American Crude 2008 . English subtitles. Субтитры к фильму на английском языке.

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{175}{294}{Y:i}Oh, what a tangled web we weave|When first we practice to deceive.
{299}{393}{Y:i}That's Bill Shakespeare.|He knew it 500 years ago.
{398}{477}{Y:i}The art of deception has|created wars, destroyed kingdoms...
{482}{547}{Y:i}... brought down the world's|greatest empires.
{551}{653}{Y:i}And it was a crude web of lies|that I wove that led to my downfall.
{656}{727}{Y:i}See that guy there?|That's me, Johnny Grand.
{731}{785}{Y:i}Not so long ago, I had it all.
{789}{887}{Y:i}Big house in the suburbs,|beautiful wife, plenty of dough.
{891}{935}{Y:i}The American dream.
{976}{1041}{Y:i}And this is the story|of how I lost it all.
{1473}{1568}{Y:i}Meet my friend Carlos,|ex-client, another jailbird.
{1571}{1663}{Y:i}Only this one has just flown the coop|with a little help from yours truly.
{1667}{1724}{Y:i}I went to law school|with the right intentions...
{1728}{1792}{Y:i}... but I got lost|somewhere along the line.
{1924}{1991}{Y:i}Felonious Spinks, friend of Carlos.
{1995}{2050}{Y:i}Sometimes lover,|sometimes whipping boy.
{2055}{2129}{Y:i}Plays her almost as well|as he plays the saxophone.
{2179}{2256}{Y:i}This is my wife, Jane.|She likes it on top.
{2260}{2331}{Y:i}Always has to be in control.
{2335}{2365}{Y:i}Always did.
{2383}{2410}Johnny.
{2433}{2471}Johnny.
{2504}{2581}Earth to Johnny.
{2607}{2655}What? What did you say? What?
{2659}{2770}We were making love and you just|drifted off in your own world again.
{2774}{2865}- Who are you fantasizing about?|- Concentrating, trying not to come.
{2870}{2950}I want you inside me.
{3020}{3068}{Y:i}This is my best friend, Bill.
{3072}{3151}{Y:i}Bill fucked up. He trusted me.
{3171}{3238}Come on, honey, I don't want|to be late again.
{3242}{3299}I haven't even put on|my goddamn makeup yet.
{3303}{3343}Can't you put it on in the car?
{3347}{3396}I don't want to be|Mr. and Mrs. Tardy.
{3401}{3492}All right, you know what?|Don't start with me.
{3496}{3547}Jesus Christ.
{3579}{3686}{Y:i}This is Olivia, my ex-girlfriend|and the love of my life.
{3696}{3752}{Y:i}Next week she's marrying Bill.
{3756}{3807}What are you doing? Let me go.
{3811}{3850}Let go.
{4190}{4233}What the hell was that?
{4242}{4286}I want a kid.
{4290}{4355}- I don't.|- Too bad, I'm ovulating.
{4410}{4447}You said you were on the pill.
{4503}{4542}I lied.
{4614}{4668}Did you just baby-rape me?
{4699}{4812}{Y:i}Meet Gigi LaRush, exotic dancer.|Very gifted.
{4816}{4847}{Y:i}I plea-bargained my way...
{4851}{4950}{Y:i}... out of her third solicitation offense|by setting the judge up with a hooker.
{4954}{4998}{Y:i}Gigi owes me.
{5084}{5142}Goddamn sink.
{5187}{5267}{Y:i}Right now, Gigi's biggest problem|is her plumbing.
{5274}{5336}{Y:i}But by midnight it'll be murder.
{5500}{5576}{Y:i}This is Enrique.|He thinks God is on his side.
{5581}{5636}{Y:i}He kidnaps young girls,|sells them for profit.
{5640}{5715}{Y:i}A long time ago he left Carlos|for dead.
{5721}{5803}{Y:i}His past will catch up to him|before the night is through.
{5818}{5878}{Y:i}And this is my father, dear old Dad.
{5882}{5947}{Y:i}A master of deception|and a tower of corruption.
{5952}{5985}{Y:i}He's the perfect Republican.
{5990}{6063}{Y:i}He doesn't know it yet,|but he's in for a fall.
{6116}{6172}The boat leaves in the morning.
{6186}{6239}Bring me another one tonight.
{6243}{6284}Just like the last one.
{6296}{6346}A cheerleader.
{6356}{6403}Nice and young.
{6412}{6463}A teenybopper.
{6480}{6536}{Y:i}Introducing Tammy Snow.
{6541}{6618}{Y:i}All she wants is to follow|her dreams.
{6871}{6920}{Y:i}These are the players,|this is the night...
{6924}{6990}{Y:i}... of the grand tragedy|that changed my life.
{6998}{7062}{Y:i}And this is how it all began.
{7084}{7116}Who were you thinking about?
{7139}{7170}When?
{7174}{7268}When we were making love|and you were lost in some world.
{7272}{7326}- Who were you fantasizing about?|- I told you...
{7331}{7383}...I wasn't fantasizing,|I was concentrating.
{7387}{7439}You fantasize about other women,|you said so.
{7443}{7512}Yeah, all men do that,|that's not the point.
{7515}{7560}I'd hope I'd be enough.
{7564}{7612}Don't take it personally,|none of us are.
{7622}{7669}What was the point|of getting married?
{7673}{7770}Marriage serves a perfectly useful|and reasonable sociological function.
{7775}{7804}Well, that's romantic.
{7818}{7878}It's necessary, what separates us|from the animals.
{7884}{7925}You're troubled, do you know that?
{7929}{7998}You need to take one of|those mood medications or something.
{8005}{8084}Why do you always invalidate my|point by suggesting I'm unbalanced?
{8090}{8148}- Well, aren't you?|- Who isn't unbalanced?
{8152}{8216}You're not the poster child|for mental health yourself.
{8225}{8315}Oh, so now I'm crazy.
{8319}{8398}See, manipulation. I'm damned if I do,|I'm damned if I don't.
{8402}{8450}That's how you work,|how women work.
{8596}{8626}{Y:i}- Hello?|- Manny.
{8630}{8675}{Y:i}- Hey.|- Hey.
{8679}{8749}{Y:i}- It's Mr. Grand.|- Hey, Mr. Grand, good to talk to you.
{8753}{8812}Good to talk to you too.
{8822}{8870}Remember that conversation we had|last week?
{8875}{8915}{Y:i}- About the lamb?|- That's right.
{8919}{8978}{Y:i}- Oh, yeah.|- You score for me tonight...
{8982}{9049}...you got a thousand big ones|coming your way.
{9053}{9112}{Y:i}- A thousand?|- That's right, a grand.
{9117}{9155}{Y:i}- No problem?|- No, no problem.
{9160}{9192}That's what I like to hear.
{9196}{9236}{Y:i}- Okay.|- Okey-doke.
{9240}{9290}{Y:i}Yeah, no problem, bye.
{9336}{9371}Yes, dear.
{9376}{9424}I know what time it is.
{9428}{9467}{Y:i}And this is my mother.
{9471}{9543}{Y:i}The day she filed for divorce,|she fell down the stairs.
{9547}{9663}{Y:i}- Dad claims it was an accident.|- Till death do us part.
{9736}{9801}Well, now, that should|just about do it.
{9879}{9919}What seems to be the trouble?
{9923}{10000}Well, now, from what I could deduce|of the situation...
{10005}{10072}...your drainage system was|entangled with a prophylactic.
{10076}{10147}The good news is that your sink|was never the problem.
{10151}{10242}Here it was with your garbage|disposal all along. And this...
{10246}{10286}This little fellow right here.
{10298}{10346}Why, he was gumming up|all the works.
{10416}{10464}Listen, Jim...
{10468}{10553}...l'm a little low on cash right now.|Is there anything I can get...
{10563}{10660}...anything I can do for you?
{10726}{10764}I could use a glass of milk.
{10783}{10839}I don't have milk,|just cream for coffee.
{10843}{10872}That'd be just dandy.
{10876}{10940}- A coffee?|- No, just the cream, thanks.
{10946}{11024}- Just a glass of cream?|- Oh, boy, that'd be just dandy.
{11027}{11062}{Y:i}Hey, sk8er boy.
{11067}{11128}{Y:i}Webcam's still out, huh?
{11132}{11212}{Y:i}You said we were gonna hang on|Thursday, and then you never called.
{11229}{11325}{Y:i}What's the matter? Mommy|and Daddy won't let you out to play?
{11697}{11752}{Y:i}- Tonight? Okay, you're on.|- You little cutie-pie.
{11756}{11820}{Y:i}You'd better be there. Hope you're|as good as you sound.
{11824}{11903}{Y:i}- You know downtown?|- Like the back of my litter box.
{11941}{12027}You are a bad little kitty.
{12034}{12135}I live just east|of the convention center...
{12139}{12218}...at 8th Street and...
{12335}{12420}Goddamn useless piece of shit.
{12511}{12542}How's your cream, Jim?
{12569}{12613}- Yummy.|- You know, Jim...
{12616}{12703}...l'm running a little late|for work tonight, so maybe...
{12707}{12766}...just this once we could|take a rain check?
{12777}{12827}I know what you do for work.
{12832}{12903}You don't exactly have to "clock in."
{12907}{12980}I'm real sorry, but I don't take|rain checks.
{12986}{13072}I expect full payment upon completion|of each and every job I do.
{13077}{13107}And you know that.
{13167}{13214}Yeah, I know.
{13218}{13285}I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to ask.
{13302}{13338}What would you like?
{13359}{13406}A spit and a polish|would do the trick.
{13435}{13474}Okay.
{13691}{13782}Yes, baby. Thattagirl.
{13930}{13995}Get in the car, Carnelito,|you're driving.
{14170}{14198}Where's the girl?
