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<font color="#ffff80"><b>Fixed & Synced
by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick</b></font>
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<i>ALVIN: Are we rolling?</i>
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<i>Okay, we're rolling.</i>
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<i>Dave's birthday message,
take 1.</i>
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<i>Happy Birthday, Dave!</i>
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<i>We know how hard you've been
working on Ashley's album...</i>
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<i>so we thought it would be fun</i>
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<i>to surprise you
with a little party.</i>
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<i>Hey! I thought you said this
was a going-away party for us.</i>
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<i>Uh...</i>
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Take 2.
(CLAPS)
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<i>To celebrate your birthday...</i>
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<i>and The Chipettes leaving to
guest-judge American Idol...</i>
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<i>we thought we'd throw you
a small get...</i>
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<i>(PHONE RINGING)
Hold on, that's the DJ!</i>
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<i>Wait, "DJ"?</i>
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<i>Okay, fine, so it might be
a medium-sized get-together.</i>
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Alvin, did you
hire someone to build
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a half-pipe in the back yard?
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Of course not!
The party planner did.
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You hired a party planner?
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No, he did not hire
a "party planner."
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Oh, thank goodness.
For a minute there, I...
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lam an event planner.
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Marco, I'm done
giving you instructions.
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Oh, boy.
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<i>Dave, it's all good.
It's just us.</i>
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Nothing too cra...
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<i>ALVIN: Theodore!
You hit the flip button!</i>
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<i>Oops! Um, hi.</i>
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So, the guest list got
a little out of hand.
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SIMON: A little?
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<i>Dave, I had nothing
to do with this!</i>
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<i>Happy Birthday, Dave!
Whoo-hoo!</i>
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Redfoo is here?
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<i>Yeah, he is,
because I got him here.</i>
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<i>The Redfoo, from a little band
called The Foo Fighters.</i>
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<i>What?</i>
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<i>Well, there's no way
to sugarcoat it, Dave.</i>
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<i>The cops are here! Ow...</i>
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<i>And they're having a blast!</i>
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<i>Happy Birthday, Dave!</i>
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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This does wonders
for my glutes!
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ALVIN: This party is the least
we can do for you, Dave.
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<i>Yeah! Giving up
songwriting to produce?</i>
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<i>Buying a new house?</i>
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<i>We know you've done
all of this for us.</i>
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<i>We love you, Dave!</i>
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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<i>Happy Birthday, Dwayne.</i>
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<i>It's Dave!</i>
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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I got 40 cheese pizzas here
for a, uh, Theodore.
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Whoo-hoo! Pay the man, Si.
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Whoo!
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ALVIN: Redfoo!
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<i>You ready to rock this party
with a little Party Rock?</i>
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Oh, you like the classics.
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<i>But I got a new one for you,
Juicy Wiggle!</i>
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This is my jizz-am!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Ooh, cool!
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<i>? I walked into the party</i>
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<i>r I seen somethin' I never saw</i>
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<i>? Everybody was movin',
groovin'</i>
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<i>? Girls, they were
dancin' on the bar</i>
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<i>? Now this wasn't
no ordinary dance</i>
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<i>? Hey, man, why is everybody
swimmin' in a trance?</i>
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<i>? I couldn't figure it out
like your grandpa's riddle</i>
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<i>? I asked 'em what they doin'
and they said...</i>
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<i>ALL: ? Juicy wiggle!</i>
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<i>? Now move your hips
and dance like fish</i>
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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<i>MAN: ? Get juicy</i>
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<i>? Get juicy</i>
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<i>? Yeah, get juicy</i>
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<i>ALL: ? Get juicy</i>
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<i>? Get juicy</i>
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<i>? Get juicy</i>
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<i>ALVIN:? Get juicy!</i>
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<i>REDFOO:
? Two girls was shakin' it</i>
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<i>? I jumped in the middle</i>
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<i>? I asked 'em what we doin'
and they said...</i>
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<i>? Juicy Wiggle!</i>
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<i>? Get juicy</i>
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Oh, yeah! I'm in.
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Show 'em what you got, Theo!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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THEODORE: (EXCLAIMS) Whoo-hoo!
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<i>? Get juicy</i>
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He's so smooth.
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<i>? Yeah, get juicy</i>
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Whoo-whee!
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<i>? Now I done
just lost my mind</i>
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Is that safe?
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No, it is absolutely not.
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DAVID: What the...
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Um, excuse me, young lady?
The launch ramp is closed.
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MAN: Hey, Simon's gonna go!
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
No, no, no, I'm not going.
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I was just explaining
that this is really...
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(SCREAMS) High!
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(CROWD EXCLAIMS) Oh!
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(GASPS)
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That was awesome!
I'm definitely going again.
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(CHEERING)
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(SIGHS) Boys.
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Whoo!
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<i>? Get juicy ?</i>
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When I say "Party,"
you say "Alvin!"
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Party!
ALL: Alvin!
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Party!
Alvin!
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ALVIN: Party!
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Alvin!
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Um...
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Surprise?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, boy.
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Uh, if anyone needs us,
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we'll just be...
(WHISPERS) Across the country.
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Over there, come on.
Party's over.
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Oh, thank you.
Yeah, that's mine.
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Oh, you had to grab
one last one?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Enjoy that, yeah.
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Were you surprised?
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No, I wasn't surprised,
and you wanna know why?
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Because #Davesparty
was trending on Twitter.
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Nice!
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I mean, sorry.
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I know my work schedule
is tough???.
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But I thought you guys
were old enough
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to take care of yourselves.
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But I guess you're
not mature enough for that.
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That's insulting.
We are very mature.
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(THEODORE FARTS)
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(CHUCKLES) Sorry. Pizza toots.
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Look, I'm trying to start
a new chapter in my life.
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A more stable chapter...
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where you guys
aren't performing
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in a different city
every night.
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But, we love to perform.
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You can go back to that,
just not now, okay?
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I want you guys
to have a few years
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of being normal kids.
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But we're not
normal kids, Dave.
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ALVIN: Yeah...
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we're multi-platinum singing
chipmunks! Oops.
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Well, right now,
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you're acting like
a bunch of animals...
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who just threw a giant house
party without my permission.
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Does this mean
no miniature golf tomorrow?
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It should, and normally,
it would.
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But, you're gonna give us
one last chance, right?
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I think he means
our 158th last chance?
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Look, selfishly,
I wanna spend as much time
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with you guys as I can...
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before I have to go to.
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Ashley's album release
in Miami.
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Whoo-hoo!
We're going to Miami!
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<i>? Come on, shake
your body, baby, do the conga</i>
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<i>? I know you can't control
yourself any longer</i>
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<i>? Feel the rhythm of the music
getting stronger 4'</i>
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Theodore, get our Speedos!
Yeah!
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No, no Speedos.
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I'm going to Miami.
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I only got a plus one,
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so it wouldn't be fair
to pick favorites.
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Shh...
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We both know
I'm your favorite. (CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS) Alvin.
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Tied for favorite?
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You don't even have to
say with who.
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Blink once for Theodore,
twice for Simon.
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Got it, no favorites.
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SIMON: Wind, 35 degrees,
out of the northwest.
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Okay, tail up.
10, 10 degrees down.
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Shoulders up, shoulders down.
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Shoulders to the left,
shoulders to the right.
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Tail in, tail out.
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Ah. While we're young, Simon.
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Loosen the grip,
loosen the grip.
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Not too loose,
not too loose, Simon.
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Any day, now.
And...
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my concentration is broken.
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Now I have to start all over.
Oh, great!
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Let's start this
charade again.
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THEODORE: Oh, come on!
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This isn't the PGA Tour,
Simon.
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Exactly. But this
is what it's all about.
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Just 4 dudes
playing some golf.
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Actually, that reminds me,
uh...
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I invited a friend to join us.
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Oh, is this
the famous Samantha
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we've been hearing
so much about?
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It is.
SIMON: David!
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Ooh la la. (KISSING)
(CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)
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<i>? Dave and Samantha
sittin' in a tree... ?</i>
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Very funny, guys.
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Anyway, it's starting to feel
kind of serious, so...
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I thought an introduction
would be nice.
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You must really
like this girl, Dave.
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I do,
and I hope you guys do, too.
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Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours
is a girlfriend of ours.
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That sounded
way less weird in my head.
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You think?
(PHONE BEEPS)
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She's here.
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How do I look?
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Well, uh...
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You know? Looks. (CHUCKLES)
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Alvin! This is no time
for honesty.
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THEODORE: You look great,
Dave.
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That sweater makes you look
like a cozy grandpa.
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Thanks, Theodore.
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Okay, where was I?
Shoulders up, shoulders down.
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Oh, brother.
Hit the ball, already!
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Okay!
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SIMON: (GASPS)
Look at it soar!
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Follow me, come on guys!
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ALVIN: WOW.
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Awesome!
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Come on!
(THEODORE LAUGHS)
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ALVIN: Follow the ball!
Through the mouth!
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THEODORE: Open wide!
Whoo-hoo!
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SIMON: Hurry up!
(ALVIN SHOUTS)
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Hurry, Theodore!
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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SIMON: Turn, turn!
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My wind calculations
were accurate!
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Come On, guys!
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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It's a hole-in...
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(SHOUTING) No! Why?
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Excuse me,
that's my brother's ball.
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Oh, uh, this ball?
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No, no, this is my ball.
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What? I just hit
that beautiful shot.
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Tell you what,
let's compromise,
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and we'll call it...
no one's ball.
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ALVIN: Hey!
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I'm warning you.
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You mess with one of us,
you mess with all of us.
247
00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,207
Yeah!
Aw.
248
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,646
I'm terrified.
249
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,001
(MOCKINGLY) Ah!
250
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,646
What, what? Ouch! Wait!
251
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,847
What are you gonna do?
252
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,129
We will continue this
conversation when I'm back.
253
00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,971
MAN: Hey, dude,
it's your turn.
254
00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,166
Oh, yeah.
255
00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,124
Whatever!
I don't even need that ball!
256
00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,444
Si's right,
you're not worth it!
257
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,646
Yeah!
258
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,921
SIMON: Oh, Dave,
thank goodness.
259
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,041
ALVIN: Hey, Dave.
260
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,242
Hey, guys. This is Samantha.
261
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,323
Sam, these are my boys.
Hi.
262
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,925
Hi.
That's Theodore.
263
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,007
He might be the smallest,
264
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,127
but he's got
the biggest heart.
265
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,201
Hi.
266
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,845
Ooh, we've heard
a lot about you.
267
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,326
<i>Enchant?.</i>
268
00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,040
(LAUGHS) I can tell
that you're trouble.
269
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,965
If by "trouble,"
you mean "irresistible,"
270
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,690
then guilty as charged.
271
00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,241
Alvin, of course.
And there's Simon.
272
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,487
So, you're a doctor?
273
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,607
I am.
274
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,681
Did Dave mention that?
275
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,684
(CHUCKLES) No, you're wearing
a stethoscope.
276
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,561
Yes, I am.
That's embarrassing.
277
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,604
SIMON: Would it
be okay if I tried it?
278
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,006
Yeah, knock yourself out.
279
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,201
Oh, thank you.
280
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,243
Heart rate is smooth
and steady, 400 BPM.
281
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,731
So, it's beating?
282
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,245
Of course it's beating.
283
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,402
It's so nice to finally
meet you guys.
284
00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,927
Oh, and this is my son, Miles.
285
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,004
Son?
Oh, no.
286
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,206
You guys have a lot in common.
287
00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,611
Miles is also a musician.
288
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,966
Yeah, I've heard
you're pretty good.
289
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,047
Thanks, Mr. Seville.
290
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,281
Oh, brother.
291
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,601
We thought this
was the perfect place
292
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,245
for you guys to get to know
each other better.
293
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,402
DAVID: Yes, so behave, okay?
294
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,965
And Theo, get down from there.
295
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,286
<i>I'll get him.</i>
296
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,125
So, back to our conversation.
297
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,126
No hard feelings, huh?
298
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,291
Hey, YOU guys having fun?
299
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,442
(NERVOUSLY) Yeah, just
getting some cotton candy.
300
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,726
All right.
301
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,881
(SIMON CHATTERING)
302
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,281
This is not my idea of fun.
303
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,441
Mmm...
304
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,641
Yummy.
305
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,761
(SLURPS)
Theo!
306
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,090
SIMON: Alvin,
where did Theodore go?
307
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,561
ALVIN: I don't know, I haven't
seen him since the last hole.
308
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,807
What do you think?
309
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,327
Uh, 20 bucks seems like
a lot of money for a chipmunk.
310
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,766
He's a talking chipmunk.
311
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,241
Go on, plump and juicy,
say something.
312
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,924
Um, I also sing.
313
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,685
<i>? Ooh...</i>
314
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,851
<i>? Yeah, yeah, yeah... a'</i>
315
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,521
This isn't like Theo,
to wander off.
316
00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,641
I know.
317
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,046
MILES: Why don't you
check the river?
318
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,121
Chip shot!
319
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,641
Whoa!
320
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,166
Alvin, I found him.
321
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,209
Give us back our brother!
Yeah!
322
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,486
I just paid 20 bucks for him.
323
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,801
He's not for sale!
324
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,170
I want 40.
What?
325
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,526
He's a talking chipmunk.
326
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,681
I also sing.
327
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,484
Theo! You're not helping.
328
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,211
<i>? I like big butts
and I cannot lie</i>
329
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,845
<i>? You other
brothers can't deny</i>
330
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,843
<i>? When a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist</i>
331
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,121
<i>? And a round
thing in your face</i>
332
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,726
<i>? You get sprung,
wanna pull up tough</i>
333
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,171
<i>? 'Cause you notice
that butt was stuffed ?</i>
334
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,890
Ah. Fine!
335
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,645
ALVIN: I hope you're happy,
Theodore.
336
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,165
That was all of our allowance.
337
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,448
THEODORE: Sorry.
I was born to perform.
