jeanette, focus. The third number is
notoriously the hardest to crack.
1031
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,402
I'm assuming it's a prime number,
but we can't assume...
1032
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:42,650
Simon! The first two numbers were ones.
I got to go with one.
1033
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,250
- It opened!
- All right, girls.
1034
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,442
Ian's coming. Put the phone back. Hurry!
1035
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:49,689
- Get ready to befabulous.
- We're ready.
1036
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:50,881
Yeah, you better be.
1037
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,163
Because tonight's performance is
going to put me back on top.
1038
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,565
<i>Next up, please welcome Charice!</i>
1039
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:25,524
Driver-man, take me to the arena.
VIP entrance.
1040
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:31,327
How about a little moon roof action?
Moon roofs are go!
1041
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,483
Rooves? Moon roof. Roofs? Rooves?
1042
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:37,806
Champagne. Don't mind if I do.
1043
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,609
You know why I don't mind if I do?
1044
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:46,363
Because tonight, we've got to toast
to a very special someone
1045
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:47,845
named me.
1046
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,281
They said I couldn't do it.
They said I'd never bounce back.
1047
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:56,009
Guess what? Time to kiss my sweet...
1048
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,806
Oh, yeah.
1049
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:03,567
A toast to the ladies who're gonna make
the world forget about the Chip...
1050
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:08,169
- What...
- See you!
1051
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,330
No. No, no, no! No!
1052
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,848
What are you doing? Alvin!
1053
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,364
Hi, Ian! Good to see you!
You never write!
1054
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,290
- No! Brittany... No!
- Come on, girls!
1055
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,323
I signed a contract!
1056
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,931
- Jump, Jeanette!
- Wait!
1057
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,128
- I'm not really good at...
- I got you.
1058
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,924
I'm dead if you don't perform!
1059
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,530
- Punch it, Alvin!
- You got it!
1060
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,290
- No! Don't!
- Hey, Ian!
1061
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,641
In the words of the Donald,
"You're fired! "
1062
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,966
Alvin!
1063
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:47,002
Hey! Hey. Hey, guys.
Any sign of Alvin yet? Huh?
1064
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,122
No. No Alvin, and no Chipettes.
1065
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,961
Just Dr. Rubin and, you know,
the entire school counting on us.
1066
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:57,685
Well... Yeah, you know, don't worry.
1067
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,041
Everything will work out-ish.
1068
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,610
- Faster, Alvin!
- Don't worry.
1069
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,166
I'm gonna get a little help
from my friend Digger!
1070
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:15,650
- Roger that, Alvin!
- Look out!
1071
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,124
Feels like I'm back at the race track.
1072
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,645
- Hey! Careful!
- Keep going! What are you doing?
1073
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:23,727
Yeah.
1074
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:27,322
Wait till I tell everybody back home
I saved Alvin Seville.
1075
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,847
I guess I owe you an apology about Ian.
1076
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,361
Stick with me, Brit.
I'll never steer you wrong.
1077
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,962
Oh, yeah. I'll never doubt you again.
1078
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,967
I gotta say, he is definitely persistent.
1079
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,481
- We have got to lose him.
- Hang on!
1080
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:52,004
I've got a plan.
Jump on the count of three.
1081
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,201
Three!
1082
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,920
That's it.
1083
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:56,690
I'm not really good with heights.
1084
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,609
Just hang on tight, Jeanette.
1085
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,404
Bring my girls right to me.
1086
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,763
- We need the remote.
- Guys, I know what to do.
1087
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,689
It's hats off to Ian.
1088
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,571
The remote!
1089
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:16,523
I can't reach it!
1090
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,483
I'm going for it. Grab my ankles.
1091
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,886
I got it!
1092
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,166
I got it.
1093
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,802
- Way to go, Jen!
- Nice work, Jeanette!
1094
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:34,608
Good going, Jen! Hey, Ian,
you were wrong. I don't need these!
1095
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,891
<i>- My bad!
- Adios, Ian!</i>
1096
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,766
<i>And now for our final act of the night.</i>
1097
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,201
<i>Now, listen, we've had
a last-second change to the line-up,</i>
1098
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,641
<i>but we don't think
you're gonna be too disappointed.</i>
1099
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:57,481
<i>Representing West Eastman,
it's the Chipmunks!</i>
1100
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:04,006
We may have to go out there, Theodore.
1101
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,810
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
1102
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,331
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
- Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
1103
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:10,521
- Chipmunks!
- Chipmunks!
1104
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,440
<i>Well, if there are no Chipmunks,
we're gonna have to move on. So now...</i>
1105
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,482
I don't wanna be booed again.
1106
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,769
<i>I'm sorry. We're gonna have to move on.</i>
1107
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:26,006
<i>Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! I...</i>
1108
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,888
<i>I'm not a Chipmunk, as you can see.</i>
1109
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,008
Play some music, you loser!
1110
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,804
- Play some music!
- Yeah!
1111
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,250
- More music!
- Play some music!