{14202}{14262}I thought you said you were|getting me laid tonight.
{14266}{14335}Hold your horses, she's in the trunk.
{14339}{14416}- In the trunk?|- In the trunk.
{14423}{14473}Well, is she hot?
{14544}{14620}She's a real animal.
{14791}{14840}What are you doing?
{14843}{14891}- What do you mean?|- Fucking rush me...
{14896}{14933}...telling me how late we are...
{14936}{15022}...and you let that guy in front|like we had all the time in the world.
{15027}{15074}Jesus,|what difference does one car make?
{15079}{15158}Oh, that is what everyone says, Bill.
{15162}{15270}I mean, one car turns into another|car, and another, and another.
{15331}{15407}- That's not what this is about.|- What is it about, Bill?
{15411}{15462}Johnny and Jane.
{15466}{15494}You don't wanna go.
{15498}{15572}I am having... I'm having a hard time|dealing with them right now.
{15577}{15624}What? Why? Wha... I don't get it.
{15628}{15691}What, what?|You just suddenly outgrown them?
{15696}{15796}Yeah, kind of like Puff the Dragon,|and little Jackie Paper, you know?
{15800}{15856}It's just time to move on.
{15967}{16026}What the fuck was that about?
{16031}{16092}That jerk almost took off|the front end of our car.
{16096}{16159}Well, then, don't shout at me,|it is not my fault.
{16164}{16210}I'm not shouting at you!
{16214}{16243}I'm just frustrated.
{16247}{16306}Then don't let him get away with it,|you know?
{16310}{16351}God, do something about it.
{16355}{16428}- Like what?|- I don't know, something. Anything.
{16432}{16494}God. Give him the finger.|Tell him to fuck off.
{16499}{16584}Broadside him, whatever.|Just don't do nothing.
{16630}{16740}Come on, you fucking wetbacks!|You fucking lowlife losers!
{16744}{16795}Come on! Hey.
{16799}{16851}You trying to get us killed?
{16855}{16896}Have you ever heard of road rage?
{16914}{16971}The guy could have a gun.
{16978}{17099}You are always so careful.|Just so fucking predictable.
{17113}{17192}I mean, what in the hell|are you so angry about?
{17211}{17250}I don't know.
{17267}{17332}You know, I wish you'd figure it out.
{17337}{17384}Because we're getting married|next week...
{17390}{17466}...and I don't want to spend|the rest of my life defending myself.
{17470}{17555}{Y:i}Wait, we can't fulfill each other's|every need. We marry who we marry.
{17559}{17588}{Y:i}Most people don't change.
{17593}{17658}{Y:i}Men and women will never|truly understand each other.
{17663}{17704}We can try to make the best of it.
{17709}{17764}We can't possibly be everything|to each other...
{17767}{17828}...all the time.|- Hence your desire for other women.
{17834}{17859}That's not my desire.
{17863}{17936}That's just the man in me.|That's the nature of being a man.
{17941}{18010}What exactly is that? Do tell.
{18014}{18098}I'm just saying that I can't change|my animal desires. You understand?
{18102}{18150}That's the point|I'm trying to get across.
{18164}{18224}Good point.|I'm gonna get off this roller coaster.
{18230}{18287}I have potato salad to make.
{18502}{18537}Yo, Carlos, what's up, baby?
{18541}{18618}Your man is home,|and he gots presents for you.
{18646}{18744}You getting all clean|and fresh for Daddy, aren't you?
{18748}{18783}You got everything we need?
{18787}{18870}Yeah, I got the hot dogs,|the beer, the T-shirt, the jeans.
{18875}{18964}I even stopped over there at|Trashy Lancey's Lingerie on Flower...
{18968}{19059}...and picked up|some of the finest finery fit for a ho.
{19063}{19103}You're the pimp.
{19108}{19151}- I know, baby.|- You got the weapons?
{19156}{19218}I got everything in the trunk.|What's up with Enrique?
{19223}{19267}First of the month,|tonight's the night.
{19272}{19370}Tonight? Man,|you done had my ass running all day.
{19382}{19466}All right, I know how to do this.|I'm gonna take me a nap.
{19470}{19551}Get up off your lazy black ass.|It is D-day.
{19555}{19639}Hey, man, look.|Do not be bitch-slapping me like that.
{19643}{19731}You want a fucking life, huh?|You want the bling-bling?
{19735}{19815}You know it's not even about that.|We've had this conversation before.
{19819}{19878}I know you running the show,|and you got the booty...
{19883}{19968}...but don't ever treat me like some|lackey-ass nigger along for the ride.
{19972}{20044}- I treat you like a nigger?|- You call me "nigger" all the time.
{20049}{20128}Your black friends call each|other nigger. "Hey, nigger."
{20131}{20171}Don't bring my friends into this.
{20175}{20247}That's our culture|and that's our way of relating.
{20251}{20313}- You know that.|- That's called Ebonics, man. Right?
{20329}{20363}You need to check yourself.
{20367}{20429}Somebody's going to get hurt|and it ain't gonna be me.
{20433}{20501}- You going to hurt me, bitch?|- Oh, now I'm your bitch, huh?
{20504}{20578}- Yeah, you're my bitch.|- All right, I'm a show you a bitch.
{21058}{21110}- What's wrong?|- I can't, Kip.
{21114}{21143}Well, sure you can.
{21148}{21194}Stop.
{21198}{21260}I know I can, but I don't want to.
{21282}{21330}If you loved me, you'd do it with me.
{21335}{21372}If you loved me...
{21376}{21472}...I mean if you really loved me|in your heart of hearts, you'd wait.
{21477}{21531}You wouldn't push me.
{21539}{21620}Push you? We've been going out|for almost three weeks.
{21624}{21698}I already gave you more time than|other boys at school would've.
{21702}{21760}I mean,|we're gonna be seniors next year.
{21764}{21838}- I know.|- We're moving into adulthood. It's time.
{21842}{21903}Are you saying I should just do it?
{21907}{21987}You know, "it," because it's time?
{22010}{22098}- God tells you when it's time.|- Now, what are you talking about?
{22103}{22174}Take puberty, for example.|That's what God does to our bodies...
{22179}{22212}...so we know we're ready.
{22234}{22316}- God did it to us?|- Yes, in a manner of speaking.
{22320}{22380}If God made us,|then he must have designed us.
{22384}{22444}A girl can have her period,|she can have babies.
{22447}{22543}And once a boy can pop his rock,|he's got all the ammunition he needs.
{22584}{22640}Can I have that smoke?
{22666}{22698}It just figures that...
{22702}{22774}...if God wanted us to wait|until we were grown to have sex...
{22786}{22844}...then he would have made us|that way.
{22864}{22923}I want to make something of myself,|Kip.
{22928}{22966}God, I know it sounds crazy...
{22970}{23046}...but I feel like I'm special somehow,|you know.
{23050}{23101}And I don't want|to go getting pregnant...
{23104}{23159}...before I get the chance|to follow my dreams.
{23169}{23230}I don't want to ruin your dreams.
{23243}{23299}I just want us to feel good.
{23454}{23512}Better get your hands off her, boy.
{23517}{23595}Mr. Snow, it ain't what it looks like.|I was helping her with her...
{23599}{23663}I know what you were|helping her with.
{23666}{23706}Get on down here, little girl.
{23720}{23778}Hey, I'm not a little girl|anymore, Daddy.
{23812}{23873}Get your ass down here now!
{23979}{24006}Hurry up.
{24090}{24138}I hope you're proud of yourself.
{24143}{24224}Smoking cigarettes and slutting it up,|right here under my own roof.
{24227}{24278}Hey, I ain't no slut.
{24283}{24351}- You, I'm going to kick your ass.|- Daddy, leave him alone.
{24356}{24399}You dirty little dog. Get ready.
{24403}{24506}- Daddy, stop.|- This is it. I've had enough of you.
{24538}{24628}Goddamn it.|Yeah, you'd better run, you little turd.
{24632}{24694}About to get|the ass-whipping of your life, boy.
{24795}{24906}Kip! Kip! Kip!
{24911}{24950}Daddy!
{24954}{25010}Get back here, little girl.
{25040}{25075}Get...
{25218}{25257}- Hey. Come in.|- Hi, hi.
{25262}{25296}- How you doing?|- Good, good.
{25300}{25364}- Hi. Yeah.|- Yeah.
{25383}{25410}Hey, so where's Johnny?
{25414}{25507}Surprise!
{25538}{25597}Surprise, honey.
{25668}{25695}I've missed you.
{25699}{25748}- Yeah, me too.|- Oh, I'm so happy for you.
{25751}{25799}You are gonna make|such a beautiful bride.
{25804}{25871}Hey, wake up, buddy.|You're signing your death certificate.
{25876}{25951}The end of sex. The end of freedom.|It's all downhill from here.
{25955}{26010}You should know.|After all, you know everything.
{26015}{26083}You're catching on. Does this mean|it's all over between us?
{26088}{26164}Stop, all right?|Get your breath off my face.
{26168}{26207}You need to tame your beast.
{26211}{26242}- Bill, my man.|- Yeah?
{26247}{26334}You are one lucky lady.|You got yourself a keeper right here.
{26339}{26375}Oh, I love you so much.
{26379}{26430}We gotta get out of here.|Are we ready to go?
{26435}{26499}- This estrogen's gonna kill me.|- Where you guys going?
{26503}{26555}Boys' night out.|Bachelor party, you know...
{26560}{26604}- Bachelor party? I told you...|- Surprise.
{26609}{26656}I told you|I don't want a bachelor party.
{26660}{26709}Now, Bill,|you can't go against tradition.
{26714}{26804}This is your last opportunity to enter|that free world with your balls intact.
{26809}{26876}Well, thank you very much.|My balls will always be intact.