338
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,521
Great news, fellas.
339
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,165
You get to hang
with Miles all day.
340
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,688
And the hits
just keep on coming. Oh.
341
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,330
Sam got a page
from the hospital,
342
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,323
so I'm going to take you four
to the studio with me.
343
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,527
All right, be good.
344
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,681
Bye, Mom.
Bye, honey.
345
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,767
Don't forget your stethoscope.
346
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,887
Oh, yeah.
SAMANTHA: Oh.
347
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,007
You know what? Keep it.
348
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,081
SIMON: Thanks.
349
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,201
Break a leg.
350
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,205
That doesn't really apply
to doctors, Dave.
351
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,487
Right.
352
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,686
Good luck!
353
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,008
You kind of hope your heart
surgeon doesn't need luck.
354
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,889
Uh... Have fun!
355
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,921
(CHUCKLES) Nailed it!
356
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,085
Look, paparazzi.
357
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,729
I guess they heard
we were coming.
358
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,726
Hey, guys!
Ah, it is good to see you.
359
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,967
Can you get one more
from this side?
360
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,246
Yeah.
361
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,084
Guys, they aren't
here for you, come on.
362
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,607
There she is! Ashley!
363
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,246
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
364
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,566
<i>? Oh my love
Let me be your fire</i>
365
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:40,002
<i>? We're a thousand miles up
And I'm 'bout to get higher</i>
366
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,970
<i>? Feel my heart beating
Out my chest</i>
367
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,129
<i>? You're the only prayer I
need To make me feel blessed</i>
368
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,483
<i>? Oh my love
Let me be your fire</i>
369
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,609
<i>? We're a thousand miles up
And I'm 'bout to get higher 4'</i>
370
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,889
Hey!
What the heck?
371
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,804
Oh, nice, Miles.
Ugh! Yuck!
372
00:13:58,920 --> 00:13:59,921
(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)
373
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,087
Oh, no!
Hey!
374
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,521
Ow!
(EXCLAIMING)
375
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,045
Hey, down here!
376
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,281
Watch it, hey!
377
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,885
That's my tail!
ASHLEY: Excuse me.
378
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,089
First, can you guys apologize
for trampling my friends?
379
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,602
Aw, sorry about that, guys.
380
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,886
Thank you, Ashley.
Sure.
381
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,121
MAN: Miss Grey, when
are you going back on tour?
382
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,801
Miss Grey, over here.
383
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,847
Oh, hey, you know what?
384
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,246
Let me,
let me get this for you.
385
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,327
Oh, you know,
I think it's "Push."
386
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,809
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah,
you know, of course.
387
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,610
Whoa. Okay.
388
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,647
Looks like Mr. Macho isn't
as cool as he thinks he is.
389
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,483
<i>? Hey! Hello, you know
You're making me love sick</i>
390
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,443
<i>? You like my dynamite
I'm like tick tick a'</i>
391
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,851
Oh, man.
392
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,923
I didn't realize
how boring it is
393
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,650
to be on this side
of the glass.
394
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,965
Yeah, why aren't
you guys in there?
395
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,487
I thought you were, like,
super famous or something?
396
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,601
One day, you're throwing back
pink lemonades
397
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,330
on Diddy's yacht
in Saint-Tropez...
398
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,686
THEODORE: Ooh, jackpot!
399
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,842
and the next,
you're eating stale chips
400
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,206
you find in the couch.
401
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,044
(SIGHS) I miss it.
402
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,528
Uh, uh... Theodore, couch
chips are for talent only.
403
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,807
Oh.
404
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,121
Really, Barry?
405
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,325
All right, you can keep it.
Just don't tell anyone, okay?
406
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,010
Whoo-hoo! Yum.
407
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,681
<i>SAMANTHA'. We did it!</i>
408
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,121
We successfully introduced
our kids to each other.
409
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,328
And then, you performed
open-heart surgery.
410
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,931
Please, after being
a single mom
411
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,729
and a med student,
I could do this in my sleep.
412
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,521
And I wore my stethoscope
out again, didn't I?
413
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,485
I thought it was cute.
414
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,246
And I like people to know
I'm dating a doctor.
415
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,245
All right, I guess my life
416
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,522
is a little more hectic
than I'd like to admit.
417
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,681
I get it.
418
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,251
So, I have to ask. The boys?
419
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,641
Are they, like,
your adopted kids, or...
420
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,847
How does that work?
421
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,241
I don't know, I never really
thought about it.
422
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,841
What?
423
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,205
They're lucky to have you.
424
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,321
Crazy idea.
425
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,210
Have you ever been to Miami?
426
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,726
(AMERICAN IDOL THEME PLAYING)
427
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,765
<i>MAN: This is American Idol!</i>
428
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,243
<i>I'm sorry
to have to do this...</i>
429
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,562
<i>but you're going to Hollywood!</i>
430
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,202
Ah. I've always
wanted to say that!
431
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,091
Why did they get to move out
and do all this cool stuff?
432
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,401
Uh, well, Alvin...
433
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,324
girls are
scientifically proven
434
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,925
to mature faster than boys.
435
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,241
ALVIN: Ah, whatever.
436
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,807
Hey, guys.
437
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,887
SIMON: Dave!
THEODORE: Hi.
438
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,291
Sorry I'm late.
I had to pick up
439
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,401
a few things on the way home.
440
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,443
ALVIN: No worries,
we've just been ruminating
441
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,085
on why we still live at home.
442
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,765
So, what'd you guys
think of Samantha?
443
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,967
Oh, she's awesome.
444
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,167
We loved her.
445
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,602
Ooh, leftovers.
446
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,721
(GRUNTING)
447
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,724
Ooh, I can't wait.
448
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,963
Oh, I can taste it.
Yes! Yummy.
449
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,927
Oh. I can't eat this.
450
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,050
Whoa! That is a serious
engagement ring.
451
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,926
Wait a second. That means
Dave is going to ask
452
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,809
Samantha to marry him.
453
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,769
Hold on, we don't know that.
454
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,610
They've only been together
a few months,
455
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,449
so you're probably
overreacting.
456
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,601
But what if it's true?
457
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,166
Uh-oh. Here he comes.
458
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,321
Act casual.
459
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,921
(CHANTING)
460
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,331
DAVID: Huh.
What are you guys doing?
461
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,087
Uh, yoga. Downward munk?
462
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,207
Well, that's great
to hear that
463
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,964
you guys like Samantha,
because???.
464
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,963
She's gonna become
a big part of my life.
465
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,521
Oh, and good news.
466
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,483
My plus one
isn't going to waste.
467
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,529
She is coming
to Miami with me.
468
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,961
(CLUCKS)
469
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,968
I'm standing right here.
I can hear what he's saying.
470
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,244
I've always wanted a mom.
471
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,321
ALVIN: Guys...
472
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:55,007
if Samantha is our mom,
that makes Miles...
473
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,241
Our brother.
474
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,005
THEODORE: No!
475
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,842
Deep breaths, Theodore.
In and out.
476
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,570
It's going to be okay.
477
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,245
What are we gonna do?
478
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,526
ALVIN: Guys, it's time.
479
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,571
Operation ring retrieval
is a go.
480
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,688
No ring, no proposal.
481
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,047
No proposal, no Miles.
482
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,730
Theo, fall in line, soldier.
483
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,370
Oh, brother.
484
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,521
(CAWING)
485
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,407
Alvin, what...
Are we doing a charade?
486
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,404
Oh, cool. Two words.
487
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,050
No.
488
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,210
First down? What are you...
489
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,609
Two syllables. Sounds like.
490
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,886
Is it a movie? First word.
491
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,041
A song?
492
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,201
Angry.
(GROWLS) Get over here.
493
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,361
Okay-
494
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,244
Still no idea
what you're saying.
495
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,086
Theodore, you keep
an eye on Dave.
496
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,089
Simon and I will get the ring.
497
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,881
(MOANS)
498
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,725
(GRUNTS)
Uh-oh.
499
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,049
(GRUNTS) There you are.
500
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,171
Alvin, grab this.
501
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,490
(GRUNTING)
502
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,121
(SNEEZES)
503
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,251
Let's do this.
504
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,481
Yes!
505
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,409
The bag's gone.
No.
506
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,489
You mean that bag over there?
507
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,446
ALVIN: And I'm back to "Yes."
508
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,567
(ALARM RINGS)
Uh-oh.
509
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,641
And right back to "No."
510
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,444
Abort. Abort. Let's go.
511
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,967
Guys...
512
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,210
what are you doing in here?
513
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,922
Uh... Well... We...
514
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,327
just wanted to spend
as much time as possible
515
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,522
with you before
you left for Miami.
516
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,761
Yeah.
517
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,610
All right.
I'll make breakfast.
518
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,842
Whoo-hoo! I love breakfast.
519
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,451
Alvin, grab it.
520
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,486
Ooh, ooh, Belgian waffles,
pancakes. So excited.
521
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,841
Okay, guys...
522
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,480
Miss Price from next door,
she's gonna peek in on you...
523
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,801
make sure you're all right.
524
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,485
What? She's nuts.
525
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,881
We should be the ones
checking in on her.
526
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,804
Well, after that big party
you guys threw...
527
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,530
I don't feel very comfortable
with you guys
528
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,449
staying here unsupervised.
You got it?
529
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,521
(BELL RINGS)
530
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,971
Oh, that must be
Samantha and Miles.
531
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,081
(COUGHING)
532
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,321
Miles?
533
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,323
Yeah, he's going to stay
with you guys for a few days.
534
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,960
So, you don't feel comfortable
leaving us alone,
535
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,249
but you're okay leaving us
with that psychopath?
536
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,765
No, he's a great kid.
537
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,921
It'll be fun.
538
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,286
You know, it'll be, uh,
539
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,328
a good bonding experience
for you guys.
540
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,767
Uh, I'm pretty sure
Miles would interpret
541
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,684
"bonding experience"
as super-gluing us together.
542
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,401
Hi.
543
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,726
Wow. Great place.
544
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,041
Oh, thanks.
545
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,440
Make yourself at home.
546
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,170
<i>Mi casa, su casa.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)</i>
547
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:03,046
Thank you, David, that's very
generous of you to open your home.
548
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,408
Wow. That's really impressive.
549
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,205
I actually don't
speak Spanish.
550
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,521
SIMON: He said that it's
very generous
551
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,011
of you to open your home.
(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
552
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,488
I also speak Spanish.
553
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,961
And you're not fooling anyone
with your good boy routine.
554
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,043
I'm fooling everyone.
555
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,529
They have no idea that I'm going
to make you my personal servant.
556
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,647
(MILES LAUGHS)
557
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,366
All right. I guess this is it.
Have a great weekend, guys.
558
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,521
And boys...
559
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,887
try to show me you can handle
some independence, okay?
560
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,007
All right, bye, sweetie.
Be good.
561
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,206
Okay.
562
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,964
All right. Here we go.
563
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,963
I can feel the bonding
happening already.
564
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,041
(LAUGHS)
565
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,806
We're gonna be doing
tons of bonding.
566
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,085
Where's the Super Glue?
567
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,408
(MUSIC PLAYING)
568
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,248
ALVIN: Miles, if we're going
to make this work,
569
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,606
we need to talk.
570
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,966
Feels like it's working.
571
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,571
But, good talk.
572
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,722
You can't shut us out forever.
573
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,245
He means emotionally, but...
574
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,811
I want to focus
on the physically
575
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,570
shutting us out
of our own home part.
576
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,006
I have to pee.
577
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,161
You guys are so naive.
578
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,408
Trust me, this thing with
Dave and my mom is temporary.
579
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,564
If by temporary you mean,
"till death do they part"...
580
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,330
then yeah. Totally temporary.
581
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,847
What are you talking about?
582
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,968
He's talking
about marriage, Miles.
583
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,286
Wedding bells.
584
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,529
Dave liked it and he's
gonna put a ring on it.
585
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,966
A bag of tissue.
586
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,610
What?
Scandalous.
587
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,807
It's gone.
588
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,371
Uh. He must have
packed the ring
589
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,771
last night before bed.
590
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,081
(GASPS) He's going to
propose to Samantha in Miami.
591
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,611
So you think we're
all gonna become, like,
592
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,205
one big happy family?
593
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,362
No one said happy.
No offense to your mom.
594
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,885
She actually seems
quite wonderful.
595
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,287
Yeah. It's you
we're not thrilled about.
596
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,646
Well, the feeling is mutual.
597
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,689
And you guys
can keep Dave too.
598
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,881
My dad died when I was little
599
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,291
and I've done
just fine without one.
600
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,211
Oh. I'm sorry, Miles.
601
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,284
Don't be. I didn't know him.
602
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,365
If Dave and my mom
do get married...
603
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,441
they'll wanna have
their own kids.
604
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,204
And you're not even
Dave's real sons...
605
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,361
you're just a bunch
of chipmunks
606
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,566
that he calls his kids.
607
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,641
Before you guys know it,
608
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,051
you'll be back
out in the forest.
609
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,169
Holding your nuts all winter.
610
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,247
Hey.
611
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,964
First of all,
that's what squirrels do.
612
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,485
We are chipmunks.
613
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,005
Um, Alvin,
chipmunks do that too.
614
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,964
And the fact that
I didn't know that...
615
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,243
is exactly why we cannot
end up back in the forest.
616
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,970
But... Dave wouldn't
do that to us.
617
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,081
MILES: He already has.
618
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,721
Why do you think you guys are
here and my mom's in Miami?
619
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,690
Meeting of the Munks.
620
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,690
I don't want Miles to be right
any more than you do,
621
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,330
but it all kind of lines up.
622
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,565
New job, new house,
new girlfriend, new family.
623
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,683
I don't want to go back
to the forest.
624
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,640
And I am definitely not going
to end up related to that guy.
625
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,370
(BELCHING)
626
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,250
Hmm. Nice form.
627
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,886
Here's the deal, Miles.
628
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,441
We all go to Miami
to stop this proposal...