1112
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,486
<i>Okay, okay.</i>
1113
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,604
<i>Okay, okay, I got a song.
I got a song, I got a song.</i>
1114
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,002
<i>Ever since I met you</i>
1115
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,963
<i>I wanted to be your guy</i>
1116
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,921
<i>But as you've probably noticed</i>
1117
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,001
<i>I'm pathologically shy</i>
1118
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,247
<i>And standing on this stage right now
I think I'd rather die</i>
1119
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:19,001
<i>So I'm just gonna start by saying</i>
1120
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,451
<i>Hi</i>
1121
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,367
Hi.
1122
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,363
Now, that was huge.
1123
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,683
<i>Thank you. Thank you.
No, really. Thank you.</i>
1124
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:40,009
<i>- What the...
- The Chipettes are in the building!</i>
1125
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,520
<i>- It's the Chipettes!
- Alvin!</i>
1126
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:49,160
- Theo!
- Hello, West Eastman!
1127
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,325
I'm putting her down! Hang on!
1128
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:55,169
- Alvin!
- Double high-five, brother.
1129
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,042
High-five!
1130
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,129
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
representing West Eastman,</i>
1131
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,208
<i>it is my great pleasure...</i>
1132
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,084
This is such an honor.
1133
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,051
For you or for us?
1134
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,161
- For us.
- For us.
1135
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:10,725
Jinx! Double-jinx! Triple-jinx!
1136
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,171
Quadruple-jinx! Infinity-jinx!
1137
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:13,645
Guys! We get it.
1138
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:16,445
- Huddle up, gang.
- Okay, here's the plan.
1139
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,609
<i>I give you the Chipettes
and the Chipmunks!</i>
1140
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,446
- Dave!
- Dave!
1141
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,888
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1142
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,764
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1143
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:50,364
<i>Hey, everybody. It's clear
that we have a winner of the $25,000!</i>
1144
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,404
<i>And it's West Eastman High!
West Eastman High!</i>
1145
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,806
- Guys, we did it!
- Yeah!
1146
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,200
- Wow!
- Can you believe it?
1147
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,089
A little something
for the music department.
1148
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:02,800
All right!
1149
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,803
Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!
1150
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,281
Oh, yeah!
1151
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,166
- Chipettes! Chipettes!
- Chipettes! Chipettes!
1152
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,089
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
1153
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:17,491
<i>the Staples Center is proud
to welcome the Chipettes!</i>
1154
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:23,848
Hi, everyone.
I'm Jeanette. And I'm Eleanor.
1155
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:25,890
And I'm Brittany!
1156
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:28,687
And we're the Chipettes!
1157
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,450
- What?
- What is that?
1158
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:33,565
One, two, three.
1159
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:38,481
That's not the Chipettes!
1160
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,641
- Come on, lady.
- I know, I know. All right, I'm sorry.
1161
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,206
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry!
1162
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,446
I'm going!
1163
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,966
- Dave! You're dancing!
- You're moving good, Dave!
1164
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,366
- Yeah!
- Welcome home.
1165
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,562
So, did you miss us?
1166
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,809
- Of course I missed you. You're my boys.
- Cool!
1167
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,163
And, Dave, just think how much
you'd miss us if there were six of us.
1168
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:15,406
Alvin, what did you say?
1169
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,649
Well, the Chipettes needed
a place to crash, right?
1170
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,808
So, I said that you said
1171
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,924
they could stay with us
for as long as they needed to.
1172
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:27,647
- Alvin!
- Okay! This one's for Dave.
1173
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,366
Everybody,
shake what your mamma gave you!
1174
01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:08,850
Look at you. All ready for bed.
1175
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,607
Looks like the Chipettes
are a good influence.
1176
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:13,926
- Thanks, Dave.
- Thanks, Dave.
1177
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,246
Thanks, Dave.
1178
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,610
Okay, guys. Now lights out.
Good night, everybody.
1179
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:19,801
- Good night, Jeanette.
- Good night, Simon.
1180
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,285
Good night, Dave. Good night, Alvin.
1181
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,408
- Alvin?
- I'm not tired.
1182
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,488
Sorry, but you've got school tomorrow.
1183
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,406
Not tired.
1184
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,288
Alvin, come on. It's time for bed.
1185
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,731
- Not tired.
- Alvin?
1186
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,370
Still not tired. More awake. Tired.
1187
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:46,687
- Just kidding. Much more awake.
- Alvin, that's it.
1188
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,039
- Don't make me come over there.
- Okay.
1189
01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:56,522
Boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.
1190
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,121
Night, Dave.
1191
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,322
Alvin!
1192
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:19,769
Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more
rows of bleachers to go. Let's do it.
1193
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:43,803
All right, guys. All right. All right.
1194
01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:46,400
All right, I'm out. I'm out.
Is this necessary?
1195
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:49,410
Come on. Is that necessary? Is that...
1196
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,531
At least let me go back and get my purse.
1197
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:53,607
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