{26881}{26959}We took a lot of time to make sure|that you two had a night...
{26963}{27032}...that you would never forget.|So stick with the program.
{27035}{27128}Besides, we have plans of our own|that don't include you.
{27133}{27172}- What plans?|- Bye.
{27175}{27245}You're pussing out on me, Bill.|Don't puss out on me.
{27250}{27327}We've been through a lot together.|This is a big night.
{27332}{27418}I just don't want to disgrace|the whole point of the celebration.
{27422}{27468}- Being what?|- Our marriage.
{27473}{27516}What is the matter with you?
{27521}{27576}I seem to recall|at Phil's bachelor party...
{27580}{27672}...you were wrangling a dime out of|a stripper's ass with your canine teeth.
{27676}{27702}That doesn't count.
{27706}{27758}You know how I used to get|when I got wasted.
{27762}{27846}- You were the life of the fucking party.|- You know what? That wasn't me.
{27850}{27919}That was the booze, the blow.|That was before I got married.
{27923}{27983}- You're not married.|- Engaged. You know what I mean.
{27988}{28056}I don't know what you mean.|That's the point of this thing.
{28060}{28113}We're celebrating|the last of your singledom.
{28118}{28183}I will guarantee the girls|know how to have a send-off.
{28187}{28270}They make us out to be the animals,|but they want it worse than we do.
{28274}{28332}Indiscriminate seed,|it's in their biology.
{28336}{28389}{Y:i}I saw something|on Animal Planet about that.
{28393}{28434}They go into heat like dogs.
{28438}{28486}- Like bitches, right?|- That's right, Phil.
{28490}{28573}It's a proven theory, accepted|in the majority of scientific circles.
{28577}{28672}Men want sex, women need the seed.|And if you can't keep...
{28675}{28756}...the high, hard one coming,|she's going to be looking elsewhere.
{28761}{28840}- Well, I got no problems there.|- Yeah, you're a regular stud, are you?
{28844}{28904}Olivia and I make love every night,|no matter what.
{28954}{29010}Bullshit, you do not.|Give me a fucking break.
{29014}{29079}No couple makes love every night.
{29084}{29136}You got a better chance|to win the lottery...
{29140}{29212}...and get struck by lightning|on your way to cash the ticket.
{29215}{29282}Hate to burst your cynical bubble,|Johnny, but, yes, we do.
{29286}{29367}Olivia and I make love every night.
{29383}{29440}- What about when you're fighting?|- Doesn't matter.
{29444}{29520}What about if she's got a cold|or she's got a bronchial infection?
{29524}{29610}At the first sign of a sniffle,|I cut Jane off from all physical contact.
{29614}{29691}I don't catch cooties to prove|I love her. I'm sensitive enough...
{29695}{29739}...not to bump uglies|when she's sick.
{29743}{29768}You always do this.
{29773}{29866}You jump all over one trivial thing|and just run it into the ground.
{29870}{29907}It's what I do, I'm a litigator.
{29911}{29978}- I'm just going to turn around.|- Wait, you can't go back.
{29982}{30011}Why not?
{30015}{30097}The girls are back there,|and they got it going on.
{30142}{30169}What are they doing?
{31780}{31870}That is one funky-ass,|psychedelic sunset.
{31874}{31929}You should see the sunsets in Cuba.
{31946}{31972}You remember Cuba?
{31986}{32039}You never forget your first sunset.
{32043}{32090}So how'd you...?|How'd you get out of there?
{32094}{32123}How'd you get out of Cuba?
{32128}{32230}My mother. She sold her sex|on the streets of Havana...
{32239}{32331}...to get money to send me|and my aunts to the States.
{32344}{32404}She said she would come,|but she never did.
{32431}{32513}And then we came to Miami,|and we meet a man.
{32552}{32586}Enrique.
{32600}{32655}And he take us here.
{32670}{32708}He was a bad man.
{32713}{32788}Made us promises,|made a whore of my aunt...
{32793}{32855}{Y:i}... and when he tried to do it to me,|I escaped.
{32859}{32951}{Y:i}And he found me.|And him and Spence...
{32960}{33020}{Y:i}... they did bad things to me.
{33135}{33198}That's what all this firepower's for?
{33252}{33300}Wait, you said something|about some money.
{33305}{33367}You said we were going|to be breaking the bank tonight.
{33382}{33483}We are. Enrique and his brother,|they're the ones with the money.
{33609}{33652}It's a full moon.
{33657}{33771}And the full moon|brings out the lunatics.
{33928}{33960}Lunatics!
{34183}{34237}My Yankee Doodle Dandy.
{34394}{34420}Who is it?
{34425}{34526}Mr. Grand, it's me, Manny.
{34530}{34571}Oh, Manny.
{34574}{34616}Come in.
{34751}{34788}What the hell is that?
{34792}{34848}It's a surprise.
{34915}{34982}- Ta-da.|- Ta-da what?
{34986}{35043}It's a lamb.
{35047}{35147}It's a sheep. You want to tell me|what it's doing in my apartment?
{35167}{35214}You told me to bring you a lamb.
{35233}{35279}That was a metaphor.
{35296}{35327}What's a metaphor?
{35331}{35414}A comparison|not using "like" or "as."
{35418}{35479}By "lamb" I meant "girl."
{35483}{35509}A young girl.
{35514}{35585}It's just that...|You showed me that movie. I figured...
{35590}{35656}I mean, you said people get off on...|What you call it?
{35660}{35687}Bestiality?
{35692}{35755}Yeah. Exactly.|So we brought the lamb.
{35784}{35918}So you want me to film you|having your way with it?
{35941}{36015}Not me. Julio here's gonna do it.
{36020}{36114}So you want me to pay you|to film your one-eyed friend...
{36117}{36160}...fornicating with a dead sheep.
{36164}{36244}Necrophilia meets bestiality.
{36248}{36326}She ain't dead, she's sleeping.
{36366}{36398}Watch.
{36428}{36506}- Get back here, you wooly bitch.|- Hey. Watch the table.
{36510}{36547}Get that thing out of here.
{36552}{36642}Get him out of here!|Get that thing out of my apartment.
{36670}{36712}Watch the... Watch the table.
{36716}{36781}- Goddamn it. Goddamn. Stop it!|- Get him, Julio.
{36807}{36874}Get him out of here, goddamn it.|Grab him!
{36903}{36943}- Yes. Yeah.|- Hit it.
{37097}{37180}Clean hit. No blood.|She's sleeping like a baby.
{37184}{37247}And when she comes to,|she'll be easy as pie.
{37251}{37344}We just prop her up|and Julio buries the meat puppet.
{37348}{37405}What the fuck?
{37458}{37570}So what? What does it matter|if it's a he or a she?
{37579}{37616}I ain't no homo.
{37670}{37730}You would fuck a girl sheep,|but not a boy sheep.
{37733}{37811}- I would not fuck a boy.|- But you would fuck a sheep.
{37816}{37874}Gentlemen, could you please|curb your language?
{37878}{37956}My lovely wife is right there,|and she may seem out of it...
{37961}{38053}...but believe me,|she doesn't miss a fucking thing.
{38451}{38548}Manny,|could you come here a second?
{38664}{38756}Would you tell your one-eyed friend|to wait in the car?
{38762}{38842}Look, Julio, why don't you go on down|and wait in the car?
{38846}{38915}Oh, and, Julio,|take the sheep with you.
{38919}{38960}Sit down, Manny.
{39055}{39093}Now, Manny...
{39139}{39165}...I like you.
{39174}{39230}You have imagination.
{39234}{39329}But if we are going to work together,|it is imperative that you understand...
{39334}{39419}...the delicate balance|of supply and demand.
{39423}{39491}Eighty percent of the population|like the kind of things...
{39495}{39543}...that they find|on the Playboy Channel.
{39548}{39658}Sexy, sometimes even a little rough,|but always romantic.
{39678}{39791}There's about another 15 to 17|percent that like the nasty shit.
{39794}{39879}S&M, bondage, role-playing,|strap-ons.
{39884}{39982}They like it somewhat sick,|but they like it done tastefully.
{39986}{40098}The other three to five percent,|the clientele that I cater to...
{40102}{40152}...they want a rush.
{40156}{40260}They want it illegal,|they want it nastier than nasty.
{40263}{40360}This audience is comprised mostly|of men, as you might have guessed.
{40364}{40446}Men who have|their primal roots firmly in hand.
{40449}{40593}But even they, God bless|their pagan souls, have their limits.
{40679}{40705}No sheep?
{40710}{40842}No man wants to watch|another man fuck a sheep.
{40897}{40984}- This is something I'd never realized.|- I'm not surprised.
{40987}{41122}And what do you think my clientele|would like to see upon that screen?
{41140}{41216}- A beautiful woman?|- No, Manny.
{41221}{41307}A girl. A beautiful girl.
{41371}{41404}Like Hollywood, right?
{41407}{41470}They make all that sick shit|with them teen bitches...
{41474}{41507}...because that's what sells.
{41511}{41590}That's right, Manny.|We're talking box office here.
{41855}{41926}Oh, now, that's|what I'm talking about, baby.
{41930}{41978}Oh, shut up.
{41984}{42043}Why don't you put|the toilet seat down, huh?
{42047}{42113}Don't start with that shit.|Why don't you ever put it up?
{42118}{42182}Every time I go to take a piss,|the toilet seat is down.
{42186}{42234}- And?|- Why should I put it down for you...
{42239}{42302}...when you don't have the decency|to put it up for me?
{42307}{42366}R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
{42369}{42459}That's why you open the door.|I am woman, hear me roar.
{42462}{42516}Yeah, yeah,|well, check this out, woman...
{42520}{42594}...if each one of us|took responsibility for our own shit...
{42598}{42628}...we'd be better off.
{42649}{42750}- You got everything?|- I am locked and loaded, baby.