629
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,604
and then we never have to
see each other again.
630
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,927
I'm in.
631
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,844
Can't get you chipmunks
out of my life fast enough.
632
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,809
That's the smartest thing
you've said
633
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,291
since we met you.
634
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,081
THEODORE: Are you sure there's
635
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,201
enough money
in your piggy bank?
636
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,770
Guys, it's a credit card.
637
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,604
We'll get 4 tickets.
Stop worrying.
638
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,091
Hello, boys.
639
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,366
ALL: Hey, Miss Price.
640
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,682
I'm supposed to be
keeping an eye on you...
641
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,089
So I think I'll use...
642
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,681
this one.
643
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,521
(LAUGHING)
644
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,042
How are we gonna get to Miami
if she's gonna be watching us?
645
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,965
Guys, I have a plan.
646
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,289
(GROANS) The 4 words
society fears most.
647
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,725
I can't believe that worked.
648
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,325
It wasn't so much me
649
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,926
as it was the peanuts
dipped in cough syrup.
650
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,560
(SNORING GENTLY)
651
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,766
That's really messed up.
652
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,404
Respect.
Thank you!
653
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,563
Alvin, these aren't
even chipmunks.
654
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,721
They're squirrels.
655
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,325
ALVIN: Beggars
can't be choosers.
656
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,688
Besides, once we put them
in the shirts
657
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,649
from the Alvin, Simon
and Theodore dolls...
658
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,491
Miss Price won't be able to
tell the difference.
659
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,160
Yeah, let's do it.
660
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,567
Ooh, oh... I get to change me!
661
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,367
I can't believe
I maxed out my mom's
662
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,771
entire card
in this one ticket.
663
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,082
We're fine.
Just stick to the plan.
664
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,244
I'm starting to think I should
go through cargo with Theo.
665
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,361
Shh.
666
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,124
Be silent. Be still.
667
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,364
And you. Get in there.
668
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,521
Ow! Easy!
669
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,727
Both of you guys.
ALVIN: Watch the zipper.
670
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,801
Next!
671
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,763
Who knows what
you're carrying in this thing.
672
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,441
(MEOWS)
673
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,280
(DOGS BARKING)
674
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,806
Go on through.
675
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,487
Whoa!
676
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,441
What's that?
677
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,646
That is a...
stuffed Alvin doll.
678
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,327
You know, from that lame
singing chipmunks group.
679
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,281
Um, yeah.
680
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,648
I'm gonna need to see what's
in that backpack, please.
681
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,801
Oh, no.
682
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,645
<i>Yeah. (GRUNTS)</i>
683
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,171
Um, it's just a doll.
684
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,651
Chucky was just a doll.
685
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,326
<i>(CLEARS THROAT)</i>
686
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,483
This is Alvin.
It's what the "A" is for.
687
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,331
He does a lot of bending
and back up.
688
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,365
He does splits.
689
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,521
(ALVIN SQUEALS)
690
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,004
He can twist.
691
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,322
Like Linda Blair almost.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
692
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,251
You can use it
as a weight-loss device.
693
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,646
(GURGLING)
694
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,401
I can feel the sweat.
695
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,564
It even talks.
696
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,520
It says,
"I'm a dumb stupid-head."
697
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:39,523
Sorry, the batteries
might be a bit low.
698
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,444
Ow! I'm a dumb stupid-head!
699
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,561
(LAUGHS)
700
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,886
So, he's... Ow!
701
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,246
And it bites.
702
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,890
I think that was just
a design flaw.
703
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,451
There's probably a recall.
704
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,371
You can put the doll
back in the bag.
705
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:54,927
Not the dark place!
706
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,081
What I am gonna need...
707
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,288
is for you to take a step
right over there...
708
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,728
because we're gonna need to
do a quick body search.
709
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,927
Body search?
710
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,127
Body search!
711
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,770
ALVIN: Good luck, Simon!
Yeah.
712
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,481
Okay-
713
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,724
(GASPS)
Oh, no.
714
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,405
Where to hide, where to hide?
715
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,721
Relax.
716
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,450
Put your arms out.
They're out.
717
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,561
(MOANS SOFTLY)
718
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,131
One last spot to get.
719
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,247
SIMON: I don't wanna
go to jail.
720
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,731
I don't wanna go to jail!
(GASPS)
721
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,640
That's not mine.
722
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,490
You just holding it
for a friend?
723
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,009
SIMON: No, no,
not that, not that. (GRUNTS)
724
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,084
I don't get paid enough.
725
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,241
Get out of here.
726
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,001
<i>ALVIN: Real smooth, Simon.</i>
727
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,607
I'm sorry!
I just, I got so nervous.
728
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,727
You are lucky I don't flush
729
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,961
the both of you
down the toilet!
730
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,003
SIMON: Well, I'm glad we sent
Theodore to Baggage.
731
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,607
He never would have
made it through Security.
732
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,606
Wow! Hi, everyone!
733
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,009
Cold in here, isn't it?
734
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,844
THEODORE: Whoa!
(EXCLAIMING)
735
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,689
(SCREAMS)
736
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,929
Miles, will you ask
a flight attendant
737
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,445
for some peanuts?
We're hungry.
738
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,329
Yeah. I too would
love a water.
739
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,528
But no ice.
It's supposed to be filthy.
740
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,641
Ooh, which reminds me.
741
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,721
(SINGSONG) Germs,
germs, go away,
742
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,086
don't come back
any other day, okay.
743
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,969
Shut up and stay out of sight.
744
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,167
SIMON: Hey! Easy!
745
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,446
It smells in here.
746
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,365
If you're not gonna feed us,
I'm going to forage.
747
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,851
Not a great idea, Alvin.
748
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,804
We're not legitimate
passengers!
749
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,641
(SNIFFS) Ugh!
750
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,210
Oops! Sorry!
751
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,321
(GASPS)
752
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,365
I didn't mean to startle you.
753
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,648
(CHUCKLES) I'm not startled.
754
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,331
It's just you're...
755
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,481
You're you.
756
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,801
(CHUCKLES) I am me.
757
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,002
And, you know,
if you have a pen...
758
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,811
I'm always happy to
sign an autograph for a fan.
759
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,245
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
760
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,485
I'm not a fan.
761
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,921
Okay-
762
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,525
Well, um, I'll be seeing you.
763
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,720
Excuse me! Pardon me!
Coming through.
764
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,726
Now where in this tin can
can I get some snacks?
765
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,843
On, baby!
766
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,886
(GRUNTING)
767
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,924
Hi! I'm Theodore.
768
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,561
Shh.
(MONKEY CHATTERS)
769
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,250
Inside voice.
770
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,961
Please stop.
771
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,361
You're gonna make
the other animals nervous!
772
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,203
Uh, okay, I'll let you out.
773
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,727
But you have to promise
to go back in before we land.
774
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,081
(CHATTERS)
775
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,401
(GRUNTS)
776
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,964
Got it. There you go!
777
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,561
Oh! Thank you, friend.
778
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,761
(SCREECHING)
779
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,121
Hey!
780
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,928
Please, everyone relax!
781
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,447
Um, Mister Monkey? Wha...
782
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,090
Wait! Don't do that.
783
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,490
No. Bad monkey!
784
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,601
(MOCKING)
785
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,847
I asked you to stop!
786
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,331
Hey! Please!
787
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,164
I'm begging you, Monkey Man!
788
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,922
(CHOMPING)
789
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,283
(SLURPING)
790
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,081
What?
791
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,401
You've never seen a chipmunk
in first class before?
792
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,324
Uh, actually, I recently flew
next to The Chipettes
793
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,771
and they were ladies.
794
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,850
<i>Hey. Don't judge me.
I saw Pink Flamingos.</i>
795
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,082
Excuse me.
May I see your boarding pass?
796
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,762
Yeah, well,
funny thing about that.
797
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160
Ha! Gotta run!
798
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,281
Come here.
799
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,046
Get back here!
800
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,281
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
801
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,441
Simon! Run!
802
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,647
Where? We're on a plane.
803
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,444
I don't know! Come on.
804
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,441
Freeze!
805
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,965
Air marshal.
806
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,645
Don't move.
807
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,570
SIMON: Can we move now?
808
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,850
This is a very
hard pose to hold.
809
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,321
(MONKEY CHATTERING)
810
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,481
What's that?
811
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,961
ALVIN: Uh-Oh.
812
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,963
This can't be good.
813
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,961
What the...
814
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,641
What? What?
815
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,924
All right!
Everybody calm down!
816
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,202
It's just a monkey. All right?
817
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,885
Birds! Birds!
818
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,041
(WINGS FLAPPING)
819
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,691
Help! Someone save me!
820
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,166
(BARKING)
Nice doggy...
821
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,525
Theo! Over here! Jump!
822
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,045
Birds and dogs!
823
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,850
Oh, my God!
824
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,526
Okay, now there's a goat.
825
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,681
(BLEATING)
826
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,001
And an otter.
And an otter! God!
827
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,288
<i>MAN: Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.</i>
828
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,361
Listen!
829
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,521
<i>We're going to be making an...</i>
830
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,568
<i>emergency landing
in Austin, Texas</i>
831
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,682
<i>due to a herd of
chinchillas in the cockpit.</i>
832
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,761
All right, you heard him!
833
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,410
The plane's going down.
834
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,010
(ALL SCREAMING)
835
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,848
Not down like down-down.
836
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,730
Safely-safely.
We're not crashing!
837
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,881
You people are idiots!
838
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,286
We're all gonna die!
839
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,441
What an idiot!
840
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,523
Oh, great speech, Churchill.
841
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,284
You better watch it!
842
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,851
Do you know who
you're talking to?
843
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,922
I am the police of the sky!
844
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,284
(MACAW SQUAWKS)
845
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,366
Really?
846
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,967
<i>AGENT SUGGS: Okay.
Let's make sure</i>
847
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,201
<i>we have everything.</i>
848
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,805
You released animals
from cargo,
849
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,609
and then you forced
an emergency landing.
850
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,364
We also snuck onto the plane.
851
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,164
Uh-huh. That's right.
Theodore!
852
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,244
That is three major
infractions on one flight.
853
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,567
Here's a fun fact.
854
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,927
That's three more infractions
than I've ever had
855
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,445
in all my years
as an air marshal.
856
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,887
Congratulations on such
a distinguished career, sir.
857
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,005
Did you hear that?
858
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,282
Because of that
"distinguished career"...
859
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,124
I've got a meeting
with Homeland Security
860
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,281
next week about a promotion.
861
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,084
Another congratulations, sir.
Shut up!
862
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,161
What do you think
they're gonna bring up
863
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,366
when they interview me, huh?
864
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,683
My decade
of perfect service...
865
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,882
or that one time
that three chipmunks
866
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,088
turned my flight
into Noah's Ark?
867
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,283
Probably the time
with the chipmunks.
868
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,407
Yeah.
869
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,763
Um, I meant the other one.
870
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,321
Look, sir, what could
we possibly have done
871
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,680
to make you hate us so much?
872
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,841
(BANGS TABLE)
873
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,968
I'll tell you what you did.
874
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,801
Whoa!
875
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,921
Holy Christmas.
876
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,644
<i>(CHIPMUNKS SONG PLAYING)</i>
877
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,804
I got a little
early gift for you.
878
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,490
(LAUGHS)
Oh, James.
879
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,366
You shouldn't have.
880
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,481
No. Wait a second.
881
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,847
I want to lnstagram
a video of your reaction.
882
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,365
Merry Christmas!
I'm breaking up with you!
883
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,601
What?
884
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,841
Thanks.
885
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,247
And The Chipmunks?
886
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,041
Grow up, James.
887
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,407
(MUMBLING) Wait.
888
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,961
(CHIPMUNKS LAUGHING)
889
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,609
(SCREAMS)
890
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,806
<i>Awkward .</i>
891
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:14,449
You provided the soundtrack
to my heartbreak.
892
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,443
But now it's payback time.
893
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,491
I am putting you three on the
No-Fly List.
894
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,846
What? No!
But we have to get to Miami!
895
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,001
You can't do that!
896
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,202
You see, I'm an air marshal.
897
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,850
I'm all-powerful...
898
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,371
I'm all-seeing...
899
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,761
and I'm all-knowing.
900
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,200
Then you obviously know
901
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,884
you just made
that entire speech...
902
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,690
with your tie
in a cup of coffee.
903
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,129
<i>Okay. (GRUNTS)</i>
904
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,090
I'll be back in two minutes.
905
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,404
You also still have a little
parrot poop on your shirt.
906
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,601
10 minutes.
907
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,041
And one more thing.
908
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,009
Don't even think
about leaving.
909
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,727
I have a very particular
set of skills.
910
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,484
Skills that I have acquired
over a very long...
911
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,768
You just put your hand
on an ink pad.
912
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,726
15 minutes.
913
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,326
(GASPS)
914
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,207
(SIGHS)
915
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,090
Whoa. That guy is the mayor
of Crazy Town.
916
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,720
We gotta get you out of here,
now. Let's go.
917
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,129
(CHUCKLES)
918
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,929
Oh, this is gonna be
the best...
919
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,644
Come on!
AGENT SUGGS: Really?
920
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,488
Nobody runs on
Agent James Suggs.
921
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,723
Come on. Come on. Go.
922
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,689
MILES: Here you go.
Thanks so much.
923
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,164
Well, that's as far
as my money takes us.
924
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,051
Which puts us 2 hours
and 30 minutes from Miami.
925
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,121
Hey!
ALVIN: Yes!
926
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,440
THEODORE: All right!
By plane.
927
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,045
Oh. Come on!
928
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,202
Guys, the party
is in three days.
929
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,442
We need to get to Miami. Fast.
930
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,489
And, as if we're not in enough
trouble already, it's Dave.
931
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,971
Oh, man.
932
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,645
Well, we cannot
possibly pick up.
933
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:04,761
We have to pick up,
934
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,205
or Dave will know
something is wrong.