{43186}{43244}All right, come here.
{43263}{43358}Hey, Courtney, three Cuervo.
{43370}{43397}Check out those hooters.
{43402}{43494}Oh, damn, that right there...|That's the good shit, right there.
{43498}{43543}- That's silicone.|- Silicone?
{43547}{43599}Silicone,|that stands up like good soldiers.
{43604}{43655}No, that was a crime|when they outlawed that.
{43677}{43714}- Tits?|- No, the silicone...
{43718}{43764}...the good stuff, the hard shit.
{43771}{43817}You know, the saline?|The saline sucks.
{43820}{43878}Saline is like a baggie full of water,|you know?
{43882}{43931}I could buy a goldfish|if I wanted that.
{43934}{43981}I never thought about it like that.
{43984}{44151}- Well, what do you think about, Phil?|- Killing Cindy. Where I'd bury her body.
{44161}{44196}- Other stuff.|- All right.
{44200}{44270}I don't know why a woman|would do that to her body.
{44295}{44357}- What don't you understand?|- It's gotta hurt.
{44367}{44487}- Maybe she wants bigger tits.|- Yeah, is it the... He gets it.
{44492}{44530}I think you're on to something.
{44535}{44644}Or maybe she's a victim|of media-driven propaganda.
{44648}{44736}Maybe she thinks unless she has huge|tits she's not going to be good enough.
{44740}{44820}- Some aesthetic they can't live up to...|- "Blah, blah, blah, victim..."
{44824}{44902}Listen, you know, she's got fake tits.|You've got money.
{44907}{44951}You think that that|puts you in control?
{44955}{45027}End of the night, she goes home|with the tits and the money.
{45031}{45080}What do you go home with? Him.
{45126}{45179}Look at her. Look at her.
{45183}{45248}You see those tits?|You think those are tits?
{45253}{45331}No, that's not tits.|Meal ticket. Meal ticket.
{45335}{45404}The bigger the tits,|the better the prospects.
{45409}{45472}You get rid of those hooters,|what is she?
{45477}{45539}- Hooter-less?|- Yes, exactly, she's hooter-less.
{45544}{45597}Would you go to a place|called Hooter-less? No.
{45611}{45690}If they have a good buffet,|it could be popular.
{45784}{45878}I am so wasted. I gotta... We gotta go.|I'm wasted.
{45898}{45942}Why are we following the little dog...
{45946}{46002}...when the big dog|has all the money in the safe?
{46007}{46066}The little dog's got keys|to the big dog's apartment.
{46070}{46156}- Big dog's got big guns.|- That makes sense.
{46160}{46244}- So where is he going?|- The cash drop-off at the bus station.
{46249}{46299}- We gonna do him at the station?|- Come on.
{46304}{46378}- You think I put on this outfit for you?|- Yeah, doll, you know.
{46383}{46471}Come on, come on,|business before pleasure, let's go.
{46546}{46654}It's not easy at a time like this to|put into words what it means to me...
{46658}{46718}...to have the privilege|of knowing you.
{46721}{46791}To know that there will always|be someone there...
{46795}{46844}...no matter how tough times are.
{46849}{46971}Someone you can share your deepest,|most intimate feelings...
{46976}{47123}...fantasies, your disappointments,|your deepest desires.
{47142}{47248}Someone you could trust|with your life.
{47252}{47322}Someone like Olivia.
{47357}{47419}To my best friend.
{47449}{47482}Cheers.
{47989}{48079}Hey, boozie, let's get a chilidog.
{48125}{48167}Is he all right? Are you all right?
{48171}{48238}- You wanna pull over?|- I am seriously fucked up right now.
{48242}{48303}Here. How about a pick-me-up?
{48343}{48407}You really are the fucking devil,|you know that?
{48447}{48553}Let's just say|we run in the same crowd.
{48660}{48706}Attaboy, Billy.
{48721}{48761}Just like riding a bicycle.
{48859}{48892}Fuck.
{49086}{49118}- Why are we stopping?|- Food.
{49123}{49194}Soak up the alcohol before|we take you back. Come on, Phil.
{49198}{49248}- I'm gonna stay here.|- You don't want food?
{49252}{49334}- Yeah, I'll take some.|- Come on, I'm not carrying it myself.
{49338}{49420}Hey. Hey, you can't leave|the car started here.
{49424}{49471}Hey, you can't...
{49991}{50031}Can I do something for you?
{50035}{50110}That's funny. I was just about|to ask you the same thing.
{50114}{50182}Well, can you tell me what|the fuck you're doing in my car?
{50185}{50286}Surprise. You've won a trip for two|to the sleazy motel of your choice.
{50291}{50359}- What the fuck are you talking about?|- I bought her for you.
{50363}{50425}You can do whatever you want to her.|Right, sweetheart?
{50430}{50480}Anything your little heart desires.
{50485}{50550}- I can't do that. I'm practically married.|- You're not.
{50554}{50647}Now, will you go easy on yourself?|Go out and have some fun?
{50656}{50694}- Hey.|- Taxi.
{50698}{50761}- Where the fuck are you guys going?|- Have fun.
{50800}{50846}I'm too wasted for this bullshit.
{51111}{51168}Everything is going to be just fine.
{51468}{51526}Is that a lamb, or is that a lamb?
{51530}{51602}That looks like|a very unhappy little lamb.
{51606}{51692}- Maybe she's lost.|- Maybe she's lonely.
{51697}{51823}Maybe she wants to be a star.|Come on, flip a U-ey.
{51827}{51900}{Y:i}- What?|- Flip a U-ey, ?se, a U-ey.
{52080}{52131}Hey, are you okay?
{52187}{52279}- I'm fine.|- You don't look so fine.
{52283}{52334}I'm just a little upset, I guess.
{52360}{52390}Hey, are you a model?
{52434}{52459}What?
{52471}{52556}You know, one of those girls|in the magazines.
{52574}{52664}No, not really. Not yet, I guess.
{52669}{52763}Hey, I happen to have a friend.|He's a bigtime photographer.
{52768}{52823}He's always looking for new talent,|you know?
{52827}{52895}- Fresh faces.|- Really?
{52899}{53021}Yeah, he's hot. As a matter of fact,|he's looking for models right now.
{53026}{53086}And I think you'd be just right.
{53090}{53170}Wow, that would be amazing.
{53175}{53208}Do you have an address...
{53212}{53266}...where we could send you|some information?
{53271}{53371}Not right now. I ran away.
{53375}{53503}Well, I could just walk you over there,|see what he thinks.
{53539}{53605}Well, it's just that|I don't really know y'all.
{53609}{53692}And I mean, I'm sure you're fine|and everything, you seem real nice.
{53696}{53803}- But I kind of...|- I ain't gonna bite you or nothing.
{53823}{53904}What have you got to lose?|You could be the next Cindy Caulfield.
{53908}{53943}Who knows?
{53978}{54104}Okay, all right. Why not, right?
{54298}{54364}- Hey, you want a date?|- Not interested.
{54368}{54422}- You don't like the way I look, huh?|- Fuck off.
{54426}{54534}Or what? You a faggot, huh? What?|You don't think I'm sexy enough?
{54538}{54586}Pretty enough? Or young enough?
{54590}{54642}I can get them young for you,|real young.
{54735}{54831}- How young?|- Oh, you like the babies, huh?
{54835}{54908}That's right.|I got a boss who likes them young.
{54912}{55007}His name Enrique?|Your boss, Enrique.
{55011}{55081}- You know my boss?|- In the biblical way.
{55086}{55122}- Yeah, right.|- Yeah.
{55129}{55221}He gangbanged me|with a couple of his friends.
{55226}{55299}You know what?|You look like one of those guys.
{55311}{55390}I don't know what kind of game it is|that you're playing, huh?
{55395}{55507}But you better walk real fast|before I put a bullet in your head.
{55526}{55556}Keep walking, bitch.
{55561}{55628}I'm walking. I'm walking.|Look, I'm walking.
{55658}{55715}Drop your piece, motherfucker.
{55729}{55777}- Okay. Okay.|- Yeah.
{55801}{55831}Fuck.
{55848}{55915}You fucking, stupid-ass nigger.
{56329}{56408}- Hey, driver, pull over at the corner.|- Whoa, where you going?
{56412}{56458}I got business to take care of.
{56462}{56542}If you're gonna pick up your wife|don't mention anything about...
{56546}{56599}Whoa, what are you thinking?|I'm going home.
{56605}{56649}I gots me a date with Miss May.
{56653}{56703}Here you go.|Take him home, keep the change.
{56707}{56771}Oh, thank you very much, very kind.
{56839}{56866}Forward ho.
{56871}{56935}Oh, God, I can't understand anything.
{56991}{57062}God, please.
{57071}{57118}That was not my cocaine.
{57122}{57211}I don't know her, I was...|I was just giving her a ride.
{57228}{57267}You gotta believe me.
{57294}{57388}Shut up.|2-Sam-4-3 requesting backup.
{57392}{57481}It's my bachelor party. Haven't you|ever had a bachelor party?
{57500}{57553}You have to listen to me,|I can explain this.
{57652}{57711}Officer, please,|this is going to ruin me.
{57716}{57758}I'm getting married next week.
{57827}{57866}Officer, please?
{57971}{58015}{Y:i}What are you going to do now, puta?
{58127}{58155}What the...?
{58273}{58340}Oh, Jesus.
{58384}{58423}Holy shit.
{58470}{58516}That hooker has a gun.
{58589}{58658}- What are you doing?|- This hooker's got a gun.
{58662}{58723}- Let's go.|- You can't take a cop's gun.
{58728}{58759}Shut up, let's go.
{58789}{58828}Shit, she's coming after us.
{58950}{58978}What are you doing?
{59007}{59032}Shit, go.