935
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,691
Dave's gonna know
something's wrong
936
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,728
when he sees us standing
around a bunch of trash cans,
937
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,121
in a parking lot
in the middle of nowhere!
938
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,531
Hmm. Good point.
939
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,881
Ready to go eat?
940
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,407
Uh... Yeah.
941
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,481
Everything okay?
942
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,011
Let me check on something.
943
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,841
Hello?
944
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,445
Hi, it's Dave. Are you busy?
945
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,011
<i>Oh, hi, Dave.</i>
946
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,770
No, I'm not busy at all.
947
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,810
No, I'm just dining
with a friend.
948
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,001
What do you need?
949
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,161
All right, I'm gonna
take a look.
950
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,287
I'm right at the window.
951
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,568
Oh, no!
952
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,324
They've eaten everything!
953
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,888
And I mean everything!
954
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,280
Yeah, that sounds about right.
955
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,681
Just like a guinea pig
Armageddon!
956
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,888
Well, thanks for checking
on them, Miss Price.
957
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,961
(SCREAMS)
958
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,247
False alarm.
959
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,321
Sounds like
they're having a blast.
960
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,441
Oh, good.
961
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,806
You ready?
Yeah.
962
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,522
Um, Alvin, I think maybe we
should go somewhere else.
963
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,445
Whoa, hey. Sorry, fellas.
21 and over.
964
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,886
But it's dark outside,
965
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,450
and we don't have
anywhere else to go.
966
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,011
Well, I wish I could
help you out,
967
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,445
but I got a bar
packed with people...
968
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,806
waiting to hear a band
969
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,451
whose singer is stuck 50 miles
from here with a flat tire.
970
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,921
So, unless you guys know
anyone who can carry a tune...
971
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,491
I'm gonna have to
bid you good night.
972
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,931
How would you feel
about some singing chipmunks?
973
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,805
Whoa! You guys really
know The Chipettes?
974
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,241
Uh... Really?
975
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,081
<i>Please welcome, all the way</i>
976
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,491
<i>from Los Angeles,
California...</i>
977
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,011
<i>The Chipmunks.</i>
978
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,281
Ooh!
979
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,961
<i>Warm crowd.</i>
980
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,968
So, can you really play?
981
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,725
Can you really sing?
982
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,282
(GUITAR PLAYING)
983
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,321
<i>Whoo! Put your hands
together for me.</i>
984
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,811
<i>Um! Feels good.</i>
985
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,401
<i>Come on, bass.</i>
986
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,241
<i>Uh-huh.</i>
987
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,080
<i>More guitar.</i>
988
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,763
<i>My man on drums.
We're taking it to the verse.</i>
989
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:14,369
<i>? Ain't no place
It ain't going on</i>
990
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,040
<i>? It's going around</i>
991
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,601
<i>? Like a Vagabond</i>
992
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,808
<i>? It gets in your bones</i>
993
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,566
<i>? Like you caught the flu</i>
994
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,609
<i>? Nah, there ain't no cure</i>
995
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,889
<i>? You just gotta move
when you feel the groove</i>
996
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,451
<i>? Now people on the left</i>
997
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,681
<i>? From the left now</i>
998
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,843
<i>I Shake your south side</i>
999
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,326
<i>? People on the right</i>
1000
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,561
<i>? Let me hear you say</i>
1001
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,848
<i>I Shake your south side</i>
1002
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,041
<i>? Every single girl</i>
1003
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,521
<i>? Where my ladies at?</i>
1004
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,682
<i>? Shake your south side</i>
1005
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,526
<i>? All around the world</i>
1006
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,609
<i>? Shake your south side
? Guitar! ?</i>
1007
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,405
MAN: Whoo!
1008
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,369
This is where your guy said he
dropped off the little freaks?
1009
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,010
Yeah. That'll be 76 bucks.
1010
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,082
Okay. I'm law enforcement,
so... (LAUGHS)
1011
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,083
Great. 76 bucks.
1012
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,280
Uh, let me rephrase that.
I'm the police of the sky.
1013
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,329
But we're on the ground
and this is a car.
1014
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,441
So...
1015
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,521
76 bucks.
1016
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,601
So, that means nothing to you?
1017
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,681
Nope.
1018
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,246
Okay, I'll be right back.
Don't leave.
1019
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,402
The money!
I'm getting it!
1020
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,245
<i>? Every single girl</i>
1021
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,289
<i>I Shake your south side</i>
1022
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,011
<i>I All around the world</i>
1023
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,049
<i>I Shake your south side I</i>
1024
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,811
(CROWD CHEERING)
1025
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,161
Yeah!
1026
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,241
Oh, it's on.
1027
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,122
(GASPS) Alvin,
we've got a problem.
1028
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,321
Oh, no.
1029
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,403
I'll distract him,
you guys make a run for it.
1030
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,721
I'll meet you outside.
1031
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,845
How dare you!
1032
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,971
ALVIN: Over here.
1033
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,287
Gotcha!
1034
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,761
Ah!
1035
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,801
(CLEARS THROAT)
1036
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,201
Let me explain.
1037
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,124
I have a reason to believe
1038
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,488
there's a fugitive chipmunk
in your beard.
1039
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,290
You don't think
I'd know if there was
1040
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,806
an animal living in my beard?
1041
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,525
I don't.
Beard peanuts?
1042
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,721
Gotcha!
1043
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,001
Uh-oh.
1044
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,161
Ow!
1045
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,121
Watch where
you're throwing people!
1046
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,281
What are you
gonna do about it?
1047
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,201
(GRUNTING)
1048
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,401
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1049
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,241
I am so sorry.
1050
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,526
Yeah, sorry about the fight.
1051
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,250
Ain't no apology necessary.
1052
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,606
Nothing better for business
1053
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,762
than a good old-fashioned
bar brawl.
1054
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,405
Good luck, outlaws.
Thanks.
1055
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,961
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, keep it in there!
1056
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,287
Yikes!
1057
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,691
<i>(THE GOOD, THE BAD
AND THE UGLY PLAYING)</i>
1058
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,762
(EXCLAIMING)
1059
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,964
Ha! (LAUGHS)
1060
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,201
You come on!
1061
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,961
(YELLING)
1062
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,727
I will slice and dice you
like spicy sushi roll!
1063
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,205
(CHUCKLES) Missed me!
1064
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,281
Ha! Ha!
1065
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,566
You want some
butter with that?
1066
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,847
(GURGLING)
1067
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,365
Drinks are on you!
1068
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,481
(LAUGHING)
1069
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,521
What?
1070
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,045
Ow, ow, ow...
1071
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,284
(SCREAMS)
1072
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,086
So long, Suggsy!
1073
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,008
Get out of the way,
hillbillies!
1074
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,606
I need to get out
of this bar ASAP!
1075
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,961
Hey, we gotta get out of here.
1076
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,041
SIMON: But where's Alvin?
1077
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,167
We're gonna leave, man!
1078
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,209
I'm waiting on a guy
that owes me 76 bucks.
1079
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,606
Ah!
1080
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,561
MILES: You mean that guy?
1081
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,161
You know what,
we'll double it.
1082
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,241
All right.
1083
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,049
But Alvin's not here yet!
Forget about him, let's go!
1084
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,121
Wait, wait!
1085
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:30,241
There he is, there he is!
1086
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,401
You...
1087
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,686
Come on, let's go, come on!
Come on, Alvin!
1088
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,841
Hurry, hurry!
(ALVIN PANTING)
1089
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,047
Miles, give me your belt.
1090
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,043
You little hood rats!
Alvin, run!
1091
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,322
I will hunt you down!
1092
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,687
THEODORE: Slow down!
1093
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,841
Move your furry little feet!
1094
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,604
SIMON: Alvin, let's go!
Hurry, Alvin!
1095
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,569
I will pounce on you!
1096
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,006
Alvin, jump!
1097
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,321
Hurry up, Alvin, come on!
1098
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,681
I will... (GROANS)
1099
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,081
Whoopsie.
1100
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,241
take a little nap.
1101
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,282
MILES: So, how much
is this gonna cost?
1102
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,681
CAB DRIVER: To the nearest
bus station, $32.
1103
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,808
MILES: Oh,
we're a little short.
1104
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,041
How short?
1105
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,281
About 32 bucks.
1106
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:06,566
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1107
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,491
Have a nice night.
1108
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,371
Easy for you to say.
1109
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,841
You're not the one
who has to sleep outside!
1110
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,446
Thanks for nothing!
Drive safely!
1111
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,361
What?
1112
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,442
I hope he gets home safe.
1113
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,201
THEODORE: Ouch!
1114
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,244
ALVIN: (GROANS) I got
a splinter in my tail.
1115
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,401
Ow!
1116
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,881
Ow!
1117
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,767
I can't sleep
without my pillow.
1118
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,127
Ow!
1119
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,247
I don't suppose they make.
1120
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,687
Tempur-Pedic tree branches,
do they?
1121
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,082
(SIGHS) Seriously, guys?
1122
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,287
You're the ones who
are supposed to be
1123
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,124
comfortable sleeping in trees,
not me.
1124
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,009
We're not talking to you,
okay?
1125
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,083
Not after you tried
to leave me behind!
1126
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,844
First, awesome, because
1127
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,809
I don't wanna
talk to you either.
1128
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,123
And second, you guys would've
done the same thing to me.
1129
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,722
ALVIN: No, Miles, we actually
would have waited for you.
1130
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,689
Yeah, we're in this together.
1131
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,730
You mess with one of us,
you mess with all of us.
1132
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,450
I've heard your lame
family motto, man.
1133
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,601
It's a bunch of crap.
1134
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,603
People look out
for themselves.
1135
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,489
It's biology,
it's what animals do.
1136
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,246
Well, on behalf of
animals everywhere...
1137
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,209
I find your
attitude insulting.
1138
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,567
Call it whatever you want,
man. It's true.
1139
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,486
What, you think my dad was
1140
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,800
thinking about anyone
other than himself...
1141
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,291
when he left me and my mom?
1142
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,487
SIMON: But, I...
1143
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,042
I thought you said
your dad was...
1144
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,921
(SIGHS)
1145
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,640
Right, um...
1146
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,566
He might as well have.
He left when I was only five.
1147
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,691
Sorry, Miles.
1148
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:44,761
Whatever.
1149
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,450
I don't care, you know?
1150
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,763
I've done just fine
without him.
1151
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,251
ALVIN: Miles, listen.
1152
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,971
If Dave and your mom
end up together...
1153
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,770
he's a good person.
1154
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,689
He would never bail on you.
1155
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,763
Then why are you
making this trip?
1156
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,521
Right.
1157
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,768
Because you think
he's gonna ditch you, too.
1158
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,163
Look, dads are overrated.
1159
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,371
Eventually, you will
get over him leaving.
1160
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,047
Really?
1161
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,601
Yeah.
1162
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,963
<i>? And meet me there</i>
1163
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,491
<i>? Bundles of flowers</i>
1164
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,201
<i>? We wait through
The hours of cold</i>
1165
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:49,089
<i>? Shelter as we go X</i>
1166
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,606
(THEODORE PANTING)
1167
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,564
Oh.
I can't...
1168
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,927
I'm too tired.
1169
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,321
MILES: Dude!
1170
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,731
Are you joking?
1171
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,005
I can still see the tree!
1172
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,287
ALVIN: Oh. Huh.
1173
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,285
Come on, it's 10 miles
to the bus station.
1174
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,725
Can't you go any faster?
1175
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,450
Um, not to split hairs,
1176
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,251
but given that our legs
are 90% shorter than yours...
1177
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,321
(GROANS)
1178
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,490
we're technically walking
384% faster than you are.
1179
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,125
Nerd alert!
1180
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,970
Oh.
Um...
1181
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,241
Fine.
1182
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,487
Come on up.
1183
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,920
(SIGHS) Really?
1184
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,206
Changing my mind in three...
1185
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,640
All right!
Yes!
1186
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,801
Two...
1187
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,041
<i>one.</i>
1188
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,406
Come on, come on!
Whoo-hoo!
1189
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,841
Oh, thank you.
1190
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,921
Oh, sweet!
1191
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,209
Now this is quite
an efficient way to travel.
1192
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,567
Yeah. I could go for miles
on Miles.
1193
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,331
Oh, my God, that's so bad.
1194
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,970
Then why are you laughing?
1195
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,406
Because that was so bad.
1196
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,642
I think that joke
missed by miles.
1197
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,761
(MILES LAUGHS)
1198
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,730
<i>(CHIPMUNKS SINGING)
? My grandma and your grandma</i>
1199
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,087
<i>I Sittin' by the fire</i>
1200
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,761
<i>? My grandma told your grandma</i>
1201
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,127
<i>? "I'm gonna
set your flag on fire"</i>
1202
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,281
<i>? Talkin' 'bout hey now!</i>
1203
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,447
<i>? Hey now!</i>
1204
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,050
<i>? Hey now!
4' Hey now!</i>
1205
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,884
<i>? lko, lko, un-day</i>
1206
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,124
? Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-na
1207
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,521
? Jock-a-mo fee na-na
1208
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,928
(LAUGHING)
1209
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,561
<i>? See that man
all dressed in green</i>
1210
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,960
<i>? Hey!</i>
1211
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,326
<i>? lko, lko, un-day</i>
1212
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,246
<i>? He is a man
He's a lovin' machine</i>
1213
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,321
<i>? Hey</i>
1214
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,481
<i>r Jock-a mo fee na-na</i>
1215
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,800
<i>? Talkin' 'bout hey now!</i>
1216
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:47,961
<i>? Hey now! Hey now!</i>
1217
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,121
<i>? Hey now!</i>
1218
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,407
<i>? lko, lko, un-day</i>
1219
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,765
? Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-na
1220
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,962
? Jock-a-mo fee na-na
1221
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,521
(GIGGLING)
1222
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,723
Yeah, this is where I
dropped them, all right.
1223
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,689
Look how obvious
these tracks are.
1224
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,001
(LAUGHS)
1225
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:11,966
Amateurs.
1226
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,810
<i>? lko, lko, un-day</i>
1227
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,961
? Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-na
1228
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,243
? Jock-a-mo fee na-na
1229
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,890
<i>? Talkin' 'bout hey now!</i>
1230
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,048
<i>? Hey HOW! Hey now!
4' Hey now!</i>
1231
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,282
<i>? lko, lko, un-day</i>
1232
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,446
? Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-na
1233
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,170
? Jock-a-mo fee na-na
1234
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,528
Only 863 miles to go.
1235
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,443
Did some chipmunks
jump on your bus?
1236
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,126
Um-hmm. They bought a ticket
to New Orleans.
1237
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,730
You know
that's not normal, right?
1238
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,249
? Jock-a-mo fee na-na
1239
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,327
? Jock-a-mo fee na-na
1240
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,762
<i>? Jock-a-mo fee na-na ?</i>
1241
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,287
(CROWD CHEERING)
1242
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,725
All right! Nice!
1243
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,563
All right! A tater tot!
1244
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,326
Looks like our luck is finally
turning around.
1245
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,766
It's not.
1246
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,811
Oh, no! Suggs?
1247
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,161
Hello, boys.
1248
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,481
How did you find us?
1249
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,649
(LAUGHS)
1250
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,922
I'm an air marshal!
1251
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,162
Law enforcement's my life.
1252
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,126
Now, we can either do this
the easy way...
1253
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,885
or the hard way.
1254
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,846
My brothers and I would like
to discuss our options.
1255
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,845
You only got one option.
1256
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,331
Chipmunk jail.
1257
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,970
With tiny little bars,
1258
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,168
and a tiny little barbed wire
fence, and a tiny toilet...
1259
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,483
and a tiny yard where you can
lift your tiny little weights!
1260
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,325
It sounds adorable.
1261
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,841
Hey!
1262
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,485
Guys, slingshot. On three.
1263
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,729
One, two, three!
Now, I don't have all night.
1264
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,721
ALVIN: Oh, nuts.
1265
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,251
We chose the hard way.
1266
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,321
(SCREAMING SOFTLY)
1267
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,966
Hope you're okay.
1268
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,646
ALVIN: He's coming!
MILES: Watch out, gangway!
1269
00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:58,801
Hurry, Theodore, run!
1270
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,405
Let's go! Come on, hurry up!
Excuse us!
1271
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,164
Come on, Alvin! He's coming!
Go, Miles, go!
1272
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,810
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
In here! Come on!
1273
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,924
Whoo, I think we lost him.
Hey!
1274
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,001
SIMON: Disregard.
1275
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,081
Come back here!
1276
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,687
<i>(WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING
PLAYING)</i>
1277
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,807
Excuse me, pardon me.
1278
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,086
There's a crazy guy
chasing us!
1279
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,001
(GROANS)
1280
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,203
You look tired, baby.
Here you go.
1281
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,361
Oh, thank you so much.
1282
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,081
Nice one, Suggsy!
1283
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,401
That tastes like fire!
1284
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,881
It's moonshine.
1285
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,246
Fire, please put it out!
1286
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,606
Wash it down with this, here.
1287
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:35,967
AGENT SUGGS: Um, ooh...
1288
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,087
That's butterscotch.
1289
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,287
Butterscotch liquor.
1290
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,771
Ooh!
1291
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,411
And moonshine!
1292
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,881
Hi, Suggs!
1293
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,610
Yes! (GROANS)
1294
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,801
(LAUGHS)
1295
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,850
Thank you, Mr. Trombone.
1296
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,002
This calls for a celebration!
1297
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,168
Hello, New Orleans!
1298
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,160
Direct from our Austin
to Miami Comeback Tour,
1299
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,521
we're The Chipmunks!
1300
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,926
(CROWD CHEERING)
1301
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,600
ls everybody ready
to get their funk on?
1302
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,844
<i>? This hit
That ice cold</i>
1303
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,122
<i>? Michelle Pfeiffer
That white gold</i>
1304
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,282
<i>? This one for them good girls</i>
1305
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,408
<i>? Them good girls
Straight masterpiece</i>
1306
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,210
<i>Stylin', wilin'</i>
1307
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,283
<i>? Livin' it up in the city</i>
1308
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,283
<i>? Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent</i>
1309
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,329
<i>? Gotta kiss myself,
I'm so pretty</i>
1310
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,527
<i>? I'm too hot</i>
1311
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:24,641
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
1312
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,721
<i>? Call the police
and the fireman</i>
1313
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,801
Okay.
1314
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,881
<i>? I'm too hot</i>
1315
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,007
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
1316
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,049
<i>? And my band 'bout that money
Break it down</i>
1317
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:37,367
<i>? Girls hit your hallelujah
? Whoo</i>
1318
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,161
<i>? 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to ya</i>
1319
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,369
<i>? 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to ya</i>
1320
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,648
<i>? Saturday night
and we in the spot</i>
1321
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,245
<i>? Don't believe me just watch</i>
1322
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,447
<i>? Come on</i>
1323
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,807
<i>? Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch</i>
1324
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,961
<i>? Hey!
A' Hey!</i>
1325
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,280
<i>? Hey, oh!</i>
1326
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,283
<i>? Stop
Wait a minute</i>
1327
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,329
<i>? Fill my cup
Put some water in it</i>
1328
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,121
<i>? Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, Get the stretch!</i>
1329
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,490
<i>? Ride to Harlem, Hollywood,
Jackson, Mississippi</i>
1330
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,563
<i>? If we show up
We gon' show out</i>
1331
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,165
<i>? Smoother than
a fresh jar of Skippy</i>
1332
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:17,881
<i>? I'm too hot!
4' Oh, yeah!</i>
1333
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,086
What's happening?
What's happening?
1334
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,969
<i>? Say my name
you know who I am</i>
1335
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,088
<i>? I'm too hot
4' Oh, yeah!</i>
1336
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,169
<i>? And my band 'bout that money
Break it down</i>
1337
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,321
<i>? Girls hit your hallelujah</i>
1338
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,527
<i>? Whoo</i>
1339
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,603
<i>? Girls hit your hallelujah
? Whoo</i>
1340
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,367
<i>? 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to ya</i>
1341
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,682
<i>? 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to ya</i>
1342
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,405
<i>? Saturday night
and we in the spot</i>
1343
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,881
<i>? Don't believe me just watch
Come on</i>
1344
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,410
<i>? Yeah, come on!</i>
1345
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,164
<i>? Don't believe me just watch</i>
1346
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,288
<i>5 Hey, hey, hey, Oh!</i>
1347
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,205
<i>? Uptown Funk it up,
Uptown Funk it up</i>
1348
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,327
(WHOOPING)
1349
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,366
<i>? I said Uptown Funk it up,
Uptown Funk it up 4'</i>
1350
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,491
This whole day
has been incredible.
1351
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,926
It's been the perfect day.
1352
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,730
<i>NEWS READER'. Coming up,
The Chipmunks are back.</i>
1353
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,926
What?
1354
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,206
<i>You heard me.
Alvin, Simon and Theodore...</i>
1355
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,327
Excuse me, could you
turn that up, please?
1356
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,401
Yeah, sure.
1357
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,481
<i>are making some noise
in the Big Easy...</i>
1358
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,289
<i>When I say "Party,"
you say "Alvin!"</i>
1359
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,044
<i>Party!
Alvin!</i>
1360
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,121
Oh, no.
1361
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,440
<i>Party!
Alvin!</i>
1362
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,647
<i>Party!</i>
1363
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,090
<i>DAVID: Alvin!</i>
1364
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,527
<i>(ECHOING) Alvin!</i>
1365
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,046
Did you guys hear that?
1366
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,121
Hear what?
1367
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,811
Huh. Never mind.
1368
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,531
Guys, last night was one
of the best nights of my life.
1369
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,364
It was pretty crazy.
1370
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,289
Even that Suggs guy
hung out with us.
1371
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,244
Yeah, he's not
that bad after all.
1372
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,044
Hey, we missed
a call from Dave.
1373
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,006
And a text.
1374
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,931
27 of them.
1375
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,206
Uh-oh.
1376
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,281
Oh, no.
1377
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,521
(SNORING)
1378
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,606
Where am I?
1379
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,686
What is this?
1380
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,807
(SCREAMS)
1381
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,851
Suggs!
Who are you?
1382
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,651
It's Vitto,
the band's manager, remember?
1383
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,888
The only thing I remember
1384
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,169
is being attacked
by a trombone.
1385
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,401
Oh, right, yeah.
1386
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,284
You got that crazy bump
on your head.
1387
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,646
You didn't care, though.
1388
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,802
You just wanted to party!
1389
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,004
We hit every jazz club
in the Quarter.
1390
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,445
What do you mean, "We"?
1391
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,047
You, me, and those
dope chipmunk dudes!
1392
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,889
I partied with
those tree-skunks?
1393
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,931
They're the ones who dared you
to get that sassy tattoo!
1394
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,481
What? What?
1395
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,881
(GASPS)
1396
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,803
How could I have let them
talk me into this?
1397
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,003
Oh, no.
You asked for that one.
1398
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,208
The other one was their idea.
1399
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,564
What "other one"?
1400
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:57,681
What?
1401
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,006
(SHRIEKS SOFTLY)
1402
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,921
This is where they told us
to meet them, right?
1403
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,441
Well, yelled at us
to meet them.
1404
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,329
Hopefully they had time to
cool off on the plane.
1405
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,767
There you are.
1406
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:18,807
Dave!
Dave!
1407
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,405
Mom!
Don't "Dave, Mom" us.
1408
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,481
You know what, Dave?
1409
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,085
You're an artist,
and you're emotional...
1410
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,645
and you follow your heart,
but maybe
1411
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,165
I should take
the lead on this one.
1412
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,367
You know,
we keep a level head.
1413
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,851
Throw them a little Good Cop.
1414
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,604
Okay-
Okay-
1415
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,841
Don't you "Dave, Mom" us.
1416
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,367
Do you have any idea
how terrifying it is...
1417
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,085
to find out that your children
are 2,000 miles
1418
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,491
away from where
they're supposed to be?
1419
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,051
You are lucky that
there are witnesses,
1420
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,690
because I am
so mad right now...
1421
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,251
that I could just spit!
Okay, okay.
1422
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,646
Right here, on this floor!
1423
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,371
Okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.
1424
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,410
Dave, I swear, it wasn't as
crazy as it looked on TV.
1425
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,607
Oh, really?
1426
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,921
Well, let me just
pull up some of.
1427
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,729
Theodore's tweets
from last night.
1428
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,124
"Only one word
to describe this night,."
1429
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,248
"Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy."
1430
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,845
Or, "if you wanna get crazy",
1431
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,450
"go to New Orleans.
It's the craziest."
1432
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,648
Or, "In a New Orleans
Jazz Parade",
1433
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,881
"so crazy."
1434
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,087
We're really sorry, Dave.
1435
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,924
Sorry's not gonna
cut it this time, guys.
1436
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,003
If it were up to me,
we'd be going home,
1437
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,684
but I gotta get back to Miami.
1438
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,447
Do not smile.
You guys are grounded in Miami
1439
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:16,726
and also when
we get back to LA.
1440
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,810
(SCOFFS) When are we
not grounded?
1441
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,843
You'll be so old,
your fur will be gray.
1442
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,286
Yeah, that goes for
your fur too, Miles.
1443
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,600
I don't have fur.
1444
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,761
Well, whatever you have
is grounded...
1445
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,330
for a long time. Let's go.
1446
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,169
Huh. They didn't
kill us after all.
1447
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,441
Feels like a win.
1448
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,285
Hey, guys, Operation
"No Proposal" is still on.
1449
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,885
Yeah!
All right!
1450
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,126
High... Oh, fist.
1451
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,089
Give me some.
Ow!
1452
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,201
Oh, sorry.
Take it easy!
1453
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,406
Guys, come on.
ALVIN: Jeez.
1454
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,481
Yeah.
1455
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,326
Here you go.
Thank you.
1456
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,050
You're welcome.
And may I see your ID, please?
1457
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,201
Yes.
1458
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,320
Thank you.
1459
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,606
Hey, um...
1460
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:53,404
Are you sure about this?
1461
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,483
Because if this
three-ring circus
1462
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,244
is too scary for you,
I totally get it...
1463
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,243
and we could just
go back to LA.
1464
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,970
I mean, you wouldn't be
the first guy
1465
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,566
to head for the hills once
we showed our crazy cards.
1466
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,563
Please, your circus
only has one ring.
1467
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,130
(MOCKING)
Stop looking at me.
1468
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,247
DAVID: Mine's
the three-ringer.
1469
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,407
You're the one
who should think
1470
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,561
about heading for the hills.
1471
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,930
I'm not going anywhere.
1472
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,525
Except to get us a coffee.
(CHUCKLES)
1473
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,406
I'll meet you at the gate.
1474
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,481
Sir?
1475
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,240
Is there a problem?
1476
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,606
Problem? What problem?
1477
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,046
There sure is.
1478
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,605
Oh, man.
Oh, right.
1479
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,046
Whoopsies.
That.
1480
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,201
Guys.
1481
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,566
Oh, nuts.
1482
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,411
Seriously, guys,
the No-Fly List? Come on!
1483
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,364
At least we're not
on the No-Drive List.
1484
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,767
There's no such thing
as a No-Drive List, Theodore.
1485
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,843
I'm sure you guys will
find a way to start one.
1486
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,764
Let's not overreact, Dave.
1487
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,126
The only reason we left home
in the first place...
1488
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,202
Guys, not now, okay?
1489
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,931
I worked my butt off
1490
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,207
on Ashley's album,
and because of you three...
1491
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,488
I might not even get to
the record release!
1492
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,525
Not to mention, you've ruined
this trip for me and Samantha.
1493
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,126
It's just, when you took
Samantha to Miami...