{59597}{59644}Passports.
{59655}{59737}I want the money tonight, Johnny.|Don't disappoint me.
{59741}{59786}Yeah, I'll be there.
{59975}{60042}What happened back there?|Look, I can't just keep walking.
{60046}{60093}We have to go to the police.
{60098}{60178}We gotta get off the street before that|bitch tracks our asses down.
{60181}{60236}- Why would she be after us?|- We're witnesses.
{60241}{60311}Don't worry,|my place is just around the corner.
{60315}{60410}- No need to see your brother like that.|- What the fuck happened, Joe?
{60515}{60563}I'm sorry, Sammy.
{60577}{60637}His piece is missing. IDs?
{60642}{60714}The hooker's is a fake, the john's|is a match with the car.
{60718}{60774}We already got an APB out on him.
{60778}{60879}- What's his name?|- Fox. William Fox.
{60882}{60939}Listen, Joey,|you find out anything new...
{60943}{61012}...you make sure|I'm the first to know. Got it?
{61106}{61143}Come in.
{61209}{61247}To what do we owe this honor?
{61251}{61314}I was in town doing some business,|and l...
{61319}{61374}Wanted to you see your daddy?
{61396}{61429}And Mom.
{61443}{61524}She's watching TV,|I'm sure she'd love to see you.
{61528}{61561}Come on.
{61698}{61767}Mother, we have a surprise for you.
{61789}{61878}You two have a chat,|and I'll get you a vase for the flowers.
{61996}{62037}Hi, Mom.
{62158}{62227}I know it can't be too easy|for you here.
{62238}{62323}I want you to know I'm doing|everything I can to get you out of here.
{62387}{62432}Here you go.
{62458}{62510}You always did|have a way with flowers.
{62515}{62558}Such an odd quality for a boy.
{62563}{62662}- Well, I'm not your average boy.|- You can say that again.
{62679}{62746}If anything happens to her again,|I'll kill you.
{62822}{62857}Okay.
{62881}{62930}Maybe you should say good night|to Mama.
{62935}{63022}We're expecting guests.|Having a little soiree.
{63244}{63277}I'll get it.
{63297}{63382}- Oh, my.|- Look at that.
{63386}{63422}Looking lovely.
{63454}{63537}Olivia?|There's an officer here to see you.
{63542}{63594}Are you the fianc?e of William Fox?
{63603}{63638}I am.
{63651}{63711}- It's about your boyfriend.|- Bill?
{63715}{63789}- Is there a problem?|- Yes.
{63793}{63840}Yes, there is a problem.
{63844}{63950}Because once you go black,|you never go back.
{65080}{65142}Will you hold this for me|for a second?
{65147}{65278}Yeah. Sure. Why not?|I'm already an outlaw.
{65304}{65346}Hurry it up,|this is uncomfortable.
{65351}{65407}I can't pee|with you standing there looking.
{65411}{65466}Well, I can't turn any more than this.
{65469}{65526}There's nothing you've got|that I haven't seen.
{65603}{65639}Hey.
{65774}{65806}For fuck's sake!
{65815}{65873}Jesus Christ. You're not a girl.
{65887}{65920}That's a matter of opinion.
{65924}{65966}You pissed all over me.
{65970}{66023}Some people pay me for that.
{66027}{66103}- Hey, what the fuck is your problem?|- What is my problem?
{66112}{66163}Let's see, I've been arrested...
{66167}{66240}...I watched a cop get murdered|by some psycho bitch...
{66243}{66274}...who tried to kill me.
{66278}{66330}And to top it off|I'm handcuffed to a woman...
{66335}{66391}...who's got a bigger dick than I do.
{66395}{66445}Do you have a problem with my dick?
{66450}{66527}With my dipstick?|With my power tool?
{66532}{66607}- Yeah, I think that just about covers it.|- My throbbing membrane?
{66611}{66665}- My soap on a rope?|- Shut the fuck up...
{66669}{66738}...or I'll knock you out and drag you|to the police station.
{66742}{66802}If you didn't want the banana,|you shouldn't have shaken the tree.
{66805}{66854}All I did was ask for directions.
{66858}{66935}The rest was all your fault,|what you did to me, you fucking freak.
{66944}{66994}Freak? It's people like you...
{66998}{67075}...who make it impossible|for people like me to live in this world.
{67134}{67219}I am more man than you will ever be.
{67232}{67283}And more woman|than you will ever get.
{67609}{67691}- What's up, big man?|- Opposite of down.
{67705}{67804}- We got a deal?|- No. He wants more. 50,000.
{67816}{67916}- Fuck that, they said 25.|- I told you that was a ballpark figure.
{67921}{67961}I'm just the middleman|on this one.
{67966}{68067}If you want a new life in paradise, you|have to come up with the full amount.
{68286}{68326}Give me the money.
{68491}{68524}Here you go.
{68609}{68665}- Okay.|- You got my passports?
{68689}{68718}Yeah.
{68886}{68963}George and Louise Jefferson, huh?
{68978}{69020}You are a fucking comic.
{69030}{69098}Congratulations,|you finally got a piece of the pie.
{69102}{69138}Yeah.
{69169}{69216}Enjoy your new life in paradise.
{69289}{69375}You know, if this doesn't work,|I'm taking you down with me.
{69395}{69451}Good to see you too.|Glad to help.
{69491}{69556}Come on, let's go.|Let's get out of here.
{69801}{69846}Good luck to you.
{70074}{70139}No, I can't do that.|Just get me some ice.
{70143}{70218}- Trust me, there's nothing like a steak.|- Just get me some ice.
{70221}{70270}I don't understand|why you're so resistant.
{70274}{70321}It's so widely known, it's a clich?.
{70331}{70411}If you want a black eye to heal|properly, you put a steak on it.
{70417}{70479}Let's just say|I got a soft spot for animals.
{70484}{70527}I'll take my chances with the ice.
{70532}{70622}You really are a pussy,|aren't you, Bill?
{70626}{70704}What are you, a vegetarian?
{70708}{70782}Oh, if choosing not to eat animals|makes me a pussy...
{70785}{70842}...then yes, I guess I am.
{70846}{70889}You are a piece of work.
{70894}{70918}I need your phone.
{70923}{70982}- Oh, what are you doing?|- I'm calling the police.
{70986}{71047}- No, you don't want to do that.|- Give me the phone.
{71053}{71195}Stop. You need to face the fact|that you... That we are big news.
{71199}{71286}We are involved in the murder|of one of the city's finest.
{71290}{71319}If we show up downtown...
{71323}{71391}...there are gonna be reporters|and photographers all over.
{71395}{71476}And your face is going to be plastered|all over the papers tomorrow.
{71480}{71517}It might be in your interest...
{71521}{71582}...not to be handcuffed|to a transsexual prostitute...
{71587}{71657}...with a rap sheet|longer than her ding-dong.
{71719}{71785}I have a friend who lives upstairs,|he's a handyman.
{71798}{71841}Once he gets these handcuffs|off us...
{71845}{71917}...you get to do whatever you want.
{71935}{71975}Oh, God.
{71996}{72070}Hey, thanks for coming, you guys.|Hey, I'll walk you up.
{72075}{72112}Bye.
{72116}{72163}- Bye.|- Bye.
{72198}{72241}Oh, okay, honey.|I'll call you, okay?
{72245}{72327}Drive safe.|Bye, bye-bye. Bye.
{72419}{72474}Man, I thought they'd be back|by now.
{72478}{72547}Oh, they'll be back soon.|Come on, go relax.
{72551}{72641}- Well, I may just help you clean up.|- No, don't worry about that.
{72645}{72711}Come on, let's just kick back|for a little while.
{72715}{72809}What do you eat, Bill,|since you don't eat meat?
{72814}{72863}Good God, give it a rest, will you?
{72867}{72938}Do you eat rice, do you eat broccoli,|do you eat vegetables?
{72942}{73033}What exactly is it|that gives you your power?
{73089}{73118}Spinach.
{73157}{73250}- Spinach?|- Yes, spinach.
{73254}{73307}You know, my arms blow up,|I toot my pipe.
{73311}{73390}- Then the bad guys take it up the ass.|- You're talking my language.
{73422}{73511}- Why is it okay to eat spinach?|- It's a plant, or a bush or something.
{73515}{73572}It's not a conscious being|with a conscious life.
{73585}{73647}Then why do they move|toward the sun?
{73652}{73694}It's warm and that's how they grow.
{73731}{73765}Well, but how do they do that?
{73770}{73846}These plants you gobble up|with such a clear conscience...
{73850}{73919}...how do they know to do that|if they have no consciousness?
{73923}{73969}Because that's how God|made the earth.
{73973}{74058}They are programmed to grow,|so that we have something to eat.
{74062}{74104}So we don't have to eat animals.
{74107}{74191}But animals kill other animals and|don't think twice about eating them.
{74195}{74234}How does your God feel about that?
{74238}{74312}That's different, they're animals,|they don't know any better.
{74317}{74347}God forgives them.
{74353}{74443}Well, if animals are so goddamn stupid|and cruel, why not just eat them...
{74447}{74511}...and get rid of the useless bastards|once and for all?
{74516}{74563}Why not rid the earth|of every single...
{74567}{74629}...stupid, unconscious,|meat-eating motherfucker...
{74633}{74688}...who doesn't have the sense|to understand?
{74692}{74770}Look, I don't want to play any more|of your goddamn mind games.
{74787}{74855}Is that what your God intended|when he created ice, Bill?
{74859}{74921}Was it made for you and your eye|and for the swelling?
{74926}{74967}- Yes, he did.|- Was it for you?
{74971}{75047}God made it for me so that I could|do whatever the hell I want.
{75052}{75111}So why don't you give me|some fucking ice?
{75114}{75153}I'll just get it myself.