1494
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,690
Theodore, I'm not
in the mood to hear it.
1495
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,046
But Dave, we don't...
1496
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,407
Alvin, don't.
You'll just make it worse.
1497
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,329
Thank you for nothing.
1498
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,161
Agent Suggs, Air Marshal.
1499
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,287
I'll be with you
in a moment, sir.
1500
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,169
Okay, you're gonna
regret that.
1501
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,285
Did you help three chipmunks
get their rental car today?
1502
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,726
Yeah, they came in.
1503
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,723
With some guy,
probably their dad.
1504
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,809
Probably not their dad,
because he's a human...
1505
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,644
and they're chipmunks!
Hey!
1506
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,563
Families come in all
shapes and sizes, sir.
1507
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:45,801
It's not for me to judge.
1508
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,211
We don't do that here,
at Miss Bee's.
1509
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,089
Okay, this is how
it's gonna go down...
1510
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,571
I need you to go back there,
1511
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,405
and get me the GPS information
for that rental car.
1512
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,002
We don't track
our rental cars, sir.
1513
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,650
Oh! Is that so?
1514
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,887
I work for the United States
government...
1515
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,122
and we pretty much
track everything.
1516
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,850
I know what you had
for lunch today.
1517
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:06,761
Falafel!
1518
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,281
Now scurry back there,
1519
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,805
and get me the frequency
1520
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,803
and uplink code
from that rental car.
1521
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,761
Hey!
1522
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,447
And I need the fastest set
of wheels you've got!
1523
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,921
(HONKS)
1524
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,962
Are you kidding me right now?
1525
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,521
Do you know what this is?
1526
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,808
This is a roller skate
with wheels.
1527
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,570
Pretty sure roller skates
come with wheels.
1528
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,641
Ah!
1529
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,441
(YELLS)
1530
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,049
It's like Tweety Bird!
1531
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:39,961
Buckle up!
1532
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,121
AGENT SUGGS: Shut up!
1533
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,087
This is like driving
a parakeet!
1534
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,730
Those rodents got
a 200-mile head start.
1535
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,484
Time to roll up
some road, Suggs.
1536
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,489
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1537
00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,965
<i>? So say Geronimo!</i>
1538
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,565
<i>? Say Geronimo!</i>
1539
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,370
<i>? Say Geronimo!</i>
1540
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,922
<i>? Say Geronimo!</i>
1541
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,405
<i>? Say Geronimo! I</i>
1542
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,928
(SUGGS LAUGHING) Come on!
1543
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,086
Fly, Bee! Fly!
1544
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,044
ALVIN: Are we there yet?
DAVID: No.
1545
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,004
Are we there yet?
No.
1546
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,090
ALVIN: All right!
THEODORE: Awesome!
1547
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,884
Remember, guys, we're here
to make a quick pit stop...
1548
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,371
then we're getting
back on the road.
1549
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,050
SIMON: Don't worry, Dave,
it'll be really quick.
1550
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,884
THEODORE: Yeah, super quick.
1551
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,049
Umm-hmm.
(SLURPING)
1552
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,609
Thanks, Dave. I just needed
1553
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,326
a little snack to get me
from lunch to dinner.
1554
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,891
Oh, that's unusual.
1555
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,246
SIMON: Don't be mad, Dave.
1556
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,164
It would have been rude
to not order something.
1557
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,449
Hey, guys! Look what I won!
Isn't he cute?
1558
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,403
(DAVE LAUGHS)
Look at that face!
1559
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,800
That's actually funny, Alvin.
1560
01:00:53,400 --> 01:01:03,003
<i>I Say Geronimo!</i>
1561
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,445
<i>I Say Geronimo! I.</i>
1562
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,289
Whoa!
All right!
1563
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,925
ALVIN: Now we're talking.
1564
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,241
THEODORE: WOW.
1565
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,761
Holy guacamole!
1566
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,251
I could live here.
1567
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,521
Hey, no smiling.
1568
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,170
You're still grounded,
remember?
1569
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,689
Thanks.
Thank you.
1570
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,649
This is what
I'm talking about.
1571
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:26,841
THEODORE: Hi.
1572
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,127
<i>Wow! Hola!</i>
1573
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,611
on, baby.
1574
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,046
If this is grounded...
1575
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,361
ground me for life.
1576
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,601
Don't tempt me.
1577
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,407
ALVIN: Hey, Dave!
1578
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,005
We'd like to do
the mature thing...
1579
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,924
and accept
partial responsibility
1580
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,490
for all the trouble
we've caused.
1581
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:44,641
Partial?
Yeah.
1582
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,080
60-40, on us.
1583
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,451
70-30?
1584
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,763
As much as I hate the idea of
letting you three
1585
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,683
out of my sight
for even a second...
1586
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,810
Samantha and I have dinner
plans that I can't get out of.
1587
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,724
So if anything happens,
we'll be at the villa.
1588
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,291
Ooh, romantic.
1589
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,010
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
What?
1590
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,490
Hi.
Hi.
1591
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,688
All right, you are
not to leave this room.
1592
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,365
Do you understand, young man?
Yeah.
1593
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,329
ALVIN: You guys don't
have to worry about us.
1594
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,721
We'll be on our
best behavior tonight.
1595
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,245
I promise. Whoa.
1596
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,561
I know you will,
because I hired
1597
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,051
a babysitter to keep
an eye on you.
1598
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,326
What? Come on.
Oh, man.
1599
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,925
We'll be home after the party.
1600
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,240
(CHIPMUNKS GROANING)
1601
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,331
Almost forgot this.
1602
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:26,687
(GASPS)
1603
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,366
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1604
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,891
Dave is going
to propose tonight.
1605
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,161
What gave that away?
1606
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,845
The romantic dinner
or the engagement ring?
1607
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,605
Alvin, what are we
going to do?
1608
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,330
Absolutely nothing.
1609
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:40,931
What?
Alvin's right.
1610
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,208
This hasn't been so bad.
1611
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,004
Maybe we just...
1612
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,841
do nothing.
"Nothing"?
1613
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,209
Guys, "nothing" isn't a plan!
We can't do "nothing."
1614
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,521
Sure we can.
1615
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,842
Good luck proposing
without this.
1616
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,207
(GASPS) Alvin!
When did you grab it?
1617
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,601
I found it in his bag,
five minutes ago.
1618
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:01,683
Does that mean we did it?
1619
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,881
We did it.
1620
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,327
Huzzah!
1621
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,686
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1622
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,762
<i>? Turn down for what?</i>
1623
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,050
SIMON: Whoo-hoo! We did it!
1624
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,727
We did it! Whoo-hoo!
1625
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,486
<i>? Turn down for what? r</i>
1626
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,644
Come on, Miles,
join the party?
1627
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,401
Miles?
1628
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,768
SIMON: Miles, wait up!
Come on, man.
1629
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,967
Let's celebrate! We did it!
1630
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:36,241
Yeah.
1631
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,447
You guys ruined
Dave's proposal
1632
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:38,561
and now we
don't have to hang out.
1633
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,881
Miles, hold on.
1634
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,445
That doesn't mean
we can't be friends.
1635
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,601
SIMON: Yeah, man.
1636
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,410
I thought we had a great time
in New Orleans.
1637
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:45,925
So did I. And then
I saw you celebrating
1638
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,047
like you won the Super Bowl...
1639
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,043
the second you found out
we weren't gonna be family.
1640
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,326
So... see you.
1641
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,808
Miles, wait! I can explain!
1642
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,803
Guys, come on. Miles...
1643
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,208
We've been through
a lot together.
1644
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,645
Don't walk away now.
1645
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,847
Yeah. Come on, Miles.
1646
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:00,961
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1647
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,681
Uh, Miles?
1648
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,610
Miles? Miles!
1649
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,445
Watch out!
1650
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,840
Alvin, he can't hear us!
1651
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,331
I'll knock him out of the way!
1652
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,970
Slingshot on three!
Let's do this.
1653
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,007
One...
1654
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,127
two...
1655
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,201
three!
1656
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,646
(SCREAMING) Whoa!
1657
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,321
(GASPS)
1658
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,281
(GROANS)
1659
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,206
Theo.
Theodore!
1660
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:33,120
Theo.
Theodore.
1661
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,044
Is he okay?
I don't know.
1662
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:38,841
Theo! Come on! Get up! Please!
1663
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:40,571
(WHEEZING)
1664
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,201
(GASPS)
1665
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,810
No! Theodore!
1666
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:46,961
Come on!
1667
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,121
Say something, say something!
1668
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,488
(GASPS) I smell...
1669
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,407
empanadas?
1670
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,481
Theo!
Oh!
1671
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,161
Theo, you're alive!
1672
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,527
Is this Heaven?
1673
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:58,806
No, it's South Beach.
1674
01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,881
(GIGGLES)
1675
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:02,042
Theodore, you saved my life.
1676
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,164
Like we always say,
you mess with one of us...
1677
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,688
Don't make me say it, man,
it's so lame.
1678
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,928
Miles, he got hit
by a car for you.
1679
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,284
You mess with all of us.
All right!
1680
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,522
Whoo-hoo! Oh, ouch!
1681
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,081
Miles, we are so sorry.
1682
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:20,084
We haven't been fair to you
from day one.
1683
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,571
And the truth is...
1684
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,209
you'd make a great brother.
1685
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,321
SIMON AND THEODORE: Yeah!
1686
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,929
I feel the same
about you guys.
1687
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,447
So, I guess we're going to be
family after all.
1688
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,762
Except for one tiny detail...
1689
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,001
By stealing the ring,
1690
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,208
we've effectively
ruined the proposal.
1691
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:38,361
ALVIN: You're right.
1692
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,683
We need to get that ring,
and get to that restaurant!
1693
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,365
Let's do it. Come on.
1694
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,724
(AGENT SUGGS LAUGHS)
1695
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,283
Looks like Air Marshal Suggs
1696
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:53,204
is gonna be checking into
the Shelborne Hotel.
1697
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:54,521
Yes!
1698
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,609
Time for a chip hunt!
1699
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,371
BABYSITTER: I really
wanna go with you...
1700
01:05:58,720 --> 01:05:59,767
but I'm stuck babysitting.
1701
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:00,967
Aw, man. The babysitter.
1702
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,202
I hope when they get here,
they're not annoying.
1703
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,050
Let's go.
Like, this last time...
1704
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,248
I had a kid,
and he was, like...
1705
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,408
"Oh, my gosh, can I have
yogurt?" And I was like...
1706
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,005
"Oh, my gosh,
can you go to sleep?"
1707
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,127
I don't think
she knows we're here.
1708
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,326
I was like, "Ridiculous."
1709
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,765
I don't think
she knows she's here.
1710
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,451
This really sucks,
when you're so responsible,
1711
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,608
and, like, everyone
around you is so not.
1712
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,888
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's hard.
1713
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,570
Oh, there you are.
1714
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,006
Well, okay, I'm totally
texting you right now.
1715
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:26,650
Hold on, let me
send you this picture.
1716
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,802
He's, like, super cute.
I really like him.
1717
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,730
Come on! Let's go.
Aw, I know.
1718
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,922
What are you talking about?
I like that he's hairy.
1719
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,570
Oh? Hairy, you say?
1720
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:36,921
Yeah, scruffy's, like, cute.
1721
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,121
It's like, "Hi, lam adorable,
but I'm also an animal."
1722
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,091
You know? Yeah, I know.
1723
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,083
Oh, yeah, right. Miles!
We're on our way.
1724
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,401
Yeah, I know he's
a little short, but
1725
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,010
I don't know, you know
that famous saying...
1726
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:49,445
Theo! Come on! Let's go!
1727
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:50,851
"Little things come in big
packages," or whatever.
1728
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,001
Oh, man.
It's like that.
1729
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,081
THEODORE: I think
she liked me.
1730
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,641
(GRUNTS) I, like, could be
doing so many more
1731
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,091
important things right now.
1732
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,521
I could be, I don't know,
getting a pedicure?
1733
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,206
I'm looking for
some chipmunks.
1734
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,604
Guys, their reservation
was at 8:00.
1735
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,286
So, we still might have time
to save the proposal.
1736
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,250
Come on, let's go. Go!
1737
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,321
AGENT SUGGS: Listen to me,
1738
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:14,407
I know these chipmunks
are here.
1739
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,005
This is a badge for the United
States government, okay?
1740
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,047
ALVIN: Okay, guys,
here's the plan...
1741
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,804
So, I need for you...
SIMON: Oh, no. It's Suggs!
1742
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:20,201
He found us.
1743
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,209
Theodore, get up!
Uh-oh!
1744
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,369
Miles, you gotta get
the ring to Dave!
1745
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,686
I'm not leaving you guys.
1746
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,365
We'll distract him. Just go!
1747
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:28,561
Run, run!
1748
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:29,846
Theo! Hurry!
Get back here!
1749
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,684
THEODORE: I'm going
as fast as I can!
1750
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,490
SIMON: Think of donuts,
think of donuts!
1751
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,483
THEODORE: Donuts? Whoo-hoo!
1752
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,887
Go, Miles, go!
Hurry!
1753
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,246
Run, run!
1754
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,561
Hide over here!
Where?
1755
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,722
I don't know!
Just think of something!
1756
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,641
Come on. Where are you?
1757
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,361
Where are you?
1758
01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:59,527
Come on.
1759
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,081
Come on. Come on.
1760
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:16,890
Hi... ya.
1761
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,201
(GROWLS)
See ya!
1762
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,487
Go, go, go!
1763
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,607
Run, run!
1764
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,728
Hurry, hurry! He's coming!
1765
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,250
Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!
1766
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,050
Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!
1767
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:34,121
(SIGHS)
Whew!
1768
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,601
Ha!
1769
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,604
Here's Suggsy! (LAUGHS)
1770
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,131
He's like the Terminator!
Yeah!
1771
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,646
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1772
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:45,921
Oh, no.
1773
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,610
This is ironic.
1774
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,609
We're gonna be going up...