{75160}{75229}So it is foretold, the ice man cometh.
{75282}{75422}- There's no ice. Where's the ice?|- There is no ice, Bill.
{75426}{75515}Do you feel let down,|that your God has deserted you...
{75520}{75611}...because of your meat-eating lust|for flesh? Is your God punishing you?
{75616}{75653}You fucking fruitcake.
{75688}{75738}Saved by the bell.
{75743}{75795}{Y:i}- Who is it?|- Yo, it's Manny.
{75800}{75882}I think I got|what's a new discovery for you.
{75886}{75943}Her name is Tammy.
{75947}{75979}{Y:i}Come in.
{76083}{76138}{Y:i}Two, three, four.
{77331}{77359}Marvin?
{77508}{77560}Yo, buddy.
{78021}{78058}Thanks.
{79259}{79324}{Y:i}Back to the same thing|as you are, son.
{79327}{79405}{Y:i}- Want to draw straws?|- Not this time, this means too much.
{79409}{79458}{Y:i}How are we gonna handle it,|take turns?
{79462}{79541}{Y:i}I don't trust you Southern boys|in the moonlight.
{79545}{79610}{Y:i}All right, let's ask it again.
{79715}{79786}Popcorn? Want some popcorn?
{79790}{79880}Hot buttery popcorn.|It's good for your colon.
{79897}{79942}Want some popcorn?
{80096}{80197}- Kiss him. Kiss him.|- Shut up, colonel.
{80279}{80419}Oh, Johnny, good boy. No wires.
{80566}{80673}- Holy cow.|- Twenty-five thousand, it's clean.
{80698}{80831}- And how are George and Louise?|- Jeffersons? They're moving on up.
{80836}{80922}You know, Johnny, I always say,|money talks.
{80926}{80988}And bullshit walks.
{81075}{81141}You sure you don't want|any popcorn?
{81434}{81529}So tell me,|what agency are you with?
{81533}{81593}Oh, I don't have one.|I'm just beginning.
{81597}{81711}Oh, well, then, I don't usually work|with unsolicited talent.
{81731}{81814}Unsolicited? I don't... What is that?
{81818}{81901}Talent. Artists like yourself...
{81906}{81994}...who aren't represented|by a major agency.
{82018}{82079}Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry.
{82083}{82188}Of course,|this is a non-union production...
{82203}{82323}...and if you photograph|anywhere near as good as you look...
{82349}{82414}...we could always Taft-Hartley you.
{82431}{82491}Oh, yeah, that guy Taft.
{82496}{82587}He was like the president,|or the pope or something.
{82591}{82675}- He certainly was.|- Well, who was he? What did he do?
{82681}{82763}He made it possible|for unsolicited talent like yourself...
{82767}{82903}...to override the system if an|accomplished artist-slash-producer...
{82907}{83010}...like myself, is so inspired|by your physical attributes...
{83014}{83086}...and the sheer electricity of you...
{83091}{83179}...that he decides to make you|an immediate member of the club.
{83193}{83296}- How does that happen?|- Oh, well, I've got seniority, babe.
{83300}{83393}I'm union.|And when I shoot you, you'll be union.
{83398}{83523}Really? Oh, my God. Okay,|what is it about me? I mean, why me?
{83529}{83611}You are beautiful.|One of a kind, trust me.
{83617}{83695}- How old are you?|- I'm 17.
{83701}{83779}{Y:i}Oh, this is freaky.|This shoot is for Seventeen magazine.
{83801}{83856}- No way.|- Way.
{83867}{83918}Oh, my God, that's unbelievable.
{83922}{84001}I don't believe it either.|I guess it was meant to be.
{84007}{84124}Okay. I'll do it. Let's do it.
{84134}{84186}Well, then, time's a-wasting.
{84190}{84259}- Let's skedaddle.|- Okay.
{84263}{84336}Your wardrobe is in the bathroom|at the end of the hall.
{84339}{84444}The white lacy one at the far end|will be the closest to your size.
{84448}{84520}Just go ahead and change and then|we'll take some photos, okay?
{84523}{84607}- Okey-doke? Okey-doke.|- Okey-doke.
{84797}{84854}So you had a little run-in|with the pigs, did you?
{84858}{84907}Yeah, I guess you could say that.
{84913}{84990}What makes them think they can|tell a man what he can or can't do...
{84995}{85051}...with his own dick?|- It was a mistake.
{85055}{85110}- How's that?|- I was just asking for directions.
{85115}{85172}- Asking who?|- From her.
{85177}{85273}That's a little insensitive. "Her,"|and point like that. She has a name.
{85278}{85346}I'm sorry to say|we haven't been properly introduced.
{85351}{85430}Well, perhaps I can be|of a little service in this department.
{85434}{85571}Gigi, this is...|What's your name there, Oswald?
{85590}{85646}- Bill.|- Oh, well done.
{85651}{85802}- Gigi, this is Bill. Bill, Gigi.|- Pleasure to meet you, Bill.
{85863}{85935}- Are you almost done yet?|- Somebody's got ants in their pants.
{85941}{86011}I spent the last two hours|flushing my life down the toilet.
{86015}{86090}- I think I've got to be edgy, don't you?|- Don't be dragging me...
{86094}{86180}...into it there, cowboy.|I am just an innocent bystander.
{86185}{86316}- Watch out for your wrist right now.|- Goddamn it! You cut me, man.
{86342}{86401}Had a tetanus shot lately?
{86405}{86499}Trust me, that is the least|of my problems. I'm calling the police.
{86503}{86615}You know, Jim,|I've had a really rough night...
{86619}{86691}...and maybe I could just|take a rain check, just this once.
{86695}{86779}Because I just wanna|take a bath and rela...
{86816}{86883}All right, fine,|but we're doing it at your place.
{86886}{86942}Fair enough. I don't wanna|get down and dirty...
{86946}{87019}...in front of him, anyway.|Got way too many hang-ups.
{87086}{87170}- No, I can't.|- Come on, all the kids are doing it.
{87543}{87697}- Okay, yeah, first base, that's it.|- Oh, come on, that's not fair, is it?
{87735}{87894}It's been three months|since Puerto Vallarta. Come on.
{87899}{87951}I want you.
{87985}{88050}- God, I want you too.|- Yeah.
{88075}{88198}- I love you.|- Me too, you.
{88398}{88474}Okay. Yeah, I can't do this.
{88497}{88548}I just don't understand this.
{88551}{88718}Is this because you're engaged?|Getting married?
{88777}{88826}I'm pregnant.
{88887}{89042}Yeah. And you don't even know|the half of it, honey.
{89058}{89109}We gotta talk.
{89218}{89269}Hello?
{89626}{89727}- Hello.|- Hello yourself.
{89756}{89822}Hi. Where's Manny?
{89827}{89929}I sent him out for some pizza. Come.
{89942}{90034}Let's paint that pretty little face|of yours before he comes back.
{90039}{90129}Oh, don't worry about her.|That's just my wife.
{90133}{90205}We'll have a snack later. Come.
{90290}{90341}Meddler.
{90650}{90717}Sam here. Joey? What do you got?
{90731}{90785}Scumbag called it in himself?|Where are they?
{90790}{90863}Give me 30 minutes|before you move on him.
{90986}{91083}Look at that mouth of yours.|The perfect pout.
{91102}{91210}- Everything okay, Tammy?|- I feel kind of strange.
{91214}{91288}You're probably|just a little bit nervous.
{91297}{91359}Here, take a sip of your soda.
{91433}{91483}All better?
{91488}{91560}- Are you done?|- Not quite yet.
{91718}{91781}There it is.
{91813}{91969}The face that launched|a thousand ships. Beautiful, no?
{92014}{92138}- I look kind of, you know, sad.|- And beautiful.
{92142}{92294}That's the look that sells.|The tortured teen with a tender heart.
{92298}{92394}It's what they're all looking for|and you've got it in spades.
{92399}{92467}- You really think so?|- I really do.
{92472}{92532}Of course, the real|proof of the pudding...
{92536}{92591}...will be to see how you look on film.
{92631}{92683}Okay.
{93366}{93416}- Who are you?|- Police.
{93429}{93482}Wow, I didn't expect you here|that quickly.
{93486}{93580}Obviously.|I found this in your pocket.
{93583}{93653}Oh, yeah. That was the cop's.|I took it for protection.
{93657}{93753}- From who?|- That psycho bitch who killed him.
{93799}{93845}- The hooker.|- The one you picked up?
{93854}{93891}No, the other one.
{93908}{93995}- So where's your hooker?|- She's upstairs having sex with Jim.
{94045}{94102}He's the handyman.|That's how she pays him.
{94107}{94158}- For what?|- For whatever.
{94162}{94233}I mean, tonight he cut off|our handcuffs with that saw.
{94237}{94303}She goes up,|she blows him. I don't know.
{94349}{94403}Why do you have|that steak on your head?
{94407}{94519}It's on my eye.|She, he, the hooker, Gigi...
{94525}{94593}...the girl with the dick|sucker-punched me.
{94598}{94710}Arrest me, take me downtown and|I'll answer all the questions you want.
{94729}{94779}Hello there, Billy-boy.
{94783}{94867}Did you happen to lose a little card|with your number on it?
{94870}{94921}You rocked my world tonight.
{94925}{95006}I just wanted to tell you,|you've never done me like that before.
{95010}{95126}I hope you enjoyed your big gulp.|Toodle-oo, kiss, kiss.
{95131}{95194}- Thanks for the loaner.|- How'd it work out for you?
{95197}{95289}A little tight in the shoulders,|but it was a kick.
{95294}{95341}Well, I'm glad to hear it.
{95355}{95428}- I forgot my saw.|- No, don't worry. Not with him up there.
{95431}{95489}- You can get it tomorrow.|- Righty-o.