1775
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,081
but I'm taking you boys down.
1776
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,201
(SNICKERS)
1777
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,727
Now, here's what's
gonna happen...
1778
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,130
I'm gonna turn you over
to Homeland Security...
1779
01:08:58,320 --> 01:08:59,560
and they're gonna put you
in a zoo prison
1780
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,766
for dangerous animals.
1781
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,881
(GASPS) Oh, no.
1782
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:03,928
And then, if you ever
get out of there...
1783
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,128
I'm gonna pay someone to
have you stuffed.
1784
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,207
Right.
1785
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,487
And I'm gonna give you
as a gift to Anna,
1786
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,324
who will hopefully
take me back.
1787
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,131
Dude, I'm sorry,
but it's over.
1788
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,081
You don't know that.
Theo, let's go.
1789
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,525
I just think there's something
wrong with her phone
1790
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,601
and she's not getting
my texts...
1791
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,643
or the flowers,
or my candy grams.
1792
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,410
And I, personally,
don't think it's uncommon...
1793
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:23,607
for someone to move
five times a year
1794
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,761
and change their number.
1795
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:26,444
Okay? It's normal.
1796
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,241
Oh, yeah. Totally normal.
1797
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,401
Alvin!
1798
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:31,567
What? What's going on?
1799
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,085
And that's our cue to leave.
1800
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,481
(GROANS)
(ALARM RINGING)
1801
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:35,931
It has been a treat.
1802
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,161
No... What are you doing?
1803
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,600
Elevator power off.
1804
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,809
(YELLS) No! No!
1805
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,124
(GASPS)
1806
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,441
ALVIN: Excuse me!
1807
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,601
THEODORE: Pardon me!
1808
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:55,681
Miles!
1809
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,883
Hey. What happened to
Officer Dingleberry?
1810
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,441
Let's just say
his elevator got stuck.
1811
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:01,806
Has Dave proposed yet?
1812
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,044
No, but they're on dessert.
It can't be long.
1813
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,281
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
1814
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,600
Oh, okay.
1815
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,361
You remember what to do?
1816
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,646
Yes, sir. Be no problem.
There's the box.
1817
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,643
It's go time.
Excuse me...
1818
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,484
young man, we have a strict
1819
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,483
no pets policy
at this restaurant.
1820
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,881
I'm going to have to ask you
to take your meerkats home.
1821
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,041
Meerkats!
1822
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,121
Esteban.
1823
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,885
Please escort these things
out of the restaurant.
1824
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,371
All right, all right.
1825
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,046
Come on, guys.
We know when we're not wanted.
1826
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,163
Evasive maneuvers! Nutmeg!
1827
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,766
He shoots, he scores!
Nice, Alvin!
1828
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,126
MILES: Go, Alvin, go!
1829
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,407
Did you hear that? It sounded
like somebody yelled "Alvin."
1830
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:36,481
Alley-OOP!
1831
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,721
Whoo-hoo!
1832
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,247
Pardon me!
1833
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,367
I think you're imagining it.
1834
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,806
Alvin!
ALVIN: I'm open!
1835
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:43,927
Or not.
1836
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:49,761
MAN: Oh!
1837
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,241
Gotcha!
1838
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,891
Whoo-hoo! Cold!
1839
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,684
(SHOUTS)
Whoa!
1840
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,841
Alvin?
1841
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,843
Oh. Hi there, Dave.
1842
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,281
Don't say it. Resist the urge.
1843
01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:13,681
We all know you wanna say it,
but hear me out.
1844
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,251
Miles? What?
1845
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,361
We can explain everything.
1846
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:17,885
Well, I can't wait
to hear this.
1847
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:19,567
Dave, we came to Miami
1848
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,125
to stop you two
from getting engaged.
1849
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,127
Oh, no.
1850
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:27,806
I just blew the surprise.
1851
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:30,531
But, and this is the part that
I'd like you to focus on...
1852
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,129
when Theodore
got hit by a car...
1853
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:34,725
Theodore got hit by a car?
1854
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:35,881
I did.
1855
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,406
He's fine. He was
saving Miles' life.
1856
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,647
Wait, he what?
1857
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,481
The point is,
we realized that...
1858
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,961
we like the idea of
you two being together,
1859
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,644
and we changed our minds.
1860
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,721
Yep.
1861
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,925
ALVIN: It might not be
the family in the photo
1862
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,451
that comes with the frame...
1863
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:55,082
but it's gonna be our family.
And we're proud of it.
1864
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:57,883
Guys, that ring isn't mine.
1865
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,129
So, you're not proposing?
1866
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,001
I'm sorry, Samantha. I'm not.
1867
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,241
Oh, thank God.
1868
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:07,961
I mean,
that's not what I meant.
1869
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,246
You know. I mean, not that
1870
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,446
I couldn't see it
happening someday.
1871
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,364
I mean, uh... Not that
I'm expecting it to happen.
1872
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:13,930
But I mean,
if it did happen...
1873
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,491
I'm spiraling, aren't I?
1874
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,330
A little.
What I mean is...
1875
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,006
I would love it if we could
just take our time because...
1876
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,367
I really want it to work.
1877
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:26,361
Me, too.
1878
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,082
ALVIN: I'm very
confused right now.
1879
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,442
You brought this ring to Miami
1880
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,285
and you said you had to
come to dinner, so...
1881
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,442
I was holding it for Barry.
1882
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,125
My sound engineer.
1883
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,203
He's proposing to
his girlfriend, Alice,
1884
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:42,691
at the restaurant right now...
1885
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,649
with an empty ring box.
Oh, my God.
1886
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:45,847
Will you marry me?
1887
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,321
It's not empty.
1888
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,641
A breath mint?
1889
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,444
(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)
1890
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,366
Miss Grey, over here.
1891
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:12,561
When are you
going back on tour?
1892
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,487
MAN: The greenroom is
right this way, Mr. Seville.
1893
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,131
The only reason
we're not headed
1894
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,486
back to LA right now
is because...
1895
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,005
I have to be here.
1896
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:25,164
As soon as the show is over,
we're all going home.
1897
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:28,930
I don't think I've ever been
more disappointed
1898
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,650
in you guys
than I am right now.
1899
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,647
If Dave didn't wanna
get rid of us before,
1900
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,245
he definitely does now.
1901
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:42,609
All because we only cared
about if we were happy.
1902
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:45,001
Maybe it's a chipmunk thing,
like hoarding, you know?
1903
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,844
Maybe we're
emotional hoarders?
1904
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,286
Actually, chipmunks are
1905
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:50,004
traditionally
very caring creatures.
1906
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,050
Oh, nuts.
Well, that means it's us.
1907
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,208
I'd do anything to fix this.
1908
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,209
Wait. Maybe we can fix it.
1909
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,840
By doing the one thing
we do best!
1910
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,530
Cause mischief on
land, sea and air?
1911
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:04,841
Eat all of Dave's food?
1912
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,530
No! Music!
1913
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:08,523
When words aren't enough,
we sing!
1914
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,682
So let's give Dave
one last song
1915
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,201
to show him
how we really feel about him.
1916
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:15,567
Miles, start working on
that little country riff
1917
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,801
you were doing in Texas.
1918
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,644
Where are you going?
There's so much to do.
1919
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,131
I need to talk to Wardrobe,
we need to...
1920
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:21,770
If we are gonna
bring down the house,
1921
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,644
we're gonna need some backup.
1922
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:30,724
<i>? Once upon a time
I was fallin' in love</i>
1923
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,086
Oh, boy.
1924
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,282
<i>? Now it's only
fallin' apart</i>
1925
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:35,726
Oh, okay.
1926
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:37,882
<i>? Nothin' I can say</i>
1927
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:43,171
<i>? A total
eclipse of the heart 4'</i>
1928
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,321
Ooh!
1929
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,601
(SCREAMS)
1930
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,721
Um, well...
1931
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,160
You're going to Hollywood!
1932
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:53,090
(SHRIEKS)
Alvin!
1933
01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:55,761
I'm going to Hollywood!
I'm going to Hollywood!
1934
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,968
Sorry, girls, I've always
wanted to say that.
1935
01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,929
What are you doing here?
Yeah.
1936
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,129
We're kind of in
the middle of auditions.
1937
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,406
I need your help.
1938
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,843
We really screwed up with Dave
and we gotta fix it.
1939
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,647
Because it's for Dave,
we're in.
1940
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,765
<i>ANNOUNCER: Please
give a warm welcome...</i>
1941
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,763
<i>for Miss Ashley Grey!</i>
1942
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,126
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1943
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,006
<i>Thank you, guys-</i>
1944
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,601
<i>Now, I have a very special
surprise for you...</i>
1945
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:29,446
<i>which was a surprise to me
as well until just now.</i>
1946
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,481
<i>Everybody, welcome
The Chipmunks!</i>
1947
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,645
(CHEERING)
1948
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:36,441
Thanks, Ashley.
1949
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,363
Thanks.
Thank you.
1950
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:40,121
ALVIN: Um...
1951
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,204
Before we perform,
1952
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:45,170
my brothers and I have
a few things to set straight.
1953
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:46,801
Earlier this evening...
1954
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,681
we accidentally ruined
a very special evening...
1955
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,842
for a very special woman
1956
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,769
and we'd like to
make it up to her.
1957
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:55,887
Yeah.
1958
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,007
Alice?
1959
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,128
Barry has something
he'd like to ask you.
1960
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:00,321
Again.
1961
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,165
Will you marry me this time?
1962
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:08,847
Yes.
1963
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,161
ALL: Aw.
1964
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,571
Yes.
1965
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,811
(APPLAUDING)
1966
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,366
Thanks, Chipmunks.
1967
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:21,323
And we just had one more
quick thing to say.
1968
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,766
Dave...
1969
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,524
We're really sorry.
We're sorry.
1970
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,842
So we wrote this
last song for you.
1971
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,725
(GUITAR PLAYING)
1972
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:39,366
<i>? Oh you shine bright</i>
1973
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:43,047
<i>? Brighter than all the stars</i>
1974
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:46,562
<i>? Brighter than fireworks</i>
1975
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,610
<i>? So I give you all my love</i>
1976
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,887
<i>? And you're perfection
even in your mistakes</i>
1977
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:59,442
<i>? Give affection even
when your heart aches</i>
1978
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:04,527
<i>? When I'm away,
you're who I'm thinking of</i>
1979
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,245
<i>? Because</i>
1980
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:10,041
<i>? You are my home, home, home</i>
1981
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,009
<i>? Wherever I may roam</i>
1982
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:13,764
Whoo!
Wow!
1983
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:17,288
<i>? You are the place where
I can rest my weary bones</i>
1984
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:21,041
<i>? You are my home, home, home</i>
1985
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:25,040
<i>? You are my home,
home, home</i>
1986
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:32,891
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1987
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:34,721
(LAUGHS)
1988
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,289
Please welcome The Chipettes!
1989
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:44,811
<i>? You're a diamond
brightening my cloudy skies</i>
1990
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:45,887
Wow.
1991
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:49,407
<i>? Sparkling all through
the night</i>
1992
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:53,121
<i>? Light me up like fireflies</i>
1993
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:58,607
<i>? See you shinin'
even in the darkness</i>
1994
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:02,321
<i>? Stand beside me
when I don't deserve it</i>
1995
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,289
<i>? That's why I say</i>
1996
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,285
<i>? I give you all my love</i>
1997
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,204
<i>? Because</i>
1998
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,805
<i>? You are my home,
home, home</i>
1999
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,763
Whoo!
2000
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:16,288
<i>? Wherever I may roam</i>
2001
01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:20,047
<i>? You are the place where
I can rest my weary bones</i>
2002
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:24,125
<i>? You are my home, home, home</i>
2003
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:31,563
<i>? You're my number one
there's no doubt</i>
2004
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,449
<i>? And we stick together
throughout</i>
2005
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:37,201
<i>? Like Boy Scouts, we about
All for one till lights out</i>
2006
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,967
<i>? So, Dave, where u at?
Wave your hands front to back</i>
2007
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:44,806
<i>? Everybody take a look around
At my dad out in the crowd!</i>
2008
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,724
ALVIN: I love you, Dave!
2009
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,721
(VOCALIZING)
2010
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:02,681
<i>? You are my home,
home, home ?</i>
2011
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:05,520
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
2012
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:08,205
Thank you.
Nailed it.
2013
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,725
Thank you!
2014
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:10,927
Thank you, my people-
2015
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,525
(ALL PANTING)
2016
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,041
We still got it.
2017
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,170
Yeah! Whoo!
2018
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:17,685
Girls, thank you.
2019
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,171
We owe you one.
2020
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:22,529
You owe us way more than one,
but, you're welcome.
2021
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,967
Guys, we have to
get back to auditions.
2022
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,520
Ryan's been
texting me like crazy.
2023
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,081
Come on, girls. Let's roll.
2024
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:33,407
Bye, Theodore-able. (GIGGLES)
2025
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,201
Miles, that was amazing!
2026
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:40,688
Dave, we're so sorry
2027
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:43,047
we came to Miami
without telling you.
2028
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,362
We just didn't wanna lose you.
2029
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,681
Lose me?
2030
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,723
Why would you guys ever think
you were gonna lose me?
2031
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,723
Because you said
you're starting
2032
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,245
a new chapter in your life.
2033
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,721
We thought you might
bail on us.
2034
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,928
Technically,
we're not even a family.
2035
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,889
We're just three chipmunks
who live with you.
2036
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,563
Is that what you guys think?
2037
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,246
I mean, I know I haven't
2038
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,209
really been around much
lately, and...
2039
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,050
things are changing for us,
2040
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,884
but I'd never
bail on you guys.
2041
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,044
Because we are a family.
2042
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,808
You're stuck with me
whether you like it or not.
2043
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,402
And I was probably
a little over-the-top
2044
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,562
on the whole
"no music" thing, okay?
2045
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:22,449
You guys can perform.
All right!