{95516}{95633}- So, what's it gonna be?|- How about a hot sausage and mayo?
{95645}{95695}Coming right up.
{95743}{95781}Holy cow.
{95798}{95856}You're a real fucking scumbag,|aren't you?
{95862}{95931}- You cop-killing scum.|- Cop-killing what?
{95936}{96027}- That was my baby brother.|- I didn't kill anyone.
{96853}{96923}Okay, Tammy.
{97014}{97165}Lights, camera, bubbles, action.
{97188}{97309}Come on, Tammy, put on your dancing|shoes and let's see what you got.
{97324}{97490}Up on your feet. Thattagirl.|Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
{97494}{97543}Hold it right there. Don't move.
{97559}{97651}You're gonna be a star,|I can feel it in my bones, yes, I can.
{97654}{97711}I'm gonna be a star.
{98401}{98472}- Excellent.|- I'm a star.
{98475}{98569}Yes, you are a star. A real Rockette.
{98574}{98628}Perfect, yes.
{98718}{98787}You're gonna be a star, a star.
{98942}{99012}I'm so tired.
{99056}{99107}Oh, it's all right, honey.
{99111}{99210}You probably just need a little rest.
{99439}{99472}Yeah.
{99476}{99522}What?
{99526}{99575}I can't... l...
{99579}{99663}Jeez, I can't understand|a word you're saying. What?
{99714}{99761}That's not funny.
{99766}{99804}That's...
{99831}{99890}All right, shut up, shut up, wha...?
{99894}{99986}You know better than...|We're on a cell phone, for chrissake.
{100045}{100134}Meet me at the club. Yes, now.
{100239}{100309}Turn the car around.|We're going back downtown.
{101210}{101306}- I want my money.|- Isn't that fucking rich?
{101310}{101390}That's a real side-splitter. My best|friend is dead because of you...
{101394}{101444}...and now I'm supposed to|pay you for that?
{101448}{101489}I did my part.
{101493}{101625}I set him up, I made the phone call|just like you told me to, and...
{101656}{101705}Then everything|went fucking haywire.
{101710}{101791}It wasn't my fault, Johnny.|I didn't plan it, you did.
{101795}{101857}To have my best friend killed?|No, I don't think so.
{101861}{101933}You wanted his wife.|You wanted to destroy their marriage.
{101937}{102022}You wanted to set him up.|It was your stupid fucking idea.
{102026}{102070}Now give me the money.
{102075}{102154}If anybody has the right to be snippety|right now, I think it's me.
{102159}{102244}It's always about you, isn't it,|Johnny? What about me?
{102249}{102338}I have two dead men floating|in my bathtub.
{102342}{102430}You think you got problems?|How am I gonna explain that?
{102434}{102510}Yeah, well, you got something right.|That's your fucking problem.
{102514}{102589}It's gonna be your fucking problem|if you don't give me my money.
{102593}{102646}That's right,|I will tell the cops everything.
{102651}{102770}How you enticed me, an ex-client,|to do your dirty work for you.
{102776}{102855}You probably would lose your license|to practice, Johnny.
{102987}{103023}Well, there you go.
{103046}{103101}There you go.
{103181}{103229}I don't ever|wanna hear from you again.
{103698}{103749}{Y:i}Hello there, Billy-boy.
{103754}{103851}{Y:i}Did you happen to lose a little card|with your number on it?
{103855}{103887}{Y:i}You rocked my world tonight.
{103891}{103986}{Y:i}I just wanted to tell you, you've never|done me like that before.
{103990}{104101}{Y:i}I hope you enjoyed your big gulp.|Toodle-oo, kiss, kiss.
{104114}{104174}What the fuck?
{104179}{104245}{Y:i}I hope you enjoyed your big gulp.|Toodle-oo, kiss, kiss.
{104274}{104333}All right. Come in.
{104393}{104437}Is this the home of William Fox?
{104441}{104474}You know what?
{104478}{104553}Right, it was funny the first time|and everything but...
{104557}{104619}I'm not... I just... I can't do two of you.
{104635}{104698}Excuse me? Ma'am,|there must be some misunderstand...
{104701}{104769}I am not in the mood|for two big black dicks...
{104773}{104858}...flying around in my face, all right?|So why don't you get the fuck out?
{104862}{104887}Calm down.
{104892}{104979}Let's try this again.|Is this the home of William Fox?
{104999}{105063}Do you know William Fox?
{105070}{105147}I'm... I'm his fianc?e.
{105151}{105205}I think you'd better take a seat,|ma'am.
{105209}{105258}We have some difficult news for you.
{105262}{105318}It's about your fianc?.
{105792}{105852}Hey, Olivia, how are you?
{105871}{105907}What?
{105950}{106046}Wait... Calm down, now.|I don't understand what you're saying.
{106062}{106119}What do you mean, Bill's dead?
{106140}{106214}No, no, that... l... That can't...
{106218}{106281}Okay, just hol...|Just hold on a second, all right?
{106285}{106329}Where are you?
{106342}{106389}Identify the...?
{106433}{106488}You want me to meet you where?
{106669}{106716}Can I help you, bro?
{106722}{106756}lt... It's him.
{106819}{106866}Right.
{106870}{106909}Shall we?
{106959}{107038}I know this is difficult,|but just to prepare you...
{107041}{107151}...he's been electrocuted, burned,|so this ain't gonna be pretty.
{107208}{107250}Is that him?
{107265}{107299}Yeah.
{107304}{107373}More or less, yeah.
{107417}{107526}Could we...?|Could we just have a moment alone?
{107573}{107614}Me and you?
{107629}{107691}Me and everybody but you.
{107772}{107808}Right.
{107822}{107866}Time allotted for that.
{107879}{107921}Grieve away.
{108059}{108141}Jesus, Johnny.|What the hell happened?
{108160}{108235}I came home to a message|on my machine last night...
{108240}{108317}...that was clearly from a woman|who he had slept with.
{108321}{108347}What, the hooker?
{108361}{108386}The hooker?
{108429}{108510}Look, we stopped to get a pizza,|all right? Phil and I went inside.
{108514}{108569}Bill was fucked up|so we left him in the car.
{108573}{108646}We came out, he was pulling|away with what looked like a hooker.
{108651}{108683}That's just fucking great.
{108687}{108749}Yeah, a fucking hooker|a week before the wedding? God.
{108762}{108822}Don't you think it's better|you found out now?
{108826}{108926}Oh, Jesus, it's my fault.|l... I pushed him away.
{108931}{109017}I would hardly call sleeping with him|every night "pushing him away."
{109021}{109053}What are you talking about?
{109057}{109150}Bill said the two of you slept together|every single night, no matter what.
{109154}{109238}I haven't had sex with Bill in three|months. Not since Puerto Vallarta.
{109241}{109335}- I just couldn't.|- Okay, yeah, because l...
{109341}{109434}I thought that l... I'm really glad|to hear that, that's a relief.
{109438}{109487}What's a relief?
{109492}{109586}I'm just glad that Puerto Vallarta|meant as much to you as it did to me.
{109596}{109741}Right, you think that because I haven't|had sex with Bill since you and I...
{109747}{109814}Say it, all right? Say it. Made love.
{109818}{109874}Oh, please, Johnny,|I was practically passed out.
{109878}{109935}You can't make love to somebody|who isn't there.
{109940}{110008}- Well, you can at least try.|- Oh, Johnny.
{110012}{110074}What is the matter with you?|What about Jane?
{110099}{110139}I don't think Jane has to know.
{110143}{110202}At least until we know|what the next move is.
{110227}{110340}Well, there isn't really gonna be a|next move because I already told her.
{110345}{110403}What? Why would you do that?
{110408}{110490}Because I don't want to have anything|to do with you anymore, Johnny.
{110515}{110542}What?
{110607}{110653}Jesus!
{110737}{110784}That girl looks like|she just saw a ghost.
{110787}{110841}- He just fricking moved.|- Rigor-mortal spasm.
{110845}{110877}Happens all the time.
{110880}{110974}So if that is Mr. William Fox,|and you're able to speak up for him...
{110978}{111067}...l'm gonna need you|to sign on the dotted line.
{111987}{112022}You going somewhere?
{112110}{112225}Yeah, Puerto Vallarta.|Thought I might get a little action.
{112322}{112378}So how was your swinging cock fest?
{112411}{112465}It was good, fine.
{112478}{112530}Everything went fine.
{112598}{112637}How was the shower?
{112641}{112728}Yeah, fine. Everything was fine.
{112798}{112863}How long you going for?
{112962}{112997}That's my suitcase.
{113032}{113059}What?
{113065}{113186}That's my suitcase.|It's not your suitcase. That's mine.
{113196}{113298}- Can I borrow it?|- No, it's part of a set.
{113316}{113394}- I really rather you didn't.|- I'll be careful with it.
{113454}{113520}I don't think I wanna take the chance.
{113590}{113634}- No, I am out of here.|- Jane.
{113638}{113688}- Now, listen, okay?|- Please.
{113693}{113754}Jane, listen, don't go.|Look, don't go, okay?
{113758}{113814}I slipped up, I know.|I was drunk, I'm sorry.
{113819}{113919}- Yeah, well, you got Olivia pregnant.|- What?
{113923}{114001}So I think that qualifies|as a little bit more than a slip-up.
{114006}{114061}- Olivia's pregnant?|- Yeah, that's right.
{114064}{114111}Congratulations,|you're gonna be a daddy.
{114115}{114193}Wait a minute.|Listen, listen, Jane, Jane, listen.
{114197}{114231}Let's work this through, okay?
{114235}{114343}Let's just talk about it.|You don't wanna go, you shouldn't go.
{114383}{114498}Yeah, you know what? You're right.
{114537}{114565}Okay.
{114569}{114598}You should.
{114601}{114670}Jane. Jane, come on.
{114691}{114742}It's Mr. Grand.
{114755}{114831}Your parcel is wrapped|and ready to be picked up...
{114835}{114911}...and I must say,|you'll be quite pleased.
{114915}{115009}It's a very pretty little package.
{115013}{115075}Pretty little package, huh?
{115149}{115227}See, like I was saying...
{115247}{115306}...this guy, Enrique,|and a couple of his friends...
{115310}{115421}...they put me up in the Hilton and they|had their way with me all weekend.
{115425}{115481}No? No?
{115493}{115557}Are you sorry? Oh, you're sorry?
{115560}{115630}You really scared that nigga,|he gave me the right code.
{115633}{115680}Good. Bag it, let's go.
{115685}{115746}Sorry about this, brother,|you know how it is.
{115750}{115842}- Go down and wait for me in the car.|- We'll be out of here, baby.
{115846}{115896}Leave the cash.
{116010}{116059}Baby, this is me.
{116064}{116145}I know you running the show but|this is me. You don't trust me by now?
{116150}{116226}Trust is for fools and virgins.
{116231}{116259}Now, go.
{116328}{116366}All right.
{116423}{116475}I'll see you downstairs.
{116522}{116577}So like I was saying...
{116582}{116669}...then they put me in the trunk|and they took me downtown...
{116674}{116736}...and they threw me in a Dumpster...
{116754}{116786}...to die.
{116791}{116845}Can you imagine that?
{116849}{116958}I was left there, bleeding to death,|to die, imagine that.
{116962}{117042}It was lucky for me|the next day was trash day.
{117084}{117170}So this isn't just for me.
{117174}{117210}Do you believe in God?
{117261}{117354}I said, do you believe in God?
{117441}{117490}Well, guess what.
{117510}{117585}He does not believe in you.
{118118}{118159}Mom?
{118179}{118231}Mom, what's the matter?
{118242}{118280}Mom...
{118291}{118321}...what's going on?
{118470}{118497}Nigger this, bitch.
{118768}{118810}Meddler.
{118875}{118922}Mom?
{119410}{119483}Damn, Carlos, baby,|you don't look so good.
{119487}{119530}Do you know|what I was thinking today?
{119535}{119597}I was thinking|that when I picked you up from jail...
{119602}{119695}...I thought maybe, just maybe, that|you had learned something in there.
{119713}{119741}But you didn't.
{119746}{119826}The minute you got out,|you started with your "nigger" shit.
{119830}{119954}"Nigger" this, "nigger" that.|Same old shit.
{119959}{120062}But guess what, baby.|This nigger is smarter than you.
{120066}{120130}That's right, because|I been sitting out here waiting...
{120134}{120242}...for you to bring your ass out here|so I could run you the fuck over.
{120246}{120302}One for you, two for me.
{120306}{120365}One for you, three for me.
{120370}{120422}Three for me, and none for you.
{120426}{120482}- What the fuck is that?|- It's a split.
{120500}{120593}- You said we were going half and half.|- That's if you nailed that sheep, dude.
{120621}{120689}I gotta go, Carlos.|I'm getting all emotional.
{120693}{120746}I love you, baby.
{121082}{121127}Shit. What was that?
{121131}{121225}Gunshots, homes, from over there.|Let's go check it out.
{121258}{121315}Fucking bitch.
{121657}{121715}Who's the bitch, huh?
{122246}{122299}{Y:i}Fuck.
{122410}{122459}Look at this shit.
{122464}{122520}Two dead people.
{122625}{122677}Look what I found.
{122790}{122890}Shit, homey. We're rich, dude.
{124021}{124047}Call for backup!
{124345}{124434}Dad. Come on, open up.|I know you're in there.
{124438}{124525}Johnny, there are police|all over the place out there.
{124543}{124618}- Dad, I need to talk to you.|- You need a lobotomy.
{124621}{124695}- Now go away.|- Open the goddamn door.
{124701}{124750}I wanna see Mom.
{124781}{124900}You march yourself right back down|those stairs and surrender.
{124904}{124951}Johnny, go away.
{124995}{125046}Johnny?
{125177}{125250}Johnny. Johnny, stop it.
{125266}{125344}Johnny, Johnny,|you're frightening your mother.
{125378}{125478}- You sick...|- Stop it, John, no, no.
{125893}{126005}Mom, what's going on?|I thought you were in trouble.
{126485}{126517}Oh, my God.
{126660}{126698}It's okay.
{126725}{126773}- What happened?|- It's okay, it's all right.
{126777}{126859}- Where am I?|- You're safe, you're safe.
{126978}{127054}You stay right here, all right?
{127057}{127164}I'm gonna make sure that this|never happens to anyone ever again.
{127273}{127329}Daddy?
{127371}{127427}Daddy?
{127548}{127651}We're fucking loaded, little cousin.|Now we can get us some real bitches.
{127656}{127750}- The kind you have to pay for.|- We?
{127826}{127902}I found it. It's mine.
{127917}{128000}We're partners, partners in crime.
{128005}{128083}You wasn't gonna share with me,|you cheated me.
{128086}{128167}- Why should I share with you?|- So that's how it's gonna be.
{128172}{128294}- Finders keepers, huh?|- Finders keepers.
{128426}{128479}What in the hell is wrong with you?
{128532}{128613}I do the best I can, Johnny.|I'm not perfect.
{128617}{128663}You really believe that, don't you?
{128667}{128737}Okay, what do you want me to say?|I screwed up?
{128740}{128833}I was a lousy dad?|That isn't gonna change anything.
{128837}{128881}You're still gonna have your issues...
{128885}{128961}...and your mother isn't|gonna be jitterbugging anytime soon.
{129218}{129337}- This isn't about you and me, Johnny.|- Well, what is it about, Dad?
{129341}{129424}You wanna know what it's about,|Johnny?
{129443}{129507}This is what it's about, Johnny.
{129511}{129581}The American dream.
{129584}{129717}The land of the free,|the home of the brave, Johnny.
{129721}{129796}It's every man for himself.
{129813}{129854}You make me sick.
{129888}{129913}Stop.
{129918}{129950}Johnny.
{130059}{130168}I love you, hold on to me, boy.
{130187}{130277}I'm sorry, Dad.|I'm gonna have to let you go.
{130282}{130345}Goddamn it, you hold on to me, John.
{130350}{130389}You hold on to me.
{130394}{130496}Johnny!
{130517}{130581}Johnny!
{130629}{130714}{Y:i}They say to move forward in life,|you gotta let go of the past.
{130718}{130778}{Y:i}Well, I did, literally.
{130783}{130855}{Y:i}And for me,|there ain't no going back.
{130869}{130942}{Y:i}So here I am,|paying my debt to society.
{130946}{130996}{Y:i}They found the cash,|traced the passports...
{131001}{131045}{Y:i}... got me on|first-degree manslaughter.
{131050}{131156}{Y:i}But hey, I saved that little girl's life|and I set my mother free...
{131161}{131232}{Y:i}... so for once in my life,|I'm the good guy.
{131237}{131310}{Y:i}I guess no good deed|goes unpunished.
{131314}{131373}- Hey, Johnny.|- Hi, honey.
{131378}{131445}- Hi, Johnny.|- Hi, Oliv.
{131497}{131562}You look great. You both look great.
{131567}{131628}Yeah, how are you?
{131633}{131721}Oh, great. Peachy.
{131727}{131753}You?
{131765}{131857}- Good, good.|- Yeah, yeah, we're doing okay.
{131885}{131913}How's Mom?
{131929}{131992}She's great.|Actually, she's living with us now.
{132053}{132094}- Us?|- Yeah.
{132098}{132174}Olivia moved in to our house to...
{132187}{132269}You know, to help with Mom and...
{132301}{132341}Jane and l...
{132344}{132375}Well, we've decided...
{132415}{132514}We've decided to have the baby,|Johnny.
{132567}{132598}Like a couple?
{132662}{132722}We're not rushing into anything.
{132727}{132802}Yeah, no,|we're just taking it one day at a time.
{132806}{132835}Yeah.
{132873}{132913}What about me?
{132941}{133030}You made it clear that you didn't want|to have anything to do with children...
{133034}{133093}...so I didn't think|it was going to be an issue.
{133097}{133202}We don't know when you're gonna be|available to participate with him.
{133207}{133277}Him? It's a boy?
{133280}{133330}Oh, well...
{133335}{133398}...it's too early to know the sex yet.
{133404}{133526}But if it is a boy,|we've decided to name him Bill.
{133588}{133641}Yeah, I think that's fitting.
{133646}{133732}And if it's a girl, so far we like Java.
{133764}{133797}Java?
{133801}{133848}Yeah, Jane and Olivia.
{133853}{133892}- Java.|- Java.
{133963}{134025}You do know that's a slang term|for coffee?
{134029}{134142}Yes, but it's also|an exotic island in Asia.
{134146}{134216}Why don't you just call her|Sex on the Beach, for chrissakes?
{134220}{134283}Johnny, do you always|have to be so goddamn sarcastic?
{134287}{134351}No, I just don't want my child|named after a beverage.
{134355}{134458}- Oh, so now it's your child?|- Well, yeah, biologically.
{134462}{134579}And I have to say, you know, I'm a little|hurt here and I feel a little left out.
{134583}{134644}Seems like there's been|a lot of decisions made...
{134649}{134709}...without any thought|of how I might feel about it.
{134713}{134766}- You haven't really been available.|- Yeah.
{134770}{134825}I don't know|how much more available I can be.
{134829}{134870}I'm pretty much here, you know.
{134873}{134938}There's not really any|answering machine to get messages.
{134942}{134995}Every Wednesday from 2 to 6.
{135000}{135086}You know what, Johnny?|This isn't about...
 
 
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