2046
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,125
But locally. Okay?
2047
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,281
Sure!
2048
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,245
And I promise to be a better
dad from here on out.
2049
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,562
What are you
talking about, Dave?
2050
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:33,764
You're the best dad
we could ever have.
2051
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,445
What do you say to
a little family dinner
2052
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,681
when we get home?
2053
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,251
You know, so we know where
2054
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,004
our kids are the entire time
we're together?
2055
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,366
That sounds perfect.
2056
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,845
Whoo-hoo! We rocked it!
2057
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:47,242
Simon, did you see me?
I was on fire! Oh.
2058
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,044
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
2059
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,929
but I had fun getting
in trouble with you guys.
2060
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:52,684
The trip might be over,
2061
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,205
but as long as
Alvin is around,
2062
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,770
we'll always get into trouble.
2063
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,604
Thanks, SH
Not a compliment.
2064
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,048
Oh, my God,
you guys were awesome.
2065
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:01,641
Hey, Miles, right?
2066
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,330
WOW, you played great!
2067
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:06,050
Thanks! Your cool song...
2068
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,364
I mean... I love when...
Music with your mouth...
2069
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,010
Oh, brother.
Uh...
2070
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,964
You're great.
Thank you.
2071
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,281
Phew! She bought it.
2072
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:18,249
Anyways, I have this party
2073
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:20,721
I'm supposed to go to
in L.A. Saturday night...
2074
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:21,927
if, um, maybe you'd wanna...
2075
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,001
Definitely, yeah.
2076
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:24,400
I'd, definitely
would like to...
2077
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,971
Yes. Definitely.
Oh.
2078
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,009
Okay. Well then
I'll definitely,
2079
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,884
definitely see you there.
2080
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,041
Okay.
2081
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,210
Bye.
Bye.
2082
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,564
ALVIN: (CHUCKLES)
Smooth, Miles.
2083
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:37,805
Real smooth.
2084
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,166
Bye.
2085
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,246
All right!
Hey, ready?
2086
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,401
Yeah.
2087
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:43,561
Bye, guys.
2088
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,810
Come on, guys. Let's go home.
2089
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,491
Should we remind him we're
on the No-Fly List?
2090
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,490
Definitely not.
2091
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,129
THEODORE: Um,
this doesn't look like home.
2092
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:11,201
It's not.
2093
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,361
We have one more
important thing
2094
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:13,726
to do before we go home.
2095
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,406
Oh, Dave, we've been
driving for three days!
2096
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,561
Can't it wait?
2097
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,165
Unfortunately not, boys.
2098
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,605
The courthouse
is closed tomorrow.
2099
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,690
I'm sorry, the what house?
2100
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,045
Are we going to jail?
2101
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:26,929
We didn't mean to cause an
emergency landing, Dave!
2102
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,525
It was freezing in cargo!
2103
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:32,527
Does this look like a face
that will survive prison?
2104
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,526
Come on.
2105
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,681
Dave Seville?
2106
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:39,761
Yep, that's me.
2107
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:41,281
By signing this...
2108
01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:43,727
you not only agree
to take care of,
2109
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,086
but to provide for the health,
2110
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,645
welfare and
educational needs...
2111
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,564
of Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
2112
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:50,081
I do.
2113
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,891
Alvin, Simon and Theodore,
do you agree to this adoption?
2114
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:54,201
Adoption?
2115
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,608
(GASPS) That's why we're here?
2116
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:59,722
You're adopting us?
2117
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:00,927
You guys were right.
2118
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,961
Even though you consider me
to be your dad, and...
2119
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,606
I love you like my own sons,
it's never been official.
2120
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:08,444
So I figured...
2121
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,250
let's make it official.
2122
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,401
Chipmunks?
2123
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:19,761
Yes?
2124
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,051
I still need you to say
something like "I agree."
2125
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:25,406
Just to make it legal.
2126
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,528
Oh, yeah! I agree!
2127
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,605
Yeah. Me, too!
2128
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,046
1,000%!
2129
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,406
And that's not even
a real number.
2130
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:34,481
(LAUGHS)
2131
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:37,087
Does this mean we're Sevilles?
2132
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:39,605
On this day...
2133
01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:41,524
David Seville has
officially adopted
2134
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,967
Alvin, Simon and Theodore
to be his children.
2135
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:45,890
You three now have
all the legal rights
2136
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,121
of any natural child.
2137
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:48,441
Or, chipmunk.
2138
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:53,126
I hereby sign this order
confirming this adoption.
2139
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,247
Congratulations.
2140
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:55,321
Thank you.
2141
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:56,441
Whoo-hoo!
Yay!
2142
01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,804
This is amazing! Yes!
2143
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:01,485
Guys, guys... Just...
2144
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,450
Up high, Judge. Give me some.
2145
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:04,926
Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy!
Awesome!
2146
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,001
Dave!
Whoa!
2147
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,167
Sweet!
2148
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,367
Yes! We're a family!
2149
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:09,686
We have a dad. Legally.
2150
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:11,001
Okay.
2151
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:12,286
Okay, all right. Alvin, okay.
2152
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:13,606
What an amazing day!
2153
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,681
(ALL LAUGHING)
2154
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:16,490
They're excited.
Yes!
2155
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,325
Hey, official and legal Dad?
2156
01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,164
Yes, official and legal son?
2157
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:29,688
Thanks for being the best
official and legal dad, Dad.
2158
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:32,411
Well, you three are the best
official and legal sons
2159
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:34,528
an official and legal father
could ask for.
2160
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,047
Aw. That's sweet
of you to say, Dad.
2161
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:38,201
Yeah.
2162
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,491
But seriously, guys, this is
the happiest day of my life.
2163
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:43,842
Literally nothing
could ruin it for me.
2164
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,331
(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)
2165
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,684
Oh, boy.
2166
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:52,684
(GASPS) Alvin.
2167
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:55,161
Totally forgot about this.
2168
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,765
Alvin!
2169
01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:06,123
<i>CHIPMUNKS: ? This hit
That ice cold</i>
2170
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,441
<i>? Michelle Pfeiffer
That white gold</i>
2171
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,443
<i>? This one for
them good girls</i>
2172
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:11,646
(AGENT SUGGS GROANS)
2173
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:12,721
<i>? Them good girls
Straight masterpiece</i>
2174
01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:14,330
<i>I Stylin', wilin'</i>
2175
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:16,562
<i>? Livin' it up in the city</i>
2176
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:18,011
<i>? Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent</i>
2177
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,605
Which way is the pool?
2178
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:20,761
<i>? Gotta kiss myself,
I'm so pretty</i>
2179
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:22,644
<i>? I'm too hot
4' Oh, yeah!</i>
2180
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:24,364
Thank you.
2181
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:25,561
<i>? I'm too hot</i>
2182
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:26,721
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
2183
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:29,008
<i>? Make a dragon
wanna retire, man</i>
2184
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,127
<i>? I'm too hot</i>
2185
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:31,327
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
2186
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:33,482
<i>? Say my name
you know who I am</i>
2187
01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:34,766
<i>? I'm too hot
4' Oh, yeah!</i>
2188
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,211
Got some bad news, muchacho.
2189
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:40,123
The chairs are for
hotel guests only. Beat it.
2190
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:41,281
Okay.
2191
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,482
I got some bad news
for you, too, muchacho.
2192
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:44,641
I'm not moving.
2193
01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:46,051
I was just stuck
in your elevator of death
2194
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:47,321
for hours and
I'm probably out of a job...
2195
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:48,811
so I'm gonna sit in this chair
2196
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,928
by this pool,
and I'm gonna relax.
2197
01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:52,167
And if you got
a problem with it,
2198
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,890
you can carry me out. (LAUGHS)
2199
01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:56,924
You can carry me out!
Carry me out! Go for it!
2200
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,570
Yes, sir.
Go for it!
2201
01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:00,967
<i>? Oh</i>
2202
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:02,246
<i>? Don't believe
me just watch</i>
2203
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,560
That's him. That's the guy.
2204
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,569
Oh, come on! Come on.
2205
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,285
What are you gonna do,
carry me out? Really?
2206
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,004
Okay, you are gonna
carry me out. Okay!
2207
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:10,161
Okay, this is fine!
2208
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:12,243
I've been looking
to relax all day!
2209
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:13,970
I'm like Cleopatra!
2210
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:15,121
Floating away!
2211
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,009
I'm gonna chillax!
2212
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:19,401
<i>? Hey, hey, hey, Oh!</i>
2213
01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:21,403
<i>? Stop
Wait a minute</i>
2214
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:23,164
<i>? Fill my cup
Put some water in it</i>
2215
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:27,161
<i>? Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, Get the stretch!</i>
2216
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:31,330
<i>? Ride to Harlem, Hollywood,
Jackson, Mississippi</i>
2217
01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:34,011
<i>? If we show up
We gon' show out</i>
2218
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,531
<i>? Smoother than
a fresh jar of Skippy</i>
2219
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,601
<i>? I'm too hot!</i>
2220
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:37,681
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
2221
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,047
<i>? Call the police
and the fireman</i>
2222
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,929
<i>? I'm too hot
4' Oh, yeah!</i>
2223
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,128
<i>? Make a dragon
wanna retire, man</i>
2224
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:45,201
<i>? I'm too hot!</i>
2225
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:46,361
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
2226
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,329
<i>? Say my name
you know who I am</i>
2227
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:49,407
<i>? I'm too hot</i>
2228
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:50,481
<i>? Oh, yeah!</i>
2229
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:52,807
<i>? And my band 'bout that money
Break it down</i>
2230
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:53,881
<i>? Girls hit your hallelujah</i>
2231
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:54,927
<i>? Whoo</i>
2232
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:59,050
<i>? Girls hit your hallelujah
? Whoo</i>
2233
01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:05,241
<i>? 'Cause Uptown Funk
gon' give it to ya</i>
2234
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,368
<i>? Saturday night
and we in the spot</i>
2235
01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:09,482
<i>? Don't believe me just watch
Come on</i>
2236
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:13,801
<i>? Whoo!</i>
2237
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:17,322
<i>? Uh, don't believe me
just watch</i>
2238
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,324
<i>? Yeah, come on!</i>
2239
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:32,170
<i>? Don't believe me just watch</i>
2240
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:36,006
<i>5 Hey, hey, hey, Oh!</i>
2241
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,288
(CHORUS SCATTING)
2242
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,931
<i>? Before we leave</i>
2243
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,843
<i>? Let me tell y'all
a little something</i>
2244
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:46,686
<i>? Uptown Funk it up</i>
2245
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:49,081
<i>? I said Uptown Funk it up</i>
2246
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:54,843
<i>? Uptown Funk it up</i>
2247
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,922
<i>? Come on, dance
Jump on it</i>
2248
01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,168
<i>? If you can dance,
then flaunt it</i>
2249
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,322
<i>? If you freaky, then own it</i>
2250
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:03,209
<i>? Don't brag about it
Come show me</i>
2251
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,328
<i>? Come on, dance
Jump on it</i>
2252
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,687
<i>? If you can dance,
then flaunt it</i>
2253
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:09,962
<i>? Saturday night
and we in the spot</i>
2254
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:11,530
<i>? Don't believe me just watch</i>
2255
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,529
<i>? Come on</i>
2256
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,361
<i>? Whoo!</i>
2257
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:19,967
<i>? Uh, don't believe me
just watch</i>
2258
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:22,884
<i>? Yeah, come on!</i>
2259
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:28,087
<i>? Uptown Funk it up</i>
2260
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,446
<i>? Say what?</i>
2261
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:30,806
<i>? Uptown Funk it up</i>
2262
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:33,167
<i>? Uptown Funk it up a'</i>
2263
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:43,287
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2264
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:47,041
<i>? Wanna shout it from
the rooftops</i>
2265
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,121
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2266
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:54,684
<i>? I feel the love
under the stars</i>
2267
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:59,527
<i>? On the rooftop tonight</i>
2268
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,080
<i>? Here we come together as one</i>
2269
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:06,051
<i>? Connected by
our beating hearts</i>
2270
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,929
<i>? All around the world</i>
2271
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,889
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2272
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:11,610
<i>? I'm calling out to you</i>
2273
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,364
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2274
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:15,329
<i>? A revolution of love</i>
2275
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,323
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2276
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:19,169
<i>? Here we go, go, go</i>
2277
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:28,365
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2278
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:32,081
<i>? Wanna shout it
from the rooftops</i>
2279
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:37,007
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2280
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:43,969
<i>? Green lights all of the way
on the freeway of love</i>
2281
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:47,722
<i>? We got it all
if we got each other</i>
2282
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:51,009
<i>? And everything
will be all right</i>
2283
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:52,884
<i>? All around the world</i>
2284
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,804
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2285
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:56,689
<i>? I'm calling out to you</i>
2286
01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:58,649
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2287
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:00,484
<i>? A revolution of love</i>
2288
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,290
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2289
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,169
<i>? Here we go, go, go</i>
2290
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:13,490
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2291
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:17,121
<i>? Wanna shout it
from the rooftops</i>
2292
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:20,841
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2293
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:24,641
<i>? We're on a one way ticket
to paradise</i>
2294
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:28,361
<i>? We're kicking down the doors
and coming alive</i>
2295
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:33,440
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2296
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,086
<i>? From the ground up</i>
2297
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:51,091
<i>? Let's start
a revolution of love</i>
2298
01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:55,728
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2299
01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,448
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2300
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,202
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2301
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:07,206
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2302
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:10,967
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2303
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:17,041
<i>? Wanna shout it
from the rooftops</i>
2304
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:20,806
<i>? All we need is love</i>
2305
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:24,601
<i>? We're on a one way ticket
to paradise</i>
2306
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:28,725
<i>? We're kicking down the doors
and coming alive</i>
2307
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:36,082
<i>r All we need is love</i>
2308
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,847
<i>? From the ground up</i>
2309
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:51,084
<i>? Let's start
a revolution of love a ?</i>
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